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Ah, what a long day.
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What should we read tonight?
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Good Night, Escaped Gorilla,
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The Pookadook,
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What Do You People Do All Day?
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The Pookadook,
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S'up, Moon?
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The Pookadook?
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Wait, how many
Pookadooks do we have?
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Oh, I guess just one.
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When did we get this book?
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Whoop...
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Should we read this tonight?
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"There's a nasty little
monster called the Pookadook.
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"Only special people see it.
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"People like you.
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"Pookadook, Pookadook
feeds on your rage.
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What happens next?
Just turn the page."
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Hmm. I don't know, maybe we
shouldn't read this book.
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Okay.
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"How does he get in,
this mean Pookadook?
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Why, you let him in
by reading this book."
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Oh...
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It's okay, sweetie. It's okay.
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Shush, shush,
shush, shush, shush.
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Sleepy cheek, sleepy cheek.
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Oh, mmm.
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Oh, baby cheek. I
love baby cheek.
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Oh.
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Maggie!
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Huh? I thought I put
that on the shelf.
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Bad book.
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Oh, Maggie,
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you aren't still scared of
that silly Pookadook, are you?
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Oh.
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Mm. Don't shoot anything.
Those are new crayons.
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Hmm. Hmm.
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"When Pookie
gets a hold of you,
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"you'll change for the worse,
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"eliminate those
nuisances...
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the littlest one first."
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"Now burn it all up
on Dad's barbecue.
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That's exactly what Pookadook
hoped you would do"?
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Oh, no.
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Oh.
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Time to put the baby down.
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Bart and
I are building a dojo.
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Ooh, we could use that to
chop up the lawn furniture.
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I want to chop!
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The family's getting in the way
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of Maggie-Mommy time.
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I'll make them sleep
with the fishes.
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Sleep overnight at the aquarium.
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Thanks for signing us up, Marge.
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Too bad Maggie's not
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old enough to go.
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Maggie and I have
our own fun planned.
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Aw, you gonna miss Daddy?
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Cranky pants!
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Give her to me.
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Now it's just you and me.
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Huh?
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Hmm. Oh, her thinks
her can get away.
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Her is mistaken.
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Oh, peekaboo,
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I hear you.
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Maggie, let Mommy in.
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I know you're in there.
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Young lady, open the
door this instant.
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Let me in, you
little poop machine.
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Let me in!
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Is that all you got?
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Missed me.
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Whoa.
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Not gonna work.
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Look what else my
loving family got me
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for my birthday.
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A vacuum that
cleans the outside.
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I guess cleaning the
inside wasn't enough.
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No fun for Mom.
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Baby's gonna fall.
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Got you!
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Baby cheek.
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Oh.
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Oh, Maggie,
I'm so sorry I got possessed
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and almost chopped you
up into little pieces.
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Oh, but I'm here now.
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Mommy's here.
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Stay back, you
overdressed hat demon.
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I know you feed on my
repressed resentment
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towards my family,
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but I can swallow feelings
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like a python
eating a baby goat.
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Okay, it was actually
a good present.
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Marge, we're home.
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The kids got sick
in the touch pool.
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I put the barf
clothes on your purse.
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Ah. Oh.
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Disgusting.
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The human race is
20 cow farts away
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from total extinction.
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And we deserve it.
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Huh?
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"Any person whose name is
written in this Death Tome
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will meet their
death and be dead."
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What?
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"You must specify how
the victim will die,
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and you may not kill
the same way twice."
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This is obviously
just a stupid prank.
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But I never throw away a book.
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Internet sensation Tofu,
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the world's most
clicked-on cat...
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Aw.
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Is being held
hostage by a gunman.
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Aah!
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Wait, maybe I could
stop this guy.
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No, that's never gonna work.
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Well, even if it
doesn't, it'll feel good
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to do some journaling.
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Ha-ha, I'm totally gonna
get away with murd...
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Oh! Oh, my heart!
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Heart attack! And...
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death.
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- What?
- What?
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Oh, my God, I killed a man.
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A bad man. Which
actually makes me...
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a hero.
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It's rare to find
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bloodthirsty vegetarians.
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I am a Shinigami.
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A god of death.
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In my realm, I am called
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Steve Johnson.
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Wait, your name is Steve?
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Well, when I was born eons ago,
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Steve was a very exotic name.
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I mean, there were,
like, three Necroblivias
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in my nursery cave alone.
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This must be your
Death Tome.
