All language subtitles for Massage Parlor Murders

- My name's Sunny, why don't
you sit down and relax.

- Thank you.

I've never been in
a place like this.

I don't know what
you're supposed to do.

I, I'll tell you, I'm
just a little nervous.

- First of all,
you close the door.

I mean, you don't mind
my closing the door,

you do trust me, don't you?

- Yeah, is anybody
gonna open it up?

- No.
- Who's gonna look...

- No, no one's gonna
see through that window.

- Hey wait a second,
what are you doing?

- I have to give you
a massage, don't I?

- Well, yeah but uh, I, I
didn't expect it to be so fast.

My goodness.

- Well, you are paying by
the half hour, aren't you?

- My goodness, you're
in such a rush.

- Oh, well I'm excited.

I've never had a new
customer in a long time.

All my customers are usually
my favorite customers.

I hope you become one of
my favorite customers.

- Geez, wow, I'm having
a little trouble here.

- Ah, it's okay.
- Yeah.

- Uh, you're tickling me.

- Oh, I'm sorry,
I'll be more careful.

What'd you say your
first name was?

- Irving.

- Irving, oh, how nice.

You have a very nice build,
Irving, very muscular.

- Oh, you're putting me on.

- I'm not, in fact I know
who you remind me of.

You remind me of when
I saw the revival

of Gone with the
Wind, Clark Gable.

I mean, if he was a redhead,
I would swear it was you.

You wanna put your head
down over there, Irving.

You wanna lay on your stomach

and I'll give you
a nice massage.

- All right, that's
what it is, okay.

Hey listen, is this
all you do in here?

I mean, really.

- What do you mean?

I mean, would you
like to see more?

- I'd like to see more,
sure I'd like to see more.

- It's gonna cost you more.

- Well, how much, what
do you mean, how much?

- Well, if you'd like to see
this little red top removed,

it's gonna cost you 20 dollars.

- 20 dollars?

Gee, that's an
awful lot of money.

- Well Irving, don't
you think I'm worth it?

- Well, it's not a
question of that.

You know, money's hard
to come by these days.

I mean, 20 dollars, 20 dollars.

- 20 dollars.

- I'll give you five.

- That's the house
rules, 20 dollars.

Do you want me to
remove it or not?

- How about 10?

- How about 20?

You wouldn't wanna go
against business policy...

- Okay, alright, wait a
second, wait a second.

Here ya go.

- Oh, thank you.

- How about that.

- Is that worth 20 dollars?

- Well, let me think
about that for a while.

- Why don't you lie back and
I'll massage you some more.

- Okay.

Yeah, but I can't see
anything from here.

- Why don't you turn
around the other way?

I'll massage your chest.

- Okay.

- [Sunny] Can you see
without your glasses, Irving?

- Nope.

- No?
- No, I can't see very much

without my glasses.
- Oh.

Would you like to see some more?

- Well, I don't know if I can
afford another 20 dollars.

- [Sunny] Oh, but Irving, I mean

supposing I was working
for your business

and they were trying to
con me into something,

would you want me
to take the con?

No, it's 20 dollars
if you wanna see more.

- Well, alright 20 dollars.

- Okay.
- Okay.

("Nutcracker Suite"
instrumental)

- Thank you.

- Listen, you sure no
one's gonna come in here?

- No one's gonna come in here.
- Good.

- Just you and I
for the half hour.

- Oh okay, good.

- Would you like
to lie back again?

- Okay.

- Okay.

- I thought you were gonna take
your pants off all the way.

- Oh, I can't, it's
the house rules.

I couldn't even take
em off for 40 dollars.

- How about 50?

- I can't do it.

But I could do something else.

- What's that?

- I could make you
feel a lot better.

- Oh really?
- Mmm but that costs you more.

- How much more?

- Oh, that costs you 45 dollars.

- Uh, I don't think
I'm really interested.

- You sure?
- Oh, positive.

- You know Irving,
all my customers,

all my favorite customers
that come back to me,

they like that the most.

- No, I don't think so.

- Well, a lot of their wives,
they don't do it to them

but I do it.

I really like you, Irving.

I'm sorry I have to
charge you so much.

