All language subtitles for Hold That Hypnotist 1957 DVDRip x264

This amazing narrative proves beyond a shadow of a doubt

that Sally klingele humble little sales girl of today

is the living reincarnation of the glamorous and

dashing contest deep in our first of all.

We've all lived before, that much is now a certainty.

Who were you

Oh, no, Dr. noval not at all.

being hypnotized wouldn't bother me in the least.

Yes, sir. I'd love to be

what is that word?

regressed?

Yes. Who knows?

Maybe I was somebody important once upon a time.

Thursday at two o'clock.

That's fine, Doctor.

Yes, sir. I will I bring the $200 with me.

All right, then. until Thursday,

Doctor, thank you very much.

Goodbye, Mrs. Kelly.

Oh my god, you scared me.

Anything wrong?

Did you get all the groceries? Yes, ma'am. I get everything on the list.

Is there anything else I can do for you?

No, that's all hard. Thank you.

You know, I think I'll go upstairs

and just go to sleep.

Wait a minute. I'll help you lean on me.

Or would you rather have a piggyback ride?

No, thank you. I'll make it on my home

baseball soccer players

any way you could?

Somebody says Kelly sick.

She's sick. Yeah, I heard on the phone.

She made an appointment with a doctor.

Why is it Joanie appreciate people when you think they might

can't see if she That's sick.

I'm not supposed to be the guy $200

on that don't sound good. When you promised to pay somebody that much

loot got worse in a cold

when I asked her what was wrong she said nothing.

Poor brave little landlady didn't want to worry us.

What are we going to do? What can you do in a case like this?

Well there's one thing we can do today's general housecleaning day

we can do that much for our heads right

we're gonna clean this place from pillar to post

alright you guys get busy spread out

get you to the brushes shoot to the mops

you yes sit down I'll clean around you

What's she loves

me She Loves Me

janitor?

It On the Job guys get those rugs cleaned pronto.

I'll cut your ears off. That's no bull

You're lucky I'm busy. Was the head area

you told him to tidy up the kitchen?

That's right

pretty cool fast service

Oh, this is the time to wash up.

Can you wait hold on through just tell me what happened?

What happened? You ask him but before he finishes it,

I'm gonna come hold him up. Hold on.

Let me explain fellas

down here minding my own business scrubbing my floor

and this fella comes by and puts a streak in my linoleum

and what do you think it was? I can't imagine Santa Claus here and in the
summertime yet

you guys get busy claims please help.

You'll just stay there. Don't walk. Don't say nothing.

You're through. You're finished. And I'm going to report you to me.

I got

Where are your gods? How'd you get my brother John?

Mrs. Kelly Oh, for goodness sakes.

Your mother in the kitchen floor and everything.

Oh, boys. How lovely of you.

What a nice surprise after my long nap.

She seemed to mop the floor without a mop.

Yeah, that's very clever of him.

But there's something behind all this now. What is it?

Nothing. This is nothing. You know,

you want to take a nap every day.

It agrees with you. Hey, fellas. Doesn't Mrs. Kelly look pretty? There's
just something about her.

Well, thank you. That's very nice. If you would stand in here

and letting you hand me the malarkey ain't gonna get the dinner going.

You're not going to do nothing. Just sit down. Relax.

Don't breathe. Don't do nothing. Just sit down.

Very comfortable. Right over here.

You get the right there. And that's it now.

There's nothing to worry about. We're gonna fix the dinner for you.

You know men are the best cooks in the world.

Such get busy. Mrs. Kelly.

I'm going to make you some French scrambled eggs.

How do you make French scrambled eggs? Very easy.

I buy my eggs from French chickens.

Now, that'll be enough of that.

That we know French chickens and

no one messing around my kitchen but me.

Now tell me. Why are you boys giving me the business?

I bet you're broke something? Oh, no, Mrs. Kelly. Of course not.

Oh, that was happening. Why are you acting like I'm on my deathbed.

deathbed. Who said anything about that?

Why this is telling you most likely outlive all of us when she fails?

Sure, listen, science now they come on.

Come on up with new drugs all the time.

You're gonna be fine. I feel fine now. Thank you.

Nobody pays 200 bucks to a doctor if she feels fine.

Doctor what doctor?

Oh, you mean Doctor noble?

Well, Doctor noble isn't a physician?

No, he's a hypnotist.

He's that hypnotist that wrote the book.

Everyone is talking about the previous life of Sally klingele.

You mean Dr. Simon noble the hocus pocus honest.

Well, who knows?

Maybe after I'm hypnotized?

I'll find out that one side was Madame Dewberry

or Cleopatra.

