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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,165 --> 00:00:29,098 We gotta sleep too! 2 00:00:30,789 --> 00:00:32,722 My ass hurts! 3 00:00:40,971 --> 00:00:42,283 My ass hurts. 4 00:00:51,810 --> 00:00:53,536 Fuck! 5 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,719 We're sleeping at some point, right? 6 00:01:05,686 --> 00:01:07,343 We should probably sleep soon! 7 00:01:09,034 --> 00:01:10,725 Dead fucking leg. 8 00:01:12,762 --> 00:01:13,866 Fuck. 9 00:01:21,564 --> 00:01:22,703 It's... 10 00:01:23,738 --> 00:01:25,050 for your butt. 11 00:01:44,759 --> 00:01:46,106 What's all this shit? 12 00:01:47,072 --> 00:01:48,556 Breakfast. 13 00:01:48,660 --> 00:01:51,628 I made, um, breakfast. 14 00:01:51,732 --> 00:01:54,769 Good. 'Cause I ain't eating that goddamned jerky again. 15 00:01:58,946 --> 00:02:00,637 - Thanks. - Welcome. 16 00:02:02,191 --> 00:02:03,468 This chicken? 17 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,435 No, rabbit. 18 00:02:06,954 --> 00:02:09,198 - What the fuck'd you say? - Well, rabbit. 19 00:02:14,064 --> 00:02:15,273 What the fuck, Wayne? 20 00:02:32,117 --> 00:02:33,463 Okay... 21 00:02:36,017 --> 00:02:37,226 Okay. 22 00:02:37,329 --> 00:02:39,124 Hey, Sarge, we got a pro... 23 00:02:39,228 --> 00:02:42,472 - But, wait now, I wasn't... - No, it's the most natural thing there is, Sarge. 24 00:02:42,576 --> 00:02:44,302 Don't say nothing. I understand. 25 00:02:44,405 --> 00:02:47,488 - Listen to me, Jay... -I go to the Evidence Room when I wanna handle mine, so... 26 00:02:47,512 --> 00:02:49,352 - Stop, Jay. - I just stretched outta my gourd... 27 00:02:49,376 --> 00:02:50,376 Jay! 28 00:02:51,654 --> 00:02:53,483 I was checking myself... 29 00:02:55,036 --> 00:02:56,486 for cancer. 30 00:02:57,660 --> 00:02:59,317 You got cancer, Sarge? 31 00:02:59,420 --> 00:03:00,835 No, I didn't say that, Jay. 32 00:03:00,939 --> 00:03:03,976 My Aunt Linda just had cancer. I can't go through this twice. 33 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:06,462 - Listen to me, Jay. - This world is a nightmare. 34 00:03:06,496 --> 00:03:09,189 - It's a goddamn nightmare. - Jay. Jay! 35 00:03:09,844 --> 00:03:11,536 Will you please just... 36 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:15,264 explain to me why you burst in here like that? 37 00:03:15,954 --> 00:03:18,128 Sorry. 38 00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:20,786 Well, Bobby Luccetti's out front. 39 00:03:20,890 --> 00:03:23,651 You know that guy, he's a prick eight fucking ways. 40 00:03:23,686 --> 00:03:26,171 Long story short, he says some kid came to his house 41 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:29,036 and assaulted him and his boys in their own home, 42 00:03:29,139 --> 00:03:31,383 and maybe kidnapped his daughter. 43 00:03:31,487 --> 00:03:33,603 Now, for all we know, she could've ran off with the kid. 44 00:03:33,627 --> 00:03:38,356 But, either way, she's 15, so, we have a situation. 45 00:03:40,737 --> 00:03:43,637 Now, you know I wasn't masturbating, right? 46 00:04:00,067 --> 00:04:03,415 So, here we are. 47 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:07,350 Yeah. 48 00:04:13,563 --> 00:04:15,910 You guys know what you wanna drink? Yes. 49 00:04:16,014 --> 00:04:17,049 Coffee. 50 00:04:17,153 --> 00:04:18,948 Coffee? How old are you? 51 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:20,398 I don't know, how old are you? 52 00:04:20,501 --> 00:04:22,168 Well, you're a little young to be drinking coffee, is all. 53 00:04:22,192 --> 00:04:24,505 And you're a little old to be wearing that choker, is all. 54 00:04:24,609 --> 00:04:26,809 But the heart wants what the heart wants, right, Tracey? 55 00:04:30,304 --> 00:04:31,754 Coffee. You? 56 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:36,067 Coffee. 57 00:04:37,932 --> 00:04:39,900 Thank you, Tracey. 58 00:04:42,109 --> 00:04:43,904 I'm gonna get waffles. 59 00:04:44,007 --> 00:04:45,250 - Is it good? - Waffles? 60 00:04:45,354 --> 00:04:46,734 Yeah. Are they good? 61 00:04:46,838 --> 00:04:49,565 - You ain't never had a goddamn waffle? - I don't think, no. 62 00:04:49,599 --> 00:04:53,085 Jesus fuck. You're like "Encino Man." 63 00:04:53,189 --> 00:04:55,225 - What's that? - It's a movie. 64 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:57,089 You've seen a movie before, right? 65 00:04:57,124 --> 00:04:59,575 - Yeah, I've seen a movie. - All right. 