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("I love Lucy" theme song playing)
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ANNOUNCER: And now, I Love Lucy.
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(applause)
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Hello, hello.
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(screaming)
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Oh!
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It's just a model of my head
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that the studio made for the trick
shots.
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Oh, what a terrible thing to do.
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Don't you ever come home with two
heads again.
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Not-not bad, huh?
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Same eyes, same nose, same lips.
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Can't tell the difference, can you?
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Nope.
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Lucy...
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I'm only kidding.
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You kiss much better.
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Sheesh, what a wonderful souvenir to
take back home
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and I know just what to do with it.
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We'll put it on top of the piano.
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Oh, great.
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No, really, I think it would look
wonder...
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Hey, it'd make a wonderful lamp!
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Lamp?
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Yeah, look.
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Sure, a little longer neck,
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you'd make a wonderful floor lamp.
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I'm going to take a shower.
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I'd better get this out of the way.
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If little Ricky sees this, it'll
scare him to pieces.
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(laughing)
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Gee, if I just had two of these
heads,
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they'd make wonderful bookends.
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Yeah, but don't get any ideas.
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Oh...
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Hey, I forgot to tell you.
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I made a date to go dipsy fishing.
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Dipsy fishing?
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Yeah, you know, in the ocean.
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Oh! Deep-sea fishing.
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I'm leaving tomorrow morning.
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No.
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And don't stick your tongue out at
me.
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Oh, honey, I promise I won't say a
word
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while the fish are biting.
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(shower running)
Oh...
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About this dipsy fishing...
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Now, you know I'm not the kind of
girl that talks...
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(phone ringing)
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Will you excuse me?
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Thank you very much.
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(ringing)
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Hello?
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MAN: Is Ricky Ricardo there?
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Yes, he is, but he's busy right now.
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Could I take a message?
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Yeah. This is Chip Jackson over at
MGM.
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Oh.
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We're having a studio party tomorrow
night
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and we thought Ricky could help
entertain
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in a show we're putting on for the
executives.
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Well, I'm sorry, but he's...
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For the executives?
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Mm-hmm. All the big shots will be
there.
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(shower running)
Well, uh...
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Mr. Ricardo does do an act with Mrs.
Ricardo,
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a great undiscovered talent,
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and, uh, if he could, uh, a-appear
with Mrs. Ricardo,
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I think he would do it.
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He doesn't like to appear without
her.
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She's really very talented.
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Hello, hello?
Are you still there?
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Uh... yes. Uh... eh, eh, is Mrs.
Ricardo really good?
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Is she? I'll say I am-- she am. She
is.
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Uh... well, uh.... well, as long as
we can get Mr. Ricardo.
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Well, now just a moment, and I'll
check with him.
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Ricky?
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Yeah?!
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MGM's on the wire.
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They want to know if you'll appear
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at a studio party tomorrow night.
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Absolutely not!
I'm going fishing!
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He says he'd love to.
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Oh, fine. Meet at Fox Century.
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Oh, they'll be there. Bye.
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Did you tell them?
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Yeah, I told them.
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That's too bad about the studio
party, honey,
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but nobody's gonna keep me from this
fishing trip.
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I don't know why you want to go
fishing anyway.
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You know you're not gonna catch any
fish.
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Why do you say that?
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Well, you know the old saying:
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You can't catch fish in a month that
has an "R" in it.
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That's for oysters.
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Oh.
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What's the matter?
Don't you want me to go?
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Oh, sure, I do.
I-It's just that...
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I'll miss you.
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Oh, now, honey, I'll only be gone a
couple of days.
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All right, all right, go ahead and
go.
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I don't care...
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I don't care if you'd rather go
fishing than be with me.
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Oh, now, honey.
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You love fish better than you do your
own wife.
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Now, that's not true.
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You should have married a barracuda!
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All right, all right.
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If it will make you happy, I'll take
you with me.
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Oh...
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I don't want to go!
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What is this?
You don't want to go.
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You don't want me to go.
