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[school bell rings]
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- What do cave paintings
teach us
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about early caveman life?
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They teach us cavemen
were pigs and vandals
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who needed discipline to keep
them from drawing on walls.
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Let me tell you
about hieroglyphics...
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- Welcome to Mrs. Godfrey's
social studies class,
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where learning goes to die.
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I mean, don't get me wrong.
Most teachers are great.
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They work hard.
Don't get paid enough.
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Cry in their cars.
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They're basically heroes.
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Godfrey, though.
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Godfrey is the devil!
[growls]
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No, no, no.
Wait, not the devil.
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Chalkzilla.
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[roars]
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Ours is a battle eternal.
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Who will win?
Undecided.
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But I promise you this:
I will not fail.
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My school.
Nay, the world, needs--
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- Nate Wright!
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Detention.
- [grunts]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oof!
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[upbeat music]
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♪ Don't wanna
go to school today ♪
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♪ The sun is red-hot
and I wanna play ♪
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♪ But if I get caught,
they'll make me pay ♪
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♪ Detention again ♪
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♪ Math and social studies
just ain't my thing ♪
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♪ Rockin' with my band
is where I'm king ♪
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♪ Stealin' a teacher's teeth
or bailin' on a test ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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[clatters]
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- Heard about Godfrey.
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- Price of greatness.
What can I do?
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Whoa! Dee Dee.
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Why are dressed like a peanut?
- [grunts]
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Ah! Get me my EpiPen!
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- I'm a cashew actually.
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Drama club is doing
a reimagining of the play
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"A Raisin in the Sun"
from the raisin's POV.
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It's about a bag of trail mix
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that dreams of being more
than just a snack for hippies.
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[gobbling]
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- I wouldn't miss it.
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Unless I ended up in a coma.
Fingers crossed.
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- Nate, friend emergency!
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Nate, is it true?
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- Lot of ways
I can answer that, Francis.
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All of them awesome.
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- Did you get detention again?
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- Oh, yeah, but it's--
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- That's your fourth detention
this week.
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One more, and you'll be...
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Gunted.
- Gunted?!
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No. Nooooo.
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Wait, what's gunting?
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- Let me tell you about
the Legend of the Gunting.
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Brad Gunter was the most
notorious kid at P.S. 38.
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A legendary prankster
and my personal hero.
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He replaced every Frisbee
in school
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with hunks of baloney.
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He made a replica of
Principal Nichols' car...
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- [yelps]
- out of slime.
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He mounted an entire
eighth-grade science class
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on the ceiling.
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[all grunting]
Six kids went to the hospital.
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All of them said
it was worth it.
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Brad Gunter was
the first kid at P.S. 38
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to get five detentions
in one week.
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After that,
Brad Gunter disappeared.
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No one ever saw him again.
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- According to legend,
since then,
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any kid who gets five
detentions disappears as well.
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- [gasps]
Don't let them gunt you down!
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They can salt me.
They can coat me in honey.
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They can even roast me,
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but I'll never give up
where you are.
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That's from my monologue
in the play.
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- Look, getting gunted
isn't a problem
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because I only have
two detentions, including--
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- Uh, think again.
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- [grunts]
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- Detention one.
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- Who'd like to feed Sheila?
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- I got this, Mr. G.
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- Ah! Their claws are
like a hundred scissors!
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- Detention two.
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- Need some help, Mr. Rosa?
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- Thanks, Nate, but only
teachers are legally authorized
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to touch school equipment.
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- [laughs] Right.
Like that's a real law.
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[all grunt, then scream]
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- Detention three.
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And including the one
from this morning--
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- Okay. Okay, fine.
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But it's Thursday, so
the chances of me getting--
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- It's Tuesday.
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- What?! Tuesday?
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Francis, how could you
let this happen?
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- Me?
- You're the obsessive,
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trustworthy one who's supposed
to save me from myself.
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- [chuckles]
Burn.
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- I have a responsibility
to my fan base at P.S. 38
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not to disappear.
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They need me for leadership,
inspiration,
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and most importantly,
dream weaving.
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- Nate Wright
speaks truth to power.
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- Okay, so what are you
going to do?
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- Only thing I can do:
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lay low until
the Gunting is over.
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[mysterious music]
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♪ ♪
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- Laying low. Hoo-ha!
[school bell rings]
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[laughter]
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- Nate Wright!
