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I don't eat meat. Remember?
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So just eat the skin.
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- Still meat!
- Still annoying.
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Kim's got a point.
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You might want to go easy, Sheldon.
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You're looking a little winged-out.
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Around the middle.
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Look, I'll have you know
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my waist size is still the same
as it was in high school.
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I just wear them a little lower now.
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Oh. That's Ryan.
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He should be here any minute with Beth.
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I think it's getting serious.
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Oh. She must be a freak.
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Oh, come on, Sheldon. She really likes him.
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Exactly. Have you met Ryan?
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Good point.
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This is the closest he's been to having
an actual girlfriend since Alison.
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I haven't seen him this happy in years.
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It's a little creepy.
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He looks like the clown-head
you talk into at the drive-thru.
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Hey, guys. Sorry we're late.
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We got in a brutal car accident!
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- That's awful!
- Are you okay?
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Ah, smidge of whiplash,
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but I was with Beth,
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so it was still kind of romantic.
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He has the cutest scream.
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"Ahh!"
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Hi, I'm Beth.
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Hey. Danny.
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It's so nice to finally meet you.
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And you must be Sheldon.
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And you're not a woofer.
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Nice job.
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And you're...?
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Kim. Danny's girlfriend.
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You never told me Danny had a girlfriend.
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Really? Huh!
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Must've slipped my mind.
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I love your purse.
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Oh, great.
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The salesgirl told me it was...
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"One of a kind!"
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Oh!
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So Beth, have some delicious chicken wings.
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Oh, thank you, but no. I'm a vegetarian.
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You're kidding! So am I.
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Vegetarian, huh?
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Uh-oh. Brace yourself.
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You know, good for you.
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I find that kind of commitment inspiring.
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It is?
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Waitress, bring us something with no wings,
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no hooves, and no mother.
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Thank you, Sheldon.
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That's so kind of you.
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See, now, that's the kind of chick
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you should be going out with,
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am I right?
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I'm sorry, are you talking to me?
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I can't move my neck.
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Package Deal - 02x09
Everybody Loves Beth
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sync and correction by solfieri
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Mojito, please.
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What are you, pledging a sorority?
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Two single-malts, neat.
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Oh, I hate jury selection.
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These people may be doing their civic duty,
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but they are not lookers.
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So where were we?
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Not sure.
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You weren't really talking to me.
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That's right.
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I just want to thank you
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for the opportunity to assist you in court.
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Are you kissing my ass?
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No! No, that would be insulting
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to an esteemed lawyer such as...
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Yeah. I am kissing your ass.
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What's your name?
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Y... never mind.
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I'm gonna call you "Sally."
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Stay close, Sally,
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and there's a big tip in your future.
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So, tell me about yourself, Danny.
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Uh...
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W-what would you like to know?
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I don't know. Anything.
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Well...
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Uh, I'm an aquarius.
My middle initial is "B."
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It stands for "Bea." B-E-A?
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It was my grandmother's name.
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She kept Bees. B-E-E... "Ees."
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Maybe "anything" was too broad.
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Well, I have two older brothers,
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whom you've met.
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Oh, yeah. I liked the tall one.
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The nerdy one could use a Xanax.
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He's built up a resistance to it.
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Anyway, they pretty much raised me
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after my parents died.
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Wow. You're more of an actual
person than I thought...
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Danny Bea White.
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Sally? Another round!
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Screw it.
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Bring the bottle!
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This is amazing.
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I didn't know you went to burning man!
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Oh, I've been a "burner" since '09.
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I went there in '09!
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I started this awesome hug-chain.
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Oh, I got caught in a grope chain.
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Same chain. It took a dark turn.
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I can't believe how much we have in common.
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I'm so glad to finally have an ally.
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What do you mean?
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Danny's brothers always give me
such a hard time.
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Mostly Sheldon.
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But if we stick together, we can survive.
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Hey, sister. You, uh, ready to yoga it up?
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Let's do it!
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You're going to yoga with Sheldon?
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Oh, yeah. Beth's helping me lose
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the old paunch-a-rino.
