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TINA:
Hey.
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Mm. Hey. Mm. Hey?
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Uh, Tina, do you have
a fly in your hair?
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And are you high-fiving it?
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No, I was trying to figure
out a more mature look.
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I mean, you smell mature.
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Tammy's having
a post-Thanksgiving
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bonfire beach party on Saturday,
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and rumor has it that
her older cousin is coming
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and she's bringing boys
from her high school.
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Whoa, real-life high school
teens? In the wild?
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- With their iPods and goatees?
- Yes.
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And that's why I have to
look extra mature.
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Which I hope this is.
Or this?
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You should wear a business suit
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and tell everyone
you're on a conference call.
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Do Mom and Dad know about this
mature older teen people party?
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Well, I'm kind of waiting
for the perfect moment
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to ask them permission.
I tried when Mom was asleep,
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but I'm not sure
it really counted as asking.
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That's how Dad proposed.
I assume.
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Lot of Thanksgiving food
in here, Bob.
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We're just one family, right?
(short chuckle) God.
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It's exactly
the right amount, Lin.
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Are you worried about
the meal being too amazing?
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I just can't find the milk.
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Do you think
the turkey drank it?
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If it did, that's fine.
It's allowed to do
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- whatever it wants in there.
- Oh!
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Found it. I don't know how
we're getting it back in there,
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so we got to finish this.
Oh, look,
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that coupon for the mini-golf
place expires today.
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We meant to take the kids
all summer and never did.
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Oh, well. It's into the trash
for you, little coupon thingy.
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- Zoom. Poop.
- Mother. Father.
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Thanksgiving, huh?
Did I RSVP yet?
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I mean, we were hoping
you could make it.
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Speaking of RSVP'ing, there's
something coming up this weekend
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- that I would like to ask...
- Wait, what's happening here?
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- Um... um...
- Don't throw that out. That's a 50% off
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Mystery Planet World
mini-golf coupon.
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That's the most
valuable thing we own.
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I know, hon,
but it expires today. Sorry.
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We'll do something fun
one day, I promise.
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But giant centipedes?
This tentacle thing?
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Rudy says this dancing yeti
is amazing. We have to go.
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What if we went right now?
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Nothing big's happening today.
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I know you're kidding.
You're kidding, right?
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Think about it.
Going on Thanksgiving means
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not many people will be there.
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Yeah, because it's cold outside
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and people are at home
doing a much better thing.
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Dad. We could potentially have
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an entire mini-golf course
to ourselves,
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like it's ours,
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like we're a bunch of
mini madcap millionaires
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running around at
our private mini-golf estate.
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I think that was an episode
of Succession.
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I mean, we could go for a
little bit and then come back
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and you'd still have plenty
of time to stick the turkey
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in the oven when we got home.
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I don't just stick the turkey
in the oven, Lin.
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- Yeah. First you kiss
it all over. - Gene.
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Wait, they have a snack bar?
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With taquitos? Get me in there!
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No. No taquitos.
If you ate taquitos,
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- you wouldn't have
any room for dinner. - I will make room.
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Tina, what do you say--
Thanksgiving mini-golf?
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Uh, I mean,
only if Mom and Dad want to.
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I just respect
them both so much.
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Well, it could be a sort of fun
Thanksgiving family thing to do.
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Ooh, I could
sneak wine in a thermos.
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No, no. I won't do that.
Maybe. I don't know.
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- Please?
- Please?
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Fine, as long as we go
for, like, 20 minutes,
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and then come right back home
so I can cook.
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Between 20 and 95 minutes.
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- Okay, yeah.
- Yay! - Yay!
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Let me just say goodbye
to the turkey.
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LOUISE:
Yes! Look how empty the parking lot is.
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That's a good sign, right?
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BOB:
Yeah, like, maybe it's closed?
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- LOUISE: Dad. No.
- BOB: Sorry.
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Come on, come on,
come on, come on!
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I'm not gonna run, but trust
me, I am very excited.
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(gasps)
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This is my new home.
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Oh, people. Welcome.
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- Hi.
- Every year I stay open, thinking
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mini-golf on Thanksgiving
will become a thing,
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like going to the movies
on Christmas
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or bowling on Mother's Day.
And then I wait and wait,
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and just as I'm about
to give up, someone comes.
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And it's us.
Happy Thanksgiving.
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Oh, great, the one family
that comes today has a coupon.
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That's great.
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Yeah, sorry. Coupon.
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Excuse me, I'm wondering where
the snack bar is located.
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And are your taquitos
locally sourced?
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- Gene.
- Here's your putters, golf balls,
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scorecard, and your
little pencils.
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And remember,
here at Planet Mystery World,
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your balls won't know
what hit 'em.
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- Love it.
- Okay.
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All right, yeti,
time to eat some spaghetti.
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Your little dancing legs
aren't gonna stop me twice.
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Wait, this is your
third putt though, right?
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Shush, shush, shush.
(grunts)
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Yes! There it is.
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YETI:
Mini-golf, yum!
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Now your ball can be friends
with all our balls
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that have been on that side,
waiting patiently.
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I still don't understand
why the yeti
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says, "Mini-golf, yum."
He's not eating the balls.
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They're basically going
between his legs.
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Because he's
the full package, Dad.
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When you putt through there,
his legs go superfast.
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When you putt through there,
that gets his arms going.
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And when you putt
through there, his head spins.
