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(hiphop riff)
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(jazzy "Jingle Bells")
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(Santa Charles humming)
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- Mm, these are good.
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Mm-mm-mm.
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Mm!
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Mm.
- Looks like Santa's
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got a sweet tooth.
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- Did you pay for
those beignets?
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- What are you,
the beignet police?
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- You know I didn't
get that job.
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- Look, guys, let's
have fun today, okay?
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If the kids wanna buy a picture,
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it's okay, but don't push it.
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You don't have to push
it down their throats.
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Fun, fun, fun!
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Fun, fun, fun!
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What is our word?
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- [All] Fun.
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- What?
- Fun!
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Fun.
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- See you out there.
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- Um, Santa Charles.
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Wait!
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(uptempo Christmas music)
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Slow down, Santa, these are new!
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Are you hiding?
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- Can you see me?
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- Is Jesus black?
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Santa, go to the office.
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Denise wants to see you.
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She said, tell Santa Charles...
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- Tell Santa Charles what?
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- Santa, she wants to
see you in her office.
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- Shh, you didn't see me.
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And that's not sexy.
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- This is sexy, and
you are hard to miss.
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- That's a fat joke.
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- You're a little plump.
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- Mm-hm.
- Not a fat joke.
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- I'm not the only big guy here.
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- Thick is the new word.
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- Yeah.
- Two C's.
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- What about Big D?
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Big Douglas over here.
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No one ever makes
fun of Big Douglas.
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- He's a security guard.
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- He's bigger than me.
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- Not my ministry.
- Mm-hm.
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Still making fun of big people.
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We need to get together
a rally around big people.
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Get us a flag.
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A saying.
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- Yo, you bigger than everybody.
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You go ahead and
knock him up, man.
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Go and do what you need to do.
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- I ain't bigger than you.
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(uptempo Christmas music)
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- [Man] Santa Claus!
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Whoa!
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(people cheering and clapping)
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- For me?
- [Man] Yes, Sir.
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- Merry Christmas, everyone!
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Who's been naughty
and who's been black?
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(group laughing)
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- [Man] Santa!
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- Hey!
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Boo!
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Who wants to talk to Santa?
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- [Man] Oh-oh!
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Feliz Navidad!
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- Oh, moo!
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Feliz Navidad, bueno!
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- Bueno!
- Hey, hey!
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Boom, Emily!
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Let's get some music
going on around here.
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Merry Christmas, everybody!
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Let's get this party started.
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- [Man] Santa!
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(uptempo Christmas music)
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- [Santa Charles]
Merry Christmas.
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- Hi, Santa Charles!
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- Hi, Janet.
- You know my name?
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- (indistinct) name!
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Last year you wanted
a detective outfit
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with a magnifying glass.
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The year before that,
you wanted Jeff's friends
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and a unicorn.
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What do you want this year?
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I'll do my best.
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- Oh and, Santa, one more thing.
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- Yeah?
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- Do you need Jesus?
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- [Elf] How about a
picture with Santa?
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Say Merry Christmas.
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- Merry Christmas!
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(camera clicking)
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- I want a Ps5, zero
gravity laser race car.
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It climbs walls.
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And if you can't
fix the ozone layer,
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even just a little bit,
that would be great.
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And also-
- How about we
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take this picture?
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- [Elf] Say Christmas presents.
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(camera clicking)
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(suspenseful music)
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(boy roaring)
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(feet thudding)
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- Incoming!
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(bodies crashing)
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(crowd laughing)
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(Santa Charles slurping drink)
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- I thought you'd stop by my
office on one of your breaks.
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- Well, technically,
I'm still on break, I--
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- I heard about the incident.
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- The guy was 300 pounds.
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I think he was 30.
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- We don't discriminate.
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Hmm?
- Discriminate?
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I'm, you know, he's a big guy.
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- Why can't you
be a team player?
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- I am a team player.
- That's not a team player.
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- Most teams protect
their quarterback.
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- He was a paying customer.
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Santa is his best friend.
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Santa is his hero.
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And all heroes should be
able to sell honey to a bee.
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Heroes get the job done.
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- Did you know a hero
is also a sandwich?
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I like mine with some relish.
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Maybe some mayonnaise.
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- You had a quota to make.
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- I like-
- You sell what?
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Hm, any idea?
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Hm?
- Hm?
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I've the numb, the, the,
I don't have the paper.
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The numbers haven't came in.
- The numbers came in.
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We sold a couple hundred.
- Whoa!
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That's what I'm talking about.
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- No, that's not what
we're talking about.
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- Whoa!
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- Keep it down, the kids.
- Up top.
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Is that some kind
of record number?
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- No, that's a failure!
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You sold a couple
hundred photos a day
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and yet you spend hundreds of
hours with thousands of kids.
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You ask them about their lives,
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their lists, their favorites.
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But you won't ask them
to take one stupid photo.
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- Kids want Santa
to listen to 'em.
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You want their
tooth fairy money?
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- Yes!
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Yes, yes, yes!
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I want all of it,
Santa's bigger than
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the tooth fairy.
- Right!
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Right.
- Right?
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- Right, that's why he
doesn't need any money.
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Yeah.
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- If I look like you, oh,
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mm, I'd have them eating
out the palm of my hands.
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- Is that a fat joke?
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Let me explain something to you.
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I am Santa Legacy.
- Hm.
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- Okay?
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25 years, me in, okay?
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My daddy was Santa Claus.
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His daddy was Santa Claus.
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His daddy, well, not his daddy.
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- Okay, your daddy
and your daddy's daddy
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and your daddy's
daddy on top of that
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don't pay these bills.
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Do your job.
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- Well, maybe his daddy's
daddy was a Santa Mall,
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not a mall 'cause they
didn't have malls.
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- I believe in you.
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I believe in your bigness.
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- [Santa Charles] Huh?
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- Leave.
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You get the point 'cause I've
been doing this a long time.
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(Santa Charles groans)
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Woo!
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(Santa Charles groans)
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I'm getting too
old for this sled.
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(quirky Christmas music)
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(Santa Charles humming)
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You know you can't
drown your problems
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in snickerdoodle
and milk, right?
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- Thanks for letting
me stay here, Unc.
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It's only temporary, man.
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Just until I get
back on my feet.
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- You know, we don't
mind you staying here.
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It's always a home,
but we got some rules.
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First, no lips to carton.
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That's direct contact.
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Don't do that.
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Don't let your aunt
see you do that.
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- But we're family.
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(Santa Charles chuckles)
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- That means that's
your milk now.
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Yeah, 'cause this is what
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you use around
here. (glass knocks)
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No, it's too late,
it's too late.
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- I thought you wanted some.
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- No, why would,
with lips to carton!
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- It's not in the
carton no more.
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- But your lips, son.
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Your lips, huh?
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- All right.
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- And the cookie situation here.
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We want you to be comfortable.
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You know you can stay
with me and your aunt
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anytime you want, okay?
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But we gonna have to
ration out these cookies.
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- [Clarence] Aunt Carol
said I could have some.
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- She said one.
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You don't have to eat
nine at one time, son.
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You can have a cookie
every once in a while.
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You look like Rick Ross
if he like cookies.
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(Clarence chuckles)
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There's the smile
I was looking for.
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That's the guy I'm looking
for right there, man.
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Listen, everything's
gonna be all right.
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You're gonna get
you a new apartment.
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- I just wish I could
commit to something.
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I just can't commit to
anything these days, man.
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- Well, you know what,
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you should just start out
by committing to this,
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a glass.
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Now that's your milk.
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Your lips have been on it.
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And that's your glass.
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Are you full on cookies?
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♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
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- I wish Charlie
Wilson was my uncle.
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- What's that, what did you say?
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What did you say?
- Nothing, nothing.
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- Huh?
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- Leave me alone,
Uncle Charles, man.
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- [Santa Charles] I
call Goofy and Gaffy elf
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to come here and sock your
Rick Ross looking ass.
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(engine rumbling)
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(upbeat music)
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(tires screeching)
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♪ Up on a housetop
reindeer pause ♪
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♪ Out jumps good
old Santa Claus ♪
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♪ Down through the chimney,
with lots of toys ♪
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♪ All for the little
ones' Christmas joys ♪
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♪ Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go ♪
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♪ Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go ♪
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♪ Up on the housetop,
click, click, click ♪
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♪ Down through the chimney
with good old Saint Nick ♪
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♪ First comes the
stocking of little Nell ♪
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♪ Oh, dear Santa fill it well ♪
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♪ Give her a dolly
that laughs and cries ♪
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♪ One that will open
and shut her eyes ♪
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♪ Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go ♪
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♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪
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- Well, fellas, another day.
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(Santa Charles groans)
264
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,753
(uptempo Christmas music)
265
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:20,341
(Santa Charles humming)
266
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,393
What happened?
267
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:32,854
Who shot Rudolph?
268
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,650
- Santa Charles?
269
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,152
(dramatic music)
270
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,320
My office.
271
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,910
- It's not gonna
be a good morning.
272
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,876
(Santa Charles sighs)
273
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,879
(telephone ringing)
274
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,760
- Please have a seat.
275
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,345
- I told you once,
I told you twice,
276
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:09,515
I'm not gonna retire
till I'm in the dirt.
277
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,225
- You're resilient
and I appreciate that.
278
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,810
But I have a business to run,
279
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:17,356
a new, updated, modern
Santa experience business.
280
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,317
Your contract is up at
the end of the season.
281
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:22,195
So I'm not asking you
anymore, I'm telling you.
282
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,196
- Denise.
283
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,447
- I've decided not to renew.
284
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:26,699
- Denise.
285
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,077
Slow down.
286
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:29,911
- I thought you would
like retirement.
287
00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:31,162
- Come on, no!
288
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,205
Are you kidding me?
289
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,831
- Oh no, I guess you wouldn't.
290
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:37,543
But Patrick, Patrick, he
comes highly recommended.
291
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:38,503
- [Santa Charles] Patrick?
292
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:39,796
- Mm-hm.
293
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:43,382
- A white Santa in a black mall.
294
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,176
Are you, it would be
chaos around here.
295
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,552
- I-
- It would be, oh!
296
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,638
Did you see the
"White Bikini Wives"?
297
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,723
- I did, but that has
nothing to do with this.
298
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:54,519
- If you hired the
ghost of Christmas past,
299
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,604
these people will
lose their minds.
300
00:14:56,604 --> 00:15:00,858
It's like playing Paul
Anchor at a family reunion.
301
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,235
- Okay.
- You can't do that.
302
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,278
- I don't see why.
- You need the old days.
303
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,114
- Well, the kids will love him.
304
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:08,116
It's good enough, and
apparently he loves
305
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,450
having his photo taken.
306
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,868
You know, I like
my Santas amenable.
307
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,954
- Amenable?
- Amenable.
308
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:14,455
Bottom line, it works.
309
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,249
He works, it works.
310
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,542
- You can't-- listen to me.
311
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,630
This has been a black
Santa Mall since 1948.
312
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:27,468
My grandfather sat a little
white child right here smiling
313
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:28,845
and people took a picture.
314
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,055
Nobody said nothing.
315
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,391
That's my legacy.
316
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:34,725
That's who I am.
317
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:37,103
- Look.
- We break down barriers.
318
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,272
- I can appreciate that.
319
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,982
I can appreciate that.
320
00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:43,526
I know this is some kind of
tradition for your family.
321
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,194
You've broken all kind
of barriers, I get that,
322
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,612
but I'm doing you a favor.
323
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,239
- What!
- This is a physically
324
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:50,575
demanding job, and I can see.
325
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,201
- Woo-woo, well, say it, say it!
326
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,662
Say fat!
327
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,330
- I didn't say
anything about fat.
328
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,624
- You was about to say fat.
- I was gonna say tired.
329
00:15:58,624 --> 00:15:59,667
- Say it.
- You're tired.
330
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:00,710
- Ah.
- You're tired.
331
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,420
- Ah.
- You're tired.
332
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,421
And if you had any kids of
your own to pass the baton.
333
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:04,839
Look, I've made my decision.
334
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:05,882
I'm running up the
flag pole, it's done.
335
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:09,218
- You said tired instead of fat.
336
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,386
- [Denise] Nobody
digs your music
337
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,013
but you.
- You are affected.
338
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,098
- Santa Charles, you need
to write in your journal
339
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,141
or take that up
with your therapist.
340
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,934
I'm telling you what I need.
341
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:20,396
My bottom line is suffering
because of your incompetence.
342
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,647
Now, here's the deal.
343
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,691
After this season, you're done.
344
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,109
- No, no, no.
345
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,904
(Santa Charles mumbles)
346
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:31,199
We're getting (indistinct)
347
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,034
I just need some time.
- No.
348
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,368
- No, no, no, no, no.
- No, absolutely not.
349
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,870
- No, no, no, listen to me.
350
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,330
Hear me out.
351
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,166
Let me find my own replacement.
352
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,381
Groomed the way you like it.
353
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:50,968
- You're funny.
- No, no.
354
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,428
- You picked the
wrong profession.
355
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,888
You probably should
have been a comedian.
356
00:16:55,389 --> 00:17:00,269
- I groom a hand-down, I teach,
357
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,943
but it's with your rules.
358
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:12,615
Let me go out with some
dignity and then I'll retire.
359
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,325
- Is that a promise?
360
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:15,159
- Yes.
361
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,452
- You told me Santas
362
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:19,288
don't make promises.
- They do now.
363
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,166
- All right.
364
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:26,212
Tell you what, you have
until the end of the season
365
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,257
to find me the best
Santa for the job.
366
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:32,677
- Game on.
367
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,136
- Well, let's shake on it.
368
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,055
- Let's not shake on it.
369
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,099
Let's remember this moment.
370
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:40,601
- [Denise] Okay.
371
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:42,728
- You're a good friend.
372
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,064
- Okay, go.
373
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,149
- Have you ever heard
of the heat miser?
374
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,609
You kind of look like her.
375
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,239
- [Denise] Thank you.
376
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,782
Thank you.
- No, thank you.
377
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,075
- Thank you.
- I'm not gonna let you down.
378
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,327
- Got it.
- Okay?
379
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:02,331
Keep it heavy.
- Understood, great.
380
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,880
- Hey, the name is Orlando.