In fact, I like you so much,

maybe I'll do it for 30 dollars.

- No, no thanks.

I'm really not interested.

- You're sure?
- I'm positive.

- You sure?

- As a matter of fact,
I think I better go now.

Because it's really warm in here

and I really feel bad about
the whole thing, you know?

I just feel lousy about it.

This is my first and last time.

- But...
- It has nothing against you,

it's just one of those things.

I just feel very badly about it.

I'm a married man, I
don't know why I'm here.

I don't know why I came in here.

I just, I guess it
was just curiosity.

It's not, you
know, it's not you.

You're a lovely
girl, it's just that

I don't know.
- Well Irving,

is it the 30 dollars?

- Oh no, no, no, no, no, the
heck with the 30 dollars,

that's not important, it's the
just the basis of, you know...

- You're embarrassed,
aren't you?

- Oh, I feel idiotic.

I just feel ridiculous
about the whole thing

but no, thank you
very, very much.

Excuse me for a moment.

It's just that, well, I
tried it and it's not for me

and that's all there is to it.

Hey, you know it's
a funny thing.

I never open these things
up when I put my shirt on.

You're the first person
that ever did that.

Why don't you get
dressed, really.

Well at any rate, don't
feel badly about it.

- Was it the 30 dollars?
- No, no, no, no.

- Or don't you like me?

- Oh, you're a lovely
girl it's just that...

- Well, no one's ever
walked out on me before.

- Well, don't get
insulted, don't feel bad.

Thank you very much,
it's just not my thing.

I was curious and I feel
very foolish about it.

Well I'm going,
thank you very much.

Have a nice day, so long.

(slams door)

- See you next week, Jimmy.

- Sure, kid.

(spanks lightly)

- Good day, sir.

(light rock music)

- Okay kid, do it.

- 416 to headquarters.

- [Radio Operator] Come in, 416.

- Checked that disturbance
on Third Avenue, no problems.

Juveniles playing games.

We're heading home from here.

Ready, boss?

(clicks TV on)

(light jazz music)

(light rock music)

(door slams)

- Hi.

(smooches lightly)

(can popping open)

How many times have I told you

not to leave that
gun on the table?

(light dramatic music)

(mirror shatters)

(gasping for breath)

(TV orchestra music)

(phone ringing)

(groaning)

- Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah, I've been there.

What?

Yeah, yeah, we'll be
right there, alright.

Kenny, yeah, we have a homicide.

Right, meet me at the
corner of 79th, huh?

Be there in 10 minutes.

Right, okay.

(light rock music)

- Honey, what do you
want to see tonight?

Alice and Ed want to
see John Wayne, honey?

(light rock music)

- Shit.
(Pounds table)

Get me the manager in here.

You the one on duty?

- Yeah.

- I wanna find out who did
this and I wanna find out fast.

Who was he?

Come on, come on, who did it?

- A customer, I
told the other cop.

He gave his name as A. Maxwell.

- Oh, he's phony as hell.

Run a make on it, Danny,
and see if we got anything.

Well, what'd he look like?

- Man, like the same
as half our customers.

I saw him go out
but we were busy.

I didn't notice Rosie
didn't come down til later.

You know the type,
mid-30's, early 40's,

businessman from out of town.

- Tall, short, fat, bald?

(Manager exhales loudly)

- Medium height, light hair,
man I didn't take his picture.

- They're running a
make on him now, Jimmy.

Don't expect a miracle.

- Listen, anybody giving
Rosie a hard time?

- No not here,
everybody dug Rosie.

She probably did some
outside tricks, though.

Why don't you ask her roommate?

- You heard the man,
Danny, check it out.

(ringing doorbell)
Find out where the roommate

lives and see what
she has to say.

(ringing doorbell)

- Excuse me, are you
Rosie's roommate?

- Uh, yes.

(giggles)

If you're looking for
her, she's still at work.

- Well miss, uh.
- My name's Gwen.

Listen, I gotta get
some clothes on.

I'll be right back, okay?

She'll be back soon, come on in.

- Uh, look miss.
- Gwen.

- Gwen.

I'm a police officer.

(exhaling loudly)

- Wow, what a dope.