66 00:04:59,609 --> 00:05:01,967 Well, this one is where the Hobbit guy from "Lord of the Rings" 67 00:05:01,991 --> 00:05:04,821 finds a caveman frozen in ice and then he unfreezes him back alive, 68 00:05:04,925 --> 00:05:07,925 but he's a caveman, so he doesn't know what anything in the modern world is, 69 00:05:07,997 --> 00:05:10,758 so the Hobbit guy teaches him how to, like, skateboard and shit. 70 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,660 What's "Lord of the Rings"? 71 00:05:15,763 --> 00:05:16,971 Shit's sake. 72 00:05:19,802 --> 00:05:22,494 All right, walk me through the incident, please. 73 00:05:22,598 --> 00:05:25,635 Okay. Kid, I don't know, 16, 17 years old, 74 00:05:25,739 --> 00:05:27,603 breaks into my fucking house. 75 00:05:27,637 --> 00:05:29,259 And he assaults my boys over there, 76 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:32,849 busts up a perfectly good Zenith, and he bites off my fucking nose. 77 00:05:32,953 --> 00:05:34,299 - Jesus. - Yeah. 78 00:05:35,818 --> 00:05:36,370 And now, this little cocksucker 79 00:05:36,474 --> 00:05:37,682 is out God knows where 80 00:05:37,785 --> 00:05:40,132 with my daughter doing God knows fucking what. 81 00:05:40,236 --> 00:05:41,513 Well, this is not good. 82 00:05:41,617 --> 00:05:43,101 No shit, Sherlock. 83 00:05:43,204 --> 00:05:45,124 Look, are you gonna put somebody on this or what? 84 00:05:45,206 --> 00:05:46,932 Because I was watching "Dateline" 85 00:05:47,036 --> 00:05:50,316 and they said that the first 48 hours are the most critical or some shit like that. 86 00:05:50,764 --> 00:05:52,628 Bingo. 87 00:05:52,731 --> 00:05:55,147 Bingo what? What bingo? You got something? 88 00:05:55,251 --> 00:05:58,427 Life throws unexpected things our way. 89 00:05:58,530 --> 00:06:02,016 But if we stay on course and be brave... 90 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,710 How in the world... 91 00:06:09,472 --> 00:06:12,302 You have my word, Mr. Luccetti. 92 00:06:12,406 --> 00:06:14,374 I'll find your dog. 93 00:06:14,477 --> 00:06:16,514 - Dog? - That's our sister. 94 00:06:16,617 --> 00:06:18,688 This is my fucking daughter we're talking about. 95 00:06:19,896 --> 00:06:21,450 Everything will be okay. 96 00:06:29,561 --> 00:06:31,839 Oh, heinous motherfucker! 97 00:06:35,533 --> 00:06:37,742 So he died, like, yesterday? 98 00:06:38,156 --> 00:06:39,640 Yeah. 99 00:06:39,744 --> 00:06:42,471 Well, are you gonna, like, go back for the funeral or whatever? 100 00:06:45,888 --> 00:06:47,890 No. 101 00:06:47,993 --> 00:06:50,513 - I don't think so. - Don't you wanna, like, I don't know, 102 00:06:50,548 --> 00:06:52,412 dress him up in a suit? 103 00:06:52,515 --> 00:06:55,415 Have some priest say some shit about God and stuff? 104 00:06:58,038 --> 00:07:02,076 I poured gasoline on the house and him and lit it on fire. 105 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:06,426 Okay. 106 00:07:07,254 --> 00:07:08,876 No priest then. 107 00:07:20,094 --> 00:07:21,613 So... 108 00:07:22,580 --> 00:07:24,582 - This car... - My dad's car? 109 00:07:24,685 --> 00:07:26,376 No, the one outside with tits on it. 110 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,863 The one you dragged me outta my house in the middle of the night to go get. 111 00:07:29,966 --> 00:07:31,761 It's in Florida? 112 00:07:31,865 --> 00:07:33,867 - Yeah, I'm pretty sure. - You're pretty sure? 113 00:07:33,970 --> 00:07:36,766 But you know where we're going, right? Like, you have an address? 114 00:07:36,870 --> 00:07:39,597 Well, the city. Or town. Yeah. 115 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,153 I gotta go to the bathroom. 116 00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:56,752 Come on, you piece of shit. 117 00:08:11,352 --> 00:08:12,422 Wayne! 118 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:14,010 Psst! 119 00:08:14,114 --> 00:08:15,149 Wayne! 120 00:08:15,460 --> 00:08:16,772 Come here. 121 00:08:22,018 --> 00:08:25,159 - What's the matter? - I need you to buy me some tampons. 122 00:08:26,678 --> 00:08:27,783 I... 123 00:08:27,817 --> 00:08:30,302 You don't know what a tampon is, right, Encino Man? 124 00:08:30,406 --> 00:08:32,995 Yeah, yes, I know what one is. 125 00:08:33,098 --> 00:08:35,352 Okay, great. I normally would've packed some, but I guess I forgot. 126 00:08:35,376 --> 00:08:38,794 So, I'm gonna please need you to go across the store and buy me some. 127 00:08:38,897 --> 00:08:40,865 And some pants. Sweatpants. 128 00:08:40,968 --> 00:08:42,142 Yeah, I'll... 129 00:08:44,109 --> 00:08:47,527 These are my only pants and they currently look like a fucking "Saw" movie. 130 00:08:48,976 --> 00:08:50,806 Oh, for shit's sake, Wayne, just go. 131 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,948 Oh, fuck. 132 00:09:07,616 --> 00:09:08,858 Welcome to Health Rite... 133 00:09:09,825 --> 00:09:10,998 Just looking. 134 00:09:11,689 --> 00:09:13,207 That lube is my favorite. 