All language subtitles for The Villains of Valley View s01e18 No Escape.eng.

HARTLEY: Previously on
The Villains of Valley View...

-I'm Hartley.
-Declan. Nice to meet you.

Something about him
just feels wrong.

I've identified Havoc
and her family.

Next step,
to get inside their home.

Every generation has one villain

with multiple types of power.

Colby, I think
you're the Chosen One.

I'll put it in the secret lair
in the basement.

We don't have a basement.

We do now.

-Have you seen Declan?
-I thought he was with you.

[panting]

This is Oculon for Onyx.

We got 'em.

[rock music plays]

Declan? Oh, there you are.

I've been looking
for you everywhere.

Oh, I was out back.

I wanted to surprise you

with something as pretty as you.

Aw! [giggles]

Is it because you know tomorrow

is the one-month anniversary
of the day we met?

Well, it's not because
I didn't know that.

[gasps] Yay! Hartley finally
found Declan!

[blows raspberry]

Hiding from
your significant other?

I'm with you.

CELIA: Hartley!
Did your annoying friend

just cut my prized begonias?

"Annoying"?
I thought she liked me.

Yeah, it doesn't take much
for her to turn the boat around.

CELIA: Don't make me
come over there!

Yes, please don't make her
come over here.

I'll distract my grandma,
you run out the front. [chuckles]

Oh! But if she sprints the block

and cuts you off,
you're on your own.

Oh! Amy, real quick.

Tomorrow's
my one-month anniversary

with Hartley,
and I want to surprise her.

Oh. By moving out of state?
Great idea.

She'll never see it coming.

Look, I know
you and I didn't exactly...

get off on the right foot.

Mostly because you're shady.

-I'm not shady.
-You're a little shady.

Well, I was hoping
we could work together

to pull off something special.

I see where
you're going with this,

and I'm happy to drive
the moving van.

Where we headed?
Nevada is nice, sunny.

But again, you're shady,
so that'll balance out nicely.

Hartley told me
she loves escape rooms.

And a new one just opened
in Valley View.

And since
she considers you family,

I was hoping everyone could go.

That way, when she shows up,
we can all surprise her.

Oh, I love escaping things.

Just yesterday, I made
a hasty exit from the market.

Apparently,
it's illegal to steal food.

Escape room, huh?

I can escape
from anywhere in seconds

because, you know, genius.

But I'm happy to tag along

and point out your failures.

Great.

Oh, but whatever you do,
don't tell Hartley.

I want it to be a surprise.

See you tomorrow.

This is Oculon for Onyx.

I've come up
with the perfect plan

to trap Havoc and her family.

And the best part is,
they don't have a clue.

By this time tomorrow,

they'll be ours.

[theme music plays]

[rock music plays]

Here we are.

Who's ready for 60 minutes
of puzzle-solving teamwork?

Sixty minutes?
Eh, I guess it makes sense.

One minute for me to escape
and 59 more to gloat.

So, Dec, what do we get
if we win?

Uh, nothing.

Don't take this the wrong way,

but you are just
one big disappointment.

I always thought escape rooms
were more elaborate.

The place is tiny.

Oh, I wouldn't say
it's that small.

Well, I would. I mean,
what are we escaping from?

The bathroom in the
International Space Station?

[laughter]

But you did buy us tickets,

so we should be more gracious.

Thank you, Mrs. Madden.

Just hope
you didn't pay too much

because this place is a joke.

I already see, like, seven
different ways out of here.

I highly doubt that. Name one.

Oh, I don't want to ruin
the fun for everyone

who's not as smart as me.

Oh, there's eight,
nine, and ten.

Wait, where's
your younger brother?

He stayed home to watch
the season finale of Idiot Circus.

It's his favorite TV show.
You know, the one where

people do all those
dangerously dumb stunts.

Last week, a guy shot himself
out of a cannon

and landed on
some lady's pickup truck.

It would have been impressive if
he didn't bounce off the truck

in an oncoming traffic.

You said the whole family
was gonna be here.

And you said
this place would be fun.

Again, full of disappointments.

I just want everything
to be perfect for Hartley.

Speaking of Hartley,
shouldn't she be here by now?

Uh, yeah. I'll go call her.

Well, tell her
we're in the teeny-tiny room

at the end of the hallway.

[beeping]

Onyx, I've trapped
Havoc and her family.

Well, most of her family.

The youngest brother
didn't show.

ONYX: No matter. He's useless.

