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- Hello. Hello. Hello.
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Previously on "RuPaul's Drag
Race UK"...
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You'll be acting in a murder
mystery
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with a modern twist, The
Squirrel Games.
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- Let The Squirrel Games begin.
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- Don't scream too loud.
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- Pugly, Pugly's seen it all.
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- Its fugly.
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- [clears throat]
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- Jonbers Blonde,
your performance,
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it was all pedal to the metal.
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Black Peppa.
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- I liked where you were going,
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but I was trying to help you
not scream so much.
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- Cheddar Gorgeous,
you were so funny in this thing.
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Condragulations.
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You're the winner
of this week's challenge.
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[applause]
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Black Peppa.
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Shantay, you stay.
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Jonbers Blonde.
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Shantay, you also stay.
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[cheers and applause]
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- Oh, you got me, girl.
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- Yeah, I got you, girl.
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[upbeat music]
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- [screaming]
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[laughter]
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- We're back in the work room.
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Ru has just saved Peppa and me.
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- There's no lipstick message
to read.
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- I know.
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- And I am delighted.
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- Well done, girls.
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- My God.
- My God.
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- You put on a show.
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- Mm. How did that feel?
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- It felt good.
JONBERS: Yeah.
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You're fighting for your life.
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But at the same time,
you have to enjoy it,
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because if you're not
up there enjoying yourself,
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then it's time to go home.
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- And do you know what?
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That was Peppa's third lip sync.
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And she survived.
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And people don't often do that.
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- No. Yeah. Well done, you.
PIXIE: So like...
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the official lip sync assassin
of the season.
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PEPPA: Week after week,
I fought, and I stayed.
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I'm just so proud of myself.
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How are you feeling, Danny?
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- I'm a bit gutted because
I've come, like, second, I
suppose,
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in the last term.
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And I do think out of the two
ruffles,
mine is a nicer look.
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No tea, no shade.
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- They weren't mad about my
big--
whatever they called it.
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- No, Ru said some really fab
things
about it, babe.
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- I don't want to sound like
a Bitter Betty, because I ain't.
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But I was serving blue waffle
realness with a slice of fem.
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She looked like a rotten
cabbage.
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- Well, there's one more
challenge.
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And then it's the final.
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- Oh, my God.
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PIXIE: The end is near.
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- The end is--no!
- Ah!
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- [laughs]
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- What's next?
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- Who knows?
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I am a four-badge bitch.
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PIXIE: Cheds, can you taste the
crown?
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Is it cheesy?
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- I'm not gonna get complacent.
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I'm gonna keep on working hard.
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- You do you, girl.
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CHEDDAR: I get it.
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I want to win now.
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- The crown is almost there,
okay?
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It's anybody's game still.
I could still win this.
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If anyone's ever in doubt, I'll
just--
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[tin whistle piping]
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DANNY: At this stage in the
competition,
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if you're not in the top,
you're in the bottom.
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[tin whistle piping]
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So I need to be in the top
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because I want to be in that
final.
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- Can you do the Drag Race
theme tune on that?
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[tin whistle piping]
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No.
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[laughter]
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- [singing] Ru-Paul's Drag Race
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RUPAUL: The winner crowned
the UK's next Drag Race
superstar
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will receive an all expenses
paid
trip to Hollywood
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to create their own digital
series
with the producers
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of "RuPaul's Drag Race."
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Tonight with Michelle Visage,
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Alan Carr, and extra special
guest judge
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Olly Alexander.
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- [singing]
May the best drag queen win
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Best drag queen win
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[cheers]
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- Toots! Ah!
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[laughs]
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- It's a brand new day
in the work room.
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It's the semi-final.
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We're sausage rolling into the
finale.
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And we're still a top five.
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Very strange.
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Well, ladies, here we are, top
five again.
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It's like déjà Ru.
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- Déjà Ru.
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Oh, my God, you beat me to it.
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- Oh, rats.
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- And congrats on four badges,
Cheddar.
- Ah!
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- Four badges!
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- I do feel like there's
a gigantic target on my back
now,
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but that's okay.
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I think me having so many badges
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will make the girls see me
in a particular light.
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I just don't know what that
light is.
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I'm sleeping with both eyes
open,
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but that doesn't make any
difference
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to how I normally sleep.
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JONBERS: What's next?
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Because we've had Rusical.
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We've had the girl group.
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- Improv.
- We've had improv.
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We've now had acting.
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What's next?
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Are they gonna combine it all?
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- Singing, dancing, improv.
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- RuPaul's Drag Circus.
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[laughter]
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[siren blaring]
[all screaming]
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RUPAUL: Her Majesty done already
done had herses.
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My right honorable lords and
ladykins,
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are you hung and full of ding
dongs?
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- [laughs]
DANNY: Ooh, yes.
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- Are you facing
yet another probe?
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Sounds like you may be suffering
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from electile dysfunction.
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- Ooh!
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- The time is now
to get your house in order.
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PIXIE: Cleaning?
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It's spring cleaning day.
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Oh, you filthy little buggers.
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[laughter]
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- I am not feeling good
because I think,
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once again, it's a comedy
challenge.
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Wish me luck.
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- Hello. Hello. Hello.
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ALL: Hi.
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- Good morning, ladykins.
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- Morning.
- Morning, Ru.
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- Well, you've made it
to the semifinals.
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Condragulations.
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[cheers and applause]
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- Ooh!
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- But you are still facing
some pretty stiff competition.
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So for this week's maxi
challenge,
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we're holding a general
erection.
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And we're giving you the chance
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to roast your fellow candidates.
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[dramatic music]
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[laughter]
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- #DragRaceUK.
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And later, to help you put
your funny where your mouth is,
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you'll meet with BAFTA-winning
comedian
Aisling Bea.
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[cheers and applause]
- Ooh, like a little Irish.
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- Aisling Bea, Irish goddess.
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I'm so excited, I could shit.
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- And tomorrow on the main
stage,
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we'll be joined
by our extra special guest
judge,
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Olly Alexander.
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[cheers and applause]
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- I've got such a crush
on Olly Alexander.
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Don't tell my boyfriend.
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[laughs]
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- Now, Black Peppa
and Jonbers Blonde,
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since you both survived
last week's lip sync,
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you get to work together
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to assign the order of
appearance.
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- No!
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- Wow.
- Ah!
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- Bird lady rising.
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- Oh, and one more thing.
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To make this roast extra juicy,
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I've invited the eliminated
season four queens to join us.
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[cheers and applause]
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DANNY: Yes!
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- Racers, start your engines.
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And may the best drag queen win.
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- Whoo!
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- Jonbers and I are given the
role
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to assign the order of the
roast.
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- I've got to try and be funny.
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I need a lot of time.
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- Remember who your friends are,
bitches.
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- I know this is not
one of my strong suits,
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so this is a really good
advantage
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to put myself in a position
where I do not
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have someone that's super funny
before me,
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then I look like shit.
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- Where do you want to be?
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- I do not want to go first or
last.
- Yeah.
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- I think being sandwiched
in the middle kind of helps,
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so if someone's really good,
then at least,
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it doesn't throw you off.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Peppa and Jonbers
are picking the order.
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- Don't worry.
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- It doesn't worry me.
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I'll be funny wherever I go.
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I love a good roast.
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I won the reading challenge, so
hoping
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that I can do well this week.
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- We want to end, obviously,
well,
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but we don't want to end on a
super high.
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I don't think we end on Pixie
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'cause Pixie is really
confident.
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I don't think she should be
either--
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like, I don't know.
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I don't know.
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- If I was in their position, I
would--
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- I know they can hear it.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- You look gorgeous today.
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- Oh. Thank you.
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- Do you know who my favorite is
out of you two?
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- Herself.
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[laughter]
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- The roast has begun.
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- I'm feeling a little bit
intimidated
by this challenge.
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I have certainly told jokes on
stage.
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I have also been laughed at.
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Never the twain have met.
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JONBERS: What would you do?
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I'm listening.
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- I would like to go earlier.
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I think I'm gonna be very much
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leaning into the political
character
side of things.
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- She wants first place.
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- Probably not the big jokey
bits,
you know?
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I am not a rip roaring comic.
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And so I wouldn't mind being,
like, in the middle
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or going earlier.
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- We can go in the order of,
like,
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how many badges we've got.
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So, Jonbers, you can go first
because you've got none.
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[laughter]
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- Wow. You're really working
on getting her on your side,
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aren't you?
- Seriously.
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DANNY: I am happy as long
as I'm not after Pixie
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because I think she is gonna
slay it.
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And that will put the willies on
me.
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And I don't want the willies on
me
right now.
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- I'm happy with that.
- Yeah.
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It starts off big.
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Big mouth Danny.
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- Hurry up.
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- It actually is really tough.
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But like--I mean, like, we
honestly
262
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really didn't want to be
strategic
in a way at all.
263
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We obviously just want
to make sure we're safe
264
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because, like, you're two funny
bitches
and Cheddar.
265
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[laughter]
266
00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:32,880
- That was good.
267
00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:35,160
- Okay, up first, Danny Beard.
268
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Second is me.
269
00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,880
- Okay.
- Third will be Peppa.
270
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Fourth is Pixie.
271
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And fifth is Cheddar.
272
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- You put the dry, unfunny one
at the end?
273
00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,600
[dramatic music]
274
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,320
- No matter where
anybody puts it--
275
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- Someone would have had a
problem.
