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- [Announcer] Warning.
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The following program contains
really coarse language,
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weed, alcohol consumption,
smoking, and sexual inferences.
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[peaceful music]
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- Fucking fireworks last night.
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- Si.
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That was just a little
fucking crazy, man.
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- Yeah.
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- It'd be more enjoyable if
you let them off one at a time.
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- Has anybody heard
from Donny today?
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He was fucking wild.
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- Next year, you're in
charge of the fireworks.
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- Well, if you light
them off one at a time,
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a, it lasts longer.
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It's more enjoyable and
it's not terrifying.
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- And you're not gonna
knock them over and have
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fucking flames.
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- Oh, he puts them all
in a big bin and fucking,
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just throws gas on
them and lights them.
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- God.
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- That's called a bomb, Ricky.
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- That's not going
to enjoy fireworks.
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That's going to fear
for your life and
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lighting an unpredictable
bomb on fire.
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- Was that a bad idea?
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- Yes.
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- Well.
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- I just wanted to
sit in the lawn chair,
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and one goes up at a time.
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Oh, that was a nice one.
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- Man, I'm telling
you right now,
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you better stop
destroying my home.
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- I'm not destroying
your fucking home.
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See, that's what every
fireworks place does though.
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They go like, "Oh, here,
let's make this last."
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- I know.
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But you can go,
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"Oh, look at the reds and
the blues in that one.
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"That's, oh, look
at the nice colors."
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And instead you're
running for your life,
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diving under the deck.
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- It's exciting
though, isn't it?
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- For a minute.
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- But you know what?
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Deep down everybody that
goes to the fireworks
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is hoping for it to go fucky.
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That's why they go.
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They're like, "There's that
tiny little chance that
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"something's gonna go
fucking fucky here,
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"and I want to see it."
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- Oh, fuck, Julian, you'd think
you were addicted to crack.
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- I'm not addicted to
fucking booze, Bubs.
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- You'd think you were on crack.
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- It's just a good
fucking bottle.
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- Can't sit still.
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- I can't drink the
shitty stuff anymore.
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- What the fuck?
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I don't even remember
writing any of this shit.
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When did I do this?
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- Yesterday.
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- Oh, that was smart, see?
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- Yesterday.
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See, I took a nap on Wednesday.
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That's maybe why I'm ...
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- You need to do smart stuff,
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you do it before you
get fucking hammered.
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There, you happy now
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you found a little bit of booze?
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- Here, gimme a shot of that.
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- Fuck, you guys are
impressing me right now.
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- That's nice.
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- If I take a sip of
that, I will fucking puke.
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- Take a sip.
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- Take a sip, it's
fine, you won't puke.
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- No, I can't do it yet.
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We actually stayed up
to see the dark go.
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And then we, I fell asleep,
I guess, on the floor.
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- You actually were only asleep
for about 30 minutes, right?
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- Okay, good.
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That's not bad, that's
what Eisenstein used to do,
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didn't he?
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Nap for 30 minutes and get up
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and come up with a formula
and go back to sleep?
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- Eisenstein?
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- Wake up, "Hey, this
is how the world works."
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Go back to sleep for half hour.
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- Was Einstein a fucking napper?
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- "Hey, you wanna
know about space?
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"This is the equation.
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"Now I'm gonna go
back to sleep."
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Fuck, he was good.
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- Eisenstein, first of
all, is not a person.
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- What is he?
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- And he didn't nap like that.
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- Ball of energy?
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- No, he's a person, but his
name was Einstein, Ricky.
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It's pretty ironic that
people say, you know,
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when you fuck something up,
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"He's the smartest man
maybe that ever lived."
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But now he's known for,
when you fuck something up,
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somebody says, "Nice
going, Einstein."
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- That's true.
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- That's bullshit.
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And then he doesn't
even get the name right.
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So what's the irony there?
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- What's the what?
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The ironing?
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What are you ironing, bud?
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[Ricky chuckles]
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- It's, that's
not what he meant.
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- Oh, boys.
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- But he, Einstein, he was
on his deathbed, wasn't he?
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And he was, they
were gonna operate.
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He was like, "Nope,
that's it, I'm done."
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- "I gotta write
another formula."
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- No, and he said, "That's it.