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- Oh, no!
Mrs. Godfrey!
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- [laughs]
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Oh, I got you good, man.
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- Aw, come on, Teddy.
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Well, okay.
I guess you heard too.
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- Oh, yeah.
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Nate Wright's possible Gunting,
big news!
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[laughs]
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[sadly] I'm going to miss you.
- Everyone's attention.
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Principal Nichols is here
to address the class.
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Please show him more respect
than you've ever shown me.
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- Oh...
- [whimpers]
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- Hello, fellow kids.
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Can I get a "what-what"?!
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- What-what!
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all: Ugh.
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- Fabulous! All right.
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So your favorite principal
needs a favor.
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A new student starts today--
Bentley Carter.
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- Bentley Carter?
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As in the Carter family
who owns half of Maine?
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- Why would they send their kid
here to P.S. 38?
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There are more rats
in the school than students.
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- Only during mating season.
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[laughs nervously,
then clears throat]
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What I do know is that now,
if all goes well,
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his rich parents
might finally build us
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that drone racetrack
you've all been asking for it.
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Heh, heh?
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- I don't think
we've ever asked for that.
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- Not once.
- Nope.
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- So I need someone
to show Bentley around.
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I would consider it...
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a personal favor.
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- [gasps]
"Personal favor"?
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Ooh! Uh, Principal Nichols.
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[school bell rings]
[laughter]
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- Nate, my boy, I can't thank
you enough for doing this.
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- Hey, I'm just glad
I can help.
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- Ah, here's
our new recruit now.
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- Huh?
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[eerie music]
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♪ ♪
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- [giggles darkly]
[fly buzzes]
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- Oh, uh, I thought he was
supposed to be crazy rich.
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- You got
the "crazy" part right.
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- Bentley Carter
meet Nate Wright,
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one of our standout students.
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He's offered
to show you around.
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- Hey, man.
Nice to meet you.
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- [giggles darkly]
- [grunts]
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- I'm sensing
a love connection here, heh?
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Which means
my responsibility is done.
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Drone Racetrack.
Make me proud.
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- Check it out.
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I pranked the principal
and stole his underpants.
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all: What?
- Bentley!
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That...is impressive.
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- Bentley, you can't steal
the principal's underwear.
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- I guess that means I should
give his wallet back too.
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- Whoa. Okay.
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Bentley, that's gone
far enough.
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- Hmm?
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Oh.
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Oh, no.
Not again.
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- Oh, that was close.
But listen, Bentley, you--
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- He just ran off down
the hall, giggling.
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- [giggles darkly]
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- Give me back my crutches--
oof!
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[ominous moan]
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[Italian mob music]
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♪ ♪
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[dramatic musical sting]
- [gasps]
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Oh, my!
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The vegetarian surprise
has run away.
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Again.
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- P.S. 38 can feel
a little big, Bentley,
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but once you find your place,
things get easier.
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- I noticed there's no locks
on the fences.
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What keeps you guys
from escaping?
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[giggles darkly]
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So I hear you're a prank guy,
like me.
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Maybe we could team up, like
Jack the Ripper and Dracula.
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- Those were bad guys.
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- [chuckles]
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Baby steps, Bentley.
I'm pretty advanced.
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[grunts]
- Hey, watch out.
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- Hey, Nate,
check this prank out.
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[grunting]
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[panting]
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- Oh, I'd say that's more
malicious vandalism
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than a prank,
but good try, Bentley.
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Uh, Bentley?
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- [sighs]
He took off giggling again.
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- Hey, that's school property!
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- You've seen our ball,
sixth-grader?
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- Ball?
What is this ball you speak of?
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[laughs nervously]
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- Let's get him!
He's trying to confuse us.
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- We need to find out more
about Bentley Carter.
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- Wet towels go in the bin
near the door, Bentley.
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Forget, and Coach John
will lose it.
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Right, Chad?
- Oh yeah.
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He takes it really seriously.
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[whispers]
He was in the war.
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- What does that have to do
with wet towels?
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- I have no idea.
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- [whistles]
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- [giggles darkly]
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- [screams]
Thundering marsupials!
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We're under attack!
Wait, what?
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- [whistles]
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- Hey, Coach John.
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[alarm blares]
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- Chad!
[whistle toots]
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- Thank you for your service.
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- I still think Nate's
freaking out over nothing.
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Brad Gunter is a myth.
