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Previously, on
"Young Sheldon"...
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Arrested?
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Well, they're probably
gonna have to pay some fine,
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and-and they're gonna need cash.
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What the hell?
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What are you doing here?
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I'm saving you.
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Well, damn.
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Look, you're just a kid, okay?
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You don't understand
what's going on here.
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I know my mom lost her job
and got kicked out of the church
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because you won't
marry my brother.
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Where you going?
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To dance.
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I didn't think
you Baptists did that.
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We don't drink, neither. Ooh.
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- The kids asleep?
- Yup.
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You want to... fool around?
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Are you messing with me?
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I'm hoping to.
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Well, hot diggity dog.
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Hey.
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Oh, thanks for coming.
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Sounded important.
What's going on?
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- Walk with me.
- Okay.
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You know that money I owe you?
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Oh, you got it?
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Yes and no.
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Uh, well, which is it?
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Yes, I got it,
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no, I'm not giving it to you.
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I want to give you
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a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.
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Well, I'd prefer my money.
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Do you see
any unoccupied machines here?
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No.Exactly.
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We are at capacity.
It's time to expand.
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Where?
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The video store
right behind that wall
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just lost its lease.
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Aw, heck. I was gonna
pick up the new John Candy.
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Well, as my partner
in this enterprise,
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you can get that new
John Candy for free.
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So you're gonna
buy a video store?
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Video store in the front,
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video poker in the back.
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Where are you getting
the poker machine?
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- Biloxi, Mississippi.
- Oh. You didn't learn a lesson
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- when you got arrested at the border?
- Yes.
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I learned not
to smuggle contraband
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with my idiot grandson.
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But there's nothing illegal
about buying poker machines.
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Till you plug 'em in.
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Well, sure.
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Come on.
What do you say?
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You and me, a panel truck,
Biloxi or bust?
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So I'm gonna be your partner
in an illegal gambling room?
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Hidden by a legal
video store.
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Connie. Gee...
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Come on. You said
you want to drive around
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in an RV, see the country.
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This is that, but exciting.
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We could go to jail.
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That's the exciting part.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
*YOUNG SHELDON*
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Season 06 Episode 05
Aired on: October 02, 2022.
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Episode Title: "A Resident Advisor
and the Word 'Sketchy'"
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Hello, Mom.
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It's your son, Sheldon.
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- Hello, my son, Sheldon.
- I have an 8:00 a.m.
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class tomorrow,
and I was wondering
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- if I could spend the night in my dorm.
- That's fine.
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Now before you answer,
hear me out.
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I have a list of reasons
why this is a good idea.
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- Number one...
- Sheldon,
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I know that you're safe there.
It's fine.
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That's reason number four.
Please don't skip ahead.
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Honey,
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I trust you. Just go to bed
at a reasonable hour
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and call if you need anything.
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Otherwise,
I'll see you tomorrow.
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Okay. Number one: I'm not...
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Goodbye, Sheldon.
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Who hangs up on a list?
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What's his problem now?
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Nothing. He wants to spend
the night at the dorm
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so he can get
to an early class.
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Really? And you said okay?
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He is old enough
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to have an
overnighter, and...
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it might be nice for us
to have a little alone time.
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Ooh.
What about Missy?
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She's having dinner
with a friend.
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So, the house to ourselves.
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I like it.
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Hold on.
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- Hello?
- Number two...
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I have my own bathroom.
Number...
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Boy, that's a lot
of plates.
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What do you want, Georgie?
I just talked to Meemaw.
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She says she's gonna be out
of town for a couple days.
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Yup, she told me.
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Patty melt.
Good choice.
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Okay. Enjoy.
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I'm just worried about you
being all by yourself
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in that big house. I'll be fine.
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What if there's a tornado?
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Did Meemaw ever show you
where her hidey hole is?
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- Georgie, I'm really busy right now.
- Sorry.
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I'll swing by Meemaw's later,
maybe bring some takeout.
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Don't bother. They send me home
with plenty of food.
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Great. Score me
a patty melt, would you?
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- I won't.
- I'm gonna go now.
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What are you doing? Kissing our baby.
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You want one, too?
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No.
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Bye-bye.
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I'm home.
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Anybody here?
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Missy? Yeah.
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You're home early.
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It's 7:00.
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Is it?
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Are you sleeping?
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Yeah.
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Where's Dad?
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I'm here.
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Ugh.
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We were both just real tired.
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Please stop talking.
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Rock music playing
outside room...
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What on earth is going on?
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Aah!
