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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,925 --> 00:00:08,174 Wait a minute. You're usually gone by now. 2 00:00:08,171 --> 00:00:12,191 I'm feeling a little sick today. I think I'm just a little under the weather. 3 00:00:13,389 --> 00:00:17,070 Yeah... If the weather is a wall of phlegm and S.A.R.S.! 4 00:00:18,612 --> 00:00:21,089 - That's horrible! - Nah, it's probably just a cold. 5 00:00:21,086 --> 00:00:24,133 No, I mean you're really gonna mess up my morning routine. 6 00:00:24,256 --> 00:00:26,197 What "routine"? 7 00:00:26,195 --> 00:00:27,813 Well, every morning after you leave, 8 00:00:27,812 --> 00:00:30,721 I come here, make myself a nice cappuccino, 9 00:00:30,717 --> 00:00:35,093 read the morning paper, and enjoy a freshly baked bear claw. 10 00:00:35,808 --> 00:00:37,231 Not anymore. 11 00:00:38,482 --> 00:00:41,444 - Why can't you just go to a Starbucks? - You kidding me? 12 00:00:41,441 --> 00:00:43,294 Not only do I save four bucks, 13 00:00:43,292 --> 00:00:46,077 but once the coffee kicks in, colon-wise, 14 00:00:46,073 --> 00:00:48,406 I've got a nice, clean bathroom to use. 15 00:00:48,594 --> 00:00:50,352 The master bathroom? 16 00:00:50,350 --> 00:00:52,887 Well, come on! I'm not gonna use the guest bathroom. 17 00:00:52,884 --> 00:00:54,516 That's for riff-raff. 18 00:00:54,514 --> 00:00:58,318 When I'm in your master bathroom, I feel just like a king. 19 00:01:03,452 --> 00:01:05,748 You know, maybe I should just work from home. 20 00:01:05,745 --> 00:01:09,029 Come on, Danny! You're just gonna hang around here all day? 21 00:01:09,025 --> 00:01:12,932 You know what they say... rest is the worst thing you can do for a cold. 22 00:01:13,182 --> 00:01:15,743 I thought you were booking that big Sweet-16 gig. 23 00:01:15,740 --> 00:01:17,531 Yeah... that fell through. 24 00:01:17,529 --> 00:01:21,719 I, uh, probably shouldn't have told the girl to call me in two years. 25 00:01:22,370 --> 00:01:25,472 Parents are very, very touchy nowadays. 26 00:01:25,468 --> 00:01:27,835 So you called "dibs." Big deal. 27 00:01:29,483 --> 00:01:33,735 You know, Danny, I haven't booked a gig in so long, sometimes, I think it's me. 28 00:01:33,729 --> 00:01:34,945 I mean, come on. 29 00:01:34,944 --> 00:01:39,205 It's not like I'm the only party planner who caused a house to burn down. 30 00:01:39,996 --> 00:01:41,885 You know, I have a great idea, Sheldon. 31 00:01:41,883 --> 00:01:44,820 Why don't you go to Kim's tea shop, huh? 32 00:01:44,816 --> 00:01:46,777 There's always moms with strollers hanging out. 33 00:01:46,775 --> 00:01:48,868 You might be able to score yourself some business. 34 00:01:48,866 --> 00:01:53,134 Yeah. And her bathrooms are always lemony-fresh. 35 00:01:54,013 --> 00:01:56,507 Oh, I have so much work to do. 36 00:01:56,504 --> 00:01:58,750 I have this major brief I have to write, Sheldon. 37 00:01:58,748 --> 00:02:00,815 I cannot afford to be sick! 38 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:02,845 Where are you going with my cappuccino maker? 39 00:02:02,843 --> 00:02:05,605 Somewhere that's within 10 feet of a toilet. 40 00:02:13,019 --> 00:02:15,460 Season 1, Episode 11 "It's My Party" 41 00:02:15,576 --> 00:02:18,576 Synced by err0001 & Reef www.MY-SUBS.com 42 00:02:18,687 --> 00:02:19,841 I'll be okay. 43 00:02:19,841 --> 00:02:22,114 Besides, you have a business to run. 44 00:02:22,111 --> 00:02:23,904 Yeah, but you look terrible. 45 00:02:23,902 --> 00:02:26,285 No, I'm fine. I'm really not that si... 46 00:02:30,487 --> 00:02:31,619 Hold on. 47 00:02:38,513 --> 00:02:40,723 Nikki, that stinks! What is it? 48 00:02:40,721 --> 00:02:42,368 Pepperoni stick. Want some? 49 00:02:42,366 --> 00:02:45,165 Ew! I told you, I don't want meat in my store. 