381
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,259
And next time you're in this
mall, just ask for me, baby.
382
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:14,885
You'll never wait in line again.
383
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,597
- I'm telling my dad.
384
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,098
- I'm telling my dad too.
385
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,019
- Kids.
386
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:23,894
- Great.
387
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,610
- Merry Christmas, Ju.
388
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,612
What's wrong?
389
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:33,738
What's wrong?
390
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,616
Oh!
391
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,242
First time in a black mall.
392
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,997
I know how you feel.
393
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:47,501
Barbecue smell,
greens, cornbread.
394
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:53,341
I know what you
want for Christmas.
395
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,009
You wanna be able to do this.
396
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:58,346
(Santa Charles mumbles)
397
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,389
Back at you, Ju.
398
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:02,642
What do you want this year?
399
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:03,601
- A turtle.
400
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,772
(Santa Charles humming)
401
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:10,358
(somber music)
402
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:22,203
(quirky Christmas music)
403
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:25,373
- You're getting too
old for the sled.
404
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:30,086
(quirky Christmas music)
405
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:44,558
- Ah, seriously.
406
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,395
- Ah!
407
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,440
Ugly Christmas sweaters.
408
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:55,194
- Ha-ha-ha, this is my design.
409
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,072
Sites like these steal
indie ideas all the time.
410
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,908
Make a few changes and resell
the imitations as their own.
411
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,286
You're really leaving, huh?
412
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,580
- Not if I can help it.
413
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,750
You're really good at this.
414
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:13,671
(quirky music)
415
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:16,549
- I feel you, and
I'm a 100% on board.
416
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,883
Gimme the details.
417
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,302
What's your target demo,
level of experience,
418
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,721
personality type?
419
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,223
Mm-hm!
420
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,183
- Through datish.
421
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,060
But you know.
- Okay.
422
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,062
Do you want me to put
a competitive salary?
423
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,732
Ooh, can grow a beard naturally.
424
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:33,983
You get a bit aggressive.
425
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:38,320
Be aggressive, be aggressive.
426
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,281
Should I set the
parameters to worldwide?
427
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:41,449
Ooh!
428
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,868
(keyboard clacking)
429
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,494
- I don't even know what
you're talking about.
430
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:48,164
- Okay, what else do you want?
431
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,832
- Video.
- Oh, I'm good at videos.
432
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:53,711
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
433
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:54,754
Anything else?
434
00:20:56,338 --> 00:21:00,801
- Those yellow things
with expressions.
435
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,803
Oh, smiley face.
436
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,805
- Emojis.
- Ah!
437
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:07,224
- We just got black
Santas last year.
438
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,603
- Really?
439
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,645
- [Terrell] Whoa, lit!
440
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,732
- We lit, we lit!
441
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:15,983
- Period, purr!
442
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,611
- Purr!
- Purr.
443
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,613
- Purr.
- Yes.
444
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,323
- Knock, knock. (film whirring)
445
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:24,200
I'm saying, never mind.
446
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,993
- Different era.
447
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:26,869
- Purr!
448
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:31,874
(uptempo Christmas music)
449
00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:43,844
(Santa Charles snoring)
450
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,722
- Charles.
451
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:47,640
- Mm?
452
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,808
- Mm?
453
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,684
- I'm not asleep.
454
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:53,103
I'm just reading my eyelids.
455
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:54,188
- Right.
- Mm.
456
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:57,566
Ooh, uh-oh.
457
00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:00,486
Somebody wants something.
458
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:02,905
Mm?
459
00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:05,199
- [Carol] Who me?
460
00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:08,911
- I know when you get all
squirrly and touchy like this,
461
00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:12,331
you want to say something
or you want something.
462
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:15,584
- Mm-hm, you all right?
463
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:20,464
- I can't figure out what
to do and what should I do?
464
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:23,008
- You've been putting
it off for a long time
465
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:26,011
and we both knew this
day would come, right?
466
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,347
- Mm-hm.
- But I think retirement
467
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,516
is going to be good
for both of us.
468
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,142
- Retirement?
- Yeah.
469
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:33,894
I mean, think about it.
470
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:37,565
Now, we get to stop putting
off that trip to Edinburgh.
471
00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:39,358
- Edinburgh.
- Come on, it's been years
472
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,442
we've been talking about it.
473
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:41,402
- Edinburgh?
- Yes!
474
00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:42,653
- Are you saying it right?
475
00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:43,737
- I'm saying it right.
476
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:46,115
- Edinburgh.
- E-D-I-N.
477
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,034
S-A-N-T-A-I-N.
- Are you trying
478
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:49,994
to say Eaglewood?
- No baby, no.
479
00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:51,412
- What Edinburgh?
480
00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:53,414
- Edinburgh, we do, baby.
- No, no, no.
481
00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:55,207
Black people.
- Yeah, we're black.
482
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,543
Mm-hm, we'll be there.
483
00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:59,670
- Why go to Edinburgh?
- Do something
484
00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:02,006
different, honey.
485
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,674
- Let's go to Alabama too.
486
00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:07,887
- Mm, awwh, but I wanna see the
Christmas markets, big papa.
487
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,723
- But that's why they
have the internet.
488
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:13,559
- In person and on Christmas.
489
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:14,768
- Edinburgh?
490
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:15,686
- Yes.
491
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,522
- My God, you can't hate me
492
00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:20,900
because I'm not
being Santa Claus.
493
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,193
I mean, I'm doing
my due diligence.
494
00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:25,112
- Baby, you can sit
in this chair all day
495
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:28,657
and all night doing
your due diligence.
496
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:30,367
Well, look, if we not
gonna go to Edinburgh,
497
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,453
can you do me a favor?
498
00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:37,291
Just go talk to Clarence, hmm?
499
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:41,003
- Listen, the boy's went
through a rough patch.
500
00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:42,838
He don't even like Christmas.
501
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:45,674
He's not a holiday person.
502
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:48,344
- You're right, all right,
but look, he needs purpose.
503
00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:49,720
Hmm.
504
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:54,058
And you just might be
able to change his mind.
505
00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:55,517
- See, there he go.
506
00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:57,102
I know you was up to something.
507
00:23:57,102 --> 00:24:00,397
- Oh, I'm always up to
something, big Papa Santa.
508
00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:01,315
- Um.
509
00:24:01,315 --> 00:24:02,650
- Mm, come on.
510
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:04,276
- You tricked me again.
511
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,235
- Oh, yes.
512
00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:09,406
(romantic mumbling)
513
00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:12,493
Well, you better, you
better give me some purpose.
514
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:14,286
- Talk to Clarence, baby.
515
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:18,415
- Mm-hm.
516
00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:22,503
- In case you forget,
his room is right here.
517
00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:23,545
(knocking on door)
518
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,464
Okay, I'll talk to you later.
519
00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:31,178
- Hey, Unc, what's up?
520
00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:33,555
- I know this is a
dumb question, but
are you busy tomorrow?
521
00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:36,517
- No, man, I'm just trying to
piece my life back together.
522
00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,185
- Yeah.
523
00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:40,771
Why don't you take a break
and come with me to work?
524
00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:43,232
- You done with interviews?
525
00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:44,984
- Yeah, nobody wants this job.
526
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:46,568
I'll be doing this
till I'm dead.
527
00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:48,862
- Oh man, Uncle Charles,
you ain't gonna die.
528
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:51,532
You gonna live forever
like the Rio Center.
529
00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:53,909
- That's what I thought.
530
00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:54,952
But I think you should
come to work with me.
531
00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:56,537
The kids will cheer you up, man.
532
00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:57,496
They enjoy it too.
533
00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:02,876
- Okay, okay, I'll go, whatever.
534
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:03,961
- Yeah.
- Take a shower.
535
00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:05,004
- Yeah.
536
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:06,463
- But I'm not wearing a costume.
537
00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:08,173
- It's not a costume.
538
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:11,051
It's a uniform and
you're not that cool.
539
00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:14,179
- It's a costume.
540
00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:16,223
The snickerdoodle
cookies are disgusting.
541
00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:22,896
- Ooh, Holy North Pole.
542
00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:27,526
(quirky music)
543
00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:32,948
- The IRS will never catch me.
544
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:46,920
Time for more video.
545
00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:53,093
Hmm.
546
00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:02,728
(Terrell coughs)
547
00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:05,731
What the?
548
00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:06,607
Oh my God.
549
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,109
Oh my God.
550
00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:11,111
- Hello, my love.
551
00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:12,696
Oh, my little vanities.
552
00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:14,073
I'm Vaingirl 21.
553
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:15,240
Thank you for logging in.
554
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,158
- No!
555
00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:18,077
Not Vaingirl 21.
556
00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:20,496
- But y'all, my friends
sent me this video earlier
557
00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:21,622
and I was cracking up.
558
00:26:21,622 --> 00:26:23,040
You have to see this.
559
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,583
This is Santa Charles
for the ultimate-
560
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,168
- I'm so fired.
561
00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:27,461
- I've never heard of the-
- How am I gonna afford
562
00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:29,838
my clothes?
- This had me rolling.
563
00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:30,714
Look at him.
564
00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:33,675
Why is that kid
doing that to him?
565
00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:35,427
He started doing this
crazy dance like this.
566
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:36,804
He was doing
this little roll with it.
567
00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:38,430
I don't know about that.
568
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,265
We're gonna have to like,
make it a little cuter.
569
00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:41,975
Ooh, I like that, okay.
570
00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:43,769
- [Terrell] Come
on, Vaingirl 21.
571
00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:45,437
- We're gonna make
this into a hashtag.
572
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:48,065
Mall santa hashtag
Ultimate Santa Challenge.
573
00:26:48,065 --> 00:26:50,067
Oh, hashtag Ultimate
Santa Challenge!
574
00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:51,443
You guys wanna do it with me?
575
00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:52,861
And we gonna roll it
576
00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:55,155
and we gonna do the
Santa belly with it.
577
00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:56,657
- I'm so fired.
578
00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:57,741
- Okay y'all, so make
sure you do the dance
579
00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:59,326
hashtag Ultimate
Santa Challenge.
580
00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:00,744
And when they're picking
the next mall Santa,
581
00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:02,121
we gotta show up.
582
00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:02,996
- Oh, no, no, no!
- Does anyone wanna
583
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:03,831
do a meetup with me?
584
00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:05,165
Okay, thanks.
585
00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:05,999
So I'll let you guys-
- Oh my gosh.
586
00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:08,127
Not Vaingirl 21!
587
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:09,002
Oh God.
588
00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:12,339
Breathe, Terrell.
589
00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:13,215
Woo-sah!
590
00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:17,886
(uptempo Christmas music)
591
00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:35,529
- Vaingirl 21!
592
00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:39,032
(uptempo Christmas music)
593
00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:05,350
Oh my God, you guys, look
at all of these people.
594
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:09,229
You are logged into Vaingirl 21.
595
00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:10,981
Okay, so as you can see,
guys, I'm not the only one
596
00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:12,691
to make it out to
the mall to check out
597
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,151
the Ultimate Santa Challenge.
598
00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:15,944
And you like my fit?
599
00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,029
The Ultimate Santa challenge
600
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:19,156
is to choose the
next mall Santa.
601
00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:21,950
And as you can see, there
are all types of Santas here.
602
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:24,494
Ready, suit, select.
603
00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:26,788
But you guys I heard
the OG Original Santa
604
00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:28,415
is ready to retire.
605
00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:31,335
But he's ready pass on his
baton to the next Santa.
606
00:28:31,335 --> 00:28:33,712
However, do they look this good?
607
00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:35,339
And can they do this?
608
00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:38,842
(uptempo Christmas music)
609
00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:45,349
Hey, come on and
play with me, baby.
610
00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:46,892
Come on down to the mall today.
611
00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:48,435
Hashtag Ultimate
Santa Challenge.
612
00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:50,062
- Me been waiting for this now.
613
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:53,148
You have no idea me dream
of being a Santa Clause.
614
00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:55,943
Now, I'm gonna trust you
to make this special juice
615
00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:57,736
'cause me got to go.
616
00:28:57,736 --> 00:29:00,530
Oh, me ah gonna
be a Santa Clause.
617
00:29:01,657 --> 00:29:02,991
Yeah, man!
- Right!
618
00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:04,576
- Rastafari!
- Yeah.
619
00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:10,707
- [Adam] Emma, right?
620
00:29:10,707 --> 00:29:12,167
- Yeah.
621
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:13,210
- Is there anyone that
can help us out here?
622
00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:14,586
- We just wanna sign up, Emma.
623
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,088
I mean, I've been here
with Joseph and Charles
624
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:18,131
and Kiki and Dashaun.
625
00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:19,925
- Yeah, Denise, can you?
626
00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,219
- You must be in charge, Denise.
627
00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:24,221
- Elizabeth will take
great care of you, okay.
628
00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:26,890
- It's Emma, why does everyone
keep calling me, okay.
629
00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:27,849
- Miss Denise.
- Um, okay.
630
00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:31,228
(talking over each other)
631
00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:34,022
Um, guys, uh, no, Santa
Charles will be here soon
632
00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:35,732
and you guys can
just talk to him.
633
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:37,985
- What in the?
634
00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:41,279
Orlando!
635
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:42,447
- We are upon a
red light security
636
00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:44,074
for this crowd out here, right?
637
00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:46,451
I could use an extra pair
of hands and a barricade
638
00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:47,786
and a small tank.
639
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:48,996
- We're not under siege.
640
00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:49,955
- Not yet.
641
00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:53,750
- You got pepper spray?
642
00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,460
- Mm-hm.
- Okay, good, good, good.
643
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:59,798
Use it if you have to,
but only if you have to.
644
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,341
And never on the kids.
645
00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:04,136
No, no, no, that's a
lawsuit waiting to happen.
646
00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:05,345
- Copy that, Big D.
647
00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:08,807
- Don't call me that.
648
00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:12,352
- Ooh, you're right.
649
00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:14,146
Inappropriate.
- Very!
650
00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:18,942
(mystical chiming)
651
00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:22,029
♪ Merry Christmas
and Happy New Year ♪
652
00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:23,030
- Wow!
653
00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:24,823
How amazing!
654
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:28,326
- Terrell, why are you bumping
around like some lost duck?
