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- Hello, hello, hello.
all: Hi!

RUPAUL: Previously on
"RuPaul's Drag Race UK."

For this week's Maxi Challenge,

you'll be giving the Queen Team
a head-to-toe drag makeover.

- Bit worried you might be liking this

a little bit too much, Gemma.
- [laughs]

- A shift silhouette, as we've seen it
miss, and we've seen it hit.

- Right. This time, it's gonna hit.

- We're playing on
a sort of fairy pixie theme.

- There's camp, love,
and there's gay vomit.

- Pixie Polite.

I think the makeup, you did your sister
just a little dirty there.

Dakota Schiffer.

Every time, it's the same silhouette.

I just want more. Could you blame me?

Cheddar Gorgeous.
- It was just fabulous.

- Condragulations, you are the winner
of this week's challenge.

Pixie Polite,
shantay, you stay.

Dakota Schiffer, sashay away.

- The doll has to leave the valley.

[suspenseful music]

[Danny sighing]

JONBERS: Jesus. I'm all tangled.

We're back in the workroom
after elimination and everyone is sad

because Dakota has been
our little sister here.

She's such a sweet sweetheart.

- Oh, God.
[sighs]

[sniffling]

"The doll may have left this valley,
but she certainly left her mark.

Trans rights."

- Yes, trans rights.
- Trans rights!

- Oh.

- I don't know about you girls,
but I think this has been the hardest one.

To see her go.

- She's made herstory.
And she did so well.

- Oh, my God. Incredible.

CHEDDAR:
Her journey's only just beginning,

so I'm really excited for Dakota.

I'm just sad for me 'cause I don't get to
have her around me anymore.

- It's really coming down to the wire.
- Yeah.

- Like, it's five of us now.

- Like, today, it literally
could have been any of us.

- It was so close.

- Well done, babe.
- Well done.

- Well done, Pixie.

- I didn't want to see
either of you go home,

and I'm so proud that you're here still.

Even if you did wear that.

[laughter]

- How rude.
- Oh, my God.

- Nobody ever wants to lip sync,
but I'm glad I did this week.

I think I've been coasting a little bit.

And I smashed that lip sync,

so these girls better stop
underestimating me.

- We love you so much, girl.
- We love you so much, Dakota.

- But someone had to go home,
so bye.

- I think that Pixie's gained
a huge boost of confidence

from this lip sync experience.

- Right.
Come on, girls.

Top five.
Let's go and take a seat.

- Let's see if it verges on the cocky.
[sinister stinger]

- Danny, babe, how you feeling?

- [sighs]
CHEDDAR: Ah, love.

- I'll be honest.
Every person that's gone, up to now,

it kind of just felt like it's their time.

Don't want to make anyone else feel shit,

but I just don't think
she was the worst tonight.

I'm proud that you're here still as well.

You're me sister and I didn't want
to see you go.

And as soon as it was you
that was in the bottom,

me heart just broke.
[sniffling]

- I don't--I'm not--

I don't want to fish, but like,
do you think it was me?

Is it me that you think
that should have went?

[dramatic music]

- I don't think anyone should have gone.
- Yeah.

- I did think you were gonna be
in the bottom.

- I love Dakota so much,

but I do think my look was more
put together and refined.

I'm obviously sad to see Dakota gone too,

but I'm not the one that sent her home.
The judges did.

I still have so much more to show
and give, and I'm fighting for that spot.

And I'm the one that has to work
the hardest because I don't have a badge.

I deserve a badge too.

I mean, look, I've done mediocre
in this competition,

but some of them have done
really mediocre.

So some of those badges
I don't think should be there.

- You know what?

Emotions aside, we have--
we've done it, girls.

We're gonna smash the back doors
out of it, girls.

JONBERS: Smash them open!
PIXIE: Yes!

We are the top five of season four!
- Top five!

- Yes!

- Somebody smash my back doors in.
[laughter]

- Don't wish that too soon, bitch.

- Come on, let's get out of drag.

- From 12 noisy, annoying girls...

[both cheering, laughing]

- To five still annoying girls.

I'm connected to you.

- Ah! It's--it's eating me!
[laughter]

[mock choking]

- It just takes a little topping over
for someone to kick you out

and you sashay away.

JONBERS: I loved your Turkey Twizzle.

- I was inspired by your neck.

[laughter]

- Oh! [imitating air horn]
- Gobble, gobble!

- This is not even a race.

- Give it a bit of this.

BLACK PEPPA:
This is a sprint.

I am going to be Usain Bolt
behind these bitches

because I will catch up to them.

[suspenseful music]

- It's a Cheddar Gorgeous classic.

It'll go really well with
your Danny Beard face.

[laughs]

[engine starting]

RUPAUL [singing]:
RuPaul's Drag Race

[voiceover] The winner,
crowned the UK's next Drag Race superstar,

will receive an all-expenses paid
trip to Hollywood

to create their own digital series
with the producers

of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

Tonight with Michelle Visage,

Alan Carr,

and extra special guest judge
Lorraine Pascale.

[singing] May the best drag queen win.
Best drag queen win.

[upbeat electronic music]

- Woo!

- Oh, my God. It's so dead in here.

- There's so much room!

It's a brand-new day in the workroom,
and I am so excited to be here!

I really want to just have a lot of fun,
prove myself,

and just be camp as hell.

Another week.
How we feeling?

- It's very real, actually.

- Did anyone not expect
to get this far?

- Yeah.
- I don't know, actually.

- Really?
- Totally.

No, it's not like, a lack of self-belief.

I really--I really believe in myself.

I just didn't know whether I'd be able
to showcase who I am.

I'm in top five, and
I have three badges.

Do you know what?

I might actually have
to start accepting

that I could be quite good
at this drag malarkey.

- I did--
I did expect to be here.

[quirky music]

No tea, no shade.

I did expect to be.
- Confidence.

- Yeah, it's not just confidence.
I'm not delusional.

But like, I did expect to
definitely be in a top spot.

Is there anyone who isn't here

that we expected to be in top five?

- Dakota.
- I thought Dakota would be here.

- And I don't know
that I necessarily believe

she should have been
in the bottom last week.

- You think it should have been me?

I don't think so at all.

- I'm not coming for you, though.
I'm just saying that's what I think.

- That is what you think.

[suspenseful stinger]

Pixie, why are you bringing this up again?

Aren't we meant to be like, sisters here?

But this is--
this is the one thing actually

that did come up in Untucked,
is that people said to me,

what's your USP?

Well, what's your USP?

[suspenseful stinger]

Do you wear pixie wings
every week to your gig?

- Well, no, but it's a branding thing.

I know it wasn't fashionable,
but that's not what I do.

- Fashion is what I do,
and fashion's what I got given the runway.

And that's what they did my critique on,

and it was the strongest fashion look
on the runway.

- OK, well, I'm not trying to do
fashion, though, Jonbers, am I?

- No, I know, but I am.

- She is 100% pure-pressed.