135 00:09:26,635 --> 00:09:28,222 For your ma or your sister? 136 00:09:32,019 --> 00:09:33,262 A girl. 137 00:09:34,332 --> 00:09:35,678 Girl... friend. 138 00:09:36,506 --> 00:09:37,542 She's a girl. 139 00:09:37,646 --> 00:09:39,579 I hope so, or else, those won't work. 140 00:09:40,234 --> 00:09:41,581 It's okay. 141 00:09:41,684 --> 00:09:42,892 So, how bad is it? 142 00:09:43,686 --> 00:09:45,861 Her period? 143 00:09:45,964 --> 00:09:48,449 I need to know if you wanna bring back the right ones. 144 00:09:48,553 --> 00:09:50,417 She said it was like a "Saw" movie. 145 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:51,832 Super plus it is. 146 00:09:52,281 --> 00:09:53,869 Thanks. 147 00:09:53,972 --> 00:09:55,172 You don't answer my texts now? 148 00:09:55,215 --> 00:09:56,744 I can't text you at work. You know that. 149 00:09:56,768 --> 00:09:58,045 Don't lie to me. 150 00:10:00,289 --> 00:10:01,566 What are you looking at? 151 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,741 Go jerk off to someone else's girlfriend. 152 00:10:04,362 --> 00:10:05,397 Go ahead, kid. 153 00:10:05,432 --> 00:10:06,916 It's all right. 154 00:10:08,884 --> 00:10:10,679 Listen to me, you fucking bitch. 155 00:10:15,580 --> 00:10:17,064 Listen to me, you fucking... 156 00:10:17,099 --> 00:10:18,410 Look at me! 157 00:10:18,514 --> 00:10:20,274 I texted... 158 00:10:20,378 --> 00:10:22,276 I'll also take that bike lock, 159 00:10:22,380 --> 00:10:23,553 and that aluminum bat. 160 00:10:25,072 --> 00:10:27,765 I'll fucking kill you! You motherfucker! 161 00:10:27,868 --> 00:10:29,801 No, not my bike! My baby! 162 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:32,321 Please! 163 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:33,805 I'd like to return this bat. 164 00:10:41,606 --> 00:10:44,091 Del. It's me. Wayne. 165 00:10:44,126 --> 00:10:46,300 I have the... things. 166 00:10:57,001 --> 00:10:58,071 Del? 167 00:11:13,155 --> 00:11:15,467 I don't think she's comin' back, kid. 168 00:11:15,502 --> 00:11:16,745 - More coffee? - No. 169 00:11:16,848 --> 00:11:19,471 Fuck! Shit! Holy shit! Kid! 170 00:11:19,575 --> 00:11:20,956 - Fuck! Didn't that hurt? - Yes. 171 00:11:20,990 --> 00:11:22,990 You don't like coffee all of a sudden or somethin'? 172 00:11:23,061 --> 00:11:24,781 I haven't tasted anything worse than coffee. 173 00:11:24,856 --> 00:11:26,789 But you drank three cups earlier. 174 00:11:27,928 --> 00:11:29,481 Oh, shit. 175 00:11:29,516 --> 00:11:31,345 You got it bad for that bitch. 176 00:11:32,864 --> 00:11:35,108 As much as I don't like that cooz... 177 00:11:35,211 --> 00:11:36,211 Okay. 178 00:11:37,006 --> 00:11:38,456 Okay. 179 00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:41,355 Does she have a place she runs off to when you guys fight like this? 180 00:11:41,459 --> 00:11:43,495 She into flowers or jewelry? 181 00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:45,325 I'm not from around here. 182 00:11:45,359 --> 00:11:47,016 I met her yesterday. 183 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,812 Oh. Oh, shit, man. 184 00:11:49,916 --> 00:11:55,300 Okay, so, a girl that age, alone, probably heads home, if she got money on her. 185 00:11:55,404 --> 00:11:56,819 There's a bus station just... 186 00:11:58,476 --> 00:11:59,719 Oh, she's right there. 187 00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:03,032 That bitch steal one of my smocks? 188 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:08,728 Del. 189 00:12:11,351 --> 00:12:12,697 - Hey. - No. 190 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,319 - What? - You left me. 191 00:12:14,423 --> 00:12:17,322 - No, I didn't. - It's been an hour, you left me. 192 00:12:17,426 --> 00:12:19,739 Well, I went to the store to get your things, 193 00:12:19,842 --> 00:12:21,741 and there was a guy being mean to a lady, so... 194 00:12:21,844 --> 00:12:23,535 - At this store? - No, a different store. 195 00:12:23,570 --> 00:12:24,892 Well, I told you to go to this store. 196 00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:26,918 - I did, then I went to another store. -Why? 197 00:12:27,022 --> 00:12:29,369 - I couldn't buy 'em at the first ones. -Ones? 198 00:12:29,403 --> 00:12:30,819 How many did you go to? 199 00:12:32,579 --> 00:12:34,063 - Three. - Three? 200 00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:35,375 Why? 201 00:12:35,409 --> 00:12:38,447 'Cause it's weird, okay? 202 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,207 - For me. - Weird? 