Or you're too late for Cleopatra.

Why? Because my aunt Hotez who lives in Brooklyn.

She found out she was Cleopatra.

And now she's got my uncle George in the backyard building a pyramid.

You see now everyone is finding about his past.

Let me get this straight. You're paying this guy

this doctor 200 bucks to hypnotize you

know, to re caress me. That's the word he uses.

Mrs. Kelly, let me illuminate you

about your illustrious Dr. Simon noble.

I used to see him around when he was the head of one of them close.

And Canarsie who believe that leaves and flowers could talk

where they used to sit around for hours having the Dainius conversations
with geraniums

really what the geraniums say to one another

Shut up. That was very impolite of them. Duke

Are you trying to tell me that Dr. Noble is a fake?

Like a nine cent watch Mrs. Kelly please save your money.

I don't believe with a fake I won't believe it.

I saw his picture in the book

he has the face of a saint St. Bernard

Duke I know you're trying to protect me but you're all wrong about Dr.
Noble

now go inside read his book for yourself

now stood all you have to get dinner ready to go

regressed requested aside

just for you guys Mrs. Kelly's

perfect mark for a guy like noble a lonely widow.

Yeah and 200 bucks a chicken fee to her takes her a long time to collect
it.

Especially with everybody around here

being behind in their rent or not everybody just you and me.

And in spite of itself we gotta help

Yeah, but how? We got to expose this noble

characters a phony show him up to Mrs. Kelly before she gives him the dough.

How are we going to do it?

I gotta find out if he's in his own

was first such as information

Hello information could you tell me

if Dr. Noble is a phony?

I've taught myself get all of that

yes, this is Dr. Nobles office.

I'm sorry I can't hear you. We're having a big blow I hear.

I mean, we're having a press party

or press party.

Well, this is the daily blade.

Yeah, just wanted to know if the party was still going on.

Yeah, we'll be right over.

We're in luck. A press party at nobles office.

Can you think of a better place to expose this guy's racket?

He'll be in every paper in town.

Let's go I can't go on do what the printing shop.

What are you talking about? You haven't worked at the printing shop in six
months.

That's why I haven't been paid every week.

Tell us more about your book Dr. Novel.

Well, since the previous life of Sally Clinton has been published,

people everywhere have been asking me to regress them

they believe as I do that the soul or spirit can pass from one body into
another

just how many copies of your book have been sold already?

Dr. Boy I'm sorry boys.

I'm afraid that Dr. Noble doesn't keep track.

He is interested in hypnosis and regression is purely scientific.

But as his business manager may I tell you

that the sales are approaching the 200,000 mark

my little head can figure out percentages

that we got 12% of the taken

that comes to plenty of us me

Have yourself to a drink boys.

You got nothing left there but melted ice.

I have a hunch I know who melted mine.

Doctor when you excuse this gentleman

matter, Simon Oh, come right to the point.

We've got to get rid of Clear.

Clear has a soul that's what counts

my subject field when they come into my office.

Every blind you get hooked up with it's got a soul.

The lead is sold tokens for 5000 bucks.

kleos different she has the innocence of a child

the essence of a walk away

she walks

she can't help that when she was a little girl

her mother made her wear tight shoes.

SIMON I don't like around here.

What you say to those reporters?

She keeps this up. We'd have to start looking for another record.

You make me sound like a fraud and I don't like it.

Wait a minute. You don't really think that you? Do.

I have a power.

It seems to bathe me in a soft pink light.

Someday I'll be able to regress people back to the beginning of time

when there were nothing but protozoa floating on a trackless sea.

I hope so. But I mean

time will depend on people like Sally klingele

All right, so we told Sally what to say

paid her a good price to say it

suppose Cleo should crack

I tell you Simon she's gotta go.

Let me be the one that decide that Jake.

After all, I'm in charge here.

What do you mean you're in charge here?

Don't forget that I found you.

I picked you up when you were talking to flowers for nickels and dimes.

I promoted you under that big time everything

that you lie you owe me Jake Morgan.

There's nothing more to be said. Doctor

the newspaper people are getting impatient.

Oh yes. Coming

Wow, what a layout.

You guys remember you're supposed to be reporters.

What's this? What's this a smoke signal.

Push your head back a little. Loosen your tie looks good.

Easy spoken

voice. Make yourself anything good to use?

Well, what did you have in mind? I mean, what's that?

That's caveat. I don't like caffeine.

It's expensive. Oh then I like it real bad

go fix yourself a drink and

I'll introduce you to cookie

I mean Dr. Noble

thanks Esther. But we'll find our way around

a bit when she was a kitchen what tight shoes

and you get your press card.