50 00:02:45,228 --> 00:02:48,997 You know, it's that kind of harping that makes people tune you out. 51 00:02:50,222 --> 00:02:51,334 Danny...? 52 00:02:51,334 --> 00:02:53,288 No, I'm up! I'm good. Heh-heh. I'm good. 53 00:02:53,285 --> 00:02:55,142 Hey, are you sure I shouldn't come over? 54 00:02:55,140 --> 00:02:57,679 Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm sure. I'd rather be alone anyway. 55 00:02:57,676 --> 00:02:59,502 I have a brief I really have to work on. 56 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:01,196 Well, call me if you need anything. 57 00:03:01,195 --> 00:03:04,565 - Drink lots of fluids. - Okay. But I'll be... 58 00:03:04,777 --> 00:03:06,446 I'll be... 59 00:03:17,703 --> 00:03:19,937 Don't worry, Danny, the first responder's here! 60 00:03:21,825 --> 00:03:23,279 I'm fine. 61 00:03:23,278 --> 00:03:25,843 Yeah, of course you'd say that. You're insane with fever! 62 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:27,126 Just let me get prepped, buddy. 63 00:03:27,125 --> 00:03:29,528 You can never be too careful, I say. 64 00:03:29,862 --> 00:03:31,913 Do you remember the great flu epidemic of '02? 65 00:03:31,911 --> 00:03:33,824 Huh? Do you? You and Sheldon puking your brains out. 66 00:03:33,822 --> 00:03:36,552 - Me? Not even a sniffle. - It's just a little cold. 67 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,301 Yeah, well, that's what they all say, isn't it? 68 00:03:38,299 --> 00:03:41,116 Then it's a sinus infection, bronchitis, pneumonia, and, finally, 69 00:03:41,112 --> 00:03:44,133 a painful, wracking cough, that'll have you begging for death. Well... 70 00:03:44,129 --> 00:03:46,195 Not on my watch, Mister! 71 00:03:47,123 --> 00:03:49,525 Let's see how the patient's doing. 72 00:03:50,289 --> 00:03:53,690 Look, Ryan, this is all very nice of you, but I don't need to be taken care of... 73 00:03:53,686 --> 00:03:55,353 I won't hear of it, Danny! 74 00:03:55,362 --> 00:03:57,059 Who took care of you when you had your appendix out? 75 00:03:57,057 --> 00:04:00,152 Who was there for you when you fell off the roof and broke both your legs? 76 00:04:00,148 --> 00:04:02,380 Who nursed you back to health after that operation 77 00:04:02,378 --> 00:04:03,604 to fix the late-descending testicle, 78 00:04:03,603 --> 00:04:05,717 and kept Sheldon from cracking jokes about it? 79 00:04:08,091 --> 00:04:11,182 - You did, Ryan. - You're damn right I did! 80 00:04:11,937 --> 00:04:13,636 All right, buddy, I've got bad news and worse news. 81 00:04:13,635 --> 00:04:15,332 - What is it? - The bad news is, you're burning up. 82 00:04:15,330 --> 00:04:17,563 The worse news is, this is a rectal thermometer. 83 00:04:18,503 --> 00:04:20,104 Ryan! 84 00:04:20,220 --> 00:04:21,539 I'm totally joking. 85 00:04:22,229 --> 00:04:24,317 I always get you with that one, and you always fall for it, 86 00:04:24,314 --> 00:04:26,860 because you're too feverish to remember it the next time. 87 00:04:28,579 --> 00:04:31,243 Bedside humor aside, you're running a really high fever. 88 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:34,435 This is definitely the flu. It's time to break out the heavy artillery. 89 00:04:34,656 --> 00:04:37,853 All right, we have got you hooked up. Humidifier, huh? 90 00:04:37,848 --> 00:04:41,429 Fever-reducer, decongestant, expectorant, hot packs, cold packs, 91 00:04:41,425 --> 00:04:43,942 the makings of my world-famous chicken noodle soup. 92 00:04:43,939 --> 00:04:48,123 All your favorite movies... including Jaws 1, 2, 3, 5... 93 00:04:48,117 --> 00:04:50,154 Let's be honest, four was crap. 94 00:04:51,269 --> 00:04:53,493 Ryan, I don't want to be babied! 95 00:04:53,490 --> 00:04:55,893 Oh! Mr. Blanky! 96 00:04:55,890 --> 00:04:58,384 Assume the position, my friend. 