Stupid Gwen lets
anyone in, phew.

- Look, I'm not
here to hassle you.

I'd like to have a
few words with you.

I think you better sit down.

It's about Rosie,
she's been murdered.

- So wait a minute, let me
see your badge or something.

How did it happen?

- Well, it wasn't very pleasant.

She was strangled at
the Venus Paradise.

Must have been a maniac.

We'd like to know who
she went out with,

anyone who was giving her a
hard time, maybe a boyfriend?

- I won't be much help, shit.

Rosie was like a ghost.

I worked nights and
she worked days.

We hardly saw each other.

(crying)

Oh, God.

(sobbing)

God.

(sobbing)

(dropping ice cube)

(pouring wine)

- God, you're never on time.

You know, the one time that
Alex and Ed get a babysitter

and you've got to be late.

You know, you think
that all the bums

and prostitutes in New York
are more important than me.

You know, I work like
a slave around here.

- Come on, already, come on.

You wanna go or don't you?

- Well, all I wanted was
a little consideration.

I mean, after all, I'm
supposed to be your wife.

I thought we'd been married
for a few years now...

(door slams shut)

- Do you think it
was someone she knew?

- It's too early to tell.

That's why we thought you
might be able to help us.

Did she ever talk about anybody,

customers or dates
giving her a hard time?

Anyone with strange hangups?

- Wait a minute, wait a minute.

There was this one man,
she didn't talk about him

but she used to go over to
his place about once a month.

It was a client.

She used to go over to his place

and come back black and blue.

Really must have been
making it worth her while.

- Do you remember his
name, where he lived?

- Mr. Creepy, yeah.

- Mr. Creepy.

- That's what it was, that's
what she used to call him

when she came home, Mr.
Creepy just paid the rent.

Mr. Creepy just bought her
a new dress, you know right?

She meant the money
she was making.

He really must have been
taking good care of her.

She never did any outside
tricks besides him.

- Well, keep going,
where did he live?

What did he look like, anything?

- Think it was someplace
over on Sutton Place

but I'm not sure.

Hey, she kept a date book.

That's probably
where the address is.

I'll get it for you.
- Good.

- [Gwen] Here it is.

His real name is Keyanovich.

- That's him, Keyanovich,
let's see where he's going.

- [Jimmy] Look at that creep.

He's heading right for
the Venus Paradise.

(dramatic rock music)

(tires squealing)

(light jazz music)

(crashing loudly)

(shouting)

(grunting)

- Hey, hey, don't kick him.

- Hey, okay.

(grunting)

- [Danny] Alright
mister, get up.

Come on, you're under arrest,
we're police officers.

- Under arrest, under arrest?

You want Marcus.

- Come on.

- What the hell is this about?

You can't arrest me for
anything, I know my rights.

- What'd you do exactly, huh?

- What the hell are
you talking about?

Okay, I know my rights, you
can't do anything to me.

- [Jimmy] Massaged for you?

- What that kid from
the massage parlor?

I haven't seen her in a month!

- Mother fucker.

(punches loudly)

- Spread em.

(light dramatic music)

(gasping for breath)

(choking)

- [Radio Announcer] Car 416,
car 416, headquarters over.

- [Jimmy] 416.

- [Radio Announcer]
Lexington and 46th, homicide.

Massage parlor on the second
floor, Everybody's Envy.

- Got your number, Keyanovitch.

We see you in this
neighborhood again,

we're gonna put you
away, you get it?

- [Keyanovitch] Yeah.

- Now, get outta here.

(shouting)

- Hey, you guys
assigned to this case?

- That's right.

- This one's real sick.

Girl was smothered, acid
thrown all over her.

It ain't pretty.

- What do you have?

- Come on, I'll show you.

Nothing much.

(light dramatic music)

- [Jimmy] God damn it,
now where are we at?

Nowhere.

- Okay Sherlock,
let's follow it up.

- Well, first we gotta forget
about personal feelings.

I don't think Rosie's
roommate will be any help,

I don't think we'll
learn anything from her.

- None of them knew what hit em.

- Questions all,
forget about it.

But I'm seeing her again.