He doesn't even have
a power yet.

[Onyx cackling]

I'll send the transport
to pick them up.

As long as we have
the rest of the family,

he's meaningless.

[sinister music]

Celia! You're going to ruin
my night, aren't you?

I was hoping to ruin
your whole day, but I got hung up.

My favorite crime show is on,

and there's a problem
with my TV.

-What's wrong with it?
-It's smaller than yours.

Tonight, Detective Anderson
is sent mistakenly to prison

and tossed around
like a rag doll.

Same move I did
to my ex-husband.

Sorry, but I'm already watching
my favorite show.

I don't know who told you
you're old enough

to have an opinion,
but they lied.

Okay, I've waited weeks
to watch this.

Well, what's it about?

A bunch of dudes
doing sick stunts.

A group of snot-nose punks

setting themselves up
to get hurt?

Sounds like
my new favorite show, too.

[knock on door]

Come in.

Hey, Colb-- Uh, Grandma?
[chuckles]

What are you doing here?

Watching TV with Little Jimmy.

It's Colby.

Didn't know it when I walked in.

Not gonna know it
when I walk out.

Uh, where's everyone else?

With Declan.
They left hours ago.

I thought you'd be there by now.

Be where?

Declan is taking you
to an escape room

for your one-month anniversary.

"Escape room"?

Yeah, he said you love them,

so everyone wants
to surprise you there.

Surprise!

I don't get all the fuss
about escape rooms.

When I trap someone in a room,
they're not getting out.

I never told Declan
I liked escape rooms.

And my calls are going
straight to his voicemail.

Amy's, too.

Well, that is quite the mystery.

Maybe you can solve it out
on the front porch

while I enjoy
what's left of my show.

Our show.

You heard Little Jimmy.
Get hoofin'!

-[thud on TV]
-That'll crack a rib.

[rock music plays]

Declan's been gone forever.

I wonder if this is one
of the escape room puzzles.

Wait, if you rearrange
the letters in Declan's name,

it spells "candle."
Quick, light one.

What is going on? I mean...

I can't even get enough signal
in here to call Hartley.

I'm sure it's all part
of Declan's plan

to heighten the suspense
and scare all of us.

You know, he struck me as
the moody and overdramatic type.

That's rich, coming from you.

I'll go find him.

That's weird.
The door isn't opening.

[grunts] It's locked.

Maybe it's part of
the escape room experience.

I don't think so.
There aren't any clues in here.

I can't even play
today's Wordle puzzle.

Oh, I already did.

The word is "scam."

You monster.

I don't like this.
Something's not right.

[clears throat]

It won't budge.

I thought you said you knew

ten different ways
to get us out.

Well, I had to say that.

Half of being a genius
is being a showman.

Jake, just use
your super strength.

[grunting]

It's not working.

-How is that possible?
-Okay, back up.

Let me see
if I can zap a hole in it.

[clears throat]

[laughs] Look at that.

Suddenly, I'm not
the only failure in the room.

[gasps]

Ha ha. But you are
the only failure on the floor.

Whatever was used
to build this room

is obviously impenetrable
to our power.

[gasps] Oh, finally,
our first clue.

Your feeble attempts
to break out won't do you any good.

You fools fell
right into my trap.

Oh, he's good. [chuckles]

So realistic.

I'm guessing
the key word is "fools."

I knew it.

You've been lying
this whole time.

Who are you?

My name...

is Oculon.

[suspenseful music]

I was sent by Onyx
to capture you

and bring you to Centropolis,

where you will spend
the rest of your lives

imprisoned for challenging
our all-powerful leader.

Your days of freedom
are over, Maddens.

Or should I say Havoc,

Chaos, Surge, and Craniac.

Okay.

It's starting to get
a little too real.

[rock music plays]

[rock music plays]

Wait, so you're telling me--

He really is a villain

and Onyx sent him here
to capture us.

-And that he--
-Really did trap us in here

so he can send us to Centropolis

and live a torturous life
in Onyx's prison.

Well, this is quite
the Thursday night, isn't it?

It's Wednesday,
but I see your point.

I knew you were shady.
I should have trusted my gut.

Yeah, we both had you pegged.

What? Who are you kidding?

You're all, "What's up, Dec?

How's it going, Dec?"

Havoc, you could have
prevented this whole thing.

I mean, you had the evidence
right in your hands.

I knew you were talking
to someone on that weird watch.