Good boy. Let's go

okay, that's enough for the book deck.

How about us getting a shot of you hypnotizing someone

well, certainly about me. Let's get a shot of this.

Hey, hold it before we get started.

Duck. Would you answer one very important question

was certainly a man what a It just who are you before he became a quack

Why do you have the country to call me a quack

or don't get a quack up duck and

Sir I take it you do not believe in reincarnation

as I have proven in my book.

Well you didn't prove nothing. You just claim something.

If you're really on a level why don't you do your stuff

in front of witnesses very well.

He'll be the one I

regressed on our wait a minute

you're not undressing my friend regress

Wait a minute boys

experimented this kind require time reparation.

Right, Jake. He challenged me and I accept doctor.

I feel that soft pink light baiting me.

Would you have a seat please?

Mr. Kovaleski Go ahead. bathe me?

Miss Daniels. Would you be good enough to draw the blinds

or would you hypnotize this into an ashtray please?

Alright, fellas, keep your eyes open. This is going to be a story.

May we have a quiet please?

As with solid clinical, I shall require a small bright object

for my subject to fix his attention on Miss Daniels.

Would you be kind enough to lend me your earring again, please

share cookie.

Thank you. Now Mr. Kovaleski.

I shall ask you to relax.

Relax your entire body.

Now start with the toes and relaxed the legs,

the chest and how the fingers the shoulders.

What the elbows. Now the elbows.

Now I will ask you to fix your eye on this area.

You will think of only one thing sleep.

Your body is becoming numb.

Breathing is becoming deep and regular

very, very tired.

And your sleep is becoming deeper and deeper.

You will hear no one's voice and

now you are completely under my power.

I'm sorry, brother. I guess you didn't pay your electric bill

because I'm under my own power.

Because you better call it quits before it becomes embarrassing.

But there's your story. He's our fraud.

Well search let's go but we did it again.

A search this is no time to sleep. Come on.

Sleep. Just a minute. If there are no objections,

I'll continue the experiment with this young Oh no, you're not.

He's a friend of yours, isn't it?

He'll do as well as you all right, your man.

Rest. Relax. Listen to what I'm saying

and take commands only from me.

You are going backward in time and space.

Think of the time when you were 12 years old.

And 10 years go back still further.

Let your mind just back to the age of one

when you were a baby.

Will there be more?

There now nice baby.

Now listen to what I'm saying.

You're going back still further in time.

back past the barrier of birth.

You'll see yourself in another life

in another place in another time.

Or topic, Thunderbolt oh I love the Vanna voice

or dancing or happiness

tell me about speed

approaching and then on the road to Charleston.

The date is August 23 1682.

What would be your pleasure, sir. I'm looking for the owner

of this pub.

Are you are you and for what reason?

Would you see he's delinquent in his innkeepers tax.

Oh, you're a tax collector that I am.

Well, May Heaven protect your foolhardy soul,

but why?

Follow me?

This is Mr. Drummond,

the owner, what do you do?

Most people know me by the name of Captain teach.

Black Beard, Black Beard black beard.

The Pirate

the scourge of Todd took us

the terror of Madagascar

to put your Baba does the same. And who might you be?

LG LG Winkle, the code of the colonies

I mean the tax collector for the colonies

and you come to collect money from me,

but it's usually Blackbeard. Who does the collecting.

I understand I understand completely my good man,

I understand you what you see. If you do not pay taxes,

we cannot build roads. We cannot pay the governor

and we cannot protect people from pirates.

Oh, pardon me. Pardon me. I do not mean you might

good black beard religion.

I like you.

You've got Spirit.

Therefore, I'm going to give you a fair chance to collect the money

do you think you you have been collecting taxes elsewhere?

Have you not? Oh, yes, I have.

I'm carrying over 260 pounds in money.

That is excellent. You can use that to wager to wager

you do know how to play slob.

Yash Do you not slush?

It's a game. If you win,

you will have your tax money.

Fetch the beans

thank you I'll have mine big

come will sit us down.

Away me Bucko

now we're going to have a game of charts

if I lose not your money

that's exactly what I mean. You'll see I've been entrusted

by His Majesty by His Majesty

nevermind His Majesty.

He'll manage to get along

have some grub

the game the game the game pay attention

to the game oddly

well well we have one

we haven't even started yet.

Now then the game is very simple.

Should you move this dean here?

You must say cash because that endangers my Empress bean

however if you move this bean over here

you must say club oh nevermind.

You'll learn as we go along.

Now then.

Get your money up Slovenia

double Slovenia

now you've reached the first plateau.

