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What?
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Screw off, you fucking freak.
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I said go.
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Get the fuck out of here!
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What the fuck!
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You asshole!
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Hey! Who did that?
Who the fuck did that?
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You?
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Break my window, you bitch?
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You break my window?
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Why don't you answer me,
you little bitch?
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Answer me.
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What the fuck?
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Yeah!
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Now, get the fuck out of here,
before I fucking kill ya.
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Man! What the fuck?
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Hey!
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Hey, boy! Come here!
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Hey, you hear me, boy?
I wanna to talk to you.
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I'm eating my lunch.
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Your father is not
answering the door.
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I need my rent and that son
of a bitch is ducking me.
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Well, he can't answer.
He's sick.
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I don't give two shits.
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Sick or not, he still
gotta pay his rent.
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Hey!
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I'll get it.
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He might not even be your dad,
I mean, I don't know.
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Lots of guys run
in and out of that house.
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Son of a bitch!
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You fucker! You did that
on purpose, you asshole!
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Where the fuck
you going, you fucker?
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Get back here,
you son of a bitch!
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Fuck you!
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- What?
- Shit!
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What, "What?"
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I'm tryin' to sell you some
goddamned cookies is what.
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I'm sorry.
My dad's sleeping.
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Well, why the hell didn't you
just say that then? Shoot.
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Anyway, why's your dad
sleepin' in the middle
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of the day anyway? He lazy?
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Nah. He's got cancer.
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Well, can people with cancer
still eat cookies or whatever?
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He ain't been
eatin' much lately.
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What about you? You like cookies,
or are you as weird as you look?
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I like cookies.
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Great. We got,
this peanut butter kind
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coconut kind, which tastes
like dog shit, my opinion,
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some people like 'em.
50
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And, there's lemon.
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So?
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You wanna come in?
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You ain't gonna do
anything weird, right?
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Weird, like what?
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Like some guy down on Torrey
asked if he could see my feet.
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I don't wanna see your feet.
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Yeah, whatever.
It's fine, I guess.
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So, you like music?
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Yeah, most. I mean, like rap...
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So, you got a boyfriend?
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Not really.
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You want me
to be your boyfriend?
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I don't know.
How tall are you?
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Pretty...
Pretty tall.
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Here.
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Put your back up against mine.
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My what?
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Like this, dummy.
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You got brothers or sisters?
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A brother, I think.
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What do you mean, "I think"?
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He's in the Marines and,
he hasn't called in a while, so...
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Oh, so he kills people then?
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Yeah, that's what
they do there, I guess.
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Cool.
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- You got a brother?
- Two.
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What do they do?
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They're assholes.
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Okay.
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So, was I tall enough or what?
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So you gonna be
my girlfriend or whatever?
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You gonna buy
some cookies or whatever?
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I wanna, but
I don't got any money.
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So, get some then.
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Then find me.
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I'm in the shit-hole on Norton.
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Wayne!
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Where you been?
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I'm like 20 minutes late.
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Like 20 minutes and three weeks.
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Hey, you still wanna
buy my nunchuks?
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The real-deal legit ones?
From Japan? Hell, yeah.
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I just unloaded
some rare Pokemon shit,
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so I'm flush right now.
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All right, come on.
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This ain't my lock.
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Ooh, hold up, hold up.
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Hey, girl.
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I got your back with them
Starbucks sandwiches.
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I'll see you at lunch with 'em?
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Um, all right, Orlando.
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Um, I'll see you.
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What happened to her?
With the...
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She got something
messed up in her spine.
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See, I've been
puttin' in that work
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'cause I heard she's getting
it took off in like six months.
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Guess what I noticed
nobody else did?
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She fine as hell
under that, man.
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Plus, you know, I'm into all that
sci-fi comic-book type stuff.
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So, she's little like
a super-fine cyborg.
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Ain't you, girl?
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So, you just carry around
a hammer?
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I have a hammer.
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This ain't my stuff.
