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Yeah! Finally done!
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Dude. Celebration hug?
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Yeah, man!
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AWW! SICK!
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Dude, you almost hugged me!
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No way! You almost hugged me!
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We mowed that lawn in its face!
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Yeah, dude. Let's go on break.
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Now you're talking.
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Hold it!
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Nope. It's no good.
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AWW, WHAT?!
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It's an inch too tall.
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Do it again! DO IT ALL AGAIN!
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It's just one inch!
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Would you want to play Ultimate Frisbee in this?
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A guy could trip, skid, get severe turf rash, and BAM!
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Lawsuit. Now get to work.
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- But... but... but... - Oh wait.
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Is that the sound of somebody who wants to be fired?
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That's what I thought.
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I can't re-mow the lawn! I'm a busy guy!
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- No, you're not. - Yeah-huh!
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I got a meatball sub I gotta eat!
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My life sucks.
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Whatever. It's not like you can hire someone to do your work while you slack off.
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"Hire someone?"
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- Duuude! - Hey!
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Hey, dude. Thanks for bailing on me.
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- What is this? - I'm gonna hire a temp.
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This sounds like a scam.
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Hey, if hiring a dude to do all my work
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and paying them a small part of my paycheck
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while I go get a meatball sub is a scam,
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then THIS IS A HUUUUUGE SCAM!
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Let me know when you want to stop wasting time.
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So, tell me a little bit about yourself.
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Uh, I like pyrotechnics.
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So, what are you good at?
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Pyrotechnics!
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Let me guess, you like pyrotechnics.
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No, but I do like this.
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Alright, alright, that's enough!
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Man! I can't find one normal person in this town who wants a job!
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I give up!
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Well, time to find me a job!
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Hey! Hey you! Come here!
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What's your name?
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Name's Doug, sir. I'm looking for a job.
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You've come to the right place, Doug!
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But first, tell me about yourself.
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Well, all my life I've wanted to be somebody.
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I'm willing to do whatever it takes!
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How are you with mowing lawns?
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Well, I don't mean to be negative,
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but it looks to me like that grass is an inch too tall.
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Oh, you're good.
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Alright, let's get you fitted to your new job!
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Thank you so much for this job, Mr. Rigby!
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Hey dude, Benson wanted me to give you your weeks pay.
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Who's that?
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Oh, that's Doug. He's my new temp.
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What? Are you serious?!
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Hey, Dougie!
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Payday!
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First, I gotta cover the finder's fee!
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Here you go.
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Wow, this is the most I've ever been paid!
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Thanks Mr. Rigby! You're the best boss ever!
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You make me sick.
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Wow, this place is huge!
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Yeah, it's pretty cool. This way.
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So you'll crash here.
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On this?
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No, no, you don't just start with the trampoline.
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You gotta pay your dues.
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This is where you'll be sleeping.
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There's some socks in case you get cold.
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My own bed!
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Rigby...wow, Rigby.
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If you don't mind me saying, you're the best boss I've ever had!
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You know what, Doug?
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I think this is gonna work out just fine!
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I'm tired, I'm taking a break!
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Keep it shakin' with the rakin' there, guys!
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"Keep it shakin' with the rakin' there, guys!"
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Nice impression there, Mordecai!
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Listen to this one!
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Keep it shakin' with the rakin' there, guys!
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Dude, that sounds just like him!
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What's so funny?
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Dude, Doug is hilarious! Check out his impression of you!
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Hi, I'm Rigby, and I got me a meatball sub!
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I...I don't sound like that!
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Dude, it's like, dead-on!
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Hello, I'm, Rigby, nice to meet you!
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Dude, that wasn't cool!
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You should've seen your face!
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Dude, impressions are the lowest form of comedy.
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"Hey, I'm Doug! I'm easily impressed because I have a small brain!"
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See? It's easy to copy somebody else.
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- Yo, Doug-ay! - Hey, fellas!
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- Ready for some hoops? - Oh, you know it!
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Uh, wait!
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Can I come along, too?
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Oh...well, it's kind of a two-on-two rematch.
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Sorry, dude.
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- Cover him! - I got this fool!
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Over here, over here!
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From downtown!
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Boom-shaka-laka!
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I could've done that.
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Hey, that's my haircut!
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Two hot dogs, please.
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Yo Doug, I need some dawgs over here!
