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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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The post's arrived.
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Brilliant; a bit of excitement at last.
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Good, eh? It's a beaut. One of
the structured collepsed on m' bed.
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I think it was those beans.
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Oh, the mail.
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Haven't had a chance to
look. Anything from my mates?
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Something catastophic, hideous.
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He's found your guitar in Starbug's
wreckage and he's sending it here.
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Brilliant!
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Are you okay?
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Of course I'm not okay!
I hate your guitar!
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If I wanted to share a cell
with an irritating lump of wood
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I'd have moved in with
an Australian soap star.
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Hey-hey! The axe-man is back! You beaut!
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Hang on! There's no strings!
They've confiscated the strings!
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I feel like a man who leaps
out of a plane with no parachute
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and lands in the hot-tub
at the Playboy mansion.
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Why would they take my strings..?
It doesn't make sense...
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Prison regs. You're not allowed
anything you can hang yourself with.
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I wouldn't want to hang myself
if I had my guitar strings.
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I think they were thinking of me.
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Maybe my luck's changing...
at last, a break.
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Oh, by the way; I forgot: for you.
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"Because of the nature of your crime",
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blah - blah - blah - blah -
blah, whr - wh - wh - wh - wh,
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"we are willing to review your case"!
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"For this process to be successful you
would need a record of good behaviour,
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and accept the consequence that
a successful appeal would mean
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similar amnesty for prisoner
colleagues in your situation. "
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Yess!
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You don't know what it's like, being
classified as a woman, sir. The humiliation.
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I know, I know.
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I mean, why should I, a Series
4000 mechanoid, have to endure
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the turgid monotony of showering with the
girls? Three times a week! Tell me that!
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It's not fair, I know! It's just that -
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You shower with the girls?
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Oh! It's so hideously
dull I can't describe it,
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as they stand around soaping themselves.
Their bodies all wet and foamy.
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Can you imagine it?
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Oh my goodness, we've
been frozen in time again!
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Hello?
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Extraordinary! It must be a
warp in the time-space continuum!
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How curious it isn't affecting me...
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Oi, droid-boy, oi; next
time you're in the showers,
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why don't you... y'know...
smuggle in a camera
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and film 'em, eh? Yeah,
that'd be brilliant!
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Oi, I haven't seeen a naked
woman since... well, ever.
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Yeah, I'd pay you... wha'd'ya say?
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No, I forbid it!
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Yeah, me -
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What?
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It's voyeuristic,
exploitative, and immature.
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All right, who are you? And what
have you done with our Rimmer?
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Gentlemen, allow me to
clarify my position.
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Morally speaking, using a hidden
camera in the women's showers,
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taking shots of them sudding themselves with
mounds of foam, without their permission,
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morally speaking, I'm speaking
morally here, I'm all in favour!
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However, Listy has been invited to
appeal and a scam like this could ruin it.
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Appeal?
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Yeah, I'm appealing.
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That's a minority view.
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Look, if he's successful,
we can all be successful.
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We've just got to be model prisoners.
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Screw his appeal! I wanna see skin!
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Yeah! Wha'd'ya say, bird-tray head?
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Are you asking me to betray
the people I live with?
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To ignore their humanity and
reduce them to mindless sex objects,
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merely there for your
moronic titilation?
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Yes, please!
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If you'll excuse me, I
forgot who I was for a moment.
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Wait, what you doing?
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I'm a woman, and proud of
it. If you'll excuse me,
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I'll with my fellow sisters,
doing it for ourselves!
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I'm going to make this quick, and easy.
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Last night, on D-wing, I
was beaten up, and mugged.
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You have one chance. I'm going to turn
the lights off for precisely ten seconds,
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during which I want whover took
it... to return my glass eye.
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Kill the lights.
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Ten, nine, eight, seven, six -
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I'm glad to see good sense prevailed.
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I have a date with Miss Patricia
Carling from Supplies on Saturday night.
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She thinks my eyes are my best feature.
If I go like this, I'M ONLY HALF LOVELY!
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If it's not returned
within thirty seconds;
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all Canary priviliges
suspended. One month.
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I know who stole your left peeper, sir.
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It was him, sir. I saw him playing
marbles with it this morning, sir.
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Thank you, Rimmer.
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Have you gone mad? You don't rat on
other inmates, its an unwritten law.
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Look if it helps the appeal, what
else matters? 'Model prisoners'?
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Would the sky really fall in if
people just tidied up a little?
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Good evening. Tonight's scheduled
feature has been cancelled,
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and replaced with a special,
live, pay-per-view event
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brought to you courtesy of "Krytie TV"!
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Transmitting live via
my optical receptors,
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we bring you live, and
lithe, Womens Shower Night!
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Are they really gonna show this?
No way! This is a joke, right? This isn't-
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Oh, momma...
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You know what this means, don't you?
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There is a God?
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They got to him, they reprogrammed Kryten.
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If we get caught watching this
your appeal's dead in the water.
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Forget the appeal.
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I already have!
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What about Kris? She's never gonna
believe I wasn't involved in this!
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We've gotta stop it.
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You're right, I want no part of this.
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- Me neither.