655
00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:31,538
- The post went viral.
656
00:30:31,538 --> 00:30:36,168
Apparently, we were too
aggressive, too too aggressive.
657
00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:38,503
It was picked up
by at Vaingirl 21.
658
00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,630
She has over 20 million
followers on Vid Feed.
659
00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:43,842
Way more than Diamond Dave.
660
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,260
Oh my God.
661
00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:46,470
- Yeah?
662
00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:47,429
Diamond Dave.
663
00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:51,016
Yeah, yeah, when posting.
664
00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:54,603
People are getting sick all
the time when they go viral.
665
00:30:56,813 --> 00:30:58,315
- I forgot to refresh the page.
666
00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:01,026
- I know.
667
00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:03,737
Yeah, we'll refresh it later.
668
00:31:03,737 --> 00:31:06,490
We'll refresh the page
later and call Diamond
669
00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:08,533
and get the disease handled.
670
00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:10,410
- I'm so fired.
671
00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:14,498
- No, not, it's 'cause
you've got the people viral
672
00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:20,462
and the people, the
fresh, the viral page.
673
00:31:20,462 --> 00:31:22,214
What is he talking about?
674
00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:25,759
- Unc, going viral
means basically
675
00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:27,511
the whole world seen it.
676
00:31:27,511 --> 00:31:28,804
- What?
677
00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:31,431
(quirky music)
678
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:37,646
(keypad beeping)
679
00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:44,903
(Denise clears throat)
680
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:48,031
Before you say anything,
let me explain.
681
00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:49,908
- Please do.
- It's gonna be the one
682
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:51,743
because I think I
should be the one.
683
00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:54,204
Explain.
684
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:57,791
- Um.
685
00:31:57,791 --> 00:31:59,251
We did what you asked
and we went wide, woo!
686
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:01,211
- Uh-huh.
- Mm-hm.
687
00:32:01,211 --> 00:32:03,046
- Uh-huh.
- Even went viral.
688
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:05,090
- Is that why it looks
like a Santa convention
689
00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:07,008
exploded outside of my mall.
690
00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:08,385
- Maybe we went too wide?
691
00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:10,053
- Yeah.
- We can make an announcement
692
00:32:10,053 --> 00:32:12,472
over the intercom and send
the store Santas packing.
693
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:16,059
- No, no, no, no, no.
694
00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:17,352
This is good.
695
00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:19,938
This is exactly what we needed.
696
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,273
- Hmm?
697
00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:22,691
- There's a lot of
Santas out there.
698
00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:24,693
We're bound to find
someone we both like
699
00:32:24,693 --> 00:32:26,611
and can move forward with.
700
00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:27,863
- Hmm.
701
00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:29,573
- Well.
702
00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:30,699
- But those aren't
703
00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:31,658
real Santas.
- Yeah.
704
00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:33,994
They're viral.
705
00:32:33,994 --> 00:32:35,787
- He learned that word.
- They didn't refresh.
706
00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:37,789
Right?
707
00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:40,208
- I'm keeping an open
mind, Santa Charles.
708
00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:42,460
Are you?
709
00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:46,256
- Yeah, but I'm just saying
that they're viral Santas.
710
00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:48,717
- Okay, so what's the
plan for the interviews?
711
00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:50,385
There's a lot of folks out there
712
00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:52,262
and, from the looks of them,
they'll be competitive.
713
00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:53,180
- That sounds cutthroat.
714
00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:55,182
- Oh, I know, I know.
715
00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:57,976
Something, something's
in the air.
716
00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:01,146
I imagine a bunch of Santas
trying to ruin each other
717
00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:05,483
for likes and for a chance of
the coveted Santa Mall job.
718
00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:07,194
Mm, it's definitely not
covered by insurance.
719
00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:08,737
- It could be a multi-day task.
720
00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:10,864
And we could hold interviews
in the parking lot
721
00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:12,449
and I could start a signup sheet
722
00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:13,575
to get an accurate head count.
723
00:33:13,575 --> 00:33:15,368
- Hey!
724
00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:16,244
- Okay?
725
00:33:19,873 --> 00:33:21,208
- I got it.
- What?
726
00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:23,501
- Judge.
727
00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:27,339
What did you say?
728
00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:30,050
You wanted a Santa Claus
that would be what?
729
00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:33,345
Ame...
- Amenable.
730
00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:34,387
- Yes!
731
00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:36,014
I couldn't remember that word,
732
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:41,186
but listen, we have a challenge.
733
00:33:41,186 --> 00:33:42,729
They have to be up for the par.
734
00:33:46,316 --> 00:33:50,737
They have to do
things, obstacles,
735
00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:53,990
and flippedy-flip
and whippedy-whip.
736
00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:56,493
(Santa Charles mumbles)
737
00:33:56,493 --> 00:34:00,622
That's what we call the
amenable Santa challenge!
738
00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:06,753
- Okay, so, so what
are you thinking?
739
00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:11,883
- That's all I got.
740
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:15,303
(quirky Christmas music)
741
00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,530
Werk!
742
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:35,448
- Oh, oww!
743
00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:37,993
- Who falls asleep in a sauna?
744
00:34:41,121 --> 00:34:42,956
- What you want, man?
745
00:34:42,956 --> 00:34:45,250
- How did you find a sauna?
746
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,376
- I found one.
747
00:34:47,961 --> 00:34:48,962
- Follow me.
748
00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:52,549
- Where are we going?
749
00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:54,134
- Less talking,
more walking boy.
750
00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:57,637
You didn't find
a gym, did you?
751
00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:02,183
(quirky music)
752
00:35:12,986 --> 00:35:14,029
- [Clarence] What are you doing?
753
00:35:14,029 --> 00:35:16,990
- Shh!
- Man, you acting weird.
754
00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:18,408
What is this?
755
00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:20,160
Some kind of Santa
experience initiation
756
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,662
where you teach me how to
duck cookies effectively?
757
00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:25,624
- Listen, I'm not
supposed to do this,
758
00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:30,503
but I want you to
be Santa Claus.
759
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:37,594
- Only problem with that is
I don't want to be Santa.
760
00:35:39,512 --> 00:35:41,765
Man, I just came to spend some
time with my favorite uncle.
761
00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:42,974
- Very interesting word.
762
00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:46,686
Time.
763
00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:50,732
I'll say you spent a
lot of time in prison.
764
00:35:50,732 --> 00:35:51,650
- Here we go.
765
00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:56,071
- Your PO's not playing.
766
00:35:56,071 --> 00:35:58,698
He's very serious.
767
00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:02,118
If you become Santa and
allow him to see you
768
00:36:02,118 --> 00:36:06,039
in a different light,
you understand that,
769
00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:07,123
you're helping children.
770
00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:08,917
I saw how children see you,
771
00:36:08,917 --> 00:36:11,336
when they see you,
their faces light up.
772
00:36:13,088 --> 00:36:14,673
There's something
about this suit
773
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:18,677
once you put it on, it
kind of erases your past.
774
00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:21,054
You become something new.
775
00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:23,473
You have a purpose.
776
00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:25,725
- Uncle Charles?
777
00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:27,644
No.
778
00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:35,652
- You think you're
the only criminal
779
00:36:35,652 --> 00:36:37,737
in the family, don't you?
780
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,076
No.
781
00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:48,498
Let me show you something.
782
00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:54,921
See that?
783
00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:59,134
That's my father,
your grandfather,
784
00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:02,512
and his father, my grandfather.
785
00:37:02,512 --> 00:37:05,056
Do you know what my
grandfather did for a living?
786
00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,267
He was a bootlegger
from Chicago.
787
00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:09,936
They called him Big Draws.
788
00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,773
Do you know what they
called your grandfather?
789
00:37:13,773 --> 00:37:14,691
- [Clarence] What?
790
00:37:14,691 --> 00:37:16,568
- Poon Daddy.
791
00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:17,944
He was a con artist.
792
00:37:20,363 --> 00:37:23,199
We all had a past.
793
00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:25,243
They put on a suit
and erased their past.
794
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:26,244
They started giving.
795
00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:29,205
I even have a past.
796
00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:32,709
I used to be a gymnast.
797
00:37:32,709 --> 00:37:34,169
- Now that's criminal.
798
00:37:36,045 --> 00:37:37,964
- Especially if saw
me in them tights.
799
00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:43,261
My point is, put on a suit,
800
00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:47,682
it gives you a purpose.
801
00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:49,434
You got it.
802
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:52,437
- Uncle Charles, I
don't want to be Santa.
803
00:37:54,063 --> 00:37:57,066
- As a kid, this is all
you ever wanted to do.
804
00:37:57,066 --> 00:38:00,153
- I was eight.
805
00:38:00,153 --> 00:38:02,489
Of course, I thought this was
the coolest job in the world.
806
00:38:02,489 --> 00:38:04,699
You're a fat man in
a red velvet suit
807
00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:06,201
and nobody judges you.
808
00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:11,498
But then I grew up and I
realized that all you do
809
00:38:11,498 --> 00:38:14,292
is pedal dreams and
wishes to little kids.
810
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,960
It's not real.
811
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,670
None of this is real.
812
00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:26,971
- That's what you think I am?
813
00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:28,807
Fat man in a red suit.
814
00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:34,854
This is real.
815
00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:36,606
You're real!
816
00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:39,192
- Uncle Charles, there's a
thousand other guys out there
817
00:38:39,192 --> 00:38:41,152
that like to play
dress-up just like you.
818
00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:43,196
You don't need me.
819
00:38:43,196 --> 00:38:44,781
- But they're not real!
820
00:38:44,781 --> 00:38:46,199
And they're not you.
821
00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:48,910
They're from Instatake.
822
00:38:48,910 --> 00:38:49,786
Face.
823
00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:52,789
The thing with the bird.
824
00:38:52,789 --> 00:38:53,790
- Instaface, Unc.
825
00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:55,500
- You know what I'm saying?
826
00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:58,419
They're insta, influencers, man.
827
00:38:59,754 --> 00:39:01,297
- I love you.
828
00:39:01,297 --> 00:39:03,383
But you gotta understand
that not everybody
829
00:39:03,383 --> 00:39:05,468
gets what they
want for Christmas.
830
00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:07,220
You of all people
should know that.
831
00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:10,014
- I do.
832
00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:11,224
That's not what you get.
833
00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:13,434
It's what you give.
834
00:39:14,727 --> 00:39:17,021
- Whatever man.
835
00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:19,691
I got bigger fish to fry and
bigger problems to solve.
836
00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:21,234
So I'm gonna find
me something to eat.
837
00:39:21,234 --> 00:39:23,152
And I guess I'll
find my own way home.
838
00:39:25,488 --> 00:39:27,407
- Now when you say you gonna
find your own way home,
839
00:39:27,407 --> 00:39:29,993
do that mean you're
gonna steal a car?
840
00:39:29,993 --> 00:39:30,869
- [Clarence] No.
841
00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:35,123
- Where'd you get
that robe from?
842
00:39:35,123 --> 00:39:36,624
(mystical chiming)
843
00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:40,086
(uptempo Christmas music)
844
00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:55,560
- Hey.
845
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,103
- I think I'm lost.
846
00:39:58,187 --> 00:39:59,898
- Okay.
847
00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:02,108
And where are your parents?
848
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,653
- I don't know.
849
00:40:07,447 --> 00:40:09,490
- They're probably worried.
850
00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:10,825
- Where's your family?
851
00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:20,460
Santa Charles is your daddy?
852
00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:21,336
- Uncle.
853
00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:25,381
Mom and dad are gone.
854
00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:26,925
- You are so lucky!
855
00:40:28,176 --> 00:40:30,470
I wish I had an uncle Santa.
856
00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:35,391
- I guess he's not so bad.
857
00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:38,519
- Gosh, there you are.
858
00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:40,688
I was so worried.
859
00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:41,606
Thank you.
860
00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:42,649
- No problem.
861
00:40:42,649 --> 00:40:43,650
- Come on, let's go.
862
00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:48,446
(uptempo Christmas music)
863
00:41:18,351 --> 00:41:21,521
(people clapping)
864
00:41:21,521 --> 00:41:22,897
- [Man] We're live, action!
865
00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:24,816
- Are you Santas
ready for a challenge?
866
00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:26,901
- [All] Yeah!
867
00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:30,029
- I said, are you Santas
ready for a challenge?
868
00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:31,197
- [All] Yeah!
869
00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:32,865
- The Ultimate Santa Challenge.
870
00:41:32,865 --> 00:41:34,534
- [All] Yeah!
871
00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:36,327
- I'm your host, DJ Snowbiz.
872
00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:39,706
And this store is
your playground.
873
00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:41,541
We also have souvenirs.
874
00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:43,584
We have hats, shot glasses,
875
00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:47,213
snow boats, novelty towels,
T-shirts, miniatures,
876
00:41:47,213 --> 00:41:49,799
and various water packages
available for purchase, okay?
877
00:41:49,799 --> 00:41:51,217
(people cheering)
878
00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:53,219
There will be three
days of Santa Games.
879
00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:54,721
And at the end of the game,
880
00:41:54,721 --> 00:41:57,557
we'll crown our next mall Santa.
881
00:41:57,557 --> 00:42:00,143
(people cheering)
But you don't have to take
882
00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:02,311
my word for it because
Santa Charles is here
883
00:42:02,311 --> 00:42:04,355
to let you know that
he's been making a list
884
00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:05,940
and checking it twice.
885
00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:07,400
And at the end of the games,
886
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,819
he will decide whose
been naughty or nice.
887
00:42:09,819 --> 00:42:14,073
(people cheering)
888
00:42:14,073 --> 00:42:17,577
- Ah, first of all, I'd
like to thank you guys
889
00:42:17,577 --> 00:42:20,038
and welcome you
to the Santa Games.
890
00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:23,666
This is not a job.
891
00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:24,542
Hm?
892
00:42:26,294 --> 00:42:28,796
It's an honor and a privilege.
893
00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:32,258
This is not a suit or a costume.
894
00:42:33,259 --> 00:42:34,177
It's a uniform.
895
00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:37,722
I'm proud to wear it.
896
00:42:37,722 --> 00:42:39,849
Some of you guys know this,
some of you guys don't.
