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Tobruk is under 24-hour bombardment.
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The map on the wall keeps
being redrawn and men are dying.
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I share your impatience
with the conduct of the war,
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and I intend to do something
about it.
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Right now, beauty is not
a currency I value.
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Apologies, that sounded like an
attempt to be charming, didn't it?
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I've decided to form a
Parachute Regiment. You've decided?
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I've decided you are the right kind
of men.
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The others are all insane, in jail,
or, like me, in despair.
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Where's Mayne? He's going to Burma
to fight the Japanese.
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Heard you want to come as well.
Why not?
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We're not at war with Japan yet.
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If Paddy's going,
we will be quite soon.
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We parachute units of selected men
into the interior
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and then attack Rommel's
supply line from the desert.
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No-one parachutes in the desert.
We know.
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I was hoping Mayne would join us,
but we can do it without him.
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What should we call ourselves?
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We do not stand down any more.
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That should be
the name of our unit -
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the men who refuse to stand down.
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HE YELLS
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HUBBUB
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SHE KNOCKS ON DOOR
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Oh!
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You must be the French person.
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Ahem! Are you Colonel
Dudley Wrangel Clarke?
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Mm. At your service.
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And this is the, er...Cairo
headquarters
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of British Secret Intelligence
Middle East.
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Ahem!
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Fun, isn't it?
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If we don't get there soon,
we're going to lose him.
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BELL CLANGS
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FAINT CHATTER
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MAN GROANS
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PATIENT COUGHS
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FAINT CHATTER
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Nurse? This one's bleeding fast.
Get him checked by the doctor.
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Excuse me! Whoops!
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Dr Gamal, here's the list
of patients.
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So that's 15 from Tobruk,
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20 from Ubari and one from
God-knows.
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This is the one from God-knows.
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Shit! Get him through!
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Clear the way!
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I imagine you're a little surprised
I am who I am,
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this office is what it is, and...
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I do what I do in the way
that I do it.
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Nothing surprises me in Cairo,
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except your Chanel dress.
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Where did you get it?
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Oh, Paris.
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You're so beautiful.
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Oh, I wish I was French.
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I'm not French, I'm Algerian.
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And how is this your war?
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Trying to save Africa
from the Nazis.
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Close your eyes and imagine it.
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If you're spying for the French,
I know your boss.
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He's a drunk and a heroin addict.
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I'm able to negotiate my way
around his idiocy.
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Oh, good.
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In that case, when it comes to
Anglo-French intelligence operations
in Cairo...
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..why don't you and I just keep it
between ourselves?
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I'd like that.
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And may I suggest we start
with something...rather wonderful?
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Oh, shit!
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Is that a medical term?
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You can hear me?
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Do you feel any pain?
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What about now?
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What do you feel?
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Regret.
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If I die in this way, it would mean
my life was a one-act comedy
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with not even an interval
for gin and tonic.
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Prepare for surgery now! Quickly!
Now! Move, move, move!
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You see, war is about deception,
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because deception is a war
against reality,
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and reality is the enemy
of the soldier.
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Particularly the heroic soldier,
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must live a life of heroic fiction.
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And the fruit of deception
is victory.
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Death to the truth
and all its bastard offspring,
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including fear and caution.
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Colonel Clarke, you seem
to have invented
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an entire British regiment.
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Yes, from thin air.
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HE CHUCKLES
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I used actors for the photos
of soldiers.
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The planes are made out of wood
and glue.
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On aerial reconnaissance,
they seem terribly real.
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I made six copies of that folder
for indiscreet distribution.
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Took one to the Gauche club
last night in my briefcase,
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where I ran into the attache
at the Spanish Embassy,
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as of course, I knew I would.
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I accidentally left my briefcase
under his table for him to find,
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so that by tomorrow morning,
Berlin will be in receipt of
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fresh intelligence that the British
have a brand-new Parachute Regiment
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in east Libya preparing to
drop troops behind their lines.
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The Italians will send troops
back in response,
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then our glorious leader,
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Commander-in-chief Middle East
General Auchinleck will act,
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sending three British divisions
to attack the right flank,
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which will be almost defenceless,
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et voila!
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Battle won by wood, glue...and
my own genius.
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You can have that.
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Make copies,
leave it where it can be read.
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The Spanish and the Portuguese
diplomats are the fast-tracks
to Berlin.
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I, too, have an idea
for an operation,
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which I also think
is rather wonderful. Hmm?
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But the difference is,
my soldiers are real.
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DISTANT CHATTER
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Do you find anything out?
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Apparently, it was a complete
disaster.
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Stirling's parachute torn now.
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Did he die?
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They say it's touch-and-go.
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See, the problem with Stirling
is that he is a dreamer.
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So are you, Paddy.
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Oh, he is from that class of men
who do things
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imagining they are writing it down
in their autobiography,
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until their biography reaches
an unexpected full stop.
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If he dies, I will attend
his funeral.
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Because...for some reason,
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he actually liked me.
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HE GRUNTS
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Huh!
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Oh!
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HE LAUGHS
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AIRCRAFT PASSES OVERHEAD
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What on earth are you doing
jumping out of airplanes?
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Even as a boy, you were always
idiotically optimistic
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about the effects of gravity.
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I'm told by the doctor
not to express pity.
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They said pity
suggests hopelessness,
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which encourages despair.
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Ah. Rigorous concern is preferred,
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so I will be rigorous in my concern.