203 00:12:40,311 --> 00:12:41,311 It's weird for you? 204 00:12:42,244 --> 00:12:43,290 And you can lay my brothers out, you can... 205 00:12:43,314 --> 00:12:45,557 You can bite my dad's goddamn nose off, 206 00:12:45,592 --> 00:12:48,526 do whatever you did to that guy who was being mean to some lady. 207 00:12:48,629 --> 00:12:49,848 And how's he doing, by the way? 208 00:12:49,872 --> 00:12:52,116 - Not good. -Yeah, not good. Of course he isn't. 209 00:12:52,219 --> 00:12:56,361 You could do all that, but you can't buy me some fucking tampons? 210 00:12:58,605 --> 00:13:00,400 I cannot believe I came here with you. 211 00:13:00,503 --> 00:13:03,783 - And you don't even know where the hell we're going! - Del, Del, we'll find it. 212 00:13:04,438 --> 00:13:05,957 All right? I promise. 213 00:13:06,061 --> 00:13:08,028 Who even are you anyway? 214 00:13:08,132 --> 00:13:09,858 You burn your own house down. 215 00:13:09,961 --> 00:13:12,722 And that jacket. What kind of weirdo wears that jacket? 216 00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,276 I mean, what the fuck even is it? 217 00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:17,244 A shark in some sort of Japanese sunrise? 218 00:13:18,452 --> 00:13:19,453 Shit! 219 00:13:21,317 --> 00:13:22,456 You shouldn't be doing that. 220 00:13:23,285 --> 00:13:24,734 - Stealing. - No! 221 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:27,427 You don't tell me who to be. I am fine... 222 00:13:27,530 --> 00:13:31,120 Will you move? I can't yell at you with those fucking tits over your head. 223 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,260 You know what, fuck this. 224 00:13:33,364 --> 00:13:34,364 Don't follow me. 225 00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:48,620 Look for some cash. I'm looking, I'm looking. 226 00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:49,829 Hot stuff. 227 00:13:49,932 --> 00:13:51,623 This looks cool, yeah. 228 00:13:51,727 --> 00:13:52,935 Sweet. 229 00:13:57,284 --> 00:13:59,183 Run! 230 00:13:59,286 --> 00:14:02,082 - Don't kill us, I have money. - I'm not gonna kill ya. 231 00:14:05,672 --> 00:14:06,811 Okay. 232 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:10,953 Sweet jacket, man. 233 00:14:20,204 --> 00:14:21,205 Take it. 234 00:14:22,102 --> 00:14:24,484 Sweet. 235 00:14:24,518 --> 00:14:28,177 I saw that bikini in your tent. Is that where you take the girls and, you know... 236 00:14:28,281 --> 00:14:30,870 - Kill them? - It's my girlfriend's. 237 00:14:32,526 --> 00:14:33,562 Was. 238 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,702 I had a girlfriend once. Had tits when she was ten. 239 00:14:35,805 --> 00:14:38,094 - Dude, are you talking about my girl? - She was my girl first. 240 00:14:38,118 --> 00:14:39,568 Yeah, and she dumped you. 241 00:14:41,535 --> 00:14:43,020 So, what happened to your girl? 242 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,576 You guys should leave now. 243 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:50,890 You begged her to stay, right? Because girls, they want you to fight for them. 244 00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:52,857 You know? 245 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,997 She told me not to follow her, so I didn't. 246 00:14:55,032 --> 00:14:56,481 You have to follow 'em. 247 00:14:59,968 --> 00:15:01,314 How far is the bus station? 248 00:15:03,523 --> 00:15:06,215 You're out of gas. We tried to steal your bike earlier. 249 00:15:06,319 --> 00:15:08,528 But the station will take you, like, 30 minutes. 250 00:15:08,562 --> 00:15:11,669 Or you cut through the golf course, there's a hole in the fence, 251 00:15:11,772 --> 00:15:12,932 you'll be there in ten, tops. 252 00:15:12,981 --> 00:15:14,914 No, do not listen to him. Jamie, shut it, man. 253 00:15:15,017 --> 00:15:18,020 - Why? - Because Lee Fucking Murray. 254 00:15:18,124 --> 00:15:19,401 Who's Lee Fucking Murray? 255 00:15:19,504 --> 00:15:21,851 Lee Fucking Murray is the guy who protects the golf course. 256 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,233 - From what? - Kids who take shortcuts. 257 00:15:24,337 --> 00:15:26,787 It cuts 30 minutes off your walk to school. 258 00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:28,375 I heard he killed a kid once. 259 00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:29,894 Rumors. 260 00:15:29,998 --> 00:15:31,171 But he totes worships Satan. 261 00:15:31,275 --> 00:15:33,933 I'm saying don't, because he has a gun, okay? 262 00:15:34,036 --> 00:15:36,901 - Big mistake. - But you said I should fight for her. 263 00:15:37,764 --> 00:15:39,179 Holy shit, he's going. 264 00:15:43,908 --> 00:15:45,875 I'm telling you, don't do it. 265 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,947 Seriously, big mistake. 266 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,137 Hey, hombre. 