897
00:42:41,309 --> 00:42:43,311
A part of a legacy here,
898
00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:46,439
three decades sitting in
that chair right there.
899
00:42:46,439 --> 00:42:49,859
A grandfather, a father.
900
00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:52,779
But this is not about
being a mall Santa.
901
00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:58,618
It's about listening and love.
902
00:42:58,618 --> 00:43:02,455
Love for the job,
love for the people,
903
00:43:02,455 --> 00:43:05,208
love for the community.
904
00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:09,962
I remember you, Stacey
Howard, wanted a firetruck.
905
00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:15,468
Kids, they don't get
everything they want,
906
00:43:17,303 --> 00:43:21,015
but they do get to
see a Santa Claus
907
00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:23,017
that looks like them.
908
00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:23,851
Hmm?
909
00:43:25,353 --> 00:43:30,858
So welcome to the first
annual Santa Games.
910
00:43:31,776 --> 00:43:33,986
(people cheering)
911
00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:36,072
- [Man] Come on, Santa!
912
00:43:36,072 --> 00:43:37,323
Come on, Santa!
913
00:43:41,327 --> 00:43:44,163
(Christmas music)
914
00:44:14,610 --> 00:44:16,863
- [Carol] Can I help you?
915
00:44:16,863 --> 00:44:18,197
- It's not what it looks like.
916
00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:20,408
- Mm, looks like you're
stealing from Santa.
917
00:44:22,702 --> 00:44:24,537
What are you doing then?
918
00:44:24,537 --> 00:44:28,541
- Borrowing from Santa,
without his permission.
919
00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:30,334
- You lose a bet or something?
920
00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:31,752
- Worse.
921
00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:33,963
I think I just found
my Christmas spirit.
922
00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:35,089
- In the storage closet?
923
00:44:35,089 --> 00:44:36,549
Is that where I left it?
924
00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:42,722
Oh, you know, I never
could find the hats
925
00:44:42,722 --> 00:44:46,601
in the midst of all
that other stuff.
926
00:44:46,601 --> 00:44:47,602
See here.
927
00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:53,441
Your uncle is going
to be so pleased.
928
00:44:53,441 --> 00:44:55,943
- Please, don't
tell Uncle Charles.
929
00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:56,819
- Okay.
930
00:44:58,404 --> 00:45:00,489
- I want to do this on my own.
931
00:45:00,489 --> 00:45:03,576
If it's in my blood,
my family legacy,
932
00:45:03,576 --> 00:45:06,204
then it's meant to be.
933
00:45:06,204 --> 00:45:08,789
But if not,
and I fail at this too,
934
00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:12,835
then at least Uncle Charles
won't have to get his hopes up.
935
00:45:13,961 --> 00:45:15,671
- All right, I won't say a word.
936
00:45:15,671 --> 00:45:16,714
Okay?
937
00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:20,301
But I do think he's gonna know.
938
00:45:20,301 --> 00:45:21,427
I just have a feeling.
939
00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:23,387
He'll know.
940
00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:29,685
- Can you help me
with this beard?
941
00:45:29,685 --> 00:45:31,103
- I thought you'd never ask.
942
00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:36,275
All right.
943
00:45:36,275 --> 00:45:38,611
Let's see, oh yeah, first
you gotta take this net off.
944
00:45:38,611 --> 00:45:40,279
Put your head down.
945
00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:41,697
Mm-hm.
946
00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:43,032
Awwh.
947
00:45:43,032 --> 00:45:44,533
Behind those ears.
948
00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:46,410
Yup.
949
00:45:46,410 --> 00:45:47,870
Hold on.
950
00:45:47,870 --> 00:45:48,788
Can you breathe?
951
00:45:48,788 --> 00:45:49,956
- Just.
952
00:45:49,956 --> 00:45:50,831
Ho-ho-ho.
953
00:45:53,376 --> 00:45:55,544
- [Carol] So proud of you.
954
00:45:57,964 --> 00:46:01,592
- Next.
955
00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:09,767
Next.
956
00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:16,315
- So, I'm, I'm really
sorry about that.
957
00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:17,942
Thank you.
- Thanks.
958
00:46:21,237 --> 00:46:24,407
All right, first and
last name, Santa.
959
00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:26,659
Thank you.
960
00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:32,164
(dramatic music)
961
00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:41,257
(quirky music)
962
00:46:44,093 --> 00:46:45,011
- [Man] Tell us your name.
963
00:46:45,011 --> 00:46:46,053
- My name is Stephanie.
964
00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:48,764
- Wah gwan, me name Wayne.
965
00:46:48,764 --> 00:46:52,101
You know, straight
from Jamaica, boi-boi!
966
00:46:52,101 --> 00:46:53,352
- Hi, I'm Adam.
967
00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:56,230
- Hi, my name is Clyde.
968
00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:02,528
- My name is Nick.
969
00:47:02,528 --> 00:47:05,531
- [Man] And Nick, why do
you want to be Santa Claus?
970
00:47:05,531 --> 00:47:06,782
- Wait, wait, hold on.
971
00:47:06,782 --> 00:47:08,159
Who are you?
972
00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:10,703
Who are you to be
asking me questions
973
00:47:10,703 --> 00:47:13,122
or what was, what's
happening right now?
974
00:47:13,122 --> 00:47:14,790
- Me want to be Santa Clause
975
00:47:14,790 --> 00:47:17,710
and I'm come here to show Santa
can be everywhere, yuh know.
976
00:47:17,710 --> 00:47:19,337
- I'm here for one reason.
977
00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:20,755
Total world domination.
978
00:47:20,755 --> 00:47:22,840
- Did it, and now
he's on the elf team.
979
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,592
Oh, oh, mum, mum, mum!
980
00:47:24,592 --> 00:47:26,052
Come on, our boy is on TV!
981
00:47:26,052 --> 00:47:27,636
Come fast, fast, fast, fast!
982
00:47:27,636 --> 00:47:29,263
So, basically.
983
00:47:29,263 --> 00:47:34,018
(quirky Christmas music)
984
00:47:34,018 --> 00:47:36,771
- Welcome to day one
of the Santa Creators.
985
00:47:36,771 --> 00:47:38,064
(people cheering)
986
00:47:38,064 --> 00:47:40,900
(people clapping)
987
00:47:46,072 --> 00:47:49,575
All right, and we're back
with what looks like hampers
988
00:47:49,575 --> 00:47:54,288
of Santa's dirty laundry.
989
00:47:54,288 --> 00:47:56,123
I wonder what we're
gonna do with that?
990
00:47:56,999 --> 00:47:58,376
Can't hear you.
991
00:47:58,376 --> 00:48:02,880
But if you guessed wash
and fold, you're wrong.
992
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,925
This game is called
Santa's Pajamas.
993
00:48:05,925 --> 00:48:08,761
(people cheering)
994
00:48:11,180 --> 00:48:13,432
When I count to three,
you'll race to the hampers
995
00:48:13,432 --> 00:48:15,393
and grab a matching pajama set.
996
00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:19,188
We have elf,
gingerbread and snowman.
997
00:48:20,314 --> 00:48:21,232
Options are limited.
998
00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:22,942
So choose wisely.
999
00:48:24,276 --> 00:48:25,152
And go!
1000
00:48:26,862 --> 00:48:29,698
(energetic music)
1001
00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:34,328
Oh wow.
1002
00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:38,958
- Illegal contact!
1003
00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:41,001
- There's no fighting
in the North Pole.
1004
00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:43,129
- [DJ Snowbiz] We have
jammies for everybody.
1005
00:48:43,129 --> 00:48:45,965
(energetic music)
1006
00:48:49,802 --> 00:48:52,471
(whistle blows)
1007
00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:57,476
- [Clarence] Oh shirt!
1008
00:48:57,476 --> 00:48:59,854
(bell rings)
1009
00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:03,649
- Try out?
1010
00:49:03,649 --> 00:49:04,817
Try out?
1011
00:49:04,817 --> 00:49:05,901
What?
- You don't think
1012
00:49:05,901 --> 00:49:07,611
there's a need to try out?
1013
00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:09,697
- I don't think there's
a need to try out
1014
00:49:09,697 --> 00:49:11,907
when you find what it is
that you're looking for
1015
00:49:11,907 --> 00:49:13,742
and it's sitting in the chair.
1016
00:49:13,742 --> 00:49:17,246
- I am a fat man in this hot...
1017
00:49:17,246 --> 00:49:20,458
How does he do this?
1018
00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:24,295
- Oh, Santa Charles.
1019
00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:25,796
- I know of him.
1020
00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:28,132
- Right, what do you know
of Santa Charles?
1021
00:49:28,132 --> 00:49:29,800
- Cool dude.
1022
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:34,096
- Now it's time for the one,
the only, Santa Charles.
1023
00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:38,017
(people cheering and clapping)
1024
00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:47,359
- Good afternoon, Santas.
1025
00:49:47,359 --> 00:49:50,196
Please try to separate in
the most scientifical ways.
1026
00:49:51,489 --> 00:49:52,656
Gingerbread to the left.
1027
00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:53,574
Elves in the middle.
1028
00:49:53,574 --> 00:49:55,367
Snowmen to the right.
1029
00:49:55,367 --> 00:49:57,411
The losing team
will, unfortunately,
1030
00:49:57,411 --> 00:49:59,205
be kicked out of the games.
1031
00:49:59,205 --> 00:50:02,082
If you don't have a
costume on, bye-bye.
1032
00:50:05,961 --> 00:50:09,882
Oh, can I tell them
Designs by Terrell?
1033
00:50:12,009 --> 00:50:14,011
Designs by Terrell.
1034
00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:16,847
Take a picture, it's
gonna last longer, mm-hm.
1035
00:50:16,847 --> 00:50:21,727
And, again, if you don't
have a costume, off you go.
1036
00:50:21,727 --> 00:50:25,856
(Terrell chuckles)
1037
00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:28,609
- Listen, you guys
all did a good job.
1038
00:50:30,110 --> 00:50:31,445
See you day two.
1039
00:50:31,445 --> 00:50:33,197
Good night, have
a good night, guys.
1040
00:50:34,114 --> 00:50:36,992
(people clapping)
1041
00:50:36,992 --> 00:50:38,369
- We'll see you back here bright
1042
00:50:38,369 --> 00:50:40,746
and early tomorrow
morning for day two.
1043
00:50:42,081 --> 00:50:44,917
(people clapping)
1044
00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:52,424
(quirky Christmas music)
1045
00:51:02,851 --> 00:51:05,271
- Thank you.
1046
00:51:05,271 --> 00:51:07,273
Got the pizza guys.
- Oh.
1047
00:51:09,567 --> 00:51:11,652
- Look who I found
roaming the halls
1048
00:51:11,652 --> 00:51:13,445
like a lost little puppy.
1049
00:51:13,445 --> 00:51:15,656
And look, he doesn't
have his beard on.
1050
00:51:15,656 --> 00:51:16,740
(talking over each other)
1051
00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:18,617
- [All] Hi!
1052
00:51:18,617 --> 00:51:19,910
- Hey, I hope you don't mind,
1053
00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:21,787
we couldn't decide
on what topping to get.
1054
00:51:21,787 --> 00:51:24,164
So we just got cheese.
1055
00:51:24,164 --> 00:51:25,958
- Yeah, and they
got fruit punch,
1056
00:51:25,958 --> 00:51:28,877
ginger ale, energy
drinks and water.
1057
00:51:28,877 --> 00:51:30,921
Or if you're feeling brave,
1058
00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:33,215
I make a mean protein shake.
1059
00:51:33,215 --> 00:51:36,510
I'm nicknaming Santa's
Ultimate Challenge.
1060
00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:39,179
- I don't think I
have any competition,
1061
00:51:39,179 --> 00:51:40,556
but to be honest with you,
1062
00:51:40,556 --> 00:51:42,433
there's one particular
one on my team.
1063
00:51:42,433 --> 00:51:44,143
Are they gonna hear this?
1064
00:51:44,143 --> 00:51:45,644
- Okay, cool.
1065
00:51:45,644 --> 00:51:47,771
So there's one particular
Santa on my team.
1066
00:51:47,771 --> 00:51:48,772
Nick.
1067
00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:50,316
- Buff daddy, Big Santa.
1068
00:51:50,316 --> 00:51:53,569
- He's just always angry
and wants to hit people.
1069
00:51:53,569 --> 00:51:55,112
- The 'Roid Ranger.
1070
00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:56,947
- I think it might be something
in his protein shakes.
1071
00:51:56,947 --> 00:51:58,782
- I think he taken
some of the ting.
1072
00:51:58,782 --> 00:52:00,075
He needs to slow it down.
1073
00:52:00,075 --> 00:52:01,118
It's not healthy
for your man beat.
1074
00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:02,119
You know what I'm saying?
1075
00:52:02,119 --> 00:52:03,412
But then some of the other ones,
1076
00:52:03,412 --> 00:52:05,497
you know, they all
right, you know.
1077
00:52:05,497 --> 00:52:07,291
- Day one done.
1078
00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:09,126
- Yeah, you know, we started
off a little rocky, you know.
1079
00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:10,169
- But you know what, mate?
1080
00:52:10,169 --> 00:52:13,339
We got it done, we edged it out.
1081
00:52:13,339 --> 00:52:15,633
- You know what, I think
day two's gonna be a doozy.
1082
00:52:15,633 --> 00:52:18,302
I mean everything that
went through with the PJs,
1083
00:52:18,302 --> 00:52:19,845
but you two look
a little intense.
1084
00:52:19,845 --> 00:52:20,804
- This man.
1085
00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:22,389
- Are you scared?
1086
00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:23,432
- No, but you should be.
1087
00:52:23,432 --> 00:52:24,308
- Ooh.
1088
00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:28,354
I'm just glad I found a
shirt that could fit me.
1089
00:52:28,354 --> 00:52:31,565
- I actually found the
shirt, and you're welcome.
1090
00:52:31,565 --> 00:52:33,192
- Yeah.
1091
00:52:33,192 --> 00:52:35,069
You know what, it
was a little crazy.
1092
00:52:35,069 --> 00:52:36,820
You guys think the
rest of the challenges
1093
00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:38,530
are gonna be like that?
