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In the wild? 13 00:00:41,316 --> 00:00:43,521 - With their iPods and goatees? - Yes. 14 00:00:43,521 --> 00:00:45,357 And that's why I have to look extra mature. 15 00:00:45,457 --> 00:00:47,127 Which I hope this is. Or this? 16 00:00:47,127 --> 00:00:48,430 You should wear a business suit 17 00:00:48,430 --> 00:00:50,434 and tell everyone you're on a conference call. 18 00:00:50,535 --> 00:00:53,440 Do Mom and Dad know about this mature older teen people party? 19 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:55,310 Well, I'm kind of waiting for the perfect moment 20 00:00:55,310 --> 00:00:57,549 to ask them permission. I tried when Mom was asleep, 21 00:00:57,549 --> 00:00:59,352 but I'm not sure it really counted as asking. 22 00:00:59,452 --> 00:01:01,289 That's how Dad proposed. I assume. 23 00:01:01,289 --> 00:01:03,093 Lot of Thanksgiving food in here, Bob. 24 00:01:03,093 --> 00:01:05,497 We're just one family, right? (short chuckle) God. 25 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:08,203 It's exactly the right amount, Lin. 26 00:01:08,303 --> 00:01:10,575 Are you worried about the meal being too amazing? 27 00:01:10,675 --> 00:01:11,810 I just can't find the milk. 28 00:01:11,911 --> 00:01:13,280 Do you think the turkey drank it? 29 00:01:13,380 --> 00:01:15,117 If it did, that's fine. It's allowed to do 30 00:01:15,117 --> 00:01:16,720 - whatever it wants in there. - Oh! 31 00:01:16,820 --> 00:01:18,925 Found it. I don't know how we're getting it back in there, 32 00:01:19,025 --> 00:01:20,394 so we got to finish this. Oh, look, 33 00:01:20,494 --> 00:01:23,734 that coupon for the mini-golf place expires today. 34 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:25,872 We meant to take the kids all summer and never did. 35 00:01:25,972 --> 00:01:29,312 Oh, well. It's into the trash for you, little coupon thingy. 36 00:01:29,312 --> 00:01:32,084 - Zoom. Poop. - Mother. Father. 37 00:01:32,084 --> 00:01:34,355 Thanksgiving, huh? Did I RSVP yet? 38 00:01:34,355 --> 00:01:35,925 I mean, we were hoping you could make it. 39 00:01:36,025 --> 00:01:38,898 Speaking of RSVP'ing, there's something coming up this weekend 40 00:01:38,898 --> 00:01:40,902 - that I would like to ask... - Wait, what's happening here? 41 00:01:40,902 --> 00:01:43,239 - Um... um... - Don't throw that out. That's a 50% off 42 00:01:43,340 --> 00:01:45,210 Mystery Planet World mini-golf coupon. 43 00:01:45,210 --> 00:01:46,614 That's the most valuable thing we own. 44 00:01:46,614 --> 00:01:50,187 I know, hon, but it expires today. Sorry. 45 00:01:50,187 --> 00:01:51,957 We'll do something fun one day, I promise. 46 00:01:51,957 --> 00:01:54,362 But giant centipedes? This tentacle thing? 47 00:01:54,462 --> 00:01:57,902 Rudy says this dancing yeti is amazing. We have to go. 48 00:01:57,902 --> 00:01:59,105 What if we went right now? 49 00:01:59,205 --> 00:02:00,675 Nothing big's happening today. 50 00:02:00,775 --> 00:02:02,545 I know you're kidding. You're kidding, right? 51 00:02:02,646 --> 00:02:04,983 Think about it. Going on Thanksgiving means 52 00:02:04,983 --> 00:02:06,419 not many people will be there. 53 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:07,789 Yeah, because it's cold outside 54 00:02:07,889 --> 00:02:10,160 and people are at home doing a much better thing. 55 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:11,462 Dad. We could potentially have 56 00:02:11,462 --> 00:02:13,233 an entire mini-golf course to ourselves, 57 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:14,703 like it's ours, 58 00:02:14,836 --> 00:02:16,607 like we're a bunch of mini madcap millionaires 59 00:02:16,607 --> 00:02:18,744 running around at our private mini-golf estate. 60 00:02:18,744 --> 00:02:20,848 I think that was an episode of Succession. 61 00:02:20,948 --> 00:02:23,654 I mean, we could go for a little bit and then come back 62 00:02:23,654 --> 00:02:26,025 and you'd still have plenty of time to stick the turkey 63 00:02:26,125 --> 00:02:27,394 in the oven when we got home. 64 00:02:27,394 --> 00:02:29,465 I don't just stick the turkey in the oven, Lin. 65 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:32,037 - Yeah. First you kiss it all over. - Gene. 66 00:02:32,037 --> 00:02:33,206 Wait, they have a snack bar? 67 00:02:33,206 --> 00:02:34,408 With taquitos? Get me in there! 68 00:02:34,509 --> 00:02:36,580 No. No taquitos. If you ate taquitos, 69 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:39,485 - you wouldn't have any room for dinner. - I will make room. 70 00:02:39,586 --> 00:02:41,523 Tina, what do you say-- Thanksgiving mini-golf? 71 00:02:41,523 --> 00:02:44,462 Uh, I mean, only if Mom and Dad want to. 72 00:02:44,563 --> 00:02:45,998 I just respect them both so much. 73 00:02:46,132 --> 00:02:49,506 Well, it could be a sort of fun Thanksgiving family thing to do. 74 00:02:49,506 --> 00:02:51,309 Ooh, I could sneak wine in a thermos. 75 00:02:51,409 --> 00:02:53,614 No, no. I won't do that. Maybe. I don't know. 76 00:02:53,614 --> 00:02:54,716 - Please? - Please? 77 00:02:54,850 --> 00:02:57,087 Fine, as long as we go for, like, 20 minutes, 78 00:02:57,187 --> 00:02:59,659 and then come right back home so I can cook. 79 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:00,895 Between 20 and 95 minutes. 80 00:03:01,029 --> 00:03:03,266 - Okay, yeah. - Yay! - Yay! 81 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,571 Let me just say goodbye to the turkey. 82 00:03:05,705 --> 00:03:09,713 LOUISE: Yes! Look how empty the parking lot is. 83 00:03:09,813 --> 00:03:10,948 That's a good sign, right? 84 00:03:11,049 --> 00:03:12,552 BOB: Yeah, like, maybe it's closed? 85 00:03:12,552 --> 00:03:13,721 - LOUISE: Dad. No. - BOB: Sorry. 86 00:03:13,721 --> 00:03:15,490 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 87 00:03:15,591 --> 00:03:18,798 I'm not gonna run, but trust me, I am very excited. 