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Holy shit!
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How are you not freaking out?
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- I am, I just freak outin a quieter way than you do.
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- Give me my phone--- Ah!
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What hell is going on?
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Bela, this better not beabout another pic
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of Pete Davidson in sweatpants.
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- I can't believeI'm saying this,
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but it's actually betterthan that.
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Look at what Nico commentedon Kimberly's pic.
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- "That dress tho."Eye-bugging emoji.
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Oh, damn! He wants to fuck you.
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That's what I said.
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- No,I don't think that's true.
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Wait, has Leighton seen this?
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- No, she's made it very clearshe does not follow me
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- on social media.- Me too.
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- Same.- And please don't tell her.
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She gets mad at mewhen I touch her sweaters,
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let alone her brother.
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- So are you gonna replyto him?
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- I thought I'd write backsomething cute.
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Like, I could say,"That comment tho."
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Stop. No. That's bad.
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Here's what you do.
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Send him a picture,something tasteful
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like pulling the topof your shirt way down
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- with your middle finger--- Bela, too much.
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- 8:00 AM.
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- Oh, my God,he just deleted it.
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- Wait, what?- What the fuck?
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- He deleted the comment.It's gone.
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Is this bad?
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Like, maybe he decided
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he doesn't like"that dress tho"?
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- I mean, it doesn't seem good.- Hold up.
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Nico deleting the commentis a good thing.
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It means that not only washe into your picture--
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wink, wink--but he thought about it enough
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to actually come backto it again later.
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He's basically obsessedwith you.
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- Wow, Bela may actuallyhave a point.
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- Mm-hmm.- You know what? No.
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I will not drive myself crazy
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waiting onsome man's attention.
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I refuse to overthink this.
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- Mm-hmm.
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Ugh.
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- Well?- It's a coupon for Panera.
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- I know we're collectingthese clothes
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for people who need them,
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but, really, haven't they beenthrough enough?
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- But these clothes are to helpget people off the streets,
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not into Dean & DeLucafor brunch.
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- Oh, my God, do you thinkthat's a brunch place?
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- Hey, Leight, um, a bunch ofus are going
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to a drag queen trivia tonight,if you wanna join.
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- Yeah, the winning team getsa free eyebrow shaping
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and a photo with Vermont'sbest drag queen, Miranda Penis.
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- I actually have planstonight.
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Theta's throwing one of theirbiggest parties of the year,
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the Theta-lympics.
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What? Why are you all so quiet?
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Did I accidentally saysomething triggering again?
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- Hey, I get thatyour brother is in Theta,
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but frats can be extremelysexist, toxic nightmares.
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I mean,we have been campaigning
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to abolish Greek lifefor over a year now.
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- Okay, look,I know frats get a bad rap,
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all right, but Theta actuallydoes a lot of good.
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They just finished aconstruction project in Mexico.
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- Yeah, on the Señor Frog'sthat they burned down.
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- Okay, fine,maybe they're not perfect.
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But have any of you even beento a frat party?
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Hmm?
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- I chained myself toa tree outside one once.
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- So we're makinga judgmental assumption?
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- You're right.- Thank you.
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- Yeah, I mean,we shouldn't be judging Theta
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until we goto one of their parties.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- So maybe we should all gotonight.
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No!
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Oh, no, no, come on.
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I mean, you guys have yoursuper fun drag queen thing.
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- No, no, no, no,let's give Theta a chance
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to prove us wrong.
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Send me that invite.
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I can.
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Just FYI,they did photoshop a boob
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into the Theta logo.
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- And we're offto a great start.
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- I have the coolest fuckingplans tonight.
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"The Catullan" editorsare throwing
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a wine and cheese soirée.
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- Yeah,that doesn't sound cool.
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But, hey,things must be going well
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if they invited you over.
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- Oh, no,they didn't invite me.
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I overheard them invitesomeone else,
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so I got all the deetsI need to crash it.
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Do we need to say something,
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or do we just let herdo this craziness?
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I'm still learningyour dynamic.
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- Hey, I need facetimewith these dudes
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however I can get it.
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I want them to respect me,
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and this is a hell of a loteasier than growing a dick.
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You know?
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Hey, Hayden, sick tracksuit.
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You get thatat the Essex bookstore?
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- Pfft, nah,it was team issued.
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Drip-drip, right?
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- Team-issued, like, for free?
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- We didn't get those, did we?- Nah.