She is not from concentrate today.
She is not having it.

No one's at each other's throat here.

- I know this is the thing as well.

Like, I don't mean it personally.

- It felt a very pointed comment.

I'm just defending myself.
I've had to defend myself all my life.

Everyone telling me
whether my looks are good enough.

- You are the most
fashionable person here.

What I sometimes struggle with is

what is the story the fashion is telling?

I want to get to know you more.

- I think it's like, you know,
you get a split second on that runway,

and if it comes across that
you can't understand the story,

then I'm just like, well, everyone else
needs to catch up with me.

They're debating whether
my drag is valid here.

That's not up for debate by you.

They're all a bunch of snakes.

Is this week my week to get a badge?

- No!
- We're fancy!

[siren blaring]

- Oh!

[screaming, laughing]

Be nice to us.

RUPAUL (slurring):
Her Majesty did already done had herses.

Hey, racers.
all: Hey!

RUPAUL (ON TV):
There can be 100 people in the room,

and 99 don't believe in you.

But you're here,

and those losers
are just staring at their phones.

So just do whatever you want.
[chuckles]

[engine roaring]

- But what?

- Hello, hello, hello.
all: Hi!

[chuckling]

- She's back.

- Hello, ladykins.

- Hi!
- Hey, Ru!

- Quick question.

Are there any thespians in the house?

- The Queen Team
are mostly thespians, I think.

[laughter]

- Because for this week's
Maxi Challenge,

you'll be acting in a murder mystery
with a modern twist.

- Yeah!
- Yay!

- It's called "The Squirrel Games."

[laughter]

- Not "Murder on the Whorient Express"?
- [laughs]

- Now, each of you will play
a fictional reality star

who checks into the Big Mutha house.

- [screeches]
- Amazing.

- That is camp.

- Only to discover that your fate

is being controlled by
a sassy and sadistic squirrel.

[all gasping]

#DragRaceUK.

Now, Cheddar Gorgeous,

as the winner
of last week's Maxi Challenge,

you get to assign the roles.

- [hoarsely] The power!

[sinister stinger]

And later today, you'll work with
my favorite director, Michelle Visage.

all: Yay!

- I am a fan of British reality shows,

I'm a fan of "Squid Games,"

I'm a fan of me.

This is a great mix.

- Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

[all screaming]

- Go, go, go!

- Ooh, I got highlighter pens.

PIXIE: The plot thickens.

JONBERS: I've had a few acting
experiences in my life.

I've played the fool in panto before,

I've played--imagine this,
I've played a drunk. [laughing]

- Get ready for "Big Mutha,"

the second most chaotic drag reality show
on the BBC

that sees five iconic reality stars,

each famous in their own field,

living together in the Big Mutha house.

I have to confess,
I am not a huge fan of reality TV at all,

which is ironic
given my current situation.

[dramatic stinger]

All right, guys. This season features
the sickest and most evil twist yet,

"The Squirrel Games."

No longer are these mothers
competing to boost their careers.

They'll also be fighting
to save their lives

in TV's most brutal Maxi Challenge ever.

- God, this feels too real.

- Queen number one, winner of Lust Isle,

Minxie is a model, business mogul, and
influencer with over 20 million followers.

Queen number two,
Kimmy Boobburn.

[laughter]

Reality show veteran Kimmy
is here to clean up the competition,

and she'd happily wipe the floor

with any of these horrible, horrible,
rude little ratbags.

[laughter]
- Amazing.

- I wonder who that's based on.
- Iconic.

- Queen three, Bev Growls.

Bev Growls is the ultimate TV survivalist,

and the definition of a fighting machine.

Queen four: Sassy and Fugly the Dog.

When they first appeared on
"Britain's Got Niche Skills,"

this dynamic duo were quite literally
the underdogs of the competition.

Queen five, Divine-ah Dickall.

The ultimate reality TV presenter

and a celebrity in her own right.

She's glamorous, gossipy,
and gooped by all the shenanigans

happening in the house.

all: Ooh.

- These are all really good characters.

- Do you want another one?
- Do you want another one?

- There we go. One for you.
- Thank you very much.

- One for you.
- Thank you.

- Shall we read it through?
- Yeah.

- I'm excited to read this script.

I think with any reality TV show,
you've got the hero,

and then you've got your supporting cast.

I'd like to be the hero,

and everyone else can be
the supporting cast this week.

That'd be lovely. I'd love a badge.
Thank you very much.

[laughing]

- You OK over there, little poppet?

- They've got a "Big Brother India"
reference, and I'm living for it.

- No one wants to make that mistake where
they skim through and like,

"Yeah, I'm OK with that character."

Any little wrong decision can mess you up
at this point,

so you want to make sure that
you have the right role.

- [laughs] A king at lance,
if you don't mind.

- Has everyone had
a chance to read?

How about you, Jonbers?
Who you feeling?

- When the roles were being read,
I really was drawn to Sassy.

People are going to think
I'm absolutely mental if I tell them why.

I literally had a dream that
I was going to play a dog.

- And you get a puppet.

- Although it is another animal.
[chuckles]

Yeah, that's another animal.

In my dream, it was like,
me going, "aroo?"

That's the universe telling me
that I have to play a dog.

[laughing]

- Right. I'm happy for you
to have that character.

So Jonbers is going to be
Sassy and Fugly the Dog.

- I like Bev Growls.

Stands out to me.
- OK. Yeah.

So you're up for Bev Growls?
- Yeah.

Bev Growls.
[growls]

[cat meowing]

- Who would really love Minxie?

- I'm feeling Minxie.

Or maybe Divine-ah Dickall as well.
- OK.

- What about you, Cheds?
Which ones do you like?

- Um, I--
see, I feel like Divine-ah Dickall,

I feel like I've done
that character before.

I think--
well, Minxie I haven't really done.

OK.

So I could do Minxie.

A fun, self-absorbed, daft person.

I mean, it won't be a challenge
for me at all.

It's basically my life.

- I really like Kim Boobburn.

- Danny, would you be happy
doing Divine-ah?

- Yeah.
- Sure?

- I think so, yeah.

- I'm a Minxie, you're a Kimmy.

- Yeah.

- And you're a Divine-ah.

- Is everyone happy
with their roles?

- Sure.
- Yeah.

- Shall we highlight?
- I think so.

- Yes, let's highlight.
- Let's do it.

- I really wanted to play
the Lust Island knob,

but Cheddar's going to have it,
and that's fine.

So now I'm going to have to do well
with Divine-ah.

[upbeat music]

- Shall we go--
shall we go through our scene?

I'm playing Sassy and Fugly the Dog.

Not only have I got to think about
what my lines are,

I've got to think about this dog.
Woof, woof.

I can't wait to see how this turns out.

[laughter]

- I'm excited. I think--

yeah, I think we can do enough
to make it good.

I'm just worried that not everyone
in the room is an actor.

- They sound like the three witches
from Macbeth over there, plotting.

Plotting their own demise, darling.

