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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 -== [ www.OpenSubtitles.org ] ==- 2 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:36,694 Prepare thyself for one twisted tale. 3 00:00:38,299 --> 00:00:42,929 Through the chapters of time, legends have been told 4 00:00:43,037 --> 00:00:46,370 of brave knights, evil warlocks, 5 00:00:46,474 --> 00:00:50,604 beautiful maidens, magical prophecies, 6 00:00:50,812 --> 00:00:53,576 and other serious shit. 7 00:00:59,721 --> 00:01:02,019 Be not afraid. 8 00:01:02,223 --> 00:01:03,986 This is your destiny. 9 00:01:04,892 --> 00:01:06,826 You will bear my seed, 10 00:01:07,395 --> 00:01:09,920 giving birth to a new beast, 11 00:01:10,932 --> 00:01:12,399 a new age: 12 00:01:12,767 --> 00:01:17,329 An age where I will command mankind in fear! 13 00:01:20,274 --> 00:01:21,605 To arms! 14 00:01:33,988 --> 00:01:35,888 At ease, Maiden. 15 00:01:37,625 --> 00:01:39,684 When the light of the world flickers, 16 00:01:39,894 --> 00:01:41,452 we, the Golden Order of Knights, 17 00:01:41,562 --> 00:01:43,427 restore the rule of good. 18 00:01:43,631 --> 00:01:44,757 You're safe now. 19 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:46,867 Then let us pray 20 00:01:47,068 --> 00:01:50,299 that 100 years from now when these two moons meet again, 21 00:01:50,405 --> 00:01:54,273 there will be a hero as brave as you, my lord. 22 00:01:56,544 --> 00:01:58,705 A hero as brave. 23 00:02:08,089 --> 00:02:09,488 Oh, fuck me. 24 00:02:09,590 --> 00:02:11,080 Prince Thadeous of Mourne, 25 00:02:11,459 --> 00:02:14,087 you are hereby sentenced to death by hanging 26 00:02:14,228 --> 00:02:15,752 for your illicit behavior 27 00:02:15,863 --> 00:02:18,889 with the noble Dwarf King's second wife Regina. 28 00:02:19,534 --> 00:02:22,059 You're a disgrace to any kingdom! 29 00:02:22,170 --> 00:02:24,331 I say hang the bastard. 30 00:02:24,672 --> 00:02:25,900 Get on with it! 31 00:02:26,107 --> 00:02:27,734 And your minstrel, Courtney, 32 00:02:27,942 --> 00:02:29,637 is to be tarred and feathered 33 00:02:29,777 --> 00:02:32,712 for unlawful association with a deviant. 34 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:35,405 Children, I'm allergic, please. Let's not. 35 00:02:35,716 --> 00:02:38,947 Please! These allegations, they're being greatly exaggerated. 36 00:02:39,287 --> 00:02:41,187 It was more or less just heavy petting 37 00:02:41,289 --> 00:02:43,917 with a brief moment of penetration. 38 00:02:45,193 --> 00:02:46,717 Disgusting! 39 00:02:46,928 --> 00:02:49,658 He deserves to die! Kill him! Hang the bastard! 40 00:02:49,797 --> 00:02:51,890 Hey! Easy! That's not nice. 41 00:02:52,033 --> 00:02:54,194 You, bloodthirsty little fucker! 42 00:02:54,335 --> 00:02:56,599 Show me some respect, I'm a prince! 43 00:02:57,138 --> 00:02:59,231 To the bowels of hell! 44 00:02:59,373 --> 00:03:00,340 Good night, Prince. 45 00:03:00,641 --> 00:03:02,006 Oh, dear gods. 46 00:03:13,521 --> 00:03:14,988 Your Highness, what are you doing? 47 00:03:15,089 --> 00:03:16,249 I'm escaping, Courtney! 48 00:03:16,357 --> 00:03:18,484 Quit playing with those children and help me! 49 00:03:19,393 --> 00:03:20,382 Kill him! 50 00:03:21,295 --> 00:03:22,626 Get him! After him! 51 00:03:22,730 --> 00:03:23,719 Your Highness, wait for me! 52 00:03:23,831 --> 00:03:24,798 Why are they upset? 53 00:03:24,899 --> 00:03:26,526 All dwarf queens are unfaithful. 54 00:03:26,968 --> 00:03:28,663 Hurry, Courtney, back to the kingdom! 55 00:03:28,769 --> 00:03:30,760 Forgive us with your tiny hearts! 56 00:03:31,005 --> 00:03:32,563 Faster sheepies, faster! 57 00:03:32,673 --> 00:03:33,867 Please wait, sir! 58 00:03:34,509 --> 00:03:36,977 Courtney, you've proven yourself useless yet again. 59 00:03:37,078 --> 00:03:38,136 Who's that? 60 00:03:38,479 --> 00:03:39,673 We're safe and we're stoned. 61 00:03:39,780 --> 00:03:40,940 Ganja! 62 00:03:42,083 --> 00:03:43,072 They're gaining on us. 63 00:03:43,184 --> 00:03:44,151 Oh, the dragon! 64 00:03:44,352 --> 00:03:46,047 Those Highland Dwarves have got weapons! 65 00:03:46,187 --> 00:03:47,211 Coming through. 66 00:03:47,355 --> 00:03:48,583 Boobies! 67 00:03:50,424 --> 00:03:51,550 Watch out, Courtney! 68 00:03:53,561 --> 00:03:54,823 I'm telling father we should go 69 00:03:54,929 --> 00:03:57,193 to war with these double-crossers. 70 00:03:58,366 --> 00:04:00,357 Poultry! 71 00:04:00,568 --> 00:04:02,968 Livestock! Courtney, this is no time to be napping. 72 00:04:03,070 --> 00:04:04,560 I'm a chicken. 73 00:04:05,740 --> 00:04:07,503 Let's get back... Oh, look! 74 00:04:07,608 --> 00:04:09,803 Mmm. A little feast to break up this pursuit. 75 00:04:10,011 --> 00:04:11,273 Dangerous, yet delicious. 76 00:04:11,379 --> 00:04:12,573 I'm jumping out this window. 77 00:04:14,348 --> 00:04:15,645 He's angry! 78 00:04:15,850 --> 00:04:17,317 Courtney, break my fall with your body. 79 00:04:17,418 --> 00:04:19,943 Ow! Please don't hurt my bottom! 80 00:04:21,155 --> 00:04:23,123 Run, Courtney! Pick up the pace! 81 00:04:23,224 --> 00:04:25,522 Why do people so little run so fast? 82 00:04:37,038 --> 00:04:38,027 That was close. 83 00:04:38,139 --> 00:04:39,902 Courtney, I've had enough of this nonsense! 84 00:04:40,608 --> 00:04:42,132 Crack-a-lacka, you little varmint. 85 00:04:42,243 --> 00:04:43,767 They're devils, sir! They're devils! 86 00:04:44,078 --> 00:04:46,012 - Get him! - They're muscular. 87 00:04:46,113 --> 00:04:47,842 - Get off me! - That's it, sir! 88 00:04:48,215 --> 00:04:49,548 Your Highness! 89 00:04:49,715 --> 00:04:52,360 YOUR HIGHNESS 90 00:04:57,191 --> 00:04:59,819 Please tell me that you completed your simple task 91 00:04:59,927 --> 00:05:02,452 and secured the treaty signed by the Lord of the Dwarf Village. 92 00:05:03,964 --> 00:05:05,727 Father, they sent a beautiful woman 93 00:05:05,832 --> 00:05:07,663 to distract me and I was defenseless. 94 00:05:07,834 --> 00:05:10,029 Don't bandy words with me, Thadeous. 95 00:05:10,137 --> 00:05:12,765 Your brother is to return from his quest at any moment. 96 00:05:12,873 --> 00:05:14,864 Please go and bathe yourself. 97 00:05:15,142 --> 00:05:16,871 Why must I bow to greet him? 98 00:05:17,077 --> 00:05:18,635 No one does anything special for me 99 00:05:18,745 --> 00:05:20,474 when I do extraordinary things. 100 00:05:20,847 --> 00:05:23,111 And what extraordinary things have you done of late? 101 00:05:23,216 --> 00:05:25,013 Do tell me. Enlighten me. 102 00:05:25,352 --> 00:05:27,445 Courtney, what extraordinary things have I done? 103 00:05:28,288 --> 00:05:30,950 You took a bubble bath, ate some toast, 104 00:05:31,057 --> 00:05:32,649 had a sleep for one hour, 105 00:05:32,759 --> 00:05:36,320 and commissioned a naked statue of your fine self. 106 00:05:37,964 --> 00:05:40,228 God, if your mother could see you now. 107 00:05:40,333 --> 00:05:41,732 Hear ye! Hear ye! 108 00:05:44,286 --> 00:05:45,310 Oh, dear gods. 109 00:05:45,421 --> 00:05:47,787 It is with blossoming personal joy 110 00:05:48,457 --> 00:05:51,426 that I announce the return of the mighty, 111 00:05:51,527 --> 00:05:53,757 the magnificent, the merciful, 112 00:05:54,063 --> 00:05:56,691 Prince Fabious! 113 00:06:06,075 --> 00:06:08,873 Hey, Prince Fabious, we adore you! 114 00:06:09,011 --> 00:06:10,478 Welcome home, Prince Fabious. 115 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:11,637 You're my king, Prince Fabious. 116 00:06:11,914 --> 00:06:14,883 Welcome home! You are adored. 117 00:06:15,217 --> 00:06:16,206 It's Prince Fabious! 118 00:06:18,187 --> 00:06:20,621 Prince Fabious, I'm here for you now. 119 00:06:20,856 --> 00:06:22,619 Brother! 120 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:26,951 Oh, my god, I missed you so. 121 00:06:27,062 --> 00:06:30,429 Great to see you. 122 00:06:30,633 --> 00:06:32,100 Father. 123 00:06:32,201 --> 00:06:33,225 My son. 124 00:06:35,104 --> 00:06:36,196 Welcome home. 125 00:06:36,672 --> 00:06:37,969 As you all know, 126 00:06:38,173 --> 00:06:40,505 the evil wizard Leezar has plagued our kingdom 127 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:43,476 with his foul creatures and wicked ways for years. 128 00:06:43,846 --> 00:06:46,406 But with my brave trusted knights 129 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:47,582 and my dear Simon. 130 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:51,344 Join us, my mechanical friend. 131 00:06:52,087 --> 00:06:56,183 We have dispatched the latest of these cold blooded enemies. 132 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:58,384 Behold! 133 00:06:58,927 --> 00:07:03,387 The head of Leezar's mighty Cyclops! 134 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:08,061 Fuck, yeah! 135 00:07:08,270 --> 00:07:10,738 Fabious! Fabious! Fabious! 136 00:07:18,847 --> 00:07:24,149 Once again, Prince Fabious has made me as proud as a father could ever be. 137 00:07:24,353 --> 00:07:26,719 All the land owes him gratitude. 138 00:07:27,890 --> 00:07:29,414 This is not the only good news 139 00:07:29,525 --> 00:07:31,493 that I've brought home with me today. 140 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:35,862 Father, Brother, kingdom... 141 00:07:37,966 --> 00:07:39,695 She is radiant! 142 00:07:40,035 --> 00:07:42,595 I'd like you to meet my bride-to-be. 143 00:07:42,805 --> 00:07:44,204 Belladonna. 144 00:07:50,195 --> 00:07:51,423 Belladonna, my dear, 145 00:07:51,529 --> 00:07:53,929 why don't you delight us with your story. 146 00:07:54,132 --> 00:07:57,101 Oh, no. It's a story of strife and sadness. 147 00:07:57,302 --> 00:08:00,396 No, no, it's not. It's a story of love. 148 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:01,731 - You don't have to tell it. - Shh. 149 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:02,898 If she doesn't want to tell it. 150 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:05,668 She will tell. This is a table full of your loved ones. 151 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:07,601 Oh. Okay. 152 00:08:08,146 --> 00:08:09,875 I've been held captive by Leezar 153 00:08:09,981 --> 00:08:11,676 in the Tower of Disorder since I was but a child. 154 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:14,081 Never knowing love nor human contact. 155 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:15,950 But I never gave up hope. 156 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:19,984 Singing every day, praying that someday my hero would find me. 157 00:08:20,091 --> 00:08:21,615 And I did. 158 00:08:21,726 --> 00:08:24,024 We had just slaughtered the Cyclops. 159 00:08:24,229 --> 00:08:26,857 We were on our way home, and on the wind 160 00:08:27,065 --> 00:08:28,862 I heard the most beautiful song. 161 00:08:30,068 --> 00:08:33,435 Fascinating, really. May we take pause for one moment. 162 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:35,329 Yes, sir. 163 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,600 Look at Courtney's new haircut. 164 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:39,402 Doesn't it make his head look like the tip of a penis? 165 00:08:39,511 --> 00:08:41,308 It's hilarious. 166 00:08:41,613 --> 00:08:42,807 Thadeous, please. 167 00:08:43,014 --> 00:08:44,413 What is your problem? 168 00:08:44,549 --> 00:08:47,109 You, Fabious, you're being selfish and greedy. 169 00:08:47,419 --> 00:08:49,114 Stealing all the attentions. 170 00:08:49,287 --> 00:08:51,983 Today is not just for you two. 171 00:08:52,090 --> 00:08:54,888 Today is Thundarian's birthday. 172 00:08:55,527 --> 00:08:57,154 Thundarian, is it your birthday? 173 00:08:57,295 --> 00:08:58,489 It's not my birthday. 174 00:08:58,696 --> 00:09:00,425 It's not Thundarian's birthday, Thadeous. 175 00:09:00,532 --> 00:09:01,692 Enough, enough. 176 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:04,234 My heart's desire, what is this? 177 00:09:04,536 --> 00:09:07,471 No. That's a... We call that a fork, 178 00:09:07,572 --> 00:09:09,597 and you use that for your food. 179 00:09:09,707 --> 00:09:11,106 Right there. Fucking idiot. 180 00:09:12,310 --> 00:09:13,709 Having spent years in the tower 181 00:09:13,812 --> 00:09:17,373 has made her ignorant to some of our customs and things in general. 182 00:09:17,749 --> 00:09:18,807 Why, yes, of course. 183 00:09:18,917 --> 00:09:20,043 If your mother were here today, 184 00:09:20,151 --> 00:09:22,415 she would be a very proud woman, Fabious. 185 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:23,780 Thank you, Father. 186 00:09:23,988 --> 00:09:27,947 Which is why I ask your permission to marry her at once. 187 00:09:28,893 --> 00:09:30,724 The glory of romance! 188 00:09:31,062 --> 00:09:33,030 I call upon my criers to proclaim 189 00:09:33,131 --> 00:09:36,897 that tomorrow we'll see the greatest wedding this kingdom has ever known. 190 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:40,095 And tonight, we celebrate! 191 00:09:52,265 --> 00:09:53,698 I don't like this. 192 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:56,530 Courtney, will you make funny faces to entertain me? 193 00:10:00,807 --> 00:10:01,967 No. 194 00:10:02,175 --> 00:10:05,303 Never triangle face. I hate triangle face. It scares me. 195 00:10:05,512 --> 00:10:06,479 Apologies. 196 00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:08,839 Ah. 197 00:10:09,149 --> 00:10:11,174 Good evening, Your Royal Highness. 198 00:10:11,284 --> 00:10:12,273 Julie. 199 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:14,317 Hello, fucking Julie. 200 00:10:14,521 --> 00:10:18,116 What a wonderful, wonderful evening, sire. 201 00:10:18,592 --> 00:10:21,083 Yet another glorious achievement 202 00:10:21,194 --> 00:10:25,392 in the whole firmament of starring moments for your brother Fabious. 203 00:10:25,632 --> 00:10:29,728 We shall remember it for the rest of our lives. 204 00:10:32,205 --> 00:10:33,968 Isn't that amazing how he can talk 205 00:10:34,074 --> 00:10:35,803 and suck my cock at the same exact time? 206 00:10:36,009 --> 00:10:37,806 Yes, it is. Incredible. 