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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:04,418 --> 00:02:04,938 Turn! 2 00:02:17,915 --> 00:02:18,745 Nodwick. 3 00:02:18,975 --> 00:02:20,525 Stay here until we return! 4 00:02:20,525 --> 00:02:21,494 Aye, my Lord 5 00:02:39,891 --> 00:02:41,730 Mort Kemnon! 6 00:02:45,979 --> 00:02:47,999 Uninvited guests... 7 00:02:48,649 --> 00:02:50,148 Your reign of terror ends here! 8 00:02:50,568 --> 00:02:52,858 By the light of Therin you shall fall! 9 00:02:53,718 --> 00:02:56,137 What good is the light of your goddess? 10 00:02:56,747 --> 00:02:59,286 She can not help you... 11 00:02:59,286 --> 00:03:00,766 ...here. 12 00:03:03,806 --> 00:03:05,055 No... 13 00:03:08,734 --> 00:03:09,134 We're... 14 00:03:09,454 --> 00:03:10,654 ...doomed. 15 00:03:13,463 --> 00:03:16,033 Fastidian! 16 00:03:22,932 --> 00:03:24,231 This does not end here! 17 00:03:27,401 --> 00:03:32,130 Yes it does...for you. 18 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:45,097 Craaaaap!! 19 00:03:50,886 --> 00:03:52,365 Was there a reason you didn't turn those ghouls? 20 00:03:52,985 --> 00:03:55,005 Since that would've helped us...not die? 21 00:03:55,275 --> 00:03:56,075 Guys... 22 00:03:56,694 --> 00:03:59,484 Maybe you should have detected the trap, Cass. Green Mouse would be proud. 23 00:03:59,904 --> 00:04:02,993 That was an AMBUSH, not a TRAP. 24 00:04:03,823 --> 00:04:05,733 Even you should know the difference. 25 00:04:05,733 --> 00:04:08,192 Oh by the way...way to defend the cleric there, Conan. 26 00:04:08,422 --> 00:04:10,042 You lived..oh what...six seconds? 27 00:04:10,322 --> 00:04:11,861 Real smart giving them clear path to the healer. 28 00:04:12,071 --> 00:04:12,631 Look! Guys... 29 00:04:12,631 --> 00:04:14,161 I didn't see you helping! 30 00:04:14,161 --> 00:04:17,910 In fact, I saw you dying like a whiny little peasant! 31 00:04:17,910 --> 00:04:18,740 Maybe I was dying... 32 00:04:18,740 --> 00:04:21,799 ...because our battle-dealer wasn't doing his job! 33 00:04:21,799 --> 00:04:25,578 How am I supposed to kill everything in the room when I get flanked? 34 00:04:25,788 --> 00:04:28,818 You are supposed to keep people of my ass 35 00:04:28,818 --> 00:04:31,777 And you are supposed to keep healing me! 36 00:04:31,777 --> 00:04:36,676 Which brings me to my lack of powers which I didn't have after I lost them! 37 00:04:37,156 --> 00:04:38,856 Did I mention losing my powers? 38 00:04:39,925 --> 00:04:40,495 GUYS! 39 00:04:40,495 --> 00:04:43,195 And if he hadn't cut you off we totally would have had him 40 00:04:43,195 --> 00:04:48,124 Yeah....I didn't even know it was possible cutting of a cleric of his god. 41 00:04:48,354 --> 00:04:50,383 It's not....not in the core rules it isn't 42 00:04:50,383 --> 00:04:51,793 It does fit the story! 43 00:04:51,793 --> 00:04:52,813 It doesn't fit the rules! 44 00:04:52,813 --> 00:04:54,602 Story trums rules! 45 00:04:54,602 --> 00:04:56,322 Again with this argument... 46 00:04:57,682 --> 00:05:00,961 Boss...we're down to our last copy of "Pizza Tattoo" 47 00:05:01,411 --> 00:05:03,010 And of course I can't expect you 48 00:05:03,020 --> 00:05:05,950 to know where we keep our products seeing as how you work for me 49 00:05:05,950 --> 00:05:08,189 Argue on!! 50 00:05:10,399 --> 00:05:11,479 What would you rather have? 51 00:05:11,769 --> 00:05:14,908 A fantasy world with its own mysteries and pitfalls 52 00:05:15,178 --> 00:05:20,227 ...or...just another cookie cutter setting with no real surprises? 53 00:05:20,477 --> 00:05:23,376 You should have told us that in your world the cleric could be cut off of his god! 54 00:05:23,626 --> 00:05:25,466 Why should I told you that? 55 00:05:25,466 --> 00:05:28,055 Gary... would you have played a cleric if you've known it's allowed to shut him down? 56 00:05:28,055 --> 00:05:28,925 Hell no! 57 00:05:29,155 --> 00:05:32,094 That's player knowledge, not character knowledge! 58 00:05:32,094 --> 00:05:33,984 You know but your character wouldn't 59 00:05:33,984 --> 00:05:36,303 That is so cheap! Cheap cheap cheap! 60 00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:40,893 It is not cool to let a character advance that far and pull something that huge on him! 61 00:05:40,893 --> 00:05:43,792 It was supposed to be a nasty surprise! 62 00:05:43,792 --> 00:05:45,871 Something you weren't expecting 63 00:05:45,871 --> 00:05:49,311 And because it was so unexpected the party died! 64 00:05:49,311 --> 00:05:51,990 This is what happend when you mess with the rules! 65 00:05:51,990 --> 00:05:53,460 What were you thinking? 66 00:05:53,890 --> 00:05:57,509 Maybe....that it would force you to ROLE-PLAY! 67 00:05:57,509 --> 00:05:59,539 What do you think we were doing?? 68 00:05:59,539 --> 00:06:01,378 Guys... come on! 69 00:06:01,658 --> 00:06:03,278 Same time next week? 70 00:06:03,278 --> 00:06:04,837 I'm good! 71 00:06:04,837 --> 00:06:07,497 The new expansion for "Samurai Baseball" comes out next friday 72 00:06:07,647 --> 00:06:11,446 Looks very cool....you strike out you commit sapaku 73 00:06:12,676 --> 00:06:15,775 No...we play this very game.. 74 00:06:16,405 --> 00:06:17,425 The same campaign? 75 00:06:17,765 --> 00:06:19,065 We played it twice already? 76 00:06:19,834 --> 00:06:21,504 You guys wanna do my campaign again? 77 00:06:21,504 --> 00:06:22,814 No. 78 00:06:23,094 --> 00:06:27,203 I have a reputation? There is no game on this shelves that can beat me! 79 00:06:27,653 --> 00:06:31,762 So what kind of gamer would I be if I let some unpublished mod give the best of us? 80 00:06:32,072 --> 00:06:35,641 Thanks, Cass. That's real...thoughful. 81 00:06:46,429 --> 00:06:47,469 Hey, Mitch... 82 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:56,577 Hey... 83 00:07:34,489 --> 00:07:37,638 Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick? 84 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,837 God...I don't know why that keeps happening? 85 00:07:41,067 --> 00:07:42,177 Listen! We need two more players! 86 00:07:42,177 --> 00:07:43,717 Dude.. I've got work in the morning! 87 00:07:43,717 --> 00:07:45,716 No! Dick! For your campaign. 88 00:07:46,136 --> 00:07:49,615 It's why we keep dying. We need a more well-rounded party. 89 00:07:50,545 --> 00:07:53,325 Listen...it's only so much damaged three mad hombres can do, right? 90 00:07:53,555 --> 00:07:57,674 Oh Cesar...didn't see that one coming did you? 91 00:07:57,674 --> 00:08:00,203 Are you guys still gaming? 92 00:08:00,803 --> 00:08:02,343 We're playing TimeValentin. 93 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:07,012 We need to go back through time and beat the crap out of historical figures 94 00:08:07,012 --> 00:08:08,931 I totally butchered Abraham Lincoln. 95 00:08:09,991 --> 00:08:11,661 Don't you have class in the morning? 96 00:08:11,921 --> 00:08:13,610 Yeah. In like five hours? Why? 97 00:08:14,430 --> 00:08:15,330 Take that Jesus! 98 00:08:15,330 --> 00:08:15,350 Hey I gotta go...it's almost my turn Take that Jesus! 99 00:08:15,350 --> 00:08:17,330 Hey I gotta go...it's almost my turn 100 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,989 Who is the messiah now? 101 00:08:32,606 --> 00:08:35,406 I'm never going to finish this freaking module! 102 00:08:36,526 --> 00:08:38,425 Party died again? 103 00:08:39,125 --> 00:08:42,764 They never try anything new and then they blame me when they die 104 00:08:44,064 --> 00:08:45,474 Ungrateful munchkins! 105 00:08:45,924 --> 00:08:47,383 I'm really kind of pissed off! 106 00:08:47,973 --> 00:08:49,773 And that has nothing to do with your writers block? 107 00:08:49,773 --> 00:08:51,742 I do not have writers block! 108 00:08:52,092 --> 00:08:54,552 I know exactly how the story ends. 109 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:57,361 I just don't know how to get there. 110 00:08:57,961 --> 00:08:59,381 Obviously neither do your players. 111 00:08:59,711 --> 00:09:01,410 How am I supposed to finish a modules based on a adventure 112 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:04,290 ...if we never finish the adventure? 113 00:09:05,290 --> 00:09:08,409 Just run them through until they win...or your heads explodes. 114 00:09:09,259 --> 00:09:12,168 We're gonna start all over again once we have a few new players 115 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:16,587 Mark. 116 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:18,997 Mark, why don't you join? 117 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:21,676 You used to game all the time in College! 118 00:09:22,296 --> 00:09:24,346 I haven't gamed since the "incident" 119 00:09:26,585 --> 00:09:28,325 Total party wipeout? 120 00:09:28,795 --> 00:09:31,124 Like you couldn't even imagine. 121 00:09:39,132 --> 00:09:39,862 Hey Cass. 122 00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:40,952 Lodge. 123 00:09:41,162 --> 00:09:43,232 Mark, I haven't seen you in a long time. 124 00:09:43,232 --> 00:09:45,161 It's like I forgot you even exist. 125 00:09:45,931 --> 00:09:47,201 Yeah...I get that a lot. 126 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:50,000 Ah... found one of the newbies! 127 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:51,240 Oh, do I know him? 128 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:51,740 Her. 129 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,219 Joanna keeps bugging me to get he involved.. 130 00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:57,849 ..so I figured we make her a fighter. It's easy enough to play. 131 00:09:57,849 --> 00:09:59,628 Joanna? Your ex Joanna? 132 00:09:59,628 --> 00:10:01,548 She will be joining us? 133 00:10:01,838 --> 00:10:02,478 Yes...finally! 134 00:10:04,517 --> 00:10:05,597 What's wrong, Lodge? 135 00:10:05,907 --> 00:10:07,986 Never played with a girl before? 136 00:10:10,266 --> 00:10:10,966 See you scrubs tomorrow 137 00:10:12,835 --> 00:10:13,815 Apparently we're leaving.. 138 00:10:14,455 --> 00:10:15,395 See you at Leo's... 139 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,224 ..I'll try not to slow things down to much 140 00:10:18,424 --> 00:10:19,704 Ohh... ehh... wait 141 00:10:20,934 --> 00:10:26,153 Here. Player's Handbook. It's got all the rules. Everything you need to know. 142 00:10:26,423 --> 00:10:28,072 Thanks, Kevin. I'll look it over 143 00:10:32,081 --> 00:10:33,431 Who the hell is Kevin? 144 00:10:34,291 --> 00:10:36,200 I am Kevin. 145 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:38,140 You have a first name? 146 00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:04,505 Alright...what have you got? 147 00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:06,574 Half-breed 148 00:11:07,644 --> 00:11:08,644 Kicking down the door.. 149 00:11:09,793 --> 00:11:12,143 Hey...alright that's everybody 150 00:11:14,252 --> 00:11:15,252 Where is player number five? 151 00:11:15,472 --> 00:11:17,602 There is no fifth player. 152 00:11:17,872 --> 00:11:20,571 You said you're gonna get us another player, Lodge. 153 00:11:20,831 --> 00:11:22,751 I asked 15 people.. 154 00:11:22,971 --> 00:11:26,950 ..all regulars. Apparently we have a reputation! 155 00:11:27,610 --> 00:11:33,448 What did I tell you? You make one eleven year old cry and they stop bugging you. 156 00:11:33,978 --> 00:11:35,228 We still need another player! 157 00:11:36,188 --> 00:11:37,878 I have taken care of it 158 00:11:38,537 --> 00:11:42,447 Now...this is a mid-level campaign so we're starting at ninth level. 159 00:11:43,226 --> 00:11:44,226 Here's Joanna's character. 160 00:11:44,426 --> 00:11:45,216 What are you doing? 