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Dogs from a dawg!
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I got 'em, I got 'em!
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- Way to throw 'em! - Way to catch 'em!
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Alright, who else wants some dawgs?
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That's probably not as fun as it looks.
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He's holding up his tail just like me!
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Dude, I love working with you, man!
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We make a great team.
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Yeah, man. That's just me.
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I love working hard, know what I'm saying?
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I guess Rigby's just kinda...
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- What? - Uh, I shouldn't say anything.
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Go ahead, You can say it!
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Rigby's kinda lazy.
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Yeeaah, he is!
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Hey guys, I wanted to come by and thank you!
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Ultimate Frisbee was a great success!
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Everybody loved it!
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Kudos Mordecai! You too, Rigby. See ya!
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Later!
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Yeah, see ya...
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Benson!
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No!
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Dude, Doug is creeping me out!
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I think I gotta fire him.
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What? Doug's actually pretty cool.
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He's totally copying me!
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Dude, you're being paranoid.
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Are you kidding me?
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The dark circles around his eyes,
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the lovable scoundrel shtick? CLASSIC RIGBY!
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He probably has his rings around his eyes because he's working all the time!
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Whatever man, just give me my paycheck so I can pay him to get out of here!
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Pfft, nice try.
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What are you talking about?
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I gave it to you two hours ago.
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- What?! Where's Doug?! - Upstairs.
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That's it! He's finished!
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DOOUG! DOUG DOUG DOUG!
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Oh hey, Rigby.
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Doug, give me my paycheck!
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Paycheck? Oh, you mean this one?
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Sure, take it!
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Gotta cover the finder's fee! Remember?
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Doug, this has gone too far!
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You're FIRED!
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Fired? You can't fire me!
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This is the best job I've ever had!
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I'm finally becoming somebody! Besides...
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I'm more Rigby than you ever were...
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or will be!
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I'm...Rigby!
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NO! I'm Rigby!
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Rigby!
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WHAT?!
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I'm Rigby!
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No, I'm Rigby!
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Yeah, I can't tell who's who.
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There's only one way to solve this.
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Alright, I'm gonna have you do a couple of things
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and ask some questions.
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Whoever gets them right is the real Rigby,
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and whoever doesn't - I'm calling the cops!
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They both can't punch very hard.
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They both can't take a punch.
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Ultimate fail!
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They're both horrible at video games.
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They're both equally lazy.
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Okay, how does Rigby like his BLTs?
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No lettuce, no tomatoes, hold the bread and double the bacon!
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Correct.
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What did Rigby get for Pops' birthday?
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Easy, nothing!
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Oh, it's true!
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Twas the best nothing I ever received!
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- Rigby's high score in Strong John? - Three!
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- Favorite cereal? - Sugar-frosted marshmallow clusters!
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Rigby's greatest fear?
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Well?
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Amusement park mascots!
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Yep, you're Rigby!
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Hey, dude! Celebratory hug?
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Yeah, man!
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Fine, fine!
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You guys wanna hang out with him?
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Go ahead! See if I care!
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I just hope you think next time about
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choosing a total imposter over your best friend, Mordecai!
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Wait!
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That's Rigby!
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Huh? But-
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I knew it was you, dude.
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What?! But why didn't you say anything?!
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Heh, I just wanted to mess with you.
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Only the real Rigby whines that much.
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In your FACE, Doug!
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Plus, the real Rigby would never hug me.
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Yeah, the perps full name is Doug "The Doppleganger" Shablowski.
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He's been pulling this scam all over the country!
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But thanks to you, he can be brought to justice!
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Here he comes!
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Hey, hold on a sec, I got something to say.
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Rigby, I want you to know...a guy like me?
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Ain't got a lot to be thankful for.
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But you?
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You got friends, a job, a nice warm bed...
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you got a good thing going here.
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Never forget that.
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Okay! Move it along!
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Wow, what a windbag!
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I thought he'd never shut up.
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I can't believe you guys thought Doug was me!
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You must feel like idiots! Am I right?
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I'm the only one around here who hires and fires,
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so if you really don't wanna do your own job,
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I'd be glad to accommodate you!
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Otherwise, you're on toilet duty for the next THREE MONTHS!
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Unbelievable!
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Hey Mordecai, wanna make an easy ten bucks?
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