207 00:10:38,411 --> 00:10:41,107 Oh, clean yourself up. 208 00:10:41,214 --> 00:10:42,738 Should have closed your eyes, Julie. 209 00:10:43,116 --> 00:10:45,880 I know your vulgarity masks your pain. 210 00:10:46,186 --> 00:10:47,483 No, it doesn't. 211 00:10:47,587 --> 00:10:49,782 I was trying to remember the last time we had 212 00:10:49,890 --> 00:10:52,688 one of these wonderful evenings for you, sir. 213 00:10:52,993 --> 00:10:55,052 Surely there must have been one 214 00:10:55,262 --> 00:10:59,392 somewhere in the history of this kingdom, of your illustrious life. 215 00:10:59,499 --> 00:11:01,990 There must've been some moment 216 00:11:02,235 --> 00:11:03,793 that we can all remember. 217 00:11:03,904 --> 00:11:05,838 And I'm trying to think now 218 00:11:06,573 --> 00:11:08,165 and there's nothing. 219 00:11:09,009 --> 00:11:12,274 Courtney, I think I've had enough of this foul party. 220 00:11:12,379 --> 00:11:13,368 Yes, sir. 221 00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:18,415 Stupid Julie, I'll show him. 222 00:11:19,586 --> 00:11:21,417 I am Thadeous, 223 00:11:21,621 --> 00:11:25,148 the greatest sword fighting man to ever live. 224 00:11:25,358 --> 00:11:30,057 I will murder anyone whoever tries to insult me 225 00:11:30,163 --> 00:11:32,256 or challenge me. 226 00:11:32,832 --> 00:11:35,995 Some balls you have, Simon, showing yourself to me. 227 00:11:38,171 --> 00:11:40,162 No matter what you say, we'll never be friends 228 00:11:40,273 --> 00:11:42,571 because I hate mechanical inventions 229 00:11:42,776 --> 00:11:44,073 and you know this. 230 00:11:45,478 --> 00:11:47,537 Wipe that smile off your face. 231 00:11:48,782 --> 00:11:50,340 Hey, Simon. 232 00:11:50,550 --> 00:11:53,713 You should swing from your hips, Brother. You'll get more leverage. 233 00:11:53,820 --> 00:11:55,845 Here, let me show you. 234 00:11:56,089 --> 00:11:57,056 Oh, god. 235 00:11:57,157 --> 00:11:59,751 Put your hands there, yeah, 236 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:02,053 and swing. 237 00:12:02,262 --> 00:12:05,425 Gods, get off of me. I know how to use a sword. 238 00:12:05,665 --> 00:12:07,428 - Do you? - Yes. 239 00:12:07,634 --> 00:12:09,602 We'll see about that. 240 00:12:09,803 --> 00:12:11,566 Okay, enough. I don't want to do swords with you. 241 00:12:11,671 --> 00:12:12,695 I'm doing it by myself. 242 00:12:12,806 --> 00:12:14,205 Defend yourself, Brother! 243 00:12:14,307 --> 00:12:15,706 - Stop it. - There you go. 244 00:12:15,809 --> 00:12:16,798 Stop. 245 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,377 Defend yourself! 246 00:12:18,578 --> 00:12:20,546 Stop it. 247 00:12:21,881 --> 00:12:22,870 Oh, shit! 248 00:12:22,983 --> 00:12:24,780 You just nicked my knuckles! 249 00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:27,716 Oh, you'll be all right. It's not as if I cut your head off or anything. 250 00:12:27,988 --> 00:12:30,047 Why would you bring that disgusting thing here? 251 00:12:30,256 --> 00:12:32,281 It's getting juices in our water supply. 252 00:12:32,492 --> 00:12:34,119 It's a souvenir of my kill. 253 00:12:34,427 --> 00:12:37,157 I always take one from a foe that's tasted the cold, 254 00:12:37,263 --> 00:12:39,424 unrelenting steel of my blade. 255 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,833 Souvenir of your kill? 256 00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:45,803 That sounds like a rather stupid, bloodthirsty tradition. 257 00:12:47,307 --> 00:12:48,672 What's your problem? 258 00:12:48,775 --> 00:12:50,242 Why are you such a sourpuss? 259 00:12:50,343 --> 00:12:52,937 I'm not being a sourpuss. I just didn't wanna be at that celebrations. 260 00:12:54,530 --> 00:12:56,521 All I want is for you to be a part of this moment. 261 00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:59,223 I want you to be gay with me and father. 262 00:12:59,335 --> 00:13:01,462 I don't want to be gay with you two. 263 00:13:02,671 --> 00:13:03,899 I'd rather just stay in here 264 00:13:04,006 --> 00:13:06,406 with my blade and fuck things up. 265 00:13:06,709 --> 00:13:07,903 Why would you say that? 266 00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:10,478 Because, Fabious, it's true. 267 00:13:14,149 --> 00:13:17,141 I'm sick and tired of everyone sucking up on your tits 268 00:13:17,252 --> 00:13:19,186 because you are to become king. 269 00:13:19,388 --> 00:13:22,653 All the while, no one gives two turtle shits about me. 270 00:13:23,025 --> 00:13:27,428 But Thaddy, first borns like me, we become king. 271 00:13:27,529 --> 00:13:30,828 Second borns, you can be whatever you want to be. 272 00:13:31,033 --> 00:13:32,830 I want to be king. 273 00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,293 Maybe we can both be king. 274 00:13:35,537 --> 00:13:38,995 No, I want to be king by myself. 275 00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:41,073 Well, cheer up, Brother. 276 00:13:41,176 --> 00:13:42,541 I have something else that you can be. 277 00:13:43,078 --> 00:13:44,636 What? 278 00:13:44,747 --> 00:13:46,374 Best man at my wedding. 279 00:13:46,915 --> 00:13:49,907 I can think of no one else I'd want by my side 280 00:13:50,352 --> 00:13:52,980 as I sing my vow passionately into her eyes. 281 00:13:53,088 --> 00:13:55,420 Sounds tedious and boring. 282 00:13:55,758 --> 00:13:57,350 If I'm not mistaken, it's tradition 283 00:13:57,459 --> 00:14:00,360 that the best man gets to finger the bridesmaids. 284 00:14:00,462 --> 00:14:03,226 Really? I've never heard of this tradition. 285 00:14:07,870 --> 00:14:09,337 You have a fucking deal. 286 00:14:09,438 --> 00:14:11,668 Oh, you're gonna be so handsome! 287 00:14:11,774 --> 00:14:14,436 Who's gonna be the most handsome best man? 288 00:14:15,077 --> 00:14:16,271 Probably me. 289 00:14:16,378 --> 00:14:19,347 Who's the prince with the most dashing moustache? 290 00:14:19,948 --> 00:14:21,074 Me. 291 00:14:21,183 --> 00:14:23,447 Who gives the warmest hugs? 292 00:14:23,552 --> 00:14:24,883 Me, of course. 293 00:14:25,554 --> 00:14:27,044 I love you, Thadeous. 294 00:14:28,690 --> 00:14:30,749 Okay, that's cool. 295 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:35,059 All gather for the royal wedding! 296 00:14:48,811 --> 00:14:51,439 Hello there, best man. 297 00:14:51,914 --> 00:14:52,881 Best man? 298 00:14:52,981 --> 00:14:55,882 If he wanted a best man, he should have chosen me. 299 00:14:55,984 --> 00:14:58,009 How many quests have I been on with Fabious? 300 00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,087 - Countless. - Mmm. 301 00:14:59,922 --> 00:15:03,153 I gave my hand to save his life on the battlefield. 302 00:15:03,258 --> 00:15:06,125 And yet he chooses Thadeous as his best man. 303 00:15:06,395 --> 00:15:09,853 That sorry sack of shit. 304 00:15:10,065 --> 00:15:12,795 Such a poor excuse for a prince. 305 00:15:13,001 --> 00:15:16,562 He's nothing more than a self-entitled, rotten child! 306 00:15:16,939 --> 00:15:17,906 Idiot. 307 00:15:20,175 --> 00:15:22,006 - You look beautiful. - Thank you. 308 00:15:22,211 --> 00:15:23,178 Belladonna... 309 00:15:23,979 --> 00:15:25,947 Oh, my love. 310 00:15:28,984 --> 00:15:32,283 Oh, Fabious, I can't wait until the cervix is over, 311 00:15:32,387 --> 00:15:34,446 and to lie together as one: 312 00:15:34,990 --> 00:15:36,252 No, the service. 313 00:15:36,358 --> 00:15:41,523 The cervix is a circular wing of muscles that contracts or expands. 314 00:15:41,763 --> 00:15:43,424 It's up in your vagina. 315 00:15:43,699 --> 00:15:46,224 That's where my penis will go after the wedding. 316 00:15:47,436 --> 00:15:49,097 Have you not consummated your love? 317 00:15:49,204 --> 00:15:50,193 Not yet. 318 00:15:50,606 --> 00:15:52,267 Belladonna has never been with a man 319 00:15:52,374 --> 00:15:55,366 so we've decided to preserve her purity till after the wedding. 320 00:15:56,211 --> 00:15:58,873 She's given me this ribbon from her fair hair. 321 00:15:58,981 --> 00:16:02,610 To hold on to until we can be together in a sex-way. 322 00:16:03,552 --> 00:16:04,951 Yes. 323 00:16:06,822 --> 00:16:08,414 Enough, enough. 324 00:16:09,658 --> 00:16:11,285 If Thadeous wishes to play forgetful 325 00:16:11,393 --> 00:16:12,860 on his brother's day of days, 326 00:16:12,995 --> 00:16:14,553 then wait we shall not. 327 00:16:14,830 --> 00:16:18,288 I can't get married without my brother. He's my best man. 328 00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:21,561 His time has passed. Pick another best man. 329 00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:22,694 No. 330 00:16:22,804 --> 00:16:25,534 - Julie, you be best man. - Here you are. 331 00:16:25,841 --> 00:16:26,865 Godsdammit. 332 00:16:29,077 --> 00:16:32,137 Oh, Brendan, you trolls have it so easy. 333 00:16:32,514 --> 00:16:35,881 Out here playing recklessly in your beautiful mud. 334 00:16:36,084 --> 00:16:39,383 Eating your scraps of horse meats and crumbs. 335 00:16:40,222 --> 00:16:42,019 - Green grass. - Green grass. 336 00:16:42,524 --> 00:16:45,152 And do tell, how do you get so dirty? 337 00:16:45,627 --> 00:16:49,358 You just take the earth and rub it upon your face? 338 00:16:49,865 --> 00:16:51,162 Your Highness, 339 00:16:52,568 --> 00:16:55,628 the wedding has... Hello. The wedding has started. 340 00:16:55,737 --> 00:16:57,762 I do not care. 341 00:16:58,073 --> 00:17:00,371 I'd rather stay with this fine gentleman. 342 00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:01,634 Hiding here with my true friends. 343 00:17:01,743 --> 00:17:02,801 Yes. 344 00:17:02,911 --> 00:17:07,007 Let the whole entire wedding wonder and worry where I am. 345 00:17:10,052 --> 00:17:15,115 This is the day that I've been waiting for 346 00:17:17,092 --> 00:17:20,528 Sand in the kingdom 347 00:17:20,662 --> 00:17:23,358 Our love is born 348 00:17:24,499 --> 00:17:29,869 Flowing from the ocean to the moons 349 00:17:32,074 --> 00:17:37,068 Your heart now I hold 350 00:17:39,915 --> 00:17:45,251 You have a beauty I can't ignore 351 00:17:46,955 --> 00:17:52,086 Bastion of all I do adore 352 00:17:54,262 --> 00:17:57,698 Giving this moment 353 00:17:57,933 --> 00:18:01,494 Our love that's true 354 00:18:02,504 --> 00:18:07,498 Our hearts now are one 355 00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:14,811 Bravo! 356 00:18:15,450 --> 00:18:16,974 Bravo! 357 00:18:17,386 --> 00:18:18,819 Bravo! 358 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,411 Reveal yourself, stranger. Are you lost? 359 00:18:21,623 --> 00:18:25,889 A thousand pardons. I mean not to intrude on such a joyous occasion. 360 00:18:26,895 --> 00:18:30,127 However, today I just could not help myself. 361 00:18:30,949 --> 00:18:31,643 Leezar! 362 00:18:31,749 --> 00:18:33,740 You're not welcome here, devil! 363 00:18:37,121 --> 00:18:39,112 If you come in peace, say so, 364 00:18:39,223 --> 00:18:41,487 otherwise prepare to meet your doom. 365 00:18:41,592 --> 00:18:43,457 Oh, brave Fabious. 366 00:18:43,761 --> 00:18:47,697 You murdered my Cyclops. But I have other perils in store for you. 367 00:18:48,499 --> 00:18:51,161 Ones that are beyond the bounds of your imagination. 368 00:18:51,368 --> 00:18:52,699 One, in particular, 369 00:18:52,937 --> 00:18:54,632 involving an ancient prophecy destined 370 00:18:54,739 --> 00:18:57,299 to be fulfilled by a powerful warlock, 371 00:18:57,408 --> 00:18:58,466 me: 372 00:18:58,809 --> 00:19:02,142 And, of course, a very beautiful virgin that looks just like 373 00:19:04,582 --> 00:19:05,571 her. 374 00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:09,614 I was keeping that one for something very special. 375 00:19:09,820 --> 00:19:13,347 And I dare say it was rude of you to steal her from me. 376 00:19:13,557 --> 00:19:14,819 Now I'm here to get her back. 377 00:19:15,092 --> 00:19:17,617 And just how do you plan on doing that? 378 00:19:17,795 --> 00:19:18,819 Magic, 379 00:19:20,397 --> 00:19:21,489 motherfucker. 380 00:19:21,699 --> 00:19:22,723 Not a moment more. 381 00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:24,733 - Knights, to arms! - Take him! 382 00:19:28,672 --> 00:19:31,766 Do you honestly think your band of worms can stop me? 383 00:19:36,347 --> 00:19:38,872 Arise therefore, my mothers! 384 00:19:47,525 --> 00:19:48,492 Watch out! 385 00:20:03,507 --> 00:20:04,667 Come with me. 386 00:20:06,076 --> 00:20:07,543 Leezar! 387 00:20:18,255 --> 00:20:20,815 I shall not go back to that dreadful tower! 388 00:20:20,925 --> 00:20:21,983 Look into my eyes! 389 00:20:22,393 --> 00:20:25,021 You will learn to love me! Do you understand? 390 00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,161 Come on. 391 00:20:41,378 --> 00:20:43,141 Impossible. 392 00:20:57,394 --> 00:20:59,385 Farewell, Kingdom of Mourne. 393 00:20:59,496 --> 00:21:03,125 As always, it has been my pleasure. 394 00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:22,485 I thought it was from riding sheep, 395 00:21:22,586 --> 00:21:24,281 but it turns out just to be an ear infection. 396 00:21:25,522 --> 00:21:26,489 You fucker! 397 00:21:28,392 --> 00:21:29,450 Good times. 398 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,187 No one get up. I'm very tired. 399 00:21:31,295 --> 00:21:32,853 I'm going straight to my bed chambers. 400 00:21:33,230 --> 00:21:35,323 Brother, thank god you're alive. 401 00:21:35,532 --> 00:21:36,999 When you didn't show up for the wedding, I feared the worst. 402 00:21:37,101 --> 00:21:38,090 Why are you crying? 403 00:21:39,786 --> 00:21:41,344 Leezar has taken my love. 404 00:21:41,554 --> 00:21:42,680 - What? - Yes. 405 00:21:42,855 --> 00:21:46,188 So, your brother is about to embark on yet another quest. 406 00:21:46,559 --> 00:21:48,151 This time to rescue Belladonna 407 00:21:48,261 --> 00:21:50,252 and rid the land of that loathsome wretch 408 00:21:50,363 --> 00:21:51,455 once and for all. 409 00:21:51,631 --> 00:21:53,622 Wow, how noble of him. 410 00:21:54,067 --> 00:21:57,366 Well, it was nice to see you, as short as the visit was. 411 00:21:57,470 --> 00:22:01,031 I look forward to hearing about it. Good luck and good bye. 412 00:22:01,341 --> 00:22:04,208 Thadeous, this is Fabious' 28th quest. 