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The guys' team always getsmore shit than we do.
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- Yeah, I don't know,these were just waiting
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for us in our lockersafter our last game.
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Which you lost. Badly.
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- I mean, did we really loseif we had fun?
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- Hmm.- And, yes, we lost 7-1.
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Are you kidding me?
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- Welcome to the world of beinga female college athlete.
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I try to ignore itso I don't go insane,
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but you should have seen melast year when I first saw
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how much nicer theirlocker rooms are than ours.
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How much nicer is it?
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- Exactly.I looked just like that.
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- Hey, Canaan.- Hey.
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- You're kinda likemy only male friend so far,
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- can I ask--- Nope.
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I see where this is heading,and I do not do dating advice.
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- Oh, my God, no.This is so not about dating.
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- But it is about a boy I like.- Okay.
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- Okay, when you're flirtingwith a girl,
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do you ever commenton her Instagram
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and then deletesaid comment later?
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- Wait, what?- See, I told you.
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You're dealingwith a sociopath.
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A hot sociopath.But honestly, most are hot.
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- Look, Kimberly, I don't havetime for this conversation.
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And neither do you.
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These Econ problem setis due at midnight,
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and it's crazy hard.Focus on that.
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- Okay, I just can't tellif he likes me or not.
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Hmm.
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- Look,if he left a nice comment,
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he probably meant it.
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- Either that, or he's a fuckboy.- So what do I do?
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- You should doyour Econ homework.
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- Look, if you want to knowif Nico's into you,
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test it.
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Post a story and seeif he checks it right away.
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If he does, that meansyou're really high up
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in his algorithm,and algorithms, they don't lie.
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- Oh, my God, you're a genius!- I know.
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- Okay, so what should I putin my story?
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Like a topical TikTok dance,or--
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I can doa SpongeBob impression.
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Okay.
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- You should not have custodyof your phone.
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- Hey, my for-some-reasonshirtless brother.
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- Oh, I'd make up a reasonfor why my shirt is off,
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but, honestly, it's becauseI know I look good without it.
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- What's up?
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- I need to bring some othergirls with me tonight?
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Dope. Other Kappa hopefuls?
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- No, they're from the, um,the Women's Center.
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Oh. Less dope.
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Uh.
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Doesn't the Women's Center,like, hate the frats
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- and what to shut us down?- Yes.
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But everythingthey know about frats is
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from the Kavanaugh hearings.
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All right, so just let them in,and they'll see
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- it's not as bad as they think.- Leight, you don't understand.
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Theta is already on thin icewith the administration,
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and one more complaintcould get us shut down.
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- They are not goingto shut you down.
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Tell that to Sigma Chi.
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They used to be down the block,and now their building is
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an Amazon fulfillment center.
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Look, Leight, please.
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Just do us both a favorand convince them not to come.
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So upon some reflection,
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I think we should all goto your drag thing.
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- Uh, sorry, Leight,a deals a deal.
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We're going to Theta.
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- But if you wantto support Miranda Penis,
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you can Venmo her tips.It's @CharlesSmith78.
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- Dude,these sombreros are awesome.
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- Is anyone in our delegationa Women Studies major?
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- Fuck no.- Minor?
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- Get out of herewith that crap.
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No?
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Shit.
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- This is Whitney Chase,starting forward
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for the EssexWomen's soccer team,
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and I am documentingthe disparity
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between male and femalestudent athletes.
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Now, I have been toldthat the men's locker room is
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significantly nicerthan the women's.
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And, honestly, I--
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Oh, you gotta befucking kidding me.
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This is insane.
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Wood-paneled lockers?
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And next up,the Essex fox mascot uniform
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to cheer them onwhile they dry their balls.
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And let's seewhat else they've got--
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- What the fuck?- Oh, shit.
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Sorry.
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- What the hell wereyou thinking?
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- I was spotlighting injusticeso I could go public
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with the footageand get it fixed.
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- Right, 'cause news outletsregularly share videos
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of floppy 18-year-old penises.
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Do you know how much troubleyou could have gotten into?
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You're lucky I convincedCoach Jim to let this go.
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So that's your plan?
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Just look awayand condone a system
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where we get treated worse?
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- Chase, I am a 54-year-oldlesbian soccer coach.
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You don't need to tell me howhard it is for female athletes.
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Okay, and no,that's not all I'm doing.
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I'm also benching youfor two games.
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What! That is so unfair.
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You can go.