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I'm starting to look like pancho Reno,
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a fat guy I went to high school with.
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You look great the way you are.
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Aw! You're the best!
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Yoga?
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With... Beth?
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She's a little slow. Yes.
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Beth and I are gonna do yoga.
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To-geth-er.
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But you hate it.
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You always make fun of me for doing it.
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Well, that's 'cause your yoga's stupid.
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With your fancy mat
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and your bpa-free, recycled water-bottle.
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I mean, come on, get over yourself.
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Oh. Those are mine.
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Oh, these are? Awesome.
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Let me get these for you.
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Hurry up, guys! I'm double-parked.
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What? You're all going to yoga?
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Well, we were gonna make it a group thing,
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but Danny had to work.
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She took you for dinner?
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Oh, it was no big deal.
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Just a $100 steak,
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washed down by a $1,200 bottle of wine.
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We were gonna go with a pricier vintage,
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but we didn't want to be ostentatious.
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This can't be happening. Jillian hates you.
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Oh, not after a few drinks, she doesn't.
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After the third, she becomes nice.
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By the fifth, she thinks I'm funny.
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And after the seventh, well,
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I don't remember much after that.
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That was one night. I'm still her favorite.
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She told me.
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Oh, Fitzgerald...
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It's cute you believe that.
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Danny, have you finished
the Broido deposition yet?
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Oh, almost done.
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Sorry, got to bed at 4:00.
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And your point is?
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You're right. No. No excuses.
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I'll have that on your...
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You know what? Why don't you
just give it to me tonight?
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I've had my assistant make us
a reso at Atelier for 8:00.
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Wouldn't miss it.
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Great. The limo'll pick us up at 7:00.
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Atelier?
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That place is booked
eight months in advance.
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And we're going in a limo.
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Yes! I heard that part!
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Lim-o!
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Oh...
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Ow!
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Oh, I am so hungover,
it hurts when I say "ow."
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I don't know why you're
doing this to yourself.
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I have to.
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Jillian has finally noticed me.
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Plus, you should have seen the look
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on Fitzgerald's face
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when we climbed into that limo.
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Look, we all want
to stick it to Fitzgerald,
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but did you have to get so wasted?
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I tried pouring the scotch in a plant,
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but she busted me.
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I told her I was so drunk,
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I thought the plant asked.
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I could give you a scalp massage.
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She's really good.
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No! No. That's okay, I got it.
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Ow!
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It's like you're driving peppercorns
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into a slab of meat.
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You know, I think your boss
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has a drinking problem, Danny.
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That is crazy.
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It's Jillian Sharpe!
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She can put away three or four doubles
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and still remember what
she named the waitress.
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Wait. Why is she naming the waitress?
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It's Jillian Sharpe!
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She tells you what your name is.
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She decided I'm a Gary.
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Sheldon, can you please stop pacing?
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You're making me dizzy.
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Come on. I'm trying to get
my 10,000 steps in.
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Beth bought me a fitness tracker.
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I got you one of those for Christmas,
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and you returned it!
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I don't remember that.
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You made her go through
the garbage for the receipt.
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Nothing.
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Maybe we should go outside
and put that thing to use.
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Now, that sounds like a good idea.
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How about we do some bowling?
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I was thinking the farmer's market?
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Even better!
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Really?
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You said that you hate the farmer's market.
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You buy your groceries at the gas station!
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Now, now, Kim.
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I'm sure the farmer's market
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will have a fine selection
of Slim Jims and magazines.
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And we could walk there,
get some more steps in.
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Fine. Just give me a second.
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Can we please take a cab?
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Ryan doesn't take cabs, remember?
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Actually, I'm good with cabs now, guys.
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But right after,
I'm gonna have to take a shower.
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You're so neurotic.
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Guys?
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Oh, seriously?
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Thank you.
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For what? Forgot my sunglasses.
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There you go, buddy. Huh?
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He's too hungover to drive.
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Again?
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I'm fine.
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I didn't drink that much last night.
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Not according to the bar receipt
I found in your pocket.
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Also...
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Well, I didn't want to bring this up,
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but you sexted me.