97 00:04:58,573 --> 00:05:00,297 There you go, buddy. 98 00:05:00,462 --> 00:05:02,529 Did you bring ginger-ale? 99 00:05:04,214 --> 00:05:05,612 Right here. 100 00:05:07,672 --> 00:05:09,485 And a bendy straw? 101 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:11,275 Who do you think you're talking to? 102 00:05:17,884 --> 00:05:21,986 - Sheldon, what are you doing here? - I'm, uh, I'm looking for a plug. 103 00:05:22,047 --> 00:05:25,529 You know, you'd really piss Kim off if she knew you brought a coffee maker in here. 104 00:05:25,524 --> 00:05:27,191 Oh, I never thought of that. 105 00:05:27,524 --> 00:05:29,555 I'll leave her a note! 106 00:05:29,673 --> 00:05:32,275 Well, luckily, she's taking care of Danny. He's sick. 107 00:05:32,271 --> 00:05:35,619 Oh, yeah. I know, huh? I got out of there as soon as I found out. 108 00:05:35,615 --> 00:05:38,113 I hate sick people. They're so needy. 109 00:05:38,110 --> 00:05:39,986 - And vulnerable. - Oh, and helpless. 110 00:05:39,984 --> 00:05:41,304 It makes me sick. 111 00:05:41,303 --> 00:05:44,023 You know, I haven't even had my first cup of coffee yet today. 112 00:05:44,019 --> 00:05:47,688 - Feeling a little backed up? - Like there's mud behind my eyes. 113 00:05:48,816 --> 00:05:51,379 I need to drum up some business. 114 00:05:51,376 --> 00:05:53,680 See that hot baby-mama over there? 115 00:05:53,677 --> 00:05:57,308 I'm gonna see if I can get her to pony up for a couple of ponies... 116 00:05:57,303 --> 00:06:01,242 And maybe a pinata. They have a huge mark-up. 117 00:06:02,515 --> 00:06:04,052 Adorable. 118 00:06:04,050 --> 00:06:07,135 Listen, have you thought about your little Tyke's first birthday party? 119 00:06:07,131 --> 00:06:10,547 - Sheldon White, party planner. - He's only three months old. 120 00:06:10,543 --> 00:06:13,369 What? And you haven't thought about his first birthday party yet? 121 00:06:13,365 --> 00:06:15,541 Wow. I don't want to say you don't love your child, 122 00:06:15,539 --> 00:06:18,268 but that could scar him for life. 123 00:06:18,324 --> 00:06:22,258 - Sorry, but you seem kind of desperate. - Yeah? Well, your kid's ugly. 124 00:06:24,661 --> 00:06:28,027 Damn it, I knew it was me. I lost my sales mojo. 125 00:06:28,022 --> 00:06:29,107 How much for a cappuccino? 126 00:06:29,107 --> 00:06:30,890 - 6.50. - I'll take it! 127 00:06:31,745 --> 00:06:34,656 Huh, looks like I just put the "jo" back in my "mo." 128 00:06:34,653 --> 00:06:36,669 I once had a threesome with a Joe and a Moe. 129 00:06:36,666 --> 00:06:37,932 You ho. 130 00:06:43,676 --> 00:06:46,033 Would y-y-you stop that! 131 00:06:47,730 --> 00:06:48,998 Fine. 132 00:06:49,141 --> 00:06:51,725 Danny! I'm here! 133 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:54,680 Oh, Ryan. You're here, too? 134 00:06:55,513 --> 00:06:56,833 Kim. 135 00:06:57,380 --> 00:06:58,481 Hey, honey. 136 00:06:58,480 --> 00:06:59,627 You'd think you'd call your girlfriend 137 00:06:59,626 --> 00:07:01,547 to come take care of you instead of your brother. 138 00:07:01,545 --> 00:07:04,378 Yeah, I wonder what we can learn from that. 139 00:07:06,023 --> 00:07:08,386 - I didn't call him. - He didn't have to. 140 00:07:08,383 --> 00:07:09,988 I have a sixth sense about these things. 141 00:07:09,987 --> 00:07:12,741 - Sheldon called you! - I was already on my way here. 142 00:07:12,737 --> 00:07:14,764 You're always on your way here. 143 00:07:16,931 --> 00:07:18,836 Come on, Danny. Let's get you up to bed. 144 00:07:18,834 --> 00:07:19,868 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 145 00:07:19,868 --> 00:07:22,636 He can't start servicing you right now, Kim. He's weak! 146 00:07:25,493 --> 00:07:29,337 Guys, would you please... I just need a little peace and quiet. 147 00:07:29,332 --> 00:07:30,749 You're right, Danny. 