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Previously on Will and Grace...
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Hey, kid, can you tell us
what's going on here ?
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Did you just call me kid ?
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You're Katie Couric.
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So, uh, what is going on here ?
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We're just having this mass wedding.
Some stupid stunt for sweeps.
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Oh, if you're here
where in the world is Matt Lauer ?
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Hey, you two look happy.
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Would you like to get married today ?
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We got married !
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What ?
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Just now, in the park.
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Where are you kids
going on your honeymoon ?
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We haven't really talked about it yet.
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You should take
her to your cabin.
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- You have a cabin ?
- Yeah, I go there to fish.
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- You fish ?
- I learned in Africa.
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You were in Africa ?
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Yeah, when I was with
Doctors Without Borders.
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You were with Doctors
Without Borders ?
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Have you two met ?
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Don't worry, Grace. Marvin
will fill you in on all that stuff.
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That's right, Eleanor.
Who's Marvin ?
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That'd be me.
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You just married a guy, and you
don't even know his name ?
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Are you okay, baby ?
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Um, no, I'm...
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Excuse me.
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Will & Grace
Saison 5 - Episode 9
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Marry Me A Little More (Part 2)
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sous-titres par la Team W&G
~seriessub.com~
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Where are you going ? You're
blowin' this way out of proportion.
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You're like a stranger
to me... Marvin.
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I might as well have married
my Israeli pen pal from when I was 15
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who sent me love letters
on Hello Kitty stationary.
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Actually over there
it'd be Shalom Kitty.
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Please don't joke right now.
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That was weird up there.
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I don't even know
when your birthday is.
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Okay, you wanna know
some stuff about me ? Here you go.
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I believe when I hold my breath,
the guy on TV's going to make the basket.
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I'm in a Doors cover band,
consisting entirely of surgeons
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called "The Operating Room Doors".
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And my deepest, darkest secret
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is that I don't like
any food with raisins in it,
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but I do like raisins.
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See, we already have a problem.
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I love raisins.
In everything !
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I even went to see
A Raisin in the Sun
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because I thought
there'd be raisins in it.
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Grace, we have a whole lifetime
to get to know each other, baby.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
I just wish that
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there was some way
that we could be sure
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we were doing the right
thing, you know.
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Just... a sign, something.
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Katie ?
Hi !
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Crap. Hi !
Thanks for watching !
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- Do you have your own pens ?
- No, no, no. It's Grace and Leo.
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Remember, from the other day in the park.
We got married because of you.
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Actually I got a colonoscopy
because of you too.
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Not on the same day, though.
And not in the park.
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- Eee, the wedding. Sorry about that.
- What ? What do you mean ?
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No one called you ?
Ooh, awkward.
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We're scrapping
the whole wedding segment,
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because the judge performing
the ceremony wasn't licensed in New York.
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So all those marriages are invalid.
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Last time I use Tom Brokaw's
nephew as my fact checker.
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I guess I wanted a sign,
and I think I got it.
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We're not married.
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We'll go to city hall tomorrow.
We'll do it all over again.
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- I don't know that I can.
- Why ? Why not ?
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- What's changed ?
- Everything has changed.
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I mean, the first time I said yes,
it was impulsive and romantic
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and to a guy named Leo.
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And now...
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We know nothing about each other.
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I knew everything
I needed to know about you
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the first time I held your hand.
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Grace, we're already married.
The rest is paperwork.
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- How can you be so sure ?
- Because when it's right, you just know.
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You remember Tuesday ?
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We woke up.
I said, "Morning, wife".
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You said, "Hello, husband".
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Remember that ?
Remember how great that was ?
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I want every day to be Tuesday.
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Every day can't be Tuesday.
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Today's Saturday,
so it can't be Tuesday.
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Monday can't be Tuesday.
Tuesday can't...
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Well, Tuesday can, but Wednesday
definitely can't be Tues...
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Just come up with me.
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And I promise you everything
is going to be fine.
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Please.
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I can't.
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I need time.
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I'm sorry.
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That was wild, wasn't it, Jackie ?
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The way Grace just kind of
spooked and ran off.
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Kind of like Rosie whenever I fire
my gun in her room
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just as she's falling asleep.
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Um, hi, everyone.
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I have a little bit of
an announcement to make.
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Grace and I ran into
Katie Couric in the lobby...
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And she said that
we weren't really married.