We'll play again

your move first

yellow jacket

you reach the second plateau.

Do you mind settling the account a little please?

Are you sure you never played slob?

Yash before honest very well.

By winning on the first move, you have scored a royal slob.

Yash this entitles you to any amount of money you wish.

It does with only this condition that you wish twice

that amount on the next game.

I'll have a go at 1000 pounds.

Cash kibitzers take him out.

He was a good jump while he lasted.

slightly off she's one I saw

You've been cheating.

You doubt a servant of His Majesty.

I doubt His Majesty.

Nobody cheats on Blackbeard and

lives to tell the tale.

But Blackbeard all boy, I don't even know how to play the game

with my passing the coins or the hat?

Very much. Play one small.

This time you will wager all of your money and

I'll match it with this. What is it?

The map showing where I've hidden the treasure

You're up in the Santa Florina De Soto

Florina the Spanish ship you catch it off

and keep fear where you kill key for people.

You are very naughty boy.

Now you've reached the summit.

If you win the treasure is all yours.

Well if you don't mind I'd like to go home for the weekend.

Think it lost your voice

it's in my ear.

I go first.

You're right cash.

Yellow barley and zetz

zetz got you worried?

Hey, I've been saving that sense until now.

Gosh, club, yellow balluff zetz and

you said you win the Treasurer

I do what cost you to you triple launched him.

Well, in that case you can keep the Treasury money.

I would still enough.

You're all boy. Get yourself in shape.

My bag please.

Much.

Though, just take this by yourself a ship.

You. You buy yourself a home. jolly old England.

Let me congratulate you you're the first man to ever Triple H Blackfin.

Thank you very much.

Well, very old boy. Thank you very much for teaching me a very profitable
game.

But how do you play it? Hold your cheat it?

What do you mean you played with 15 Beans.

This belongs to me.

Don't let them swindle you at this man. Plant those beans,

your lie on your teeth and you'll die

timely?

Now run to your life.

Thank you, darling. I shall return to you at dusk.

I'll be waiting.

Why hurry?

I don't know why you make such a fuss over me just because

I happen to be the most attractive man in the colonies.

Would you leave that barmaid alone?

What happened to the treasure? Did you find the treasure?

I'll have to get them out of it. When I snap my fingers.

You want to wake up

blackberries after you wake up?

I haven't got all day. What are you going to hit the ties Duke

you've been hypnotized?

I have and regressed to the 17th century.

Gentlemen, I hope you're satisfied.

There's the story for your paper.

Aaron is boy here sorry.

I still don't believe it. We're gonna do some research

well, what do you know, in a year 1682

There was a guy named Blackbeard.

That's what I keep telling you.

You ought to know wasn't there.

His real name was Drummond. But after he became a Buccaneer,

he chose to be called Captain teach.

Because of his Blackbird, however,

which practically covered his whole face,

he was more often known as Blackbird.

Did he operate anywhere near Charleston? Let's see.

Wait a minute, you skipped it.

Turn the page back is the paragraph before the last paragraph

where you can read this book and upside down from there.

Certainly that's what you get from working in a printing shop.

This is the only way I can read.

news spread that Blackbeard was writing at anchor near Cape Fear.

Only a short distance from Charleston, Cape Fear.

That's where Blackbeard was supposed to capture that Spanish ship.

That's right, but there must be a joker and all this somewhere.

But it's all there everything sach said.

There's no mention of a tax collector named algae Winkle.

Oh smoking

sorry

Hey fellas, this might be illegal complete history of South Carolina.

I mean, all this happened in one state

this print is so small

I can't even read it. I can

and would hand over my eye

and upside down.

Be the first line. You want me to step back.

Just read it right from there as Alright, okay.

The first line is algae, algae wink,

no tricks, take your hand off your eye

and I'll keep reading. What else does it say?

Algae Winkle? A little known tax collector was the only man besides Black
Beard

who knew where the treasure of the Santa Florina was hidden.

With a map here to obtain from Blackbeard.

He sailed from Charleston claimed the treasure

but was drowned in a storm off the coast of New York

then known as New Amsterdam.

I died read on

how do you like that your best friend dies

and you say read on but that happened over 200 years ago

and you forget so soon

keep on reading since there is no record of the treasure

ever haven't been recovered, it is presumed

that it still remains buried somewhere

and unclaimed Hollandia hidden at that treasure still around

yeah, we found it with the rich

wow that's great. That's for me

but the map is still at the bottom of the ocean

but it happens to be at the bottom of your mind

all we got to do is hypnotize you bring it right back up again.