What do you want?
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I want you to go
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to the studio party tomorrow night.
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Uh-huh. I knew there was something
cooking
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in that little brain of yours.
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Why are you so interested
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that I go to the studio party
tomorrow night?
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You want the truth?
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That would be refreshing, yes.
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The whole truth?
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That would be even more refreshing.
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I lied.
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That sounds like the truth.
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I told them that you and I would do
an act together.
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Oh, no!
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Oh, now, Ricky, please!
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Oh, no. I'm going fishing.
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But, honey, I already told the
studio.
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Well, then you will have to tell the
studio
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that you made a mistake.
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I will not.
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You will, too. Hi.
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Hi.
Hi.
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I can't do that. Hi.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Why can't you?
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Because that would be lying.
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Well, I don't want to hear one more
word about it.
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Oh, Ricky, now, please!
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Let's get out of here.
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And miss this?
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LUCY: You stay here for the studio
party or you'll be sorry.
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Now, Lucy, don't threaten me. Let go.
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No!
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Let go!
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Oh, Ricky!
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Ouch!
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Well, it serves you right!
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Ricky, talk to me.
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Oh...
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Let's go.
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Where are you going?
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(screaming)
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I knew someday he'd go too far.
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Oh, this is just a model of Ricky's
head
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he brought home from the studio.
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Oh, Lucy, you almost scared me to
death with that thing.
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It looks exactly like Ricky.
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Doesn't it?
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Looks so much like him,
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I'd like to punch it in the nose.
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Hey, that's fun!
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, dipsy fishing, huh?
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Dipsy fishing. Yeah.
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Ricky, after all I've said, you're
still going fishing?
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Oh, no, no, honey. No.
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I'm going golfing.
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Oh, you're impossible.
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No, you're the one who's impossible.
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I happen to be very possible.
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Well, I got to get going.
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Ricky, please?
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Nope.
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Please do the number with me just
this once.
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Absolutely not!
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Oh!
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They're always showing
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the same old movie on this channel.
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Well, so long.
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See you in a couple of days.
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No, wait. Fred, in all the years
you've been married,
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have you ever left Ethel alone to go
fishing?
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Nope.
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You see? He loves his wife.
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He's devoted, considerate.
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And what's more, he gets seasick.
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No, I do not get seasick.
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Hah! He gets queasy if I have too
many waves in my hair.
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Well, I got to get going.
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You think someone would kiss me
good-bye.
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Well, don't look at me.
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See you in a couple of days.
Bye.
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Have a good time, Rick.
Good-bye, Rick.
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Thank you.
Catch us a fish.
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I'll try to get you some.
All right.
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Oh... some husband I've got.
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If my mother wasn't living with us,
I'd go home to her.
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Well, what are you gonna do?
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Call up the studio and tell them you
can't make it?
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No. I can make it.
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I'll tell them Ricky can't make it.
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They won't want you without Ricky.
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Why do you say that?!
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Because it's the truth.
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Well, I know, but why do you say it?
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I got to get an idea.
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Okay, we'll leave you here to think.
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Come on, Fred.
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All right.
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Here, Lucy, two heads are better than
one.
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Oh...
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Lucy?! Lucy?!
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Yeah?
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What did you want to see us about?
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Yeah, I'm eating my lunch.
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LUCY: Oh, I'm sorry, Fred.
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Listen, Ethel, turn on that record of
Ricky's and sit down,
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and I have something very important
to show you.
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What's going on here?
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I don't know.
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(upbeat music playing)
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When we are dancing and you're
dangerously near me
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I get ideas
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I get ideas
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I want to hold you so much closer
than I dare to
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I want to scold you
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'Cause I care more than I care to
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And when you touch me
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And there's a smile in every fac...
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What do you think?
You think it'll work?
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Think what'll work?
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Well, my dance for the studio club.
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Do you think they'll know it's a
dummy?
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Nobody but the audience.
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Aw! Didn't it fool you at all?
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Nope. The dummy's a better dancer
than Ricky.