- [chuckles]
- Hope no.

- Come on, it's just us girls here.

- I worry that Peppa's not going to be
able to push it big enough.

- I am happy with my character.

I feel like there's a lot of things
I can play off of

that's different from
any of the challenges I've done.

And now I feel like this could--

I can take this character
to a whole 'nother, you know, dimension.

I'm always used to looking
prim and proper and pretty,

and it's time to get dirty and crazy.

And I feel like this is a real good way
to show the judges something new.

[both barking, howling]

[laughter]

- What a pair of bitches.

[laughter]

[Jonbers imitates dog whining]

- Last week, a bird. This week, a dog.
What's next week?

- A bus home.

[laughter]

- Go fuck yourself.

[upbeat music]

- Hello, ladies.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- Hi, Michelle.

- It's now time for us to film
our scenes with Michelle Visage.

Who is she?

- Well, welcome to
the Big Mutha house.

First question.

Name a celebrity who should have
won "Big Brother" who isn't bitter.

- Michelle Visage.

- That's the one! Me too!

Well, let's start with launch night.

Divine-ah, you're up first.

- We only got these scripts
a couple of hours ago.

I don't know me arse from me elbow.

- Action.

- Hello.

Welcome to--
fuck, what's the line?

- "Hi, I'm Divine-ah Dickall."
- Yeah, it was out, wasn't it? Sorry.

- Action.

- Hello,
I'm "Di-vee-na" Dickall.

- You're "Di-vai-na."

- What did I call meself?
- "Di-vee-na."

- Oh, my God.

- And action.

- So--
[sniffs]

I...

can...

reveal...
- It's an hour show, Divine-ah.

- They take ages to do
the gaps in the thing.

- Yes, but we actually don't have ages.

- Oh, God.
I've got a real sense of worry

I've given Danny the wrong role.

- Hello, I'm Divine-ah Dickall,

and welcome to the launch of "Big Mutha."
[chuckles]

- So I thought that was
actually pretty good.

- Phew. They got this.

- And scene for you.

- It's like Hollyoaks, wasn't it?

- Now, we're going to film
the rest of the scene.

Kids, let's go for our first take.

And action.

- What is the first word?
Sorry.

- "Uh, yeah.
Bring it on, you little rodent."

- Yeah, bring it on
you little rodent!

Let "The Squirrel Games" begin!

- Don't scream too loud.

Because sometimes
when you scream too loud,

and you growl too loud,
[growling indistinctly].

- [shouting] Bring it on,
you little rodent!

Let "The Squirrel Games" begin!

- Hold it there.

The intensity behind it doesn't
necessarily mean the volume.

- [shouting]
Let "The Squirrel Games" begin!

For me, who's been with
these loud-ass bitches

taking up all the oxygen in the room,
how do I stand out?

And I feel like I need
to shout to stand out.

Grr!

- OK, we got to move on.

- This was not in my contract!

- Oh, babes, don't you read--

I've gone into Birmingham.

- And cut.

Let's go again.

- Oh, babes,
don't you read Reddit?

The fans have known about
this cast for weeks.

- Cheddar's accent seems
to be on a national tour.

- Oh, babes, don't you read b--
Reddit?

- OK, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
- Sorry.

Can't help it when a bit
of Brummie comes through.

You can take the girl out of Birmingham,

but you can't take the Birmingham
out the girl, can you?

- And scene.

Onto the next scene.

Sassy and Fugly the Dog and Bev Growls.

Let's go.
Action.

- Don't blame me.

It was Pugly's fault!
- And cut.

It's "Fugly."

- How dare you?

Pugly--Pugly's seen it all.

- It's "Fugly."

Yeah?

- What is this dog's name?
Is it Fugly? Pugsley?

I mean, I'm a dog. It's a dog.
We're all dogs.

- And action.

- My Pugly's been through
enough today.

[sobbing]

- Pugsy, Fugsley, Mugsley.
[mumbling]

- Pugly's seen it all.

- It's your dog.
What's it called?

- Do you think my poor Pugly's
been through enough today?

- And cut. I keep hearing "Pugly."

- Am I doing it with "my poor"?

Am I saying "Pugly" there?
- Yes. "Poor Pugly."

- Because it's a P-P? OK.
- Yeah.

- [clears throat]

Don't put a P in front of Pugly.

No, Fugly!
Oh, fuck's sake.

- We can carry on.
We'll go to scene three.

Here we go, kids.

And action.

- Oh, there's going to be hell to pay
when I find those--

sorry, line?

- "Who's had their mucky paws
on my bloomers?"

Let's try it again.

- There'll be hell to pay
when I find you out--

There'll be hell to pay when I find out
whoever's stolen my knickers.

- And cut.
- OK.

- The impersonation of a certain someone
is fantastic,

but you need to have levels.

Play with it.
- I couldn't agree more, Michelle.

I was worried I wouldn't go big enough
for the character, so let's go big.

Oh, there's going to be hell to pay
when I find that filthy, filthy person

who's had their mucky paws
all over my bloomers.

- OK. Cut, cut, cut, cut.

Let's do the--
do you know what the line is?

- Whoever's stolen my bloomers.

There's--
oh, sorry.

Don't you start with me, lovey.

Line? Sorry.

Oh, I'm going to--
sorry, I'll try that again.

- "How about I clean that
grubby little mouth out?"

- Yes, that's the one.

- How many takes is this line?

- Sorry, line?

- Cut.

It's, "do you want it?"

- That's the one. Sorry.
- I do.

One of the advantages
of having to wait around

for other people to remember their lines,

I was just trying to fixate on having fun.

- OK, we can just do one more take.

Get it right.

- Oh, I'm going to shove this
where the sun don't shine, my dear.

- [exclaims]

[dramatic stinger]

- It all just feels
a little bit of a mess.

- [whispers] Hit me.
- Oh, sorry.

- Oh!

- And cut.

[dramatic stinger]

CHEDDAR: For top five,

I feel like we should have been
waltzing into this challenge

far more prepared.

- OK, Big Muthas. That's a wrap.

See you on the runway.

- Let's hope we actually
all make it out alive.

[electronic music]

- Woo!

- Top five!
- Top five!

- I've got my dog.
- [barking]

[laughter, yelling]

- Jumpy little rodent!

So it's elimination day,
and one of these rodents are going home.

- I am sick of being spotty.

I can't wait to--
- Oh, my God.

I have never been this
so spotty in my life.

- It's been a long journey,
hasn't it, girls?

Is anyone missing home?

- So much.
- Yeah, I am.

I'm really missing speaking to my parents.

Because it's been such
a transition from like,

how it was whenever
I first came out as gay

to like, in the past like, six years,

they've just really supported me.

Being in this competition is
actually really hard because

we're away from our families.

And I normally speak to my parents
three, four times a week.

I really miss them so much.

And they come to all my shows.

Like, my dad was the one that told me.

He was like, "Have you ever heard of
this 'RuPaul's Drag Race'?"