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And no matter what hole
you get it through,
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he says, "Mini-golf, yum"
because he's a gentleman.
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Geez, wouldn't it be great
to see him do all that stuff
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at the same time?
I know we're all
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- thinking that.
- BOB: Mm-hmm.
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Okay, yeti hole done.
On to the next one.
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Wait, Lin, you-you didn't
tell me what you got.
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- Probably same as you.
- Well, I got two.
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Yeah, so did I.
Plus two. So, four.
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I-I don't think you did,
but fine.
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No, I did.
Oh, look at the next hole.
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Ooh, army guys being attacked
by giant ants. Political.
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- Come on. Here we go.
- Wait, wait, people.
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Seems like we're kind of
at the best hole already.
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What if we just stayed here
and kept the yeti party going?
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But what about
the rest of the course?
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Come on, Mom. This is
the kind of thing you can do
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when there's no one else here.
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I mean, we can do
whatever we want.
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When else do we get to
experience this type of freedom?
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Naked Thursdays?
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I keep telling you
we're not doing those.
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You're not doing those.
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Anyway, Tina, Gene and I
will catch up to you guys.
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Go warm up those crazy
mystery monsters for us.
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As long as we're home when
we said we'd be home, I'm good.
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All right, fine.
But be safe.
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Don't hit each other
with your putters.
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You know that's why
my Great Uncle Joe
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can't count to more than 15.
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Was a putter. In the head.
And quitting school.
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Okay, see you soon.
Family!
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- (exclaims)
- Sounds good. Love you.
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Okay, here's what
I'm thinking, guys.
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What if we try to get
our three balls
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into the three tunnels
at the exact same time?
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yeti gets sweaty
because now he's got to do
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head-spin, arm flap, and
his little dance all at once.
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Think about it. This is like
the next stage of his evolution.
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It'd be criminal
not to help this yeti
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- reach its full potential.
- I'm in.
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It sounds like important work
and a little less walking.
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Um, I think I'm gonna just play
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the actual game
with Mom and Dad.
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Ha!
You're kidding, right?
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Look, you can do whatever it is
you want to do here,
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but I need to stay clean.
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Stay clean?
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Yes. I want to get permission
to go to
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Tammy's possible
high school boys bonfire party.
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You want to do that more
than do this cool fun thing
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I just made up with the yeti?
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I mean, is it going
to be that fun?
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- (gasps)
- Oh, my goodness.
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Okay, Tina, I think
you're having, like,
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a "boring" flare-up
right now or something.
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Or maybe I'm just
having a maturity flare-up.
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And you're having
a maturity... flare-down.
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- Excuse me?
-'Cause you're immature.
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Oh, really?
Then maybe it's better
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if we just don't play together.
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Yeah. Maybe it is.
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Okay, well, enjoy your dumb game
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of regular mini-golf, I guess.
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Have fun being immature and
messing something up, probably.
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- We will!
- Perfect.
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Oof, that was intense.
Taquito break?
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Tina calling me immature.
I'm not immature.
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She's the immature
dumb-dummy-boob-head.
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Yeah, what about
wanting to see a yeti
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do a funny dance is immature?
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We're basically scientists.
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(grunts) Little ball,
why must you mock me?
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Ugh, we wouldn't have needed
to find a third ball
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if a certain sister wasn't
messing everything up.
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(grunts) Got it.
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You know, I bet once Tina
sees how much fun we're having,
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she'll come crawling back.
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I'm already having fun.
Although this ground has
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a distinct vomit smell
that I don't love.
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Oh, yeah.
All right, let's go.
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So, Tina, you didn't
want to hang back
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with Gene and Louise
and the Bigfoot?
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Yeah, I guess I'm just
a little too mature
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for that kind of kid stuff.
And, totally hypothetical,
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- Yes. Yes...
- what's your stance on bonfire beach parties with...
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- Yes! Hole in one!
- Oh.
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I got a hole in one!
Ha-ha!
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- Um...
- Wow, Lin. Good job.
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Still behind, but, you know,
it helps your score.
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A little.
Not really.
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Hey, I get to ring this bell.
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MANAGER (on P. A.):
Ha-ho! That's a hole in one!
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Unless you cheated or you just
ring any old bell you see.
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- I can't tell from here.
- Ha-ha!
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Okay, I'm gonna go
hit another hole in one.
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Um, Tina and I
are still on this o...
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Oh, you're walking away.
That's fine. We'll catch up.
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'Cause we're so much quicker
than you. N-never mind.
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- Damn it.
- Seven. Lucky number seven.
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You know, the ground here
is weird. They need to fix that.
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- Damn it. Stupid ground.
- Eight. Eight is great.
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I guess you're probably not
looking to have anyone
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ask you any questions about
weekend plans right now.
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Um, because you're busy
being mad at the ground.
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- Which makes sense.
- What's that, honey?
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You wanted to ask me something?
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- Yeah, um...
- Damn! (grunts)
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- Oh. No.
- Nine.
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- You hush.
- Is fine.
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Okay, on three.
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One, two, three!
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- Ugh.
- YETI: Mini-golf, yum!
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These dang legs
are driving me nuts.
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'Cause they're
gorgeous or 'cause they
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- keep getting in the way?
- Both.
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If Tina wasn't being
such a matur-a-nerd,
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we'd have three people,
one for each hole,
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and we wouldn't
be having this problem.
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Should we give up?
Shake the yeti's hand
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and hope we can
still all be friends?
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No.
Gene, get your ball.
