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So, since your mom used
to handle the holidays,
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I thought we should
talk about a game plan
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for Thanksgiving and Christmas.
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Oh, I say we follow the
Conner tradition...
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spend every dime we have on Halloween,
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and then we have nothing
to be thankful for
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or buy gifts with.
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Hi, Mom. Hi, Aunt Jackie.
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- Hi.
- Hey. How was school?
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Good. We're learning about democracy.
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Oh, it's a class in ancient history, eh?
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We're doing projects about the election.
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I'm gonna take a poll at the mall
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to see how people voted.
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Oh, good, my 11-year-old
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approaching strangers at the mall.
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Why don't we double down and just
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have you hitchhike there?
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No, you're taking me.
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Oh, I-I-I can't.
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I have to work that day.
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I didn't tell you what day it was.
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Oh, you didn't?
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Well, let's not get bogged down
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in he said, she said.
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All right, what day is it?
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- Saturday.
- How about that?
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I actually have to work that day.
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Well, I'm free on Saturday.
I'd love to help.
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I think it's great that
you're hungry to learn
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about how democracy is supposed to work,
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'cause it's up to you young people
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to snatch it back from special interests
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and breathe new life into
this noble experiment
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that we call America.
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Guys, you got to see this.
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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM
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Why is he outside?
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He's watching TV.
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Well, yes, that's the
obvious explanation.
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Now let's dig a little deeper.
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I think the shock of losing your mom
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has worn off and now
he's just depressed,
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but he doesn't want us to see it.
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Well, watching TV from the porch
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is not a good way to hide it.
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He's been isolating himself
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from the family more and more.
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Before you know it, he'll
be across the street.
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Oh, he'll go as far as
that remote will let him.
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Hey, Dad.
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What's up?
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Watching TV from the porch.
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Cool.
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Quick question. Why?
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I wanted to watch TV,
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and I'm getting some fresh air.
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Also looking for a little alone time.
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Don't mind us.
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- Yeah, sure.
- Yeah, that's healthy.
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Yeah.
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I'm glad you feel that way.
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But we won't know until we test it.
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Okay, if you're gonna track
me like a wounded animal,
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do the decent thing and
shoot me, would you?
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Dan, you can't avoid our love.
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You've been through a huge loss.
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Tell us what you're feeling.
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Give it to us.
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All right.
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I am having a very strong feeling.
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My sister-in-law is badgering me,
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and I want her to leave my garage.
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Maybe you don't want to talk to us,
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but you got to talk to somebody.
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I went to a support
group when Mark died.
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It really helped me.
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I still go sometimes.
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There you go. Tell him
what you got out of it.
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Well, I talked to nice, old men
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who have tennis bracelets,
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but no one to wear them.
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See?
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It says "Tiffany,"
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but that's just the wife's name.
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I find that the guys
on my crew get jealous
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when I wear my diamonds, so that's out.
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I'll call you if I need you.
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Uh, you left your phone by the bike.
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Exactly.
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"The Conners" is recorded
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in front of a live studio audience.
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Okay, ladies, now that I'm back,
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I want to show you all how
Mary's hair should be done.
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It's a simple 10-step process
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that should take no
longer than three hours.
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Uh, looking at my hair,
did you ever think
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I had a realistic chance
of getting hers right?
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Okay, the car's all packed
up to head back to the base.
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Oh, remember we have to stop by the PX
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to get Mary some new church clothes.
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We don't go to church.
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Excuse me?
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What does she mean by that?
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Who knows? Kids have rich fantasy lives.
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They have dragons for friends.
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When was the last time
she was in church?
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It's funny, the tricks
time can play on you.
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How long?
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I'm gonna say about a year.
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How long?
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Two years.
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Two years?
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That's almost the whole time I was gone.
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Well, in D.J.'s defense,
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you know we've never really
been religious people.
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I mean, we pray, but it's usually just,
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"Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks
for the grub," or...
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... you know, asking for a
little help at the track.
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Well, some of us go regularly.
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I take my mother to
services every Sunday
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just to remind God she's still here
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in case he forgot to take her.
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Well, you can gamble with
your souls if you want,
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but my family's going to church.
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Aunt Darlene doesn't
make Mark and Harris go,
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so why do I have to?
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Because I said so.
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D.J., let's go.
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It's okay. I've had a good life.
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Yeah, I didn't want to correct him.