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"I fucking, I've done
my shit for the world."
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- Well, he's probably
sick of people.
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"How do you solve this problem?"
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"For fuck's sake,
just gimme a minute.
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"I gotta have 30 minute nap."
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- "Just gimme a year
and I'll figure it out."
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- He was a good one.
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- He was a good one.
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You know what?
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I guess he was a real
mean bastard though.
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- Was he?
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- Apparently he was
a real cocksucker.
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- People probably
drove him fucking nuts.
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- He was a real cocksucker
to deal with apparently.
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- What's that psychologist dude?
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What's his name?
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Freud?
Was that his name?
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- Sigmund Freud.
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- He was a fuck, he was
on the scoops, big time.
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- Well, they all, they all
were on the scoops back then.
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- Cranker.
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- Opium, bud, opium.
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They were all on it.
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- They were into that.
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- Who was his partner?
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Was it Marx?
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- Sigmund Freud and Carl
Marx were not partners.
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- I thought there
was like a duo.
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- What, like a comedy gig?
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- I don't know.
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- Freud and Marx.
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[Joey chuckles]
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Please welcome to the stage...
- Good times.
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- ... Freud and Marx.
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- [Ricky] "We're all
banged up on cocaine."
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- All ripped on cocaine.
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- Used to give cocaine away as
presents to people and shit.
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- [Ricky] Nice.
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- "Here you go, happy birthday!"
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- What the fuck would
their comedy routine be?
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- Lots of acid.
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Tons of acid.
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- Oh, fuck.
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- They'd be arguing about
what's more important.
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Your mother's vagina
or the proletariat.
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[Bubbles laughs]
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- I don't get it, man.
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I'm sure it was funny.
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- Hey, what's going on?
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Bubbles here in my shed.
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I got my guitar out.
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Got a lot of requests from
you guys on how to play
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Liquor and Whores, so I'm
gonna fucking play the thing,
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and I think through the
magic of video here,
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this guy can put the cords up,
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like maybe on the
corner of the screen.
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Could you do that?
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- [Camera Man] I
can try it, yeah.
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- Yeah, well put the cords up.
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It's basically just G, A
minor, C and D are the cords.
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And then there's a fucking E
minor in there, in the solo,
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but here's, here's
how it goes anyway.
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One, two.
[Bubbles strums guitar]
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♪ Liquor and whores
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♪ Liquor and whores
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♪ Cigarettes and dope
and mustard and bologna ♪
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♪ Liquor and whores
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♪ When I was down
drinking at the Legion ♪
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♪ I met a girl she was nice
she was pretty and pleasing ♪
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♪ She said hey boy we
should do some marrying ♪
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♪ And I said sure
but before we do ♪
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♪ There's something
you should know ♪
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♪ I like liquor and whores
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♪ Liquor and whores
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♪ Cigarettes and dope
and mustard and bologna ♪
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♪ Liquor and whores
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♪ Do-do-dup-dup-do
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That's where the E minor goes.
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♪ And then one night
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♪ Down at the Legion
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♪ She walked in I
was drunk on gin ♪
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♪ Dancing with a lady friend
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♪ She said hey boy
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♪ You better fly the fuck home
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♪ I said no 'cause of
five little words ♪
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♪ I could've swore
I said to you ♪
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♪ I like liquor and whores
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♪ Liquor and whores
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♪ Cigarettes and dope
and mustard and bologna ♪
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♪ Liquor and whores
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♪ I like Liquor and whores
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♪ Liquor and whores
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♪ Cigarettes and dope
and mustard and bologna ♪
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♪ And liquor and whores
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[Bubbles laughs]
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Liquor and Whores,
that's how you play it.
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- Slate.
[Jim claps]
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Take one.
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Jim Lahey.
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Okay, just wait.
[Jim claps]
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Take two.
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[light piano music]
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Jim Lahey with another
exciting liquor story.
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Being a Canadian means,
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you're very proud of being a,
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being proud of the Canucks,
of Canadians and shit.
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This is one of my
prize possessions.
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It's a RPCM officer.
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Uh, without a head.
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I just, he used to
be a Court Parker.
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Anyway, I don't stand on
the page of formalities.
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I just have a little sip of ...
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Yes.
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Canadian whiskey
is a special brand.
