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Dude! Get off the computer, Muscle Man!
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Read the sign-up sheet!
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We're signed up for 130!
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Hey, chill out, you jerks! We still have 5 minutes.
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Go wait in the lounge.
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Fine! 5 minutes!
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Aw, yeah! More internet videos!
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Old Man Horseshoes, you're pathetic!
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I saw that one coming.
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Oh, dude! Road Hog!
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Oh yeah! That's a good one!
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This is some hilarious stuff, losers!
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It's got a setup, a punchline, a dude gets hurt! Come on!
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Still not funny.
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Get over here!
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You guys are gonna thank me for this.
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I-
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Wait for it...
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Why, Wedgie Ninja?
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Oh, my back!
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He just farted on that guy's back!
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Why are you laughing, dude?
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That dude did get hurt!
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Plus the bear farted on his back!
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Dude! Muscle Man, Wedgie Ninja? Glocken Bear?
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This viral video stuff is stupid.
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What? Bro, if it's so stupid,
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why does it have so many hits?
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Me and Rigby could come up with a video that gets way more hits than that.
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Yeah!
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In your dreams!
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Me and Fives could get way more hits than you dorks.
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No you couldn't.
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Yes we could!
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Ten bucks says we can make a better video than yours by the end of the week.
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You're on.
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♪
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Pay up, losers!
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No way! The week's not even through yet!
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Well, I got a million views ahead of you!
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You might as well just give up!
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No! We'll have an awesome internet video by the end of the day!
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How much are you going to bet on that?
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Double or nothing!
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Aw man! We're gonna be rich!
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Okay, best internet video ever!
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Take one.
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Wait, what do I do again?
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Yeah, so, just start jumping, right? And get some major air.
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And I don't know, then like, do some awesome backflips or something.
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Right. Are you getting this?
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Hmm, still not going high enough.
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I know, let me try something.
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Rigby!
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Dude, are you okay?
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Dude... that was AWESOME!
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That's called a double-jump!
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Is this one of those new fangled movie cameras?
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Oh, Pops, You don't wanna touch that,
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we're trying to make a movie.
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Does your movie have sound?
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Back in my day we used to call those talkies.
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Ha'yeah, we're making a movie about jumping on the trampoline.
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We used to call those jumpies.
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Can I be in your jumpy?
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Dude, Mordecai,
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if we put more weight on the trampoline, we could get more air, right?
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Yea, ok, but...
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Oh, somebody's dropped a shilling!
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You wanna be in our movie, Pops?
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Triple jump!
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I guess that was pretty high.
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But it wasn't a million views high.
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What we need is more power.
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Yeah.
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Dude! I know exactly how!
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OK, Pops,
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you're going to do a double-jump
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with that refrigerator.
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I'm going to be on the interwebs!
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Alright, on three.
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One, two, three!
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Jump!
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Dude, this is gold!
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Wait til Muscle Man sees this!
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Dude, look how high he's goin'!
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Dude, where'd he go?
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Don't worry, he'll fall down any second.
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Dude, he's not comin' down!
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Oh, no. Oh no!
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Dude, we've gotta go get him!
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What? But we've still got to take care of the viral video.
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Dude, he could be dead.
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I'm going after him and you're coming with me.
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- Ready? - Just a sec.
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Might as well have a follow-up video.
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OK. One, two, three!
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This footage is gold!
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We'll definitely beat Muscle Man with this.
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Priorities, dude.
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First we get Pops.
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Wherever he is.
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What is this place?
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Kinda looks like an insane asylum.
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Hey, look! it's Wedgie Ninja!
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Help me.
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What?
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- What's your name? - Pops.
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It's Pops!
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Step over to your right, Pops.
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- Is this my passport photo for the interwebs? - Sort of.
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Ooh, I love photos.
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I am ready, madame.
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Say 'doomed for eternity.'
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Doomed for eternity!
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No!
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Who are you and what did you do to Pops?
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My job. I'm the warden of the internet.
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Pops made the mistake of trying to make a viral video.
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So?
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The internet should be a serious place
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used for writing research papers
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and maybe for keeping in touch with relatives once in a while.
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These silly viral videos are a disease.
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They must be contained.
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Dude, that's not fair.
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Yeah, we're just trying to make entertaining videos.
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Wrong! All these people need to be punished,
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forced to live their stupidity on repeat forever.
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You're insane.
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It's not even Pops' fault.
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He was just doing us a favor. Isn't that right, Pops?
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I don't like the interwebs, Mordecai and Rigby!
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Wait a minute. Mordecai and Rigby?
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You're supposed to be in Pops' video.
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Now I have to reconfigure the laser video transporter for two more criminals
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that will spend eternity in endless loop for their interweb crimes.
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Dude, get Pops.
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we're gonna get you out of here but we've gotta leave right now.
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Go into all the videos and get as many people as you can.
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Pops, jump!
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Crimes!
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What?
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You!
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Guys! Up here!
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Old man horseshoes!
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Come on! Come on!
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You'll never get out of here alive!
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Get in!
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Wait. Who's driving this?
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Roadhog!
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We're gonna die!
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Look!
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Alright, everybody.
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To the portal - quick!
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Come on, come on!
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Now you, Pops!
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Now!
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Wedgie Ninja!
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I don't know how much longer these panties are gonna hold!
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- But- - Go, now!
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Guys... link to my video.
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We'll never forget you, Wedgie Ninja.
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Where are those clowns?
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Probably skipped town because they know they won't win the bet.
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What are you guys doin'?
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Mmmakin' viral videos!
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Oh, man, that's the best part.
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And two million views cannot deny.
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You know what else is the best part?
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Gettin' twenty dollars from this guy!
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Don't you losers have somewhere to be?
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