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Hey, so, my dad will be here any minute.
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And remember, he's
kind of raw right now,
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but I do think he really wants to talk.
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Just don't force it.
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We don't have to yell "Surprise," do we?
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No. No. Just hang out,
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have fun, don't make it weird.
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You know, if this doesn't work,
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I know some guys who
play drums in the woods.
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They seem pretty happy.
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Yeah, let's try beer and poker tonight,
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but we got that in our back pocket.
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- Right on.
- Right on.
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He's here.
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Everybody act casual.
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Jackie.
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Why is your car blocking the driveway?
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No reason.
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Maybe we just wanted you to come in
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- through the front door.
- For no reason!
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Oh, good.
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Crazy people.
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I know I'm in the right house.
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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- There he is!
- Come on in.
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What are you guys doing here?
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We're here to play some poker.
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Yeah. Dwight here, he
finally got his check
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from when that street
cleaner ran him over.
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We're gonna take his money.
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It was a rough night.
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Kind of fell asleep in the gutter.
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That is some real guy talk!
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Okay, Dan, you guys have a great game.
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There's no game. Everybody go home.
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Come on, we're all here.
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I said, "Go home."
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Oh. Hang on a minute.
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Let me just go talk to him.
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I thought I made it clear.
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I wanted to be left alone.
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But, Dad, these are your friends.
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We thought you could
just play some cards,
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maybe talk about some things.
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I already told you, I don't
have anything to talk about,
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and I don't need my friends
sitting around here
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feeling sorry for me.
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It's not like that.
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Your daughter, she's
just worried about you.
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We know what you're going through.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Chuck.
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I didn't realize Anne-Marie was dead.
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Oh, come on, Dan...
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Why doesn't everybody just
leave me the hell alone?!
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Dan gonna be okay?
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Think so.
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Um, sorry I dragged you
guys all the way over here.
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Ah, it's okay.
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We already lied to our wives
to get the night out.
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We're gonna hit the strip club.
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You're welcome to join
us if you want to.
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That's sweet. I'll pass.
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I'm getting my jacket!
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Now, you remember how,
back at the house,
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everybody was arguing about religion.
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Well, the same thing
happens with politics
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because it's very personal,
it's very private.
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So, as a pollster,
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your job is just remain neutral
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and just... you know,
just record the answers.
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Okay? Democracy in action.
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Go get 'em.
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Hello! I'm doing a
political poll for school.
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Are you voting Democrat or Republican?
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- Democrat.
- Blue wave! 2020!
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Sorry!
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Aunt Jackie, you scared her.
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Yeah, sorry. I just felt a rush of hope,
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and it just got away from me.
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Carry on.
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Hi, I'm doing a political
poll for school.
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Are you registered as a
Democrat or Republican?
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Republican.
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Did you vote for higher property taxes
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to pay for funding of the arts?
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No.
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Uh, hi.
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I'm Jackie, I'm the
aunt of the pollster.
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Quick follow-up question.
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So, there's proof that
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communities with more arts programs
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have less crime,
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and it enriches our kids' lives,
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and you like kids, right?
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Nice bait, but I'm not taking it.
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I work hard to pay my property taxes,
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and there are a lot
more important things
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to spend money on
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than the city wasting my taxes
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on a giant mural of a crying polar bear
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underneath a beach umbrella.
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He's not crying, he's sweating.
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So, you've never wasted money,
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you and that ridiculously huge pretzel.
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You want to talk about wasting money?
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How about Obamacare?
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How about the wall?
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- Benghazi.
- Collusion.
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- Fake news.
- Fake news!
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Thank you!
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Aunt Jackie, we're not
supposed to take sides.
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You're messing up the poll.
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I know. I get it.
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Ohh, here we go!
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Oh, I figured you'd show up.
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I'll make up the couch for you.
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I just need some help.
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Oh, sure.
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Right after I get Dad
out of his depression,
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do the laundry,
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make an ice-age diorama of Illinois
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for Mark's class.
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Maybe while I'm helping everybody,
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I can strap a broom to my
ass and sweep the kitchen.
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I can put these socks in a ball for you.
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Oh, thanks. That was the thing
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I was most concerned about.
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All right, what's up?
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I need you and Dad to go to church,
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and I need you to bring Mark and Harris.
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What? Why?
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So that Mary will want to go.