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Get in position, soldier.
Get ready to geti this yeti.
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♪ Grab your putter,
grab your ball ♪
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♪ Do it all
at Planet Mystery World ♪
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♪ Grab your putter,
grab your ball ♪
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♪ Do it all
at Planet Mystery World ♪
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♪ Putt, putt, putt, putt, putty,
putt-putt, putt-putt ♪
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♪ Putt, putt, putt, putt,
putty, putt-putt ♪
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♪ Putt, putt, putty,
putty, putt-putt ♪
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00:09:01,148 --> 00:09:02,952
♪ Putt-putt, putt,
putty, putt-putt. ♪
253
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Okay, I think if I
bank it off the side here,
254
00:09:05,725 --> 00:09:07,562
hard but not too hard,
I've got a shot at it.
255
00:09:07,562 --> 00:09:08,831
I think that's the secret
to this hole.
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00:09:08,964 --> 00:09:10,768
That's the secret to this
one for sure, I bet.
257
00:09:10,768 --> 00:09:13,674
Lin, I think maybe you're
chasing the dragon a little bit.
258
00:09:13,774 --> 00:09:15,511
You don't need to get
another hole in one.
259
00:09:15,511 --> 00:09:16,847
At this point, just be happy
260
00:09:16,947 --> 00:09:18,116
to get the ball
in the hole at all.
261
00:09:18,116 --> 00:09:20,120
I do need to get
another hole in one, Bob.
262
00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:22,859
I've tasted it. I can't
go back now. You don't know.
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00:09:22,959 --> 00:09:25,564
Tina, your mom's losing it.
But we still love her.
264
00:09:25,698 --> 00:09:28,804
Yeah. And we'd love for her
to get another hole in one
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00:09:28,804 --> 00:09:31,710
so she could be happy
and open to talking about stuff.
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00:09:31,810 --> 00:09:34,816
Like, I don't know,
maybe cool bonfire stuff.
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00:09:34,816 --> 00:09:36,352
- Oh, come on.
- Or not.
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00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:37,789
How did I do it before?
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00:09:37,789 --> 00:09:39,726
I feel like I had something
pure about my swing.
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00:09:39,726 --> 00:09:41,897
- Now I'm all tight.
- You do look a little stiff.
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00:09:41,897 --> 00:09:44,702
Did you see how when I did it
I had this loose motion...
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00:09:44,803 --> 00:09:46,138
- J... Dut, dut, dut, dut.
- Sorry.
273
00:09:46,138 --> 00:09:49,044
That hole in one.
It was effortless. So free.
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00:09:49,144 --> 00:09:51,850
Who was that Linda?
I want to be that person again.
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00:09:51,950 --> 00:09:53,486
Don't beat yourself up, Lin.
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00:09:53,486 --> 00:09:55,223
We're beating you
so badly already.
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00:09:55,223 --> 00:09:56,425
Tina, what were you saying?
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That you wanted to go home
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and watch me
make Thanksgiving dinner?
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00:09:58,997 --> 00:10:00,868
Uh, no.
I mean, yes, so much.
281
00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,872
But, uh, yeah,
I was just talking about
282
00:10:02,972 --> 00:10:05,845
a gathering this weekend,
with, um, high school boys.
283
00:10:05,845 --> 00:10:07,114
- High school boys?
- What?
284
00:10:07,114 --> 00:10:08,917
High school boys? What?
(laughs weakly)
285
00:10:08,917 --> 00:10:11,489
No, I was saying,
"Hi, school boys."
286
00:10:11,489 --> 00:10:13,894
Um, oh, where'd they go? Uh,
thought they were right there.
287
00:10:13,894 --> 00:10:16,900
(chuckles weakly) I'm just
gonna, uh, run to the bathroom.
288
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,102
I'll-I'll meet you guys
at the next hole.
289
00:10:18,102 --> 00:10:19,873
Damn it!
Bob, let me try your putter.
290
00:10:19,973 --> 00:10:22,377
- And your ball.
Don't look at me. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
291
00:10:23,179 --> 00:10:24,883
- Ugh! Is it too much to ask
- YETI: Mini-golf, yum!
292
00:10:24,983 --> 00:10:27,020
to get all three balls
in at the same time
293
00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:29,526
to see a yeti
do a bunch of crazy stuff?
294
00:10:29,626 --> 00:10:31,262
- Who said that-- Lincoln?
- Hmm.
295
00:10:31,262 --> 00:10:34,334
It'd be easier if we could
get those legs to stop moving.
296
00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:36,338
That's what they said
about that Road Runner.
297
00:10:36,338 --> 00:10:38,075
What if we stick
a putter in there?
298
00:10:38,075 --> 00:10:39,178
That could work, right?
299
00:10:39,178 --> 00:10:40,748
They shouldn't have
given us putters if they
300
00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:42,017
didn't want us
to stick them places.
301
00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,620
Yeah.
Now we won't need Tina at all.
302
00:10:43,620 --> 00:10:45,891
So, if she just never
wants to play with us again,
303
00:10:45,891 --> 00:10:48,797
I guess that'd be...
(scoffs) totally fine.
304
00:10:48,897 --> 00:10:50,133
There's the Thanksgiving spirit.
305
00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:52,137
I'll stick the putter in,
we'll roll the balls,
306
00:10:52,137 --> 00:10:54,007
and then I'll pull it out
before it starts to dance.
