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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,586 --> 00:00:03,398 Welcome back to another edition of 2 00:00:03,422 --> 00:00:04,966 "Milk Crate Confessionals". 3 00:00:04,990 --> 00:00:06,634 ♪ 99 bottles of rum ♪ 4 00:00:06,658 --> 00:00:08,903 Promised Crystal I wouldn't drink and I'm mega wasted. 5 00:00:08,927 --> 00:00:10,304 End of summer play already? 6 00:00:10,328 --> 00:00:13,708 I uh, flirted with the idea of acting. 7 00:00:13,732 --> 00:00:16,411 When Crystal cleans, your place is Crystal Clean. 8 00:00:16,435 --> 00:00:18,146 That could be my birth mom. 9 00:00:18,170 --> 00:00:20,958 You're the one who pushed me to come here to find things 10 00:00:20,959 --> 00:00:22,722 - I probably didn't need to. - Ow! Sammy! 11 00:00:23,765 --> 00:00:27,923 The Moonshine owes $350,000 in back taxes?! 12 00:00:27,924 --> 00:00:29,468 Plus interest and penalties. 13 00:00:29,492 --> 00:00:31,070 Ugh! 14 00:01:01,023 --> 00:01:02,668 Church lady likes to party. 15 00:01:15,037 --> 00:01:16,688 Church lady has trust issues. 16 00:01:36,893 --> 00:01:39,037 Little Christian charity, JC? 17 00:01:39,061 --> 00:01:40,606 No judgment. 18 00:01:43,166 --> 00:01:45,010 Oh! 19 00:01:56,812 --> 00:01:58,530 Ugh! 20 00:02:16,199 --> 00:02:18,343 - Hear that sound? - Oh! 21 00:02:18,367 --> 00:02:20,712 I'll tell you what I'm not hearing. 22 00:02:20,736 --> 00:02:22,915 - You. I'm not hearing you! - They're locusts. 23 00:02:22,939 --> 00:02:25,684 Biblical beacons of peril and plague. 24 00:02:25,708 --> 00:02:27,819 Shitshow raineth down! 25 00:02:27,843 --> 00:02:30,322 Oh, the shit has hitteth the fan. 26 00:02:30,346 --> 00:02:32,391 And after two hours of scrubbing your filthy trailer, 27 00:02:32,415 --> 00:02:34,493 I realize there's only one way to clean up this mess. 28 00:02:34,517 --> 00:02:36,361 Oh, do tell, Lady Badass. 29 00:02:36,385 --> 00:02:38,236 Lady Badass with a plan. 30 00:02:40,122 --> 00:02:43,101 Gale used The Moonshine to launder his dirty money. 31 00:02:43,125 --> 00:02:44,436 Now I'm gonna use Gale. 32 00:02:44,460 --> 00:02:46,505 And after that, who knows? 33 00:02:46,529 --> 00:02:48,073 Maybe I go off on my own. 34 00:02:48,097 --> 00:02:49,708 Oh. Interesting pivot. 35 00:02:49,732 --> 00:02:51,710 Do you have a better solution to pay the tax bill, 36 00:02:51,734 --> 00:02:53,712 replenish my kids' college fund, 37 00:02:53,736 --> 00:02:55,214 uh, finance a rebuild, 38 00:02:55,238 --> 00:02:57,216 and maybe a car that's not beat to shit? 39 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,218 You're trying to edge your biker boyfriend 40 00:02:59,242 --> 00:03:01,220 - out of his own game. - No! 41 00:03:01,244 --> 00:03:03,222 Gale understands. I'm a businesswoman. 42 00:03:03,246 --> 00:03:04,856 He-he respects my "can do" autonomy. 43 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,192 Outlaws only respect loyalty. 44 00:03:07,216 --> 00:03:08,927 If by loyalty you mean... 45 00:03:08,951 --> 00:03:11,230 enterprising, seizing opportunity, 46 00:03:11,254 --> 00:03:13,031 leaning in, then yes, 47 00:03:13,055 --> 00:03:15,567 I've got loyalty oozing out of my... 48 00:03:15,591 --> 00:03:18,070 barely perceptible pores. 49 00:03:18,094 --> 00:03:20,872 Uh, Mom, who are you talking to? 50 00:03:20,896 --> 00:03:22,774 What? 51 00:03:22,798 --> 00:03:25,410 No one. No, I was just... 52 00:03:25,434 --> 00:03:27,579 oh, talking out loud to myself. 53 00:03:27,603 --> 00:03:29,414 Sorting things out. 54 00:03:29,438 --> 00:03:31,149 You were arguing with someone. 55 00:03:31,173 --> 00:03:34,820 - Seemed like heated. - Yeah, that's a strategy. 56 00:03:34,844 --> 00:03:36,822 I learned from my shrink. It's a... 57 00:03:36,846 --> 00:03:40,225 therapeutic tool to process thoughts and feelings, 58 00:03:40,249 --> 00:03:41,793 and self-actualize. 59 00:03:41,817 --> 00:03:43,662 You guys should try it for your band! 60 00:03:43,686 --> 00:03:45,297 Uh, I'm not sure if we're at the 61 00:03:45,321 --> 00:03:46,665 self-actualizing point yet. 62 00:03:46,689 --> 00:03:48,667 Yeah? 63 00:03:51,994 --> 00:03:53,905 Mom, are you really okay? 64 00:03:53,929 --> 00:03:55,607 Better than okay. 65 00:03:55,631 --> 00:03:58,176 I'm actualized. 66 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,679 Okay, I gotta go. Love you! Mwah! 67 00:04:00,703 --> 00:04:02,781 - Love you. - Mwah! Excuse me! 68 00:04:19,889 --> 00:04:21,867 - Fight with Ryan? - How can you tell? 69 00:04:21,891 --> 00:04:23,935 We uh... 70 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:25,677 we got in a fight, too. 71 00:04:27,730 --> 00:04:29,708 Fists. 72 00:04:29,732 --> 00:04:31,877 - Open hand slaps, actually. - Oh, gosh. 73 00:04:31,901 --> 00:04:33,612 Sammy, I'm so sorry. 74 00:04:33,636 --> 00:04:35,480 You know, sometimes a blow to the head 75 00:04:35,504 --> 00:04:37,516 cleans out the clutter. You know, makes you... 76 00:04:37,540 --> 00:04:39,351 see things clearly. 77 00:04:39,375 --> 00:04:41,019 Oh, you're right! 78 00:04:41,043 --> 00:04:43,288 I cleaned, and I saw what was right, 79 00:04:43,312 --> 00:04:44,690 and for once, 80 00:04:44,714 --> 00:04:46,625 I followed through on it. 81 00:04:46,649 --> 00:04:48,660 I fired Ryan. 82 00:04:48,684 --> 00:04:51,229 - Like, from my life. - You broke up with him? 83 00:04:51,253 --> 00:04:53,031 What'd he do this time? 84 00:04:53,055 --> 00:04:54,633 He was drunk on the job! 85 00:04:54,657 --> 00:04:56,568 Like, curled up in the fetal position 86 00:04:56,592 --> 00:04:58,570 on an old lady's Posturepedic pillow drunk. 87 00:04:58,594 --> 00:05:00,339 You know what? It was the right decision. 88 00:05:00,363 --> 00:05:03,008 I mean, you've been taking care of Ryan for... 89 00:05:03,032 --> 00:05:04,876 a long time. 90 00:05:04,900 --> 00:05:08,146 And you've been taking care of like, everyone 91 00:05:08,170 --> 00:05:10,255 - for a long time. - Yeah. 92 00:05:12,174 --> 00:05:13,625 Oh, my God! 93 00:05:15,077 --> 00:05:17,896 I've been so afraid to move forward on my own, 94 00:05:18,848 --> 00:05:21,993 that I gave my best years to my mom, 95 00:05:22,017 --> 00:05:24,002 and my hottest to Ryan. 96 00:05:25,855 --> 00:05:28,940 Well, maybe it's time we gave the rest to ourselves. 97 00:05:30,593 --> 00:05:32,437 What? 98 00:05:32,461 --> 00:05:35,107 Oh, my God! My hostas! 99 00:05:35,131 --> 00:05:36,781 Look at this! 100 00:05:39,568 --> 00:05:42,153 Oh... it is on, rodent bitch! 101 00:06:11,801 --> 00:06:14,312 What's happening, Rhi? 102 00:06:14,336 --> 00:06:16,148 You're copulating with a monster. 103 00:06:16,172 --> 00:06:18,583 - What? - An entire generation of... 104 00:06:18,607 --> 00:06:21,787 baby bunnies was nearly orphaned because of me. 105 00:06:21,811 --> 00:06:25,090 I'm no mother. How'm I supposed to care for a human, 106 00:06:25,114 --> 00:06:28,093 - when I'm barely human? - Babe, we're mammals! 