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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 -== [ www.OpenSubtitles.com ] ==- 2 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:22,720 I'm coming home tomorrow. 3 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:24,936 Can't we just talk about it then? What about, Lucky? 4 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:27,240 The lying? Or the drinking problem? 5 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:31,056 I'm actually looking for someone and I think that she makes these. 6 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:32,216 Oh, I couldn't help you with that. 7 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,280 Hey, wait! Mate! 8 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:36,880 They brainwashed my wife into joining their little cult. 9 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:38,280 Could you show us where it is? 10 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:39,360 Monsters! 11 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:41,880 There's something you need to know about your mum. 12 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:43,440 She did come back for a bit. 13 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:45,640 Lucky! I know you're out there. 14 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:47,736 I swear to God I'll spear this guy in the fucking neck! 15 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:49,240 No, no, no! 16 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,000 Motherfucker! 17 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:52,120 Come here! 18 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,496 Guys like you need to be held accountable for their actions. 19 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:58,800 Fuck! 20 00:00:58,840 --> 00:00:59,999 Meg! 21 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,000 Meg! 22 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:11,960 Meg! Matty! 23 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,720 Please! 24 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,120 Meg? 25 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:17,480 I'm so sorry! 26 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:18,720 Meg! 27 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:20,360 Meg! Matty! 28 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:23,960 Meggles? 29 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,360 I'm so sorry! 30 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:29,160 My leg hurts. 31 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:31,800 Lucky! 32 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:34,600 Hello! 33 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:46,760 Lucky! 34 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:58,680 Lucky! 35 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,720 Oi! 36 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,000 Hope you've got strong guts. 37 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,376 I mean, we drink it, don't we, but we're used to it. 38 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:24,880 They're our bugs. 39 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:30,000 Gee, you lost a boot. 40 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,440 Unless... 41 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,560 Ya found one. 42 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,440 Have a seat, why don't ya. 43 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,640 Not that one, that's mine. 44 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,200 Eugh! 45 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,320 Meg! 46 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:05,560 Fuck! 47 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,480 Eugh! Ow! 48 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:28,360 Fuck! Fuck! 49 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:31,480 Fuck. Shit. Fuck. Shit. 50 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,360 Got a name? 51 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,440 Meg. 52 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,320 You don't look like a Meg. 53 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:40,560 Squirrel. What? 54 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,600 Just Squirrel. 55 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:45,680 Like Cher or Rasputin. 56 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,960 Hope you take milk. Yeah, thank you. 57 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,240 Don't thank me yet. Could be poison. 58 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:55,680 You've gotta watch out these days. 59 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,840 We could be cannibals for all you know. 60 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:59,999 We're not but we could be. 61 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,520 We're not but we could be. 62 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:04,920 Or cannonballs, human cannonballs. 63 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,120 If they still have 'em. No, don't suppose so. 64 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:09,216 Health and safety and all that. 65 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:10,736 You get fired on the spot the nowadays. 66 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:14,720 Where are they now, all those shooting stars? 67 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:15,960 Here, fire 'er up. 68 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:18,800 Night's comin' and my babies too 69 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:21,280 and we want it nice and crackling when they do. 70 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:26,320 Now... 71 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,641 Where are you supposed to be, you little bugger? 72 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,880 Meg! Eugh! 73 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:54,736 What the fuck is that? 74 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:56,320 A fucking Cassowary? 75 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,800 Eugh! 76 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:09,960 Oops. 77 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,360 That's not a pig. 78 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,280 Ah, piccies. 79 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:22,480 Who's that then? 80 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:24,640 My Mum. Oh. 81 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:28,080 So, she gone to find peace, has she? 82 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:29,560 A little piece of peace. 83 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,880 I bet she has. 84 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:33,840 Off with the barefoots. 85 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:35,240 Up the river. 86 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:37,336 Up the creek to find a paddle. 87 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:38,440 Barefoots? 