No skateboarding in the hallway.
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Aah!
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This childishness cannot
be allowed to continue.
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Hello. I need to tattle.
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What?
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Is your room on fire?
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No.
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But I see smoke.
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Okay.
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You need to know
there's people skateboarding
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and playing loud music
in the hallways.
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What do you want me
to do about it?
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You're the resident advisor.
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It's your job
to enforce the rules.
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I'll get right on it.
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Thank you.
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The system works.
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Ugh.
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Oh, I'm gonna be
so cranky tomorrow.
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So, how'd you hear
about these poker machines?
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I know a guy.
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What kind of guy?
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A guy who knows a guy.
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Well, what do you know
about that guy?
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He owned a riverboat casino.
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He owned?
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He might be dead.
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Dead?
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He might not be.
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They never found the body.
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Oh, my God.
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- Exciting, huh?
- No.
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- It's upsetting.
- Oh, now, come on.
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You've been in the sporting
goods business long enough.
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Haven't you ever sold
a bunch of shoulder pads
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that fell off
the back of a truck?
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Absolutely not.
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I buy 'em from a reputable
company named Tuffy.
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Boring.
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I smell your shampoo.
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Aw, damn it.
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How long have you been
sitting out there?
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All night. And why?
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Are you familiar with Arkham
Asylum from the Batman comics?
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No.Well, it's a madhouse,
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as is my dormitory
after the sun goes down.
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Sheldon, I am the president
of this university.
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I don't handle noise complaints.
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That's why
there's a resident advisor.
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Oh, I went to him. And?
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You saw me sleeping
on the bench like a hobo.
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- What do you think?
- Can't you just...
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I don't know...
chalk this up as
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part of the college experience?
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Yeah, the clown college
experience.
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I'm sorry. I'm cranky.
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I've compiled a
list of reasons
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why I should be appointed
the dormitory R.A.
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Number one... Fine. You're the R.A.
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Okay. "Number one:
I love rules...
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"Creating them,
following them,
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and most fun of all,
enforcing them."
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You're the R.A., Sheldon.
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Excellent.
"Number two... punishment
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for rule infractions must be
both fair and merciless."
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- Hmm.
- Ooh. Eggs and pancakes.
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That's what a lumberjack gets
for chopping all that wood.
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I'll be Paul Bunyan,
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you can be my babe, the blue fox.
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George.
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Ugh. Still?
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Morning, honey.
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What is happening
with you two?
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What do you mean?
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Is one of you dying?
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No one's dying.
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Sometimes, married people kiss.
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On TV maybe, not here.
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Well, young lady, how do you
think you came into this world?
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Okay, you're freaking me out.
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Here you go,
as advertised.
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All right.
Those look good.
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Wait. Hold on.
How do we know they work?
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What kind of operation
you think I'm running here?
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Well, I don't know. The word
"sketchy" comes to mind.
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Be cool.
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Uh, you mind
if we plug a couple in?
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Mind if you show me the money?
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Sure. Turn around.
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Why?
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You want the money or not?
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Okay, go ahead.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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20 grand.
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Light 'em up.
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That's the sexiest thing
I've ever seen in my life.
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Really?
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Well, I just took my pants off.
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Attention, residents of Bower Hall.
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My name is Sheldon Cooper,
and I'm your new R.A.
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The age of chaos is over.
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I repeat, the age
of chaos is over.
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Please take a moment
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to familiarize yourself
with the dormitory rules
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posted on the bulletin board.
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Ignorance of these rules is no
excuse, and violators will be...
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New rule. Unauthorized use
of my bullhorn is forbidden.
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- I repeat. Unauthorized...
- Shut up.
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Anybody home?
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Oh, good. You're here.
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Hey.
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Check it out. I got this video
about childbirth.
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I thought
we could watch it tonight.
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That sounds awful.
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Well, it does say
"contains graphic images"
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right there on the box.
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Maybe some other time, Georgie.
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No worries. I also picked up
Look Who's Talking,
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which is just about a baby
who says stuff.
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If you're trying to make this,
like, a date night
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or something,
it's not happening.
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Oh, who said anything
about a date?
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It's just us having dinner
and watching a movie.
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Last time we did that
I wound up pregnant.
262
00:10:21,086 --> 00:10:23,305
Mm, that was a good date.
263
00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:25,720
Well, that's not
happening tonight.
264
00:10:25,805 --> 00:10:27,274
I get it. Nothing romantic.