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Oh, Fred! It fooled me for a couple
of seconds.
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Did it?
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It sure did.
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Then I can fool an audience that
long.
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Now, this is what I want to do.
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I want to dance out on the stage with
Raggedy Ricky here,
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I dance around a little bit
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and then he'll be suddenly taken ill,
see,
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and I'll help him off the stage
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and I'll come back and finish the
number by myself.
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You'll never get away with it.
No.
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Well, I will if you help me.
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Well, so long, Lucy.
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Come on, Fred.
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Now, Ethel!
I want you to help me.
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Not a chance.
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Why not, Ethel?
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What?!
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Good boy, Fred.
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Are you out of your mind?
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Now, look, we're going to give in
eventually--
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we always do-- and if we say no now,
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she'll keep us around here arguing
all afternoon.
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So, why don't we say yes right away
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and then I can go ahead with my
lunch.
267
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Oh, you're absolutely right, Fred!
268
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,568
Now here's what I want to tell you
about.
269
00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:54,353
Oh, you can't hear this.
270
00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:56,355
Now, this is ridiculously simple.
271
00:10:56,772 --> 00:10:57,757
All I...
272
00:11:14,990 --> 00:11:16,859
(knocking at door)
273
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Come on in. Hurry.
274
00:11:26,369 --> 00:11:27,870
Did you have much trouble?
A little.
275
00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:29,872
Well, The guard at the gate wanted to
smell his breath,
276
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but I talked him out of it.
277
00:11:32,174 --> 00:11:33,676
You know, I'm getting fond of this
guy.
278
00:11:34,176 --> 00:11:35,177
Put him right down here.
279
00:11:35,177 --> 00:11:36,679
Okay. Come on, Esteban.
280
00:11:36,679 --> 00:11:38,681
Thank you very, very much.
281
00:11:41,183 --> 00:11:43,185
Oh, that's beautiful!
282
00:11:43,185 --> 00:11:44,186
Where did you get it?
283
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At a costume company.
284
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(band playing fanfare)
285
00:11:46,689 --> 00:11:48,190
The show's starting.
Give me a hand with him.
286
00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:48,691
All right.
287
00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:51,660
(applause)
288
00:11:51,660 --> 00:11:52,661
Thank you.
289
00:11:52,661 --> 00:11:54,663
We're gonna start the show off
tonight
290
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with a wonderful surprise.
291
00:11:56,332 --> 00:12:00,336
You know how proud we are that MGM
will soon be releasing
292
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Samuel Goldwyn's new picture, Guys
and Dolls
293
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to theaters all over the country.
294
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Guys and Dolls stars
295
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:10,346
Marlon Brando, Jean Simmons, Frank
Sinatra and Vivian Blaine.
296
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Well, tonight we're able to give you
297
00:12:12,848 --> 00:12:14,850
a preview of one of the musical
numbers.
298
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On the screen right over there.
299
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,237
(applause)
Thank you.
300
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,459
Now here we go. Open the door.
301
00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:25,377
Good luck.
302
00:12:25,377 --> 00:12:26,378
(muttering)
303
00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:27,880
Gee, I hope this works.
304
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,882
Every producer on the lot is gonna be
out there tonight.
305
00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:30,766
You... you'll kill 'em.
306
00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:32,768
Let's go stand in the wing.
307
00:12:32,768 --> 00:12:35,521
(band playing fanfare)
308
00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:37,139
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
309
00:12:37,139 --> 00:12:40,443
one of our newest stars here at MGM--
Ricky Ricardo
310
00:12:40,943 --> 00:12:43,946
in a special number with his partner,
Mrs. Ricardo.
311
00:12:43,946 --> 00:12:45,948
(audience applauding)
312
00:12:45,948 --> 00:12:54,457
(band playing "I Get Ideas")
313
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,733
I'm so sorry, ladies and gentlemen,
314
00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,735
but something seems to be the matter
with Mr. Ricardo.