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[Jim mutters incomprehensibly]
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I don't know what the
fuck I'm doing here.
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Take three.
[Jim claps]
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Jim Lahey, not a super lorry,
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with my favorite
bottle of all time.
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This is RCM-Poo bottle.
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And you can drink it
right outta the bottle,
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or you can pour right outta
the neck of the bottle.
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Yes.
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This is Canadian whiskey.
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The finest Canadian
whiskey established by one,
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a couple hundred years ago by
Scottish and Irish immigrants
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who came, didn't have
the proper things,
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but they established
the most, you know,
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this is Potters, Potters sold
to another company in 2004.
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And that company way back
in 18, 1984 was called
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Sunnyvale Liquor Distilleries.
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And that is a coincidence
that we're gonna
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drink a toast to right now.
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They're building
picture around up high.
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I hope you all have a little
drinkie poo in your hand,
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because this is the day that
Jim Lahey tells you about
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when I first drink
the [indistinct].
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Are you ready?
259
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Sit back, light a candle,
260
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put a nice little fire on,
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loosen up your underwear.
[Jim chuckles]
262
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I'm gonna tell you something
263
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that's gonna give you
a little binkie bone.
264
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I remember when I got
out of high school,
265
00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:04,655
all I wanted to do
was to join the RCMP.
266
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,234
So I went and I took the test
and I started the training.
267
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I became officer,
I was training,
268
00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:11,191
and guess where
my first post was?
269
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Was up in Whistler,
British Columbia.
270
00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:16,105
So I'm up in Whistler,
271
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and it was a real
rocking town that time,
272
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'cause they had turf
wars going between
273
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the male and female
prostitutes up there.
274
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I got called on.
275
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Okay, it was a
stormy, stormy night.
276
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You know, it was a
dark and stormy night.
277
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And I went in,
278
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I was all by myself,
'cause the other guy
279
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was caught in the quad.
280
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:36,296
So, I arrested these two guys.
281
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:38,054
They were fighting
in a bar there.
282
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:41,305
Two like pretty good
looking, well hung guys from,
283
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they were skateboard or
snowboarder kind of guys.
284
00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:45,745
And I was driving them back.
285
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:49,748
And all of a sudden
on the mountain side,
286
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:51,892
the big fucking
avalanche came down
287
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:54,835
and buried us in an avalanche.
288
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:57,284
These two guys are really
smart and they were telling me
289
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about not trying
to, we tried to,
290
00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:01,683
you couldn't dig the snow
away or anything like that.
291
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,677
So we decided we were
gonna have to wait there.
292
00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:08,079
So we were there all, we
were there for a long time.
293
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These guys convinced me that
294
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the most important thing in
the world is to stay warm.
295
00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:14,519
'Cause if we try
to run the engine,
296
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we carbon monoxide
ourselves to death.
297
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So we all crawl into
the backseat together,
298
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,308
and just to keep warm, we
all took off our clothes.
299
00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:24,345
Anyway, one thing led to
another and pretty soon,
300
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:25,962
you know ...
301
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:27,832
Anyway,
302
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,844
one of them was a big mouth
and when they got CBC involved
303
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,746
and a couple of days later,
304
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,711
and then I was called down
and then everybody saying,
305
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,839
and then they sent me back
and then I had to resign.
306
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,842
Well, what could I say?
307
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:40,674
So with my tail between
my legs, as it were,
308
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,762
I go back to Sunnyvale,
and what happens?
309
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:45,550
Nothing.
310
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:49,418
Anyway, it's not a happy story,
311
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but I can make it happy,
312
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,693
'cause I can share
a little drinks with
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my favorite biggie
bottle tonight with you,
314
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,035
my wonderful friends.
315
00:12:58,038 --> 00:13:02,688
[light piano music continues]
316
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:03,524
Take three.
317
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Hello, Jim Lahey here.
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Fuck you.
319
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:13,531
[light piano music concludes]
320
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Watch your good words.
321
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:20,666
Never be sick of a friend
until he is dead, Randy.
322
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- You're a good man, Mr
Lahey, you're a good friend.
323
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:26,805
- Randy.
324
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:31,108
When I'm gone, I'll
still miss you.