276
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JONBERS: It's five people.
277
00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:58,440
And no way was this done
in a vindictive way at all.
278
00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,760
- What's funny is
that I just said to you
279
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I'd like to go earlier.
280
00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,760
And you literally put me at the
end.
281
00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:04,640
- There has to be an order.
282
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- It's fine.
283
00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,240
- You have a strong
political message.
284
00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,160
And to end on a high--
285
00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,240
- It's fine.
286
00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,640
- It wasn't strategic
or anything like that.
287
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,360
- It's fine.
288
00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,920
DANNY: When people say they're
fine,
289
00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:20,880
it means they're feeling
insecure, needy, and emotional.
290
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,160
CHEDDAR: I just maybe just know
my own humor.
291
00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:23,440
I'm very dry.
292
00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:27,280
And so I think you'll be going
out
on a kind of--a very--
293
00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:28,800
on a note that's like that.
294
00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:29,800
You know what I mean?
295
00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,400
Because I'm a very dry person.
296
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,720
- We were just trying
to make an order
297
00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:33,840
at the end of the day.
298
00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,280
So like, I understand how you
feel,
299
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,320
but you have four badges
on your head right now.
300
00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:39,320
- Cool.
301
00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:41,080
- And as we said, it's not
strategic.
302
00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,960
And if you feel that way,
babe, honestly, it's you.
303
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,520
- Ooh, it's a bit awkward, isn't
it?
304
00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:49,360
Now it feels rather tense,
doesn't it, ladies?
305
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:52,600
I don't think they threw anyone
under the bus necessarily,
306
00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:56,320
but it feels like maybe
they were being tactical
307
00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:58,320
with the order of the roast.
308
00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:03,240
- Jonbers Blonde,
how's that argument made you
feel?
309
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,080
- [laughs, chomps]
310
00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:06,200
Hungry.
311
00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,680
CHEDDAR: I'm annoyed.
312
00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:09,360
I just think I've got to get on
with it,
313
00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:11,400
push forward, keep going.
314
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,520
I mean, they still think
they put me in the wrong place,
315
00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:14,800
but--
316
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,920
[laughs]
317
00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:18,920
- Now it's time
for some comedy coaching
318
00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:21,640
with legend Aisling Bea.
319
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:24,160
It's about to get very Irish in
here.
320
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,840
- Jonbers, how 'bout you?
321
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:26,880
- What about you, love?
322
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,600
- How 'bout you now, Jonbers?
323
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:31,000
- Oh, it's nice to see
another Irish girl in the house.
324
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,080
- Oh, my God.
325
00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,840
Delighted by you.
326
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,160
Whoo!
327
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,840
- Hi.
- Cheddar Gorgeous.
328
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:38,800
Oh, my God.
329
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,160
My favorite food and a beautiful
person.
330
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,160
- Well, there we go.
331
00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:43,440
- How are you?
- I'm good.
332
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,720
You're from Liverpool?
333
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,920
- What gave that away, the
stolen clothes?
334
00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,600
- Yeah. Yeah.
[laughter]
335
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:51,280
Are you used to doing
kind of talking to people and
stand up?
336
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,720
You're not? So you're not used
to this?
- No.
337
00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,280
The closest thing I've done to a
roast
338
00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:56,000
is the reading challenge, and
that bombed.
339
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,360
- I have died on my arse
on more stages
340
00:12:58,360 --> 00:12:59,520
than I've succeeded.
341
00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:02,000
So like, you can't do worse
than I've already done.
342
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,720
- I'll be honest, right?
343
00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:06,680
Writing stuff down terrifies me.
344
00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:09,360
- I, myself, have never
written a stand-up joke down.
345
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,520
I write a bullet point, and I
remember
346
00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,440
what I'm saying to not lose that
element
347
00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:14,800
of walking around.
348
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,720
And if you see something, say
it.
349
00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,520
But always have a bullet point
to come
350
00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,480
back to just so if you're
nervous
351
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,400
and it's--and it's tight.
352
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,400
Whoops. As we all know.
353
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,760
- Always tight, darling.
354
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:25,720
Trust me.
355
00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,080
- I wish I could say the same
for me.
356
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,960
I've had a long life, Danny.
357
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,440
Do you want to give it a go?
358
00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:32,200
- My pal Copper Topp is here.
359
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,880
I'll never forget the first time
we met,
360
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,160
but I will keep trying.
361
00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:36,480
[laughter]
362
00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:39,280
Alan, I just love your smile.
363
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,800
And looking at your teeth,
it just looks like your tongue's
364
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:44,800
on a day trip to Stonehenge.
365
00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:47,200
- And I would say, as a drag
queen,
366
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,560
I get to travel the country.
367
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:50,760
And what's so nice is to be able
to have Stonehenge here.
368
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:51,760
Oh, no. Sorry, Alan.
369
00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,720
That's your teeth.
[laughter]
370
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:54,600
Something like that.
371
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,600
- Is that not a bit mean?
372
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,240
- That's not a bit mean.
373
00:13:57,240 --> 00:14:00,120
Don't ever question yourself
in your delivery.
374
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,200
- Just be confident in the joke.
375
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,200
- Yeah. Exactly.
376
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,440
These are solid gags.
377
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:04,280
- Thank you.
378
00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:06,040
It's my last chance to get a
badge.
379
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,040
I think I've got a good chance
to get a badge.
380
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:09,120
- It's gonna be brilliant.
381
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:10,200
This is easy territory.
382
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,360
- Thank you so much.
383
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:12,640
You've been--you've been lovely.
384
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:14,200
I just hope I can pull it off.
385
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,600
- Welcome to my political roast
386
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,880
where I slaughter my candidates'
image
387
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,720
to make myself look good.
388
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:21,880
- Wait. Say that again?
389
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,680
- Where I slaughter
my candidates
390
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:26,560
or my political opposition
391
00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,680
to make myself look good.
392
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,400
- Your voice is quite quiet.
393
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,200
Imagine there's someone
at the back of the room
394
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,600
and you're trying to get them.
395
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,720
Really project.
- Okay.
396
00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:37,400
Let's start roasting these
bitches.
397
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,600
- See, even that, I didn't--
you mumbled it.
398
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,440
- Let's start roasting
these bitches.
399
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:42,960
- Yes. There it is.
400
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:44,160
Give it to me again now.
401
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,480
- Let's start roasting these
bitches.
402
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:47,840
- Yes. Oh.
403
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,680
Dramatically different.
404
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,520
PEPPA: I have great ideas in my
head.
405
00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,800
I just don't know how to
translate it
through speech.
406
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:57,520
Copper Topp is living proof
that things do get better.
407
00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:58,760
- Sell it more, I think.
408
00:14:58,760 --> 00:14:59,600
- Okay.
409
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,080
And the next delegate, Copper
Topp,
410
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,840
living proof that things do get
better.
411
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:06,000
- Beautiful. Yes.
412
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,120
- Oh, good.
- Lovely.
413
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,680
- I'm actually feeling good
already.
414
00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:10,120
- Yeah.
- I got this.
415
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:13,280
- I feel like I've got a good
structure.
416
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,960
- Yes.
- I've got good character.
417
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:15,960
- Yeah.
418
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,560
- I actually think
what I lack is the jokes.
419
00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:18,520
- Jokes. Right.
420
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:19,680
Well, let's work on that.
421
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:22,880
- My set has been inspired
by people in power
422
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,760
in our societies
actually being reptile people,
423
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,680
because it's the truth.
424
00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:34,280
People of the planet Earth,
you may have heard terrible,
425
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:37,640
terrible rumors about me and my
kind,
426
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,520
that we wish to destroy your
institutions
427
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,240
and change your entire way of
life.
428
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:50,000
- So with that, it is a lovely
premise,
but it is a roast.
429
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,720
Never go too long
without putting in a little gag.
430
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,880
- I am so grateful to have this
session.
431
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:59,960
She is going to turn
this serious sexy dolphin
432
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,720
into a comedy genius.
433
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:03,800
Of course, the world--
434
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:04,720
- So there--
435
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,080
I would stop you there and go,
436
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,080
now we need a roast gag
about someone else.
437
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:08,920
- Okay.
438
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:10,280
- Don't deliver it like a play
though.
439
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,400
Deliver it to a live audience.
440
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,960
- Either the judges will go for
it or--
441
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,760
well, I'm learning to lip sync.
442
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,440
- I will bring in drag queens
across borders,
443
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,200
bringing Northern Irish Queens
444
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,800
to the mainland,
breaking barriers between boob
tubes
445
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,440
and paddle pushers.
446
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:29,520
- Yeah.
447
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:31,200
- Aisling is a boost to my
confidence.
448
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:34,080
She's making me feel right at
home
on the stage.
449
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,240
- Every time there's a little
moment,
450
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,240
if you could just do a poke at
someone,
451
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,840
that makes it all the more
roasty.
- Yeah.
452
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:42,000
- As you would
in a good dinner in Ireland,
453
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,560
put in a little roast here and
there.
454
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:45,480
- I'm gonna eat up all those
spuds.
455
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,640
- Yeah, do.
- Yeah.
456
00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:47,880
- Who can forget Starlet?
457
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,520
The look's 50% of the mark.
458
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:52,760
What a shame she didn't realize
personality was the other 50.
459
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,320
[laughter]
460
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:57,400
- What about kind of,
you can always buy a new dress,
461
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,800
you can buy a new wig,
but God doesn't come down
462
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,320
and give you a second
personality.