315
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:25,237
Oh, it's nothing serious.
Don't be alarmed.
316
00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:27,239
In the tradition of our business,
though,
317
00:13:27,239 --> 00:13:28,240
the show must go on.
318
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,241
So, if you'll excuse me, I'll be
right back.
319
00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:31,243
Mrs. Ricardo, if your husband is ill
320
00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:32,545
we can cancel the whole thing.
321
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,330
Oh, no, no, the show must go on.
322
00:13:34,830 --> 00:13:35,331
Yes, but Mrs. Ricardo...
323
00:13:35,831 --> 00:13:37,333
The show must go on!
324
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,054
(whispering)
325
00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:43,055
Hold still.
326
00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:44,557
Get the arm off.
327
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,559
Straighten my mantilla out in the
back.
328
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,060
Straighten it way out.
329
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,061
Are you ready?
330
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:50,062
I got it.
331
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:51,397
Okay, here I go.
332
00:13:51,814 --> 00:13:55,150
Ladies and gentlemen, Mrs. Ricky
Ricardo.
333
00:13:55,150 --> 00:13:56,936
(applause)
Wait! Wait.
334
00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:58,854
When we are dancing
335
00:13:58,854 --> 00:14:01,190
And you're dangerously near me
336
00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:03,609
I get ideas
337
00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:05,411
I get ideas
338
00:14:05,694 --> 00:14:11,951
I want to hold you so much closer
than I dare to...
339
00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:14,036
What a trooper.
340
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,958
I want to scold you
341
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:22,461
But I care more than I care to
342
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:24,463
And when you touch me
343
00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:27,766
And when there's fire in every finger
344
00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:30,019
I get ideas
345
00:14:30,019 --> 00:14:32,388
I get ideas
346
00:14:32,388 --> 00:14:35,024
And after we have kissed good night
347
00:14:35,524 --> 00:14:37,643
And still you linger...
348
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:42,114
I kinda think you get ideas, too
349
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,784
(off-key): Your eyes...
350
00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:51,574
Your, your, your, your, your, your,
your...
351
00:14:51,574 --> 00:14:54,376
eyes are always saying
352
00:14:54,376 --> 00:14:57,246
The things I hope they're saying
353
00:14:57,246 --> 00:15:00,716
I only hope they're saying
354
00:15:00,716 --> 00:15:03,502
That you would love me, too
355
00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:08,641
'Cause that's the whole idea, it's
true
356
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:12,144
The lovely idea
357
00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:20,152
That I've fallen in love with you.
358
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,023
(song ends, but musical refrain
continues)
359
00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:26,525
(applause)
360
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:36,502
(music and applause continuing)
361
00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:47,463
Oh, Fred, what are we gonna tell
Ricky?
362
00:15:47,963 --> 00:15:49,848
Well, I maintain that honesty is the
best policy.
363
00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:53,185
I know, but what are we gonna tell
Ricky?
364
00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:54,553
Hi, everybody.
365
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,055
Hi, Rick.
Hi, Rick.
366
00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:57,439
Where's Lucy?
367
00:15:57,439 --> 00:16:00,192
Uh, did you catch a lot of fish?
368
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:01,560
No, it was too shoppy.
369
00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:03,562
You know, when it's that shoppy,
370
00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:05,114
there's not much fish.
371
00:16:05,114 --> 00:16:05,981
Where's Lucy?
372
00:16:05,981 --> 00:16:07,816
Uh, "shoppy," huh?
373
00:16:07,816 --> 00:16:10,819
Oh, yeah, I'm telling you, all the
way to Catalina,
374
00:16:10,819 --> 00:16:15,324
the boat just roll and roll and roll
and roll
375
00:16:15,324 --> 00:16:18,210
and then it pitch forward and goes
back
376
00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,162
and it roll and it roll.
377
00:16:20,663 --> 00:16:22,164
I'm telling you, it was terrible.
378
00:16:22,164 --> 00:16:23,165
All the way through.