It was Onyx, wasn't it?

You almost had me.

But then you got weak and caved

because your best friend
told you to.

Oh, you mean Hartley?

The completely innocent person

you used and betrayed?

You're going to pay for this.

No one messes with my family
or my best friend.

Just enjoy
your last moments together.

Transport will be here soon
to take you to Centropolis,

where you will face
Onyx's wrath.

Yeah? Well, I only have
one thing to say to that.

Will there be a meal served
on this transport?

Because I am famished.

[rock music plays]

So now Amy, Declan, and Jake
aren't answering their phones.

Something's definitely up.

You know,
now that my show is over,

I'm starting to get worried.

Woo-hoo! Bonus episode!

Nah, they'll be fine.

Colby, did they say
where the escape room was?

My mom wrote it down on
that piece of paper over there.

Oh.

This is a list of people
she wants revenge on.

She has a revenge list?

Finally, something
we have in common.

Flip it over.

Oh, okay.

Wait. Why am I
on her revenge list?

We never know
why we're on the list.

We just sleep with
one eye open when we are.

I'm going to see
what's going on.

[clears throat]

[exaggerated throat clearing]

Yikes, Celia. Sounds like
you need some water.

And it sounds like
you're not walking

fast enough to get me some.

-Fine.
-My stomach's growling, too.

Well, I'm sure
that tall glass of tap water will fill you right up.

Tap water?
Do I look basic to you?

Throw some bubbles in that baby.

I'll take a snack, too.

A snack?

That's what people do

when they invite folks over,
offer them snacks.

Okay, but I didn't
invite you over.

You just walked in,
like you always do.

Yeah? Well, I'm here.
And I'm hungry.

So get moving.

I'm not picky.
Throw some shrimp on a plate.

We don't have shrimp.

Then you better go shopping.

[rock music plays]

[banging]

[grunting]

Jake, clearly, your arms
aren't working.

Maybe you should bang
your head instead.

Well, at least I'm trying.
Why don't you use your powers?

Well, what's the point?

If your powers aren't working,
I'm sure mine won't either.

It wouldn't hurt to try.

[exhales]

-[clang]
-[grunts]

See? I knew that would happen!

[chuckles] So did I.

Then why did you tell me
to do it?

Because it was funny...

-Oh, really? Is it funny?
-Guys!

Come on!
We have to stick together.

I knew I should have
stayed home with Colby.

[gasps] Colby!

He's home all alone.

If Oculon knows
who we are, he's not safe.

We've got to find a way
out of here.

[grunts]

[chuckles] I think
we've established that's not it!

HARTLEY: Amy? Declan?

Hello?

Is anybody in there?

-It's Hartley.
-We're in here!

Save me first!

I regret nothing.

Amy, what's going on?

Hartley, we're in grave danger.

Look, this isn't an escape room.

It's some sort of holding cell

that our powers can't penetrate.

And Declan is not
who he said he was.

What do you mean?

He's a supervillain.

[scoffs] Declan?

My Declan?

Do you know another Declan?

Are you absolutely sure
he's a villain?

He's just so sweet
and thoughtful and cute...

ALL: We're sure!

He's been working for Onyx
this whole time.

He played you to get to us.

And now, he's sending us
to Centropolis.

[gasps] I can't believe it.

Amy knew something
was up with him,

and I didn't listen.

Which means the reason
you're trapped in there

is because of me.

Hartley, it's not about blame
right now, but yes.

If there's one thing
we've learned from all of this,

it's that I'm always right
and you are a sucker.

You know, you might
want to hold off on the insults

until I get you out of there.

Just please find a way
to get us out of here

before he comes back.

Oh! I think I found the panel
that controls the door.

-[beeping]
-DECLAN: Good job.

Declan.

Surprise.

[dramatic music]

[foreboding music]

I trusted you. Even when
my best friend told me not to.

And all this time,
you've been lying to me?

You're the means to an end.

My mission was to bring

the fugitives
back to Centropolis,

so I did what I had to do.

-Nothing personal.
-[scoffs] Yeah?

Well, you're messing
with the wrong girl.

-Yeah, you tell him, Hartley.
-I knew she had it in her.

-She's gonna save us!
-I made you a happy one-month anniversary card.

But because of all this,
I'm not giving it to you.

-Oh, boy.
-She didn't have it in her.

We're doomed.

You're a fool, Hartley.

You believed
I was falling for you.

And even worse,
you really believe

Havoc is your best friend?