- What's the address of
this place, Lex and 57th?

52nd, yeah.

Let's see, Rosie's place
is Third and 61st, huh?

The only pattern we
have is massage parlors.

Maybe the bastard's
crossing town.

South and west.

(exhales loudly)

Christ.

Hey before you go, hot lips,
bring him out here, will ya?

Now listen, where is the
nearest massage parlors

that run like south
and west of here?

- Look, I don't know.

Times Square, I guess.

You know, one of
those shit shows.

- Well, where is
the nearest one?

- Leisure Plus,
44th and Seventh.

44th and Seventh, that's right.

- Gonna do a little
personal investigation?

- Kid, I thought you were
going to the movies, huh?

I'll check this one
out, come on, get lost.

Okay, one more time, kid.

(light rock music)

Here I am trying to find
a needle in a haystack.

Sure, yeah, just go out
and find an average guy

who goes out for a little
fun, some God damned fun.

Strangles Rosie and
then he puts acid

all over the other chicks.

What's he gonna
do for an encore?

Clues, clues, the bastard
leaves a ton of clues.

But they're no God damned good.

Surgical gloves, that leaves

a million frustrated
American men.

Every criminal has an M.O.

This guy is no different.

He's gonna turn up somewhere
and I've gotta find him.

Man, there's sure a lot of
sick weirdos in this town.

Short, blonde, and
purple lipstick,

hoo hoo, boy, what a pair.

This is getting me nowhere.

My eight hours was over
a day and a half ago.

I'm goin home, I gotta
clear my head up.

(chattering)

- Shit.

- We'd love to go
out sometime but

(door slams)

oh honey, I'll call you back.

(exhales loudly)

Oh honey, I heard
about the other murder

on the news tonight,
do you have any leads?

I said, do you have any leads?

- I don't know, Emily,
just don't know.

I got a few men covering
the Times Square area

but I don't think
that'll do any good.

I gotta catch this damn maniac.

- I don't know why you're
so upset about this case.

Why, because all those
prostitutes are being punished?

What about all the good people?

The church people, when
they get mugged and robbed?

- Drop it Emily, will ya?

I don't wanna talk about it.

Give me some rest, huh?

- Sorry, I didn't
mean to upset you.

Let's just forget about
the whole thing, okay?

(slams can)

- [Man] Join the fun
with Nick, yeah, yeah.

(crowd cheering)

(chattering)

(light jazz music)

(yelling)

(chattering)

- [Woman] I don't wanna get wet!

(screaming)

- [Group] Yeah, yeah!

(chattering)

(screaming loudly)

- [Woman] Help, help!

You crazy, you son
of a bitch, help!

(dramatic rock music)

(tires squealing)

- [Danny] I'm a police officer.

- [Driver] Hey,
what do you mean.

I've never seen no
officer like that before.

What are you doing,
what are you doing?

Hey, where you going?

You're a nut.

(tires squealing)

Where you goin with my cab?

(tires squealing)

(tires squealing)

(crashing loudly)

(metal pinging)

(tires screeching)

(crashing loudly)

- Hey you crazy freak, what
do you think you're doing?

(crashing loudly)

- Who the hell are you?

- [Man] What are you, crazy man?

She was sick or something.

- Shut up.

- [Man] She was a nut, man,
I didn't do anything to her.

- Stop.
- Crazy, crazy.

- I said shut up.
Crazy, crazy.

- Damn it to all hell.

- Look what you did to my car.

Look at it, my car,
what are you, a nut?

You're nuts, look
at my car, my car!

You crazy?

My car!

- [Radio Annoucer] Car
417, this is headquarters.

Suspect's car contained
two ounces of heroin.

We've issued an A.P.B.

Good thing you lucked
out again, O'Mara.

- Hit and miss.

Just two fuck-up cops.

You really think
this is gonna help?

- The owner of this
joint is an old friend.

I caught him dealing
heroin three years ago.

Then he had an S and M
racket going two years ago.

If anybody knows the
kooks in town, he does.

- Hey, my old buddy.

You still getting
free apples nowadays?

I got a luscious chick
here and she's gonna...

- You heard wrong, baby.