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Turns out the judge that
married us wasn't really legit, so...
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Anyway, we have this place till
midnight, so stick around, you know.
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There's cake, there's booze,
there's dancing.
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Well, have fun.
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I'm sorry.
You okay ?
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I'm about as good as Bill
Buckner of the '86 Red Sox.
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Ooh, ouch.
I'm sorry.
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Do you even know
what that means ?
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No, but anybody that's got 43 pairs
of red socks obviously had issues.
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- Where's Grace ?
- She took off.
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She... she was pretty freaked out.
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Can I borrow your phone, man ?
I think I need to call her.
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Uh, Leo, I think you might wanna
give her some time right now.
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I know Grace.
She's not like you.
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She's not impulsive.
She once bought
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Impulse perfume
and then returned it.
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That's why this whole getting
married in the park thing
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all seemed so weird to me.
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Yeah, well, I guess I should
send everyone home.
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Hi, it's me again.
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Listen, you're not going to like
what you're about to hear.
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To be fair, he did say we wouldn't
like what we were about to hear.
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- I thought you needed time to think.
- I did.
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And I realized I
want today to be Tuesday.
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It's Tuesday ?
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How long have I been out ?
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Okay. So our first
wedding didn't take.
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But we're havin' another one !
And a real one this time.
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As for all these, ah,
these lovely presents,
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I don't really know the protocol.
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Let's just call them
engagement gifts.
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Bring another one at the wedding.
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Welcome to the wedding.
Don't forget to sign the guest book.
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Okay, who wrote,
"If it doesn't work out,
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call me."
That's tacky.
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Don't forget to sign the guest book.
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Oh, perfect.
I've been looking for this.
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- That's a little inappropriate !
- Please. This is inappropriate ?
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How about inviting people to watch
a man and woman get married ?
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Look how good it makes
my shoulders look.
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Well, Will. Congratulations.
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I think you've done a fantastic
job at planning this wedding.
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I take my pants off to you.
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You've gotta be kidding me.
The photographer's late.
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Four people who RSVP'd "no"
just arrived with dates.
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And the cake shows up
with two grooms on it.
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Is the whole city gay ?
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Not yet.
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But if all goes as planned,
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come Monday morning...
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And look at these boutonnieres.
Dead.
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- They're fine.
- They're dead, my friend.
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Hey, hey, hey !
Sign that guest book !
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Lady, you're a wreck !
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But it's understandable.
Today's a big day for you.
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You're not just
losing a best friend,
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you're also losing a hag.
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She's not my hag, okay ?
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She's the most important
person in my life,
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who used to be in love with me,
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and who for the last 15 years
has never left my side.
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She's been a hell of a hag.
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- Hey, Will.
- Hey.
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- Hey. Are you okay ?
- Sure, why wouldn't I be ?
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'Cause you're losing your
girl. You're single again.
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Boy, I miss those days...
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That can be arranged !
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I'm joking !
I was joking.
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But if you know anyone.
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Knock, knock !
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Oh, I'm here to see the daughter
of the mother of the bride.
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Come on in, mom, for one minute.
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Now, Grace, I don't want
you to freak out,
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but the biggest day
of your life is ruined.
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What ?
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Well, your father's back
went out. And he can't move.
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How is he going to walk me
down the aisle ?
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Dear, I don't know.
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But we'll just put a pastrami sandwich
and a TV Guide under the chuppah.
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He'll find his way.
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Honey. Have Will walk you down
the aisle. Yeah, it'll be perfect.
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Out with the 'mo,
in with the Jew !
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Will'll love that. He looks
so beautiful in his tux.
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He's not gonna be the most
beautiful one there, is he ?
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Oh, honey, come on ! Don't be silly.
That's crazy talk. I'll be there.
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Ladies, I said no poems.
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There he is.
How you holdin' up ?
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You need a handshake ?
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I'm fine.
I'm fine.
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Ellen, you make
a beautiful bridesmaid.
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Eight months pregnant...
Look at the dress she picks for me.
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I hate that skinny bitch.
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Maybe you oughta skip the guest book.
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I know this is gotta
be pretty hard on you.
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- It's not hard on me.
- Anyway,
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I just wanted to let you know
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that I'm going to really do my best
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to make Grace as happy
as you have.
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Well, plus sex.
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What's the matter with
everybody ? I'm fine.
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- Will ?