88 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:40,000 Yeah, we watch 'em go by, don't we. 89 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:44,720 Yeah. Pilgrims and suits and pale women. 90 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:48,480 Up the river they choof, all battered and bruised, 91 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:51,280 searchin' for someone to take their skins off 'em. 92 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:55,720 Tryin' to escape but needin' a big ol' wire fence round 'em. 93 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:59,999 But now here comes girly, eh? 94 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:00,320 But now here comes girly, eh? 95 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:02,640 Mama's got progeny hot on her heels. 96 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:06,640 You come to save her? Eh? 97 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:09,720 Or to tell her what for? A comeuppance. 98 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,680 Or come-downance. Or what have ya. 99 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:14,520 What happened then, eh? 100 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,160 D'ya go overboard, eh? 101 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,800 Fell off ya boat, did ya? 102 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,120 Lucky and I, we... 103 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:25,760 I got lost. 104 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,320 You're telling me you got lost, you silly goose. 105 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,080 Oh, it snakes, see? The river up here. 106 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:34,160 It twists and turns. 107 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:36,160 You get turned round in no time. 108 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:38,920 Sun's goin' down, you don't know which way's up. 109 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:42,496 You won't find your Lucky tonight, girly. 110 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:44,600 He might be hurt. Night's comin'. 111 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:46,760 Nothin' you can do. Facts is facts. 112 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,200 So pop in there, clean yourself up. 113 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:50,880 Grub'll be here soon. 114 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:52,440 And put that lot on. 115 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,400 Eugh! 116 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,520 I'm Bec. This is Quiet Colin. 117 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:11,960 I'm Lucky. 118 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,080 Colin, he wants to apologise for mistaking you for a pig. 119 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,520 So, you got a spear in your tit. 120 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,040 Not a great place for it, eh? 121 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:23,376 Let's have a fuckin' look, shall we? 122 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:24,680 No. Just please... 123 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,640 Give it a twist. What? 124 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,080 What! 125 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:29,480 Oh, alright. 126 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:32,520 No! Fuck! Get away from me! 127 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:34,120 It's got a barb. 128 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:40,240 It's... 129 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:47,320 Jesus! What the hell is that? 130 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,040 New batch. 131 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:50,440 Pretty nasty, huh? 132 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,200 Hey. Don't be a hog. 133 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:59,999 Meg? Meg! Eugh! 134 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,040 Meg? Meg! Eugh! 135 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:26,880 Is this us? 136 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:28,640 Well, I dunno who else we could be. 137 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:35,360 There are no roads. 138 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,000 The river's a road. 139 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:41,520 Yeah, you know what they say, the only way out is up. 140 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:44,080 Or is it death? 141 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:45,480 Or through. 142 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:46,840 Eugh. 143 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:48,240 The only way out is... 144 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:49,640 Oh, I never remember. 145 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:52,000 Aren't you lonely? 146 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,200 Me? 147 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:55,800 I'm not alone. 148 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:57,040 Nope. 149 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,520 I've got m'books, got m'music. 150 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,400 I miss Gerald 151 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,040 and Parsnip. 152 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:07,080 But I still got my babies. Still got my angels. 153 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:12,080 Speak of the devils. 154 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,080 Mum! Check out what we got. 155 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:16,360 Just a little sow but she'll be gorgeous. 156 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:18,840 We got this bloody... 157 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,400 Lucky. Lucky! 158 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:22,720 Lucky! Meg. 159 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:24,360 What...? Oh, shit. 160 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,416 What have we got here? 161 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:30,480 Oh, shit. Oh, he's got a spear in his tit. 162 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:32,040 Yep. 163 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:33,496 Has it got a barb? 164 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:34,736 It's got a barb. Mmm. 165 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,480 It's got a barb. 166 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:37,840 What does that mean? 167 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:39,416 Well, you know what they say, don't you? 168 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:41,096 The only way out is death. What! 169 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:42,800 I mean up. 170 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:44,376 Shouldn't we take him to the hospital? 