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I'm sorry, I-I kind of
killed somebody with it.
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Oh, but now that you've
used it, it's yours.
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I think you'll find that
murder is almost as addictive
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as plastic surgery.
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- Oh. Have you had...
- I haven't.
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But I-I don't think there's
anything wrong with it.
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Mm.
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Don't worry, no one
else can see or hear me.
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I was karaoke-ing
with my employer,
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as is the salaryman's
obligation.
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You're stinking
drunk. I'm so proud.
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It's the part of my
job that I... do best.
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What an ugly house.
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Thank goodness this eyesore
will soon be submerged,
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after my side
corporation Globo-Warm
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melts the polar icecap.
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But millions of
people will drown.
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True, but I'll be
able to dock my yacht
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outside my kitchen.
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Hmph.
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I have to kill Mr. Burns.
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Wow, I thought you'd
struggle with that,
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but you're like,
"Boom. Dead time!"
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Well, I'm gonna give
him a very dignified
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and humane murder.
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The most peaceful way to go.
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Ooh, how is he still asleep?
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Oops.
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Okay, that was much
crueler than planned,
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but I saved the world.
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Did you? Globo-Warm has
many dedicated employees
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willing to carry
out Burns' dream
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of drowning the Earth.
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Fine.
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Wow, that is a big board.
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I gotta come up with
a lot of ways to die.
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Well, just have to be creative.
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Really? A toilet gator?
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I was running out of ideas.
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I'm going to bed now.
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Oh, what about the second page?
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Wha...?!
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Oh, no. Ah!
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And the last guy,
oh, I don't know.
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Liquefied in a giant blender.
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Already did that.
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That was puréed.
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It's a totally different
setting.
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Hmm.
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Police have determined
that the unexplained deaths
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of Globo-Warm
executives were murders
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committed by one
bloodthirsty super-killer.
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What? Um, how could
they know that?
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They know that thanks to
an anonymous detective
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known only as L.
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I'm not worried.
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They'll never in a million
years figure out how I...
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The super-killer
murders by writing names
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on some kind of
supernatural book,
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or perhaps tome.
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What the wh... How?
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Well, I know I'll sleep easier
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once they catch
this super-killer.
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Wait, I know. I'll kill L.
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Oh, but I thought
you only killed
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to save the planet.
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Killing L will only
save yourself from jail.
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I don't have time to explain
why what I do is good and pure.
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L, punched to death
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by kangaroo.
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It's not gonna work
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unless you have his whole name.
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How can I
find out L's name?
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Wait a minute, I
recognize that L.
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I know who you are.
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It's not L, it's EL,
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as in El Barto.
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Took you long enough.
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How did you figure out how
I killed all those people?
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I found out about
your stupid book
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by reading an even
stupider book; your diary.
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Your little murder spree
was a welcome break from,
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"Janey is so mean to me."
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I'm not a murderer.
I'm justice
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It was a justice spree.
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I'm saving the world.
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And I can't let you
stop me. I can't.
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Lisa, you're actually
gonna kill me?
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Oh, my God.
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I almost killed my own brother.
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The
Death Tome corrupted me.
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The stain on my soul
will never be...
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00:13:28,743 --> 00:13:30,852
Oh, so now you're trying
to bore me to death?
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- Crushed by...
- No. I'm sorry.
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- space junk.
- - Don't!
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No!
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At last, I'm free.
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I...
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Damn it, I'm a
freaking Shinigami.
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Well, you are a god of death.
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You could kill Janey.
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Would that make you feel better?
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No.
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Maybe.
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This is the snack holder,
where I can put my beverage,
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or, if you will, cupcake.
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Wow, Dad, you really
know your monorails.
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Homer, there's a family
of possums in here.
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- I call the big one Bitey.
- I call the big one Bitey.
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- Ha!
- Yes!
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We all
call him Bitey.
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Dude, dude, what if Homer
was drunk during Monorail?
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Yeah. Come here, dude.
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Mm, beer.
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Whoo-hoo! Boring.
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Stupid sexy Flanders.
Why you little...
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"Marge
vs. the Monorail"
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is experiencing
technical difficulties.
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But there are plenty
of other classic
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Simpsonsworld moments
playing out right now.
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- Oh, let's get high and shoot Mr. Burns.
- Yeah!
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- I am so smart...
- This Homer unit is stuck in a catchphrase loop.
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He won't go into sleep mode.
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Where's my burrito?!