We're looking for
a guy, a freak.

You know, someone who'd
cut up the chicks.

Got any ideas?

Maybe one of your
old friends, huh?

- Hey, Rozetti, I'm into
honest, clean fun now.

Hey, you wanna see the
honest, clean fun there?

(orchestra music)

- [Woman] Is there a
Lieutenant Rizzeti here?

- [Jimmy] Yeah, that's me.

- [Woman] Telephone for you.

- Hey uh, where is it, buddy?

Yeah?
- Hey Rizzeti,

I'm at number three,
our boy got another girl

at the Mad Hatter's on 57th.

Yeah, he really laid into her.

Did her rough something awful.

He hanged her with a sheet.

- Be right there.

(slams phone)

Your peep show's over, junior.

Our man's hit again.

(light dramatic music)

Doesn't look like there's
much to go on again, huh?

Looks like the girl could
have been dead several hours,

same M.O., all clean cut,
Mr. Average businessman,

average height, average
build, all that bologna.

- I don't know, sounds
like a broken record to me.

Always the same
average businessman.

He doesn't take
time out for lunch

or after-work cocktails, he
picks out a massage parlor,

momentarily becomes
a butcher, and

(exhales loudly)

then a few hours later,
girl's found dead.

No sound is heard and nobody
sees this guy, bullshit.

No one's that perfect.

He's had to have left
a clue somewhere.

I don't know, maybe we're
just on the wrong track.

- Okay, Dr. Watson, you
know, what do you suggest?

- Hey, I'm still
learning from you, boss.

I'm upended.

Wait a minute, that medallion
looks rather familiar.

- Yeah sure, I won
one for my wife

at Coney Island last summer.

- No, no, no, wait a
minute, let me think.

Wait a minute, Gwen
had one like this.

So does the girl that was
murdered at Everybody's Envy.

- [Jimmy] Say Danny,
did Gwen know anything

about the medallion?

- [Danny] Yeah, she
bought it off some guy

in the East Village.

This astrologer, and evidently,

all the girls go there
and get their charts read.

Gwen thinks he's
around this place.

Sure sounds like a nut to me.

(light classical music)

- Uh, my sleeping pills
are messing up my horoscope

and when I listen to rock
and roll, my ear drums bleed.

(door opening)

- Come in gentlemen,
I've been expecting you.

The keepers of the peace
are always welcome.

- Yeah well, look buster,

we'd like to ask you a
few questions about...

- A few questions, now.

My tongue is not long enough
to give you a full account

of what's really
going on, gentlemen.

Today, you will have to unlearn

all and everything you
have ever learned before.

All of your information
is misinformation

and what you call
science is really

nothing but an organized
system of ignorance.

I say to you most earnestly,
it is far more important

to go to heaven than it
is to go to the moon.

- Look here, now.

- But what do we
know about heaven?

What do we know
about the beyond?

Do we know what's
behind the beyond?

I'm afraid some of us hardly
know what's beyond the behind.

Creatures of twilight and
delusion, we drift and drift

to our unknown ends
and that's why I feel

the best thing is not to be born

but who is as lucky as that?

To whom does it happen?

Not one among millions
and millions of people.

- Look, buster.

- Jimmy, hey, let me try.

Look mister, we're
on an investigation.

We wanna know where you were

on the nights of
June 25th and 27th.

Now, that's on a
Monday and a Wednesday.

- Yes, I see.

Tomorrow at 2:30 p.m.
near West 96th Street,

I shall plunge into the
Hudson and shortly thereafter,

I shall reappear on the coast
of New Jersey as a white swan.

It will be a miracle

and there will be
dancing in the streets.

The establishment
hushes it up, of course.

- Danny, enough of
this bullshit, huh?

- The voice from the sewer, huh?

- Oh, you creep.

- Moron.

- Worm.
- Imbecile.

- Degenerate.
- Idiot.

- [Danny] Jimmy!

Don't blow it now.

We've spent too much
damn time on this case.

- If this creep doesn't
tell us what he knows,

I'll kick his fancy ass
from here to the East River.

- [Danny] Take it easy, easy.

