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Any type is.

Type.

No, no, no.

The last time, no more, no,
was just my song and dance routine.

My new active
would blow your minds.

Prepare yourself
for the dance, pigeons.

That's enough.

Thank you.

Let me go back to singing.

Seriously, dude.

Ditch the birds.

You gotta show them something
they've never seen before.

Because whatever that was ain't
working.

Hi.

I'm looking for something.

Something.

Something unusual?

Who really?

Who?

Really cute.

Also affordable.

Like

I can fit under my hat.

What happens?

We got a special
in bird eating spiders.

OK, let's try this again.

Ohh constructor.

And parapet.

Might have a leader in the back.

I see.

I like it like.

Liar, liar.

Actor B5 star, stage
and screen at your service.

Only.

My friend.

Well, don't call.

We're standing now.

La La.

Law.

Come on, line.

I know you don't talk,
but you can sing.

You get back your baths
and stars skipping town.

Hang out with the show shuts down.

But when the world sensed
you in quite world renowned,

don't count yourself out yet.

Well, I'm.

The show.

Turn.

Solo.

Take a look at us now.

Take a look at it.

Take a look at us now.

But this one special and you
pay me up front in cash.

Something far more valuable.

Hello.

Perfect.

30 seconds.

Something.

Play.

Sorry.

Just fine, spirit.

Was brought with you.

Sing,

sing.

Doctor curt.

What does that look for?

We've had a minor set back.

Yes.

I'll go on the road for a bit
and make some cash.

Take this.

He's got every song you ever meet
the best companion there is.

OK.

I'll be back in two shakes
of Longsdale.

And remember, if anyone
asks, tell them you are.

Stop.

Are we actually going to be living here?

I think we are.

This is a very bad idea.

Do you realize Manhattan crime
statistics have seen a year

on year increase
of over 18%?

Most people move out of the city
when they have kids, not into it.

Ready.

And you must be the problem.

I am so pleased
to meet you.

I'm Carol from Liberty Day school.

We're so excited to be here.

Your new math department chair.

Hope you're very pleased
to have you.

And if you can just sign these
when you get the chance.

And this is our son, Josh.

We haven't even talked
about the widespread use of like,

hate new sitting little nervous.

Sure, Jim, I tell you
how much of a fan I am of your cookbooks, right?

I can't wait to see what you do next,

you know, and actually scaling it
back a bit work wise,

so I could spend a little more time with Josh.

And this is Mr Grumps.

You're downstairs, neighbor.

Hey, how's it going?

The local housing administration
has established strict noise abatement rules.

Make sure you read that,

of course.

Yes, we certainly will
when we, darling.

Of course.

That is the most beautiful
cat I've ever seen.

Aretha is not a cat.

She's silver shaded Persian with an
extremely delicate constitution.

Do not feed her
or let her out of the building.

We go upstairs.

Yeah, come on.

I'll be watching them and my lawyers
will be watching them too.

1 foot out of place and they'll be out
and you'll be forced to sell.

OK, I'd say it's barks worse
than his bite,

but to be honest, his bikes
pretty unpleasant too.

Amazing.

That, though, can we have
a pet Josh allergies.

FYI, there's a few leftovers
from previous owner in the attic.

Hopefully they won't get in your way.

Welcome home.

Big can put this here.

You hate it, yeah.

Who you want to say?

Do we just move here?

I think we did.

I think Josh is going to be OK.

Are you kidding me?

He's got his own floor up there.

He's probably having
the time of his life.

What was that?

That is an ambulance.

That was a car tire.

I have no idea what that was.

This is my crocodile.

Please take good care of him.

Fortunately, yours
actor P volenti.

File.

Kale breakfast bowls, Swiss Chard,
chickpea scramble,

even tumor latte.

Three different recipes
from three different books.

It's perfect.

Honey, this looks amazing.

Healthy, but I gotta go.

I can't be late.

Alright.

Where's Josh?

Right.

Grab something.

She seemed like glasses.

Thank you.

Hey.

It's OK.

I'm gonna have you.

I'm lucky to have you.

Hey, don't forget to sign
up for wrestling.

We gotta go,

Josh.

There's time for breakfast.

Subway from E,

86 W from square,
plus a 4 minute walk at this

and then the seven minute
walk at the other,

assuming everything goes right.

Ended up just.

You got it.