107 00:06:28,117 --> 00:06:29,834 Nurturing is an inherent instinct. 108 00:06:30,820 --> 00:06:32,631 Do I nurture you? Do you feel nurtured? 109 00:06:32,655 --> 00:06:34,332 To the nth degree! 110 00:06:34,356 --> 00:06:36,334 Or do you feel whipped and dominated? 111 00:06:36,358 --> 00:06:37,636 Well, my mother nurtured me 112 00:06:37,660 --> 00:06:39,604 with the heel of a handcrafted leather sandal, 113 00:06:39,628 --> 00:06:41,473 so, there's a fine line for me. 114 00:06:41,497 --> 00:06:43,308 - Oh, God. - But! But... 115 00:06:43,332 --> 00:06:46,517 you will be the absolute best mom! 116 00:06:47,503 --> 00:06:49,247 It'll come naturally to you. 117 00:06:49,271 --> 00:06:52,017 Just like hunting ATV burglars on the rum-runners trail 118 00:06:52,041 --> 00:06:54,019 will come naturally to me. Ha! 119 00:07:00,049 --> 00:07:01,660 Morning, lovers. 120 00:07:01,684 --> 00:07:04,029 Uh, special day here on "Milk Crate Confessionals". 121 00:07:04,053 --> 00:07:06,431 The milk crate, like my capacity 122 00:07:06,455 --> 00:07:08,206 to tolerate dudes in khaki shorts, is empty! 123 00:07:09,325 --> 00:07:12,170 So, it's only fitting that I tell ya about the ex 124 00:07:12,194 --> 00:07:13,972 who started it all. 125 00:07:13,996 --> 00:07:16,007 The giver of said milk crate. 126 00:07:16,031 --> 00:07:18,643 The incomparable Milk Crate Mike. 127 00:07:18,667 --> 00:07:21,980 So... why did Mike and I break up? Well... 128 00:07:22,004 --> 00:07:24,716 let's just say that records weren't the only thing 129 00:07:24,740 --> 00:07:26,785 that required needles. 130 00:07:26,809 --> 00:07:29,454 But without Mike, I may not have wound up at Cove FM, 131 00:07:29,478 --> 00:07:31,323 so, he deserves thanks. 132 00:07:31,347 --> 00:07:32,791 Sort of. 133 00:07:32,815 --> 00:07:36,300 Which is why we are gonna give ol' Mike a call! 134 00:07:40,689 --> 00:07:42,334 Hello? 135 00:07:42,358 --> 00:07:43,668 Mike? It's Nora Finley-Cullen. 136 00:07:43,692 --> 00:07:45,871 - You're on the air. - I'm not Mike. 137 00:07:45,895 --> 00:07:48,673 Okay, can you... call Mike to the phone? 138 00:07:48,697 --> 00:07:50,782 Mike's gone. 139 00:07:51,734 --> 00:07:54,346 That was anticlimactic as all Hell. 140 00:07:54,370 --> 00:07:56,481 Uh, speaking of... 141 00:07:56,505 --> 00:08:00,352 here is a word from Foxton Funeral Home and Crematory. 142 00:08:00,376 --> 00:08:02,420 So, planning for a funeral 143 00:08:02,444 --> 00:08:05,257 isn't exactly a walk on the beach. 144 00:08:05,281 --> 00:08:07,692 - Hello? - Hi, it's uh, Nora again. 145 00:08:07,716 --> 00:08:10,228 You are not on the air. What's up with Mike? 146 00:08:10,252 --> 00:08:12,163 I told you, he's not here. 147 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:15,033 Like... not physically here on the planet. 148 00:08:15,057 --> 00:08:18,003 - B-breathing air. - Like, Mike's dead? 149 00:08:18,027 --> 00:08:20,372 Missing. He's cooked up with some big drug outfit 150 00:08:20,396 --> 00:08:22,374 then started shooting when he was supposed to be selling. 151 00:08:22,398 --> 00:08:23,742 And... 152 00:08:23,766 --> 00:08:25,710 Yeah, not in the employee code of conduct, huh? 153 00:08:25,734 --> 00:08:28,046 Yeah, neither is crossing the Marauders. 154 00:08:28,070 --> 00:08:30,215 Shit, I didn't say that. 155 00:08:43,485 --> 00:08:45,797 Hmm. 156 00:08:47,723 --> 00:08:49,568 Hey, you're back! 157 00:08:49,592 --> 00:08:51,736 Yeah, had some club business in New Brunswick. 158 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:54,372 Huh. Robin. 159 00:08:56,231 --> 00:08:58,316 Uh, tried to reach you but your VM was full. 160 00:08:59,268 --> 00:09:00,985 Admittedly, my doing. 161 00:09:03,105 --> 00:09:04,883 Heard about your little road trip. 162 00:09:04,907 --> 00:09:05,914 You know, the one... 163 00:09:05,939 --> 00:09:08,320 where you broke into my place of business, stole my money, 164 00:09:08,344 --> 00:09:10,889 answered my phone, threatened my supplier. 165 00:09:10,913 --> 00:09:12,791 Nearly got yourself killed. 166 00:09:12,815 --> 00:09:15,293 And brought a LeBlanc to tag along. 167 00:09:15,317 --> 00:09:17,077 Anything else you didn't wanna tell me about? 168 00:09:17,853 --> 00:09:20,632 No. That was... pretty spot on. 169 00:09:20,656 --> 00:09:23,568 And you said there was a cop stakin' this place out? 170 00:09:23,592 --> 00:09:26,571 Right. God, and totally on me. 171 00:09:26,595 --> 00:09:28,473 But only 'cause my sister's Grade-A paranoid. 172 00:09:28,497 --> 00:09:30,575 The cop was Terry, my brother-in-law. 173 00:09:30,599 --> 00:09:31,776 Ex-brother-in-law, I think. 174 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:34,012 Anyway, I don't think they found anything. 175 00:09:34,036 --> 00:09:35,814 As far as I know. 176 00:09:45,047 --> 00:09:47,125 I'm actually touched that you put your ass on the line 177 00:09:47,149 --> 00:09:48,149 for me, like that. 178 00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:52,497 Oh. I'm touched you're touched 179 00:09:52,521 --> 00:09:54,605 by my ass on the line. 180 00:09:56,158 --> 00:09:58,303 I got some business to deal with now, but uh, 181 00:09:58,327 --> 00:10:00,111 you wanna do dinner later? 182 00:10:01,697 --> 00:10:03,714 I'm actually here to discuss business. 183 00:10:05,034 --> 00:10:07,345 Your business. 184 00:10:07,369 --> 00:10:09,280 I want in. 185 00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:11,349 I have a huge tax debt to cover 186 00:10:11,373 --> 00:10:13,218 and 10 percent of your deals isn't gonna cut it. 187 00:10:13,242 --> 00:10:14,653 Oh. 188 00:10:14,677 --> 00:10:16,321 I wanna meet more of your associates, 189 00:10:16,345 --> 00:10:19,357 learn how the sausage is made, so to speak. 190 00:10:19,381 --> 00:10:21,393 That's not actually how it works. 191 00:10:21,417 --> 00:10:23,161 There are uh, protocols, 192 00:10:23,185 --> 00:10:24,863 initiations, 193 00:10:24,887 --> 00:10:26,865 takes years for people to climb the ladder. 194 00:10:26,889 --> 00:10:29,501 I'm a fast learner. 195 00:10:29,525 --> 00:10:31,503 And don't think I haven't noticed the lack of... 196 00:10:31,527 --> 00:10:34,472 female involvement in your club. 197 00:10:34,496 --> 00:10:36,908 Don't you think it's time to consider gender equality? 198 00:10:43,072 --> 00:10:45,016 Breaking the glass ceiling 199 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,792 might be just the distraction that I need. 200 00:10:48,944 --> 00:10:51,022 Full partners on the take? 201 00:10:52,715 --> 00:10:54,592 - Really? - Really. You free right now? 202 00:10:54,616 --> 00:10:56,161 As a bird. What're we doing? 203 00:10:56,185 --> 00:10:59,170 - Boosting a truck. - In! 204 00:11:00,923 --> 00:11:02,901 What does "boosting" mean, exactly? 205 00:11:02,925 --> 00:11:05,203 First you stop the truck, then you take the truck 206 00:11:05,227 --> 00:11:07,105 and sell its contents. 