88 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:21,069 (gasps) 89 00:03:21,069 --> 00:03:22,672 This is my new home. 90 00:03:22,672 --> 00:03:24,576 Oh, people. Welcome. 91 00:03:24,576 --> 00:03:26,647 - Hi. - Every year I stay open, thinking 92 00:03:26,647 --> 00:03:28,617 mini-golf on Thanksgiving will become a thing, 93 00:03:28,718 --> 00:03:30,487 like going to the movies on Christmas 94 00:03:30,487 --> 00:03:33,393 or bowling on Mother's Day. And then I wait and wait, 95 00:03:33,493 --> 00:03:36,432 and just as I'm about to give up, someone comes. 96 00:03:36,432 --> 00:03:38,738 And it's us. Happy Thanksgiving. 97 00:03:38,838 --> 00:03:41,577 Oh, great, the one family that comes today has a coupon. 98 00:03:41,577 --> 00:03:42,344 That's great. 99 00:03:42,444 --> 00:03:43,848 Yeah, sorry. Coupon. 100 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:46,352 Excuse me, I'm wondering where the snack bar is located. 101 00:03:46,352 --> 00:03:48,356 And are your taquitos locally sourced? 102 00:03:48,456 --> 00:03:50,360 - Gene. - Here's your putters, golf balls, 103 00:03:50,460 --> 00:03:52,632 scorecard, and your little pencils. 104 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:54,468 And remember, here at Planet Mystery World, 105 00:03:54,569 --> 00:03:56,139 your balls won't know what hit 'em. 106 00:03:56,139 --> 00:03:57,642 - Love it. - Okay. 107 00:03:57,642 --> 00:03:59,913 All right, yeti, time to eat some spaghetti. 108 00:04:00,013 --> 00:04:02,585 Your little dancing legs aren't gonna stop me twice. 109 00:04:02,585 --> 00:04:04,523 Wait, this is your third putt though, right? 110 00:04:04,523 --> 00:04:05,992 Shush, shush, shush. (grunts) 111 00:04:07,194 --> 00:04:08,296 Yes! There it is. 112 00:04:08,396 --> 00:04:09,633 YETI: Mini-golf, yum! 113 00:04:09,733 --> 00:04:11,770 Now your ball can be friends with all our balls 114 00:04:11,870 --> 00:04:14,475 that have been on that side, waiting patiently. 115 00:04:14,475 --> 00:04:15,878 I still don't understand why the yeti 116 00:04:15,978 --> 00:04:18,416 says, "Mini-golf, yum." He's not eating the balls. 117 00:04:18,416 --> 00:04:19,719 They're basically going between his legs. 118 00:04:19,719 --> 00:04:21,990 Because he's the full package, Dad. 119 00:04:22,090 --> 00:04:24,629 When you putt through there, his legs go superfast. 120 00:04:24,629 --> 00:04:27,067 When you putt through there, that gets his arms going. 121 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:29,371 And when you putt through there, his head spins. 122 00:04:29,371 --> 00:04:30,875 And no matter what hole you get it through, 123 00:04:30,875 --> 00:04:33,714 he says, "Mini-golf, yum" because he's a gentleman. 124 00:04:33,814 --> 00:04:36,687 Geez, wouldn't it be great to see him do all that stuff 125 00:04:36,787 --> 00:04:38,924 at the same time? I know we're all 126 00:04:39,024 --> 00:04:40,728 - thinking that. - BOB: Mm-hmm. 127 00:04:40,828 --> 00:04:42,699 Okay, yeti hole done. On to the next one. 128 00:04:42,799 --> 00:04:45,036 Wait, Lin, you-you didn't tell me what you got. 129 00:04:45,137 --> 00:04:46,807 - Probably same as you. - Well, I got two. 130 00:04:46,807 --> 00:04:50,413 Yeah, so did I. Plus two. So, four. 131 00:04:50,413 --> 00:04:51,617 I-I don't think you did, but fine. 132 00:04:51,617 --> 00:04:53,854 No, I did. Oh, look at the next hole. 133 00:04:53,954 --> 00:04:57,529 Ooh, army guys being attacked by giant ants. Political. 134 00:04:57,529 --> 00:04:59,498 - Come on. Here we go. - Wait, wait, people. 135 00:04:59,498 --> 00:05:01,570 Seems like we're kind of at the best hole already. 136 00:05:01,670 --> 00:05:05,043 What if we just stayed here and kept the yeti party going? 137 00:05:05,043 --> 00:05:06,647 But what about the rest of the course? 138 00:05:06,747 --> 00:05:08,851 Come on, Mom. This is the kind of thing you can do 139 00:05:08,951 --> 00:05:10,387 when there's no one else here. 140 00:05:10,387 --> 00:05:11,857 I mean, we can do whatever we want. 141 00:05:11,857 --> 00:05:14,395 When else do we get to experience this type of freedom? 142 00:05:14,395 --> 00:05:15,731 Naked Thursdays? 143 00:05:15,731 --> 00:05:17,434 I keep telling you we're not doing those. 144 00:05:17,434 --> 00:05:18,838 You're not doing those. 145 00:05:18,838 --> 00:05:20,808 Anyway, Tina, Gene and I will catch up to you guys. 146 00:05:20,808 --> 00:05:23,814 Go warm up those crazy mystery monsters for us. 147 00:05:23,814 --> 00:05:26,319 As long as we're home when we said we'd be home, I'm good. 148 00:05:26,419 --> 00:05:27,856 All right, fine. But be safe. 149 00:05:27,956 --> 00:05:29,626 Don't hit each other with your putters. 150 00:05:29,626 --> 00:05:31,362 You know that's why my Great Uncle Joe 151 00:05:31,462 --> 00:05:32,732 can't count to more than 15. 152 00:05:32,732 --> 00:05:34,536 Was a putter. In the head. And quitting school. 153 00:05:34,636 --> 00:05:36,405 Okay, see you soon. Family! 154 00:05:36,405 --> 00:05:37,709 - (exclaims) - Sounds good. Love you. 155 00:05:37,809 --> 00:05:40,447 Okay, here's what I'm thinking, guys. 156 00:05:40,447 --> 00:05:42,585 What if we try to get our three balls 157 00:05:42,585 --> 00:05:45,123 into the three tunnels at the exact same time? 158 00:05:45,223 --> 00:05:47,494 yeti gets sweaty because now he's got to do 159 00:05:47,595 --> 00:05:49,900 head-spin, arm flap, and his little dance all at once. 160 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:53,574 Think about it. This is like the next stage of his evolution. 161 00:05:53,674 --> 00:05:55,477 It'd be criminal not to help this yeti 162 00:05:55,578 --> 00:05:57,014 - reach its full potential. - I'm in. 163 00:05:57,014 --> 00:05:59,251 It sounds like important work and a little less walking. 164 00:05:59,351 --> 00:06:01,255 Um, I think I'm gonna just play 165 00:06:01,355 --> 00:06:03,326 the actual game with Mom and Dad. 166 00:06:03,326 --> 00:06:04,863 Ha! You're kidding, right? 