463
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,000
- Polish its head, but roll it
in glitter.
464
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,160
It's that kind of--
465
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:06,680
- That--you've just found the
joke.
466
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:07,760
- Keep it coming.
467
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,240
Keep it coming, bitch.
468
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,160
- Start strong.
469
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,920
That'll put a fire in your
energy.
470
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,560
And then you're off.
471
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:17,080
- Aisling is filling me with
confi-donk.
472
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,720
- Own your whole persona.
473
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,040
Like, you do have this.
474
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,600
I would love to sit and get read
by you.
475
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,640
- No, you don't, honestly,
not with them boots.
476
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,000
[laughter]
- I'm joking.
477
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,040
- Yes!
478
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,520
- Joking.
- I just got read.
479
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:28,680
Thank you, Danny.
480
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:29,760
Yeah.
481
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,520
- I feel funny as fuck.
482
00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:32,760
- Oh, my God. My boots got read.
483
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:33,840
I feel honored.
484
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:34,920
- Bring it on.
485
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:38,280
[energetic music]
486
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,480
How you feel?
487
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:41,480
- Feeling good.
488
00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:44,200
- It's elimination day,
and we're back in the work room
489
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:47,360
getting ready for the roast,
a political themed roast.
490
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:48,800
Very camp.
491
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:53,040
- Girls, how amazing was
Aisling, no?
492
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,000
- Do you know what?
493
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,320
Filled me with some confidence.
494
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,720
I was a bit nervous going into
that.
495
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,000
- That's strange you said that.
496
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,480
I never would have thought
you would have been nervous
497
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:00,480
going into this challenge.
498
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,880
This is a challenge made for
you, love.
499
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:06,280
- I appreciate that I've got
some strengths over others
500
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:09,000
in this, but it's a vulnerable
position,
actually,
501
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,760
to stand in front of a whole
crowd
full of people
502
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,880
and your job is to entertain
them.
503
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:14,840
- Yeah.
504
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:18,000
- It's taken me a long time
to be comfortable on stage.
505
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,840
- I have gone through life
never really feeling
506
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:24,000
that level of assuredness.
507
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,520
The kind of drag I do now
is not very stage based.
508
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,280
I don't perform a huge amount.
509
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,040
- Hearing people like you
and Danny say that,
510
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,480
it's kind of like, how could you
ever
511
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,920
even feel that way
after you've been slaying
512
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,000
the game the whole time?
513
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,360
I guess there is a pressure.
514
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,200
- This is stuff that I'm not
515
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,720
massively familiar with, right?
516
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,400
Like, I love doing a little bit
of a chat.
517
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,240
- We know.
518
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,120
[laughter]
519
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,480
- She's giving another lecture.
520
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,840
- I think everybody thinks
I'm quite serious.
521
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,520
Sometimes in life, you need
serious.
522
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:57,080
You're saying whoever invented
democracy wasn't serious?
523
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,640
- You never stop learning in
drag.
524
00:18:58,640 --> 00:18:59,800
It's a different crowd.
525
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,720
It's a different vibe every
single time.
526
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,760
- We go to work,
and we get to see people
527
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,360
having a good time.
- Yeah.
528
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:08,840
- But we are so lucky for that.
529
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,120
- That's why I do drag is
because
530
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:11,520
I love to make people laugh.
531
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,200
- Same.
- Let's see if I do today.
532
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,760
[laughter]
533
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,640
PEPPA: All these other girls
are comedians.
534
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,320
They have a very high bar.
535
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,760
But there's not really
any expectation of me
536
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,160
to be funny, so I can take this
whichever direction
537
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,800
I want to go.
538
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,000
PIXIE: I'm really excited at the
prospect
539
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,840
of roasting these girls.
540
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,680
It's time to smear the
competition.
541
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,680
- I have got my blinders on,
542
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:37,200
and I am ready to burn a bitch.
543
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:43,360
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]
544
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,960
[laughter]
545
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:54,160
RUPAUL: [singing] Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk
546
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:57,920
Head to toe, let your whole body
talk
547
00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,040
[applause]
548
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,040
And what?
549
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:04,080
Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race UK."
550
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:08,440
The iron lady of drag, Michelle
Visage.
551
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,480
- Thatcher? I don't even know
her.
552
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,720
[laughter]
553
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:14,600
- The pearl necklace is
non-negotiable.
554
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,240
[laughter]
555
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,600
The super spexy Alan Carr.
556
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,920
Now, Alan, have you ever run for
office?
557
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,280
- Run for office in these heels?
558
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:24,600
No, child.
559
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,920
It's more like a mince.
560
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,240
[laughter]
561
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:31,440
- And our extra special guest
judge,
562
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,600
pop sensation Olly Alexander.
563
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,080
Hello. Hello. Hello.
564
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:39,920
- Ru, can I say I have waited
years and years to be here?
565
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:43,400
And it's a sin how good you
look.
566
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,600
- I bet you say that
to all the queens of drag.
567
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,000
[laughter]
568
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,400
This week, we challenged our
queens
569
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,280
to roast their opposition.
570
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:56,880
And tonight on the runway,
category is Pretty in Punk.
571
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,960
Racers, start your engines.
572
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:02,040
And may the best drag queen win.
573
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:06,480
[dramatic music]
574
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:10,840
We take you now to 69 Downing
Street,
575
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,920
where the eliminated queens
have gathered to hear
576
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:16,520
from our first candidate.
577
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:20,000
Put your hands together for
Danny Beard.
578
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,000
[cheers and applause]
579
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,320
- Girls, gays, and theys,
580
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:33,920
welcome to the general erection
2022.
581
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:39,200
I'm here today
to not only represent myself,
582
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,760
but also Liverpool.
583
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:42,760
I know what you're all thinking.
584
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,080
Liverpool's rough.
585
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,360
And I want to clear something
up, girls.
586
00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,240
It's been in the news recently.
587
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:50,360
A big, big house behind
the central library
588
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:52,040
has been zoned for drugs.
589
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,400
And I want to let you know I was
just
590
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,040
as shocked as the rest
of Liverpool to find out
591
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,720
we had a library.
592
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,720
[laughter]
593
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:09,000
Please give a round of applause
for RuPaul, everybody.
594
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,200
[cheers and applause]
595
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,080
Yeah.
596
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:14,920
Fashion is to Ru
what sex is to Alan: paid for.
597
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,080
[laughter]
598
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,680
Olly Alexander, everyone.
599
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:22,200
When you think of Olly,
you think it's a sin,
600
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,040
not the TV show, the teeth.
601
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:26,560
[laughter]
602
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:28,520
It wouldn't be right
without mentioning Starlet.
603
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:30,840
The look is 50% of the mark.
604
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,000
[laughter]
605
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,720
What a shame personality was the
other 50.
606
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,640
[laughter]
607
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:39,400
You are proof
that you can't polish your shit,
608
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,160
but you can roll it in
rhinestones.
609
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,440
[laughter]
610
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:45,320
You're a gorgeous queen.
611
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:50,920
- Danny is killing it up there,
and it is lovely.
612
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:52,160
- Black Peppa, everyone.
613
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,760
Do you know what I love about
you, babe?
614
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,560
You've really opened up on the
show
while you've been here.
615
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,120
And I want people that watch
this to know
616
00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:02,480
you can't be held back by bad
teeth.
617
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:03,480
[laughter]
618
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,000
Honestly, when you smile next to
Olly,
next to Alan,
619
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,720
it's like looking through a
graveyard.
620
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:11,400
[laughter]
621
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,280
- Oh, my God.
622
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:16,680
- Now, Jonbers Blonde,
623
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,760
I thought the troubles in
Ireland
ended in the '90s,
624
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,200
but it's clear from looking at
her face
625
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,000
that they have only just begun.
626
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,920
[laughter]
627
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,760
And now I want to move on now
to a Manchester sister.
628
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,600
No, not the Manchester
mannequin,
629
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,080
no badges panicking.
630
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:36,080
I'm talking about Dr. Cheddar
Bore-geous.
631
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,920
Babe, you are so boring,
you could make a deaf insomniac
632
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:43,560
go to sleep just by talking.
633
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,120
You really could.
634
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:47,080
And I found it hard to write
something
635
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,800
about Pixie, if I'm honest.
636
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,520
How am I gonna roast Pixie?
637
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,120
And then it dawned on me.
638
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,320
Roasting's what you do with a
pig.
639
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:57,320
[laughter]
640
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:06,720
Looking around this room,
all these ugly, crusty-ass
bitches
641
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,840
can't do a job as good as me.
642
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,760
And that is why I should take
this fucking crown.
643
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:14,800
Tonight, don't message me after
the show.
644
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:15,640
[cheers and applause]
645
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,040
Thank you. Good night.
646
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,520
Thanks.
647
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,720
[cheers and applause]
648
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,840
[dramatic music]
649
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:23,960
[cheers and applause]
650
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,240
- Yes!
651
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,680
- Sorry I'm late.
652
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,720
I've just been to Downing Street
for a wee pre-swall,
653
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,120
as we like to say in Belfast.
654
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:37,320
They don't call it Downing
Street
for nothing.
655
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,400
You know what I mean?
656
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:39,800
[laughter]
657
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,000
Oop.
658
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,560
Some people would say that's a
hard choice
659
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,480
going after Danny Beard.