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Obviously.
There's actual books in it.
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Would you shut
the fuck up, please?
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Hey, we don't talk
like that in here.
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I said, "please."
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Where's all my stuff?
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Jesus, Wayne!
You can't just walk in here like that.
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- Now, get out of here, I'll talk to you later.
- Go wait outside.
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Hey, Darren, Scott.
Sit down, right now.
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No disrespect, but that crazy
fool will come to my house.
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You won't.
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Why do I even bother?
Go ahead, get outta here.
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Sit... No,
sit right down there.
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Keep quiet.
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Jesus H, Wayne.
You can't do that!
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All my stuff
from my locker's gone.
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All right? And somebody
took my nunchuks.
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You shouldn't have brought
your nunchucks into school.
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All right? I don't know
where they are.
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Okay? These kids,
they steal everything.
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They stole Mrs. Healy's shoes
a few weeks ago.
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Okay, they're not cool shoes.
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They're old lady, teacher shoes.
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Wayne, Wayne,
sit down, talk to me.
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I could have called Truancy, like,
five times by now and I haven't.
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How's your dad doing?
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You know that me and your dad
go way back, right?
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00:10:03,913 --> 00:10:05,397
Yep.
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He calls you
"Butthole Tommy Cole."
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00:10:07,054 --> 00:10:09,505
Yes. And thanks to him,
that tradition has been passed on
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to this generation of students.
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He also beat me up.
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Beat the shit out of me
at my own birthday party.
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Knock it off!
I swear to God...
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Cut that shit out right now!
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I know I'm not supposed to,
but I hate those kids.
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Like, real...
Like, adult hate.
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It's like...
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Where was I?
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Talking about my dad
beating your ass.
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Right.
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Thing is, for every time
your dad beat my ass,
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he beat someone else's
for me two-fold.
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Now, he was
an asshole. No doubt.
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But he also couldn't stand for anybody
getting away with doing something wrong.
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Does that sound
like anybody else we know?
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Could I offer you a banana?
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- Sorry. -Go ahead, have it.
I got another one.
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It's at home.
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Listen, Wayne, there's always gonna be
people doing rotten stuff to other people,
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but you got to let the proper
people handle it the proper way.
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People like me and the law...
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Well, no one handled it
for my dad.
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Well, nobody likes the way
that that went down, okay?
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Everybody knows that work
is what made him sick.
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And everybody knows that he got
screwed in court. It wasn't right.
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Listen, you have
every reason to be mad.
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- Your mom takin' off...
- Yeah, I don't care about her, okay?
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If you run around righting
wrongs all your life,
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that'll be your life.
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And I know it's easy
to follow in family footsteps,
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but you don't have to.
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What should I be then?
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I don't know, man.
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00:12:03,964 --> 00:12:05,794
Just don't be like
those two dickheads.
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I'm not lying, man. Those Pokemon
cards are real. And they change...
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Leave him alone!
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Come on! Stop!
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Chill out, robot girl.
- Come on.
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- What you want?
- Why aren't you trying?
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What the hell
is going on down there?
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Wayne. Wayne,
we just talked about this.
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Wayne.
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Wayne!
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Well, you will not be
going back to that school.
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I'm sorry, I ruined
your lunch date.
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What about you?
You just come to school
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just to knock
people's teeth out or what?
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I need to get money.
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- For what?
- Cookies.
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Cookies?
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Yeah, if I buy cookies from this
girl, she might go out with me.
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Holy shit!
My man Wayne, on the prowl.
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Stop.
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Look at you, all grown up, man.
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00:13:02,712 --> 00:13:04,645
So, important question.
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00:13:04,749 --> 00:13:07,107
Do you know where to find the
boobies on the lady? You know...
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- I'll fucking kill you.
- Okay, okay, okay, man, okay.
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00:13:08,857 --> 00:13:11,657
This is just the first time you've
ever talked to me about a girl, man.
