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Do you think
i look like I'm from sacramento?
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You are from sacramento.
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You don't have to do that.
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Well, it's nice to make things
neat and clean.
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- You ready to go home?
- Ready.
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Her hand moved
behind his head and supported it.
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Her fingers moved gently in his hair.
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She looked up and across the barn,
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and her lips came together
and smiled mysteriously.
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You've been listening to...
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...the grapes of wrath,
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- by John steinbeck. If you--
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our college trip took 21 hours
and five minutes.
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Hey, wait. Let's just sit
with what we heard.
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- Are you serious?
- Well, we don't have to constantly
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be entertaining ourselves, do we?
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I wish I could live through something.
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- Aren't you?
- Nope.
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The only exciting thing
about 2002 is that it's a palindrome.
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Okay, fine. Well, yours is
the worst life of all, so you win.
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- Oh, so now you're mad--
- no, it's just...
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-Because I wanted to listen to music?
-You're being ridiculous,
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-because you have a great life.
-L'm sorry I'm not perfect.
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No one's asking you to be perfect.
Just considerate would do.
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I don't even want to go to school
in this state anyway.
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I hate California.
I want to go to the east coast.
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Your dad and I will barely
be able to afford in-state tuition.
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- There are loans, scholarships.
- Your very smart brother--
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-he can't even find a job.
- He and Shelly work. They have jobs.
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They bag at the grocery store.
That is not a career.
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And they went to Berkeley.
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Your father's company
is laying off people right and left.
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Did you even know that?
No, of course you don't,
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because you don't think
about anybody but yourself.
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And immaculate heart is already a luxury.
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Immaculate fart. You wanted that, not me.
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Miguel saw someone knifed
in front of him at sac high.
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Is that what you want?
So, you're telling me
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that you want to see somebody
knifed right in front of you?
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He barely saw that.
I wanna go where culture is,
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-like New York, or at least Connecticut...
- How in the world did I raise such a snob?
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...or New Hampshire,
where writers live in the woods.
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You couldn't get
into those schools, anyway.
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- Mom!
- You can't even pass your driver's test.
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Because you wouldn't
let me practice enough!
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The way that you work--
or the way that you don't work--
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you're not even worth
state tuition, Christine.
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- My name is lady bird.
- Well, actually, it's not,
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-and it's ridiculous--
- call me lady bird,
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-because your name is Christine.
-Like you said you would.
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You should just go to city college.
You know, with your work ethic,
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just go to city college, and then to jail,
and then back to city college,
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and then maybe you'd learn to pull
yourself up and not expect everybody to--
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in the name of the father,
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and the son, and the holy spirit.
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Amen.
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- Let the lord be with you.
- And also with you.
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I want to welcome all of you back
to the start of the new school year,
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all the Xavier boys
and immaculate heart girls.
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Hail Mary, full of grace.
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The lord is with thee.
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Blessed art thou amongst women...
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Glory to you, o lord.
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I pledge allegiance to the flag
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of the United States of America,
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and to the Republic for which it stands,
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one nation under god, indivisible,
with Liberty and justice for all.
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A vote for Amanda is a vote for boys,
boys and healthy vending machines,
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because no one wants a muffin
with that many calories.
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Whoo!
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Do not ask me, "Mr. Bruno,
is this gonna be on the finals,"
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or, "Mr. Bruno, is this
gonna be on the midterm?"
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Because I'm not gonna tell you.
That is none of your business.
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Those aren't the rules. This is my house.
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"A reading from a letter of St. John."
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We're afraid
that we will never escape our past,
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and we're afraid
of what the future will bring.
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We're afraid that we will not
get into the college of our choice.
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We're afraid we won't be loved,
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we won't be liked, we won't succeed.
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Here are the classics--
St. augustine, of course,
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aquinas, my favorite, kierkegaard--
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oh, wait until you hear his love story.
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It will make you swoon.
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And the coming
of our savior, Jesus Christ.
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For the kingdom, the power,
and the glory are yours, now and forever.
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Amen.
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Some of the students
were disturbed by your posters.
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It's just a bird head
on a lady body, or vice versa.
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I think it's a little upsetting.
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It's my tradition to run for office.
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Don't worry. I won't win.
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That's not what I'm worried about.
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This won't mess
with my scholarship, will it?
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No. You're okay there.
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You have a performative streak, I think.
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Yeah, I think that too.
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Maybe you would enjoy theater arts.
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They're having auditions
for the fall musical.
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Do we have that here?
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It's a collaborative effort
with the men at Xavier.
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How am I a senior
and not know we have that?
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Perhaps you haven't always been
an active part of this community.
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They do a fall musical and a spring play,
and from what I hear, it's a real blast.
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What I'd really like
is to be on math olympiad.
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But math isn't something
you're terribly strong in.
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That we know of yet.
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- There you go.
- Thanks.
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"Julie" doesn't need to be in quotes.
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- But it's not my real name.
-Lt's not the same thing.
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I'm not sure you're right.
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I love this neighborhood.
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Yeah, it's so beautiful.
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If I lived here, I would
definitely have my wedding
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in the backyard.
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I'd have friends over all the time
to study and eat snacks.
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I'd be like, "mom, we're taking
the snacks upstairs to the TV room."
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I'd have my own bathroom.
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I can't stop you dicks
from hanging out here,
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but quit wrinkling all the magazines!
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When I'm in this store,
I'm not your sister.
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I'm a customer, Miguel. I'm always right.
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Ever since she moved in, your brother
and Shelly are becoming the same person.
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No way.
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Yeah, okay. Maybe.
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See, why don't I look like that?
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Yeah. Just once, I'd like to have the song
"New York groove" playing
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and feel like it
really applies to my life.
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You've never even been to New York.
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That's why I'm applying
to New York colleges.
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Do you know if Sarah Lawrence
is actually in the city?
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- Your parents would pay for that?
- Scholarships, financial aid...
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I'll figure it out. My mom thinks I can't
get in, but she is sorely mistaken.
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- What about terrorism?
- Don't be a republican.
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Probably just gonna go to city college.
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Put the magazine back!
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Shit!
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- You doing okay, mama?
- Oh, yeah, that was terrifying, wasn't it?
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Thank god you were there.
So I guess we can't have pencils anymore.
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Yeah, just gotta go back
to quill tipped markers. Crayola.
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Right. Thank you. It's for you.
I got it for the baby.
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- I couldn't resist it.
- She loves pink.
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It's more for you and Andrea
than it is for the baby.
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I'm sorry I didn't have time to wrap it.
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- No, it's perfect.
- Okay. Good.
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I'll see you tomorrow. Or, I mean, later.
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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Did you know toothpaste
is basically ineffective.
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-Lt's like sucking on a mint.
- Mike Kelly died.
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I didn't even know he was sick again.
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How old was he?
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Only 56.
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- Can Shelly and I get in there?
- In a minute, honey.
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- Dad and I are still in here.
- That's too young.
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- Lady bird, you better be dressed.
- I am dressed.
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Yeah. I'm gonna send them a note.
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Do you think that Shelly and Miguel
have sex on the pullout couch?
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Oh, yeah.
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- Why can't I just make the eggs?
- Because you take too long,
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you make a big mess,
and I have to clean the whole thing up.
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Eggs aren't good
for the environment anyways.
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- What?
- You heard her.
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Eat quickly, please.
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Look at all these pictures.
Every newspaper looks like usa today.
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Shelly and I are trying to be vegan,
hence the soy milk.
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You wear leather jackets.
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But they're vintage,
so they don't support the industry.
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They aren't done. There's white stuff.
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You know how much you love brambles?
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Pigs are smarter than him even.
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I never thought brambles
was a genius, okay?
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- Mom, the eggs are not done.
- Fine. Make your own fucking eggs.
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I wanted to. You won't let me.
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- Your sister doesn't like me.
- I'm hungry!
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- She does.
- You had your chance. Going to bed.
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"["Hand in i\/i
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did you know that alanis morissette
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wrote this song in only ten minutes?
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I believe it.
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So, I'm applying
to a couple east coast schools.
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I need you to help me with the financial
aid applications, but mom can't know.
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We... aren't they quite expensive?
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First, yes. That's why financial aid.
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Second, I have to get in first.
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Mom won't be happy about it.
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Which is why I don't
want to fight about it before I have to.
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- Just pull over here.
- Are you sure?
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- I can drive you to the front.
- No. This is fine. I like to walk.
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Well, I love you.
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So, what do you think about college?
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- See what I can do.
- Thanks, dad.
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I love you too. Have a good day at work.
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Hey, I'm like Keith Richards.
I'm just happy to be anywhere.
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- All right, girls.
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- Hope you like pickles.
- Thanks, uncle Matt.
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- Sweet.
- He's not your uncle.
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Just something I'm trying out. Bye, mom.
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- Bye.
- Love you.
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Bye. I love you.
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- Your mom really likes you.
- Yeah.
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- I just keep getting fatter.
- Me too.
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- Matt's awesome.
- Yeah.
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I hope he marries my mom.
That would be so nice.
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He promised me his old car when I turn 18.
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Ugh! That car should be illegal.
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Jenna walton's not doing any off-reading.
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She just goes to pavilions.
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I heard Jenna walton
has a tanning bed in her house.
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She is so pretty.
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Her skin is luminous.
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Maybe we should try tanning.
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Yeah.
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...in the tub...
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I scoot myself under,
just like now, like this,
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and then the water just-- whoop.
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Schwoop.
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Ooh, you're so gross!
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I think I figured it out
when I was, like, three or something.
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I take the showerhead...
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Oh, my god...
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Embarrassing, I use that.
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I don't know if mine
is the right kind though.
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Maybe it's different
when you actually have a penis in there.
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Like, it's more intense.
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Mine was pretty intense, I think.
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You're not supposed to eat the wafers.
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They're not consecrated.
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- Being alive
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okay. Christine.
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- Lady bird.
-Ls that your given name?
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- Yeah.
- Why is it in quotes?
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Well, I gave it to myself.
It's given to me, by me.
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Okay. Take it away, lady bird.
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Everybody says don't,
everybody says don't
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everybody says don't, it isn't right
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don't, it isn't nice
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everybody says don't,
everybody says don't
239
00:13:10,365 --> 00:13:12,200
everybody says don't walk on the grass
240
00:13:12,283 --> 00:13:15,828
-- rolling along
241
00:13:15,912 --> 00:13:19,082
rolling along
242
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:23,127
make me a channel of your peace
243
00:13:23,795 --> 00:13:28,091
where there is despair in life
let me bring hope
244
00:13:28,925 --> 00:13:33,137
where there is darkness, only light
245
00:13:33,221 --> 00:13:35,265
and where there's sadness, ever joy
246
00:13:35,265 --> 00:13:35,348
and where there's sadness, ever joy
247
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:38,184
and where there's sadness, ever joy
248
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:42,897
there are giants in the sky
249
00:13:43,898 --> 00:13:48,486
there are big, tall,
terrible giants in the sky
250
00:13:50,947 --> 00:13:52,824
when you're way up high
and you look below
251
00:13:52,907 --> 00:13:54,659
at the world you left
and the things you know
252
00:13:54,742 --> 00:13:56,619
little more than a glance
ls enough to show you
253
00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:58,329
just how small you are
254
00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:01,916
I see light on in your room.
Go to bed.
255
00:14:03,459 --> 00:14:06,170
- Congratulations.
- You too. We both got in.
256
00:14:06,254 --> 00:14:08,006
Everyone who auditioned got in.
257
00:14:08,089 --> 00:14:10,383
The part I got was basically
not getting in.
258
00:14:10,466 --> 00:14:12,635
I don't even know
how I got cast in my part.
259
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:16,014
Me neither. I was the one
who had a dress and prepared a song.
260
00:14:16,097 --> 00:14:18,308
- I know.
- Now you're gonna be all romantic
261
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,392
with Danny on stage.
262
00:14:19,475 --> 00:14:22,103
It's probably my only shot at that,
you know?
263
00:14:22,186 --> 00:14:25,106
- Do you have a pen?
- Yeah.
264
00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:42,415
- Mom.
- We don't need to buy that.
265
00:14:42,498 --> 00:14:45,251
It's only three dollars.
I'm having a hard week.
266
00:14:45,335 --> 00:14:47,545
Well, if you wanna read it,
we can go down to the public library.
267
00:14:47,629 --> 00:14:50,089
- I wanna read it in bed.
- That's something that rich people do.
268
00:14:50,173 --> 00:14:51,257
We're not rich people.
269
00:14:55,178 --> 00:14:56,679
Stop.
270
00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:58,097
Stop it. Stop it.
271
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,726
Listen, stop.
272
00:15:01,809 --> 00:15:03,061
Hey.
273
00:15:03,144 --> 00:15:04,187
Hi.
274
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:06,397
Come here often?
275
00:15:06,481 --> 00:15:07,607
Excuse me?
276
00:15:07,690 --> 00:15:10,151
I'm lady bird.
We're gonna be in the musical together.
277
00:15:10,234 --> 00:15:13,404
Oh, yeah. I remember you.
You were wearing that dress.
278
00:15:13,488 --> 00:15:16,282
Well, I just wanted to say, "what's up,"
and I'll see you in rehearsal.
279
00:15:16,366 --> 00:15:19,160
Thanks. I'm super excited.
You-- you live in the neighborhood?
280
00:15:19,243 --> 00:15:21,746
No. I'm from the wrong side of the tracks.
281
00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:24,540
- Wh-what?
-Ls that your family?
282
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:25,541
Yeah.
283
00:15:26,334 --> 00:15:27,835
Wow. There's so many of you.
284
00:15:27,919 --> 00:15:31,047
Irish catholic. It's hard to find a girl
to date that's not my cousin.
285
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:35,009
Well, okay.