(breathing heavily)

- [Man] It is my sincere wish

that immediately after my death,

my head be severed from my body

and that it be replaced
by a bouquet of broccoli

to better comfort the worms.

- Look mister, this
is no joking matter.

Three girls have been
brutally murdered

and right now, you're
our prime suspect.

Now, if you wish to
continue this mumbo-jumbo,

we'll just take you
downtown and book you.

- I was at the Einstein General
Hospital, bleeding ulcers.

- We'll check it out, buster,

and if you're lying,
we'll be back.

- You'll be back, just be back.

I'll rip you into a
thousand odds and ends,

each will be punched
into the other.

Just be back, just be
back, you just be back.

(breathing heavily)

- [Danny] Hey Jimmy,
what are all those

great scientific
policemen that you always

used to lecture me about?

- [Jimmy] Eh, the son of
a bitch is just lucky.

He's obviously insane.

I mean, nobody could
mutilate those girls

like he did and be normal.

- [Danny] Nobody who kills
another person is normal

but this guy is plenty smart.

- [Jimmy] No, uh-uh,
not smart, lucky.

(light piano music)

- [Danny Voiceover] Whatever
made you go to a nut like that.

Jimmy would have killed him if
he hadn't finally spoken up.

- [Gwen Voiceover]
You're just uptight.

Theodore's a lot of fun.

You just can't
take him seriously.

It's like astrology and E.S.P.

You want to believe in it
completely but you can't quite.

- [Danny Voiceover] I can't
seem to shake this case.

I keep thinking about this
killer before I go to sleep.

I almost have him but his
face never seems to appear.

Jimmy's pretty shook up, too.

And everybody's
getting on our asses.

The precincts, the
captains, City Hall and all,

I don't know, I just don't know.

Gwen, aren't you ever afraid?

I mean, your work, guys
with all kinds of hangups,

freaks who wanna ball you,
do all kinds of weird things.

- [Gwen Voiceover]
Danny, you're jealous.

- [Danny Voiceover] Come on
Gwen, you know I care for you.

It's just that you could get
hurt with all those guys.

I mean, do you have
to do it with...

- [Gwen Voiceover]
Danny, I've told you.

It's just business,
I'm not Lily White.

Who is, nowadays?

But I don't go around sleeping

with frustrated old
men for money, either.

With me, it's strictly massage.

Besides, half the guys are people even
you'd feel sorry for.

Lonely guys from out of town

or working guys who live alone.

I get paid as much for being
a shrink as anything else.

And if there's trouble, you
can usually tell right off.

There's always the other girls
and the manager to yell for.

- Hey.
- Off with that?

- I'll make you a drink.

Sit down.

- Make mine a
strong one, will ya?

- You get what I give you.

Hey listen, I'm
betting it was Kennedy

when you got your
pants down, right?

This guy must really be
lucky to get away with it.

- Yeah, lucky.

Son of a bitch.

Ah, screw it.

- Not it, me.

- The last customer
was a real freak.

No more weirdos for
me, I've had it.

- Last night when I
saw my darling Al,

you know what, I've been going
out with him for three months

and I said, Al, you know
you'll really miss Chris

sticking it in all
those weird places.

After all, Al said, it's only
for the moment or something,

wouldn't you think the
one place would be enough?

- Takes all kinds of things
to get my Sammy off, too.

Whipped cream, flavored yogurt,

I mean anything that's
different, Sammy will try.

The other night we
went to see this movie,

Shaft's Big Score ah...

- Now there's a dude
I can really go for.

I mean, he's not just a movie
star, he is sexy, you know?

- Yeah sure, Sue,
hey a guy that's got

more than a few
inches is sexy to you.

- Right on.

- Anyway, Sammy and I go
out to see this picture

and then we go out to
eat, have lox and bagels,

whoever thought of a
sandwich like lox and bagels?

I mean, I never liked fish.

My mother was always
bitching I wouldn't eat any.

She should see me now.

So, Sammy eats a corned beef
and Swiss on rye with mustard

with a Coke, he's
always drinking Coke.

Never coffee, Sammy never
drank a coffee in his life

and would you believe,
after he finished all that,

he had room for ice
cream, banana splits!