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Photos?
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Oh, there were photos.
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Frankly, Danny?
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I think you need to see a dermatologist.
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Here. Drink this.
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It's cleansing tea.
It'll help flush your system.
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Ugh! Smells like hay.
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Good nose! Yeah. There's
quite a bit of hay in there.
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How about next time you just tell your boss
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you're not up to it?
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I can't. That'd be like admitting
she's a bigger man than I am.
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Pretty sure she is.
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Oh, I gotta go.
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Sheldon, Beth, and I are taking
salsa classes together.
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Hey! Do you need a fourth?
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Well, yeah, we do,
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but, obviously, Danny's too hungover.
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We'll just grab somebody on the street.
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Beth seems great.
269
00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:27,065
Yeah, no, she's... she's great.
270
00:09:27,058 --> 00:09:28,693
Really, really great.
271
00:09:28,691 --> 00:09:30,991
Yep. Great, great, great.
272
00:09:30,962 --> 00:09:33,297
Good. So that's settled, then.
273
00:09:34,514 --> 00:09:37,083
Look, I don't understand
why Sheldon likes Beth and not me.
274
00:09:37,042 --> 00:09:38,276
I mean, we're so much alike.
275
00:09:38,291 --> 00:09:39,825
You are?
276
00:09:39,826 --> 00:09:41,960
We're both vegetarians, into yoga,
277
00:09:41,937 --> 00:09:44,640
own stylish-yet-affordable hemp purses.
278
00:09:44,594 --> 00:09:45,894
Huh. Good point.
279
00:09:45,906 --> 00:09:47,840
Don't worry, I'm sure
he'll hate her soon enough.
280
00:09:47,825 --> 00:09:49,259
As much as me?
281
00:09:49,266 --> 00:09:51,400
Maybe even more.
282
00:09:51,378 --> 00:09:53,045
You're just saying that.
283
00:09:53,042 --> 00:09:54,576
Oh, Nikki.
284
00:09:54,577 --> 00:09:56,278
You're always drunk. I need your help.
285
00:09:56,273 --> 00:09:57,940
That is so offensive!
286
00:09:57,936 --> 00:10:02,307
Do I really seem like the kind
of person who helps people?
287
00:10:02,193 --> 00:10:03,960
It's these hangovers. They're killing me.
288
00:10:03,953 --> 00:10:05,186
How do you do it?
289
00:10:05,201 --> 00:10:06,768
First off, are you drinking water?
290
00:10:06,769 --> 00:10:09,104
- Lots!
- Don't. Water is vomit fuel.
291
00:10:09,072 --> 00:10:10,640
What are you drinking for breakfast?
292
00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:11,941
Coffee.
293
00:10:11,952 --> 00:10:13,485
You're gonna want to splash
a little liquor in that.
294
00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,089
The best way to avoid a hangover?
295
00:10:15,088 --> 00:10:16,354
Keep drinking.
296
00:10:16,367 --> 00:10:19,103
And remember, they can't smell vodka.
297
00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,080
Hey!
298
00:10:26,095 --> 00:10:27,095
I thought you could use a coffee.
299
00:10:27,119 --> 00:10:29,287
Oh, thanks.
300
00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:31,164
This is just coffee, right?
301
00:10:31,151 --> 00:10:32,819
No, I put bourbon in it.
302
00:10:36,206 --> 00:10:37,440
So what are you doing?
303
00:10:37,455 --> 00:10:39,723
Work. It's been kind of hectic lately.
304
00:10:39,694 --> 00:10:42,463
About that, I think we should talk about...
305
00:10:42,414 --> 00:10:43,948
You know, I wanted to talk to you as well.
306
00:10:43,950 --> 00:10:47,218
How would you like to take
second chair on the Davies case?
307
00:10:47,150 --> 00:10:48,651
Senator Davies?
308
00:10:48,653 --> 00:10:50,888
"Sexual harassment-gate"?
309
00:10:50,861 --> 00:10:53,297
No, it's just sexual harassment.
310
00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:56,029
Dammit! I've always wanted
to work on a "-gate."