207 00:11:07,129 --> 00:11:09,407 So, "boosting" is crime speak for theft. 208 00:11:09,431 --> 00:11:11,242 Um, more like hijacking. 209 00:11:11,266 --> 00:11:14,112 Wow, I was thinking more like another round of bingo. 210 00:11:14,136 --> 00:11:16,214 Or curling. All the rage in these parts. 211 00:11:16,238 --> 00:11:18,216 We could clean a lotta money. They already use brooms. 212 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:20,418 Yes, but you need to make dirty money 213 00:11:20,442 --> 00:11:22,887 - before you can clean it. - Right, of course. 214 00:11:22,911 --> 00:11:25,296 Math. 215 00:11:26,248 --> 00:11:29,700 - Still free? - I mean... yeah. 216 00:11:31,404 --> 00:11:33,295 Let's... boost. 217 00:11:53,025 --> 00:11:55,009 Hey, Buddy. 218 00:11:55,961 --> 00:11:57,639 I know you're mad at me. 219 00:11:57,663 --> 00:11:59,541 Man, I'm mad at me! 220 00:11:59,565 --> 00:12:01,776 Look, I messed up! 221 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,646 But that's why I'm here. To apologize. 222 00:12:04,670 --> 00:12:07,215 To make amends. I want us to be bros. 223 00:12:07,239 --> 00:12:09,217 I... I don't have time for this. 224 00:12:09,241 --> 00:12:11,052 All right? I have my interview in the morning. 225 00:12:11,076 --> 00:12:13,127 Grad school! 226 00:12:13,128 --> 00:12:15,373 That's awesome, man! They're gonna love you! 227 00:12:15,397 --> 00:12:17,208 Uh, hey, I can help you get ready for it. 228 00:12:17,232 --> 00:12:19,677 - I can help you memorize. - It's not a test, Ryan, okay? 229 00:12:19,701 --> 00:12:21,385 There's nothing you can help me with. 230 00:12:22,404 --> 00:12:23,948 Why? 231 00:12:23,972 --> 00:12:26,050 Because you just wanna help me to help you. 232 00:12:26,074 --> 00:12:27,986 You want me to tell you that everything's okay, 233 00:12:28,010 --> 00:12:30,121 so that you can feel like everything's okay, 234 00:12:30,145 --> 00:12:32,824 and it-it it's not! All right? It's not okay. 235 00:12:32,848 --> 00:12:35,126 For-for me, or for Crystal. 236 00:12:35,150 --> 00:12:37,462 And you have to deal with that. 237 00:12:39,655 --> 00:12:42,000 You deal with you. 238 00:12:47,429 --> 00:12:49,040 I don't believe ya, Melvin. 239 00:12:49,064 --> 00:12:51,009 If ya love the Kraken still, 240 00:12:51,033 --> 00:12:52,677 why don't ya join it 241 00:12:52,701 --> 00:12:54,879 at the bottom of the cold, dark sea? 242 00:12:54,903 --> 00:12:57,154 I was a fool. 243 00:12:58,540 --> 00:13:01,052 A fool. 244 00:13:01,076 --> 00:13:02,927 Blinded by the ocean's mistress. 245 00:13:04,246 --> 00:13:06,263 But a fool I am, no more. 246 00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:10,328 Doris, my darling, 247 00:13:10,352 --> 00:13:11,996 my love burns for you, 248 00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:13,564 like syphilis. 249 00:13:13,588 --> 00:13:15,566 I don't believe you! 250 00:13:15,590 --> 00:13:17,201 Is something wrong, Davide? 251 00:13:17,225 --> 00:13:19,404 Yeah, Dave, what seems to be the problem now? 252 00:13:19,428 --> 00:13:22,006 He prefers Da-vide. 253 00:13:22,030 --> 00:13:24,242 Oh, I know what he prefers. 254 00:13:24,266 --> 00:13:26,411 I need you to stop acting 255 00:13:26,435 --> 00:13:28,680 and start being. 256 00:13:28,704 --> 00:13:30,949 What is going on in there? 257 00:13:30,973 --> 00:13:33,051 How are you accessing real emotions 258 00:13:33,075 --> 00:13:35,459 through imaginary circumstances? 259 00:13:36,578 --> 00:13:39,524 Um, Dave, we're talkin' about an evil squid, here. 260 00:13:39,548 --> 00:13:42,193 Haven't you ever experienced an epic love? 261 00:13:42,217 --> 00:13:44,862 Something all-consuming and deep? 262 00:13:44,886 --> 00:13:47,398 That's what we need here! 263 00:13:47,422 --> 00:13:50,635 I need to feel your passion for this woman. 264 00:13:50,659 --> 00:13:54,205 I've been head over heels for Bea since we were kids. 265 00:13:54,229 --> 00:13:56,774 Not buying it. Not your fault... 266 00:13:56,798 --> 00:14:00,311 but to share publicly, your private life, 267 00:14:00,335 --> 00:14:03,414 requires a fearlessness. 268 00:14:03,438 --> 00:14:05,950 That's why we actors are so highly paid. 269 00:14:05,974 --> 00:14:08,359 That's why we are adored by all. 270 00:14:10,078 --> 00:14:11,990 Move. 271 00:14:12,014 --> 00:14:15,093 Take it from uh, love the Kraken. 272 00:14:17,185 --> 00:14:19,230 I don't believe you, Melvin. 273 00:14:19,254 --> 00:14:22,133 If you love the Kraken still, why don't ya join it 274 00:14:22,157 --> 00:14:25,103 at the bottom of the cold, dark, sea? 275 00:14:25,127 --> 00:14:27,071 I was a fool! 276 00:14:27,095 --> 00:14:30,475 A fool blinded by the ocean's mistress. 277 00:14:30,499 --> 00:14:32,477 But a fool I am no more! 278 00:14:32,501 --> 00:14:34,278 Doris, my darling. 279 00:14:34,302 --> 00:14:35,813 Oh! 280 00:14:35,837 --> 00:14:37,755 My love... burns for you. 281 00:14:38,707 --> 00:14:40,284 Like syphilis. 282 00:14:40,308 --> 00:14:42,453 I have solved the meaning of life! 283 00:14:42,477 --> 00:14:44,022 'Tis you! 'Tis me! 284 00:14:44,046 --> 00:14:47,158 Sailing the high seas! Finding the Kraken's child. 285 00:14:47,182 --> 00:14:49,093 Ripping out its innards together. 286 00:14:49,117 --> 00:14:51,529 And making sweet love in its viscera, 287 00:14:51,553 --> 00:14:54,198 - right there on the deck. - Oh, Melvin. 288 00:14:54,222 --> 00:14:56,200 How I've longed to hear you say... 289 00:14:58,026 --> 00:15:00,972 Uh oh. 290 00:15:00,996 --> 00:15:02,974 Get 'er! 291 00:15:08,537 --> 00:15:11,349 That... is how you stay in the moment. 292 00:15:11,373 --> 00:15:13,217 Let's run it again. And again. 293 00:15:13,241 --> 00:15:15,853 Until we feel it in our bones. 294 00:15:15,877 --> 00:15:18,629 It's in someone's bone. 295 00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:23,995 Find yourself another Melvin. 296 00:15:31,893 --> 00:15:34,005 Yeah. 297 00:15:38,733 --> 00:15:40,211 Whoa! Whoa! 298 00:15:40,235 --> 00:15:42,013 What do you think that you're doing? 299 00:15:42,037 --> 00:15:44,148 I'm manifesting meaningful change. 300 00:15:44,172 --> 00:15:47,385 No, you're manifesting a drunk and disorderly charge. 301 00:15:47,409 --> 00:15:49,053 I hurt Sammy. 302 00:15:49,077 --> 00:15:51,756 Crystal. Everyone. 303 00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:54,692 I have always been hovering close to rock bottom, Sis. 304 00:15:54,716 --> 00:15:56,828 I can see it, but I've never quite hit it. 305 00:15:56,852 --> 00:15:59,664 And I need to hit it before meaningful change can happen! 306 00:16:01,356 --> 00:16:03,167 This is my plunge. 307 00:16:04,893 --> 00:16:07,438 You're like a naked babe in the woods. 308 00:16:07,462 --> 00:16:09,040 ♪ Oh ♪ 309 00:16:09,064 --> 00:16:10,708 ♪ Oh ♪ 310 00:16:10,732 --> 00:16:13,411 In desperate need of a wolf mother to rear you. 311 00:16:13,435 --> 00:16:15,279 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 312 00:16:15,303 --> 00:16:17,682 This is a desperate cry for help! 313 00:16:17,706 --> 00:16:20,658 No! This is a naked drum solo for help! 314 00:16:21,643 --> 00:16:22,887 ♪ Oh! ♪ 315 00:16:24,613 --> 00:16:26,724 I hear your cry, Brother! 