307
00:10:54,007 --> 00:10:55,911
And then our lives
change forever
308
00:10:55,911 --> 00:10:57,582
- and we never look back.
- (grunts)
309
00:10:57,682 --> 00:10:59,519
Okay, let's get into position.
310
00:10:59,519 --> 00:11:00,621
Aye aye.
311
00:11:00,621 --> 00:11:03,259
Ready? Roll!
312
00:11:03,259 --> 00:11:04,596
- Mini-golf, yum!
- Yes!
313
00:11:04,696 --> 00:11:06,031
Oh, wait, crap-- the putter.
314
00:11:06,131 --> 00:11:07,367
Yum... Yum!
315
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,937
- Yum. Yum, yum!
- Oh, oh, oh, oh!
316
00:11:09,071 --> 00:11:10,875
Gene, a little help?
Gene, a little help!
317
00:11:10,975 --> 00:11:11,610
Uh...
318
00:11:11,610 --> 00:11:13,780
- (gasps)
- Oh, no.
319
00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:15,985
You can barely tell.
320
00:11:19,024 --> 00:11:21,663
Okay, looking good. Dang it!
321
00:11:21,763 --> 00:11:22,832
Why do they have to make
these things
322
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,101
so darn easy to break
323
00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:25,838
when you shove
a metal object in them?
324
00:11:25,838 --> 00:11:28,242
Oh, God. I don't want
to go to mini-golf jail.
325
00:11:28,342 --> 00:11:31,583
I bet the cells are diabolical
little worlds unto themselves.
326
00:11:31,716 --> 00:11:33,185
With Astroturf everywhere.
327
00:11:33,185 --> 00:11:35,423
Oh, this day could not
get any worse.
328
00:11:35,524 --> 00:11:36,860
Whose idea was it
to go mini-golfing
329
00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:38,429
on Thanksgiving, anyway?
330
00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:40,968
Wait, what if we sort of
wedge it in here?
331
00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:43,439
Aah! Yeti, why can't you
hold yourself together?
332
00:11:43,540 --> 00:11:45,678
- You're better than this.
- Ugh. Well,
333
00:11:45,678 --> 00:11:47,080
Tina will be thrilled.
She said
334
00:11:47,180 --> 00:11:48,784
we were gonna break something,
and now she's right
335
00:11:48,784 --> 00:11:50,888
and I hate when
I'm not the one who's right.
336
00:11:50,888 --> 00:11:52,424
Maybe we make a sign that says
337
00:11:52,424 --> 00:11:55,731
"Out of order, but not because
two great kids broke it."
338
00:11:55,831 --> 00:11:56,900
Oh, crap, it's Tina. Quick,
339
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,770
make the legs look not broken.
340
00:11:59,572 --> 00:12:01,041
Oh, hey, you.
341
00:12:01,141 --> 00:12:03,513
- Hey. Just going
to the bathroom. - Great. Great. Love it.
342
00:12:03,647 --> 00:12:05,316
Don't make the same mistake
I did and assume that outhouse
343
00:12:05,316 --> 00:12:07,120
over there with a wolfman
peeking out of it
344
00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:10,460
is fully functional,
because it is not.
345
00:12:10,561 --> 00:12:12,632
(forced laugh)
346
00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:13,934
How's your yeti game going?
347
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:16,005
Uh, amazing, actually.
(chuckles)
348
00:12:16,105 --> 00:12:18,543
Really, really fun.
And amazing. And great.
349
00:12:18,644 --> 00:12:21,816
- All of those things.
- We're just taking a little break.
350
00:12:21,816 --> 00:12:23,787
Because it's so fun.
Actually, you know...
351
00:12:23,787 --> 00:12:25,156
(scoffs) exhausting.
352
00:12:25,290 --> 00:12:28,730
From the hooting and the
hollering. Just got to recharge.
353
00:12:28,730 --> 00:12:29,999
Wait, is something wrong
with the legs?
354
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,402
You mean, why do they
look perfect?
355
00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:33,707
Aren't they supposed to be
moving? Are they broken?
356
00:12:33,707 --> 00:12:35,176
- Did you break them?
- What? No.
357
00:12:35,176 --> 00:12:37,147
Well, it looks like
you're holding them up.
358
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:39,451
Holding them up
is part of the game?
359
00:12:39,451 --> 00:12:40,320
Oops. We lost.
360
00:12:40,453 --> 00:12:42,157
I knew it.
I knew you would break something
361
00:12:42,157 --> 00:12:43,927
doing whatever it is
you were doing over here.
362
00:12:44,027 --> 00:12:46,666
Well, I'd rather
have fun and be immature
363
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,969
and accidentally break something
364
00:12:48,069 --> 00:12:49,939
than be a
"too grown up to hang out
365
00:12:50,039 --> 00:12:51,141
"with her super cool siblings
366
00:12:51,141 --> 00:12:53,245
who invent life-changing
games" person.
367
00:12:53,245 --> 00:12:55,651
Okay. I'm just gonna
pretend I didn't see it
368
00:12:55,751 --> 00:12:57,020
and go back to Mom and Dad.
369
00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:59,024
Well, go to the bathroom
first, obviously,
370
00:12:59,124 --> 00:13:01,362
but then back to them.
So, good luck with this.
371
00:13:01,462 --> 00:13:04,134
Yeah, just go pee. Or poop.
Whatever you're gonna do.
372
00:13:04,134 --> 00:13:06,973
- It's pee. Number one.
- We know what number pee is.
