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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Sounds like I'm done here.
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It's probably that coach
from Carthage.
Actually,
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I got offered the job.
Wayne.
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Morning, George.
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I quit.
Come on.
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Is there a chance I keep my job?
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No.
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Then at least let me leave
on my own terms.
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All right.
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All right, almost there.
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I don't know about this.
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The last surprise you got me
is pressing on my bladder.
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Surprise.
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You got me an ugly car?
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No, I bought me
a family car.
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What about your Mustang?
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I traded it in.
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For this?
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That's what the guy
at the lot said.
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(scoffs)
But you love that Mustang.
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Yeah, but there was no way
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I was gonna get a
baby seat in the back.
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Well, that's very thoughtful.
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And these things are real
safe, too. My mom has one.
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When I was little, she hit
an ice cream truck with it.
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I didn't even wake up.
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Is this a bad time to tell you
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I only liked you
for your cool car?
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You say that now,
but wait till
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you see how many
groceries we can get
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in the back of this thing.
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I can't believe you did this.
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It's a no-brainer.
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I want to keep our kid safe.
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Thank you.
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Hm. That was interesting.
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Oh, grow up.
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Grow up?
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I bought a car that seats 25.
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(laughing)
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* Nobody else
is stronger than I am *
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* Yesterday I moved a mountain *
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* I bet I could be your hero *
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* I am a mighty little man *
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* I am a mighty little man. *
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It's so nice that you're
joining us for dinner.
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Please don't make
a big deal out of it.
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I just said it was nice.
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You said so nice.
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I'm sorry.
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(chuckles softly)
It's fine.
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Niblingo,
I have a question.
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Niblingo?
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He made it up.
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I coined it
because there was no word
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to denote the unmarried mother
of our niece or nephew.
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Sheldon, that sounds rude.
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Do you have a better word for
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the unmarried mother
of a niece or nephew?
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(exhales)
I'm not sure we need one.
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I think it's sweet.
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Kind of.
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Uh, what's your question?
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Thanks, Niblingo.
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I've heard that
pregnant women
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eat for two.
Does that mean
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that you need two
full-size portions?
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I guess Dad's pregnant then.
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One portion should be fine,
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considering the baby's
the size of a golf ball.
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Actually, according
to my calculations,
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the baby's the size
of a bell pepper.
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Although I could be off.
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When was your
last menstruation?
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You do not need to answer that.
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I was not going to.
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I'm real sorry about them.
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Wh...
I didn't say anything wrong.
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Neither did I.
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You were being overly nice.
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It made everybody uncomfortable.
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(phone rings)
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Who's calling during dinner?
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You know, twins
run in our family.
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It's not twins.
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That's too bad.
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It would double your chances
of having a remarkable child.
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Like me.
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Or a child that people like.
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Just eat your dinner.
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Are you gonna find out the sex?
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Yes.
No.
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No?
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I want to be surprised.
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I don't like surprises.
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What about the baby shower?
People are gonna want to know.
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Oh, yeah.
We got to have a baby shower.
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Remind me what a baby shower is.
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(whispers): I got to go.
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Everything okay?
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That was Petersen.
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Something's going on with Wayne.
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What's that mean?
I don't know.
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Doesn't sound good.
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Did you know the
modern baby shower
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has history that goes
back to ancient Egyptian
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and Greek civilizations?
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Remarkable.
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What's going on?
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I don't know.
He didn't show up for work.
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I heard he was here.
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What's that about?
I don't know.
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WILKINS:
Go away.
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Wayne, it's George.
Open up.
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WILKINS:
I said go away.
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If you don't let us in...
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Tom here says he's gonna
knock the door down.
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Why you got to...
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Want a drink?
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I got vodka
and root beer.
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Ugh.
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Wayne, what's going on?
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My life is a lie.
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(whispers): Gay?
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I don't know.
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We're gonna need
more than that.
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My marriage.
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My beautiful marriage--
it's-it's over.
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You and Darlene? No.
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You two are the happiest
couple I know.
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I mean, wh...
whatever's going on,
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it'll blow over.
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She's cheating on me.
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You sure?
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Oh, man. I'm sorry,
that's terrible.
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With my best friend.
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That's even more terrible.
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She was my world.
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Well there's no reason
to throw in the towel.
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I mean, you can
still get her back.
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She's having his baby.
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Well... Say something.
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What do you say to that?
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You really never
suspected anything?
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That's what you say?
You had nothing.
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Wayne, buddy, uh...
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Uh...
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No, I-I know it seems bad now,
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which it is.