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I'm sorry, Deej. You know, it's like,
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the whole organized religion thing,
267
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it's up to you if you want
to believe there's a God,
268
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but I can't turn my back on my atheism.
269
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It's the only thing I believe in.
270
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Mary and Geena used to love
to go to church together.
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This was huge for them.
272
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And I wrecked it.
273
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Well, then, you should fix it.
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Come on. Please?
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Oh, God.
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Yes! Just like that,
277
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only louder and like you believe it!
278
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Just once to fake the kid out.
279
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Thank you! Thank you!
280
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- Yeah, get off me.
- Oh, sorry.
281
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And just so you know, it's
gonna be me and Mark.
282
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Harris is doing community
service for her school.
283
00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,380
There's a red tide,
284
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and she's shoveling dead
fish out of Lake Michigan.
285
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Lucky.
286
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Welcome to the group, friend.
287
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- What's your name?
- Dan.
288
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But everybody just keep going.
289
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I'm good.
290
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That's okay.
291
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,470
No pressure to talk here.
292
00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:23,720
So, what brings you here, Dan?
293
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My wife died.
294
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And?
295
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:31,640
I'm sorry. Were you looking
for something bigger?
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No.
297
00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:36,150
If you're like most of
us here, you're in pain,
298
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and I just figured you
needed someone to talk to.
299
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That's what my family thinks.
300
00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:43,739
And seeing as how I just blew up
301
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at a bunch of my best friends,
302
00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:46,460
maybe they're right.
303
00:12:46,470 --> 00:12:49,000
But I'd just like to listen for now.
304
00:12:49,050 --> 00:12:50,670
You know, we have a saying.
305
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If you won't open up, we can't come in.
306
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:56,370
What if I don't want you to come in?
307
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,580
I understand your fears,
but I want you to know
308
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I've been coming here for 20 years now,
309
00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:02,610
- and it really helps.
- Oh, my God,
310
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I can't come back here for 20 years.
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I'll talk.
312
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What am I supposed to say?
313
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Tell us what's bothering you.
314
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I don't know.
315
00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:16,850
You know when you're a little kid,
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and they tell you in Sunday school
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to live right, be a good
person, say your prayers,
318
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,460
and God will reward you?
319
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,300
I tried.
320
00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:27,140
I mean, I'm not just saying this.
321
00:13:27,150 --> 00:13:30,230
I busted my ass to play by the rules,
322
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,550
and here's my reward.
323
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,750
I'm 66 years old, and I get to live
324
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:36,440
the rest of my life
without the woman I love.
325
00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:39,160
God and I made a deal.
326
00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:41,460
He did not come through on his end.
327
00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,620
Thanks for sharing, Dan.
328
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,860
We hope you keep coming back.
329
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:48,890
Anyone else want to share?
330
00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:50,320
Uh, excuse me.
331
00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,680
A-Aren't you gonna come in?
332
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,700
We came in and listened.
333
00:13:56,860 --> 00:13:59,460
Don't you feel better
now that you've shared?
334
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:01,160
No.
335
00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:02,440
No, I don't.
336
00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:04,860
Well, it takes time.
337
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,280
Paulie.
338
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:10,660
My wife is gone 20 years ago to the day,
339
00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:12,900
and it still feels
like it was yesterday.
340
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,450
Now, I may have told this story before,
341
00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:16,740
but I picked up this book...
342
00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:18,110
I'm sorry to interrupt,
I'm sorry to interr...
343
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:19,780
I was gonna leave, but then you stood up
344
00:14:19,790 --> 00:14:21,950
and started talking,
and it got personal,
345
00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:23,890
but I really didn't want to
stay for the whole thing.
346
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,300
Uh...
347
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:27,630
Here we are.
348
00:14:27,650 --> 00:14:28,680
Uh...
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00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:34,220
Feel better, everybody.
350
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,950
Darlene says we got to get going.
351
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,850
Nothing like having a grumpy atheist
352
00:14:43,860 --> 00:14:45,790
wake you up at 7:00 in the morning
353
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,420
telling you you're gonna
be late to church.
354
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,080
I'm gonna have to meet you there.
355
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,790
I need a couple of minutes
to finish this bike
356
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,140
and load it on the trailer.
357
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:54,740
You sold the bike?
358
00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,620
Yeah.
359
00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:58,200
I'm delivering it to the new owner
360
00:14:58,210 --> 00:14:59,830
right after church.