- We've gotta go.
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Right now.
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Not a minute to lose.
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I'm dust.
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Me too.
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After two. One, two, go!
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And now, I'm gonna stare
at a cracked floor tile.
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What's he doing that for!?
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Remember, Shower Night is a pay-per-view
event. Start filling those buckets!
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I can't believe this, he's
running it like a business!
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There's even a bloke over
there selling ice-creams.
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Never mind him. Now.
We've gotta go, right now.
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I'm going, I'm going.
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But now, lets get up-close and personal
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with one of the shower-ees,
Miss Kristine Kochanski...
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Fancy a choc-ice?
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Okay; splendid. Later.
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Mister Kryten; visitor, sir.
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Kryten. Look, I know
Kill-Crazy's reprogrammed you;
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turned you into a ruthless entrepreneur,
but I think I know how to change you back.
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Well, keep it to yourself, sir.
I'll make it worth your while...
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Can't you see what it's done to you?
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It's made me rich, feared and respected.
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I'm loving every minute of
it! I've just bought the rights
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to the five-a-side soccer tournament today;
tomorrow, I'm hoping to get the boxing.
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Ahhhh, Miss Kochanski! Good to have you
back, I have a little gift for you...
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Ooh, another one?
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Nothing's too good for you, ma'am!
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You know you were worried about
picking up verrucas in the shower room?
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Well, I have the perfect
solution; a waterproof pogo stick.
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This has got to stop.
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But the pogo stick could put the
ratings through the roof, sir!
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Think of the money! Think of the show!
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I'm crazy about her! I'm
not gonna let you do this.
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Do what?
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How do you think Kryten got all this?
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"Shower Night Live". Oh God, is he
paying some of the girls to do this?
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Who's that with the sponge?
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That's me!
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It replaced the Wednesday night movie.
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I saw the whole thing; all three
terrible hours of it. It was awful.
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Is that the time? I've got a
merchandising meeting in two minutes.
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Heh, excuse me!
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You are dead, nickel-hydrate breath!
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And you!
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What have I done?
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You were there for three hours of it!
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Yeah, but I didn't
enjoy it! I was outraged.
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Why do you think I
only had one choc-ice?
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How could you go along with this?
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I'm only human. You were
completely naked, starkers, nude,
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in the buff, totally
kit-less, no clothes on!
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You've seen me with no
clothes on when we went out!
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Yeah, but, I wanted to see
if anything had changed.
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Why didn't you just ask,
instead of filming me in secret?
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Because you'll have said 'no'.
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Not necessarily. If I'd known
it meant that much to you,
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that you needed to see me naked so badly,
I wouldn't necessarily have said 'no'.
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You wouldn't?
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No. Well, we're friends aren't we?
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It never occured to me
that I could just ask.
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Oh, you're such a great friend.
I love being your friend.
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Kris..?
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No! Not now, and now, not ever!
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But you just said -
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We're not friends any more...
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The girls found out about Shower Night.
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They attacked me, cleaned out
my system and kicked me out.
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I've been reclassified as a man...
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I feel terrible, sir, for
endangering your appeal.
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It's not your fault,
Kryten, they got to you.
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I presume you've heard the
news about Miss Kochanski.
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What news?
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- You haven't heard?
- Heard what?
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- The news.
- What news?
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You haven't heard the news?
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Heard what news?
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No one's told you?
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Told me what?
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About Miss Kochanski?
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What about Miss Kochanski?
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About Miss Kochanski and
her ex-boyfriend, Tim.
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What about Miss Kochanski
and her ex-boyfriend, Tim?
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- I can't believe you don't know!
- Know what?
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No one told you?
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Told me what!?
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You mean to say that you're standing
there blissfully unaware of the news
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about Miss Kochanski and
her ex-boyfriend, Tim?
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What news about Miss Kochanski
and her ex-boyfriend, Tim!?
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- I don't believe it.
- Believe what!?
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Psh, tsk, I'm so traumatised no
one's had the guts to tell you
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the horrible, terrible, terrible,
appallingly hideous, awful news!
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I'm not sure I can even speak now.
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Kryten, there's a two hundred foot
drop down there; now tell me the news.
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Well, she's started
going out with Tim again.
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He's taking her to the
Officer's Club tonight.
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Her probation permits it,
providing she's back by ten.
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Ohhh. This is all down to
that shower thing, isn't it?
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You know what Tim's like,
sir. Impossibly handsome,
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oozes charm, a great lover.
And you're just... you.
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It's so unfair!
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You must feel awful.
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Well I do now! God!
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You're taking this very well,
sir. I... I'm really impressed.
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No I'm not, man, I'm falling apart.
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I know that, but I was
just trying to cheer you up!
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What can I do?
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You've gotta deal with your grief, man.
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Breakup is very much like a bereavement:
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its usually followed by a
cremation and some sandwiches.
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Look, they haven't seen
each other for ages;
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they're only going out for a meal.
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What's the worst thing
that could happen?
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It's a tragedy.
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What are you so bothered about?
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I thought you hated the idea of
me and her getting it together?
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That was the old me, sir. I've
grown and matured since then.
