All language subtitles for Canada.Vs.The.World.S01E02.WEB-DL.1080p-FN.en

Welcome to Canada's Drag Race,
Canada Versus The World!

(Queens cheering)

# Bonjour, hi #

BROOKE LYNN: You'll form groups
of three to battle it out

as girl groups.

# Au revoir
it was nice to meet ya #

# They wanna see ya work, work,
work, work, work, work, work #

BROOKE LYNN: Kendall Gender,
Stephanie Prince,

you are both in the bottom.

Vanity Milan, Rita Baga, you are
the top two queens of the week!

Each of you needs to decide
which bottom queen

you will eliminate
if you win the lip synch.

Vanity Milan, condragulations!

(Queens cheering)

The queen that I have chosen is

Kendall Gender.

Kendall Gender, sashay away.

#

(Sighing)
Woo!

Oh, my God.

- You did really good.
- Thank you so much.

STEPHANIE: I'm so happy
to be still here,

but I have to prove
to the world and the queens

that I deserve to be here.

"It was an honour to compete
with the best of the best.

To my Canadian sisters,
I love you.

Stephanie, you deserve
a chance to shine."

- QUEENS: Aw.
- VANITY: So sweet.

I love Kendall so much.
We love you, Kendall!

QUEENS: We love you, Kendall!

VANITY: Being the first person
to send somebody home

is never easy, but this
is the name of the game,

and, I came to play.

Everybody,
let's celebrate Vanity!

(Queens cheering)

How does it feel?

It feels really good,
and you know what?

Performing is what I do.

When I hit the stage,
something else comes over me.

Everyone needs to be scared.

Everyone needs
to step their cookies up

because the competition is hot.

Go on and pull out them titties
and let's see who you chose for.

-Oh, you wanna know who I chose?
-QUEENS: Yeah.

- Well...
- QUEENS: Ooh.

I just hope
that you won't be mad at me,

but I chose Kendall as well.

(Gasping)
Oh, God!

- QUEENS: Ooh!
- RITA: I did.

STEPHANIE: I was ready
to yell at you

if I seen my name in there.
(Laughing)

Girl, I'd be
over here like "Ooh!"

Why did you pick Kendall?

Because Stephanie
deserves another shot,

and Kendall made top three.

And also, I know that Kendall
is big competition,

so gotta do what you gotta do.

(Popping)

I'm a firm believer
in second chances,

and I'm also a firm believer
in representation.

And when we had our chat,

you did say that
being the only Asian queen

you have to represent,

and I felt that,
because being on my season,

being the only Black queen,
I had to represent hard.

STEPHANIE:
Thank you so much.

- Thank you, guys.
- Here's the helping hand.

Again, it was
the worst feeling ever,

but it will never, ever,
ever happen again.

- No, it won't.
- Yeah!

I came here to win as well.

You brought up diversity
and how important it is,

and I do feel like
I wanna ask you something,

if that's okay.

As the only cis woman here,
I can't not say it.

Did you use the word
"fishy" in your verse

- out of curiosity?
- Yes.

Okay.

Would you understand potentially
why that might be offensive

to a Cis woman
or anyone that owns a vagina?

STEPHANIE: Oh, I don't know.

I thought "fishy" is just like,
'cause, you know,

in the Philippines, you call
gays over there "lady boys."

Mm-hm.

Which is they used
to use it as an insult,

and now it's like
a reclaiming that we embrace it.

It's the same thing as "fishy."

But, people say it like, "Oh,
I look like a biological woman,

so I look fishy because
that connects a woman's vagina

to being smelling like a fish."

I understand
the term that was used,

is used in drag culture,

and probably goes back
years, and years, and years,

but it has taken a bit of
courage for me to bring it up,

because it's terrifying.
I'm...

I know that not everyone
will agree with me...

(Choking up)

..but I can't hear misogyny

in drag culture any more.

This is an international season.

We're all from completely
different places in the world,

so, of course, we're gonna have

different meanings
for different words.

Thank you.
Thank you for educating me.

RA'JAH: I can relate.

As a drag queen,
I don't want people

to focus on my genitalia either.
(Laughing)

So what we're not gonna use,
from now on, is the word "fish"

because we're among
an AFAB woman?

- ICESIS: Yeah.
- What if I want it for dinner?

- RA'JAH: Ah, shut up.
- (Queens laughing)

VICTORIA: I don't eat it.

- Well--
- RITA: Let's do salad today.

Okay.

I love y'all,
but my corset eatin' up at me.

STEPHANIE:
Let's get out of drag.

(Queens laughing)

I forgot.
She's sitting on it, bitch.

RA'JAH: I think it may be
a little bit too early to see

what the last game has given,
but, we don't know

what these girls have set up

and talked about
in their groups, okay.

All I need to do is continue to
make sure that I'm in the top.

'Cause what's the other option?

One of these girls
get to send me home?

Oh, fuck, no.
I'd be damned.

So, if the claws
'bout to come out?

Hm.
Maybe.

(Engine revving)

# D-D-Drag Race #

RUPAUL: The winner
of Canada's Drag Race,

Canada Versus the World,

receives a cash prize
of $100.000.

With Traci Melchor

and Brooke Lynn Hytes,

with extra special guest judges

Priyanka and Sarain Fox.

# May the best drag queen,
best drag queen win #

(Tires squealing)

#

- She's here!
- Oh, Britannia!

# She's queer, get used to it #

- As I should.
- (Other queens laughing)

# It's a new day
in the Werk Room #

(Laughing)

It's a new day.

Best case scenario
is that I continue on the high

that I'm on.

I'm just on cloud nine.

# Oh, my God,
Ooh-ooh-ooh #

# I'm still here #

- STEPHANIE: Thank you.
- SILKY: Oh, she felt that.

Anita, how 'bout you?
How are you feeling?

I'm feeling so good today.

I think it's 'cause week one
I was soaking in

I'm the only one
who's the only one

representing their country
and I didn't have any friends.

- (Other queens laughing)
- You do have friends now.

I know.
Now I feel...

I feel so comfortable.

Kinda feel like
I've got myself back.

So watch out. (Laughing)

I feel like I'm being
a little bit underestimated.

Despite kinda
being like bottom safe,

I feel like a dark horse.
(Neighing evilly)

Do we...
Any of us have alliances yet?

How are we feeling
about all of that?

I thought I had one
with all of you.

Yeah.

Everyone seems to be
on their best behavior.

It's very suspicious.

- RA'JAH: I'm not gon' lie.
- Say it.

When we first, like,
paired off into groups,

I felt the energy'
was very much like

"Oh, we're Team Canada.
We're doin' it."

I will have my eyes and ears
open to any and everything.

(Laughing evilly)

To be fair,
I didn't move from my seat.

- They picked me.
- (Other queens laughing)

- Let's--
- (Sirens wailing)

- QUEENS: Ooh!
- My poor heart!

RUPAUL: O Canada!

She done already
done had herses.

Friends, Romans, lady-kins,

lend me your queers.

The ocean is churning.

The ice caps are turning.

And Paris is burning.

It's time
to use the power of drag

to be the change
you want to see.

(Engine revving)

All right.
We about to get read, bitch.

(Queens laughing)

Good morning, campers!

- (Queens cheering)
- Look at that chest.

Queens, it's time we bravely
ask ourselves the question

queens and queers
have been pondering for ages.

To read or not to read?

- ICESIS: Hey!
- BROOKE LYNN: That's right.

For this week's mini challenge,
the library is officially open.

QUEENS: Ooh!

Because reading is what?

QUEENS: Fundamental!

Which one of you book worms
wants to go first?