161 00:11:46,256 --> 00:11:47,256 I made a character for you. 162 00:11:47,885 --> 00:11:48,885 I wanna play my own character. 163 00:11:49,615 --> 00:11:52,005 I know...that's why I made you one. 164 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,394 You think I can't make my own character? 165 00:11:54,394 --> 00:11:56,184 Look...it's nothing personal. 166 00:11:56,554 --> 00:11:58,083 You are going to be a fighter; there are some requirements you have to meet. 167 00:11:58,303 --> 00:11:58,963 Like what? 168 00:12:00,363 --> 00:12:01,882 A fighter has to be the strongest guy in the party. 169 00:12:01,882 --> 00:12:03,122 Has to have a high armor class.. 170 00:12:03,332 --> 00:12:04,162 ...and hitpoints out of the ass. 171 00:12:04,482 --> 00:12:05,612 And that is what I made for you. 172 00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:07,191 Let me see that! 173 00:12:10,201 --> 00:12:11,430 Bikini mail? 174 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:12,690 Mmm... 175 00:12:13,710 --> 00:12:15,450 What the hell is bikini mail? 176 00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:18,219 Only the best armor you're allowed to wear. 177 00:12:18,639 --> 00:12:20,619 There's a picture of it right here. 178 00:12:21,238 --> 00:12:22,628 That looks like a ...... 179 00:12:23,878 --> 00:12:26,627 She fights with a broadsword? 180 00:12:27,157 --> 00:12:28,417 "broad" sword 181 00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:31,056 I get it. Kevin help me out here. 182 00:12:32,106 --> 00:12:33,776 Kevin? 183 00:12:34,216 --> 00:12:35,685 Wait..., your name is Kevin? 184 00:12:36,135 --> 00:12:37,545 You have a first name? 185 00:12:37,935 --> 00:12:39,905 Guys, if Joanna made a character she's gets to play it. 186 00:12:39,905 --> 00:12:42,494 I agree with you on principle.. Kevin... 187 00:12:43,434 --> 00:12:46,293 But she is new and I don't want her to die because she is inexperienced. 188 00:12:46,643 --> 00:12:47,993 What makes you think that I'm gonna die? 189 00:12:48,433 --> 00:12:49,482 History. 190 00:12:49,482 --> 00:12:50,792 New guy always dies. 191 00:12:50,792 --> 00:12:52,132 That is so true... 192 00:12:52,132 --> 00:12:54,371 Hey you remember that one time those halfling pirates made him... 193 00:12:54,371 --> 00:12:55,021 Shut up 194 00:12:55,021 --> 00:12:56,241 Or the time that those gnome shopkeepers ambushed... 195 00:12:56,241 --> 00:12:58,021 Shut up! 196 00:12:58,421 --> 00:13:00,210 Or that asthmathic six year old princess... 197 00:13:00,210 --> 00:13:02,210 SHUT UP!! 198 00:13:02,210 --> 00:13:07,169 I flipped through that handbook....I got the jist of it...it doesn't seem that hard. 199 00:13:10,758 --> 00:13:12,158 Okay....let's see your character then. 200 00:13:14,157 --> 00:13:16,067 What's your strength bonus? 201 00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:17,517 She doesn't have one. 202 00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:19,376 Her highest stat is her intelligence 203 00:13:19,646 --> 00:13:22,216 I've put other bonuses in dexterity and charisma. 204 00:13:23,565 --> 00:13:24,545 Charisma? 205 00:13:24,765 --> 00:13:25,775 WIIIIIIIIIII... 206 00:13:26,725 --> 00:13:28,404 No strength bonus... 207 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:30,004 No constitution bonus... 208 00:13:30,724 --> 00:13:32,134 How many hitpoints does she have? 209 00:13:32,433 --> 00:13:34,423 Ah..let me see...45. 210 00:13:34,643 --> 00:13:35,203 Ah... 211 00:13:35,963 --> 00:13:37,112 45 hp. 212 00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:41,242 A 9th level fighter with 45 hitpoints. 213 00:13:42,811 --> 00:13:45,671 She's really gonna protect the party. 214 00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:48,340 I put her other feats in speed and precision. 215 00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:50,880 That's why intelligence is more important than strenght. 216 00:13:51,369 --> 00:13:54,249 It would be if you were a wizard. But you're not. 217 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:58,198 You're a fighter....a fighter with a giant "kill me" sign on her back. 218 00:13:58,668 --> 00:14:01,597 With her charisma she should be able to talk her way out of most fights. 219 00:14:02,627 --> 00:14:05,796 What? Negotiation isn't your style? 220 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,276 Not exactly, no. 221 00:14:09,226 --> 00:14:12,035 Our phylosophy is: "beat it until it stops moving" 222 00:14:12,035 --> 00:14:13,175 ...and then shoot it... 223 00:14:13,175 --> 00:14:14,435 ...and then step on its cadaver. 224 00:14:14,695 --> 00:14:15,564 Calm down, Gary. 225 00:14:16,004 --> 00:14:18,284 If you play this character you are going to die. 226 00:14:18,584 --> 00:14:21,273 I spent 2 hours on this character and I'm gonna play her, okay? 227 00:14:22,353 --> 00:14:23,003 Ok. 228 00:14:23,273 --> 00:14:24,073 Ok. 229 00:14:27,082 --> 00:14:28,182 And when you die you can play bikini babe. 230 00:14:28,382 --> 00:14:29,182 Fine. 231 00:14:29,971 --> 00:14:31,241 Why did you two break up again? 232 00:14:32,241 --> 00:14:33,941 Gary! Character? 233 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:36,340 I'm a wild mage. WILD!! 234 00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:39,749 But you loser can call me sorceress. 235 00:14:40,029 --> 00:14:43,199 Yes, that's right. I'm playing a chic! 236 00:14:43,419 --> 00:14:44,808 Dude, you're hot? 237 00:14:44,808 --> 00:14:45,278 17 Charisma 238 00:14:45,338 --> 00:14:46,378 Wanna have sex? 239 00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:47,298 Totally. 240 00:14:47,478 --> 00:14:50,387 Awesome! I seduce him....her. 241 00:14:50,687 --> 00:14:54,216 Yes! I can totally seduce any homophobe with that roll. 242 00:14:56,026 --> 00:14:58,885 We haven't started yet! 243 00:15:00,495 --> 00:15:02,685 You guys haven't met. 244 00:15:03,684 --> 00:15:04,184 Alright 245 00:15:04,874 --> 00:15:06,004 Bone me later. 246 00:15:06,004 --> 00:15:07,364 I'll be waiting, man meat. 247 00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:08,743 After we've started please.. 248 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,543 Leo, I assume you are playing a fighter again? 249 00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:13,162 Actually I'm going as bard. 250 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:16,952 Really? That is....bit of a jump for you. You only played fighters before. 251 00:15:18,111 --> 00:15:19,221 How different can they be? 252 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:24,630 I'm playing a monk. 253 00:15:24,850 --> 00:15:26,510 What's he gonna do? Copy manuscripts? 254 00:15:26,739 --> 00:15:29,009 Think "Kung Fu Monk", grasshopper. 255 00:15:29,009 --> 00:15:31,488 Oh, that doesn't seem to fit, does it? 256 00:15:31,488 --> 00:15:32,908 No, it doesn't 257 00:15:33,218 --> 00:15:35,868 I told you guys that there are no monks in my world. 258 00:15:36,757 --> 00:15:39,937 And I told you that if we're playing by 3rd edition rules I can play any 259 00:15:39,937 --> 00:15:42,596 basic character class.....and monk.... 260 00:15:42,596 --> 00:15:45,146 ...is a basic character class. 261 00:15:45,346 --> 00:15:50,734 I based my world on a fantasized western medieval period 262 00:15:50,734 --> 00:15:54,694 There were no "kung fu monks" in western europe. 263 00:15:54,914 --> 00:15:56,543 If Joanna can play a character that she wants, 264 00:15:56,543 --> 00:15:57,893 I can play any character that I want. 265 00:15:58,263 --> 00:16:00,342 I'm asking to play a basic character class 266 00:16:00,342 --> 00:16:01,362 ...and you're blocking me. 267 00:16:01,672 --> 00:16:03,762 You're breaking the rules...again. 268 00:16:05,001 --> 00:16:06,851 I play a monk or I don't play. 269 00:16:08,071 --> 00:16:09,500 And they don't play. 270 00:16:09,650 --> 00:16:11,130 - I play. - No, you don't! 271 00:16:11,230 --> 00:16:12,060 Yes, I do. 272 00:16:18,059 --> 00:16:23,408 Fine. You can play a monk. But he's got to fit the world. 273 00:16:23,408 --> 00:16:26,307 He has got to be a western monk... 274 00:16:27,267 --> 00:16:28,267 ...occidental. 275 00:16:29,836 --> 00:16:33,705 - You think you can handle that? - Of course. 276 00:16:33,705 --> 00:16:34,225 Good - You think you can handle that? - Of course. 277 00:16:34,225 --> 00:16:34,655 Good 278 00:16:35,105 --> 00:16:36,605 Now is there anything else? 279 00:16:36,845 --> 00:16:39,494 - No, that's it. - Alright. 280 00:16:41,694 --> 00:16:43,103 Oh, I'm also playing an elf. 281 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,083 What? No, you're not. 282 00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,333 Yeah, yeah thats right. 283 00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:48,692 I told you guys that this is an all human campaign. 284 00:16:48,692 --> 00:16:50,112 There are no elves in my world. 285 00:16:50,112 --> 00:16:52,671 And I told you that "elf" is a basic character race and... 286 00:16:52,671 --> 00:16:54,701 ..and since we're playing by the rules.. 287 00:16:54,701 --> 00:16:55,991 ADVENTURE STARTING! ADVENTURE. 288 00:17:02,909 --> 00:17:05,139 We begin in the throne room where three of you have answered 289 00:17:05,139 --> 00:17:06,259 the summons to the king. 290 00:17:06,728 --> 00:17:10,118 His royal majesty "Erasmus, the randomly bias" 291 00:17:13,047 --> 00:17:14,857 There is a great evil in our land 292 00:17:15,097 --> 00:17:17,546 The vile necromancer, Mort Kemnon. 293 00:17:17,966 --> 00:17:20,186 Daily his power grows stronger 294 00:17:20,386 --> 00:17:22,925 and yet it appears that our goddess has forsaken us 295 00:17:23,255 --> 00:17:25,385 ...for she answers not our prayers. 296 00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:27,184 Now can I seduce her? 297 00:17:27,564 --> 00:17:28,844 In the middle of the throne room? 298 00:17:28,844 --> 00:17:30,373 Why not? We started! 299 00:17:40,521 --> 00:17:43,641 Mort Kemnon has discovered an evil artifact. 300 00:17:43,641 --> 00:17:46,840 A cursed item known as the "Mask of Death". 301 00:17:47,260 --> 00:17:49,110 Find him and kill him! 302 00:17:49,489 --> 00:17:50,569 Bring me this mask... 303 00:17:50,579 --> 00:17:53,229 so that its evil may not spread across our land. 304 00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:54,778 Flofenrest... 305 00:17:55,008 --> 00:17:56,338 ...the staff! 306 00:17:57,608 --> 00:17:59,897 I present to you this "Staff of Ressurection". 307 00:18:00,187 --> 00:18:02,797 If one of your party should fall during the quest.. 308 00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:04,816 ...it need not be their end. 309 00:18:06,236 --> 00:18:08,975 Go forth noble heroes. 310 00:18:09,665 --> 00:18:11,685 May Therin light your way. 311 00:18:20,343 --> 00:18:22,003 Go forth noble heroes. 312 00:18:22,253 --> 00:18:24,472 May Therin light your way. 313 00:18:24,752 --> 00:18:27,232 The city is near to bursting with a flood of refugees. 314 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:32,200 You hear mutters of Mort Kemnon as they shuffle toward the safety of the castle. 315 00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:35,890 Corn, sellery, oranges... 316 00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:37,249 Fresh bread.. 317 00:18:37,499 --> 00:18:38,249 Onions. 318 00:18:38,469 --> 00:18:42,128 Cabbages...the finest cabbages in the land. 319 00:18:42,618 --> 00:18:43,888 I wanna talk to the farmer. 