148 00:07:31,192 --> 00:07:33,089 Do you think maybe it would be best if... 149 00:07:33,087 --> 00:07:34,290 I don't know... 150 00:07:34,289 --> 00:07:36,310 One of us left? 151 00:07:37,805 --> 00:07:41,625 Yeah, there's no need for both of us to stay. 152 00:07:42,314 --> 00:07:46,684 All right. So, who's it gonna be, Danny? I mean, really, who loves you more? 153 00:07:49,396 --> 00:07:51,759 Maybe you could both stay? 154 00:07:52,004 --> 00:07:55,206 Sure. I mean, there's no need to get territorial. 155 00:07:55,201 --> 00:07:58,235 You're right. Of course. Getting Danny better is really the goal. 156 00:08:00,030 --> 00:08:02,064 - Mine's recycled! - Mine's got lotion! 157 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:05,240 Yeah! I win! 158 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:11,839 Mornin'! 159 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:13,946 You look like crap. You sick? 160 00:08:14,065 --> 00:08:15,412 I'm a little out of it. 161 00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:18,272 Don't worry. I hooked up with the judge last night. 162 00:08:18,268 --> 00:08:20,228 You're as good as free. 163 00:08:21,199 --> 00:08:23,725 All rise! 164 00:08:23,797 --> 00:08:25,806 That's not the judge I banged last night. 165 00:08:25,804 --> 00:08:27,269 Oh, well. 166 00:08:28,561 --> 00:08:31,014 L-l-let's get ready... 167 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:36,001 To ju-u-u-u-u-udge! 168 00:08:37,521 --> 00:08:40,259 Where's... where-where-where's... 169 00:08:40,256 --> 00:08:43,625 the... the-the-the... prosecution... cution-cution? 170 00:08:44,468 --> 00:08:45,795 Your honor, I am here, 171 00:08:45,794 --> 00:08:49,001 and I apologize for my tardiness, good sirs and sir-ettes. 172 00:08:49,104 --> 00:08:50,992 The line at the donut shop... 173 00:08:50,990 --> 00:08:52,911 ...Was perilously long. 174 00:08:52,909 --> 00:08:54,852 Unacceptable! 175 00:08:54,850 --> 00:08:56,946 Ooh! A bear claw! 176 00:08:56,944 --> 00:08:58,233 Proceed, Ryan. 177 00:08:58,258 --> 00:08:59,562 Your Honor, 178 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:03,171 once you see the facts of the case... 179 00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:09,339 I believe you will agree that there is but one place for a man like Danny White. 180 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:11,501 We request he be exiled... 181 00:09:11,498 --> 00:09:14,274 - To Whoville. - What? Why? 182 00:09:14,271 --> 00:09:15,560 - "Who." - "It's true." 183 00:09:15,559 --> 00:09:19,805 But what did I do? What is the crime? Where is my pillow...? 184 00:09:19,799 --> 00:09:21,924 The crime, good sir... 185 00:09:21,921 --> 00:09:23,887 Is dating her! 186 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:29,151 Who are you? 187 00:09:29,150 --> 00:09:31,717 It's me... Kim. 188 00:09:32,795 --> 00:09:34,652 Guilty! 189 00:09:34,650 --> 00:09:36,249 Let's have donuts. 190 00:09:38,006 --> 00:09:40,898 - Do something! - Right, of course. 191 00:09:43,154 --> 00:09:45,685 Judge? What are you doing after court? 192 00:09:45,682 --> 00:09:47,630 Banging! 193 00:09:54,079 --> 00:09:55,936 Oh, good, you're awake. 194 00:09:55,934 --> 00:09:58,811 Hey, babe! How are you feeling? Do you want some soup? 195 00:09:58,808 --> 00:10:01,034 Yeah, good old-fashioned chicken noodle? 196 00:10:01,031 --> 00:10:03,496 But seaweed broth improves the immune system. 197 00:10:03,493 --> 00:10:05,606 And it doesn't contain murdered animals. 198 00:10:05,604 --> 00:10:07,722 I'm not really hungry. 199 00:10:07,719 --> 00:10:10,278 Whoa, you're looking a little clammy, buddy. 