660
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,600
But nothing in life should be
hard
661
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:50,800
except for dicks.
662
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,080
And Danny's a dick.
663
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:55,080
[laughter]
664
00:24:56,440 --> 00:25:00,560
Now, I'm a bit drunk,
so that's why I've got some
notes.
665
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:05,960
Now, one thing that I want to
say
666
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,320
is that I am Irish.
667
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,080
I'm so Northern Irish
668
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,600
that my gender reveal was a bomb
scare.
669
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,480
[laughter]
670
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,160
Actually, this kind of reminds
me
of, like, being
671
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,280
at a job center, doesn't it?
672
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,200
Ru, you're like the manager
of the job center.
673
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,000
- What's a job center?
674
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,720
[laughter]
675
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,320
- It's somewhere where you go
when some people
676
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:34,360
don't have work like these
queens.
677
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:36,200
Now, I'm drunk.
678
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,720
[laughter]
679
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,680
- We can tell.
680
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:44,000
- I came to drag racing
to show versatility.
681
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,880
And I've played a sex worker,
pigeon.
682
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,760
I've played a bag of snakes.
683
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,840
I've played a dog
whose name I still don't
remember.
684
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,800
[laughter]
685
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,800
- Fugly.
- Fugly.
686
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,240
Thank you.
687
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,120
I'm ready for my next role.
688
00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:00,440
I'll play--I don't know--
689
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,920
Peppa the Pig.
690
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,160
[laughter]
691
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,880
No. No. No.
692
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,440
Peppa, you are amazing.
693
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,040
People, they don't get thrown
out of a Peppa gig.
694
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,480
They get thrown in.
695
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,160
[laughter]
696
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,160
PEPPA: I didn't expect Jonbers
to be this good.
697
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:19,320
Where--where did this come from?
698
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,960
- Michelle, you are a patron
saint now
of Ireland.
699
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,240
That's why you gave your boobs
to Alan.
700
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:29,440
[laughter]
701
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:33,960
And lastly, but not least...
702
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,240
[laughter]
703
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:38,960
I'm here to tell you,
704
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:42,880
these kitty girls shit outside
the box.
705
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:46,080
Disgusting!
706
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,560
I am a pussy.
707
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,280
You can trust her.
708
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:55,120
Please choose me
after that terrible, terrible
set.
709
00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:58,160
[cheers and applause]
710
00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:59,040
You're all bastards.
711
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,160
[laughter]
712
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,320
[dramatic music]
713
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:07,000
- First off, I'd like to say
thank you to Ru for giving me
714
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,280
this opportunity to slaughter
the queens
715
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:14,600
and drag them through the mud
just like Pixie did to Wendy
716
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:15,960
in the makeover challenge.
717
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,280
[laughter]
718
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:18,920
[sighs]
719
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:22,760
Now, it took me a long time
to get to this point
720
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,400
in the competition.
721
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,600
And it's taken me even longer
722
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,080
because of the backed up traffic
on the M6
723
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,640
and the M25 and the trains.
724
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:35,840
Just laugh.
725
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,880
[laughter]
726
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,120
I'm not a comedian,
but I am stunning, and I'm
pretty.
727
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,720
Michelle Visage, my girl White
Saw...
728
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:46,720
- That's me.
729
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,160
- I'd like to thank you so much
730
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,920
for taking time out of your busy
schedule
731
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,400
to show up in drag.
732
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,920
- You're welcome.
733
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,680
[laughter]
734
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,800
- Now, I am very soft-spoken,
and it's something
735
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,880
I've always had my entire life.
736
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,480
I don't have to be obnoxious
like Danny Beard.
737
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:13,720
I don't have to put Marmite
on my skin as foundation.
738
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,120
- Thank you, honey.
739
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:16,520
I appreciate you trying.
740
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:17,640
- You're welcome.
741
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,960
[laughter]
742
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,200
I'm bombing hard. It's okay.
743
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,280
You can laugh.
744
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,040
[laughter]
745
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,680
Now, no one can look like me.
746
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,840
No one can speak like me.
747
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,440
And no one can speak like Just
May.
748
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,960
I mean, girl, the first time I
met you,
749
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:38,040
I was like, why is Trixie Mattel
spitting on me, girl?
750
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,520
[laughter]
751
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:44,840
Now, sticks and stones may break
my bones,
752
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:48,320
but Le Fil's props will never
hurt me.
753
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:51,480
You are truly the fellow queen
of the season.
754
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,720
- Ooh. Ooh.
755
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,320
- [sighs]
756
00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:00,800
Dakota, Dakota, now, I love you
so much.
757
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,120
It was so hard to see you leave,
758
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,240
but it's good to see you
wearing makeup tonight.
759
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:06,960
Yay!
760
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,280
- Cheddar Gorgeous,
the prehistoric queen
761
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:10,680
of the season.
762
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:14,960
Cheddar Gorgeous is so old,
her first gig was when I was
born.
763
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:15,880
- Yes.
764
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,240
- Yeah.
765
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:18,280
[laughter]
766
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,240
CHEDDAR: It's correct.
767
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:20,760
That's a fact.
768
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,920
- That was the end of my
political roast.
769
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:24,240
Thank you so much.
770
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,520
[cheers and applause]
771
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,080
Thank you.
772
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,240
[dramatic music]
773
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,120
- Before I begin, I would like
to make
774
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,600
a small public service
announcement.
775
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:38,160
I would just like to remind you
that politicians are liars.
776
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:42,640
That being said, it's so lovely
to be here amongst this panel
777
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,720
of extremely talented queens.
778
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:46,680
[laughter]
779
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,520
Girls, it's so lovely to have
you back.
780
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,440
We've got Just Meh.
781
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,320
And Sminty Dropped Out of the
Race.
782
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,640
- Oh. Right.
783
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,280
- My pal, Copper Topps here.
784
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,360
Hello, Copper Topp.
- Hey. Hey, gorg.
785
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:03,920
- An ironic name, now, isn't it?
786
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,040
Yeah, given how many times
you're in the bottom.
787
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,960
You know, people often say,
Copper,
788
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,040
you smell like pennies,
789
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,800
not because you're usually
ginger,
790
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,600
just because that's what you get
paid in
at your gigs.
791
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,160
[laughter]
792
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:18,600
And I'm so--oh, no.
793
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,160
I've already done that one.
Sorry.
794
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,760
- I thought Pixie had this in
the bag.
795
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,680
I'm like Kris Jenner on the
sidelines.
796
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:29,840
I'm there going...
797
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,840
[laughing]
798
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:37,280
- Now, I love to visit famous
landmarks.
799
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,120
Actually, I've got a bit of
bucket list.
800
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:42,000
And staring up at Alan today,
801
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,240
I can finally say I've seen
Stonehenge.
802
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:52,800
Cheddar Gorgeous is named
after the famous Cheddar Gorge.
803
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:56,800
And scientists recently
discovered
804
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,960
a 9.000-year-old skeleton
at the bottom of Cheddar Gorge.
805
00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:01,440
Can you believe it?
806
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,520
And it's so lovely to have you
here
with us today, Ru.
807
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:05,400
Thank you so much.
808
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,400
[laughter]
809
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:12,000
To the right,
dishonorable Michelle Visage.
810
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,000
Hello, Michelle.
811
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,000
- Hiya.
812
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,160
- Yeah, she actually came up
in the world of ballroom,
813
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,400
something she wishes
more of her underwear had.
814
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,680
[laughter]
815
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,000
- Very true.
816
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000
- Now, there are several
very important issues
817
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,600
I would like to discuss
in this campaign speech.
818
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:32,640
First up is education,
because RuPaul's School for
Girls
819
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:37,000
only has one pupil, Peppa.
820
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:37,840
But you know what?
821
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,240
All that focused learning,
and you still haven't learned
822
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,760
how not to be in the bottom.
823
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,880
[clears throat]
824
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:50,000
And moving swiftly on.
825
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:50,960
We'll move swiftly on.
826
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,520
That one didn't land, but this
one's nice.
827
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,880
Danny, I was worried when I
heard Danny
828
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:57,800
was going to be attending this
roast,
but then I remembered
829
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,840
how much I love bacon.
830
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,760
Who doesn't love a hog roast?
831
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:02,800
[clears throat]
832
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:06,520
Jonbers is such a drunk
that when she does a terrible
gig,
833
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,680
she gets excited by all the
booze.
834
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,280
And I'm gonna wrap this up now,
835
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:13,520
'cause apparently
I thought I was funnier than I
am.
836
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,120
[laughter]
837
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:16,120
Thank you all for listening.
838
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:17,120
I've been Pixie Polite.
839
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,400
Pick Pixie,
and make politics polite again.
840
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:20,720
Thank you very much.
841
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,720
[cheers and applause]
842
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,480
[dramatic music]
843
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,520
- Worthless humans of the planet
Earth--
844
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:31,920
[laughter]
845
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:32,760
I'm so sorry.
846
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:34,160
That appears to be the wrong
speech.
847
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:37,120
[laughter]
848
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:43,320
People of the world, regular
people,
849
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:48,840
everyday people, mundane people,
850
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:50,120
I know what you're thinking.
851
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,800
A drag queen talking about
politics?
852
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:55,560
That's the last thing
that this country needs.
853
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,960
I know you have worries.
854
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:03,920
There are terrible rumors
about myself and people like me.
855
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:08,160
But we are not all gobby
attention-seeking
856
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,880
sex-obsessed dick pigs
with regional accents.