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Like Big Foot.
Or trans fats.
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- Group meeting
under the table. Now.
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- Mm-mm-mm.
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- This is just like the table
I sleep under at home.
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- Problems with
your new BFF Bentley?
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- Yes! And whose fault
is that, Francis?
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- Me? I didn't see them trying
to stop you volunteering.
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- [laughs] Oh, I'd never
trust myself to give advice.
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I know my limitations.
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- And I was in character
as a cashew.
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If the subject had been
dry roasting, maybe.
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- Okay. Okay. Okay.
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Francis knows he messed up.
No need to rub it in.
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- Ugh.
- We need to do something
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or Bentley's pranks
are gonna get me gunted.
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- Hmm. I bet we can get a look
at his transcripts.
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- Code Red at 12:00.
253
00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:55,219
- All right, meeting's over.
254
00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:58,048
Get up there and get rid of him
before he spots me.
255
00:10:58,134 --> 00:11:00,921
- Hey there, classmates.
Nate around?
256
00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:04,489
I wanted to show him this jar
of wingless murder crickets
257
00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:06,490
I'm gonna release
on the lunch line.
258
00:11:06,577 --> 00:11:08,405
They are the biting kind.
259
00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,059
Don't ask
who tore off the wings.
260
00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:11,888
It was me.
[murder crickets shrieking]
261
00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:14,456
- You can't let him do it!
262
00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:16,413
- Oh. Sorry, Bentley.
263
00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,111
Nate left already.
264
00:11:18,198 --> 00:11:21,245
Could you hold off
on the crickets a skosh?
265
00:11:21,331 --> 00:11:24,422
[chuckles] Yeah, I'm sure
he wouldn't want to miss it.
266
00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:27,120
- Gotcha.
I don't want to disappoint him.
267
00:11:27,207 --> 00:11:31,081
I never had a bestie before,
like Nate.
268
00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:34,432
- I know he feels the same--
[yelps]
269
00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:36,652
- Is anyone gonna eat
that burrito?
270
00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:39,046
- Oh, that's Chad's, but he's--
- [giggles darkly]
271
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:41,744
- Oh! Oh, there's beans
in my eyes.
272
00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:43,485
Beans!
- Galvin's hit.
273
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:46,400
- [yawns]
Hey, what did I miss?
274
00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:47,967
- He did it!
275
00:11:48,054 --> 00:11:49,709
- Chad!
[whistle toots]
276
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:52,624
- [giggles darkly]
277
00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:55,845
- Now get on those transcripts
or more innocents like Chad
278
00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,193
are gonna get hurt.
[crashes]
279
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,636
- So any fun plans
for today at school?
280
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,552
[both muttering]
281
00:12:08,639 --> 00:12:10,206
[chuckles]
I get it.
282
00:12:10,293 --> 00:12:12,993
I didn't like school either
when I was your age.
283
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,645
Then I got older
and life came along
284
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,083
and my dreams
of being a musician gave way
285
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:19,086
to the reality
of being a single dad
286
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:20,870
and making a living, and, uh...
287
00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:26,267
I'm gonna go get some more milk
from the cow--the fridge,
288
00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:29,096
in the garage.
[sobbing]
289
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:32,316
- So I hear
you're gonna get gunted.
290
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:34,578
♪ A-gunting you will go,
a-gunting you will go ♪
291
00:12:34,665 --> 00:12:36,668
- What?! Who told you that?
- You think we don't hear
292
00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:38,365
about that kind of stuff
in high school?
293
00:12:38,452 --> 00:12:41,282
Oh, and FYI,
I am totally using your bedroom
294
00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:43,806
as a Pilates studio
when you inevitably disappear.
295
00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:45,503
- The Gunting is a legend.
296
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:48,375
[chuckles]
Nobody really believes it.
297
00:12:48,462 --> 00:12:49,419
Right?
298
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,380
[spooky music]
299
00:12:53,467 --> 00:12:56,644
[evil laughter]
300
00:12:56,731 --> 00:12:59,735
- You sure we're supposed
to meet Dee Dee now?
301
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:02,172
- Yep. If we're gonna
find anything on Bentley,
302
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:04,566
it'll be
in Principal Nichol's office.
303
00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:06,307
And just after lunch
304
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:08,657
is when he takes
his secret nap in his car.