How are you?
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My mother looked up my condition
in a medical dictionary.
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She tells me only one in five people
with a spine contusion
ever walk again.
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But I'm always, always
in the minority.
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She believes I will be
one of the one in five.
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She also tells me of grouse.
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I've been working on the idea. Hmm.
Your idea.
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My idea now, because I've added
some whistles and bells.
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Yes, take a look.
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This is totally illegible.
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Oh. Well, my eyes hurt,
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so I've been writing
with my eyes closed.
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But, you see, I'm hoping to persuade
my eyes
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and my legs, my FUCKING legs...
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Sh.
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..persuade my legs
that they are required.
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I'm making a case to my toes,
my shins and my insolent knees
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that they are needed!
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Needed for what?
Ideas are coming quickly.
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Even this feather is confirmation!
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Falling from between the pages
like fate. Come.
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You see, on my family estate,
they shoot grouse,
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BUT they only shoot them
when they are in the air.
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Grouse? We would be a regiment
of fucking poachers
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shooting grouse in their roost
in the dark.
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Shooting them on the ground.
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Not like gentlemen, not at all.
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You know, you might consider it
prudent to ask them what medication
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they're giving you, because
you're not making any sense at all.
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Ah!
STIRLING CHUCKLES
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The grouse are German
and Italian aeroplanes.
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We won't wait for them to take off,
we will shoot them on the ground.
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Think about it!
There's no point thinking about it
cos it's all academic.
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Even if we could get to
the airstrips, there's no bomb
small enough
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to carry miles across the desert,
and we'd need dozens.
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You can figure that out and I'll
persuade Paddy Mayne to join us.
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The news from GHQ is that
our little experiment is over.
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Our unit has been stood down
with immediate effect.
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Paddy Mayne is going to Burma
and I'm going back to Tobruk.
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And I imagine you are being sent
home to Scotland.
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No. No-one does things with me,
or to me.
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I will get better.
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Then, Lewes,
you and I and Paddy Mayne...
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..we WILL go poaching.
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UPBEAT JAZZ RECITAL
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I have some very important
intelligence
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from a long-range desert group.
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But I'm afraid it's all the way...
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..over here.
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You're a bastard. I know.
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I received word
from General de Gaulle last night,
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and he gave me permission to speak
to you about a certain matter.
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There we go. Careful!
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HE STRAINS
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These men are not actors.
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They're all French paratroopers who
escaped France ahead of the Nazis.
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General de Gaulle
urgently wants these men
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to join up with a British unit.
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Why are you telling me?
I do jokes and tricks.
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The British are losing the war
and need all the help they can get.
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You are the most effective
covert operative in Africa.
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You make things happen.
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HE STRAINS
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Textbook recruitment technique.
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Batten into submission
with flattery.
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I love it. Do continue.
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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
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British High Command listens to you.
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It's just an operation that requires
French-speaking soldiers.
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Ah, creative formulation is my area.
Don't tread on my toes.
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I'm the one who invents regiments
around here.
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I will tread on your toes
when we dance.
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Oh, we're dancing, are we?
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Phase two - after flattery
is usually seduction.
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But that may not work with you.
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I do love to dance.
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So, we have a deal?
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I will help you with
your fictional regiment
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if you help me with my real one.
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Vive la France.
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God save the King.
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Well done.
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Now, let's do it all again.
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Shall we?
SHE CHUCKLES
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HE PLAYS "FUR ELISE"
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Lieutenant Mayne!
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Paddy, are you supposed to be
somewhere else?
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Looking for Lieutenant Robert Mayne!
Probably.
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You're in check.
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Paddy?
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Why don't you just make yourself
known to the captain?
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I'm hardly known to myself.
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Plus, the captain gets my goat.
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Lieutenant Mayne!
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Paddy? Think about Burma.
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Don't do anything that will
jeopardise our deployment to Burma.
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Hey! I've been looking all over
fucking Cairo for you!
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You're meant to be in a briefing!
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But you're too busy playing chess
with your boyfriend.
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Get on your fucking feet, and get
yourself a shave while you're at it!
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PADDY SCOFFS
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I have my friend in check.
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In two moves, it'll be checkmate.
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Now, wait your fucking turn.
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Get on your fucking feet,
you lazy Irish fuck...! Argh!
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CAPTAIN GROANS
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LOW CHATTER
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CAPTAIN YELLS
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PIANO KEYS CLONK
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Burma would have been so nice.
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FAINT GROANING
253
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,720
HE GRUNTS
254
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,840
I don't advise going in there, sir.
255
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,280
Oh, come on, open the door.
256
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,000
Oh!
257
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,360
KEYS JANGLE AND LOCK CLICKS
258
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,600
Well...
259
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:53,160
I said I didn't want to see him...
260
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,360
..and they said I had to.
261
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:02,399
I have grown weary of destroying
the self-confidence of these guards
262
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,800
who take turns to try
and grind me down.
263
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,680
What do you want?
264
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:17,960
My mother sent it to me.
265
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,999
Did you ever shoot grouse?
Pardon me?
266
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,599
I said, did you ever shoot grouse?
267
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,840
Grouse?
268
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,519
PADDY EXHALES DEEPLY
269
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,759
No.
270
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,999
Nah.
271
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:38,400
No, no, I was never invited to
the grouse shoots.
272
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,840
Just not the right bloodline.