857
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,840
Yes, I am talking about you,
Danny Beard.
858
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,680
[laughter]
859
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:21,480
But no, I intend to use the
power of drag
860
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:26,680
to amplify important issues
like educating the children,
861
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:29,880
like regulating free markets,
862
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:34,960
and of course,
the issue on everybody's lips,
rimming,
863
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:39,720
because that is what really
matters,
isn't it, my dears?
864
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,800
Oh.
865
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,200
- What is happening right now?
866
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,160
This is a roast.
867
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,640
I feel like I'm in a lecture
right now.
868
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:55,240
- And here, we have
the wonderful bare backbenchers.
869
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,240
That was a politics joke.
870
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:57,240
If any of you followed it,
871
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,000
it would have been absolutely
hilarious.
872
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,320
[laughter]
873
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:01,880
I can't help what I'm working
with.
874
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:07,480
- Sminty, you are looking
gorgeous tonight.
875
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,520
- Thank you.
876
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,640
- Almost as good
as you look on Instagram.
877
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:13,080
[laughter]
878
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,920
- You bitch.
879
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:19,240
- Oh, Starlet, still young,
still beautiful, I see.
880
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:21,280
Don't worry.
881
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:24,240
You'll grow out of both, I
assure you.
882
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:29,960
And of course, icon, RuPaul,
I have certainly learned so much
883
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:34,360
about myself, about
improvisation,
884
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,880
about the powerful combination
of lighting
885
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:39,200
and sitting very, very, very
still.
886
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,760
[laughter]
887
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,800
A vote for Cheddar is a vote for
change.
888
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:48,720
And I want to promise you
right here and now that neither
I,
889
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:54,600
nor any of my kind
will eat your children...alive.
890
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,320
Thank you very, very much.
891
00:34:56,320 --> 00:35:01,120
[cheers and applause]
892
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,280
- And she wanted to go first
with that routine?
893
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,640
Sorry.
894
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:06,640
[upbeat music]
895
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:10,200
RUPAUL: [singing] Can you feel
the love?
896
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,840
Category is Pretty in Punk.
897
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,880
Up first, oh, Danny Beard.
898
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,920
God shave the queen.
- [laughs]
899
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:24,280
DANNY: I am wearing head-to-toe
iconic not Danny Beard
900
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,880
because it's punking it.
901
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,080
They can touch my sex pistol.
902
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,800
- Never mind the bollocks, baby.
903
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,280
DANNY: I want to put a message
on the back of this,
904
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:37,600
which is fuck gender and fuck
what the heteronormative world
905
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,240
says we should be.
906
00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:41,200
And that is punk.
907
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,280
- Ladies and gentlemen, Dolly
Tartan.
908
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:46,000
[laughter]
909
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,920
Up next, Jonbers Blonde.
910
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,240
- Ooh.
911
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,160
- Safety first.
912
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,600
JONBERS: Punk to me is anarchic.
913
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,920
It is a spirit who is just
completely free
914
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,760
and being themselves.
915
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,600
- I just wanted my ears pierced.
916
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,000
ALAN: Just pierce off.
917
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:07,200
JONBERS: My look is inspired
by Siouxsie and the Banshees,
918
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,080
a bit McQueen and a bit
showgirl.
919
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:13,720
You ever seen a safety pin
this big before, big boy?
920
00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:15,160
- Bye, Piers Morgan.
921
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:17,560
[laughter]
922
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:18,840
Up next, Black Peppa.
923
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,080
- Ooh! Ooh!
924
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:23,440
MICHELLE: What we are witnessing
here is the last
925
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:26,720
of the freaking Mohicans.
926
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:29,960
PEPPA: I am wearing over 5.000
studs.
927
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,040
This outfit is heavier than
life.
928
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,160
It's heavier than me.
929
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,880
- I think I've got punk in my
eye.
930
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,120
[laughter]
931
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,320
MICHELLE: Alan!
932
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:44,400
PEPPA: I am serving an iconic
silhouette.
933
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,280
I am a living work of art.
934
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,000
This is punk on acid.
935
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,040
MICHELLE: The good thing about
those shoulder pads
936
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,760
is they don't need water.
937
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:56,040
RUPAUL: Pixie Polite.
938
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:58,840
ALAN: "Rule, Clitannia!"
939
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,600
PIXIE: My look is a Westward
inspired
940
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:03,960
"God save the queen" moment.
941
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,960
- Oh, look, Ru. She's crowning.
942
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,920
OLLY: Oh. Oh.
943
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:09,840
ALAN: Oh.
944
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:10,840
MICHELLE: Oh, dear.
945
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,160
- The crown jewels.
946
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,720
PIXIE: I'm covered in Union Jack
colors.
947
00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:17,280
And I'm feeling like
I've got a bit of attitude
948
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,760
on the runway,
but also pretty darn fabulous.
949
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,920
- Her limbs are made of
Westwood.
950
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,400
RUPAUL: Up next, Cheddar
Gorgeous.
951
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,920
- They call her Sputnik.
952
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,840
- I see her velvet undergrounds.
953
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,680
- Punk, what an amazing theme.
954
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,360
ALAN: Is that Sid Malicious?
955
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,400
MICHELLE: I think it's Sid
Delicious.
956
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,040
- I predict her Johnny's rotten.
957
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,960
CHEDDAR: I am wearing
a vintage leather dress.
958
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:55,800
I have gigantic green spikes
coming out of my head.
959
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:59,200
I feel so punk,
I could bite a hamster's head
off
960
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,440
if that wasn't a hideously cruel
thing
to do.
961
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,640
- This look is buzzcocked and
loaded.
962
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,040
RUPAUL: [singing] Can you feel
the love?
963
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,440
Welcome, ladies.
964
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:15,080
It's time for the judges'
critiques.
965
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:16,840
Let's start with Danny Beard.
966
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,440
- In the roast challenge,
you opened it up,
967
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,200
which is never an easy thing to
do.
968
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,120
But you went out there with
confidence.
969
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,480
You knew what you came to do,
and you did it.
970
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,920
It was funny, and that's what a
roast is.
971
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,160
And I thought you delivered it
really well.
972
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,760
- I mean, I would pay to see
that
at a comedy club.
973
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,640
I don't think I could follow
you.
974
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,040
You were just so on fire.
975
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:41,760
- Fashion is to Ru
what sex is to Alan: paid for.
976
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,240
- You just were so witty.
977
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:44,440
You took everyone down.
978
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:45,840
It was like a disaster movie.
979
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:48,200
No one got out alive.
980
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,040
- This runway almost
brought me to tears.
981
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,560
I am thrilled with everything
that I see here.
982
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:56,320
And Danny, this is like
a Westwood wet dream.
983
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,200
And that's what I love about it.
984
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,120
- I love this look tonight so
much.
985
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:03,520
I love the message on the back,
fuck gender.
986
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:04,400
You just smashed it.
987
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,240
Well done.
988
00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:06,720
- You know how to do it.
989
00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:09,200
These jokes and the delivery was
something
990
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,560
that you had honed working in
clubs.
991
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,640
You're a hard one to beat.
992
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:14,880
Strong night for you, Danny.
993
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:15,800
Thank you so much.
994
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,440
- Thank you.
995
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,560
- All right. Up next, Jonbers
Blonde.
996
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:23,480
- You have that great character
of being a drunk politician.
997
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:26,400
And I love the fact that,
you know, if a joke didn't land,
998
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,000
you just said, I'm pissed.
999
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,080
It's just brilliant.
1000
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:33,040
- You made such a bold choice,
and I love that.
1001
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,040
And also,
you seemed like you had a lot of
fun.
1002
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,120
That makes me have fun, so I
love that.
1003
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:38,520
- I'm ready for my next role.
1004
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:43,000
I'll play--I don't know, Peppa
the Pig.
1005
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,160
- I would come and see your
show.
1006
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:45,440
- Buy a ticket.
1007
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,240
- I'll buy a ticket.
1008
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:48,880
- This outfit is beautiful.
1009
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,760
The only thing I would have
changed
is the hair.
1010
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,120
Your head looks so teeny tiny in
it.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
1011
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:55,880
- But I love the concept of it.
1012
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:57,800
And I could tell
how confident you felt in it,
1013
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:00,240
and I enjoyed that.
1014
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:02,040
- I love this dress so much.
1015
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,880
And the big shocker of the night
1016
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,280
was that you didn't suck.
1017
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,280
[laughter]
1018
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:14,360
Shocker.
1019
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:15,240
Did you have fun?
1020
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:16,760
- I actually did have fun.
1021
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,600
I just thought,
what's gonna get me through
this?
1022
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:19,600
Be drunk.
1023
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:20,600
- Yeah.
1024
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:21,960
So you and Peppa assigned the
order.
1025
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,280
Why did you go second?
1026
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:24,800
- I knew that I wasn't gonna be
one of the funniest,
1027
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,600
so I wanted to go somewhere in
the middle,
1028
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,120
and I wanted to go second.
1029
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:29,520
- All right.
1030
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,200
Well, thank you.
1031
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,560
Up next, Black Peppa.
1032
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:34,720
- Hi, Black Peppa.
1033
00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:35,760
- Hi.
1034
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,920
- You have this very positive,
kind energy.
1035
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,000
We were really on your side,
so I could feel that you were
1036
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,000
a bit nervous in the roast.
1037
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,200
But we just wanted you
to have fun with it.