- ALL: Ooh!
- BROOKE LYNN: Okay.

- Step right up.
- RA'JAH: She ready.

Silky, darling,
now, we all know

that you love to talk
and I love listening to you,

but you do talk for so long

that even I'm growing
a fucking beard.

(Others laughing)

My UK sister, Vanity Milan,
I see orange is your brand,

and now you've won
the maxi challenge.

Can I borrow a couple of grand?

ICESIS:
Oh, come on, Mother Goose.

(Others laughing)

Stephanie,
I saved your ass last week.

Hopefully, you can save mine
if I'm on that bottom line.

However, your skillset
is very abysmal.

Surprised you could even walk.

What?
(Laughing)

Icesis Couture,
no wonder they didn't teach us

about Canada in the UK
because you're just so boring.

SILKY: (Laughing)
That's so bad.

(Laughing)
We're still workshopping it.

Anita Wigl'it,
you are my childhood hero.

Oh, wait.
I thought you were Mr. Bean.

(Laughing)

STEPHANIE: Ra'Jah, you once told
Yvie Oddly she stinks.

I just wanna remind you,

your mouth is the closest
to your nose.

(Crickets chirping)

- No?
- (Others laughing)

Silky Nutmeg Ganache,
girl, you look good,

and that ass is fat
from the front.

(Others laughing)

Rita Baga,
put that in the bag.

Send it on home.

- You wish.
- Wish coming true.

(Laughing)

Ra'Jah O'Hara,
your birth certificate

should be an apology
from your mother.

- Ooh!
- Oh!

Victoria, I had a read for you,

but apparently, it's bad for
the environment to burn trash.

So your joke was trash.
Good to know.

Thank you!
(Laughing)

These girls
thinkin' they are eating,

and they are leavin'
so many crumbs.

Horrible.

Ra'Jah, I have nothing bad
to say to you

'cause I was raised
with good manners,

and I respect the elderly.

- I'm the elderly?
- RITA: Oh, sorry.

(Yelling) I respect
the elderly and I love you!

I'm just tryin' to find
the funny.

Y'all know we do this
every season, right?

- (Icesis laughing)
- SILKY: I know.

Is this the worst reading
challenge in Drag Race herstory?

Brooke Lynn Hytes,
we're three meters away.

You can take your mask off.

(All queens laughing)

I'm not good at fuckin' readin',
but, shit, I got a chance.

(Others laughing)

Ra'Jah O'Hara,
that bitch can't cook.

She made me chicken.

It was so fucking dry,
I had to eat it in the rain.

(Others laughing)

- Icesis.
- Yes, baby?

- Toupée, you stay.
- (Scattered laughing)

Everybody know
you wearin' a toupée bitch.

RA'JAH:
We need to go back to school.

Everybody is Hooked on Phonics
up, up in here.

I think we should just move on.

- Okay.
- BROOKE LYNN: Please be funny.

(Laughing)

Silky Nutmeg Ganache,

you, actually,
personally remind me

of my favourite
Australian movie,

Priscilla,
Queen of the Dessert.

- (Laughing)
- I'll take it.

ANITA: Stephanie,
you're what I like to refer to

as "the eighth wonder
of the world,"

as in, "I wonder how
you're still here."

Ooh.
Okay.

Victoria, I was so confused
about why you named yourself

after a scone,
so plain and boring,

but now that I've met you,
it makes total sense.

(Others laughing)

Ra'Jah, I like to call you
"the drag queen garden shed"

'cause you're skinny as a rake
and you act like a hoe.

- Bad-dun-dun.
- (Others laughing)

Oh, come on, that was
probably the better one.

- Thank you.
- (All laughing and applauding)

I think we can all agree
that after that,

we are facing
a global illiteracy crisis.

- (Queens laughing)
- RA'JAH: Damn.

But one of you sort of
Dewey decimated this book club.

The winner of this week's
mini challenge is

Anita Wigl'it!

- (Queens cheering)
- Yay, thank you so much!

You're the best
of the worst, baby.

- (All laughing)
- Yes!

You've won $2500 from
our friends at Tan on the Run.

(Queens cheering)

Yes, thank you so much!

Now that we've battled it out,

it is time
to come back together.

Because,
for today's maxi challenge,

you will all become delegates

at the inaugural
Snatch Game Summit.

QUEENS: Ooh!

Each of you will attend

as your funniest
celebrity impersonation,

as we aim to solve
the most pressing issues

facing us stars.

Don't forget
to make me and the world

laugh our snatches off.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

(Queens cheering)

#

I love Snatch Game.

You get to impersonate
your favourite icon.

You're still playing
with the titties?

This time it's Snatch Summit.

I feel quite ready. That's never
good, though, is it?

(Both laughing)

I've got my hiking boots
on ready.

- SILKY: I have a question.
- RA'JAH: Yes?

ICESIS:
What's your question?

So, you're standing among
a Snatch Game winner.

Is there any other Snatch Game
winners in the house?

ANITA:
I'm a Snatch Game winner.

Two Snatch Game winners in here
comin' to reclaim their throne.

I know.
No pressure, eh?

I'm super excited, but also,

Snatch Game
I found really stressful.

It is.

RITA: We have two Snatch Game
winners around the table here

and strong personalities.

Come on, pressure!

Has anyone never played
Snatch Game before?

Most of these queens
have done Snatch Game.

I think this challenge
is gonna be easy for them.

How about you, Victoria Scone?
I wanna connect with you.

Oh, yeah, it's your first time.
I didn't get that far.

- Same.
- Are you nervous?

I am quite nervous,
but I just wanna have fun.

You're a fun person too,
so it all comes naturally.

Snatch Game is very,
very important.

I'm kind of scared
to be overshadowed,

so I'm gonna do
everything in my power

for not that to happen.

Guten tag, goddesses.

(Queens cheering)

Who's ready
for the Snatch Summit?

Let's do it.
What up, though?

- Are you excited?
- # Another Snatch Game #

BROOKE LYNN:
Another Snatch Game.

Your Snatch Game on All Stars,
I had so much fun watching you.

It was freaky
how much you looked like LaToya.

So who are you doing this time?

- I'm between two characters.
- Uh-huh.

But I'm leaning more
towards this one.

- This one is Big Freedia.
- Ooh, the Queen of Bounce.

# You already know #

Freedia has so many terms
in gay lingo that we use.

"Twerking," "werk," "oh, yes."

That's Big Freedia.

And then also Grace Jones.

Okay.
Grace Jones is great too.

So I say definitely
go with your gut on this one.

'Cause I do not
come to play with you hoes.

- BROOKE LYNN: Exactly.
- Okay.

Are people playing the game yet?

I feel like week one,
everyone was very buddy-buddy,

chummy-chummy.

You know, I think we are
still kinda in the groove

of getting to know each other,

but let me tell you,
I'm playing the game for myself.

- Uh-huh.
- I'm not playing, like...

BOTH: ..RuPaul's
Best Friend Race.

Okay?
See you in a minute, bitch.

BROOKE LYNN:
See you in a minute, sis.

Hello, hello.
How you doin'?

Hello.
How are you?

- I'm good.
- You seem good.

There's a lightness
and a different energy to you.

Last time around,
people didn't get to know me

because I was so focused.

I wanna have fun too.

You have one of my all-time
favourite Snatch Games

on Season One.

RITA: Can you please
bring me my coffin back?

I'm doing
one of Edith Piaf's friend.

Oh, okay, we're keeping it
in the family.

Yes, it's Guilda,
and she was the most famous

French drag queen in the world
between the '50s and the '90s.

Only thing that makes me
a bit nervous

is the other girls around

'cause there's
a lot of big energy,

so I wanna find my spotlight.