200 00:10:11,380 --> 00:10:15,269 - You're burning up. I'd say 102. - Let me see. 201 00:10:17,092 --> 00:10:18,662 You've gotta be kidding me. 202 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,802 It's more accurate. And affectionate. 203 00:10:20,799 --> 00:10:22,602 That's 102.5. 204 00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:25,282 I want to bring this down with some ibuprofen. 205 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:26,687 Oh! No way. 206 00:10:26,686 --> 00:10:28,855 A fever is the body's way of fighting the infection. 207 00:10:28,852 --> 00:10:32,032 He needs to sweat it out. This is belladonna. It's homeopathic. 208 00:10:32,028 --> 00:10:33,818 Oh, please. Those tiny pills? 209 00:10:33,816 --> 00:10:35,862 I don't believe in anything you can't O.D. on. 210 00:10:36,341 --> 00:10:39,576 Guys, please stop arguing. You're giving me a headache. 211 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,942 Oh! Oh, here. Drink this tea. 212 00:10:41,939 --> 00:10:44,318 It's made from slippery elm and several Chinese herbs. 213 00:10:44,315 --> 00:10:47,837 Yeah, I tried it. It's like swallowing a wino's phlegm. 214 00:10:48,206 --> 00:10:50,415 Try this, buddy. It's my own little concoction. 215 00:10:50,412 --> 00:10:53,377 There's a lot of ingredients, but it's mostly codeine. 216 00:10:54,055 --> 00:10:56,331 Codeine? You know that's addictive, right? 217 00:10:56,329 --> 00:10:58,283 Yeah. Because it works. 218 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:01,214 Please! Just leave me alone so I can sleep. 219 00:11:02,508 --> 00:11:04,486 Sorry, buddy. You're right. 220 00:11:04,496 --> 00:11:08,928 - You just have a nice nap. - Yeah, have a nice... Nap. 221 00:11:12,874 --> 00:11:16,513 Sit up! Take a little sip... good. 222 00:11:16,508 --> 00:11:17,840 Good boy, Danny. 223 00:11:18,246 --> 00:11:21,147 Yeah. Good job. A little more. Good job. 224 00:11:25,314 --> 00:11:28,524 Oh, you're awake! Just let it happen. 225 00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:30,668 Shh! Get it down. 226 00:11:31,841 --> 00:11:35,814 One extra foam, a couple of donuts, and that will be... 227 00:11:35,809 --> 00:11:38,456 $12 even, sir. Thank you. 228 00:11:38,453 --> 00:11:41,013 I gotta admit, Sheldon, this is brilliant. 229 00:11:41,009 --> 00:11:44,000 Can you imagine if Kim walked in here right now? She'd freak! 230 00:11:43,997 --> 00:11:47,090 Don't worry, I can take her. Seriously. I can kick her scrawny ass. 231 00:11:47,086 --> 00:11:49,188 Oh, I'd pay to see that. 232 00:11:49,185 --> 00:11:50,936 In fact, I think a lot of people would. 233 00:11:50,934 --> 00:11:53,720 - Make a note, Nikki. "Girlfights." - Got it. 234 00:11:53,717 --> 00:11:56,584 Oh, yes! The pizza's here. 235 00:11:57,393 --> 00:12:00,469 Pizza here! I got pepperoni, sausage, 236 00:12:00,465 --> 00:12:03,665 and for you vegetarian-lovers... nothing, go to hell! 237 00:12:06,376 --> 00:12:07,660 How long is he going to sleep? 238 00:12:07,659 --> 00:12:11,012 Seriously. I mean, he needs his rest, but come on! 239 00:12:12,295 --> 00:12:14,207 Damn! False alarm. 240 00:12:15,493 --> 00:12:17,605 So what do you have here, anyway? 241 00:12:17,602 --> 00:12:20,530 Ampicillin. Oxycodone? 242 00:12:20,527 --> 00:12:21,986 Don't you need a prescription for these? 243 00:12:21,984 --> 00:12:25,673 Of course you do, Kim! They're powerful narcotics. 244 00:12:26,443 --> 00:12:29,856 - A flu shot? - Don't be ridiculous. It's adrenaline. 245 00:12:29,851 --> 00:12:32,689 In case I overdo it with the narcotics. 246 00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:37,240 Tilty timbers! I love this game. 247 00:12:37,238 --> 00:12:40,870 Excuse me. That's for Danny. We always play it when he's sick. 248 00:12:40,865 --> 00:12:43,652 I'll play you. Betcha I'll kick your ass, too. 249 00:12:44,627 --> 00:12:45,777 Okay. 250 00:12:45,776 --> 00:12:48,477 Winner gets to give Danny a sponge bath. 251 00:12:48,473 --> 00:12:52,570 - You give your brother sponge baths? - That's what brothers do. 252 00:12:57,620 --> 00:13:01,502 So, when did you begin the slippery slope 253 00:13:01,496 --> 00:13:04,665 from drug-user to drug dealer? 