361
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,620
Your mom didn't want
me riding it, anyway.
362
00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:04,070
She was afraid I'd get killed
363
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,450
and she'd have to raise you alone.
364
00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:09,480
She said "You helped make this mess,
365
00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:11,249
you're not dumping it all on me."
366
00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:20,360
So, when you lost Mark...
367
00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:24,750
... did you ever find a cure
for waking up every morning
368
00:15:24,780 --> 00:15:26,480
and looking for him?
369
00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:31,920
Darlene and I got drunk one
night and talked about...
370
00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:34,250
how I never really sat still long enough
371
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,470
to make sense of it all.
372
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,120
So, I went home
373
00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:41,280
and parked myself in a chair for a week,
374
00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:45,190
and by blocking out all
the noise in my life,
375
00:15:45,290 --> 00:15:46,980
I got some clarity,
376
00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:50,080
and I figured out how to move forward.
377
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,260
So, you did it all by yourself?
378
00:15:53,540 --> 00:15:56,160
Then why were you pushing
me to sit around,
379
00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:58,480
talk to a bunch of strangers in a group?
380
00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,800
Because it kind of helped.
381
00:16:00,810 --> 00:16:02,760
And everyone was really
concerned about you,
382
00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:06,270
and I didn't want it to
seem like I didn't care.
383
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:09,060
Oh, so you don't care.
384
00:16:10,350 --> 00:16:12,660
No. I just know you.
385
00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:16,390
Nobody's gonna tell you
how to fix something.
386
00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:19,200
Time to go.
387
00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:22,120
How long do we have to stay?
388
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,890
Just long enough for
God to see your face.
389
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,650
And by God, I mean Geena.
390
00:16:27,550 --> 00:16:29,080
_
391
00:16:34,810 --> 00:16:36,600
So, when are we gonna get back out there
392
00:16:36,610 --> 00:16:38,200
and finish that polling project?
393
00:16:38,610 --> 00:16:41,160
I kind of changed it into an essay.
394
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,350
It's about how people don't listen.
395
00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:45,260
They just yell at each other.
396
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,610
And if we don't start
listening and being nicer,
397
00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:49,070
we'll never be able to get along.
398
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,080
I know.
399
00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:52,420
Those people at the mall
were complete jerks.
400
00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:56,520
Welcome, everyone. God is good.
401
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:57,820
All the time.
402
00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:00,430
- All the time?
- All the time!
403
00:17:00,580 --> 00:17:02,220
- God is good.
- Yeah, he's good.
404
00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:05,469
You have such a progressive church
405
00:17:05,470 --> 00:17:06,760
to have a woman preacher.
406
00:17:06,770 --> 00:17:07,960
Oh, the preacher comes out later.
407
00:17:07,970 --> 00:17:09,630
That's the deaconess.
408
00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,220
Oh, so you mean like an M.C.?
409
00:17:11,260 --> 00:17:13,739
Oh. Oh. I'm learning so much.
410
00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:16,200
That's the deaconess.
Preacher comes out later.
411
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,240
That's the deaconess.
Preacher comes out later.
412
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,700
That's the deaconess.
413
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,140
The preacher comes out later.
414
00:17:22,850 --> 00:17:25,510
I would like to point out
that one of our congregation
415
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,380
has just returned from serving
our country overseas.
416
00:17:28,390 --> 00:17:31,120
Geena Conner, would you
stand and be recognized?
417
00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:38,060
Baby, people stopped
raising the roof in 2005.
418
00:17:38,070 --> 00:17:40,660
I understand that the rest of
the Conners are here, too.
419
00:17:40,670 --> 00:17:42,170
Stand up so we know who you are.
420
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,560
I'm just teasing. We know who you are.
421
00:17:47,580 --> 00:17:50,040
Okay, everyone, would you please rise,
422
00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:52,180
as we praise God with a song?
423
00:17:53,590 --> 00:17:56,820
♪ This little light of mine ♪
424
00:17:56,850 --> 00:17:59,070
♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪
425
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,080
♪ Yeah ♪
426
00:18:00,090 --> 00:18:03,320
♪ This little light of mine ♪
427
00:18:03,330 --> 00:18:05,600
♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪
428
00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:06,730
♪ Whoo ♪
429
00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:09,230
- Whoo!
- ♪ This little light of mine ♪
430
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,560
Hey, I got your text.
431
00:18:12,570 --> 00:18:13,760
What happened?