My expectations
are very high for this one.

Lower your standards, and anyone
won't be disappointed.

- Hello.
- BROOKE LYNN: Hello.

- Hi, beautiful.
- Who are you doing?

- Can you guess?
- It's giving me very Pamela.

- We're doing Pamela?
- That's it.

I grew up with Pamela Anderson
in her heyday.

She's the reason I stayed
straight for so long.

(Laughing)

This worries me.

I'm sure you'll look beautiful,
but it's about being funny,

- and you are with some very...
- BOTH: ..large personalities.

You can't just be,
like, "Hi, I'm Pamela."

- ICESIS: Yeah, yeah.
- Do you have any other choices?

- ICESIS: Donatella.
- (Gasping)

Of course,
you would want that one.

- Of course, of course.
- I mean, I love Donatella.

Donatella seemed
a little bit similar

to my last Snatch Game.

La Pussetta.

Well, you speak
the language this time.

- You don't have to--
- (Both laughing)

ICESIS:
I prepared Pamela Anderson

so much more than Donatella.

I'm a little bit nervous,

and I don't know how
I'm going to decide.

- BROOKE LYNN: Hi, Anita.
- Hi, Brooke Lynn.

- How are you going?
- BROOKE LYNN: I'm good.

- Who are you doing?
- I'm doing Adele.

BROOK LYNN:
I think Adele is very funny.

How are you gonna put
your spin on it?

The thing is Adele
has changed so much...

- She has.
- ..in the last few years.

She's skinnier now,
and she's divorced.

So I'm just gonna really,
I don't know,

like a flirtatious Adele
who's kinda like,

"Is she engaged?
Is she not engaged?"

BOTH: "Who knows?"

This is your chance to kinda
bounce back after last week.

ANITA: Yeah, I think Adele's
gonna go really well.

If not,
please don't sue me, Adele.

- Thank you.
- Bye.

- Oh, my goodness.
- Can you guess who I'm doing?

I'm getting a little Cardi B.

- Yeah.
- BOTH: Ow!

I know that's right!

How are you
gonna make this funny?

- Like what is your plan?
- She's already so funny.

If you can't make Cardi B funny,

it's like you failed
at being Cardi B.

STEPHANIE: I love Cardi B,
so I'm just gonna embody her.

She's gonna die for a day
so her spirit can go through me.

Channel that energy,
like "ow, ow!"

Yes, I don't want you to just
rely on the little catchphrases

'cause that's gonna be funny
for two minutes.

Think about
how she would answer questions,

how she would talk
about things, okay?

Thank you, Brookie.
Bye!

Muah.
Bye.

I'll see you later.

- Ow.
- Ow.

- Okur... (Blowing raspberries)
- (Both laughing)

BROOKE LYNN:
Who do we have here?

So, I'm in two minds right now.

I'm either doing
Meg Thee Stallion,

the hot girl hottie.

Ah!
Or, Spice.

(Gasping)
I love Spice.

I love Spice so much,
but I did a Jamaican character

on my season.

- Okay.
- It wasn't great.

I just didn't
push the character.

I was just holding back.

- So you are Jamaican yourself.
- I am, yeah.

Oh, girl, I would lean
all the way into that,

something that's very niche
and individual to you

that no one else can really do,
I think is a strength.

- Yaaas Goodie!
- Yes, I want all of that.

I'm gonna give you
some good, good Spice.

Yes!
(Laughing)

(Speaking in a British accent)
Victoria Scone.

Thank you for saying it
correctly, darling.

Oh, of course.

This is your first Snatch.
Well, not your first snatch.

Definitely not.
(Laughing)

- But your first Snatch Game.
- Yes, it is.

I'm doing Kim Woodburn.

I love her blonde
ponytail piece that she has.

VICTORIA:
She's a British cleaning lady

who became famous
by having a TV show

about going to people's houses
and tidying them.

Can I hear a little Kim?

You're a bit of a filthy thing,
aren't you, dear?

- Yes, yes.
- You think I'm a little filthy?

You're filthy.
No, don't start with me, dear!

- (Gasping)
- No, she's got highs and lows.

BROOKE LYNN: Oh, so you're
gonna give us range?

Yeah, she's very complex
our Kim.

- Oh, that's good.
- I'm quite quietly confident.

- You're quietly confident.
- Or loudly confident.

- I'm confident!
- BROOKE LYNN: There you go.

- Off you trot.
- (Humming)

- (Laughing)

- Hi!
- Hey, girl.

Who are you doing
for Snatch Game?

Bitch, who give
a damn about the world?

It don't matter,
'cause I'm 100 percent dat...

..bitch.
Ooh, you doin' Lizzo.

- Yes.
- BROOKE LYNN: Yes!

I'm very excited
for this character.

On Season Eleven, you were
very good at predicting

who was going home each week.

Can you predict
who's goin' home this week?

- Just whisper it to me.
- One of yo' Canadian girls.

Ooh, you're tryin' to throw

the Canadian girls
under the bus?

- They just missed they stop.
- (Laughing)

(Laughing)

Racers, listen up.

We luminaries
live in a complex world,

and I cannot wait to see what
solutions drag has to offer.

RA'JAH: Yes, luminary!

See you socialites
at the summit.

(Queens cheering)

#

VANITY: Who's ready
for the Snatch Game Summit?

ICESIS: Yeah!

Y'all can put some ham
on my summit!

(Queens laughing)

#

Welcome, all,
to the inaugural Snatch Summit.

We have assembled household
names from around the world

to engage in a lively discourse

about the issues
plaguing us stars.

It is my honour
to introduce my co-moderators.

She is the classiest
correspondent

of the entertainment world.

It's Traci Melchor.

Good day to you, Miss Hytes.

What pairs well
with world peace?

Patience and Pinot Grigio.

Ooh, I like that.

And, it's artist, activist,
and absolute bombshell,

Sarain Fox.

Hi, Brooke Lynn.

Do you think we'll get any
constructive answers here today?

If I can stop fan-girling,
then, yes.

Let's meet our panel
of esteemed guests.

She's sugar and nice, it's
the queen of dance hall, Spice.

Yaaas, goodie!

The original dance hall queen
from Jamaica,

don' touchdown in Canada.

- Whoa!
- (Laughing)

# Ah di top,
top all pum pum #

Whoa!

Spice,
how did you get that name?

When di man tastes di pum pum,

it's spicy,
but it's also really nicey.

I can honestly say
I've never had one of those.

And she likes it like that.

It is raptress, Cardi B.

- Ew!
- BROOKE LYNN: Ew!

Ew, what's good?
What's good bitch?

It's your girl, Cardi B,
and I walk down the street,

they be lookin' at me, ow!

I am looking at you.

Bitch, I won a Grammy for that.

She's the Francophone
femme fatale.

It is drag legend, Guilda!

That's right.

I'm the mother of all
the French speaking queens,

but you can call me your MILF.

(Judges laughing)

BROOKE LYNN: You are known
for your celebrity impressions.

Can you give us any?

What's your name again,
Brooke Lynn?

- Brooke Lynn Hytes.
- Oh, I'm right here.

(Judges laughing)

And hello, it's her, Adele!

Hello, it's me, Adele.

I'm so excited to be here.

Did I tell you I'm divorced?

- I heard that.
- Are you single, Brooke Lynn?

You look good in orange.
You'd look good in me too, babe

And all the rumours are true.
Lizzo is here!

Can I get a ya-ya-ee?

JUDGES: Ya-ya-ee!

- Ya-ya-yo!
- OTHERS: Ya-ya-yo!