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00:13:11,687 --> 00:13:12,861
Okay.
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00:13:12,964 --> 00:13:14,966
She must be something special.
What's her name?
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I don't know.
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00:13:19,626 --> 00:13:21,214
Okay, well,
that's a great start.
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00:13:24,631 --> 00:13:25,874
Hold up. I got an idea.
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It's all yours.
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00:13:32,052 --> 00:13:34,675
Holy shit!
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00:13:34,779 --> 00:13:37,299
It's your dad's collection
of titty mags!
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Surreal.
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00:13:39,232 --> 00:13:42,062
Whoo-wee! 1982.
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So much hair.
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I need a goddamn garbage bag!
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Hey.
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- Money.
- Oh.
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Here.
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Guard these with your life, okay?
With your life!
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All right?
220
00:13:57,112 --> 00:13:58,907
I'll be back for these later!
221
00:14:15,337 --> 00:14:16,925
You trying
to break into my house?
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00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:19,272
No.
223
00:14:20,307 --> 00:14:21,550
No!
224
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:23,276
Just busting your balls.
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00:14:30,386 --> 00:14:31,732
You gonna sit?
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00:14:31,836 --> 00:14:33,010
Yeah.
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00:14:35,322 --> 00:14:36,461
I...
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00:14:36,565 --> 00:14:37,980
Oh, no.
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00:14:38,084 --> 00:14:40,086
I just sold my last box.
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- That's okay.
I'm just kidding.
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I saved you one.
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It's the, shitty coconut kind,
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you know, the one
that tastes like asshole,
234
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but still,
thought that counts or whatever.
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I'm fine with the asshole one.
236
00:14:52,961 --> 00:14:54,376
Oh, God, I don't need that much.
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00:14:55,411 --> 00:14:56,550
We had a deal.
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Right?
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00:15:01,210 --> 00:15:02,210
Okay.
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00:15:02,971 --> 00:15:05,111
Here's the rules.
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00:15:05,145 --> 00:15:07,665
I don't like that romance
shit, all right?
242
00:15:07,768 --> 00:15:09,149
I don't like flowers.
243
00:15:09,253 --> 00:15:12,773
I don't want a stupid
Valentine on Valentine's.
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I don't wanna hold your fat,
sweaty hand all the time,
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00:15:15,155 --> 00:15:19,504
and I'm never gonna cook for you unless
I'm making something for myself. Got it?
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00:15:19,608 --> 00:15:20,436
Yeah.
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00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:23,992
And don't look at me
like that. Shit.
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I, don't know your name.
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00:15:26,684 --> 00:15:28,168
Mine's Wayne.
250
00:15:28,858 --> 00:15:30,688
That is so weird.
251
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That's my name, too.
252
00:15:32,345 --> 00:15:33,242
Really?
253
00:15:33,346 --> 00:15:35,796
No, dummy.
254
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:38,558
Del. My name's Del.
255
00:15:40,353 --> 00:15:42,527
And it ain't short for nothing.
So don't ask.
256
00:15:47,015 --> 00:15:48,268
What are you gonna do
with all that?
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00:15:48,292 --> 00:15:49,949
It's for my campaign.
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00:15:50,052 --> 00:15:51,122
I'm gonna be mayor.
259
00:15:51,226 --> 00:15:52,779
- Mayor?
- I'm gonna run for Mayor
260
00:15:52,882 --> 00:15:56,714
when I'm old enough, and then I'll
be in charge of this shit-ass town,
261
00:15:56,817 --> 00:16:00,304
and none of these assholes will be
able to tell me what to do anymore,
262
00:16:00,407 --> 00:16:02,754
including my asshole dad
and my asshole brothers.
263
00:16:06,724 --> 00:16:08,381
I'm gonna vote for you.
264
00:16:19,495 --> 00:16:23,499
Hey, do you, do you wanna go cut
some snakes in half with a shovel?
265
00:16:24,431 --> 00:16:25,431
Yes.