267 00:16:07,656 --> 00:16:08,968 You on my grass. 268 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,281 Now it's your ass. 269 00:16:16,596 --> 00:16:17,631 Put it down. 270 00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:22,222 I'm about to light you up, boy. 271 00:16:31,645 --> 00:16:32,957 You got him fucking killed. 272 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,476 - Go, go, go! - Run! 273 00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:36,685 Holy fuck. 274 00:16:46,212 --> 00:16:48,973 Fuck you. 275 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,285 Next. 276 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:54,875 Fuck. 277 00:16:54,979 --> 00:16:56,325 Oh, fuck. 278 00:16:56,429 --> 00:16:59,190 - I'm going on break. - The fuck you is. 279 00:16:59,294 --> 00:17:01,020 Rick's still doin' his meditating. 280 00:17:01,123 --> 00:17:04,816 ...147 to Atlantic City will be departing from lane four. 281 00:17:04,851 --> 00:17:06,128 How can I help you? 282 00:17:07,612 --> 00:17:09,097 One ticket to Los Angeles. 283 00:17:13,687 --> 00:17:15,896 Why you going to California? 284 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,038 Why you got so many jobs? Crack habit? 285 00:17:19,141 --> 00:17:20,453 That's it. It's on. 286 00:17:21,799 --> 00:17:23,042 Tracey! 287 00:17:24,457 --> 00:17:25,906 I hope you got Obamacare, bitch. 288 00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:27,805 Hope you got Medicare, you old fuck! 289 00:17:27,908 --> 00:17:30,290 What the fuck am I doing? You're like 90 pounds soak... 290 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,066 Hey. 291 00:17:47,721 --> 00:17:49,033 Motherfucker. 292 00:17:49,137 --> 00:17:50,862 You know it's illegal, right? 293 00:17:50,897 --> 00:17:53,037 What you did, trespassing? 294 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,488 You came at me, so this is on you, bitch! 295 00:17:57,352 --> 00:17:59,354 Okay. So you gonna shoot me again? 296 00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:01,977 This is rock salt. 297 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,153 These aren't real bullets. So don't go around telling people! 298 00:18:05,774 --> 00:18:07,086 And those are? 299 00:18:08,846 --> 00:18:12,160 You really fucked shit up for me, my dude. 300 00:18:12,263 --> 00:18:15,749 'Cause, you know, these loads, they don't usually do what that one did to your face. 301 00:18:16,543 --> 00:18:17,613 Knocking you out? 302 00:18:17,717 --> 00:18:19,764 I mean, you must have caught a big piece or something 303 00:18:19,788 --> 00:18:23,723 because the worst I ever did is put a few ugly holes in an ass. 304 00:18:26,622 --> 00:18:29,073 What the fuck! 305 00:18:31,696 --> 00:18:33,733 - I'm fairly upset. - Me, too. 306 00:18:35,183 --> 00:18:36,563 So here's what's up. 307 00:18:37,426 --> 00:18:40,188 If you say anything to anybody, 308 00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:42,707 and something happens to me because of this, 309 00:18:42,811 --> 00:18:44,606 law-wise or whatnot... 310 00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:46,815 I mean, I got boys. 311 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:50,784 And those motherfuckers will come to your house, your family, and then... 312 00:18:51,716 --> 00:18:53,097 It's outta my hands. 313 00:18:57,964 --> 00:18:59,483 Why is he still here? 314 00:18:59,586 --> 00:19:01,761 I thought I told you to take care of it. 315 00:19:01,795 --> 00:19:03,418 That's Kyra. My old lady. 316 00:19:03,452 --> 00:19:06,248 Both because she's my girlfriend, and the fact that she's, like, 30. 317 00:19:07,007 --> 00:19:08,664 Shut the fuck up. 318 00:19:08,768 --> 00:19:10,908 I got you some veggie curry from that place you like. 319 00:19:11,011 --> 00:19:13,221 She's a vegan. And a Satanist. 320 00:19:13,324 --> 00:19:15,637 So? What happened to our plan? 321 00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,225 I think he got the message. 322 00:19:17,328 --> 00:19:19,399 I mean, you got the message, right, kid? 323 00:19:19,503 --> 00:19:21,781 We talked about this. We can't let him go. 324 00:19:21,884 --> 00:19:24,404 Baby, he's gonna be cool. 325 00:19:24,508 --> 00:19:26,668 You just got that fucking bracelet off your ankle, Lee. 326 00:19:26,751 --> 00:19:29,168 What, you wanna go back inside? Lose your goddamn job? 327 00:19:29,271 --> 00:19:31,756 - He's not going to say anything. - "Say anything." 328 00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:34,794 Look at him. Look at him. He's a goddamn kid. 329 00:19:34,828 --> 00:19:36,623 You think his parents are just gonna be like, 330 00:19:36,727 --> 00:19:40,179 "Oh, yeah, no questions asked, just finish your fucking cereal." 