413 00:22:04,944 --> 00:22:06,434 How many have you been on? 414 00:22:06,546 --> 00:22:09,140 Courtney, how many quests have I completed? 415 00:22:09,282 --> 00:22:10,408 Uh... 416 00:22:10,783 --> 00:22:12,978 The answer is none. 417 00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:15,679 It is finally time for you to become a man. 418 00:22:15,822 --> 00:22:18,723 You must journey with your brother to rescue his bride. 419 00:22:18,992 --> 00:22:20,653 Father, you can't be serious. 420 00:22:20,793 --> 00:22:21,953 If you want me to go on to a quest, 421 00:22:22,061 --> 00:22:23,426 then let's start with something easy, 422 00:22:23,529 --> 00:22:26,157 like boiling a chicken or beating off in front of a Pegasus. 423 00:22:26,265 --> 00:22:27,232 Elementary things. 424 00:22:28,952 --> 00:22:32,353 Look around you at the harm that has befallen this castle! 425 00:22:34,824 --> 00:22:36,849 This quest is your last chance 426 00:22:36,959 --> 00:22:39,393 to prove to me and the kingdom 427 00:22:39,495 --> 00:22:42,555 that you are a man worthy to bear the family crest, 428 00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:45,828 and to show that at your core, you are not rotten, 429 00:22:46,368 --> 00:22:49,599 but you are brave, and honorable, and noble. 430 00:22:49,805 --> 00:22:52,638 All the qualities expected of a prince. 431 00:22:52,742 --> 00:22:54,004 The choice is yours. 432 00:22:54,343 --> 00:22:56,903 Either journey with your brother and the Knights Elite, 433 00:22:57,012 --> 00:22:59,810 or you can face banishment from the kingdom. 434 00:23:00,649 --> 00:23:01,707 Shit. 435 00:23:27,743 --> 00:23:29,040 You see, Courtney, 436 00:23:29,145 --> 00:23:32,273 I alone understand how to properly prepare for a quest. 437 00:23:32,581 --> 00:23:36,517 Masculine garments, proper, good collie to smoke upon. 438 00:23:36,719 --> 00:23:38,380 How is Steven doing? 439 00:23:38,587 --> 00:23:40,384 He looks like he's stoned, sir. 440 00:23:40,589 --> 00:23:41,851 Fabious has Simon, 441 00:23:41,957 --> 00:23:45,484 and now I have Steven, a far superior creature companion. 442 00:23:45,594 --> 00:23:46,856 Wouldn't you agree? 443 00:23:47,062 --> 00:23:49,724 He will fare very well, indeed, I'm sure, Your Highness. 444 00:23:49,832 --> 00:23:52,630 I do hope this adventure is not too stressful or boring. 445 00:23:52,768 --> 00:23:57,068 Either way I intend to get properly fucked up if no one disagrees. 446 00:24:14,089 --> 00:24:16,956 Belladonna, wake up. Wake up. 447 00:24:17,159 --> 00:24:19,150 Who is that? Where am I? 448 00:24:19,295 --> 00:24:21,126 'Tis I, Fabious. Your love. 449 00:24:22,832 --> 00:24:23,799 Fabious? 450 00:24:23,999 --> 00:24:25,728 You're still in Leezar's lair. 451 00:24:25,835 --> 00:24:28,531 But fear not, I'm here to rescue you. 452 00:24:28,637 --> 00:24:30,502 Fabious, it's really you. 453 00:24:30,606 --> 00:24:32,631 I knew you'd come to find me. 454 00:24:38,914 --> 00:24:42,748 I can't do this. I can't do it. It's so mean. 455 00:24:43,786 --> 00:24:47,586 You should've seen the look on your face. It's me! 456 00:24:48,357 --> 00:24:49,881 You're still a prisoner. 457 00:24:50,092 --> 00:24:52,754 I've seen a beautiful world beyond this prison, 458 00:24:52,862 --> 00:24:55,057 and I count the hours till I escape. 459 00:24:55,364 --> 00:24:57,229 I wouldn't be so sure of that. 460 00:24:57,333 --> 00:25:01,463 Lookie there. The twin moons drawing slowly together. 461 00:25:01,770 --> 00:25:04,238 Time moving them closer. 462 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:08,274 Just as time moves you and I closer together. 463 00:25:08,611 --> 00:25:11,774 And when the two moons unite, so shall we. 464 00:25:12,181 --> 00:25:15,673 Perhaps, keeping you in this tower has left you ignorant. 465 00:25:15,784 --> 00:25:18,218 You're so easily deceived. 466 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:22,479 For example, I have heard that your Prince Fabious 467 00:25:22,691 --> 00:25:25,751 has made his bed recklessly with many maidens. 468 00:25:27,897 --> 00:25:32,561 And I heard that he has fungi on his genitalia as a result. 469 00:25:32,801 --> 00:25:35,167 Also, he organizes orgies 470 00:25:35,504 --> 00:25:38,234 with wenches and barbarians alike 471 00:25:38,340 --> 00:25:42,743 and he takes sperm on him and gives it to women freely. 472 00:25:43,178 --> 00:25:45,112 Spilling his seed willy-nilly 473 00:25:45,314 --> 00:25:48,477 as he makes his way through that orgy. 474 00:25:48,751 --> 00:25:50,742 I don't believe you. 475 00:25:50,886 --> 00:25:54,754 He is not the dashing young man you believe him to be. 476 00:25:55,090 --> 00:25:56,057 So 477 00:25:57,893 --> 00:26:01,795 these are the harsh realities of the outside world. 478 00:26:03,766 --> 00:26:05,393 Welcome home. 479 00:26:08,270 --> 00:26:10,568 Halt! Steady. 480 00:26:14,143 --> 00:26:15,110 Oh. 481 00:26:15,277 --> 00:26:17,302 Sorry to disturb you two love birds 482 00:26:17,513 --> 00:26:20,277 but we've arrived at the home of the Wize Wizard. 483 00:26:20,482 --> 00:26:21,915 Who the hell is the Wize Wizard? 484 00:26:22,217 --> 00:26:24,014 He's an ancient seer who helps many 485 00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:25,882 on their quest with added insight. 486 00:26:25,988 --> 00:26:28,957 Great. Well, let me know how it goes. 487 00:26:29,158 --> 00:26:31,092 Leave him in his carriage, Fabious. 488 00:26:31,193 --> 00:26:33,423 You and I will seek counsel with the Wize Wizard. 489 00:26:33,529 --> 00:26:34,553 No. 490 00:26:34,663 --> 00:26:37,928 Come, Brother. This is the first stop on your first quest. 491 00:26:38,033 --> 00:26:40,558 We shall go together. 492 00:26:52,414 --> 00:26:53,438 Brother, 493 00:26:53,649 --> 00:26:55,241 you look ravishing in that armor, 494 00:26:55,351 --> 00:26:57,512 but I don't think you'll need it. 495 00:26:57,686 --> 00:27:00,519 The Wize Wizard is a peaceful, little old man. 496 00:27:01,390 --> 00:27:03,449 I'm wearing it. You're just being jealous. 497 00:27:03,659 --> 00:27:04,648 Shit! 498 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:05,727 Thadeous! 499 00:27:07,329 --> 00:27:08,887 Fuck. 500 00:27:10,399 --> 00:27:13,095 Hello? Anyone home? 501 00:27:15,838 --> 00:27:18,898 Looks as if someone is cultivating glorious herbs in here. 502 00:27:19,008 --> 00:27:20,908 Hey, Wize Wizard, is that you over there? 503 00:27:21,243 --> 00:27:24,770 Who dares enter my den? 504 00:27:25,447 --> 00:27:29,042 It is I, Prince Fabious and my brother, Prince Thadeous. 505 00:27:29,251 --> 00:27:31,116 We come to seek counsel. 506 00:27:31,253 --> 00:27:33,653 Come, come. Give me kisses. 507 00:27:42,131 --> 00:27:43,894 Kiss him. 508 00:27:44,033 --> 00:27:45,000 Fuck, no. 509 00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:46,089 Pretty please. 510 00:27:46,201 --> 00:27:47,429 Kiss it on the mouth. 511 00:27:48,003 --> 00:27:49,937 For the quest. 512 00:27:50,105 --> 00:27:52,369 I do it every time I come. 513 00:27:55,044 --> 00:27:58,104 Hello. Nice to meet you. 514 00:28:01,350 --> 00:28:02,749 Oh, god. 515 00:28:02,951 --> 00:28:04,418 Sit, sit. 516 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:05,578 Sit. 517 00:28:05,687 --> 00:28:09,646 Fabious has been coming here since he was a boy. 518 00:28:09,858 --> 00:28:11,917 You did this when you were a child. 519 00:28:12,027 --> 00:28:13,051 Yes! 520 00:28:13,362 --> 00:28:14,954 We had great times, didn't we? 521 00:28:15,330 --> 00:28:17,321 Yes, yes, we did. 522 00:28:18,534 --> 00:28:20,297 You would kiss him? 523 00:28:20,402 --> 00:28:21,767 Mmm-hmm. 524 00:28:21,870 --> 00:28:24,634 Yeah, sometimes we would do other things. 525 00:28:24,807 --> 00:28:26,468 Like what? 526 00:28:26,708 --> 00:28:29,836 When I was younger, we'd take our shirts off and jump on the bed. 527 00:28:29,945 --> 00:28:32,505 Playful secrets. 528 00:28:33,382 --> 00:28:34,349 Don't tell father. 529 00:28:34,450 --> 00:28:35,439 Hmm. 530 00:28:35,651 --> 00:28:37,881 Breathe deeply of these herbs 531 00:28:37,986 --> 00:28:39,783 and share a vision with me. 532 00:28:39,888 --> 00:28:40,912 Of course. 533 00:28:46,295 --> 00:28:48,991 Yes. Allow me to puff as well. 534 00:28:49,098 --> 00:28:50,258 Hmm. 535 00:28:53,202 --> 00:28:55,966 Those are some powerful herbs. 536 00:28:56,171 --> 00:28:58,196 Giving me dark visions. 537 00:28:58,407 --> 00:28:59,897 Shall we pack this again? 538 00:29:00,008 --> 00:29:02,499 I'm not getting visions. I'm not sure if it's working, Wizard. 539 00:29:03,712 --> 00:29:06,203 Visions. Visions. 540 00:29:06,348 --> 00:29:08,612 Thadeous, are you seeing what I'm seeing? 541 00:29:08,817 --> 00:29:10,011 You making a fool yourself. 542 00:29:10,119 --> 00:29:11,586 Handle your shit, Fabious, please. 543 00:29:11,687 --> 00:29:12,813 No, I can't. 544 00:29:14,123 --> 00:29:16,421 Please, interpret these visions, Wizard. 545 00:29:16,692 --> 00:29:19,752 Prophecies foretell of an evil wizard 546 00:29:19,895 --> 00:29:22,523 laying his seed inside a virgin 547 00:29:22,631 --> 00:29:24,861 under the eclipse of the two moons. 548 00:29:25,234 --> 00:29:27,759 What? What evil prophecy is this? 549 00:29:27,870 --> 00:29:29,303 The child she would spawn 550 00:29:29,404 --> 00:29:31,929 is said to be a dragon most powerful. 551 00:29:32,241 --> 00:29:36,337 Ew. Leezar wants to make love to Belladonna to create a dragon? 552 00:29:36,445 --> 00:29:38,504 That's fucking disgusting. 553 00:29:38,647 --> 00:29:39,944 I cannot let this happen. 554 00:29:40,215 --> 00:29:41,341 When is this eclipse? 555 00:29:41,450 --> 00:29:43,077 In five nights' time, 556 00:29:43,418 --> 00:29:47,445 but you will need an enchanted blade to do this warlock in. 557 00:29:47,556 --> 00:29:50,116 A blade made of unicorn horn. 558 00:29:50,492 --> 00:29:53,359 Say where I can find such a sword and it shall be mine. 559 00:29:53,462 --> 00:29:57,296 It rests in the depths of the most perilous hidden labyrinth. 560 00:29:57,666 --> 00:30:00,100 Just beyond Muldiss Darton. 561 00:30:00,302 --> 00:30:01,360 Muldiss Darton. 562 00:30:01,570 --> 00:30:04,038 Well, what is Muldiss Darton? 563 00:30:04,239 --> 00:30:05,866 It's a place of legend. 564 00:30:13,264 --> 00:30:15,528 Oh. Powerful magic. 565 00:30:15,699 --> 00:30:18,361 This crooked compass will catch the light 566 00:30:18,469 --> 00:30:21,597 and point the way to the labyrinth's location. 567 00:30:21,806 --> 00:30:23,103 Be warned, 568 00:30:23,207 --> 00:30:27,143 they say the walls of this maze drive men to madness. 569 00:30:27,344 --> 00:30:29,471 But if you can find your way, 570 00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:31,844 the blade will be yours. 571 00:30:33,017 --> 00:30:34,882 Thank you, Wize Wizard. 572 00:30:34,985 --> 00:30:38,216 Not so fast. First you must answer a riddle. 573 00:30:38,556 --> 00:30:43,493 What journey be long and twisted and sensitive at hand? 574 00:30:43,694 --> 00:30:48,427 To what end must man go to discover the depths of his ecstasy? 575 00:30:48,999 --> 00:30:51,263 Think hard, strong warriors. 576 00:30:52,169 --> 00:30:53,602 Fuck, I know this. 577 00:30:53,704 --> 00:30:54,693 Oh. 578 00:30:54,805 --> 00:30:55,794 I've got it! 579 00:30:56,373 --> 00:31:01,037 You want us to twist what is long with our sensitive hands. 580 00:31:01,345 --> 00:31:03,142 He wants us to jerk him off. 581 00:31:03,347 --> 00:31:05,872 Just punch the tip and twist it. 582 00:31:05,983 --> 00:31:08,952 Yes, but we are not going to do that. 583 00:31:09,653 --> 00:31:12,713 If it's for the quest, we will do what needs to be done. 584 00:31:14,658 --> 00:31:17,991 I'll work the tip, you tickle his balls. 585 00:31:24,635 --> 00:31:25,602 Yuck! 586 00:31:26,237 --> 00:31:27,226 Pervert. 587 00:31:27,338 --> 00:31:28,396 Did you get any information? 588 00:31:28,606 --> 00:31:30,631 Let's just make camp. 589 00:31:30,741 --> 00:31:33,676 Sick. This quest sucks. 590 00:31:34,712 --> 00:31:36,111 It used to be you that joined him. 591 00:31:36,213 --> 00:31:37,339 Yes. 592 00:31:39,316 --> 00:31:42,308 Don't worry. All will be well. 593 00:31:46,790 --> 00:31:47,848 Ha! 594 00:31:51,629 --> 00:31:54,154 Attentions please, warriors. 595 00:31:54,365 --> 00:31:55,992 I propose a toast. 596 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,760 Let us drink till thine asses are drunk. 597 00:31:58,969 --> 00:32:00,869 Brother, we do not celebrate 598 00:32:00,971 --> 00:32:02,768 until we complete the quest at hand. 599 00:32:02,873 --> 00:32:04,465 It is the code of the Knights Elite. 600 00:32:04,575 --> 00:32:07,806 What of my code where we drink like men? 601 00:32:07,912 --> 00:32:09,106 Thadeous, we have some traditions 602 00:32:09,213 --> 00:32:10,874 of our own out here on the road. 603 00:32:11,849 --> 00:32:14,750 Manious, prepare the warrior's tidings, if you will. 604 00:32:14,952 --> 00:32:19,150 If it is the first night of your first quest, well... 605 00:32:24,561 --> 00:32:25,528 Here it comes. 606 00:32:26,897 --> 00:32:28,330 Disgusting. 607 00:32:30,334 --> 00:32:32,302 Feast upon the heart of the beast. 608 00:32:32,403 --> 00:32:33,995 No, thank you, I'm not hungry. 609 00:32:34,104 --> 00:32:36,470 It is a tradition among men: 610 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,637 - Eat it. - Eat it. 611 00:32:38,842 --> 00:32:40,901 - Eat it. - Eat it. 612 00:32:41,011 --> 00:32:44,708 Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! 613 00:33:01,699 --> 00:33:03,599 You fuckers! That's not funny! 614 00:33:03,867 --> 00:33:05,300 You're not supposed to eat it. 615 00:33:05,536 --> 00:33:06,696 You all were chanting. 616 00:33:06,804 --> 00:33:09,602 Maybe there's some donkey cock in your carriage! 617 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:12,206 Fuck you, Boremont! Manious, fuck you! 618 00:33:12,376 --> 00:33:13,570 I hate all of you. 619 00:33:13,677 --> 00:33:15,008 Thadeous! 620 00:33:15,412 --> 00:33:16,538 Come back. 621 00:33:17,114 --> 00:33:19,241 Thadeous, come here. 622 00:33:27,725 --> 00:33:28,953 Ah. 623 00:33:46,577 --> 00:33:47,874 Dark master, 624 00:33:48,078 --> 00:33:51,013 it is I, Julie. 