266
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,063
I hate chores.
267
00:16:36,685 --> 00:16:37,858
So what are you gonna be?
268
00:16:37,962 --> 00:16:39,653
Oh...
269
00:16:39,757 --> 00:16:42,484
I don't know. I'm trying
to figure it out still.
270
00:16:42,587 --> 00:16:43,968
What does your dad do?
271
00:16:44,072 --> 00:16:45,325
Aside from dying and everything?
272
00:16:45,349 --> 00:16:46,798
Would you do what he did?
273
00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:49,732
Nah, his job
is what got him sick.
274
00:16:49,767 --> 00:16:52,183
Okay, not that then.
275
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:57,257
I don't wanna anything to do
with my bitch-ass family, anyway.
276
00:16:57,361 --> 00:17:01,261
I'm gonna do everything I can to make
sure nobody even knows I'm one of 'em.
277
00:17:01,365 --> 00:17:02,607
I don't know.
It's your family.
278
00:17:02,711 --> 00:17:04,782
Don't you need people
to remind you who you are,
279
00:17:04,885 --> 00:17:06,085
where you're from or whatever?
280
00:17:07,233 --> 00:17:08,958
Daddy! Daddy!
281
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,477
Hey. back off.
282
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:14,826
Whoa, what have we got here?
283
00:17:16,207 --> 00:17:17,484
Who the fuck are you?
284
00:17:17,588 --> 00:17:19,521
- Who are ya?
- Who the fuck are ya?
285
00:17:20,487 --> 00:17:22,110
Now, why were his hands
all over you?
286
00:17:22,213 --> 00:17:23,732
No, they weren't, Daddy.
Cut it out!
287
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:24,835
Get away from me.
288
00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:28,530
I asked you a question,
you pervert.
289
00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:31,153
- Fucking pervert.
- Piece of crap fucking pervert!
290
00:17:31,257 --> 00:17:33,052
- Just let him up.
- Back off!
291
00:17:35,157 --> 00:17:36,641
Hey, look at me.
292
00:17:40,162 --> 00:17:41,646
Oh, you a tough guy?
293
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:43,372
You're so pretty.
294
00:17:43,476 --> 00:17:45,133
I'm gonna ask you one time.
295
00:17:45,236 --> 00:17:46,513
One fucking time.
296
00:17:47,825 --> 00:17:51,139
What the fuck
are you doing alone
297
00:17:51,898 --> 00:17:53,313
with my 15-year-old daughter?
298
00:17:54,245 --> 00:17:56,075
- Buying some cookies.
- Wayne, don't.
299
00:17:56,696 --> 00:17:58,007
What?
300
00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:00,113
I thought I fucking
told you, Del.
301
00:18:00,148 --> 00:18:01,287
I'm sorry.
302
00:18:01,321 --> 00:18:04,083
Stop stealing and selling
fucking cookies,
303
00:18:04,186 --> 00:18:05,084
- goddamn it!
- I'm sorry.
304
00:18:05,187 --> 00:18:07,086
- Give it to me now.
- It's mine.
305
00:18:07,189 --> 00:18:08,408
You best watch
your fucking mouth
306
00:18:08,432 --> 00:18:09,823
and give me that money,
you little thief.
307
00:18:09,847 --> 00:18:10,951
I am not playing!
308
00:18:12,194 --> 00:18:13,516
- You think he's playing?
- He ain't fucking playing!
309
00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:15,035
Shut the fuck up,
fucking shit for brains!
310
00:18:15,059 --> 00:18:16,612
- Fucking shit for brains.
- Fucking...
311
00:18:18,752 --> 00:18:19,832
Give me that fucking money.
312
00:18:25,621 --> 00:18:26,691
Fuck.
313
00:18:27,451 --> 00:18:30,109
I'm raising a goddamn thief.
314
00:18:30,212 --> 00:18:32,421
Useless, like your
fucking mother was?
315
00:18:35,459 --> 00:18:37,944
Move your ass! Move it!