311
00:10:55,981 --> 00:10:58,550
Anyway, yes. I would be honored.
312
00:10:58,509 --> 00:11:00,810
Great, we can talk about it
on the way to Vegas.
313
00:11:00,781 --> 00:11:02,615
What? Why Vegas?
314
00:11:02,605 --> 00:11:05,573
Why not Vegas? The Bellagio's comping me.
315
00:11:05,453 --> 00:11:07,321
Wow. Or...
316
00:11:07,372 --> 00:11:08,906
Or we could...
317
00:11:08,909 --> 00:11:10,510
Skip Vegas and go grab a bite
318
00:11:10,508 --> 00:11:14,211
at this little French place I know
that just lost their liquor license.
319
00:11:14,125 --> 00:11:16,193
Ahh, you need a quiet night.
320
00:11:16,172 --> 00:11:18,039
I get it.
321
00:11:18,028 --> 00:11:19,195
I'll just take Fitzgerald.
322
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,845
You know, he's been
sucking up to me lately.
323
00:11:20,843 --> 00:11:23,278
He bought me a bottle of
scotch for no reason.
324
00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:24,680
No! No, take me.
325
00:11:24,748 --> 00:11:26,382
I can sleep when I'm dead.
326
00:11:26,379 --> 00:11:28,247
Which'll probably be sooner than later.
327
00:11:28,235 --> 00:11:30,703
Great! Wheels up in 30.
328
00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:33,168
I'll even let you ride
in the cockpit while I fly.
329
00:11:33,131 --> 00:11:34,831
You're a pilot?
330
00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:37,195
Just sort of.
331
00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:39,164
Is that bottle of scotch in your office?
332
00:11:39,147 --> 00:11:41,181
Oh! Great idea. We'll
bring it on the plane.
333
00:11:41,163 --> 00:11:43,363
I know a great drinking game.
334
00:11:47,850 --> 00:11:50,451
Who cares if Sheldon
loves Beth and hates you?
335
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:53,378
Lots of people love things and hate you.
336
00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:55,122
Yeah, I just...
I really want to dislike Beth,
337
00:11:55,113 --> 00:11:56,580
but then I realize we're so similar,
338
00:11:56,586 --> 00:11:57,920
except she's way more annoying.
339
00:11:57,929 --> 00:12:00,764
No, you're just as annoying.
340
00:12:01,802 --> 00:12:02,768
What are you staring at?
341
00:12:02,793 --> 00:12:04,093
Just enjoying the show.
342
00:12:04,105 --> 00:12:05,138
Look at these two!
343
00:12:05,161 --> 00:12:07,829
I love a man who can fit
a woman's jaw in his mouth.
344
00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:11,963
It's Beth! Get down!
345
00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,868
And that's not Ryan.
346
00:12:13,864 --> 00:12:15,198
Could be her brother?
347
00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:19,145
What kind of weird family
did you grow up in?
348
00:12:19,047 --> 00:12:22,249
You're right! She's cheating.
349
00:12:22,183 --> 00:12:23,316
That's just evil.
350
00:12:23,335 --> 00:12:24,803
I'm gonna get a picture.
351
00:12:24,807 --> 00:12:26,475
Try to get an upskirt.
352
00:12:38,054 --> 00:12:39,221
Last night,
353
00:12:39,238 --> 00:12:40,538
Beth drops her fork on the ground,
354
00:12:40,550 --> 00:12:42,418
picks it up, and is
about to feed me with it,
355
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:45,513
when I slapped it out of her hand.
356
00:12:45,385 --> 00:12:47,052
She was totally understanding.
357
00:12:47,174 --> 00:12:48,408
I'm telling you,
358
00:12:48,422 --> 00:12:50,857
I really feel like I can
be myself around her.
359
00:12:51,478 --> 00:12:52,794
That's beautiful.
360
00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:57,108
Kind of like the chick-version
of the first time you fart in bed.
361
00:12:56,997 --> 00:12:58,364
I really like this girl, Sheldon.
