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Snacks disappearing from the snack bar?! Holes in the walls?!
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500 dollars worth of prank phone calls?! It's ridiculous!
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What are you doing to my park Beanteen?
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But sir it's not my fault, it's Mordecai and Rigby.
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It's right here in my report.
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Are you my park manager, Beanteen?
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Yes sir.
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Then everything that happens here is your fault!
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Well, yes, technically but--
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Say it.
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Everything that happens here is my fault.
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My car!
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Sorry Benson, remember how I told you that I could drive stick?
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Well, I'm a little rusty.
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I told you you should have let me be the one to park it.
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Why are they driving my car
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when I specifically told YOU to park it?!
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I did, sir, but I delegated it to Mordecai and Rigby.
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Uh, this is getting a little awkward
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so we're gonna take off.
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Wait!
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That's it! Emergency meeting tomorrow!
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Things are gonna change around here.
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I'm sure you're all anxious to get back to work so let me make this brief,
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- Beancan you're being demoted. - What?!
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Everyone, this is Susan.
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She'll be taking over Beanton's duties at the park.
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Thank you Mr. Maellard.
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First, I like to thank Benson
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for agreeing to step down from his position.
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What?!
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I know this park's productivity has been inadequate for a long time.
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But now that I'm here,
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we're gonna get this park back in working order the Susan way.
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So Pops and Skips,
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I need you to clean the north-end fountain,
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Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost are on snack bar duty,
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Mordecai and Rigby...
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...and Benson,
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you guys will be raking the leaves.
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What?
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Come on, Benson, we gotta rake these leaves, dude.
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I can't do this.
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Look, you're bummed out about getting demoted,
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but if you give it a chance, you'll see it's not that bad.
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This... is horrible.
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No it's not, you're just in a bad mood.
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Look, you just need to take your mind off of it for a while
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and have some fun.
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Yeah man, we can come back later and finish these leaves.
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Ha, this is so typical.
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You get bored so you just slack off
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instead of finishing your work.
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It's not slacking, we're just taking a break and besides,
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it's not like you're working that hard anyway.
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Yeah, you're raking like an old man that has a fatter old man
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holding his arms down.
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I don't feel like raking now, OKAY?!
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- I'm just saying. - What if Susan catches us?
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She'll probably fire us for not working!
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Dude, just calm down.
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We'll just pretend like we're working until she goes away.
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Yeah right, like anyone would ever fall for that.
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It always worked on you.
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Ugh, fine!
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As long as it gets me out of raking these leaves.
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I feel great!
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See, I told you all you needed was a break.
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Now do you feel like getting back to work?
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No!
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Wait, what?
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Dude, we have to go back to work eventually.
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Yeah right, I'm never working again.
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No seriously, we should go back to work.
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Susan's coming.
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Ha, what's she gonna do?
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Why aren't you all working?
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We were just washing Maellard's car,
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see we're washing it.
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Come on Benson, we're washing the car now.
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I'm not washing the car.
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Benson, why aren't you working?
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Cause I don't feel like it.
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Get back to work or I'll fire you.
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Yeah? Do it!
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Excuse me?!
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I've wasted my whole life at a dead-end job
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and I'm not wasting another second working for you.
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So go ahead and fire me.
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Okay Benson, you're fired!
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Come on guys, lets get out of here!
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Uh, actually Benson, we need this.
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Yeah, we need the money man.
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Oh well, suit yourselves, I guess,
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but my life is happening right now
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and I'm gonna go live it.
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Sayonara, suckers!
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You two! Get back to work!
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Faster!
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And you, sweep those stairs!
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And you, with the big head, finish those windows!
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Faster, faster, faster, faster, FASTER!
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I don't wanna work for Susan.
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Dude, I know.
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Mordecai?
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Ah, jobless.
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Not a worry in the world.
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Take that piece of trash for example.
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Normally, I do my duty as park manager and pick it up,
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but I say like it be someone else's problem,
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like nature's.
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You said it brother,
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who needs something like a job?
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Right.
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What does a job get ya?
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Some lousy money so you can buy things?
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Right.
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I'm Leon but my friends call my Upt,
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that's short for Utopia,
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because I'm living the dream man.
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- I'm a... - I know who you are Benson.
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Former park manager, now full-time slacker.
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How did you know?
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I used to be the park manager,
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and just like you, I gave it up for a life of slacking.
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Now, I don't worry about silly things
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like where Leon's gonna lay his head to sleep tonight
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cause sheet grats of a garbage compost is my pillow,
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the grease on my face is my shower.
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Yes sir, can't beat the life of a slacker,
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I'm proud to be the one to welcome you to your new life.
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Hey, where ya going?
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I gotta get my old job back.
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Hello? Susan?
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Susan, I need my old job back.
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What the?!
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- Benson, help us! - What happened?!
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The more we do what she says,
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the more we turn into... her!
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Well, stop doing what she says!
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- We can't. - Why not?
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Because she's standing right behind you.
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What are you doing back here? Get out!
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You're turning them into you, you can't do that!
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That's not how you manage a park.
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What would you know about running a park?
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I'll show you what I know.
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Mordecai and Rigby, start playing video games.
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But we're supposed to clean.
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Play video games or you're fired!
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Play harder!
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Come on, put your feet up.
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Eat this pizza while you play.
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That's it!
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Mordecai and Rigby, go back to work!
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No you don't, keep slacking!
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Look! Skips! Pops!
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Muscle Man and Hi Five!
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Susan's turned them into Susans too.
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Turn that off and clean up this mess!
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Why don't you clean it?
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Everybody slack off or you're fired!
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We did it!
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GET BACK TO WORK!!!!
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Don't listen to her, keep slacking off!
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NO!
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THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO DEAL WITH EMPLOYEES LIKE YOU!
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IMMEDIATE TERMINATION.
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Susan!
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What on earth do you think you're doing?!
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I'M RUNNING YOUR PARK FOR YOU, YOU OLD FOOL!
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This isn't how you run a business!
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YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN A BUSINESS!
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Beanton, Beanton!
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Help me, Beanton!
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It's Benson!
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And I can't do anything unless you give me my old job back!
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Okay, yes, yes, you have your job back!
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And your car keys.
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My car keys?!
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...My car keys, of course!
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HEY SUSAN!
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YOU'RE FIRED!
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Leon!
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I've got this, brother.
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I've already had my season in the sun,
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but you've still got a whole lifetime of slacking in front of ya.
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Actually, I changed my...
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Time for me to blow this slacker wonderland!
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Utopia.
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Thank you Benson,
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keep up the good work.
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All right, all right!
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Everybody back to work.
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We've gotta get this mess cleaned up, now!
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And that means you, Mordecai and Rigby,
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you better keep working after I'm gone,
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because if I come back and you're not,
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you're fired!
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Good to have you back Benson!
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You wanna go play video games?
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Yeah-yuh.
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It's good to be back.
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