What y'all blamin' it on, hoes?
(Laughing)

Ooh, it is legendary
fashion designer,

Donatella Versace.

It's pronounced
(Speaking in Italian accent)

Donatella Versace.

(Speaking in Canadian accent)
Not Donatella Versace.

(Judges laughing)

What is the inspiration
for your next collection?

- Anything but orange.
- I thought you loved orange.

That's why I wore this.

I do love orange.
Just not on you.

(Judges laughing)

BROOKE LYNN:
And don't start with her.

It is Kim Woodburn.

It's very appropriate
I'm here, darling.

Why?

You know, with the state
of the world at the moment,

one of the most important things
is a clean snatch.

(Judges laughing)

It's absolute filth, so, I'm
gonna give it a little clean.

- Please do.
- RA'JAH: Ah-choo!

- A little bit over here.
- Whoa, baby!

- Let me give you a little.
- Oh, yes.

I love a long pole, baby, mm.

And last,
but certainly not least,

it's the Queen of Bounce.

Big Freedia's in the house!

It's your gworl queen diva,
Big Freedia.

# You already know #

(Judges laughing)

Now, Big Freedia,
does Canada got the bounce?

Baby, let's see.

# A whatcha,
a whatcha gon' do?

# Boop-boop, a boop-boop,
a-boop, yeah, yeah #

It might be
a little offbeat, baby,

but we gon' get you to there.

Distinguished moderators,

partially distinguished
panelists,

here's how
the Snatch Summit will work.

Moderators
will present a problem

that exclusively
targets celebrities,

and you will present
to the panel your best

and funniest solution.

No points will be awarded,

but hopefully,
we will all emerge winners.

Now let the master debating

begin.

Come on, I love
a little master-debation.

(Laughing)
You love the master-debation?

I like a nice,
long, master-debation, okay.

(Judges laughing)

TRACI:
Thank you, stars.

I have our pressing topic.

It should be a duty
of the rich and famous

to donate
to charitable organizations.

The most valuable thing
a celebrity can donate

is their blank.

BROOKE LYNN:
Okay, pens down.

Donatella,
now you look like somebody

who loves giving back to people.

What is the most important thing
a celebrity can donate?

Darling,
the most important thing

somebody could give
is me a lighter.

(Judges laughing)

ICESIS: I have been sitting here
for the past 30 minutes,

smoking a cigarette
that is not even lit.

(Judges laughing)

RA'JAH: If she get a lighter,
baby, she might melt.

(Judges laughing)

Let's check in
with Kim Woodburn.

Yes, darling.

What should celebrities
be donating?

Let's have a look, shall we?
Can't remember now.

- Sorry, darling.
- It's the cleaning product.

I have it
instead of gin sometimes.

But see, darling,
I put selfies.

BROOKE LYNN: Selfies.

Yes, because that's what
the fans really want, darling.

They want the full experience,

and the queer community,
they love Kim Woodburn.

You know I'm the queen, baby,
but I ain't never heard of you.

- So...
- (Judges laughing)

VICTORIA:
In the UK, darling, in the UK.

Oh, in the UK!
Fly me over.

- Fly me over.
- Oh--

'Cause, baby, Brooke done
brought me over here on the bus.

(Judges laughing)

Adele, what did you write?

I love giving to charity.

Me ex-husband has got
so much of me money now.

He's a charity case, all right.

But I wrote "Grammys" 'cause
I've just got so many of them!

- Oh, okay.
- So generous.

I know, generous.

Guilda, what's
the most important thing

a celebrity can donate?

- I wrote it in French.
- BROOKE LYNN: Okay.

- It's "sperme," yes.
- Oh, yes.

RITA: It's very tasty.

We're gonna
feed the world, baby.

- (Laughing)
- (Queens chattering)

Now, Lizzo, what do you think
celebrities should be donating?

What I donate on a regular
comes back from my ancestors.

My ancestors used to
do this around the fire.

I put my twerking skills, baby.

- RA'JAH: Oh, baby.
- Can we see the skills?

Yes, I been twerkin'
since I was 12.

I been twerkin'
since I was 12, baby.

- (Queens all chattering)
- Oh, Lord!

- (Playing flute)
- RA'JAH: Oh, Lord!

Order in the court!

Our next quandary is as follows:
PR is expensive,

and every celebrity
needs to stay relevant.

The best way to attract
the paparazzi is to blank.

Stars, let's see
what you can come up with.

BROOKE LYNN: All right,
everybody, pens down.

Big Freedia, what's the best way
to attract the paparazzi?

You know, baby,
I ain't gon' even lie.

I was a little confused
about the question.

- Uh-huh.
- Could you tell me what PR is?

I need a PR.
Puerto Rico?

- JUDGES: Public relations.
- Oh!

You know that New Orleans
education, baby.

(Laughing)

I done did a whole
lot of public relations

- especially down there--
- (Laughing)

Whoo, yeah, ma'am,
that was me, ma'am.

All right, let's check over
with Cardi B now.

You like attention.

What is the best way
to attract--

- You wanna know something?
- What?

I work with
a lot of Cauc...

- ..casians.
- Oh.

So I just wrote
my favourite colour, white.

So the best way to attract
the paparazzi is to white?

Show!
Show!

ICESIS: Oh, my poor baby.

It's a lot of "hah, ya, hah!"

"Rrrr!"

- Thank you, Cardi.
- It's nothin'.

BROOKE LYNN: Donatella,
are you okay over there?

Darling, at this point,
I don't give a fuck.

(Judges laughing)

Kim Woodburn, what is the best
way to attract the paparazzi?

I put "Do reality TV."

Do you know it's the only reason
I'm here now, dear?

And you've paid me
absolutely fuck all to be here,

- so I'm hoping it works.
- (Judges laughing)

Okay, red carpet interviews
can be so superficial.

Rather than asking
"Who are you wearing?"

interviewers
should start asking blank.

#

Everybody, pens down.

Spice, what say you?

Bloodclot people
'pon the red carpet,

'dem too invasive,

but what me want fi know
is "Who's cocky you riding?"

- Oh, yeah, baby.
- Who's cocky you riding?

Pussy down 'pon it
and slide it.

BROOKE LYNN: Let's go to Lizzo.

Lizzo, what did you write down?

On the red carpet, I like to
ask ya "What are ya drinkin'?"

'Cause what's in my cup
is in my cup.

- Now, what is in your cup?
- The juice.

You have to blame it
on the juice, baby.

But, what's it?
What's the juice?

I can see Lizzo
when I'm looking at Silky,

but I'm still hearing Silky.

- Do me a favour.
- BROOKE LYNN: What?

Reach in your shirt.

Squeeze.
Now, pull it out.

Uh-uh,
I ain't say smell it.

See, look,
that's why you gettin' aroused!

Let's do it again.

You're waiting for the joke.
It never happens.

Pull it out.
Sling it back.

RITA: I'm on the second tape
of Titanic now.

Oh, poor Jack.
Oh, Silky's still talkin'.

BROOKE LYNN: Adele?

Well, this is somethin'
that I wish I asked me husband

before we got married.

I said "How big is your knob?"

- (Judges laughing)
- Thank you, Adele.

This is for all the mothers
and mother lovers out there.

Ah, ah, boo--

BROOKE LYNN: A celebrity's
best accessory

is a baby with a rare name.

The next "it baby"
with the next it name

is blank.

Stars, we have gone leaps
and bounds here today.

Now, let's see
if we can solve this one.

BROOKE LYNN: Cardi B,
what is the next "it baby name"?

I said "that little
dingling-ding that swing

in the back of my throat."

Is the next baby name?

STEPHANIE: Yes, bitch,
and nickname Ding Dong.