373
00:13:06,973 --> 00:13:10,046
So, Mexico? You, me
and the legs? On the run?
374
00:13:10,146 --> 00:13:12,785
We try to stay one step
ahead of the federales?
375
00:13:12,785 --> 00:13:14,388
Maybe we end up
learning a thing or two?
376
00:13:14,388 --> 00:13:16,358
About life?
About ourselves?
377
00:13:16,358 --> 00:13:17,093
(sighs)
378
00:13:17,093 --> 00:13:20,133
Come on.
You got this, Linda.
379
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:21,670
Clear your mind.
380
00:13:21,770 --> 00:13:22,972
Nothing in there at all.
381
00:13:23,072 --> 00:13:24,942
- Bob, don't breathe.
-'Kay.
382
00:13:24,942 --> 00:13:27,213
Aah!
You know what it is?
383
00:13:27,213 --> 00:13:29,351
It's those aliens eating pizza.
They're distracting me.
384
00:13:29,451 --> 00:13:31,956
Really? They didn't distract me.
I like them.
385
00:13:32,057 --> 00:13:33,292
They're interested
in our culture.
386
00:13:33,292 --> 00:13:35,229
They're not interested
in anyone but themselves.
387
00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:38,302
Linda, I'm a little scared
to talk to you right now,
388
00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:40,039
but, um, we lost our kids.
389
00:13:40,039 --> 00:13:41,943
And now we're just
two middle-aged people
390
00:13:41,943 --> 00:13:43,880
playing mini-golf
on Thanksgiving.
391
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,517
One normal, and one... you.
392
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:48,857
So, how about we just call it,
find the kids, and go?
393
00:13:48,857 --> 00:13:50,326
And then I can cook dinner.
394
00:13:50,326 --> 00:13:51,863
And we could possibly
never do this again.
395
00:13:51,963 --> 00:13:53,533
Bob, I need this.
And I'm going to get
396
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,105
another hole in one
and as soon as I do, we can go.
397
00:13:56,105 --> 00:13:57,842
Also, we're not
playing by ourselves.
398
00:13:57,942 --> 00:13:58,944
Tina still likes us.
399
00:13:59,077 --> 00:14:00,814
She's just in the bathroom.
400
00:14:00,914 --> 00:14:03,052
Oh, crumb bums!
This is your fault.
401
00:14:03,052 --> 00:14:05,758
- I miss Tina.
- And your fault, other alien.
402
00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:07,260
So smug.
403
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:10,233
- Ugh, poor, dumb
mini-golf goofs. - (both grunting)
404
00:14:10,233 --> 00:14:12,137
Nope, nope.
Going back to Mom and Dad.
405
00:14:12,137 --> 00:14:13,339
Not gonna get involved in this.
406
00:14:13,339 --> 00:14:15,109
I've got a teen party
on the line.
407
00:14:15,109 --> 00:14:17,380
Oh, crap. The manager.
He's gonna see them.
408
00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:18,382
Uh...
409
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:21,556
Oh, um, uh, excuse me,
mister, uh, mini-manager.
410
00:14:21,656 --> 00:14:24,829
That's my name, ha-ha.
No, it's not. It-it's Michael.
411
00:14:24,829 --> 00:14:26,699
- Uh, what can I do for you?
- Uh, I'm... I was just
412
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,670
wondering, um, could you tell me
413
00:14:28,670 --> 00:14:30,139
what's the story behind... that?
414
00:14:30,273 --> 00:14:33,112
- And keep looking this way
while you do it? - Oh, that?
415
00:14:33,212 --> 00:14:34,615
I had it made for my wife
416
00:14:34,615 --> 00:14:36,185
for our tenth
wedding anniversary.
417
00:14:36,285 --> 00:14:38,222
She didn't want it in the house,
so I brought it out here.
418
00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:42,531
Wow. That's really, really
great and interesting.
419
00:14:42,531 --> 00:14:45,036
Yeah, turns out her and I
have very different ideas
420
00:14:45,136 --> 00:14:47,307
about what makes
a great gift, apparently.
421
00:14:47,307 --> 00:14:49,177
- Uh-huh.
- Oh, that reminds me.
422
00:14:49,177 --> 00:14:51,281
I got to go wipe the bird poop
off the mermaid sculpture.
423
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:54,054
I made a promise to her
years ago and I'm keeping it.
424
00:14:54,054 --> 00:14:55,389
The mermaid, not my wife.
But my wife
425
00:14:55,389 --> 00:14:57,260
and the mermaid are friends,
so it's fine.
426
00:14:57,260 --> 00:14:59,164
Yeah, you should definitely
go in that direction
427
00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:01,301
and do that right away.
And, uh, take your time.
428
00:15:01,402 --> 00:15:03,807
(chuckles weakly)
Okay, I'm done helping.
429
00:15:03,907 --> 00:15:06,011
(groans)
Fine, still helping.
430
00:15:06,011 --> 00:15:07,480
This is so stupid.
431
00:15:07,581 --> 00:15:09,151
Are we gonna have to
hold these dumb legs up
432
00:15:09,151 --> 00:15:10,654
for the rest of our lives?
433
00:15:10,654 --> 00:15:12,725
I'm sick of holding
up my own legs.
434
00:15:12,725 --> 00:15:14,227
Ugh, let's put them down.
435
00:15:14,327 --> 00:15:16,398
Gene, I don't think
we have any other choice.