316 00:16:26,748 --> 00:16:28,966 - You do? - Yes. 317 00:16:30,418 --> 00:16:32,296 And... oh, my God. 318 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:35,433 And I am going to help you. 319 00:16:35,457 --> 00:16:37,101 How? I don't know, 320 00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:39,470 but it's going to be kind, 321 00:16:39,494 --> 00:16:41,806 and nurturing, and... 322 00:16:43,498 --> 00:16:45,409 Avert your eyes, assholes! 323 00:16:49,838 --> 00:16:52,890 I'm gonna nurture the shit out of you. 324 00:16:55,777 --> 00:16:57,788 I gotta give the switchboards a rest. 325 00:16:57,812 --> 00:16:59,490 Who knew Foxton was such a breeding ground 326 00:16:59,514 --> 00:17:01,759 for true crime enthusiasts? 327 00:17:01,783 --> 00:17:04,162 Anyway, speaking of heinous crimes, 328 00:17:04,186 --> 00:17:07,431 here is a randomly selected B-side. 329 00:17:14,462 --> 00:17:16,574 Hello? 330 00:17:16,598 --> 00:17:18,409 Is this Nora Finley-Cullen? 331 00:17:18,433 --> 00:17:20,745 - Yes. - So great to connect. 332 00:17:20,769 --> 00:17:22,813 This is Andres from SoundMaus LA. 333 00:17:22,837 --> 00:17:24,415 Sound what? 334 00:17:24,439 --> 00:17:26,284 Listen, we're massive fans of "Milk Crate Confessionals". 335 00:17:26,308 --> 00:17:28,319 We'd love to bring you down to LA and talk partnership. 336 00:17:28,343 --> 00:17:30,288 - We just need... - My banking info? 337 00:17:30,312 --> 00:17:32,123 Nice try, jerko. 338 00:17:35,217 --> 00:17:36,961 Okay, we need the manifest 339 00:17:36,985 --> 00:17:38,663 to find out which truck we want when it passes by. 340 00:17:38,687 --> 00:17:40,298 Oh, I've seen my fair share of Mafia movies, 341 00:17:40,322 --> 00:17:42,099 so I'm well versed. 342 00:17:42,123 --> 00:17:44,835 This is the part where we convince the dispatcher, right? 343 00:17:44,859 --> 00:17:46,070 God, that's not real, 344 00:17:46,094 --> 00:17:48,005 - is it? Is that real? - Yeah, it's a replica. 345 00:17:48,029 --> 00:17:49,941 - The bullets are real. - Okay, no, no. 346 00:17:49,965 --> 00:17:51,309 No one said anything about violence. 347 00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:53,678 Nothin' to say. If they play nice. 348 00:17:53,702 --> 00:17:56,053 Wait, hold on. Uh, uh... 349 00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:59,684 what if I go in? 350 00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:01,452 Come on, if things go south, 351 00:18:01,476 --> 00:18:03,421 who's gonna sell, "This isn't the ladies room," better? 352 00:18:03,445 --> 00:18:05,990 - Him or me? - She's got a point. 353 00:18:13,321 --> 00:18:14,999 The most effective response to any problem... 354 00:18:15,023 --> 00:18:16,601 is prevention. 355 00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:18,669 But since you're already born and raised, 356 00:18:18,693 --> 00:18:22,540 the most caring and nurturing thing that I can do for you 357 00:18:22,564 --> 00:18:25,376 is give you an intervention. 358 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,678 We've tried that. So many times! 359 00:18:27,702 --> 00:18:29,480 I'm uninterventionable. 360 00:18:29,504 --> 00:18:32,016 But that's because you needed the support of all of us, 361 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,318 but attendance was paltry 'cause it wasn't mandatory. 362 00:18:34,342 --> 00:18:36,487 It will be different this time. 363 00:18:36,511 --> 00:18:40,224 Family rituals can serve as powerful leverage points 364 00:18:40,248 --> 00:18:42,560 to support healthy behaviour change. 365 00:18:42,584 --> 00:18:44,228 And serve as unique 366 00:18:44,252 --> 00:18:46,797 intervention delivery strategies. 367 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:49,066 Family rituals, Ry. 368 00:18:49,090 --> 00:18:50,901 Fa-mi-ly! 369 00:18:50,925 --> 00:18:54,238 This family is going to sit down and have dinner together. 370 00:18:54,262 --> 00:18:57,642 We are going to have a ritual dinnervention. 371 00:18:57,666 --> 00:18:59,310 And we're gonna, you know, 372 00:18:59,334 --> 00:19:00,878 talk about our feelings, 373 00:19:00,902 --> 00:19:03,547 and everyone will be there, or I will kill them... 374 00:19:03,571 --> 00:19:06,050 with my kindness 375 00:19:06,074 --> 00:19:07,518 and carbohydrates. 376 00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:09,820 We'll all be there. 377 00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:12,556 I can show Sammy and Crystal that I put family first. 378 00:19:12,580 --> 00:19:15,526 I can be responsible. And change. 379 00:19:15,550 --> 00:19:17,495 - Yes. - And then they can forgive me. 380 00:19:17,519 --> 00:19:20,398 And I can show everyone that I'm not just selfless. 381 00:19:20,422 --> 00:19:24,268 I am the empress of selflessness. 382 00:19:24,292 --> 00:19:25,903 All hail us! 383 00:19:25,927 --> 00:19:27,838 Let's get cookin', Sis! 384 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:30,280 Let the dinnervention begin. 385 00:19:33,101 --> 00:19:35,212 It's a fairly quiet town. 386 00:19:35,236 --> 00:19:37,381 - Few summer drunks, lost dogs. - Dogs. 387 00:19:37,405 --> 00:19:39,283 The odd domestic. 388 00:19:39,307 --> 00:19:41,218 Then of course, my in-laws. 389 00:19:41,242 --> 00:19:43,621 Uh, our in-laws, amirite? 390 00:19:43,645 --> 00:19:45,556 Yeah. Uh, speaking of which, 391 00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:48,332 I need to respond to an indecent exposure report... 392 00:19:49,918 --> 00:19:51,395 at The Moonshine. 393 00:19:51,419 --> 00:19:53,597 - Well, wait, what about me? - What about you? 394 00:19:53,621 --> 00:19:55,399 Oh, I thought my first day on the shadowing job 395 00:19:55,423 --> 00:19:57,474 would be a bit more, you know, pizzazz! 396 00:19:59,461 --> 00:20:00,971 You were an accountant cop, right? 397 00:20:00,995 --> 00:20:02,306 - Undercover accountant cop. - Right. 398 00:20:02,330 --> 00:20:03,974 Maybe you've got something like that? 399 00:20:03,998 --> 00:20:06,077 You know, deep cover for a veteran operative. 400 00:20:06,101 --> 00:20:07,878 Yeah... answering phones. 401 00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:09,480 Taking messages. 402 00:20:09,504 --> 00:20:11,482 Watering the ficus. 403 00:20:11,506 --> 00:20:13,884 You handle that, and I may... 404 00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:16,487 have you reconcile the petty cash receipts. 405 00:20:16,511 --> 00:20:18,662 Nah! 406 00:20:21,282 --> 00:20:23,828 That's you. 407 00:20:26,121 --> 00:20:28,472 And if... if I need keys to the armoury? 408 00:21:09,397 --> 00:21:11,308 Oh, my God! The manifest! 