331 00:19:40,282 --> 00:19:42,640 And then if he goes to the hospital and the doctor asks him what happened? 332 00:19:42,664 --> 00:19:44,976 - He's like 15. - Sixteen. 333 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,324 - And he's gonna start bawling... - Kyra! 334 00:19:47,427 --> 00:19:49,602 No! No! 335 00:19:49,705 --> 00:19:51,017 You promised me. 336 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:53,640 You swore to me in front of your fucking mother 337 00:19:53,744 --> 00:19:56,136 that we were gonna go out West, we were gonna turn this shit around. 338 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,887 We were gonna play "The Price is Right," win a whole bunch of money, 339 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,682 and start over. 340 00:20:03,305 --> 00:20:05,204 We should give him another chance. 341 00:20:05,307 --> 00:20:07,309 You wanna give him a fucking chance? 342 00:20:08,483 --> 00:20:09,484 All right. 343 00:20:14,316 --> 00:20:16,353 We're gonna play a fucking game. 344 00:20:22,566 --> 00:20:23,981 Your hair. 345 00:20:24,084 --> 00:20:25,465 Thanks. 346 00:20:25,569 --> 00:20:28,019 ...or securely tied cardboard boxes. 347 00:20:28,054 --> 00:20:32,196 Please check your tickets to make sure you know your size and weight guidelines. 348 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:33,542 Where's your parents? 349 00:20:33,646 --> 00:20:35,889 I don't know. Where's your parents? 350 00:20:37,581 --> 00:20:38,823 I don't have any. 351 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,896 Foster kid. You ever had to do that? 352 00:20:44,691 --> 00:20:49,040 It always felt like a job interview but, for, like, love or somethin'. 353 00:20:49,075 --> 00:20:53,907 And I tried, you know? Get good grades. Look real pretty. Be good. 354 00:20:54,943 --> 00:20:56,943 Eight different families deep, I decide, fuck this. 355 00:20:57,014 --> 00:20:59,568 I'm gonna be the one to leave before they say, "Go." 356 00:20:59,672 --> 00:21:02,122 Now boarding Compton Express with service 357 00:21:02,226 --> 00:21:04,884 to Albany, Syracuse... 358 00:21:04,918 --> 00:21:06,782 He hates coffee. 359 00:21:06,886 --> 00:21:09,060 - What? - Your boyfriend. 360 00:21:09,164 --> 00:21:12,374 I tried to pour him another cup and he acted like I pissed in it. 361 00:21:12,409 --> 00:21:14,273 He choked down three cups for you. 362 00:21:18,035 --> 00:21:19,416 Stay out of my business. 363 00:21:20,796 --> 00:21:22,764 Listen. I'm forty... 364 00:21:24,455 --> 00:21:26,561 one. 365 00:21:26,664 --> 00:21:30,254 I have a new job every two weeks and a new boyfriend every other. 366 00:21:32,256 --> 00:21:35,880 Just don't blow everything up before it has a chance to maybe be good. 367 00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:46,166 Oh, I'm getting ice cream. 368 00:21:46,270 --> 00:21:48,310 You ain't getting shit. But, Dad, it's my own money. 369 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:51,310 You order any ice cream, I'm gonna bury you in this fucking parking lot. 370 00:21:51,413 --> 00:21:53,001 That money is for scratchers. 371 00:21:53,795 --> 00:21:55,141 Hey. 372 00:21:55,244 --> 00:21:57,775 - You find my fucking daughter or what? - Where's our sister, cop? 373 00:21:57,799 --> 00:22:00,122 - You know what, Dad, I'm getting ice cream, okay... -Shut the fuck up! 374 00:22:00,146 --> 00:22:02,321 Go be somewhere else! Now! 375 00:22:03,632 --> 00:22:05,462 Hey, so? 376 00:22:06,808 --> 00:22:08,327 Please have a seat. 377 00:22:16,645 --> 00:22:18,164 - What's this? - I have some friends 378 00:22:18,267 --> 00:22:22,271 who can get information for me very quickly, and lets just say, 379 00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,204 I have some good news. 380 00:22:24,308 --> 00:22:26,655 Oh, yeah? It's about fucking time. 381 00:22:29,451 --> 00:22:31,177 What the fuck is this shit? 382 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,213 I don't have cancer. 383 00:22:33,317 --> 00:22:35,837 - What did you just say? - Fuck him up, Daddy. 384 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,494 Sit down. 385 00:22:38,322 --> 00:22:39,772 Please. 386 00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:45,778 What I'm trying to tell you is that, now that I beat this thing, 387 00:22:45,881 --> 00:22:49,333 I am ready and committed to finding your daughter. 388 00:22:49,437 --> 00:22:50,714 And to finding this... 389 00:22:50,817 --> 00:22:52,474 This son of a bitch. 390 00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:55,304 This bastard boy. 391 00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:58,318 Yeah. God damn it, this is my fucking daughter we're talking about, right? 