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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:48,667 --> 00:00:52,300 If history is written by the winners, 4 00:00:52,333 --> 00:00:55,400 what happens to the rest of us? 5 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:04,900 Are we just... erased? 6 00:01:08,167 --> 00:01:12,233 What if I were to say to you that there are no facts? 7 00:01:12,267 --> 00:01:15,233 That... that it's just interpretation? 8 00:01:15,267 --> 00:01:18,233 That history is just a fiction? 9 00:01:18,267 --> 00:01:20,167 A social construction, 10 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,733 constantly being rewritten 11 00:01:22,767 --> 00:01:27,700 to reinforce the ideology of the present? Yes. 12 00:01:27,733 --> 00:01:30,700 Facts still happen, right? 13 00:01:30,733 --> 00:01:32,833 So how is history a fiction? 14 00:01:32,867 --> 00:01:35,133 Think about your family growing up. 15 00:01:35,167 --> 00:01:37,633 Events happened. 16 00:01:37,667 --> 00:01:39,233 Your brother was born. 17 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:42,800 Your parents had a fight. 18 00:01:42,833 --> 00:01:45,667 Your sister got into trouble. 19 00:01:45,700 --> 00:01:50,067 But if I were to ask your siblings about your childhood, 20 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:52,633 I guarantee it, you get a different history. 21 00:01:52,667 --> 00:01:56,200 Your brother might say... 22 00:01:56,233 --> 00:01:57,967 Professor Birch. 23 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,867 Your class brought in their papers. 24 00:01:59,900 --> 00:02:02,533 Lots of unhappy C's, D's and F's. 25 00:02:02,567 --> 00:02:07,367 Well, did they tell you I also gave them the option to revise their work? 26 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:11,367 Mr. Birch, this is not The University of Chicago. 27 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:14,367 This is a non-accredited community college. 28 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:18,400 And I know that. But if we don't create some kind of expectations, 29 00:02:18,433 --> 00:02:20,467 how are they gonna think any of this matters? 30 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:24,500 God forbid, learn something. 31 00:02:24,533 --> 00:02:27,367 I just need them to keep paying tuition. 32 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:33,000 So you help me out, and I might be able to keep you on the faculty. 33 00:02:34,433 --> 00:02:37,400 Okey-dokey? 34 00:02:39,833 --> 00:02:41,400 Okey-dokey. 35 00:02:41,433 --> 00:02:45,533 Hey. 36 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:51,567 Last one. 37 00:02:52,833 --> 00:02:57,667 Eastern Kentucky State University Press? 38 00:02:57,700 --> 00:03:02,233 - Sir? - Hm? Yeah. 39 00:03:06,867 --> 00:03:11,000 Oh... 20 years of my life there. Careful. 40 00:03:25,167 --> 00:03:28,000 You're early. 41 00:03:28,033 --> 00:03:30,800 I got held up at school. Where's your brother? 42 00:03:30,833 --> 00:03:35,167 - Where do you think? - Again? 43 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:38,800 She changed the locks, like, a few months ago. 44 00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:41,633 Well, can you let me in? I really gotta use the bathroom. 45 00:03:41,667 --> 00:03:44,833 She said you're not allowed inside unless she's here. 46 00:03:44,867 --> 00:03:46,533 Sorry, I still have to live with her. 47 00:03:46,567 --> 00:03:50,267 Come on, Zoe, I... I don't have time for this. 48 00:03:56,567 --> 00:03:58,033 All right. 49 00:04:12,533 --> 00:04:15,900 - Happy? - Setting a real example. 50 00:04:15,933 --> 00:04:19,967 You know, peddling this conference as a family vacation never really worked. 51 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,067 Maybe Jack and I should just stay home. 52 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:26,800 We're spending the week together. It is non-negotiable. 53 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:31,533 - You might wanna get Jack's bag. - Right. God! 54 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:35,700 Hey! 55 00:04:35,733 --> 00:04:37,433 All good! 56 00:04:43,267 --> 00:04:47,567 All right! To the Pacific! 57 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:51,100 Yes! Ah! 58 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:03,300 You missed Dad pissing on Mom's roses. 59 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:06,733 Cool. 60 00:05:06,767 --> 00:05:11,667 The working title is York, Lewis and Clark's Invisible Man. 61 00:05:11,700 --> 00:05:16,067 Uh, Eastern Kentucky State University Press is publishing. 62 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:18,967 Yes, they do have a university there. 63 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:22,567 Um, I... No, I get that a lot. 64 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:28,033 Um, OK. Well, listen, me too. I look forward to meeting you as well. 65 00:05:28,067 --> 00:05:33,667 OK. Thank you very much. See you then. Bye. 66 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,900 Hey, buddy. 67 00:05:35,933 --> 00:05:38,000 What'd they get you for this time? 68 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:39,733 Falling asleep in Latin. 69 00:05:39,767 --> 00:05:43,367 You know, if you just applied yourself, 70 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,867 you might surprise even you, of all people. 71 00:05:45,900 --> 00:05:47,867 Is this gonna be another lecture? 72 00:05:47,900 --> 00:05:50,633 Who was that on the phone? 73 00:05:50,667 --> 00:05:53,167 Michigan State. Wants an interview. 74 00:05:55,433 --> 00:05:58,700 So are you kids ready to see the ocean? 75 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:01,500 Please, we're not fucking five anymore. 76 00:06:01,533 --> 00:06:06,700 Right. You fucking ready for Oregon, you little fucks? 77 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:10,500 - Fuck yeah! - What about you, Jack? 78 00:06:10,533 --> 00:06:12,333 You motherfucking ready? 79 00:06:12,367 --> 00:06:17,800 - Cool. - Cool? That's it? No enthusiasm? 80 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:19,400 Uh, hella cool. 81 00:06:21,067 --> 00:06:23,633 Dad, you sure we're all related? 82 00:06:23,667 --> 00:06:28,400 No, Zoe, you were found in a basket by the river. 83 00:06:37,833 --> 00:06:39,900 ♪ Howling wind She's a crazy girl ♪ 84 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:42,567 ♪ She caused a storm that spilled the world ♪ 85 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:46,867 ♪ Moving along 86 00:06:46,900 --> 00:06:49,000 ♪ On the sea, said I might 87 00:06:49,033 --> 00:06:52,000 ♪ I stole it from a dusty bird ♪ 88 00:06:52,033 --> 00:06:56,000 ♪ Dying all alone 89 00:06:56,033 --> 00:06:59,933 ♪ Everything you ever learned to love ♪ 90 00:06:59,967 --> 00:07:02,600 ♪ Is burning up 91 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:11,833 ♪ All your dreams are trailing off ♪ 92 00:07:11,867 --> 00:07:14,233 ♪ You tilt your head into the dark ♪ 93 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:19,000 ♪ Moving on 94 00:07:19,033 --> 00:07:20,967 ♪ And all that's left is you and me ♪ 95 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,900 ♪ Scattered pictures in the trees ♪ 96 00:07:22,933 --> 00:07:27,567 ♪ We're moving on 97 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:31,733 ♪ Everything you've ever held dear ♪ 98 00:07:31,767 --> 00:07:35,000 ♪ Burning up 99 00:07:41,733 --> 00:07:44,933 ♪ Burning up 100 00:07:50,367 --> 00:07:56,867 ♪ The crazy wind's the only friend we had ♪ 101 00:08:27,533 --> 00:08:31,200 Hello, Bill. To what do I owe the pleasure? 102 00:08:31,233 --> 00:08:34,133 It's Mom. She's not well. 103 00:08:34,167 --> 00:08:37,567 I think it's serious. Look, I'm stuck in Tijuana all week, 104 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:43,167 so I thought maybe you could fly up to Idaho. I will pay for the tickets. 105 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:45,500 Well, now's not really a good time for me. 106 00:08:45,533 --> 00:08:49,133 I'm here with the kids and I'm on my way to a big conference, so... 107 00:08:49,167 --> 00:08:52,400 How long has it been since you've seen him? 108 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:59,533 He's harmless. Really. 109 00:08:59,567 --> 00:09:03,400 Well, I'm nowhere near them. What can I do that you can't? 110 00:09:03,433 --> 00:09:06,500 Look, just go home, get on the first plane in the morning. 111 00:09:06,533 --> 00:09:09,433 You can still make your conference thing. 112 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:59,500 OK. Come on, kids. Wake up. 113 00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:03,400 - Are we there yet? - Not quite. 114 00:10:03,433 --> 00:10:07,167 Wait. Why are we back in Chicago? 115 00:10:14,267 --> 00:10:18,367 Jack, come on. Come on. This way. 116 00:10:22,867 --> 00:10:24,767 Um... 117 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:35,233 - Do you live here now? - We'll talk about it in the morning, OK? 118 00:10:49,567 --> 00:10:52,867 You OK over there? 119 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:56,833 - Yeah, it's cool. - OK. 120 00:11:03,567 --> 00:11:08,567 - I don't see any soy milk. - I'm sorry. I forgot. 121 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:13,300 That's cool. I'm not that important. 122 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:15,600 Oh... 123 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:21,800 What happened to Portland? Don't you need to be hocking yourself, 124 00:11:21,833 --> 00:11:24,000 trying to get a real job? 125 00:11:25,767 --> 00:11:27,700 You sound just like your mother. 126 00:11:30,933 --> 00:11:33,767 OK. Um, listen. 127 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,333 I have some bad news. 128 00:11:37,367 --> 00:11:40,567 Your, uh, your grandmother is very ill. 129 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,800 And we're gonna go visit her before we go to Oregon. 130 00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,933 And we leave for the airport in an hour. 131 00:11:47,167 --> 00:11:48,800 Sorry she's not well, 132 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:51,733 but don't we, like, hate them? 133 00:11:51,767 --> 00:11:55,900 Well, you can't divorce your family. 134 00:11:55,933 --> 00:11:58,000 Even if you don't get along. 135 00:11:58,033 --> 00:12:01,533 You and Mom sure didn't have a problem with that one. 136 00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:23,500 Is this it? 137 00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:26,500 Dad? 138 00:12:28,033 --> 00:12:30,300 Lewis? 139 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:33,467 Uh, why don't you kids go to that diner we passed? 140 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:36,833 Remember that? And, uh, I'll just call you later. OK? 141 00:12:36,867 --> 00:12:40,867 Are you sure? I mean, we're here to represent. 