320 00:18:44,138 --> 00:18:45,168 Why? 321 00:18:45,168 --> 00:18:48,107 Well...if he is from out of town he might be able to tell us where the evil wizard is. 322 00:18:48,107 --> 00:18:49,537 That's a great idea... 323 00:18:49,747 --> 00:18:50,247 Thanks! 324 00:18:50,247 --> 00:18:51,217 ...for that it sucks. 325 00:18:51,496 --> 00:18:52,776 There is no way that he knows where he is. 326 00:18:52,776 --> 00:18:53,806 Why not? 327 00:18:54,236 --> 00:18:55,666 He's a random NPC. 328 00:18:56,165 --> 00:18:59,325 And as we all now my NPCs are "cardboard cut outs". 329 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:00,475 NPC? 330 00:19:00,844 --> 00:19:03,554 Non player character. 331 00:19:04,124 --> 00:19:05,044 Oh, right. 332 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:06,123 Which of course I'm supposed to know. 333 00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:09,103 Don't worry, we don't need anything from him. We know where we're going. 334 00:19:09,113 --> 00:19:11,382 No, you don't! 335 00:19:11,732 --> 00:19:14,572 We've done the adventure twice before... 336 00:19:15,061 --> 00:19:17,021 ...we need to go to the mountains. 337 00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:20,380 Your characters don't know where to go. 338 00:19:20,710 --> 00:19:23,610 Are you saying that there's not an adventure hook in the... 339 00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:24,430 Yes. 340 00:19:24,709 --> 00:19:27,059 No, it's beside the point. 341 00:19:27,349 --> 00:19:29,998 And the point? He's beside the mountains...off we go. 342 00:19:29,998 --> 00:19:32,568 I still wanna talk to him. It's what my character would do. 343 00:19:33,188 --> 00:19:35,347 How long have you been in town my friend? 344 00:19:35,827 --> 00:19:37,957 Oh...scarcly a day, my lady. 345 00:19:38,487 --> 00:19:40,596 There are goblins in the mountains you should know. 346 00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:41,796 Boring! 347 00:19:41,796 --> 00:19:46,015 Have you heard anything....strange in your travels? 348 00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:49,604 Rumors about where Mort Kemnon might be? 349 00:19:50,224 --> 00:19:53,633 I believe the adventure is that way! 350 00:19:53,933 --> 00:19:56,513 Aye...those mountains look quest-worthy. 351 00:19:56,513 --> 00:19:58,032 The sooner you tell me what you know... 352 00:19:58,032 --> 00:20:00,292 ...the sooner you can safely return to your land. 353 00:20:01,092 --> 00:20:06,461 Well..it may be nothing but I heard that things were not right in... 354 00:20:06,461 --> 00:20:07,710 ¡Ahhhhhhhhh! 355 00:20:12,259 --> 00:20:13,909 What the hell did you just cast? 356 00:20:14,579 --> 00:20:16,209 Flaming hand of fiery doom! 357 00:20:16,219 --> 00:20:17,108 On a farmer? 358 00:20:17,518 --> 00:20:20,628 You cast a 4th level spell on a 0th level peasant? 359 00:20:20,628 --> 00:20:21,128 Yeah! 360 00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:23,027 Waffles!! 361 00:20:23,027 --> 00:20:24,897 Totally! 362 00:20:25,417 --> 00:20:27,066 That spell is for killing demons. 363 00:20:27,066 --> 00:20:29,296 I'm lawful good. Am I morally obliged to kill him? 364 00:20:29,616 --> 00:20:31,146 What the hell were you thinking? 365 00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:32,975 I was just trying to get on with the story. 366 00:20:33,455 --> 00:20:35,405 How are we supposed to trust you? 367 00:20:35,405 --> 00:20:39,704 We've just met and the first thing you do..after boinking a stranger... 368 00:20:39,704 --> 00:20:43,383 ...in the presence of the king...is to murder a peasant because you were bored?? 369 00:20:43,653 --> 00:20:46,992 I'm chaotic neutral! I'm just playing my alignment. 370 00:20:46,992 --> 00:20:51,601 ......That was a decidedly evil act. 371 00:20:51,931 --> 00:20:54,521 You know I think I am morally oblieged to kill him now. 372 00:20:54,551 --> 00:20:58,710 One more of those and I'm shifting your alignment to chaotic evil. 373 00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:00,089 Got it? 374 00:21:00,089 --> 00:21:01,509 Got it! 375 00:21:07,628 --> 00:21:09,687 How much experience do I get for the farmer? 376 00:21:17,686 --> 00:21:19,605 Gary? Are you forgetting something? 377 00:21:20,095 --> 00:21:22,835 Oh...you got some peasant on your face. 378 00:21:23,974 --> 00:21:24,944 Like what? 379 00:21:30,663 --> 00:21:32,163 Hail...Flynn the fine. 380 00:21:33,882 --> 00:21:36,452 Hail, random creepy knife guy. 381 00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:39,441 Dumbass...bardic knowledge? 382 00:21:39,441 --> 00:21:41,671 Oh, right... you are totally... 383 00:21:41,671 --> 00:21:43,360 The lord high inquisitor. 384 00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:44,980 Lord high inquisitor. 385 00:21:44,980 --> 00:21:47,220 Of the grand illuminated holy order of Therin 386 00:21:48,319 --> 00:21:49,549 ....what he said 387 00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:51,639 Hail! 388 00:21:52,129 --> 00:21:54,668 The hierophant begs an audience. 389 00:21:54,668 --> 00:21:56,977 Listen...if this is about that farmer.. 390 00:21:57,247 --> 00:21:59,127 ...I totally thought he was a demon. 391 00:21:59,457 --> 00:22:00,327 Follow us! 392 00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:01,157 No, no...seriously... 393 00:22:01,157 --> 00:22:03,426 He was talking about..like there was a hellgate in one of those things. 394 00:22:04,186 --> 00:22:08,335 Seriously...I know it was in here somewhere. He had the horns and the fangs... 395 00:22:08,345 --> 00:22:09,925 and then he said he was going to pee fire on us. 396 00:22:10,345 --> 00:22:12,074 I had no choice...I didn't think...it was like this... 397 00:22:14,094 --> 00:22:16,123 And I'm pretty sure he was eating a baby... 398 00:22:17,993 --> 00:22:19,103 It was pretty awful... 399 00:22:19,933 --> 00:22:22,342 Wooow... ehhh... we should take these. 400 00:22:24,492 --> 00:22:28,811 The inquisitor leads you into the heart of the cathedral 401 00:22:28,821 --> 00:22:32,390 ...where the grand hierophant of Therin himself awaits you. 402 00:22:32,770 --> 00:22:34,710 I gotta thank you for meeting with us.. 403 00:22:34,710 --> 00:22:36,979 ...before you continue your journey. 404 00:22:37,199 --> 00:22:39,299 It is our honor, your grace. 405 00:22:42,308 --> 00:22:44,038 What is that? 406 00:22:44,228 --> 00:22:45,157 The heart of Therin. 407 00:22:45,507 --> 00:22:47,997 Legend says the gem is composed of solid light. 408 00:22:48,957 --> 00:22:50,566 Could I steal it? 409 00:22:50,816 --> 00:22:54,135 Well...considering that it's one of the holyiest symbols of the church 410 00:22:54,135 --> 00:22:59,264 ..and that the cathedral is swarming with paladins that would most likely be suicide. 411 00:23:00,324 --> 00:23:01,934 Go ahead! 412 00:23:04,733 --> 00:23:06,933 What is that heavenly music? 413 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:11,442 The hymnth of Therin...it calls to our goddess. 414 00:23:11,922 --> 00:23:13,411 I seduce the priestess! 415 00:23:13,661 --> 00:23:15,091 She's taken a vow of celibacy. 416 00:23:15,301 --> 00:23:17,601 Dude...20 ranks in seduction! 417 00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:21,890 Hey baby...wanna tune my mandoline? 418 00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:32,337 Please understand...the horny bard does not represent us. 419 00:23:40,686 --> 00:23:45,485 There are those who say that Therin has abandoned us in this dark time. 420 00:23:46,494 --> 00:23:50,654 Rest assured she watches us always. 421 00:23:51,183 --> 00:23:57,962 Nevertheless, we shall send two of our own order to ensure your safety. 422 00:24:05,750 --> 00:24:13,789 Brother Silence, a most stubborn monk...who's NOT an elf. 423 00:24:16,708 --> 00:24:21,617 And Sir Osric the Chased, our most noble paladin. 424 00:24:22,037 --> 00:24:23,057 Oh great...a babysitter. 425 00:24:23,077 --> 00:24:25,486 You have got to be kidding me. 426 00:24:25,486 --> 00:24:27,686 Lodge, you are such a douche. 427 00:24:27,686 --> 00:24:33,655 Sir Osric will assure that you never stray the paths of goodness and law. 428 00:24:43,922 --> 00:24:45,012 You strike out for the mountains. 429 00:24:45,012 --> 00:24:47,542 The road winds high through the foothills 430 00:24:47,762 --> 00:24:50,221 and after a day you've reached the foot of the pass. 431 00:24:51,971 --> 00:24:54,790 At the edge of a thick forest a sign catches your eye. 432 00:25:10,637 --> 00:25:13,096 After a few hours you come to a clearing in the pass. 433 00:25:13,616 --> 00:25:16,476 In the middle stands a twisted goblin totem. 434 00:25:22,754 --> 00:25:24,944 Perhaps we could sneak around? 435 00:25:25,344 --> 00:25:27,523 Not a chance...it's a trap. 436 00:25:27,803 --> 00:25:28,623 Not nece... 437 00:25:29,223 --> 00:25:30,683 Not necessarily. 438 00:25:31,103 --> 00:25:32,792 It's always a trap. 439 00:25:33,252 --> 00:25:37,141 Doubtless, the goblins are merely waiting for an excuse 440 00:25:38,631 --> 00:25:39,951 What are you doing? 441 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:42,470 Where did you get that tomato? 442 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,080 Hello? I'm a bard. 443 00:25:50,648 --> 00:25:52,438 I got your "gaga". 444 00:25:52,438 --> 00:25:53,448 Is this wise? 445 00:25:53,448 --> 00:25:54,977 Are you trying to kill us? 446 00:25:54,977 --> 00:25:57,417 You know...I believe this is a totem to a goblin god. 447 00:25:57,417 --> 00:25:59,816 Oh really? What kind of god? 448 00:25:59,816 --> 00:26:00,036 A god of the moon, I believe. 449 00:26:00,186 --> 00:26:02,246 A god of the moon you say? 450 00:26:02,246 --> 00:26:02,756 Indeed, I do. 451 00:26:02,976 --> 00:26:05,095 Well, how do you worship a god of the moon? 452 00:26:05,665 --> 00:26:08,755 Ah, with my cute little tuschi. 453 00:26:24,861 --> 00:26:26,371 They're so angry. 454 00:26:26,611 --> 00:26:30,690 Oh, I wonder why. We only farted on god. 455 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,169 Perhaps we can negotiate? 456 00:26:41,988 --> 00:26:44,187 Don't worry! I got it. 457 00:26:44,517 --> 00:26:48,236 I totally pacify them with bardic music. 458 00:26:48,236 --> 00:26:50,246 # Dear goblin friends# Dear goblin friends # 459 00:26:50,246 --> 00:26:52,565 # Please hear my song # 460 00:27:01,424 --> 00:27:02,523 Yeah.... 461 00:27:02,773 --> 00:27:04,213 ...you're dead. 462 00:27:04,903 --> 00:27:07,002 In 29 minutes and 42 seconds. 463 00:27:07,242 --> 00:27:08,792 New personal best, Leo. 464 00:27:09,212 --> 00:27:11,871 There's so many place I can stick that stuff on you... 465 00:27:12,541 --> 00:27:14,471 Alright, everybody roll "inish". 466 00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:17,170 Initiative. 467 00:27:17,270 --> 00:27:19,350 Oh, right. To see who goes first. 468 00:27:19,610 --> 00:27:22,979 I roll one of these thingis and add my dex bonus plus 4. 469 00:27:23,529 --> 00:27:25,079 No, just your dex bonus. 470 00:27:25,299 --> 00:27:28,918 No, I also get +4. That's what "improved initiative" does, right? 471 00:27:29,538 --> 00:27:31,037 Who takes improved initiative? 472 00:27:34,247 --> 00:27:35,486 Ok, order... 473 00:27:35,486 --> 00:27:38,346 Joanna, Cass, Gary, Osric, then goblins. 474 00:27:38,776 --> 00:27:39,755 What about me? 475 00:27:39,755 --> 00:27:41,655 You're dead. 476 00:27:42,075 --> 00:27:47,534 Ok... so I take one of these and add my attack bonus and.... 477 00:27:48,774 --> 00:27:50,513 You get another attack. 478 00:27:50,513 --> 00:27:51,293 I do?? 479 00:27:51,783 --> 00:27:56,542 You took first strike. When you go first and drop an opponent you immediately get another attack. 