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Which is why it seems that way.
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Oh, my God.
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Just... Just
leave me alone.
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Y'all can't fix this.
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What do you want to do?
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Oh, I don't know.
We can't leave him here.
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Let's take him
to your place.
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I can't do that.
Why not?
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If I took in every teacher
with marital problems,
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my apartment would
look like a firehouse.
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Fine.
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Wayne, grab your pants.
You're coming with me.
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I don't want to be around you
and your happy family.
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Happy?
Uh, couple days with us
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and you'll be glad that kid
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ain't yours.
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Let's go. Pants.
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Well, thanks again.
That was fun.
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Really?
Dinner with my family?
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My family
won't talk to me at all.
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So, I'll take "niblingo"
and a home-cooked meal any day.
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Well, you're
always welcome.
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I think there's
ice cream in the freezer,
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if you want to come in.
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I mean, I'm gonna eat it,
but you can watch.
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Thanks, but I got
to get to work.
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It's a laundromat.
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Doesn't it kind of
run on its own?
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(chiming)
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You'd think that,
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but there's a lot
of technical issues--
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lint and such.
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Okay. Good night.
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Good night.
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Look at me.
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Just chipping away at the ice.
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(snoring)
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Well, this is a wrinkle.
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Missy. Missy.
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MISSY:
What?
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An issue of social protocol
has arisen,
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and I need your input.
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(snoring)
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(whispers):
What's he doing here?
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I don't know.
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But more importantly, would it
be rude if I watch television?
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MISSY (whispers):
Mom.
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Mom.
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What?
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Why is Coach Wilkins
asleep on the couch?
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No, the question is
can I watch TV
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with Coach Wilkins
asleep on the couch?
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It's a subtle but
important difference.
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Get out.
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Oh, hey, Tom.
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How's he doing?
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Still sleeping it off.
Mm-hmm.
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Morning, Tom.
Mary.
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I just can't believe
Darlene would do that to him.
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Yeah, just...
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Right before the big game
Friday night.
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Think he can
pull himself together by then?
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How would I know?
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Really?
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A man's life is coming apart
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and you're worried about
a football game?
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Well, yeah.
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Can we take this outside?
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Do you mind?
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I don't mind.
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Do you mind?
I don't mind.
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We don't mind.
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Oh, listen, George,
I really need your help here.
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What do you
expect me to do?
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I don't know.
Get him coaching again.
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You gave him my job.
This is your problem.
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Well, you quit.
You were gonna fire me.
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But you quit first.
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Can we please
just focus on Wayne?
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I'm begging you, George.
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You know what a big deal
this game is.
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Don't know what the hell
I'm supposed to do.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
I owe you one.
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I'm not doing this for you,
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I'm doing it
for the kids on that team.
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What about Wayne?
What about him?
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And Wayne.
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I had Georgie go get
your car from the motel.
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Thanks.
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Trust me, going back to work
is just what you need.
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One thing you
got to remember,
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this story ain't over.
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We don't know how
it's gonna end.
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The only person that
can decide that is you.
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You are the hero of your story.
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You take the action.
You call the shots.
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You decide your destiny.
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That's the same speech
you gave at halftime
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when we were getting our nuts
crushed by Nacogdoches.
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And you remember what happened?
We came back and won that game.
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After their quarterback
dislocated his shoulder.
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You're not even
trying, Wayne.
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I am, you're not.
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Ms. McAllister,
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we don't have any insurance
information on file for you.
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Oh, that's all right.
We'll be paying in cash.
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Cash?
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In God we trust.
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You always carry
that much cash around?
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Do you think there's
just boobs in this bra?
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(chuckling)
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No, I mean, why?
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(chiming)
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Well, the laundromat's
a cash business.
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00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,776
That's mostly just quarters,
though, isn't it?
267
00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:12,946
Uh, yeah, but, well, now
we've got the video store,
268
00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,282
and I'm not real
big on banks.
269
00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:18,018
Because you lived through
the Depression?
270
00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:21,021
Yeah. (laughs)
271
00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:25,258
All right, everyone.
Pencils out, books away.
272
00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,460
Let's get ready
to take this test.
273
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,729
Mrs. Wilkins?
274
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,965
Are you sure you want us
to take this test today?
275
00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,233
Why wouldn't I?
276
00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,601
Well, you know,
277
00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:36,569
with everything
you're going through?
278
00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:40,708
Okay, we got your playbook,
279
00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:42,542
we got your practice plan, and
280
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:46,046
you, sir, are ready to coach
some kick-ass football.
281
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,849
Thanks, George.