- Aww!
- And I was like, "Yes, Dad." [laughing]

"I've auditioned every year."

And he was like,
"You should definitely be on that."

And I was like, it's so wild for my dad
to say something like that.

- How are you with your parents?

- My parents are great.
They're incredibly supportive.

I think like everyone, my dad--

I think my dad struggled with
me coming out first.

But you know, my dad was
a massive Erasure fan.

He's a massive David Bowie fan.
- Oh, wow.

- I joked with him recently.

I was like, "Dad, you do realize
this is all your fault, don't you?"

[laughter]

My dad, he's told me how
he's challenged people at work

who've been homophobic.

And I'm so proud of him for that.

To be where he's from and to make that
progression in his own thinking,

he's really amazing.
Really, really amazing.

- Do you know what? I have a really,
really good relationship with my dad.

He was a fireman.

I remember when I first came out,
I told my mom first.

And I was like, "Don't tell Dad."
And I was scared.

And like, me dad came into me room

and he was like, "Your mum told me."

And I was like, "Told you what?"

[laughter]

But he was like, "Dan, we've always known,
and we love you no matter what."

He's like a big softie
in a big, mean frame.

And he was always fine with me being gay.

Just really supportive.

When I did Liverpool Pride one year,

he really pushed to borrow a fire engine
from another station

because it had been decorated pink
for breast cancer,

but he wanted to drive
the pink fire engine at Liverpool Pride.

Like, for me,
but obviously not for me, but...

- But for you.
- Yeah. You know?

- That's really special.

- A lot of my sense of humor comes,
I think, from my dad.

I'm turning into my dad
as I'm getting older

but just in a dress,
which is even funnier.

- Pixie, angel,
what about your dad?

- My dad was in
the emergency services like Danny.

My dad was a traffic policeman for years,

so we never really used to see him.

When I was a teenager
and you're discovering

who you are and all that stuff,

it was really intimidating
because, you know,

I didn't feel like
I really knew him that well.

It wasn't until he was retired
and I was a bit more grown up

that we really started to
have a proper relationship

because there was time.

And looking back,

I think I must have always known
how much of a gentle soul my dad is.

We're so close now.

I've never seen my dad get
particularly emotional,

but when I told him that
I got on this show, he...

he basically was screaming
like a little girl,

running around the room, like--

and I just didn't really expect it.

- That's amazing.

- And I know how proud he is of me.

He's always said that one day,
when I'm famous and rich,

he would like me to buy him a Ferrari.

And it was always a little joke we had,

but now maybe I will.
Don't know. [chuckles]

- How about you, Peppa?

I know you're not particularly close
with your born family.

- In Birmingham, the queer family
that I have made there,

they have brought out who Black Peppa is.
I didn't know who I was.

At home in Birmingham,
I do have a loving family.

I always say that family
doesn't have to be blood.

Family to me is the family that you make.

Birmingham family, they help me to accept
things about myself

that I didn't necessarily like.

For example, being quiet and shy.

But they saw that, and they were like,

there's someone behind all of that.
- Yeah.

- And I'm like, no one has ever
kind of spoken to me like that,

not even my parents.

My queer family has been there
for me through and through,

and I don't take that lightly.

I am so thankful to have them in my life.

And for them seeing the potential
that I've always had

that I probably necessarily never seen.

- And you got your Birmingham family,

but now you've got
your "Drag Race" family too.

- Now I have all you crusty bitches
to deal with.

- Wow.
- Ha-ha! Excuse me!

I was going to say "let's have a hug,"

but now I am like, now do you want to get
a hug from Crustina Decline?

- All of a sudden,
we're back in the competition, everybody.

Let's do our makeup, shall we?

- Today, it is the premiere
of "The Squirrel Games,"

the feel-good death movie of the year.

- So sad someone has to go today.

- Right?
- Oh, no. Have fun.

- Yeah, bye-bye.
- [laughs]

- Every week,
the pressure gets even more.

And I think this week would be
the hardest to go home

just before the top four.

But one thing's for sure,
there's an eviction on the cards.

[dramatic music]

[RuPaul's "Cover Girl" playing]

[RuPaul laughing]

- [singing]
Cover girl, put the bass in your walk.

Head to toe, let your whole body talk.

[voiceover] And what?

Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race UK."

Michelle Visage.

- Ru, I'm your "Celebrity Big Brother"
from another mother.

- Uh, that makes no sense.

- Well, if you think
that makes no sense,

wait till you see the movie.
- Oh!

- The super specksy Alan Carr.

Now, Alan, I hear you make
a cameo appearance

in tonight's acting challenge.

- Look, I was young,
and I needed the money, all right?

[laughter]

- Didn't we all?

And my pal,
the delicious Lorraine Pascale.

Welcome, Lorraine.

- Oh, Ru, thank you so much

for giving me a front row seat
to the best show on Earth.

- Aww.

Lorraine, you ain't seen nothing yet.

[laughter]

This week, we challenged our queens

to act the Big Mutha house down.

And tonight on the runway,

category is "Ruff and Ready,"
a celebration of ruffles.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

- [singing] Can you feel the love?

Category is "Ruff and Ready."
- Ooh.

- Up first, Danny Beard.
Oh, Danny Beard.

DANNY: My inspiration really is just
Scouse girls going to the race,

and the fellas probably breed dogs,
or you know, other "business."

- Sometimes we like to do things
nice and ruffled.

DANNY: I wanted to be sexy.
I'm in I think it's silk.

Fuck knows.
I don't work in a fabric shop.

- Ooh, the frill of it all.

DANNY:
I wanted to show the judges versatility.

I didn't want to keep serving them
the same old boiled up shite.

- "E-ruff" is "e-ruff." No more queers.

- [laughing]

- [singing] A little bit of love.

RUPAUL: Up next, Jonbers Blonde.

- Jonbers, I told you to stop
"tulle-ing" around already.

JONBERS:
I'm very excited by the ruffle theme.

This look is my fashion look.
This is my moment.

Ah! I can't sing it
'cause of the copyright,

but I want to sing it!
And you know what I mean.

[laughter]

LORRAINE:
Oh, you can blow on my flute anytime.

[imitating flute]

- How do you think she got
all the snakes out of Ireland?

[laughter]

- Oh, my God.

JONBERS: I could not be more excited
for them to see this look.

RUPAUL: Up next, Cheddar Gorgeous.

[singing] A little bit of love.

Uh-oh, there's a new strain of COVID.

[laughter]

CHEDDAR: I am serving beautiful yellow
and black pansy realness.

But it does have
a serious message as well.

- Thank you, 'pecial.

CHEDDAR: The Pansy Project
is an amazing art project

that plants pansies in
places of homophobic violence.

And I've actually got two pansies
that have been planted

in honor of incidents in my own life.

MICHELLE: Bouquet away.

CHEDDAR: I just feel my best pansy self.

Unashamedly bold, colorful,
having a lovely time.