1038
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,440
- Everyone had such good will
for you.
1039
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,360
And one of your biggest laughs
was when you just said,
1040
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:49,640
"Oh, just laugh."
1041
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:50,720
- I'm bombing hard. It's okay.
1042
00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:51,760
You can laugh.
1043
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:53,880
[laughter]
1044
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:57,200
- And we all laughed
because we all want you to do
well.
1045
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,160
- I know how nervous you were
1046
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:03,280
because you've got it in your
head
that you're not funny.
1047
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,040
It's one of those personal
roadblocks
1048
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,080
that you're going to have to
overcome
at some point.
1049
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,040
But what I do want to give you
credit on
1050
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:12,040
is that you kept on going.
1051
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:15,160
This look tonight, wowza, wowza,
wowza.
1052
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,120
Your silhouette, stunning.
1053
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,120
Your hair, stunning.
1054
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:20,280
Your shoulders, stunning.
1055
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:23,520
Like, all of it is just amazing.
1056
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,400
We've just got to get your
confidence up.
1057
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,480
You've got it.
1058
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,680
You just gotta know you've got
it.
1059
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:32,360
- You need to free yourself.
1060
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:35,640
There's only one person
keeping it in place.
1061
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,440
Can you guess who that person
is?
1062
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:38,640
- I wonder who that can be.
1063
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:39,640
RUPAUL: Yes. Yes.
1064
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:41,720
- It's taken me such a while for
me
1065
00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:43,440
to grow into my queerness.
1066
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,160
I'm now 29 years old.
1067
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:48,520
And every single day,
I'm still figuring out who I am.
1068
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:52,640
- The key here is the child
who lives inside of you.
1069
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:56,000
Your child is waiting for you,
adult you,
1070
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:00,400
to give permission to do it
starting now.
1071
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:01,480
All right.
1072
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,400
Up next, Pixie Polite.
1073
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,080
- Hey, Pixie.
- Hi.
1074
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,240
- A roast is a comedy challenge,
1075
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:09,200
but you need to go hard.
1076
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:10,360
There were things that were
missed.
1077
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:11,920
What was the Stonehenge joke?
1078
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,440
- I can finally tick Stonehenge
off my bucket list
1079
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:15,760
after seeing Alan's teeth.
1080
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,880
- But you didn't say
they were Alan's teeth.
1081
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:18,720
- Oh, did I not?
1082
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:22,040
Staring up at Alan today, I can
finally
say
1083
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,800
I've seen Stonehenge.
1084
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,480
- Because of that,
the room was kind of flat.
1085
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,760
- I think because you spoke
quite fast,
1086
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,360
I didn't understand some of the
jokes.
1087
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:33,240
I'm still trying to figure out
what the one was before.
1088
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:35,960
- Tonight on the runway,
the idea of this is wonderful.
1089
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,520
I think the issue for me
is we lose Pixie in this.
1090
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,480
It's very quilty.
1091
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:41,960
- Okay. Thank you.
1092
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:43,880
- I love the--the twist on
"Rule, Britannia,"
1093
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,600
this tornado of color,
1094
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,440
but I preferred the runway to
your roast.
1095
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:48,960
Your roast was a bit lukewarm.
1096
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,560
Don't ever snag my
fucking teeth off again.
1097
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:55,120
[laughter]
1098
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:58,080
- You know, Pixie,
when the roast challenge came
up,
1099
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,400
I thought, okay, now,
this is gonna be an opportunity
1100
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,680
for her to really let loose.
1101
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:06,440
You are naturally funny.
1102
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,360
And I didn't get any of that.
1103
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,600
- When the first few jokes,
perhaps, didn't do as well,
1104
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:12,960
I think part of me shrank back
a little bit.
1105
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:14,080
- I don't know.
1106
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,560
I felt like you were not being
you,
1107
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,400
your own natural funniness.
1108
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,280
- Yeah.
1109
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,680
- All right, Pixie.
1110
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,640
Up next, Cheddar Gorgeous.
1111
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:26,920
- You know, you're so strong
in this competition.
1112
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:29,200
Everybody kind of has eyes on
you.
1113
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,800
And tonight was the first
little chink in the armor
1114
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,840
that I saw from this, Cheddar.
1115
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:36,360
I loved the characterization
that you did,
1116
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,000
but it almost became a play.
1117
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:38,960
- I know what you're thinking.
1118
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:40,880
A drag queen talking about
politics?
1119
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:43,840
That's the last thing
that this country needs.
1120
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:46,600
- I think it was almost too
smart
for the room.
1121
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:48,240
- If you were at the National
Theater,
1122
00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:50,000
I think you'd probably get
a standing ovation.
1123
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,280
But if you're in a comedy club,
1124
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,640
you'd probably get a slow hand
clap.
1125
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:57,360
- This runway look has got me
very hot
under the color.
1126
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,080
This was like everything I dated
1127
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:00,880
when I was 14, 15 years old.
1128
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:02,800
That does it for me.
1129
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,440
- And this look is beautiful.
1130
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,200
And the future is definitely
queer.
1131
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,040
And I love all the details on
the face.
1132
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,840
Really impressive.
1133
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:10,840
So thank you.
1134
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,960
- Your tone was more
of an intellectual take,
1135
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,240
so we had to actually listen up,
1136
00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:22,720
which is kind of difficult
for a drunken crowd like we are.
1137
00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:25,240
- I enjoy being funny in
conversation.
1138
00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:28,040
I'm not really that into being
funny
on stage.
1139
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,480
For me, humor comes
from the world that I'm in.
1140
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:33,040
And I like to pick up on things
as they happen.
1141
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:34,720
And I also know I'm very dry.
1142
00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:37,200
And I think,
regardless of what kind of humor
I'll do,
1143
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:38,920
I'll always be very dry.
1144
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,720
And that's just who I am.
1145
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:42,920
- And you were asked to perform
last.
1146
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:45,160
How do you feel about that?
1147
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:48,400
- I mean,
I didn't want to perform last.
1148
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,040
But that was the position I was
given,
1149
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,440
so I just had to go with it.
1150
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:53,600
- Well, thank you.
1151
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,000
All right. Thank you, ladies.
1152
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:56,840
I think we've heard enough.
1153
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:59,320
While you untuck in the
workroom,
1154
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,560
the judges and I will
deliberate.
1155
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,680
You may leave the stage.
1156
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:07,120
[energetic music]
1157
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:08,560
- We're back and untucked.
1158
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,520
And Danny got very strong
critiques,
1159
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:13,600
but I think there's
a glimmer of hope for me here.
1160
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:14,720
Oh, shit.
1161
00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:15,960
Oh, shit.
1162
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,720
I can see a light
at the end of the tunnel.
1163
00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:19,000
- Here we are again.
1164
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,080
How we doing, eh?
1165
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,000
- I was not expecting good
things
like that.
1166
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,640
- She was just a pissed-up old
fart,
1167
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:24,600
and they like seeing that.
1168
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,720
- [laughs]
- What's new?
1169
00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:28,240
- The critique of the evening
that Ru said,
1170
00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:29,520
that I didn't suck.
1171
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:31,720
- Well, she's not met you
on a Saturday night then.
1172
00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:33,720
- $20.
1173
00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:34,920
I was just trying to do my best.
1174
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:36,840
And I was hoping for these
critiques.
1175
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:38,440
So to get them is--
1176
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:39,880
it's just amazing.
1177
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:41,480
- I thought the judges who
critiqued me
1178
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:42,680
were really, really fair.
1179
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:45,360
I think--you know, I knew going
into it
1180
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,080
that I would be really, really
dry.
1181
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:51,920
How was I supposed to know
that my audience would be so
lazy
1182
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,560
and that I would be so shit?
1183
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:55,840
[laughs]
1184
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,560
It was frustrating to me
1185
00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:59,720
a little bit that I was the only
person
1186
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:01,160
who told you where I--
1187
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:06,680
I think I should go,
and you didn't trust that.
1188
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,440
- Like, you said that you
wouldn't have put you last--
1189
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:09,440
- I wouldn't.
1190
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:12,480
- Like, we put you there
because we believed in you.
1191
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:15,400
- But I did tell you I am quite
dry,
1192
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:16,840
quite sarcastic, quite ironic,
1193
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:18,600
and quite slow paced and
intellectual.
1194
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:19,760
It's just who I am.
1195
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,160
- Yeah.
1196
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:22,440
- I should not have been at the
end.
1197
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,200
I can't hold that against
Jonbers,
1198
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:27,040
and I don't hold that against
Jonbers.
1199
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:28,280
But I was right.
1200
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:29,640
What about you guys?
1201
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,680
- I mean, the critique wasn't
necessarily
1202
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:33,760
something I wasn't expecting.
1203
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:37,440
And I just, you know,
feel a bit disappointed in
myself
1204
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,280
that I couldn't have done
better.
1205
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:41,120
- I'll be honest, right, mate.
1206
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,080
For some reason, your timing was
off.
1207
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:44,840
I think if you'd have got
a good couple of laps
1208
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,400
in that first 30 seconds,
minute,
1209
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:48,560
you'd have smashed tonight.
1210
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:49,400
- Yeah.
1211
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:50,840
I've had a lovely time in
office,
1212
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,480
but I'm going back through that
pink door
1213
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,320
into comedy retirement.
1214
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,040
- Peppa, how you feeling, angel?
1215
00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:59,840
- I don't know.