436
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:17,768
We're just gonna have to
437
00:15:17,868 --> 00:15:20,072
go and tell Mom and Dad
that we broke the yeti.
438
00:15:20,206 --> 00:15:21,910
And then Tina will say,
"I told you so"
439
00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:23,345
and then we'll
go to mini-golf jail
440
00:15:23,345 --> 00:15:25,416
and probably have
to make mini license plates.
441
00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:26,953
Do you think
we'll still be allowed
442
00:15:27,086 --> 00:15:28,055
to have Thanksgiving
dinner tonight
443
00:15:28,055 --> 00:15:29,491
before the cops take us away?
444
00:15:29,592 --> 00:15:32,798
Maybe Mom will pack us a little
jail turkey or something.
445
00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:33,900
- Oh, God.
- Guys, wait.
446
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:34,969
What do you want, Tina?
447
00:15:35,069 --> 00:15:36,238
Yes, we broke this thing
448
00:15:36,238 --> 00:15:38,042
and now we're gonna
get into huge trouble.
449
00:15:38,042 --> 00:15:39,311
You were right, we were dumb.
Happy?
450
00:15:39,311 --> 00:15:41,315
No. Listen, don't
tell Mom and Dad anything.
451
00:15:41,415 --> 00:15:44,154
What? We have to.
There's no way to fix that yeti.
452
00:15:44,154 --> 00:15:46,492
Turns out we're not
the savvy mechanical engineers
453
00:15:46,492 --> 00:15:49,030
- I assumed we were.
- We've leaned it, tilted it,
454
00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:50,968
and leaned it again.
What else is there?
455
00:15:51,068 --> 00:15:52,470
And don't say leaning.
We've tried that.
456
00:15:52,470 --> 00:15:54,709
We need something to replace
this broken rod in here
457
00:15:54,809 --> 00:15:56,913
that the legs rest on
like, um...
458
00:15:56,913 --> 00:15:58,382
oh, this.
459
00:15:58,382 --> 00:16:00,687
That tiny pencil?
But it's so wee.
460
00:16:00,687 --> 00:16:02,157
No, we get a whole
bunch of them.
461
00:16:02,257 --> 00:16:03,894
Oh, my God, Tina,
you're a genius.
462
00:16:03,894 --> 00:16:05,429
Gene, pencils.
Quick, let's go.
463
00:16:05,429 --> 00:16:08,503
I've never run towards a pencil
in my life, but okay!
464
00:16:11,576 --> 00:16:14,247
- Okay, here's the goods.
- And I kept one for myself
465
00:16:14,247 --> 00:16:16,285
to put behind my ear
like an old-timey newspaper man.
466
00:16:16,285 --> 00:16:18,690
Great. So, I'm gonna
jam a bunch of pencils
467
00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,761
into this gear thing until it
works again. Fingers crossed.
468
00:16:20,861 --> 00:16:21,763
Oh, God.
469
00:16:21,863 --> 00:16:23,098
I love it.
470
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:25,002
Are you sure you're
not moonlighting for NASA?
471
00:16:25,002 --> 00:16:26,706
You can tell us, we're cool.
472
00:16:26,706 --> 00:16:29,812
Nice. Got it in two.
Two for Bob.
473
00:16:29,812 --> 00:16:31,281
Yeah, yeah, Tommy Two-Strokes.
474
00:16:31,415 --> 00:16:33,452
Get ready for
Linda Look-at-my-Hole-in-One.
475
00:16:33,587 --> 00:16:34,755
Just as long as you don't
476
00:16:34,755 --> 00:16:36,291
permanently change
your name to that.
477
00:16:36,391 --> 00:16:39,565
Okay. Feeling really, really
good about this one.
478
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:41,068
No! I-I...
479
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,272
I hit it by accident.
Redo, redo.
480
00:16:43,272 --> 00:16:45,309
Okay, I'll just
put a little asterisk
481
00:16:45,409 --> 00:16:47,781
on the scorecard
and write "redo".
482
00:16:47,781 --> 00:16:49,184
But go ahead and start again.
483
00:16:49,284 --> 00:16:51,421
I will. And if I get it in one,
it counts as one.
484
00:16:51,523 --> 00:16:53,158
Yup. Just gonna
put that asterisk.
485
00:16:53,158 --> 00:16:55,697
We're doing everything we can.
Stay calm.
486
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:58,135
- You're gonna dance again.
Oh, how you'll dance. - (bell rings)
487
00:16:58,135 --> 00:16:59,639
MICHAEL:
Ooh! More customers.
488
00:16:59,639 --> 00:17:01,843
Thanksgiving mini-golf
is officially happening.
489
00:17:01,843 --> 00:17:04,414
Oh, crap. More people showed up.
We got to fix this quick.
490
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:06,151
- MICHAEL: Welcome, welcome!
- Hide.
491
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,855
Planet Mystery World
at your service.
492
00:17:07,855 --> 00:17:09,057
I'm coming right over.
493
00:17:09,057 --> 00:17:10,961
- LOUISE: Hurry, Tina.
- I know, I know.
494
00:17:10,961 --> 00:17:12,998
GENE:
Push in those pencils, pencil pusher.
495
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,602
It's the final hole.
496
00:17:14,602 --> 00:17:16,004
This is my last chance.
497
00:17:16,104 --> 00:17:18,643
The power is inside you, Linda.
Find that power again.
498
00:17:18,643 --> 00:17:21,081
Shoot, did I take the butter out
of the fridge before we left?