- I'm fine !
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Grace needs you in the dressing room.
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Oh, all right.
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- What ?
- Come here, chica !
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- You're not wearing that, are you ?
- Well, it's white.
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Yeah, that's what I mean.
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I didn't think I was going
to be so nervous. But I am.
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I'm doing the right thing, right ?
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- Well...
- What ?
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Nothing.
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No, I just... I'm just saying...
As a friend, I want you to know
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that if you were
thinking of calling it off,
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don't worry about
the people out there.
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Don't worry
about all those gifts.
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You do what your heart
tells you is right.
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- Are you freaking kidding me with this ?
- "If", I said "if".
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The question was rhetorical. That
means you're supposed to say "yes".
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- That's not what "rhetorical" means.
- Are we talking
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about what "rhetorical" means
or about how you're freaking me out ?
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Am I supposed to answer that
or is that rhetorical too ?
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Okay, I don't have time for this,
Will. I have to get into my dress.
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Who says that ? "Don't
worry about the people,
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don't worry about all the gifts".
Who does that ? An ass, that's who !
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It's a screen,
not a soundproof booth.
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Oh, isn't that sweet ?
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Will's doin' her one last time
before he hands her off to Leo.
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I just hope before I get married,
he'll do the same for me.
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Ditto.
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Hey, Kar. Can I kiss you ?
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- Why ?
- Just 'cause.
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Okay.
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All I'm trying to say...
I just...
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- Look at it from my point...
- Don't !
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Let me tell you something, mister.
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This wedding is going to happen.
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You better get on board, because
you've gotta walk me down the aisle.
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- What ?
- My dad threw his back out.
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He's bent over like he's trying
to pick up a quarter,
243
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which is probably how he threw
out his back to begin with.
244
00:13:39,830 --> 00:13:42,530
So I need you to walk me
down the aisle.
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00:13:42,630 --> 00:13:45,210
I can't do that.
I'm running this show.
246
00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:48,450
I got a million things
to attend to. Get Jack to do it.
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00:13:48,550 --> 00:13:50,490
I'm not having Jack walk me
down the aisle.
248
00:13:50,590 --> 00:13:53,450
He'll meet someone
halfway down and ditch me !
249
00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:56,650
- Well, then get Karen to do it.
- Karen ?
250
00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:59,570
When was the last time
she could walk a straight line ?
251
00:14:00,350 --> 00:14:03,210
Besides, I don't want them.
I want you !
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00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:06,410
Well, I can't do it. All right ?
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What do you mean, you can't do it ?
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I need someone to give me away.
You're my best friend.
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00:14:10,430 --> 00:14:13,050
I want it to be you.
It should be you.
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00:14:13,390 --> 00:14:15,490
I don't wanna.
257
00:14:16,510 --> 00:14:18,570
You don't "wanna" ?
258
00:14:20,190 --> 00:14:22,050
Why not ?
259
00:14:22,830 --> 00:14:25,850
- Will ?
- Look, Grace,
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00:14:25,950 --> 00:14:27,930
I'll do a lot of things for you.
I'll plan your wedding.
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00:14:28,030 --> 00:14:29,850
I'll pick the florist.
262
00:14:29,950 --> 00:14:33,490
I'll even let you
have input on your dress.
263
00:14:35,550 --> 00:14:38,250
But to actually be the one that...
264
00:14:38,350 --> 00:14:40,690
that hands you off to another guy...
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that I can't do.
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Groom coming in.
I'm not looking.
267
00:14:49,790 --> 00:14:51,650
Just wanted to make sure
everything was okay in here.
268
00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:53,690
People are starting to place bets.
269
00:14:53,790 --> 00:14:55,930
Apparently, you've walked out
on one of these before.
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00:14:56,030 --> 00:14:58,610
I didn't know about that,
but that's cool.
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00:15:00,590 --> 00:15:02,370
- Look, Leo...
- Oh, God.
272
00:15:03,550 --> 00:15:06,650
No. No, we're getting married.
273
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:09,010
Just... the thing is, Will and I
need to take a little walk.
274
00:15:09,110 --> 00:15:12,690
So could you just stall them,
just a little bit ?
275
00:15:12,790 --> 00:15:14,410
Sure, sure, yeah.
276
00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:17,650
Just as long as you remember that you
and I have to take a little walk as well.
277
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:21,770
I'm a little bit nervous
about that track record of yours.