409 00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:22,620 Shoo! Shoo! 410 00:21:26,881 --> 00:21:28,959 Ah! 411 00:21:33,354 --> 00:21:35,238 Huh. 412 00:21:50,872 --> 00:21:52,850 Okay, it's okay. I got it. 413 00:21:57,545 --> 00:21:59,557 - Second thoughts? - No. 414 00:21:59,581 --> 00:22:02,059 If you're gonna use me, use me. 415 00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:04,134 We do this my way. No violence. 416 00:22:05,386 --> 00:22:07,898 Your way's been working. 417 00:22:07,922 --> 00:22:09,834 So far. 418 00:22:14,010 --> 00:22:15,560 Oh! 419 00:22:25,968 --> 00:22:29,715 ♪ Green sweater the wetter the weather I... ♪ 420 00:22:33,042 --> 00:22:35,087 ♪ Don't wanna wear without you ♪ 421 00:22:35,111 --> 00:22:37,089 ♪ I don't wanna wear you out there ♪ 422 00:22:40,416 --> 00:22:42,060 Oh, come on! 423 00:22:42,084 --> 00:22:43,962 - Where's your mom? - No clue. Why? 424 00:22:43,986 --> 00:22:46,431 Her presence is required at Ryan's dinnervention. 425 00:22:46,455 --> 00:22:48,066 Actually, as your presences. 426 00:22:48,090 --> 00:22:50,302 - I needed asses in seats. - What's a dinnervention? 427 00:22:50,326 --> 00:22:52,237 It's me learning how to be a loving person 428 00:22:52,261 --> 00:22:54,306 by feeding people and making sure my brother doesn't... 429 00:22:54,330 --> 00:22:56,475 - sneak vodka into the sauce. - Hard pass! 430 00:22:56,499 --> 00:22:59,244 It's us helping your Uncle Ry, okay? 431 00:22:59,268 --> 00:23:01,213 Are you sure this is for Uncle Ryan? 432 00:23:01,237 --> 00:23:03,282 Sounds like you're workin' an agenda. 433 00:23:03,306 --> 00:23:05,284 Duh! Does it matter? 434 00:23:05,308 --> 00:23:07,452 Two birds brought down by one mama bear's stone. 435 00:23:07,476 --> 00:23:09,288 We're more worried about Mom right now 436 00:23:09,312 --> 00:23:11,123 than you or Uncle Ryan. 437 00:23:11,147 --> 00:23:12,791 Yeah, she's been acting crazier than usual. 438 00:23:12,815 --> 00:23:14,793 Okay, so that's great! 439 00:23:14,817 --> 00:23:16,795 Killing three birds with one stone 440 00:23:16,819 --> 00:23:18,797 is better than killing two birds! 441 00:23:18,821 --> 00:23:20,799 What's with you and killing birds? 442 00:23:20,823 --> 00:23:22,634 I'm going to help your mom too, okay? 443 00:23:22,658 --> 00:23:25,604 But that means that you have to be there! For your mom! 444 00:23:25,628 --> 00:23:27,339 And your uncle! 445 00:23:27,363 --> 00:23:29,741 And absolutely, 100 percent not for me, 446 00:23:29,765 --> 00:23:32,010 because this isn't about me. 447 00:23:32,034 --> 00:23:34,279 - At all. - Right. 448 00:23:47,383 --> 00:23:49,528 Have you seen your father? 449 00:23:49,552 --> 00:23:51,503 Nope, not today. 450 00:23:53,155 --> 00:23:54,466 Everything all right? 451 00:23:54,490 --> 00:23:56,368 Ah, sure. 452 00:23:56,392 --> 00:23:58,604 Jesus, Sammy, 453 00:23:58,628 --> 00:24:00,872 when is anything ever just all right? 454 00:24:00,896 --> 00:24:02,547 I'll take that as a no. 455 00:24:03,899 --> 00:24:06,211 - How're you holding up? - I'm a little stressed. 456 00:24:06,235 --> 00:24:08,347 About my interview and... 457 00:24:08,371 --> 00:24:11,483 I gotta figure out a plan for my choice of field study. 458 00:24:11,507 --> 00:24:13,151 You got more brains in your big toe 459 00:24:13,175 --> 00:24:16,060 than this whole outfit. It'll sort itself out. 460 00:24:17,713 --> 00:24:19,992 I actually meant that fight with Ryan. 461 00:24:20,016 --> 00:24:21,159 Ugh! 462 00:24:21,183 --> 00:24:23,829 It's like, the last thing on my mind. 463 00:24:23,853 --> 00:24:26,638 My empathy tank is... on empty. 464 00:24:27,723 --> 00:24:31,370 Okay. I'll offer your regrets at this "event" 465 00:24:31,394 --> 00:24:33,205 that Rhian's organizing. 466 00:24:33,229 --> 00:24:35,874 I've been at-at all of Ryan's interventions. 467 00:24:35,898 --> 00:24:37,843 It-it didn't make a difference then, 468 00:24:37,867 --> 00:24:39,511 it won't make a difference now. 469 00:24:39,535 --> 00:24:41,380 Oh, a little cold! 470 00:24:41,404 --> 00:24:43,248 Well, maybe that's how I have to be. 471 00:24:43,272 --> 00:24:45,550 You know if I keep reacting the same way 472 00:24:45,574 --> 00:24:47,926 and expecting different outcomes... 473 00:24:49,245 --> 00:24:50,822 that's on me. 474 00:24:50,846 --> 00:24:53,025 Can't fix somebody else's bad behaviour, 475 00:24:53,049 --> 00:24:55,594 but you can kick yourself in the ass. 476 00:24:55,618 --> 00:24:57,663 Yeah. 477 00:24:57,687 --> 00:24:59,498 Maybe part of surviving this family 478 00:24:59,522 --> 00:25:02,067 is knowing when to cut bait. 479 00:25:02,091 --> 00:25:04,836 Maybe you found that sweet spot. Hmm? 480 00:25:04,860 --> 00:25:06,605 But then again, 481 00:25:06,629 --> 00:25:09,041 maybe what you're really upset about... 482 00:25:09,065 --> 00:25:10,909 isn't Ryan. 483 00:25:10,933 --> 00:25:12,678 Hmm? 484 00:25:22,545 --> 00:25:25,791 An 18-wheeler... of snow crabs? 485 00:25:25,815 --> 00:25:28,060 Yeah, the price per pound doubled in the last week. 486 00:25:28,084 --> 00:25:29,928 It's actually worth more than crude oil. 487 00:25:29,952 --> 00:25:32,564 Oh, well, I'm not complaining. Delicious. 488 00:25:32,588 --> 00:25:34,533 Okay, truck is pulling in soon. 489 00:25:34,557 --> 00:25:37,202 - Now you... - The distraction. That's me! 490 00:25:37,226 --> 00:25:39,404 You wave the truck down. 491 00:25:39,428 --> 00:25:41,139 I've already come up with a back story. 492 00:25:41,163 --> 00:25:43,442 My name's Emily, single by choice. 493 00:25:43,466 --> 00:25:45,610 A little, lazy day road trip. 494 00:25:45,634 --> 00:25:47,979 In search of love, lust, and apparently snow crab. 495 00:25:48,003 --> 00:25:50,282 Okay. Less is more. 496 00:25:50,306 --> 00:25:51,450 Just tell him your engine's busted 497 00:25:51,474 --> 00:25:53,285 and your phone ran outta juice. 498 00:25:53,309 --> 00:25:55,821 He goes over, checks the car, we step in... boom. 499 00:25:55,845 --> 00:25:57,495 Got it. Got it! 500 00:25:58,647 --> 00:26:00,832 Ah! Hmm. Okay. 501 00:26:02,184 --> 00:26:03,962 Okay. 502 00:26:03,986 --> 00:26:06,998 - You got this. - Yeah. 503 00:26:07,022 --> 00:26:08,900 Hmm. 504 00:26:08,924 --> 00:26:11,002 Hmm. 505 00:26:20,536 --> 00:26:22,981 Oh! So good to know I can rely on you 506 00:26:23,005 --> 00:26:25,484 - as my emergency contact. - What's going on? 507 00:26:25,508 --> 00:26:27,152 - Are you okay? - I'm grand. 508 00:26:27,176 --> 00:26:28,487 Our brother, on the other hand, 509 00:26:28,511 --> 00:26:30,522 has some serious issues to work out, 510 00:26:30,546 --> 00:26:33,191 so dinnervention, 18h00. Attendance mandatory. 511 00:26:33,215 --> 00:26:35,026 Oh! Bring that salad with the feta and the strawberries. 512 00:26:35,050 --> 00:26:36,962 I can't make the salad. Sorry. 513 00:26:36,986 --> 00:26:39,537 Then throw some iceberg and croutons into a bowl. 514 00:26:40,656 --> 00:26:42,601 I'm kinda tied up with something. 