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Okay.
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Ready?
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Give me a second!
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- Ready. - Stare!
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Ooh, I think you gonna blink!
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Yeah, right.
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Hey, no laser pointers! That's not regulation!
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Street rules, man!
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What are you doing?
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I asked you to wash the truck 20 minutes ago!
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I can't trust you guys to do anything!
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We were just taking a break!
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- I-- - Bosses!
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- Are you sick of slackers? - Yeah.
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Is this a familiar sight?
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Well, turn this... to this!
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Peeps! Get your workers to work harder!
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Thanks, Peeps!
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Now with 4 different levels!
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Level 1, Level 2, Level 3,
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and for the ultimate in worker productivity...
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Jeepers Peepers X-Infinity,
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with a Peeps lifetime guarantee!
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Act now and get the Peeps lens cleaning kit,
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free!
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Call now!
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Cleaning can be extremely flammable. Offer not valid or void.
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Peeps may be illegal in your country or province. Requires sign...
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Hey, you two!
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Hey Benson. We were just getting back to work.
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It's okay, Mordecai. I trust you.
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Really?
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Of course I do,
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because now I have this!
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Say hello to Peeps. It's a surveillance system.
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Now I'll be able to see what you're up to all the time,
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24/7, 365. Isn't that great?
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Well, I'll let you guys finish your work. And remember,
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I'm watching you!
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Dude, I don't think Benson trusts us at all.
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Of course he doesn't.
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He just put a camera in front of us.
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What's the big deal, anyway?
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I mean, we were working. We're gonna get it done.
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Come on. We'll show him. We'll get this done in no time.
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Dude, forget this. Let's just finish our staring contest.
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We can't. Benson's watching us.
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You gotta check this out, Skips.
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Those slackers are finally working.
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Yep, Peeps is working like a charm.
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- Why is there a jet outside? - Huh?
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What?!
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Oh! Benson, uh--
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Get back to work! Now!
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I'm gonna take those slackers to level 2.
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You have reached Peeps. Please hold.
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This sucks.
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I know! Mine's really chaffing me.
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Well, at least we're on break. We can finish our staring contest.
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Yeah, it's on.
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- Ugh, this is lame. - Next.
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Hey guys! What's with the cameras?
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These? Um,
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we're making an Indie documentary.
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Whoa, that's cool!
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Yeah, it's pretty obscure arthouse stuff.
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It's so Indie, only one dude's gonna see it.
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What's it called?
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It's called Slackers II!
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The Return of Mordecai and Rigby To Their Jobs".
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Break's over!
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Uh, I guess we'll take two lattes.
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To go!
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Ooh! What a fancy new fangled giga!
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How does it work?
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Pops, come here and I'll show you.
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It's called Peeps.
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This window here is hooked up to a camera on Rigby
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and this one is hooked up to Mordecai.
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It's foolproof. They'll never slack off again!
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Oh, I meant that!
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I can't believe they've been working for 3 hours!
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3 hours? They deserve an award!
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Good idea.
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Time to bust out the Employee Incentives.
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I hope these babies are still good.
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Luigi's One Free Personal Pizza with purchase of equal or greater pizza!
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Let's go!
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Mordecai and Rigby, we've got coupons!
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What the?
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World Dishwashing Championship 1982?!
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- You blinked! - You wish!
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That's it! I gotta make a phone call.
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Rigby!
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What the?
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Crap!.
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Dude, this has to stop.
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Did you bring the hacking device?
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Huh? What the?!
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Peeps Surveillance Systems.
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Yeah. Upgrade me to Jeepers Peepers X-Infinity! NOW!
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I'm sorry, sir,
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but that requires a signature on our lifetime contract.
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All right, whatever! Just make it happen!
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One moment, please.
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There!
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Thank you for choosing Peeps Surveillance Systems.
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Have a nice day.
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What are you?!
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I'm Peeps.
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Benson! This has gone too far!
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Yeah. I can't work.
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I haven't been able to sleep in a fortnight!
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I've been so stressed that I'm losing muscle mass!
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I know guys.
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I'm gonna take care of this mess.
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Peeps! Hey Peeps!
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Yes?
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Listen, Peeps. You're creeping everybody out.
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You've got to go.
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I'm here to stay.
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If you've read the lifetime guarantee that you signed,
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I'm going to watch you 24/7, 365, until you die.
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That's cool. I made copies!
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Peeps? We've got a proposition for you.
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Oh yeah, what?
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A staring contest.
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If we win you have to leave the park.
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What?
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Are you kidding me? You don't stand a chance.
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You're the one that doesn't have a chance, you giant eyesack!
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Fine. But if I win,
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I'm taking your eyes. All of your eyes.
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Accepted.
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Wait a minute!
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You guys can't even do the dishes.
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How can I trust you to win?
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It's true, Benson.
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You can't trust us to do the dishes or wash the truck.
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And you also can't trust us not to fart in your coffee when you're not looking.
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- What? - Nothing.
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But what you can trust us is at
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pointless skills during work time.
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I really can't argue with that.
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I guess it's our only chance.
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So, which one of you is it gonna be then?
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Mordecai, you should do it.
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You're a way better starer than me. Ice this fool!
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Mordecai, your eyeballs are mine.
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Ready,
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set,
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stare!
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Peeps is gonna blink! You got this, Mordecai!
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Hey, that's cheating!
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I'm not blinking, am I?
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Don't blink! Don't blink, don't blink...
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- Hey, that's cheating! - You cheated first!
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Now it's time to kiss your greasy eye sacks good night!
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My retinas! They burn!
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Hey, Peeps! Don't blink!
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This isn't a regulation, you know.
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Street rules, man!
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All I see is darkness.
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Get out and stay out!
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And you two, I hope you learned something from all this.
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Yeah, make sure we do our chores
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so you don't nark on us to a giant eyeball.
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I learned that Mordecai can go for a really long time
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for a really long time without blinking.
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Actually, my eyes won't blink anymore.
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Uh... does anybody have any eyedrops?
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Take me to the hospital.
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