273
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,559
Just a yeoman farmer. Hmm.
274
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,719
They'd have had me as a beta,
275
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:51,879
but if I'd have been invited
to their piss-up, shoot-up frenzies
276
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,519
with their sunless faces,
I'd have been beaten in.
277
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:55,919
Hmm!
278
00:18:55,920 --> 00:19:00,479
Then those landowning, gentrified,
boy-buggering toffs
279
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:03,320
would never have countenanced
my presence, oh, no.
280
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,399
No, nah, nah.
281
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,079
PADDY INHALES SHARPLY
282
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,680
I shot at Frenchmen...
283
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,520
..Germans, Italians...
284
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,959
..but I never shot at birds.
285
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,200
DISTANT SHOUT
286
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,080
Next question?
287
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,959
Oh, but I...I will use my blood
as ink,
288
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:35,520
and this feather as my quill
to write my poetry.
289
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,799
How badly do you want to get out?
290
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,319
I heard you fucked up
jumping out of a plane.
291
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:49,119
I hear that you fucked up
your commanding officer.
292
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,519
Hit him with a piano,
is what I heard.
293
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:55,359
And as a result,
you're not going to Burma.
294
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,080
Ah, I go to the east every night
in my poetry.
295
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:03,240
By the old Moulmein Pagoda...
296
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,439
..eastward to the sea,
297
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,559
there's a Burma girl a-sitting,
298
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,879
and I know she thinks of me.
299
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,439
I want you to imagine...
300
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,399
For the wind is in the palm trees...
301
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,359
Without of the things that you hate.
302
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:22,559
Come ye back...
No, "Yes, sir, no, sir.
303
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:26,239
Come ye back to Mandalay.
No pips, strips for rum and hash.
304
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,999
On the road to Mandalay,
where the flying fishes play...
305
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,959
No bugles, no salute
306
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:34,239
no waiting for the piss-poor orders
to dribble down...
307
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,839
Across the bay. ..through the ranks.
308
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:40,599
And we would be stood down
and stood down and stood down.
309
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,319
There will be no-one
to standeth down.
310
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,800
We will be answerable to no-one.
311
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,880
Answerable to no-one, Paddy.
312
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:54,399
And you have permission
for your adventure from GHQ?
313
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:58,480
Here's the part
that you will love the most.
314
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:02,319
We will shoot their aeroplanes
while they're parked on the ground.
315
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,399
PADDY BREATHES DEEPLY
316
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,839
Now, no doubt your father
and your grandfather
317
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:11,159
and great-grandfather were
from a long line of poachers.
318
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:14,319
Well, now...now they will give you
medals for it.
319
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:15,600
I asked you a question.
320
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,199
Do you have permission from GHQ?
321
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,759
No. No?
322
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,399
I haven't told them yet.
Then I see very little prospect
323
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,999
of there being any fighting
in your wee circus.
324
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,840
Oh, God, there will be fighting.
325
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:35,799
There will be fighting,
but only with the enemy.
326
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,879
If you join us,
I would want your word
327
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,919
that you will not punch
your commanding officer,
328
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,520
because your commanding officer...
329
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,279
..it will be me.
330
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,639
Your comrades will be men
like yourself.
331
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,999
Sweepings of public schools,
military prisons.
332
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,280
Men who do NOT obey.
333
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:56,199
Men who need only one order.
334
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:59,079
Go. Kill. Return.
335
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,400
Go again.
336
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,799
The alternative,
337
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:08,719
the only...alternative
338
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,399
for you, Paddy, mate,
339
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,280
is that one day,
they're going to hang you.
340
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,400
Why do you want me in particular?
341
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:19,720
HE SIGHS
342
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,080
Because...
343
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,640
..you would use your blood as ink...
344
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:35,800
..to write history.
345
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,560
Oh, ho, ho, that's very poetic.
346
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,720
KEYS JANGLE
Are you a poet?
347
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:45,879
Actually, a painter.
348
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:47,480
Failed.
349
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:54,680
If you, er...decide to join us...
350
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,439
..I can get you out of here.
351
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,319
How?
352
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,279
You don't even have
a fucking regiment.
353
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,160
No, but I will have. You know why?
354
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:07,000
Because...
355
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:11,399
..the fucking land-owning,
356
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,519
gentrified, boy-buggering toffs
357
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:18,000
who used to shoot grouse
on my father's highland estate...
358
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,240
..well, now they're running
the British Army.
359
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,080
Cheerio.
360
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,639
LOCK CLICKS
361
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,240
FAINT UPBEAT CHATTER
362
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,000
HE STRAINS
363
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,559
Lieutenant Stirling,
Eight, Commander.
364
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:16,359
I'm here to see
General Sir Claude Auchinleck.
365
00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:19,919
A lieutenant to see the commander
of the entire North Africa division?
366
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,959
Do you have a pass?
367
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:25,239
No, I do not,
but I do have my class.
368
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:27,239
If you could get a message
to the general...?
369
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,359
Why don't you fuck off?
370
00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:33,159
Ah! No, my message, actually,
would be that my father,
371
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,799
General Archibald Stirling,
372
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,479
was always accommodating
373
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,720
when Claude Auchinleck
would drop by unannounced.
374
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,799
Perhaps he might return the favour.
375
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,560
No pass, no entry.
376
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,399
And stick your class up your arse.
377
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,280
Oh.
378
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,400
There!