You're gonna make a great Franklin.
286
00:15:35,093 --> 00:15:38,554
Oh, thanks. I want my hair--
or his hair-- to be curly, though.
287
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:39,889
- Yeah.
- Like, um--
288
00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:41,683
like Jim morrison. Very '70s.
289
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:44,227
- Like Jim morrison. Exactly.
- Yeah.
290
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:45,770
- Danny!
- Oh, I gotta go.
291
00:15:45,853 --> 00:15:48,231
Bye.
292
00:15:51,234 --> 00:15:52,860
Who is Jim morrison again?
293
00:15:52,944 --> 00:15:55,029
He was in a rock band, moron. The doors.
294
00:15:55,113 --> 00:15:57,240
- I knew that.
- This is with your employee discount?
295
00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:59,367
Yeah. It's already included.
296
00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:01,494
Oh, my-- okay.
297
00:16:01,577 --> 00:16:03,246
- Ma.
- Ma.
298
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:05,415
- Mana.
- Mana.
299
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,999
- Manala.
- Manala.
300
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:10,461
Because it's not important
to be right. It's only important to be--
301
00:16:10,545 --> 00:16:11,713
- true.
- Exactly!
302
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,840
Purple.
303
00:16:13,923 --> 00:16:15,633
Two.
304
00:16:15,717 --> 00:16:16,801
Two.
305
00:16:16,884 --> 00:16:18,970
Two.
306
00:16:23,933 --> 00:16:26,936
Yesterday is done
307
00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:30,982
see the pretty countryside
308
00:16:31,065 --> 00:16:34,402
to get our emotions going,
we're going to play
309
00:16:34,485 --> 00:16:37,447
first one to cry wins
310
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:41,075
starting... now.
311
00:16:41,159 --> 00:16:42,535
Rm playing too.
312
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:44,537
So is miss Patty.
313
00:17:06,476 --> 00:17:08,644
Oh...
314
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,731
I'm sorry.
315
00:17:11,981 --> 00:17:13,149
I'm sorry.
316
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,820
I heard that before
he became a priest, he was married,
317
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:21,365
and had a son named etienne,
who died at 17 of a drug overdose,
318
00:17:21,449 --> 00:17:22,950
which maybe was a suicide.
319
00:17:23,034 --> 00:17:26,245
But my mom says same difference,
if you're that careless with your life.
320
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:29,499
Oh, that's her. Gotta go.
321
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,125
'By9,guys.
- Bye_
322
00:17:35,505 --> 00:17:37,507
oh, I almost forgot.
323
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:42,094
I brought you these hot rollers...
For your Jim morrison hair.
324
00:17:42,178 --> 00:17:45,056
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
325
00:17:45,139 --> 00:17:48,226
- You'll have to show me how to use them.
- It would be my pleasure.
326
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,104
They look like sperms.
327
00:17:56,818 --> 00:17:59,737
Iju-- I just remembered,
i had a dream about you.
328
00:17:59,821 --> 00:18:01,572
- Really?
- Yeah.
329
00:18:01,656 --> 00:18:04,617
- What-- what happened?
- Um, we were--
330
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:06,786
we were flying to Disneyland
on a giant carrot.
331
00:18:06,869 --> 00:18:09,247
That's awesome.
332
00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:11,582
- I love Disneyland.
- Yeah. Me too.
333
00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:14,418
- I think it's kind of scary, but...
- Mm.
334
00:18:14,502 --> 00:18:15,795
...l also love it.
335
00:18:16,712 --> 00:18:18,923
So, everybody clear
on applying rules of exponents?
336
00:18:19,006 --> 00:18:21,467
You guys with me'? Don't leave me hanging.
337
00:18:21,551 --> 00:18:25,137
Give me a nod. That's good.
Maybe even a verbal confirmation.
338
00:18:25,221 --> 00:18:26,222
Yes.
339
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,307
Aha! Thank you.
That's what I like to hear.
340
00:18:28,391 --> 00:18:31,602
All right. So I'm gonna be passing back
your graded quizzes.
341
00:18:31,686 --> 00:18:34,647
I urge you to find the problems
where you went wrong and work them out.
342
00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:36,732
Good job, Jules.
343
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,819
I can tell from your work
you even understood the ones you missed.
344
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,577
Suck a dick.
345
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,620
I like "Jules."
346
00:18:49,704 --> 00:18:53,165
I just don't get why I'm not good at math.
My dad is really good in math.
347
00:18:53,249 --> 00:18:55,543
Even Miguel has a math degree.
348
00:18:55,626 --> 00:18:57,044
Maybe it's your mom's fault.
349
00:19:06,929 --> 00:19:09,223
- You lose! Point Julie!
- No. Look.
350
00:19:11,934 --> 00:19:13,853
- Wish me luck.
- Luck.
351
00:19:18,941 --> 00:19:21,110
Hey, wanna dance?
352
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:23,487
Hell, yeah.
353
00:19:28,576 --> 00:19:32,330
Six inches for the holy spirit.
354
00:19:48,846 --> 00:19:50,640
That's us.
355
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,225
- Oh, uh, no. My mom's coming.
- No, she's not.
356
00:19:53,309 --> 00:19:55,353
- Yeah, she is.
- The plan was to sleep over at my house.
357
00:19:55,436 --> 00:19:56,437
No. It's fine.
358
00:19:57,188 --> 00:19:58,189
Okay. Bye.
359
00:19:58,731 --> 00:19:59,649
Bye.
360
00:20:01,317 --> 00:20:02,568
Hey, Matt.
361
00:20:10,368 --> 00:20:11,827
Have you ever been out of the country?
362
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,288
- When I was little.
- Mm.
363
00:20:15,331 --> 00:20:18,793
My-- my dad had a job
that took him to Brazil.
364
00:20:18,876 --> 00:20:20,628
I remember from the pictures.
365
00:20:20,711 --> 00:20:22,672
My dream to--
366
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,967
- oh. Sorry.
- No. No, you go.
367
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:28,052
I've never been out of the country.
368
00:20:28,135 --> 00:20:30,846
It's, uh-- it's my dream to go to Paris.
369
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,599
Ohh. Paris.
370
00:20:34,392 --> 00:20:36,394
That's why I'm taking French.
371
00:20:36,477 --> 00:20:39,772
My mom said French wasn't useful.
372
00:20:40,022 --> 00:20:42,400
It is if you wanna go to Paris.
373
00:20:50,324 --> 00:20:53,077
I still don't know how to use
those rollers that you gave me.
374
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,996
Oh... oh, it's so easy.
375
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:58,165
- Um, so, after they heat up--
- mm-hmm?
376
00:20:58,249 --> 00:21:01,669
...you-- you take your hair
377
00:21:01,752 --> 00:21:06,132
and you twist the hair like this, and...
378
00:21:20,771 --> 00:21:23,149
Larry, how long will this hold us?
379
00:21:23,232 --> 00:21:26,068
- I don't know.
- Well, somebody's gotta know.
380
00:21:29,030 --> 00:21:30,031
I'm not sure.
381
00:21:30,114 --> 00:21:32,241
What happens if somebody
gets in an accident?
382
00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:35,703
Uh, the severance package
expires all at once.
383
00:21:35,786 --> 00:21:38,289
Not within the calendar year.
384
00:21:38,372 --> 00:21:41,042
- Is she home?
- Maybe just leave it tonight.
385
00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:43,878
No, she knows better.
She can't sneak around like this.
386
00:21:43,961 --> 00:21:45,296
Marion.
387
00:21:45,379 --> 00:21:47,214
- You can't leave your room like this.
- I didn't.
388
00:21:47,298 --> 00:21:48,924
None of these things were put away right.
389
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:51,093
- They aren't nice. Christine, now.
- I put my clothes away.
390
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:52,595
- My name is lady bird.
- Don't lie to me.
391
00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:55,389
This uniform--
this is gonna look like trash on Monday.
392
00:21:55,473 --> 00:21:58,642
This isn't right.
We can't treat our clothes like this.
393
00:21:58,726 --> 00:22:00,603
I don't know what
your wealthy friends do--
394
00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:02,938
why do you care what I do to my clothes?
395
00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:08,652
Your father doesn't have a job.
396
00:22:08,736 --> 00:22:10,696
He lost his job.
397
00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:12,656
Do you need him to come in here
and explain that to you?
398
00:22:13,616 --> 00:22:15,743
Of course, he probably wouldn't anyway.
He's Mr. nice guy,
399
00:22:15,826 --> 00:22:17,745
-and I always have to be the bad guy.
- Can we please just talk...
400
00:22:17,828 --> 00:22:19,080
- It can't look like a rag,
-...About this tomorrow?
401
00:22:19,163 --> 00:22:20,748
Because that makes us look like rags.
402
00:22:20,831 --> 00:22:22,833
You wanna know the truth?
Here's the truth.
403
00:22:22,917 --> 00:22:25,002
Some of your friends' fathers
could employ your father,
404
00:22:25,086 --> 00:22:28,255
and they're not gonna do it
if it looks like his family is trash.
405
00:22:28,339 --> 00:22:29,298
You understand?
406
00:22:37,246 --> 00:22:41,208
Didn't you ever go to sleep without
putting all your clothes away perfectly?
407
00:22:41,291 --> 00:22:42,292
Like even once?
408
00:22:43,001 --> 00:22:44,962
And don't you wish your mom
hadn't gotten angry?
409
00:22:47,631 --> 00:22:49,341
My mother was an abusive alcoholic.
410
00:22:54,179 --> 00:22:58,058
So, I understand you're not interested
in any catholic colleges.
411
00:22:58,141 --> 00:22:59,142
No way.
412
00:23:00,018 --> 00:23:02,771
Sorry. But yes, no way.
413
00:23:02,855 --> 00:23:05,774
Then you'll be applying to ucs
and state schools.
414
00:23:05,858 --> 00:23:09,403
Yeah, but also those east coast
liberal arts schools like Yale,
415
00:23:09,486 --> 00:23:12,072
but not Yale,
because I probably couldn't get in.
416
00:23:16,118 --> 00:23:17,661
You definitely couldn't get in.
417
00:23:18,829 --> 00:23:20,581
Part of my job
is to help you be realistic.
418
00:23:20,664 --> 00:23:22,624
Yeah. It seems like everyone's job.
419
00:23:22,708 --> 00:23:25,669
Your sat scores are strangely very good.
420
00:23:25,752 --> 00:23:30,257
I had placed some calls to local alumni
of the schools you're interested in,
421
00:23:30,340 --> 00:23:32,759
but unfortunately,
all the interviews are taken.
422
00:23:32,843 --> 00:23:34,678
So what does that mean?
423
00:23:34,761 --> 00:23:38,640
It means you'll have to get in
on how you look on paper.
424
00:23:40,136 --> 00:23:45,100
Dreams don't die,
so keep an eye on your dream
425
00:23:45,183 --> 00:23:48,103
and before you know where you are,
there you are
426
00:23:48,186 --> 00:23:49,479
all right. Stop, stop, stop.
427
00:24:00,156 --> 00:24:01,825
Should we go home?
428
00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:04,619
My mom is always mad.
429
00:24:04,702 --> 00:24:07,789
Doesn't matter if I get home late.
She'll be mad at me anyway.
430
00:24:07,872 --> 00:24:11,751
- Your mom's hard on you.
- Yeah, well, she loves me a lot.
431
00:24:14,879 --> 00:24:16,172
Pick a star for us.
432
00:24:19,217 --> 00:24:21,386
That one. Right there.
433
00:24:21,469 --> 00:24:23,388
Next to the bright one,
and then the dim one. You see it?
434
00:24:24,139 --> 00:24:25,056
Yeah.
435
00:24:26,724 --> 00:24:27,976
That's our star.
436
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:31,521
You know...
437
00:24:33,273 --> 00:24:36,276
You can touch my boobs, right?
438
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:40,655
I know. It's just that
i respect you too much for that.
439
00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:44,534
Cool. Awesome.
440
00:24:44,617 --> 00:24:47,245
I totally get that. Thank you.
441
00:24:47,328 --> 00:24:48,746
You're welcome.
442
00:24:48,830 --> 00:24:51,749
If you had boobs,
i wouldn't touch them either.
443
00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:53,877
I respect you so much...
444
00:24:55,128 --> 00:24:57,922
Because I love you.
445
00:24:58,256 --> 00:24:59,340
I love you too.
446
00:25:05,889 --> 00:25:09,684
- Let's name our star Claude.
- That's pretentious, don't you think?
447
00:25:09,767 --> 00:25:12,437
It's French. What should we name it?
448
00:25:14,272 --> 00:25:16,691
Bruce.
449
00:25:18,276 --> 00:25:20,820
- I love you!
- I love you.
450
00:25:23,740 --> 00:25:25,575
Bruce.
451
00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:29,579
It's normal to not touch a penis.
452
00:25:30,580 --> 00:25:31,581
I have to go to class.
453
00:25:32,332 --> 00:25:34,334
- But I have free period.
- I need to pass history.
454
00:25:34,417 --> 00:25:36,628
I think we're done with
the learning portion of high school.
455
00:25:36,711 --> 00:25:38,171
-L'm gonna go.
- No.
456
00:25:38,254 --> 00:25:39,797
- Mm-hmm.
- I hate being alone.
457
00:25:39,881 --> 00:25:41,049
Bye! Love you!
458
00:26:16,167 --> 00:26:19,963
Did Danny say whether his grandmother
has a formal Thanksgiving?
459
00:26:20,046 --> 00:26:23,383
I don't know. There are a lot of kids,
but she lives in the fab 40s.
460
00:26:23,466 --> 00:26:26,302
Oh, well, your dad and I went to a dinner
party once in that neighborhood.
461
00:26:26,386 --> 00:26:29,097
The ceo of isc. That was pretty formal.
