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Hayashi-kun started using a dating app.
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He got a match with a beautiful woman and during their exchange...
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How about we meet up?
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I'm sorry, but I'm really busy this month...
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However, the truth about that beautiful woman is...
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I'm a guy.
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A GUY!?
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Now, what will you do, Hayashi-kun?
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Raise de wa Chanto Shimasu
[I'll be more serious in my next life.]
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Translation: HPriest @ d-addicts
Twitter: @hpriestsubs
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Hayashi-kun's lover?
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I'm a guy.
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But we can still meet if you like.
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Of course you don't want to meet...
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What's wrong with him?
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It's not love.
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What are your plans for today?
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I think I'll ask out D-kun today.
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Well, it's a guy all right.
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We could be friends, I guess.
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Are you free this Sunday?
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Sorry to keep you waiting.
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Pr... Pretty...
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You mentioned that you like meat, right?
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I do...
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Are you not hungry today?
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I...
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Sorry, I just don't feel so well.
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You said that you like me, but...
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Could it be that you confused desire with love?
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It's gotten awkward ever since I told you that I'm a guy.
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I guess that's a problem for you.
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Well, that's...
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Please forgive me.
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But I like you.
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Even if you can't love boys,
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that doesn't change my feelings for you.
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This kid just opened his heart to me.
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And yet I...
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What should I do!?
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He sure does look like a girl on closer examination, though.
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You finally looked at me.
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I'd love to see your place.
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Bad idea?
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It's okay, right?
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Pardon my intrusion.
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Sorry about the mess.
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It feels like a guy's place. I like it.
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Sorry, I wasn't expecting any guests.
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Shall I make us some tea?
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It's okay, I'm not thirsty.
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I'm out of tea, actually.
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Some snacks? I only have protein bars, though.
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I don't need anything.
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Right. Of course.
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Please, have a seat.
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Masa-san...
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Shall I give you a blow job?
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You got a BJ from a guy?
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What was it like?
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Well...
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Shall I give you a blow job?
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No, no! Hold on! Hold on!
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- Don't!
- Open your pants!
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You clearly have a hard-on.
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- But I'm not into...
- Relax.
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A woman's mouth ain't no different.
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Hey! Wait!
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Relax.
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Hold on!
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Guys!
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Hayashi, he...!
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But way to go, man.
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A BJ on your first date.
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Well, things happened...
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How did you manage that?
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Well, things happened...
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More importantly, is Nagi-chan equipped or not?
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With what?
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A dick, of course!
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The hell I know!
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So you didn't give him one?
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Give what?
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A blow job!
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Not just being on the receiving end, you know.
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Hell no!
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What a waste.
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I mean, since it's two guys,
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you should do things you can't do with a woman.
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You again...
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So, how was it?
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Your very first blow job?
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It was the best feeling in my life.
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Guys!
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Hayashi, he...!
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Wanna meet again next week?
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All right...
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That was easy.
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You see, Kuriyama Nagi's hobby is to make straight men fall in love with him.
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C-kun, your stamina and sex drive is amazing.
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I do like sex, yes.
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But maybe it's because of that.
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Me trying to use girls to cure the loneliness I had as a child.
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The heck?
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Male and female sluts.
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There are three types of male sluts.
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I wanna go another round.
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The lewd type.
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He wants to do it over and over again.
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Yes, more.
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Stop it.
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Yes, more.
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I said stop.
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Yes, more.
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This is already the fifth round.
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Although the sex itself is good...
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That was great.
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Here.
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The follow-up service is sloppy.
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Continuing with type number two.
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Momoe-chan.
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You seem a bit tired today.
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Work was a bit stressful.
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I know you're working hard.
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B-kun...
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I'm here for you.
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The type who likes to use kindness to make women depend on them.
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Come.
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B-kun...
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I love you.
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You should save that
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for someone you actually love.
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They're quite vicious for keeping you at a distance once you fall for them.
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And the last type.
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Coming in.
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The type who gets excited about the idea of doing it.
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Say, Please fuck me.
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No, that's a bit...
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Come on...
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Say it so that the neighbors can hear it.
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No, I can't.
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You want it, don't you?
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I do.
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You mean, Please fuck me, right!?
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Please fuck me!
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What's wrong?
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I have a date with my girlfriend, so get out.
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Once you're done, they become cold.
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Go on, get dressed.
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Got it?
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That was the female slut Momoe-chan with her male slut problems.
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On the other hand...
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Studio Delta's resident male slut...
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Tell me, Matsuda-kun.
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Is it because you hate me that you don't make me your girlfriend?
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I love you.
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Nothing but lies! Be honest with me!
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It's not that I hate you...
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But I don't love you enough to make you my girlfriend.
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What a pain.
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No matter if I lie or say the truth, she ends up crying either way.
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Hey.
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Maybe we shouldn't see each other anymore.
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How can you say that?
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You know how much I love you!
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There's no way I can break up with you!
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At this point, there's only one solution.
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Ako-chan.
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Are you crying?
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Because of you.
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Geez.
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Not feeling it?
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I'm not saying no, but...
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There are three types of female sluts who spread their legs without thinking.
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The type who wants to be seduced and desired.
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Hey.
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I...
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...love you, Ako-chan.
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Otherwise we wouldn't be doing this.
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I'm happy.
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This alone makes me happy.
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They're all about satisfying their need for approval,
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so they're not really into the sex itself.
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Continuing with the second type.
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I better go now to catch the last train.
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The type who can't say no when you come on strong.
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Why not stay the night?
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I can't.
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That's why you came in the first place, right?
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I can't. I have a boyfriend.
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I don't care.
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I can't.
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We can't!
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Come on. I have to go.
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We can't. No. Stop. We can't...
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By the way, there are two patterns,
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one who eventually drowns in self-loathing and one who naively falls in love, so be careful.
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Say...
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Where do you see our relationship going?
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She's the latter, huh?
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And for the last type...
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The type that genuinely loves sex.
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That was great.
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And of course the most troublesome of them all has to call again today.
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Hey, your phone is ringing.
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A woman?
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My mother.
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She's calling you at this hour?
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Shouldn't you take it? It might be a family emergency.
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It's fine. That's normal for her.
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It is?
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She's emotionally unstable
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and always comes to me for help when there's a problem.
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Sounds kinda clingy.
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You girls are no different, though.
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There are also days when I don't have sex and stay the night at the office.
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Sorry, I forgot to lock the door.
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I.. I'm sorry. It's totally my fault.
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I don't know if it's because of my bugged sense of chastity over the years,
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but I've become less and less bothered about other people seeing me naked.
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In fact, it's actually gratifying to be acknowledged for my good figure.
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Maybe it's because I got this body through hard work.
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I used to be quite different in the past.
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Matsuda-kun.
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I'm done now.
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I'm sorry you had to see that.
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No, I'm the one who should be sorry.
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Matsuda-kun is a surprisingly conscientious person.
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Maybe he's a lot like me?
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Which reminds me! I was looking for an external hard drive.
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Do we have one I can use?
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There should be a spare one in the basement storeroom, I think.
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Here it is.
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This should do the trick.
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Thanks.
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I didn't bring my card. Did you?
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I didn't.
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For real?
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What do we do?
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Ume-chan should be here soon. I'll try and call her.
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I'll try and call Hayashi.
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No signal down here...
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We're trapped!
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The two sluts, Momoe-chan and Matsuda-kun, trapped in a locked room together...
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Help!
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Anyone?
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Anyone out there?
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What will happen to the two of them?
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Translation: HPriest @ d-addicts
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