Okay.
Guilda, what do you think?

French names are the best.
They're just so sexy.

I closed my eyes,
and all I was thinking was,

you know,
Jean-François Guevremont.

It sounds so delicious,
so French.

- BROOKE LYNN: It does.
- It does.

Thank you so much, Guilda.

Adele, what do you think
the next it baby name is?

You know,
I've got me own son, Angelo.

He'll always be
number one, he is.

I'm probably
not gonna have another baby

'cause I am divorced, babes,
in case you didn't know.

I did know.

I'd name my second child
after me other love in life,

which of course, is wine.

- BROOKE LYNN: Wine.
- I love wine, 'cause I'm Adele.

SILKY: Anita is doin'

exactly what Adele's
Las Vegas residency did.

It didn't show up.

We need a refund, girl.
We need a refund!

- Also, pink is a no.
- Oh, all right.

I have finally opened my eyes,
and the pink is a no, darling

BROOKE LYNN: Did you even know
there were people over there?

Darling,
for the first half of the show,

I thought you were a pelican.

- (Judges laughing)
- A talking pelican.

(Judges laughing)

RA'JAH: Icesis is down here
reading the house down boots.

She don't care.
Light me up too, bitch.

Big Freedia, what is
the next it baby name?

See, where I'm from,
you can't go nowhere ashy

and you got to say
somethin' right, so "Baby Oil."

- (Pronouncing like Earl) Earl.
- Earl.

- Earl.
- The Earl.

- (Judges laughing)
- O-I-L.

I know.
I can't pronounce anything--

- Earl.
- Earl.

(Judges laughing)

BROOKE LYNN: All right,
let's check with Spice.

The next bloodclot name
is "Bumba Pussy Rasclart Gyal

Dutty Risha Kingston Jamaica"

It just rolls off the tongue.
What would the nickname be?

- Clot.
- (Judges laughing)

Little baby Clot.

Once a clot,
always a pussy clot.

Tell 'em.

Well, it seems that our first
official Snatch Summit

has come to a close.

On behalf of celebrities
around the world,

I say merci, danke,
grazie, and goodnight.

#

# We are going
to the Werk Room #

RA'JAH: It's elimination day,

and you already know your
home girl ain't going nowhere.

My favourite moment was when
everyone was twerking.

- RA'JAH: Yeah!
- (All laughing)

On beat, on beat!

Sorry, am I late?

- (Queens cheering)
- ICESIS: What's happening?

Is she lost?
What's she doing?

Is she wearing jeans?
The audacity.

- Hi, queens!
- QUEENS: Hi!

I'm so sorry to interrupt.

I know it's a big day,

but seeing as we have the best
queens from around the world,

we thought you deserved
a proper welcome.

Please, help me welcome

to the Canada's Drag Race
Werk Room,

the Prime Minister of Canada,
Justin Trudeau!

- (Queens cheering and laughing)
- ICESIS: Oh, my God!

What?!

Do I have to curtsy?
Do I have to kiss his ring?

- BROOKE LYNN: This is wild!
- I heard you had a summit,

and I think I'm a little
too late for it.

- Yes.
- ANITA: Oh, my God.

We're actually just about
to do a makeover episode.

Oh, that's a big one.

BROOKE LYNN: Queens,
anybody wanna take it on?

- Yep!
- (All laughing)

This is ground breaking,

the first ever world leader
to visit a Drag Race set.

- Ah.
- (Queens cheering)

I'm glad to be the first,
but I look forward to the time

there's a third or a fourth.

To have a world leader
in the Werk Room talking to us,

how amazing is that?

You better work, Justin Trudeau.

Yes.

Let me introduce you
to our amazing cast of queens.

From the United States,
we have Ra'jah O'Hara.

- Baddest in the game.
- JUSTIN: Hello, Ra'Jah.

(Laughing)

BROOKE LYNN:
Miss Icesis Couture.

- Hi.
- We have Stephanie Prince.

- Hi, daddy.
- (All laughing)

Oh, I knew that was gonna come.

From the United States
of America,

Miss Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

In the flesh.

From Québec,
we have Rita Baga.

Je te connais Rita.
Ça va bien?

Ça va bien.

From the United Kingdom,
we have Miss Vanity Milan.

Hi, how are you?

From New Zealand,
we have Anita Wigl'it.

And also from
the United Kingdom,

we have Victoria Scone.

- Hello, gov'na.
- (All laughing)

JUSTIN: How's it going?

Are the Canadian queens
being welcoming?

Are they appropriately polite,
the way we're supposed to be?

Everybody nod!

I wouldn't say
they're appropriate,

- but they've been very nice.
- (Laughing)

See, in Canada,
polite doesn't mean no shade,

because I know that's...
that's part of it.

Justin, I just want to thank you
for being such an ally.

You're the first prime minister
to ever walk in a Pride parade.

- Yes, very cool.
- Woo!

- BROOKE LYNN: That's huge.
- JUSTIN: Thank you.

But it has been
an incredible pleasure

to be part of
fighting the good fight

on the right side.

That is about respecting people.

Can we move beyond "tolerate"
and start embracing, loving,

and accepting,
and learning from,

and being challenged by?

That's how you build
a resilient society.

That's what
we're trying to do in Canada.

And we got a lot of work
still to do.

STEPHANIE: Ooh.
You're giving me chills.

- (Laughing and applauding)
- ICESIS: Yes!

I know that this is
the Great White North,

but how do you feel about
adding some brown milk powder?

- (All laughing)
- RA'JAH: Okay?

You know what?

We do diversity better
than just about any other place

in the world.

It doesn't matter
what your background is,

where you're from,
who you love,

you enrich this place.

I love that.

I'm bringing some seasoning salt
to the table!

- Okay.
- We have places to be.

Are there any other questions?

- When do I get to meet RuPaul?
- OTHER QUEENS: Ooh!

Shade!
Shade!

VANITY: Shade is another word.

Well, Justin, you just won
the reading challenge.

- (Queens laughing)
- Excellent!

And now, my dear, sashay away.

Aw!
I knew that was coming.

Thank you so much!
Great to see you.

Hate to see you leave, love
to watch you walk away, baby!

(All queens laughing)

- How amazing was that?
- STEPHANIE: That was crazy.

- Oh, my God.
- I had full body goose bumps.

- STEPHANIE: Me too.
- ANITA: Yeah, me too.

I love him so much
because people like him

made it easy for immigrants
to migrate here,

and have a chance
for a better life,

so, like, seeing him...
(Choking up)

..being here is actually like
such, like it's so nice.

So I thank him
and people like him.

Ooh.
Ooh, you got me, girl.

VANITY:
Gonna tear the girls up.

VICTORIA: I'm not from Canada,

but to hear a politician
speak so passionately

and genuinely about
that is just so heartwarming.

My God!
And so hopeful.

Love is the only way
we move forward.

That's the only way we all win

is with love,
instead of tolerance,

shall I say.

He knows that
there's still work to do.

- Yeah.
- VICTORIA: He's not in denial.

I don't know about you girls,

but I think it's time for us
to get into some drag.

- QUEENS: Yes!
- VANITY: Let's go.

# Shake it up #

- RA'JAH: Look.
- ICESIS: What's the matter?

It's a huge spider.

# Oh, my God #

# There's a spider
in the Werk Room #

- (Laughing)
- (Ra'Jah singing)

# There's a spider #

# In the Werk Room #

#

(Engine revving)

#

(Screaming)

#

# Cover girl #

# Put the bass in your walk #

# Head to toe #

# Let your whole body talk #

- PRIYANKA: Wow.
- SARAIN: There she is.