432
00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:15,759
I wanted to help D.J.,
433
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,540
but I got to the church.
434
00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:19,970
I just couldn't go in.
435
00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:22,820
I'm not in a great place
with God right now.
436
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,740
Dad, you got to tell us
how we can help you.
437
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,080
You can't.
438
00:18:28,090 --> 00:18:30,120
I have to do this myself.
439
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,640
But you're not.
440
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,320
You know, you're not talking to us.
441
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,720
You're not talking to your friends.
442
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:36,540
- You won't go to a meeting.
- I went.
443
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,570
It was a bunch of people yammering on
444
00:18:39,580 --> 00:18:41,020
about how they'll never get over
445
00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:43,360
the loss of their husbands and wives.
446
00:18:43,370 --> 00:18:46,470
From what I saw, it was
the fun ones who died.
447
00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:51,640
All right, so...
448
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,679
what do we do now?
449
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:56,740
Well, I don't know about you,
450
00:18:56,980 --> 00:18:58,910
but I'm going for a ride.
451
00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:01,720
Boy, I sure hope you got a
bicycle in here someplace.
452
00:19:01,780 --> 00:19:03,520
Nope.
453
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:06,340
You're... you're 65 years old.
454
00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:07,660
You haven't ridden in forever.
455
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,919
Why are you doing this?
456
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,330
Because I need to.
457
00:19:11,430 --> 00:19:12,890
I'm gonna get out on the road
458
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:15,340
and ride till I feel better.
459
00:19:15,830 --> 00:19:17,380
Or feel something.
460
00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:19,840
Hitting the pavement
at 80 miles an hour,
461
00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:22,320
you're definitely gonna feel something.
462
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,500
Who knows.
463
00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:27,110
Maybe God and I will meet up at a bar,
464
00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:28,910
and he'll pick up the tab.
465
00:19:29,010 --> 00:19:31,300
He really owes me.
466
00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:32,940
All right.
467
00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:35,220
How about this compromise?
468
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,020
You talk to God
469
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,200
while you're watching "Easy Rider"
470
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,880
from your chair in the front yard.
471
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,680
I love you.
472
00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:48,860
Oh, you're so young.
473
00:19:53,710 --> 00:19:55,760
- Uh, dad?
- Yeah?
474
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,420
Say "hi" to Mom.
475
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,199
By the end of the night,
476
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,700
I'm gonna own that sweet
motorcycle of yours.
477
00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:06,850
It's not on table.
478
00:20:06,860 --> 00:20:09,540
I'm having too much fun riding it.
479
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,120
That sounds pretty good.
480
00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:15,140
How come Anne-Marie wanted
it out of the house?
481
00:20:15,150 --> 00:20:17,499
Eh, she's convinced
the Bluetooth speaker
482
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:20,040
is listening and recording her recipes.
483
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:25,580
Okay. Cards.
484
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,420
♪ Workin' in the coal mine ♪
485
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,160
♪ Goin' down, down, down ♪
486
00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:30,660
♪ Workin' in the coal mine ♪
487
00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:32,460
♪ Oops! About to slip down ♪
488
00:20:32,470 --> 00:20:34,030
♪ Workin' in a coal mine ♪
489
00:20:34,050 --> 00:20:35,630
♪ Goin' down, down, down ♪
490
00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:37,180
♪ Workin' in a coal mine ♪
491
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,930
♪ Oops! About to slip down ♪
492
00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:41,279
- Isn't this is great?
- ♪ Five o'clock in the mornin' ♪
493
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:44,040
- Friends coming together.
- ♪ I'm already up and gone ♪
494
00:20:44,050 --> 00:20:45,739
Singing about coal.
495
00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:48,719
- ♪ Lord, I'm so tired ♪
- Supporting each other through song.
496
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,660
- ♪ I'm too tired for havin' fun ♪
- Love.
497
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,110
Man love.
498
00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:53,750
♪ Workin' in a coal mine ♪
499
00:20:53,770 --> 00:20:55,450
♪ Goin' down, down, down ♪
500
00:20:55,470 --> 00:20:56,950
♪ Workin' in a coal mine ♪
501
00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:58,710
♪ Oops! About to slip down ♪
502
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,299
♪ Workin' in a coal mine ♪
503
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,060
♪ Goin' down, down, down ♪
504
00:21:02,070 --> 00:21:06,340
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