1216
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:02,600
I'm, like, lost for words
because I feel
1217
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:05,480
like I can definitely do better,
1218
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:08,680
but I'm just not in my comfort
space.
1219
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:12,720
It's like the third week,
and it's comedy, comedy, comedy.
1220
00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:14,080
- But you're still here, yeah?
- Yeah.
1221
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:15,040
DANNY: So that says a lot.
1222
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:16,440
PEPPA: I bombed at the roast.
1223
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,760
However,
someone else is in the bottom
with me.
1224
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,720
I hope the bus is still running
because another girl
1225
00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:23,000
is about to start packing.
1226
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:26,040
- It was lovely to see
the eliminated queens.
1227
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:27,800
Do you think we went
too hard on them though?
1228
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:28,680
- No.
1229
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:30,240
- I barely touched them.
1230
00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:31,200
I didn't touch them.
1231
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:32,240
I didn't burn them.
1232
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:34,160
[laughter]
1233
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:35,800
- [screams]
1234
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,880
[all screaming]
1235
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:40,320
- Did you miss us?
1236
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:42,200
- It's like a Christmas carol.
1237
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:45,560
We've got the ghosts
of challenges past back.
1238
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:46,840
It's lovely to see everyone.
1239
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:50,040
You know, the band's
all back together again.
1240
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,680
- You all look absolutely
stunning.
1241
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:54,840
[overlapping chatter]
1242
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,600
- Look at this sexy mermaid.
1243
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,960
- Made this out of the gold
fabric
she got in the box.
1244
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:02,840
[overlapping chatter]
1245
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:04,280
- Too little, too late.
1246
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:06,840
- So, girls,
what did you think of the roast?
1247
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,280
- It was hilarious.
1248
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:10,720
- Danny, you killed it.
1249
00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:12,160
DANNY: I set the tone.
1250
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:13,600
I set the pace.
1251
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,320
I set the fucking place on fire.
1252
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,040
[laughs]
1253
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:19,240
- Was anyone annoyed
by any of the reads?
1254
00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:21,840
- Were you annoyed by the read?
1255
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:22,880
- I wanted more attack.
1256
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:24,240
- Give us more in the
competition,
1257
00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:26,520
and we'd have more to say.
1258
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:28,720
- Well, you can have another
chance.
1259
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:31,720
- I love your outfit.
1260
00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:34,920
[laughter]
1261
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:36,040
[overlapping chatter]
1262
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,080
- Is this the top five you
expected?
1263
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:39,600
- I'm not, like, surprised by
anybody.
1264
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,720
- I thought I was gonna snatch
this crown.
1265
00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:43,320
And here we are, ninth place,
you know?
1266
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,240
[laughter]
1267
00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:48,280
- RuPaul laughed the hardest
at your exit.
1268
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:51,440
[laughter]
1269
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:52,400
- Dressed as a moth?
1270
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:56,360
Like, what the fuck
was going on in episode four?
1271
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:58,400
- Every single girl, no matter
where
1272
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,600
you leave in this competition,
wants to be in this final.
1273
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:02,080
- I'm really happy to
be back with everybody.
1274
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:03,440
I missed you all.
1275
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,440
- We missed you too!
1276
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:08,760
JONBERS: I know that this is the
week
before the final.
1277
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:10,400
I want it so much more.
1278
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:12,400
- To season four, everyone.
1279
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:15,640
[cheers and applause]
1280
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:16,640
- All right.
1281
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,840
Now, just between us squirrel
friends, what do you think?
1282
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:20,960
Starting with Danny Beard.
1283
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:23,840
- You know, in the roast,
we hope that Danny Beard would
1284
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,080
come out and shut it down.
1285
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:29,840
And shut it down, Danny Beard
did.
1286
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:31,760
- They came out,
and they were in charge.
1287
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:32,760
Really funny.
1288
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:33,960
Just polished.
1289
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,600
- You are proof
that you can't polish your shit,
1290
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:39,240
but you can roll it in
rhinestones.
1291
00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:41,080
- You could put him on
at the Comedy Store.
1292
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,640
He was that good.
1293
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,520
- And that runway look was
iconic.
1294
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:46,160
RUPAUL: Gorgeous.
1295
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,360
Clearly, Danny is a pro.
1296
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:51,360
- Everything Danny Beard did
tonight
was a home run.
1297
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:54,200
And that, my friend,
is a sports reference.
1298
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:55,920
[laughter]
1299
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,240
You're welcome.
RUPAUL: All right.
1300
00:49:57,240 --> 00:49:59,040
Let's move on down to Jonbers
Blond.
1301
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,640
- You know, with Jonbers,
I was really proud of her
1302
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:04,360
because she chose an objective,
a drunk.
1303
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:05,680
And it actually worked.
1304
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,480
- They don't call it Downing
Street
for nothing.
1305
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:09,680
You know what I mean?
1306
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:11,040
ALAN: It was inspired.
1307
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:11,880
It was clever.
1308
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:13,920
I saw a different side to her.
1309
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:14,760
- I loved her runway look.
1310
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:15,760
I thought it was very cute.
1311
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:16,760
ALAN: I loved it.
1312
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:17,960
And I loved the fiery
red around her crotch
1313
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:19,680
and everything.
- Of course, you did.
1314
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:21,080
- Of course I did.
1315
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:22,560
- I loved that outfit.
1316
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:24,640
It looked so gorgeous.
1317
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:26,600
Very, very proud of our Jonbers.
1318
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:27,840
All right.
1319
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:30,400
Let's move on down to Black
Peppa.
1320
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,360
- She wasn't the strongest
roaster,
1321
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:36,360
but I was instantly on her side.
1322
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:37,640
- She looked incredible.
1323
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,960
that kind of new glare inspired
outfit.
1324
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:41,600
And then she started telling
jokes.
1325
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,880
[laughter]
1326
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:45,400
- Cheddar Gorgeous is so old,
1327
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,200
her first gig was when I was
born.
1328
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:48,560
- Yes.
1329
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,160
- Yeah.
1330
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:51,880
MICHELLE:
What I do want to give her
credit for,
1331
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:53,640
though, is not giving up.
1332
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:56,840
- As always, she brings it to
the runway.
1333
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:57,960
- Whoa.
1334
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:02,240
Powerful, sexy, punk, drag,
spectacular.
1335
00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:04,040
- She keeps saying,
I'm not funny, I'm not funny,
1336
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:07,600
but she clearly has a sense of
humor
in her fashion.
1337
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,120
Let's move on down to Pixie
Polite.
1338
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:12,920
- She's got funny bones,
yet she was not funny.
1339
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,680
- All that focused learning
and you still haven't learned
1340
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:18,440
how not to be in the bottom.
1341
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:20,000
- It was so lethargic.
1342
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,720
Then she starts slagging
off the gaps in my teeth.
1343
00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:25,280
And I mean, at the end of the
bloody set,
1344
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:27,480
there was tumbleweed stuck
between them.
1345
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:28,480
[laughter]
1346
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:30,400
- Stuck between your teeth?
1347
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:32,080
- Yeah.
1348
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:33,600
- I thought on the runway, I
liked it.
1349
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:34,600
I appreciated it.
1350
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:36,560
But it was a little different
from the other queens.
1351
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:40,280
- The idea was wonderful,
but the shape of it was wrong.
1352
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:41,840
The fit of it was wrong.
1353
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:45,080
- Burt she hasn't figured out
yet
what is her point of view
1354
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:46,760
when it comes to drag.
1355
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:48,240
All right, Cheddar Gorgeous.
1356
00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:50,280
- Cheddar tonight in the
challenge
1357
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:54,480
was more regional Reginal Art
Center
than comedy club.
1358
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:56,400
- We knew it was going
to be kind of serious.
1359
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:57,960
And then the minute she dropped
that act
1360
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:59,600
and started reading the
returnees,
1361
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:00,960
it was like, "Ah!"
1362
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:03,200
We got some really funny laughs.
1363
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,360
- You are looking gorgeous
tonight.
1364
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:06,400
- Thank you.
1365
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,520
- Almost as good
as you look on Instagram.
1366
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:09,800
[laughter]
1367
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,840
- I felt like she killed it
on the runway, for sure.
1368
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:14,200
MICHELLE: That look was amazing.
1369
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:16,840
I just thought
that was spot on and dynamic.
1370
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,600
- When Cheddar walked
out on the runway
1371
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:22,000
in that leather outfit,
I could smell the poppers.
1372
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,880
[laughter]
1373
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:25,680
Her comedy roast, we wanted a
little bit
1374
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:28,360
more yuck-yuck and a little less
1375
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:30,480
intellectual introspection.
1376
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:31,520
- Cheddar's smart.
1377
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:34,200
And that--for the first time
in this competition, I think,
1378
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:35,440
has come back to bite her.
1379
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:37,080
- Silence.
1380
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:39,200
I've made my decision.
1381
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,680
Bring back my girls.
1382
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,280
Welcome back, ladies.
1383
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:48,440
I've made some decisions.
1384
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:52,280
Danny Beard, at the general
erection,
1385
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:54,800
you were hard to beat.
1386
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:55,640
Condragulations.
1387
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:57,280
You are the winner
of this week's challenge.
1388
00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:00,840
[cheers and applause]
- Yay. Well done.
1389
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:05,920
- And the recipient
of a coveted RuPeter badge.