316
00:18:38,047 --> 00:18:39,980
Hey, boys.
317
00:18:40,084 --> 00:18:41,706
You give this bitch-ass pervert
318
00:18:41,810 --> 00:18:44,123
every reason to not creep
around my daughter no more.
319
00:18:44,226 --> 00:18:46,297
Let's go.
Move your fucking ass.
320
00:18:48,472 --> 00:18:50,025
Oh, this is gonna be
fucking fun.
321
00:18:50,059 --> 00:18:51,130
You wanna creep my sister?
322
00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:52,372
Creep this, bitch.
323
00:18:57,308 --> 00:19:00,139
Put that... Hey!
324
00:19:00,242 --> 00:19:01,381
I don't play that.
325
00:19:01,485 --> 00:19:02,658
Shaking the bedpan at me.
326
00:19:02,762 --> 00:19:06,248
I will put that bedpan
in your ass.
327
00:19:06,352 --> 00:19:09,320
Your father ain't funny.
He thinks he's funny as hell.
328
00:19:11,219 --> 00:19:14,222
Sweetie. What happened
to your face?
329
00:19:17,673 --> 00:19:21,574
Boy, it is getting hard to tell the
old cuts and bruises from the new ones.
330
00:19:23,334 --> 00:19:24,534
Are you lookin' at my breasts?
331
00:19:25,612 --> 00:19:27,890
Yes, ma'am. Sorry.
332
00:19:29,237 --> 00:19:31,756
Young man, you gotta learn
to lie once in a while.
333
00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:34,242
I know that ain't who you are,
but it just might serve you
334
00:19:34,345 --> 00:19:36,313
to bend the truth
here and there.
335
00:19:39,039 --> 00:19:41,249
So, I had a visitor today.
336
00:19:41,352 --> 00:19:42,595
One ex-boyfriend of mine
337
00:19:42,698 --> 00:19:45,218
said some kid 'bout your age
came to his house
338
00:19:45,253 --> 00:19:46,875
and put two rocks in his window.
339
00:19:48,014 --> 00:19:49,049
No.
340
00:19:49,153 --> 00:19:50,982
So that wasn't you?
341
00:19:51,086 --> 00:19:53,675
I didn't throw rocks.
I threw ice.
342
00:19:53,778 --> 00:19:55,263
Okay...
343
00:19:55,366 --> 00:19:57,265
That was
your opportunity to lie.
344
00:19:59,508 --> 00:20:01,096
I don't want you
doin' that for me.
345
00:20:01,130 --> 00:20:02,477
But he cheated on you.
346
00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:05,687
Yes, and I broke up with him.
347
00:20:06,274 --> 00:20:07,861
That's how that works.
348
00:20:08,862 --> 00:20:10,278
My messes are mine.
349
00:20:12,072 --> 00:20:13,695
You got enough messes.
350
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,391
Hey, you really mad?
351
00:20:21,185 --> 00:20:22,324
About what?
352
00:20:22,428 --> 00:20:23,808
That I broke the windows.
353
00:20:23,912 --> 00:20:25,914
Oh.
354
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:29,642
I am very, very mad.
355
00:20:30,815 --> 00:20:31,816
See what I did there?
356
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,371
Learn to do it.
357
00:20:35,579 --> 00:20:37,719
I baked you a little something.
It's in the kitchen.
358
00:20:44,553 --> 00:20:45,968
Hey, Dad.
359
00:20:46,003 --> 00:20:47,004
You awake?
360
00:20:48,592 --> 00:20:49,972
Oh.
361
00:20:50,007 --> 00:20:51,007
Yeah, I'm awake.
362
00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:52,042
I got pie.
363
00:20:53,079 --> 00:20:54,287
And spoons.
364
00:20:54,322 --> 00:20:55,737
That's nice.
365
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,325
I'm not really hungry.
366
00:20:57,428 --> 00:20:59,672
But I wanna watch you eat it.