325
00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:34,287
- You're not gonna
be gone Mr. Lahey.
326
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,681
- You look beautiful, Randy.
327
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:39,782
- [Prison Warden]
One minute, Jim.
328
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,430
- What did you wanna say to me?
329
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,654
- Nothing, Mr. Lahey.
330
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,259
I just wanted to tell you
331
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the two-for deal's
back on at the King.
332
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:56,096
You get two burgers and
two fries for $2.22,
333
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:57,656
which is a good deal.
334
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,970
And well, I just miss
having that combo with you.
335
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:04,673
- Right.
336
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:07,277
- [Randy] Yeah, you remember?
337
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,201
We used to go and they'd
give us extra ketchup.
338
00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:10,936
- Very comforting, Randy.
339
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,757
- [Randy] Sometimes they, I ...
340
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,384
- [Prison Warden]
Time's up, Jim.
341
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,985
- My time's up, Randy.
342
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:22,432
I hope you and Don
are fucking satisfied.
343
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:24,780
Fuck the book.
344
00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:25,726
- Mr. Lahey.
345
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:34,397
- Come on.
346
00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:37,045
Son of a whore, stay in.
347
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:40,836
[Bubbles chuckles]
348
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:41,656
Boo.
349
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:45,929
Like a cellophane flower.
350
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:50,110
[Bubbles chuckles]
351
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:07,725
Fuck, how long have you
guys been staying there?
352
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:13,610
I hope you, I was just
working on the thing here,
353
00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:15,778
concentrating on it.
354
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:18,924
Trying to get it built
in there like that.
355
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,658
I gotta get this finished before
I go down to the cafeteria,
356
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:26,100
the big thing's happening
at the cafeteria today.
357
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:30,022
And Ricky's promised me
that he won't, you know,
358
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,706
do anything crazy lady,
359
00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:34,113
but I don't always trust Ricky.
360
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:36,107
So I feel like if I'm there,
361
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:39,629
I have a better chance of
making sure that doesn't happen.
362
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:43,384
But I'd like to finish this
first and I'm right out of here.
363
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,547
I don't think I'm
making any sense.
364
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:46,383
Am I?
365
00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:50,857
I try to put this, if I figure,
366
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,602
if I can put this
down, you know,
367
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,743
if it's curved like a dome,
368
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:55,906
what do you call that?
369
00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:58,651
Like a curve-a-bolic shape.
370
00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:00,704
Curve-a-bolic.
371
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,568
[Bubbles chuckles]
372
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:06,051
That's not a word,
curve-a-bolic.
373
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,182
I am ready, out of
here on this weed.
374
00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:10,969
[buzzer buzzes]
375
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,930
- Hey Bubbles, let's,
let's get outta here.
376
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:14,758
It's tool check time.
377
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:16,106
- Okay.
378
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:16,975
- Both of us get home here.
379
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:17,976
- All right.
380
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:18,667
- It's been a long day.
381
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,236
Where's that hammer
you signed out?
382
00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:23,031
- Hammer's right there, sir.
383
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:23,895
- Good man.
384
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,644
Where's that igniter now?
385
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:27,457
- Igniter right there.
386
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:28,424
- Oh, fantastic.
387
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:30,553
How about the mall?
388
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:32,254
- Oh, I got the mall.
389
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:33,432
- Okay, okey-doke.
390
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,387
- Those are my parts there.
391
00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:36,865
- Flathead screwdriver.
392
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:40,085
- Flathead screwdriver.
393
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,386
Yes, I just had it.
394
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:44,091
Just give me a second here.
395
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,790
I had the Flathead, here it is.
396
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:47,878
Flathead.
397
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:49,006
- What was that?
398
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:49,918
That was a close one, eh?
399
00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:51,451
Yeah.
- Yeah.
400
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:52,655
- Okay, uh, the black
handle multi driver.
401
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:53,843
Last one.
- Yeah.
402
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,138
- Get that signed off on.
403
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:57,104
- Black handled multi driver.
404
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:01,497
I think, I don't think I had
the black handled multi driver,
405
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,018
I think ...
406
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,152
- Well, I don't
see it here either.
407
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:04,763
But the trouble is I need it.
408
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:09,073
- Just wait now, black
handle multi driver.
409
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,601
Where's the black
handle multi driver?