282
00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:49,917
I really appreciate
283
00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,551
everything you've done for me.
284
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,521
Coming back to work
was just what I needed.
285
00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,990
(phone ringing)
Happy to help.
286
00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,926
Coach Wilkins.
287
00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:01,762
DARLENE:
What the hell did you
tell Missy Cooper?!
288
00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,332
I'll give you some privacy.
289
00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:09,402
Over in this aisle we've
got your new releases.
290
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,304
Here are your action
and adventures--
291
00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:12,873
your Stallones,
your Schwarzeneggers,
292
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,407
your Van Dammes,
293
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,144
and of course we have a
whole row of chick flicks,
294
00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:20,380
known in the movie
biz as rom-coms.
295
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,315
Do not enter?
296
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,952
What's back there?
Oh, that? That's just
297
00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:27,154
some storage and
a bunch of machines
298
00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:29,689
that rewind the tapes
when people are not kind
299
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:30,824
and don't rewind.
300
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,159
Very cool.
301
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:35,428
Hey, if you ever need any help
behind the cash register,
302
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,330
I'd sure rather
be working here than being
303
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,566
on my feet all day at the diner.
Mm, no.
304
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,334
No, you don't want to do that.
305
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:42,836
You're such a good waitress.
306
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,471
It'd be a waste of your talent.
307
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,639
Hey, Georgie.
308
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,508
Officer Rutledge.
309
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:52,112
Congratulations on your
expanding business empire.
310
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,181
Thank you. Very kind.
311
00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:55,648
Hey there, Jake.
312
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:56,884
Hey, Connie.
313
00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:58,518
I was just telling
your grandson here
314
00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:01,254
how much I love the new place.
315
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,158
Mandy, let me show you
the kids section.
316
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,798
Got all the Looney Tunes,
Flintstones, Fraggle Rock.
317
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,532
(Meemaw and Jake
speaking indistinctly)
318
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,334
What's going on?
319
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:17,137
Nothing. Just figured
we're having a kid,
320
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,972
we should be familiar
with the genre.
321
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,474
Well, thanks for dropping by.
322
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,477
We need to renegotiate
our arrangement.
323
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,013
Uh, and we will
talk about that soon.
324
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:27,881
Meanwhile...
325
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,650
Grab some Red Vines.
Show of good faith.
326
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,290
You wouldn't
think it about Jake, but...
327
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:40,227
(chuckles)
he just loves a foreign film.
328
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,528
Just stop it, okay?
329
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,530
I know what's going on here.
You do?
330
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:46,233
That creepy cop,
that trip to Mexico,
331
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,767
all that cash in your bra.
332
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,269
(whispers):
Y'all are selling drugs.
333
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,638
We're not
selling drugs.
334
00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,140
So you're telling me
there's nothing weird
335
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,141
going on back there?
336
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:56,709
Oh, I didn't say that.
337
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,084
Let's take a walk.
338
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,887
Try and keep an open mind.
339
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:09,222
(slot machines chiming)
340
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:14,895
Oh, my God.
341
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,696
See? Not drugs.
342
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,966
And that is the sound
343
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:22,269
of a 22% house advantage.
344
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,104
Is it legal?
345
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,772
Yes.
No.
346
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:28,008
Kind of.
K... Kind of.
347
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,242
So, the police are in on it.
348
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,677
A little bit, yeah.
349
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:33,313
Silent partner, as they say.
350
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,615
I know it's a lot.
351
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,452
It's amazing.
(chuckles)
352
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:40,653
It is?
353
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:43,490
My kid's going to
private school.
354
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,192
You're going to
private school!
355
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:46,526
(exclaims)
356
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,964
All right, everybody.
Great practice.
357
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,200
Let's gather round, take a knee.
358
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:58,005
All right, Coach.
They're all yours.
359
00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:00,207
Thank you, George.
360
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,009
Look at you guys.
361
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,144
Young, strong,
362
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,713
all your hopes and dreams
in front of you.
363
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,215
None of you have any idea
364
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,883
of what's out there
waiting for you.
365
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:10,951
Wayne, where you
going with it?
366
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,954
A team requires trust.
367
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,555
Sure, you can
368
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:18,959
count on your teammates
when the ball is snapped.
369
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,227
But can you count on them
370
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:21,794
when they're away
at a teachers conference
371
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:24,864
with the woman you were gonna
spend your life with?
372
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,333
Hmm?
373
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,736
Okay.
374
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:31,771
"Team" on three.
375
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,074
(TV playing indistinctly)
376
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,776
I will not submit
to the procedures.