462
00:26:30,610 --> 00:26:32,320
You're not going to a funeral.
463
00:26:32,404 --> 00:26:35,407
Well, I don't know.
What says "rich people Thanksgiving"?
464
00:26:35,490 --> 00:26:38,493
I just think it's such a shame that
you're spending your last Thanksgiving
465
00:26:38,576 --> 00:26:40,537
with a family you've never met
instead of us, but--
466
00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:42,914
I know. I guess you want it that way.
467
00:26:44,374 --> 00:26:46,459
- Are you tired?
- No.
468
00:26:46,543 --> 00:26:49,546
- Hey, Marion.
- Hey, Joyce. Hey, how's the baby?
469
00:26:49,629 --> 00:26:52,465
- She's crawling.
- No! I wanna see a picture at checkout.
470
00:26:52,549 --> 00:26:54,134
- K8y-
- k8y-
471
00:26:54,217 --> 00:26:56,761
-'cause if you're tired, we can sit down.
-L'm not tired.
472
00:26:56,845 --> 00:26:59,222
Oh, okay. I just couldn't tell
because you were dragging your feet.
473
00:27:00,223 --> 00:27:01,307
Well, I just couldn't tell.
474
00:27:02,308 --> 00:27:03,852
Why didn't you just say,
"pick up your feet"?
475
00:27:03,935 --> 00:27:04,936
I didn't know if you were tired.
476
00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:06,604
- You were being passive-aggressive.
- No, I wasn't.
477
00:27:06,688 --> 00:27:08,565
- You are so infuriating.
- Please stop yelling.
478
00:27:08,648 --> 00:27:12,485
-L'm not yelling. Oh! Perfect!
- Honey, do you love it?
479
00:27:34,060 --> 00:27:39,107
So, because my grade book has...
Disappeared, here's what we're gonna do.
480
00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:41,443
I'm gonna count on you
to reconstruct it, okay?
481
00:27:41,526 --> 00:27:43,612
Now, I know you all know
your grades better than anybody.
482
00:27:43,695 --> 00:27:47,532
I have a general idea, but this is
all about the honor code right now.
483
00:27:48,575 --> 00:27:50,160
Hi. A-minus.
484
00:27:50,243 --> 00:27:52,120
Pretty sure it was an a.
485
00:27:52,204 --> 00:27:54,414
I'm not, but okay.
486
00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:57,042
It was. Trust me,
i know talent when I see it.
487
00:27:58,585 --> 00:28:00,462
You're welcome. Thank you.
488
00:28:04,090 --> 00:28:05,425
Hey, I think b.
489
00:28:06,676 --> 00:28:10,222
I thought it was more like b-minus,
maybe even c-plus territory?
490
00:28:10,305 --> 00:28:12,599
No, because I did really well
on the last quiz.
491
00:28:12,682 --> 00:28:14,768
Oh. I seem to remember you
doing only slightly better.
492
00:28:14,851 --> 00:28:16,561
That brought my average up to a b.
493
00:28:18,605 --> 00:28:20,899
Okay. B it is.
494
00:28:21,191 --> 00:28:24,361
It's your honor.
495
00:28:24,778 --> 00:28:26,822
Lady bird, your lover awaits!
496
00:28:26,905 --> 00:28:29,825
- Hello, Danny! The famous Danny!
- Hi.
497
00:28:29,908 --> 00:28:31,618
- Aw!
- Oh-ho-ho!
498
00:28:31,701 --> 00:28:33,995
Aren't you adorable?
499
00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:36,122
- Larry, isn't he adorable?
- He's adorable.
500
00:28:36,206 --> 00:28:39,584
You're driving her and everything. Wow.
501
00:28:39,668 --> 00:28:41,670
Yeah, well, thank you
for letting lady bird come
502
00:28:41,753 --> 00:28:43,839
to my grandmother's Thanksgiving,
Mrs. mcpherson.
503
00:28:43,922 --> 00:28:46,174
No. No more politeness. Call me Marion.
504
00:28:46,258 --> 00:28:48,218
Oh. Well, nice to meet you, Mr. mcpherson.
505
00:28:48,301 --> 00:28:50,679
Please, call me Mr. Larry mcpherson.
506
00:28:50,762 --> 00:28:52,889
Larry. Sit down, Danny.
507
00:28:52,973 --> 00:28:55,267
- Can I get you something to drink?
- Oh, no, I'm fine.
508
00:28:55,350 --> 00:28:59,271
Hey, I'm Miguel, the brother. I think
lady bird wants to make an entrance.
509
00:28:59,354 --> 00:29:01,106
She's mad
we don't have a spiral staircase.
510
00:29:03,024 --> 00:29:04,442
- Shelly.
- What?
511
00:29:04,860 --> 00:29:06,987
- Is my name.
- Oh. Hi.
512
00:29:07,070 --> 00:29:09,239
Hi.
513
00:29:09,322 --> 00:29:12,492
It's funny. On my way over here,
i went over the train tracks.
514
00:29:12,576 --> 00:29:14,619
- Oh, you took h street.
- Right. And so,
515
00:29:14,703 --> 00:29:17,414
lady bird always says that she lives
on the wrong side of the tracks,
516
00:29:17,497 --> 00:29:19,875
but I always thought
that was like a metaphor.
517
00:29:19,958 --> 00:29:23,044
- Oh.
- But there are actual train tracks.
518
00:29:24,212 --> 00:29:26,506
Oh, hi. You look amazing!
519
00:29:26,590 --> 00:29:29,926
- What the hell is in the duffel bag?
- Don't worry about it. Jeez.
520
00:29:30,010 --> 00:29:33,972
- My grandmother will love that dress.
- Okay.
521
00:29:42,397 --> 00:29:44,649
Wait.
522
00:29:44,733 --> 00:29:47,027
- This is your grandma's house?
- Yeah.
523
00:29:47,110 --> 00:29:50,822
- Oh, my god!
- Oh, Danny! You're late.
524
00:29:50,906 --> 00:29:53,909
Oh, uh, well, thank you so much
for having us.
525
00:29:53,992 --> 00:29:55,410
- This is lady bird.
- Hi.
526
00:29:55,493 --> 00:29:58,288
Hi, honey. Been anxious to meet you.
527
00:29:58,371 --> 00:30:00,081
Your house is my favorite
528
00:30:00,165 --> 00:30:01,750
-in all east sacramento.
- Oh, thank you.
529
00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:04,294
Oh, my god!
530
00:30:04,377 --> 00:30:06,796
- Is this a joke?
- No.
531
00:30:07,714 --> 00:30:10,216
- Pull these out...
- Oh...
532
00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:12,260
Almost done. Do you like it?
533
00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:16,389
Lovely. I love it. Would you mind
doing the whole table for me?
534
00:30:16,473 --> 00:30:18,099
Okay.
535
00:30:18,183 --> 00:30:21,061
Dreams that will explode
536
00:30:21,603 --> 00:30:24,481
waking up the countryside
537
00:30:24,564 --> 00:30:26,733
- how do you know when it's working?
- You'll know.
538
00:30:26,816 --> 00:30:28,735
-It's not working.
-Lt's not?
539
00:30:28,818 --> 00:30:30,695
- No.
- My sister said this was premium.
540
00:30:30,779 --> 00:30:33,615
-L'm working.
-L'm-- I'm working too.
541
00:30:33,698 --> 00:30:35,158
No.
542
00:30:36,159 --> 00:30:38,203
I can't feel my arms.
543
00:30:38,286 --> 00:30:39,996
You're working.
544
00:30:40,664 --> 00:30:43,416
I'm no easy a
545
00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:44,501
quiet...
546
00:30:44,584 --> 00:30:48,254
If Danny and I get married,
and then his grandma died,
547
00:30:48,338 --> 00:30:50,548
I'd inherit the dream house.
548
00:30:50,632 --> 00:30:52,550
Wouldn't his parents get it?
549
00:30:52,634 --> 00:30:54,386
Oh, yeah. We'd have to kill them,
550
00:30:54,469 --> 00:30:56,304
and we'd have to kill
his older brothers too.
551
00:31:10,986 --> 00:31:13,613
Yeah
552
00:31:13,697 --> 00:31:15,615
- whoo!
- Whoo!
553
00:31:17,575 --> 00:31:19,786
Where's Mr. Bruno's wife?
554
00:31:39,514 --> 00:31:41,016
- How's it going?
- Okay.
555
00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:45,562
Mom, we--
we can't really talk right now.
556
00:31:48,481 --> 00:31:53,403
Well, happy Thanksgiving.
We missed you, lady bird.
557
00:31:53,486 --> 00:31:55,321
Try to run, try to hide,
try to keep it inside
558
00:31:57,866 --> 00:31:59,868
- bye.
- Bye, birdy.
559
00:31:59,951 --> 00:32:01,578
- Bye, Shelly.
- Bye, Shelly.
560
00:32:05,248 --> 00:32:07,709
Why does that cigarette look so weird?
561
00:32:07,792 --> 00:32:09,377
Like, not like a cigarette?
562
00:32:11,087 --> 00:32:12,505
'Cause it's a clove.
563
00:32:20,805 --> 00:32:22,974
Lick your lips. That's why they're sweet.
564
00:32:28,646 --> 00:32:31,274
Your mom was really sad you weren't here
tonight for Thanksgiving.
565
00:32:32,442 --> 00:32:35,028
Yeah, well, she hates me.
566
00:32:36,321 --> 00:32:38,031
She has a big heart, your mom.
567
00:32:41,159 --> 00:32:43,787
She took me in
after my parents freaked out about...
568
00:32:45,246 --> 00:32:47,415
Whatever, premarital sex.
569
00:32:50,585 --> 00:32:52,087
I admire her.
570
00:33:10,730 --> 00:33:11,731
Pray for us!
571
00:33:11,815 --> 00:33:13,233
Save Jesus in our heart!
572
00:33:13,316 --> 00:33:14,442
Forever!
573
00:33:17,904 --> 00:33:21,407
Flying through the countryside
574
00:33:21,491 --> 00:33:24,244
merrily we roll along, roll along
575
00:33:25,370 --> 00:33:28,331
catching a dream
576
00:33:28,414 --> 00:33:30,708
stop fighting! Stop fighting!
577
00:33:30,792 --> 00:33:31,876
Hey!
578
00:33:34,170 --> 00:33:36,047
Hey, old friends
579
00:33:36,131 --> 00:33:38,591
how do we stay old friends
580
00:33:38,675 --> 00:33:43,847
it started out like a song
581
00:33:45,390 --> 00:33:47,183
me and you
582
00:33:47,267 --> 00:33:49,018
me and you
583
00:33:49,102 --> 00:33:50,103
me and you
584
00:33:55,859 --> 00:33:57,402
that's true. There she is.
585
00:33:57,485 --> 00:33:58,987
- Hi.
- Jules. Wow.
586
00:33:59,070 --> 00:34:00,613
- You were so good.
- Thank you.
587
00:34:00,697 --> 00:34:02,365
I couldn't believe that.
This is my wife Becky.
588
00:34:02,448 --> 00:34:05,368
Becky this is Jules.
She's one of my brightest students.
589
00:34:05,451 --> 00:34:07,579
-It's so-so nice to meet you.
-Lt's nice to meet you too.
590
00:34:07,662 --> 00:34:09,706
- How we doing? Feeling a little better?
- A little tired.
591
00:34:09,789 --> 00:34:11,416
- Yeah.
- Okay. All right, I gotta get her home.
592
00:34:11,499 --> 00:34:13,751
We got the little one,
but that was really great, Jules.
593
00:34:13,835 --> 00:34:14,836
Thank you.
594
00:34:15,837 --> 00:34:17,005
Congratulations.
595
00:34:31,436 --> 00:34:33,146
He didn't understand it.
596
00:34:44,449 --> 00:34:46,534
How long do you think you all will pee?
597
00:34:46,618 --> 00:34:48,036
I drank so much soda.
598
00:34:48,119 --> 00:34:49,954
- Fuck you.
- I just got my period.
599
00:34:50,038 --> 00:34:51,664
- Goddammit.
- Where're you going?
600
00:34:51,748 --> 00:34:53,333
There's never a line in the men's room.
601
00:34:58,338 --> 00:34:59,672
{Lady bird gasps]
602
00:34:59,756 --> 00:35:00,840
Uh, i--
603
00:35:00,924 --> 00:35:02,091
ch, my god.
604
00:35:13,102 --> 00:35:16,105
-4' baby a'
-$ into me a'
605
00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:46,970
they're really nice socks.
606
00:35:47,053 --> 00:35:49,222
They're expensive, actually.
607
00:35:49,305 --> 00:35:51,391
They wick moisture away from your feet.
608
00:35:51,474 --> 00:35:53,351
My feet always have moisture.
609
00:35:53,434 --> 00:35:55,061
Mom, I love them.
610
00:35:55,144 --> 00:35:58,314
I'm sorry it's a small Christmas.
We wanted to...
611
00:35:58,398 --> 00:36:00,775
It's just a little small this year.
612
00:36:00,858 --> 00:36:01,859
These are nice.
613
00:36:05,029 --> 00:36:07,532
- Do you like it?
- Look.
614
00:36:08,950 --> 00:36:10,743
- That's good.
- That's great.
615
00:36:10,827 --> 00:36:13,913
I had to get it. It makes me laugh.
616
00:36:22,338 --> 00:36:23,339
Dad, come in.
617
00:36:27,218 --> 00:36:28,511
How'd you know it was me?
618
00:36:28,594 --> 00:36:29,804
Mom doesn't knock.
619
00:36:29,887 --> 00:36:32,056
No, she doesn't.
620
00:36:35,184 --> 00:36:38,354
Here they are.
Your completed financial aid applications.