- [singing]
Lifting you up to a brighter day.

A little bit of love--

RUPAUL: Up next, Black Peppa.

- Oh, hey. See you later at the big top.

[laughter]

BLACK PEPPA: I am serving you
denim club kid, sequin,

rub-your-back,
grate-your-cheddar-on-it realness.

- Ooh, she gives good facekini.

BLACK PEPPA: Now, I knew for a fact
that none of these girls

are going to come up with
a denim idea for ruffles.

And I wanted to be different.

- I've never seen denim
bingo wings before.

BLACK PEPPA: I can see the judges very
clearly under this facekini,

and they are smiling.

You know I serve it to you
every time on this runway.

RUPAUL: She's got good jeans.

- [laughing]

- [singing]
Goes a long, long way--

RUPAUL: Up next, Pixie Polite.

- Her ruffle Highness.

PIXIE: My look is inspired by
my love of history.

I've loved the majesty of kings and queens
and scandals and all that shit.

- Oh, look,
it's Elizabethan Hurley.

[laughter]

- It's Shakespeare's sister.

PIXIE: It's a bit of a shame that we had
an Elizabeth I look

during the Snatch Game,
but I feel pretty gorgeous anyway.

- Oh, look,
it's Catherine Parr for the course.

[laughter]

- Oh, look,
it's Anne Boleyn Redgrave.

[laughter]

PIXIE: I know it's not a very accurate
historical take, but I've made it me.

- Oh, look, it's Victorian Beckham.

- More like
Mary, Queen of Scats.

[laughter]
- Oh, God.

- [singing]
Can you feel the love?

Welcome, ladies.

I'd like to invite our viewers
to sit back,

grab a sack of nuts,

and watch the world premiere

of "The Squirrel Games."

[electronic music]

- Hello, it's me,

Divine-ah Dickall,

and you are watching the launch
of "Big Mutha."

Let's meet our first two mothers.

[Michelle laughing]

[electronic music]

- Oh, gosh, she was a real bitch.

Oh, hi, guys. My name's Minxie,

and I'm known as the first solo winner
of Lust Isle.

#ad!
[judges laughing]

[rock music]

- I'm Bev Growls! Grr!

I can survive anything, even drag queens!

Grr!

- Do you fancy another one?

[crowd cheering]

What about a double whammy?

- Hello, world!
It's Sassy here.

And this excited girl is Fugly the Dog.

[woofing]

We're the winners of
"Britain's Got Niche Skills."

Ah!
[judges laughing]

- Hello, my loveys.

I'm Kimmy Boobburn,
and I'm here to clean up this competition.

Those chicken-livered little shits
better watch out, my dear.

- Now let's speak to the house.
[sniffs, clears throat]

[voiceover] "Big Mutha" house,
you are live on BBC Three.

Please do swear.
[chuckles]

[voiceover]
Now, it would not be a launch night

without a little twist. [chuckling]

Ah! Get off!
What are you doing?

I'm live on the telly!

[screaming]

- [high-pitched squirrel voiceover]
Tricked ya!

Welcome to "The Squirrel Games,"

the most extreme reality competition
in the world.

The good news is one of you will walk away

with a revived TV career and 100.000 nuts.

[judges laughing]

- [panting]
Get those nuts in my face.

[barking]

- [squirrel voiceover]
But bad news, in a nutshell,

the rest of you will die.
[laughs]

- This was not in my contract!

Why am I here?

- Oh, babes, don't you read Reddit?

The fans have known about
this cast for weeks!

[laughter]

Ooh!

- Yeah, bring it on, you little rodent!

Let "The Squirrel Games" begin!

[judges laughing]

- [voiceover]
Day 22 in the "Big Mutha" house.

Divine-ah is finishing off
her yoga class in the expiry room.

- And nama-slay.

Don't forget, guys, all of today's poses

can be found on my brand-new DVD,

available now.
[chuckles]

Oh, I'm knackered after that.

I couldn't half do with a little nap.

[judges laughing]

- Huh? What is it, girl?

Oh!

Oh, Divine-ah?

Divine-ah?

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh!
- What is it?

- Pugly's seen it all.

Divine-ah's dead!
[sobbing]

- You do realize
it's not a real dog?

Well, whatever.

You know what that means.

One down, five more to die.

- [imitating dog whining]

I didn't see it like that.

Divine-ah's dead! [laughing]

Divine-ah's dead!
- Divine-ah's dead!

[all chanting]
Divine-ah's dead! Divine-ah's dead!

- What is all this racket?

I am trying to meditate!

- Don't blame me.

It's Fugly's fault.

Blame Fugly.
You absolute hound!

[judges laughing]

- [voiceover] Day 87.

The mothers are still alive,

and Kimmy is in the living room
trying to find her knickers.

- Oh, there's going to be hell to pay

when I find out who's got their mucky paws
all over my bloomers.

[judges laughing]

Excuse me, young lady.

Are those my knickers?

- Oh, these?

I thought it was
a cheap polyester blanket.

But now you mention it,

I suppose that makes sense
with the skid marks.

- You horrible, horrible little girl.

- Oh, is that all you got for me,
old maiden?

- Do you want it?

You're dying for it?

[loud thud]
- Oh!

- You're drag-handed, you are.

- [laughing] Do you know
how much filler's in this face?

This is 85% grade-A silicon.

Look.
[slaps echoing]

I can't feel a thing.

#gifted.

- Don't start with me, lovey.

Oh, I'll clean out
your dirty, dirty little gob.

You dirty girl.

Filthy, gorgeous, disgusting, little girl.

- [gasps]

#stillnotdead.

[judges laughing]

- [voiceover] Day 164.

The mothers are officially playing
"The Squirrel Games."

[alarm blaring]

all: Who is she?

- First game is Pink Light,
Fleshlight.

Beat your face with makeup
when the pink light is on.

If I can detect busted faces
when I turn around,

you will be eliminated.

- This is what we like to call quick drag.

- Pink light. Lipstick.

- Ah!

Mine's jammed, girls!
[screaming]

Somebody help me!

Oh!

- Busted.

[Danny screams]

[judges laughing]

[machine rattling]

- Pink light. Contour.

- Not happening.

I can't put that on my skin.

I am the face of a rival beauty brand.

It's a breach of contract.

- Busted.

[Cheddar screams]

#dying.

[judges laughing]

[machine rattling]

- Pink light.
False eyelashes.

- Look over there!
- Ah! Ooh?

- Now look over here.

- Oh!
[screaming]

My eyes!

[barking, whimpering]

No!

Fugly's dead!

- It's a puppet.

- Puppet?

How would you like it if I come over there

and turn you into a puppet?

Ooh!

[Jonbers exclaims]

- Ha.

You think a little laser
is going to kill me?

I'm Bev Growls.

Grr!

- Don't make me come over there
and mess you up, bitch.

I said, "die!"

- I'll be back.

[machine rattling]

- Congratulations, Kimmy.
You have won "The Squirrel Games."