377
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,611
That's Commander Data.
378
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,682
He's an android,
but he aspires to be human.
379
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:43,816
Which, if you ask me,
380
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,185
is a step
in the wrong direction.
381
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,786
PICARD:
I understand your objection.
382
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:52,192
I don't know how he's gonna
coach the game on Friday night.
383
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,360
Poor man.
384
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,995
Can you believe his marriage
385
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,729
falling apart like that?
I know.
386
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:59,933
If it was gonna happen to
anybody, you'd think it'd be us.
387
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,201
Ain't that the truth.
388
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,970
(chuckles)
389
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,437
Saw your wife today.
390
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:05,872
I heard.
391
00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:09,176
You're smart to stay here.
She seems pretty mad.
392
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,080
(crowd clamoring)
(players grunting)
393
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,347
(whistle blows)
394
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:15,949
Okay, Wayne, we
got the ball back,
395
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,217
what do you want to do?
396
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,651
Kill myself.
397
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,687
Come on, buddy,
help me out here.
398
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:23,156
I can't, George.
399
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,193
I just can't.
400
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:28,962
Okay.
401
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,364
All right. Stevens!
402
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,233
Come on.
All right, listen up.
403
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,835
Yeah.
All right, we're gonna run
the ball the rest of the game.
404
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,237
Okay? Two hands.
405
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:38,638
Nothing fancy. All right?
Yes, Coach.
406
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:41,208
Let them pass,
let them turn it over.
407
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,176
(whistle blows)
All right? Go.
408
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,789
Hey, I brought some
pizza home, come on.
409
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:57,790
Can't.
410
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,559
Sheldon, there ain't no leaks.
411
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:02,262
There might be.
I can't risk it.
412
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:03,863
You want me to bring you
a slice in here?
413
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,232
What about crumbs?
414
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,667
Crumbs attract bugs.
Bugs bring disease.
415
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,136
(sighs)
Give me the bucket.
416
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:10,737
I'll watch for leaks
while you go eat.
417
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,839
Really?
Yeah.
418
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,275
Okay.
419
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,645
But keep an eye above
the computer,
420
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,613
that's the heart
of my whole operation.
421
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:21,681
Got it.
422
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,717
And the train set.
Go eat.
423
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:30,190
Sheldon, where's your brother?
424
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,525
He's in my room.
Don't distract him.
425
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,897
Hey.
Hey.
426
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:38,931
What are you doing?
427
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:40,767
I'm on leak patrol.
428
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,035
What?
429
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,503
I'm babysitting
and it's the only way
430
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,238
I can get my brother to eat.
431
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:47,640
What's up?
432
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,510
(sighs) I just
wanted to thank you
433
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,879
for how wonderful
you've been.
434
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,416
Oh, good, you noticed.
(chuckles)
435
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,952
(exhales)
436
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,388
I noticed.
437
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:02,955
Status report?
438
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,591
Dry as a bone.
439
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:05,992
So, I have time
for a second slice?
440
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:07,094
Go nuts.
441
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:09,062
Copy.
442
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:12,765
If our kid's
weird, I'm ready.
443
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:18,071
ANNOUNCER:
Final score, Medford 6, Tyler 0.
444
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,173
(cheering)
445
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,508
George!
446
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,077
(whooping)
447
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:25,212
Congratulations.
448
00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:26,613
Thanks, Tom.
449
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,216
Feel like
doing this again next week?
450
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,617
What are you saying?
451
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,052
I'm saying
you got your job back.
452
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,254
If you want it.
453
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,988
What about Wayne?
454
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,229
What about him?
455
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:43,963
He's got to be part of the deal.
456
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,366
Don't you have enough
to worry about?
457
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:47,767
He's my friend.
458
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,170
And if I want him
out of my house, he needs a job.
459
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,704
Your call.
460
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,005
Thanks, Tom.
461
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,375
You bet.
462
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,977
Hey! What...
463
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,379
That's for firing me.
464
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,417
You quit!
465
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,560
(birds chirping)
466
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,116
MEEMAW:
Morning.
467
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,785
Oh.
468
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,453
You're up early.
469
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,121
You were out late.
470
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,657
Uh, yeah. I was just, uh...
471
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:45,992
I know where you were.
472
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,127
Okay.
473
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,463
Do we need to talk about this?
474
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,533
I'm happy to just
enjoy the awkwardness.
475
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,135
(exhales)
Great. Well...
476
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:58,671
I'm gonna go.
477
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:01,140
And I'm gonna watch you.
478
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:05,144
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479
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480
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