621
00:36:38,438 --> 00:36:39,939
Thank you!
622
00:36:40,023 --> 00:36:42,525
- Merry Christmas.
- Thank you.
623
00:36:43,526 --> 00:36:45,278
Do you need money for the applications?
624
00:36:45,361 --> 00:36:46,821
- I can help with that too.
- No. No.
625
00:36:46,904 --> 00:36:48,031
I've got that.
626
00:36:48,114 --> 00:36:49,866
Summer job's covered it.
627
00:36:49,949 --> 00:36:51,701
This is why
we have computer shut off time.
628
00:36:51,784 --> 00:36:52,994
- This is our room.
- Okay, okay.
629
00:36:53,077 --> 00:36:55,872
Just can you drive me to the post office
on Jade? It should still be open.
630
00:36:55,955 --> 00:36:59,375
Three, two, one.
631
00:36:59,459 --> 00:37:01,544
Happy new year!
632
00:37:03,963 --> 00:37:05,381
Happy new year!
633
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:12,472
So you pull the nozzle out. You tip it in.
634
00:37:27,875 --> 00:37:28,876
Hey.
635
00:37:29,877 --> 00:37:31,796
L-| like your band.
636
00:37:31,879 --> 00:37:33,423
Uh, with Jonah ruiz,
637
00:37:33,506 --> 00:37:35,174
- lenfance new?
- L'enfance nue.
638
00:37:37,135 --> 00:37:41,222
Uh, well, i-| saw your Thanksgiving show.
639
00:37:41,306 --> 00:37:42,974
My name's lady bird.
640
00:37:43,057 --> 00:37:44,267
That's weird. You shake hands.
641
00:37:44,350 --> 00:37:45,518
Yeah.
642
00:37:48,688 --> 00:37:52,150
I'm friends with Jenna and she's always
talking about how great your band is.
643
00:37:52,233 --> 00:37:53,985
So I wanted to check it out.
644
00:37:54,319 --> 00:37:56,195
- Yeah. Jenna's hella tight.
- Yeah.
645
00:37:56,863 --> 00:37:59,032
Maybe I'll see you at the deuce
or something, huh?
646
00:37:59,115 --> 00:38:00,908
Sure. See you at the deuce.
647
00:38:00,992 --> 00:38:02,535
'-Hey.
648
00:38:02,618 --> 00:38:03,828
I'm not paying you to flirt.
649
00:38:03,911 --> 00:38:06,122
I wasn't flirting.
650
00:38:06,205 --> 00:38:07,749
I wish you had been.
651
00:38:20,025 --> 00:38:21,985
A reading from
the book of Genesis.
652
00:38:22,068 --> 00:38:25,363
"The lord took Abram outside and said,
653
00:38:25,447 --> 00:38:28,200
'look up at the sky
and count the stars if you can.'
654
00:38:28,658 --> 00:38:31,536
just so, he added,
'shall your descendants be.'
655
00:38:31,953 --> 00:38:34,080
Abram put his faith in the lord.
656
00:38:34,164 --> 00:38:36,625
Who credited to him
as an act of righteousness."
657
00:38:45,050 --> 00:38:48,512
Okay, the first time we did it,
it was at his lake house last summer.
658
00:38:48,595 --> 00:38:52,182
- It was so funny.
- Oh, here you go.
659
00:38:52,265 --> 00:38:53,642
From uncle Matt.
660
00:38:53,725 --> 00:38:56,937
I think he and my mom are fighting
so enjoy the lunches while you can.
661
00:38:57,020 --> 00:38:59,648
Oh, no thanks. I'm trying to lose weight.
662
00:38:59,731 --> 00:39:00,774
Really?
663
00:39:00,857 --> 00:39:03,985
Sex is not a big deal.
It's just my mom called me during it.
664
00:39:04,069 --> 00:39:05,820
- Skirt check.
- Was on my cell phone.
665
00:39:05,904 --> 00:39:07,364
The one she got me for emergencies.
666
00:39:07,447 --> 00:39:08,448
Did you pick up?
667
00:39:09,449 --> 00:39:12,494
Yeah. I was like,
"um, mom, I can't really talk right now."
668
00:39:14,371 --> 00:39:15,956
What was the emergency?
669
00:39:16,957 --> 00:39:19,543
- What?
- Uh, what was the emergency?
670
00:39:19,626 --> 00:39:21,836
- Oh, my great aunt died.
- L'm so sorry.
671
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,838
She kinda did it to herself.
672
00:39:23,922 --> 00:39:26,132
Yeah. I don't know why you'd do that
if you're already so old.
673
00:39:26,216 --> 00:39:27,425
Ladies.
674
00:39:27,509 --> 00:39:28,635
Skirts.
675
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:34,140
I'm going to write you a citation,
miss walton.
676
00:39:34,224 --> 00:39:35,892
No more short skirts.
677
00:39:38,770 --> 00:39:41,147
Sarah Joan is all up in myjunk.
678
00:39:42,607 --> 00:39:43,858
She's a cunt.
679
00:39:43,942 --> 00:39:45,485
Birdy, you like her.
680
00:39:45,569 --> 00:39:47,737
Yeah, but she's a cunt.
681
00:39:48,780 --> 00:39:51,199
I have an idea
of how to get Sarah Joan back.
682
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,911
- How?
- You'll see this afternoon.
683
00:39:54,995 --> 00:39:57,664
No, we have auditions this afternoon.
684
00:39:57,747 --> 00:40:01,543
Oh, right. I mean, uh,
i don't think I want to do the play.
685
00:40:01,543 --> 00:40:01,626
Oh, right. I mean, uh,
i don't think I want to do the play.
686
00:40:01,626 --> 00:40:02,460
Oh, right. I mean, uh,
i don't think I want to do the play.
687
00:40:02,544 --> 00:40:04,546
Meet me at the teacher's parking lot at 3.
688
00:40:04,629 --> 00:40:06,965
-L'll have the materials.
- Okay.
689
00:40:07,841 --> 00:40:08,842
Wait, what was your name?
690
00:40:09,551 --> 00:40:10,552
Lady bird.
691
00:40:11,553 --> 00:40:13,096
- Weird.
- Ladies.
692
00:40:13,179 --> 00:40:14,389
We have a decision to make.
693
00:40:14,472 --> 00:40:16,891
Prom themes. Top options so far,
694
00:40:16,975 --> 00:40:19,519
cities of the world,
695
00:40:19,603 --> 00:40:21,813
eternal flame, and movies.
696
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,191
Oh, where is father leviatch?
697
00:40:25,275 --> 00:40:27,319
All right, let's have everyone
take a knee. Huh?
698
00:40:27,402 --> 00:40:29,362
- What?
- Cozy sit.
699
00:40:31,323 --> 00:40:33,241
Now, I know you all miss father leviatch,
700
00:40:33,325 --> 00:40:35,368
and I can tell you that
the brothers do too.
701
00:40:36,369 --> 00:40:38,038
But I'm gonna give
this thing my best shot.
702
00:40:39,456 --> 00:40:41,916
Uh, now, usually
I'm the jv football coach,
703
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,712
but from what I can see, a play is a play.
704
00:40:45,795 --> 00:40:47,505
Where's lady bird?
705
00:40:47,589 --> 00:40:50,175
She's with her new best friend.
She thinks she's too cool for theater.
706
00:40:50,258 --> 00:40:52,135
If you can pull out your-your scripts,
707
00:40:52,218 --> 00:40:54,387
I've assigned a number
to each of your roles.
708
00:40:54,471 --> 00:40:56,848
And, uh, I'm gonna put the blocking
up here on the board,
709
00:40:56,931 --> 00:41:00,935
and then if you guys can transcribe that
back in your play books, that'd be great.
710
00:41:01,019 --> 00:41:02,354
Who's playing what part?
711
00:41:02,437 --> 00:41:05,398
Uh, I had miss Patty here assign roles,
since she knows you all.
712
00:41:05,482 --> 00:41:07,317
So, uh, call them out, miss Patty.
713
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,694
Okay, uh, prospero. Danny.
714
00:41:09,778 --> 00:41:11,780
Danny. Nice. That's role one.
715
00:41:14,366 --> 00:41:15,617
Wait. Where do you live?
716
00:41:16,743 --> 00:41:19,245
Oh, um, the 40s.
717
00:41:20,246 --> 00:41:22,248
That's where our starter house was.
718
00:41:22,332 --> 00:41:23,958
Which street?
719
00:41:24,042 --> 00:41:25,168
Um, 44th.
720
00:41:25,251 --> 00:41:27,629
It's the three-story blue one
721
00:41:27,712 --> 00:41:30,215
with the white shutters
and the American flag in the front.
722
00:41:30,298 --> 00:41:31,299
Yeah. I know that one.
723
00:41:31,383 --> 00:41:33,301
Do you want to go over there right now
and eat?
724
00:41:33,677 --> 00:41:36,012
I live in granite bay,
otherwise I'd say let's go there.
725
00:41:36,304 --> 00:41:39,891
Actually, I was thinking maybe
we should go to the deuce.
726
00:41:39,974 --> 00:41:42,394
I was talking to Kyle about it,
and he was like,
727
00:41:42,477 --> 00:41:45,271
"whatever it's lame,
but maybe I'll see you there."
728
00:41:45,355 --> 00:41:46,856
How do you know Kyle?
729
00:41:46,940 --> 00:41:49,150
Oh, my mom made me get a job
at new helvetia
730
00:41:49,234 --> 00:41:51,528
to learn, like, "responsibility."
731
00:41:53,780 --> 00:41:55,740
Anyway, we hang out there.
732
00:41:55,824 --> 00:41:57,325
Yeah. Kyle's awesome.
733
00:41:57,409 --> 00:41:58,827
Let's deuce it up.
734
00:42:00,554 --> 00:42:03,015
Okay, guys. Now, look. Role one, right?
735
00:42:03,098 --> 00:42:05,142
You're gonna run, kind of,
a skinny post right up front.
736
00:42:05,226 --> 00:42:07,311
I want you to look straight
at the audience, okay.
737
00:42:07,394 --> 00:42:10,022
Don't be looking around and blabbing
at anybody if they walk by ya.
738
00:42:10,105 --> 00:42:12,483
Eight, nine, ten.
You're coming in hard, right here.
739
00:42:12,566 --> 00:42:13,859
'Cause these guys are gonna love it.
740
00:42:13,943 --> 00:42:17,571
Don't talk amongst yourselves.
Now, coming in slow, we're singing.
741
00:42:18,572 --> 00:42:20,950
This is singing. Wide lines are singing.
742
00:42:21,033 --> 00:42:22,910
We're singing. We're singing.
743
00:42:22,993 --> 00:42:25,037
Danny's not singing yet. He's all alone.
744
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,706
Singing. Eight, nine, ten...
You come in hot!
745
00:42:27,790 --> 00:42:29,333
You come in hot!
746
00:42:32,545 --> 00:42:35,130
- This is the deuce?
- Yeah.
747
00:42:35,214 --> 00:42:37,591
-It's a parking lot?
- Yeah.
748
00:42:38,717 --> 00:42:42,137
We were in one parking lot
and we went to another parking lot?
749
00:42:42,221 --> 00:42:45,683
Hey, Kyle. Lady bird and I just decorated
the nun-mobile.
750
00:42:45,766 --> 00:42:47,810
Like, just married to Jesus.
751
00:42:47,893 --> 00:42:49,103
That's hella tight.
752
00:43:02,336 --> 00:43:04,463
What you do is very baller.
753
00:43:04,546 --> 00:43:06,131
- You're very anarchist.
- Yeah.
754
00:43:06,215 --> 00:43:07,341
Fuck 'em.
755
00:43:07,424 --> 00:43:09,009
Don't worry, I'm not gonna snitch on you.
756
00:43:09,092 --> 00:43:11,762
Well, I hope not
'cause I'd fuckin' kill your family.
757
00:43:14,598 --> 00:43:15,682
- W hat?
- Sorry.
758
00:43:15,766 --> 00:43:18,227
L-- that-that was an exaggeration.
759
00:43:18,310 --> 00:43:19,728
It's okay.
760
00:43:19,812 --> 00:43:21,814
My dad has cancer, so
761
00:43:21,897 --> 00:43:23,524
I guess god's doing that for us.
762
00:43:23,607 --> 00:43:25,317
Oh, I'm sorry.
763
00:43:27,820 --> 00:43:29,446
You work at new helvetia, right?
764
00:43:29,530 --> 00:43:30,823
Right.
765
00:43:30,906 --> 00:43:34,243
Can I get your number? We were looking
to set up more gigs down there.
766
00:43:34,326 --> 00:43:35,369
Definitely.
767
00:43:38,413 --> 00:43:40,833
It's my parents number.
768
00:43:40,916 --> 00:43:42,751
You don't have a cell phone?
769
00:43:42,835 --> 00:43:44,127
- Nah.
- Good girl.
770
00:43:44,211 --> 00:43:46,046
Government didn't have to
put tracking devices on us.
771
00:43:46,129 --> 00:43:47,965
We bought them and put them on ourselves.
772
00:43:48,048 --> 00:43:49,675
I don't own a tracking device.
773
00:43:49,758 --> 00:43:52,469
No, no, no. The cell phones.
774
00:43:52,553 --> 00:43:54,179
- You see?
- Wow.
775
00:43:54,263 --> 00:43:55,389
Yeah. I know.
776
00:43:56,390 --> 00:43:58,267
I mean, you'll have one eventually.
Everyone's gonna have one.
777
00:43:58,350 --> 00:44:01,353
And then, it'll be a matter of time.
778
00:44:01,436 --> 00:44:02,604
Before what?
779
00:44:02,688 --> 00:44:04,356
Before they put them in our brains.
780
00:44:40,851 --> 00:44:42,144
What do you want from me?