362
00:12:58,373 --> 00:13:00,640
I want to get her something
to show how I feel.
363
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,282
Well, I can get you a great deal
on some steak knives.
364
00:13:03,238 --> 00:13:05,438
I, uh, know a guy.
365
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:06,950
I'm thinking maybe jewelry.
366
00:13:08,132 --> 00:13:10,033
Aw, 352?
367
00:13:10,021 --> 00:13:13,457
That's, like, a million away from 10,000.
368
00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:16,916
And we this is why we don't
let you do your own taxes.
369
00:13:16,836 --> 00:13:18,970
Danny!
370
00:13:18,948 --> 00:13:20,949
Oh... hey, Ryan.
371
00:13:22,564 --> 00:13:23,696
Where's Danny?
372
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:25,349
In Vegas, with his boss.
373
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,781
What? That's his idea of "talking" to her?
374
00:13:27,748 --> 00:13:29,215
When's he back?
375
00:13:29,219 --> 00:13:30,653
I don't know. Didn't you get his text?
376
00:13:30,659 --> 00:13:32,159
I think he accidentally sent that to me.
377
00:13:32,163 --> 00:13:35,398
Danny's been sending me
a lot of texts meant for Kim lately.
378
00:13:36,675 --> 00:13:38,609
Um... ahem, Ryan.
379
00:13:38,595 --> 00:13:39,627
I'm glad you're here.
380
00:13:39,650 --> 00:13:40,683
So what do you think...
381
00:13:40,707 --> 00:13:42,841
Diamonds or pearls?
382
00:13:42,819 --> 00:13:43,819
For Beth?
383
00:13:43,842 --> 00:13:45,409
No, for you, Kim.
384
00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:47,879
Hashtag... "You're that special."
385
00:13:47,842 --> 00:13:49,543
Of course, for Beth.
386
00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:52,340
You know, I never thought I'd be able
feel this way again after Alison.
387
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,390
So what do you think?
388
00:13:53,410 --> 00:13:55,110
I think you should keep the receipt.
389
00:13:55,105 --> 00:13:56,472
Right!
390
00:13:56,481 --> 00:13:57,949
In case she doesn't like it.
391
00:13:57,954 --> 00:13:59,387
You know what? Maybe
I'll just get her both.
392
00:13:59,393 --> 00:14:01,160
Thanks, guys. See you later.
393
00:14:03,618 --> 00:14:04,851
This is awful!
394
00:14:04,864 --> 00:14:06,765
Oh, come on, relax, Kim.
395
00:14:06,753 --> 00:14:08,087
So your boyfriend's in Vegas,
396
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,830
getting drunk with his hot boss.
397
00:14:09,824 --> 00:14:12,526
What's the worst that could happen?
398
00:14:12,481 --> 00:14:14,582
I'm not worried about that.
399
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:16,428
Well, I wasn't until now!
400
00:14:17,568 --> 00:14:19,369
Beth is cheating on Ryan.
401
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:21,161
Now you're just making stuff up, okay?
402
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:24,888
Like the time you told me
pesticides were bad for my brain.
403
00:14:24,799 --> 00:14:25,933
Or the time you told me
404
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:29,120
pesticides were bad for my brain.
405
00:14:29,055 --> 00:14:30,789
Oh, really?
406
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,584
Does this look made-up to you?
407
00:14:32,575 --> 00:14:35,844
Holy face-sucking bar-monkeys!
408
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:38,676
That's Beth making out with another guy!
409
00:14:38,622 --> 00:14:40,523
Do you think I should tell Ryan?
410
00:14:40,511 --> 00:14:42,312
Are you kidding me? No way!
411
00:14:42,302 --> 00:14:43,569
First Alison, now Beth?
412
00:14:43,582 --> 00:14:45,049
Ryan would never trust another woman
413
00:14:45,054 --> 00:14:46,154
as long as he lived.
414
00:14:46,174 --> 00:14:48,108
We gotta find a way to drive her off.
415
00:14:48,094 --> 00:14:51,196
"We"? Sheldon! I like that.