379
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,440
All right? Papers, please.
380
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,360
OK.
381
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,159
Where you coming from?
382
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:10,960
INDISTINCT
Yeah.
383
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,679
Wait! Wait! Wait!
384
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,439
WAIT!
385
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,079
Stop the truck!
386
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,759
Wait!
387
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,040
Stop! Wait! Stop the truck!
388
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,120
PANICKED CHATTER
389
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:55,599
Oh, shit!
390
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,880
Pass, sir? Thank you, sir.
391
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,959
General Auchinleck wants to know
when this fucking noise
is going to die down.
392
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,279
He's trying to work.
393
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,879
They'll be done by midnight. Right.
394
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,200
Crate of Champagne,
that might pacify him. Come on.
395
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:17,000
Ah! Thank you.
396
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:21,919
A gift for General Auchinleck
and General Ritchie. Huh!
397
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:26,279
Your pass, sir? Take a bottle,
he won't be counting them. Come on.
398
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:27,600
Thank you, sir.
399
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:36,719
Er...excuse me? I have a delivery
for General Auchinleck.
400
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,160
Third floor, other side of security.
401
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,799
Corporal, come and take this for me,
would you?
402
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,839
Yes, sir.
I'm going to the third floor.
403
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,719
What on earth has happened to your
top button? Do it up, Corporal.
404
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,599
Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
405
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,119
Place is going to the fucking dogs!
406
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:54,559
INCOMING CALL
Hello?
407
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,160
There's a lieutenant who's got in!
408
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,839
A gift for General Auchinleck
from General Ritchie.
409
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,199
And I want to report that I put
this fucking crate down
410
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,039
for one minute in
the gentlemen's lavatory.
411
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,479
Already two bottles are stolen.
412
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,639
What is happening to security
in this building?
413
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:10,879
We'll look into it, sir.
414
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,160
I'm afraid I left my security pass
on my desk.
415
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,559
I beg your pardon?
It's OK, sir, we know his face.
416
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,639
Not the point.
Not the fucking point!
417
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:22,319
Enlisted men should carry
their security pass with them
at all times!
418
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,359
What is happening in this place
with top buttons?
419
00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:26,119
Do up your fucking buttons!
420
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:27,360
It gets quite hot, sir.
421
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:29,960
Yes, it's Cairo.
422
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,200
But we are British.
423
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,200
KNOCKING AT DOOR
Come!
424
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:43,599
Ah. A gift for General Auchinleck
from General Ritchie.
425
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,279
General Auchinleck
is finishing a meeting,
426
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,680
and I am General Ritchie.
Who the hell are you?
427
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,920
Show me your security pass. I'm...
428
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,639
HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY
Sir.
429
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,520
WHISPERS: Fuck.
430
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,879
Hello? Put me through to
the guard commander.
431
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,959
Sir, I know you and you know me.
432
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,799
Both you and General Auchinleck used
to shoot on my father's estate.
433
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,559
My father was Archibald Stirling.
434
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:24,879
I'm Lieutenant David Stirling.
435
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,799
My mother Margaret used to make
her own gin and do bird impressions.
436
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,080
She was very good at owls.
437
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,519
Hello? Sir? Sorry I misdialled.
438
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,159
Put me through to General Auchinleck
in the war room.
439
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,599
Putting you through now, sir. Yes.
440
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:43,440
I remember your face now.
441
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,279
But all the spots have gone.
442
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,279
A raw onion recipe for acne
that my mother invented.
443
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,359
What the hell are you doing
delivering Champagne?
444
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,759
I'm not.
445
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,520
I am delivering this.
446
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,000
It's an idea.
447
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:02,439
An idea that might move the war
in our favour.
448
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,439
How did you get past security?
449
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:08,000
The same way we will get
past Rommel's security
and attack his airfields.
450
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,919
Deception and inordinate amounts
of self-belief.
451
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,079
Auch, do you remember
Archie Stirling's boy?
452
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:18,999
Um... Gangly, spotty one who was
forever falling out of trees.
453
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,159
The one who siphoned the petrol
from our cars to make petrol bombs.
454
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,439
Oh, my God, yes.
455
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,599
Well, he's in your office. What?!
Says he has an idea.
456
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:26,960
POP!
457
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,719
Your father was a very popular man.
The General is on his way.
458
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,279
Do you have three glasses?
What are we celebrating?
459
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,480
Read on. You'll see.
460
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,479
I can't read your writing. Tell me.
Oh!
461
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:45,999
The Germans' eastward advance
along the North African coast
462
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,919
has swung the war in their favour.
463
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,559
With respect, our high command
has been no match
464
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:54,119
for Rommel's brilliance,
his speed, his agility.
465
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:59,040
But...I believe Rommel
has made a mistake.
466
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,519
Lieutenant Stirling,
who couldn't climb a fucking tree,
467
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:05,439
thinks that Rommel
has made a mistake.
468
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,159
He has moved too quickly.
469
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,799
His supply line is 500 miles' long,
470
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:12,319
his fuel dumps and airstrips
are strung out along the coast
471
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,439
with miles of empty desert
between them.
472
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:18,399
I have a way of attacking Rommel's
airbases and neutralising them
473
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,359
in advance of
the Allied counterattack,
474
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,160
which I'm sure the two of you
are planning even as we speak.
475
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:29,359
You don't salute
when a general enters a room?