480 00:27:57,142 --> 00:27:57,972 Cool 481 00:27:58,372 --> 00:28:00,091 Criticial! 482 00:28:00,091 --> 00:28:01,431 I get another attack. 483 00:28:13,618 --> 00:28:16,488 Expanded critical, critical momentum and precise strike. 484 00:28:16,598 --> 00:28:19,607 You see, I add my INT and DEX bonuses to my crit range 485 00:28:19,617 --> 00:28:23,726 ...and I get an extra attack every time I land a critical hit. 486 00:28:24,426 --> 00:28:25,506 What's your critical range? 487 00:28:25,776 --> 00:28:29,035 Let's see...13 to 20, without bonuses. 488 00:28:30,445 --> 00:28:31,875 Holy Craping Christ! 489 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:33,914 Critical! 490 00:28:34,454 --> 00:28:35,914 Critical! 491 00:28:36,634 --> 00:28:37,583 Five foot step. 492 00:28:41,223 --> 00:28:42,432 Critical! 493 00:28:43,502 --> 00:28:44,942 Cass, you're up. 494 00:28:50,971 --> 00:28:51,950 Gary. 495 00:28:52,170 --> 00:28:53,890 Lightning bolt. 496 00:28:55,740 --> 00:28:57,049 That will go off in 2 rounds. 497 00:28:57,539 --> 00:28:58,699 What? Why? 498 00:28:58,909 --> 00:29:01,018 Wild magic, Sex bomb. 499 00:29:02,028 --> 00:29:03,028 Flinn pulls Elazarus. 500 00:29:08,337 --> 00:29:09,827 and... goblins. 501 00:29:14,476 --> 00:29:15,995 The goblins surround Daphne. 502 00:29:16,005 --> 00:29:16,995 Joanna? 503 00:29:17,395 --> 00:29:18,655 Hold my action. 504 00:29:19,045 --> 00:29:19,854 Cass... 505 00:29:20,164 --> 00:29:22,274 Move to assist Daphne... 506 00:29:22,274 --> 00:29:24,154 ...twice 507 00:29:24,154 --> 00:29:24,753 I'm here to protect you. 508 00:29:25,033 --> 00:29:26,313 My hero. 509 00:29:36,291 --> 00:29:37,031 Now? 510 00:29:37,271 --> 00:29:38,511 No, Gary. 511 00:29:48,468 --> 00:29:50,098 Osric uses the staff on Flinn. 512 00:29:51,068 --> 00:29:52,788 # Sing it! Give it to me...all you can... 513 00:29:53,617 --> 00:29:56,017 # 'cause you're all dead....that's right! 514 00:29:56,017 --> 00:29:58,346 That's who takes improved initiative. 515 00:29:59,056 --> 00:30:00,376 Yeah...but can you...(???) 516 00:30:01,526 --> 00:30:04,065 Oh, and your spell goes off. 517 00:30:06,145 --> 00:30:07,794 Crap! 518 00:30:23,411 --> 00:30:27,670 So.....how much experience do I get for the bard? 519 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,810 After the battle in goblins pass... 520 00:30:30,810 --> 00:30:33,999 ...you resurrect Flinn yet again and press through the mountains. 521 00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:38,398 Night has fallen by the time you reach the tiny village on the other side of the range. 522 00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:18,220 Is the barmaid hot? 523 00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:20,439 Yes....must you? 524 00:31:20,679 --> 00:31:21,519 Yes, I must... 525 00:31:28,957 --> 00:31:30,287 I wanna seduce her next. 526 00:31:30,287 --> 00:31:34,626 Hey baby! My spells require some magic components. 527 00:31:35,286 --> 00:31:37,026 Dude...you're a chick! 528 00:31:37,715 --> 00:31:39,955 Oh...right 529 00:31:41,315 --> 00:31:42,874 How embarrasing. 530 00:31:44,024 --> 00:31:46,034 We should not draw attention to ourselves 531 00:31:46,234 --> 00:31:49,573 Agreed. We should mute our presents. We don't know how might be watching. 532 00:31:49,793 --> 00:31:53,442 Indeed! Only in hiding ones identity.. 533 00:31:53,442 --> 00:31:56,242 ...can one truly be known. 534 00:31:59,921 --> 00:32:02,000 I'm sorry. There is no rooms for you tonight. 535 00:32:02,260 --> 00:32:06,419 Nonsense! Your inn is empty. There is plenty of room for us. 536 00:32:06,849 --> 00:32:09,749 The room is not a problem, truthfully. The problem - 537 00:32:09,749 --> 00:32:12,448 Truthfully....you are not welcome here!! 538 00:32:12,728 --> 00:32:14,428 Mort Agrippa! 539 00:32:15,967 --> 00:32:18,367 You are most certainly not welcome here! 540 00:32:19,047 --> 00:32:20,876 Introduction would seem in order. 541 00:32:20,876 --> 00:32:22,646 I am the governer of this town... 542 00:32:22,906 --> 00:32:24,936 ...and you are trespassing on these lands! 543 00:32:24,936 --> 00:32:26,415 These lands belong to the king. 544 00:32:26,415 --> 00:32:28,845 These lands belong to MY king! 545 00:32:28,845 --> 00:32:30,524 Mort Kemnon. 546 00:32:30,524 --> 00:32:35,293 Yes! And soon you will serve him as I do! 547 00:32:35,883 --> 00:32:38,433 Beyond the veil of death! 548 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,509 Gary, you're held. Leo you're in. 549 00:32:56,639 --> 00:32:59,518 Fear not! I have returned. 550 00:33:05,807 --> 00:33:07,767 Dash it old man. Help us! 551 00:33:08,196 --> 00:33:09,746 I am! 552 00:33:22,883 --> 00:33:25,353 Turn! 553 00:33:30,442 --> 00:33:32,171 Is that the one that kicked me in the face? 554 00:33:32,171 --> 00:33:33,961 Yeah. Why? 555 00:33:33,961 --> 00:33:35,221 Just asking. 556 00:33:57,116 --> 00:33:58,306 I am Mort Agrippa. 557 00:33:58,746 --> 00:34:01,995 You see...I control Zombie-Ninjas. 558 00:34:01,995 --> 00:34:05,374 Are they "Zinjas"?\ Are they "Nombis"? 559 00:34:05,374 --> 00:34:06,924 I don't know. 560 00:34:13,103 --> 00:34:15,492 Mort Agrippa ain't going nowhere. 561 00:34:15,492 --> 00:34:18,912 Oh... monks you have a problem with but... hey...ninjas are ok. 562 00:34:19,492 --> 00:34:21,551 Tell us where Mort Kemnon is! 563 00:34:21,811 --> 00:34:25,640 Do your worst! Kill me if you must! I will never tell. 564 00:34:25,870 --> 00:34:28,050 Gosch... we'll have to torture him. 565 00:34:28,050 --> 00:34:30,069 Oh... dark! 566 00:34:30,069 --> 00:34:31,929 You'll have to think of something else... 567 00:34:31,929 --> 00:34:35,228 Torture is dishonorable. Osric won't allow it. 568 00:34:35,228 --> 00:34:37,118 God, I love paladins! 569 00:34:37,118 --> 00:34:39,117 Can't you just step outside for a while? 570 00:34:39,117 --> 00:34:42,477 Actually no. Paladins can't let evil things happen if they know about them. 571 00:34:42,477 --> 00:34:43,986 It's his alignment. 572 00:34:43,986 --> 00:34:45,716 Yeah, they're lawful stupid. 573 00:34:46,126 --> 00:34:50,615 I'll distract him. I'll tell him that there's a ninja outside. 574 00:34:50,845 --> 00:34:53,074 I seriously doubt he will fall for that. 575 00:34:54,514 --> 00:34:57,763 Normally the dice decide that sort of thing. 576 00:35:01,423 --> 00:35:04,782 Look Sir Osric, an evil-do'er outside. 577 00:35:06,142 --> 00:35:07,301 What? 578 00:35:15,930 --> 00:35:20,289 Show yourself, villain! Thou can not escape my justice! 579 00:35:20,669 --> 00:35:25,198 Come forward so that I may smite thy with my mighty blade! 580 00:35:27,797 --> 00:35:33,676 The truth shall descend upon thy wickedness as an angel of righteous fury! 581 00:35:44,984 --> 00:35:47,513 Deceivers! This ends now! 582 00:35:47,873 --> 00:35:49,133 He's over there! 583 00:35:49,813 --> 00:35:51,952 Thou shall die a thousand deaths shadow spawn! 584 00:35:51,952 --> 00:35:52,142 I shall lay down my justice upon thy lonesome brow Thou shall die a thousand deaths shadow spawn! 585 00:35:52,142 --> 00:35:58,011 I shall lay down my justice upon thy lonesome brow 586 00:36:21,686 --> 00:36:22,786 What happened here? 587 00:36:23,186 --> 00:36:24,205 Ehh... funny story... 588 00:36:24,205 --> 00:36:25,115 ...strangest thing! Eh...he... 589 00:36:25,805 --> 00:36:31,754 ...he tripped .. and on the way down beat himself to death. 590 00:36:32,424 --> 00:36:33,203 Yes. 591 00:36:33,603 --> 00:36:35,453 Did he say where Mort Kemnon was? 592 00:36:35,793 --> 00:36:37,183 Not as such...no.. 593 00:36:37,872 --> 00:36:39,852 Did you find that evil-do'er? 594 00:36:41,392 --> 00:36:42,511 He escaped. 595 00:36:46,061 --> 00:36:48,120 My shame knows no bounds. 596 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,310 Yeah...you suck! 597 00:36:56,878 --> 00:36:58,618 Flinn, what did the barmaid say? 598 00:36:59,388 --> 00:37:01,367 Oh, yes...oh yes. 599 00:37:01,367 --> 00:37:02,777 Oh, gods....yes! 600 00:37:03,197 --> 00:37:05,337 About Mort Kemnon, dumbass. 601 00:37:06,226 --> 00:37:09,406 The barmaid says Mort Agrippa came from West Haven. 602 00:37:09,406 --> 00:37:13,165 Following her advice you abandon the inn and take the road to the east. 603 00:37:13,745 --> 00:37:16,394 You put some good miles between yourself and the town 604 00:37:16,404 --> 00:37:19,104 .. before you camp for the night a few miles outside of West Haven. 605 00:37:29,722 --> 00:37:30,991 Hi. 606 00:37:32,191 --> 00:37:36,750 You know...you're unlike any other woman I've ever met. 607 00:37:37,300 --> 00:37:38,770 Right back at you... 608 00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:46,958 So fast...so strong. Like steel wrapped in silk. 609 00:37:49,897 --> 00:37:52,537 A man could loose himself in those eyes... 610 00:37:53,257 --> 00:37:59,655 A man could, yes. But apparently I must remind you that you are a woman. 611 00:38:03,884 --> 00:38:06,694 Of course I am... 612 00:38:09,243 --> 00:38:13,182 I don't supposed you're interested in a little girl on girl a--- 613 00:38:14,872 --> 00:38:17,102 You don't really wanna finish that thought, do you? 614 00:38:17,751 --> 00:38:19,171 I'll take that as a "no". 615 00:38:19,401 --> 00:38:20,891 Good girl. 616 00:38:24,310 --> 00:38:28,549 Tell me minstrel....what do you know of this Mort Kemnon? 617 00:38:30,599 --> 00:38:34,038 He is a servant of death. An enemy of the light. 618 00:38:34,718 --> 00:38:36,987 And that is all I can tell you. 619 00:38:40,017 --> 00:38:42,296 And...the mask of death? 620 00:38:45,586 --> 00:38:47,825 The god of oblivion wore the mask when.. 621 00:38:48,045 --> 00:38:49,785 ...the creator forged the world. 622 00:38:50,195 --> 00:38:55,404 It is said that whoever wears the mask gains the power of the god he serves. 623 00:38:56,283 --> 00:38:58,583 Then Mort Kemnon has all the powers of death? 624 00:39:00,153 --> 00:39:02,142 How could Therin allow this? 625 00:39:02,812 --> 00:39:04,232 Maybe beyond her control. 626 00:39:04,982 --> 00:39:10,390 Before we left the Hierophant told us that Therin is missing. 627 00:39:10,740 --> 00:39:11,840 Missing? 628 00:39:13,010 --> 00:39:14,620 Trapped. 629 00:39:16,379 --> 00:39:17,829 How could this be? 630 00:39:18,039 --> 00:39:19,768 I have no idea. 631 00:39:25,247 --> 00:39:28,976 Actually, I do! 632 00:39:28,976 --> 00:39:30,686 Bardic knowledge!! 633 00:39:32,496 --> 00:39:34,135 Thank you! 634 00:39:34,515 --> 00:39:39,694 Long ago, young Jack Lightfinger stole beauty from the mermaids. 635 00:39:40,444 --> 00:39:44,853 The lord of the sea was angry and sent his waves to drown jack. 636 00:39:45,463 --> 00:39:50,662 But Jack was too clever. He led the seaking inland.. 637 00:39:50,672 --> 00:39:54,221 ..stretching out the waves which sucked! 638 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:07,098 ...OUT the seakings power as there was not enough water to drown Jack. 639 00:40:07,418 --> 00:40:11,278 Then Jack trapped the god of the sea in a prison of ice 640 00:40:11,278 --> 00:40:11,288 ..and... Then Jack trapped the god of the sea in a prison of ice 641 00:40:11,288 --> 00:40:12,327 ..and... 642 00:40:14,537 --> 00:40:15,917 What's that word? 643 00:40:16,686 --> 00:40:17,706 Ransom. 644 00:40:18,686 --> 00:40:20,826 ...and ransomed him back to the merfolk. 645 00:40:21,076 --> 00:40:22,045 Boring! 646 00:40:22,265 --> 00:40:24,985 Interesting, but what exactly does this have to do with Therin? 647 00:40:25,905 --> 00:40:33,133 The only way to trap a deity is in a prison of that gods own element. 