142 00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:43,700 Yeah. 143 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:16,667 Hi. 144 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:19,000 Still dressing up, I see. 145 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,333 Where is she? 146 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,533 In the bathroom. 147 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:31,467 Bill said it was serious. What's wrong? 148 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:34,833 Where's your brother? I called him. 149 00:13:34,867 --> 00:13:37,867 He's not coming. 150 00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:07,933 Mom? 151 00:14:09,233 --> 00:14:13,700 Hey, Mom, it's Lewis. 152 00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:19,867 Mom? 153 00:14:21,767 --> 00:14:23,833 How long has she been in there? 154 00:14:23,867 --> 00:14:26,367 Don't bother her. 155 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:30,200 Mom? 156 00:14:30,233 --> 00:14:32,567 Mom, it's Lewis. 157 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:36,100 Mom, I'm gonna come in, OK? I'm coming in. 158 00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:12,000 Everything all right? 159 00:16:12,033 --> 00:16:15,267 Uh, yeah. I've just... I hurt my knee. 160 00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:21,367 How is she doing? 161 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,233 Your mom, is she OK? 162 00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:30,467 She passed away. 163 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:34,833 Oh, no. I'm so sorry. 164 00:16:48,033 --> 00:16:50,433 You wanna talk about it? 165 00:16:59,933 --> 00:17:03,400 Maybe it's that tumbleweed of stray pubes. 166 00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:07,400 Something tells me we shouldn't be sitting on this floor. 167 00:17:11,033 --> 00:17:14,367 All right. No humor. 168 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:23,800 You wanna tell me something about her? 169 00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:25,767 A nice memory? 170 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:35,067 You know, I... 171 00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:39,833 spent so much time trying to forget, I can't even remember. 172 00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:45,067 How about we just sit here, then? 173 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:49,567 Me, you, and the pubes. 174 00:17:55,233 --> 00:17:58,467 I assume that one of you would like to say a few words. 175 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,967 Mm-hm. 176 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:05,133 - Lewis wrote something. - Very good. Um... 177 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:09,267 - After my remarks... - I want William to speak. 178 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,533 Pop, I didn't... I didn't prepare anything. 179 00:18:14,567 --> 00:18:17,133 Besides, Lewis and I had the chance to discuss this, 180 00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:18,900 and we decided it'd be best if you... 181 00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:22,233 - No, I want you to do it. - You're being silly. Come on. 182 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,933 Come on. 183 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,033 Fine. 184 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,200 Really. Here. 185 00:18:35,767 --> 00:18:37,867 Are you sure, Lewis? 186 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:39,200 Whatever. 187 00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:46,467 How do you sum up a life? 188 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:51,467 By our achievements, our status, the things that we collected 189 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,567 along the way? 190 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:58,200 Or is it the impressions that we make on each other? 191 00:18:58,233 --> 00:19:00,467 The fleeting moments 192 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:03,733 where we truly see each other 193 00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:07,233 and are seen? 194 00:19:07,267 --> 00:19:10,533 Shirley touched all of our lives... 195 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:13,233 I'm so sorry. 196 00:19:13,267 --> 00:19:16,533 Lewis, Nell Pope. 197 00:19:16,567 --> 00:19:18,867 I'm... I'm so sorry for your loss. 198 00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:21,900 - Thank you. - Dad, I'll be outside. 199 00:19:21,933 --> 00:19:23,700 Oh, yeah. Um... 200 00:19:23,733 --> 00:19:26,400 My kids. 201 00:19:30,033 --> 00:19:31,867 Beautiful eulogy. 202 00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:36,800 Yeah, um... 203 00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,800 So how do you know my mom? 204 00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:41,200 We met on a Discovery Trek. 205 00:19:41,233 --> 00:19:44,867 - Really? - Yeah. 206 00:19:47,933 --> 00:19:51,700 - Mm! - It's OK if you break down 207 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:55,000 and make a messy fool of yourself. 208 00:19:55,033 --> 00:19:59,000 Oh... I think I'm OK. 209 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,167 I'm sorry. 210 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,080 We're going to need the room for another family. 211 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,567 OK. 212 00:20:10,567 --> 00:20:13,667 - Peace. - Oh. 213 00:20:14,767 --> 00:20:17,633 Thank you. 214 00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:22,000 - Give me one of those. - Dad'll kill me. 215 00:20:22,033 --> 00:20:25,200 Tell him I forced you at knife point. 216 00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:28,200 Why don't you just give your little sister a gun? 217 00:20:28,233 --> 00:20:31,667 - I didn't give her anything. - I'll hold the cancer sticks. 218 00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:35,867 Lewis, Zoe, Jackie boy. Good to see you guys. 219 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:38,967 Let's do it again sometime under better circumstances. What do you say? 220 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:43,400 - You're leaving? - Yeah. I got a shit storm brewing down at the factory. 221 00:20:43,433 --> 00:20:48,967 Here's a freebie: never outsource to old Mexico. 222 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,200 And you're just gonna leave me here to clean up the mess? 223 00:20:52,233 --> 00:20:54,167 Gail, grab the car, will you, please? 224 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:58,333 Hey, kids, uh, pardon your father and I for a second? 225 00:20:58,367 --> 00:20:59,800 Don't tell my kids what to do. 226 00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:02,867 Look, I get this is a stressful time, 227 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:07,300 but I got a flight to catch. Lewis, whatever you decide to do with him, 228 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:11,933 I support you. OK? 229 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,700 It's good to see you. 230 00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:21,533 Oh. Uh, the plane tickets? 231 00:21:21,567 --> 00:21:24,400 - You said you would reimburse me. - Right. 232 00:21:24,433 --> 00:21:26,500 Let me know what it is and they'll send you a check. 233 00:21:26,533 --> 00:21:28,567 No. 234 00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:32,433 I need the money now. 235 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,800 Gail, do we have any cash? 236 00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:39,033 Apparently, Lewis needs some money. 237 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:45,033 That's all we got. 238 00:21:45,067 --> 00:21:48,733 Hey, partner, let me know if I owe you anything else, will you? 239 00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:51,533 Email is best. 240 00:22:00,033 --> 00:22:04,100 Oh. 241 00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:12,833 Now, Patty, listen. Before you begin, 242 00:22:12,867 --> 00:22:15,000 uh, I have two more chapters to send you. 243 00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:17,333 OK, Lewis, this is 244 00:22:17,367 --> 00:22:21,400 6,862 pages. 245 00:22:21,433 --> 00:22:23,233 Well, a lot of that's footnotes. 246 00:22:23,267 --> 00:22:25,033 Yeah, but Lewis, we don't do hardcover. 247 00:22:25,067 --> 00:22:28,067 - We do soft cover. - Soft cover? 248 00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:31,300 And 500 pages is our limit. 249 00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:34,667 I hate to say this, but I'm wondering 250 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:40,633 if maybe Yale Press wouldn't be a better home for you. 251 00:22:40,667 --> 00:22:44,733 Um, no. Uh... 252 00:22:44,767 --> 00:22:46,700 That was a long time ago. 253 00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:51,067 I don't really think they're interested. I thought we had a deal. 254 00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:54,067 I'm telling history departments about our release date. 255 00:22:54,100 --> 00:22:58,900 No, we have a deal. It's just that we're going to have to make some cuts here. 256 00:22:58,933 --> 00:23:02,633 Significant cuts. 257 00:23:02,667 --> 00:23:06,867 Well, how's the conference going? We're expecting big orders. 258 00:23:09,333 --> 00:23:11,667 It's good. 259 00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:17,033 Stanley. It's me. 260 00:23:17,067 --> 00:23:22,833 The fridge is stocked with enough food for a natural disaster. 261 00:23:25,900 --> 00:23:28,233 Uh... 262 00:23:28,267 --> 00:23:30,333 Service was nice. 263 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:33,533 Hm? 264 00:23:35,567 --> 00:23:39,300 So, listen... we gotta go. 265 00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:45,400 Um, you know, I'm presenting my book at a big conference, and... 266 00:23:47,267 --> 00:23:51,733 I'll tell you what. I think we'll stay for dinner, 267 00:23:51,767 --> 00:23:56,533 and then we'll go to the airport later. How's that sound? 268 00:23:58,667 --> 00:24:00,900 It's ridiculous, not talking. 269 00:24:00,933 --> 00:24:04,567 Oh, fine. You know... 270 00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:09,000 I came for her anyway. 271 00:24:10,667 --> 00:24:14,033 Get your stuff. We're leaving. 272 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:20,900 We just wanted to say goodbye. 273 00:24:22,567 --> 00:24:25,433 Hello? 274 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 Hello? 275 00:24:31,367 --> 00:24:33,333 Stanley? 276 00:24:33,367 --> 00:24:36,333 Stanley?! 277 00:24:36,367 --> 00:24:39,900 Grief is a powerful emotion, 278 00:24:39,933 --> 00:24:44,533 that affects people in unpredictable ways. 279 00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:48,000 He's experiencing a kind of dissociative episode, 280 00:24:48,033 --> 00:24:51,800 where he's walled off in feeling. It's a coping mechanism. 