476
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,639
In my detachment, there would be
a respectful disregard
477
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,120
for form and ritual.
478
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,199
How the fuck did he get in here?
479
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:41,200
I'm not asking for anything
other than permission.
480
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:43,560
And 60 men.
481
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,839
Men I would choose
according to my own criteria.
482
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,639
You're trying to emulate your father
and become a war hero.
483
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,839
No, sir,
I'm trying to emulate my mother,
484
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:57,479
who, as, you know, always gets her
own way by being famously insane.
485
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,599
And by the way, the petrol bombs
were my sister's idea.
486
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,920
She felt sorry for the grouse
and wanted to alert them.
487
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:07,799
I know Winston Churchill is raving
down that telephone line at you
488
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,239
to do something to slow down
Rommel's advance.
489
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,520
The Germans must not be allowed
to reach Cairo.
490
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:15,959
With 60 good men,
we can cut Rommel's supply line
491
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:19,079
like cutting a desert snake
in two with a shovel.
492
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:22,360
I am a long shot,
a shot in the dark, but...
493
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,240
..at least I am a shot.
494
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,240
You have your father's handwriting.
495
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:42,800
Sit.
496
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:48,479
We have no vehicles or equipment
or weapons to spare
497
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,519
for some wild experiment.
498
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,679
We would steal everything we need,
sir. Steal? From where?
499
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:58,639
We would steal weapons and equipment
from the Allied troops first,
500
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,639
and then from the Germans
and the Italians.
501
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,719
We would set up our base
behind the enemy lines.
502
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,280
We would report to no-one
and require nothing.
503
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,959
And as a gentleman,
504
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:16,359
I will wager with you both £100
that within six months,
505
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,199
we will destroy more enemy airplanes
on the ground
506
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,240
than the RAF will destroy
in the air.
507
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:24,999
By a factor of three.
508
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,519
Huh!
509
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,560
Now, wouldn't that be something
to celebrate!
510
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:35,479
So a mysterious new Parachute
Regiment appears from nowhere
511
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,360
operating out of east Libya.
512
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:42,799
Stirling, do you have a name
for your outfit?
513
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,519
No, I don't. Hmm.
514
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:48,960
Well, oddly enough...we do.
515
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,200
DOOR CREAKS OPEN AND BANGS SHUT
516
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:20,920
Lieutenant Stirling, welcome.
517
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,720
Welcome to my sanctuary.
518
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:30,600
I hold my midday meetings here
because it's cool.
519
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:33,400
And because it's so beautiful.
520
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:37,559
And because, since my whole
profession is to tell lies,
521
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,839
I've chosen here as the one place
in the world
522
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:41,839
where I tell only the truth.
523
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,160
Ah.
524
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:47,199
You should know, whoever you are,
525
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:51,239
that I have no interest in espionage
in any of its forms.
526
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:55,159
Nor do I have any idea
why GHQ have instructed me
527
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,920
to have a meeting
with a fucking spy!
528
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,919
Just tell me what the meeting
is about.
529
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:03,440
It's not really a meeting.
530
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,480
It's a baptism.
531
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,640
And here is the newborn.
532
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:19,519
Who crosses himself at the door
and swigs whisky at the altar.
533
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:20,919
Ah.
534
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,840
You see, I've researched you,
Stirling.
535
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,160
What is this?
536
00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:31,960
This is the uniform
of my very latest creation.
537
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,320
The SAS.
538
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,119
Right. Who are the SAS?
539
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,640
You are the SAS.
540
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,280
Let me check if I've got
the right size.
541
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,040
Yes.
542
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:54,200
Look at the badge
of your new...regiment.
543
00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:57,359
You're the pips, Stirling.
544
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,919
You're to be the leader of
a brand-new detachment.
545
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:02,039
And as you can see,
you've already been promoted.
546
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,279
Rank of captain.
547
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:08,080
What the fuck...are you
talking about?
548
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,600
The SAS is a ghost regiment
that I created.
549
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:18,080
And I spent six months convincing
the Germans and the Italians
that it's real.
550
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:22,159
And then you come along,
offering to turn my ghosts
551
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,160
into flesh and blood.
552
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,280
Lots of blood.
553
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:32,880
Fun, isn't it?
554
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,720
Or is it fate?
555
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:45,640
It's all part of a game, you see.
556
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:54,359
I've already told you that in this
place, I only speak the truth,
557
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,599
so I'll tell you the truth.
558
00:35:55,600 --> 00:36:00,799
GHQ has no great faith in your idea
for a rogue regiment.
559
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:04,599
But it would help enormously
with their deception
560
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,839
if a few real soldiers
wearing uniforms like that
561
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,480
could be captured,
or shot dead in the desert.
562
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,639
I'm able to tell you the truth
because I've researched you
563
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,239
and I know that even though
I'm making you aware that your unit
564
00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:21,480
will be a counter in a game
of deception, you'll do it anyway.
565
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,920
Cos you yourself
are a work of fiction.
566
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,399
Trying to write yourself
into the history books,
567
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,359
just like your father,
568
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,399
and probably your grandfather
before him.
569
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,359
And on and on,
570
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:40,879
all the way back to the warrior
chieftains
571
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,800
of the great clan Stirling.
572
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:52,279
Captain Stirling, agreeing to take
on the name and the trappings
573
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,279
of the fictional regiment
known as the SAS
574
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,839
is the only way you're going to get
GHQ to give you permission
575
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,160
to start recruiting.