Seriously, what are you doing?

Do you not see us?

Nobody here?

Let's go guys.

I'm trying to sweet
like everyone else's pumpkin.

You're up.

And I'm auditioning
for shows that you got.

Loretta.

Who had the most for you?

Hey.

OK, stay.

Hey, kid.

Do you have phone?

That was totally awesome.

Wait, you gotta show me
how to get back.

OK, last box.

Yeah, we can bring
all this stuff.

Ohh, don't eat those.

They're horrible.

What, you love these things
used to bake

with cherries all the time.

You made us put them
on our wedding cake.

I know I did, but that was
before I thought it was in them.

They're full of hydrogenated palm oil
and sugar and corn syrup.

What, is that a good example for Josh.

We should throw him out.

Outside in the garbage.

Those are my trash cans.

Not your trash cans.

Yours are in the back.

Ohh, right.

I'm so sorry.

Sorry is right.

Don't be coming round here scattering
a suburban mediocrity

all over my trash.

I mean, someone's
been feeding my cat.

I wanna know who.

Tim, any idea how dangerous irritable bowel syndrome

can be in a cat is valuable
as Loretta.

If I catch you or your wife
or your horrible son

so much as looking at Loretta,
my lawyers will be all over you.

Do I make myself clear?

Hold on a minute.

Yes or no?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Right.

Please use more of the hot water.

Help yourself,
there's plenty to go around.

Hey, hi you wake up.

Here.

This.

It's my plus four strength card.

It's the most valuable card in my deck.

And I want you to have it.

OK, I gotta go.

It's actually better.

Hey Johnson, go take a shortcut.

What?

With this.

Wait.

This way.

So.

Don't worry, I got this.

And thank you very, very.

How sweetie is to be?

It does like.

How sweet it is to be.

And it's beautiful.

It's gonna make you fat.

Hey I'm planning.

Let's talk about the bikes.

You won't believe me.

I kind of have a.

At crocodile.

Nobody is like rocket out told you

and absolutely nobody has to pick
lock down the city.

My dad had to do free dental
work for the mayor.

Just get my paper out of cycle
out in our building.

I saw you on street.

I mean, like, not.

I didn't.

It was.

Kind of a weird orange show.

Yeah.

I've always approached our life
like one of my recipes.

You know, when things get hard,
we just stick with the ingredients that work.

Now it's all different
and we still feel bad.

About what?

Josh growing up.

I know that I should feel
happy, but.

We should just didn't
feel so left out.

Hey.

You're a huge part of Joshua's life
and an amazing mother.

I.

We were lost until you found us.

What?

Well, you need to.

OK.

OK.

The things have just like
never touched it.

OK.

OK.

So gross.

Like noodles.

I know that's OK.

I have sort of quite a specific diet
which is mostly big legs.

So I'm.

See, I'm just, I'm not sure
if that's gonna stay out.

What?

YouTube.

I had anything like that before.

Where you from?

My own family from Taiwan.

Well, she's actually missing.

My mom died when I was 10.

My dad said I don't know.

I can do this really like crazy
thing with my knuckles

where I like go like that.

I'm like crack them all.

Do you have knuckles?

What is that?

You don't talk, do you?

In the shadow of the city.

When the days of disappear.

Some might say it's sort of gritty
for the faces to me,

fear, but never wonders that are waiting
underneath the night sky,

we got the stars.

It's a place for you and

a little space for you.

Morning, love.

Underneath the midnight sky.

Of the morning.

Yes, it's an emergency.

The city must do something
about these double wide strollers.

You know, just because.

Somebody made the mistake
of having a second child.

Doesn't mean that I should
be forced off.

Sidewalk into the.

Springs.

Mom is a kid.

Have a great day.

You too, honey.

Josh, time to wake up.

Come on.

Josh.

Josh, come on, let's go.

I'm gonna stuff.

And thank you, baby.

I just wanna stop.

Thank you, baby.

Ohh yeah yeah sweet it
is the love thy you.

Ohhh yeah
how sweet it is today.

Love you.

Mom is where do you?

He's not dangerous.

He's a crocodile.

OK, OK.

Yes.

Crocodiles are dangerous.

Yes, they can bite your bowling.

Yes, they have human flesh.

But he's not like that.

He wears a scarf.

I have to tell your father.

No.

You'll have them taken away.