171 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,880 No hospital. 172 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:47,416 Hospital? 173 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:48,440 Well then, what do we do? 174 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,000 Don't you have a phone? 175 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:55,520 Christ, he's dense! 176 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:58,240 Or like, an emergency radio or something? 177 00:10:58,280 --> 00:10:59,999 Just keep him upright. That's the ticket. 178 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,200 Just keep him upright. That's the ticket. 179 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,800 Hold his arms out. 180 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:05,440 Not up, out. Like Jesus. 181 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:07,440 That's it. Nice and wide. 182 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:11,520 Like Jesus on the cross with a spear in his side. 183 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:13,520 Only in our case it's his tit. 184 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:16,800 And this spear, this one's got a barb 185 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:18,096 which I don't suppose the Romans had. 186 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:19,560 We'll have to look it up. 187 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:23,040 Well, girly, we know what they say, don't ya... 188 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:26,960 The only way out is... 189 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,136 Eugh! Through. 190 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:30,320 Eugh! 191 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:43,216 Ahh, first set of tits you've seen in a while, hey, Colin? 192 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:46,120 Thank you, Colin. 193 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,800 But are these... What are... 194 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,120 What are these? 195 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:54,840 Painkillers Mum got 'em. You need a prescription and shit. 196 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,720 Right. Maybe I shouldn't have... They'll make you feel better. 197 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,840 Are you sure? I wouldn't wanna... 198 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:00,000 I've got no use for 'em anymore... 199 00:12:00,001 --> 00:12:01,640 I've got no use for 'em anymore... 200 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:07,040 Not since Parsnip died. 201 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:10,800 Parsnip? 202 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:12,856 A croc took a chunk out of her foreleg. 203 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,640 We tried to save her but... 204 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:16,360 Parsnip's a horse? 205 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:19,920 Does it hurt? 206 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,880 Yeah, it fuckin' kills. 207 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:25,680 Are you OK? Well, I lost one of my Docs 208 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,336 and I'm dressed like Bob the fuckin' Builder 209 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:28,760 so what do you reckon? 210 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,816 And the pig's lookin' at me kinda funny. 211 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:34,640 I meant about your dad's voicemail. 212 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,680 Youse are lucky, eh? 213 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,320 How's that? 214 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:42,840 We're gonna do a supply run tomorrow anyway so we can drop youse in town. 215 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:44,256 No, no, it's all good. We don't need to... 216 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,456 Thank you, that'd be fantastic. 217 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,720 Here we go! 218 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,200 Here you are. Thank you. 219 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,680 Hey! No grub without grace. 220 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:56,040 Mm-hm. 221 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,480 You got a grace for us, girlie? 222 00:12:58,520 --> 00:12:59,999 What about you, Jesus? 223 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,200 What about you, Jesus? 224 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,960 Lucky. 225 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,800 No, I don't believe in anything. 226 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,480 It's funny how they say that you put an edge on a knife. 227 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:19,840 You know, when we sharpen it. 228 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:24,760 You're not putting anything on, you're taking it off. 229 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:30,040 Every time you sharpen it, you're removing microscopic pieces of it. 230 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:35,000 A tiny little bit of destruction 231 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:39,360 so that it can be the best version of itself, every time. 232 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:42,320 So it can move through what it needs to move through 233 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,920 with the least resistance. 234 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:49,200 Amen. 235 00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:59,760 Can you not? 236 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:00,000 What? 237 00:14:00,001 --> 00:14:01,160 What? 238 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:05,760 What! 239 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,000 Raise. 240 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,520 I'll fold. 241 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:16,120 Yes! Drink, bitch. Drink, drink. 242 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,480 Drink, drink, drink, drink. 243 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:22,680 Yeah! 244 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,976 ANDY, VOICE ECHOING: One day, there she was. 245 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,760 And she was happy and clear and it was nice. 246 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,960 Why? 247 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Well, she just is, Meggles. She gave birth to you. 248 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:46,280 What's "gave birth"? Well, um... 249 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:51,280 You know how babies grow in ladies' tummies? 250 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:55,600 Well, you grew in Linda's tummy. 