781
00:44:44,313 --> 00:44:45,397
Yes?
782
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:48,525
My-my grandma wanted me to tell you that
she missed you at Christmas.
783
00:44:49,526 --> 00:44:52,946
Yeah. Well, I couldn't have gone anyway.
My mom was pissed about Thanksgiving.
784
00:44:53,030 --> 00:44:55,532
Your mom is crazy. I'm scared of her.
785
00:44:55,616 --> 00:44:59,620
She's not crazy.
She's just, you know, she has a big heart.
786
00:44:59,703 --> 00:45:00,704
She's very warm.
787
00:45:00,787 --> 00:45:01,914
I don't find your mother warm.
788
00:45:01,997 --> 00:45:04,041
- You don't?
- No. No, she's warm. Yeah.
789
00:45:04,124 --> 00:45:06,960
- But she's also, kind of, scary.
- Well, you can't be scary and warm.
790
00:45:07,044 --> 00:45:09,546
- I think you can. Your mom is.
- You're gay.
791
00:45:11,048 --> 00:45:12,507
Fuck me.
792
00:45:12,591 --> 00:45:14,843
Can you not tell anyone, please?
793
00:45:14,927 --> 00:45:17,137
I'm so sorry about everything.
794
00:45:17,220 --> 00:45:21,099
I'm so ashamed of all of it.
795
00:45:21,183 --> 00:45:25,103
It's just... it's going to be bad
and I just need a little bit of time
796
00:45:25,187 --> 00:45:28,023
to figure out how I'm going to tell
my mom and dad and--
797
00:45:28,106 --> 00:45:29,775
don't worry.
798
00:45:36,448 --> 00:45:37,491
I won't tell.
799
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:41,161
It's okay.
800
00:45:50,837 --> 00:45:51,838
It's okay.
801
00:45:55,384 --> 00:45:57,594
And do you have a support system?
802
00:45:58,679 --> 00:45:59,888
What do you mean?
803
00:46:02,224 --> 00:46:05,102
Who do you turn to when you feel this way?
804
00:46:08,146 --> 00:46:09,439
No one, I guess.
805
00:46:11,483 --> 00:46:12,651
I'm sorry.
806
00:46:12,734 --> 00:46:14,069
No, don't be sorry.
807
00:46:14,152 --> 00:46:16,780
There's no wrong answer.
808
00:46:18,490 --> 00:46:20,283
Please don't tell your daughter.
809
00:46:20,367 --> 00:46:21,410
No. Of course not.
810
00:46:22,661 --> 00:46:23,662
Of course not.
811
00:46:26,999 --> 00:46:29,167
Remember that you are dust
and to dust you will return.
812
00:46:36,591 --> 00:46:38,844
Remember that you are dust
and to dust you will return.
813
00:46:44,307 --> 00:46:48,228
It's a new system. You just enter
your social security number and...
814
00:46:53,025 --> 00:46:54,484
- Davis?
- Davis is good.
815
00:46:54,568 --> 00:46:57,237
- Maybe you shoulda looked at it.
-Lt's only half an hour away.
816
00:46:57,320 --> 00:47:00,032
- Less if you're driving fast.
- I went to graduate school there.
817
00:47:00,115 --> 00:47:02,993
- Lots of smart people go to Davis.
- I thought Berkeley had to accept me.
818
00:47:03,076 --> 00:47:05,078
You and Miguel went there. I'm a legacy.
819
00:47:05,162 --> 00:47:06,788
Uh, not if we don't give money.
820
00:47:06,872 --> 00:47:08,999
- And you get bad grades.
- And what do you know about it?
821
00:47:09,082 --> 00:47:10,250
- Meaning?
- Nothing.
822
00:47:10,333 --> 00:47:11,877
- No. What are you implying?
- Nothing!
823
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:13,754
You fucking racist!
824
00:47:13,837 --> 00:47:16,673
- I didn't say anything!
- I didn't put down my race!
825
00:47:16,757 --> 00:47:20,469
Oh, yeah.
I'm sure they had no idea, Miguel!
826
00:47:20,552 --> 00:47:22,095
You're actually fucking evil.
827
00:47:23,638 --> 00:47:25,599
- What is wrong with you?
- Go. Go to your room.
828
00:47:25,682 --> 00:47:27,768
-L'm not five!
- I didn't raise you like this.
829
00:47:27,851 --> 00:47:29,269
I don't have to go anywhere.
830
00:47:29,352 --> 00:47:31,313
I'm not going to a fucking university
831
00:47:31,396 --> 00:47:34,524
that's famous for
its fucking agricultural school!
832
00:47:35,901 --> 00:47:39,196
And Miguel and Shelly, you'll never
get jobs with all that shit in your face.
833
00:47:55,670 --> 00:47:57,422
Hi.
834
00:47:57,506 --> 00:47:59,382
Um, help yourself to anything
in the fridge.
835
00:47:59,466 --> 00:48:01,802
My parents are upstairs,
but they don't care if you drink.
836
00:48:01,885 --> 00:48:02,969
Okay. Cool.
837
00:48:20,654 --> 00:48:21,738
I hate that shit.
838
00:48:22,906 --> 00:48:24,032
But you smoke.
839
00:48:24,116 --> 00:48:25,826
I smoke hand-rolled cigarettes.
840
00:48:25,909 --> 00:48:27,661
Never industrially produced.
841
00:48:27,744 --> 00:48:28,912
Never cloves.
842
00:48:28,995 --> 00:48:30,455
What's wrong with cloves?
843
00:48:30,539 --> 00:48:32,207
Can't inhale cloves. What's the point?
844
00:48:32,290 --> 00:48:33,416
Oh.
845
00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:34,960
You're not supposed to.
846
00:48:35,043 --> 00:48:38,380
Well, cloves were what I first smoked
when I was young.
847
00:48:38,463 --> 00:48:41,049
So, you know, it's a force of habit.
848
00:48:41,133 --> 00:48:43,468
It has fiberglass.
849
00:48:43,552 --> 00:48:45,137
- Really?
- Yeah.
850
00:48:45,220 --> 00:48:46,805
Rolling your own is best.
851
00:48:46,888 --> 00:48:48,557
Also, like...
852
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:52,435
I'm trying as much as possible not
participate in our economy.
853
00:48:52,519 --> 00:48:53,854
I don't like money.
854
00:48:54,855 --> 00:48:56,064
So...
855
00:48:56,148 --> 00:48:58,233
I'm trying to live by bartering alone.
856
00:48:58,316 --> 00:49:00,402
But doesn't catholic school cost money?
857
00:49:00,485 --> 00:49:03,280
Yeah. The diocese we're in
are super into it.
858
00:49:04,281 --> 00:49:05,949
It mattered to my dad that...
859
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:08,994
I go to Xavier, so
860
00:49:09,077 --> 00:49:11,538
just trying to make him happy.
861
00:49:22,507 --> 00:49:23,508
Xohh'
862
00:49:26,553 --> 00:49:27,762
- I haven't had sex yet.
- Me neither.
863
00:49:27,846 --> 00:49:29,723
- With another person. Really?
- Nope. Me either. Yeah.
864
00:49:31,808 --> 00:49:33,393
-$ I already know i
-.° I already know.“
865
00:49:37,814 --> 00:49:39,191
it's the tanning bed.
866
00:49:39,274 --> 00:49:41,359
Julie will love this.
867
00:49:41,443 --> 00:49:42,402
Who's Julie?
868
00:50:04,341 --> 00:50:07,510
Lady bird. You can't lock the door when
we have one bathroom.
869
00:50:07,594 --> 00:50:09,054
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
870
00:50:09,137 --> 00:50:11,389
It's just this is the only place
i can get any privacy.
871
00:50:11,473 --> 00:50:13,183
You really need to use two towels?
872
00:50:13,266 --> 00:50:14,684
Uh, no.
873
00:50:14,768 --> 00:50:16,228
- I guess no.
- If you need to use two towels,
874
00:50:16,311 --> 00:50:18,396
you just have to say
because this affects my whole day.
875
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:19,898
Because I have to do laundry before work
876
00:50:19,981 --> 00:50:22,150
and I need to know if there's more towels
that I need to wash.
877
00:50:22,234 --> 00:50:23,610
I just need one. Sorry.
878
00:50:23,693 --> 00:50:27,280
Okay. Well, let me get to the mirror,
I've gotta get going.
879
00:50:35,347 --> 00:50:40,769
When do you think
is a normal time to have sex?
880
00:50:40,853 --> 00:50:42,771
- You're having sex?
- No.
881
00:50:42,855 --> 00:50:46,108
Um, college is good.
882
00:50:46,191 --> 00:50:50,738
I think college and use protection
like we talked about.
883
00:50:50,821 --> 00:50:51,822
Okay.
884
00:51:00,793 --> 00:51:02,503
Is dad depressed?
885
00:51:03,504 --> 00:51:04,630
Why do you ask that?
886
00:51:05,881 --> 00:51:08,175
The pills. They have dad's name on them.
887
00:51:08,258 --> 00:51:11,929
Dad's been struggling
with depression for years.
888
00:51:16,266 --> 00:51:17,434
I didn't know that.
889
00:51:18,435 --> 00:51:20,604
Money is not life's report card.
890
00:51:21,772 --> 00:51:23,065
He's depressed about money?
891
00:51:23,148 --> 00:51:27,653
Being successful doesn't mean anything
in and of itself.
892
00:51:27,736 --> 00:51:29,279
It just means that you're successful.
893
00:51:29,363 --> 00:51:31,031
Yeah, but then you're successful.
894
00:51:31,114 --> 00:51:33,242
But that doesn't mean that you're happy.
895
00:51:33,325 --> 00:51:34,868
But he's not happy.
896
00:51:47,631 --> 00:51:49,591
I have to get out of sacramento.
897
00:51:51,051 --> 00:51:52,052
Why?
898
00:51:52,427 --> 00:51:54,137
Because it's soul killing.
899
00:51:55,514 --> 00:51:57,432
It's the midwest of California.
900
00:51:59,434 --> 00:52:01,228
Isn't there a thing, like,
901
00:52:01,311 --> 00:52:03,355
"think globally, act locally"?
902
00:52:04,940 --> 00:52:08,235
I feel that the person who said that
didn't live in sacramento.
903
00:52:11,071 --> 00:52:12,406
Ah!
904
00:52:12,489 --> 00:52:13,657
I love it here.
905
00:52:13,740 --> 00:52:15,492
I want to send my daughters
to immaculate heart.
906
00:52:16,368 --> 00:52:18,412
I wanna-- you know, I wanna be a mom.
907
00:52:19,413 --> 00:52:20,873
At least go to San Francisco.
908
00:52:23,208 --> 00:52:24,209
I don't like hills.
909
00:52:27,796 --> 00:52:32,676
Start simple with x plus three
times x plus two.
910
00:52:32,759 --> 00:52:34,845
- Now if we use foil, where do we start?
- Julie?
911
00:52:36,805 --> 00:52:37,806
Julie?
912
00:52:39,683 --> 00:52:41,310
Julie. Hey.
913
00:52:41,393 --> 00:52:42,853
What do you want from Julie?
914
00:52:43,979 --> 00:52:45,105
Darlene, can you excuse us?
915
00:52:45,188 --> 00:52:46,565
Darlene's staying.
916
00:52:46,648 --> 00:52:47,900
Why aren't you in algebra 2?
917
00:52:47,983 --> 00:52:49,401
- I switched sections.
- Why?
918
00:52:49,484 --> 00:52:51,069
Aren't Jenna and Kyle enough?
919
00:52:52,946 --> 00:52:54,364
I'm sorry that you're jealous.
920
00:52:54,448 --> 00:52:56,033
Jenna's a moron, you know.
921
00:52:56,116 --> 00:52:57,784
She's not. She's in ap calculus.
922
00:52:57,868 --> 00:52:59,244
She's a moron in a deeper sense.
923
00:52:59,328 --> 00:53:00,412
You don't even know her.
924
00:53:00,495 --> 00:53:03,832
Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way,
you just never showed up to claim it!
925
00:53:03,916 --> 00:53:06,585
- What role'?
- The tempest!
926
00:53:06,668 --> 00:53:10,505
- There is no role of the tempest!
- It is the titular role!
927
00:53:10,589 --> 00:53:13,550
No, it's a made up thing
so we all can participate!
928
00:53:13,634 --> 00:53:17,638
You can't do anything unless
you're the center of attention, can you?
929
00:53:17,721 --> 00:53:20,599
Yeah. Well, you know your mom's tits,
they're fake. Totally fake!
930
00:53:20,682 --> 00:53:22,893
She made one bad decision at 19!
931
00:53:22,976 --> 00:53:24,478
Two bad decisions!
932
00:53:24,561 --> 00:53:28,190
And at 15, this girl was pregnant.
933
00:53:28,273 --> 00:53:30,901
She decided that
she was going to get an abortion.
934
00:53:30,984 --> 00:53:34,655
It made sense.
It was the right thing to do.
935
00:53:34,738 --> 00:53:37,366
- She was sitting there...
- Let me guess, she didn't get it.
936
00:53:37,449 --> 00:53:40,285
...and something deep inside of her said,
937
00:53:40,369 --> 00:53:42,245
_iinoiii
- bingo.
938
00:53:42,329 --> 00:53:44,247
Anyone want to guess who this woman is?
939
00:53:45,248 --> 00:53:46,375
The young lady right here.
940
00:53:46,458 --> 00:53:49,086
- You?
- No. It was not me.
941
00:53:49,169 --> 00:53:51,004
Um, your friend?
942
00:53:51,088 --> 00:53:52,547
No.
943
00:53:52,631 --> 00:53:55,008
The girl in the story was...
944
00:53:56,218 --> 00:53:57,219
My mother.