416
00:14:51,134 --> 00:14:53,802
Do you realize that this is the first time
417
00:14:53,758 --> 00:14:55,458
we've been on the same team?
418
00:14:55,454 --> 00:14:57,789
Ew. Way to make it weird, Kim.
419
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,781
Hey! Looking good.
420
00:15:06,736 --> 00:15:08,979
You know, I think you actually lost
a little bit of weight already.
421
00:15:08,889 --> 00:15:11,881
Alright, why don't you just
drop the act, huh, sister?
422
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:15,093
Actually, I have lost a few pounds.
423
00:15:15,023 --> 00:15:16,023
Hey!
424
00:15:15,984 --> 00:15:17,161
We know your secret, Beth.
425
00:15:17,136 --> 00:15:18,169
What are you talking about?
426
00:15:18,191 --> 00:15:19,258
This!
427
00:15:19,279 --> 00:15:21,646
Cute dog!
428
00:15:21,615 --> 00:15:22,615
Wrong picture.
429
00:15:22,639 --> 00:15:24,440
Oh. Ah-hah!
430
00:15:24,430 --> 00:15:25,364
Still a dog.
431
00:15:25,390 --> 00:15:26,490
Damn this phone!
432
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:27,844
Okay, look.
433
00:15:27,855 --> 00:15:29,856
We know you've been cheating on Ryan.
434
00:15:29,839 --> 00:15:32,340
And I have a photo, somewhere on my phone,
435
00:15:32,302 --> 00:15:34,337
that proves it.
436
00:15:34,319 --> 00:15:35,485
I'm not cheating on Ryan.
437
00:15:36,675 --> 00:15:39,322
I'm cheating on my husband with Ryan.
438
00:15:39,278 --> 00:15:40,212
You're married?
439
00:15:40,238 --> 00:15:42,106
Ooh, that's a good twist!
440
00:15:42,094 --> 00:15:43,694
We were going through a rough patch,
441
00:15:43,694 --> 00:15:45,327
and that's when I met your brother.
442
00:15:45,325 --> 00:15:47,727
Look, I don't care about your excuses!
443
00:15:47,694 --> 00:15:49,995
I just need to know
how much it's gonna cost
444
00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:52,333
for you to keep seeing Ryan
445
00:15:52,301 --> 00:15:54,703
and never let him know?
446
00:15:54,669 --> 00:15:56,070
Excuse us for a moment.
447
00:15:56,814 --> 00:15:59,581
You wanna pay her to go out
with him? Are you an idiot?
448
00:15:59,533 --> 00:16:02,334
Says the woman who can't work a phone.
449
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:06,481
Listen, you've never nursed
Ryan through a broken heart.
450
00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:08,580
I can still hear him crying in my sleep.
451
00:16:08,556 --> 00:16:11,858
And no amount of alcohol can make it stop!
452
00:16:13,335 --> 00:16:15,391
You know the longer this goes on,
453
00:16:15,372 --> 00:16:16,372
the more hurt he'll be.
454
00:16:16,396 --> 00:16:18,697
So? I keep it up until he's dead.
455
00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:22,162
You're not looking
at the big picture here, Kim.
456
00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:23,720
Well, why don't we just kill him now?
457
00:16:23,653 --> 00:16:26,555
I'm not letting that floozy get his estate!
458
00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:28,824
Um, excuse me, guys. I have a thought.
459
00:16:28,810 --> 00:16:30,444
What?
460
00:16:30,442 --> 00:16:32,343
I could just tell him a little white lie,
461
00:16:32,331 --> 00:16:33,431
you know, let him down easy.
462
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:34,684
That works.
463
00:16:34,698 --> 00:16:35,698
Done.
464
00:16:35,722 --> 00:16:38,024
I'd have held out for the money.
465
00:16:37,995 --> 00:16:39,295
Found it!
466
00:16:39,515 --> 00:16:40,849
That's your thumb.
467
00:16:44,362 --> 00:16:46,363
You were supposed to talk to Jillian,
468
00:16:46,346 --> 00:16:47,413
not go to Vegas with her.
469
00:16:47,433 --> 00:16:49,067
What was I supposed to do?