648 00:40:33,843 --> 00:40:39,652 Indeed! The four elements...like man alone...are weak. 649 00:40:40,401 --> 00:40:43,731 ..but together they form the strong fifth element. 650 00:40:45,041 --> 00:40:46,620 Boredom! 651 00:40:50,109 --> 00:40:53,309 We should go to bed soon. Morning is coming. 652 00:40:54,219 --> 00:40:56,758 We must get our rest if we're to find Mort Kemnon. 653 00:40:58,488 --> 00:41:01,307 And what if I shall find you first? 654 00:41:03,957 --> 00:41:07,006 Abandon this road or die on it! 655 00:41:07,626 --> 00:41:10,815 Save your threats! You have no power here. 656 00:41:14,544 --> 00:41:16,954 As if killing the bard impresses us. 657 00:41:16,954 --> 00:41:19,083 You shall never obtain the mask of death. 658 00:41:20,293 --> 00:41:21,493 We do not fear you. 659 00:41:21,493 --> 00:41:23,732 Then you are greater fools than you appear. 660 00:41:23,732 --> 00:41:24,782 You sound afraid. 661 00:41:24,782 --> 00:41:29,471 You don't believe me? Then come...come and face Drazuul. 662 00:41:34,390 --> 00:41:37,929 And I think we call it there for the night. 663 00:41:38,169 --> 00:41:40,239 What? It's still early. 664 00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:41,439 It's after two. 665 00:41:41,659 --> 00:41:44,558 It's what? I had no idea it was so late. 666 00:41:45,238 --> 00:41:49,437 See? See what happens? You get so into it you loose track of time. 667 00:41:49,657 --> 00:41:53,796 Yeah...it's like surfing the internet for porn..litical commentary. 668 00:41:53,796 --> 00:41:55,156 Nice dodge, Gary. 669 00:41:55,156 --> 00:41:57,325 Thanks! Same time next week? 670 00:41:57,685 --> 00:41:59,485 Ah, can't ... do it here. 671 00:41:59,485 --> 00:42:02,654 We're having a .... turning. 672 00:42:04,274 --> 00:42:08,803 We could do it at my place. I've got plenty of space. 673 00:42:09,233 --> 00:42:10,053 Right on! 674 00:42:12,512 --> 00:42:16,101 If this is about this farmer, I totally thought he was a demon. 675 00:42:16,431 --> 00:42:17,481 That was awesome! 676 00:42:20,131 --> 00:42:22,070 Onward....to waffles!! 677 00:42:22,300 --> 00:42:23,720 WAFFLES! 678 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:30,708 They did good, so they get waffles. 679 00:42:32,658 --> 00:42:34,268 Glad that I could be of assistance. 680 00:42:34,657 --> 00:42:37,107 Have you kept writing since college? 681 00:42:37,607 --> 00:42:39,976 Ahh... sort of. 682 00:42:41,866 --> 00:42:43,246 What does "sort of" mean? 683 00:42:44,155 --> 00:42:45,965 I don't write as often as I should. 684 00:42:46,475 --> 00:42:46,905 Ah... 685 00:42:46,905 --> 00:42:49,724 I've got the story, I just don't know how to write it. 686 00:42:51,764 --> 00:42:54,823 Try paper....and pencil. 687 00:42:54,823 --> 00:42:56,133 Paper... 688 00:42:56,583 --> 00:42:58,912 Wow... I think...I.. 689 00:42:58,912 --> 00:43:00,972 Is it this story that we're playing? 690 00:43:01,602 --> 00:43:04,061 Ehhh... yeah. 691 00:43:04,971 --> 00:43:06,171 Really? 692 00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,640 So I'm in your story. 693 00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:14,879 Eh... yeah, yeah. 694 00:43:16,369 --> 00:43:19,668 Never been somebody's story before....IN someone's story. 695 00:43:21,138 --> 00:43:23,967 Well, you know....I guess in a way we're all in a story. 696 00:43:24,507 --> 00:43:25,567 I guess that's true.. 697 00:43:25,567 --> 00:43:30,516 No, all I'm saying is that maybe it would be easier.. 698 00:43:30,596 --> 00:43:35,375 ..if you didn't decide how thing are gonna end before you start. 699 00:43:35,995 --> 00:43:37,354 Eh... 700 00:43:37,744 --> 00:43:38,464 What? 701 00:43:38,864 --> 00:43:40,324 What is wrong with that? 702 00:43:40,624 --> 00:43:42,683 If I don't keep them focused on the story.. 703 00:43:42,683 --> 00:43:47,912 ..they are just going to run around looting, killing and impregnating my entire world. 704 00:43:48,022 --> 00:43:49,622 I've got to keep them under control. 705 00:43:49,912 --> 00:43:51,981 That's why they don't trust you! 706 00:43:52,631 --> 00:43:53,761 THEY don't trust ME? 707 00:43:53,761 --> 00:43:54,061 No. 708 00:43:54,851 --> 00:43:56,890 They're the one who try to kill people before they have a chance to speak. 709 00:43:57,100 --> 00:43:59,750 They know you don't trust them to play your way 710 00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:04,149 It's why you keep them on such a short leash, it's why you dropped a policeman in the middle... 711 00:44:04,149 --> 00:44:04,789 Paladin... 712 00:44:04,789 --> 00:44:05,868 Whatever. 713 00:44:05,868 --> 00:44:07,398 ...to keep tabs on them. 714 00:44:07,898 --> 00:44:09,887 It's no wonder they screw with you. 715 00:44:10,847 --> 00:44:14,297 You're a good enough storyteller to handle whatever they throw at you. 716 00:44:15,536 --> 00:44:18,666 Just let the story evolve...naturally. 717 00:44:20,315 --> 00:44:22,435 The ending might even surprise you. 718 00:44:24,094 --> 00:44:27,004 Alright. I'll...ah...see what I can do. 719 00:44:27,294 --> 00:44:28,574 Alright...you'll do that. 720 00:44:36,622 --> 00:44:38,431 Good night, Kevin. 721 00:44:40,411 --> 00:44:41,791 Good night. 722 00:44:54,848 --> 00:44:59,207 Where the hell did I park? 723 00:45:07,245 --> 00:45:07,985 Hey, Mitch. 724 00:45:08,265 --> 00:45:09,485 Hey. 725 00:45:10,405 --> 00:45:11,655 Did you let the cat in? 726 00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:14,514 We have a cat? 727 00:45:44,538 --> 00:45:48,037 Yeah...time for bed. 728 00:46:48,184 --> 00:46:52,183 Mr. Wample? Are you paying attention? 729 00:46:53,263 --> 00:46:54,933 Oh god, yes! 730 00:47:16,908 --> 00:47:19,098 How many of these do you actually need? 731 00:47:19,778 --> 00:47:21,427 Let me answer that with another question: 732 00:47:21,767 --> 00:47:23,657 Shut up!! 733 00:47:24,377 --> 00:47:26,056 Your boss is a dick! 734 00:47:28,926 --> 00:47:31,035 - Ogre. 29 hitpoints. Dark and light vision 735 00:47:31,035 --> 00:47:31,975 Low reflexes. 736 00:47:32,465 --> 00:47:33,715 Troll. 737 00:47:34,155 --> 00:47:35,924 63 hitpoints. Regenerates 5 hp per round. 738 00:47:36,664 --> 00:47:37,974 Weak agains fire and acid. 739 00:47:37,974 --> 00:47:38,594 Stone giant. 740 00:47:39,453 --> 00:47:40,433 200 hp. Breathes underwater. 741 00:47:41,073 --> 00:47:42,983 Immune to electricity. 742 00:47:43,963 --> 00:47:45,372 That's storm giant! 743 00:47:54,860 --> 00:47:55,510 Morning, Steve. 744 00:47:55,910 --> 00:47:56,820 Morning, Brian. 745 00:47:56,820 --> 00:47:57,640 Morning, Ed. 746 00:47:58,469 --> 00:47:59,279 Morning, captain. 747 00:48:18,605 --> 00:48:19,985 Get him! 748 00:49:44,477 --> 00:49:46,207 What's the purpose of this game again? 749 00:49:47,237 --> 00:49:50,576 Eh...to deliver 10 pizzas before the other ninja. 750 00:49:52,595 --> 00:49:54,955 Ok, that I can deal with. 751 00:49:57,165 --> 00:49:58,674 What's with the pirates? 752 00:49:59,564 --> 00:50:04,733 Everything is better with pirates! 753 00:50:13,661 --> 00:50:14,401 Hi guys. 754 00:50:15,951 --> 00:50:16,311 Hey, Lodge. 755 00:50:18,330 --> 00:50:21,279 Lodge, can I bring in a new character? 756 00:50:21,509 --> 00:50:22,549 Another bard? 757 00:50:23,809 --> 00:50:27,028 What's wrong with Flinn? Besides from....dying? 758 00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:30,528 I permantly loose a level everytime I'm ressurected. 759 00:50:31,257 --> 00:50:33,967 I'm like at 4th level. He's almost not worth playing. 760 00:50:35,177 --> 00:50:40,505 Ok. Point. Yeah sure...if you die go ahead and bring in a new guy. 761 00:50:40,705 --> 00:50:41,875 Thanks, Lodge. 762 00:50:47,904 --> 00:50:50,033 Hello Mr. Kitty. You can't be here. 763 00:50:50,623 --> 00:50:55,272 I believe we left off a few miles outside of Westhaven. 764 00:50:56,702 --> 00:50:58,022 Hey, Mitch. 765 00:50:59,122 --> 00:51:00,851 Everybody make a listen check. 766 00:51:01,751 --> 00:51:05,230 If you succeed you awake to a strange wrestling sound. 767 00:51:11,499 --> 00:51:14,398 A scruffy looking peasant is rumaging through your gear. 768 00:51:15,448 --> 00:51:17,008 I waste him with my crossbow! 769 00:51:22,517 --> 00:51:24,896 This man has stolen from us. He must be punished! 770 00:51:25,256 --> 00:51:26,786 Mercy! Mercy, good sirs! 771 00:51:26,786 --> 00:51:28,725 I'm a woman, you fool! 772 00:51:29,745 --> 00:51:32,524 What do you have against peasants, murderous troll? 773 00:51:33,214 --> 00:51:34,784 Just a general...(????)..... 774 00:51:35,244 --> 00:51:37,693 Mercy, good Masters! Please don't kill me. 775 00:51:37,973 --> 00:51:39,063 I'll try and calm him. 776 00:51:39,543 --> 00:51:41,333 # Shut up dear peasant.. 777 00:51:41,333 --> 00:51:43,252 # Rest your head.. 778 00:51:43,252 --> 00:51:48,321 # Or I will let the sorceress kill your ass dead 779 00:51:48,321 --> 00:51:48,891 Amazingly, the peasant is no longer paniced. # Or I will let the sorceress kill your ass dead 780 00:51:48,891 --> 00:51:52,340 Amazingly, the peasant is no longer paniced. 781 00:51:52,690 --> 00:51:54,500 Rise! You have nothing to fear. 782 00:51:55,990 --> 00:51:58,519 Forgive me masters. I haven't had anything to eat in days. 783 00:51:58,979 --> 00:52:00,419 Then join us for breakfast. 784 00:52:00,999 --> 00:52:03,038 Bard, firewood! 785 00:52:04,988 --> 00:52:06,187 What is your name, peasant? 786 00:52:06,497 --> 00:52:09,697 Crap....I didn't give him one...ehhh....I'll guess we'll call him... 787 00:52:09,707 --> 00:52:11,046 Willem, my lady. 788 00:52:11,646 --> 00:52:14,726 I live in Westhaven....at least I did until... 789 00:52:15,116 --> 00:52:16,065 Until what? 790 00:52:16,655 --> 00:52:19,695 Mort Kemnon's priests....they....they killed all the others. 791 00:52:20,654 --> 00:52:21,744 I'm the only one left. 792 00:52:21,994 --> 00:52:23,434 Do you know where Mort Kemnon is? 793 00:52:24,154 --> 00:52:27,263 No, my lord. Only the fiend knows that. 794 00:52:27,783 --> 00:52:28,443 The fiend? 795 00:52:28,673 --> 00:52:30,412 Drazuul. 796 00:52:32,142 --> 00:52:33,742 He led the purges. 797 00:52:34,322 --> 00:52:36,191 It's....I rather not speak of it. 798 00:52:36,421 --> 00:52:39,031 Do you know where we can find him? This... Drazuul? 799 00:52:39,950 --> 00:52:42,970 In Westhaven. The centre of town. 800 00:52:43,630 --> 00:52:45,109 But I'm not going back there. 801 00:52:45,109 --> 00:52:46,879 Well, then let us cloth and feed you.. 802 00:52:47,129 --> 00:52:48,988 ..and send you safely on your way. 803 00:52:48,988 --> 00:52:50,198 Time out! 804 00:52:50,958 --> 00:52:54,507 We do no have enough provisions to feed a nameless NPC. 805 00:52:54,977 --> 00:52:56,257 He's not nameless.. 806 00:52:56,617 --> 00:52:58,147 ...his name is Willem. 807 00:52:59,766 --> 00:53:01,946 We got what we want from him. Let's just leave him. 808 00:53:02,406 --> 00:53:05,235 Osric is morally compelled to help him. 809 00:53:05,465 --> 00:53:07,974 He can't knowingly allow him to continue suffering. 810 00:53:08,424 --> 00:53:13,193 And I can't knowingly allow you to deplete our resources because you wanna feel noble. 811 00:53:13,733 --> 00:53:15,933 I'm just playing his alignment. 812 00:53:16,273 --> 00:53:18,442 It's what our characters would do. 813 00:53:18,842 --> 00:53:22,941 If you have a problem find some way to solve it.. 814 00:53:22,941 --> 00:53:23,961 ...in character. 815 00:53:32,429 --> 00:53:32,929 Ok. 816 00:53:35,489 --> 00:53:37,318 Let's roleplay for this.. 817 00:53:39,658 --> 00:53:41,767 Sir Osric, a word. 818 00:53:42,157 --> 00:53:43,837 Of course, brother Silence. 