1094
00:52:38,530 --> 00:52:40,240
- Nah, man, me don't think so.
1095
00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:43,285
- I really just
wanna say something.
1096
00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:47,289
I'm just so happy to be
here with all of you.
1097
00:52:48,457 --> 00:52:49,875
Back home in London,
1098
00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:52,920
you know, I don't
have a lot of friends.
1099
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,756
- You know, with that sweater,
I mean, yeah, I see why.
1100
00:52:55,756 --> 00:52:57,299
- Look, I'm just here
to make a statement.
1101
00:52:57,299 --> 00:52:58,676
- And what's that?
1102
00:52:58,676 --> 00:53:01,428
- That women can be Santa too.
1103
00:53:01,428 --> 00:53:04,723
Now, I'm here because I
wanna be the next Santa,
1104
00:53:04,723 --> 00:53:07,142
the first and one and
only female Santa.
1105
00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:11,814
While we're at it,
Clyde, now I know
1106
00:53:11,814 --> 00:53:14,400
you're to compete as
well, but we all know
1107
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:17,069
there's something hiding
underneath that Santa beard.
1108
00:53:17,069 --> 00:53:18,445
Ho-ho-ho, I'm Santa.
1109
00:53:22,074 --> 00:53:23,909
- All right.
1110
00:53:23,909 --> 00:53:26,912
- Well, it's obvious that you
don't want to be here, I mean.
1111
00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:28,038
Me, I love Christmas.
1112
00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:30,290
I love all of it, you know.
1113
00:53:30,290 --> 00:53:31,583
I love Christmas.
1114
00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:32,584
I love everything
about Christmas.
1115
00:53:32,584 --> 00:53:34,878
The decorations, trees, music.
1116
00:53:34,878 --> 00:53:36,380
I even love the cold air.
1117
00:53:36,380 --> 00:53:38,882
- Me wanna show the
world that Christmas,
1118
00:53:38,882 --> 00:53:40,509
it be universal, you know.
1119
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:45,597
- I just want the gig period.
1120
00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:48,100
- Yeah, he wish.
1121
00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:49,560
- Okay, well, I already
told you why I'm here.
1122
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:52,354
Clyde, so what's up?
1123
00:53:52,354 --> 00:53:55,816
- Well, I guess I just want
something to believe in.
1124
00:53:55,816 --> 00:53:58,986
You know, it's something
I always wanted.
1125
00:53:58,986 --> 00:54:00,320
- [Man] Mm.
1126
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:04,658
- Awh, Clyde, you're
a serious dude.
1127
00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:06,201
- Okay, you hit me one more
time, whey you want, eh?
1128
00:54:07,703 --> 00:54:10,497
- Oh, hey look,
everyone, grab a pub.
1129
00:54:10,497 --> 00:54:11,957
All right.
- Sorry.
1130
00:54:11,957 --> 00:54:14,418
- Everybody, cheers.
1131
00:54:14,418 --> 00:54:15,711
All right.
1132
00:54:15,711 --> 00:54:18,213
To all of us.
1133
00:54:18,213 --> 00:54:22,092
May our journey be
worth it, but tough.
1134
00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:26,054
And as Team ELf, may
we be indestructible.
1135
00:54:26,054 --> 00:54:27,931
- Yeah.
- And all those other Santas,
1136
00:54:27,931 --> 00:54:30,058
you know, they don't
know what's coming.
1137
00:54:30,058 --> 00:54:31,310
- We are!
- We are coming.
1138
00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:33,520
- We're coming!
- Yeah!
1139
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:36,315
- Yeah, man.
- Coming, all right.
1140
00:54:36,315 --> 00:54:37,441
- Let's come.
1141
00:54:37,441 --> 00:54:40,903
(quirky Christmas music)
1142
00:54:51,246 --> 00:54:52,164
(Santa Charles clapping)
1143
00:54:52,164 --> 00:54:54,625
- Oh! Charles!
1144
00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:56,543
Mm, it's just after 11.
1145
00:54:57,669 --> 00:54:59,213
Come on, what are you doing?
1146
00:54:59,213 --> 00:55:01,173
- You gotta gimme a minute
to do some research.
1147
00:55:01,173 --> 00:55:02,216
- Research on what?
1148
00:55:02,216 --> 00:55:03,300
To go and look in the cookie jar
1149
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:04,718
and eat up all the cookies?
1150
00:55:04,718 --> 00:55:05,761
(Santa Charles mumbles)
1151
00:55:05,761 --> 00:55:08,305
- Okay, I mean, it may look like
1152
00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:10,015
I'm just eating the cookies,
1153
00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:11,558
but I'm doing research
for the games tomorrow.
1154
00:55:11,558 --> 00:55:13,352
I gotta know this stuff.
1155
00:55:13,352 --> 00:55:16,813
- Mm-hm, okay, research.
1156
00:55:16,813 --> 00:55:19,650
- Look, being Santa
Claus is not just a job.
1157
00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:23,070
It's a way of life, okay?
1158
00:55:23,070 --> 00:55:24,863
- Mm-hm.
- Look at me.
1159
00:55:25,697 --> 00:55:27,533
S-A-N-T-I-N-C.
1160
00:55:28,909 --> 00:55:30,369
- Say that again.
1161
00:55:30,369 --> 00:55:33,997
- I'm S-A-N-T-I-N-C.
1162
00:55:33,997 --> 00:55:36,375
- Forgot the A this time.
1163
00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:38,585
Oh, baby, please go to bed.
1164
00:55:38,585 --> 00:55:39,920
- Forgot the A.
1165
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:41,255
Yep, right after
I do this research.
1166
00:55:41,255 --> 00:55:43,840
- Mm-hm, okay.
1167
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:46,260
Make sure you leave
Clar some cookies.
1168
00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:52,224
Turn the light off, baby.
1169
00:55:52,224 --> 00:55:54,476
- Use your clapper.
- Oh!
1170
00:55:54,476 --> 00:55:55,769
Oh God. (Carol claps)
1171
00:55:55,769 --> 00:55:58,355
(quirky music)
1172
00:56:02,234 --> 00:56:04,111
- Little crevices.
1173
00:56:04,111 --> 00:56:05,028
Nooks.
1174
00:56:09,825 --> 00:56:11,076
- [Clarence] What
we having, man?
1175
00:56:11,076 --> 00:56:11,952
- Hmm.
1176
00:56:13,245 --> 00:56:15,372
Guess.
1177
00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:18,417
- I bet you all
nodding and reindeer.
1178
00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:19,751
A snickerdoodle.
1179
00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:27,718
- You good, you good.
1180
00:56:27,718 --> 00:56:28,594
You learning.
1181
00:56:29,678 --> 00:56:31,555
And you got your glass.
1182
00:56:31,555 --> 00:56:33,640
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1183
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:34,558
- What?
1184
00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:38,145
That's my milk.
1185
00:56:38,145 --> 00:56:40,731
I saw you reaching.
1186
00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:43,191
Your milk is in there
where you had your lips.
1187
00:56:43,191 --> 00:56:45,277
Remember?
- It's the same jug, Unc.
1188
00:56:45,277 --> 00:56:47,112
- No, no, new jug, my jug.
1189
00:56:47,112 --> 00:56:49,448
See my jug, my jug.
1190
00:56:49,448 --> 00:56:50,824
Your lips, carton.
1191
00:56:50,824 --> 00:56:52,200
- Unc, I got a question for you.
1192
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:55,162
- Hey, hey, you got a ques-- ?
1193
00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:02,461
Yeah, go ahead and ask.
1194
00:57:02,461 --> 00:57:03,920
- Can I have a cookie?
1195
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:06,632
- Oh man.
1196
00:57:06,632 --> 00:57:10,886
The fact that you asking me
instead of just going in there,
1197
00:57:12,095 --> 00:57:14,097
I love that, man.
1198
00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:17,184
No, I don't want those
nasty snickerdoodle anyway.
1199
00:57:17,184 --> 00:57:20,020
- Well good 'cause
you can't have one.
1200
00:57:20,020 --> 00:57:21,938
- Why not chocolate
chip or something?
1201
00:57:23,774 --> 00:57:25,901
- It's a basic cookie.
1202
00:57:25,901 --> 00:57:27,986
Chocolate chip is bluh.
- They're the best.
1203
00:57:27,986 --> 00:57:29,488
- It's a basic cookie.
1204
00:57:29,488 --> 00:57:30,405
- Peanut butter?
1205
00:57:31,823 --> 00:57:33,575
- Sixties.
1206
00:57:33,575 --> 00:57:35,369
- What's the nastiest cookie?
1207
00:57:37,954 --> 00:57:39,373
- Rocky Road.
1208
00:57:39,373 --> 00:57:40,749
- [Clarence] Rocky Road Cookies?
1209
00:57:40,749 --> 00:57:42,376
- [Santa Charles]
That's what I said.
1210
00:57:42,376 --> 00:57:43,835
- [Clarence] What
about oatmeal raisin?
1211
00:57:43,835 --> 00:57:46,338
- Woo.
- Uh!
1212
00:57:46,338 --> 00:57:48,965
- [Santa Charles] Wee!
1213
00:57:48,965 --> 00:57:51,551
(upbeat music)
1214
00:57:58,725 --> 00:58:00,644
- [Orlando] Miss Clause is here.
1215
00:58:00,644 --> 00:58:02,896
Santa Charles is really
walking away from it.
1216
00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:07,776
- [Samantha] Nick!
1217
00:58:07,776 --> 00:58:09,152
Elves.
1218
00:58:09,152 --> 00:58:11,279
- Excuse me, I love
a woman in charge.
1219
00:58:11,279 --> 00:58:12,447
- Oh, of course you do.
1220
00:58:12,447 --> 00:58:13,490
Can I help you?
1221
00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:14,825
- No, but I can help you.
1222
00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:15,992
- I'm not interested.
1223
00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:17,411
- Okay.
1224
00:58:17,411 --> 00:58:19,329
I guess I won't tell you
that the first challenge
1225
00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:21,623
is a Santa trivia game.
1226
00:58:21,623 --> 00:58:24,960
- I appreciate you for
not telling me that.
1227
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,628
Is there anything else
you don't wanna tell me?
1228
00:58:26,628 --> 00:58:29,506
- I'd love to, but I can't.
1229
00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:30,924
- You shouldn't.
1230
00:58:30,924 --> 00:58:32,426
- I definitely
shouldn't tell you
1231
00:58:32,426 --> 00:58:34,052
that the second challenge
is a guessing game
1232
00:58:34,052 --> 00:58:36,847
involving Santa Charles'
favorite cookie.
1233
00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:38,765
But that's all I know.
1234
00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:40,726
- When I become queen
of this store one day,
1235
00:58:40,726 --> 00:58:42,602
maybe you and I
should go grab lunch
1236
00:58:42,602 --> 00:58:44,146
or something?
- Merry Christmas.
1237
00:58:44,146 --> 00:58:45,439
- Oh, oh!
1238
00:58:45,439 --> 00:58:48,233
Do you have any kids?
1239
00:58:48,233 --> 00:58:49,901
- No.
1240
00:58:49,901 --> 00:58:52,404
- Yeah, see, you're
not really my type,
1241
00:58:52,404 --> 00:58:54,823
but I do wanna see
you win though.
1242
00:58:54,823 --> 00:58:55,907
What can I say?
1243
00:58:55,907 --> 00:58:57,200
I'm a feminist.
1244
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:58,535
- Oh God, gross.
1245
00:58:58,535 --> 00:59:00,120
- Elves, elves.
- I love women.
1246
00:59:04,249 --> 00:59:05,751
- Yeah, come in, come in.
1247
00:59:05,751 --> 00:59:07,961
All right guys, look
at us, Team Elf.
1248
00:59:07,961 --> 00:59:09,755
Team Elf, Team Elf, Team Elf!
1249
00:59:09,755 --> 00:59:11,047
- Okay, look, y'all look.
1250
00:59:11,047 --> 00:59:12,632
Okay, so mall
security over there
1251
00:59:12,632 --> 00:59:14,801
was just telling me
there's gonna be two games.
1252
00:59:14,801 --> 00:59:17,471
Something about a
guessing game of cookies.
1253
00:59:17,471 --> 00:59:20,182
The other one is basically
like a Santa trivia game.
1254
00:59:20,182 --> 00:59:21,850
- Hold on, we gotta
guess cookies?
1255
00:59:21,850 --> 00:59:23,810
I'm you're guy, promise you.
1256
00:59:23,810 --> 00:59:25,687
- You guys are-
- It's a home-run.
1257
00:59:25,687 --> 00:59:27,105
- Only for now.
1258
00:59:27,105 --> 00:59:28,398
- Hey, what's wrong
with your hat, man?
1259
00:59:28,398 --> 00:59:30,108
You look like you're
leaning a bit.
1260
00:59:30,108 --> 00:59:32,444
- Oh, interesting.
1261
00:59:32,444 --> 00:59:34,571
Huh, I'm like a
leaning tower of pizza.
1262
00:59:34,571 --> 00:59:36,072
All right, better?
1263
00:59:37,115 --> 00:59:38,033
- Yeah, man.
1264
00:59:38,033 --> 00:59:39,951
- [Scott] All right.
1265
00:59:39,951 --> 00:59:42,704
- No mistakes.
1266
00:59:42,704 --> 00:59:45,582
- Mistakes are okay as
long as you remain friends.
1267
00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:47,626
- Aye, man, we're trying to
win this thing, all right.
1268
00:59:47,626 --> 00:59:51,213
- Morning Santas and
welcome back for day two.
1269
00:59:51,213 --> 00:59:52,464
Are you ready for more games?
1270
00:59:52,464 --> 00:59:56,092
- [All] Yeah!
1271
00:59:56,092 --> 00:59:58,303
- [DJ Snowbiz] Gingerbread, Elf,
1272
00:59:58,303 --> 01:00:00,806
Snowmen, are your teams ready?
1273
01:00:00,806 --> 01:00:02,724
- [All] Yeah!
1274
01:00:02,724 --> 01:00:03,725
- Great.
1275
01:00:03,725 --> 01:00:06,728
Now it's time for The Santa,
1276
01:00:06,728 --> 01:00:10,941
a trivia game hosted by the
one, the only Santa Charles.