254 00:13:05,967 --> 00:13:08,200 What? I don't do drugs. 255 00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:12,042 Then how might you explain... that? 256 00:13:13,915 --> 00:13:15,615 I wondered where that went. 257 00:13:17,656 --> 00:13:19,972 Did I miss anything? 258 00:13:19,969 --> 00:13:22,116 Aw, screw it, I've heard enough. 259 00:13:22,114 --> 00:13:25,431 I sentence you to be tortured... By sponge bath! 260 00:13:25,427 --> 00:13:28,824 I've never even heard of that! 261 00:13:35,269 --> 00:13:37,826 On second thought, that doesn't look so bad. 262 00:13:45,356 --> 00:13:46,989 Cowardly move. 263 00:13:47,157 --> 00:13:51,138 She places the piece and the crowd is... unimpressed. 264 00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:53,826 Perhaps sensing that she is on her way home soon. 265 00:13:53,823 --> 00:13:55,771 Ryan's turn now... 266 00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:57,677 Pshh... the crowd goes wild. 267 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,466 He steps up to the block... 268 00:14:01,464 --> 00:14:03,222 Nerves of steel... 269 00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:09,077 - Well... you lose. - You cheated! You totally kicked it! 270 00:14:09,072 --> 00:14:11,446 And Ryan's being a sore loser. 271 00:14:11,443 --> 00:14:12,628 Kim wins the game! 272 00:14:12,627 --> 00:14:15,102 And Danny. 273 00:14:15,239 --> 00:14:17,544 Whatever! I'm the one that can take care of Danny the best. 274 00:14:17,541 --> 00:14:19,014 I'm the one with the maternal instincts. 275 00:14:19,013 --> 00:14:20,516 I am the one who can actually be a mother! 276 00:14:20,515 --> 00:14:23,942 Oh... wow! How long have you been waiting to throw that in my face? 277 00:14:24,701 --> 00:14:26,322 Who left the door open? 278 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:29,654 Oh... oh, great, he's gone! 279 00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:31,317 Some mother you are! 280 00:14:34,694 --> 00:14:36,353 Let me know if you hear from him. 281 00:14:36,351 --> 00:14:37,985 - Thanks. - I can't find him anywhere. 282 00:14:37,983 --> 00:14:40,917 I even talked to Dave, the guy that lives down by the dumpster. 283 00:14:43,067 --> 00:14:44,923 I called the police. No one's picked him up. 284 00:14:44,921 --> 00:14:47,318 I can't believe he just got up and walked out. 285 00:14:47,315 --> 00:14:48,279 I can. 286 00:14:48,279 --> 00:14:51,938 He probably couldn't stand the idea of having another glass of coconut water. 287 00:14:52,117 --> 00:14:54,381 It's a good source of electrolytes! 288 00:14:54,607 --> 00:14:57,459 Yeah, maybe you should just give Danny another round of antibiotics. 289 00:14:57,456 --> 00:15:00,423 He could have a bacterial infection! 290 00:15:00,801 --> 00:15:03,271 - You're not a doctor. - You take that back. 291 00:15:03,719 --> 00:15:06,092 At least I use scientifically-proven methods. 292 00:15:06,089 --> 00:15:09,536 - And I don't? - Ho! You're right. No, I must've missed 293 00:15:09,531 --> 00:15:12,841 the Harvard study about rubbing ginger on your feet to bring down a fever. 294 00:15:12,837 --> 00:15:14,182 It works! 295 00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:17,382 - And your liver would thank you. - Well, my liver doesn't talk. 296 00:15:17,378 --> 00:15:18,610 It listens! 297 00:15:22,531 --> 00:15:25,732 You want the juiciest part, huh? Like it's still alive? 