379
00:16:23,165 --> 00:16:26,468
Hey, Rick, get me off this boat.
380
00:16:26,468 --> 00:16:28,837
(laughing): I'm sorry, Fred.
381
00:16:28,837 --> 00:16:29,338
Where's Lucy?
382
00:16:29,338 --> 00:16:30,172
Did she go out?
383
00:16:30,172 --> 00:16:33,058
Oh, uh, she, uh...
384
00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:36,011
Ethel, where's Lucy?
385
00:16:36,011 --> 00:16:38,063
Ricky, Lucy's got a job.
386
00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:39,014
What?!
387
00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:40,983
She went to that studio party last
night.
388
00:16:40,983 --> 00:16:43,352
Oh, you two were a sensation.
389
00:16:43,352 --> 00:16:44,520
Who two?
390
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,021
You and Lucy.
391
00:16:46,021 --> 00:16:47,523
What are you talking about?
392
00:16:47,523 --> 00:16:49,441
Wait a minute. I'll show you.
393
00:16:50,192 --> 00:16:51,910
What is she babbling about?
394
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:56,248
(singing melody to "I Get Ideas")
395
00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:00,619
Oh... no.
396
00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:02,421
How could she have gotten away with
it?
397
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:04,256
She didn't, but it was such a mess,
398
00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:05,758
they thought it was a comedy act
399
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:08,260
and they offered her a year's
contract!
400
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:10,763
That's where she is now, over there
talking over terms.
401
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:11,764
I can't believe it.
402
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:14,266
Oh, Ricky, you can't let her sign
that contract.
403
00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:15,768
She'd have to stay out here a whole
year.
404
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,269
She can't do that.
405
00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:19,021
But you can stop her, can't you,
Rick?
406
00:17:19,021 --> 00:17:20,806
'Course I stop her. Huh!
407
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:22,808
I'll just tell her, "You just can't
take this contract.
408
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,310
What do you think, you're gonna..."
409
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:26,311
Wait a minute.
410
00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:27,312
I can't stop her.
411
00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:29,114
If I do, she'll throw it in my face
412
00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:30,482
for the rest of my life.
413
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:31,900
He's right.
414
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:32,901
But you'd better think up something
fast.
415
00:17:32,901 --> 00:17:33,786
She'll be home any minute.
416
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,789
Well, let's see...
417
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,291
I tell you what.
418
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,293
We'll use physiocology.
419
00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:43,212
What?!
420
00:17:43,212 --> 00:17:45,214
Physiocology.
421
00:17:45,214 --> 00:17:47,216
You know, when you want somebody to
do something,
422
00:17:47,216 --> 00:17:49,218
you make them think you want them to
do something else.
423
00:17:49,218 --> 00:17:49,501
Physicology.
424
00:17:49,885 --> 00:17:51,170
Physicology?
425
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:53,972
Yes, honey, you know, what a
physichiatrist use.
426
00:17:55,090 --> 00:17:56,508
That's a head doctor.
427
00:17:56,508 --> 00:17:58,510
Oh, psychology.
428
00:17:58,510 --> 00:17:59,511
FRED: Oh.
429
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,013
All right, have it your own way.
430
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,014
Look, here's what we're gonna do.
431
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:03,515
When she comes in...
432
00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:05,017
LUCY: I get ideas, I get ideas...
433
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,318
Follow my lead.
434
00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:10,322
Ethel, I'm gonna sign the contract
tomorrow.
435
00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:11,323
Oh, hi, honey.
436
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:12,191
Hi, there.
437
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:13,692
Did you hear the news?
438
00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:15,027
Yes, yes.
439
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:17,329
The Mertzes told me all about it.
440
00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:18,113
Oh.
441
00:18:18,113 --> 00:18:19,865
And I think it's wonderful.
442
00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:21,200
You do?
443
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,201
Yes, I certainly do.
444
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:24,536
I was afraid you'd be angry with me.
445
00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:28,457
Angry? Well, honey, why should I be
angry?