367
00:20:59,775 --> 00:21:00,880
Sit down.
368
00:21:08,025 --> 00:21:09,026
Eat.
369
00:21:10,545 --> 00:21:13,272
Sometimes I worry
you don't eat nothing.
370
00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:14,859
At least now, I have proof?
371
00:21:18,932 --> 00:21:19,933
Check it out.
372
00:21:28,563 --> 00:21:31,945
Someone got lucky on a
Pats bet and made rent.
373
00:21:34,362 --> 00:21:37,882
Hey, two lucky sons of bitches?
Me and you?
374
00:21:39,643 --> 00:21:42,473
Yeah. Lucky.
375
00:21:46,270 --> 00:21:47,823
Fuck me.
376
00:21:47,927 --> 00:21:49,698
Them two little Miller shits been
lightin' those things off all day...
377
00:21:49,722 --> 00:21:51,827
Like it's the Fourth
or something!
378
00:21:56,418 --> 00:21:58,213
No, no, no.
379
00:21:58,247 --> 00:22:00,491
Just sit down, eat.
380
00:22:00,595 --> 00:22:02,907
Talk...
Talk with your father.
381
00:22:07,429 --> 00:22:09,086
Just talk to your father.
382
00:22:17,094 --> 00:22:19,648
- What's this picture of?
- Shit.
383
00:22:20,408 --> 00:22:22,410
I didn't want you to see that.
384
00:22:23,790 --> 00:22:25,689
Or maybe I did, I don't know.
385
00:22:26,862 --> 00:22:27,862
Give it here.
386
00:22:30,279 --> 00:22:32,109
I like the car.
387
00:22:32,212 --> 00:22:33,800
I did, too.
388
00:22:34,491 --> 00:22:35,940
Enough to buy it.
389
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,322
It's mine.
390
00:22:38,426 --> 00:22:40,117
No fucking way.
You bought a car?
391
00:22:40,220 --> 00:22:42,119
Didn't even get it home, though.
392
00:22:42,222 --> 00:22:46,192
Your ma and that prick ran off with it
pretty much the minute I paid for it.
393
00:22:46,295 --> 00:22:47,676
Swear to God.
394
00:22:47,780 --> 00:22:49,920
Every few years,
that godless cocksucker
395
00:22:49,954 --> 00:22:52,785
sends me a picture
just to rub it in.
396
00:22:53,855 --> 00:22:56,305
So, that's what Ma
looks like now.
397
00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:58,894
Yeah, her thighs got fat.
398
00:23:03,692 --> 00:23:05,970
You don't remember what
she looked like? Your ma?
399
00:23:08,041 --> 00:23:09,146
I was five.
400
00:23:11,631 --> 00:23:13,564
Biggest shame for a father.
401
00:23:13,668 --> 00:23:15,911
Not having something
to leave his son.
402
00:23:19,674 --> 00:23:21,158
You left me stuff, Dad.
403
00:23:26,163 --> 00:23:27,647
I don't know about that.
404
00:23:30,063 --> 00:23:32,997
Still, that fucking car
should've been yours.
405
00:23:35,068 --> 00:23:36,068
Hey.
406
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:41,178
Thank you for, you know,
not being a big pussy about all this.
407
00:23:44,837 --> 00:23:47,046
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
408
00:23:47,149 --> 00:23:48,149
Fuck this.
409
00:23:49,151 --> 00:23:50,439
Hey, hey, Wayne, don't go...
Don't bother!
410
00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:51,706
Wayne!
411
00:23:58,506 --> 00:23:59,714
It's Wayne!
412
00:24:01,543 --> 00:24:02,682
Book it!
413
00:24:39,098 --> 00:24:41,963
Hey, Dad. I stopped
all the noise for you.
414
00:24:42,066 --> 00:24:45,484
I got some Roman candles and some
M80s off those dipshits, too.
415
00:24:48,797 --> 00:24:49,971
Hey. Dad?