576
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,440
You have 24 hours to make up
your mind.
577
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,520
I don't need 24 hours.
578
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,600
Oh, well, in that case...
579
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:25,599
..I hereby baptise
this newborn infant L Detachment.
580
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:29,800
First Brigade,
Special...Air...Service.
581
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:39,039
Our father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
582
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,959
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done
583
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,759
on Earth as it is in heaven.
584
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,679
Give us this day our daily bread
585
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,759
and forgive us our trespasses
586
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,559
as we forgive those
who trespass against us.
587
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:56,520
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
588
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:01,280
For thine is the kingdom,
the power and glory.
589
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,840
For ever and ever. Amen.
590
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,000
LOUD EXPLOSION
591
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,440
EXPLOSIONS CONTINUE
592
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,679
HE EXHALES
593
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,479
Gone.
594
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,160
Good. Hmm.
595
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,799
# In tropical climes
there are certain times of day... #
596
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,560
Telegram from Cairo, sir.
597
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,599
# It's one of those rules
that the greatest fools obey
598
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,919
# Because the sun is far too sultry
599
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,880
# And one must avoid
its ultra-violet ray...#
600
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,119
WHISTLING AND LOUD EXPLOSION
601
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,799
# At 12 noon, the natives swoon
and no further work is done
602
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,679
# But mad dogs and Englishmen... #
603
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,400
For you, sir. Thank you, Bob.
604
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:16,959
Riley? Almonds?
605
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,079
Boungiorno.
606
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,719
Remember that fuck-up
with the Parachutes?
607
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:23,080
Yeah.
608
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,840
Stirling wants to know
if we'll do it again.
609
00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:32,519
Aye, yeah. Yeah.
610
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,239
# But mad dogs and Englishmen
go out in the midday
611
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:37,239
# Out in the midday
Out in the midday
612
00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:39,039
# Out in the midday
Out in the midday
613
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:40,839
# Out in the midday
Out in the midday sun...#
614
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,239
SHE GREETS WAITER
615
00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:45,240
What the fuck are you doing here?
616
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:49,039
I'm a spy,
and it's not that hard to find out
617
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:52,039
that you like to come here every
evening at five to drink whisky.
618
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:55,079
Drink, madam? Champagne.
A bottle and two glasses.
619
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,720
One for me and one for the captain.
Yes, ma'am.
620
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,480
Who told you I'm a captain?
621
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:08,919
We have a mutual friend.
622
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:11,079
He gave me the news
about your promotion.
623
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:13,839
If the mutual friend
is Dudley Clarke, you should know
624
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:15,759
that he is NOT my friend,
625
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:20,439
and I do not discuss news
of any kind with French spies.
626
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,919
You accepted Clarke's offer.
627
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,119
You have your own unit.
628
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:28,119
You have permission to recruit men.
That makes you very useful to me.
629
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,599
Excuse me.
Can I get the bill, please?
630
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,360
The whisky, not the champagne.
631
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,280
I hope you brought cash.
632
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:41,519
You know, I read an article
in a magazine about the fact
633
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,239
that, according to research,
634
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:45,879
in Cairo right now,
the average length of time
635
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,639
between strangers meeting
and having sex
636
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:51,360
is down to one hour and 14 minutes.
637
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,639
Sir? That's fine, pop the cork.
638
00:40:58,640 --> 00:40:59,719
Of course, madam.
639
00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:02,839
I estimate it will take us 45
minutes to drink the champagne
640
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:05,159
and discuss the business
that we have to discuss.
641
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,519
We have nothing to discuss.
642
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:09,239
The walk to your apartment
would be 20 minutes.
643
00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:11,279
That's one hour and five minutes,
644
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,080
leaving us nine minutes
in your room to complete the dance.
645
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,599
You know, your profession,
your calling,
646
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,760
is very, very harmful to the soul.
647
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,080
My father would invite
former spies to the house.
648
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,960
And they would just sit there
and stare into the fire.
649
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,360
I always wondered
what they were looking at.
650
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:41,600
What business?
651
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,399
I have been asked
by General de Gaulle
652
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,959
to find a way to get
French paratroopers involved
653
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,039
in combat missions
with a British unit.
654
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,839
The soldiers I'm talking about
are men like you. Like me?
655
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,159
They really want to fight -
soldiers, officers...
656
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:57,959
No, look,
I've already chosen my officers.
657
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,239
They're a particular sort.
658
00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:01,520
They are men like me.
659
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,119
A particular sort?
660
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:07,600
Mm. This is a grouse feather.
661
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:12,479
The grouse is a bird
bred to be shot
662
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:13,999
and born to be killed.
663
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:18,040
Apparently, according to Clarke,
my new unit is like that.
664
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:24,559
These soldiers, these Frenchmen
without a country,
665
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,959
they are prepared to die.
666
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:31,919
I have no need of cosmetic soldiers
recruited to boost one man's ego.
667
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,880
Perhaps we could get this business
done in less than 45 minutes.
668
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:39,919
One hour and 14 minutes
seems like such an awful waste
669
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:41,119
of precious time.
670
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:44,159
You have a balcony.
Let's drink it there.
671
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,080
You would sleep with me
for France, would you?
672
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:53,759
When I'm older and stare
into the fire,
673
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:57,280
I want there to be some things
that I did just for the hell of it.