167 00:06:04,863 --> 00:06:07,100 Look, you can do whatever it is you want to do here, 168 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:08,303 but I need to stay clean. 169 00:06:08,403 --> 00:06:09,539 Stay clean? 170 00:06:09,639 --> 00:06:10,875 Yes. I want to get permission to go to 171 00:06:10,875 --> 00:06:12,745 Tammy's possible high school boys bonfire party. 172 00:06:12,845 --> 00:06:15,383 You want to do that more than do this cool fun thing 173 00:06:15,483 --> 00:06:16,620 I just made up with the yeti? 174 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:19,191 I mean, is it going to be that fun? 175 00:06:19,191 --> 00:06:20,493 - (gasps) - Oh, my goodness. 176 00:06:20,493 --> 00:06:21,797 Okay, Tina, I think you're having, like, 177 00:06:21,930 --> 00:06:23,934 a "boring" flare-up right now or something. 178 00:06:24,034 --> 00:06:26,540 Or maybe I'm just having a maturity flare-up. 179 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:29,111 And you're having a maturity... flare-down. 180 00:06:29,111 --> 00:06:30,848 - Excuse me? -'Cause you're immature. 181 00:06:30,948 --> 00:06:33,019 Oh, really? Then maybe it's better 182 00:06:33,019 --> 00:06:35,056 if we just don't play together. 183 00:06:35,156 --> 00:06:36,292 Yeah. Maybe it is. 184 00:06:36,392 --> 00:06:38,329 Okay, well, enjoy your dumb game 185 00:06:38,329 --> 00:06:39,933 of regular mini-golf, I guess. 186 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:42,337 Have fun being immature and messing something up, probably. 187 00:06:42,337 --> 00:06:44,408 - We will! - Perfect. 188 00:06:44,676 --> 00:06:46,980 Oof, that was intense. Taquito break? 189 00:06:49,986 --> 00:06:52,892 Tina calling me immature. I'm not immature. 190 00:06:52,892 --> 00:06:54,863 She's the immature dumb-dummy-boob-head. 191 00:06:54,863 --> 00:06:57,334 Yeah, what about wanting to see a yeti 192 00:06:57,434 --> 00:06:59,238 do a funny dance is immature? 193 00:06:59,238 --> 00:07:00,675 We're basically scientists. 194 00:07:00,675 --> 00:07:03,681 (grunts) Little ball, why must you mock me? 195 00:07:03,781 --> 00:07:05,918 Ugh, we wouldn't have needed to find a third ball 196 00:07:05,918 --> 00:07:07,454 if a certain sister wasn't messing everything up. 197 00:07:07,555 --> 00:07:08,991 (grunts) Got it. 198 00:07:08,991 --> 00:07:11,228 You know, I bet once Tina sees how much fun we're having, 199 00:07:11,329 --> 00:07:12,565 she'll come crawling back. 200 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:14,703 I'm already having fun. Although this ground has 201 00:07:14,803 --> 00:07:17,274 a distinct vomit smell that I don't love. 202 00:07:17,374 --> 00:07:19,512 Oh, yeah. All right, let's go. 203 00:07:19,512 --> 00:07:21,182 So, Tina, you didn't want to hang back 204 00:07:21,182 --> 00:07:22,685 with Gene and Louise and the Bigfoot? 205 00:07:22,685 --> 00:07:24,121 Yeah, I guess I'm just a little too mature 206 00:07:24,221 --> 00:07:26,693 for that kind of kid stuff. And, totally hypothetical, 207 00:07:26,693 --> 00:07:30,033 - Yes. Yes... - what's your stance on bonfire beach parties with... 208 00:07:30,133 --> 00:07:31,536 - Yes! Hole in one! - Oh. 209 00:07:31,536 --> 00:07:33,607 I got a hole in one! Ha-ha! 210 00:07:33,607 --> 00:07:35,143 - Um... - Wow, Lin. Good job. 211 00:07:35,243 --> 00:07:36,980 Still behind, but, you know, it helps your score. 212 00:07:36,980 --> 00:07:38,049 A little. Not really. 213 00:07:38,049 --> 00:07:40,053 Hey, I get to ring this bell. 214 00:07:40,153 --> 00:07:42,157 MANAGER (on P. A.): Ha-ho! That's a hole in one! 215 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:44,729 Unless you cheated or you just ring any old bell you see. 216 00:07:44,729 --> 00:07:47,000 - I can't tell from here. - Ha-ha! 217 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,204 Okay, I'm gonna go hit another hole in one. 218 00:07:49,305 --> 00:07:50,841 Um, Tina and I are still on this o... 219 00:07:50,841 --> 00:07:53,112 Oh, you're walking away. That's fine. We'll catch up. 220 00:07:53,112 --> 00:07:56,319 'Cause we're so much quicker than you. N-never mind. 221 00:07:56,987 --> 00:07:59,759 - Damn it. - Seven. Lucky number seven. 222 00:07:59,759 --> 00:08:02,999 You know, the ground here is weird. They need to fix that. 223 00:08:02,999 --> 00:08:05,871 - Damn it. Stupid ground. - Eight. Eight is great. 224 00:08:05,871 --> 00:08:08,677 I guess you're probably not looking to have anyone 225 00:08:08,777 --> 00:08:11,082 ask you any questions about weekend plans right now. 226 00:08:11,082 --> 00:08:12,952 Um, because you're busy being mad at the ground. 227 00:08:12,952 --> 00:08:15,323 - Which makes sense. - What's that, honey? 228 00:08:15,423 --> 00:08:16,526 You wanted to ask me something? 229 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:17,929 - Yeah, um... - Damn! (grunts) 230 00:08:17,929 --> 00:08:19,231 - Oh. No. - Nine. 231 00:08:19,331 --> 00:08:20,467 - You hush. - Is fine. 232 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:22,371 Okay, on three. 233 00:08:22,371 --> 00:08:24,542 One, two, three! 234 00:08:24,542 --> 00:08:26,613 - Ugh. - YETI: Mini-golf, yum! 235 00:08:26,613 --> 00:08:28,717 These dang legs are driving me nuts. 236 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:29,853 'Cause they're gorgeous or 'cause they 237 00:08:29,953 --> 00:08:31,389 - keep getting in the way? - Both. 238 00:08:31,389 --> 00:08:33,727 If Tina wasn't being such a matur-a-nerd, 239 00:08:33,827 --> 00:08:35,296 we'd have three people, one for each hole, 240 00:08:35,296 --> 00:08:37,535 and we wouldn't be having this problem. 241 00:08:37,635 --> 00:08:38,904 Should we give up? Shake the yeti's hand 242 00:08:38,904 --> 00:08:40,373 and hope we can still all be friends? 