416
00:24:52,836 --> 00:24:53,871
Dad?
417
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:57,910
Dad?
418
00:25:40,504 --> 00:25:42,023
Goodbye, Dad.
419
00:27:20,915 --> 00:27:21,916
What?
420
00:27:22,330 --> 00:27:23,642
I got your rent.
421
00:27:23,745 --> 00:27:25,540
Well, look at that.
422
00:27:25,574 --> 00:27:27,715
Just in the nick
of time, dipshit.
423
00:27:28,405 --> 00:27:29,406
This all of it?
424
00:27:29,751 --> 00:27:30,959
I guess so.
425
00:27:31,063 --> 00:27:33,306
I guess I'll be your landlord
for another month.
426
00:27:33,410 --> 00:27:35,377
Or until your dad...
427
00:27:44,593 --> 00:27:45,940
What the fuck?
428
00:27:49,115 --> 00:27:50,990
You think that's fucking funny,
you little prick?
429
00:27:51,014 --> 00:27:53,223
How about I throw
your dad's sick ass out now,
430
00:27:54,845 --> 00:27:56,640
Holy son of a bitch!
431
00:27:56,744 --> 00:27:58,262
Someone call 911!
432
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,541
That's my retirement,
you motherfucker!
433
00:28:01,645 --> 00:28:02,922
My house!
434
00:28:03,371 --> 00:28:04,683
What the fuck?
435
00:28:04,786 --> 00:28:06,823
Fuck your house,
what about my titty mags?
436
00:28:06,926 --> 00:28:08,410
My fucking house!
437
00:28:19,628 --> 00:28:20,975
What the fuck?
438
00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:34,298
Fuck. Fuck.
439
00:28:41,547 --> 00:28:44,377
Hey, Daddy, there's a little
squirrel riding the dog like a horse!
440
00:28:44,481 --> 00:28:45,481
Come on!
441
00:28:50,314 --> 00:28:51,315
Who the hell was that?
442
00:28:55,803 --> 00:28:57,943
Wayne? What the fuck?
443
00:28:57,977 --> 00:28:59,127
You wanna go to Florida with me?
444
00:28:59,151 --> 00:29:01,084
- Why?
- To get my dad's car back.
445
00:29:01,187 --> 00:29:03,500
- What for?
- 'Cause he wanted me to have it.
446
00:29:03,603 --> 00:29:04,881
Del?
447
00:29:06,503 --> 00:29:07,504
I need a bikini.
448
00:29:07,607 --> 00:29:08,816
Del?
449
00:29:13,372 --> 00:29:16,144
- Who the hell's up there?
- Just go up there and check then, you dick.
450
00:29:16,168 --> 00:29:17,963
You check, you fucking dick.
Fucking...
451
00:29:17,997 --> 00:29:19,240
Don't you fucking dare.
452
00:29:21,035 --> 00:29:22,346
Del, who's up there with you?
453
00:29:22,450 --> 00:29:24,072
I got a bat, bro!
454
00:29:24,176 --> 00:29:25,833
I don't have a bat.
455
00:29:29,526 --> 00:29:31,424
Got it!
Wait, my headphones!
456
00:29:31,528 --> 00:29:32,909
Del! Answer me!
457
00:29:33,702 --> 00:29:35,704
- Okay, let's go.
- Wait.
458
00:29:35,808 --> 00:29:37,672
Fuck this. I'm going up there.
459
00:29:48,717 --> 00:29:49,960
Sorry about your brothers.
460
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,313
I'm gonna fucking kill you now!
461
00:30:02,386 --> 00:30:04,250
Those aren't gonna
do you any good.
462
00:30:06,528 --> 00:30:09,393
Those ain't gonna do you any good
now neither, you dumb son of a bitch!
463
00:30:13,294 --> 00:30:14,295
You!
464
00:30:14,882 --> 00:30:16,262
Wayne, don't hurt him.