281 00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:55,300 He can hear and speak, but he elects not to. 282 00:24:55,333 --> 00:24:59,900 - He's on autopilot. - Like a zombie? 283 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,500 Think of it more as a protective cocoon. 284 00:25:04,533 --> 00:25:07,633 Now, I can admit him to a facility, 285 00:25:07,667 --> 00:25:10,867 but the best thing is for him to be home and with family, 286 00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:13,200 going about his routine. 287 00:25:33,033 --> 00:25:36,867 Uh, Winston, it's me. Um... 288 00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:41,833 I'm still stuck here. I wanna talk about swapping talk times. 289 00:25:41,867 --> 00:25:44,200 So call me, all right? 290 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:02,033 No animals were harmed in the making of these. 291 00:26:02,067 --> 00:26:04,567 Didn't think you could teach an old dog new tricks. 292 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:08,000 Well, you know, there's this crazy thing called the Interweb, 293 00:26:08,033 --> 00:26:13,800 where you can find vegan recipes or stalk old flames or... 294 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:15,833 It... is it really that bad? 295 00:26:15,867 --> 00:26:21,133 You can always put back in the butter and the eggs. Hm? 296 00:26:21,167 --> 00:26:24,867 No? Oh. I'm not sure how edible that's gonna... 297 00:26:24,900 --> 00:26:26,567 - Mm. - Really? 298 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:29,767 - Mm-hm. - OK. 299 00:26:33,367 --> 00:26:35,467 I thought you forgot. 300 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:38,300 Well, just because your mom kicked me out, 301 00:26:38,333 --> 00:26:42,133 doesn't mean I don't remember 15 long and painful years. 302 00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:45,900 - Happy birthday. - Yeah. Happy, happy, Zo. 303 00:26:45,933 --> 00:26:50,867 I told you if you waited, I'd get you one. 304 00:26:53,167 --> 00:26:57,367 - What? - Peter promised her the iPhone. 305 00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:02,533 - Oh. - When they get back from Hawaii. 306 00:27:03,900 --> 00:27:06,133 Great. 307 00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:09,767 You check on Rain Man? 308 00:27:11,267 --> 00:27:14,067 Stanley? 309 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,900 Stanley? 310 00:27:22,233 --> 00:27:27,700 Uh, we could make signs. Like when you lose a dog? 311 00:27:27,733 --> 00:27:31,700 Yeah, Catatonic missing, gone AWOL. 312 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:36,367 Shouldn't we call the police? I mean, he does have a musket. 313 00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:41,433 Oh, no. 314 00:27:57,567 --> 00:27:59,967 All right. As you may have noticed, your grandfather 315 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,167 has a rather unhealthy Lewis and Clark obsession. 316 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:07,233 And every year, he used to drag us on this thing 317 00:28:07,267 --> 00:28:09,433 called a Discovery Trek. 318 00:28:13,367 --> 00:28:15,000 Come on. 319 00:28:25,233 --> 00:28:28,400 Who are these people? 320 00:28:28,433 --> 00:28:31,733 Ho! Uh, who there cometh? 321 00:28:31,767 --> 00:28:34,167 Is he for real? 322 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:39,900 I be Cyrus Marshall, but you may address me as Captain Lewis. 323 00:28:39,933 --> 00:28:43,800 And I am Lewis, as in that's my real name. 324 00:28:43,833 --> 00:28:46,700 And I'm looking for my father, Stanley Birch. 325 00:28:46,733 --> 00:28:52,167 Uh, Captain Clark? Is he here? 326 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,900 I'm... I'm afraid he's not quite himself. 327 00:28:55,933 --> 00:28:59,467 I'm aware of that. Can you take us to him, please? 328 00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:03,133 Well, we don't normally allow outsiders to enter the camp 329 00:29:03,167 --> 00:29:06,533 in modern accoutrements. 330 00:29:06,567 --> 00:29:09,400 These are special circumstances. 331 00:29:10,933 --> 00:29:12,867 Fair enough. Follow me. 332 00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:14,767 Thank you. 333 00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:50,833 Did we just see some white dude in war paint and leather skivvies? 334 00:29:50,867 --> 00:29:52,533 Yeah. 335 00:29:56,933 --> 00:30:00,500 Who invited these guttersnipes into camp, dressed in such tomfoolery? 336 00:30:00,533 --> 00:30:02,733 This be no concern of your'n. 337 00:30:02,767 --> 00:30:08,733 Oh. And why should I heed a lick-fingering farby like you? 338 00:30:08,767 --> 00:30:12,667 Captain, I order you to stand down! 339 00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:15,667 What the dickens will you do if I don't? 340 00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:19,567 They're Shirley Birch's family. Let them be. 341 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,700 Oh. I'm... My apologies. 342 00:30:22,733 --> 00:30:26,200 I... And my condolences. 343 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,100 OK. 344 00:30:51,833 --> 00:30:53,933 Hey. 345 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,867 Gave us quite a scare there. 346 00:31:02,233 --> 00:31:04,700 Can you hear me? 347 00:31:04,733 --> 00:31:07,867 Hm? 348 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:09,967 Can you talk? 349 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,567 What about writing? You wanna write me something? 350 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,900 Here? 351 00:31:27,033 --> 00:31:30,000 I don't know what to do, Stanley. 352 00:31:30,033 --> 00:31:32,833 I just don't know. 353 00:31:32,867 --> 00:31:34,933 I'm really trying. 354 00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:41,933 You think you could just help me out here, please? 355 00:31:49,067 --> 00:31:52,467 Oh. Oh, no. Oh, no. 356 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:55,300 Oh, no, no. Oh, no. No, no, no. No! No! 357 00:31:55,333 --> 00:31:58,000 - What? - Technology-free zone. 358 00:31:58,033 --> 00:32:02,367 Well, I can't get a signal anyway. Come on. 359 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:06,400 I mean, no, I understand that. But I'm... I'm just supposed to be in the middle of a... 360 00:32:06,433 --> 00:32:09,733 No, I get that. I get that. I... 361 00:32:09,767 --> 00:32:12,133 All right. 362 00:32:12,167 --> 00:32:16,333 OK. Thank you, doctor. I'm... Sorry, thank you. 363 00:32:23,233 --> 00:32:25,233 OK! 364 00:32:28,167 --> 00:32:31,633 All right. Well... 365 00:32:31,667 --> 00:32:34,367 Dr. Salter thinks he should stay. 366 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,400 It's part of his routine, it's something he's familiar with. 367 00:32:37,433 --> 00:32:39,167 You know, he used to do this with my mother. 368 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:42,567 And, uh, the fact that he came here on his own, 369 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,833 very good sign. But he also warns 370 00:32:45,867 --> 00:32:50,300 Stanley could be a danger to himself and to others, 371 00:32:50,333 --> 00:32:54,933 and thinks that we should go along on this trek. 372 00:32:56,367 --> 00:32:59,233 So, wait. What are you asking us? 373 00:32:59,267 --> 00:33:03,500 Being with family is his best hope of recovery. 374 00:33:03,533 --> 00:33:09,567 And if we leave, the doctor warns, he might never come back to reality. 375 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,700 I'm sorry, but you kept this man from us for how long? 376 00:33:12,733 --> 00:33:14,467 I assume it was for a good reason. 377 00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:16,800 Or is this really how you want to spend your week 378 00:33:16,833 --> 00:33:19,000 - with your kids? - I don't know, Zoe. 379 00:33:19,033 --> 00:33:21,309 - This is what I'm trying... - Did you not just hear those people? 380 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,076 Or see the ones dressed as Injuns? 381 00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:25,033 It's like they're trapped in some Stepford 382 00:33:25,067 --> 00:33:28,533 - Davy Crockett flick. - Lewis and Clark. 383 00:33:28,567 --> 00:33:31,067 And you want us to play their revisionist dress-up games 384 00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:33,700 that celebrate the holocaust of the Native American people? 385 00:33:33,733 --> 00:33:37,133 - I think it could be kind of cool. - Cool? 386 00:33:37,167 --> 00:33:39,967 Have an opinion for once outside of cool. 387 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,867 And what about the conference? Your book? 388 00:33:42,900 --> 00:33:46,200 Zoe, enough. 389 00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:48,700 Uh... she's right. 390 00:33:48,733 --> 00:33:54,167 I've just totally hijacked your vacation. I've ruined your birthday. 391 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:58,167 And I'm just dragging you into my own shit. I'm sorry. 392 00:33:59,700 --> 00:34:02,700 We'll take a vote. OK? 393 00:34:02,733 --> 00:34:05,733 Secret ballot. 394 00:34:05,767 --> 00:34:08,367 Stay or go. 395 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,500 Since when is this family a democracy? 396 00:34:11,533 --> 00:34:14,133 Right now. 397 00:34:14,167 --> 00:34:17,900 Welcome to the 47th Annual 398 00:34:17,933 --> 00:34:20,967 Lewis and Clark Discovery Trek. 399 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:25,200 Now, in order to trek properly, we must abstain 400 00:34:25,233 --> 00:34:28,167 from using anything unfaithful to the period. 401 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:31,500 This includes clothing, uh, iPods, 402 00:34:31,533 --> 00:34:34,567 uh, phones, uh, et cetera. 403 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:40,033 The only exception, for boning up on the facts, is our reference bible, 404 00:34:40,067 --> 00:34:43,733 Pierce Pratter's The Passion of Lewis and Clark. 405 00:34:43,767 --> 00:34:45,900 Abigail, Mary? 406 00:34:45,933 --> 00:34:50,400 Isn't Pratter that tea-bagging history for dummies hack? 407 00:34:50,433 --> 00:34:53,633 Please outfit our new friends. 408 00:34:53,667 --> 00:34:55,533 Up, up, up. 409 00:34:55,567 --> 00:34:57,867 They'll get you taken care of. 410 00:35:05,900 --> 00:35:09,700 - I'll like your Jesus. - Cool. 411 00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:18,233 Don't bother with the inseam there. Um, yeah. 412 00:35:18,267 --> 00:35:23,233 Our, uh, Sacagawea is sick. You wanna be our squaw? 413 00:35:23,267 --> 00:35:28,400 - How about just a hearty pioneer? - OK. 414 00:35:28,433 --> 00:35:34,333 Our charge is to reach the mirage where we will rendezvous with the other platoons 415 00:35:34,367 --> 00:35:36,500 for a ceremonial powwow. 416 00:35:36,533 --> 00:35:39,633 Now, discipline is very important. 417 00:35:39,667 --> 00:35:45,133 That's how Lewis and Clark got all their men back home safe and sound. 