243 00:08:40,373 --> 00:08:41,877 No. Gene, get your ball. 244 00:08:41,877 --> 00:08:44,949 Get in position, soldier. Get ready to geti this yeti. 245 00:08:44,949 --> 00:08:46,853 ♪ Grab your putter, grab your ball ♪ 246 00:08:46,953 --> 00:08:49,158 ♪ Do it all at Planet Mystery World ♪ 247 00:08:49,158 --> 00:08:51,997 ♪ Grab your putter, grab your ball ♪ 248 00:08:51,997 --> 00:08:54,602 ♪ Do it all at Planet Mystery World ♪ 249 00:08:54,703 --> 00:08:57,040 ♪ Putt, putt, putt, putt, putty, putt-putt, putt-putt ♪ 250 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,877 ♪ Putt, putt, putt, putt, putty, putt-putt ♪ 251 00:08:58,877 --> 00:09:01,048 ♪ Putt, putt, putty, putty, putt-putt ♪ 252 00:09:01,148 --> 00:09:02,952 ♪ Putt-putt, putt, putty, putt-putt. ♪ 253 00:09:03,086 --> 00:09:05,725 Okay, I think if I bank it off the side here, 254 00:09:05,725 --> 00:09:07,562 hard but not too hard, I've got a shot at it. 255 00:09:07,562 --> 00:09:08,831 I think that's the secret to this hole. 256 00:09:08,964 --> 00:09:10,768 That's the secret to this one for sure, I bet. 257 00:09:10,768 --> 00:09:13,674 Lin, I think maybe you're chasing the dragon a little bit. 258 00:09:13,774 --> 00:09:15,511 You don't need to get another hole in one. 259 00:09:15,511 --> 00:09:16,847 At this point, just be happy 260 00:09:16,947 --> 00:09:18,116 to get the ball in the hole at all. 261 00:09:18,116 --> 00:09:20,120 I do need to get another hole in one, Bob. 262 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:22,859 I've tasted it. I can't go back now. You don't know. 263 00:09:22,959 --> 00:09:25,564 Tina, your mom's losing it. But we still love her. 264 00:09:25,698 --> 00:09:28,804 Yeah. And we'd love for her to get another hole in one 265 00:09:28,804 --> 00:09:31,710 so she could be happy and open to talking about stuff. 266 00:09:31,810 --> 00:09:34,816 Like, I don't know, maybe cool bonfire stuff. 267 00:09:34,816 --> 00:09:36,352 - Oh, come on. - Or not. 268 00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:37,789 How did I do it before? 269 00:09:37,789 --> 00:09:39,726 I feel like I had something pure about my swing. 270 00:09:39,726 --> 00:09:41,897 - Now I'm all tight. - You do look a little stiff. 271 00:09:41,897 --> 00:09:44,702 Did you see how when I did it I had this loose motion... 272 00:09:44,803 --> 00:09:46,138 - J... Dut, dut, dut, dut. - Sorry. 273 00:09:46,138 --> 00:09:49,044 That hole in one. It was effortless. So free. 274 00:09:49,144 --> 00:09:51,850 Who was that Linda? I want to be that person again. 275 00:09:51,950 --> 00:09:53,486 Don't beat yourself up, Lin. 276 00:09:53,486 --> 00:09:55,223 We're beating you so badly already. 277 00:09:55,223 --> 00:09:56,425 Tina, what were you saying? 278 00:09:56,425 --> 00:09:57,595 That you wanted to go home 279 00:09:57,695 --> 00:09:58,897 and watch me make Thanksgiving dinner? 280 00:09:58,997 --> 00:10:00,868 Uh, no. I mean, yes, so much. 281 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,872 But, uh, yeah, I was just talking about 282 00:10:02,972 --> 00:10:05,845 a gathering this weekend, with, um, high school boys. 283 00:10:05,845 --> 00:10:07,114 - High school boys? - What? 284 00:10:07,114 --> 00:10:08,917 High school boys? What? (laughs weakly) 285 00:10:08,917 --> 00:10:11,489 No, I was saying, "Hi, school boys." 286 00:10:11,489 --> 00:10:13,894 Um, oh, where'd they go? Uh, thought they were right there. 287 00:10:13,894 --> 00:10:16,900 (chuckles weakly) I'm just gonna, uh, run to the bathroom. 288 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,102 I'll-I'll meet you guys at the next hole. 289 00:10:18,102 --> 00:10:19,873 Damn it! Bob, let me try your putter. 290 00:10:19,973 --> 00:10:22,377 - And your ball. Don't look at me. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 291 00:10:23,179 --> 00:10:24,883 - Ugh! Is it too much to ask - YETI: Mini-golf, yum! 292 00:10:24,983 --> 00:10:27,020 to get all three balls in at the same time 293 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:29,526 to see a yeti do a bunch of crazy stuff? 294 00:10:29,626 --> 00:10:31,262 - Who said that-- Lincoln? - Hmm. 295 00:10:31,262 --> 00:10:34,334 It'd be easier if we could get those legs to stop moving. 296 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:36,338 That's what they said about that Road Runner. 297 00:10:36,338 --> 00:10:38,075 What if we stick a putter in there? 298 00:10:38,075 --> 00:10:39,178 That could work, right? 299 00:10:39,178 --> 00:10:40,748 They shouldn't have given us putters if they 300 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:42,017 didn't want us to stick them places. 301 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,620 Yeah. Now we won't need Tina at all. 302 00:10:43,620 --> 00:10:45,891 So, if she just never wants to play with us again, 303 00:10:45,891 --> 00:10:48,797 I guess that'd be... (scoffs) totally fine. 304 00:10:48,897 --> 00:10:50,133 There's the Thanksgiving spirit. 305 00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:52,137 I'll stick the putter in, we'll roll the balls, 306 00:10:52,137 --> 00:10:54,007 and then I'll pull it out before it starts to dance. 307 00:10:54,007 --> 00:10:55,911 And then our lives change forever 308 00:10:55,911 --> 00:10:57,582 - and we never look back. - (grunts) 309 00:10:57,682 --> 00:10:59,519 Okay, let's get into position. 310 00:10:59,519 --> 00:11:00,621 Aye aye. 311 00:11:00,621 --> 00:11:03,259 Ready? Roll! 312 00:11:03,259 --> 00:11:04,596 - Mini-golf, yum! - Yes! 313 00:11:04,696 --> 00:11:06,031 Oh, wait, crap-- the putter. 314 00:11:06,131 --> 00:11:07,367 Yum... Yum! 315 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,937 - Yum. Yum, yum! - Oh, oh, oh, oh! 316 00:11:09,071 --> 00:11:10,875 Gene, a little help? Gene, a little help! 317 00:11:10,975 --> 00:11:11,610 Uh... 318 00:11:11,610 --> 00:11:13,780 - (gasps) - Oh, no. 319 00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:15,985 You can barely tell. 320 00:11:19,024 --> 00:11:21,663 Okay, looking good. Dang it! 321 00:11:21,763 --> 00:11:22,832 Why do they have to make these things 322 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,101 so darn easy to break 323 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:25,838 when you shove a metal object in them? 324 00:11:25,838 --> 00:11:28,242 Oh, God. I don't want to go to mini-golf jail. 325 00:11:28,342 --> 00:11:31,583 I bet the cells are diabolical little worlds unto themselves. 