499
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,018
- Bob! Putting!
- Sorry.
500
00:17:23,018 --> 00:17:24,655
Yes, yes, yes.
501
00:17:24,655 --> 00:17:27,460
No. No. Are you kidding me?!
502
00:17:27,561 --> 00:17:30,734
- (grumbling, moaning)
- You're still a wonderful person, Lin.
503
00:17:30,734 --> 00:17:32,403
Don't let mini-golf
destroy you.
504
00:17:32,403 --> 00:17:35,343
Hey, you got
a hole in one in life?
505
00:17:35,343 --> 00:17:37,948
- And at the fourth hole.
- And at the fourth hole.
506
00:17:38,048 --> 00:17:39,417
Which I will remember forever.
507
00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:42,658
Yes. Can we go home now
so I can finally make dinner?
508
00:17:42,758 --> 00:17:44,160
- And have wine?
- And have wine.
509
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,496
All right!
Let's get the kids
510
00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,333
- and get the hell out of here!
- Oh, thank God.
511
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:50,507
M'kay, this seems like
the right amount of pencils,
512
00:17:50,607 --> 00:17:53,379
because that's all we had.
Let's put the legs on.
513
00:17:53,479 --> 00:17:54,447
(all grunting)
514
00:17:54,447 --> 00:17:56,285
LINDA:
Hey, kids, wherever you are!
515
00:17:56,385 --> 00:17:57,487
It's time to go home and eat.
516
00:17:57,588 --> 00:17:59,825
Okay, great.
Quick, quick, quick.
517
00:17:59,825 --> 00:18:01,194
And don't bother
asking about the score
518
00:18:01,295 --> 00:18:02,463
because I threw out
the scorecard
519
00:18:02,463 --> 00:18:03,800
and it doesn't matter,
no one cares.
520
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,236
My score was
really good, though.
521
00:18:05,236 --> 00:18:06,873
- Just saying.
- No.
522
00:18:06,873 --> 00:18:08,208
Please let this work.
523
00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:09,845
Legs, don't fail us now.
524
00:18:09,946 --> 00:18:14,387
Okay, let's slowly
let go and step back
525
00:18:14,387 --> 00:18:16,559
and act like everything
we're doing right now
526
00:18:16,559 --> 00:18:17,695
is totally natural.
527
00:18:17,795 --> 00:18:20,399
Yes! I mean, yeah,
this is how his legs work.
528
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:23,540
And this is how I stand
when I'm being super normal.
529
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:27,180
Okay, let's wrap it up so we can
head back home to Turkey Town.
530
00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:28,482
Where we belong.
531
00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:29,852
- Ready.
- Sounds good. - Yep, yep.
532
00:18:29,852 --> 00:18:30,887
I want to go do the yeti!
533
00:18:31,054 --> 00:18:33,492
Okay, okay, slow down.
(chuckles) She loves the yeti.
534
00:18:33,492 --> 00:18:35,831
What's not to love?
Great hole. Great yeti.
535
00:18:35,831 --> 00:18:36,766
Yup, yup.
536
00:18:36,766 --> 00:18:38,770
- YETI: Mini-golf, yum!
- (metal clanking)
537
00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:40,339
- GIRL: Oh, no!
- (gasping)
538
00:18:40,339 --> 00:18:41,643
MOTHER:
Oh, God. Is that supposed to happen?
539
00:18:41,643 --> 00:18:44,515
Uh, and we're walking
to the car...
540
00:18:44,615 --> 00:18:45,684
(sighs) No, wait.
541
00:18:45,784 --> 00:18:49,725
Mom, Dad, Gene and I
have to tell you something.
542
00:18:49,725 --> 00:18:52,665
When I said we'd pay for it
I was really hoping
543
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,904
he would say, "That's okay."
But now we're paying for it.
544
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,407
The kids are paying for it.
545
00:18:57,508 --> 00:18:59,377
Right, but that means
we have to start paying them
546
00:18:59,477 --> 00:19:01,849
so they can pay us.
So, really, we're paying.
547
00:19:01,983 --> 00:19:03,485
- Well, they're grounded.
- And banned.
548
00:19:03,485 --> 00:19:05,189
Banned from a mini-golf course.
549
00:19:05,189 --> 00:19:07,661
- (scoffs)
- Should we leave them somewhere?
550
00:19:07,661 --> 00:19:09,431
Yeah, I'll keep an eye out
for a good spot.
551
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,403
I'd just like to mention again
how sorry we are.
552
00:19:12,538 --> 00:19:15,944
And how Thanksgiving
is a time of forgiveness.
553
00:19:15,944 --> 00:19:17,514
And also, Tina was right.
554
00:19:17,514 --> 00:19:19,451
Gene and I shouldn't have been
messing with the legs.
555
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,889
It was an accident and
it could've happened to anyone.
556
00:19:21,889 --> 00:19:22,825
I mean, dancing yetis?
557
00:19:22,925 --> 00:19:24,528
A lot of moving parts.
A lot that can go wrong.
558
00:19:24,528 --> 00:19:26,331
- Yeah, I guess that's true.
- Yeah, maybe.
559
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:30,272
- Thanks, T.
- Dancing yetis is what I'm gonna call my S-Corp.
560
00:19:30,272 --> 00:19:32,644
There you are.
You look amazing.
561
00:19:32,644 --> 00:19:34,548
I missed you so much
while I was at mini-golf.