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- Okay, so how soonafter you posted the story
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- did Nico look at it?- Two minutes.
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- Damn, girl, my stalkerdoesn't even check
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my stories that fast.
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And he served time.Nico's into you.
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- Okay, and then he invitedyou to the Theta party?
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- Mm-hmm.- Oh, yeah.
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That's a sex invite.Shower good.
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No, you're crazy.
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- Kimberly, there is no otherway to interpret it.
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Go for it, seize the dick.
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- Okay, but then I repliedwith a GIF
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of a baby running real fastsaying, "I'm coming."
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And he replied "JK,"
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and then, "Whoops, that wasmeant for someone else."
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And that was it?
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Hmm.
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Maybe I should just stay inand do my Econ.
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I have to upload itby midnight sharp
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or I get a zero.
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Or you should go tonight,
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let him flirtlike this in person,
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- and see if something happens.- I agree with Jocelyn.
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And I say that as someone
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with extremely highsocial intelligence.
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All right, I'm gonna go crasha cheese party
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I wasn't invited to.
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Seize the dick.
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- Seize the dick.- Hey!
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- Seize the dick, seize thedick.
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Seize the dick, seize the dick.
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- Bela,what are you doing here?
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- Uh, duh,I'm here for the cheese thing.
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You goof.
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- Uh, hey, Coach Woods,you wanted to see me?
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Take a seat.
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- Dalton, let's go!- Dalton?
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Okay, what is happening?
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You mom has askedfor a meeting.
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So thanks for makinga two-game suspension
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a national security issue.
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What?
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Coach, I swearI didn't ask her to do this.
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I mean, I only--
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- Hello.Mom, what the hell?
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- I'm reaching outto your coach
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because I would likefor her to explain
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why my daughter called me,all upset,
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to tell meshe had been benched
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for standing upagainst discrimination.
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- And we welcomethat opportunity.
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But we do have rules.
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- Senator, I assure you,we love your daughter.
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Like, all of us do. We all do.
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Coach Woods includedeven more so than I.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm sorry, who are you?
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Uh, Dalton, assistant coach.
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- Coach Woods, can youturn the screen slightly
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- to frame him out?- Oh, yeah.
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- Now,as you probably can expect,
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I cannot sit backand allow my daughter
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to be mistreated.
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I'm not sayingI want to go to the dean
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- about a leadership change--- Mom, stop it!
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Senator Chase,
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I am willing to overturnmy previous decision.
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But, uh, I hope you understandwhy I took this so seriously.
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Your daughter filmed naked boys
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without their permission.
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- Wait, I'm--I'm sorry, what?
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- Well, she's luckythe 17-year-old goalie
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stayed in the sauna
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since that would legally bethe creation
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of child pornography.
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- Could you angle metowards my daughter?
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Oh, yeah, you bet.
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Nudes of a minor?
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Jesus, Whitney,we're not the Kennedys.
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- Mom, I'm sorry, I just wantedto make things right.
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- You and I will talkabout this later.
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- Yeah.
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Thanks again, Gertrude.Appreciate your time.
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Girl, I love that blouse.
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- Hey, what are you guystalking about over here?
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How cool this guy's hair is?
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- Hmm?- We were discussing Franzen.
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Ugh, Franzen sucks.
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My parents used to keepthis box of white Zinfandel
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in their fridge.
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One time,I drank it all and barfed
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in my cat's litter box.
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- Do you mean Franzia?
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The boxed wine?
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- No, no,I was obviously joking, guys.
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- Uh, but hey, I'm gonna getthat, uh, cheese platter
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somebody broughtand eat something
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off of it.
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- So which person here do youfind the most insufferable?
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I'm going with the girlwho's mentioned
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studying abroad in Syria,like, nine times.
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Oh, by the way,
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I thought that last pieceyou wrote was great.
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The one about all the peopleyour immigrant dad
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keeps confusingwith Jennifer Garner?
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- Cool, thank you so much.I'm glad you liked it.
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I can say it comesfrom a real place.
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My immigrant dad confuses a lotof people with Jennifer Garner.
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- Well,I wrote some notes on it,
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- if you're interested.- Oh, my God.
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That would be great.
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- We tossed all the sombreros,kimonos, and fake afros.
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We tried to get ridof any and all triggers.
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- Yeah, yeah, I mean,it looks good.
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I can't imaginethe Women's Center crew
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being offended by any of this.