674
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,679
Mostly, I don't like people.
675
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,160
But I like you.
676
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,520
And I'm of use to you.
677
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:11,960
Yes, of course.
678
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:24,360
It's very odd
when one meets oneself.
679
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:42,439
We will sleep together, but there
will be no Frenchmen in the SAS.
680
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,360
CROWD SHOUTS
681
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:56,200
CHEERING
682
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,240
Go on!
683
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:20,320
Go on!
684
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,520
Get the fuck off him!
Fuck off, you!
685
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,759
Make way for the fucking animals.
686
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,559
Fuck off.
687
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:49,960
Fuck's sake.
688
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,160
HE LAUGHS
Hi.
689
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:04,120
They put me on another charge
of fighting in a boxing ring.
690
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:09,199
It's like being charged
for murder in a war, is it not?
691
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,600
With the second charge,
they'll give you three years...
692
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,480
..and you be stripped of your rank.
693
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:24,759
Stirling got permission
from GHQ to go ahead.
694
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:25,840
Get the fuck...
695
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:31,519
And this time, I have a badge
and they have a name.
696
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,879
HE LAUGHS SOFTLY
697
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:36,640
First Special Air Service Brigade.
698
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:41,559
Sounds like a branch
of the fucking post office.
699
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,239
You are on two charges.
700
00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:46,159
Now, if you get three years,
701
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:49,319
this war is going to be over
by the time you come out,
702
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:50,799
and you'll have missed all the fun.
703
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:51,840
Yeah?
704
00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:55,480
Think about that.
705
00:45:58,240 --> 00:45:59,280
So...
706
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,119
..if you decide to join them,
707
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:08,080
I will join the SAS too.
708
00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:16,999
Also, Stirling wants to know
709
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:20,239
if there is anyone in here
that you've met
710
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:22,200
in whom you've seen potentially.
711
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,280
This is Reg.
712
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,759
Pleasure to meet you.
713
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:39,760
Another fucking Paddy.
714
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:44,119
This regiment isn't
all fucking Paddies, is it?
715
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,320
For cryin' out loud...
716
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,440
Just don't fucking annoy him.
717
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:53,919
Morning, sir.
Highlander Wilson, Gordons.
718
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:56,639
You have never been put on a charge.
No, sir.
719
00:46:56,640 --> 00:47:00,279
For insubordination or fighting?
No, sir. Never, sir.
720
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,319
Why the hell not?
721
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:03,640
Next!
722
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:07,240
All right?
723
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:18,079
Since we have no aircraft,
we will be simulating
724
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:20,279
the parachute jump landings.
725
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:21,640
How are we going to do that?
726
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,319
See, he forgot to roll.
727
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:29,039
Pathetic!
SNIGGERING
728
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:30,479
Do not share water.
729
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,119
It's a 20-mile march.
730
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,599
If you don't like it,
return to your unit.
731
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,199
Move!
732
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:37,880
Next.
733
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,999
Are you here on behalf
of your father, son?
734
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,799
I am 19 years old.
735
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,319
But so far in this war,
I've killed 21 men.
736
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:50,039
Instead of judging myself on my age,
I judge myself by that number,
737
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:51,679
so, in fact, you can call me 21.
738
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:54,199
I'm looking to increase
that number, and I hear
739
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:55,959
you might be able to help.
740
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:57,719
Why do you want to fight
in the desert?
741
00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:00,279
Cos in the desert, it'll be harder
for the enemy to hide from me.
742
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:01,639
Hide from you?
743
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:02,680
Yes, sir.
744
00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:08,919
Go and join those men.
745
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:09,960
Yes, sir.
746
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,599
You must learn to march
on an inch of water.
747
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,600
I have proved this can be done.
748
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:20,359
Oh, no. Only ten more miles.
749
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:21,599
Next.
750
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,199
Corporal Dave Kershaw, sir.
751
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,359
Why do you want to fight
in the desert, Dave?
752
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,119
Just going to kill them fascists,
sir.
753
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:28,599
Got a taste for it
when I was in Spain,
754
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:29,680
like, you know, loved it.
755
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:33,200
Pleasure, sir.
756
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,399
I understand you gentlemen
are very good at killing people.
757
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:46,600
You heard right.
758
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,080
Go.
759
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,840
Don't be flapping now, Reg,
don't be bottling it.
760
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:30,799
Chalky White, sir.
761
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,639
Are you taking the piss?
762
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,359
No, sir. Oh, I think you are.
763
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:36,520
And that's exactly what I'm after.
764
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:46,440
Down!
765
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,320
PING!
766
00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:54,639
Oh, fuck me. Don't be scared, lad.
767
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:55,680
Go.
768
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:58,600
Get the fuck out.
769
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:02,279
Send that fool back to his unit.
770
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,959
Guardsman Rob Willy
of the 8 Commando. Right.
771
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,519
How many women have you slept
with, Rob?
772
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:07,560
12, sir.
773
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:11,319
Welcome to the SAS.
774
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:12,560
Thank you, sir.
775
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,320
Take cover!
776
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:21,640
CHEERING
777
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,800
Up the fucking rifles, boy.
778
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:36,960
HE GRUNTS
Fuck.
779
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:44,279
Finally I feel at home.
780
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,319
All right?
781
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:47,639
We're going in.
782
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:49,600
We're going in!
We're going back!
783
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:53,280
Brace up!
784
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,320
Relax, Sergeant.