418 00:35:45,167 --> 00:35:49,400 - Didn't one of them die? - Uh, that was... 419 00:35:49,433 --> 00:35:55,233 Uh, Sergeant Floyd. But his death was God's will. 420 00:35:55,267 --> 00:35:58,633 Now, when you step outside this tent, 421 00:35:58,667 --> 00:36:02,900 you will be transported back to 18-aught-five. 422 00:36:02,933 --> 00:36:07,400 There will be many obstacles, as we blaze into a new frontier. 423 00:36:07,433 --> 00:36:10,000 And, just like with the original Corps, 424 00:36:10,033 --> 00:36:15,300 only the good Lord knows what challenges lie ahead. 425 00:36:15,333 --> 00:36:17,667 - Amen. - Amen. 426 00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:29,700 We'll get our clothing back, right? 427 00:36:29,733 --> 00:36:34,033 Yeah. Stanley squirreled everything away for safekeeping. 428 00:36:47,333 --> 00:36:50,467 Now you look like full-fledged Discoverers. 429 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,000 Gather round, platoon. 430 00:36:52,033 --> 00:36:55,467 So is this like the whole platoon? 431 00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:57,333 Everyone wants to be Lewis or Clark. 432 00:36:57,367 --> 00:36:59,133 There'd be, like, huge brawls over it. 433 00:36:59,167 --> 00:37:01,033 So they split everybody up into smaller groups 434 00:37:01,067 --> 00:37:03,167 - so that everybody would get a chance. - Oh. 435 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:07,067 Henceforth, I will be your captain, Meriwether Lewis, 436 00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:13,033 and, uh, this here is my co-captain, William Clark. 437 00:37:14,267 --> 00:37:16,233 This'll be interesting. 438 00:37:16,267 --> 00:37:18,700 We're about to embark upon an adventure... 439 00:37:18,733 --> 00:37:20,433 into the unknown. 440 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:25,367 A virgin land lies before us. 441 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:31,400 Not that I really believe in the Second Amendment, 442 00:37:31,433 --> 00:37:34,700 but isn't a little gender-biased only giving the men weapons? 443 00:37:37,167 --> 00:37:40,633 We got a lot of ground to cover. So let's march. 444 00:37:40,667 --> 00:37:44,667 Can you just play nice and get through this? Please? 445 00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:47,867 If those are the values you wanna promote, that's cool. 446 00:37:47,900 --> 00:37:49,967 And thanks for a kick-ass birthday. 447 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:55,767 Hey, OK. Let me lighten your load here, honey. I'm sorry. 448 00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:25,700 Still here, in one of these ridiculous outfits 449 00:39:25,733 --> 00:39:27,867 I swore I'd never wear... 450 00:39:38,433 --> 00:39:40,933 Haven't lost your shot, I see. 451 00:39:45,367 --> 00:39:49,500 Remember when you only used to let me eat what I killed? 452 00:39:55,733 --> 00:39:59,167 You know, the doctor said you can speak. You just choose not to. 453 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:03,067 Whenever you do wanna talk, I'm here to listen. 454 00:40:23,233 --> 00:40:26,167 It's Winston. I switched our conference talk time, 455 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,709 so you have three days to get to Portland. 456 00:40:27,733 --> 00:40:29,700 All the good schools might be gone by then. 457 00:40:29,733 --> 00:40:33,033 So I'd hurry. Good luck. 458 00:40:35,033 --> 00:40:39,567 There's, uh, a kind of hierarchy to the re-enactors. 459 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:42,567 On one end, there are the hardcores. 460 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,833 They're fanatical about accuracy. 461 00:40:45,867 --> 00:40:49,067 And then there are folks who, you know, 462 00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:51,633 just try to get into the spirit. 463 00:40:51,667 --> 00:40:56,967 Oh, wait! Unless you wanna get sick, you have to treat the water. 464 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:01,700 Thanks. The runs would have put me over the top. 465 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,800 Speaking of, where are we supposed to, like, 466 00:41:06,833 --> 00:41:08,400 go to the loo? 467 00:41:11,767 --> 00:41:14,233 I was afraid of that. 468 00:41:23,700 --> 00:41:26,000 Hey, everything all right? 469 00:41:26,033 --> 00:41:28,667 Nell was just explaining how the world is now our toilet. 470 00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:31,300 - Hey. - And what's a farby? 471 00:41:31,333 --> 00:41:35,300 - Far be it from accurate. - It's an insult that you're not authentic. 472 00:41:35,333 --> 00:41:38,333 - Enough. - So I guess we're proud farbies. 473 00:41:38,367 --> 00:41:40,233 Yes, I guess so. 474 00:42:03,067 --> 00:42:05,200 Ah! 475 00:42:07,767 --> 00:42:10,367 Thought we were gonna have to send out a search party. 476 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:13,867 Didn't Lewis and Clark travel by boat most of the way? 477 00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:16,900 I mean, if we're trying to be accurate. 478 00:42:16,933 --> 00:42:21,867 Well, we had an incident with the keelboat a few years back. 479 00:42:21,900 --> 00:42:27,067 Lost our liability insurance. Uh, but they traveled on foot as well. 480 00:42:27,100 --> 00:42:31,767 Not to be a stickler, but are we even on the trail? 481 00:42:35,733 --> 00:42:38,667 Your orders are to collect kindling. 482 00:42:38,700 --> 00:42:41,400 - And where's Jack? - Well, he's out... 483 00:42:41,433 --> 00:42:45,533 out foraging with Abigail. 484 00:42:45,567 --> 00:42:48,067 He's a nice boy. 485 00:42:56,600 --> 00:43:00,200 You gone too native already to just use your lighter? 486 00:43:00,233 --> 00:43:05,900 - They're not allowed. - So you're one of them too, eh? 487 00:43:05,933 --> 00:43:07,367 Just ignore her. 488 00:43:09,167 --> 00:43:14,067 - Check out Mr. Tinder. - See that. 489 00:43:15,533 --> 00:43:17,500 All right. 490 00:43:17,533 --> 00:43:19,733 This blows. 491 00:43:19,767 --> 00:43:22,033 You're doing it just right. 492 00:43:22,067 --> 00:43:24,567 Just gotta be patient. 493 00:43:27,167 --> 00:43:28,767 You know, be my guest. 494 00:43:34,367 --> 00:43:36,933 Nobody ever gets it the first time. 495 00:44:36,567 --> 00:44:38,733 Oh, OK. 496 00:44:40,533 --> 00:44:41,700 - Hi. - Hey. 497 00:44:41,733 --> 00:44:45,000 - How are you? - Good. 498 00:44:45,033 --> 00:44:48,033 OK. Enjoy. 499 00:44:48,067 --> 00:44:50,300 Thank you. 500 00:44:50,333 --> 00:44:55,000 And what, may I ask, is this delectable meal you've made for us? 501 00:44:55,033 --> 00:45:00,467 Braised rabbit, with a medley of root vegetables. 502 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:02,500 Compliments of Stanley. 503 00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:05,867 Careful for the lead shot. I wasn't able to get it all out. 504 00:45:05,900 --> 00:45:10,833 The lead's probably the only thing I can eat. I'm vegan. 505 00:45:10,867 --> 00:45:12,900 Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know. 506 00:45:12,933 --> 00:45:14,833 We'll whip something else up for you. 507 00:45:14,867 --> 00:45:17,467 Thanks. 508 00:45:17,500 --> 00:45:22,233 - OK. - Come on, Stanley. What's the big deal? 509 00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:29,067 She'll eat what we're having, or none at all. 510 00:45:36,167 --> 00:45:38,567 Remember what I said about not rocking the boat? 511 00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:42,767 Let's just... get through this, OK? 512 00:45:45,167 --> 00:45:50,167 Are you sure you can't just eat around the meat? 513 00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,600 OK. 514 00:46:04,533 --> 00:46:09,333 Um... Oh, great, almighty Jesus, 515 00:46:09,367 --> 00:46:12,567 thank you for this pious porridge, 516 00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:18,500 this holy hare and these venerable vegetables. 517 00:46:18,533 --> 00:46:21,567 - Amen. - Amen. 518 00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:25,400 - Good rabbit, mother. - It's delicious. 519 00:46:25,433 --> 00:46:29,033 - Better outside, isn't it? - Mm-hm. 520 00:46:41,567 --> 00:46:43,533 - Hi. - Hi. 521 00:46:43,567 --> 00:46:47,167 I thought the rule was whoever cooked doesn't need to clean. 522 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:52,800 - You don't need to help. - Oh, listen, anyone who saves my kid from starvation, 523 00:46:52,833 --> 00:46:56,467 believe me, it's the least I can do. 524 00:46:56,500 --> 00:47:00,733 Your father and Cyrus can go a little too far. 525 00:47:00,767 --> 00:47:03,233 I noticed. 526 00:47:03,267 --> 00:47:06,633 You never told me, how did you get involved in all this? 527 00:47:06,667 --> 00:47:09,467 Well, I kind of fell into it. 528 00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:12,167 Lost a bet with a friend. 529 00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,900 I was a little creeped out by everything at first. 530 00:47:16,933 --> 00:47:21,667 But the people are nice. 531 00:47:21,700 --> 00:47:24,900 And the longer I was out here, 532 00:47:24,933 --> 00:47:28,533 the more I realized there's a kind of peace you get 533 00:47:28,567 --> 00:47:31,967 from leaving everything behind. 534 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,533 Living off the land, cooking on a campfire, 535 00:47:35,567 --> 00:47:38,233 and sleeping under the stars. 536 00:47:38,267 --> 00:47:41,300 You know, the... 537 00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:47,033 Thoreau idea that you get lost in the woods to find your center. 538 00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,667 I wish you had told me that when I was a kid 539 00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:52,833 stuck on one of these. 540 00:47:52,867 --> 00:47:56,233 Your mother mentioned you were married? 541 00:47:56,267 --> 00:47:58,800 - My wife's in Hawaii... - Mm-hm. 542 00:47:58,833 --> 00:48:01,667 With her new sugar daddy. 543 00:48:01,700 --> 00:48:05,033 Figuring out the custody thing now. 544 00:48:05,067 --> 00:48:08,067 But the lawyer's mostly winning. 545 00:48:13,533 --> 00:48:17,833 What else did my mom tell you about me? 546 00:48:17,867 --> 00:48:21,900 Um... that you're a bigwig academic. 547 00:48:21,933 --> 00:48:25,167 Youngest on the faculty at The University of Chicago. 548 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:29,233 Well, that was a while ago. 549 00:48:29,267 --> 00:48:33,700 Um, I now teach, uh, part-time 550 00:48:33,733 --> 00:48:37,133 at, uh, Unitech Community College. 551 00:48:37,167 --> 00:48:39,633 The pay is so great 552 00:48:39,667 --> 00:48:43,700 that, uh, I... I moonlight as a security guard. 553 00:48:43,733 --> 00:48:46,200 Just for kicks. 554 00:48:46,233 --> 00:48:49,367 No, when we get out of here, 555 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,500 I'm presenting at this big conference. 556 00:48:51,533 --> 00:48:54,800 - Oh. - So... 557 00:48:54,833 --> 00:48:57,567 Hopefully, things will change. Soon. 558 00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:02,133 But listen, I gotta tell you, 559 00:49:02,167 --> 00:49:05,800 - I have an ulterior motive. - Oh? 560 00:49:05,833 --> 00:49:10,233 Like... learning how to make a birthday cake 561 00:49:10,267 --> 00:49:13,833 the way they did back on the trail. 