Alright, let's go Hey, fellas Be quiet at all guys

probably some professor digging up some research

on some planetary planets or something

excuse me

in case of outer space to give his right

he is doing research

if you go to the moon make it for to Captain cases on television right

now so here's the proposition.

You will make him go by by again

and let us know what he did with a treasure.

We're going to give you nine and a half percent of everything we find.

How about a doc think of the font and

we'll have going treasure hunting two balloons

and sequences and pieces of 10s pieces of eight.

Don't tell me I was there? Did I handle the money

we'll get it all down on the tape recorder this time

then you'll do it but not for any material gain.

Oh, then you'll settle for no percent.

If we find that treasure it will prove the theory of reincarnation

beyond any shadow of a doubt.

That will be reward enough for me.

Miss Daniels the tape recorder please. Young acid

right down here.

Yes, Nick.

I don't need a shave.

Microphone. Really?

I dedicate this to you.

Dream of Kalia with the long blonde.

Miss Daniels. You look tired. Why don't you take the rest of the day off
and run along home?

I don't want to miss this.

I'll tell you all about it later.

So hi.

Will you please drive Miss Daniels to the hotel?

Yes, sir. Why can I stay Pooky you distract the young man.

I must have his full concentration. This is important.

But I didn't do anything. On your case.

You don't have to do anything

we're dependent on you. sach you can do it set.

You know Rena, you're gonna tell us where that treasure is.

Whatever you do, don't let us down.

I wasn't a healer 1682 Why should I be one now?

Get the shoulders the neck up here a little old behind you the vertebrae to
hurt him.

And Dokey while you're down there. Give me a shine

All right, gentlemen. I'll take over now.

We've got them all ready for your doc.

Oh, excellent. Start the tape recorder.

Please. Just relax. Start with the toes.

The legs, the chest and the fingers

to get the elbows.

The elbows, the shoulder.

The neck. Now, I want you to look at this

watch. Let me see.

That's a pretty good watch Swiss you'll

want you to see nothing but this watch.

Now close your eyes. You're falling asleep.

As the sleep is becoming deeper and deeper

you are completely under my control.

You got the sleeping pills? What's the matter

nothing I feel fine

look you did it yesterday what's the big idea today?

I ain't sleeping well

you better get tired Bob a duck what's wrong?

Well Your guess is as good as mine

he just doesn't seem to be cooperating to cooperate or

else I'll make like yesterday and

let's not have any more trouble from you.

I get to work doc All right now let's try again

I just relaxed I'm not going to take any more chances

of Cleo queering everything first thing you know

she will be his wife and his manager.

She goes today you're gonna slip at the bad news

this will help soften the blow but what do I tell her

tell my noble is cutting down

he's got himself another girl anything just get rid of it?

Doc let's try once more. Maybe the 18th time

we'll be lucky. Oh, it's no use.

Doc a cup of coffee on the house.

Saturday. Search I'm pleading with you.

There's a treasure waiting for us

a chance to live like kings

sach fall asleep. Go ahead. Sad to fall asleep.

I just can't

maybe if I just clobbered I thought of that before

it won't help or don't hit me with that

there'll be no place for cigarettes. Now we have to duplicate exactly the
conditions

under which he was hypnotized before.

There must be some detail missing I think

young man what wasn't made you fall asleep.

Stop pounding pounding me

my mind is a blank well that's nothing

no no that stare watch does nothing for me.

Now we Clio is here my girl it was different.

Oh that face that gorgeous hair.

Those beautiful earrings.

Of course the earrings that's why did it

Why didn't I think of that before?

Columbus, Daniel Hummer. Come over here by the way

in the farms, Miss Daniels run please.

and bring me here

What? She's not there.

Are you sure?

Oh, there must be some mistake.

Well, didn't she leave a forwarding address?

I say thank you to

checked out and didn't leave a forwarding address.

She's left why?

I don't know. I just don't understand it.

Or maybe I do.

I'm going to see someone.

Maybe if you talk to that hotel clerk at the Plymouth Hotel.

He'll give you a lead from that hotel.

When we're heading a doc. Come on. Let's go.

Oh, let's go home. I'm tired. Now you're sleeping.

It's my fault that coffee makes me sleepy.

Let's go ahead. Go ahead.

Go ahead.

co2 orders

Hello, Simon.

Dr. Noble to you.

Well, this is an unexpected pleasure.

What do you have? Nevermind.

Where is she? Those who don't play innocent with me.

Where's Cleo? Cleo, how should I know?

She's your secretary.

She checked out of her hotel a couple of hours ago.

left no word no forwarding address.

Now I know you wanted to get rid of her. But I don't wait a minute.