625 00:33:52,249 --> 00:33:54,183 We have crossed the hazel meadow, 626 00:33:54,385 --> 00:33:57,582 and are now taking rest at the Cliffs of Kuneman. 627 00:33:57,788 --> 00:34:01,053 Now that the Princes of Mourne have left their stronghold 628 00:34:01,258 --> 00:34:03,522 their vulnerabilities are in your hands. 629 00:34:03,727 --> 00:34:04,853 My hands. 630 00:34:04,995 --> 00:34:06,622 Bring Prince Fabious to me alive. 631 00:34:06,897 --> 00:34:09,627 I would like him to witness as I impregnate his love. 632 00:34:09,833 --> 00:34:10,959 Impregnate. 633 00:34:11,101 --> 00:34:12,568 As for Thadeous and his boy, 634 00:34:12,669 --> 00:34:16,196 toss them from the Cliffs of Kuneman. They're useless. 635 00:34:17,674 --> 00:34:18,641 Fart. 636 00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:22,224 Knock, knock. May I come in? 637 00:34:22,427 --> 00:34:25,089 No, leave me alone. Get out of here. 638 00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:29,462 Thadeous, you must calm down. It's over. 639 00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:32,202 You ate the heart, you passed the initiation. 640 00:34:32,303 --> 00:34:33,270 Passed? 641 00:34:33,371 --> 00:34:35,362 You made me look stupid in front of all your friends. 642 00:34:35,573 --> 00:34:38,064 And don't think I'm not telling father because I'm going to. 643 00:34:38,176 --> 00:34:41,441 Thadeous, we were just having some fun, and it was perfect. 644 00:34:41,646 --> 00:34:43,876 Now they know you're not to be fucked with. 645 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:46,050 Excuse me, sir, sorry for the intrusion. 646 00:34:46,151 --> 00:34:48,415 I have just witnessed a most disturbing incident. 647 00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:50,417 There must be a misunderstanding. 648 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:52,353 Julie is my most trusted confidant. 649 00:34:52,457 --> 00:34:53,685 Julie is an idiot. 650 00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:55,156 No, he's not. He's a gentleman. 651 00:34:55,293 --> 00:34:56,817 Julie is what, Your Highness? 652 00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:58,460 I'm not sure, Julie. 653 00:34:58,563 --> 00:35:00,724 Courtney said he saw some suspicious behavior. 654 00:35:00,999 --> 00:35:05,095 You, I saw you talking with Leezar. 655 00:35:07,505 --> 00:35:10,963 How dare you watch me in my private moments. 656 00:35:16,681 --> 00:35:18,114 He's stolen my vision. 657 00:35:18,383 --> 00:35:19,407 Get him, Courtney! 658 00:35:21,686 --> 00:35:22,675 Come here! 659 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:26,814 You old beast. 660 00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:29,390 Courtney, just restrain him with all your might. 661 00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:30,984 No, slay him! 662 00:35:31,329 --> 00:35:32,318 Murder him! 663 00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:33,759 Die of me. 664 00:35:38,169 --> 00:35:39,466 What? 665 00:35:39,671 --> 00:35:42,139 Don't move, you're surrounded. 666 00:35:42,507 --> 00:35:43,565 Ew! 667 00:35:43,841 --> 00:35:45,103 Julie has no dick! 668 00:35:45,210 --> 00:35:46,234 Ew. 669 00:35:46,377 --> 00:35:46,578 Boremont! 670 00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:47,442 Boremont! 671 00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:48,703 Help! 672 00:35:51,249 --> 00:35:52,238 Knights! 673 00:35:52,350 --> 00:35:53,817 A turncoat has been discovered! 674 00:35:54,018 --> 00:35:55,485 Prince Fabious, what is wrong? 675 00:35:55,687 --> 00:35:57,018 Boremont, seize Julie, 676 00:35:57,121 --> 00:35:58,554 I'm afraid he's betrayed us! 677 00:35:58,690 --> 00:36:00,783 That thing is a dickless traitor! 678 00:36:01,059 --> 00:36:02,526 - A traitor, you say. - Yes. 679 00:36:02,727 --> 00:36:05,218 I saw him seeking counsel with Leezar. 680 00:36:05,430 --> 00:36:08,058 Counsel? With Leezar? 681 00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:11,095 Well, if what they say is true, 682 00:36:11,202 --> 00:36:13,966 then, Julie, I have but one question for you. 683 00:36:14,572 --> 00:36:16,506 What were our master's orders? 684 00:36:16,608 --> 00:36:17,666 What? 685 00:36:17,775 --> 00:36:18,969 His orders were simple. 686 00:36:19,544 --> 00:36:22,069 Capture Fabious and kill the rest. 687 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,113 Boremont, how could you? 688 00:36:25,216 --> 00:36:26,706 What about the code of the Knights Elite? 689 00:36:26,818 --> 00:36:27,842 Code? 690 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,086 Upon your choice of best man for your wedding, 691 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:32,452 your "code" became clear to me. 692 00:36:32,557 --> 00:36:34,354 You hurt my feelings. 693 00:36:34,792 --> 00:36:36,589 Now I shall hurt yours. 694 00:36:38,096 --> 00:36:39,529 Kill them all! 695 00:36:39,731 --> 00:36:41,323 Look out! 696 00:36:48,306 --> 00:36:49,295 To the carriage! 697 00:36:49,407 --> 00:36:51,102 Your friends tried to slay us. 698 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:53,769 Those bastards! Get in! 699 00:36:59,117 --> 00:37:00,209 After them! 700 00:37:00,318 --> 00:37:01,307 Okay, go! 701 00:37:11,629 --> 00:37:13,119 We've got company! 702 00:37:13,331 --> 00:37:14,491 Ready yourselves! 703 00:37:14,632 --> 00:37:15,860 These men are fierce! 704 00:37:22,006 --> 00:37:23,098 Oh, gods! 705 00:37:47,298 --> 00:37:48,765 Under the cart you go! 706 00:37:52,970 --> 00:37:54,835 Fucking sword! Stab him! 707 00:37:55,039 --> 00:37:56,267 Stab him! 708 00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:04,176 You cut his hair off! 709 00:38:13,891 --> 00:38:15,017 Oh! 710 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:16,354 Fabious, he's coming! 711 00:38:16,561 --> 00:38:18,188 I know, get up here! 712 00:38:24,869 --> 00:38:25,836 Come on! 713 00:38:29,507 --> 00:38:30,531 Now what? 714 00:38:30,842 --> 00:38:33,504 I have a plan. We jump on the horses and ride away. 715 00:38:34,212 --> 00:38:35,770 But the horses, they're moving. 716 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:37,845 I know. I know. 717 00:38:40,385 --> 00:38:41,852 Oh, shit! 718 00:38:46,190 --> 00:38:47,179 Come on! 719 00:38:47,291 --> 00:38:48,519 What? Want me, as well? 720 00:38:48,726 --> 00:38:49,750 Now! 721 00:38:54,031 --> 00:38:55,521 Face me, you traitor. 722 00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:21,949 Look! 723 00:39:22,059 --> 00:39:23,151 Oh, shit! 724 00:39:40,812 --> 00:39:42,006 We did it! 725 00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:47,111 Ka-boom! 726 00:39:47,318 --> 00:39:48,717 Yes! 727 00:39:51,823 --> 00:39:53,620 If I could have everyone's attention. 728 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,716 I'd like to say a few words, if I may. 729 00:39:56,928 --> 00:39:59,226 I have prepared this feast 730 00:39:59,430 --> 00:40:02,297 in honor and appreciation of Belladonna. 731 00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:04,730 Seems like it was only yesterday 732 00:40:04,836 --> 00:40:08,272 that we used sorcery to burn your village to the ground, 733 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,102 come in and snatch you. 734 00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:11,701 But I remember looking at you 735 00:40:11,809 --> 00:40:13,208 all those years ago and thinking, 736 00:40:13,611 --> 00:40:16,079 "Wow, that's a baby." 737 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:19,215 "And that's the baby that someday I will have to have sex with." 738 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:20,907 Now, look at me. 739 00:40:21,118 --> 00:40:23,177 A 19-year-old boy, almost a man, 740 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:25,912 still a virgin. 741 00:40:26,123 --> 00:40:27,215 To the fuckening! 742 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:29,790 Yes, to the fuckening! 743 00:40:30,193 --> 00:40:33,254 Leezar, what is this rubbish you have set before us? 744 00:40:33,464 --> 00:40:36,092 It's such a funny choice for a feast. 745 00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:37,858 I'm just a little overwhelmed right now. 746 00:40:37,969 --> 00:40:40,267 Dealing with her and you and the fucking prophecy. 747 00:40:40,471 --> 00:40:41,665 I mean, we could all just relax... 748 00:40:41,772 --> 00:40:42,932 Master. 749 00:40:43,074 --> 00:40:44,735 What do you want, Julie? 750 00:40:45,009 --> 00:40:47,273 Regrettably, the Princes of Mourne have escaped. 751 00:40:47,478 --> 00:40:49,810 You should've killed them at the wedding when you had the chance. 752 00:40:50,081 --> 00:40:51,548 Fabious is of no purpose to us. 753 00:40:51,649 --> 00:40:52,741 Silence! 754 00:40:52,884 --> 00:40:55,819 His purpose is to destroy you and your evil ways. 755 00:40:55,953 --> 00:40:58,217 Would you shut up, or I will love you less. 756 00:40:58,322 --> 00:41:00,187 Are those fish fingers you're eating? 757 00:41:00,391 --> 00:41:03,053 No more questions! Now find them! 758 00:41:06,277 --> 00:41:09,246 Shit! Fabious, the horses! They're escaping. 759 00:41:09,347 --> 00:41:12,748 Yes, it's a distraction to lead them off our trail. 760 00:41:12,951 --> 00:41:15,010 And what are we to do now? Walk all the way home? 761 00:41:15,220 --> 00:41:17,688 Home? We're not going home. 762 00:41:17,822 --> 00:41:18,811 Just because the knights betrayed us 763 00:41:18,923 --> 00:41:20,914 does not mean we give up on the quest. 764 00:41:21,126 --> 00:41:23,185 Together we can still accomplish what needs to be done. 765 00:41:23,395 --> 00:41:25,386 How? We're lost, I'm hungry. 766 00:41:25,497 --> 00:41:27,727 This stump, it's putting my asshole to sleep. 767 00:41:27,832 --> 00:41:30,494 Thadeous, your feet are bare. Put your boots on. 768 00:41:30,935 --> 00:41:33,028 They're filthy, I'm having them exfoliated. 769 00:41:33,138 --> 00:41:34,662 No time for exfoliation. 770 00:41:36,708 --> 00:41:38,198 The compass points north. 771 00:41:38,410 --> 00:41:40,002 We shall follow it still. 772 00:41:40,412 --> 00:41:42,573 I will not give up till Belladonna is safe in mine arms. 773 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:43,647 Oh, god. 774 00:41:47,401 --> 00:41:49,301 Simon! Where have you been? 775 00:41:49,504 --> 00:41:50,698 Shit. 776 00:41:50,805 --> 00:41:51,931 What? 777 00:41:52,106 --> 00:41:54,574 I left goddamn Steven back at camp. 778 00:41:54,809 --> 00:41:55,969 Who's Steven? 779 00:41:56,177 --> 00:41:58,077 He's my loyal animal companion. 780 00:41:58,279 --> 00:42:01,578 And he means just as much to me as Simon means to you. 781 00:42:01,782 --> 00:42:04,250 But I guess I'll never see him again. 782 00:42:04,452 --> 00:42:06,886 Very well. I understand that bond. 783 00:42:07,155 --> 00:42:11,182 Let us return to camp, face the traitors and rescue Steven. 784 00:42:11,359 --> 00:42:13,054 No, fuck it. It's over. 785 00:42:13,327 --> 00:42:16,125 But, perhaps, since my animal companion is no longer here, 786 00:42:16,230 --> 00:42:18,562 it's only fair that we get rid of yours as well. 787 00:42:20,568 --> 00:42:22,798 No, that would serve no purpose, Brother. 788 00:42:23,004 --> 00:42:24,938 That would be like me asking you to get rid of Courtney 789 00:42:25,039 --> 00:42:26,768 just because Julie is no longer with us. 790 00:42:27,008 --> 00:42:29,169 I will drown Courtney in the shallow fucking pond right now 791 00:42:29,277 --> 00:42:30,403 if that means fair is fair. 792 00:42:30,511 --> 00:42:31,978 I don't like that idea, sir. 793 00:42:32,079 --> 00:42:34,013 No, Simon can help us. 794 00:42:34,115 --> 00:42:35,082 Simon, 795 00:42:35,449 --> 00:42:37,781 you must take this message to father. 796 00:42:37,885 --> 00:42:40,410 Tell him that the Knights Elite betrayed us 797 00:42:40,521 --> 00:42:43,957 and he must send an army across the valley to Muldiss Darton 798 00:42:44,158 --> 00:42:46,456 and help us retrieve the Blade of Unicorn. 799 00:42:46,594 --> 00:42:47,686 Hurry, Simon! 800 00:42:47,795 --> 00:42:50,855 Fly to Mourne and deliver these desperate words. 801 00:42:51,132 --> 00:42:52,429 Fly! 802 00:42:52,633 --> 00:42:54,066 Fly! 803 00:42:59,340 --> 00:43:02,275 Come on, Manious, you've been sniffing dirt all morning. 804 00:43:02,376 --> 00:43:05,140 We would not be in this position, Julie, 805 00:43:05,246 --> 00:43:08,044 if you wouldn't have gotten caught communicating with Leezar. 806 00:43:08,216 --> 00:43:10,309 And if you ladies were proper assassins, 807 00:43:10,418 --> 00:43:13,785 you'd have cut them down back there as the Dark Lord commanded. 808 00:43:15,289 --> 00:43:16,984 Manious, what do you see? 809 00:43:17,258 --> 00:43:19,886 They stepped towards the sun here. 810 00:43:20,094 --> 00:43:23,325 This blade of grass, one of them pissed on it. 811 00:43:23,664 --> 00:43:27,691 And then they moved, very quickly, mind, towards... 812 00:43:28,469 --> 00:43:29,458 There! 813 00:43:31,405 --> 00:43:32,838 That's Marteetee's land. 814 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,007 What? 815 00:43:34,208 --> 00:43:36,904 Our mission may be completed sooner than I expected. 816 00:43:40,181 --> 00:43:42,843 If I may be so bold, Your Highness, 817 00:43:42,950 --> 00:43:45,714 what is the meaning of that ribbon that you hold? 818 00:43:46,020 --> 00:43:47,544 This? 819 00:43:47,755 --> 00:43:49,586 It's a gift from Belladonna. 820 00:43:49,690 --> 00:43:50,679 A symbol of her virgin purity. 821 00:43:52,276 --> 00:43:54,574 I hold it and savor it. 822 00:43:54,745 --> 00:43:57,805 You do that instead of have sex with her? 823 00:43:58,015 --> 00:44:00,176 Belladonna is unlike any maiden in the kingdom. 824 00:44:00,317 --> 00:44:02,114 She behaves without judgment, 825 00:44:02,219 --> 00:44:03,743 defies expectation. 