562 00:49:13,867 --> 00:49:15,367 But vegan. 563 00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:26,067 ♪ For she's a jolly good fellow ♪ 564 00:49:26,100 --> 00:49:28,567 ♪ For she's a jolly good fellow ♪ 565 00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:32,400 ♪ For she's a jolly good fellow ♪ 566 00:49:32,433 --> 00:49:36,667 ♪ Which nobody can deny 567 00:49:37,933 --> 00:49:41,700 Happy birthday. 568 00:49:41,733 --> 00:49:44,033 You really know how to embarrass a girl. 569 00:49:44,067 --> 00:49:47,900 - It's vegan. - Thank you. 570 00:49:47,933 --> 00:49:50,333 Thank your father. He practically made it on his own. 571 00:49:50,367 --> 00:49:53,600 Well, I did have professional help. 572 00:49:54,900 --> 00:49:57,467 How you doing, Stanley? 573 00:49:57,500 --> 00:49:59,533 You missed his soliloquy. 574 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:05,500 If they get any more ga-ga, I think I might puke. 575 00:50:05,533 --> 00:50:07,800 I can't tell who's corrupting who. 576 00:50:07,833 --> 00:50:11,567 So, what did the Discoverers used to do for fun, 577 00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:13,700 aside from take peyote with the natives? 578 00:50:13,733 --> 00:50:16,467 Which, if you had some, I'd be happy to reenact. 579 00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:20,033 They told stories. 580 00:50:20,067 --> 00:50:22,700 Can you share one with us? 581 00:50:22,733 --> 00:50:25,333 OK. 582 00:50:25,367 --> 00:50:28,233 It's November. 583 00:50:28,267 --> 00:50:31,967 1805. 584 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,067 After years of brutal travel, 585 00:50:35,100 --> 00:50:39,000 the Corps of Discovery finally get their first glimpse 586 00:50:39,033 --> 00:50:40,467 of the Pacific Ocean. 587 00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:44,533 And then... it sinks in. 588 00:50:44,567 --> 00:50:48,200 They're gonna have to turn right around and go back to Washington. 589 00:50:48,233 --> 00:50:51,833 Now, they knew that they would have to wait out the winter. 590 00:50:51,867 --> 00:50:55,033 But rather than make a blanket decision about where they would camp, 591 00:50:55,067 --> 00:51:01,167 for the first time, Lewis and Clark put it to a vote. 592 00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:05,133 So from Sacagawea to York, the slave, 593 00:51:05,167 --> 00:51:07,200 everyone got a vote. 594 00:51:07,233 --> 00:51:10,333 This would be a century before women's suffrage. 595 00:51:10,367 --> 00:51:14,633 And much later till African Americans were truly enfranchised. 596 00:51:14,667 --> 00:51:18,900 But on that coastal stretch, 597 00:51:18,933 --> 00:51:23,667 the first glimmer of democracy emerged. 598 00:51:23,700 --> 00:51:26,800 However fleeting the idea was. 599 00:51:26,833 --> 00:51:30,167 And the minute they stepped back on U.S. soil, 600 00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:33,000 York was still a slave. 601 00:51:33,033 --> 00:51:35,333 That's what my dad's book's about. 602 00:51:35,367 --> 00:51:40,200 York, the Corps' Invisible Man. 603 00:51:40,233 --> 00:51:42,700 I never knew a slave was part of the expedition. 604 00:51:42,733 --> 00:51:46,333 Well, don't tell Cyrus. He might make you dress up as one. 605 00:51:46,367 --> 00:51:49,700 Can you tell us about your book? 606 00:51:49,733 --> 00:51:52,000 Uh, well... 607 00:51:52,033 --> 00:51:54,167 The 6,000-page question. 608 00:51:56,067 --> 00:52:00,900 You know, Lewis and Clark's adventure 609 00:52:00,933 --> 00:52:03,700 is central to American mythology. 610 00:52:03,733 --> 00:52:06,833 Whereas York's story is too often reduced 611 00:52:06,867 --> 00:52:09,067 to mere footnotes. 612 00:52:09,100 --> 00:52:13,200 Yet his experience calls to question 613 00:52:13,233 --> 00:52:17,067 everything we celebrate about that journey. 614 00:52:17,100 --> 00:52:18,700 Manifest destiny, 615 00:52:18,733 --> 00:52:22,133 bringing freedom and enlightenment 616 00:52:22,167 --> 00:52:25,200 to a savage land. 617 00:52:25,233 --> 00:52:30,033 Native Americans didn't believe in Lewis and Clark's system 618 00:52:30,067 --> 00:52:32,567 of property and land ownership. 619 00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:36,700 But Clark, he brought human property. 620 00:52:36,733 --> 00:52:39,867 Which he beat senseless when he returned home. 621 00:52:39,900 --> 00:52:43,967 And York fully expected to be treated as a free man... 622 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:47,967 Enough of your horn-swaggling balderdash, private! 623 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:52,333 You know, there are many stories about what happened to York when he won his freedom, 624 00:52:52,367 --> 00:52:56,567 years after the journey. One account describes 625 00:52:56,600 --> 00:53:01,533 a great, black chief of a Native American tribe 626 00:53:01,567 --> 00:53:06,633 who left United States territory finally finding a place 627 00:53:06,667 --> 00:53:08,867 for him to fit in. 628 00:53:08,900 --> 00:53:13,567 A place where he would be seen for who he was! 629 00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:16,933 A place where he would be a hero... 630 00:53:21,900 --> 00:53:24,167 and king. 631 00:53:35,667 --> 00:53:38,967 I guess he can still talk. 632 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:42,567 Sort of. 633 00:53:49,567 --> 00:53:53,100 Um, have any of you seen Abigail? 634 00:53:54,933 --> 00:53:57,233 No? 635 00:53:58,667 --> 00:54:01,733 Abigail? 636 00:54:01,767 --> 00:54:03,467 Abigail! 637 00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:06,533 Uh, you're late for evening prayers. 638 00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:19,167 Well, I suggest you all get some rest. 639 00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:24,533 Abigail, can I just... Just one second. Abigail. 640 00:54:49,933 --> 00:54:53,233 Don't worry. I won't tell. 641 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:59,000 Me neither. 642 00:54:59,033 --> 00:55:01,300 Good news or bad? 643 00:55:01,333 --> 00:55:05,233 Well, I'm still waiting to hear from... 644 00:55:05,267 --> 00:55:09,533 a few, but most... 645 00:55:09,567 --> 00:55:12,567 Who canceled? 646 00:55:13,900 --> 00:55:16,533 Holy Cross and Wheaton. 647 00:55:16,567 --> 00:55:18,600 Minor colleges. 648 00:55:20,867 --> 00:55:24,367 - Are we gonna make it to Portland? - We have to. 649 00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:28,800 Besides, I promised you the Pacific. 650 00:55:28,833 --> 00:55:33,333 I'm sorry you had to spend your birthday here. 651 00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:40,467 While I miss being vetted at some mall restaurant, 652 00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:45,833 and wouldn't mind the crispy sheets of a chain motel about now, 653 00:55:45,867 --> 00:55:49,233 today wasn't a total abomination. 654 00:55:54,933 --> 00:55:58,233 - For moi? - Oui. 655 00:56:04,567 --> 00:56:09,333 - LMB. Did you make this? - Mm-hm. 656 00:56:09,367 --> 00:56:11,833 Very cute. 657 00:56:13,733 --> 00:56:16,233 But I don't wear leather, remember? 658 00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:20,833 Right, right. 659 00:56:27,767 --> 00:56:30,533 Now you look hardcore. 660 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:49,033 Oh! Get up, you lousy scoundrels! 661 00:56:49,067 --> 00:56:51,167 Feeling better today, Stanley? 662 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:54,500 That's Captain, you no-good scallywag. 663 00:56:54,533 --> 00:56:58,567 Now, out of the tent and on to chores, 664 00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:01,133 or your hide's mine. 665 00:57:01,167 --> 00:57:04,567 Stanley, can we just stop playing pretend and talk? 666 00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:07,900 I don't know who this Stanley is. 667 00:57:07,933 --> 00:57:10,900 But you lazy louses got one minute to report to duty, 668 00:57:10,933 --> 00:57:12,633 or I'm taking down the tent myself. 669 00:57:12,667 --> 00:57:15,733 Well, don't just stand there like imbeciles. 670 00:57:19,100 --> 00:57:22,200 I liked the silent version better. 671 00:57:22,233 --> 00:57:23,900 Ditto on that one. 672 00:57:47,267 --> 00:57:49,967 Ah. Tufted titmouse, Mother, did you hear that? 673 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,433 - What? - Tufted titmouse. 674 00:58:09,233 --> 00:58:13,400 Hurry it up, private, you're slowing the party down. 675 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:27,967 Now that he's gone Captain Crank, can we get out of here? 676 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,733 I'm just not sure it's much of an improvement. 677 00:58:30,767 --> 00:58:34,033 Or that he'd let us take him peaceably. 678 00:58:34,067 --> 00:58:35,500 Something wrong? 679 00:58:37,167 --> 00:58:39,533 I don't know how to put this. 680 00:58:39,567 --> 00:58:41,300 And I have no idea why I'm crying right now, 681 00:58:41,333 --> 00:58:44,367 but I think I'm having my period. 682 00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:46,533 Oh! Um... 683 00:58:46,567 --> 00:58:49,067 Do you have, you know, what you need? 684 00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:52,900 That's the problem. This is, like, the first time. 685 00:58:52,933 --> 00:58:56,367 Hormones. 686 00:58:58,367 --> 00:59:01,167 First? Really? God, I would have assumed... 687 00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:04,200 I'm on the later end of the spectrum. 688 00:59:04,233 --> 00:59:09,133 Probably because I internalize parental dysfunction. 689 00:59:09,167 --> 00:59:13,633 Well, congratulations. 690 00:59:13,667 --> 00:59:15,800 Is... is that what you're supposed to say? 691 00:59:15,833 --> 00:59:17,467 It sounded kind of awkward, right? 692 00:59:17,500 --> 00:59:20,667 It can't get any more awkward 693 00:59:20,700 --> 00:59:23,633 than having bloody chunks of your uterus slide down your legs, 694 00:59:23,667 --> 00:59:25,900 jammed into this prehistoric getup. 695 00:59:25,933 --> 00:59:30,000 I asked Princess Chastity for a tampon. 696 00:59:30,033 --> 00:59:31,833 Not only does she not have any, 697 00:59:31,867 --> 00:59:34,067 but she warned me that her history Nazi mom 698 00:59:34,100 --> 00:59:37,733 would force me to stuff a rucksack up my crotch to be historically accurate. 699 00:59:37,767 --> 00:59:40,500 Oh, God! 700 00:59:40,533 --> 00:59:44,000 Jesus! Well, what are we gonna do? 701 00:59:44,033 --> 00:59:47,833 I don't know. That's why I'm asking you. 702 00:59:50,067 --> 00:59:52,233 Wait! Can I have a ride?! 703 00:59:52,267 --> 00:59:55,533 Medical emergency! Oh, come on! 704 00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:00,733 - I'm sure these outfits help. - Oh! 705 01:00:00,767 --> 01:00:03,200 You all right? I'm sorry. 706 01:00:04,567 --> 01:00:08,400 Wow. You're a woman now, I guess, huh? 707 01:00:08,433 --> 01:00:10,833 You can bear children. 708 01:00:10,867 --> 01:00:14,300 But don't. I mean... do. 709 01:00:14,333 --> 01:00:18,633 But, you know, when the time is right and you've met someone special. 710 01:00:18,667 --> 01:00:22,567 And you're, you know, 20. Or 25. 