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- Leighton, hi.May we enter?
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Where is everybody?
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Does the party not beginat 8 o'clock?
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- It's 8:05,that's an insane time to arrive
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for an 8 o'clock party.
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Uh, can I take your coat?
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- I will keep it onand buttoned, thank you.
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- Great, yeah,whatever makes you comfortable.
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I made you a bread.
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- Oh, that's--wow,it's so heavy.
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Cool. Uh, please.Let me show you around.
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- Nico, what a lovelycraftsman home you have.
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- So tonight is gonna bea shitshow, isn't it?
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Heh, oh, yeah.
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Um, do you want a drink?
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- Oh, I already startedin the driveway.
360
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But yeah,let's continue drinking.
361
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- Please.
362
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Ginger, is that a bodycam?
363
00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:12,591
- What? No, no.This is a normal broach.
364
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- Yeah, I think if you makea few of these cuts,
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it'll be great.
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You should totally include this
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in your final writingsubmission.
368
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- Really?Cool, thank you so much.
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Should we go back out there?
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- Hey, before we go,I want to show you
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- this funny video I saw.- Sure.
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After yours, I have one too.
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It's a lady who fallswith a milkshake.
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- Theta-lympics area celebration
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of competition and pageantry.
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Uh, specifically,drinking competition
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- and drinking pageantry.- Okay.
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- But note that we take everypossible precaution.
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Drinks are pouredby licensed bartenders.
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And two brothershave been designated
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as sober problem-solvers.
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You can calm down.
383
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Look, I know that you thinkI'm some, like,
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- big, scary lesbian protester--- Whoa!
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Coming to get you.
386
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- I did not knowthat you are a lesbian.
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It would be rudeif I'd assumed that.
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Nico, less.
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- Hey, so, I'm just hereto have a good time.
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Now, would you please holdmy feet for a keg stand?
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- Only if you hold mineafterwards.
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- Equality.- Oh, my God.
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- Okay, cool.Needs more ice.
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- Uh, actually,I am gonna go make sure
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that Ginger has hergluten-free beer.
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Check on her.
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- But really, I'm here for me.Not for him.
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- I don't even care if I see him.- Okay, good.
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- Yeah, tonight's a "me" night.- Mm.
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- But in the eventthat I do see him,
401
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should I mention him deletingthe Instagram comment?
402
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- Hi,what's going on over here?
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Actually, I don't care.
404
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I'm just tryingto avoid someone, so.
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Damn, okay.
406
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- Hey, there she is.- Hey.
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- How wasthe wine and cheese thing?
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It was fine.
409
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- That's it?- Yeah, what?
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- What's wrong?- You're acting weird.
411
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Yeah, your vibes are way off.
412
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- Yeah, um, something sort ofweird actually did happen.
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One of "The Catullan" editorswas giving me notes on a piece,
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and then he put on a porn.
415
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- What? Why did he do that?- Were you hooking up with him?
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00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,472
- No, we were just talking,and then he put it on.
417
00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:14,267
- So like a predator does.- No, not like a predator.
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It was friendly.
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He said he just wantedto show me a funny video.
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- And the funny video was porn?- Bela, I don't like this.
421
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- Was the porneven funny though?
422
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- That's the thing,I couldn't figure out
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what the funny part was,
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but I must have missedsomething.
425
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It's fine.
426
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- Well, do you rememberwhat it was called?
427
00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:34,331
- Maybe he thought it was funnythat they kept their socks on?
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No, I don't think so.
429
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:38,155
- Is it funny that his ballsare a different color
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00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,400
than his penis?
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- Was he laughingwhile you were watching?
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- No,he was just staring at it
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and, like, breathed heavy.
434
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We didn't even make eye contactuntil it ended.
435
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- Yeah, hey, final decision.This guy is weird as fuck.
436
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,135
- Yeah, I agree.You should avoid him.
437
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:52,980
- Okay, if this was Eric,that would be one thing,
438
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but this is Ryan.He's the nice one.
439
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Hey!
440
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No watching porn tonight!
441
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We are on our best behavior.
442
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,664
- Okay, all right,this is gonna be okay.
443
00:17:06,725 --> 00:17:08,025
But listen,I'm gonna need you to sweep
444
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:09,333
like you've never swept before.
445
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:10,695
- Yo,I am the king of sweeping.
446
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:13,103
- Hit it.- Go. Okay, go! Go, sweep!