826 00:44:04,121 --> 00:44:05,713 When I first heard her voice 827 00:44:05,823 --> 00:44:07,688 a tear came to my eye, 828 00:44:07,791 --> 00:44:09,452 and that tear turned to ice, 829 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,528 and I kept that frozen tear 830 00:44:11,628 --> 00:44:14,096 far from my heart that burns with passion. 831 00:44:15,065 --> 00:44:16,555 If she had a wound, 832 00:44:16,767 --> 00:44:18,735 I would kiss it. 833 00:44:18,836 --> 00:44:21,100 If she had a splinter, 834 00:44:21,205 --> 00:44:24,697 I would pull it from her flesh with mine lips. 835 00:44:24,942 --> 00:44:30,039 Just say we are too late and Leezar has had his way with her, 836 00:44:30,347 --> 00:44:33,908 would you still be able to be with her? 837 00:44:35,085 --> 00:44:36,575 I don't want to think about that. 838 00:44:36,787 --> 00:44:38,687 But just say that we were moments late, 839 00:44:38,789 --> 00:44:42,225 and he was able to get her cookies. 840 00:44:42,526 --> 00:44:43,584 Shut up. 841 00:44:43,694 --> 00:44:47,630 Yes, I know, but what if he butt-fucked her? Would you still like her? 842 00:44:47,731 --> 00:44:49,221 Do I have to write you a poem? 843 00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:51,968 There's never been a love so true as ours. 844 00:44:53,137 --> 00:44:54,570 That's pure love. 845 00:44:54,805 --> 00:44:56,102 Yes, it is. 846 00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:57,673 No, that's pure love. 847 00:44:57,975 --> 00:44:59,966 There's a naked woman standing behind you. 848 00:45:01,678 --> 00:45:03,771 Who is that? 849 00:45:04,114 --> 00:45:05,979 Is she looking at us? 850 00:45:06,150 --> 00:45:07,811 Who is it? Is it him? Are you looking to him? 851 00:45:08,051 --> 00:45:09,985 Is it Courtney? Is it to me? 852 00:45:10,220 --> 00:45:11,448 It's Courtney. I think it's to me. 853 00:45:12,222 --> 00:45:15,487 I believe she is taking her trousers off. 854 00:45:15,792 --> 00:45:18,818 Right, I will return momentarily. 855 00:45:18,929 --> 00:45:20,055 No. 856 00:45:20,164 --> 00:45:21,324 Thadeous, it might be a trap. 857 00:45:21,999 --> 00:45:26,095 The only thing those tits will trap is my warm spray. 858 00:45:26,270 --> 00:45:28,329 Have fun rubbing your ribbon. 859 00:45:28,906 --> 00:45:29,998 Disgusting. 860 00:45:30,107 --> 00:45:31,074 Come back here, you. 861 00:45:34,294 --> 00:45:37,092 I'm beginning to think he doesn't care about this quest. 862 00:45:37,297 --> 00:45:39,458 What could possibly make you think that, sir? 863 00:45:39,566 --> 00:45:40,533 Oh, shit! 864 00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,030 Oh, shit! It's a trap. A booby trap. 865 00:45:43,236 --> 00:45:44,203 Oh, god! 866 00:45:44,404 --> 00:45:45,837 It was a trap. 867 00:45:46,039 --> 00:45:47,506 White people, I knew it! 868 00:45:47,707 --> 00:45:48,696 White people? 869 00:45:48,875 --> 00:45:50,536 - Are they nice or are they mean? - They're mean! 870 00:45:50,643 --> 00:45:51,905 They're the meanest! 871 00:45:52,278 --> 00:45:53,302 What do we do? 872 00:45:53,413 --> 00:45:55,244 I don't know. It is against code to strike a woman. 873 00:45:55,348 --> 00:45:56,440 I'm sick of your silly codes. 874 00:45:56,549 --> 00:45:57,777 Punch these ladies in the face! 875 00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:09,557 Sire, where are they taking us? 876 00:46:09,762 --> 00:46:12,390 I don't know. Stay close! 877 00:46:44,764 --> 00:46:45,822 Marteetee. 878 00:46:45,932 --> 00:46:46,921 Mart-who? 879 00:46:47,033 --> 00:46:49,263 Silence! 880 00:46:49,802 --> 00:46:52,600 Good day, my little bees 881 00:46:52,805 --> 00:46:56,707 and welcome to my most special of events. 882 00:46:57,210 --> 00:46:59,735 We have a wonderful treat 883 00:46:59,946 --> 00:47:04,042 as you get to witness a sea of babbling men 884 00:47:04,150 --> 00:47:06,050 behold their fates. 885 00:47:07,987 --> 00:47:11,286 Enter, Dastardly! 886 00:47:26,305 --> 00:47:27,795 Bloodthirsty creatures. 887 00:47:35,648 --> 00:47:36,706 Oh! 888 00:47:42,021 --> 00:47:45,479 Brother, if I die, you must promise me to continue our quest. 889 00:47:46,225 --> 00:47:47,192 Ooh! 890 00:47:56,102 --> 00:47:57,592 - Him. - No! 891 00:47:57,804 --> 00:47:58,793 Kill him first! 892 00:47:58,905 --> 00:47:59,872 Stay away! 893 00:48:02,942 --> 00:48:04,102 Take the knife. 894 00:48:04,210 --> 00:48:05,302 Why? 895 00:48:05,545 --> 00:48:06,876 Watch this. 896 00:48:23,162 --> 00:48:24,129 - Oh! - Yes! 897 00:48:24,330 --> 00:48:25,922 No! 898 00:48:27,166 --> 00:48:28,827 Face! Yes! 899 00:48:30,770 --> 00:48:31,896 Huh? 900 00:48:36,843 --> 00:48:39,471 We've bested your finest warrior. 901 00:48:39,679 --> 00:48:41,704 Now grant us our freedom! 902 00:48:41,914 --> 00:48:42,938 Yeah! 903 00:48:43,049 --> 00:48:46,018 Bring Marteetee his cauldron! 904 00:48:48,721 --> 00:48:50,484 What is the cauldron? 905 00:48:57,604 --> 00:49:00,038 Are my bees ready 906 00:49:00,139 --> 00:49:03,199 for the grand finale? 907 00:49:10,850 --> 00:49:13,478 Yes, my pet! 908 00:49:13,653 --> 00:49:15,780 Come forth 909 00:49:16,089 --> 00:49:20,617 and show thy bulbous! 910 00:49:29,502 --> 00:49:30,730 Oh, shit! 911 00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:48,487 Oh, gods! 912 00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:55,720 Over here! 913 00:49:57,864 --> 00:49:59,559 Hey, over here! 914 00:49:59,966 --> 00:50:01,194 Over here! 915 00:50:01,601 --> 00:50:03,068 Bring your fight to me! 916 00:50:08,808 --> 00:50:09,866 Shit! 917 00:50:26,693 --> 00:50:27,785 Thadeous! 918 00:50:27,894 --> 00:50:28,918 Shit! 919 00:50:29,028 --> 00:50:30,120 Sir! 920 00:50:30,229 --> 00:50:32,390 I've been bitten! I can't move my leg. 921 00:50:32,498 --> 00:50:33,658 You've got to suck out the venom. 922 00:50:33,866 --> 00:50:35,094 I don't want to suck it! You suck it! 923 00:50:35,268 --> 00:50:36,599 I can't suck my own venom! 924 00:50:36,703 --> 00:50:37,761 Yes, you can. I'll help you! 925 00:50:37,971 --> 00:50:39,996 Suck it! Suck your venom. 926 00:50:40,139 --> 00:50:41,606 I can't reach it with my mouth! 927 00:50:41,708 --> 00:50:42,697 Courtney, suck the venom! 928 00:50:42,809 --> 00:50:44,333 - I've never sucked... - Suck it! 929 00:50:44,944 --> 00:50:49,142 And who have we here? 930 00:50:49,415 --> 00:50:52,009 A sprightly little warrior you are. 931 00:50:52,251 --> 00:50:54,310 Suck it! Right there! Suck it! 932 00:50:54,420 --> 00:50:58,379 I will make nice when I enter you! 933 00:50:59,559 --> 00:51:01,083 It's coming! It's coming! 934 00:51:02,929 --> 00:51:04,089 Courtney spit the load! 935 00:51:04,297 --> 00:51:05,730 Don't swallow the venom! Spit it! 936 00:51:08,468 --> 00:51:10,299 Come on! Come on! 937 00:51:21,981 --> 00:51:23,414 - Kill it! - Fuck it up! 938 00:51:29,422 --> 00:51:30,389 Yes! 939 00:51:47,106 --> 00:51:48,232 What? 940 00:51:49,675 --> 00:51:54,612 Who is he that dares destroy my beautiful baby? 941 00:51:58,818 --> 00:51:59,785 It's a woman. 942 00:51:59,886 --> 00:52:01,012 I can see. 943 00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:02,109 Marteetee, 944 00:52:02,455 --> 00:52:04,389 when I was a child you enslaved my father 945 00:52:04,490 --> 00:52:06,424 and slaughtered him in this very arena. 946 00:52:06,726 --> 00:52:07,954 Today I avenge him. 947 00:52:08,061 --> 00:52:10,825 First by killing the beast, second, by killing you. 948 00:52:11,197 --> 00:52:14,826 Well, well, my tiny bee... 949 00:52:18,418 --> 00:52:20,318 Oh, shit. 950 00:52:29,429 --> 00:52:30,862 Let's go! We're going! 951 00:52:45,913 --> 00:52:47,312 - Brother, are you all right? - I'm fine! 952 00:52:47,447 --> 00:52:48,539 Come on, let's go! 953 00:52:50,150 --> 00:52:51,481 This way! 954 00:53:03,430 --> 00:53:04,761 Excuse me, my lady. 955 00:53:04,865 --> 00:53:07,197 May I but speak with you a moment? 956 00:53:07,668 --> 00:53:09,033 I'd like to introduce myself. 957 00:53:09,136 --> 00:53:11,263 I am Prince Fabious of Mourne 958 00:53:11,538 --> 00:53:13,733 and this is my brother, Thadeous, 959 00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:16,468 and his squire, young Courtney. 960 00:53:16,577 --> 00:53:17,544 Hello. 961 00:53:17,644 --> 00:53:20,374 We'd like to thank you for your help with that dread beast. 962 00:53:20,547 --> 00:53:22,947 I have no time for your maiden pleasantries. 963 00:53:23,050 --> 00:53:24,483 My quest continues to the north. 964 00:53:24,618 --> 00:53:26,415 As does ours. 965 00:53:27,421 --> 00:53:29,184 I thought maybe for the sake of both our quests, 966 00:53:29,289 --> 00:53:30,586 that we could travel together. 967 00:53:30,791 --> 00:53:33,089 At least, until we reach civilization. 968 00:53:33,427 --> 00:53:34,485 Yes, civilization. 969 00:53:34,595 --> 00:53:36,756 We are good men, we're questing to save my... 970 00:53:36,964 --> 00:53:37,890 Excuse my brother. 971 00:53:37,988 --> 00:53:40,865 He's not familiar with the customs of the road. 972 00:53:40,961 --> 00:53:43,665 Do not touch me. Why are you making me look bad? 973 00:53:43,787 --> 00:53:46,346 A warrior on the road never divulges the nature of his quest. 974 00:53:46,622 --> 00:53:49,056 One never knows if his aim may conflict with another's. 975 00:53:49,158 --> 00:53:50,989 Yes, I was just being nice. 976 00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:53,352 As we are on the same path, 977 00:53:53,462 --> 00:53:56,090 I suppose you boys may follow me to Muldiss Darton. 978 00:53:56,298 --> 00:53:58,357 From there I seek navigation and march alone. 979 00:53:58,534 --> 00:54:01,435 We thank you. And may we have your name? 980 00:54:01,937 --> 00:54:03,029 I'm Isabel. 981 00:54:03,238 --> 00:54:05,638 The last living member of the Harshbarger order. 982 00:54:05,841 --> 00:54:08,435 Well, Isabel, my brother and myself will ensure 983 00:54:08,644 --> 00:54:10,976 that you run into no danger while you travel with us. 984 00:54:11,113 --> 00:54:13,707 With our huge muscles, we shall protect you. 985 00:54:13,982 --> 00:54:15,313 Who? Protect what? 986 00:54:15,517 --> 00:54:17,007 To be fair, everyone will protect 987 00:54:17,119 --> 00:54:18,984 each other equally, I'm certain. 988 00:54:19,188 --> 00:54:23,147 But we will protect her more because we are men. 989 00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:32,997 - Boo! - Gods! 990 00:54:33,202 --> 00:54:34,294 What are you doing, Brother? 991 00:54:34,503 --> 00:54:36,971 What right do you have, scaring a man like that? 992 00:54:37,172 --> 00:54:38,935 Oh. What right have you to spy 993 00:54:39,041 --> 00:54:40,668 on a bathing woman from the shrubs? 994 00:54:41,210 --> 00:54:43,110 I'm simply keeping an eye on her. 995 00:54:43,312 --> 00:54:45,507 She is not like one of our dimwitted chamber maids 996 00:54:45,614 --> 00:54:47,343 that let me take them from behind. 997 00:54:47,449 --> 00:54:48,973 This woman has me vexed. 998 00:54:49,084 --> 00:54:50,483 What exactly would it take for one 999 00:54:50,586 --> 00:54:52,383 to tame such an adventurous slut? 1000 00:54:53,122 --> 00:54:55,989 I imagine she'd want her man to be honorable, 1001 00:54:56,091 --> 00:54:59,254 bold, brave, know his way around a blade. 1002 00:54:59,495 --> 00:55:02,061 Oh, god, she's looking at us. Remain perfectly still. 1003 00:55:26,889 --> 00:55:29,517 Mmm. We're almost out of wood. 1004 00:55:31,226 --> 00:55:34,593 Courtney, perhaps you and I should go and collect some firewood. 1005 00:55:34,930 --> 00:55:35,919 Yeah. 1006 00:55:36,031 --> 00:55:39,558 If you two wouldn't mind tending these embers. 1007 00:55:40,035 --> 00:55:41,059 No, of course not. 1008 00:55:41,603 --> 00:55:43,161 Tend away. 1009 00:55:57,853 --> 00:56:00,913 Care for another bite of some meat? 1010 00:56:05,594 --> 00:56:08,028 You're not much for talking, are you? 1011 00:56:08,230 --> 00:56:11,427 A true warrior must keep her focus on the road. 1012 00:56:11,633 --> 00:56:14,295 One never knows when death might be dealt. 1013 00:56:14,469 --> 00:56:16,061 Mmm. Yes, of course. 1014 00:56:16,738 --> 00:56:18,433 I've been involved in many 1015 00:56:18,540 --> 00:56:21,600 death dealings in focus-al moments. 1016 00:56:21,810 --> 00:56:23,437 Yes, by your childish shrieks 1017 00:56:23,545 --> 00:56:24,910 in the face of Marteetee's beast, 1018 00:56:25,013 --> 00:56:26,844 one could see as much. 1019 00:56:26,949 --> 00:56:28,507 What exactly is your problem with me? 1020 00:56:28,750 --> 00:56:31,378 Do you have a sword stuck so far up your butt-hole 1021 00:56:31,486 --> 00:56:34,114 that you cannot even enjoy yourself for one moment? 1022 00:56:34,256 --> 00:56:36,781 My quest affords me no such luxury. 1023 00:56:36,992 --> 00:56:39,119 Not even on a tender night like this? 1024 00:56:39,428 --> 00:56:40,952 The moons glimmering, 1025 00:56:41,063 --> 00:56:43,759 the cold air licking your tits. 1026 00:56:44,132 --> 00:56:47,932 On a night just like this I returned home from a hunt 1027 00:56:48,136 --> 00:56:49,967 to find a bloodbath. 1028 00:56:50,172 --> 00:56:52,299 Nothing remained of my six beloved brothers 1029 00:56:52,407 --> 00:56:54,637 save for their severed heads on stakes. 1030 00:56:54,743 --> 00:56:56,540 Their eyes had been plucked, 1031 00:56:56,645 --> 00:56:58,840 their teeth taken as tokens. 1032 00:56:58,947 --> 00:57:02,610 I wear this bracelet, forged of the steel of their shields, 1033 00:57:02,784 --> 00:57:05,309 as a constant reminder of my vow to avenge them. 1034 00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:09,047 My only advice would just be to keep your head up, 1035 00:57:09,157 --> 00:57:10,590 hang in there, 1036 00:57:10,692 --> 00:57:12,717 live every day to the fullest, 1037 00:57:12,961 --> 00:57:14,622 have sex as much as you can 1038 00:57:14,730 --> 00:57:16,220 by campfire when you're all alone 1039 00:57:16,431 --> 00:57:18,456 and your brother is out gathering wood. 1040 00:57:18,667 --> 00:57:20,066 Just simple things like that. 1041 00:57:22,437 --> 00:57:24,462 Do you think he'll make love with her tonight? 1042 00:57:24,673 --> 00:57:26,402 Not a chance. 1043 00:57:29,978 --> 00:57:33,243 Either way, I've spent a lifetime often envious of him. 1044 00:57:33,448 --> 00:57:34,472 Envious of Thadeous? 