711 01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:27,233 Is that your ringing endorsement of parenthood? 712 01:00:27,267 --> 01:00:30,300 And boys... hm? 713 01:00:30,333 --> 01:00:33,333 Make sure they wrap it up, you know what I mean? 714 01:00:33,367 --> 01:00:35,967 I mean, I'm not condoning it. 715 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:42,233 I just think you're, you know, not mature enough emotionally quite yet. 716 01:00:43,100 --> 01:00:44,367 But if you do, honey, 717 01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,567 if you really insist 718 01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:49,633 on engaging in sexual activity, 719 01:00:49,667 --> 01:00:52,233 just use protection. 720 01:00:52,267 --> 01:00:57,067 Of course, not only could you get pregnant, you know, 721 01:00:57,100 --> 01:01:00,667 you could open yourself up to a lifetime of open, 722 01:01:00,700 --> 01:01:05,500 very painful, oozing, pus-filled sores. 723 01:01:05,533 --> 01:01:08,800 - I'm serious. - Nice image. 724 01:01:08,833 --> 01:01:11,400 Thanks for the shock and awe sex-ed talk. 725 01:01:11,433 --> 01:01:15,467 Oh! Thank you, thank you! 726 01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:17,267 Come on! 727 01:01:19,700 --> 01:01:21,567 Bye-bye. 728 01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:30,300 - Want me to come in with you? - I think I've had enough embarrassment for one day. 729 01:01:30,333 --> 01:01:32,200 Of course. 730 01:01:32,233 --> 01:01:35,167 Oh, here. Let me give you... 731 01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:37,333 They took your wallet? 732 01:01:37,367 --> 01:01:39,633 Let me guess, your phone, car keys, 733 01:01:39,667 --> 01:01:42,800 all our links to civilization? Nice. 734 01:01:42,833 --> 01:01:45,333 You've gotta be kidding me! 735 01:01:45,367 --> 01:01:50,167 I've gotta do something about the alien gnawing inside of my womb. 736 01:02:07,100 --> 01:02:10,900 Look! It's little Indian thief! Poca-hump-ass! 737 01:02:10,933 --> 01:02:13,767 Busted! 738 01:02:22,567 --> 01:02:25,200 Collect from Lewis Birch. 739 01:02:26,100 --> 01:02:27,633 It's true. 740 01:02:27,667 --> 01:02:29,700 Pocahontas was the first American 741 01:02:29,733 --> 01:02:31,633 whose story's been reduced to a cartoon 742 01:02:31,667 --> 01:02:33,533 for morons like you to feel good 743 01:02:33,567 --> 01:02:35,300 about years of subjugation. 744 01:02:35,333 --> 01:02:39,400 But this happens to be an early frontier outfit. 745 01:02:39,433 --> 01:02:41,000 Whatever. 746 01:02:42,333 --> 01:02:45,467 All right. I guess you little peepers 747 01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:47,700 don't wanna get your willies sucked off, then. 748 01:02:50,433 --> 01:02:53,033 Uh, yeah, we do. 749 01:02:53,067 --> 01:02:57,533 First, I wanna hear you say, I'm dumb oppressor spawn. 750 01:02:57,567 --> 01:02:59,933 Lewis, why aren't you at the conference? 751 01:02:59,967 --> 01:03:03,467 Well, long story. Um... 752 01:03:03,500 --> 01:03:06,167 So, have you had a chance to read the book? 753 01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:10,300 Well, I stopped halfway through, but I can tell you, it's brilliant. 754 01:03:10,333 --> 01:03:14,167 It's the kind of book that's gonna change the way 755 01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:16,733 we understand American history. 756 01:03:18,733 --> 01:03:23,467 And even though I'm so stupid I can't spell misogynist, 757 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:25,133 I will treat women with respect. 758 01:03:25,167 --> 01:03:28,233 Good enough. Now give me 20 bucks. 759 01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:35,033 Each. 760 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:38,400 Now, listen carefully. 761 01:03:38,433 --> 01:03:40,633 I want you to go to the men's room 762 01:03:40,667 --> 01:03:42,567 and wash yourselves thoroughly. 763 01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:44,800 Like, five minutes, at least. 764 01:03:44,833 --> 01:03:47,833 And then wait for me in the room that says 765 01:03:47,867 --> 01:03:51,200 Employees only. Got it? 766 01:03:51,233 --> 01:03:56,967 But Lewis, I just don't see how you're gonna cut it down to 500 pages. 767 01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:00,200 And there is one other thing. 768 01:04:00,233 --> 01:04:06,067 Um, I got the press packet for Pierce Pratter's new book. 769 01:04:06,100 --> 01:04:08,333 It's called York Speaks. 770 01:04:08,367 --> 01:04:12,733 And I'm just kicking myself I let this get through 771 01:04:12,767 --> 01:04:14,567 and beat us to the punch. 772 01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:18,000 Pierce Pratter? He's not an academic, 773 01:04:18,033 --> 01:04:22,467 he sells sugarcoated Hollywood history to people in airports. 774 01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:27,233 I know, but unfortunately, uh, that's our market. 775 01:04:27,267 --> 01:04:33,367 Sadly, with subjects like this the market can only absorb one book every few years. 776 01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:35,567 What? 777 01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:40,400 I'm truly sorry, Lewis, but we're not gonna publish your book. 778 01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:46,567 So... so that's it? 779 01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:48,967 I thought we had a deal. You said we had a deal. 780 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:54,667 Well, the good news is that you get to keep the advance. 781 01:04:59,733 --> 01:05:01,533 Lewis? 782 01:05:25,167 --> 01:05:28,300 Can I help you? 783 01:05:28,333 --> 01:05:32,000 - Pierce Pratter. - Oh! Just took them out of the box. 784 01:05:32,033 --> 01:05:33,200 Right over here. 785 01:05:52,100 --> 01:05:54,900 I take it you're a history buff? 786 01:05:54,933 --> 01:05:59,400 You know, I also have some autographed copies of his The Passion of Lewis and Clark. 787 01:05:59,433 --> 01:06:02,367 Do you mind?! 788 01:06:06,033 --> 01:06:08,167 Oh, man! 789 01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:10,067 Oh, no. 790 01:06:13,700 --> 01:06:17,333 - There! - Sir! 791 01:06:17,367 --> 01:06:21,267 Sir! 792 01:06:28,700 --> 01:06:31,700 Lewis Meriwether Birch! 793 01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:34,900 Lewis! 794 01:06:34,933 --> 01:06:36,667 I am so sorry, ma'am. 795 01:06:36,700 --> 01:06:39,667 It seems someone forgot to take his medicine today! 796 01:06:39,700 --> 01:06:42,367 You get over here and apologize! 797 01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:44,467 I'm going to count to five, 798 01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:48,467 four, three, two... 799 01:06:51,567 --> 01:06:55,567 I'm very sorry, ma'am. 800 01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:57,767 I'm very sorry, ma'am. 801 01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:12,000 Really. 802 01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:17,500 What was that? 803 01:07:17,533 --> 01:07:19,567 I don't wanna talk about it. 804 01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:22,700 I can only handle one crazy in the family. 805 01:07:22,733 --> 01:07:26,700 - Understand? - Yes, I do. 806 01:07:26,733 --> 01:07:31,900 All plugged up in the female department, if you'd care to ask. 807 01:07:31,933 --> 01:07:34,400 Of course I care. I'm... 808 01:07:34,433 --> 01:07:37,667 I'm sorry, I... God, I wish your mother was here. 809 01:07:37,700 --> 01:07:40,333 You overestimate her. 810 01:07:40,367 --> 01:07:42,243 Well, it's just that she would have known what to do. 811 01:07:42,267 --> 01:07:45,867 I'm just sorry I'm not any help at all. 812 01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:49,400 Can we give the self-loathing and obsessive apologizing a break? 813 01:07:49,433 --> 01:07:51,033 Yes, we can. I'm sorry. 814 01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:52,867 I mean, I'm sorry. I... 815 01:07:52,900 --> 01:07:55,467 I mean, yes. 816 01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:58,533 It's over. 817 01:08:00,867 --> 01:08:04,067 So how did you get the money to buy that stuff? 818 01:08:04,100 --> 01:08:08,767 How about we just don't ask, don't tell on that one? 819 01:08:20,167 --> 01:08:25,067 I didn't wanna say this before, but Eastern Kentucky State? 820 01:08:25,100 --> 01:08:27,633 So beneath you. 821 01:08:27,667 --> 01:08:31,567 And that Pratter book? Not in your league. 822 01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:36,833 Well, unfortunately, they reward the one 823 01:08:36,867 --> 01:08:39,500 who's first out of the gate. 824 01:08:39,533 --> 01:08:42,367 All those interviews at the conference? 825 01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:46,500 It's contingent on my publishing. 826 01:08:46,533 --> 01:08:50,533 Not everyone wants the dumbed-down version of things. 827 01:08:50,567 --> 01:08:53,967 Have you even sent the book to anyone outside of Appalachia? 828 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:57,233 They all passed. That's why they have it. 829 01:08:57,267 --> 01:09:01,800 They passed after Yale dumped you and no one thought you'd finish. 830 01:09:01,833 --> 01:09:03,733 I'm still not finished. 831 01:09:03,767 --> 01:09:07,000 Well, what does that say about you? 832 01:09:09,833 --> 01:09:15,000 Robert Caro spent 20 years on his Johnson biography. 833 01:09:15,033 --> 01:09:19,333 Right? He immersed himself in every detail, exhausted every source, 834 01:09:19,367 --> 01:09:22,467 and you know what? He's still not done. 835 01:09:22,500 --> 01:09:27,167 Didn't he, like, publish a few volumes and win some Pulitzers? 836 01:09:29,100 --> 01:09:30,900 There's a bigger burden of proof 837 01:09:30,933 --> 01:09:33,400 when you wanna change history. All right? 838 01:09:33,433 --> 01:09:36,567 - Remember that. - Says who? 839 01:09:50,433 --> 01:09:53,233 Hey, Jack. Where is everybody? 840 01:09:53,267 --> 01:09:57,700 Jack. I asked you to look after Stanley. Where is he? 841 01:10:00,700 --> 01:10:03,333 Come on, Jack, where is he? 842 01:10:06,033 --> 01:10:09,667 Are you a scallywag? Come on, you no-good scallywag! 843 01:10:09,700 --> 01:10:11,533 - Ay-yi-yi. - Scallywag! 844 01:10:11,567 --> 01:10:14,333 All right, I thought we went through this. 845 01:10:14,367 --> 01:10:16,200 - Come on, hand it over. - What? 846 01:10:16,233 --> 01:10:17,833 The doobie. What kind of brother 847 01:10:17,867 --> 01:10:20,167 doesn't share with his little sis? 848 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:22,867 I'm losing my patience here. 849 01:10:25,900 --> 01:10:27,533 You know, I give you one simple task, 850 01:10:27,567 --> 01:10:30,800 and you've managed to screw that up too. 851 01:10:30,833 --> 01:10:33,767 You know your grandfather's not well, right? 852 01:10:35,033 --> 01:10:39,967 - Stanley! - I'm sure he's fine. 853 01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:43,700 Yeah, the man is armed, thinks it's 1805, 854 01:10:43,733 --> 01:10:46,867 and that he's Captain Clark, slave owner of York. 855 01:10:46,900 --> 01:10:51,567 Cyrus is probably looking after him. 856 01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:53,133 Stanley! 