392 00:22:58,342 --> 00:23:00,379 And I apologize for any lack of focus, 393 00:23:00,482 --> 00:23:03,312 but now, this is my life. 394 00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:05,142 This is my mission. 395 00:23:05,245 --> 00:23:07,386 Getting your daughter back. 396 00:23:07,489 --> 00:23:11,320 Fucking A, okay? This is fucking awesome news. Awesome fucking news. 397 00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:13,392 Now, I'm gonna need some information. 398 00:23:13,495 --> 00:23:15,083 What do we know about this kid? 399 00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:17,050 Family? Friends? 400 00:23:18,051 --> 00:23:19,536 What's his problemo? 401 00:23:19,639 --> 00:23:22,401 Well, before this little cocksucker stole my daughter, 402 00:23:22,504 --> 00:23:25,749 he burned down his house and he burned it down with his dad still in it. 403 00:23:25,852 --> 00:23:28,061 But truth be told, the firefighter told me that, 404 00:23:28,165 --> 00:23:30,374 the dad was already dead before the house burned down. 405 00:23:30,478 --> 00:23:33,722 I don't know, cancer or some shit like that, I'm not really fucking sure. 406 00:23:35,275 --> 00:23:37,208 - Did you say "cancer"? - Yeah. 407 00:23:37,243 --> 00:23:40,177 You know what? I gotta have a smoke. 408 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,282 Can I fucking smoke here? Shit. 409 00:23:42,386 --> 00:23:46,355 Hey, everyone, my daughter got kidnapped, 410 00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:49,186 so I'm gonna smoke. You can all fucking blow me. 411 00:23:49,289 --> 00:23:51,395 Cancer, you sure of that? 412 00:23:51,499 --> 00:23:53,570 Yeah. What's your fucking deal? 413 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,435 Now, this boy... 414 00:23:56,538 --> 00:23:59,403 He's obviously lashing out. He's in pain. 415 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,094 You are fucking with me, aren't you? 416 00:24:01,198 --> 00:24:02,717 Maybe we should be helping him. 417 00:24:02,820 --> 00:24:03,856 That's it. 418 00:24:03,890 --> 00:24:05,961 What did you fucking say? 419 00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:08,274 This fucking guy. 420 00:24:08,377 --> 00:24:09,620 Daddy, are you okay? 421 00:24:09,724 --> 00:24:11,771 Cannot believe you do this after all you've been through 422 00:24:11,795 --> 00:24:13,590 with your cancer and everything? 423 00:24:14,694 --> 00:24:17,456 Jay, there's something I forgot to tell you. 424 00:24:30,641 --> 00:24:31,641 Stop. 425 00:24:34,921 --> 00:24:37,268 Hey. Where did you get that jacket? 426 00:24:37,372 --> 00:24:40,340 Are you Wayne's girl? 427 00:24:40,444 --> 00:24:42,066 Yeah, who the fuck are you? 428 00:24:42,170 --> 00:24:45,484 - Um, I'm so sorry. I didn't... - He loved you so much. 429 00:24:45,587 --> 00:24:47,555 I didn't mean to. It's just... 430 00:24:47,969 --> 00:24:49,453 We just... 431 00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:52,836 Don't try nothing funny. 432 00:24:56,978 --> 00:24:57,979 So, if he wins... 433 00:24:58,462 --> 00:24:59,463 We let him go. 434 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:00,913 If I win... 435 00:25:02,742 --> 00:25:04,019 we don't. 436 00:25:04,123 --> 00:25:05,365 What are we playing, guys? 437 00:25:06,746 --> 00:25:08,690 Simple. You do what I do, but better and faster, you go home. 438 00:25:08,714 --> 00:25:10,819 You ready? My curry's getting cold. 439 00:25:11,164 --> 00:25:12,165 I guess. 440 00:25:13,201 --> 00:25:14,754 Put on some fucking music. 441 00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:17,757 One, two, three, go. 442 00:25:30,011 --> 00:25:31,046 Your turn. 443 00:25:44,370 --> 00:25:46,165 What the hell is this shit? 444 00:25:46,199 --> 00:25:47,649 - Hey. - Hey. 445 00:25:47,753 --> 00:25:49,824 Oh, great, now we're gonna have to kill her, too? 446 00:25:49,858 --> 00:25:50,825 She your friend? 447 00:25:50,859 --> 00:25:52,827 Little girl come to big boy play? 448 00:25:52,861 --> 00:25:54,941 Come on. You don't even know how to start that thing. 449 00:25:57,279 --> 00:26:00,524 I can see my goddamn breath in here. Can we put on a fire? 450 00:26:00,628 --> 00:26:02,733 Why don't you learn how to cut wood 451 00:26:02,837 --> 00:26:04,217 and stop fucking nagging me? 452 00:26:19,370 --> 00:26:21,269 Now, I'm gonna cut your dick off. 453 00:26:21,372 --> 00:26:22,581 No. Wait. 454 00:26:23,892 --> 00:26:25,894 - I didn't get my turn. - What? 455 00:26:29,518 --> 00:26:30,727 Jesus Christ! 456 00:26:37,699 --> 00:26:39,908 Fuck! 457 00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:42,255 You fucking cocksucker! 