1045 00:57:34,983 --> 00:57:38,475 All the times that he could sit back and have a laugh 1046 00:57:38,687 --> 00:57:41,315 and really enjoy the moment. 1047 00:57:41,523 --> 00:57:43,957 And I was up on stage 1048 00:57:44,059 --> 00:57:46,755 wearing make-up to cover my acne. 1049 00:57:46,862 --> 00:57:49,353 My hair perfectly coiffed, even for war. 1050 00:57:51,166 --> 00:57:54,192 I think you misunderstand the situation. 1051 00:57:54,403 --> 00:57:59,602 He constantly gazes at you with such eager eyes. 1052 00:58:00,175 --> 00:58:02,837 Sometimes he borrows your armor 1053 00:58:03,045 --> 00:58:07,072 and he prances around the courtyard, flailing your sword, 1054 00:58:07,182 --> 00:58:09,776 going, "I am Fabious! 1055 00:58:09,885 --> 00:58:12,012 "Look at me slay dragon." 1056 00:58:13,588 --> 00:58:16,216 He does it out of love. He loves you, sir. 1057 00:58:16,825 --> 00:58:18,315 He adores you. 1058 00:58:20,829 --> 00:58:24,060 I know tragedy as well. My mother is dead. 1059 00:58:24,266 --> 00:58:26,359 I have someone dead in my family, too. 1060 00:58:26,568 --> 00:58:28,627 Also, recently 1061 00:58:28,737 --> 00:58:31,763 my brother's bride-to-be was stolen 1062 00:58:32,074 --> 00:58:33,871 by a devious wizard. 1063 00:58:34,176 --> 00:58:35,438 Wizard? 1064 00:58:35,544 --> 00:58:36,806 Mmm-hmm. 1065 00:58:36,912 --> 00:58:37,901 Huh. 1066 00:58:38,013 --> 00:58:39,412 If you could keep a secret, 1067 00:58:40,549 --> 00:58:41,982 it was Leezar. 1068 00:58:42,084 --> 00:58:43,210 Leezar? 1069 00:58:43,318 --> 00:58:44,546 Mmm-hmm. 1070 00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:45,887 Ah. 1071 00:58:46,021 --> 00:58:48,319 I understand he's a very dangerous man. 1072 00:58:48,423 --> 00:58:51,017 Duh. That's why Fabious turned to me. 1073 00:58:51,226 --> 00:58:54,457 The most bold and brave and honorable man that he knows. 1074 00:58:54,563 --> 00:58:55,552 Mmm. 1075 00:58:55,664 --> 00:58:57,859 We aim to kill the magical cocksucker. 1076 00:58:58,266 --> 00:58:59,961 Do you see this compass? 1077 00:59:00,435 --> 00:59:02,460 What a fascinating device. 1078 00:59:03,472 --> 00:59:05,940 It will lead us to a labyrinth which holds a blade. 1079 00:59:06,141 --> 00:59:09,872 The only weapon strong enough to defeat the wizard. 1080 00:59:10,112 --> 00:59:12,740 Well, perhaps I misjudged you. 1081 00:59:12,914 --> 00:59:14,404 It's not your fault. 1082 00:59:14,616 --> 00:59:17,346 I know I may seem like I have a rugged exterior, 1083 00:59:17,552 --> 00:59:22,387 but underneath it all, I have a golden heart that beats and beats. 1084 00:59:39,641 --> 00:59:41,768 So beautiful. 1085 00:59:46,114 --> 00:59:47,809 That poor creature. 1086 00:59:55,424 --> 00:59:56,482 That's right. 1087 01:00:00,362 --> 01:00:01,488 Look at yourself. 1088 01:00:01,696 --> 01:00:04,494 Why would anyone ever want to be with you? 1089 01:00:04,633 --> 01:00:06,567 Hmm. I'm not sure, really. 1090 01:00:06,701 --> 01:00:08,566 Oh, yeah. Perhaps, because I'm rich, 1091 01:00:08,670 --> 01:00:10,763 I live in a castle and I can do magic. 1092 01:00:10,972 --> 01:00:16,842 Okay, then why did you need to kidnap me if you're so desirable? 1093 01:00:17,045 --> 01:00:19,605 Because I'm the prophecy born, maybe. 1094 01:00:19,815 --> 01:00:21,908 Or I'm going to have a dragon soon 1095 01:00:22,117 --> 01:00:23,414 which I'll be able to control, 1096 01:00:23,518 --> 01:00:24,985 and it's going to give me ultimate power. 1097 01:00:25,187 --> 01:00:27,382 How? Because you can make a dragon do things? 1098 01:00:27,489 --> 01:00:30,014 Yes. I could make it devour people 1099 01:00:30,125 --> 01:00:32,491 or breathe fire over the Kingdom of Mourne. 1100 01:00:32,661 --> 01:00:34,390 Mmm. Sounds flimsy. 1101 01:00:34,496 --> 01:00:36,225 First of all, you obviously don't know 1102 01:00:36,331 --> 01:00:38,322 jack shit about the prophecy. 1103 01:00:38,533 --> 01:00:41,468 How do you know that it won't be me who controls the dragon? 1104 01:00:41,670 --> 01:00:44,104 Because I am the chosen one. 1105 01:00:44,306 --> 01:00:47,605 Chosen one controls the dragon. 1106 01:00:47,809 --> 01:00:49,436 Those are the rules, basically. 1107 01:00:52,414 --> 01:00:53,813 What are you laughing at? 1108 01:00:54,015 --> 01:00:55,346 I was just thinking about your penis 1109 01:00:55,450 --> 01:00:57,611 and how unusual it must look. 1110 01:00:58,453 --> 01:01:00,011 It doesn't look unusual. 1111 01:01:00,121 --> 01:01:01,679 How do you know it's going to work? 1112 01:01:01,923 --> 01:01:03,914 - Because I've tested it. - Really? 1113 01:01:04,392 --> 01:01:08,158 And if your vagina is anything like my hand 1114 01:01:08,363 --> 01:01:11,161 there will be no problem. 1115 01:01:14,736 --> 01:01:17,671 Fair warriors, arise. 1116 01:01:17,772 --> 01:01:19,865 Two days before the eclipse. 1117 01:01:19,975 --> 01:01:23,103 Thadeous, hand me the compass so I can check its shadow. 1118 01:01:23,211 --> 01:01:24,303 What? 1119 01:01:24,412 --> 01:01:25,470 The compass. 1120 01:01:25,647 --> 01:01:26,841 Oh. 1121 01:01:28,617 --> 01:01:30,084 That's weird. 1122 01:01:30,185 --> 01:01:32,346 It was around my neck when I slept. 1123 01:01:32,554 --> 01:01:34,044 Where is it, Thadeous? 1124 01:01:34,256 --> 01:01:36,053 I don't know. I just woke up. 1125 01:01:36,324 --> 01:01:38,417 Isabel seems to have gone. 1126 01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:39,652 Isabel! 1127 01:01:39,861 --> 01:01:40,850 Isabel! 1128 01:01:40,962 --> 01:01:42,327 Isabel! 1129 01:01:42,898 --> 01:01:43,865 Shit. 1130 01:01:43,965 --> 01:01:44,989 Thadeous, 1131 01:01:45,300 --> 01:01:46,631 you didn't by chance tell her 1132 01:01:46,735 --> 01:01:49,226 anything about the nature of our quest, did you? 1133 01:01:49,738 --> 01:01:52,229 I may have dropped 1134 01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:54,237 a few minor details. 1135 01:01:54,442 --> 01:01:56,103 Did you tell Isabel 1136 01:01:56,545 --> 01:02:00,447 anything about the one-of-a-kind mythical compass? 1137 01:02:02,617 --> 01:02:03,811 Mmm. 1138 01:02:03,919 --> 01:02:05,443 Gods! 1139 01:02:05,654 --> 01:02:07,121 She's run off with the compass. 1140 01:02:07,322 --> 01:02:09,051 - We don't know that for sure. - Oh, yeah? 1141 01:02:09,157 --> 01:02:12,126 Where is it? Where is she? 1142 01:02:12,327 --> 01:02:14,488 All right, well, it wasn't my fault. 1143 01:02:14,596 --> 01:02:16,894 I was falling madly in love with her. 1144 01:02:16,998 --> 01:02:19,228 I was bedazzled by her sweet bosom. 1145 01:02:19,334 --> 01:02:20,301 I was helpless. 1146 01:02:20,402 --> 01:02:21,426 You fool! 1147 01:02:21,636 --> 01:02:24,969 Without the compass, how do we find the Blade of Unicorn? 1148 01:02:25,073 --> 01:02:27,405 And without that sword, how do we defeat Leezar? 1149 01:02:27,609 --> 01:02:30,578 Maybe we can find some other way, with nets or something. 1150 01:02:30,812 --> 01:02:31,938 Nets? 1151 01:02:32,113 --> 01:02:33,603 Oh, that's a great plan. 1152 01:02:33,815 --> 01:02:36,545 And meanwhile, Belladonna's going to get raped and die! 1153 01:02:36,785 --> 01:02:38,912 We don't know for sure if she'll die. 1154 01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:40,587 Is this a joke to you? 1155 01:02:40,689 --> 01:02:43,385 Look, I'm sorry, but I shouldn't even be here. 1156 01:02:43,491 --> 01:02:46,051 We've almost been killed multiple times. 1157 01:02:46,161 --> 01:02:47,856 I will probably die on this quest. 1158 01:02:48,029 --> 01:02:50,054 Courtney definitely will. 1159 01:02:50,999 --> 01:02:53,160 Fuck Courtney, and fuck you! 1160 01:02:53,368 --> 01:02:56,166 Maybe they're right, everything they say about you. 1161 01:02:56,371 --> 01:02:58,100 They only say that stuff because of you, 1162 01:02:58,239 --> 01:03:00,764 because you go out and have to pretend to be the best. 1163 01:03:00,875 --> 01:03:02,843 And they look at me like I'm some sort of idiot. 1164 01:03:02,944 --> 01:03:04,935 Everyone in the kingdom wants to suck your dick. 1165 01:03:05,146 --> 01:03:07,512 No one wants to suck mine! 1166 01:03:08,550 --> 01:03:10,575 Oh, Thadeous, 1167 01:03:10,785 --> 01:03:13,845 you have the potential to be such a noble warrior, 1168 01:03:14,055 --> 01:03:16,580 but instead you just let yourself go, 1169 01:03:16,791 --> 01:03:18,775 and everyone around you. 1170 01:03:18,975 --> 01:03:21,773 You have no idea what it's like to be me. 1171 01:03:21,978 --> 01:03:24,105 Being your brother is a curse. 1172 01:03:24,313 --> 01:03:27,544 I'd rather be brothers with anyone else but you. 1173 01:03:31,988 --> 01:03:35,651 You say nothing else for fear of what I might do. 1174 01:03:35,758 --> 01:03:37,521 Nothing! 1175 01:03:39,328 --> 01:03:41,956 Now get dressed and comb your hair. 1176 01:03:42,165 --> 01:03:43,598 I'm going to Muldiss Darton. 1177 01:04:09,826 --> 01:04:11,418 Sex. 1178 01:04:21,437 --> 01:04:23,337 Come on, Courtney. 1179 01:04:23,539 --> 01:04:24,836 Come on. 1180 01:04:35,017 --> 01:04:38,851 For better or worse, we're here. Muldiss Darton. 1181 01:04:52,134 --> 01:04:53,465 You and Courtney entertain yourselves. 1182 01:04:53,569 --> 01:04:55,127 I'm going off to find the sword alone. 1183 01:04:55,271 --> 01:04:56,295 Alone? 1184 01:04:56,405 --> 01:04:58,032 I can't afford to waste any more time. 1185 01:04:58,140 --> 01:05:00,631 Well, what are we to do? 1186 01:05:00,843 --> 01:05:03,368 Do whatever it is you do, Thadeous. 1187 01:05:06,382 --> 01:05:09,647 Well, obviously he's still upset. 1188 01:05:19,495 --> 01:05:21,395 Oh, gods, Courtney. 1189 01:05:21,597 --> 01:05:23,189 How my heart laments. 1190 01:05:23,399 --> 01:05:27,130 Having been betrayed by the sways of a beautiful woman. 1191 01:05:27,336 --> 01:05:30,305 And Fabious, throwing his goddamn tantrums 1192 01:05:30,406 --> 01:05:33,170 with no regard for anyone else's feelings. 1193 01:05:33,509 --> 01:05:35,670 He really needs to consider... 1194 01:05:35,778 --> 01:05:37,507 Sir, look over there. 1195 01:05:37,647 --> 01:05:40,115 It's that thieving Isabel. 1196 01:05:41,017 --> 01:05:43,747 My gods! The balls of this woman! 1197 01:05:44,854 --> 01:05:46,685 Do you think any of those men are her boyfriends? 1198 01:05:46,889 --> 01:05:47,981 Possibly. 1199 01:05:48,124 --> 01:05:49,887 Who would ever want to be her boyfriend? 1200 01:05:50,026 --> 01:05:51,084 What do we do? 1201 01:05:51,260 --> 01:05:52,727 I'll tell you what we do. 1202 01:05:52,929 --> 01:05:55,625 We go over there, we get the compass back, 1203 01:05:55,731 --> 01:05:57,130 we give it to Fabious, 1204 01:05:57,233 --> 01:05:58,598 we make him feel horrible 1205 01:05:58,701 --> 01:06:00,134 for the way in which he treated me, 1206 01:06:00,303 --> 01:06:01,998 and then you and I head for home. 1207 01:06:02,305 --> 01:06:04,569 You believe it to be as easy as that, sir? 1208 01:06:04,774 --> 01:06:08,403 Courtney, she is a woman, and we are a man. 1209 01:06:09,145 --> 01:06:11,739 How hard could this be? 1210 01:06:11,948 --> 01:06:13,540 It's my birthday today, you know. 1211 01:06:13,749 --> 01:06:15,114 Fuck that. 1212 01:06:43,045 --> 01:06:44,012 Boremont! 1213 01:06:44,113 --> 01:06:45,876 You dare to betray me twice? 1214 01:06:46,082 --> 01:06:47,947 No, it's the same betrayal as before. 1215 01:06:48,050 --> 01:06:49,415 It all just counts as one. 1216 01:06:49,552 --> 01:06:52,749 I suggest you surrender before my father's army gets here. 1217 01:06:53,022 --> 01:06:56,150 After Simon's message, they should be arriving nigh on now. 1218 01:06:56,359 --> 01:06:58,554 Ah, yes. 1219 01:06:58,661 --> 01:07:01,095 About your tin pet. 1220 01:07:03,866 --> 01:07:05,493 Simon. 1221 01:07:08,871 --> 01:07:10,429 Best of luck with your quest. 1222 01:07:10,539 --> 01:07:12,166 And you with yours. 1223 01:07:17,279 --> 01:07:19,474 Not so fast, trickster. 1224 01:07:19,782 --> 01:07:21,511 Hello, Thadeous. 1225 01:07:21,717 --> 01:07:23,082 The time for pleasantries is through. 1226 01:07:23,185 --> 01:07:24,846 Do you feel that tiny prick in your back? 1227 01:07:25,054 --> 01:07:26,180 Is that your cock? 1228 01:07:26,389 --> 01:07:29,847 No, 'tis a knife, but I'll gladly penetrate you with it. 1229 01:07:30,059 --> 01:07:31,651 Now look over your shoulder. 1230 01:07:31,861 --> 01:07:33,795 Other shoulder. 1231 01:07:36,899 --> 01:07:38,491 - Frightening. - Mmm-hmm. 1232 01:07:38,701 --> 01:07:42,034 We have you surrounded. An animal in a cage. 1233 01:07:42,238 --> 01:07:43,865 Now sit. 1234 01:07:50,513 --> 01:07:54,472 So, who were those handsome men you were talking to? 1235 01:07:54,583 --> 01:07:56,073 My contacts. 1236 01:07:56,185 --> 01:07:57,584 Mmm. By contacts do you mean 1237 01:07:57,686 --> 01:08:00,382 men you trick into liking you so you can fuck them over? 1238 01:08:00,489 --> 01:08:01,751 What are you talking about? 1239 01:08:01,891 --> 01:08:02,880 You know what I'm talking about. 1240 01:08:02,992 --> 01:08:04,459 The compass. Hand it over now. 1241 01:08:04,660 --> 01:08:06,025 You lied. It does nothing. 1242 01:08:06,295 --> 01:08:09,128 Maybe if you would've gone to the Wize Wizard like we did, 1243 01:08:09,265 --> 01:08:12,860 he could have explained to you that it only works in sunlight. 1244 01:08:13,069 --> 01:08:14,297 Really? 1245 01:08:14,403 --> 01:08:16,166 Shit, I shouldn't have told you that. 1246 01:08:16,338 --> 01:08:18,067 Isn't the Wize Wizard a pervert? 1247 01:08:18,174 --> 01:08:19,163 Yes. 1248 01:08:19,708 --> 01:08:21,505 Sadly, I think he molested my brother. 1249 01:08:22,044 --> 01:08:23,306 That's unfortunate. 1250 01:08:23,412 --> 01:08:25,744 Enough of your sympathy. The compass. Give it. 1251 01:08:25,948 --> 01:08:27,882 I need it to destroy Leezar. 1252 01:08:28,084 --> 01:08:29,312 Your quest is to kill Leezar? 1253 01:08:29,518 --> 01:08:32,351 Yes. My family is the order of the Golden Knights. 1254 01:08:32,555 --> 01:08:35,581 We're sworn to obstruct the prophecy of the dragon eclipse. 1255 01:08:36,025 --> 01:08:37,424 That's what the Golden Knights do? 1256 01:08:37,626 --> 01:08:39,491 It is my legacy to stop anyone 1257 01:08:39,595 --> 01:08:41,495 who wants to fuck to make dragons. 