Now please take your nuts and sashay away.

- Oh, these horrible, horrible people
could never beat me.

[dramatic music]

[splattering]
[judges laughing]

- Life's a bitch,
and then you get killed by one.

[barking laughter]

[judges laughing]

- Brava, brava, brava.

And you are watching the BBC.

[laughter]

Now it's time for the judges critiques.

First up, Danny Beard.

- Divine-ah Dickall.

Your role was an interesting one because

you were parodying somebody
that is so kind of pure.

But when you started
really taking the mick

and having fun, she came to life.

- Do you fancy another one?

- The mannerisms,
that gurning, and the rhythm.

I thought she was in the room.

- Kind of got a bit of [indistinct],

but I love the--
[laughing]

I love the character.

- I think this is really beautiful,
what you're doing tonight.

This is something that
we don't get to see you in often.

I don't know if you do it very often.

But yet you still keep
Danny Beard in there.

- You could be going to
Ladies' Day at Aintree,

having a glass of Lambrini and a Ciapusci.

- Just that shape.

Oh, it's adorable. You look gorgeous.

- You set the tone for the whole piece.
You were energetic.

Did your character have an objective?

- Yeah, so you're RuPaul.
You host the show.

You're the captain of the ship.

I was channeling that,
and then when she gets thrown in,

she's like, why am I here?

That would be like
you getting thrown in with us.

You'd be like, "Piss off.

I'm not competing with
these ugly bitches."

You know? That's what I was channeling.

- You were ridiculous and very funny.

Thank you very much, Danny.

- Thank you, guys.

- Up next, Jonbers Blonde.

- Jonbers, you were
Sassy and Fugly the Dog.

It's not easy having to remember you

and then having to remember the dog.

So sometimes we get stuck
in kind of one level.

- Divine-ah's dead!

[sobbing]

- There could have been like, other notes,

like the gray and the black and the white.

Make it more of a dance.

- Sassy and Fugly and obviously,
Ashleigh and Pudsey,

they're not known for
their massive personalities.

You thought, right, I'm going to
make this dog as mad as possible.

It was like watching a double act
even though one of them was stuffed.

- And this tonight, Jonbers,
this outfit is spectacular.

The hat is perfectly worn.

The makeup is glorious.

Who is she?

- You look absolutely gorgeous.

Very sexy.

Just beautiful.

- Everything about this outfit,
it's perfection.

So gorgeous.

One of the most beautiful outfits
to ever grace this runway.

- Oh, wow.

- Now your performance,
it was all pedal to the metal.

- Looking back and watching it,
I totally see where you're coming from,

where it was quite shouty.

There was a little bit maybe of me in it,

where it should have been
more of a character.

- But you look gorgeous tonight.

- And looking gorgeous means everything.
- Doesn't it? I mean, come on.

[laughter]

Thank you, Jonbers.

- Thank you so much, everyone.

- Up next, Cheddar Gorgeous.

- I thought you nailed it as Minxie.

- #stillnotdead.

- You had peaks and valleys and colors,

so I had a really good time watching you.

- Cheddar.

This outfit reminds me of when
I used to model way back then.

And you know, on the runway
I'd wear this kind of silhouette.

It's stunning. You look ethereal.

- What the hell are you?

Are you a high-vis amoeba?

Are you a neon scourer? I don't know.

But then I think
that's part of the mystery of you.

- This outfit is ridiculous.

It is so gorgeous.

I love it.

And you were so funny in this thing.

You've got it all.

- Thank you so much.

I mean, I loved doing the challenge.

And it was--

because I didn't feel a lot of feedback
from you Michelle--

- Didn't need it.
- And it was fine,

but I always go into that place
where I'm like,

"Oh, well, God, I must be terrible then."
- Yeah. Right.

- I always think of critique as a gift,

and so I'm often looking
for that negative feedback.

But I'm just--yeah. Thank you so much.

- Well, thank you, Cheddar.
- Thank you.

- Up next, it is Black Peppa.
- Hey.

- I liked where you were going
with Bev Growls,

but I was trying to help you
not scream so much.

- What I would have loved to see,
more of a change though

'cause it was like shout, shout, shout.

- Let "The Squirrel Games" begin!

- But I think it's always good to be told

that you have to take
your foot off the gas a bit

than you needed to give it more.

- I'm having flashbacks
to like, Snatch Game.

As Lil Nas, you were like,
"Oh, yeah, I sort of get it."

And then when you come out
on the runway, all is forgiven.

It's just so clever
and I love the shape of it. It's genius.

- This denim fantasy, it's a moment,

and I'm here for every single bit of it.

- This is another outfit that will
go down in "Drag Race" history.

It's so extraordinary.

It's Moschino meets Gaultier.

It's fabulous.

My eyes don't know where to rest.

Unfortunately,
that wasn't in your character.

You didn't have the peaks and valleys,

but it's all present
in that outfit you're wearing.

- I definitely need to
believe in myself more

when it comes to these challenges.

I'm not a comedian, but I need to
get that crap out of my head

because I can be funny.

And the thing is, I am funny
when I don't even try to be funny.

Just believe in myself a lot more.

- All right.
Thank you, Black Peppa.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Pixie Polite.

- You did a fantastic Kim Woodburn
impersonation.

- You horrible, horrible little girl!

- But I wanted you to
put more of you in there.

And I felt like you were so concerned with
the impersonation...

- Yeah.
- That we didn't get you injected into it.

- I know what Michelle is saying,

but Kim Woodburn is so out there

that it's hard to put yourself in there.

You know, you got her breathy delivery.

You know, we've all done it.

(IMITATING WOODBURN)
I get on with everyone, lovey,

but you're nothing but a little bitch.

[laughter]

- Tonight on the runway,
we've seen this look so many times,

so you've got to really go overboard
and do obnoxious ruffles

on a ruffles runway.
- Yeah.

- I actually love the delicate ruffles,

and the hair is everything.

- It's very cute.

I know that throughout this competition

you've really been pushing yourself
with the looks.

I know the kind of queen you are.
I've followed you over the years.

You've really evolved in
the course of this competition,

and I'm very proud of you for doing that.

In the sketch, you were very funny.

- I thought I did OK,
but I was a bit disappointed in myself.

And I think I'm letting the pressures
of this competition really get to me.

- Yeah, it happens to everyone.

You know, you can do better.

You're very smart, you're naturally funny,

so had you eased up on
doing the perfect impersonation,

it would have allowed Pixie Polite
to sort of emerge through that.

All right.
Well, thank you, Pixie.

- Thank you, all.

- Thank you, ladies.

I think we've heard enough.

Now while you untuck in the workroom,
the judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

[upbeat music]

- Oh, yes.

Thirsty tonight.

- Oh!

My testicles are going to explode.

[all sighing and groaning]

[playing off-key]

- I'd just like to make it known
that I found my USP:

playing the flute and snaking the game.

Fashion! [cheering]

If I go home tonight,

that comment, fuck me against a wall.