819 00:53:46,426 --> 00:53:48,156 Let's say I have two sons... 820 00:53:48,516 --> 00:53:50,885 ...one strong, the other weak.. 821 00:53:51,085 --> 00:53:52,555 ..both wish for schooling... 822 00:53:53,195 --> 00:53:54,835 ...but I can only send one. 823 00:53:55,334 --> 00:53:57,354 Whom do I choose? 824 00:54:00,523 --> 00:54:03,103 The strong boy could go far with such schooling 825 00:54:03,603 --> 00:54:07,402 Yet the boy who is weak in body may find that he is strong in mind. 826 00:54:07,812 --> 00:54:09,781 I would consider... 827 00:54:10,331 --> 00:54:12,521 That's it! That's really it! 828 00:54:12,861 --> 00:54:15,090 I will smite thee, evildo'er! 829 00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:20,839 How long until he moves? 830 00:54:21,809 --> 00:54:23,669 Ten...maybe twenty seconds. 831 00:54:23,669 --> 00:54:26,188 I cast Amnesia on Osric. 832 00:54:27,348 --> 00:54:30,537 Osric has no memory of the last two minutes. 833 00:54:31,767 --> 00:54:33,177 Nice dodge, Gary. 834 00:54:33,596 --> 00:54:34,276 I've got firewood. 835 00:54:45,644 --> 00:54:48,823 You find the tiny hamlet of Westhaven abandoned. 836 00:54:48,823 --> 00:54:51,823 Your skins begins to crawl the farther you press. 837 00:54:51,823 --> 00:54:52,582 Have Osric detect evil. 838 00:54:53,042 --> 00:54:55,842 Overwhelming evil in the centre of town. 839 00:54:57,082 --> 00:54:58,231 We'll investigate. 840 00:55:12,138 --> 00:55:13,348 What the hell is that? 841 00:55:13,348 --> 00:55:17,567 A death demon... one of death's personal servants and he is looking your way. 842 00:55:18,917 --> 00:55:20,287 Come... 843 00:55:20,287 --> 00:55:22,936 Come to Drazuul. 844 00:55:26,805 --> 00:55:28,015 Why didn't I get a save? 845 00:55:28,015 --> 00:55:31,114 It's a death demon. It's fear aura is too strong. 846 00:55:31,454 --> 00:55:33,994 You can't roll a successful save. 847 00:55:34,334 --> 00:55:35,573 Incorrect. 848 00:55:35,813 --> 00:55:37,383 What is your WILL-save modifier? 849 00:55:37,383 --> 00:55:37,883 +9. 850 00:55:38,933 --> 00:55:41,262 The DC to beat this demons fear aura is a 32. 851 00:55:41,552 --> 00:55:45,561 You would have to roll a 23 on a 20-sided die in order to succeed. 852 00:55:45,571 --> 00:55:50,030 Now I don't have a math degree but that's impossible, isn't it? 853 00:55:50,330 --> 00:55:53,530 A natural 20 is an automatic success no matter the circumstance. 854 00:55:53,530 --> 00:55:54,369 You only have a 5 percent chance of rolling that 20. A natural 20 is an automatic success no matter the circumstance. 855 00:55:54,369 --> 00:55:57,299 You only have a 5 percent chance of rolling that 20. 856 00:55:57,299 --> 00:55:57,369 Do I at least get that roll? I mean it's in the rules. You only have a 5 percent chance of rolling that 20. 857 00:55:57,369 --> 00:55:59,908 Do I at least get that roll? I mean it's in the rules. 858 00:55:59,908 --> 00:56:03,368 Or is it okay if we play by the rules? Is that alright with you? 859 00:56:10,916 --> 00:56:12,976 A fumble!! 860 00:56:13,505 --> 00:56:17,855 That means you're completely compelled and I get to control your character.. 861 00:56:17,855 --> 00:56:19,534 ...until you snap out of it. 862 00:56:26,993 --> 00:56:30,572 Since we're playing by the rules I know you don't mind. 863 00:56:31,312 --> 00:56:32,911 Oh shut up, Kevin. 864 00:56:33,511 --> 00:56:35,711 Kneel, slave! 865 00:56:36,061 --> 00:56:37,071 Yes, my master. 866 00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:38,520 I would never say that. 867 00:56:38,790 --> 00:56:40,590 Please, let me play my character. 868 00:56:40,940 --> 00:56:45,159 My body and will are yours to defile, my master. 869 00:56:56,856 --> 00:57:02,855 My lady...you tempt me. The evil in your heart and your beauty is unsurpassed. 870 00:57:03,035 --> 00:57:05,984 I'm not evil, I'm chaotic neutral. 871 00:57:05,984 --> 00:57:09,444 You shall be my new bride and concubine. 872 00:57:09,834 --> 00:57:10,893 I hate to be the one to tell you this... 873 00:57:11,843 --> 00:57:13,443 ...but I'm not... 874 00:57:14,263 --> 00:57:16,302 Crap! I'm a woman. 875 00:57:16,312 --> 00:57:20,891 My dear...what is a wedding without guests? 876 00:57:31,429 --> 00:57:33,949 Kiss me, my darling. 877 00:57:41,517 --> 00:57:43,797 After five minutes there is no sign of the others. 878 00:57:44,816 --> 00:57:45,966 We go in after them. 879 00:57:47,086 --> 00:57:48,556 Five bucks says you're dead again. 880 00:57:49,205 --> 00:57:50,615 You're on, assjackal. 881 00:57:57,724 --> 00:58:01,563 Master! More slaves for the lust pits. 882 00:58:07,312 --> 00:58:10,661 You, hellboy! Turn! 883 00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:14,850 Luster, run! 884 00:58:14,850 --> 00:58:16,330 Compelled here, thank you. 885 00:58:17,409 --> 00:58:21,019 My music will save you. Counter song! 886 00:58:38,475 --> 00:58:40,155 Yeah, he's pissed! 887 00:58:46,693 --> 00:58:48,393 New character. 888 00:58:49,673 --> 00:58:51,332 Eh... sure. 889 00:58:52,232 --> 00:58:54,232 Welcome to the party. We're all going to die. 890 00:58:54,542 --> 00:58:55,981 That's a defeatist attitude. 891 00:58:57,211 --> 00:59:00,370 Perhaps you can tell me how we're gonna slay a demon when.. 892 00:59:00,690 --> 00:59:04,070 ..our wizard wasted his demon frying spell on a peasant? 893 00:59:04,979 --> 00:59:06,579 You thought this was a great idea. 894 00:59:06,579 --> 00:59:08,479 Why can't he just cast another? 895 00:59:13,698 --> 00:59:18,977 Because it takes 8 hours of rest to regain spells and that's with no distractions. 896 00:59:19,866 --> 00:59:22,126 I activate "Arcane Recollection". 897 00:59:22,516 --> 00:59:23,935 Which does...??? 898 00:59:24,265 --> 00:59:28,674 At the cost of two spell slots I can regain any spell previously cast in ten rounds. 899 00:59:28,954 --> 00:59:30,854 Assuming you can concentrate. 900 00:59:31,314 --> 00:59:33,883 Well, then it falls to the rest of the party to protect me. 901 00:59:51,170 --> 00:59:52,689 Osric lays hands on Silence. 902 00:59:54,879 --> 00:59:57,408 Keep it down! I can't concentrate. 903 00:59:58,028 --> 00:59:59,538 My music will help. 904 01:00:07,046 --> 01:00:10,246 - How many of those do you've got? - 50. 905 01:00:13,115 --> 01:00:14,615 I can do this all night. 906 01:00:15,555 --> 01:00:17,294 Never fear. Flinn is here. 907 01:00:18,404 --> 01:00:24,453 Quiver in fear for I....noooo....Mommy! 908 01:00:24,773 --> 01:00:26,932 Evil-do'ers, prepare to die! 909 01:00:33,281 --> 01:00:35,610 Don't distract me...I'm almost done. 910 01:00:39,170 --> 01:00:40,829 Avast ye... 911 01:00:42,089 --> 01:00:44,778 I'm gonna die.... 912 01:00:46,828 --> 01:00:48,758 Why hasn't Drazuul moved? 913 01:00:49,348 --> 01:00:50,847 Good question! Spot check. 914 01:00:50,847 --> 01:00:51,337 The demon is trapped in the pentagram! Good question! Spot check. 915 01:00:51,337 --> 01:00:54,057 The demon is trapped in the pentagram! 916 01:00:54,117 --> 01:00:55,616 Now we have him! 917 01:01:05,054 --> 01:01:07,604 There are 37 more of me, asshole! 918 01:01:17,552 --> 01:01:22,331 Darling....prepare to receive the flaming hand of fiery doom! 919 01:01:30,739 --> 01:01:35,818 Marvelous! It's a party and everyone's invited! It's just we get the hell out of here. 920 01:01:35,828 --> 01:01:36,878 What about the spell? 921 01:01:36,878 --> 01:01:37,847 No good. 922 01:01:37,847 --> 01:01:43,236 Drazuul moves before me and blasts me unless I have a barricade or something. 923 01:01:43,336 --> 01:01:46,256 Hide behind the mountain of dead bards! 924 01:01:52,534 --> 01:01:55,184 I have to stand up to cast. I'm going to be a sitting duck. 925 01:01:55,244 --> 01:01:56,673 I've got your back! 926 01:02:21,908 --> 01:02:23,058 What happened to "Hand of Doom"? 927 01:02:23,658 --> 01:02:27,747 He was expecting that. I used a hold spell instead. That way we can question him. 928 01:02:27,757 --> 01:02:28,567 Well played, Gary! 929 01:02:28,567 --> 01:02:29,207 Where is your master? Well played, Gary! 930 01:02:29,207 --> 01:02:30,736 Where is your master? 931 01:02:33,586 --> 01:02:35,065 Sir Osric... 932 01:02:35,065 --> 01:02:35,845 Can you bless this water? Sir Osric... 933 01:02:35,845 --> 01:02:37,695 Can you bless this water? 934 01:02:42,354 --> 01:02:44,673 This flask is now full of holy water. 935 01:02:45,253 --> 01:02:48,453 Tell us what we wanna know or I'll give you a bath. 936 01:02:48,692 --> 01:02:52,762 Your treat is empty! A paladin cannot stand by while torture takes place. 937 01:02:56,421 --> 01:02:57,051 Eh... 938 01:02:57,911 --> 01:03:01,370 My...what fine yet rustic architecture. 939 01:03:01,810 --> 01:03:04,089 I think I will examine it more closely. 940 01:03:13,547 --> 01:03:15,157 Where is your master? 941 01:03:15,777 --> 01:03:18,066 The paladin can always bless more water. 942 01:03:18,336 --> 01:03:20,526 Didn't we pass a lake on the way here? 943 01:03:21,026 --> 01:03:21,975 The mines! 944 01:03:22,515 --> 01:03:23,785 You'll find the entrance in the mines. 945 01:03:23,895 --> 01:03:25,105 And how do we defeat him? 946 01:03:25,485 --> 01:03:27,604 The book! His power is in the book. 947 01:03:27,614 --> 01:03:30,494 But this is not the power you need to fear...your real enemy is... 948 01:03:30,504 --> 01:03:31,903 Thank you! You've been most helpful. 949 01:03:32,723 --> 01:03:35,143 Ah...one more thing. 950 01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:49,510 A noble waffle for the paladin. 951 01:03:50,509 --> 01:03:52,989 I feel dirty... 952 01:03:53,469 --> 01:03:55,568 You follow an overgrown trail out of town. 953 01:03:56,118 --> 01:03:59,658 The trail winds towards an omnious looking mine set into the foot of the mountains. 954 01:04:01,567 --> 01:04:05,376 At the entrance to the mine there are stairs that plunge far underground 955 01:04:06,576 --> 01:04:09,146 The initial hallway leads deep into the darkness. 956 01:04:09,765 --> 01:04:13,305 The light from your torches seems to shy away from the dark. 957 01:04:16,584 --> 01:04:19,883 Alright! Mark your spots. 958 01:05:50,704 --> 01:05:53,194 Nodwick? You're still alive? 959 01:05:54,433 --> 01:05:55,643 Nodwick? Who's Nodwick? 960 01:05:56,273 --> 01:05:58,912 Henchman...from our last campaign. 961 01:05:59,382 --> 01:06:00,242 Really? Cool! 962 01:06:00,602 --> 01:06:02,062 How long has he been here? 963 01:06:02,062 --> 01:06:02,172 In game time? Ah...about two months. How long has he been here? 964 01:06:02,172 --> 01:06:04,271 In game time? Ah...about two months. 965 01:06:04,871 --> 01:06:06,581 You guys left him here all alone? 966 01:06:07,281 --> 01:06:09,110 Well...being dead we had little choice. 967 01:06:09,460 --> 01:06:11,450 There is no way he's still alive after 8 weeks. 968 01:06:11,910 --> 01:06:16,769 You've left 3 months worth of provisions in that chest of holding along with everything else. 969 01:06:22,717 --> 01:06:24,047 Everything else? 970 01:06:25,607 --> 01:06:26,657 Our gear!! 971 01:06:28,366 --> 01:06:31,946 Nodwick, don't you recognize us? It's me, Fastidian. 972 01:06:31,946 --> 01:06:34,295 Why are you wearing a dress? 973 01:06:34,295 --> 01:06:34,735 What? 974 01:06:35,915 --> 01:06:38,364 Oh, yeah...right. 975 01:06:42,583 --> 01:06:45,533 We've come to retreive our goods. It's us...your former masters. 976 01:06:46,812 --> 01:06:50,352 Hang on a minute. You're not my former masters. 977 01:06:50,662 --> 01:06:53,851 You're completely different characters being played by the same players. 