305
00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:11,181
- [snoring]
306
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:13,836
- The internet
is going to love this.
307
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,794
- Not really much of a secret.
308
00:13:15,881 --> 00:13:18,274
- All that matters is
his office is empty.
309
00:13:18,361 --> 00:13:20,799
[flashy spy music]
310
00:13:20,886 --> 00:13:24,368
- Why are you dressed
like a...mall piano player?
311
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:25,892
- Yeah, one that goes
home alone every night
312
00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:27,283
to his 20 year old cat
313
00:13:27,370 --> 00:13:29,982
and cries into a bowl
of cold spaghetti.
314
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:32,768
Aw, I'm gonna call my Abuelo.
315
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,769
- I'm in character as Jane Bond
316
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,990
from last year's
all-female re-imagining
317
00:13:37,076 --> 00:13:39,774
of the 007 classic,
"Thunderball."
318
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:42,691
♪ ♪
319
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:45,736
I took an online course
on espionage for research.
320
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:46,913
Picked up a few things.
321
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,130
Stay close.
322
00:13:55,659 --> 00:13:57,183
All clear.
323
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,359
Fan out.
324
00:14:05,539 --> 00:14:06,583
- Let's see.
325
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:07,585
"Drone & Country."
326
00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,109
"Drone Appetit."
327
00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:10,413
"This Old Drone."
328
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:11,720
Hmm...
329
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,852
- Huh, transcripts.
330
00:14:15,549 --> 00:14:17,072
[gasps]
331
00:14:17,159 --> 00:14:21,120
Guys, check this out.
[both gasp]
332
00:14:21,207 --> 00:14:23,297
We need to tell someone
about this
333
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,515
before that fifth detention
Nate is avoiding
334
00:14:25,602 --> 00:14:28,345
[dramatically]
finally catches up to him.
335
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:31,217
- Bentley, you have to stop!
- [giggles darkly]
336
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,176
- And where did you get
all these piglets?
337
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,613
[pigs oinking]
338
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:46,841
[panting]
339
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:49,235
- Oh. Hey, new bestie.
340
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:52,107
You going to the assembly?
341
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,849
- Bentley,
the pranks need to stop.
342
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,764
If they don't,
someone's going to get hurt.
343
00:14:55,850 --> 00:14:57,548
- [giggles darkly]
344
00:14:57,634 --> 00:15:01,160
Isn't that what makes
pranks fun? The pain?
345
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,206
- No! I mean...
[chuckles]
346
00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:05,991
Look, look, I get it.
You admire me.
347
00:15:06,078 --> 00:15:08,254
I mean, see the respect I get.
348
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,386
- Seems like most people
just ignore you.
349
00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:13,433
- It's subtle.
Look regardless, I'm done.
350
00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:14,739
I can't keep protecting you.
351
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:17,046
- I didn't ask
for your protection.
352
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,918
Wait, what's the matter, Nate?
353
00:15:19,004 --> 00:15:21,136
Afraid of a little competition?
354
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:24,052
- Oh, no.
Nate Wright knows no fear.
355
00:15:24,139 --> 00:15:25,227
Yeah, that's right.
356
00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:27,577
I'm speaking
in the third person.
357
00:15:27,664 --> 00:15:30,754
- I like this school.
Think I might stay awhile.
358
00:15:30,841 --> 00:15:33,279
Thought we'd make a good team,
but if not,
359
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,543
maybe we'd make
for better rivals
360
00:15:35,629 --> 00:15:39,677
like Frankenstein
and Amelia Earhart.
361
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:40,940
[happily]
Gotta go!
362
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,072
Don't want to be late
for the assembly.
363
00:15:43,158 --> 00:15:45,945
Or should I say "disassembly"?
364
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,643
[giggles darkly]
365
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:49,338
- [growls]
366
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,519
- "Destined for awesomeness"?
367
00:15:56,606 --> 00:15:58,479
Pfft. Right.
368
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,697
- You okay over there?
- [gasps]
369
00:16:00,784 --> 00:16:02,308
Hello?
370
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:05,485
Oh, sorry.
I thought I was alone.
371
00:16:05,572 --> 00:16:06,835
- I can hear you moping
from over here.
372
00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:09,793
What's going on?