1258 01:08:41,697 --> 01:08:44,689 Yuck. Well, that's the same thing we're trying to do. 1259 01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:46,927 Why would you hinder us and steal the compass? 1260 01:08:47,069 --> 01:08:49,435 His mothers sent my brothers to their death. 1261 01:08:49,672 --> 01:08:51,401 I must stop Leezar and I can't afford 1262 01:08:51,507 --> 01:08:52,940 to let anyone get in my way. 1263 01:08:53,075 --> 01:08:55,543 Least of all, a slob and his boy. 1264 01:08:55,744 --> 01:08:57,644 Guess what? I despise you. 1265 01:08:57,746 --> 01:08:59,737 You're a bully and a whore. 1266 01:08:59,949 --> 01:09:01,678 Now give me the compass now. 1267 01:09:01,884 --> 01:09:02,873 And if I don't? 1268 01:09:02,985 --> 01:09:03,974 Well, 1269 01:09:07,423 --> 01:09:09,050 then things will get very nasty. 1270 01:09:09,258 --> 01:09:10,225 Oh, really? 1271 01:09:10,426 --> 01:09:11,950 Oh, really. 1272 01:09:15,531 --> 01:09:16,498 Shit! 1273 01:09:20,136 --> 01:09:21,228 Oh, shit! 1274 01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:26,071 Oh! God! Courtney, fucking do something. 1275 01:09:26,275 --> 01:09:27,572 Your Highness! 1276 01:09:27,776 --> 01:09:28,765 Excuse me. 1277 01:09:28,978 --> 01:09:29,945 What the fuck? 1278 01:09:35,951 --> 01:09:37,316 Take that shit outside! 1279 01:09:40,389 --> 01:09:41,447 Oh, sorry. 1280 01:09:50,966 --> 01:09:52,058 Hello. 1281 01:10:27,169 --> 01:10:29,763 Thank you for the hospitality, gentlemen. 1282 01:10:29,872 --> 01:10:31,305 That didn't really go as planned. 1283 01:10:31,407 --> 01:10:32,897 She's gone and now so is the compass. 1284 01:10:33,008 --> 01:10:34,703 She is, indeed, gone, sir. 1285 01:10:34,910 --> 01:10:37,640 The compass, however, is right here. 1286 01:10:37,780 --> 01:10:39,407 Courtney, my good man. 1287 01:10:40,649 --> 01:10:41,809 How did you do it? 1288 01:10:41,917 --> 01:10:43,077 Before your father bought me, 1289 01:10:43,185 --> 01:10:46,416 I was a sex slave for a band of gypsies in the north 1290 01:10:46,522 --> 01:10:49,787 and they taught me a thing or two about sleight-of-hand. 1291 01:10:50,059 --> 01:10:51,492 Oh, you. 1292 01:10:51,694 --> 01:10:53,355 Now you see me, now you don't. 1293 01:10:53,929 --> 01:10:54,918 Delicious. 1294 01:10:57,833 --> 01:10:59,494 I can't wait to see the look 1295 01:10:59,602 --> 01:11:02,298 on Fabious' silly face when he sees this. 1296 01:11:02,404 --> 01:11:03,371 Clear! 1297 01:11:08,410 --> 01:11:09,399 Fabious. 1298 01:11:09,511 --> 01:11:11,138 What do we do? 1299 01:11:11,747 --> 01:11:12,839 I'll tell you what we do. 1300 01:11:13,015 --> 01:11:16,143 We will steal a steed and we will ride to the next town. 1301 01:11:16,385 --> 01:11:18,012 We become ghosts, start a brand new life, 1302 01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:20,452 one where you still serve me. And we're stable boys, 1303 01:11:20,556 --> 01:11:22,183 and we bed the fickle wives of farmers. 1304 01:11:22,291 --> 01:11:23,451 What about Fabious? 1305 01:11:23,559 --> 01:11:24,651 Oh, Fabious. 1306 01:11:24,860 --> 01:11:26,088 We'll remember him fondly. 1307 01:11:26,195 --> 01:11:28,755 I really think we should try and rescue him. 1308 01:11:28,864 --> 01:11:31,094 But, how, Courtney? You are weak, and I am hungry. 1309 01:11:32,301 --> 01:11:35,566 You deceitful pricks. You stole the compass from me. 1310 01:11:35,771 --> 01:11:38,137 Who? I didn't. Courtney did. 1311 01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:39,969 Please have mercy on us, lady warrior. 1312 01:11:40,576 --> 01:11:43,170 Fabious has been captured by Leezar and his men. 1313 01:11:43,379 --> 01:11:44,937 He was captured? 1314 01:11:45,047 --> 01:11:46,105 Yes. 1315 01:11:46,482 --> 01:11:49,178 We got into a huge swordfight 1316 01:11:49,385 --> 01:11:51,148 and we were able to escape 1317 01:11:51,253 --> 01:11:53,118 and he was not. 1318 01:11:53,289 --> 01:11:55,120 I know how you're feeling inside. 1319 01:11:55,324 --> 01:11:56,348 As if you cannot rest 1320 01:11:56,458 --> 01:12:00,121 until you destroy those who harmed your family. 1321 01:12:00,229 --> 01:12:04,063 You want to skin them alive then wear their flesh as a cape 1322 01:12:04,166 --> 01:12:07,192 as you dance around their convulsing corpses. 1323 01:12:08,604 --> 01:12:09,593 Yes, of course. 1324 01:12:09,705 --> 01:12:10,763 Yes. 1325 01:12:10,973 --> 01:12:12,964 That feeling is all too familiar. 1326 01:12:13,275 --> 01:12:14,606 It's been burning in my beaver 1327 01:12:14,710 --> 01:12:16,837 since the day I lost my brothers. 1328 01:12:17,313 --> 01:12:18,803 We've had our differences, 1329 01:12:19,515 --> 01:12:21,039 but if we work together, 1330 01:12:21,150 --> 01:12:24,051 we can save your brother, avenge my family, 1331 01:12:24,253 --> 01:12:27,086 and destroy Leezar once and for all. 1332 01:12:27,956 --> 01:12:30,584 This woman is mad. 1333 01:12:50,212 --> 01:12:52,077 I believe we found our labyrinth. 1334 01:12:52,548 --> 01:12:55,779 Where? The compass has led us to a dead end. 1335 01:12:55,984 --> 01:12:57,918 Shall we return home? 1336 01:12:58,120 --> 01:13:00,020 It appears as though there's something written here 1337 01:13:00,122 --> 01:13:01,919 in the language of the Highland Dwarf. 1338 01:13:02,324 --> 01:13:03,586 I can't read it. 1339 01:13:03,792 --> 01:13:08,320 Sir, you're well-versed in the Highland Dwarf language, aren't you? 1340 01:13:08,664 --> 01:13:10,791 You read Dwarf, Thadeous? 1341 01:13:11,033 --> 01:13:13,866 I have had encounters with those people, yes. 1342 01:13:14,069 --> 01:13:16,594 Really? Well, then what does it say? 1343 01:13:17,406 --> 01:13:18,805 Fucker. 1344 01:13:27,383 --> 01:13:28,714 It's nonsense. 1345 01:13:28,917 --> 01:13:32,648 It says, "What leads you here will lead you there." 1346 01:13:32,755 --> 01:13:33,983 It's rubbish. 1347 01:13:34,089 --> 01:13:35,647 Highland Dwarves are a silly culture. 1348 01:13:35,758 --> 01:13:38,784 Oftentimes they speak and I have no idea what they're talking about. 1349 01:13:41,530 --> 01:13:42,690 What is she doing? 1350 01:13:43,065 --> 01:13:44,464 Perfect fit. 1351 01:14:05,421 --> 01:14:06,445 You coming? 1352 01:14:50,966 --> 01:14:52,524 What is that foul stench? 1353 01:14:53,735 --> 01:14:55,293 What was that noise? 1354 01:14:55,504 --> 01:14:59,065 I don't know, Courtney. But I don't like this. 1355 01:15:09,685 --> 01:15:12,085 I fear we're not alone in here. 1356 01:15:35,210 --> 01:15:37,770 What is that thing? I don't know, but run! 1357 01:15:41,984 --> 01:15:43,178 Isabel! 1358 01:15:49,691 --> 01:15:51,124 Sir? 1359 01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:53,425 Help! Your Highness! 1360 01:15:53,562 --> 01:15:55,029 Courtney! 1361 01:15:55,230 --> 01:15:56,219 Thadeous! 1362 01:15:56,532 --> 01:15:58,227 Isabel! 1363 01:15:58,333 --> 01:16:00,961 Companions, where are you? 1364 01:16:03,505 --> 01:16:06,372 Courtney! Hello? 1365 01:16:06,575 --> 01:16:07,803 Thadeous! 1366 01:16:14,016 --> 01:16:15,074 Where are you, sire? 1367 01:17:07,869 --> 01:17:10,861 This is the Blade of Unicorn? 1368 01:17:11,073 --> 01:17:12,938 It's just bones. 1369 01:17:18,714 --> 01:17:20,705 You've found it. 1370 01:17:21,817 --> 01:17:23,512 Who said that? 1371 01:17:24,052 --> 01:17:28,955 'Tis I, the soul of this maze and protector of the blade. 1372 01:17:29,157 --> 01:17:30,886 'Tis my duty to ensure 1373 01:17:30,993 --> 01:17:35,225 only a true hero carries the blade from this tomb. 1374 01:17:35,364 --> 01:17:36,490 Okay. 1375 01:17:36,598 --> 01:17:38,691 Say, for instance, a man entered here 1376 01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:40,859 by accident who wasn't a true hero. 1377 01:17:40,969 --> 01:17:42,630 What would happen to him? 1378 01:17:42,771 --> 01:17:44,295 Death. 1379 01:17:44,940 --> 01:17:46,271 I see. Well, 1380 01:17:46,808 --> 01:17:48,298 I am no true hero. 1381 01:17:48,510 --> 01:17:52,810 So I would like to just place the sword back where I found it, 1382 01:17:53,015 --> 01:17:56,280 and then I will go my way, and you won't kill me, 1383 01:17:56,485 --> 01:17:58,146 and that will be that, okay? 1384 01:17:58,353 --> 01:17:59,547 Go? 1385 01:17:59,755 --> 01:18:01,188 Where would you like to go? 1386 01:18:06,159 --> 01:18:07,285 Is that... 1387 01:18:07,393 --> 01:18:09,122 Your home. 1388 01:18:09,329 --> 01:18:12,594 Okay, well, I would surely go there. That would be fine. 1389 01:18:12,765 --> 01:18:15,427 Shall I just slide the sword back into the thingy, 1390 01:18:15,535 --> 01:18:17,628 or place it gently upon the ground? 1391 01:18:17,737 --> 01:18:19,728 And if I told you that your brother 1392 01:18:19,939 --> 01:18:22,669 will die without the help of this blade, 1393 01:18:22,775 --> 01:18:25,573 would you still walk through that door? 1394 01:18:25,678 --> 01:18:28,340 Without the blade, Fabious will be helpless against Leezar. 1395 01:18:29,582 --> 01:18:32,142 Shut your magical hole. Why are you showing me this? 1396 01:18:32,252 --> 01:18:34,846 It's what you wanted, is it not? 1397 01:18:35,255 --> 01:18:36,517 Your brother gone. 1398 01:18:36,689 --> 01:18:38,987 You'll be king of all the land. 1399 01:18:39,459 --> 01:18:41,654 Think of the power, 1400 01:18:41,861 --> 01:18:45,592 the women, the bush, the sticky-icky, the honeypots. 1401 01:18:45,798 --> 01:18:48,995 Well, it would be nice to be king. 1402 01:18:49,202 --> 01:18:53,195 And all you have to do is forget about the blade. 1403 01:18:53,406 --> 01:18:58,639 Leave it where you found it and never think of this place again. 1404 01:19:01,180 --> 01:19:05,674 That's very sweet but I am not a female Minotaur. 1405 01:19:05,785 --> 01:19:07,150 Ow! 1406 01:19:08,354 --> 01:19:10,254 His worm is tickling me. 1407 01:19:16,029 --> 01:19:17,394 Get off of me! 1408 01:19:18,431 --> 01:19:20,262 I'm not enjoying this! 1409 01:19:21,868 --> 01:19:23,199 Get off me. 1410 01:19:38,651 --> 01:19:39,618 Whew! 1411 01:19:55,083 --> 01:19:57,017 Did you just see that? 1412 01:19:57,219 --> 01:19:59,881 I came back for you all! I saved you! 1413 01:20:00,022 --> 01:20:01,512 What, you were going to leave us? 1414 01:20:02,190 --> 01:20:04,055 No, of course not. 1415 01:20:04,559 --> 01:20:06,584 Is that the... 1416 01:20:06,695 --> 01:20:08,094 Blade of Unicorn? 1417 01:20:08,463 --> 01:20:11,489 Yes, my companions, it is. 1418 01:20:11,700 --> 01:20:13,031 It's so beautiful. 1419 01:20:13,235 --> 01:20:15,863 It's very, very sharp. 1420 01:20:18,073 --> 01:20:20,098 Come here, you silly. 1421 01:20:22,811 --> 01:20:24,779 What are you doing? 1422 01:20:24,980 --> 01:20:29,576 I was just trying to cut this horn as a souvenir of my kill, 1423 01:20:29,785 --> 01:20:31,650 but it's proving to be a bit of a bitch. 1424 01:20:32,921 --> 01:20:36,118 You can never sever the horn of a Minotaur. 1425 01:20:36,291 --> 01:20:37,258 Hmm. 1426 01:20:44,433 --> 01:20:45,832 Only a champion man 1427 01:20:45,934 --> 01:20:48,835 would hold the Blade of Unicorn in his hands. 1428 01:20:48,937 --> 01:20:51,201 And I, Thadeous, am that man. 1429 01:20:53,525 --> 01:20:55,493 I have seen the pain in my reflection 1430 01:20:55,594 --> 01:20:59,325 and watched the strength of my brother, unflinching. 1431 01:21:00,699 --> 01:21:02,633 My quest is one of love, 1432 01:21:02,834 --> 01:21:06,292 but also in this moment of forgiveness, of redemption, 1433 01:21:06,504 --> 01:21:08,768 even amongst the smallest of foes. 1434 01:21:16,848 --> 01:21:18,839 My path has been unstable 1435 01:21:18,950 --> 01:21:22,909 but my conviction is born to damn the fuckers who doubted me. 1436 01:21:23,021 --> 01:21:25,353 To lessen the assholes who tested me. 1437 01:21:33,999 --> 01:21:36,160 To right what is wrong. 1438 01:21:37,035 --> 01:21:40,835 To restore faith that has long been lost. 1439 01:21:41,039 --> 01:21:43,974 And to rise to great heights even beyond my own legend 1440 01:21:44,075 --> 01:21:47,203 as a great cocksmith, master pintsman, 1441 01:21:47,312 --> 01:21:52,045 and stunningly handsome prince of light in these dark Dark Ages. 1442 01:21:54,386 --> 01:21:55,910 True trials await, 1443 01:21:56,021 --> 01:21:58,080 and I will greet thee with the hammer of my fist 1444 01:21:58,189 --> 01:22:00,953 and the slide of my sword. 1445 01:22:02,193 --> 01:22:05,356 As the fog clears, I will follow the voice that guides me. 1446 01:22:05,463 --> 01:22:09,923 My love, my heart, my gods. 1447 01:22:10,035 --> 01:22:11,866 The time is now! 1448 01:22:11,970 --> 01:22:14,268 Let us quest! 1449 01:22:15,507 --> 01:22:19,671 At long last, I have you firmly in my grasp. 1450 01:22:19,878 --> 01:22:22,346 The pesky Prince Fabious. 1451 01:22:22,547 --> 01:22:25,812 The little sneak who time and time again 1452 01:22:25,917 --> 01:22:27,782 has foiled every one of my plots. 1453 01:22:28,186 --> 01:22:30,814 Who has slain every one of my beasts. 1454 01:22:31,022 --> 01:22:34,014 Who has bested me without fail until now. 1455 01:22:34,225 --> 01:22:37,854 Do what you will to me. But unhand my love. 1456 01:22:38,229 --> 01:22:40,254 Let Belladonna go! 1457 01:22:40,398 --> 01:22:42,093 Cast your glance heavenward 1458 01:22:42,267 --> 01:22:45,896 and know that when the ceiling parts, and the moons align, 1459 01:22:46,171 --> 01:22:49,231 I will be entering your love. 1460 01:22:49,374 --> 01:22:51,365 Sacrilege! You wretched wizard. 1461 01:22:51,576 --> 01:22:55,307 My mothers have already moistened Belladonna for foreplay. 1462 01:22:55,513 --> 01:22:57,981 You'll excuse me if I take my leave. 1463 01:22:59,617 --> 01:23:01,084 I shall kill you! 1464 01:23:01,720 --> 01:23:04,518 Julie, Julie, get me out of here. 1465 01:23:04,622 --> 01:23:06,522 Leezar has a hold of your mind. 1466 01:23:06,624 --> 01:23:08,489 He has allowed me to get even with you. 1467 01:23:09,094 --> 01:23:11,688 For too long you and your family 1468 01:23:11,796 --> 01:23:13,957 have treated me like an employee. 1469 01:23:14,532 --> 01:23:16,500 Yeah, you were my slave. 1470 01:23:17,168 --> 01:23:19,033 Yes, well not anymore. 1471 01:23:19,137 --> 01:23:21,264 Boremont, my comrade. 