Wait a minute. It's true. I disliked Cleo,

but only because I thought she was inefficient in her work.

Or you're dead wrong. If you think I had anything to do with leaving.

In fact, you hurt me deeply to even suspect me if such a thing.

Then what happened to her?

You better have a drink. I don't need one.

Simon. I should have told you before

why I wanted you to one load clear but

but I wanted to spare your feelings.

What do you mean? Well, I hate to tell you this Simon.

Is somebody else? Somebody else?

Are you sure that's impossible?

And I I just couldn't see her hurting you.

I don't believe you. She wouldn't dare do that to me.

There are a lot. But we've got to find this one.

History has verified the existence of black beards treasure.

Why? I've got to get close earrings.

So I can hypnotize Jones again and get them to tell us where the treasure
is.

So put them to sleep with something else.

I've tried that all day. Nothing else works.

You don't need clear there must be a dozen jewelry stores in this town with
the identical earrings.

There's only one pair of earrings like them in the world.

They were made by a Tibetan lama.

He gave them to me when he was visiting New York.

Well, where's he now back in the Himalayas?

Somewhere it would take an expedition to find them.

I'm wasting my time here. I'm going to a detective agency.

We got to get those earrings. Heck where Rishi Jake I don't know.

What do you mean? You don't know you were with her. And she told me where
she was going.

I didn't stick around to make conversation

as soon as she agreed to lease Donna Pedro

Have a level yes we to get rid of it

that's all you should use your brains

Have you any idea how much that treasure might be worth?

You really think that treasure is still around?

You heard noble it was verified by history

that's the first time that's ever happened.

I don't get it you always said nobles a crackpot.

Well if I'd have been born in a cold Columbus a crackpot.

There's one thing wrong with crackpots.

Every once in a while they prove their right.

Be my guest

You mean she checked out without saying a word?

Not a word paid her bill and

we don't walk down.

Did you happen to mention where she was headed?

Let's see. Yeah, no, don't make up any place.

Did she say she was going to California?

No, Canada.

No. Boston

never should be banned and Boston.

Fellows I'm afraid she didn't let other people

hey, wait a minute. She might have said something to the main

the main power which one?

Which one? I show you this go no further than us.

So now when you put it like that, I guess there's no harm me telling it

that the meat should be cleaning up in two or three.

Come to think of it. That used to be Mitch Daniels.

Thanks a lot.

That's $1 that's all right. We don't want any change.

See at the next convention.

It's very squeaky voice to help me like this.

But really miss Daniels didn't say a word to me

about where she was going.

Oh take your time. There's no rush.

Say maybe you overheard or on the phone one day.

You were in the room next door.

You weren't eavesdropping of course but you couldn't help it.

His walls are paper thin. He said wrap on that wall

dryness

sued me see I'm sorry

I wish I could help you but I just can't

Hey, buddy, you happen to know where Miss Daniels went?

If I did, I would have done your damn minutes ago.

And if you read one I will once more

I personally did not get in.

Let's go. Thanks anyway, you're welcome.

Oh, and thank you so much for making up the bed

Don't mess it up. I might want to come back and take a nap

What's this? Dear Mother I am giving up my present position

and I'm going back to work for the sensational swimsuit company in Jersey
City

where I was employed when Dr. Noble persuaded me to become his secretary

with love to all from all you all love Cleo.

What do you see that right here on the blog

and when she blasted a letter she left the writing on it.

I can't read it. That's because you can't read backwards in a job

you had an a print shop really paid off.

Certainly I could read from back here. Also you want to say back up

until you hit Jersey City because that's where we have to be the first
thing in the morning

of backing up the hard way.

She's in here with the models boys.

were lining up our new numbers for next summer.

So some numbers, Ms. Daniels

coming to Agnew?

Look who's here.

We never thought that'd be seeing you again. So soon boys.

What brings you here?

Well, we Okay, take 10 Girls,

thanks a lot

but those eyes back in your head or

they'll fall out. They always wanted a blank bathing suit filled.

So you were saying?

Well, I was saying you've still got those earrings.

Haven't you miss Daniels? Oh,

well, it's very important that we get them see these guys want to hypnotize
me again,

so we can find out where to bury treasure as well,

Charles, I don't wear earrings.

Well, I'd be very happy to lend them to you fellas.

You would Hey, that's swell. Because I have

a theory that when a person does a favor for other people,

but the other people do that person a favor too.

If you know what I mean?

How much 15%

Off the top before expenses.

Fellas, I think she got us over a treasure chest

All right, why don't you give us the earnings and

we'll be on our way and let you get back to your work.