785
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:01,640
All right, relax.
786
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,360
Take these and hand them
out to the men. Yes, sir.
787
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:25,439
Gentlemen, what you have before you
is a very important document
788
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:29,359
which will inform every aspect
of your service
789
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,280
with your new regiment.
790
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:37,319
Page one is a list of the specific
objectives we have been given by GHQ
791
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:39,960
for the duration
of the forthcoming campaign.
792
00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:44,679
On the second page, you will see
a diagram of the chain of command
793
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:48,079
within our unit, along with
protocols and uniform requirements,
794
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:50,240
which must be strictly obeyed.
795
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:55,439
And on the third page, you will see
a list of the equipment, supplies,
796
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:59,999
tactical support we will be given
by GHQ for our actions
797
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,239
behind enemy lines.
798
00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:03,280
The SAS...
799
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:07,960
..is a blank page.
800
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,760
And it is our job to fill it.
801
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:18,160
Right.
802
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:20,520
We move out today.
803
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,440
Why didn't you send
for a better badge, John?
804
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:36,160
Pack it in, lads. Clear out.
805
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:43,759
# Living easy, lovin' free
806
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:48,559
# Season ticket on a one way ride
807
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:50,799
# Askin' nothin'
808
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:52,519
# Leave me be
809
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:56,919
# Takin' everythin' in my stride
810
00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:01,239
# Don't need reason
Don't need rhyme
811
00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:05,359
# Ain't nothin' that I'd rather do
812
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:09,559
# Goin' down, party time
813
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:13,919
# My friends are gonna be there
too, yeah
814
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:18,080
# I'm on the highway to hell
815
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:23,479
# On the highway to hell
816
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:26,039
# Highway to hell
817
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:27,479
# I'm on the... #
818
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:29,399
Have they deployed?
819
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:32,119
They've been sent
to a place called Kabrit,
820
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:34,919
200 miles behind the German
and Italian lines.
821
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:38,479
# No stop signs, speed limit
822
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,560
# Nobody's gonna slow me down
823
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,999
# Like a wheel, gonna spin it
824
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,799
# Nobody's... #
825
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:49,600
What are the chances of survival?
826
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:54,719
# Hey, Satan, payin' my dues... #
827
00:53:54,720 --> 00:53:57,639
My beautiful new regiment
is beyond air cover
828
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,959
in one of the most inhospitable
terrains in the world,
829
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:04,639
with daytime temperatures
reaching 50 degrees
830
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:07,039
and very little
in terms of armaments -
831
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:09,599
no tanks, no armoured cars,
832
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:11,080
just a truck or two.
833
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:15,160
But they are very resourceful men.
834
00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:20,320
# I'm on the highway to hell
835
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:24,200
# Highway to hell... #
836
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:30,720
Just give me a percentage that
they will last beyond Christmas.
837
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:36,040
10%?
838
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,840
What a curious war this is.
839
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:53,120
# I'm on the highway to hell
840
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:58,159
# Highway to hell
841
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:01,200
# I'm on the highway to hell... #
842
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:08,200
That's good, lads.
843
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:11,520
HE SHOUTS
844
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:17,839
# I'm on the highway to hell
845
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:21,880
# I'm on the highway to hell
846
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:27,600
# And I'm goin' down
847
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:33,720
# All the way! #
848
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:37,320
Let's fuck off to Burma.
849
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,359
# On the highway to hell. #
850
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:44,439
Is this it?
851
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,840
There's literally nothing here.
852
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:51,240
Fuckin' hell.
853
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:58,560
This is SAS base camp.
854
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,239
It's just us now.
855
00:56:01,240 --> 00:56:04,640
We have complete freedom
to operate.
856
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:07,080
This is what we wanted.
857
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:12,519
Stopping the advance of fascism
across Africa is now down to us,
858
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:13,560
God help us.
859
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:18,160
We won't all survive,
but we will triumph.
860
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:23,439
All but three vehicles
are to return to Cairo.
861
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:27,520
If any of you wish to stand down
and go back, you're free to go.
862
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:32,480
If anyone wishes to return,
raise your hand now.
863
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,280
Good.
864
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:45,439
Well, let's set some fires,
865
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:48,399
brew some tea, hmm?
866
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:50,439
And drink some bloody rum!
867
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:52,559
Come on. All over here.
868
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:54,479
All right, you heard him.
869
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:56,279
That's right, you heard him,
come on!
870
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:58,679
Let's go! You heard the man, move!
871
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:03,159
# Don't you like the way I move
when you see me?
872
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:06,639
# Don't you like
the things that I say?
873
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,919
# Don't you like the way
I seem to enjoy it
874
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:12,560
# When you shout things,
but I don't care?
875
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:17,039
# Something's happening
And it's happening right now
876
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:20,159
# But you're too blind to see it
877
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:24,119
# Something's happening
And it's happening right now
878
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:27,399
# Ain't got time to waste
879
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:30,759
# I said something better change
880
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:34,359
# I said something better change
881
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:36,719
# I said something better change
882
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:40,200
# I said something better change
883
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:45,359
# Don't you like the way I dance?
Does it bug you?
884
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:47,960
# Don't you like
the cut of my clothes?
885
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:51,959
# Don't you like the way I seem
to enjoy it?
886
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:55,119
# Stick my fingers
right up your nose
887
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:59,200
# Something's happening
And it's happening right now. #
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