I mean, he ordered
a whole banana split

and then he takes the
banana out of the bowl

and he gets this look in his eye

and he points the
banana at my lap.

I mean, that's, that's
just a little uh...

- Hey Jimmy, come on, it
can't be all that bad.

Look, it's only a job.

We'll catch this nut,
there'll be another

and another and another.

Come on, munch, eat,
eat, eat, come on.

- Eh, it just keeps bugging me.

He should have made a mistake.

- Hey, you're just uptight
cause you're not getting any.

Well this weekend,

I'm gonna spend every
minute of it with Gwen.

- [Jimmy] Sure, kid.

- Hey, how you makin out?
- Hey, all right.

- How you doing
with those killings?

- Yeah well, that's
a zero so far.

I don't know, pieces
just don't seem to fit.

- There's gotta be
a pattern somewhere.

He couldn't just come and
go without being noticed.

- Three girls in one
week, he's really moving.

The last one was a doozy, she
was smashed and broken up.

- Well this weekend, me, I'm
gonna forget all my troubles.

(dramatic organ music)

- He wasn't planning
to act out the service

but merely to catalog them
as the epitome of evil.

What I told her is what I
must repeat all too frequently

in a world that
demands absolutes.

What I told her is
God's own message

as revealed not by scripture

but by lessons of life as it is.

You have been told before
but you must be told again.

The most important lessons
are never too often heard.

The cardinal sins, no,

they are not the most
grievous of sins,

nor are they the greatest or
most severe of all the sins.

Rather, they are the sins

that we must face
directly in our lives.

(light music)

These seven deadly sins
are the most simple ones

but they are the ones
that will lead us

directly to the horrors of hell.

From these acts do spring
the sources of murder,

of rape, of false
gods, of sacrilege.

They shall burn
forever and ever,

they who commit the seven
deadly sins and do not repent.

They shall not see
the face of God

but shall they eternally
host Satan's pain,

the seven deadly sins plight.

And the devil did go
in for his darling sin,

for the pride that
hates humility, envy.

Envies of hope come
hissing hot from hell.

Anger, anger must be bathed

in the sword of God's
absolution, lust...

- That's it, the
guy's a religious nut!

- Hey, I thought Sunday
was a day of rest?

- I finished resting.

He's sending these
girls to hell, huh?

We're going to a bookstore.

I'll tell you on the
way, come on, let's go.

Seven deadly sins:
pride, envy, anger, lust,

gluttony, avarice, and sloth.

I don't know what the
hell half these sins are.

But our boy does.

The names of the parlors
relate to the sins.

Like Venus Paradise, envy,
envy sure, Everybody's Envy.

Number three, anger, the
Mad Hatter, I got it!

I finally got this sucker.

- [Danny] Wait a
minute, wait a minute.

Yeah, I remember
a couple days ago.

- Yeah, the big idea
about the killer

working his way south
and west across town?

- [Jimmy] And it was
the astrologer, I
can feel it, Danny.

He's gonna try someplace with
a name that has to do with uh

avarice or sloth or
gluttony or lust, next.

- Yeah, right.

Gwen!

- What the hell does
she have to do with the sins?

- Holy mackerel!

- Hey, where the
hell are you going?

Rosie's roommate?

- Okay, inspector.

Look, Goldberg at headquarters
is pulling all the parlors

that are linked to names
having any of the sins in them.

Yeah right, inspector, right.

Okay, in ten minutes he'll
have a man at each place.

Hey, one of those joints
is two blocks from here.

Come on, we can make it over
there before a patrol car.

Come on, we'll tell em
to close up business

til the cop gets there,
come on, come on.

King Midas, let's go, geez.

Look, I know how you feel, kid.

I understand and I've
been through this.

I've seen it quite a few times.

Hey, you really look bad.

Come on, let me buy
you a quick drink.

- Should I take my top off?

- Of course!

You want it?

It's yours.

I want you to put
it inside of you.

All of it.

- Okay, beautiful,
do you wanna watch?

Ha, I've never
seen so much money.

- I want you
to want the money.

- Oh I do, I do!

- Show me how much
you want the money.

- I do want it, I do.

- You devil.

- Help, help!