[chuckles]
Somebody, please.

For RuPaul to say that
it's one of the most incredible outfits

to ever walk the stage,
I'm actually lost for words.

It's just...

[sighs]

What a fucking wimp.
[laughs]

Oh, so emotional.

Peppa, Peppa,
you got that comment too, girl.

- Yeah.

And we might have to lip sync now.

- Yeah.
- Wow.

- I'm really trying.

- So much!
- Like, I have tried my best this week.

And I went into it,
and probably it was one note.

I was shouting, shouting, shouting,

and I didn't reel it back or have levels
and peaks and valleys.

Once again, it was one of those challenges
where we had to be funny.

These girls have been doing drag
for 60 years.

I am not comfortable trying to be funny.
That's not me.

So you know what?
Looking back at this,

I am proud of myself.

- I really think
we all deserve to be here.

[dramatic stinger]

[Pixie slurping]

I mean, apparently--
well, not that I'm bringing it up again.

- We do love you.
- I know. And I know that very much so.

- You should have gone home,
but we love you.

[laughter]

- Still here, bitch.

- How do you feel, Danny,
about your critiques, my babes?

You looked gorgeous tonight.

I have to say,
I think you've always shied away

from going glam and beautiful

because you yourself
don't feel glam and beautiful.

But know that tonight, you are stunning.

- Thank you.
I did feel it when I put it on.

I was like,
oh, girl, look a bit all right.

[laughing]

I'm not a gorgeous drag queen.

I'm a clown, I'm silly, I'm--

I'm a potato.

But I felt it. It was nice.

These are happy emotions.

What's going on with Pixie-poo?

- In terms of the critiques,
it's nothing I didn't know.

I had nice stuff from Ru.

Mad to think that Ru has probably been
following me on my journey.

And I just hope I'm not disappointing her.

It was very emotional to hear her
say how proud she is of me

as, um--ooh.

Means the world, to be honest.

I've always doubted myself.

But I knew coming into this competition,

I have what it takes to
get to that top three.

Honestly, if I don't get there,

it just validates every negative thought
and opinion

I've ever had about myself,

anyone else has ever had about me
or about my drag,

and I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going home.

Period.
- Round of applause.

- Isn't that part of the hard time
we give ourselves as well, though?

So like, I absolutely want to go forward.

I want to continue showing off.
I'm having so much fun.

I might even be getting
a little bit competitive,

which is very, very unlike me.
- Might be?

- I think I've almost been viewing
the competition element as a flaw.

- Me, Cheddar Gorgeous,
community icon?

I couldn't possibly be.

And what I haven't been doing
is appreciating that

actually it's something really fun
that we're all doing together.

Competition doesn't have to be mean.

Competition can be a great laugh.

Oh, my God.
Oh, it's all kicking off in me head, now.

[high-pitched squeaking]

- Oh, aye, what's this all about?

- Oh, God.
- What's going on?

- What is this?

It better not be another twist.

- I'm all gamed out.

- No!

JONBERS' FAMILY (ON TV):
Hello there, lovey!

JONBERS' MOTHER (ON TV):
So proud of everything you do,

especially for getting so far
in this competition.

JONBERS' FATHER (ON TV):
Your dreams are coming true.

I am very proud of you
and all you've achieved.

I love you and miss you very much.

JONBERS' BROTHER (ON TV):
And come home soon,

but not too soon.
- [chuckles]

JONBERS' FAMILY (ON TV):
Bye, now! Bye.

- Love you.
- I love you too.

- Jonbers, your brother's fit.
[laughter]

- Go fuck yourself.

- I don't even fucking know 'em
and I'm crying.

- Oh, I just love them so much.

I haven't seen my parents in
a good few weeks now, and it's so...

[sighs]
It's so nice to see them.

And to hear their excitement is just--
it's really putting a fire in my--

underneath my hole.
[laughs]

I look terrible!

- It's all right.
It's blended your makeup.

[laughs]

JAMES (ON TV):
Hi, Michael. It's me.

I really miss you.

You're such an inspiration not just to me

but to so, so many people.

And I know that everyone
is just so excited

to see you on the show.

There'll be so many cuddles
waiting for you when you get back.

I love you. And I'll see you soon.

- First time we've ever spent
any actual like, real time apart.

- Mm.

- Very in love, so.
- Mm.

- It feels ever more important

to stay in it till the end now.

I really feel like I have done
my born family

and my chosen family,
my drag family proud.

He's dead fit, isn't he?

- Yeah. He's really well spoken, too.

JAMES (ON TV):
Black Pep-Peppa, baby!

It goes without question
how proud I am of you.

Anyone that meets you is just so lucky
to have you in their lives.

You are my best friend,
and you truly deserve this.

So bring it home, baby.

I love you. Mwah!

- I love him so much.

That is one of my best friends
in the world.

He was on "Glo Up,"
and I met him, like, a year ago,

and we just became so close.

Like, he's the one who gave me all
the fucking makeup I have here right now.

James knows me so well.

I'm sure they really want me
to fight till the very end,

and I am going to put up the biggest fight
that "Drag Race" has ever seen.

PIXIE'S FATHER (ON TV):
Hi, Mark.

PIXIES MOTHER (ON TV):
Hi.

PIXIE'S FATHER (ON TV):
We're missing you.

It seems very strange
not seeing you for all these weeks.

We're very proud of you.

You've worked so hard.
PIXIES MOTHER (ON TV): Very hard.

PIXIE'S FATHER (ON TV): We always knew
you'd be a star one day.

You always said it.

PIXIES MOTHER (ON TV):
I've got one of your first autographs

of your first performance as well.

[laughter]

PIXIE'S FATHER (ON TV):
We love you very much,

and make sure you bring that crown home.

PIXIES MOTHER (ON TV):
Yeah.

PIXIE'S FATHER (ON TV):
Absolutely.

- [crying]

- You OK, baby?

- You good, girl?

You feeling all right?

- I don't know.
I don't have any words to describe.

[sighs]

I know how proud they are of me,

but they're quite private people as well,

so knowing that
they've put those feelings out there,

it was perfect to have that.

DANNY: Sorry, Danny.
No one wanted to send you one.

[laughter]

JOE (ON TV): Hi, Pudding.

I miss you so much.

And, oh, your doll has missed you as well.

I couldn't get her the whole video
'cause she won't sit still,

but, you know, just wanted to say hi.

I want to tell you how proud
I am of you, Daniel.

You know, you've sacrificed so much.

Now look at you.
You know, you're a Ru girl.

And I just have to tell you
how honored I am

to have been able to share
that journey with you.

I love you, and I'll see you soon.

- [crying]

Yeah, he's honestly, he's me best mate
in the whole world as well.

And he had my shirt on, the bastard.

[laughter]

I am just so happy to see Joe.
He supports me in every which way.

So to hear him give me
those words of encouragement,

it's just--it's emotional,
and it's what I needed right now.