278
00:15:22,910 --> 00:15:24,690
You're gone, aren't you ?
279
00:15:25,230 --> 00:15:27,690
Okay, I guess this would
be as good a time
280
00:15:27,790 --> 00:15:31,330
as any to tell you about
that stripper at my bachelor party.
281
00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:38,810
Grace, what are we doing up here ?
This is ridiculous.
282
00:15:38,910 --> 00:15:40,890
There is no way you're
gonna talk me into this.
283
00:15:40,990 --> 00:15:42,530
Stop.
284
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,170
Now let me talk, okay ?
285
00:15:46,550 --> 00:15:49,050
You know the story you always
tell of when we first met ?
286
00:15:49,150 --> 00:15:51,850
The one that you told at
the reception ? The fondue story ?
287
00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:54,770
I love how you tell it.
It's a wonderful story.
288
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:57,330
Well, I am a natural storyteller.
289
00:15:58,550 --> 00:16:01,610
- Yeah. Too bad it's crap.
- What ?
290
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,970
That was the second time we met.
291
00:16:05,070 --> 00:16:07,610
The first time was right here,
292
00:16:07,710 --> 00:16:09,490
on this roof,
293
00:16:10,030 --> 00:16:12,330
at Nancy Jacob's party.
294
00:16:12,910 --> 00:16:15,330
Nancy Ja...
No, no.
295
00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:19,090
- That was across from a juice bar.
- Paradise Juice.
296
00:16:19,190 --> 00:16:21,290
Right over there,
where that parking lot is.
297
00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:23,610
Oh, typical.
298
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:27,170
They pave Paradise,
and they put up a parking lot.
299
00:16:28,390 --> 00:16:31,250
- You were here ?
- Yup.
300
00:16:31,830 --> 00:16:35,730
I thought you were the cutest
guy I had ever seen.
301
00:16:35,830 --> 00:16:38,650
So I came up to you,
and I asked for a drink.
302
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:43,250
And you were so sweet,
the way you held that funnel for me.
303
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:48,010
And then I stumbled back
to Nancy and I said,
304
00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:52,570
"That's the man I'm going
to spend the rest of my life with".
305
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,210
Well... we say things
when we're young.
306
00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:58,850
I said Human League would
be bigger than the Beatles.
307
00:16:58,950 --> 00:17:01,290
Will, I may be getting married today,
308
00:17:02,190 --> 00:17:04,810
but when I said I was going
to spend the rest of my life with you,
309
00:17:04,910 --> 00:17:06,490
I wasn't wrong.
310
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,410
- Well, except...
- No.
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00:17:08,510 --> 00:17:10,410
I wasn't wrong.
312
00:17:13,310 --> 00:17:16,050
- Now let's jump.
- What ?
313
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:19,210
Let's keep going, Thelma.
314
00:17:30,543 --> 00:17:34,934
You were working as a waitress
in a cocktail bar
315
00:17:35,768 --> 00:17:37,775
when I met you...
316
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:42,376
I picked you out and shook you up
and turned you around,
317
00:17:42,506 --> 00:17:45,875
turned you into someone new...
318
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:53,130
Don't tell Leo
I had the first dance.
319
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:14,370
Anybody lose one of these ?
320
00:18:15,630 --> 00:18:18,210
Hey, a little traveling music, please.
321
00:18:24,990 --> 00:18:26,530
Honey, look at him.
322
00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:31,170
After all these years, Will and Grace
are finally getting married.
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00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:33,450
- Am I crying yet ?
- Still no.
324
00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:35,330
- How about now ?
- No.
325
00:18:35,430 --> 00:18:37,650
- Stick a pin in my arm.
- I am.
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00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:58,930
Here we go.
327
00:18:59,030 --> 00:19:01,530
This may be a bad time
to tell you this, but...
328
00:19:01,630 --> 00:19:03,610
I'm straight.
329
00:19:04,630 --> 00:19:07,810
Don't make me laugh.
I'm being photographed.
330
00:19:21,110 --> 00:19:22,930
Take good care of her.
331
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,450
- Okay ?
- I will.
332
00:19:30,390 --> 00:19:33,370
Today we're here
to celebrate the marriage
333
00:19:33,470 --> 00:19:36,450
of Grace Adler and Marvin Markus.
334
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,290
Leo.
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00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:48,550
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