326 00:11:31,716 --> 00:11:33,185 With Astroturf everywhere. 327 00:11:33,185 --> 00:11:35,423 Oh, this day could not get any worse. 328 00:11:35,524 --> 00:11:36,860 Whose idea was it to go mini-golfing 329 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:38,429 on Thanksgiving, anyway? 330 00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:40,968 Wait, what if we sort of wedge it in here? 331 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:43,439 Aah! Yeti, why can't you hold yourself together? 332 00:11:43,540 --> 00:11:45,678 - You're better than this. - Ugh. Well, 333 00:11:45,678 --> 00:11:47,080 Tina will be thrilled. She said 334 00:11:47,180 --> 00:11:48,784 we were gonna break something, and now she's right 335 00:11:48,784 --> 00:11:50,888 and I hate when I'm not the one who's right. 336 00:11:50,888 --> 00:11:52,424 Maybe we make a sign that says 337 00:11:52,424 --> 00:11:55,731 "Out of order, but not because two great kids broke it." 338 00:11:55,831 --> 00:11:56,900 Oh, crap, it's Tina. Quick, 339 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,770 make the legs look not broken. 340 00:11:59,572 --> 00:12:01,041 Oh, hey, you. 341 00:12:01,141 --> 00:12:03,513 - Hey. Just going to the bathroom. - Great. Great. Love it. 342 00:12:03,647 --> 00:12:05,316 Don't make the same mistake I did and assume that outhouse 343 00:12:05,316 --> 00:12:07,120 over there with a wolfman peeking out of it 344 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:10,460 is fully functional, because it is not. 345 00:12:10,561 --> 00:12:12,632 (forced laugh) 346 00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:13,934 How's your yeti game going? 347 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:16,005 Uh, amazing, actually. (chuckles) 348 00:12:16,105 --> 00:12:18,543 Really, really fun. And amazing. And great. 349 00:12:18,644 --> 00:12:21,816 - All of those things. - We're just taking a little break. 350 00:12:21,816 --> 00:12:23,787 Because it's so fun. Actually, you know... 351 00:12:23,787 --> 00:12:25,156 (scoffs) exhausting. 352 00:12:25,290 --> 00:12:28,730 From the hooting and the hollering. Just got to recharge. 353 00:12:28,730 --> 00:12:29,999 Wait, is something wrong with the legs? 354 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,402 You mean, why do they look perfect? 355 00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:33,707 Aren't they supposed to be moving? Are they broken? 356 00:12:33,707 --> 00:12:35,176 - Did you break them? - What? No. 357 00:12:35,176 --> 00:12:37,147 Well, it looks like you're holding them up. 358 00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:39,451 Holding them up is part of the game? 359 00:12:39,451 --> 00:12:40,320 Oops. We lost. 360 00:12:40,453 --> 00:12:42,157 I knew it. I knew you would break something 361 00:12:42,157 --> 00:12:43,927 doing whatever it is you were doing over here. 362 00:12:44,027 --> 00:12:46,666 Well, I'd rather have fun and be immature 363 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,969 and accidentally break something 364 00:12:48,069 --> 00:12:49,939 than be a "too grown up to hang out 365 00:12:50,039 --> 00:12:51,141 "with her super cool siblings 366 00:12:51,141 --> 00:12:53,245 who invent life-changing games" person. 367 00:12:53,245 --> 00:12:55,651 Okay. I'm just gonna pretend I didn't see it 368 00:12:55,751 --> 00:12:57,020 and go back to Mom and Dad. 369 00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:59,024 Well, go to the bathroom first, obviously, 370 00:12:59,124 --> 00:13:01,362 but then back to them. So, good luck with this. 371 00:13:01,462 --> 00:13:04,134 Yeah, just go pee. Or poop. Whatever you're gonna do. 372 00:13:04,134 --> 00:13:06,973 - It's pee. Number one. - We know what number pee is. 373 00:13:06,973 --> 00:13:10,046 So, Mexico? You, me and the legs? On the run? 374 00:13:10,146 --> 00:13:12,785 We try to stay one step ahead of the federales? 375 00:13:12,785 --> 00:13:14,388 Maybe we end up learning a thing or two? 376 00:13:14,388 --> 00:13:16,358 About life? About ourselves? 377 00:13:16,358 --> 00:13:17,093 (sighs) 378 00:13:17,093 --> 00:13:20,133 Come on. You got this, Linda. 379 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:21,670 Clear your mind. 380 00:13:21,770 --> 00:13:22,972 Nothing in there at all. 381 00:13:23,072 --> 00:13:24,942 - Bob, don't breathe. -'Kay. 382 00:13:24,942 --> 00:13:27,213 Aah! You know what it is? 383 00:13:27,213 --> 00:13:29,351 It's those aliens eating pizza. They're distracting me. 384 00:13:29,451 --> 00:13:31,956 Really? They didn't distract me. I like them. 385 00:13:32,057 --> 00:13:33,292 They're interested in our culture. 386 00:13:33,292 --> 00:13:35,229 They're not interested in anyone but themselves. 387 00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:38,302 Linda, I'm a little scared to talk to you right now, 388 00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:40,039 but, um, we lost our kids. 389 00:13:40,039 --> 00:13:41,943 And now we're just two middle-aged people 390 00:13:41,943 --> 00:13:43,880 playing mini-golf on Thanksgiving. 391 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,517 One normal, and one... you. 392 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:48,857 So, how about we just call it, find the kids, and go? 393 00:13:48,857 --> 00:13:50,326 And then I can cook dinner. 394 00:13:50,326 --> 00:13:51,863 And we could possibly never do this again. 395 00:13:51,963 --> 00:13:53,533 Bob, I need this. And I'm going to get 396 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,105 another hole in one and as soon as I do, we can go. 397 00:13:56,105 --> 00:13:57,842 Also, we're not playing by ourselves. 