265
00:10:27,359 --> 00:10:29,666
Just two future parents watching
the miracle of childbirth
266
00:10:29,934 --> 00:10:33,242
or a movie that got two
thumbs up from Siskel and Ebert.
267
00:10:33,584 --> 00:10:35,020
And not only that.
268
00:10:35,105 --> 00:10:36,629
Then someone
defaced my rule sheet
269
00:10:36,714 --> 00:10:38,194
with a drawing of testicles.
270
00:10:40,345 --> 00:10:41,657
Well, that is so immature.
271
00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:44,407
I agree. Simply naming me
dorm R.A. isn't enough
272
00:10:44,492 --> 00:10:45,657
to command respect.
273
00:10:45,742 --> 00:10:47,439
I need a physical symbol
of my authority,
274
00:10:47,524 --> 00:10:48,873
like the way a king
had a scepter.
275
00:10:49,478 --> 00:10:51,219
So, you want a scepter?
276
00:10:51,421 --> 00:10:52,705
No, that could be used
against me.
277
00:10:52,789 --> 00:10:53,964
Ooh, how about a badge?
278
00:10:54,049 --> 00:10:55,626
I'd be like a Texas Ranger
279
00:10:55,711 --> 00:10:57,278
who patrols the halls
of a dormitory.
280
00:10:57,363 --> 00:11:00,192
Well, these all just
such terrific ideas but,
281
00:11:00,277 --> 00:11:03,509
um, how about an official letter
from my desk
282
00:11:03,594 --> 00:11:06,858
with a handwritten note
attesting to your position?
283
00:11:07,050 --> 00:11:11,142
All right.
"To the students of Bower Hall."
284
00:11:11,227 --> 00:11:12,576
That's your handwriting?
285
00:11:13,884 --> 00:11:15,352
"This document
286
00:11:15,437 --> 00:11:19,501
"bestows on Sheldon Cooper
all the powers
287
00:11:19,586 --> 00:11:21,993
and privileges
of resident advisor."
288
00:11:22,078 --> 00:11:23,384
"Bestows." I like it.
289
00:11:26,234 --> 00:11:28,323
Sloppy, but I like it.
290
00:11:29,444 --> 00:11:31,316
♪ I can see a new horizon ♪
291
00:11:31,478 --> 00:11:32,454
♪ Realize ♪
292
00:11:32,539 --> 00:11:34,192
♪ That will keep me realizin' ♪
293
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:37,193
♪ You're the biggest part
of me... ♪
294
00:11:37,514 --> 00:11:38,819
Nope.
295
00:11:38,904 --> 00:11:41,493
♪ Need your lovin'
here beside... ♪
296
00:11:41,793 --> 00:11:43,063
Well, I got to tell you,
297
00:11:43,148 --> 00:11:45,585
- that was pretty exciting.
- Mm. I told you.
298
00:11:45,708 --> 00:11:47,666
For a while there,
I felt like Bonnie and Clyde,
299
00:11:47,751 --> 00:11:49,622
without all the murder
and mayhem.
300
00:11:49,791 --> 00:11:52,272
Well, the night's still young.
301
00:11:53,821 --> 00:11:57,609
So at the risk of sounding
more like Bonnie than Clyde, uh,
302
00:11:57,694 --> 00:11:59,957
where do we stand
in our relationship?
303
00:12:00,478 --> 00:12:02,665
You're the one
who broke up with me.
304
00:12:02,757 --> 00:12:05,782
Oh, maybe
I've rethought the situation.
305
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,585
So you were wrong.
306
00:12:08,426 --> 00:12:11,485
I don't believe
there's any right or wrong here.
307
00:12:11,570 --> 00:12:14,486
Say it. Say you were wrong.
308
00:12:15,348 --> 00:12:17,095
I do regret it.
309
00:12:17,180 --> 00:12:20,061
Because... you were...
310
00:12:20,146 --> 00:12:21,757
wrong.
311
00:12:22,891 --> 00:12:23,936
Yes.
312
00:12:24,919 --> 00:12:27,510
So what do you say... you want
to give it another chance?
313
00:12:27,595 --> 00:12:28,814
Hang on.
314
00:12:28,907 --> 00:12:30,147
Just give me a straight answer.
315
00:12:30,232 --> 00:12:32,060
I'm a big boy.
I can take it.
316
00:12:32,338 --> 00:12:33,818
I think we're being followed.
317
00:12:33,903 --> 00:12:35,557
What?
318
00:12:35,642 --> 00:12:36,904
No.
319
00:12:37,445 --> 00:12:38,767
The pickup truck?