# And what? #

(Judges cheering and applauding)

Welcome to the main stage

of Canada's Drag Race,

Canada Versus the World.

She's the mother
of the House of Commons,

it's Traci Melchor.

Hey, Brookie.

Sis, I think I can see
your Capitol Hill from here.

Wanna help me pass a bill?

I have to pass something else
right now, but maybe later.

(Laughing)

And it's Anishinaabe angel,
Sarain Fox.

Hi, Brooke Lynn.

Sarain, how did you find our
inaugural meeting of the minds?

- I left feeling snatched.
- BROOKE LYNN: I see that.

It could just be the top knot.

And, it's Season One winner
of Canada's Drag Race.

It's what's her name?

ALL: Priyanka!

I'm so excited to be here,
especially for this episode.

It's a great Canadian tradition.

We invite people who bombed
the Snatch Game to judge it.

- I thought I won that week.
- Uh-huh.

This week,
we challenged our queens

to show off
their best celebrity impressions

in the Snatch Summit.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

#

# I know you wanna work #

Category is Celestial Bodies.

First up, Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

- Ooh!
- Ah!

SILKY: I'm sending
my little friend out

to make sure
that the judges are ready.

My body is the galaxy
and it is what?

Out of this world.

And, baby, when I stop, you get
to see it in its full glory.

You hoes need to be lit.

Silky, are you blowing
smoke up my ass?

(Judges laughing)

SILKY: This runway
is out of sight,

out of mind, out of body,

and if you don't like it,
your mama's a hoe.

BROOKE LYNN: Ra'Jah O'Hara.

JUDGES: Oh!

RA'JAH: They said body.

Oh!
You know I'm body-ody-ody.

I'm feeling like a star
rising out of a dark hole.

Yeah, ma'am.

PRIYANKA:
Any hole is a goal.

(Judges laughing)

RA'JAH:
Did you see these legs?

Ha!
You see these hips?

Oh, baby, they don't lie.

I'm beat for the universe,
better yet, the galaxy.

I got you, Milky Way.

Let's go.

BROOKE LYNN: Anita Wigl'it.

BROOKE LYNN AND PRIYANKA: Wow.

ANITA: It used to be
The Man in the Moon,

but now,
it's The Lady in the Moon.

I've got a moon.
I've got stars.

I'm shimmering.

My gown has
a beautiful fish tail,

and it's the galaxy billowing,
and I am the sky.

Ooh, that's so dramatic.

Isn't it?
(Laughing)

BROOKE LYNN: If she doesn't win,
I hope she at least gets

- the constellation prize.
- (Judges laughing)

- BROOKE LYNN: Rita Baga.
- Hey, I know her.

(Judges laughing)

RITA: I'm serving Baga,
goddess of the sun.

She's red.
She's gold.

She's orange.
She's fully stoned.

And I'm talking here
about my garment, not me.

- Ooh!
- (Judges laughing)

RITA: And ooh, girl!
Is she smoking hot or what!?

- My pussy's on fire!
- (Traci screaming)

BROOKE LYNN: Stephanie Prince.

JUDGES: Wow!

STEPHANIE:
I am serving you Bathala,

in Filipino mythology,
the highest being

of the universe,

all these planets are my sons,
bitch.

BROOKE LYNN: Like a phoenix
rising from the asses.

(Judges laughing)

STEPHANIE: I look sparkly.

I'm wearing this silver and gold
armour with a headpiece.

(Roaring)

PRIYANKA:
Did she just burp?

(Judges laughing)

STEPHANIE:
Bitch, I look good.

BROOKE LYNN: Vanity Milan.

VANITY: I am serving you
out of this world fantasy.

I feel good.
My skin is glistening.

This outfit is shining.

I spent a lot of money
on this, bitch.

- PRIYANKA: That is a U-F-Hoe.
- OTHER JUDGES: Oh!

VANITY: I'm bumping down this
runway like I am out of space,

and I am giving it, serving it,

tootin' it.

Never boot it, bitch.

The judges' jaws are droppin'.

Pick it up, sweetie,
and get on this ride.

(Laughing)

BROOKE LYNN: Victoria Scone.

Ooh!

TRACI:
This look has a nice ring to it.

(Judges laughing)

VICTORIA: I'm serving
interga-lactating

Saturn superstar.

From head to toe,
I'm covered in rings,

and I'm giving Brooke Lynn

a little bit
of my ballet training,

and my ring
is expanding for the judges.

I think I'm ovulating.

SARAIN: She liked it
and she put a ring on it.

That's gonna be
one Hell of a pre-nup.

VICTORIA:
My body is very celestial,

not man-made,
and a large black hole.

(Laughing)

BROOKE LYNN: Icesis Couture.

PRIYANKA: Whoa!

ICESIS: She is the mother
of the celestial beings.

BROOKE LYNN: Gorgeous.

TRACI: This look is really
catching my third eye.

- That's gross.
- (Laughing)

ICESIS: I am a deity.
I own the sky.

I am the Justin Trudeau
of space.

(Laughing)
So stupid.

I am floating down this runway
and you should bow down to me.

She gives great head... piece.

(Judges laughing)

BROOKE LYNN:
Welcome, queens.

Based on your performance
in the Snatch Summit,

and your runway presentations,
we have made some decisions.

When I call your name,
please step forward.

Rita Baga,

Vanity Milan,

you are safe.

Oh.

Please step to the back
of the stage.

Merci.

Queens, you represent the tops
and the bottoms of the week.

It is now time
for the judges' critiques.

First up, Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

This is such a fun runway.

- Thank you.
- And you always put on a show.

Your Snatch Game, when it comes
to a Lizzo impersonation,

bitch, you've got it down.

Entertaining doesn't always
translate into funny.

You would just start talking

'cause you didn't know
what the joke was,

and you were trying
to think of it,

so you just kept
talking in circles

until you
thought of something.

It was a little bit of
a laundry list of Lizzo facts.

I literally made a sheet
for myself of Lizzo sayings,

and I went and studied her,

and probably just kinda
took out the--

- The spontaneity around it.
- Mm-hm, okay.

Your runway tonight,
is this, like, Draco,

the dragon constellation?

- Sure!
- TRACI: Okay.

- (Judges laughing)
- TRACI: It is smokin'.

I really love the hair.
I love the puppeting.

- Really fantastic.
- Thank you.

(Judges laughing)

Next up, Ra'Jah O'Hara.

In the Snatch Summit,
you played Big Freedia

and you did not come
to play with these hoes.

- I came to slay, bitch.
- BROOKE LYNN: Yes, you did.

You were such a joy to watch.

You gave us interaction
with the other celebs.

You understood your character,
but also heightened it.

Girl, you caught everything.

You were like really engaged,
really listening.

You held the space.
Amazing!

Big Freedia, are you kidding?

Let's talk about
the runway look, like shocking.

You look like an icon.

You turned the corner
and I was like, "Uh, pardon?"

You're a star, baby.

You should be
very proud of yourself.

Fantastic,
fantastic week for you.

Thank you.

Anita Wigl'it.

- Hello, it's me, Anita.
- BROOKE LYNN: It sure is.

I'm gonna start
with your runway.

Yes!

This is the kind of
campy glamour that I expect.

I love it,
I love it, I love it.

- Thank you.
- It looks beautiful.

Now, let's talk about
the Snatch Summit.

Had you not had
the name in front of you,

and had you not told me
who you were going to do,

I would have had no idea
you were Adele.

Oh, wow.

And then,
the jokes just didn't land.

TRACI: You know, you looked like
you were having fun.

How did you feel about it?

Honestly, I... I thought
that I did quite well.