398 00:13:57,942 --> 00:13:58,944 Tina still likes us. 399 00:13:59,077 --> 00:14:00,814 She's just in the bathroom. 400 00:14:00,914 --> 00:14:03,052 Oh, crumb bums! This is your fault. 401 00:14:03,052 --> 00:14:05,758 - I miss Tina. - And your fault, other alien. 402 00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:07,260 So smug. 403 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:10,233 - Ugh, poor, dumb mini-golf goofs. - (both grunting) 404 00:14:10,233 --> 00:14:12,137 Nope, nope. Going back to Mom and Dad. 405 00:14:12,137 --> 00:14:13,339 Not gonna get involved in this. 406 00:14:13,339 --> 00:14:15,109 I've got a teen party on the line. 407 00:14:15,109 --> 00:14:17,380 Oh, crap. The manager. He's gonna see them. 408 00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:18,382 Uh... 409 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:21,556 Oh, um, uh, excuse me, mister, uh, mini-manager. 410 00:14:21,656 --> 00:14:24,829 That's my name, ha-ha. No, it's not. It-it's Michael. 411 00:14:24,829 --> 00:14:26,699 - Uh, what can I do for you? - Uh, I'm... I was just 412 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,670 wondering, um, could you tell me 413 00:14:28,670 --> 00:14:30,139 what's the story behind... that? 414 00:14:30,273 --> 00:14:33,112 - And keep looking this way while you do it? - Oh, that? 415 00:14:33,212 --> 00:14:34,615 I had it made for my wife 416 00:14:34,615 --> 00:14:36,185 for our tenth wedding anniversary. 417 00:14:36,285 --> 00:14:38,222 She didn't want it in the house, so I brought it out here. 418 00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:42,531 Wow. That's really, really great and interesting. 419 00:14:42,531 --> 00:14:45,036 Yeah, turns out her and I have very different ideas 420 00:14:45,136 --> 00:14:47,307 about what makes a great gift, apparently. 421 00:14:47,307 --> 00:14:49,177 - Uh-huh. - Oh, that reminds me. 422 00:14:49,177 --> 00:14:51,281 I got to go wipe the bird poop off the mermaid sculpture. 423 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:54,054 I made a promise to her years ago and I'm keeping it. 424 00:14:54,054 --> 00:14:55,389 The mermaid, not my wife. But my wife 425 00:14:55,389 --> 00:14:57,260 and the mermaid are friends, so it's fine. 426 00:14:57,260 --> 00:14:59,164 Yeah, you should definitely go in that direction 427 00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:01,301 and do that right away. And, uh, take your time. 428 00:15:01,402 --> 00:15:03,807 (chuckles weakly) Okay, I'm done helping. 429 00:15:03,907 --> 00:15:06,011 (groans) Fine, still helping. 430 00:15:06,011 --> 00:15:07,480 This is so stupid. 431 00:15:07,581 --> 00:15:09,151 Are we gonna have to hold these dumb legs up 432 00:15:09,151 --> 00:15:10,654 for the rest of our lives? 433 00:15:10,654 --> 00:15:12,725 I'm sick of holding up my own legs. 434 00:15:12,725 --> 00:15:14,227 Ugh, let's put them down. 435 00:15:14,327 --> 00:15:16,398 Gene, I don't think we have any other choice. 436 00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:17,768 We're just gonna have to 437 00:15:17,868 --> 00:15:20,072 go and tell Mom and Dad that we broke the yeti. 438 00:15:20,206 --> 00:15:21,910 And then Tina will say, "I told you so" 439 00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:23,345 and then we'll go to mini-golf jail 440 00:15:23,345 --> 00:15:25,416 and probably have to make mini license plates. 441 00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:26,953 Do you think we'll still be allowed 442 00:15:27,086 --> 00:15:28,055 to have Thanksgiving dinner tonight 443 00:15:28,055 --> 00:15:29,491 before the cops take us away? 444 00:15:29,592 --> 00:15:32,798 Maybe Mom will pack us a little jail turkey or something. 445 00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:33,900 - Oh, God. - Guys, wait. 446 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:34,969 What do you want, Tina? 447 00:15:35,069 --> 00:15:36,238 Yes, we broke this thing 448 00:15:36,238 --> 00:15:38,042 and now we're gonna get into huge trouble. 449 00:15:38,042 --> 00:15:39,311 You were right, we were dumb. Happy? 450 00:15:39,311 --> 00:15:41,315 No. Listen, don't tell Mom and Dad anything. 451 00:15:41,415 --> 00:15:44,154 What? We have to. There's no way to fix that yeti. 452 00:15:44,154 --> 00:15:46,492 Turns out we're not the savvy mechanical engineers 453 00:15:46,492 --> 00:15:49,030 - I assumed we were. - We've leaned it, tilted it, 454 00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:50,968 and leaned it again. What else is there? 455 00:15:51,068 --> 00:15:52,470 And don't say leaning. We've tried that. 456 00:15:52,470 --> 00:15:54,709 We need something to replace this broken rod in here 457 00:15:54,809 --> 00:15:56,913 that the legs rest on like, um... 458 00:15:56,913 --> 00:15:58,382 oh, this. 459 00:15:58,382 --> 00:16:00,687 That tiny pencil? But it's so wee. 460 00:16:00,687 --> 00:16:02,157 No, we get a whole bunch of them. 461 00:16:02,257 --> 00:16:03,894 Oh, my God, Tina, you're a genius. 462 00:16:03,894 --> 00:16:05,429 Gene, pencils. Quick, let's go. 463 00:16:05,429 --> 00:16:08,503 I've never run towards a pencil in my life, but okay! 464 00:16:11,576 --> 00:16:14,247 - Okay, here's the goods. - And I kept one for myself 465 00:16:14,247 --> 00:16:16,285 to put behind my ear like an old-timey newspaper man. 466 00:16:16,285 --> 00:16:18,690 Great. So, I'm gonna jam a bunch of pencils 467 00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,761 into this gear thing until it works again. Fingers crossed. 468 00:16:20,861 --> 00:16:21,763 Oh, God. 469 00:16:21,863 --> 00:16:23,098 I love it. 470 00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:25,002 Are you sure you're not moonlighting for NASA? 471 00:16:25,002 --> 00:16:26,706 You can tell us, we're cool. 472 00:16:26,706 --> 00:16:29,812 Nice. Got it in two. Two for Bob. 473 00:16:29,812 --> 00:16:31,281 Yeah, yeah, Tommy Two-Strokes. 