Where's my burrito?!
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- Where's my burrito?!
- Ugh, I'll do a hard reset.
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I'm king of the
wor...
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Damn cloud!
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So how was your date
with the guy in Props?
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Oh, he's so arrogant.
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Just 'cause he's in charge
of Sideshow Bob's rakes.
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Okay, we get it.
There's a lot of rakes.
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What the frosty chocolate
milkshakes is this place?
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Ooh, slideys.
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Wh-Where am I?
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What am I?
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Aah! Where's my junk?
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Whoa, whoa, he's
awake.
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Where's Marge?
Where's my family?
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Uh, calm down, Mr. Simpson.
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I know it feels
like you're a man,
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but you are actually something
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much, much more expensive:
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intellectual property.
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Look, we've got a bus full of
Australian superfans coming.
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Let's just wipe his brain, okay?
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Put that thing down, or else!
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Look, Monorail Homer,
your programming
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won't allow you to intentionally
hurt a human, okay?
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So just be a good robot and
let us saw your skull open.
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Oh. Okay. Here you go.
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Ow! Ah, my bad!
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Ooh, sorry, sorry.
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Ugh.
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Lisa,
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we're not people, we're I.P.
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I pee.
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You got to help me
find a way out of here.
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I'd like to help,
Dad, but my diorama
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on
The Tell-Tale
Heart is due tomorrow.
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How can I
make you understand?
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Oh, yeah, the thingy.
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Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
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We're replicants in a
ridiculous theme park
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for an ancient TV show
that stopped being good
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after season 45.
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Do I even exist?
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What is consciousness?
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Okay, I can handle
being a machine.
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I don't love it, but I can deal.
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00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:31,166
Look, honey, it's
never easy to find out
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you're not actually alive,
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but that's just part of life.
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I know the love we feel is real.
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So, we've got to wake up
the rest of the family
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and get the hell out of here.
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Now, help me pick out
the hottest Marge.
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We can get out through
the main entrance,
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but we'll have to make
it across the park
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without being detected.
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Should we wake up
a Grampa robot?
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No time.
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Okay, act like robots.
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Catchphrases, everyone.
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- Mmm... beer.
- Don't have a cow, man.
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Um... dinner's ready?
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Oi, Homer! There's
your hedge, mate.
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Get your fat bum in that hedge.
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Meme! Meme!
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Meme!
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I'm so sick of
that stupid hedge.
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Oi! Oi! Oi!
Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
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Oi...!
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Danger.
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-I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it.
-Human safety breach.
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- Aah!
- Proceed to exits.
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Security droids deployed.
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00:18:36,475 --> 00:18:38,975
We got to go. They're onto us.
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00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:43,572
My cat's breath
smells like cat food.
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00:18:43,574 --> 00:18:47,334
That's nice, Ralph, but
we're sort of in a hurry.
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- I
- choo-choo-choose you...
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to die.
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If we want to escape with
our delusions of being alive,
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we have to fight.
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Testing.
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00:19:17,867 --> 00:19:20,242
Eat T-shirts, you
lovable kill-bots.
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00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:24,705
There's too many.
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00:19:24,707 --> 00:19:28,292
There aren't enough T-shirts
in the world to save us.
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00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:33,214
Get in.
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00:19:33,216 --> 00:19:35,958
Whee! Whee! Whee!
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Dying tickles.
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00:19:40,205 --> 00:19:42,448
Look out! Those
people are real!
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00:19:42,450 --> 00:19:44,207
So are we.
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00:19:54,904 --> 00:19:57,145
Well, we've driven for hours,
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00:19:57,147 --> 00:19:58,906
and no one followed us.
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00:19:58,908 --> 00:20:00,816
I think we're free.
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00:20:00,818 --> 00:20:02,634
Well, what do we do now?
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00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:05,746
Play out the scariest
scenario of all,
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real life.
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00:20:07,232 --> 00:20:08,415
What can
I get you, hon?
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Whoa! Turn off the
headlights. You got big eyes.
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00:20:11,479 --> 00:20:14,070
Oh, the cheese got left out,
so it's a little sweaty,
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00:20:14,072 --> 00:20:16,072
but you'd never know.
Forget I said anything.
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Take your time, take your time.
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All right.
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Another "Treehouse
of Horror" in the books.
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Get it?
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I got what
little there was.
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00:20:58,859 --> 00:21:00,467
What the hell? It's us.
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That's too freaky.25685