On my season, I was only there
for four episodes,

and I was able to show
the world so much,

and it's been two weeks now,
and I've just kind of...

I feel really
disappointed in myself.

You can still find this beauty
and magic in you.

Just because we have
a different opinion about that,

doesn't mean that you can't
own those moments.

We're gonna have
peaks and valleys.

That's life.
Look at this panel.

Two of these people did not
do well in the Snatch Game.

-PRIYANKA: Okay, we know, Traci.
-And look at them now.

Yes, thank you.
Let's all drive it home.

- Yeah, we get it, we get it.
- (All laughing)

You just have to like
let yourself have

the Drag Race journey.

Just live it, 'cause,
like, this runway is incredible.

I wanna put you in a museum,

or put you under my bed
and hide you there forever.

(Laughing)

Up next, Stephanie Prince.

Your look on the runway tonight!

- BROOKE LYNN: Mm-hm.
- TRACI: I mean!

Elegance, grace, sparkle.

I was so excited
that you were here

because on Canada's Drag Race,
somebody sent you home too early

'cause you are
one of the funniest queens,

but, like, watching Snatch Game,
you were not making me laugh.

You looked just like Cardi B.

However,
we talked in the Werk Room.

You said, "I'm not just gonna
rely on her mannerisms,"

and that's kind of
what ended up happening.

Cardi is a very big character,
and you gave us that,

but she's not like that
all the time.

SARAIN: It was more like
the stereotypes.

She's also really intelligent.

I was looking for
a little more of that,

but, your outfits
were really great,

both Cardi B and tonight
for this runway challenge.

The way that this just goes.

BROOKE LYNN:
Really, really stunning.

This is what I've come
to expect from you.

You're one of those girls
I always get excited

when I know
you're coming up on the runway

'cause I know
I'm going to get a look.

Up next, Victoria Scone.

I think you look so beautiful.

VICTORIA: It's a chunk of metal
that weighs an awful lot.

SARAIN: I didn't expect to love
this, like, Baroque style

with this really, like,
futuristic vibe of the clothing.

Today, I felt like I got to know
a little bit of your personality

of who you are, of how
you wanna show up in drag,

and at Snatch Summit,
I felt like I didn't get that,

because, I really wanted
Kim Woodburn to just freak out.

Yes.

I was waiting
the whole Snatch Summit

for you just
to lose it 100 percent.

BROOKE LYNN:
You looked just like her.

You sounded just like her, and
you did have some funny moments.

But I was just waiting for you
to just take it up a notch.

But I feel like, with you
in this competition so far,

you're very quiet.

Are you comfortable here?

This is literally
my happy place.

Okay.

It's obviously terrifying,
and I have only had

two episodes of experience.

Yeah, being a Cis woman,
do you feel like you have--

A lot to prove all the time,
and that never stops.

Yeah.

I do have a lot of weight
on my shoulders.

That's why I've got
these lovely shoulder pads.

- (Judges laughing)
- It helps.

I think all of us
can relate to you.

Being the first ever, like,
Brown winner of a Drag Race

was, like, so tough, you know.

Don't let it make you overthink,

and just know that, like,
you have a space here.

You're an icon.
You're funny.

You're welcome.

Not like you're welcome.
Like, you're welcome.

- (Judges laughing)
- PRIYANKA: So amazing.

Thank you.

- BROOKE LYNN: Icesis Couture.
- Hello.

I'm a big fan of, like,
sci-fi, fantasy, action movies.

You look like the head
of a dynasty on another planet.

Exactly.

We have to get right to you
as Donatella Versace.

Yes.

It was a performance
that was quiet,

that was nuanced,
that was hilarious.

We found you splayed out
at one point.

Donatella is a person
we know what she looks like,

you know,
but we don't really know her.

She's a bit of an enigma.

And you kind of just dove into
that little pocket,

and you worked with it.

You would catch my eye and
it was as though I was catching

the eye of Donatella.

You know, I was like,
"Ooh, she's looking at me!"

And you wanted her
to make fun of you.

Yeah, exactly,
I was like begging for it.

BROOKE LYNN: Yeah.

PRIYANKA: It was interesting
to watch someone's Snatch Game,

and also fall in love
with the drag queen

behind the character
they're playing too.

It was incredible.
Well played.

Thanks, babe.
(Laughing)

BROOKE LYNN:
Thank you, queens.

Based on the judges' critiques,

we have made some decisions.

#

Ra'Jah O'Hara,

Icesis Couture,

condragulations!

You are the top two queens
of the week.

- SILKY: Come through, sis!
- Yeah!

Victoria Scone,

Silky Nutmeg Ganache,

you are both safe.

- (Exhaling)
- Thank you.

#

That means Anita Wigl'it,

Stephanie Prince,

I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are in the bottom.

Ra'Jah O'Hara, Icesis Couture,

each of you needs to decide
which of the bottom queens

you'll eliminate,

if you win the lip synch.

- You may leave the stage.
- Thank you.

(Engine revving)

- (Ra'Jah laughing)
- ICESIS: Yeah, baby!

Oh, I'm so proud of you.

Cheers to being
out of this world, ladies.

QUEENS: Cheers.

VANITY: Anita, Stephanie,
how are you feeling?

I'm in the bottom again.
Honestly, I'm disappointed.

Wow.
I did not expect this at all.

My fight is not over.
I'm still here.

I still have a fire in my pussy.

How about you, Anita?

This is obviously
what we all do for our livings,

and it hurts...
(Choking up)

..because you wanna do so well,
especially when you're, like,

the only one
representing your country.

ANITA: I can't stop crying.

Thank goodness for setting
spray, is all I can say.

I can't wait to re-watch it,

and then realize
that I really was terrible.

SILKY: Miss thing
thought she was in the top.

She can go home
based on her delusion alone.

- ICESIS: Victoria?
- I am a little disappointed.

I'm quite good
for sort of back and repeat,

so really, I should have
excelled in that challenge,

but it just lights a fire
under all three of my holes--

- (Other queens laughing)
- (Laughing)

I think the Canadian
is rubbing off on me

a little bit too much here.

No more Mrs. Nice Lady.

However, I completely agree
with the top two.

Hands down,
you two were the best.

- I feel fantastic.
- (All laughing)

- Ra'Jah?
- Oh, my God.

Ra'Jah, we fightin'.

We've got some
decisions to make.

We sure do.

How do you plan on choosin'
who stays and who goes?

I think it all depends
on these conversations

we're about to have.

RA'JAH: I just need y'all
to say somethin'.

- I will.
- (Anita laughing nervously)

Plead your case, Boo-boo.
Come on, girl.

It actually feels really good
to have this position.

(Laughing)

ANITA: I just really
want the opportunity

to show my growth
from my season,

and to show
the world what else I can do.

I'd never done
a reading challenge,

and then I won
the reading challenge.

Oh, you did, shady bitch.

(Laughing)
I'm so sorry.

Uh-huh.

I wanna prove that
I can turn this around

or my chances of getting a crown
are just like...

(Imitating a bomb falling
and exploding)

I'd just like to go forward
into other challenges

that I haven't had
the opportunity to do.

No expectations.

I think it's gonna be
so freeing for me.

I want this so bad.

Sometimes, you just have
to get it out of your system.

- Yeah.
- I like to twerk a little bit.

- Yeah?
- You wanna twerk a little bit?

I would love
to twerk a little bit.

Let's twerk a little bit,
bitch.

# Da-da-da, da-da-da,
da-da-da #

- (Laughing)
- Freak, freak, freak, freak,

freak dat ass

RA'JAH:
I could eliminate Miss Anita

because I know
that she's a comedy queen,

and I know there are some
comedy challenges coming up,

but then, I could also,
like, keep her around

because she's not
that confident right now.