1277
01:00:10,941 --> 01:00:13,860
(energetic music)
1278
01:00:17,823 --> 01:00:19,199
- Listen up, guys.
1279
01:00:19,199 --> 01:00:21,117
The questions are
all multiple choice.
1280
01:00:21,117 --> 01:00:23,995
So you all stand a chance, okay?
1281
01:00:23,995 --> 01:00:25,455
You say you wanna play too.
1282
01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:28,416
(boy exclaiming)
1283
01:00:28,416 --> 01:00:29,292
Well, let's see.
1284
01:00:30,544 --> 01:00:32,462
Questions, please.
1285
01:00:32,462 --> 01:00:33,338
- Be aggressive.
1286
01:00:36,925 --> 01:00:37,801
- First question.
1287
01:00:39,928 --> 01:00:42,931
How many reindeer
does Santa have?
1288
01:00:42,931 --> 01:00:45,308
A, eight, B, nine.
1289
01:00:45,308 --> 01:00:48,687
- I know this one!
- C as many as he wants.
1290
01:00:50,814 --> 01:00:53,733
(teams whispering)
1291
01:00:59,030 --> 01:01:00,323
- B, B it is, it's definitely B.
1292
01:01:04,286 --> 01:01:05,328
- Boards, please.
1293
01:01:10,834 --> 01:01:12,544
And the answer is B, 9.
1294
01:01:12,544 --> 01:01:15,380
(people cheering)
1295
01:01:23,763 --> 01:01:29,060
Where exactly was mommy
when she kissed Santa Claus?
1296
01:01:29,060 --> 01:01:30,979
Underneath the mistletoe?
1297
01:01:30,979 --> 01:01:32,606
Underneath a little bow?
1298
01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:35,692
C, at Ice Cube's house?
1299
01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:37,736
- Y'all, I think, I think it's,
1300
01:01:37,736 --> 01:01:39,321
I think it's a trick question.
1301
01:01:39,321 --> 01:01:40,989
- [Wayne] Why your
mama kissing Santa?
1302
01:01:40,989 --> 01:01:42,407
- [Stephanie] I think
it's a trick question.
1303
01:01:42,407 --> 01:01:46,244
(teams talking over each other)
1304
01:01:46,244 --> 01:01:47,579
- Board, please.
1305
01:01:54,878 --> 01:01:55,962
You all right!
1306
01:01:55,962 --> 01:01:58,715
(people cheering)
1307
01:01:58,715 --> 01:02:04,554
Now, name a country in which
Santa is known as Pere Noel.
1308
01:02:04,554 --> 01:02:06,306
Can you guys say that?
1309
01:02:06,306 --> 01:02:07,974
- [Children] Pere Noel.
1310
01:02:07,974 --> 01:02:09,351
- Good, look at that!
1311
01:02:09,351 --> 01:02:10,435
Look at them!
1312
01:02:11,895 --> 01:02:13,355
- A, France.
- Yes.
1313
01:02:13,355 --> 01:02:14,689
- B, Belgium.
1314
01:02:14,689 --> 01:02:17,150
C, Watts.
1315
01:02:17,150 --> 01:02:18,735
- Pere Noel?
1316
01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:19,945
(talking over each other)
1317
01:02:19,945 --> 01:02:24,115
- [Wayne] What you doing, eh?
1318
01:02:24,115 --> 01:02:25,158
- [Santa Charles] Board, please.
1319
01:02:25,158 --> 01:02:26,910
- It's not, it's not.
1320
01:02:30,497 --> 01:02:32,040
- They stupid.
1321
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:34,084
I'm sorry, elves,
you got that wrong.
1322
01:02:34,084 --> 01:02:38,088
It's actually, A, France.
1323
01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:39,589
- [Man] You guys just sit
there and breathe, okay.
1324
01:02:39,589 --> 01:02:41,049
I got this.
1325
01:02:41,049 --> 01:02:42,175
- [Clarence] Hey, it
was an honest mistake.
1326
01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:43,677
- [Scott] Yeah, it's all right.
1327
01:02:43,677 --> 01:02:46,262
We're still best friends.
- Bombaclat, man.
1328
01:02:46,262 --> 01:02:48,098
- Who had the biggest
hit of her career
1329
01:02:48,098 --> 01:02:52,894
with the song "Santa
Baby" in 1953?
1330
01:02:52,894 --> 01:02:54,813
A, Eartha Kitt.
1331
01:02:54,813 --> 01:02:56,606
B, Prince.
1332
01:02:56,606 --> 01:03:00,819
- Multiple choice.
- C, Beyonce.
1333
01:03:00,819 --> 01:03:03,905
- [Clarence] I mean,
what is the A for though?
1334
01:03:03,905 --> 01:03:05,699
- [Santa Charles]
Ah, answer is A!
1335
01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:07,283
(Team Elves cheering)
- We got it right!
1336
01:03:07,283 --> 01:03:09,119
That's all that
matters, we're friends!
1337
01:03:09,119 --> 01:03:13,248
- What black song plays all
day long during Christmas?
1338
01:03:14,499 --> 01:03:15,417
A?
1339
01:03:15,417 --> 01:03:17,293
(people cheering)
1340
01:03:17,293 --> 01:03:19,921
What group does Eddie
Lavert sing with?
1341
01:03:19,921 --> 01:03:21,297
- You guys just sit
there and breathe.
1342
01:03:21,297 --> 01:03:22,465
Okay, I've got this.
1343
01:03:22,465 --> 01:03:24,300
- Boards?
- Listen, listen.
1344
01:03:25,427 --> 01:03:28,763
- C, Elves, you got that wrong.
1345
01:03:28,763 --> 01:03:29,681
Okay?
1346
01:03:31,016 --> 01:03:33,268
Ahh, answer is A.
1347
01:03:33,268 --> 01:03:35,937
(team cheering)
1348
01:03:37,272 --> 01:03:38,273
B.
1349
01:03:38,273 --> 01:03:39,399
(team cheering)
- Yeah man,
1350
01:03:39,399 --> 01:03:40,734
that's what I'm saying!
1351
01:03:40,734 --> 01:03:41,693
- A.
1352
01:03:41,693 --> 01:03:45,113
(team cheering)
1353
01:03:45,113 --> 01:03:49,325
What is Santa's favorite cookie?
1354
01:03:49,325 --> 01:03:52,078
It don't matter,
he eat anything.
1355
01:04:00,336 --> 01:04:02,380
Final tie-breaking round.
1356
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,467
Gingerbread, you're
gonna sit this one out.
1357
01:04:05,467 --> 01:04:08,219
It's between the
elves and the snowmen.
1358
01:04:09,429 --> 01:04:10,305
Okay?
1359
01:04:11,514 --> 01:04:12,682
This is the question.
1360
01:04:14,559 --> 01:04:16,936
First team to me with
their chalkboard wins.
1361
01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:20,899
Who was the first Mall Santa?
1362
01:04:20,899 --> 01:04:23,485
A, Colonel Tim.
1363
01:04:23,485 --> 01:04:26,279
B, Colonel Nim.
1364
01:04:26,279 --> 01:04:28,740
C, Colonel Sanders.
1365
01:04:28,740 --> 01:04:30,450
D, Popeye.
1366
01:04:32,202 --> 01:04:33,578
- [Clarence] I know
this one, wait, wait!
1367
01:04:33,578 --> 01:04:35,538
(team talking over each other)
1368
01:04:35,538 --> 01:04:38,124
- You're gonna be
the one to write?
1369
01:04:38,124 --> 01:04:40,376
- Yes, yes.
(team talking over each other)
1370
01:04:40,376 --> 01:04:41,461
- Oh-ho!
1371
01:04:41,461 --> 01:04:42,879
Snowman!
1372
01:04:42,879 --> 01:04:44,214
He's the snowman!
1373
01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:46,132
You did it, you did it!
1374
01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:47,717
You did the thing, man.
1375
01:04:47,717 --> 01:04:49,177
But you wrong.
1376
01:04:49,177 --> 01:04:52,430
(Team Elves cheering)
1377
01:04:52,430 --> 01:04:54,933
It's trivia not trash.
1378
01:04:54,933 --> 01:04:55,850
Yeah.
1379
01:04:57,477 --> 01:04:58,353
Nice try.
1380
01:05:01,689 --> 01:05:03,399
What you got, Elves?
1381
01:05:10,281 --> 01:05:12,408
- That's gonna be hell.
1382
01:05:12,408 --> 01:05:13,785
It is.
1383
01:05:13,785 --> 01:05:16,913
But you know what,
Elves, you got one!
1384
01:05:17,872 --> 01:05:19,624
B, Colonel Nim!
1385
01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:22,293
(people cheering)
1386
01:05:22,293 --> 01:05:25,797
- Gingerbread and Elves
team, you tied up.
1387
01:05:27,757 --> 01:05:31,469
Elves, Gingerbread, you're
on the next round.
1388
01:05:31,469 --> 01:05:32,387
- Woo-hoo.
1389
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,181
- This is a good game.
1390
01:05:35,181 --> 01:05:36,933
- Great, great.
1391
01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:38,768
- Hey, Sugar.
1392
01:05:38,768 --> 01:05:41,563
(dramatic music)
1393
01:05:46,901 --> 01:05:51,698
- Well, as far as
Team Elf, goes,
1394
01:05:51,698 --> 01:05:56,786
first you got, you got this
old, I guess, Asian guy.
1395
01:05:57,829 --> 01:05:59,038
His name's Adam.
1396
01:06:00,999 --> 01:06:02,500
- Have you ever had a gas bubble
1397
01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:04,210
that just you can't get rid of?
1398
01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:05,628
- He's all right.
1399
01:06:05,628 --> 01:06:07,130
He's probably the
worst-smelling person
1400
01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:08,256
I've ever met in my entire life.
1401
01:06:08,256 --> 01:06:09,924
- Stephanie.
1402
01:06:09,924 --> 01:06:11,843
Maybe she come back to the
island with me, you know?
1403
01:06:11,843 --> 01:06:13,219
- Um, he could be second place.
1404
01:06:13,219 --> 01:06:14,345
He could play the reindeer.
1405
01:06:14,345 --> 01:06:18,016
- Fireside and candle lights.
1406
01:06:19,684 --> 01:06:24,606
Stephanie, me,
perhaps a little wine.
1407
01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:29,235
I like to romanticize
about...
1408
01:06:31,029 --> 01:06:33,448
reindeer, huh?
1409
01:06:33,448 --> 01:06:34,616
- Reindeer.
1410
01:06:34,616 --> 01:06:36,201
And I'm not done yet.
1411
01:06:36,201 --> 01:06:38,119
I'm, I didn't finish.
1412
01:06:38,119 --> 01:06:42,081
(quirky Christmas music)
1413
01:06:42,081 --> 01:06:44,626
- Moving forward,
it will be every man
1414
01:06:44,626 --> 01:06:47,754
and woman for themselves.
1415
01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:49,005
The next game is called-
- This is a little game
1416
01:06:49,005 --> 01:06:50,715
I call smell my finger.
1417
01:06:50,715 --> 01:06:53,343
Guess the cookie
correctly, you move on.
1418
01:06:53,343 --> 01:06:55,470
Guess it wrong, you're done.
1419
01:06:58,848 --> 01:06:59,933
First up, please.
1420
01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:08,691
- Chocolate chip.
1421
01:07:08,691 --> 01:07:09,776
- You got it right. (bell dings)
1422
01:07:09,776 --> 01:07:11,778
Next contestant, please.
1423
01:07:15,823 --> 01:07:17,909
- Chocolate chip.
1424
01:07:17,909 --> 01:07:19,035
- Oh man, no. (buzzer blares)
1425
01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:20,119
- I wanna redo!
1426
01:07:20,119 --> 01:07:21,663
- I don't care.
- I want a redo.
1427
01:07:21,663 --> 01:07:23,373
- I don't care!
1428
01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:24,624
You're wrong.
1429
01:07:24,624 --> 01:07:26,584
We bringing a blindfold
to up the ante.
1430
01:07:28,378 --> 01:07:29,671
He's very excited.
1431
01:07:33,758 --> 01:07:35,218
- Chocolate chip.
1432
01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:36,261
- No. (buzzer blares)
1433
01:07:36,261 --> 01:07:37,428
- Oh, man!
1434
01:07:37,428 --> 01:07:38,680
- Work on that.
1435
01:07:40,431 --> 01:07:41,849
Not right now.
1436
01:07:41,849 --> 01:07:44,269
Right now with the nails.
1437
01:07:45,812 --> 01:07:47,772
Back it out, back it down.
1438
01:07:47,772 --> 01:07:50,191
- No, this gotta be
snickerdeedle. (film whirring)
1439
01:07:50,191 --> 01:07:51,651
- What'd you say?
1440
01:07:51,651 --> 01:07:54,779
- Snickerdoo,
snickerdicky, snookerdook.
1441
01:07:54,779 --> 01:07:56,447
- Yeah, something like
that. (bell dings)
1442
01:07:56,447 --> 01:07:57,699
He's from the south.
1443
01:07:59,701 --> 01:08:00,910
Behold.
1444
01:08:00,910 --> 01:08:02,954
- Hmm.
1445
01:08:02,954 --> 01:08:04,622
Gingersnap.
1446
01:08:04,622 --> 01:08:06,124
- You're right. (bell dings)
1447
01:08:06,124 --> 01:08:07,292
Next!
1448
01:08:07,292 --> 01:08:08,793
Both elves.
1449
01:08:08,793 --> 01:08:10,128
Smell my finger.
1450
01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:12,463
- Shortbread.
1451
01:08:12,463 --> 01:08:14,090
- Wow, he's right. (bell dings)
1452
01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:16,509
My friend got it right.
1453
01:08:16,509 --> 01:08:17,510
You're a happy elf.
1454
01:08:19,804 --> 01:08:21,139
Bligh, bligh.
1455
01:08:21,139 --> 01:08:24,475
- Mm, that's definitely
a biscotti biscuit.
1456
01:08:24,475 --> 01:08:26,686
- Oh, no! (buzzer blares)
1457
01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:28,396
- It's not a bloody biscuit.
1458
01:08:28,396 --> 01:08:30,064
It's a cookie!