447
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,768
Sweep! Oh!
448
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,667
- What!- Fuck yes! Yes.
449
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,608
- Looks like Nico's got himselfa new Barbie doll.
450
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Her?
451
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Girl, what the hell didyour Barbie dolls look like?
452
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- Great job, Nico!- Hey!
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- Hey!- Thanks, man.
454
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Did he just call you "man"?
455
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- Maybe he said "ma'am."- That's not better.
456
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,526
- Hey!- Hey! Thank you!
457
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- All right,I'm gonna get you later.
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All right, sounds good.
459
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- Oh.- Oof.
460
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- What the hell, I just--
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- Oh.- Of course it's you.
462
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- Oh, take it easy.What are you gonna do?
463
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Grab some more pics of my dickfor your personal collection?
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- That's not what I was doing.- Okay.
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- Look, do you think it's fairthat a men's soccer team
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with a losing record getstons of swag
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while a women's team witha winning record gets nothing?
468
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- Okay,I think that we get shit
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because people actually cometo our games.
470
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And people prefer men's sports
471
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because we're betternatural athletes.
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We're stronger, we're faster,and we have bigger muscles.
473
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Was that too realof an answer for you?
474
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- You really thinkyou're faster than me?
475
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- Yeah, mm-hmm.
476
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Prove it.
477
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- Um, why are there so manysombreros in that dumpster?
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- I think when they heardwe were coming,
479
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they ditched some of the moreproblematic elements
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of this party,and by problematic,
481
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I do mean deeply,deeply racist.
482
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- We?- Huh?
483
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- You just said, "Whenthey heard we were coming."
484
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What, are--are youone of us now?
485
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Oh, a Women's Center person?
486
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Um, are you insane?I would sooner do improv.
487
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Oh, God, we're that bad?
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- Yeah, you're right,I crossed a line.
489
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- Ooh.
490
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- oh, oh, yeah...
491
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- Dude, can you please not takea piss right next to us?
492
00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:09,548
I mean, I came here to drink,not see the side of your dick.
493
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- Whatever.- Asshole.
494
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- If you don't like it,leave, you dyke.
495
00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:20,887
- What the fuckdid you just call me?
496
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Fuck off.
497
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,528
Take that, motherfucker.
498
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:26,630
Yes, this dyke is kickingyour fucking ass!
499
00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:29,868
- Alicia! Alicia! Alicia, stop!- Get off of me.
500
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What the hell?
501
00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:32,296
- Who's side are you on,anyway?
502
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:33,871
Did you see that?
503
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:41,854
Wait, Alicia. Wait up.
504
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,224
Alicia. Alicia, stop.
505
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:44,715
Why?
506
00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:46,486
So that you can get madat me for defending myself
507
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,152
against that fucking dick?
508
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:49,590
- No, I just didn't wantto see you get hurt.
509
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,018
Okay,that guy could have killed you.
510
00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:52,319
I know you think you're tough,
511
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:53,991
but you are fucking5 feet tall.
512
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I am 5'2"!
513
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- Okay, I am so, so sorry thatthat happened.
514
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:01,868
Okay, and I'm so sorrythat I brought you here.
515
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:04,074
I--I swear to God,I've never seen these guys
516
00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:07,269
- do anything like that before.- Yeah, of course you haven't.
517
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,512
Because they don't treat youlike they treat me.
518
00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:12,175
I'm just this queer girlthat they can't fuck.
519
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:15,784
But you, you're this pretty,blonde, straight girl
520
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:18,381
who they actually think isworthy of respect.
521
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:20,750
- That--that's not true.- Yes, it is.
522
00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:21,892
No.
523
00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:26,355
No--no, I mean, what--
524
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:28,225
what you said about me.
525
00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:29,563
You're wrong.
526
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,366
What part am I wrong about?
527
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:50,220
- Whoa, I was,like, really wrong about you.
528
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:51,882
Shut up.
529
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:01,133
- Let's go, let's go.
530
00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:02,486
All right, all right.
531
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:05,404
First one to a milepermanently proves
532
00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:07,174
which gender is superior.
533
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,636
Three, two, one, go!
534
00:21:13,972 --> 00:21:15,942
- See me all day, baby.- I got you.
535
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,438
- Okay.- Yeah, okay.
536
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:27,646
Hey, Kimberly, wait up.
537
00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:29,863
- Hey.- Hey.
538
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,115
I feel terrible.