- [sighs]
373
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,971
You know that feeling when
something bad is gonna happen,
374
00:16:12,057 --> 00:16:14,755
and, well, you want to stop it,
but if you do,
375
00:16:14,842 --> 00:16:17,453
you'll get that fifth detention
and disappear
376
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,107
and never see
your friends again
377
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,980
or be able to shoot cheesy
snacks into your dad's face?
378
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,068
[whimpers]
379
00:16:23,155 --> 00:16:24,940
That's how I feel.
380
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,508
Like I blew it instead
of being who I want to be.
381
00:16:29,639 --> 00:16:31,642
Who I should be.
382
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:35,602
- "Destined for awesomeness"?
- Yeah.
383
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:38,084
I mean, I didn't think
it would be so hard.
384
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,823
- [chuckles]
385
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,610
If it was easy, Nate,
everyone would be awesome.
386
00:16:46,352 --> 00:16:48,094
- Hey, wait, how do you know
who I am?
387
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,485
Who are you?
388
00:16:49,572 --> 00:16:52,053
- I go by many names.
389
00:16:52,140 --> 00:16:55,404
The ancient Mayans called me
Babajide el Embaucador.
390
00:16:55,491 --> 00:16:56,711
In the time of Romans,
391
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:59,018
I was known
as Augustus Qui Decipitur.
392
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,149
But here, at P.S. 38,
393
00:17:01,236 --> 00:17:03,804
you know me
by a different name.
394
00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,240
- Brad Gunter?!
395
00:17:05,327 --> 00:17:07,939
But according to legend,
396
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:11,290
Brad Gunter disappeared
years ago.
397
00:17:11,377 --> 00:17:13,815
How can you be here?
- [chuckles]
398
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,685
I'm a legend, kid,
399
00:17:15,772 --> 00:17:18,384
and legends get to come and go
as they please.
400
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,169
You could be a legend
someday too
401
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:21,387
if you remember
one simple thing.
402
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,652
- Oh, yeah?
What's that?
403
00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,958
- Those who are destined
for awesomeness
404
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,394
never keep their heads down.
405
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,919
[heroic music]
406
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:32,660
My work here is done.
407
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:33,922
[toilet flushes]
408
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:35,183
- Hmm?
[gasps]
409
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:42,278
Whoa! I have no idea
if that really just happened,
410
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:45,628
but it doesn't matter because
I know what I need to do.
411
00:17:50,155 --> 00:17:51,592
all: Whoa!
412
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:54,550
[screaming]
413
00:17:58,032 --> 00:18:00,730
- [chuckles nervously]
- Ow! My sternum.
414
00:18:00,817 --> 00:18:03,559
- Before we begin, I'd like
to thank the janitorial staff
415
00:18:03,646 --> 00:18:06,214
for their continued
gum initiative.
416
00:18:06,301 --> 00:18:09,784
As of today, they have
collected over 40 pounds of gum
417
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:12,916
from beneath school desks
now, children.
418
00:18:13,003 --> 00:18:15,833
[janitorial staff screaming]
419
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,008
According to
the science teachers,
420
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,534
some of that gum is from 1821,
421
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,449
which is curiously
before the school was built.
422
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:24,232
So, way to hustle, boys.
Way to hustle.
423
00:18:24,319 --> 00:18:26,192
Way to hu--oh, that's a lot
of gum. That's a lot of gum.
424
00:18:26,278 --> 00:18:27,932
[crashes]
- Ow! My other sternum.
425
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,369
- Now to proceed
with today's assembly,
426
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:31,674
I am here
to talk to you about...
427
00:18:31,761 --> 00:18:33,373
- Oh, no.
428
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:36,506
[dramatic music]
429
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:39,161
- [giggles darkly]
430
00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:44,165
- Oh, this is exciting, kids,
because...
431
00:18:44,252 --> 00:18:45,211
- [gasps]
432
00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:48,257
- Hmm? Hmm.
433
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:49,779
[evil laughter]
434
00:18:49,866 --> 00:18:52,042
- [panting]
435
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:56,656
Sometimes
the choice is simple.
436
00:18:56,743 --> 00:18:58,572
Your social studies teacher
has turned
437
00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:01,096
into a Kaiju monster
438
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:04,185
and you must slay her before
danger comes to the princess,
439
00:19:04,272 --> 00:19:05,752
who, in this case,
is your principal.
440
00:19:05,839 --> 00:19:07,580
- [cutely]
Oh, hi!
441
00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:10,148
- Which actually looks
pretty good on him.