410
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:14,732
- Well, look, listen,
have a look around.
411
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,469
- Just wait, black
handle multi driver.
412
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,040
It's gotta be here.
413
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,997
- You know, listen,
if you don't, uh,
414
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,515
if you don't, uh, find this,
415
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:23,388
it's gonna make
me look real bad.
416
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,390
So.
417
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,521
- No, listen, listen.
418
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:27,262
I can find it, listen.
419
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,053
There was a bunch of
people in here today.
420
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,608
You can ask Larry.
421
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:33,314
I think maybe somebody
took it by accident.
422
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:34,923
Just gimme an hour,
423
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,143
I'll track it down and
I'll bring it to you.
424
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,322
- I, I gotta tell you something.
425
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:38,927
That's really not my problem.
426
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,357
You know, I need to
come good for this.
427
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:42,583
You know, not only
that, I gotta get home.
428
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,373
So we're, listen,
429
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:45,927
we're just gonna go
check you out real quick.
430
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,374
- What?
431
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:48,550
- It's not, no, no.
432
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,065
It'll be just fine, come on.
433
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:50,899
Come with me for a
few minutes right now.
434
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:51,895
No, no, come on.
435
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,676
- Just wait please.
436
00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:55,161
- Oh, it'll be all good,
come on, it'll be over quick.
437
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,471
- Look up the worst
names given to children.
438
00:17:57,467 --> 00:18:00,167
There was one, I can't
remember what it was,
439
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,116
but I think it was
a Chinese family and
440
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,614
they named their kid like ...
441
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:05,605
- Penis.
442
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:07,826
- Tin Can Fucking ...
443
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,215
- Cock.
444
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:11,308
- Tin Can Stupid
Fuck-Face or something.
445
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:12,307
Just unbelievable.
446
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:13,878
- Tin Can Cock Chew.
447
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,525
- I don't know if it
was a, if it was a ...
448
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:19,100
- Is Cockchew a last
name over there I wonder?
449
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,318
- Cockchew?
- Yeah.
450
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,148
- Tin Can Cock Chew.
451
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,275
- Worst names in
history, man, right here.
452
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:29,801
Steve Shirtz.
453
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:32,197
Oh, this chick.
454
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,108
This is the fuck, okay.
455
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,853
Their parents are actually,
they got a sense of humor.
456
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:38,733
This chick's name
was BJ Cobbledick.
457
00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:42,377
[all chuckle]
458
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:43,472
- Cobbledick.
459
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:45,340
That's a terrible name.
460
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:47,951
- Chardonnay Hooker, this
other name for a chick.
461
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:49,817
- [Ricky] Yep.
462
00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:50,654
- Harry Balls.
463
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:54,177
Jarley Mangina.
464
00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:56,435
Hey Jarley.
465
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:58,789
- Mangina's a last name?
466
00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:00,229
And Balls is a last name?
467
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:02,226
Fuck, that'd be, that's
a cool last name.
468
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:03,838
- Jesus Condom.
- Ricky Balls.
469
00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:05,228
- You remember Carl Balls?
470
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:06,671
We knew a Balls.
471
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,227
- Jesus.
- Carl Balls.
472
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:11,154
- Look at this
guy, Jesus Condom.
473
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,590
- Jesus's Condom?
- Yeah.
474
00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,852
- That's a good band
name, The Jesus Condoms.
475
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:17,590
- Look at the, you could tell
just by this dude's face.
476
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:18,771
Look at the expression.
477
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:20,286
He's getting into a fight
478
00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:21,679
after this fucking
photo with somebody.
479
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:23,162
- [Bubbles] Yeah.
480
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,512
- [Ricky] And
that's Jesus Condom?
481
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:26,031
- That's Jesus Condom.
Right, guys.
482
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,174
- [Bubbles] Condom, what kind of
483
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,116
a fucking last name is that?
484
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:30,264
- That's, that's ...
485
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,816
- I'm talking about first names.
486
00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,692
- How would they be
able to have kids?
487
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:34,614
- What do you mean?
488
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,390
- I wouldn't think
there'd be kids.
489
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:40,184
- Then their last
name doesn't work.
490
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:42,916
- Hitler Mussolini.