251 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:59,280 But Linda doesn't know me. 252 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:03,440 How did she get me in her tummy? 253 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,880 Come on, mate, you're supposed to be asleep. 254 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,360 I'll explain it all tomorrow, right? 255 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,320 Is Linda staying? 256 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:14,360 Well, do you mind if she does? 257 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,760 No. 258 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,480 She's got nice eyes. 259 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,200 She does. 260 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:24,200 But she's not my mum. 261 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,480 Just deal, ya dickhead. 262 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:30,920 I need to piss. 263 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,680 Whoa! 264 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:37,000 Towny blokes are such pussies! 265 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,960 I live in the city. 266 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,280 I shave my balls but I can't handle a few drinks 267 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,720 and a couple of horse tranquillisers. 268 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:47,360 I don't shave my balls. Yes, you fuckin' do. 269 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:50,440 I wax them. 270 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,720 Are you one of them tree turtles? 271 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,520 Teetotals? Mmm? 272 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:11,080 I am pregnant. 273 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:27,800 In our day we used to drink the whole nine months. 274 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,680 Whole nine yards. 275 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,160 All nine holes. 276 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,480 Never did our babies any harm. 277 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:39,240 Ow! 278 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:42,640 Eugh! Well. 279 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:45,280 Yeah, I don't reckon I'm gonna go the whole nine yards. 280 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:53,640 That why you wanna go and see your mama, eh? 281 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,920 Doesn't look like I'm doing that neither. 282 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:56,960 Mmm. 283 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,880 Well... 284 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,120 she's not the one you're lookin' for. 285 00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:09,000 Oi! Hey, whose is this? 286 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,280 Whose is this? 287 00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:14,520 Oh, fuckin', here we go. Here we go. 288 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,599 Oh, mate, he thinks he's Bono. 289 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,520 Yeah, no. Fuck Bono. 290 00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:25,480 You talk any more shit about Bono, 291 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:29,560 I'll cut off your balls and turn 'em into a little coin purse. 292 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,040 OK. 293 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,520 Go on, then. 294 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:13,136 Please, please, please, Andy. 295 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,136 You can't. I just wanna say goodbye. 296 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,176 Can I just say goodbye, Andy? Please. 297 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,816 Look, maybe in a few months, alright? 298 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,680 It won't be a few months. 299 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:25,520 Oh, hi. Hey, baby girl. 300 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,800 How's your leg? 301 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,360 Itchy. 302 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,640 But everyone signed it. 303 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:39,640 Well, that's good. That's good. 304 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,600 Sweetie, I'm going away for a bit now 305 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:48,720 and I just wanted to say that... 306 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,720 I love you, always. 307 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,120 It's funny, isn't it? 308 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,999 What? What's funny? 309 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,320 What? What's funny? 310 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:04,080 Like you were saying, the ink lines. 311 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:10,560 It's like the sins of my past have caught up with me and... 312 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:14,280 now we're here. 313 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,080 It's funny. 314 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,560 Yeah, it's fucking hilarious. Yep. 315 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,840 This probably is for the best though. You know that. 316 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,680 That we have to go back 'cause... 317 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,960 You know, 'cause your mum... 318 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,360 was so fucked up. 319 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,120 You're fucking gross when you're drunk. 320 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,720 And fucking pathetic. 321 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,000 Like, do you know how pathetic it is? 322 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:52,880 At like, 50 or whatever? 323 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,120 And to be fucking miserable 324 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:58,240 unless you're pissed or you have people looking at you? 325 00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,999 Like, you take a clap from a pig hunter over an actual... 326 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,216 Like, you take a clap from a pig hunter over an actual... 327 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,736 ) You're being logically furious with me right now. 328 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,480 I don't know why you're being so... Because you're giving up! 329 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:09,960 You said you'd help me. We don't have a choice! 