I will agree with you.

No.

Lyle is a good crocodile.

He's just lonely like I was,
and he cares about me.

Do you realize how different things
have been since I met him?

I need a friend's mom.

I feel like I belong here
because of while Josh.

You won't even see he stopped turnover
and he can sing.

It's like how he talks.

Just don't do anything
until I get home tonight.

That's all I'm asking please.

Hey, hey, hey,
sorry, did you call?

I just.

Why did you wish you a great day?

Thanks, I could use that.

The city kids have
a lot of energy.

All right.

I'll see you home.

I love you.

I can't believe I just forgot.

Just settle down
just a little bit, OK?

Just because.

Don't.

This isn't happening.

All this.

When you're cooking something.

You try to stick to the table,
you know.

Same amount.

Living life inside.

Jesus.

Bring something.

That's good.

Let go.

Three cameras, all
mounted on the roofs.

Perimeter.

No one's getting in or out
without you knowing about it.

Perfect.

I just know they're up to something.

There's ways of putting anything.

Yes.

Your mommies tummy over again.

I didn't want she can.

Yeah.

Yeah and.

Gets her we spell.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm just gonna.

Really.

Hey guys.

Good morning, sweetheart.

Hey, dad's pizza.

For breakfast.

And where'd you get caviar?

No, sorry Sir, it's more like.

Excuse me.

Getting food?

Umm.

I.

No, I've noticed
that you've been.

Happy recently, which is great,
and I wondered if that,

you know, hasn't been.

Because of me.

I mean is, is.

Is there something I need
to know?

Ohh sweet pea.

I mean is there?

Somewhere else.

Not exactly.

It's time to tell your father.

Tell me what?

Ohh.

It is not.

I thought you could.

Hi.

Man, we had a good day, Sir.

At your service, where should
I put my bags?

I'm I'm not senior
during the night I was going.

Well, you go to school authorities,
I'm making myself at home.

Please, please be my guest.

Yeah, it's been a very, very long
and even trip

and I hate to put my back out at the moment.

Liar.

Size of you.

yeah

OK.

Oh no.

No, we had no idea.

Nobody told us anything.

Yeah.

OK.

Yeah.

Well, thank thank you.

Thank you very much.

Bye.

Well, this was his family's brownstone,

but he somehow lost it
in some kind of a business deal.

He's figuring out some kind of new show,

and there's a clause that says
somehow he can stay here 15 days out of the year.

What?

Ohh.

This could not be happening.

We have a crocodile

and now David Copperfield
living in erratic.

This is definitely not OK.

And can you please stop drawing them?

It's weird.

Yes.

hello

I hate you.

I hate them so much.

You basically break.

We want to make it look like stone.

Whatever you.

Yeah.

Do it.

OK, Family Day.

What do you think?

History Museum.

Go there.

There he is.

I'm just going to.

So Dad's not coming?

Dad needs to let off
a little steam.

He doesn't like Hector,
does he?

Ohh well my hector is.

Very colorful character.

I don't know about you,
but I agree.

That horse, if you spread butter on that,
you're a Gators fan.

I'm very antagonists.

Welcome, mirrors,
my friends.

Smoke and mirrors.

How was you think
Lyle can join us?

And.

Wait.

Are you sure this is safe?

Who wants to be safe?

Your mind we're here to live.

Yes, I'm living is a dangerous business,
my friends worried

that some people might think.

Nothing good.

There wasn't.

Something wonderful
to look at.

Green.

From you.

Oh perfect timing.

You could be on my team.

OK.

Ohh.

I'm OK.

We're exhausted.

I think I'm gonna go upstairs
and take a shower.

Ohh have two.

Says he thinks
the hot water might be out.

OK, right hand red.

And.

Wow.

I was just checking the boiler
because it's.

It's cold, right?

Oh, oh.

Where'd you get that at?

Why would you do that?

Oh no, not today.

I'm back.

I'm back.

I still got it.

20 years.

State champs 99.

Good morning.

Let's try that again.

I mean this program.

Said you have to come see this.

Can you please put
this

like please sign in.

Thank you very much.

Now, now that we have the money
because there are magic show.

Remove browser.

Behold the power of illusion right here,
there in the car, carefully.

What's a good music?

So where are they?

Thank you very much.

Hey, please.

What your song?

Yeah.

Please.

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