945
00:53:59,346 --> 00:54:03,642
I am that baby that
she decided not to abort.
946
00:54:03,725 --> 00:54:05,268
That could have been me.
947
00:54:05,352 --> 00:54:07,062
That could have been my fate.
948
00:54:07,145 --> 00:54:10,190
Just because something looks ugly
doesn't mean it's morally wrong.
949
00:54:10,273 --> 00:54:11,608
What did you say, ma'am?
950
00:54:13,026 --> 00:54:15,195
- Nothing.
- Please. Share.
951
00:54:16,571 --> 00:54:18,281
I said,
952
00:54:18,365 --> 00:54:22,369
"just because something looks ugly
doesn't mean that it's morally wrong."
953
00:54:22,452 --> 00:54:25,038
You think dead children
aren't morally wrong?
954
00:54:25,122 --> 00:54:30,711
No. I'm just saying that if you took
up close pictures of my vagina
955
00:54:30,794 --> 00:54:34,339
while I was on my period, it would be
disturbing, but it doesn't make it wrong.
956
00:54:34,423 --> 00:54:35,424
Excuse me?
957
00:54:35,507 --> 00:54:38,010
Listen. If your mother had
had the abortion,
958
00:54:38,093 --> 00:54:40,679
we wouldn't have to sit through
this stupid assembly.
959
00:54:46,268 --> 00:54:48,687
Suspended? How does this happen?
960
00:54:48,770 --> 00:54:51,314
Everything we do is for you. Everything.
961
00:54:51,398 --> 00:54:53,316
Do you think
i like driving that car around?
962
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:54,568
- No.
- Do you?
963
00:54:54,651 --> 00:54:56,361
- No.
- Do you think I like working double shifts
964
00:54:56,445 --> 00:54:57,529
at the psych hospital?
965
00:54:57,612 --> 00:54:59,740
- No.
- You needed to go to the catholic school
966
00:54:59,823 --> 00:55:03,076
because your brother saw somebody knifed
in front of him at the public school.
967
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:05,620
Is that what you want?
Larry, what are you doing on the computer?
968
00:55:05,704 --> 00:55:07,497
- Nothing.
- You think your dad and I don't know
969
00:55:07,581 --> 00:55:10,167
how ashamed that you are of us'?
Your dad knows.
970
00:55:10,292 --> 00:55:13,628
Your dad knows why you ask him to drop you
off a block away from school every day.
971
00:55:13,712 --> 00:55:16,298
- Dad, I didn't mean to.
- You made him feel horrible!
972
00:55:16,381 --> 00:55:17,758
- Horrible! You know that?
- I'm sorry.
973
00:55:17,841 --> 00:55:19,926
- Marion, you didn't have to bring that up.
- No, Larry, you can't just be
974
00:55:20,010 --> 00:55:21,678
the nice guy. She has to know.
975
00:55:21,762 --> 00:55:23,180
She has to know how you feel.
976
00:55:23,263 --> 00:55:25,807
Otherwise, she's just gonna think
she can say anything at all,
977
00:55:25,891 --> 00:55:28,310
and nobody ever gets hurt.
978
00:55:28,393 --> 00:55:30,145
Wrong side of the tracks!
979
00:55:30,228 --> 00:55:31,855
- I didn't mean it that way.
- Yeah.
980
00:55:31,938 --> 00:55:33,565
- It was a joke.
- Yeah. It's just a joke mom and dad.
981
00:55:33,648 --> 00:55:36,485
They don't care. We didn't think we'd be
in this house for 25 years.
982
00:55:36,568 --> 00:55:38,195
We thought we would've moved
some place better.
983
00:55:38,278 --> 00:55:40,072
Whatever we give you, it's never enough.
984
00:55:40,155 --> 00:55:41,865
-It's never enough.
- It is enough.
985
00:55:41,948 --> 00:55:44,159
Do you have any idea
what it costs to raise you?
986
00:55:44,242 --> 00:55:47,662
And how much you're just throwing away
every day?
987
00:55:47,746 --> 00:55:49,372
Give me a number.
988
00:55:50,832 --> 00:55:51,833
What?
989
00:55:58,423 --> 00:55:59,758
Give me a number.
990
00:56:01,134 --> 00:56:02,177
I don't understand.
991
00:56:02,260 --> 00:56:05,222
You give me a number
for how much it cost to raise me.
992
00:56:05,305 --> 00:56:07,808
And I'm going to get older
and make a lot of money,
993
00:56:07,891 --> 00:56:09,643
and write you a check for what I owe you.
994
00:56:09,726 --> 00:56:12,020
So that I never have
to speak to you again.
995
00:56:13,188 --> 00:56:16,733
Well I highly doubt that you will be able
to get a job good enough to do that.
996
00:56:22,864 --> 00:56:24,699
So the attack on Baghdad last night,
997
00:56:24,783 --> 00:56:26,451
- it was absolutely unbelievable.
998
00:56:26,535 --> 00:56:29,162
That's right. Yeah, the
likes of which, uh, many us...
999
00:56:29,246 --> 00:56:31,748
- Hello?
- Hey, it's me, Jenna.
1000
00:56:31,832 --> 00:56:34,167
Hey. Are you calling me from school?
1001
00:56:34,251 --> 00:56:37,712
No. We got out early 'cause all the
Irish girls got totally sloshed by noon.
1002
00:56:37,796 --> 00:56:40,048
Oh, right. Happy St. Patrick's day.
1003
00:56:40,132 --> 00:56:43,718
Yeah. I guess they'd been stockpiling
mini liquor bottles in the tampon machine,
1004
00:56:43,802 --> 00:56:45,345
- and now they're all throwing up.
1005
00:56:45,428 --> 00:56:47,264
Everyone else got out early.
1006
00:56:48,265 --> 00:56:49,975
So, guess where I am.
1007
00:56:50,058 --> 00:56:51,226
I don't know. Where?
1008
00:56:51,309 --> 00:56:54,146
Ding dong. I'm outside.
1009
00:56:54,229 --> 00:56:56,690
- W hat?
- I'm standing outside.
1010
00:56:58,233 --> 00:57:00,610
No. Just leave.
1011
00:57:00,694 --> 00:57:01,695
Leave.
1012
00:57:02,696 --> 00:57:04,906
- Fuck!
- Hello.
1013
00:57:04,990 --> 00:57:06,074
Hi.
1014
00:57:13,540 --> 00:57:14,875
So this is your house?
1015
00:57:16,626 --> 00:57:18,044
Yeah.
1016
00:57:18,128 --> 00:57:21,131
That lady in the other house
was totally freaked out.
1017
00:57:21,214 --> 00:57:24,301
That's my friend's grandma.
That's her house.
1018
00:57:26,553 --> 00:57:28,471
Why did you say it was your house?
1019
00:57:31,516 --> 00:57:33,894
I wished I lived in that house.
1020
00:57:34,978 --> 00:57:37,772
I don't even sort of understand why
somebody would lie about that.
1021
00:57:37,772 --> 00:57:37,856
I don't even sort of understand why
somebody would lie about that.
1022
00:57:37,856 --> 00:57:38,565
I don't even sort of understand why
somebody would lie about that.
1023
00:57:38,648 --> 00:57:40,275
L-| didn't lie.
1024
00:57:40,358 --> 00:57:42,277
You lied. You're a liar.
1025
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:44,196
I hate dishonesty.
1026
00:57:44,279 --> 00:57:45,280
I'm sorry.
1027
00:57:50,035 --> 00:57:51,786
Apology accepted, I guess.
1028
00:57:54,456 --> 00:57:56,166
Are we still friends?
1029
00:57:57,167 --> 00:58:00,921
I mean, if you're still Kyle's girlfriend,
then yeah, I guess I'll see you around.
1030
00:58:07,385 --> 00:58:10,513
Mortar rounds fired at the camp
that will fly over them
1031
00:58:10,597 --> 00:58:13,767
if they are down below
on surface of the ground.
1032
00:58:13,850 --> 00:58:17,229
And that is hard work, indeed. Believe me.
We've had to do it...
1033
00:58:20,148 --> 00:58:21,316
I'm ready.
1034
00:58:22,817 --> 00:58:24,027
What?
1035
00:58:24,110 --> 00:58:26,863
I'm ready to have sex.
1036
00:58:26,947 --> 00:58:28,990
Oh. Okay.
1037
00:58:30,075 --> 00:58:31,076
Great.
1038
00:58:39,584 --> 00:58:41,711
You're so dexterous with that.
1039
00:58:41,795 --> 00:58:42,796
Thanks.
1040
00:58:46,383 --> 00:58:47,968
Oh.
1041
00:58:56,101 --> 00:58:57,602
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1042
00:59:20,917 --> 00:59:21,918
Are you...
1043
00:59:22,711 --> 00:59:25,297
- Are you done?
- Yeah. Yes.
1044
00:59:26,631 --> 00:59:28,633
Sorry. I was confused.
1045
00:59:29,718 --> 00:59:31,803
- You have like...
- What?
1046
00:59:31,886 --> 00:59:34,222
- You have some sort of like blood.
- What?
1047
00:59:34,306 --> 00:59:35,932
Oh. Shit!
1048
00:59:36,016 --> 00:59:37,475
I get nosebleeds.
1049
00:59:39,102 --> 00:59:40,520
- Here.
- Thanks.
1050
00:59:40,603 --> 00:59:41,604
I'm sorry.
1051
00:59:42,731 --> 00:59:43,857
No. I'm good.
1052
00:59:44,858 --> 00:59:47,694
Remember when tie-dye
was an activity?
1053
00:59:47,777 --> 00:59:51,197
Oh, I didn't make that shirt.
My parents got it for me at sea ranch.
1054
00:59:51,281 --> 00:59:53,783
You can read sea ranch if you look close.
1055
00:59:56,995 --> 00:59:58,955
Cut to ten years later.
1056
01:00:00,540 --> 01:00:02,125
What?
1057
01:00:02,208 --> 01:00:04,753
Like how ten years ago,
you were in first grade.
1058
01:00:04,836 --> 01:00:06,504
Now we cut to...
1059
01:00:07,964 --> 01:00:10,675
What does cut to mean to you?
1060
01:00:10,759 --> 01:00:13,678
Or like, you know, little did he know.
1061
01:00:13,762 --> 01:00:15,305
Nothing you're saying is making any sense.
1062
01:00:15,388 --> 01:00:17,182
How we're not virgins now.
1063
01:00:17,265 --> 01:00:20,477
We deflowered each other.
We have each other's flowers.
1064
01:00:27,359 --> 01:00:28,443
Sorry.
1065
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:31,488
I'm just happy.
1066
01:00:36,409 --> 01:00:38,536
I didn't lose my virginity to you.
1067
01:00:41,122 --> 01:00:42,123
Wait...
1068
01:00:43,124 --> 01:00:44,125
What?
1069
01:00:45,126 --> 01:00:47,462
I lost my virginity to cassy duvall.
1070
01:00:48,713 --> 01:00:49,714
Excuse me?
1071
01:00:49,798 --> 01:00:51,341
You said you were a virgin.
1072
01:00:51,424 --> 01:00:53,468
No, I didn't. 'Cause I'm not.
1073
01:00:53,551 --> 01:00:55,762
- And I haven't lied in two years.
- Oh, Jesus.
1074
01:00:58,056 --> 01:01:00,850
Yeah. I probably slept with,
like, six people.
1075
01:01:03,603 --> 01:01:06,022
You don't even know if it's six people?
1076
01:01:06,106 --> 01:01:07,857
I don't keep a list.
1077
01:01:07,941 --> 01:01:09,192
Why wouldn't you keep a list?
1078
01:01:09,275 --> 01:01:11,277
- We're in high school.
- Whoa. Why are you-- what?
1079
01:01:11,361 --> 01:01:14,614
- Why are you getting so moody?
- You did say you were a virgin.
1080
01:01:15,615 --> 01:01:17,492
I think you might've made an assumption.
1081
01:01:19,452 --> 01:01:21,871
I just had a whole experience
that was wrong.
1082
01:01:21,955 --> 01:01:24,416
- Look, you're deciding to be upset.
- No. I am upset.
1083
01:01:24,499 --> 01:01:26,584
Because you're deciding to be.
Don't be mad at me for this.
1084
01:01:26,668 --> 01:01:29,337
It's stupid. You can't be mad at me
for something I have no control over.
1085
01:01:29,421 --> 01:01:31,339
I just wanted it to be special.
1086
01:01:31,423 --> 01:01:34,551
Why? You're gonna have so much
unspecial sex in your life.
1087
01:01:34,634 --> 01:01:38,138
I was on top!
Who the fuck is on top their first time?
1088
01:01:38,221 --> 01:01:41,057
You have any, like, awareness of how many
civilians we've killed
1089
01:01:41,141 --> 01:01:43,560
-since the invasion in Iraq started--
- shut up!
1090
01:01:43,643 --> 01:01:44,727
Shut up.
1091
01:01:46,020 --> 01:01:48,481
Different things can be sad.
It's not all war.
1092
01:01:58,404 --> 01:02:00,448
Are we still going to prom together?
1093
01:02:01,991 --> 01:02:02,992
Sure.
1094
01:02:26,537 --> 01:02:29,039
I thought Miguel was gonna pick me up.
1095
01:02:29,123 --> 01:02:31,834
Well, I was just arriving from work
and it was easier.
1096
01:02:33,752 --> 01:02:34,879
You okay?
1097
01:02:37,631 --> 01:02:39,300
Aww, honey.
1098
01:02:39,383 --> 01:02:40,551
He...
1099
01:02:41,552 --> 01:02:44,680
Oh. Oh, it's okay.
1100
01:02:44,763 --> 01:02:46,348
It's okay.
1101
01:02:49,351 --> 01:02:51,020
What's this sweater?