298 00:15:26,586 --> 00:15:30,430 - Danny! What are you doing here? - I don't know. 299 00:15:30,425 --> 00:15:33,786 - Ooh! Shawarma! - Wait a minute. 300 00:15:33,781 --> 00:15:37,432 Shouldn't you be at home, in bed, huh? Why are you here at the loose leaf? 301 00:15:37,427 --> 00:15:40,370 Loose leaf... What a stupid name. 302 00:15:40,367 --> 00:15:43,715 I'm gonna tell my girlfriend. She owns a place just like this. 303 00:15:44,051 --> 00:15:46,567 - I'm worried about Danny. - Why? 304 00:15:46,563 --> 00:15:49,645 - He's wearing a bathrobe. - Hey, you're right. 305 00:15:49,642 --> 00:15:51,788 I think he's high as a kite. 306 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:56,144 Codeine. I bet he's having fun. 307 00:15:56,230 --> 00:15:59,464 - You'd better get him home! - Yeah, he looks really out of it. 308 00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:03,529 - Here. Take my car. - Oh! I love catch! 309 00:16:05,946 --> 00:16:09,789 Just as well. He probably shouldn't be driving. 310 00:16:10,658 --> 00:16:12,028 I had it all under control, 311 00:16:12,026 --> 00:16:14,714 until you swept in with your herbal blend of nagging. 312 00:16:14,711 --> 00:16:16,794 Wha... Oh, you're blaming me? 313 00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:20,955 I wasn't the one who gave him Tylenol and Motrin at the same time. 314 00:16:20,949 --> 00:16:23,543 Well, if you'd ever read the New Brunswick Journal of Medicine, 315 00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:25,643 you would know they don't compete with each other, and in fact, 316 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:28,275 provide longer-lasting, more complete relief. 317 00:16:28,272 --> 00:16:30,930 It's like talking to a magic-brownie-eating hippie. 318 00:16:30,927 --> 00:16:32,694 Oh, you're so neurotic. 319 00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:35,435 I am not neurotic. 320 00:16:40,628 --> 00:16:42,429 - Not neurotic, huh? - No. 321 00:16:45,706 --> 00:16:46,839 Okay. 322 00:16:47,011 --> 00:16:48,677 Never do that again. 323 00:16:49,557 --> 00:16:52,045 Kim... you're really pushing it. 324 00:16:52,042 --> 00:16:54,548 Have you lost your mind? 325 00:16:56,251 --> 00:16:59,635 Okay, do you know what you're doing? You could start a super-virus! 326 00:16:59,738 --> 00:17:03,261 Well, I'm not the one who wouldn't let Danny's own immune system heal itself! 327 00:17:03,257 --> 00:17:04,514 How insane is that? 328 00:17:08,221 --> 00:17:10,588 Get that dead carcass away from me! 329 00:17:11,953 --> 00:17:14,954 Bok-bok-bok-bok bok-bok-bokka! 330 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,413 Everything was great, until you came along! 331 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,487 Oh, please. It wasn't great. He was sick as a dog! 332 00:17:19,484 --> 00:17:21,590 Exactly! 333 00:17:22,643 --> 00:17:24,820 Look. Taking care of Danny is what I do. 334 00:17:24,818 --> 00:17:26,985 I look forward to the times he gets sick. 335 00:17:28,239 --> 00:17:30,239 It's our special time. 336 00:17:31,106 --> 00:17:33,701 Look, hey, I'm sorry, 337 00:17:33,698 --> 00:17:35,651 I didn't mean to step on your toes. 338 00:17:35,649 --> 00:17:38,049 I just didn't realize how important it was to you. 339 00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:41,587 Hey. Wait a minute. 340 00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:46,055 You gave him that codeine-Satan juice when I wasn't looking! 341 00:17:46,050 --> 00:17:47,315 Yeah? So? 342 00:17:47,931 --> 00:17:49,185 Wait a second. You... 343 00:17:49,184 --> 00:17:52,308 You... you gave him that slippery elm nonsense when I wasn't looking. 344 00:17:53,728 --> 00:17:55,471 Well, no wonder he wandered off! 345 00:17:55,469 --> 00:17:57,889 He as high as dumpster Dave! 346 00:18:01,328 --> 00:18:03,312 This is Ryan White speaking. 