515 00:26:42,625 --> 00:26:45,670 Look, Lidz, 516 00:26:45,694 --> 00:26:48,340 I know that you've been through the wringer lately, 517 00:26:48,364 --> 00:26:50,842 and I-I wanna be here for you. 518 00:26:50,866 --> 00:26:52,644 Wow, Rhian, did your aneurysm finally pop? 519 00:26:52,668 --> 00:26:55,180 I simply care about this family! 520 00:26:55,204 --> 00:26:57,182 Maybe you've forgotten what that means? 521 00:26:57,206 --> 00:26:59,050 I do lots for this family. 522 00:26:59,074 --> 00:27:00,952 Like, a dangerous, above and beyond, amount. 523 00:27:00,976 --> 00:27:02,454 Then get your ass home! 524 00:27:02,478 --> 00:27:05,323 Oh, I'll get there as soon as I can. I promise. 525 00:27:05,347 --> 00:27:07,159 Where are you? 526 00:27:10,186 --> 00:27:11,903 Lidia? 527 00:27:13,088 --> 00:27:15,048 She better have lost service. 528 00:27:16,091 --> 00:27:18,804 Oh, uh, right here! 529 00:27:18,828 --> 00:27:20,505 Oh, hi! 530 00:27:20,529 --> 00:27:22,974 Stop! Stop, stop! 531 00:27:29,905 --> 00:27:32,717 Oh, my gosh! Thank you so much for stopping! 532 00:27:32,741 --> 00:27:35,086 My car broke down and my phone is dead. 533 00:27:35,110 --> 00:27:36,588 - I've been waiting for hours. - Lift? 534 00:27:36,612 --> 00:27:39,090 Uh, do you actually mind taking a look? 535 00:27:39,114 --> 00:27:40,492 This has happened before. 536 00:27:40,516 --> 00:27:42,360 Sometimes you just need to jiggle something. 537 00:27:42,384 --> 00:27:43,728 I got tools. Just pop the hood. 538 00:27:43,752 --> 00:27:46,137 Oh, b-b-but before you do that, 539 00:27:47,423 --> 00:27:48,900 do you know this area well? 540 00:27:48,924 --> 00:27:51,269 Uh, I'm from New York. Well, I'm technically from Brooklyn, 541 00:27:51,293 --> 00:27:52,704 which if we're being honest, is more New York 542 00:27:52,728 --> 00:27:54,840 than Manhattan, these days, amirite? 543 00:27:54,864 --> 00:27:57,108 You said your phone's dead? 544 00:27:57,132 --> 00:27:59,484 It is. Do you hear a phone? 545 00:28:01,403 --> 00:28:03,114 - Still ringing. - Uh... 546 00:28:03,138 --> 00:28:04,883 You okay, miss? 547 00:28:04,907 --> 00:28:06,551 Oh no! Oh, my God! 548 00:28:06,575 --> 00:28:08,553 My God! Did you have to hit him so hard? 549 00:28:08,577 --> 00:28:10,555 - Yep. - Is he bleeding? 550 00:28:10,579 --> 00:28:12,557 Oh, he's so nice. He called me "Miss". 551 00:28:12,581 --> 00:28:14,459 Should we get him some ice? 552 00:28:14,483 --> 00:28:17,796 Oh! 553 00:28:39,197 --> 00:28:42,816 ♪ I'm sayin' no while I'm taking it ♪ 554 00:28:45,070 --> 00:28:47,955 Artisan meatballs, Sis. God's greatest hits. 555 00:28:47,956 --> 00:28:50,374 - Where is everyone? - They'll be here. 556 00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:52,320 You know Lidia, her picture's in the dictionary 557 00:28:52,344 --> 00:28:54,021 next to "I brought the fanciest side". 558 00:28:54,045 --> 00:28:55,129 Maybe we should start. 559 00:28:55,154 --> 00:28:56,975 You know, word of my emotional awakening will spread 560 00:28:56,999 --> 00:28:58,506 across the campground and Sammy and Crystal 561 00:28:58,530 --> 00:29:00,728 will be here in time for cupcakes. 562 00:29:04,422 --> 00:29:06,167 - I can do this. - Hey, Ken! 563 00:29:06,191 --> 00:29:07,735 Hey, Dad. 564 00:29:07,759 --> 00:29:09,437 Leave it to Rhian to make this a potluck. 565 00:29:09,461 --> 00:29:11,105 What do you bring to a dinnervention? 566 00:29:11,129 --> 00:29:13,040 Ah, ketchup chips suit me just fine. 567 00:29:13,064 --> 00:29:15,843 Not sure about the cocktail onions. 568 00:29:17,736 --> 00:29:19,447 ♪ To whither away ♪ 569 00:29:19,471 --> 00:29:21,182 - What? - Nora, 570 00:29:21,206 --> 00:29:23,117 it's Andres from SoundMaus LA again. 571 00:29:23,141 --> 00:29:25,119 I've been trying to get in contact with you 572 00:29:25,143 --> 00:29:27,054 about your show. It's fire. 573 00:29:27,078 --> 00:29:29,190 We'd love to be a part of branding your unique... 574 00:29:29,214 --> 00:29:32,393 It's a spam call. Where the Hell is Lidia? 575 00:29:32,417 --> 00:29:34,124 Ah, she's probably just late. 576 00:29:34,125 --> 00:29:36,703 However, if she is smart, avoiding this spectacle. 577 00:29:36,727 --> 00:29:38,472 Make way, make way. 578 00:29:38,496 --> 00:29:40,307 Please be advised that we are in a holding pattern 579 00:29:40,331 --> 00:29:42,309 until the rest of the guests arrive. 580 00:29:44,001 --> 00:29:46,920 ♪ Please forgive me this insanity ♪ 581 00:29:49,206 --> 00:29:52,625 I can do the silent treatment baloney too, old man. 582 00:29:53,644 --> 00:29:55,355 But I'm not going to. 583 00:29:55,379 --> 00:29:57,224 Because I'm not a child. 584 00:29:57,248 --> 00:29:59,359 You're overreacting. It was a scene. 585 00:29:59,383 --> 00:30:02,462 - It's... theatre. - Apparently, theatre is truth. 586 00:30:02,486 --> 00:30:05,032 And it sure looked real to me. 587 00:30:07,558 --> 00:30:10,304 - Who's that? - Our director. 588 00:30:10,328 --> 00:30:12,806 - Your director. - He looks fun. 589 00:30:12,830 --> 00:30:14,875 You invited him? 590 00:30:14,899 --> 00:30:16,843 I mentioned our son's issues to him. 591 00:30:16,867 --> 00:30:19,313 And he volunteered to come help the family 592 00:30:19,337 --> 00:30:21,648 access our emotions. 593 00:30:33,217 --> 00:30:35,596 - Maybe we should call someone. - About? 594 00:30:35,620 --> 00:30:37,497 Uh, the unsuspecting trucker 595 00:30:37,521 --> 00:30:39,032 we left on the side of the road? 596 00:30:39,056 --> 00:30:41,034 - He'll be fine. - He could be concussed. 597 00:30:41,058 --> 00:30:43,036 His brain could be swelling. He could be dead. 598 00:30:43,060 --> 00:30:45,339 He's a long-haul trucker. They gotta call in to dispatch 599 00:30:45,363 --> 00:30:47,908 every hour, on the hour. When he doesn't, 600 00:30:47,932 --> 00:30:50,077 they'll just locate the GPS on his truck. 601 00:30:50,101 --> 00:30:52,045 Yeah, which they'll find abandoned. 602 00:30:52,069 --> 00:30:54,448 So, they'll backtrack his route and find him. 603 00:30:54,472 --> 00:30:56,583 Lidia, it's okay. 604 00:30:56,607 --> 00:30:58,352 I got this. 605 00:30:58,376 --> 00:31:00,287 Now... 606 00:31:00,311 --> 00:31:02,289 How 'bout that dinner? 607 00:31:06,550 --> 00:31:08,228 The whole community is rooting 608 00:31:08,252 --> 00:31:10,764 - for your recovery, Ryan. - Took a poll, did ya? 609 00:31:10,788 --> 00:31:12,866 Like many artists, I too have... 610 00:31:12,890 --> 00:31:15,402 tangoed with addiction. 611 00:31:15,426 --> 00:31:17,377 Fascinating. 612 00:31:24,919 --> 00:31:26,830 Can't keep waiting for the rest of them, Rhian. 613 00:31:26,854 --> 00:31:28,732 Maybe I should make amends with the family that are here. 614 00:31:28,756 --> 00:31:30,300 - Ryan... - Hey, Bruce! 615 00:31:30,324 --> 00:31:32,402 - Hi, Bruce. - Thanks for coming, man. 616 00:31:32,426 --> 00:31:33,937 Wouldn't missed it. Proud of you, Kid. 617 00:31:33,961 --> 00:31:35,805 And I was told there'd be meatballs. 618 00:31:35,829 --> 00:31:37,741 - Mm-hmm. - Right? 