978 01:06:54,831 --> 01:06:57,880 Nodwick has no idea who your new characters are. 979 01:06:57,880 --> 01:06:58,060 I have never seen you before in my life. Nodwick has no idea who your new characters are. 980 01:06:58,060 --> 01:06:59,960 I have never seen you before in my life. 981 01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:01,789 Shove off! 982 01:07:01,969 --> 01:07:04,169 Sorry to bother you, Sir. 983 01:07:04,589 --> 01:07:07,818 It's us, Nodwick. Tuk, Rennard... all of us. 984 01:07:08,828 --> 01:07:10,118 Weren't you a man just a second ago? 985 01:07:10,118 --> 01:07:11,677 I have another spell... 986 01:07:11,737 --> 01:07:13,217 No wait! I'll charm him... 987 01:07:31,793 --> 01:07:33,703 Well.... 988 01:07:34,642 --> 01:07:39,411 Given that my former masters are more than likely dead.. 989 01:07:39,421 --> 01:07:40,741 ..I suppose you can have what's in the chest. 990 01:07:41,561 --> 01:07:44,320 But I get to carry it. 991 01:07:45,370 --> 01:07:45,960 Done. 992 01:07:46,740 --> 01:07:47,430 and done. 993 01:07:49,149 --> 01:07:51,239 That's it? You're giving in that easily? 994 01:07:51,249 --> 01:07:54,168 You have to admit, that mandoline is quite persuasive. 995 01:07:59,337 --> 01:08:01,787 Gary, you got that list what else is in that trunk? 996 01:08:02,157 --> 01:08:05,766 We can plunder anything from the list, right? 997 01:08:08,165 --> 01:08:09,995 I suppose... 998 01:08:13,034 --> 01:08:16,224 Spiked codpiece... 999 01:08:19,213 --> 01:08:20,653 Depads of the loom... 1000 01:08:24,112 --> 01:08:26,302 Unnatural axe... 1001 01:08:30,111 --> 01:08:31,041 Lase-- 1002 01:08:39,659 --> 01:08:41,618 And now begins the killing! 1003 01:08:41,628 --> 01:08:44,078 Nodwick, wait here until we return! 1004 01:08:44,088 --> 01:08:45,557 I've heard of that before. 1005 01:08:51,606 --> 01:08:55,115 Mort Kemnon. 1006 01:08:56,795 --> 01:09:00,024 More uninvited guests! 1007 01:09:00,174 --> 01:09:01,784 Your reign of terror ends here! 1008 01:09:02,284 --> 01:09:04,813 By the light of Therin you shall fall. 1009 01:09:05,363 --> 01:09:07,463 What good is the light of your godess? 1010 01:09:07,933 --> 01:09:11,172 She cannot help you...here. 1011 01:09:15,751 --> 01:09:17,541 No! We're.... 1012 01:09:17,541 --> 01:09:18,761 ...doomed. 1013 01:09:19,210 --> 01:09:19,870 Yes! 1014 01:09:22,810 --> 01:09:24,499 Cobweb. Go! 1015 01:09:29,718 --> 01:09:31,238 Face us, necromancer! 1016 01:09:31,588 --> 01:09:33,807 Face my bodyguards! 1017 01:09:34,897 --> 01:09:35,837 Mortals. 1018 01:09:36,027 --> 01:09:37,627 Bodyguards? 1019 01:09:38,166 --> 01:09:38,596 I don't remember any... 1020 01:09:39,796 --> 01:09:40,326 Oh... 1021 01:09:46,035 --> 01:09:48,094 You can't use a lightsabre! 1022 01:09:48,444 --> 01:09:50,814 It's not even the right system! 1023 01:09:51,364 --> 01:09:55,323 I see no lightsabre. That would be a copyright infringement. 1024 01:09:55,333 --> 01:09:57,392 I see a psionic spiritblade. 1025 01:09:57,512 --> 01:10:01,402 You do not have my permission to use that in my campaign. 1026 01:10:02,181 --> 01:10:02,651 Fine! 1027 01:10:02,691 --> 01:10:06,151 Then you do not have my permission to use my old character. 1028 01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:08,630 You never asked me to make them an NPC... 1029 01:10:08,630 --> 01:10:08,640 ...and I'm pretty sure you didn't ask Ropie or Dopie either. You never asked me to make them an NPC... 1030 01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:10,470 ...and I'm pretty sure you didn't ask Ropie or Dopie either. 1031 01:10:13,389 --> 01:10:16,578 You can use the stuff in the trunk but that's it! 1032 01:10:21,907 --> 01:10:22,527 Turn! 1033 01:10:22,967 --> 01:10:26,646 Watch out for Bernnard! He'll backstab you. 1034 01:10:33,875 --> 01:10:36,024 Daphne takes 39 damage. 1035 01:10:36,594 --> 01:10:38,244 Oh god, I've only got 6 hitpoints. 1036 01:11:01,379 --> 01:11:02,199 Splendid. 1037 01:11:15,776 --> 01:11:18,345 Therin, save me! 1038 01:11:19,505 --> 01:11:20,445 Let go of my mini. 1039 01:11:21,065 --> 01:11:22,884 Oh, Grim Reaper! Get off the table. 1040 01:11:24,914 --> 01:11:25,854 I beliebe I had an arm. 1041 01:11:27,393 --> 01:11:28,543 Thank you. 1042 01:11:34,322 --> 01:11:35,062 I think that's everything. 1043 01:11:35,642 --> 01:11:37,711 I think you're missing a section of wall there. 1044 01:11:38,281 --> 01:11:40,011 Really? 1045 01:11:49,379 --> 01:11:52,038 No, no I think that's everything. 1046 01:11:52,428 --> 01:11:53,698 Oh, my mistake. 1047 01:12:00,477 --> 01:12:02,306 Stupid cat. 1048 01:12:10,354 --> 01:12:13,404 Where's he gone? 1049 01:12:15,693 --> 01:12:17,363 There's a hidden door here! 1050 01:12:40,508 --> 01:12:43,188 Welcome to the temple of the true god. 1051 01:12:44,087 --> 01:12:48,946 I promise you this will be our final confrontation. 1052 01:13:34,607 --> 01:13:37,446 Sure you can do better. 1053 01:13:40,955 --> 01:13:41,925 As you wish. 1054 01:13:41,965 --> 01:13:43,065 What the fu... 1055 01:13:43,455 --> 01:13:44,375 It's from the trunk. 1056 01:13:52,703 --> 01:13:53,793 The book! 1057 01:13:55,002 --> 01:13:56,132 Destroy the book. 1058 01:14:15,308 --> 01:14:16,978 Flinn is alone with the book. 1059 01:14:17,298 --> 01:14:20,287 I stab it.....wait....I backstab it!! 1060 01:14:20,987 --> 01:14:23,826 You can't backstab it....you can't sneak attack an inanimate object! 1061 01:14:24,246 --> 01:14:26,006 Why not? It's prone. 1062 01:14:26,626 --> 01:14:27,796 It doesn't have a destroyable anatomy. 1063 01:14:28,186 --> 01:14:29,695 It's got a spine, doesn't it? 1064 01:14:41,033 --> 01:14:42,473 Bards suck... 1065 01:14:43,952 --> 01:14:46,832 That was unprecedented, Leo. 1066 01:14:49,511 --> 01:14:52,320 On the upside though you did give me a chance to finish casting my spell. 1067 01:14:52,940 --> 01:14:53,600 Which one? 1068 01:14:54,530 --> 01:14:55,430 Please. 1069 01:15:09,257 --> 01:15:10,977 He's not dead yet. 1070 01:15:22,484 --> 01:15:24,774 You....you think you have defeated me? 1071 01:15:25,513 --> 01:15:26,993 Pretty much! You did just explode. 1072 01:15:27,353 --> 01:15:27,973 Twice, actually. 1073 01:15:28,983 --> 01:15:32,212 You have only made him more powerful. 1074 01:15:51,988 --> 01:15:55,207 Can we please go to sleep now? I'm almost dead. 1075 01:15:55,427 --> 01:15:57,047 You can sleep when we're done here. 1076 01:15:57,427 --> 01:15:59,506 Seriously, I've got 1 hitpoint here. 1077 01:15:59,826 --> 01:16:02,766 Do you remember what Mort Kemnon said right before we killed him? 1078 01:16:03,136 --> 01:16:04,645 ¿Bhgaaargrg? 1079 01:16:05,775 --> 01:16:10,344 No... "You have only made him more powerful." Who did he mean? 1080 01:16:10,784 --> 01:16:16,633 Death! Obviously his god...the source of his power. 1081 01:16:16,923 --> 01:16:21,032 Why would Death become more powerful after we've killed his greatest servant? 1082 01:16:23,201 --> 01:16:25,331 I don't think we have met the final enemy. 1083 01:16:25,931 --> 01:16:27,340 Super! Can we go to bed now? 1084 01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:30,520 In a minute, bard-boy. There's something we're missing. 1085 01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:32,539 There's some connection we haven't made. 1086 01:16:32,629 --> 01:16:38,098 You're creating phantoms were there are none. Our adventure has ended. 1087 01:16:39,268 --> 01:16:40,568 How do you mean? 1088 01:16:40,838 --> 01:16:44,177 We killed Mort Kemnon. We have the mask. 1089 01:16:44,177 --> 01:16:47,516 It's experience points and waffle time. 1090 01:16:47,726 --> 01:16:51,745 Our reputation is endured; we have beaten this challenge. 1091 01:16:51,975 --> 01:16:57,394 If we have beaten this challenge.....why are we still playing? 1092 01:17:26,638 --> 01:17:28,128 You raised our dinner from the dead. 1093 01:17:28,618 --> 01:17:29,377 Apparently.. 1094 01:17:30,137 --> 01:17:31,397 It's awful. 1095 01:17:31,397 --> 01:17:34,816 I'm morally obliged to destroy this monstrosity. 1096 01:17:34,816 --> 01:17:35,376 .. What would the hierophant say? I'm morally obliged to destroy this monstrosity. 1097 01:17:35,376 --> 01:17:38,965 .. What would the hierophant say? 1098 01:17:40,555 --> 01:17:42,545 He would congratulate you on your victory. 1099 01:17:43,694 --> 01:17:49,743 Your grace?? We were not expecting you. 1100 01:17:49,743 --> 01:17:49,813 We forgive you. The mask of death? You have obtained it? Your grace?? We were not expecting you. 1101 01:17:49,813 --> 01:17:54,242 We forgive you. The mask of death? You have obtained it? 1102 01:17:55,162 --> 01:17:56,542 Yes, your grace. 1103 01:17:56,902 --> 01:17:59,581 Then the land shall finally know peace. 1104 01:17:59,591 --> 01:18:02,810 Quickly now. Hand it over so we may rush it to the cathedral. 1105 01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:05,630 What you ask is impossible, your grace. 1106 01:18:05,830 --> 01:18:07,659 We have sworn to return it to the king. 1107 01:18:08,129 --> 01:18:11,709 Aye, and he shall have it. Rest assured, we come with his blessing. 1108 01:18:11,709 --> 01:18:12,818 Now hand over the mask! 1109 01:18:12,878 --> 01:18:14,628 Your grace, I cannot... 1110 01:18:14,748 --> 01:18:17,957 This is not the time for personal glorys, Sir Osric. 1111 01:18:17,957 --> 01:18:19,937 You will hand over the mask! 1112 01:18:20,147 --> 01:18:23,136 Your grace has our answer. 1113 01:18:23,136 --> 01:18:29,185 This is treason! You have been corrupted by the mask! 1114 01:18:29,895 --> 01:18:30,685 I'm gonna die! 1115 01:18:30,685 --> 01:18:31,494 Yeah, you will. 1116 01:18:31,494 --> 01:18:32,574 See ya. 1117 01:18:32,754 --> 01:18:36,663 How you shame Therin by alligning with darkness. 1118 01:18:37,153 --> 01:18:40,642 He who stumbles around in darkness with a stick is blind... 1119 01:18:40,642 --> 01:18:47,311 ..but he who...sticks out in darkness...is... 1120 01:18:47,311 --> 01:18:49,131 ...fluorescent! 1121 01:18:51,420 --> 01:18:53,460 Loose 50 experience! 1122 01:18:54,330 --> 01:18:58,109 If you would worship death then do so at his side. 1123 01:18:59,189 --> 01:19:01,798 The light of Therin is withdrawn from you. 1124 01:19:36,461 --> 01:19:37,980 Turn! 1125 01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:42,420 I've lost my powers. 1126 01:19:51,078 --> 01:19:52,787 It's still good. 1127 01:19:55,207 --> 01:19:59,006 It is aparent, in the aftermath of the battle, that the hierophant.. 1128 01:19:59,016 --> 01:20:00,506 ...is your enemy. 1129 01:20:00,566 --> 01:20:02,905 Should have known that dude was evil. 1130 01:20:02,905 --> 01:20:05,485 Should have killed him when we had the chance. 1131 01:20:05,755 --> 01:20:09,154 See! That's why I kill so many NPCs. You never know! 1132 01:20:09,164 --> 01:20:10,894 At least we can ressurect Flinn. 1133 01:20:11,393 --> 01:20:14,633 Actually no. The staff is out of charges. 1134 01:20:17,682 --> 01:20:19,302 We must retrieve the mask. 1135 01:20:19,302 --> 01:20:22,691 The longer we wait, the more time the hierophant has to consolidate power. 1136 01:20:22,951 --> 01:20:24,851 It will take us days to cross the mountains. 1137 01:20:25,330 --> 01:20:26,710 We have not a moment to loose. 1138 01:20:28,460 --> 01:20:30,719 You journey swiftly back into the king's lands. 1139 01:20:31,049 --> 01:20:36,148 As you go you notice signs of decay that were not there when your adventure began. 1140 01:20:38,298 --> 01:20:41,777 You arrive to find the cathedral guarded by paladins. 1141 01:20:43,877 --> 01:20:45,346 They're gonna be looking for us. 1142 01:20:45,346 --> 01:20:45,396 We'll need a distraction. They're gonna be looking for us. 1143 01:20:45,396 --> 01:20:47,486 We'll need a distraction. 1144 01:20:51,515 --> 01:20:52,105 What? 1145 01:21:08,231 --> 01:21:11,291 Hold peasant! What business brings you to Therin's temple? 