1390
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,760
[singing] RuPeter, yeah
1391
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:12,960
- Wear it with pride.
- I will.
1392
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,120
Thank you so much.
1393
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:17,640
- And most importantly,
you've earned your place
1394
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:22,800
in next week's grand finale.
1395
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:29,040
You may step to the back of the
stage.
1396
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:30,800
DANNY: Smash it, girls.
1397
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:34,440
Yes, bitches.
1398
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:35,440
Four badges in the final.
1399
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:36,920
Pow. Pow.
1400
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:39,480
Pow. Pow. I'm trying to be cool.
1401
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:41,800
It's not working, but I'm happy.
1402
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:46,600
- Black Peppa, on the runway,
1403
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,960
you were a total stud,
1404
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:53,960
but in the challenge, kind of a
dud.
1405
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:56,640
I'm sorry, my dear,
but you are up for elimination.
1406
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:03,760
Jonbers Blond, you're safe,
1407
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:08,600
and you've earned your place
in next week's grand finale.
1408
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:10,120
- Thank you so much.
1409
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:11,840
- You may step to the back of
the stage.
1410
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:13,880
- Thank you.
1411
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:14,840
- Well done, girly.
1412
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:21,400
- Pixie Polite, you're a funny
queen,
1413
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:25,800
but your roast was undercooked.
1414
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:29,440
Cheddar Gorgeous, you're a
clever queen,
1415
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:32,560
but your roast was overcooked.
1416
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:37,480
Pixie Polite, I'm sorry, my
dear,
1417
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:39,960
but you are up for elimination.
1418
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:48,120
Cheddar Gorgeous, you are safe,
1419
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:52,160
and you've earned your place
in next week's grand finale.
1420
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:54,640
You may join the other girls.
1421
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:55,960
- Thank you so much.
1422
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:57,080
Thank you.
1423
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:00,600
- I'm up against Peppa in the
lip sync.
1424
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,160
I've seen what she can do.
1425
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:06,720
I'm going to put on a show the
best I can.
1426
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:08,840
- Two queens stand before me.
1427
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,600
I've consulted with the judges,
1428
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:18,720
but the final decision is mine
to make.
1429
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:22,960
Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me
1430
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:26,960
and save yourself from
elimination.
1431
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:32,520
The time has come
1432
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:36,200
for you to lip sync
1433
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:39,760
for your life.
1434
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:43,000
[dramatic music]
1435
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,880
- I am making it to that final.
1436
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:46,000
Get ready.
1437
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,200
This is gonna be a fight.
1438
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:51,800
- Good luck,
1439
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,000
and don't
1440
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:58,760
fuck it up.
1441
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:01,280
[Queen's "Another One Bites the
Dust"]
1442
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:03,000
- [singing] Let's go.
1443
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,880
Steve walks warily down the
street
1444
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:07,560
With his brim pulled way down
low
1445
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,440
Ain't no sound but the sound of
his feet
1446
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:11,200
Machine guns ready to go
1447
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:12,160
Are you ready
1448
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:13,720
Hey, are you ready for this
1449
00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:16,280
Are you hanging on the edge of
your seat
1450
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:19,600
Out of the doorway, the bullets
rip
to the sound of the beat
1451
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:20,800
Yeah
1452
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:24,200
Another one bites the dust
1453
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:27,080
And another one gone, and
another one gone
1454
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:29,280
Another one bites the dust
1455
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:31,440
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
1456
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:33,240
Another one bites the dust
1457
00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:34,320
- Come on, Peppa!
1458
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:35,760
Come on, Pixie!
1459
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:36,760
Come on, girls!
1460
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:40,000
- [singing]
How do you think I'm gonna get
along
1461
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,920
Without you when you're gone
1462
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:44,360
You took me for everything that
I had
1463
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:46,320
And kicked me out on my own
1464
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:47,480
Are you happy
1465
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:48,680
Are you satisfied
1466
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:51,040
How long can you stand the heat
1467
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:54,640
Out of the doorway, the bullets
rip
to the sound of the beat
1468
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:55,600
Look out
1469
00:56:57,640 --> 00:56:59,440
Another one bites the dust
1470
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:01,880
And another one gone, and
another one gone
1471
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:04,240
Another one bites the dust
1472
00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:06,280
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
1473
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:08,400
Another one bites the dust
1474
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:11,720
Ooh, shout out
1475
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,800
There are plenty of ways
that you can hurt a man
1476
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:16,800
And bring him to the ground
1477
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:18,280
You can beat him, you can cheat
him
1478
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:21,320
You can treat him bad
and leave him when he's down
1479
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:22,400
But I'm ready
1480
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:23,600
It's ready for you
1481
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:25,400
I'm standing on my own two feet
1482
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:28,120
Out of the doorway, the bullets
rip
1483
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:29,400
Repeating to the sound of the
beat
1484
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,360
Oh, yeah
1485
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:34,520
Another one bites the dust
1486
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:37,000
And another one gone, and
another one gone
1487
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,280
Another one bites the dust
1488
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:39,120
Yeah
1489
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,520
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
1490
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:43,080
Another one bites the dust
1491
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:45,160
[laughter]
1492
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:48,160
[cheers and applause]
1493
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:55,240
- Ladies, I've made my decision.
1494
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:04,800
Black Peppa,
1495
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:05,800
shantay, you stay.
1496
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:12,080
You've earned your way
to next week's grand finale.
1497
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:16,000
You may join the other girls.
1498
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,320
- Thank you.
1499
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:28,280
- Pixie Polite,
thank you for spreading your
pixie dust
1500
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:31,240
all over this competition.
1501
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:34,560
Now sashay away.
1502
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:36,960
- I'd just like to say,
thank you all so much.
1503
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:38,840
This experience has been more
1504
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:41,400
than I ever dreamed it could be.
1505
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:43,200
I love you all so much.
1506
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:44,600
Goodbye.
1507
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:46,520
[applause]
1508
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:47,680
- Love you, Pixie.
1509
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:49,480
PIXIE: My girls.
1510
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:50,480
Well done.
1511
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:52,800
You guys are such a deserving
top four.
1512
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:55,680
I love you.
1513
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:56,720
All right.
1514
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:00,720
If you ever need me,
1515
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:03,840
just follow the second star on
the right
1516
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:06,080
and straight on until morning.
1517
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:07,760
Love you all.
1518
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:10,120
- Love you, baby.
1519
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:16,120
- Oh, how silly.
1520
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:19,000
I am so happy to have made it
this far in the competition.
1521
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:24,280
I couldn't have asked for more
before I came here.
1522
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:27,320
I'm gutted not to have made it
right to the end,
1523
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:29,800
that very last moment,
but they were all fabulous.
1524
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:32,040
I just wasn't the judges'
cup of tea today.
1525
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:33,280
That's all.
1526
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:35,120
There's been a lot of positives
1527
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:36,680
that I can take out of this
experience.
1528
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:39,080
And I think in the future,
1529
00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:41,360
I'm gonna be a very different
Pixie.
1530
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:42,640
And I'm happy about that.
1531
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:53,160
- Condragulations to my top four
queens.
1532
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:54,680
Please step forward.
1533
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:57,680
[applause]
1534
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:02,400
- Yes!
1535
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:03,600
We did it.
1536
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:06,200
Yeah.
- Yes!
1537
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:08,960
- Now, I want to hear
from you, the fans.
1538
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:10,960
Who do you think deserves
1539
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:14,120
to be the UK's next Drag Race
superstar?
1540
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:17,160
Are you team Black Peppa?
1541
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,920
Are you team Cheddar Gorgeous?
1542
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:23,160
Are you team Danny Beard?
1543
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:27,320
Or are you team Jonbers Blonde?
1544
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:28,800
Let your voice be heard,
1545
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:31,960
and tune in next week for the
grand finale
1546
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:34,240
of "RuPaul's Drag Race UK,"
1547
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:38,320
where we will crown ourselves
a winner, baby.
1548
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:39,680
[laughs]
1549
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:41,400
Until then, remember,
1550
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:42,680
if you can't love yourself,
1551
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:44,840
how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?
1552
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:46,680
Can I get an amen up in here?
1553
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:47,840
ALL: Amen.
1554
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:48,960
RUPAUL: All right.
1555
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:50,720
Now, let the music play.
1556
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:53,200
- [singing] To, to, to, to the
moon
1557
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,920
To the moon, baby
1558
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:57,000
To the moon
1559
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,360
Come on and take me away
1560
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:01,240
To, to, to, to the moon
1561
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:06,280
RUPAUL: Next time on
"RuPaul's Drag Race UK"...
1562
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:08,880
You'll take turns stealing the
spotlight
1563
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:13,040
as you perform a mega mix
of Drag Race anthems.
1564
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,640
[all cheering]
1565
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:17,080
- Oh, my God!
1566
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:18,080
- [laughs]
1567
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:20,040
[all cheering]
1568
01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:23,160
- It's only the winners
of "RuPaul's Drag Race UK."
1569
01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:27,440
- What I didn't expect
were the looks and the beauty.
1570
01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:29,200
- There's nothing
you can't overcome
1571
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:30,800
because look where you are.
1572
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:32,680
- This look just sums you up--
1573
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:34,360
Joan of Arc with a toffee penny.
1574
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:35,240
Love it.
1575
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:36,280
[laughter]
1576
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:37,960
[dramatic music]
1577
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:43,040
RUPAUL:
UK's guys next Drag Race
superstar is...
111973
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