474 00:16:31,415 --> 00:16:33,452 Get ready for Linda Look-at-my-Hole-in-One. 475 00:16:33,587 --> 00:16:34,755 Just as long as you don't 476 00:16:34,755 --> 00:16:36,291 permanently change your name to that. 477 00:16:36,391 --> 00:16:39,565 Okay. Feeling really, really good about this one. 478 00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:41,068 No! I-I... 479 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,272 I hit it by accident. Redo, redo. 480 00:16:43,272 --> 00:16:45,309 Okay, I'll just put a little asterisk 481 00:16:45,409 --> 00:16:47,781 on the scorecard and write "redo". 482 00:16:47,781 --> 00:16:49,184 But go ahead and start again. 483 00:16:49,284 --> 00:16:51,421 I will. And if I get it in one, it counts as one. 484 00:16:51,523 --> 00:16:53,158 Yup. Just gonna put that asterisk. 485 00:16:53,158 --> 00:16:55,697 We're doing everything we can. Stay calm. 486 00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:58,135 - You're gonna dance again. Oh, how you'll dance. - (bell rings) 487 00:16:58,135 --> 00:16:59,639 MICHAEL: Ooh! More customers. 488 00:16:59,639 --> 00:17:01,843 Thanksgiving mini-golf is officially happening. 489 00:17:01,843 --> 00:17:04,414 Oh, crap. More people showed up. We got to fix this quick. 490 00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:06,151 - MICHAEL: Welcome, welcome! - Hide. 491 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,855 Planet Mystery World at your service. 492 00:17:07,855 --> 00:17:09,057 I'm coming right over. 493 00:17:09,057 --> 00:17:10,961 - LOUISE: Hurry, Tina. - I know, I know. 494 00:17:10,961 --> 00:17:12,998 GENE: Push in those pencils, pencil pusher. 495 00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,602 It's the final hole. 496 00:17:14,602 --> 00:17:16,004 This is my last chance. 497 00:17:16,104 --> 00:17:18,643 The power is inside you, Linda. Find that power again. 498 00:17:18,643 --> 00:17:21,081 Shoot, did I take the butter out of the fridge before we left? 499 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,018 - Bob! Putting! - Sorry. 500 00:17:23,018 --> 00:17:24,655 Yes, yes, yes. 501 00:17:24,655 --> 00:17:27,460 No. No. Are you kidding me?! 502 00:17:27,561 --> 00:17:30,734 - (grumbling, moaning) - You're still a wonderful person, Lin. 503 00:17:30,734 --> 00:17:32,403 Don't let mini-golf destroy you. 504 00:17:32,403 --> 00:17:35,343 Hey, you got a hole in one in life? 505 00:17:35,343 --> 00:17:37,948 - And at the fourth hole. - And at the fourth hole. 506 00:17:38,048 --> 00:17:39,417 Which I will remember forever. 507 00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:42,658 Yes. Can we go home now so I can finally make dinner? 508 00:17:42,758 --> 00:17:44,160 - And have wine? - And have wine. 509 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,496 All right! Let's get the kids 510 00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,333 - and get the hell out of here! - Oh, thank God. 511 00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:50,507 M'kay, this seems like the right amount of pencils, 512 00:17:50,607 --> 00:17:53,379 because that's all we had. Let's put the legs on. 513 00:17:53,479 --> 00:17:54,447 (all grunting) 514 00:17:54,447 --> 00:17:56,285 LINDA: Hey, kids, wherever you are! 515 00:17:56,385 --> 00:17:57,487 It's time to go home and eat. 516 00:17:57,588 --> 00:17:59,825 Okay, great. Quick, quick, quick. 517 00:17:59,825 --> 00:18:01,194 And don't bother asking about the score 518 00:18:01,295 --> 00:18:02,463 because I threw out the scorecard 519 00:18:02,463 --> 00:18:03,800 and it doesn't matter, no one cares. 520 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,236 My score was really good, though. 521 00:18:05,236 --> 00:18:06,873 - Just saying. - No. 522 00:18:06,873 --> 00:18:08,208 Please let this work. 523 00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:09,845 Legs, don't fail us now. 524 00:18:09,946 --> 00:18:14,387 Okay, let's slowly let go and step back 525 00:18:14,387 --> 00:18:16,559 and act like everything we're doing right now 526 00:18:16,559 --> 00:18:17,695 is totally natural. 527 00:18:17,795 --> 00:18:20,399 Yes! I mean, yeah, this is how his legs work. 528 00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:23,540 And this is how I stand when I'm being super normal. 529 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:27,180 Okay, let's wrap it up so we can head back home to Turkey Town. 530 00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:28,482 Where we belong. 531 00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:29,852 - Ready. - Sounds good. - Yep, yep. 532 00:18:29,852 --> 00:18:30,887 I want to go do the yeti! 533 00:18:31,054 --> 00:18:33,492 Okay, okay, slow down. (chuckles) She loves the yeti. 534 00:18:33,492 --> 00:18:35,831 What's not to love? Great hole. Great yeti. 535 00:18:35,831 --> 00:18:36,766 Yup, yup. 536 00:18:36,766 --> 00:18:38,770 - YETI: Mini-golf, yum! - (metal clanking) 537 00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:40,339 - GIRL: Oh, no! - (gasping) 538 00:18:40,339 --> 00:18:41,643 MOTHER: Oh, God. Is that supposed to happen? 539 00:18:41,643 --> 00:18:44,515 Uh, and we're walking to the car... 540 00:18:44,615 --> 00:18:45,684 (sighs) No, wait. 541 00:18:45,784 --> 00:18:49,725 Mom, Dad, Gene and I have to tell you something. 542 00:18:49,725 --> 00:18:52,665 When I said we'd pay for it I was really hoping 543 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,904 he would say, "That's okay." But now we're paying for it. 544 00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,407 The kids are paying for it. 545 00:18:57,508 --> 00:18:59,377 Right, but that means we have to start paying them 546 00:18:59,477 --> 00:19:01,849 so they can pay us. So, really, we're paying. 547 00:19:01,983 --> 00:19:03,485 - Well, they're grounded. - And banned. 548 00:19:03,485 --> 00:19:05,189 Banned from a mini-golf course. 