470
00:16:49,065 --> 00:16:51,867
She offered me second chair on Davies-Gate.
471
00:16:52,874 --> 00:16:54,707
I hope you had fun with your girlfriend.
472
00:16:54,697 --> 00:16:56,264
Kim, it's not like that.
473
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:57,765
Okay? You have nothing to worry about.
474
00:16:57,768 --> 00:17:00,470
I would be way too scared
to do it with Jillian.
475
00:17:01,134 --> 00:17:03,236
Plus, I love you.
476
00:17:05,864 --> 00:17:07,498
Isn't it enough I feel guilty?
477
00:17:07,496 --> 00:17:09,965
No. Smoothie's still lumpy.
478
00:17:11,304 --> 00:17:13,071
But I bought you a replica
479
00:17:13,064 --> 00:17:15,032
of the replica of the Eiffel Tower.
480
00:17:18,143 --> 00:17:20,553
Oh. Hi, buddy. You okay?
481
00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,086
Please say yes.
482
00:17:22,087 --> 00:17:23,655
Beth broke up with me.
483
00:17:23,655 --> 00:17:24,689
Oh, no!
484
00:17:24,712 --> 00:17:26,912
Oh, I did not see that coming.
485
00:17:26,887 --> 00:17:29,756
Well, I hope she told you something
that makes everything okay.
486
00:17:29,702 --> 00:17:32,470
Turns out Beth works for a very
secret branch of the Government
487
00:17:32,422 --> 00:17:33,623
and had to go far, far away.
488
00:17:33,638 --> 00:17:36,340
Obviously, she couldn't
tell me any details.
489
00:17:36,294 --> 00:17:38,529
I don't have level-six clearance.
490
00:17:38,502 --> 00:17:40,370
That sounds like a movie.
491
00:17:40,358 --> 00:17:41,992
Ow!
492
00:17:41,990 --> 00:17:43,924
No, it doesn't!
493
00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:46,044
Deep cover. I get it.
494
00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:47,188
You know, I swear,
495
00:17:47,205 --> 00:17:49,172
I overheard her talking
Prussian the other day.
496
00:17:49,157 --> 00:17:50,991
Pretty sure that's not a language.
497
00:17:50,981 --> 00:17:52,315
How do you know?
498
00:17:52,325 --> 00:17:54,393
Are you a spy?
499
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:56,575
Look, I know it seems far-fetched, guys,
500
00:17:56,549 --> 00:17:57,983
but, well, I trust her.
501
00:17:57,988 --> 00:17:59,456
She's always been honest with me.
502
00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:00,560
You know, I think you're better off.
503
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,147
I didn't want to say anything,
504
00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:04,149
but she kind of reminded me of Kim.
505
00:18:04,132 --> 00:18:05,966
Finally! Thank you.
506
00:18:05,956 --> 00:18:08,625
Uh, that wasn't a compliment.
507
00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:09,847
Oh! There we go. Lookit that.
508
00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:11,027
10,000 steps!
509
00:18:11,044 --> 00:18:12,878
I knew I could do it.
510
00:18:12,868 --> 00:18:13,934
Congratulations.
511
00:18:13,955 --> 00:18:17,258
Shh!
512
00:18:17,188 --> 00:18:18,455
Alright. So now what do I do?
513
00:18:18,468 --> 00:18:20,602
Uh... you do it again tomorrow.
514
00:18:20,579 --> 00:18:23,013
Wait a minute.
I-I got to do this every day?
515
00:18:23,619 --> 00:18:25,988
Aw, this is the stupidest present ever.
516
00:18:25,955 --> 00:18:28,223
I can't believe you got me
one of these for Christmas, Kim.
517
00:18:28,195 --> 00:18:29,928
Oh, here. Let me help you with that.
518
00:18:31,746 --> 00:18:34,814
Ow!
519
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:39,266
It's ready.
520
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,404
Oh, Jillian, hi.
521
00:18:42,402 --> 00:18:43,736
I was hoping to talk to you.