Oh Lago along with you fellas. If you don't mind.

Well, just to be sure that I get my earrings back.

I don't say she was a choosing.

She was a kid. Or I'm sorry Saj which

which leg did I kick? This one

you want to kiss you

but the other one very funny.

Mr. agno give me the rest of the day off.

And if you don't I'll take it anyway.

Didn't catch that good when you play first base.

How did you get so smart all of a sudden?

environment I guess being here

rad cookie I need to know.

I always say that a girl shouldn't learn stuff

and everywhere she works,

or the experience is lost on him.

If you know what I mean.

Yeah, clearly you're gonna do all right

believe me.

He's so in case.

What happened? You haven't said nothing.

No, but I've been thinking quite a bit.

Which again

if you're looking for, that's it.

Save it for the expert.

Yeah, that's it.

Well, gentlemen, you did a good job getting the hearing,

but it's just as well Cleo didn't come along.

My subjects find it much harder to concentrate.

All right, Hank started.

Now you are tired, very tired.

Now watch the year.

You're falling asleep.

Sound asleep.

Everything is blacking out.

Now close your eyes and sleep.

Sleep.

Let your mind drift back through the ages.

Back, back.

Back. Friends, Romans,

countrymen, lend me arias.

I come to bury Caesar not to praise them.

Evil men do lives after them.

The good is oft interred with their bones.

So let it be with Caesar.

The noble Brutus had told you that Caesar was ambitious.

And Brutus is an honorable man

heavens has drifted too far back. Mr. Jones.

Mr. Jones, you're in the wrong century.

You've got to come forward to 1682

Mr. Jones some other time for Mark Antony

right now I'm concerned about your previous life as algae Winkle.

Do you hear me ouchy

Winkle? Oh, yes, algae Winkle.

Well, what did you do with a map that Blackbeard gave you

know that I destroyed completely

destroyed it you watch

if the memorizing it of course.

Well, then tell me where the treasure is.

Remember, I'm speaking to you from the 20th century

so I can't steal it from you.

Well, oh boy. Here we go. You go north from New Amsterdam

along the west shore of the Hudson.

There you will measure off 47 kilometers.

There you will find a place called Hobson's Cove.

You will step off 14 paces to the entrance of a cave

in the cave is the treasure cave in the cove.

Got it. Let's go back up.

Sorry, gentlemen, you're staying right here.

Hey, what is this?

Mr. Jones, you're still under my control.

Come with me. But you are no longer algae Winkle?

You are back in the Roman Empire.

You're Horatio guarding the bridge.

I am a ratio cutting the bridge.

What did Horatio say as he guarded the bridge

don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes.

Oh no Horatio at the bridge, they shall pass

until you see the whites of their eyes.

Now I'm leaving with my friends.

They try to follow me shoot them

those double crossing shirtless?

Alright sach snap out of it.

sach I'm talking to you.

Me Duke snap out of it.

Sachio double crossing your pals.

I guess you want to bend or whatever noble great kid

or that Sajo great kid. real practical joke

and this one's awesome all funds

fund Saj but we got things to do.

Come on. Let's go

on to my bridge and you'll be food for the fish.

Wait a minute. Do I think he means it?

We've been watched.

Are you sure that Edie if nobody was talking about?

Well, I certainly hope so.

We've almost come to a dead end and still no sign of any caves.

That must be around that we come se from Hudson's call.

Sure. Well the terrain could have changed a lot since 1682.

Maybe you want to start digging dig up this whole area

let's try further on

Yeah, come on

fellas, I got an idea. Listen to this search

thinks he's a ratio guarding a bridge.

We gotta outsmart them.

A ratio is only eerie.

If we go under the bridge and

he don't see us we outsmart them

if we make like our boat.

Let's make like a boat

so lucky thing we're in shallow water.

What's holding you up? You're going up an awful bill in the parking lot.

Oh boy got the information from him and took off

but first he puts the whammy on him so we can't get past him.

But that's Pookie for Yeah,

he thinks he's a ratio guarding the bridge.

And anybody who tries to get out gets a slugging him was stymied

I wouldn't say that I kind of thought

this might come in handy when I held it out

it's no use clear we've tried everything

yeah but I've got the know how I've been watching

Pooky snap out of it

Stach who sent me

I mean that the note was sent me

Come on wake up let me die

What did I tell you?

Where did

20 minutes cook

he always told me that it takes a sudden shock to break the spill

like come like something electric and

I thought that by doing

talk to you changed

area what did you throw the doorway for

that thing might have went off Let's not stand around here

Yeah, and let's get the treasure.