1459
01:08:30,064 --> 01:08:32,984
There's no tea over here.
1460
01:08:32,984 --> 01:08:33,860
- Bullocks!
1461
01:08:35,028 --> 01:08:37,155
- Bloody cookies.
1462
01:08:37,155 --> 01:08:39,490
- Take it home for Team Elf.
1463
01:08:41,284 --> 01:08:42,368
- No. (buzzer blares)
1464
01:08:42,368 --> 01:08:43,661
No, no!
1465
01:08:43,661 --> 01:08:46,539
No! (buzzer blares)
1466
01:08:46,539 --> 01:08:47,415
Next!
1467
01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:50,835
Are you from San Diego?
1468
01:08:50,835 --> 01:08:52,754
You got a boo-boo.
1469
01:08:52,754 --> 01:08:56,591
No, no, no. (buzzer blares)
1470
01:08:56,591 --> 01:08:57,759
Special one for you.
1471
01:08:58,926 --> 01:09:00,553
- It's a macaroon, man.
1472
01:09:00,553 --> 01:09:03,473
- Well, whata, whata, yuh
boy right! (bell dings)
1473
01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:05,183
(people cheering)
1474
01:09:05,183 --> 01:09:09,103
(Charles Imitating Jamaican)
1475
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:11,481
Sheila E.
1476
01:09:12,315 --> 01:09:13,316
Sheila E. Elf.
1477
01:09:16,611 --> 01:09:17,779
- Oatmeal.
1478
01:09:17,779 --> 01:09:18,821
- You're right. (bell dings)
1479
01:09:18,821 --> 01:09:20,782
(people cheering)
1480
01:09:20,782 --> 01:09:23,076
It's good for your
system, oatmeal.
1481
01:09:23,076 --> 01:09:23,951
Roosh.
1482
01:09:25,203 --> 01:09:26,913
Woo, now that's a big elf.
1483
01:09:26,913 --> 01:09:29,624
Um, you want a hamburger?
1484
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,710
Maybe get two cookies for you.
1485
01:09:33,878 --> 01:09:36,506
- Peanut butter.
- Oh, damn.
1486
01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:37,924
- [Clarence] Chocolate chip.
1487
01:09:39,258 --> 01:09:40,134
Pretzel?
1488
01:09:42,136 --> 01:09:43,971
- That boy's good. (bell dings)
1489
01:09:43,971 --> 01:09:45,723
You good, boy, you good!
1490
01:09:49,936 --> 01:09:52,688
- And just like that, we're
down to the final five.
1491
01:09:52,688 --> 01:09:53,940
Let's give it up for them.
1492
01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:58,236
(people cheering)
1493
01:09:58,236 --> 01:10:00,113
We'll see you on the
final day, everybody.
1494
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,827
- Thanks, Santa.
1495
01:10:05,827 --> 01:10:06,953
I think one of them might
actually win this thing.
1496
01:10:06,953 --> 01:10:08,663
(Terrell squeals)
1497
01:10:08,663 --> 01:10:10,164
- It happens.
1498
01:10:10,164 --> 01:10:13,459
(Santa Charles humming)
1499
01:10:24,178 --> 01:10:26,764
(quirky music)
1500
01:10:33,855 --> 01:10:36,816
(Jacks clattering)
1501
01:10:50,246 --> 01:10:52,415
- What the fudge candy apple?
1502
01:10:54,292 --> 01:10:57,086
You really gonna leave this?
1503
01:10:57,086 --> 01:11:00,256
- About time she finds out
how hard the job really is.
1504
01:11:00,256 --> 01:11:02,884
She's gonna see how hard
it is to be Santa Claus.
1505
01:11:02,884 --> 01:11:04,761
- This is what you
gonna leave us with?
1506
01:11:05,928 --> 01:11:08,598
You gotta be kidding me, man.
1507
01:11:08,598 --> 01:11:11,642
That's what you
gonna leave us with?
1508
01:11:14,187 --> 01:11:16,981
(dramatic music)
1509
01:11:23,488 --> 01:11:26,324
(people clapping)
1510
01:11:31,662 --> 01:11:33,831
- Give it up for Stephanie.
1511
01:11:33,831 --> 01:11:36,667
(people cheering)
1512
01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:38,753
Adam.
1513
01:11:38,753 --> 01:11:41,589
(people cheering)
1514
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:43,758
Wayne.
1515
01:11:43,758 --> 01:11:46,803
(people cheering)
1516
01:11:46,803 --> 01:11:47,678
Nick.
1517
01:11:50,598 --> 01:11:51,974
Nick, come on!
1518
01:11:51,974 --> 01:11:54,811
(people cheering)
1519
01:11:54,811 --> 01:11:56,562
And Clyde.
1520
01:11:56,562 --> 01:11:59,315
(people cheering)
1521
01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:00,983
One of these competitors
is about to become
1522
01:12:00,983 --> 01:12:03,778
the next Mall Santa.
1523
01:12:03,778 --> 01:12:06,155
But before we jump
into day three,
1524
01:12:06,155 --> 01:12:07,907
the final day of
the Santa Games,
1525
01:12:07,907 --> 01:12:09,951
a quick word from our sponsor.
1526
01:12:09,951 --> 01:12:13,496
The woman who signs my checks,
Denise Rainer, everyone.
1527
01:12:13,496 --> 01:12:16,582
(people clapping)
1528
01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:18,835
- Is this on?
1529
01:12:18,835 --> 01:12:22,505
Thank you, DJ Snowbiz, and I
just have one thing to say.
1530
01:12:22,505 --> 01:12:27,301
And that is, thank
you and thank you.
1531
01:12:27,301 --> 01:12:29,679
No, no, no, no, no.
1532
01:12:29,679 --> 01:12:32,682
Santa Charles,
you have made this
1533
01:12:32,682 --> 01:12:35,017
one Christmas
season to remember.
1534
01:12:35,017 --> 01:12:36,853
Hmm, your final season.
1535
01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:40,231
And on behalf of
myself, your fans,
1536
01:12:40,231 --> 01:12:42,358
and all of Santa's helpers,
1537
01:12:42,358 --> 01:12:44,569
we wanted to do something
a little different,
1538
01:12:44,569 --> 01:12:46,904
something meaningful.
1539
01:12:46,904 --> 01:12:48,573
- You're gonna
make me slave cry.
1540
01:12:52,451 --> 01:12:53,411
Cookies!
1541
01:12:55,037 --> 01:12:56,998
- They're vegan.
1542
01:12:56,998 --> 01:13:00,084
I am so proud of how
you structured the rules
1543
01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:03,379
of this competition and
how you did so without bias
1544
01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:05,381
or prejudice or flatulence
1545
01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:09,886
and how you took the time
for each competitor to dig in
1546
01:13:09,886 --> 01:13:12,722
and help them find their
full Santa potential.
1547
01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:15,725
Mm, with that level of
grit and determination,
1548
01:13:15,725 --> 01:13:19,228
I think we can be confident
that your family's legacy
1549
01:13:20,146 --> 01:13:21,522
is in good hands.
1550
01:13:21,522 --> 01:13:25,109
(people clapping)
1551
01:13:25,109 --> 01:13:26,861
- Thank you, Denise.
1552
01:13:26,861 --> 01:13:29,030
Thank you, but no need to put
Santa Charles on the spot.
1553
01:13:29,030 --> 01:13:31,866
Let's let him enjoy
his cookies in peace.
1554
01:13:31,866 --> 01:13:33,784
He earned them after all.
1555
01:13:33,784 --> 01:13:37,288
Now are we ready for
the final challenge?
1556
01:13:37,288 --> 01:13:39,540
(people cheering)
1557
01:13:39,540 --> 01:13:40,917
I can't hear you.
1558
01:13:41,876 --> 01:13:45,254
(people cheering)
1559
01:13:45,254 --> 01:13:48,966
It's time for an obstacle
course unlike any other.
1560
01:13:48,966 --> 01:13:52,511
A game that's gonna make
you feel real sentimental.
1561
01:13:52,511 --> 01:13:55,640
Please, please, a
round of Santa applause
1562
01:13:55,640 --> 01:14:00,269
for a game we're calling
Santa's extra special delivery.
1563
01:14:00,269 --> 01:14:01,771
(people cheering)
1564
01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:03,856
- [Woman] Yes, yes, yes!
1565
01:14:03,856 --> 01:14:06,359
- Grab the Santa sack
and fill it with toys.
1566
01:14:06,359 --> 01:14:08,402
Then take the sack
around the world
1567
01:14:08,402 --> 01:14:10,237
before delivering
it to Santa Charles
1568
01:14:10,237 --> 01:14:12,073
for the final elf battle.
1569
01:14:14,116 --> 01:14:15,493
Don't be nervous.
1570
01:14:15,493 --> 01:14:18,079
It's only Santa's entire
Christmas Eve routine.
1571
01:14:18,079 --> 01:14:19,580
What could go wrong?
1572
01:14:19,580 --> 01:14:20,623
- May the best Santa win.
1573
01:14:20,623 --> 01:14:22,208
♪ Hey, ho ♪
1574
01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:23,834
♪ Ho-Ho-Ho ♪
1575
01:14:23,834 --> 01:14:25,544
♪ Hey, ho ♪
1576
01:14:25,544 --> 01:14:27,630
♪ Ho-Ho-Ho ♪
1577
01:14:27,630 --> 01:14:30,800
(together) Hey!
1578
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:32,969
- Easy peasy, right?
1579
01:14:32,969 --> 01:14:35,554
You will have seven minutes
to complete the course.
1580
01:14:35,554 --> 01:14:36,681
Three.
1581
01:14:36,681 --> 01:14:37,640
Two.
1582
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:38,557
Go, go, go.
1583
01:14:41,060 --> 01:14:42,687
Okay, first one in.
1584
01:14:44,814 --> 01:14:46,482
Oh, is this allowed?
1585
01:14:48,401 --> 01:14:49,568
First one out.
1586
01:14:51,445 --> 01:14:54,532
(indistinct)
1587
01:14:54,532 --> 01:14:58,285
Come on, come on, out
the door, out the door!
1588
01:15:00,121 --> 01:15:01,330
That works too.
1589
01:15:03,666 --> 01:15:06,377
Time is ticking,
time is ticking!
1590
01:15:07,670 --> 01:15:09,797
Hey, you go, girl!
1591
01:15:09,797 --> 01:15:11,048
Come on, Clyde!
1592
01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:14,593
- Shoes off.
1593
01:15:14,593 --> 01:15:16,721
You're supposed to
be jogging, Santa.
1594
01:15:16,721 --> 01:15:19,348
Shoes off, let's go, let's go.
1595
01:15:19,348 --> 01:15:20,224
Oh!
1596
01:15:21,183 --> 01:15:22,935
Shoes off.
1597
01:15:22,935 --> 01:15:24,228
Here we go, here we go.
1598
01:15:24,228 --> 01:15:26,439
- Oh, Wayne, Wayne, go!
1599
01:15:26,439 --> 01:15:27,815
- Ease up, meh man.
1600
01:15:27,815 --> 01:15:30,026
- [Orlando] Okay,
okay, this way now.
1601
01:15:30,026 --> 01:15:32,945
(mystical chiming)
1602
01:15:34,113 --> 01:15:35,740
Man, come on, here we go.
1603
01:15:35,740 --> 01:15:37,241
- Let's go!
1604
01:15:37,241 --> 01:15:38,451
Ooh!
1605
01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:41,495
Oh, sorry.
1606
01:15:41,495 --> 01:15:43,539
- Somebody's got the
Christmas spirit.
1607
01:15:44,957 --> 01:15:46,709
- Or a bit of spirits.
1608
01:15:51,297 --> 01:15:54,091
- This is Santa's
extra special delivery.
1609
01:15:54,091 --> 01:15:55,634
These Santas will
race their snow globes
1610
01:15:55,634 --> 01:15:58,304
around the world three times.
1611
01:15:58,304 --> 01:15:59,597
Let's hope this works out.
1612
01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:02,975
- Get out the way.
1613
01:16:02,975 --> 01:16:04,935
(mystical chiming)
1614
01:16:04,935 --> 01:16:06,437
Move it now.
1615
01:16:06,437 --> 01:16:10,149
(energetic Christmas music)
1616
01:16:13,027 --> 01:16:14,403
- It looks like
these snow globes
1617
01:16:14,403 --> 01:16:16,739
are knocking over
all of these Santas.
1618
01:16:21,285 --> 01:16:23,162
(mystical chiming)
1619
01:16:23,162 --> 01:16:24,705
♪ Hey, ho ♪
1620
01:16:24,705 --> 01:16:28,084
♪ Ho-Ho-Ho ♪
1621
01:16:28,084 --> 01:16:29,919
- [Orlando] It's like
a workout for you, okay.
1622
01:16:29,919 --> 01:16:31,545
♪ Hey ho ♪
1623
01:16:31,545 --> 01:16:32,838
♪ Ho-Ho-Ho ♪
1624
01:16:32,838 --> 01:16:35,591
(group cheering)
1625
01:16:36,759 --> 01:16:38,260
♪ Hey, ho ♪
1626
01:16:38,260 --> 01:16:39,178
♪ Ho-Ho-Ho ♪
1627
01:16:39,178 --> 01:16:40,137
- This way, all right.
1628
01:16:40,137 --> 01:16:43,224
(mystical chiming)
1629
01:16:43,224 --> 01:16:45,017
That's a legal contact.
1630
01:16:45,017 --> 01:16:46,769
Y'all watch that now.
1631
01:16:46,769 --> 01:16:47,812
- You guys got it.
1632
01:16:49,105 --> 01:16:52,817
(energetic Christmas music)
1633
01:16:55,152 --> 01:16:56,987
- Oh, oh, oh, oh!
1634
01:16:56,987 --> 01:16:57,863
- Come on!
1635
01:17:01,283 --> 01:17:03,994
(mystical chiming)
1636
01:17:03,994 --> 01:17:05,830
- [Nick] Hey, Bob Marley!
1637
01:17:05,830 --> 01:17:07,289
- Here they come!
1638
01:17:12,002 --> 01:17:14,505
- [Wayne] You're blocking
me, boy, watch out now.