330 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,480 I have a hole in me 331 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,560 and we don't have a car 332 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,000 and my phone doesn't work 333 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:20,280 and I don't have a fucking clue where we are. 334 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:25,960 And sometimes things just don't work out the way you want. 335 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,080 You have to know when to fold. 336 00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,200 Fold! 337 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,280 Mate, well, you're the fucking expert on that, aren't you? 338 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,000 "You'd rather take a clap from a pig hunter." 339 00:22:00,001 --> 00:22:02,880 "You'd rather take a clap from a pig hunter." 340 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,000 That is a lyric. 341 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,200 I should write that down. 342 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,920 What the fuck? 343 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:37,320 Oh, great. Brilliant. This is... 344 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:40,200 This is an excellent plan. Fuck off. 345 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:43,520 You're gonna steal that nice old lady's boat. 346 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:44,960 I'm borrowing it. 347 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,720 I know what you're doing, Meg. 348 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,936 You think, now you've got me wrapped around your little finger 349 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,400 you think I'm gonna come with you 350 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:53,216 'cause you think that I'm not gonna let you go off on a boat by yourself 351 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:56,200 in the night in a crocodiley river 352 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,280 while you're pregnant. 353 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,480 I don't want you to come. 354 00:22:58,520 --> 00:22:59,976 Oh, well, that's handy because guess what? 355 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,880 I'm not coming. 356 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:03,160 Good. Piss off, then. 357 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,360 OK. Bye. See ya. 358 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,576 Yeah, go play drinking games with you mates. You fucking legend. 359 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,840 I just want to go home. 360 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,800 Then why are you still here? 361 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:13,160 You're a fuckin' psycho. 362 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,760 And you're a fucking traitor. 363 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,160 Fine. 364 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:26,880 Meg. 365 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:28,680 Whoa! 366 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,360 Fuck! Jesus. 367 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,640 What the...? Just... Just turn. 368 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,840 We're going back, Meg. Just give me the... 369 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,520 Get off! Ow! 370 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,040 Eugh! Fuck! 371 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,400 Great. Thank you. 372 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:02,880 Meg? 373 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:09,720 Look at me. 374 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:20,160 Did you hear what your dad's message said? 375 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,440 Did you understand it? 376 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:26,880 She came back. 377 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:29,440 She... 378 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:35,880 She came back and almost killed you. 379 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:41,960 Jesus, Meg, mate, what do you think is waiting for you up this river? 380 00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:46,000 If by some miracle we find this fucking place, 381 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,240 do you think you're gonna 382 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:51,840 do a slow-mo flower petaled run into each other's open arms 383 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,440 and sing a duet? 384 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:59,440 It's... It's brutal but you have to understand that... 385 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,520 she doesn't wanna meet you. 386 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:07,696 And mate, I don't understand why you would wanna meet her... 387 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,200 'Cause fuck her! 388 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,240 Because why shouldn't she have to meet me? 389 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,880 Why does she not have to face me? 390 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,560 Why does she get out? 391 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,440 I... I... I have to carry all this crap 392 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,120 and she just gets to bail and live in the fucking trees? 393 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,200 No. 394 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,560 Her son's dead. OK? 395 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,840 And I'm, I'm fucking tired. 396 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,200 So she's gonna have to carry some of it. Fuck her. 397 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,320 And fuck you! 398 00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:32,560 And fuck Dad. 399 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,216 And fuck all you fuckin' useless self-obsessed fucking liars. 400 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,480 You fucking coward. 401 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:41,200 I feel so sorry for Billie the day that she finds out 402 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,840 that her real dad is such a pathetic piece of shit. 403 00:26:58,640 --> 00:26:59,999 Lucky! Lucky, wake up. 404 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,640 Lucky! Lucky, wake up. 405 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,320 You're seeing that too, right? 406 00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:19,360 Captions edited by Ai-Media ai-media. tv 407 00:27:20,305 --> 00:28:20,554 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/avz99 Help other users to choose the best subtitles 408 00:28:20,604 --> 00:28:25,154 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 27383

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