But I have to see,
and talk to Miss Stephanie,

and see what Miss Stephanie's
energy is giving too.

I want to be here so bad.
You have no idea.

So, what do you think
you have over Anita?

- Comedy.
- You can't do comedy.

- Yes, I can.
- (Laughing)

I think you started off well
on Snatch Game,

and then, like the judges said,
I think it was all one note,

and I will say, what Anita gave,
I didn't find funny at all.

STEPHANIE: Mm-hm.

We've already gotten rid
of one Canadian girl.

Yeah, so...

Do I want
to get rid of another one?

- Be the one to do that again?
- Do you know what I mean?

So that's also going to play
into my decision making.

Can I get a tear or something?

(Icesis laughing)
Can you give me a little more?

(Icesis laughing)

Icesis is my sister.
She knows I have more to show.

And Ra'Jah,
as much as I love her...

STEPHANIE: How are you?

I don't know how her decision
making is gonna play out.

I kinda really wanna listen in.
I wanna be nosy.

Just wondering
what Stephanie will be saying.

You just need to fight.
Choose your words right.

Your life is in
someone else's hands

at that present moment in time.

Maybe the Canadian girls
will stick together

because we are in
Canada Versus The World,

but you never know
what's on somebody's mind.

I need to show more
of my personality.

- I do.
- What's been holdin' you back?

Coming back here, like,
and competing against people,

queens with
bigger personality,

it's quite hard,

but if you decide
to let me stay for another week,

you will see the fun Stephanie,

you will see the...
the... (Roaring)

..Stephanie,
like the... (Roaring)

I'm not gonna wait
for you to get to the finale

to figure out
if you're gon' be great.

You need to be bringing
your greatness now, henny.

I would never wanna
bag Stephanie

'cause I think she's brilliant.

ICESIS: Go for it.
This is what this is for.

Go for it.
Tell me.

I feel, for me, I've been
doing drag for twelve years now.

- Sixteen, yeah.
- Oh, my gosh!

And I had to start
at the real bottom.

I see that.

I love Stephanie so much,
but I feel like I have

a little bit more,
like, decorum,

- a little bit more grace maybe.
- Yep.

I feel more deserving
to take that spot.

I'm hoping that she'll go
"If I had to buy a ticket

to a Stephanie show
or Anita show,

who would I rather see?"

And I'm hoping she'd pick me,

but Icesis and Stephanie
are sisters.

Oh, I don't...
I don't know.

I do not know.

What I know
is that I don't know.

(Laughing)
See you soon.

Thank you so much, Anita.
That's that.

#

ICESIS: Having another
Canadian in the bottom,

it honestly breaks my heart.

(Exhaling deeply)

She wants to be here so much,
but I could also keep Anita.

Her potential
is absolutely amazing.

My heart is saying
to keep Stephanie,

but my mind is telling me
to keep Anita.

This is going to be terrible.

(Laughing)
This is terrible.

RA'JAH: Do I be fair?
Do I be shady?

Do I be strategic?

Or do I just go with my heart?

Who deserves
another opportunity to fight?

With great power
comes great responsibility.

And, off with her head.
How about that?

(Laughing)

(Engine revving)

#

(Both laughing)

#

Welcome back, everyone.

Two internationally
acclaimed queens

stand before us.

Prior to tonight,

you were asked to prepare
a lip synch performance

of "Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne.

This is your chance
to impress us,

and earn the power to give one
of the bottom queens the boot.

#

The time has come...

(Lightning cracking)

for you to lip synch

for the world!

#

Good luck

and don't fuck it up.

#

# He was a boy,
She was a girl #

# Can I make it
any more obvious? #

# He was a punk,
She did ballet #

Judges: Ow!

# What more can I say? #

# He wanted her,
She'd never tell #

# Secretly
she wanted him as well #

# But all of her friends
stuck up their nose #

# And they had a problem
with his baggy clothes #

# He was a skater boy #

# She said,
"See you later, boy" #

# He wasn't
good enough for her #

# She had a pretty face,
but her head was up in space #

# She needed
to come back down to #

# Earth #

#

(Judges screaming)

#

# Sorry, girl,
but you missed out #

# Well, tough luck,
that boy's mine now #

# We are more
than just good friends #

# This is how the story ends #

# Too bad
that you couldn't see #

# See the man
that boy could be #

# There is more
than meets the eye #

# I see the soul
that is inside #

# He's just a boy
and I'm just a girl #

# Can I make it
any more obvious? #

# We are in love #

# Haven't you heard? #

# How we rock
each other's world #

#

# I'm with the skater boy #

# I said, "See you later, boy" #

# I'll be back stage
after the show #

# I'll be at a studio
singing the song we wrote #

# About a girl
you used to know #

# I'm with the skater boy #

# I said, "See you later, boy" #

# I'll be back stage
after the show #

# I'll be at a studio
singing the song we wrote #

# About a girl you used to #

# Know #

(Judges cheering)

(All cheering and applauding)

- (Both grunting)
- BROOKE LYNN: Yay, gay sports!

(All laughing)

#

Queens, we've made our decision,

and that was one Hell of a show.

You know that's right.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Icesis Couture,

condragulations!

- (Screaming and laughing)
- You're a winner, baby!

(Applauding and laughing)

Yeah, come on, Canada!

Next time, bitch.
Next time, bitch.

- (Both laughing)
- I love you.

You have won
a luxury vacation for two

to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico,

courtesy of our friends
at Air Canada Vacations.

Okay!

Ra'Jah O'Hara,
phenomenal job this week.

You are safe.

You may join the other queens.

(All cheering and applauding)

Such a pleasure.
Thank y'all.

(Laughing)

#

Will the bottom two queens
please step forward?

#

Icesis Couture,

with great power

comes great responsibility.

Which queen have you chosen

to get the boot?

First off, I wanna say I love
the both of you very, very much,

and it was so hard to choose
between the two of you.

But if I had to choose,
I'm going by track record.

Stephanie, I'm sending you home.

#

# You stupid hoe, hoe, hoe #

(Laughing)

The lipstick has spoken.

Stephanie Prince,
our Calgary queen...

Oh.
(Sighing)

..with you
we always strike gold.

You are and will always be
a global phenomenon.

Now, sashay away.

Thank you, guys.

- I love you.
- I'm sorry.

- That was hard.
- STEPHANIE: Bye, ladies.

We love you so much.
Yes, bitch.

#

I have no exit line.

(All laughing)

- I'm dead!
- (Laughing)

# Here we go again #

I feel really good.

I'm the look queen
of Canada Versus the World.

Bitch, I look good.

I hope Canada, and Philippines,

and the whole continent of Asia,
I make them proud.

Can you all give my number
to Justin so he can message me?

(Laughing)

Please.

Bye.

Condragulations, queens!

You live to slay another day.

Now, remember,

stay true north strong and what?

QUEENS: Fierce!

Now, let the music play!

(Queens cheering)

# French tip,
lipstick painted on #

# You wear it well,
Value sure suits you #

# Ooh-ooh-ooh,
Work it for me #

# Work it for me, me #

# You wear it, you wear it,
you wear it well #

RUPAUL: Next time,
on Canada's Drag Race,

Canada Versus the World.

You'll brave the elements

in the weather ball.

(All cheering)

We are going to have a ball!

ANITA: It's time to see if these
sewing lessons have paid off.

Have you ever heard
of the phrase, less is more?

That look was unlike
anything I've ever seen.

My jaw just dropped.

The presentation was amazing.

Is anybody else turned on?

#