465
00:30:16,366 --> 00:30:18,471
What did I tell you about
seeing my fucking daughter?
466
00:30:28,896 --> 00:30:31,553
Really? Fireworks,
you fucking pussy?
467
00:30:31,588 --> 00:30:33,072
Oh, fuck!
468
00:30:34,591 --> 00:30:35,937
Get on the bike.
469
00:30:37,180 --> 00:30:39,251
- Wayne, you can't...
- Go.
470
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:43,842
You fucking cocksucker!
471
00:30:59,927 --> 00:31:02,619
- No, Daddy! Stop it!
- You shut up!
472
00:31:04,276 --> 00:31:05,967
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
473
00:31:08,659 --> 00:31:10,489
Fuck!
474
00:31:25,469 --> 00:31:26,746
Fuck!
475
00:31:26,850 --> 00:31:29,128
Your dad ain't got
no nose no more.
476
00:31:29,232 --> 00:31:31,441
Goddamn it, you motherfucker!
477
00:31:31,475 --> 00:31:34,306
Fucking piece of shit
motherfucker.
478
00:31:37,171 --> 00:31:39,967
Del. Del, don't go, please.
479
00:31:41,382 --> 00:31:42,728
Bye, Daddy.
480
00:31:44,557 --> 00:31:46,490
Del! Del!
481
00:31:50,701 --> 00:31:51,979
Delilah!
482
00:32:18,729 --> 00:32:22,837
Shane, I wanna see what else
this motherfucker will eat.
483
00:32:22,871 --> 00:32:25,081
All right, give him
your sandwich.
484
00:32:25,598 --> 00:32:27,600
But I don't wanna.
485
00:32:32,019 --> 00:32:34,366
Man, I got double meat
on this motherfucker.
486
00:32:41,304 --> 00:32:43,030
I knew he wouldn't
fucking eat it.
487
00:32:43,133 --> 00:32:45,756
Every time, man.
You stupid.
488
00:32:45,860 --> 00:32:47,241
Reggie!
489
00:32:47,620 --> 00:32:49,243
Hey!
490
00:32:49,346 --> 00:32:53,316
Would you quit fucking with your
alligator and get over here?
491
00:32:54,731 --> 00:32:56,975
Bunch of fucking dipshits.
492
00:33:05,914 --> 00:33:06,985
What'd I do now?
493
00:33:07,088 --> 00:33:08,641
It's your birthday, right?
494
00:33:10,057 --> 00:33:11,679
Yeah, it is.
495
00:33:11,782 --> 00:33:13,370
Happy 18th, shithead.
496
00:33:13,405 --> 00:33:14,647
Seventeenth.
497
00:33:14,751 --> 00:33:15,751
Whatever.
498
00:34:22,991 --> 00:34:24,338
This season on "Wayne."
499
00:34:24,441 --> 00:34:25,798
You find my fuckin'
daughter or what?
500
00:34:25,822 --> 00:34:27,065
Where's our sister, cop?
501
00:34:27,168 --> 00:34:29,446
I am ready and committed
to finding your daughter,
502
00:34:29,481 --> 00:34:31,414
and to finding this
son of a bitch.
503
00:34:31,517 --> 00:34:33,761
Goin' at him with bats
and shit. We need to help him.
504
00:34:33,864 --> 00:34:37,040
I'm not about to take one of my
16-year-old students on a road trip.
505
00:34:37,144 --> 00:34:38,938
You realize all of this
is off the clock?
506
00:34:39,042 --> 00:34:40,042
We're going to Florida.
507
00:34:41,355 --> 00:34:43,081
I cannot believe
I came here with you.
508
00:34:43,184 --> 00:34:45,128
And you don't even know
where the hell we're goin'!
509
00:34:45,152 --> 00:34:47,499
Oh, shit! It's copter boy.
510
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,191
- Whoo!
- Shit.
511
00:34:50,295 --> 00:34:52,228
Who in the fuck
do you think you is?
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