1639
01:17:15,965 --> 01:17:18,175
- [DJ Snowbiz] Go, go, go!
1640
01:17:19,426 --> 01:17:21,303
(dramatic music)
1641
01:17:21,303 --> 01:17:22,680
- [Clarence] Ah!
1642
01:17:24,890 --> 01:17:26,016
- Oh!
1643
01:17:26,016 --> 01:17:26,892
- Awwh!
1644
01:17:27,768 --> 01:17:29,186
- [Man] Come on.
1645
01:17:29,186 --> 01:17:30,521
- Is this it?
1646
01:17:30,521 --> 01:17:33,399
Could this be the
end of the games?
1647
01:17:35,192 --> 01:17:38,654
(dramatic music)
1648
01:17:38,654 --> 01:17:39,530
- Go!
1649
01:17:46,912 --> 01:17:47,830
Go!
1650
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:51,959
Go!
1651
01:18:03,012 --> 01:18:05,764
(dramatic music)
1652
01:18:10,311 --> 01:18:11,812
- Teamwork!
1653
01:18:11,812 --> 01:18:12,980
This is great.
1654
01:18:16,609 --> 01:18:19,570
(mystical chiming)
1655
01:18:21,530 --> 01:18:24,283
(group cheering)
1656
01:18:27,620 --> 01:18:30,456
(people clapping)
1657
01:18:33,918 --> 01:18:36,712
- Since you guys didn't
complete your task,
1658
01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:39,298
I'm still Santa.
1659
01:18:39,298 --> 01:18:40,216
- What?
1660
01:18:40,216 --> 01:18:42,676
(crowd gasps)
1661
01:18:44,762 --> 01:18:46,472
- Still Santa.
1662
01:18:46,472 --> 01:18:49,099
- That is not what
we talked about.
1663
01:18:49,099 --> 01:18:51,435
- Still Santa.
1664
01:18:51,435 --> 01:18:53,229
- That's not what
we talked about.
1665
01:18:53,229 --> 01:18:57,483
- I'm still,
ep-re-ruh-ruh, Santa.
1666
01:18:57,483 --> 01:18:59,902
- Uh-uh-uh-uh, that's
not what we talked about.
1667
01:18:59,902 --> 01:19:01,195
- That's what you came up with.
1668
01:19:01,195 --> 01:19:02,696
- That's not what I-
- Your rules!
1669
01:19:02,696 --> 01:19:04,907
- Charles!
- Hey, Unc.
1670
01:19:04,907 --> 01:19:06,408
(crowd gasps)
1671
01:19:06,408 --> 01:19:08,285
- Clarence.
1672
01:19:08,285 --> 01:19:09,870
- Game's not over yet.
1673
01:19:09,870 --> 01:19:11,413
Santa never misses a delivery.
1674
01:19:13,123 --> 01:19:15,459
- Thank you, Aunt Carol.
1675
01:19:15,459 --> 01:19:18,629
- Wait a minute, you knew?
1676
01:19:18,629 --> 01:19:22,341
- Yeah, he wanted
to do it himself.
1677
01:19:22,341 --> 01:19:23,968
Oh, and that beard.
1678
01:19:23,968 --> 01:19:26,095
I wanted to help him
glue it on this morning.
1679
01:19:26,095 --> 01:19:29,890
But yeah, he wanted to
do that himself too.
1680
01:19:29,890 --> 01:19:32,476
- I thought that
hat looked familiar.
1681
01:19:32,476 --> 01:19:34,979
That's what hat
my granddady wore.
1682
01:19:34,979 --> 01:19:35,896
- Let's go, yo.
1683
01:19:35,896 --> 01:19:38,691
(people cheering)
1684
01:19:43,153 --> 01:19:45,823
- Nah, man, yuh all shame me!
1685
01:19:45,823 --> 01:19:47,950
- In order to win, you
must capture my hat.
1686
01:19:50,619 --> 01:19:53,998
(dramatic music)
1687
01:19:53,998 --> 01:19:55,040
- Go, go, go!
1688
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:58,669
(dramatic music)
1689
01:20:13,642 --> 01:20:16,478
(people clapping)
1690
01:20:17,438 --> 01:20:20,316
(people cheering)
1691
01:20:32,786 --> 01:20:35,122
- Are you proud of yourself?
1692
01:20:36,332 --> 01:20:38,709
You have a camera?
1693
01:20:38,709 --> 01:20:40,336
You get a hat.
1694
01:20:40,336 --> 01:20:41,211
You good!
1695
01:20:44,506 --> 01:20:47,343
It's only one person
I'll choose to be Santa.
1696
01:20:51,388 --> 01:20:53,724
(people cheering)
1697
01:20:53,724 --> 01:20:55,225
- I don't want it.
1698
01:20:57,394 --> 01:20:58,896
I said I don't want it!
1699
01:20:58,896 --> 01:21:01,231
(crowd gasps)
1700
01:21:01,231 --> 01:21:05,277
- What are you saying?
1701
01:21:05,277 --> 01:21:07,571
You do all this?
1702
01:21:07,571 --> 01:21:13,452
Didn't I'll tell you, your
actions, they mean something.
1703
01:21:13,452 --> 01:21:15,662
Your decisions mean something.
1704
01:21:15,662 --> 01:21:17,414
Why would you say
something silly like that?
1705
01:21:17,414 --> 01:21:18,749
You'll do all this.
1706
01:21:18,749 --> 01:21:20,292
- Oh, hold up, I'm
just playing, man.
1707
01:21:22,795 --> 01:21:23,670
I'll do it.
1708
01:21:25,005 --> 01:21:27,257
But under one condition.
1709
01:21:31,553 --> 01:21:33,847
- What are your conditions, man?
1710
01:21:33,847 --> 01:21:35,557
- If my crew can be Santa too.
1711
01:21:35,557 --> 01:21:38,685
(people cheering)
1712
01:21:43,774 --> 01:21:45,401
- You're a dance group?
1713
01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:48,153
- Wait, so you're
thinking all five of you?
1714
01:21:49,947 --> 01:21:51,240
- [Clarence] Yes, ma'am.
1715
01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:52,282
- That might work.
1716
01:21:52,282 --> 01:21:54,034
Financially, that could be good.
1717
01:21:54,034 --> 01:21:56,370
- Let me ask you this.
1718
01:21:56,370 --> 01:21:58,122
Why?
1719
01:21:58,122 --> 01:22:03,252
- 'Cause that, that's real.
1720
01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:05,838
- That's the gift of
giving you're doing.
1721
01:22:05,838 --> 01:22:07,756
That's the gift I
was talking about.
1722
01:22:07,756 --> 01:22:12,678
You got a new life and you're
giving them a chance from it.
1723
01:22:14,972 --> 01:22:15,848
- I know.
1724
01:22:17,683 --> 01:22:19,518
You think I can
get a better hat?
1725
01:22:19,518 --> 01:22:20,936
(Santa Charles chuckles)
1726
01:22:20,936 --> 01:22:23,397
- Yeah, this is Poon Daddy's.
1727
01:22:24,314 --> 01:22:25,691
That's a legacy.
1728
01:22:28,819 --> 01:22:30,529
Wear that with pride.
1729
01:22:31,989 --> 01:22:33,073
- Ho-ho-ho!
1730
01:22:33,073 --> 01:22:35,909
(people cheering)
1731
01:22:51,717 --> 01:22:53,677
- Now, I get to go to Edinburgh!
1732
01:22:53,677 --> 01:22:54,678
Yes!
1733
01:22:54,678 --> 01:22:55,888
- Not Alabama?
1734
01:23:03,812 --> 01:23:06,690
(Christmas music)
1735
01:23:44,269 --> 01:23:47,356
- Santa Stephanie!
- Hey, how are you?
1736
01:23:47,356 --> 01:23:48,524
- How old are you?
1737
01:23:48,524 --> 01:23:50,192
- Oh baby, I forgot.
1738
01:23:50,192 --> 01:23:51,485
- Are you a fairy?
1739
01:23:51,485 --> 01:23:53,070
- I'm more like an angel.
1740
01:23:53,070 --> 01:23:54,238
- Where are you from?
1741
01:23:55,447 --> 01:23:56,823
- Ohio.
1742
01:23:56,823 --> 01:23:58,784
- How do you do it?
1743
01:23:58,784 --> 01:24:00,202
- Do what, Kitty?
1744
01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:02,412
- Deliver all the
presents in one night.
1745
01:24:02,412 --> 01:24:04,915
(Santa laughs)
1746
01:24:04,915 --> 01:24:07,042
- Mommy said that
you don't like milk.
1747
01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:08,377
- Oh, that's right.
1748
01:24:08,377 --> 01:24:09,753
You know me lactose intolerant.
1749
01:24:09,753 --> 01:24:12,130
It's not good for me
stomach, you know.
1750
01:24:12,130 --> 01:24:13,131
- Hey, Santa Nick.
1751
01:24:14,424 --> 01:24:15,717
- Huh, yeah?
1752
01:24:15,717 --> 01:24:17,970
- Where's your belly?
1753
01:24:17,970 --> 01:24:20,639
- Oh, it kept getting
stuck in the chimney.
1754
01:24:20,639 --> 01:24:21,848
So I got rid of it.
1755
01:24:24,726 --> 01:24:27,563
(people cheering)
1756
01:24:32,609 --> 01:24:34,194
- Give it up for Santa Clarence.
1757
01:24:35,445 --> 01:24:36,363
- Ho-ho-ho!
1758
01:24:40,117 --> 01:24:41,994
All right, who's first?
1759
01:24:44,162 --> 01:24:46,290
What do you guys
want for Christmas?
1760
01:24:46,290 --> 01:24:47,374
- A unicorn.
1761
01:24:47,374 --> 01:24:49,042
- A unicorn?
1762
01:24:49,042 --> 01:24:51,628
- Makeup and puzzle.
1763
01:24:51,628 --> 01:24:53,630
- A puzzle?
1764
01:24:53,630 --> 01:24:54,756
What about you?
1765
01:24:54,756 --> 01:24:57,801
- I want a Christmas present.
1766
01:24:57,801 --> 01:25:00,887
- A Christmas
present, what kind?
1767
01:25:00,887 --> 01:25:01,972
- A dress?
1768
01:25:01,972 --> 01:25:03,682
- The little red one.
1769
01:25:03,682 --> 01:25:04,683
- A red one?
1770
01:25:08,979 --> 01:25:10,105
- Santa!
1771
01:25:11,023 --> 01:25:12,816
(feet thudding)
1772
01:25:12,816 --> 01:25:13,692
- Ho-ho-ho!
1773
01:25:19,031 --> 01:25:19,906
Uh, heh.
1774
01:25:24,995 --> 01:25:25,996
- Ah.
1775
01:25:30,959 --> 01:25:32,961
Well, we had a good run.
1776
01:25:36,131 --> 01:25:37,049
Ah.
1777
01:25:41,011 --> 01:25:42,179
Leave my mark.
1778
01:25:43,180 --> 01:25:44,097
Ah.
1779
01:25:47,267 --> 01:25:48,185
Huh.
1780
01:25:49,686 --> 01:25:50,562
Well.
1781
01:25:58,987 --> 01:26:01,865
(mystical chiming)
1782
01:26:04,201 --> 01:26:05,744
(dog barking)
1783
01:26:05,744 --> 01:26:07,412
Finally, Mr and Mrs Claus
get what they want.
1784
01:26:07,412 --> 01:26:08,830
(car door thuds)
1785
01:26:08,830 --> 01:26:11,625
A vacation!
- Mm, thank you, big Santa.
1786
01:26:11,625 --> 01:26:14,336
- Brown sugar.
- Woo!
1787
01:26:14,336 --> 01:26:17,130
-[Santa Charles] Well,
you can take the boy
outta the North pole,
1788
01:26:17,130 --> 01:26:21,134
but you can take the
North Pole out of the boy!
1789
01:26:21,134 --> 01:26:22,928
Big Santa's on the way.
1790
01:26:22,928 --> 01:26:25,180
- [Santa Charles]
Can I say that?
1791
01:26:25,180 --> 01:26:26,348
Oh.
1792
01:26:26,348 --> 01:26:29,935
(uptempo Christmas music)
1793
01:26:33,480 --> 01:26:34,648
- Hello.
1794
01:26:34,648 --> 01:26:36,024
It's me, Scott.
1795
01:26:36,024 --> 01:26:38,402
I'm still here, I
didn't leave yet.
1796
01:26:38,402 --> 01:26:41,530
No, I'm actually
still in the hotel
1797
01:26:41,530 --> 01:26:43,907
waiting for all of
the team to finish up
1798
01:26:43,907 --> 01:26:45,450
and good stuff, you know.
1799
01:26:45,450 --> 01:26:47,327
I didn't want to
go quite home yet
1800
01:26:47,327 --> 01:26:49,871
'cause I think I'm gonna
surprise the mates.
1801
01:26:49,871 --> 01:26:52,999
You know, head out there,
you know, sit on their lap.
1802
01:26:52,999 --> 01:26:55,293
Oh, I actually got a
present for Clarence.
1803
01:26:55,293 --> 01:26:57,421
Yeah, he's gonna love these.
1804
01:26:57,421 --> 01:26:59,256
It's a flower.
1805
01:26:59,256 --> 01:27:00,882
He doesn't actually like flowers
1806
01:27:00,882 --> 01:27:02,384
and he specifically
told me that,
1807
01:27:02,384 --> 01:27:05,095
but I think it'll warm
his heart a little bit.
1808
01:27:05,095 --> 01:27:06,722
Give him a little
Christmas cheer.
1809
01:27:06,722 --> 01:27:09,641
So, mm, smells like Christmas.
1810
01:27:09,641 --> 01:27:11,017
So I bought this for him.
1811
01:27:11,017 --> 01:27:13,603
And yeah, I'm gonna go
hang out with the mates.
1812
01:27:13,603 --> 01:27:15,647
Yeah, maybe have some
eggnog, something, you know.
1813
01:27:15,647 --> 01:27:18,316
Have a little time before
I get back to London town.
1814
01:27:19,609 --> 01:27:22,320
(jazzy carols)
1815
01:28:58,959 --> 01:29:01,795
("Deck the Halls")
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