1146 01:21:11,701 --> 01:21:13,790 Please father! My husband is dead. 1147 01:21:13,790 --> 01:21:16,450 Raise him with Therin's healing hand. 1148 01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:18,299 Your...husband? 1149 01:21:18,709 --> 01:21:20,779 Yeah, I'm so a woman. 1150 01:21:21,319 --> 01:21:22,788 Be that as it may,... 1151 01:21:22,788 --> 01:21:26,968 Death is a natural thing. We can't ressurect every man that falls. 1152 01:21:26,968 --> 01:21:30,507 Not even if I make a donation to the church? 1153 01:21:33,416 --> 01:21:36,775 Therin's blessing be upon you. 1154 01:21:36,775 --> 01:21:39,095 Escort this lady to the infirmary. 1155 01:22:06,999 --> 01:22:09,749 I...eh... Sorry, Bill. 1156 01:22:28,255 --> 01:22:31,514 That music....I've heard it before. 1157 01:22:32,414 --> 01:22:35,453 It's the hymnth of Therin. It calls forth the love of our goddess. 1158 01:22:39,012 --> 01:22:41,482 Alive? Good! It's time. 1159 01:22:41,842 --> 01:22:43,651 Keep that water handy. 1160 01:22:43,651 --> 01:22:44,411 Ok. 1161 01:22:50,710 --> 01:22:53,119 Hierophant! We beg an audience. 1162 01:22:53,629 --> 01:22:55,399 Ah! Uninvited guests. 1163 01:22:55,669 --> 01:22:56,929 Give us the mask. 1164 01:22:57,269 --> 01:22:58,568 And why would we do this? 1165 01:22:58,778 --> 01:23:00,178 It must be destroyed. 1166 01:23:00,178 --> 01:23:04,197 My dear boy. Why would I wish the mask destroyed? 1167 01:23:04,427 --> 01:23:08,026 It is evil. It must be destroyed for the glory of your goddess. 1168 01:23:08,446 --> 01:23:12,725 Ah! It is for the glory of our goddess that we shall wear the mask. 1169 01:23:13,685 --> 01:23:15,245 How can you not understand? 1170 01:23:15,245 --> 01:23:20,334 Before the threat Mort Kemnon, the people turned their backs on Therin. 1171 01:23:20,764 --> 01:23:23,413 They became complacent, unholy. 1172 01:23:24,333 --> 01:23:27,892 By depriving them of their goddess I've rekindled their faith. 1173 01:23:27,892 --> 01:23:33,301 Their fear of death trives them into the saving light of Therin! 1174 01:23:33,851 --> 01:23:36,070 When the king finds out what you have done... 1175 01:23:36,210 --> 01:23:38,880 The king? The king would not understand. 1176 01:23:38,890 --> 01:23:47,068 Now I rule as king, as hierophant and as avatar of our goddess! 1177 01:23:52,117 --> 01:23:55,736 I brought peace to this unworthy lands. 1178 01:23:55,736 --> 01:23:59,775 I ressurected the glory of the light! 1179 01:23:59,775 --> 01:24:03,775 And only I am deserving of the power of Therin! 1180 01:24:05,284 --> 01:24:09,063 Now...kneel before your new god!! 1181 01:24:31,149 --> 01:24:33,838 You have betrayed your vows and your goddess. 1182 01:24:33,838 --> 01:24:38,287 She will not stand for this blasphemy. And neither will I. 1183 01:24:38,487 --> 01:24:40,077 Then join her in the world beyond. 1184 01:24:47,815 --> 01:24:50,285 Now how did that go...?? 1185 01:24:54,174 --> 01:24:55,504 Ah, yes... 1186 01:24:55,934 --> 01:25:01,682 # Brings me to Therin, goddess of the light... 1187 01:25:01,772 --> 01:25:04,332 - # Her grace... - Goddess? 1188 01:25:04,862 --> 01:25:07,961 Daphne, the heart! Therin is trapped in the heart. 1189 01:25:17,299 --> 01:25:18,919 I am your avatar! 1190 01:25:19,559 --> 01:25:21,638 The light of Therin be upon you. 1191 01:25:55,851 --> 01:25:59,680 Rise, Daphne. 1192 01:25:59,680 --> 01:26:01,200 You have freed me from my prison... 1193 01:26:01,940 --> 01:26:02,910 ...and have my thanks. 1194 01:26:04,659 --> 01:26:07,479 Of all your fellows it was you.. 1195 01:26:07,489 --> 01:26:10,148 ...who never strayed from the path of godness and law. 1196 01:26:11,278 --> 01:26:18,436 And so, as reward, I shall grant you any one wish that you desire. 1197 01:26:21,116 --> 01:26:22,595 No way! 1198 01:26:23,065 --> 01:26:24,565 Limited or unlimited? 1199 01:26:24,965 --> 01:26:27,904 She's a goddess, dude! It's unlimited! 1200 01:26:27,904 --> 01:26:29,374 You could wish for anything. 1201 01:26:29,594 --> 01:26:33,623 Go for levels! You could be like 20th level everything. 1202 01:26:33,863 --> 01:26:38,302 No, no, no, gear! Gear! You could wish for everything that is in those books. 1203 01:26:38,522 --> 01:26:41,242 No, no, no! Don't think small! 1204 01:26:41,242 --> 01:26:46,670 Wish yourself immortal. Have her to make you a goddess as well. 1205 01:26:56,358 --> 01:27:00,398 I wish that you bring Sir Osric back to life. 1206 01:27:02,437 --> 01:27:04,467 As you wish... 1207 01:27:05,706 --> 01:27:09,106 That was awesome! 1208 01:27:09,336 --> 01:27:10,955 That's beautiful. 1209 01:27:11,305 --> 01:27:13,635 That is so freaking stupid! 1210 01:27:13,635 --> 01:27:20,703 I have seen stupid decisions before but that is the single most lame retarded one ever! 1211 01:27:20,873 --> 01:27:25,642 You wasted an unlimited wish! On an NPC! 1212 01:27:27,712 --> 01:27:31,361 How about wishing for more wishes, or advancing our levels,.. 1213 01:27:31,361 --> 01:27:31,761 ..or giving us magical items. How about wishing for more wishes, or advancing our levels,.. 1214 01:27:31,761 --> 01:27:33,780 ..or giving us magical items. 1215 01:27:33,960 --> 01:27:38,010 How about wishing yourself immortal first and then ressurecting him yourself? 1216 01:27:38,110 --> 01:27:40,239 Good god! Could have had anything! 1217 01:27:40,469 --> 01:27:42,339 It's what my character would have done. 1218 01:27:42,649 --> 01:27:45,868 You could have been a god! I know mormones that would have killed for that! 1219 01:27:45,878 --> 01:27:49,407 What was the paladin to us? 1220 01:27:49,657 --> 01:27:49,987 He's not even a real character! 1221 01:27:49,987 --> 01:27:51,417 We can always get more NPCs. He's not even a real character! 1222 01:27:51,417 --> 01:27:54,026 We can always get more NPCs. 1223 01:27:54,086 --> 01:28:01,065 You waste the greatest treasure in the game on nothing but a story decision. 1224 01:28:02,384 --> 01:28:03,134 Should have never gotten you in. 1225 01:28:03,134 --> 01:28:04,144 You ruined my game! That is it! Should have never gotten you in. 1226 01:28:04,144 --> 01:28:09,283 You ruined my game! That is it! 1227 01:28:09,363 --> 01:28:13,602 Damn it, we're gamers! Haven't you learned anything? 1228 01:28:35,757 --> 01:28:37,617 So....what happens next? 1229 01:29:11,990 --> 01:29:13,620 Rise, Flinn! 1230 01:29:13,620 --> 01:29:21,548 You have my thanks! You shall be my herald and spread music and peace to all my people. 1231 01:29:29,106 --> 01:29:32,735 Leo, you gained a level of the Cantor prestige class. 1232 01:29:37,534 --> 01:29:39,514 Rise, Lester. 1233 01:29:40,994 --> 01:29:43,683 You have my thanks. 1234 01:29:43,723 --> 01:29:47,852 I would have you enter my service but I cannot have an evil person... 1235 01:29:47,882 --> 01:29:52,471 I'm not evil! I'm chaotic neutral. Right? 1236 01:29:52,961 --> 01:29:53,821 No. 1237 01:29:53,821 --> 01:29:56,820 - You are evil and a whore. - Totally. 1238 01:30:05,599 --> 01:30:08,618 Gary, you can't remeber any of your spells. 1239 01:30:08,668 --> 01:30:09,588 What did you do to me? 1240 01:30:10,758 --> 01:30:14,947 I've burned away your wickedness and made you whole again. 1241 01:30:15,307 --> 01:30:16,916 Game terms, please. 1242 01:30:17,496 --> 01:30:21,045 I replaced your levels of sorcerer with equal levels of cleric. 1243 01:30:22,855 --> 01:30:25,454 So I have to be.....good? 1244 01:30:25,814 --> 01:30:26,574 Yes. 1245 01:30:28,584 --> 01:30:29,694 Thanks?? 1246 01:30:32,613 --> 01:30:34,692 Where's the monk? 1247 01:30:35,412 --> 01:30:40,181 He is gone. He disagreed with the wisdom of my decision. 1248 01:30:41,031 --> 01:30:50,139 Rise, Sir Osric. I deputize thy Lord High-Marshall of my paladins. 1249 01:31:01,287 --> 01:31:04,036 Go forth, heroes and spread my light.. 1250 01:31:04,036 --> 01:31:07,286 ...to the dark places of the world. 1251 01:31:13,174 --> 01:31:15,834 So I guess that means that the campaign is over, doesn't it? 1252 01:31:16,564 --> 01:31:17,693 This one is, yeah. 1253 01:31:19,213 --> 01:31:21,423 I had a good time. 1254 01:31:22,213 --> 01:31:27,831 Me too. That was different....but cool. 1255 01:31:27,841 --> 01:31:33,330 Mostly cool. I like the way you game. 1256 01:31:34,930 --> 01:31:36,999 Totally in agreement here. 1257 01:31:38,339 --> 01:31:41,518 Well...eh...thanks. Thanks for coming out, guys. 1258 01:31:41,908 --> 01:31:44,008 See ya. 1259 01:31:44,608 --> 01:31:45,638 Thank you, Lodge. 1260 01:31:48,407 --> 01:31:49,847 - Waffles? - Recognized! 1261 01:32:40,176 --> 01:32:42,146 - Awesome! - Very cool! 1262 01:32:42,696 --> 01:32:44,945 And of course, everybody gets promos. 1263 01:32:50,894 --> 01:32:52,044 Thank you. 1264 01:32:54,173 --> 01:32:56,393 I've got one for Cass, since he was in the campaign. 1265 01:33:01,222 --> 01:33:02,841 The story doesn't end here, does it? 1266 01:33:02,971 --> 01:33:06,291 Oh, no, no. Check it out! I have a cool new villain lined up. 1267 01:33:06,291 --> 01:33:09,490 I've got it from a friend of mine. He's kind of a ninja swashbuckler. 1268 01:33:09,550 --> 01:33:11,040 The shadow! 1269 01:33:11,110 --> 01:33:12,169 The shadow? 1270 01:33:12,319 --> 01:33:13,089 The shadow? 1271 01:33:13,549 --> 01:33:14,459 The shadow?! 1272 01:33:26,196 --> 01:33:29,216 Hi guys! What's up, Lodge? 1273 01:33:30,785 --> 01:33:37,694 Eh... why don't you guys go on into the room there. I'll be right there. 1274 01:33:45,502 --> 01:33:49,712 You've got something published. I know you worked really hard on it. 1275 01:33:50,221 --> 01:33:51,521 Thanks. 1276 01:33:53,631 --> 01:34:01,829 I had a look at it and ...ah...it's actually pretty well balanced to tell the truth, so... 1277 01:34:06,088 --> 01:34:10,877 Oh, I heard that you're starting a new campaign and...ah.. 1278 01:34:10,877 --> 01:34:15,316 ..you know...I was thinking that...eh.. 1279 01:34:17,756 --> 01:34:20,795 If...you need another player. 1280 01:34:20,815 --> 01:34:23,344 I could stop by from time to time. 1281 01:34:23,734 --> 01:34:24,944 Why the change of heart? 1282 01:34:32,163 --> 01:34:37,222 You know...if I win....okay...the story ends.. 1283 01:34:37,222 --> 01:34:41,321 ..and I can't avoid to keep going. 1284 01:34:46,570 --> 01:34:49,379 Would you like to join the group, Cass? 1285 01:34:50,499 --> 01:34:53,738 Hey! I'm not doing anything else, yeah! 1286 01:34:54,078 --> 01:34:56,517 Why don't you join the group, Cass? 1287 01:35:04,716 --> 01:35:13,764 Ehm..... I ah...I'll be in the back. Just...ah...I'll be in the back room. 1288 01:35:21,992 --> 01:35:23,542 I....ah...I....ah.....I'am a dick! 1289 01:35:34,130 --> 01:35:34,979 Yes. 1290 01:35:36,239 --> 01:35:37,799 Yeah... 1291 01:35:51,936 --> 01:35:54,165 So, where does this new adventure start? 1292 01:35:55,105 --> 01:35:58,285 Oh, it starts about where you guys left off. 1293 01:35:58,295 --> 01:36:04,793 You have saved the kingdom and restored the peace. 1294 01:36:04,913 --> 01:36:06,183 Or have you?? 1295 01:36:06,183 --> 01:36:09,932 I present to you Lord Osric of Whitetower. 1296 01:36:34,837 --> 01:36:38,446 Sit! Arise! Speak! 1297 01:36:38,486 --> 01:36:42,145 The mask of death! It's gone. Stolen by the shadow. 1298 01:36:43,815 --> 01:36:47,814 It must be recovered. Who will risk their life on this quest? 1299 01:36:53,283 --> 01:36:57,302 You guys just got here. Surely there's another hero in our kingdom.. 1300 01:36:57,302 --> 01:37:00,381 ..that would prefer to go in their place to certain death? 1301 01:37:09,480 --> 01:37:10,729 Alright...it seems unlikely. 1302 01:37:12,109 --> 01:37:13,929 Good luck, then. Off you go! 96793