- Let's have a little group hug.
- Let's have a little group, come on.

- Top five, angels!

all: Top five!

- Just between us squirrel-friends,
what do you think?

Let's start with Danny Beard.

- Danny Beard was
the hostess with the mostest.

That was Davina,
but Danny put Danny in it.

LORRAINE: Tonight on the runway,
I loved the outfit.

Ruffles for the gods.

- Danny's never looked like that.

- Forget Danny Beard.
More Fanny Beard.

[laughter]

There, I've said it.

- You know,
Danny had a great night tonight

because Danny set the tone
for the whole skit.

All right, Jonbers Blonde.

- She had a challenge that nobody else had

because she had to do two characters.

But it needed more coloring.

It needed more ups and downs.

- Yes, I know she had
two characters to play.

But here we are. We have five girls left.
We have to split hairs.

I think that it was
just too shouty for me.

- Tonight on the runway, however,
that is by far the best she has looked.

- And I loved the mint green.

It was so fresh.

- So sexy,
sauntering along the runway.

- That outfit was so beautiful.

One of my favorites ever
in the history of this series.

Let's talk about Cheddar Gorgeous.

- Somebody who knew what she wanted to do
when she came into this challenge,

most specifically an objective
and point of view.

- The lines were delivered perfectly,

from the narcissism
of holding up the phone,

to the hashtag delivery.

And it really, really worked.

- On the runway, I thought the outfit

was like something
from a fashion runway in Europe.

- You know, some girls are strong
in certain areas,

but it's rare to find
someone who can do it all.

She made me laugh the most, actually.

All right, let's move on down
to Black Peppa.

- I watched her performance.
I felt a bit frustrated.

I saw where she could have gone with it,
and she didn't.

- You want to talk about putting
your pedal to the metal,

she was not stopping at a red light.

She didn't stop--she was just going.
[laughter]

- On the runway, if I said I have seen
a sequined, denim-clad clown with a durag,

you'd be like,
"Uh, what on Earth was that?"

Black Peppa has it.

- There is a place for her
in an acting challenge.

When she puts her ability
to put an outfit together and a look

and her ability
to put a character together,

then she's going to be unstoppable.

All right let's move on down
to Pixie Polite.

- How can you out-Kim
Kim Woodburn?

That's like trying to out-sing
Dame Shirley Bassey.

- What I did like about Pixie was that

even when the camera
wasn't directly on her,

she was still keeping in character.

- We got a verbatim Kim Woodburn,
which was very good.

- Yes.
- It was very good. It was captivating.

I enjoyed watching her,

but I didn't get one step closer
to who Pixie Polite is.

- But I want to take a second to say,

she has worked so hard
at progressing her drag,

her makeup, her looks.
I'm so very proud of her.

- Silence!

I have made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, ladies.
I've made some decisions.

[suspenseful music]

Danny Beard.

You are safe.

- Thank you.
Thank you very much.

- You may step to the back of the stage.

[suspenseful music]

Cheddar Gorgeous.

This week, your Minxie was a star,

but you were the real influencer.

Condragulations, you are the winner
of this week's challenge.

[applause]

- Well done, Cheds.

- And you've earned a coveted
Ru Peter badge.

- [singing] Rule Britannia!

- You may step to the back of the stage.

- Not Cheddar Gorgeous
winning three challenges in a row.

Is this what they shall
know me forever now?

Cheddar Gorgeous of the four badges.

- Pixie Polite.

You are safe.

- [sighs]

Thank you so much.

- You may join the other girls.

- Thank you.

[breathing heavily]

[whispering]
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

- Jonbers.

Peppa.

I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are up for elimination.

JONBERS: I didn't want to lip sync,
but I'm going to have to.

And this look is one of my favorites,

so it's just an opportunity
for me to show off more.

- Two queens stand before me.

I've consulted with the judges,

but the final decision is mine to make.

Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself from elimination!

[dramatic sting]

The time has come...
[thunder booms]

For you to lip sync...

for...your....life!

BLACK PEPPA:
Jonbers, I really hope you put up a fight

because I am not holding back.

- Good luck,

and don't fuck it up.

[Booty Luv's "Some Kinda Rush" playing]

- [singing]
Feels like some kinda rush.

Yeah, yeah, so good.

Want to show you how I feel.

Can't get enough, turn it up.

It's like some kinda drug,
irresistible urge.

It flows through my body.

It's lifting me up.

So out of control, taking over my soul.

I can't escape it
'cause I'm caught in the zone.

My pulse flows to the tempo,
oh, ah!

PIXIE: Oh!

- [singing] Can't stop 'cause
I've never felt so alive!

Feels like some kinda rush.

Yeah, yeah, so good.

Want to show you how I feel.

Can't get enough--
DANNY: Woo!

- [singing] Turn it up.

What feeling is this?

A desirable bliss.

Gives me butterflies.

Feels like my first kiss.

DANNY: Come on, girls!

- [singing] This feeling to heal
my belief in the moment.

My pulse flows to the tempo, oh, ah.

I just can't escape.

CHEDDAR: Go on, girls!

- [singing] Can't stop 'cause
I've never felt so alive!

Feels like some kinda rush.

[all exclaim]

- [singing]
Yeah, yeah, so good.

Want to show you how I feel.

Can't get enough, turn it up.

Feels like some kinda rush.

CHEDDAR: Ooh!
- [singing] Yeah, yeah.

So good.

Want to show you how I feel.

Can't get enough, turn it up.

DANNY: Come on!

- [singing]
Feels like some kinda rush.

Yeah, yeah, so good.

Want to show you how I feel.

Can't get enough, so turn it up.

[applause, cheering]

CHEDDAR: That was a show, girls.

DANNY: Look what she does!
LORRIANE: Yes!

[laughter]

LORRAINE: Woo!

- Ladies, I've made my decision.

[suspenseful music]

Black Peppa...

shantay, you stay.

- Thank you so much.

- You may join the other girls.

- Well done, angel.

- I love you so much.
- Love you too, darling.

Well done, angel.

- You OK, angel? You OK?

- Jonbers Blonde...

Shantay, you also stay.

[cheers and applause]

- Oh, you bitch!

[laughter]

- You're some bitch!

- You're paying for my new corset.

[laughter]

Oh, you got me, girl!

- Yeah, I got you, girl.

- I'm in the semi-final
of "Drag Race!" Ah!

Who would have thought it
after episode two?

- Well, condragulations, ladies.

And remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna
love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

all: Amen!

- All right, now let the music play.

[singing]
To--to-- to--to the moon.

To the moon. To the moon.

Come on and take me away.

To--to--to--to the moon.

[voiceover]
Next time on "RuPaul's Drag Race UK."

We're holding a general erection,

giving you the chance to roast
your fellow candidates.

all: Oh!

- I would love to sit and get read by you.

- No, you don't. Honestly.
Not with them boots.

- [laughing]
Yeah!

- I would come and see your show.

- Don't ever slag
my fucking teeth off again.