562
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,586
(high-pitched):
You played mini-golf without me?
563
00:19:36,686 --> 00:19:38,590
(normal voice):
Wait, you like mini-golf?
564
00:19:38,690 --> 00:19:40,694
(high-pitched):
Of course I like mini-golf. I'm a turkey.
565
00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:42,865
(normal voice):
Right, right, sorry. I'll-I'll take you next time?
566
00:19:42,865 --> 00:19:44,635
- (high-pitched): Good.
- Next year, I'm just gonna
567
00:19:44,735 --> 00:19:46,773
sit on the couch,
have some wine, not shower
568
00:19:46,873 --> 00:19:49,244
and watch the parade on TV
like a normal person.
569
00:19:49,244 --> 00:19:50,514
Happy Thanksgiving, Bob.
570
00:19:50,614 --> 00:19:52,383
(normal voice):
Happy Thanksgiving, Lin.
571
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:53,385
Mwah.
572
00:19:53,385 --> 00:19:55,022
Ooh, you already
have mashed potatoes
573
00:19:55,022 --> 00:19:56,058
in your mustache, somehow.
574
00:19:56,158 --> 00:19:57,060
Oh, God, I do.
575
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,462
- Ha! Mash-stache.
- Mm.
576
00:19:58,462 --> 00:20:00,299
Sorry we got you grounded
577
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:02,170
and you have to
miss the party, Tina.
578
00:20:02,170 --> 00:20:03,573
With the
high school boys farting
579
00:20:03,573 --> 00:20:05,409
their high school farts
all over the beach.
580
00:20:05,409 --> 00:20:08,015
Yeah. But there will be other
high school boys parties.
581
00:20:08,015 --> 00:20:09,350
In high school, I'm assuming?
582
00:20:09,451 --> 00:20:12,256
Hey, um, also sorry for, uh,
583
00:20:12,356 --> 00:20:14,394
sort of being jerky earlier.
584
00:20:14,494 --> 00:20:16,298
And for calling you
a dumb-dummy-boob-head.
585
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,333
You called me that?
586
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:18,803
Not to your face, but yeah.
587
00:20:18,903 --> 00:20:21,241
I'm sorry too. I was a little
on a high horse today.
588
00:20:21,341 --> 00:20:23,312
And not just 'cause of that
one hole we played that
589
00:20:23,312 --> 00:20:25,116
had that really big horse
being ridden
590
00:20:25,216 --> 00:20:26,218
by another smaller horse.
591
00:20:26,218 --> 00:20:27,721
You were kind of amazing today.
592
00:20:27,721 --> 00:20:30,326
I mean, it didn't work for long.
But it worked for a minute.
593
00:20:30,326 --> 00:20:33,132
Thanks. And, hey,
it was pretty mature of you
594
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:34,300
to tell Mom and Dad the truth.
595
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,506
We're grown-up folk now.
I drink seltzer.
596
00:20:36,606 --> 00:20:38,242
Louise, I know we're not
always going to want
597
00:20:38,342 --> 00:20:40,981
to do the same things,
but I'll always have your back.
598
00:20:40,981 --> 00:20:43,653
- Same here.
- And I've got all your backs, too.
599
00:20:43,653 --> 00:20:46,425
I'll never put anything
ahead of my sisters.
600
00:20:46,526 --> 00:20:47,694
- BOB: Kids. Dinner.
- Turkey!
601
00:20:47,694 --> 00:20:49,397
- Get out of my way!
- TINA: Hey. Ow!
602
00:20:49,397 --> 00:20:50,667
- LOUISE: Gene, watch it!
- (Gene babbling)
603
00:20:50,767 --> 00:20:52,538
LOUISE:
♪ Three, two, one, roll ♪
604
00:20:52,538 --> 00:20:53,907
♪ With just one goal ♪
605
00:20:53,907 --> 00:20:55,242
♪ Got to get it just right ♪
606
00:20:55,242 --> 00:20:56,512
♪ To make the yeti go ♪
607
00:20:56,512 --> 00:20:57,881
♪ Head spin, arm flaps ♪
608
00:20:57,981 --> 00:20:59,284
♪ Legs do their tippy-tap ♪
609
00:20:59,284 --> 00:21:00,453
♪ All at once is a vision ♪
610
00:21:00,453 --> 00:21:01,856
♪ But only with precision ♪
611
00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:03,860
♪ Three, two, one, roll,
just one goal ♪
612
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,364
♪ Got to get it just right
to make the yeti go ♪
613
00:21:06,364 --> 00:21:08,368
- ♪ Sometimes the legs fall off ♪
- ♪ Say what? ♪
614
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,774
♪ But then Tina
comes and saves your butt ♪
615
00:21:10,774 --> 00:21:12,410
- YETI: ♪ Mini-golf, yum! ♪
- LOUISE: ♪ Three, two, one, roll ♪
616
00:21:12,511 --> 00:21:14,882
♪ With just one goal ♪
617
00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:17,487
- ♪ Got to get it just right
to make the yeti ♪ - TINA/GENE: ♪ Yeti go ♪
618
00:21:17,588 --> 00:21:20,292
- ♪ Three, two, one, roll ♪
- YETI: ♪ Mini-golf, yum! ♪
619
00:21:20,392 --> 00:21:23,465
- ♪ Y-Yum, y-yum ♪
- ♪ Mini-golf, yum! ♪
620
00:21:23,566 --> 00:21:24,668
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