491
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:49,746
- Dick, Dick is an Assman.
492
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:50,583
Dick Assman.
493
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:51,360
Okay, I'm done.
494
00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:54,667
- Those aren't what
I was talking about.
495
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:57,281
There's like first names
where people name their kids,
496
00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:59,333
their first names
are just fucked.
497
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:02,288
- Well, those aren't
that fucking, they're not great names.
498
00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:07,288
- No, but Google, worst kids'
first names given by parents.
499
00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:10,644
- I found out some things,
I guess, I don't remember.
500
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:12,524
I don't even remember
writing this shit.
501
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:14,465
How do you write two pages of
shit and don't remember it?
502
00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:16,304
- You do it all the time, Ricky.
503
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:18,572
- Do you know that German
chocolate cake is named after
504
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,955
Sam German, not the country?
505
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,698
I always thought German
chocolate cake was
506
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,570
a fucking German thing.
507
00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:28,752
No, just a dude named Sam
German came up with it.
508
00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:32,619
- Now black forest cake,
I believe is German.
509
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:36,242
Or is he the German
fellow that made that too?
510
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,055
Was Sam German from Germany?
511
00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:40,938
- It doesn't say.
512
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:43,715
- Well, if he was then
it's still German cake.
513
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,240
- Mm, I don't know.
514
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,545
- Sam German.
515
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,466
- But fucking Germany's smart.
516
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:53,467
They're like, "Oh yeah,
we'll take that cake over.
517
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:57,129
"It's our cake, it's
named after our country."
518
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,335
I bet you go to
restaurants over there,
519
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:00,224
it's all you can
get for dessert.
520
00:21:00,215 --> 00:21:02,255
German fucking chocolate
cake, it's not even theirs.
521
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,521
- Well, any cake you buy in
Germany is a German cake,
522
00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:06,664
Ricky, really.
523
00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:08,616
I mean, I guess
unless it's imported.
524
00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:12,446
- Have you ate that
octopus fucking burger?
525
00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:13,445
That was disgusting.
526
00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:14,746
- I did eat octopus.
527
00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:15,931
- What the fuck are people like?
528
00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:17,096
- Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
529
00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:18,101
You know what, it wasn't bad.
530
00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:20,022
- It wasn't bad at all.
531
00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:22,057
- The thing is its legs and
shit were still moving, man.
532
00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:23,503
They were like ...
533
00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:24,499
- They weren't moving
for fuck's sake,
534
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,290
I was making them move.
535
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,495
- [Ricky] This was a freaky one.
536
00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,033
- He was well dead.
537
00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:31,028
- Well dead?
538
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:32,418
- Was he cooked?
539
00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,341
- Yes, he was cooked.
540
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:37,336
I didn't eat a raw live
octopus on a hamburger bun now.
541
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:39,209
- No, that wouldn't be as good.
542
00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:42,910
- Octopus are some of
the coolest animals ever.
543
00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:44,390
- They're aliens, man.
544
00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:45,570
- No, they are aliens.
- They are aliens.
545
00:21:45,565 --> 00:21:47,085
- They are, they've proven it.
546
00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:49,997
- Well.
547
00:21:50,004 --> 00:21:51,184
- They've proven it
that it came from
548
00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:52,529
DNA on an asteroid or some shit.
549
00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:54,967
- Wow.
550
00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:59,543
- I, I searched up what the
fuck kills the most people.
551
00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:01,965
'Cause I thought
snakes or, you know.
552
00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:04,242
- Why would you
search that, Ricky?
553
00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:06,325
- I was, I don't know,
just wondering about.
554
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,935
Or I thought maybe
people, I was wondering,
555
00:22:07,935 --> 00:22:09,805
that's what it
was, I was trying,
556
00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:12,506
do snakes kill more people or
do people kill more people?
557
00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:14,065
And then I thought about sharks.
558
00:22:14,071 --> 00:22:15,641
I was wrong about it all.
559
00:22:15,638 --> 00:22:17,468
Mosquitoes.
- [Bubbles] Yes.
560
00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:18,946
- Kill the most fucking people.
561
00:22:18,946 --> 00:22:19,946
- Yes, they do.
562
00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:21,777
- Fucking bastards.
563
00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:24,125
- 'Cause one mosquito with, you
know, shitty disease in 'em.