539
00:21:31,189 --> 00:21:32,489
Like, I invited you,I got busy,
540
00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:34,331
and I barely saw you.
541
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:36,126
Oh, I didn't even notice.
542
00:21:36,194 --> 00:21:38,464
I was just hanging outwith so many friends.
543
00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:40,600
Right.
544
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:43,296
- But I have to get going.Homework.
545
00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:44,438
Oh.
546
00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:48,608
Do you want me to walk you?
547
00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:50,314
Yeah, you can do that.
548
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:52,375
- Sure.
549
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:59,049
- Give it up for feminism!- Yeah!
550
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,021
- I'm close!- You're gonna win!
551
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:02,649
No, no, no, no, no!
552
00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:04,821
Yeah! That's right!
553
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:06,360
Yeah, that's right!
554
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,958
I guess men are fasterthan women after all.
555
00:22:09,027 --> 00:22:10,557
Whoa!
556
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:12,632
- Shit.
557
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:20,806
Nevertheless, she persisted!
558
00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:31,877
- So was the Theta-lympicseverything you hoped for?
559
00:22:31,983 --> 00:22:33,193
Yeah.
560
00:22:33,251 --> 00:22:34,651
I mean, no one spilleda beer on me,
561
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,660
so it was easily my favoriteTheta party yet.
562
00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:43,263
Hey,
563
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:47,002
did you leave a comment on myInstagram and then delete it?
564
00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:49,897
Yes.
565
00:22:51,503 --> 00:22:54,443
I didn't want anyone reading itand getting the wrong idea.
566
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,338
The wrong idea like what?
567
00:22:58,410 --> 00:23:00,710
You're my sister's roommate,and I'm tutoring you,
568
00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:03,079
and I shouldn't be sayingyou look, uh...
569
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,450
You know.
570
00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:14,591
I should get back.
571
00:23:14,693 --> 00:23:16,903
Thanks for walking me home.
572
00:23:16,962 --> 00:23:18,302
No problem.
573
00:23:26,638 --> 00:23:28,138
Oh, shit.
574
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:45,057
Fuck.
575
00:23:47,392 --> 00:23:48,792
Fuck.
576
00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:11,847
- Are you seriously leavingright now?
577
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:14,020
- No, it's just late.That's all.
578
00:24:15,987 --> 00:24:18,317
Look, I get it.
579
00:24:18,423 --> 00:24:20,793
I always used to rush awayafter sex too.
580
00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:24,534
Instead, you know, maybe youcould just come sit down.
581
00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:27,029
We could order some Postmates,
582
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,332
maybe watch some"Indian Matchmaker."
583
00:24:34,506 --> 00:24:35,606
Okay.
584
00:24:36,775 --> 00:24:39,975
Okay, I will stayfor one to six episodes.
585
00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:41,475
Okay.
586
00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:46,822
- Um, could I borrowyour Netflix login?
587
00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:51,722
- Are you serious?Did you get hurt?
588
00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:54,163
- I'm fine.You should see the treadmill.
589
00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:56,286
My chin definitely dented it.
590
00:24:58,497 --> 00:24:59,897
Whit, we need to talk.
591
00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:03,837
We can't do this anymore.
592
00:25:05,203 --> 00:25:07,643
Are you breaking up with me?
593
00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:09,406
It's my fault.
594
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,138
This whole thing was wrong.
595
00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:13,909
And it was inappropriate forme to ever go along with it.
596
00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:15,882
"Go along with it"?
597
00:25:15,981 --> 00:25:18,081
Look, we just need to end it.
598
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:19,753
- I don't--I don't understand.
599
00:25:21,052 --> 00:25:23,322
Wait, is this becauseof the--the call with my mom?
600
00:25:23,388 --> 00:25:25,188
- Whit, if she ever found outwe're together,
601
00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:26,417
I'd be done. You know it.
602
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,255
She would have me so cancelled.
603
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,930
It would be this big story, andno school would ever hire me.
604
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:32,399
- Wait, so--so what now?
605
00:25:32,497 --> 00:25:34,567
We just go on pretendingeverything's normal,
606
00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:36,426
and you go hometo your fucking wife
607
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,565
and hope she forgives youand takes you back?
608
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,342
I never actually told her.
609
00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:51,281
- You shouldn'ttell anyone, either.
610
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:53,423
We both have a lot to lose.
611
00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:06,866
What the fuck?
612
00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:34,887
Go to bed.
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