446
00:18:28,457 --> 00:18:30,959
Just because you took a dummy over to
the studio
447
00:18:30,959 --> 00:18:32,461
and made him pass as your husband?
448
00:18:32,461 --> 00:18:33,962
(chuckling): Why, honey...
449
00:18:33,962 --> 00:18:35,964
that is exactly what any...
450
00:18:35,964 --> 00:18:39,468
any normal, red-blooded, American
girl would have done.
451
00:18:39,468 --> 00:18:43,305
Oh, boy, you must have caught a lot
of fish.
452
00:18:43,305 --> 00:18:45,274
No, no, no, I'm sincerely glad.
453
00:18:45,274 --> 00:18:46,775
This is what you've always wanted to
do
454
00:18:46,775 --> 00:18:48,060
and now you've done it.
455
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,978
Gee, you're really glad, huh?
456
00:18:49,978 --> 00:18:50,979
Yeah.
457
00:18:50,979 --> 00:18:53,031
Oh, Lucy, this is so exciting.
458
00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:56,869
Oh, boy, I can hardly wait till I get
my first big picture.
459
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:59,238
Yeah, well, you'll have to be sure
and write to us
460
00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:00,239
and tell us all about it.
461
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:01,073
Oh, don't worry...
462
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,491
What do you mean, write?
463
00:19:02,491 --> 00:19:04,493
Well, honey, Little Ricky and me
464
00:19:04,493 --> 00:19:06,495
and the Mertzes are gonna be back in
New York
465
00:19:06,495 --> 00:19:07,496
and you'll be out here...
466
00:19:07,996 --> 00:19:09,882
Oh, no, no, you're all gonna be out
here with me.
467
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,383
Oh, I'm sorry, I can't do that.
468
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:12,885
I have a contract at the Tropicana.
469
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,219
I open there in a couple of weeks.
470
00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:16,138
Oh, we've left our apartment house
471
00:19:16,138 --> 00:19:17,639
much too long already.
472
00:19:17,639 --> 00:19:19,641
Yeah, after all, we're still the
landlords.
473
00:19:19,641 --> 00:19:21,844
Well, gee, I know, but...
474
00:19:21,844 --> 00:19:22,845
Now, honey, you cannot let
475
00:19:22,845 --> 00:19:25,347
your family and your best friends
476
00:19:25,347 --> 00:19:27,349
interfere with your professional
career.
477
00:19:27,349 --> 00:19:28,851
Well, I know, but...
478
00:19:28,851 --> 00:19:30,352
And, besides, it's not like
479
00:19:30,352 --> 00:19:32,354
we were gonna be millions of miles
away.
480
00:19:32,354 --> 00:19:35,107
You can come and visit us every
Christmas.
481
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:39,111
And you can call us as often as you
like.
482
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,580
That's right. And don't you worry
about Little Ricky.
483
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,583
I'll show him your picture every
night,
484
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,585
so he won't forget his mommy.
485
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,587
Oh, no, no! I gotta have Little Ricky
486
00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:50,088
and all of you out here.
487
00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:52,090
Now, look, Ricky, you can book your
band out here someplace,
488
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:54,092
you know that, and if it's a matter
of money,
489
00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:55,594
I'll be making a large salary.
490
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:56,962
I'll, I'll pay all your expenses.
491
00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:59,932
Oh, thanks, honey, but I'm afraid
not.
492
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,434
Well, now, wait a minute, Ethel.
493
00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:04,937
I'm sorry, I-I'm afraid we can't.
494
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,555
No, no, we really have to go,
495
00:20:06,555 --> 00:20:09,808
but that doesn't mean that you have
to, you know.
496
00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:11,693
Honey, what's the matter?
497
00:20:11,693 --> 00:20:13,195
You look sad.
498
00:20:13,695 --> 00:20:14,696
We're happy for you.
499
00:20:14,696 --> 00:20:15,697
FRED: Yeah.
500
00:20:15,697 --> 00:20:17,199
This is what you've always wanted:
501
00:20:17,199 --> 00:20:18,700
a career in show business.