458 00:26:54,474 --> 00:26:56,925 Fucking bitch, get the fuck over there. 459 00:26:57,029 --> 00:26:58,237 Don't. 460 00:26:58,271 --> 00:26:59,894 I have to, though, don't I? 461 00:26:59,997 --> 00:27:01,033 No, you don't. 462 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:06,866 Northside, bitch! 463 00:27:17,877 --> 00:27:20,224 So, what do you guys wanna do now? 464 00:27:21,743 --> 00:27:23,331 Wanna get high or something? 465 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,449 This is how it's gonna go. 466 00:27:38,484 --> 00:27:40,659 We're gonna be friends first. 467 00:27:40,762 --> 00:27:43,420 I'm not, like, breakin' up or... 468 00:27:43,523 --> 00:27:45,802 We're just gonna take things slower. 469 00:27:46,526 --> 00:27:47,942 And then, we'll see. 470 00:27:49,944 --> 00:27:52,671 I'm weird, fucked up, so... 471 00:27:53,637 --> 00:27:55,363 I stabbed a knife through my own hand. 472 00:27:57,503 --> 00:28:00,989 I don't wanna be a 41-year-old single crack-head waitress with regrets. 473 00:28:01,541 --> 00:28:02,784 Me neither. 474 00:28:06,305 --> 00:28:07,755 How much farther we got? 475 00:28:08,514 --> 00:28:10,033 Florida? 476 00:28:10,136 --> 00:28:12,967 I got a postcard with the town we're going to. We'll buy a map. 477 00:28:20,008 --> 00:28:21,803 Tell me you didn't fucking lose it. 478 00:28:28,948 --> 00:28:31,986 What? You're not pressing charges, tough guy? 479 00:28:32,020 --> 00:28:34,540 You're going through a lot right now, Mr. Luccetti. 480 00:28:34,643 --> 00:28:36,404 It's understandable you would be emotional. 481 00:28:36,507 --> 00:28:41,340 Your daughter out there with that boy whose dad had cancer. 482 00:28:41,374 --> 00:28:45,413 I recently got a second chance myself, so I'm feeling generous. 483 00:28:45,516 --> 00:28:46,828 That's fantastic. 484 00:28:46,932 --> 00:28:48,564 What are you gonna do about my fucking daughter, 485 00:28:48,588 --> 00:28:50,867 Yeah, what the fuck are you gonna do about my sister? 486 00:28:50,970 --> 00:28:53,179 I'm gonna find her is what the heck I'm gonna do. 487 00:28:53,283 --> 00:28:54,387 Yeah, well... 488 00:28:54,871 --> 00:28:56,527 Thanks for nothing. 489 00:28:56,562 --> 00:28:58,219 Geller? 490 00:28:58,322 --> 00:29:00,359 I got something to help you guys out. 491 00:29:04,501 --> 00:29:06,986 The sketch of the boy's penis? 492 00:29:07,090 --> 00:29:08,650 I'm not sure how that helps us find him. 493 00:29:08,677 --> 00:29:10,749 No. This. 494 00:29:10,852 --> 00:29:12,761 I don't think the kid meant for this to be in here, 495 00:29:12,785 --> 00:29:16,064 but I'm pretty damn sure that's the kid's mom. 496 00:29:16,168 --> 00:29:17,939 It's been a long time she's lived in my building, 497 00:29:17,963 --> 00:29:19,930 but I'm almost positive that's her. 498 00:29:20,034 --> 00:29:23,416 And look where it's stamped from. 499 00:29:25,418 --> 00:29:27,248 "Ocala, Florida." 500 00:29:28,594 --> 00:29:30,630 It's somethin'. 501 00:29:30,734 --> 00:29:33,772 Dad, can we stop for pizza or something? I haven't eaten in, like, all day. 502 00:29:33,875 --> 00:29:35,566 You fuckin' liar, we had chicken parms. 503 00:29:35,670 --> 00:29:38,742 Shut your fucking mouths and get in the truck. We're going to Florida. 504 00:29:38,846 --> 00:29:40,261 Yes. That's what I'm talking about. 505 00:29:40,848 --> 00:29:41,952 Thanks. 506 00:29:42,056 --> 00:29:43,574 I pulled his file. 507 00:29:43,678 --> 00:29:45,784 This kid has got a really bad history. 508 00:29:51,272 --> 00:29:53,101 So what you thinking, Sarge? 509 00:29:54,896 --> 00:29:56,277 Second chances. 510 00:32:10,031 --> 00:32:11,446 Next on "Wayne." 511 00:32:11,550 --> 00:32:12,654 Holy shit. We made the news. 512 00:32:12,758 --> 00:32:14,898 Here's what we do. We come up with a cover story. 513 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:17,521 I'm Angelica. This is... 514 00:32:18,867 --> 00:32:20,214 John? 515 00:32:20,317 --> 00:32:22,261 Wayne's my boy. Whatever you think he did, he's innocent. 516 00:32:22,285 --> 00:32:23,918 You do know that he burned down his house, 517 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:26,220 assaulted a man, and kidnapped his daughter? 518 00:32:26,254 --> 00:32:28,360 Do you know how many times I tried to help that kid? 519 00:32:28,463 --> 00:32:29,889 - So, we're doing this or what? - Wayne. 520 00:32:29,913 --> 00:32:31,891 Yeah, listen to your sister. Don't get yourself killed. Whoo! 521 00:32:31,915 --> 00:32:34,366 - This is your idea of lying low? 522 00:32:34,469 --> 00:32:35,919 Stop! Stop! 523 00:32:36,471 --> 00:32:37,817 Hey. I got you. Come here. 524 00:32:37,921 --> 00:32:39,198 I think I shit my pants. 38264

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