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No, the new me wants you to have children
so I can iron those itty-bitty little socks!
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And you're not getting any younger,
sir, and neither are your sperms.
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I'm getting worried about those guys.
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Any older and they'll need a Stanner
stairlift to get up the fallopian tubes!
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So what do you propose?
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We nail that horny stag and get
you and the divine Miss K together.
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It's my way of saying 'sorry'.
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But nothing that's going
to endanger the appeal...
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First, we sabotage the date.
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What, 'we'? You mean you're gonna help me?
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Step on board the 'love express', sir!
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00:18:09,267 --> 00:18:11,979
Now, we get to his quarters
through the air vents;
236
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:15,808
I've paid off the guards. Then you
make him look like the nerdiest slob
237
00:18:15,809 --> 00:18:19,263
in the entire universe: this is
what you leave in his quarters -
238
00:18:20,268 --> 00:18:24,266
a half-eaten onion sandwich.
That's always a passion-killer.
239
00:18:25,268 --> 00:18:27,260
Is it? I like those.
240
00:18:29,259 --> 00:18:32,339
Then there's this:
"Morris Dancer Monthly".
241
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,260
What a total dweebo, nerdmeister
he'll look with those!
242
00:18:38,264 --> 00:18:39,258
They're mine!
243
00:18:43,259 --> 00:18:47,258
And then there's these: tragically
unfashionable underpants.
244
00:18:48,262 --> 00:18:49,263
They're mine!
245
00:18:51,265 --> 00:18:55,262
And finally: Christian rock music. It
that doesn't scare her off, nothing will.
246
00:18:57,258 --> 00:18:58,257
Have you been going through my things?
247
00:19:00,858 --> 00:19:02,058
And not forgetting...
248
00:19:03,756 --> 00:19:04,856
A pair of scissors?
249
00:19:05,263 --> 00:19:06,263
This is the piece de resistence...
250
00:19:27,256 --> 00:19:29,255
"Frank Acissi and the
Apostles" - "Hyms in Rock" -
251
00:19:42,253 --> 00:19:43,260
Some digestive biscuit...
252
00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:26,257
The love assassin...
253
00:20:41,251 --> 00:20:44,256
What Mister Lister doesn't know, of
course, is he's been set up by Krytie TV!
254
00:20:48,254 --> 00:20:49,256
Shh! Here he comes now!
255
00:20:52,256 --> 00:20:53,251
Mister Lister!
256
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:54,953
Kryten, is that you?
257
00:20:55,252 --> 00:20:57,250
You trashed that room
because you believed
258
00:20:57,251 --> 00:20:59,248
Miss Kochanski was
dating Tim, didn't you?
259
00:20:59,283 --> 00:21:00,258
What, you mean she isn't?
260
00:21:01,253 --> 00:21:02,256
Look who's quarters you really trashed...
261
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:12,248
You said the girls had
restored you back to normal!
262
00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:15,250
Whoops! You've been Krytered!
263
00:21:17,248 --> 00:21:18,249
I've wrecked Ackerman's quarters!
264
00:21:19,253 --> 00:21:20,250
THE APPEAL!
265
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:25,495
But the surprises haven't
finished yet, here on Krytie TV,
266
00:21:25,496 --> 00:21:29,259
because Mister Ackerman and his red
hot date are due back any second.
267
00:21:29,260 --> 00:21:32,324
Sir, it's a race against time!
Start cleaning that room!
268
00:21:38,323 --> 00:21:42,322
Sorry to keep droning on about
this, but what about THE APPEAL!
269
00:21:43,326 --> 00:21:44,326
Smeg!
270
00:21:53,326 --> 00:21:54,331
Oh smeg..!
271
00:22:42,596 --> 00:22:43,597
Thanks for watching,
folks; see you next time!
272
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:45,595
There he is!
273
00:22:46,595 --> 00:22:47,566
Kryten, come here a minute...
274
00:22:47,601 --> 00:22:48,598
I was just trying to boost the ratings, sir!
275
00:22:50,595 --> 00:22:51,594
Get him, and bring him back to the Tank!
276
00:22:52,299 --> 00:22:53,299
It was nothing personal!
277
00:23:02,141 --> 00:23:03,141
The appeal.
278
00:23:05,343 --> 00:23:10,342
Oooohhhhh... YES!
279
00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:14,344
"Dear Mister Lister, your
appeal has been successful"!
280
00:23:15,345 --> 00:23:18,760
"From this day forth all inmates with
no record of violence or depression
281
00:23:18,761 --> 00:23:21,345
will be allowed... to have
strings on their guitars"...
282
00:23:30,347 --> 00:23:32,347
This appeal was all about guitar strings?
283
00:23:33,344 --> 00:23:34,339
You didn't think it was about
getting out of here, did you?
284
00:23:36,740 --> 00:23:38,515
You mean to say I've
been busting my balls
285
00:23:38,516 --> 00:23:41,347
so you can have strings on
your lousy, stinking guitar?
286
00:23:42,342 --> 00:23:46,100
You've been a brick, man.
And as a personal 'thank you',
287
00:23:46,601 --> 00:23:48,341
I thought I'd write you a song...
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