619 00:31:39,466 --> 00:31:41,845 Once upon a time, in a galaxy... 620 00:31:41,869 --> 00:31:43,813 well, this galaxy, actually, 621 00:31:43,837 --> 00:31:47,117 there was a boy. His name was Ryan. 622 00:31:47,141 --> 00:31:49,653 And even though he misspelt his name with an "I" 623 00:31:49,677 --> 00:31:52,923 until the third grade, he could say it perfectly. 624 00:31:52,947 --> 00:31:55,531 Loud and proud. And I say it now. 625 00:31:56,684 --> 00:31:58,628 "My name is Ryan." 626 00:31:58,652 --> 00:32:00,630 Welcome to my dinnervention. 627 00:32:00,654 --> 00:32:02,438 Nice. 628 00:32:03,457 --> 00:32:05,435 Slather, double letter on the H, 629 00:32:05,459 --> 00:32:07,437 triple word score. 37 points! 630 00:32:07,461 --> 00:32:09,773 Eat it, Rashaad97, you stupid fu... 631 00:32:13,867 --> 00:32:16,279 You've reached Foxton PD. This is Oscar Finley-Cullen. 632 00:32:16,303 --> 00:32:17,854 How may I be of service? 633 00:32:18,806 --> 00:32:20,383 Hijacking? 634 00:32:20,407 --> 00:32:21,858 Snow crabs? 635 00:32:24,245 --> 00:32:25,655 Help is on the way. 636 00:32:29,316 --> 00:32:31,661 And on that day, this day, 637 00:32:31,685 --> 00:32:33,663 young Ryan stopped being so young. 638 00:32:33,687 --> 00:32:36,132 Not old exactly, but you know, 639 00:32:36,156 --> 00:32:37,874 38's the new 16, right, Sis? 640 00:32:40,327 --> 00:32:43,940 Planet Earth voyaged around the sun 641 00:32:43,941 --> 00:32:47,444 until Ryan decided to clean up his act. 642 00:32:47,445 --> 00:32:48,909 And become a man. 643 00:32:49,198 --> 00:32:50,231 Nice. 644 00:32:50,648 --> 00:32:51,965 Okay. 645 00:32:53,351 --> 00:32:55,062 That was very brave. 646 00:32:55,086 --> 00:32:56,630 We all love you. 647 00:32:56,654 --> 00:32:59,499 - I-I'd just like to add... - Bravo. 648 00:32:59,523 --> 00:33:02,069 What courage. What candor. 649 00:33:02,093 --> 00:33:04,338 A confessional tour de force. Revelatory... 650 00:33:04,362 --> 00:33:06,440 Cram it, Prince Charles. 651 00:33:06,464 --> 00:33:07,908 Not your place. 652 00:33:07,932 --> 00:33:09,776 Ah, perhaps it's not my place. 653 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,206 Or yours. 654 00:33:11,207 --> 00:33:13,386 But it is Ryan's place. 655 00:33:13,387 --> 00:33:15,398 Misguided, maladjusted, 656 00:33:15,422 --> 00:33:17,167 unsupported Ryan. 657 00:33:17,191 --> 00:33:19,569 - Just a guess. - You're blaming us? 658 00:33:19,593 --> 00:33:21,310 Blame is rooted in fear. 659 00:33:22,363 --> 00:33:23,907 Embrace love, Ken. 660 00:33:23,931 --> 00:33:25,609 All the answers you need are right there 661 00:33:25,633 --> 00:33:27,544 in Ryan's story. 662 00:33:27,568 --> 00:33:29,179 What do you think, Ryan? 663 00:33:29,203 --> 00:33:32,382 What is at the heart of your addiction? 664 00:33:32,406 --> 00:33:34,117 That's a toughie, Davide. 665 00:33:34,141 --> 00:33:36,553 I like to drink. Makes me feel better. 666 00:33:36,577 --> 00:33:39,089 But then it makes me feel worse. 667 00:33:39,113 --> 00:33:41,791 Yes! Yes, keep going. This is good. 668 00:33:41,815 --> 00:33:43,860 Dig deeper. Why? 669 00:33:43,884 --> 00:33:45,562 Why does it make you feel worse? 670 00:33:45,586 --> 00:33:48,231 - Enough of this bull! - Let him talk. 671 00:33:48,255 --> 00:33:51,067 He's an artist. Maybe he has some insights. 672 00:33:51,091 --> 00:33:53,470 Insight? Artist? 673 00:33:53,494 --> 00:33:56,806 The man played a chicken in a TV commercial in 2001! 674 00:33:56,830 --> 00:33:59,075 Oh yeah, I Googled ya, Pal. 675 00:33:59,099 --> 00:34:00,810 Dad knows Google? 676 00:34:00,834 --> 00:34:02,912 It was a rooster, and it was a national campaign. 677 00:34:02,936 --> 00:34:04,481 Your accent? 678 00:34:04,505 --> 00:34:07,150 You're from Oshawa! Ha, ha, ha! 679 00:34:07,174 --> 00:34:09,452 I spent some time treading the boards 680 00:34:09,476 --> 00:34:11,087 in London's West End. 681 00:34:11,111 --> 00:34:13,289 This is not part of the healing process. 682 00:34:13,313 --> 00:34:14,924 Think back, Ryan. 683 00:34:14,948 --> 00:34:16,626 Read between the lines of your story. 684 00:34:16,650 --> 00:34:18,561 What is your subtext? 685 00:34:18,585 --> 00:34:21,131 What trauma did you suffer? 686 00:34:21,155 --> 00:34:23,099 That trauma is you, Pal! 687 00:34:23,123 --> 00:34:25,101 I wanna know what he writes in the dirty black book. 688 00:34:25,125 --> 00:34:26,970 Okay, everyone, enough. 689 00:34:26,994 --> 00:34:29,606 This is not about your baggage, okay?! 690 00:34:29,630 --> 00:34:31,408 Or your obviously fake accent. 691 00:34:31,432 --> 00:34:33,643 This is about Ryan. 692 00:34:33,667 --> 00:34:35,178 Ryan. 693 00:34:35,202 --> 00:34:38,748 And my deep, maternal, nourishing well. 694 00:34:38,772 --> 00:34:40,684 No one's here to judge, Rhian. 695 00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:42,686 Or blame, Rhian. 696 00:34:42,710 --> 00:34:45,194 We only seek the truth. 697 00:34:49,483 --> 00:34:51,961 Oh! 698 00:34:53,620 --> 00:34:55,331 That is your truth. 699 00:34:55,355 --> 00:34:57,173 I am here to witness it. 700 00:34:58,125 --> 00:35:00,243 And to play a part in your shame. 701 00:35:05,699 --> 00:35:07,550 Bring it... mime! 702 00:35:17,177 --> 00:35:18,988 Sammy! 703 00:35:20,814 --> 00:35:22,358 Are you ready to go? 704 00:35:22,382 --> 00:35:24,894 'Cause you are walking in the wrong direction from the city. 705 00:35:24,918 --> 00:35:26,969 Ooh, brownies! 706 00:35:27,921 --> 00:35:29,966 You're going to Ryan's dinnervention. 707 00:35:29,990 --> 00:35:31,735 I know I... 708 00:35:31,759 --> 00:35:33,970 I don't need to drive in tonight 709 00:35:33,994 --> 00:35:35,905 for an interview tomorrow. I-I can... 710 00:35:35,929 --> 00:35:38,508 Can what? Sammy, what? 711 00:35:38,532 --> 00:35:40,477 You're gonna make the same mistake 712 00:35:40,501 --> 00:35:42,645 that you've made and that I've made before, 713 00:35:42,669 --> 00:35:45,048 and then, it's somehow gonna be different? 714 00:35:45,072 --> 00:35:47,183 Like, you know what that is, right? 715 00:35:47,207 --> 00:35:50,386 A brother tryin' to do the right thing? 716 00:35:50,410 --> 00:35:52,388 I dunno, a brother who... 717 00:35:52,412 --> 00:35:54,190 may be upset about something else entirely. 718 00:35:54,214 --> 00:35:56,226 Crystal, you know, it's not Ryan's fault 719 00:35:56,250 --> 00:35:58,061 that we hit a dead end looking for my bio mom. 720 00:35:58,085 --> 00:35:59,863 No. But... 721 00:35:59,887 --> 00:36:02,766 that insanity... probably is. 722 00:36:29,650 --> 00:36:31,728 Is that the life you want? 723 00:36:39,827 --> 00:36:42,906 Come on. We can eat the brownies on the way. 724 00:36:47,467 --> 00:36:50,046 Sammy! Crystal, where you goin'? 725 00:36:53,974 --> 00:36:55,485 There are cupcakes! 726 00:37:32,450 --> 00:37:34,194 Hmm. 727 00:37:34,218 --> 00:37:35,662 Thanks. 728 00:37:35,686 --> 00:37:37,904 Behold. The club. 729 00:37:39,657 --> 00:37:42,202 Yeah, they are... 730 00:37:42,226 --> 00:37:44,538 quite something. 