522
00:18:43,746 --> 00:18:45,779
Look, if this is about
the damage to the hotel room,
523
00:18:45,761 --> 00:18:48,263
I've already sent a check to the Bellagio.
524
00:18:48,226 --> 00:18:50,260
No, no. It's not that.
525
00:18:50,242 --> 00:18:53,077
Have you noticed we've been
spending a lot of time together?
526
00:18:53,026 --> 00:18:54,359
In bars?
527
00:18:54,368 --> 00:18:57,270
Danny, I think I know
where you're going with this,
528
00:18:57,217 --> 00:18:58,685
and I'm glad you brought it up.
529
00:18:58,689 --> 00:19:01,124
You are? Oh! I am so relieved.
530
00:19:01,088 --> 00:19:03,456
And I want you to know
that there is no shame
531
00:19:03,424 --> 00:19:05,425
in admitting that you have
a drinking problem.
532
00:19:05,407 --> 00:19:08,476
That's what I was gonna say.
533
00:19:08,416 --> 00:19:09,550
Wait. What?
534
00:19:09,569 --> 00:19:11,202
And don't worry...
535
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,868
I won't say anything to the other partners.
536
00:19:12,864 --> 00:19:15,265
But you need to get help.
537
00:19:15,232 --> 00:19:17,065
Y-yes, but...
538
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:18,790
Obviously, I don't want to be an enabler,
539
00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:20,818
so I'm afraid we can't
go drinking together anymore.
540
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:21,867
We can't?
541
00:19:21,887 --> 00:19:25,089
No, I mean... obviously, we can't.
542
00:19:25,023 --> 00:19:26,357
Can you accept that?
543
00:19:26,368 --> 00:19:27,668
With God's help,
544
00:19:27,679 --> 00:19:29,813
I'll conquer this terrible affliction.
545
00:19:29,790 --> 00:19:31,492
That's the spirit.
546
00:19:31,487 --> 00:19:34,121
By the way, I don't want to put
too much pressure on you
547
00:19:34,078 --> 00:19:35,312
until you get clean,
548
00:19:35,326 --> 00:19:38,195
so I've given
the Davies case to Fitzgerald.
549
00:19:39,834 --> 00:19:43,103
Yes! Davies-Gate!
550
00:19:46,876 --> 00:19:50,545
So, I guess you can add "dating a spy"
to your list of strange relationships.
551
00:19:50,396 --> 00:19:51,862
I guess so.
552
00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:56,070
Yeah, boy meets girl, girl turns
out to be international spy.
553
00:19:55,963 --> 00:19:59,332
Yep. Oldest story in the book.
554
00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:00,827
You know, I once dated a spy.
555
00:20:00,827 --> 00:20:02,160
Really?
556
00:20:02,171 --> 00:20:04,706
Well, it wasn't really dating,
but he was spying on me.
557
00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:07,468
I like to leave the curtains open.
558
00:20:07,419 --> 00:20:09,220
Well, I'm really going to miss her.
559
00:20:09,211 --> 00:20:10,244
You gotta let her go, buddy.
560
00:20:10,267 --> 00:20:12,435
For the good of mankind.
561
00:20:12,410 --> 00:20:14,912
And I know I'll sleep better
knowing that Beth's out there,
562
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:16,341
watching over us.
563
00:20:16,346 --> 00:20:17,913
Well, she's not out there...
564
00:20:17,913 --> 00:20:19,648
She's right here, at the bar.
565
00:20:22,009 --> 00:20:24,710
Wow! I can't believe this.
566
00:20:24,601 --> 00:20:27,002
I am so sorry you had to see that.
567
00:20:26,969 --> 00:20:28,303
Nah, it's okay.
568
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:31,382
I always wanted to watch
a real spy in deep cover.
569
00:20:31,321 --> 00:20:33,722
Man, would you look
at the way she's kissing him?
570
00:20:33,689 --> 00:20:35,357
Wow! It's like she really means it.
571
00:20:35,353 --> 00:20:38,254
Yeah, she's really good.
572
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:41,068
Sheldon! She's working.
573
00:20:41,118 --> 00:20:45,668
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