1102
01:02:52,188 --> 01:02:55,483
This is... my friend,
Jenna, gave it to me.
1103
01:02:55,566 --> 01:02:56,901
Who's Jenna?
1104
01:02:56,984 --> 01:02:58,152
My friend.
1105
01:03:02,615 --> 01:03:05,242
You wanna do our favorite Sunday activity?
1106
01:03:05,326 --> 01:03:06,827
I don't have a second shift.
1107
01:03:09,538 --> 01:03:10,539
Yeah.
1108
01:03:49,703 --> 01:03:51,330
The attack came in waves,
1109
01:03:51,413 --> 01:03:55,084
cruise missiles, followed by
the f117 stealth bombers
1110
01:03:55,167 --> 01:03:58,254
with so-called bunker buster bombs.
1111
01:03:58,337 --> 01:04:00,297
With target a bunker believed...
1112
01:04:00,381 --> 01:04:02,967
Lady bird, a bunch of things
arrived for you.
1113
01:04:03,050 --> 01:04:04,051
Holy shit!
1114
01:04:05,970 --> 01:04:08,055
- Since when do you get mail?
- I get mail.
1115
01:04:10,391 --> 01:04:13,435
Whatever you're up to,
it's not gonna end well.
1116
01:04:39,169 --> 01:04:40,170
Yes!
1117
01:04:44,925 --> 01:04:47,052
These programmers nowadays
are like kids, man.
1118
01:04:47,136 --> 01:04:48,470
I know.
1119
01:04:48,554 --> 01:04:52,224
But that's why I think with me,
you'll find something different.
1120
01:04:52,308 --> 01:04:54,101
Yeah, but they're like babies.
1121
01:04:54,184 --> 01:04:55,894
I hear you. It's wild.
1122
01:04:55,978 --> 01:04:57,896
Which is why I went back to school
1123
01:04:57,980 --> 01:05:01,567
and got my mba at uc Davis
while still working at isc.
1124
01:05:01,650 --> 01:05:03,277
Oh.
1125
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:05,237
- Wow. That must've been a lot of work.
- It was.
1126
01:05:05,321 --> 01:05:07,197
I heard lsc's closing now though.
1127
01:05:07,281 --> 01:05:08,782
I heard. Yes.
1128
01:05:08,866 --> 01:05:12,870
So the assholes who fired you
are now closing up shop.
1129
01:05:14,371 --> 01:05:16,749
- Feels good.
- Yeah.
1130
01:05:19,335 --> 01:05:20,336
Uh...
1131
01:05:21,629 --> 01:05:23,005
What else is supposed to happen?
1132
01:05:24,214 --> 01:05:26,216
Oh, I, uh, thought we'd...
1133
01:05:27,343 --> 01:05:28,844
Talk about the position.
1134
01:05:30,929 --> 01:05:31,930
How'd it go?
1135
01:05:34,516 --> 01:05:38,145
Let's go buy a big bag of doritos
and eat them in the car
1136
01:05:38,228 --> 01:05:40,272
-to celebrate your wait list.
- Okay.
1137
01:05:41,273 --> 01:05:44,360
But don't tell mom about the doritos
or the wait list.
1138
01:05:45,819 --> 01:05:47,237
- Hey.
- Hi, son.
1139
01:05:47,321 --> 01:05:49,031
Wait. What are you doing here?
1140
01:05:49,114 --> 01:05:51,075
Well, um...
1141
01:05:51,158 --> 01:05:53,619
I guess we're, uh,
going for the same job then.
1142
01:05:57,331 --> 01:05:58,874
Looks like it.
1143
01:06:02,211 --> 01:06:04,296
- Go get 'em.
- Thanks.
1144
01:06:05,714 --> 01:06:07,257
- This-this way? Okay.
- Yeah, yeah.
1145
01:06:12,888 --> 01:06:15,849
I know it was you
who did the just married thing.
1146
01:06:15,933 --> 01:06:17,518
It wasn't me.
1147
01:06:17,601 --> 01:06:19,395
I'm not going to punish you.
1148
01:06:19,478 --> 01:06:20,938
Oh. Why not?
1149
01:06:22,439 --> 01:06:23,524
It was funny.
1150
01:06:24,692 --> 01:06:28,445
Sister Gina and I drove all the way home
before we noticed people were honking.
1151
01:06:28,529 --> 01:06:30,823
Really?
1152
01:06:30,906 --> 01:06:36,286
To be fair, I wasn't just married
to Jesus. It's been 40 years.
1153
01:06:36,370 --> 01:06:37,621
Well, he's a lucky guy.
1154
01:06:39,206 --> 01:06:40,874
I read your college essay.
1155
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:46,130
You clearly love sacramento.
1156
01:06:46,213 --> 01:06:48,882
- I do?
- You write about sacramento
1157
01:06:48,966 --> 01:06:51,677
so affectionately and with such care.
1158
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:53,846
Well, I was just describing it.
1159
01:06:53,929 --> 01:06:56,473
Well, it comes across as love.
1160
01:06:56,557 --> 01:06:59,059
Sure. I guess I pay attention.
1161
01:07:01,061 --> 01:07:03,063
Don't you think
they are maybe the same thing?
1162
01:07:04,064 --> 01:07:06,734
Love and attention?
1163
01:07:14,658 --> 01:07:17,786
Guess you won't be
going to any dances in college.
1164
01:07:17,870 --> 01:07:19,496
This is our last one.
1165
01:07:19,580 --> 01:07:22,166
You know Davis has a terrific theater
1166
01:07:22,249 --> 01:07:24,334
if you're still interested in theater.
1167
01:07:24,418 --> 01:07:27,087
- Are ya?
-L'm probably no good at acting.
1168
01:07:28,130 --> 01:07:31,925
Why don't I look like the girls
in the magazines?
1169
01:07:32,009 --> 01:07:34,803
It's too bad I can't meet
this Kyle before prom.
1170
01:07:34,887 --> 01:07:37,264
Well, he's not my boyfriend anymore.
1171
01:07:37,347 --> 01:07:38,974
I mean, maybe he never even was.
1172
01:07:39,057 --> 01:07:40,517
Well, I'd still like to meet him.
1173
01:07:41,810 --> 01:07:43,896
It's too tight. Fuck.
1174
01:07:45,314 --> 01:07:48,442
Well, I suggested you not have
that second helping of pasta.
1175
01:07:48,525 --> 01:07:51,403
- Mom.
- Honey, you seem upset about it
1176
01:07:51,487 --> 01:07:54,114
-and I'm trying to help.
- You're giving me an eating disorder.
1177
01:07:54,198 --> 01:07:56,992
I wish
i could get an eating disorder.
1178
01:08:05,709 --> 01:08:07,085
I love it.
1179
01:08:08,295 --> 01:08:09,671
Is it too pink?
1180
01:08:13,675 --> 01:08:14,676
What?
1181
01:08:19,348 --> 01:08:21,391
Why can't you say I look nice?
1182
01:08:22,810 --> 01:08:24,353
I thought you didn't even care
what I think.
1183
01:08:24,436 --> 01:08:27,272
- I still want you to think I look good.
- Okay. I'm sorry.
1184
01:08:27,356 --> 01:08:29,942
I was telling you the truth.
You want me to lie?
1185
01:08:30,025 --> 01:08:32,319
No. I mean, I just wish...
1186
01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:34,321
I just...
1187
01:08:35,948 --> 01:08:37,491
I wish that you liked me.
1188
01:08:38,909 --> 01:08:40,577
Of course I love you.
1189
01:08:43,789 --> 01:08:45,374
But do you like me?
1190
01:08:49,461 --> 01:08:54,675
I want you to be the very best version
of yourself that you can be.
1191
01:08:56,051 --> 01:08:58,136
What if this is the best version?
1192
01:09:12,651 --> 01:09:13,861
You look really pretty.
1193
01:09:13,944 --> 01:09:15,445
- Really?
- Yeah.
1194
01:09:15,529 --> 01:09:17,030
You look like a badass girl in a band.
1195
01:09:18,115 --> 01:09:19,241
Thanks.
1196
01:09:21,743 --> 01:09:23,245
Um...
1197
01:09:23,328 --> 01:09:25,455
I guess that's my date.
1198
01:09:25,539 --> 01:09:29,334
You aren't gonna get in a car with a guy
who honks, are ya?
1199
01:09:29,418 --> 01:09:31,378
I think, yes, I am.
1200
01:09:33,130 --> 01:09:34,715
Let me get your picture.
1201
01:09:34,798 --> 01:09:36,550
Your mom's pissed,
she had to work a double.
1202
01:09:36,633 --> 01:09:38,385
Even you deserve better than this.
1203
01:09:40,679 --> 01:09:42,306
Have a good time.
1204
01:09:42,389 --> 01:09:43,640
Yeah. Good luck.
1205
01:09:43,724 --> 01:09:45,767
- See ya.
- See ya.
1206
01:09:47,269 --> 01:09:50,105
- I think she's weird.
- She is weird.
1207
01:09:50,188 --> 01:09:51,356
Hey, guys.
1208
01:09:51,440 --> 01:09:53,358
I guess I'll just sit shotgun.
1209
01:09:53,442 --> 01:09:54,443
Yeah.
1210
01:09:57,237 --> 01:09:59,698
- You look really nice, Kyle.
- You look good.
1211
01:09:59,781 --> 01:10:00,908
Thanks.
1212
01:10:01,909 --> 01:10:02,910
Hi.
1213
01:10:02,993 --> 01:10:04,536
- Hi.
- Hey.
1214
01:10:09,917 --> 01:10:10,918
Hey, what's going on, man?
1215
01:10:13,295 --> 01:10:14,880
Hey. Yeah. Okay, that sounds great.
1216
01:10:16,048 --> 01:10:17,591
Okay.
1217
01:10:17,674 --> 01:10:20,302
Hey, do you guys wanna ditch prom
and just go to Mike's instead?
1218
01:10:20,385 --> 01:10:22,179
Yeah. I hate dances.
1219
01:10:22,262 --> 01:10:23,430
Yes.
1220
01:10:23,513 --> 01:10:25,349
Yeah. Okay. No prom.
1221
01:10:40,697 --> 01:10:41,865
I love it.
1222
01:10:43,784 --> 01:10:45,744
I actually want to go to prom.
1223
01:10:47,955 --> 01:10:49,873
Okay. Yeah. I mean...
1224
01:10:51,625 --> 01:10:52,834
I don't really want to do that.
1225
01:10:54,836 --> 01:10:59,049
Can you-- can you take me to my friend,
Julie's house, please?
1226
01:10:59,132 --> 01:11:00,133
Sure.
1227
01:11:01,510 --> 01:11:02,803
Who's Julie?
1228
01:11:04,930 --> 01:11:06,098
She's my best friend.
1229
01:11:18,610 --> 01:11:20,821
Juhe,honey?
1230
01:11:20,904 --> 01:11:22,531
There's someone here to see you.
1231
01:11:36,211 --> 01:11:37,462
- H9y-
- h9y-
1232
01:11:38,463 --> 01:11:40,590
- are you okay?
- Fine. I'm fine.
1233
01:11:40,674 --> 01:11:42,592
What happened?
1234
01:11:42,676 --> 01:11:44,094
Nothing really. Nothing.
1235
01:11:45,262 --> 01:11:46,471
Why are you crying?
1236
01:11:47,681 --> 01:11:49,182
Just crying.
1237
01:11:49,266 --> 01:11:51,351
Some people aren't built happy, you know.
1238
01:12:01,403 --> 01:12:02,779
Oh, my gosh.
1239
01:12:02,863 --> 01:12:04,156
We ate all the cheese.
1240
01:12:04,239 --> 01:12:07,868
It's okay. Lots of cheese vary in size.
1241
01:12:07,951 --> 01:12:10,162
- This one was a small one.
-Lt's so small.
1242
01:12:10,245 --> 01:12:11,580
- It was tiny.
- That's not our fault.
1243
01:12:11,663 --> 01:12:13,081
What-what were we to do?
1244
01:12:13,165 --> 01:12:15,292
Fuck it! Let's just go to prom.
1245
01:12:15,375 --> 01:12:16,960
Doesn't your mom have a dress?
1246
01:12:17,044 --> 01:12:19,087
Let's be honest.
I've had a dress for months.
1247
01:12:20,464 --> 01:12:21,548
It's purple.
1248
01:12:21,631 --> 01:12:23,550
- It is?
- Uh-hmm, you're really gonna like it.
1249
01:12:23,633 --> 01:12:25,135
- Come and see it.
- Okay.
1250
01:12:25,218 --> 01:12:27,262
Cracker time. Dress time.
1251
01:12:27,345 --> 01:12:28,346
I hope it fits.
1252
01:13:05,092 --> 01:13:09,179
People make so much noise in the movies,
but it's really not a big thing.
1253
01:13:09,262 --> 01:13:11,264
You can totally be quiet during it.
1254
01:13:11,348 --> 01:13:12,933
Was it amazing though?
1255
01:13:13,016 --> 01:13:14,810
I wanted it so badly,
1256
01:13:14,893 --> 01:13:19,314
but then I found that when it happened...
1257
01:13:20,398 --> 01:13:23,110
I-| really like dry humping much more.
1258
01:13:26,071 --> 01:13:28,490
You're not a virgin.
1259
01:13:28,573 --> 01:13:30,992
- I can't wait for state fair.
- Ah, I know.
1260
01:13:31,076 --> 01:13:32,953
Log ride.
1261
01:13:36,623 --> 01:13:38,333
- Shit.
- What?
1262
01:13:39,876 --> 01:13:42,963
I'm not gonna be here this summer,
like, all summer, basically.
1263
01:13:43,046 --> 01:13:44,965
- Why not?