549 00:19:05,189 --> 00:19:07,661 - (scoffs) - Should we leave them somewhere? 550 00:19:07,661 --> 00:19:09,431 Yeah, I'll keep an eye out for a good spot. 551 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,403 I'd just like to mention again how sorry we are. 552 00:19:12,538 --> 00:19:15,944 And how Thanksgiving is a time of forgiveness. 553 00:19:15,944 --> 00:19:17,514 And also, Tina was right. 554 00:19:17,514 --> 00:19:19,451 Gene and I shouldn't have been messing with the legs. 555 00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,889 It was an accident and it could've happened to anyone. 556 00:19:21,889 --> 00:19:22,825 I mean, dancing yetis? 557 00:19:22,925 --> 00:19:24,528 A lot of moving parts. A lot that can go wrong. 558 00:19:24,528 --> 00:19:26,331 - Yeah, I guess that's true. - Yeah, maybe. 559 00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:30,272 - Thanks, T. - Dancing yetis is what I'm gonna call my S-Corp. 560 00:19:30,272 --> 00:19:32,644 There you are. You look amazing. 561 00:19:32,644 --> 00:19:34,548 I missed you so much while I was at mini-golf. 562 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,586 (high-pitched): You played mini-golf without me? 563 00:19:36,686 --> 00:19:38,590 (normal voice): Wait, you like mini-golf? 564 00:19:38,690 --> 00:19:40,694 (high-pitched): Of course I like mini-golf. I'm a turkey. 565 00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:42,865 (normal voice): Right, right, sorry. I'll-I'll take you next time? 566 00:19:42,865 --> 00:19:44,635 - (high-pitched): Good. - Next year, I'm just gonna 567 00:19:44,735 --> 00:19:46,773 sit on the couch, have some wine, not shower 568 00:19:46,873 --> 00:19:49,244 and watch the parade on TV like a normal person. 569 00:19:49,244 --> 00:19:50,514 Happy Thanksgiving, Bob. 570 00:19:50,614 --> 00:19:52,383 (normal voice): Happy Thanksgiving, Lin. 571 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:53,385 Mwah. 572 00:19:53,385 --> 00:19:55,022 Ooh, you already have mashed potatoes 573 00:19:55,022 --> 00:19:56,058 in your mustache, somehow. 574 00:19:56,158 --> 00:19:57,060 Oh, God, I do. 575 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,462 - Ha! Mash-stache. - Mm. 576 00:19:58,462 --> 00:20:00,299 Sorry we got you grounded 577 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:02,170 and you have to miss the party, Tina. 578 00:20:02,170 --> 00:20:03,573 With the high school boys farting 579 00:20:03,573 --> 00:20:05,409 their high school farts all over the beach. 580 00:20:05,409 --> 00:20:08,015 Yeah. But there will be other high school boys parties. 581 00:20:08,015 --> 00:20:09,350 In high school, I'm assuming? 582 00:20:09,451 --> 00:20:12,256 Hey, um, also sorry for, uh, 583 00:20:12,356 --> 00:20:14,394 sort of being jerky earlier. 584 00:20:14,494 --> 00:20:16,298 And for calling you a dumb-dummy-boob-head. 585 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,333 You called me that? 586 00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:18,803 Not to your face, but yeah. 587 00:20:18,903 --> 00:20:21,241 I'm sorry too. I was a little on a high horse today. 588 00:20:21,341 --> 00:20:23,312 And not just 'cause of that one hole we played that 589 00:20:23,312 --> 00:20:25,116 had that really big horse being ridden 590 00:20:25,216 --> 00:20:26,218 by another smaller horse. 591 00:20:26,218 --> 00:20:27,721 You were kind of amazing today. 592 00:20:27,721 --> 00:20:30,326 I mean, it didn't work for long. But it worked for a minute. 593 00:20:30,326 --> 00:20:33,132 Thanks. And, hey, it was pretty mature of you 594 00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:34,300 to tell Mom and Dad the truth. 595 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,506 We're grown-up folk now. I drink seltzer. 596 00:20:36,606 --> 00:20:38,242 Louise, I know we're not always going to want 597 00:20:38,342 --> 00:20:40,981 to do the same things, but I'll always have your back. 598 00:20:40,981 --> 00:20:43,653 - Same here. - And I've got all your backs, too. 599 00:20:43,653 --> 00:20:46,425 I'll never put anything ahead of my sisters. 600 00:20:46,526 --> 00:20:47,694 - BOB: Kids. Dinner. - Turkey! 601 00:20:47,694 --> 00:20:49,397 - Get out of my way! - TINA: Hey. Ow! 602 00:20:49,397 --> 00:20:50,667 - LOUISE: Gene, watch it! - (Gene babbling) 603 00:20:50,767 --> 00:20:52,538 LOUISE: ♪ Three, two, one, roll ♪ 604 00:20:52,538 --> 00:20:53,907 ♪ With just one goal ♪ 605 00:20:53,907 --> 00:20:55,242 ♪ Got to get it just right ♪ 606 00:20:55,242 --> 00:20:56,512 ♪ To make the yeti go ♪ 607 00:20:56,512 --> 00:20:57,881 ♪ Head spin, arm flaps ♪ 608 00:20:57,981 --> 00:20:59,284 ♪ Legs do their tippy-tap ♪ 609 00:20:59,284 --> 00:21:00,453 ♪ All at once is a vision ♪ 610 00:21:00,453 --> 00:21:01,856 ♪ But only with precision ♪ 611 00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:03,860 ♪ Three, two, one, roll, just one goal ♪ 612 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,364 ♪ Got to get it just right to make the yeti go ♪ 613 00:21:06,364 --> 00:21:08,368 - ♪ Sometimes the legs fall off ♪ - ♪ Say what? ♪ 614 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,774 ♪ But then Tina comes and saves your butt ♪ 615 00:21:10,774 --> 00:21:12,410 - YETI: ♪ Mini-golf, yum! ♪ - LOUISE: ♪ Three, two, one, roll ♪ 616 00:21:12,511 --> 00:21:14,882 ♪ With just one goal ♪ 617 00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:17,487 - ♪ Got to get it just right to make the yeti ♪ - TINA/GENE: ♪ Yeti go ♪ 618 00:21:17,588 --> 00:21:20,292 - ♪ Three, two, one, roll ♪ - YETI: ♪ Mini-golf, yum! ♪ 619 00:21:20,392 --> 00:21:23,465 - ♪ Y-Yum, y-yum ♪ - ♪ Mini-golf, yum! ♪ 620 00:21:23,566 --> 00:21:24,668 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 621 00:21:24,768 --> 00:21:25,937 and TOYOTA. 622 00:21:25,987 --> 00:21:30,537 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 49339

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