857 01:10:53,167 --> 01:10:56,500 Stanley! 858 01:11:45,333 --> 01:11:47,467 Stanley! Thank God! 859 01:11:47,500 --> 01:11:51,600 Pull another stunt like that, you're expelled. 860 01:11:53,267 --> 01:11:56,800 I ought to give you 40 lashings for desertion. 861 01:11:56,833 --> 01:12:00,700 You know, this whole emasculated man who overcompensates 862 01:12:00,733 --> 01:12:05,067 by playing dress-up tyrant is getting tiring. 863 01:12:05,100 --> 01:12:07,400 If you can't discipline that cherry, I will. 864 01:12:07,433 --> 01:12:11,167 You lay a hand on her, I'll break it off. 865 01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:13,667 Mind how you speak to your commanding officer, private. 866 01:12:13,700 --> 01:12:15,233 You've been warned. 867 01:12:40,500 --> 01:12:44,600 Have you seen Jack or Abigail? I'm starting to get worried. 868 01:12:46,033 --> 01:12:47,967 Um, mm-mm. 869 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:52,200 Abby knows these woods like the back of her hand. 870 01:12:52,233 --> 01:12:53,400 They'll turn up. 871 01:12:54,933 --> 01:12:57,367 Evening. 872 01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:59,200 - Here you go. - Oh. 873 01:12:59,233 --> 01:13:02,333 It's mushroom and bean soup, made with veggie stock. 874 01:13:02,367 --> 01:13:04,433 Thank you. 875 01:13:05,767 --> 01:13:08,133 Dear Lord, 876 01:13:08,167 --> 01:13:10,167 thank you for this meal, 877 01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:12,567 even though we should have been eating venison. 878 01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:15,533 - Amen. - Amen. 879 01:13:15,567 --> 01:13:18,133 Mm. 880 01:13:18,167 --> 01:13:20,700 So, Cyrus, Mary, 881 01:13:20,733 --> 01:13:24,000 um, we wanna thank you for a memorable time. 882 01:13:24,033 --> 01:13:26,333 And let you know we'll be leaving tomorrow, 883 01:13:26,367 --> 01:13:30,800 - and taking Stanley with us. - Oh, shucks. 884 01:13:30,833 --> 01:13:32,867 No, you don't wanna miss tomorrow. 885 01:13:32,900 --> 01:13:37,033 No, we're meeting up with the other platoons for the big powwow. 886 01:13:37,067 --> 01:13:42,133 That's a shame. We have to... we had to have been in Oregon days ago. 887 01:13:42,167 --> 01:13:44,367 You hear that, Stanley? 888 01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:46,867 We're taking you home tomorrow. 889 01:13:46,900 --> 01:13:48,900 All right? 890 01:13:48,933 --> 01:13:52,333 We're gonna need our stuff back. 891 01:14:02,167 --> 01:14:04,833 - Who dares approacheth? - Me and Jack. 892 01:14:04,867 --> 01:14:06,067 No, no, no. 893 01:14:06,100 --> 01:14:08,500 We've got company. 894 01:14:08,533 --> 01:14:13,300 Oh! Come, join us. Please. 895 01:14:13,333 --> 01:14:18,200 Good going, scouts. Yes, come and join our community. 896 01:14:18,233 --> 01:14:21,367 Nell, can you rustle up some grub for our guests? 897 01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:23,133 What a remarkable event. 898 01:14:23,167 --> 01:14:27,200 Um, sit. Uh... 899 01:14:27,233 --> 01:14:29,733 No, down. Sit... sit. 900 01:14:29,767 --> 01:14:33,067 Good. Good, here. 901 01:14:33,100 --> 01:14:36,200 Uh, OK. Uh... 902 01:14:36,233 --> 01:14:38,867 Uh... eat. Eat. 903 01:14:38,900 --> 01:14:41,067 Eat. Uh, put... 904 01:14:41,100 --> 01:14:45,733 Your mouth... yeah. Yes! They're really catching on. 905 01:14:45,767 --> 01:14:48,067 Nell made this. They don't understand that. 906 01:14:48,100 --> 01:14:50,833 Oh, get... 907 01:14:50,867 --> 01:14:54,333 Good. Um... 908 01:14:54,367 --> 01:14:57,900 We... we... 909 01:14:57,933 --> 01:15:01,967 uh, come from a, uh, 910 01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:05,133 a far-off land. 911 01:15:05,167 --> 01:15:08,533 We're the great chief 912 01:15:08,567 --> 01:15:12,333 of the, uh, 17 nations 913 01:15:12,367 --> 01:15:14,167 of the United States. 914 01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:18,733 Lives in a big White... 915 01:15:18,767 --> 01:15:21,633 House. 916 01:15:21,667 --> 01:15:24,333 I'm not sure how much more of this I can handle. 917 01:15:24,367 --> 01:15:28,167 Um... oh, yeah. Let's see. 918 01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:32,167 Some of... our culture to you. 919 01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:35,400 This is ho... horn. 920 01:15:35,433 --> 01:15:36,900 That's... something like that. 921 01:15:36,933 --> 01:15:40,167 And this... look at this beautiful item. 922 01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:44,233 Never seen anything like that. We have many of those. 923 01:15:44,267 --> 01:15:47,033 Ah. The peace pipe. 924 01:15:47,067 --> 01:15:49,467 You know, despite the politics, 925 01:15:49,500 --> 01:15:52,867 it's not that far from the actual welcome ceremony 926 01:15:52,900 --> 01:15:54,500 Lewis and Clark performed. 927 01:15:54,533 --> 01:15:56,800 I mean, the gifts, the peace pipe... 928 01:15:56,833 --> 01:15:59,733 all true. 929 01:15:59,767 --> 01:16:04,333 Mary, show them how we have fun. 930 01:16:04,367 --> 01:16:06,567 All right. 931 01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:12,633 Please! 932 01:16:12,667 --> 01:16:16,000 This is what we do. This is what we do to have fun. 933 01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:32,900 Whoo! 934 01:16:49,933 --> 01:16:51,867 Whoo! 935 01:17:17,100 --> 01:17:19,533 Your son has a very good source. 936 01:17:19,567 --> 01:17:22,500 Oh, please don't tell me that. 937 01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:27,833 And he's quite the artiste. 938 01:17:38,700 --> 01:17:41,533 I didn't know he was so good. 939 01:17:41,567 --> 01:17:45,500 I mean, I'm... I'm just a bad father. 940 01:17:49,533 --> 01:17:53,700 - Oh, no, no, no. - Oh, come on. You need it. 941 01:17:53,733 --> 01:17:57,700 You know how people get flushed when they drink? 942 01:17:57,733 --> 01:18:00,800 - Mm-hm. - Like they're missing a gene or something? 943 01:18:00,833 --> 01:18:03,900 Well, that's what it's like with me and grass. 944 01:18:03,933 --> 01:18:08,633 - You get flushed? - No. Uh, well, I'm just not genetically equipped for it. 945 01:18:08,667 --> 01:18:11,667 You know, most people, they get stoned, 946 01:18:11,700 --> 01:18:15,900 and they wax deep thoughts. Me... 947 01:18:15,933 --> 01:18:19,067 - I just cry. - Oh. 948 01:18:19,100 --> 01:18:21,867 I don't know why. 949 01:18:21,900 --> 01:18:25,833 When's the last time you got stoned? 950 01:18:25,867 --> 01:18:28,000 Seventeen years, 951 01:18:28,033 --> 01:18:31,700 11 months and 14 days. 952 01:18:32,833 --> 01:18:34,333 You're counting? 953 01:18:34,367 --> 01:18:36,667 No, it's the day that Jack was conceived. 954 01:18:36,700 --> 01:18:40,900 - Oh. - I still think I'm to blame for why he seems to be 955 01:18:40,933 --> 01:18:45,467 so perpetually stoned. 956 01:18:45,500 --> 01:18:49,633 - It got you laid. - Yeah, after a two-hour ball session 957 01:18:49,667 --> 01:18:54,733 with my soon-to-be ex-wife. Only when she took pity on me. 958 01:18:54,767 --> 01:18:58,133 Still got you laid. 959 01:18:58,167 --> 01:19:00,367 Here. 960 01:19:04,067 --> 01:19:07,900 I suppose I could always use a good cry. 961 01:19:19,667 --> 01:19:24,067 Oh. 962 01:19:27,833 --> 01:19:30,300 - You OK? - Uh-huh. 963 01:19:30,333 --> 01:19:33,567 - It's been a while. - Yeah. 964 01:19:33,600 --> 01:19:38,400 So... what's with this martyr complex, anyway? 965 01:19:38,433 --> 01:19:42,567 I mean, what the hell are you repenting for? 966 01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:48,967 Today, on this day, 967 01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:52,700 I was officially rejected 968 01:19:52,733 --> 01:19:57,500 by the Eastern Kentucky State University Press. 969 01:19:57,533 --> 01:20:00,200 - Eastern Kentucky? - Mm. 970 01:20:00,233 --> 01:20:03,667 They're the publishers of paperback books under 500 pages, 971 01:20:03,700 --> 01:20:07,000 or the bindings will break. 972 01:20:10,533 --> 01:20:12,967 I did everything right. OK? 973 01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:15,233 I put myself through college, three years. 974 01:20:15,267 --> 01:20:20,533 - Wow. - I got a PhD in four. 975 01:20:20,567 --> 01:20:23,367 Plum professorship. 976 01:20:25,733 --> 01:20:28,733 Top publisher, just... 977 01:20:28,767 --> 01:20:30,933 all lined up. 978 01:20:33,367 --> 01:20:36,267 And I just blew it. 979 01:20:38,667 --> 01:20:43,333 Half my life, the same book, 980 01:20:43,367 --> 01:20:45,533 still not finished. 981 01:20:48,333 --> 01:20:50,767 Yeah. 982 01:20:54,367 --> 01:20:56,200 Welcome back to earth. 983 01:21:02,100 --> 01:21:04,000 Maybe it's my curse. 984 01:21:08,033 --> 01:21:10,300 You know, Lewis... 985 01:21:10,333 --> 01:21:14,100 Lewis never finished his book about the expedition. 986 01:21:16,100 --> 01:21:18,467 He had a huge publishing deal too. 987 01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:21,167 Jefferson was hounding him. 988 01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:23,567 The whole world was waiting. 989 01:21:25,267 --> 01:21:29,533 He just got paralyzed by the pressure. 990 01:21:31,167 --> 01:21:33,667 He offed himself. 991 01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:42,233 And he... he was a guy... 992 01:21:42,267 --> 01:21:46,200 who led a party across a strange, 993 01:21:46,233 --> 01:21:48,500 and unknown land. 994 01:21:48,533 --> 01:21:52,233 Brought them back, 995 01:21:52,267 --> 01:21:57,367 and still felt he hadn't achieved... 996 01:21:57,400 --> 01:21:59,867 Where does that leave me? 997 01:21:59,900 --> 01:22:06,000 What difference have I made? 998 01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:09,500 Well, you're... you're here, 999 01:22:09,533 --> 01:22:12,233 and you're alive, 1000 01:22:12,267 --> 01:22:14,900 and you're taking care of your father and your kids. 1001 01:22:14,933 --> 01:22:19,000 No, they think I'm pathetic. I'm telling you, I cannot handle this. 1002 01:22:19,033 --> 01:22:22,567 I... 1003 01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:32,733 It's OK. 1004 01:22:44,833 --> 01:22:47,033 - Oops. - Oh... 1005 01:22:47,067 --> 01:22:49,033 Oh... it's very moist. 1006 01:22:49,067 --> 01:22:51,933 - Just... - Oh... 1007 01:22:55,567 --> 01:22:56,700 I should go. 1008 01:22:56,733 --> 01:22:59,133 - I got up so early. - OK. 1009 01:22:59,167 --> 01:23:01,667 - All right. - It's OK. 1010 01:23:01,700 --> 01:23:03,733 What am I wearing? 1011 01:23:10,333 --> 01:23:11,900 Daddy! 1012 01:23:11,933 --> 01:23:14,800 Stop! 1013 01:23:14,833 --> 01:23:17,333 No! 1014 01:23:17,367 --> 01:23:20,500 - Please, no! Stop! - Hey! 1015 01:23:20,533 --> 01:23:24,633 - Hey! Stop that! - Dad, help me! 1016 01:23:24,667 --> 01:23:27,667 - What the hell are you doing?! - - Punishing this young man 1017 01:23:27,700 --> 01:23:31,733 for behavior ill-befitting a member of the Corps. 1018 01:23:31,767 --> 01:23:33,967 He defiled the sanctity of my daughter. 1019 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:36,200 - Are you out of your mind?! - You stand aside, 1020 01:23:36,233 --> 01:23:37,800 or I'll make a man of you next. 1021 01:23:37,833 --> 01:23:39,700 You lay a hand on my kid, 1022 01:23:39,733 --> 01:23:42,967 I'm gonna have the police come and haul you away. You got it? 1023 01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:45,833 Captain! Seize this mutinous, scally-wagging fool! 1024 01:23:45,867 --> 01:23:50,233 I love you, Jack! I love you more than Jesus! 