- My dad, my real dad,
1264
01:13:45,048 --> 01:13:46,800
he resurfaced in yellowstone,
1265
01:13:47,134 --> 01:13:49,344
and he wants me to come there
for the summer,
1266
01:13:50,011 --> 01:13:51,388
before I start scc.
1267
01:13:52,180 --> 01:13:53,223
Oh.
1268
01:13:53,306 --> 01:13:57,894
I'm not going anywhere to college,
so it seemed like a good opportunity.
1269
01:13:57,978 --> 01:13:59,020
Yeah.
1270
01:14:01,189 --> 01:14:03,650
I'm gonna miss
the fuck out of you.
1271
01:14:05,819 --> 01:14:07,946
I probably won't get in, so
1272
01:14:08,029 --> 01:14:10,365
I'll go to Davis
and I'll see you every day.
1273
01:14:17,455 --> 01:14:21,918
Now, I want spirits to enforce,
and art to enchant,
1274
01:14:22,002 --> 01:14:23,670
and my ending is despair.
1275
01:14:24,713 --> 01:14:26,214
Unless I be relieved by prayer,
1276
01:14:26,298 --> 01:14:30,218
which pierces so that
it assaults mercy itself
1277
01:14:30,302 --> 01:14:32,554
and freeze all faults.
1278
01:14:32,637 --> 01:14:35,640
As you from crimes would pardon thee.
1279
01:14:35,724 --> 01:14:38,768
Let your indulgence set me free.
1280
01:14:38,852 --> 01:14:40,478
[A {#:2183391
1281
01:14:40,562 --> 01:14:42,105
ooh!
1282
01:14:44,399 --> 01:14:48,069
- Christine "lady bird" mcpherson.
1283
01:14:51,072 --> 01:14:52,490
Yeah!
1284
01:14:52,574 --> 01:14:54,201
Cheers.
1285
01:14:54,284 --> 01:14:55,952
To Miguel and his newjob.
1286
01:14:56,036 --> 01:14:57,579
- Yay.
- Here, here. Yes.
1287
01:14:57,662 --> 01:15:00,916
- To lady bird going to Davis.
- To Davis.
1288
01:15:00,999 --> 01:15:02,751
- Congratulations.
- Good school.
1289
01:15:02,834 --> 01:15:06,588
Hey. So I talked to my manager and, um,
you could totally take over my old job.
1290
01:15:06,671 --> 01:15:09,424
- Great. Thanks, Miguel.
-L'm so proud of you, lady bird.
1291
01:15:09,507 --> 01:15:11,718
You walked weird across the stage,
but you did it!
1292
01:15:11,801 --> 01:15:13,803
- I didn't walk weird.
- Well, it seemed a little weird.
1293
01:15:13,887 --> 01:15:17,015
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Hey.
1294
01:15:17,098 --> 01:15:18,975
Aw, I missed you guys.
1295
01:15:19,059 --> 01:15:20,810
Oh, did you find out about the wait list?
1296
01:15:20,894 --> 01:15:22,270
Oh, fuck.
1297
01:15:26,024 --> 01:15:27,442
What?
1298
01:15:27,525 --> 01:15:30,654
I'm not even in yet,
so this might not even be a problem.
1299
01:15:33,448 --> 01:15:35,617
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have gone behind your back.
1300
01:15:35,700 --> 01:15:39,454
L just-- it's not like I'm definitely
going to New York.
1301
01:15:40,789 --> 01:15:41,790
Mom.
1302
01:15:43,375 --> 01:15:44,417
Mom.
1303
01:15:44,501 --> 01:15:47,837
Aren't you, sort of, proud
that I'm so close to getting in?
1304
01:15:47,921 --> 01:15:49,547
Just a little?
1305
01:15:49,631 --> 01:15:52,008
I mean...
Yes, I know it was probably easier
1306
01:15:52,092 --> 01:15:55,553
because 9-11 and less people
applying with terrorism and all that,
1307
01:15:55,637 --> 01:15:57,931
but still though, I'm sorry.
1308
01:15:58,014 --> 01:16:00,600
I know I can lie
and not be a good person, but...
1309
01:16:02,227 --> 01:16:03,603
Please, mom.
1310
01:16:03,687 --> 01:16:05,772
Please. I'm so sorry.
1311
01:16:05,855 --> 01:16:07,482
I didn't mean to hurt you.
1312
01:16:07,565 --> 01:16:09,859
L-| appreciate everything
you've done for me.
1313
01:16:09,943 --> 01:16:11,653
I'm ungrateful and I'm so sorry.
1314
01:16:11,736 --> 01:16:13,446
I'm so sorry I wanted more.
1315
01:16:15,740 --> 01:16:18,076
Just... please!
1316
01:16:18,159 --> 01:16:19,160
Talk to me.
1317
01:16:20,245 --> 01:16:21,955
I know I'm-I'm so bad!
1318
01:16:22,038 --> 01:16:23,123
I know I am.
1319
01:16:23,206 --> 01:16:25,083
But please just talk to me, mom.
1320
01:16:25,166 --> 01:16:25,583
Mom, please talk to me.
1321
01:16:25,583 --> 01:16:25,667
Mom, please talk to me.
1322
01:16:25,667 --> 01:16:26,835
Mom, please talk to me.
1323
01:16:40,765 --> 01:16:42,434
Here.
1324
01:16:42,517 --> 01:16:43,601
Then next one.
1325
01:16:46,104 --> 01:16:47,355
That'll be three dollars.
1326
01:16:51,067 --> 01:16:52,277
You passed.
1327
01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:53,695
- Seriously?
- Yes.
1328
01:16:53,778 --> 01:16:56,114
Thanks.
1329
01:16:56,197 --> 01:16:57,532
It's not a thanking situation.
1330
01:16:57,615 --> 01:16:59,409
You either pass or you don't pass.
1331
01:17:00,410 --> 01:17:02,078
Yay.
1332
01:17:05,415 --> 01:17:06,416
Come in.
1333
01:17:10,253 --> 01:17:11,921
Happy birthday to you
1334
01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:15,342
you remembered.
1335
01:17:15,425 --> 01:17:16,593
You're my only daughter.
1336
01:17:18,345 --> 01:17:20,347
Well, Shelly too. Kind of.
1337
01:17:21,973 --> 01:17:23,266
Thanks.
1338
01:17:25,518 --> 01:17:26,519
Make a wish.
1339
01:17:32,817 --> 01:17:34,819
Are you and mom gonna
get a divorce over this?
1340
01:17:34,903 --> 01:17:37,113
No. We can't afford to.
1341
01:17:37,197 --> 01:17:39,324
Dad.
1342
01:17:39,574 --> 01:17:40,658
I'm kidding, no.
1343
01:17:41,159 --> 01:17:42,952
I love your mom.
1344
01:17:43,036 --> 01:17:44,287
Does mom hate me?
1345
01:17:44,371 --> 01:17:48,083
You both have such
strong personalities.
1346
01:17:49,334 --> 01:17:52,337
She doesn't know how to help you
and it frustrates her.
1347
01:17:52,420 --> 01:17:54,089
I wish she'd talk to me.
1348
01:17:54,172 --> 01:17:56,841
She will. I know.
1349
01:17:59,594 --> 01:18:01,096
Happy 18.
1350
01:18:01,179 --> 01:18:02,180
Thanks.
1351
01:18:03,515 --> 01:18:04,516
Do you want some?
1352
01:18:05,558 --> 01:18:07,769
Yes.
1353
01:18:07,852 --> 01:18:10,313
One pack of camel lights please,
1354
01:18:10,397 --> 01:18:12,023
and a scratcher,
1355
01:18:12,107 --> 01:18:14,401
and a playgirl.
1356
01:18:14,484 --> 01:18:15,485
ID.
1357
01:18:17,070 --> 01:18:18,780
That'll be 10.87.
1358
01:18:18,863 --> 01:18:21,991
Oh, um, it's my birthday today.
1359
01:18:22,075 --> 01:18:25,370
I'm 18, which is why all these things,
i can buy them.
1360
01:18:25,453 --> 01:18:27,080
Okay. Happy birthday.
1361
01:18:34,796 --> 01:18:35,797
Thanks.
1362
01:19:00,488 --> 01:19:04,993
With her scholarships and then if we
refinance the house, then where are we?
1363
01:19:16,463 --> 01:19:18,590
You're only supposed to use it
for emergencies.
1364
01:19:18,673 --> 01:19:20,550
It's my tracking device.
1365
01:20:01,799 --> 01:20:03,635
- Thank you for driving.
- You're welcome.
1366
01:20:05,386 --> 01:20:06,971
You're not coming?
1367
01:20:07,055 --> 01:20:09,098
You can't walk up
to the gates anymore, anyway.
1368
01:20:11,601 --> 01:20:13,311
Yeah, but I'm going to college.
1369
01:20:13,394 --> 01:20:14,854
Well, dad will walk you to security.
1370
01:20:15,271 --> 01:20:17,023
Parking's too expensive here.
1371
01:21:22,714 --> 01:21:23,881
There it is.
1372
01:21:25,049 --> 01:21:26,217
There it is.
1373
01:21:27,218 --> 01:21:28,219
Hello.
1374
01:21:44,319 --> 01:21:45,320
It's okay.
1375
01:21:47,739 --> 01:21:48,781
She'll be back.
1376
01:21:51,075 --> 01:21:52,243
She'll come back.
1377
01:23:05,858 --> 01:23:10,405
She was worried that there would
be errors or mistakes or something,
1378
01:23:10,488 --> 01:23:13,366
that you'd judge her writing abilities.
1379
01:23:14,450 --> 01:23:16,077
I wouldn't do that.
1380
01:23:16,160 --> 01:23:18,037
I thought you should have them,
1381
01:23:18,121 --> 01:23:22,166
but I want you to know
how much she loves you,
1382
01:23:22,250 --> 01:23:25,253
but also don't tell her
i salvaged them, okay?
1383
01:23:26,754 --> 01:23:27,964
Okay.
1384
01:23:44,355 --> 01:23:45,982
- H9y-
- h9y-
1385
01:23:47,734 --> 01:23:49,193
do you believe in god?
1386
01:23:49,277 --> 01:23:51,571
- Uh, no.
- Why not?
1387
01:23:51,654 --> 01:23:54,365
Really? Uh, it's ridiculous.
1388
01:23:57,577 --> 01:24:02,123
People call each other by names
that their parents made up for them,
1389
01:24:02,206 --> 01:24:03,958
but they won't believe in god.
1390
01:24:05,460 --> 01:24:06,502
What's your name?
1391
01:24:10,715 --> 01:24:13,009
Christine. My name is Christine.
1392
01:24:13,092 --> 01:24:14,552
Hey. I'm David.
1393
01:24:14,635 --> 01:24:15,928
You shake.
1394
01:24:16,012 --> 01:24:18,347
- Ishake.
- Okay.
1395
01:24:18,431 --> 01:24:20,808
- Where you from?
- Sacramento.
1396
01:24:20,892 --> 01:24:23,102
Sorry. Where?
1397
01:24:23,186 --> 01:24:24,437
San Francisco.
1398
01:24:24,520 --> 01:24:27,648
Oh, cool. Yeah.
San Francisco's a great city.
1399
01:24:27,732 --> 01:24:28,816
Really.
1400
01:24:43,247 --> 01:24:45,500
Bruce. Bruce.
1401
01:24:45,583 --> 01:24:46,876
No. My name is David.
1402
01:24:46,959 --> 01:24:48,795
Jesus Christ. You have really bad music.
1403
01:24:48,878 --> 01:24:50,922
It's all greatest hits.
1404
01:24:51,005 --> 01:24:52,715
But they're the greatest.
1405
01:24:52,799 --> 01:24:54,091
What's wrong with that?
1406
01:25:02,892 --> 01:25:04,352
Oh, god!
1407
01:25:04,435 --> 01:25:05,895
I'm sorry.
1408
01:25:13,736 --> 01:25:15,571
What do you want us to do? She's drunk.
1409
01:26:20,678 --> 01:26:22,513
Excuse me. What day is it?
1410
01:26:22,597 --> 01:26:24,223
Sunday.
1411
01:26:24,307 --> 01:26:25,516
Thank you.
1412
01:27:36,545 --> 01:27:38,798
Hi.
You've reached the mcpherson family.
1413
01:27:38,881 --> 01:27:40,675
Please leave a message. Thank you.
1414
01:27:42,176 --> 01:27:43,469
Hi, mom and dad.
1415
01:27:44,595 --> 01:27:47,139
It's me. Christine.
1416
01:27:48,891 --> 01:27:51,560
It's the name you gave me.
It's a good one.
1417
01:27:54,230 --> 01:27:56,023
Dad, this is more for mom.
1418
01:27:59,151 --> 01:28:00,861
Hey, mom.
1419
01:28:03,572 --> 01:28:05,908
Did you feel emotional the first time
that you drove in sacramento?
1420
01:28:05,908 --> 01:28:05,992
Did you feel emotional the first time
that you drove in sacramento?
1421
01:28:05,992 --> 01:28:07,451
Did you feel emotional the first time
that you drove in sacramento?
1422
01:28:09,996 --> 01:28:13,749
I did, and I wanted to tell you,
1423
01:28:13,833 --> 01:28:16,794
but we weren't really talking
when it happened.
1424
01:28:18,504 --> 01:28:21,007
All those bends I've known my whole life,
1425
01:28:21,090 --> 01:28:25,428
and stores and the whole thing.
1426
01:28:45,740 --> 01:28:47,199
But I wanted to tell you...
1427
01:28:49,785 --> 01:28:51,328
I love you.
1428
01:28:52,788 --> 01:28:55,332
Thank you. I'm...
1429
01:28:58,294 --> 01:28:59,295
Thank you.
101482
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