Oh good. That's a me oh, there might be trouble

we're gonna drop you off at Mrs Kelly's pinky up there later.

Okay, I have kind of figured out my percentage of the cake

where's the threshold? Where's the treasure

well it's as far as we can go

yeah unless you want to try to go through the rocks and there's no Santa
noble and his gang

either with their head start

they might have dug up black beard's treasure and beat it already

but it's mine mine do you me mind when

you stop coming the treasure

until we at least find that cave

icon everybody out

well you guys are looking I'll find my treasure

hunting equipment

shovel

flashlight is another

another little shovel

compass very important compass is a very important

to many little shops

that's what made a big on occasion stolen.

Why does he need all those tools for just two three guys.

Another shovel

What's this?

What's your Baba does?

Blackbeard talk about this.

I bet he got a term out of you like this somebody stole the motor.

satchel. What do you think you're going? Oh, I just remembered something.

I gotta get out of here. Yeah, but what's your hurry?

Well, I I uh, what?

Well, do you promise you can keep a secret?

I promise I promise you will lay a hand on me.

I promise scouts honor scouts on

I promise I promise promises accepted.

Well, a funny thing happened to me about six months ago

you see happen to be walking by this bookstore

and bought this here magazine see?

And there has to be a story about Blackbeard the butcher barber

though Yeah, so I guess all that stuff I told you about the treasure

and Barbados and the pearls and everything.

Looks like it came out of this book and stuck in my mind.

That is a funny story.

In other words, you you made up all that stuff about Blackbeard

and a cave and the treasure off in this book

I can say nothing about a peck

I found the cave

well what do you know he wasn't kidding What What are you standing around
for

get in their hair and take this I don't trust myself with a pig.

Oh no,

you did find a cave. It's good thing I don't use that pickaxe yet.

Oh wait a minute. Why don't you get out of line

because it's three against one see?

And these two guys are on my side.

See they're not on your side.

We found the cave. Let's look for the treasure. Alright,

you guys get busy. Look around. Yeah, you guys get busy and look around
your toe.

Yes. So there's an opening

I'll go to swim. Hey, stupid. You just came in from out of that

do you think I found another cave?

Shut up

Do you know something?

I hate to say it this guy's dead take them out

and bury and fellas wish I had my bugle with me

I'd blow taps for him you got your appeal

go very funny now for the treasure

it's empty

you will your wild goose chases the next time

I want to listen to an idiot

I'll listen to myself alright let's get out

of the way a word upon which you can get a couple of books

but a trunk couple of bucks

How would you like

broke

fellas quiet

you keep fighting for the rest I got my boy timers

so the little one doing in here

Jones I'll thank God

I hand that over but their mind on all their mind?

Well I'll close it

none of them will fall Out?

those wealthy peasants dads.

I wonder if they think I'm overdoing.

Don't stare at this too much

unless you're wearing sunglasses.

Watching from my wife, she's lonesome

think we owe this all to Horace?

Tell him this is coming up. They're gonna call him

when the news is spreading fast.

Probably some society friends.

Excuse me

Are you one of the fellas that found that treasure?

Well, that's right. So Jim. But if you're worried about the income tax,

we're gonna we're not here about your income tax

Your attention please.

The cops the jigs up Cleo.

If you're going to record don't give your right name.

But don't worry if they send you up. I'll wait for you.

I'm Mrs. Kelly.

Would you mind telling me the meaning of this in due time?

Mind if I examine that you may examine it.

You may not cheap but

this is the Luca was stolen from his jewelry store on Fifth Avenue.

The crooks stashed away before they were going up the river.

We've been looking for this stuff for six years.

Sorry, we'll have to take everything that was found in the cave.

And that goes for everybody. Still.

Don't Don't rub it in. How do you think I feel?

How do you think I feel? Don't worry at all replace

him with seashells.

The officers will now pass it among you

get used to this stuff,

like Spoilsport.

I'll save up 10 years and buy another one

in your hat.

ought to be ashamed of yourself taking diamonds from a poor defenseless girl.

I'll give them to you but my heart is in it

and I don't think it's fair. And don't forget the earrings

So Oh no you don't they're mine and they can prove that they're mine.

That's right. Well back are up on that. Lady.

We don't want anybody's personal property.

Like it says, Oh, come on boys.

That's enough

my era is advertised again.

Don't come back as CO cheese. No, no, no,

he's 400 surgeries gone and I don't know who was around that

and come on such such snap on that.

Oh my goodness. Snap out of it.

sach Come on, wake up.

Wake up, I said

I guess you'll just have to do what you did in the office again.

I must I must.

Not

he finally blew his top