1472 01:23:21,372 --> 01:23:23,670 Please, get me out of here. 1473 01:23:23,775 --> 01:23:28,337 If Leezar wins tonight, the entire world will tumble into darkness. 1474 01:23:28,446 --> 01:23:30,937 My heart has soured on this world long ago. 1475 01:23:31,416 --> 01:23:33,976 Perhaps a regime change is just what it's needed. 1476 01:23:34,119 --> 01:23:37,748 Boremont, you gave your hand for me. Now you're taking my heart. 1477 01:23:38,022 --> 01:23:40,388 We used to have fucking picnics together. 1478 01:23:40,592 --> 01:23:42,651 Remember when we crossed swords and touched tips? 1479 01:23:43,128 --> 01:23:44,117 Do you remember? 1480 01:23:44,229 --> 01:23:45,218 Look at me, Boremont! 1481 01:23:46,947 --> 01:23:48,039 Don't do this. 1482 01:23:48,581 --> 01:23:50,310 Anyway, so that you don't feel like 1483 01:23:50,416 --> 01:23:52,111 you're missing out on any of the fun, 1484 01:23:52,218 --> 01:23:55,415 let me introduce you to my friend, Timotay. 1485 01:23:55,888 --> 01:23:58,152 As Leezar enters Belladonna, 1486 01:23:58,257 --> 01:24:01,055 he will lower you onto that spike, 1487 01:24:01,160 --> 01:24:04,288 thereby giving you a good poking as well. 1488 01:24:04,931 --> 01:24:07,024 Belladonna, I love you! 1489 01:24:22,949 --> 01:24:24,348 All right. 1490 01:24:24,550 --> 01:24:27,917 Well, seeing that I did the bulk of the work in the labyrinth, 1491 01:24:28,020 --> 01:24:30,818 perhaps it's one of your turns to lead the way now. 1492 01:24:30,957 --> 01:24:33,755 Step back, new friends. I'll lead the way. 1493 01:24:33,960 --> 01:24:36,394 For tonight, evil has met its match. 1494 01:24:36,596 --> 01:24:40,362 Fantastic! Thank you again for coming. 1495 01:24:44,003 --> 01:24:45,027 Oh! 1496 01:24:49,709 --> 01:24:50,835 God. 1497 01:24:51,677 --> 01:24:53,577 Wow, right out of the gate. 1498 01:24:53,679 --> 01:24:56,147 We should proceed with a bit more caution. 1499 01:24:56,349 --> 01:24:57,748 Let go of me! 1500 01:24:58,151 --> 01:25:01,587 You foul witches! I hate you all. 1501 01:25:01,788 --> 01:25:03,153 Stop laughing. 1502 01:25:03,256 --> 01:25:04,689 Silence! 1503 01:25:04,857 --> 01:25:06,415 Let me go! 1504 01:25:06,893 --> 01:25:10,454 I shall be unable to have sex with her with all that shrieking. 1505 01:25:10,596 --> 01:25:13,190 If it's obedience that you want, 1506 01:25:13,299 --> 01:25:15,028 we will put her under a spell. 1507 01:25:16,369 --> 01:25:17,631 She will surrender. 1508 01:25:17,737 --> 01:25:19,364 Obey. 1509 01:25:28,281 --> 01:25:30,647 Let it begin. 1510 01:26:06,152 --> 01:26:08,313 The winch, Courtney. 1511 01:26:08,421 --> 01:26:09,911 Brother! What are you doing here? 1512 01:26:10,523 --> 01:26:11,615 We came to rescue you. 1513 01:26:11,724 --> 01:26:12,782 You did? 1514 01:26:12,892 --> 01:26:14,325 Yes! Are you surprised? 1515 01:26:14,794 --> 01:26:15,783 Yes! 1516 01:26:15,895 --> 01:26:18,090 Courtney, you're still alive! Isabel! 1517 01:26:19,565 --> 01:26:21,658 All right. Great. 1518 01:26:21,868 --> 01:26:23,995 We haven't much time! Let's get weapons. 1519 01:26:24,203 --> 01:26:26,728 Fabious, there's something else I should tell you. 1520 01:26:26,839 --> 01:26:27,863 What? 1521 01:26:27,974 --> 01:26:30,169 I would never let your true love come to harm. 1522 01:26:30,977 --> 01:26:34,469 I present you with the Blade of Unicorn. 1523 01:26:35,181 --> 01:26:37,672 Brother, it is beautiful. 1524 01:26:38,618 --> 01:26:41,086 And Your Highness, please forgive my deception. 1525 01:26:41,287 --> 01:26:43,255 Our two quests now work as one. 1526 01:26:44,190 --> 01:26:45,555 Nice. 1527 01:26:45,758 --> 01:26:47,419 We're in this together, sir. 1528 01:26:47,960 --> 01:26:49,359 Yes. 1529 01:26:51,230 --> 01:26:52,288 Simon! 1530 01:26:57,770 --> 01:26:59,931 Now mine eyes have seen it all. 1531 01:27:00,139 --> 01:27:03,074 'Tis only a truce. Courtney had him restored. 1532 01:27:03,276 --> 01:27:04,743 He manipulated me into friendship 1533 01:27:04,844 --> 01:27:06,744 by tugging at my heartstrings. 1534 01:27:08,848 --> 01:27:09,815 Right. 1535 01:27:09,916 --> 01:27:10,974 What's he saying? 1536 01:27:11,484 --> 01:27:14,317 It seems the way is more treacherous than I thought. 1537 01:27:14,420 --> 01:27:16,615 I cannot ask you to come with me. 1538 01:27:16,822 --> 01:27:19,791 I know you do not expect much from me, Fabious. 1539 01:27:19,892 --> 01:27:21,951 But I will stand with you on this night. 1540 01:27:22,295 --> 01:27:25,753 Is this the same brother that would not be my best man? 1541 01:27:26,465 --> 01:27:29,559 I did not deserve to be your best man. 1542 01:27:29,969 --> 01:27:31,960 You do now. 1543 01:27:35,775 --> 01:27:38,403 We can finish this whenever you maidens are ready. 1544 01:27:40,179 --> 01:27:41,578 Ready! 1545 01:28:25,807 --> 01:28:26,796 The time is nigh! 1546 01:28:26,908 --> 01:28:28,068 The moons are about to align. 1547 01:28:35,033 --> 01:28:36,398 Intruders! 1548 01:28:39,703 --> 01:28:42,797 You're too late! The fuckening has begun. 1549 01:28:43,007 --> 01:28:44,736 Get him! 1550 01:28:47,878 --> 01:28:48,902 You shit! 1551 01:28:49,079 --> 01:28:50,103 Kill them! 1552 01:29:24,782 --> 01:29:27,182 Why is she making these noises? 1553 01:29:38,462 --> 01:29:39,451 Courtney! 1554 01:29:49,607 --> 01:29:50,665 Boremont! 1555 01:29:52,309 --> 01:29:53,298 Bastard! 1556 01:29:56,614 --> 01:29:57,945 Thadeous! 1557 01:29:58,315 --> 01:29:59,805 I'm not stiffening! 1558 01:30:00,017 --> 01:30:01,848 I'm just not attracted to you. 1559 01:30:02,052 --> 01:30:03,076 Fuck me! 1560 01:30:05,322 --> 01:30:06,414 Love me! 1561 01:30:18,652 --> 01:30:20,176 Adiós, motherfucker! 1562 01:30:20,620 --> 01:30:21,678 Teamwork! 1563 01:30:52,535 --> 01:30:55,504 God, I never wanted it to end like this, old friend. 1564 01:30:55,938 --> 01:30:58,463 Master Fabious. 1565 01:30:58,674 --> 01:31:00,665 I loved you! 1566 01:31:02,211 --> 01:31:04,736 I loved you, too, Boremont. 1567 01:31:04,847 --> 01:31:06,371 As only a knight can love a knight. 1568 01:31:06,482 --> 01:31:07,540 No. 1569 01:31:08,618 --> 01:31:10,882 I loved you 1570 01:31:10,987 --> 01:31:14,445 as a man loves another man. 1571 01:31:16,592 --> 01:31:17,752 Oh. 1572 01:31:34,777 --> 01:31:36,176 Jumping! 1573 01:32:11,180 --> 01:32:12,647 Quick! We must hurry! 1574 01:32:12,848 --> 01:32:15,646 What? No, no, don't suck that! That's dead! 1575 01:32:36,606 --> 01:32:39,234 Next time you want to smash a bloodline of knights, 1576 01:32:39,442 --> 01:32:41,000 make sure you kill all of them! 1577 01:32:41,477 --> 01:32:42,603 We did! 1578 01:32:42,878 --> 01:32:45,244 You forgot about their sister. 1579 01:33:02,298 --> 01:33:03,993 Thadeous! What are you doing here? 1580 01:33:04,200 --> 01:33:05,929 I'm trying to rescue you. We must hurry! 1581 01:33:06,035 --> 01:33:08,265 Step away from my virgin. 1582 01:33:11,073 --> 01:33:12,665 She's my brother's virgin. 1583 01:33:13,042 --> 01:33:15,203 If you want to fuck her, 1584 01:33:15,411 --> 01:33:17,470 you'll have to fuck me first. 1585 01:33:21,183 --> 01:33:22,844 It would be my pleasure. 1586 01:33:24,987 --> 01:33:26,386 Stop! 1587 01:33:26,656 --> 01:33:27,987 It's over. 1588 01:33:28,190 --> 01:33:31,057 Take your last breath with nobility. 1589 01:33:32,995 --> 01:33:35,293 You fool. 1590 01:33:35,498 --> 01:33:38,729 I cannot be slain by mortal blade. 1591 01:33:38,934 --> 01:33:40,128 One must possess the powerful... 1592 01:33:40,236 --> 01:33:41,396 I know. 1593 01:33:42,204 --> 01:33:43,694 Blade of Unicorn. 1594 01:33:45,041 --> 01:33:46,406 It's not possible. 1595 01:34:36,675 --> 01:34:38,040 My love. 1596 01:34:49,821 --> 01:34:51,288 Think I'm beginning to like the feel 1597 01:34:51,389 --> 01:34:54,552 of blood and filth upon these fingers. 1598 01:34:54,759 --> 01:34:56,590 Perhaps I will never bathe again. 1599 01:34:58,096 --> 01:34:59,893 Unless, of course, there were a bitch 1600 01:34:59,998 --> 01:35:01,898 brave enough to bathe beside me. 1601 01:35:02,200 --> 01:35:03,758 You fought with honor. 1602 01:35:03,869 --> 01:35:06,861 Why don't you treat yourself and take rest at our castle? 1603 01:35:07,005 --> 01:35:10,964 We've all the slaves, pickles and servants one could ever desire. 1604 01:35:11,476 --> 01:35:13,307 We have dancing bears, Orientals 1605 01:35:13,411 --> 01:35:15,379 and all the berries you care to pick. 1606 01:35:16,114 --> 01:35:18,776 I wish I could, but I never rest. 1607 01:35:18,884 --> 01:35:22,012 There's yet another quest that calls me to the Western Marshes. 1608 01:35:22,120 --> 01:35:23,382 I must surprise a band of thieves 1609 01:35:23,488 --> 01:35:26,946 and burn them alive one by one in a symphony of shrieks. 1610 01:35:28,293 --> 01:35:30,818 I will not forget you, Prince. 1611 01:35:30,929 --> 01:35:32,590 Nor will I. 1612 01:35:37,836 --> 01:35:40,532 - Here. To remember me. - Oh. 1613 01:35:40,972 --> 01:35:43,463 I don't want that thing touching me. 1614 01:35:43,842 --> 01:35:45,434 - Say hello. - Ooh. 1615 01:35:45,544 --> 01:35:46,511 No. 1616 01:35:46,678 --> 01:35:48,077 I fucking killed this dick. Take it. 1617 01:35:48,213 --> 01:35:49,339 No, it's yours. 1618 01:35:49,648 --> 01:35:50,979 I cannot accept another warrior's trophy. 1619 01:35:52,701 --> 01:35:53,531 Courtney, take my dick. 1620 01:35:55,470 --> 01:35:57,131 Till we meet again. 1621 01:36:15,289 --> 01:36:16,756 Is thou all right, Brother? 1622 01:36:40,248 --> 01:36:41,943 I love you. 1623 01:36:42,783 --> 01:36:44,478 I love you, too. 1624 01:36:55,930 --> 01:36:57,693 They're cheering for you. 1625 01:36:57,865 --> 01:36:59,457 They're cheering for all of us. 1626 01:36:59,901 --> 01:37:01,493 Even for me? 1627 01:37:01,936 --> 01:37:03,904 Especially you, Brother. 1628 01:37:24,659 --> 01:37:26,627 I'm proud of you, son. 1629 01:37:26,928 --> 01:37:28,896 You saved the entire land. 1630 01:37:28,996 --> 01:37:30,725 Not a bad run for a first quest. 1631 01:37:30,932 --> 01:37:33,662 Well, I would be remiss to say I did it alone. 1632 01:37:33,801 --> 01:37:35,735 Fabious did help where he could. 1633 01:37:35,836 --> 01:37:36,803 - Hmm. - Hmm. 1634 01:37:36,938 --> 01:37:38,337 I'm sure. 1635 01:37:50,918 --> 01:37:53,512 Finally. Alone. 1636 01:38:00,828 --> 01:38:05,162 Hello, there. Cock-a-doodle-do. 1637 01:38:05,333 --> 01:38:06,766 Ah, Isabel. 1638 01:38:06,867 --> 01:38:07,993 Brother? 1639 01:38:08,102 --> 01:38:09,399 Yes? 1640 01:38:09,503 --> 01:38:10,902 Am I interrupting something? 1641 01:38:11,005 --> 01:38:13,132 Nothing, I was preparing for bedtime 1642 01:38:13,240 --> 01:38:15,902 and just looking at the oils that Father gave me. 1643 01:38:16,010 --> 01:38:18,376 Ah! I know what you're doing! 1644 01:38:18,579 --> 01:38:19,671 No, you don't. 1645 01:38:21,315 --> 01:38:23,806 Well, seeing you by yourself at the wedding didn't seem right. 1646 01:38:24,018 --> 01:38:26,782 So, I've brought you someone: 1647 01:38:27,088 --> 01:38:29,113 - Someone I know you've been missing... - Isabel? 1648 01:38:29,223 --> 01:38:31,316 ...and who's been missing you. 1649 01:38:31,525 --> 01:38:33,720 I brought you Steven! 1650 01:38:34,128 --> 01:38:35,322 Oh. 1651 01:38:35,763 --> 01:38:38,231 I went on a mini-quest and I found him for you. 1652 01:38:39,143 --> 01:38:42,007 Well, that was 1653 01:38:43,786 --> 01:38:45,947 very nice of you, Fabious. Thank you. 1654 01:38:46,155 --> 01:38:48,521 I had so much fun on our adventure together. 1655 01:38:48,724 --> 01:38:52,023 Yes, I know. You have told me 15 fucking times now. 1656 01:38:55,665 --> 01:38:58,156 Well, I'm off to sleep with Belladonna. 1657 01:38:58,267 --> 01:38:59,325 I'm a little nervous. 1658 01:38:59,435 --> 01:39:00,459 Don't be. 1659 01:39:00,569 --> 01:39:03,436 Just swing your cock with the same strength you swing your sword, 1660 01:39:03,539 --> 01:39:05,370 and I'm sure all will be fine. 1661 01:39:06,575 --> 01:39:09,169 All right. Sweet dreams, Brother. 1662 01:39:09,845 --> 01:39:11,813 Sweet dreams. 1663 01:39:12,948 --> 01:39:14,506 Steven. 1664 01:39:15,151 --> 01:39:19,645 Well, I'm going to put you in the corner now while I strum my filthies. 1665 01:39:19,755 --> 01:39:21,723 Come, come, Steven. 1666 01:39:23,726 --> 01:39:25,694 Here we go. 1667 01:39:28,664 --> 01:39:30,063 Isabel. 1668 01:39:30,166 --> 01:39:33,602 I was able to wrap things up in the west quicker than I expected. 1669 01:39:33,736 --> 01:39:34,703 I've not been able to stop thinking of you. 1670 01:39:36,456 --> 01:39:39,584 What a coincidence. I was just about to finish thinking of you. 1671 01:39:47,600 --> 01:39:50,433 Wait. Before we go any further, 1672 01:39:50,536 --> 01:39:51,867 there's something I have to show you. 1673 01:39:51,971 --> 01:39:53,871 What? 1674 01:39:54,540 --> 01:39:56,098 What the hell is that? 1675 01:39:56,208 --> 01:39:57,573 It's a chastity belt 1676 01:39:57,743 --> 01:40:00,507 put upon me by an evil witch long ago. 1677 01:40:00,613 --> 01:40:02,945 She now roams the snow mountains of Shahmir. 1678 01:40:03,716 --> 01:40:05,115 If I can defeat her, 1679 01:40:05,217 --> 01:40:07,913 the curse will be broken, the belt will fall free. 1680 01:40:08,621 --> 01:40:09,849 So in order for us to make love, 1681 01:40:09,955 --> 01:40:13,823 we have to track down an evil and, I'm assuming, dangerous witch? 1682 01:40:13,926 --> 01:40:15,393 Exactly. 1683 01:40:17,196 --> 01:40:18,163 Hmm. 1684 01:40:20,332 --> 01:40:22,425 We would have to do this right now? 1685 01:40:22,534 --> 01:40:24,024 If you don't want to join me, 1686 01:40:24,136 --> 01:40:26,195 I could just take care of it myself. 1687 01:40:26,905 --> 01:40:29,931 No, of course I want to come. We just got home. 1688 01:40:30,042 --> 01:40:31,339 I was hoping to have a few hours 1689 01:40:31,443 --> 01:40:33,468 ofjust doing nothing, perhaps just relaxing. 1690 01:40:33,579 --> 01:40:35,839 Let's just stay here and snuggle. 1691 01:40:37,031 --> 01:40:38,055 Hmm. 1692 01:40:38,199 --> 01:40:41,186 No, fuck it. Let's kill that bitch. 1693 01:40:41,381 --> 01:40:45,856 Subrip & Sync: easytobeaman 1693 01:40:46,305 --> 01:41:46,214 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/my48 Help other users to choose the best subtitles119189