1025 01:23:50,267 --> 01:23:53,000 Oh, I love you more than oxygen! 1026 01:23:53,033 --> 01:23:54,576 Don't stand there, do something, captain! 1027 01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:56,700 No! 1028 01:23:56,733 --> 01:23:59,133 It is over. It's over. You are not Captain Clark. 1029 01:23:59,167 --> 01:24:02,633 You're just Stanley Birch, we're done playing. 1030 01:24:02,667 --> 01:24:06,867 - Come on. - That's it! You're kicked out of the Corps! 1031 01:24:06,900 --> 01:24:11,367 All of you! 1032 01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:14,667 Get your stuff together. We're out of here. 1033 01:24:14,700 --> 01:24:16,467 This is why you're homeschooled! 1034 01:24:16,500 --> 01:24:18,900 - I liked it! - They're just... 1035 01:24:18,933 --> 01:24:21,833 They're heathens, Mother. That's all. We're going home. 1036 01:24:26,500 --> 01:24:29,033 You wanna tell me what happened? 1037 01:24:32,167 --> 01:24:34,367 You wouldn't understand. 1038 01:24:36,100 --> 01:24:38,867 Where'd you find that? 1039 01:24:40,100 --> 01:24:43,033 Uh, just found it. 1040 01:24:44,833 --> 01:24:46,800 It was mine, you know. 1041 01:24:46,833 --> 01:24:51,400 I made it on one of these treks a long time ago. 1042 01:24:51,433 --> 01:24:56,533 - You want it back? - No. 1043 01:24:56,567 --> 01:25:00,100 - You can keep it, if you want. - Sure. 1044 01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:08,033 What about this? 1045 01:25:09,333 --> 01:25:11,633 Look at me. 1046 01:25:11,667 --> 01:25:16,700 You know, you shouldn't smoke pot. Rots your brain. 1047 01:25:16,733 --> 01:25:19,200 But these... 1048 01:25:19,233 --> 01:25:22,600 Wow. These are... 1049 01:25:23,733 --> 01:25:25,667 hella cool. 1050 01:25:29,833 --> 01:25:32,733 Lewis, hurry, it's Stanley! 1051 01:25:36,367 --> 01:25:37,800 Ho! Whoa, whoa! 1052 01:25:37,833 --> 01:25:40,667 Whoa, whoa, hey! Don't shoot! Don't shoot! 1053 01:25:40,700 --> 01:25:43,400 If he so much as twitches his trigger finger, I'm taking him out. 1054 01:25:43,433 --> 01:25:45,567 Just let me handle this. OK? 1055 01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:48,367 No offense, but maybe we should 1056 01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:50,167 let a professional handle this. 1057 01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:55,000 - Weren't we leaving? - Just don't let him shoot anybody. 1058 01:25:55,033 --> 01:25:58,833 - You too, Jack. - OK. 1059 01:26:21,167 --> 01:26:23,900 Take another step, and I'll blow your head off! 1060 01:26:23,933 --> 01:26:29,000 - Stanley, it's me. - You hard of hearing? 1061 01:26:29,033 --> 01:26:34,033 - It's your son, Lewis. - You make another move, 1062 01:26:34,067 --> 01:26:35,867 I will shoot. 1063 01:26:42,900 --> 01:26:47,300 Don't! Don't shoot! Don't shoot! Don't shoot! 1064 01:26:47,333 --> 01:26:51,633 Next time, I won't miss. 1065 01:26:51,667 --> 01:26:53,700 Now, you red savages make a move, 1066 01:26:53,733 --> 01:26:57,533 I'll fill your bellies full of lead! 1067 01:27:06,833 --> 01:27:08,700 Captain Clark. 1068 01:27:16,100 --> 01:27:18,533 Is that you? 1069 01:27:21,267 --> 01:27:25,667 It is your friend, Meriwether Lewis. 1070 01:27:27,433 --> 01:27:32,833 William, my friend. 1071 01:27:39,400 --> 01:27:41,500 Captain. 1072 01:27:41,533 --> 01:27:44,500 This ain't friendly territory. 1073 01:27:44,533 --> 01:27:47,733 Well, then, uh, maybe we should move out, then. 1074 01:27:47,767 --> 01:27:51,167 They'll shoot us in the back if we retreat. 1075 01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:56,167 Then I will flank your right and reinforce you. You hear? 1076 01:27:56,200 --> 01:28:00,433 So whatever you do, don't shoot. 1077 01:28:09,567 --> 01:28:13,033 What's the situation, sir? 1078 01:28:14,433 --> 01:28:17,100 They got Sergeant Floyd. 1079 01:28:19,533 --> 01:28:22,300 Let me take over, captain. You rest. 1080 01:28:22,333 --> 01:28:25,833 No, no. You can't trust these redskins. 1081 01:28:25,867 --> 01:28:30,233 You so much as sneeze, I'll blow your dirty faces off! 1082 01:28:30,267 --> 01:28:33,567 Tell me, what happened to Floyd? 1083 01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:39,600 They just... they came in the middle of the night, and they just took him. 1084 01:28:41,433 --> 01:28:44,633 Should we, uh, send out a search party? 1085 01:28:44,667 --> 01:28:46,233 No. 1086 01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:50,600 Floyd's gone. 1087 01:28:56,200 --> 01:28:58,400 It's not your fault. 1088 01:29:01,433 --> 01:29:05,633 I should have been there to stop them. 1089 01:29:05,667 --> 01:29:08,500 There's nothing you could have done. 1090 01:29:10,500 --> 01:29:15,200 I should have been there... more. 1091 01:29:22,933 --> 01:29:28,667 I think... I think I'm gonna take the gun now, Stanley. 1092 01:29:33,033 --> 01:29:35,667 I'm taking the gun now, OK? 1093 01:29:39,333 --> 01:29:41,333 You've gotta let go. 1094 01:29:48,700 --> 01:29:53,200 I just miss her... so much. 1095 01:29:53,233 --> 01:29:55,700 I know. 1096 01:29:57,833 --> 01:29:59,767 We all do. 1097 01:30:03,600 --> 01:30:05,933 We all do. 1098 01:30:10,033 --> 01:30:11,700 Come on. 1099 01:30:14,267 --> 01:30:16,533 Yeah. 1100 01:30:16,567 --> 01:30:18,533 OK. 1101 01:30:44,267 --> 01:30:48,233 That was very brave, Dad. Didn't think you had it in you. 1102 01:30:48,267 --> 01:30:50,700 Yeah. Very cool. 1103 01:30:52,033 --> 01:30:54,133 So... 1104 01:30:54,167 --> 01:30:56,200 what do you say we get out of here? 1105 01:30:56,233 --> 01:30:59,200 Hm? We got a conference to get to. 1106 01:30:59,233 --> 01:31:01,900 What about our stuff? 1107 01:31:05,267 --> 01:31:08,233 I know I took your things, 1108 01:31:08,267 --> 01:31:11,667 and I buried them. 1109 01:31:11,700 --> 01:31:15,000 - But... - Come on, Stanley, no. 1110 01:31:15,033 --> 01:31:19,367 Look, think. OK? Just think. 1111 01:31:19,400 --> 01:31:22,367 Our keys, my phone, 1112 01:31:22,400 --> 01:31:25,967 my wallet, our IDs. 1113 01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:27,867 Everything. 1114 01:31:27,900 --> 01:31:32,333 Where? Just think. 1115 01:31:32,367 --> 01:31:36,700 I'm sorry, but I just don't know. 1116 01:31:38,367 --> 01:31:39,767 Oi. 1117 01:31:45,367 --> 01:31:48,000 Is there any way I can help? 1118 01:31:57,400 --> 01:31:59,933 I don't even wanna know where you learned to do that. 1119 01:31:59,967 --> 01:32:02,500 I could probably hotwire it. 1120 01:32:02,533 --> 01:32:05,733 Let's just stick to the plan. 1121 01:32:05,767 --> 01:32:08,767 Nell's driving us to Oregon. 1122 01:32:20,867 --> 01:32:22,700 Move over for your grandpa. 1123 01:32:23,500 --> 01:32:26,333 Here you go. 1124 01:32:26,367 --> 01:32:28,067 Thank you. 1125 01:33:25,367 --> 01:33:28,400 She was always torn up about you. 1126 01:33:31,233 --> 01:33:35,200 Never stopped blaming me. 1127 01:33:37,833 --> 01:33:42,533 Even made me write out an apology once. 1128 01:33:44,533 --> 01:33:47,333 But I never sent the damn thing. 1129 01:33:51,167 --> 01:33:53,900 What did it say? 1130 01:33:53,933 --> 01:33:58,300 The, uh, apology. 1131 01:33:58,333 --> 01:34:03,200 Well, I can't remember what I saw on television the night before. 1132 01:34:12,767 --> 01:34:19,067 No one ever teaches about this stuff. 1133 01:34:20,833 --> 01:34:23,000 Being a parent. 1134 01:34:30,867 --> 01:34:33,167 You didn't do too bad. 1135 01:36:45,067 --> 01:36:49,333 You know, the Corps of Discovery took over 500 days to reach the West Coast. 1136 01:36:49,367 --> 01:36:52,533 Look at us. 1137 01:36:52,567 --> 01:36:55,367 I think you just missed the exit. 1138 01:36:55,400 --> 01:36:59,467 Hello? I think it said Portland. 1139 01:36:59,500 --> 01:37:02,133 My talk started 45 minutes ago. 1140 01:37:02,167 --> 01:37:05,467 - We're not going. - What? 1141 01:37:05,500 --> 01:37:08,667 What about meeting colleges? Find a new publisher? 1142 01:37:08,700 --> 01:37:11,033 Getting the job you deserve? 1143 01:37:11,067 --> 01:37:13,367 There'll be other conferences. 1144 01:37:13,400 --> 01:37:18,033 I just have to go to one more than once every 20 years. 1145 01:37:18,067 --> 01:37:23,033 - So you're just giving up? - No. 1146 01:37:24,200 --> 01:37:27,167 I'm just getting started. 1147 01:37:27,200 --> 01:37:30,767 Besides, I promised you the Pacific. Remember? 1148 01:38:05,500 --> 01:38:08,033 Thank you. 1149 01:39:11,900 --> 01:39:16,033 - What? - I thought you could give your talk. 1150 01:39:17,333 --> 01:39:20,267 Here? 1151 01:39:40,867 --> 01:39:43,333 It's 1804. 1152 01:39:43,367 --> 01:39:47,567 And the United States was still a young nation. 1153 01:39:47,600 --> 01:39:51,733 Thomas Jefferson knew that whoever controlled the Northwest Passage 1154 01:39:51,767 --> 01:39:55,667 would control the Americas. 1155 01:39:55,700 --> 01:39:58,200 That was Lewis and Clark's charge, 1156 01:39:58,233 --> 01:40:01,300 as they ventured into the unknown, 1157 01:40:01,333 --> 01:40:06,833 guided by an unrelenting desire to meet the Pacific. 1158 01:40:11,400 --> 01:40:17,333 Forty-eight brave souls started the two and a half year journey. 1159 01:40:17,367 --> 01:40:22,233 Thirty-three finished the 8,000 mile trek. 1160 01:40:26,600 --> 01:40:32,033 And each of them discovered a different America. 1161 01:41:30,367 --> 01:41:36,167 ♪ When the wine stops working and you're all run out ♪ 1162 01:41:38,667 --> 01:41:43,733 ♪ And all of your high hopes have all headed south ♪ 1163 01:41:46,600 --> 01:41:52,233 ♪ The songs left the stable and they never came home ♪ 1164 01:41:53,933 --> 01:41:59,600 ♪ And there ain't no forgetting that you're out on your own ♪ 1165 01:42:05,267 --> 01:42:09,567 ♪ Broken bottles shine 1166 01:42:09,600 --> 01:42:14,467 ♪ Just like stars make a wish anyway ♪ 1167 01:42:14,500 --> 01:42:18,700 ♪ Just your smile lit a 60-watt bulb ♪ 1168 01:42:18,733 --> 01:42:22,667 ♪ In my house that was darkened for days ♪ 1169 01:42:22,700 --> 01:42:27,833 ♪ Been thinking you probably should stay ♪ 1170 01:42:41,167 --> 01:42:46,500 ♪ When the going is long gone and the kick drum won't kick ♪ 1171 01:42:48,533 --> 01:42:51,200 ♪ When you fumble with your fiddle ♪ 1172 01:42:51,233 --> 01:42:54,667 ♪ And you're fresh out of tricks ♪ 1173 01:42:56,833 --> 01:43:04,167 ♪ And the horseflies are biting but the fish never do ♪ 1174 01:43:04,200 --> 01:43:10,367 ♪ And your heart's a thousand colors but they're all shades of blue ♪ 1175 01:43:12,867 --> 01:43:16,800 ♪ Broken bottles shine 1176 01:43:16,833 --> 01:43:21,667 ♪ Just like stars make a wish anyway ♪ 1177 01:43:21,700 --> 01:43:26,000 ♪ Just your smile lit a 60-watt bulb ♪ 1178 01:43:26,033 --> 01:43:30,467 ♪ In my house that was darkened for days ♪ 1179 01:43:30,500 --> 01:43:34,233 ♪ Been thinking you probably should stay ♪ 1180 01:43:34,267 --> 01:43:40,100 ♪ Yeah, I think that you probably should stay ♪ 1181 01:44:02,400 --> 01:44:07,200 ♪ And our dreams on the windowsill ♪ 1182 01:44:07,233 --> 01:44:12,867 ♪ See those trees turning gold in the hills ♪ 82286