731 00:37:44,562 --> 00:37:46,173 You... 732 00:37:46,197 --> 00:37:48,041 you were great today. 733 00:37:48,065 --> 00:37:50,777 Most people woulda run at the first sign of trouble. 734 00:37:50,801 --> 00:37:52,552 But not you. Which got me thinkin'. 735 00:37:53,504 --> 00:37:55,482 - Sounds serious. - Could be. 736 00:37:55,506 --> 00:37:57,484 You're the first woman that I've ever been with 737 00:37:57,508 --> 00:38:00,287 that I... I could uh... 738 00:38:00,311 --> 00:38:01,889 see a future with. 739 00:38:01,913 --> 00:38:04,191 Together. 740 00:38:04,215 --> 00:38:05,726 Together, like... 741 00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:07,528 together, together? 742 00:38:07,552 --> 00:38:10,164 Like, I could get a tattoo of your name, together. 743 00:38:10,188 --> 00:38:13,033 I see a future for us. 744 00:38:13,057 --> 00:38:15,202 In life, in-in love, 745 00:38:15,226 --> 00:38:16,876 in... in business. 746 00:38:18,196 --> 00:38:20,307 - My business. - Your, your family business. 747 00:38:20,331 --> 00:38:21,675 And mine. 748 00:38:21,699 --> 00:38:23,377 Whew. 749 00:38:23,401 --> 00:38:24,845 The Marauders and the Moonshine. 750 00:38:24,869 --> 00:38:27,381 A-a mutually beneficial relationship. 751 00:38:27,405 --> 00:38:28,805 It's the, it's the perfect place... 752 00:38:29,607 --> 00:38:32,753 to lay down roots. We'd be, we'd be partners. 753 00:38:32,777 --> 00:38:34,494 In every way. 754 00:38:35,713 --> 00:38:37,357 Partners. 755 00:38:37,381 --> 00:38:38,825 I invest... 756 00:38:38,849 --> 00:38:41,395 and the-the Club becomes legal shareholders. 757 00:38:41,419 --> 00:38:43,397 The Moonshine is far from legal. 758 00:38:43,421 --> 00:38:44,932 I mean... we don't even have a deed. 759 00:38:44,956 --> 00:38:47,234 Ha, ha, I got a guy can make that happen. 760 00:38:47,258 --> 00:38:50,310 Whatever we need to make The Moonshine legit. 761 00:38:52,096 --> 00:38:53,747 What you want. 762 00:38:54,899 --> 00:38:57,010 What you need. 763 00:38:57,034 --> 00:38:58,879 I can give. 764 00:39:30,434 --> 00:39:31,945 God! 765 00:39:31,969 --> 00:39:33,820 Gross. 766 00:39:34,772 --> 00:39:36,617 You hear from your mom yet? 767 00:39:36,641 --> 00:39:38,585 No, her phone's dead. 768 00:39:38,609 --> 00:39:41,054 This just so isn't like her. 769 00:39:41,078 --> 00:39:43,590 Yeah, she's been a little loopy lately. 770 00:39:43,614 --> 00:39:45,392 Define loopy. 771 00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:46,893 We caught her talking to herself, 772 00:39:46,917 --> 00:39:48,595 like full-on conversation. 773 00:39:48,619 --> 00:39:50,464 Like she was talking to the air. 774 00:39:50,488 --> 00:39:52,399 Debating the air, really. 775 00:39:52,423 --> 00:39:54,935 - Is 40 too young for dementia? - Yeah. 776 00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:56,837 Yeah, it is. 777 00:40:00,331 --> 00:40:02,276 Can't believe we're not composting. 778 00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:04,611 - What is this, the 80s? - Okay, I am super worried. 779 00:40:04,635 --> 00:40:07,914 I appreciate your concern for me. 780 00:40:07,938 --> 00:40:11,084 No, dumb shit, Lidia. I'm worried about our sister. 781 00:40:11,108 --> 00:40:12,919 - Oh. - What about your sister? 782 00:40:12,943 --> 00:40:15,656 She's been boning that biker and now she's gone AWOL. 783 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,698 Huh, I'm actually pretty worried about her myself. 784 00:40:19,684 --> 00:40:21,928 Did that sound natural? That felt natural. 785 00:40:21,952 --> 00:40:23,630 No offence, girls, 786 00:40:23,654 --> 00:40:26,266 but of the three of you, my money is on blondie... 787 00:40:26,290 --> 00:40:28,835 - from New York. - Brooklyn, actually. 788 00:40:28,859 --> 00:40:30,704 So... 789 00:40:30,728 --> 00:40:33,040 funny story. 790 00:40:46,477 --> 00:40:48,522 Hi! What're you doing here? Wait, I mean, 791 00:40:48,546 --> 00:40:51,291 should a LeBlanc be cross pollinating with Marauders? 792 00:40:51,315 --> 00:40:54,194 Unfortunately, bees have nothing to do with this. 793 00:40:54,218 --> 00:40:56,897 I just got a call from my mom in prison, 794 00:40:56,921 --> 00:40:59,606 and there is something that I think you should know. 795 00:41:06,530 --> 00:41:08,281 Okay. 796 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,684 Who was that? 797 00:41:17,708 --> 00:41:21,555 Uh... my-my brother's girlfriend. 798 00:41:21,579 --> 00:41:23,496 Ex-girlfriend. Hard to keep track. 799 00:41:25,216 --> 00:41:26,693 There a problem? 800 00:41:26,717 --> 00:41:29,096 The 18-wheeler we boosted... 801 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,170 was a LeBlanc truck. 802 00:41:32,356 --> 00:41:34,034 - That is a problem. - I know. 803 00:41:34,058 --> 00:41:36,036 I mean, I'm new to the crime thing, but Crystal says 804 00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:38,572 we may have unintentionally started a turf war. 805 00:41:38,596 --> 00:41:41,174 Look you, just droppin' "boosted" and "turf war" 806 00:41:41,198 --> 00:41:42,782 like a pro. 807 00:41:44,935 --> 00:41:48,415 Wait, you knew it was a LeBlanc truck? 808 00:41:48,439 --> 00:41:51,418 The business I had in uh, New Brunswick. 809 00:41:51,442 --> 00:41:53,387 Chapter's looking to expand 810 00:41:53,411 --> 00:41:55,856 and with the LeBlanc's matriarch in prison, 811 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,724 Foxton's up for grabs. 812 00:41:57,748 --> 00:41:59,893 Was that not information you might have shared with me 813 00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:01,728 before dragging me into this? 814 00:42:01,752 --> 00:42:04,097 I didn't drag you into anything. You volunteered. 815 00:42:04,121 --> 00:42:07,340 Gale... oh, my God. 816 00:42:08,893 --> 00:42:10,971 I just need to pay my family's tax bill. 817 00:42:10,995 --> 00:42:13,273 I know, I know, this is a lot to process. 818 00:42:13,297 --> 00:42:14,908 Yeah. 819 00:42:14,932 --> 00:42:16,476 So, what now? 820 00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:19,446 Well, these things don't usually end in hugs. 821 00:42:19,470 --> 00:42:21,415 There will be some retaliation. 822 00:42:21,439 --> 00:42:23,690 But things... things will calm down. Eventually. 823 00:42:24,809 --> 00:42:27,087 Shit. My family's having a dinner thing. I'm late. 824 00:42:27,111 --> 00:42:29,529 - I gotta go. - Of course. 825 00:42:31,148 --> 00:42:32,759 Don't worry. 826 00:42:32,783 --> 00:42:34,761 As long as you're in the club, 827 00:42:34,785 --> 00:42:37,297 you will be protected. 828 00:42:58,943 --> 00:43:01,254 Oh, God! 829 00:43:02,819 --> 00:43:04,537 Hello? 830 00:43:04,562 --> 00:43:06,459 Who's there? 831 00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:12,538 Ah! 832 00:43:12,588 --> 00:43:17,138 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 58778

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