442
00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:15,284
[grunting]
443
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:18,243
[heroic music]
444
00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:23,944
♪ ♪
445
00:19:24,031 --> 00:19:26,773
[screams, then grunts]
446
00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:28,166
[all scream]
447
00:19:28,253 --> 00:19:29,645
- Oh.
448
00:19:29,732 --> 00:19:32,866
So that's where
the vegetarian surprise went.
449
00:19:32,953 --> 00:19:35,565
[moans]
450
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:38,960
- [softly] Nate. Hey, Nate.
- Huh? What?
451
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:41,048
[growls] Nate. Wake up.
You're a hero!
452
00:19:41,135 --> 00:19:43,573
- [groans]
A little help.
453
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,401
[splattering]
454
00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,490
- Uh, no, thank you.
- [gags]
455
00:19:47,576 --> 00:19:50,363
You smell like an otter
bathing in hot dog water.
456
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:53,713
- I was gonna say burnt cabbage
lathered in diaper sauce.
457
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,585
- What happened?
458
00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:59,153
- We found
Bentley's transcript.
459
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,678
- Did he fill this out
in crayon?
460
00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:05,551
- Yeah, and check out the photo
above his name.
461
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,292
- Nichols must have been
so excited
462
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:08,903
about getting a rich kid
in this school,
463
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:10,512
he never looked
at the transcripts.
464
00:20:10,599 --> 00:20:12,079
- You can't prove that.
465
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:15,952
- So if Bentley's not Bentley,
then who's Bentley?
466
00:20:16,039 --> 00:20:19,305
- Turns out his real name
is Merl Lazenbee
467
00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:20,871
and he's an escapee
468
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:25,006
from the Institution
for Criminally Insane Tweens.
469
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:28,401
Apparently, he's done this same
thing before at other schools.
470
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:30,576
- Fortunately,
Dee Dee alerted me.
471
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,144
I, in turn, called my lawyer,
who after determining
472
00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:35,843
the school was not liable,
called the authorities.
473
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:37,452
- I'll get your underpants!
474
00:20:37,539 --> 00:20:39,238
I'll get all your underpantses!
475
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,282
Oh, we'll see each other again.
476
00:20:41,369 --> 00:20:43,198
Might not be
for another 40 years,
477
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:46,854
but you and me,
we got a bond, Nate Wright.
478
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:49,290
Like Stalin and Hercules.
479
00:20:49,377 --> 00:20:50,291
- Can't wait!
480
00:20:50,378 --> 00:20:52,859
Hold on. Yes, I can.
Buh-bye.
481
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:55,165
- Phew! I owe you, Nate,
482
00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:57,733
and your friends,
a debt of thanks.
483
00:20:57,820 --> 00:21:01,651
- So I'm not gonna get
that fifth detention?
484
00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:03,784
- Let's not get ahead
of ourselves.
485
00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:05,741
You're still a degenerate.
486
00:21:05,828 --> 00:21:09,049
- No. In fact, after what
you've done for the school,
487
00:21:09,136 --> 00:21:11,791
I'm clearing
all your detentions.
488
00:21:11,878 --> 00:21:14,316
- [growls]
489
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:16,012
- This week.
490
00:21:16,099 --> 00:21:18,102
- [laughs nervously]
491
00:21:18,189 --> 00:21:19,451
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
492
00:21:19,538 --> 00:21:21,236
- And there you have it.
493
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,151
Brad Gunter was right.
494
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:27,373
Those destined for awesomeness
never keep their heads down.
495
00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:29,548
Yep.
You see how they look at me.
496
00:21:29,635 --> 00:21:31,376
The envy. Jealousy.
497
00:21:31,463 --> 00:21:33,814
Admiration.
498
00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:36,643
Heavy is the head
that wears the crown.
499
00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:40,733
Fortunately,
I draw a really good crown.
500
00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:42,474
- Nate Wright.
- Huh?
501
00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:46,347
- Someday,
you'll be awesome too.
502
00:21:46,434 --> 00:21:47,740
I can feel it.
503
00:21:47,827 --> 00:21:50,656
♪ ♪
504
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:54,835
- ♪ Will you stand above me? ♪
[laughter]
505
00:21:54,922 --> 00:21:59,186
♪ Look my way, never love me ♪
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♪ Rain keeps-- ♪
[clang]
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- Sorry!
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[upbeat music]
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