347 00:18:03,309 --> 00:18:06,508 He is? Ohh! Thank you. 348 00:18:07,749 --> 00:18:09,349 I know where Danny is. 349 00:18:09,348 --> 00:18:10,643 Bye! 350 00:18:16,832 --> 00:18:21,706 One false move, and your client gets life without parole. 351 00:18:22,066 --> 00:18:24,231 Don't worry, Danny, not gonna happen. 352 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:28,273 - I have a steady hand. - But you're shaking! 353 00:18:36,439 --> 00:18:38,741 You can never be too careful. 354 00:18:38,939 --> 00:18:40,405 You can never be too careful. 355 00:18:40,413 --> 00:18:42,278 You can never be too careful. 356 00:18:46,872 --> 00:18:49,329 Elderberry tea. For your cough. 357 00:18:49,363 --> 00:18:52,148 Why are you dressed as a sexy schoolgirl? 358 00:18:52,145 --> 00:18:53,426 Because this is your dream. 359 00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:57,941 And I've been a bad, bad girl! 360 00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:03,013 Stop making me say stuff like that! 361 00:19:04,199 --> 00:19:05,375 Okay. 362 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,923 I've heard enough! 363 00:19:07,922 --> 00:19:11,828 I've made my ruling. I sentence Kim to death! 364 00:19:11,823 --> 00:19:13,561 Seems fair. 365 00:19:13,823 --> 00:19:15,868 I'm not even on trial! 366 00:19:15,866 --> 00:19:18,200 We're all on trial! 367 00:19:19,382 --> 00:19:22,303 Kim, I'll work on your appeal. 368 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:24,680 I just want to nap first. 369 00:19:30,847 --> 00:19:32,849 - Oh, Danny! - Finally. 370 00:19:33,970 --> 00:19:35,968 What happened? Where am I? 371 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,687 You're in the courtroom. You wandered out of the loft. 372 00:19:38,683 --> 00:19:40,732 The bailiff found you, checked your wallet, 373 00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:42,071 and called your emergency contact number. 374 00:19:42,070 --> 00:19:43,704 Which is me. 375 00:19:44,698 --> 00:19:47,644 Geez, I can't remember a thing. What did you guys give me? 376 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:49,487 - Nothing. - That's not important. 377 00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,064 Come on, let's get you home. 378 00:19:51,063 --> 00:19:53,363 Maybe we should go for a walk. Some fresh air will do him good. 379 00:19:53,361 --> 00:19:55,531 No, it won't! He needs his rest. 380 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,892 Here, Danny, let me give you a ride. Come on, hop up. 381 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,572 Are you serious? 382 00:20:00,778 --> 00:20:02,979 It's what brothers do. 383 00:20:14,050 --> 00:20:16,573 - What's this? - My emergency contact card. 384 00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:18,416 I would like you to be my "in case of emergency." 385 00:20:18,414 --> 00:20:19,799 - Aww! - You're such a good caregiver. 386 00:20:19,798 --> 00:20:22,257 Aw, thanks, Kim. That's so sweet. 387 00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:24,984 You'll be on my B-list, but I'll be there for you. 388 00:20:26,763 --> 00:20:27,787 Hi! 389 00:20:27,786 --> 00:20:31,993 - Slice of pizza to go. - What? No, we don't serve pizza here. 390 00:20:31,987 --> 00:20:34,805 Okay, just a coffee and a shawarma plate? 391 00:20:34,802 --> 00:20:38,775 Oh-kay, nutty, let's get you right back to the home, shall we? 392 00:20:38,769 --> 00:20:41,054 Yeah, there you go. Right out this way. 393 00:20:41,051 --> 00:20:43,117 Have a nice journey in life. 394 00:20:43,192 --> 00:20:44,631 Freak! 395 00:20:44,681 --> 00:20:49,231 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30961

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