564
00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:26,905
He could bite 500
fucking people in a day.
565
00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:29,170
- You know how some people
like lick their mosquito bites
566
00:22:29,173 --> 00:22:31,923
'cause they're so itchy and
they're fucking irritated?
567
00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:33,655
They're licking mosquito piss.
568
00:22:35,136 --> 00:22:36,356
They bite you, they
piss on you, man.
569
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,005
- Those dirty little fuckers.
570
00:22:38,008 --> 00:22:39,878
- How much piss have you, yeah,
571
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,800
you've had a lot of mosquito
piss over the years, man.
572
00:22:41,795 --> 00:22:43,005
- Big time.
573
00:22:43,013 --> 00:22:45,023
Look, I was fucked.
574
00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:47,365
- Remember the time you passed
out with honey on your Wiener
575
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:48,186
with your pants down?
576
00:22:48,192 --> 00:22:49,592
- And the ants.
577
00:22:49,585 --> 00:22:50,795
- Holy fuck.
578
00:22:50,804 --> 00:22:52,594
- That was not a good day.
579
00:22:52,588 --> 00:22:54,198
- That was unbelievable.
580
00:22:54,198 --> 00:22:55,368
- Did you take a
picture of that?
581
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,294
Corey said you did.
582
00:22:57,288 --> 00:22:59,328
- I think I did, but I don't
know where the picture is.
583
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,119
- This is fucking trippy.
584
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:03,599
I should be high for this one.
585
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:09,304
Before color TV 75% of people
dreamed in black and white.
586
00:23:10,998 --> 00:23:14,828
Now it's only 12%, and I'm
happy to say that I've done it.
587
00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:16,658
- That doesn't
sound right, Ricky.
588
00:23:16,656 --> 00:23:18,526
- Well, it's on one of
those sites, doesn't lie.
589
00:23:18,527 --> 00:23:21,397
- It's from watching black
and white TVs, you mean?
590
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,530
They would dream
in black and white?
591
00:23:22,531 --> 00:23:23,841
- I guess so.
592
00:23:23,837 --> 00:23:25,097
- I could see that actually.
593
00:23:25,099 --> 00:23:26,229
That could be true.
594
00:23:27,623 --> 00:23:29,543
That could be true
because if, you know,
595
00:23:29,538 --> 00:23:32,148
people were just as addicted
TV back then, even more so,
596
00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:33,979
'cause it was a novelty.
597
00:23:33,977 --> 00:23:36,327
Well you're staring at a black
and white picture all day.
598
00:23:36,327 --> 00:23:37,847
- Especially if
you're looking at
599
00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:40,241
some black and white
ladies and you think,
600
00:23:40,244 --> 00:23:43,944
"Ooh, I might wanna have a
nice dream about her later."
601
00:23:43,944 --> 00:23:47,034
- So you were jacking
off in black and white?
602
00:23:48,122 --> 00:23:50,912
- Wow, it's cool if you ask me.
603
00:23:50,907 --> 00:23:52,647
- Not many people do that, man.
604
00:23:52,648 --> 00:23:54,218
- 12%.
605
00:23:54,215 --> 00:23:56,165
- Imagine if you could
just turn your eyes,
606
00:23:56,173 --> 00:23:58,833
put a filter on them and you
just lived in black and white.
607
00:23:58,828 --> 00:24:00,868
- It'd be confusing
though, wouldn't it?
608
00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:03,534
- No, why?
609
00:24:05,356 --> 00:24:07,876
It would if you were
playing Twister.
610
00:24:07,881 --> 00:24:10,621
[Bubbles laughs]
611
00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:14,190
Get it?
612
00:24:14,191 --> 00:24:15,761
- Yes, or snooker.
613
00:24:15,758 --> 00:24:17,588
- Snooker, yeah, not as
good as Twister though.
614
00:24:17,586 --> 00:24:19,236
- Lame.
615
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:22,370
[peaceful music]
616
00:24:22,373 --> 00:24:25,293
[seagulls screech]
617
00:24:34,821 --> 00:24:37,431
[fish cursing]
618
00:24:42,176 --> 00:24:44,916
[dramatic music]
619
00:24:44,966 --> 00:24:49,516
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