She's a villain.

And villains don't care
about anyone but themselves.

That's where you're wrong.

When Havoc became Amy,
she changed.

They've all changed.
They're not like you anymore.

I'll take that as a compliment,

since they're weak and naive.

Just like you.

[alarm ringing]

[beeping]

Transport will be here
any minute to take

these traitors
back to Centropolis.

You've seen your friend Amy
for the last time.

[Hartley chuckles]
Yeah, I don't think so.

I may have a big heart, but
I'm not as naive as you think.

I don't know
what this thing does,

but I'm pretty sure
it's gonna hurt.

She brought one of my devices.
Hartley, which one?

Uh, silver, big blue lights?

My fusion blaster!

If she saves us
with one of my inventions,

I found the escape,
which means boom, I win!

Hartley.

Why don't you hand that over

before you hurt yourself, okay?

Back off!

Oh, come on.

There's no way
you'd use that on me.

You like me way too much.

[grunts]

[groans]

Keep telling me
how I feel, punk.

[rock music plays]

How can you not have
any TV-watching snacks?

You know,
you could just go back over

to your house and grab a snack.

But I want shrimp.

We don't have shrimp.

No one just has shrimp.

Cruise ships have shrimp.

Does this look like
a cruise ship?

Not a well-maintained one.

Come on, Celia, Idiot Circus
is almost back from commercial.

Can you please
just pick something

so we can go back
to the living room?

Fine. I'll have a banana.

Great. Uh, I mean, no.

Why not?

Because it's rotten.

Looks fine to me.

Well, yeah, but sometimes,

things can look fine
on the outside,

but actually be hiding
a dark secret inside.

Are we still talking
about the banana?

Yes.

What if it's bruised
when you peel it?

I don't mind bruises,

especially if I'm the one
doing the bruising.

Give me the banana!

Can't do it, Celia. I'm sorry.

I'll have you know,

this isn't the first time
I've thrown down with a child

over a piece of fruit.

[rock music plays]

-[grunts]
-Declan's down.

I bought us some time.

I got to figure out
how to get you out of there.

Hartley, hold him where he is
and call Colby for backup.

Wait, no, don't.
We have to keep Colby far away from here.

Onyx can't know
about his multiple powers.

If he finds out Colby's
the Chosen One, it's all over.

Uh, I think I accidentally
turned on the microphone

because we just heard
all of that.

Wait.

So not only does Colby
have his power,

he's the Chosen One?

This changes everything.

Later.

[gasps] He just disappeared!

-He must have teleported.
-[gasps]

Oh, no.

Colby.

[dramatic music]

You're going down, banana boy.

[grunting]

Where'd you learn moves
like that?

I was all-state running back
three years in a row.

They called me
the "Wild Stallion."

Because you couldn't be tamed
on the field?

Or off it.

Wait a minute,
this banana's fake.

[whirring]

What's that noise?

Noise? I didn't hear a noise.
What noise?

Fair warning.

The last person
to put an arm around me

is still looking for that arm.

Well, we're in this
together now,

so I say we unpack the mystery

of the fake banana
once we get to the living room.

-There is no mystery.
-[grunts]

You knew that banana was fake.

And I do not like
to be deceived.

I'm going home
to find a real snack.

Watch your back, Jimmy.

The Wild Stallion
is coming for you

when you least expect it.

[exhales]

[footsteps approaching]

[dramatic music]

Declan?

You're coming with me.

[suspenseful music]

I've got to get you
out of there.

What do I do?

Count to three.

Aim the fusion blaster
at the door and shoot.

Okay. Here goes.

[grunts]

I said count to three.

Sorry.

Let's get out of here.

We have to get to Colby
before Oculon does.

You're too late.

Onyx.

You played this game well,

but you should have known
that I always win.

And who knew the prize
would turn out

even better than I thought?

All this time,
I've been trying to capture

the five of you
when I only needed one.

-The Chosen One.
-[grunting]

Jimmy, I'm back!

I brought shrimp!

Jimmy?

Hurry up.
I need your little fingers to pull out the entrails.

[sighs] I also brought
the scouting footage

from my football days.
[chuckles]

You'll think I'm wearing
shoulder pads, but I'm not.

[sighs]

Jimmy!

Oh, the heck with you.
I'll watch it myself.

Now, where's your projector?

Shrimp!

Mm! I'll put my foot
in that shrimp.

[rock music plays]

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