502
00:20:19,201 --> 00:20:20,702
We're really happy for you.
503
00:20:20,702 --> 00:20:22,571
Aren't you happy?
504
00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:25,657
Yeah.
505
00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:27,659
Yeah, I'm happy.
506
00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:30,662
I'm very happy...
507
00:20:30,662 --> 00:20:32,164
I guess.
508
00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:44,676
RICKY: You can't let your family and
best friends
509
00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:46,845
interfere with your career.
510
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:53,986
ETHEL: You can call us as often as
you like.
511
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:56,238
RICKY: We'll show the baby your
picture,
512
00:20:56,238 --> 00:20:58,991
so he'll know who his mommy is.
513
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:02,828
LUCY: I'm sorry, sir, but I've
decided to go home
514
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:04,029
and be with my family.
515
00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:06,531
MAN: You're making a big mistake, my
dear.
516
00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:08,033
We have great plans for you.
517
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:10,752
We're certain that you'll be a big
star.
518
00:21:10,752 --> 00:21:13,255
Big star.
519
00:21:13,255 --> 00:21:15,507
Big star.
520
00:21:15,507 --> 00:21:17,876
Big star.
521
00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:21,380
LUCY: Oh, yes, yes, I'm Lucy Ricardo.
522
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,849
My autograph? Of course.
523
00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:26,351
I don't mind.
524
00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:29,604
When people stop asking, that's when
I'll mind.
525
00:21:29,604 --> 00:21:32,724
Oh, you're welcome, my dear.
526
00:21:32,724 --> 00:21:36,228
What's that? Another Oscar?
527
00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:38,230
I'll have to oblige to this.
528
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,731
This is the sixth one.
529
00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:41,199
Uh, the twelfth one.
530
00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:42,200
A call for me?
531
00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:44,569
I'll take it right here on the set.
532
00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:49,074
Hello? Oh, hello, Little Ricky,
honey.
533
00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:51,576
Well, Mommy misses you, too.
534
00:21:51,576 --> 00:21:54,079
Oh, don't cry, sweetie.
535
00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:57,582
Mommy will be home for a whole day at
Christmas.
536
00:21:57,582 --> 00:22:00,085
(Little Ricky crying)
537
00:22:00,085 --> 00:22:02,087
Oh, don't cry, little Ricky, honey.
538
00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:05,424
Don't cry, baby, don't cry.
539
00:22:05,424 --> 00:22:07,009
Oh, Little Ricky!
540
00:22:07,009 --> 00:22:09,511
Baby, Mommy's coming, Mommy's coming!
541
00:22:10,012 --> 00:22:10,896
I'm sorry, baby.
542
00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:17,069
It's all your fault.
543
00:22:29,614 --> 00:22:30,615
It's all your...
544
00:22:30,615 --> 00:22:35,454
(screaming)
545
00:22:35,454 --> 00:22:37,339
(screaming)
546
00:22:37,339 --> 00:22:39,341
(crying)
547
00:22:39,341 --> 00:22:42,844
Honey, I'm sorry.
548
00:22:42,844 --> 00:22:44,846
Ricky, I don't want to stay out here.
549
00:22:44,846 --> 00:22:47,849
I want to be with you and the baby
and the Mertzes.
550
00:22:47,849 --> 00:22:48,850
That's my baby.
551
00:22:49,351 --> 00:22:51,853
I don't want to stay out here.
552
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:06,902
("I Love Lucy" theme song playing)
553
00:23:20,916 --> 00:23:22,918
ANNOUNCER: The emcee was played by
Lee Millar,
554
00:23:22,918 --> 00:23:25,420
theremin effects by Dr. Samuel
Hoffman.
555
00:23:25,420 --> 00:23:27,923
I Love Lucy is a Desilu Production.
556
00:23:27,923 --> 00:23:29,925
Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz
557
00:23:29,925 --> 00:23:32,427
will be back next week at this same
time.
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