320
00:12:38,852 --> 00:12:40,368
The orange Pinto.
321
00:12:40,656 --> 00:12:42,135
I saw it when
we gassed up.
322
00:12:42,274 --> 00:12:43,710
It's been two cars back
ever since.
323
00:12:43,795 --> 00:12:46,145
I'm gonna speed up
and see what happens.
324
00:12:48,187 --> 00:12:49,580
We're being followed.
325
00:12:49,754 --> 00:12:50,929
Are you still excited?
326
00:12:51,014 --> 00:12:52,407
No, I'm upset.
327
00:12:52,513 --> 00:12:53,513
Good.
328
00:12:54,213 --> 00:12:55,998
Then we're on the same page.
329
00:13:00,570 --> 00:13:02,572
Open up. It's the R.A.
330
00:13:03,942 --> 00:13:05,145
Yeah?
331
00:13:05,230 --> 00:13:07,340
It's quiet hours.
You have to turn the music off.
332
00:13:07,425 --> 00:13:09,210
Says who? Me, the R.A.
333
00:13:09,295 --> 00:13:10,975
You probably didn't hear me
over the music.
334
00:13:11,816 --> 00:13:16,255
Maybe this will convince you.
335
00:13:16,385 --> 00:13:17,650
Her cursive is
maybe questionable,
336
00:13:17,734 --> 00:13:19,432
but trust me,
my authority is not.
337
00:13:22,398 --> 00:13:24,231
♪ I know, yeah... ♪
338
00:13:24,316 --> 00:13:27,058
Joke's on you.
I have Scotch tape.
339
00:13:29,235 --> 00:13:31,067
I don't see him anywhere.
Do you?
340
00:13:31,152 --> 00:13:33,415
Nope. Oh, man.
341
00:13:33,932 --> 00:13:35,590
Well, now that
that's over, I'm starting
342
00:13:35,675 --> 00:13:37,091
to feel the excitement again.
343
00:13:37,175 --> 00:13:39,887
Crazy, right? I think
that's the way danger works.
344
00:13:39,972 --> 00:13:41,645
Oh, it's like a roller coaster.
345
00:13:41,730 --> 00:13:43,504
Well,
346
00:13:44,761 --> 00:13:46,442
ain't this a coincidence.
347
00:13:46,684 --> 00:13:48,121
Oh, come on.
348
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,642
What's up?
Mom and Dad are being weird.
349
00:13:53,727 --> 00:13:54,910
Can I hang out here?
350
00:13:54,995 --> 00:13:56,345
Actually, ain't a good time.
351
00:13:56,430 --> 00:13:57,605
Come on in, Missy.
352
00:13:59,822 --> 00:14:00,988
Dang it.
353
00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:01,942
Sucker.
354
00:14:02,027 --> 00:14:03,122
Good.
355
00:14:03,269 --> 00:14:04,543
Ooh, Look Who's Talking.
356
00:14:04,628 --> 00:14:06,629
Classic. Hey, did you know
357
00:14:06,714 --> 00:14:08,981
the baby is the guy
from Die Hard?
358
00:14:09,096 --> 00:14:11,272
- No.
- Yeah.
359
00:14:11,394 --> 00:14:12,656
He can do everything.
360
00:14:12,741 --> 00:14:13,741
I was sitting there.
361
00:14:13,826 --> 00:14:15,219
Yeah, well, now you're not.
362
00:14:15,304 --> 00:14:16,483
I'm being nothing but nice here.
363
00:14:16,567 --> 00:14:17,951
I don't know why
you got to give me a hard time.
364
00:14:18,035 --> 00:14:20,606
Why? I'll tell you why.
365
00:14:20,691 --> 00:14:23,216
You ruined my life.
Is that enough "why" for you?
366
00:14:23,301 --> 00:14:24,754
Hey, you weren't so innocent.
367
00:14:24,839 --> 00:14:27,488
If I recall, you provided
alcohol to a minor... me.
368
00:14:27,573 --> 00:14:28,418
That's illegal.
369
00:14:28,503 --> 00:14:30,840
You lied about your age.
You lied first.
370
00:14:30,925 --> 00:14:33,104
Okay, you know what?
Let's not do this in front of your sister.
371
00:14:33,188 --> 00:14:35,451
It actually feels normal.
Keep going.
372
00:14:35,869 --> 00:14:38,306
And let's not forget, I only
lied 'cause you're hot.
373
00:14:38,391 --> 00:14:40,238
Oh, my God.
We don't need
374
00:14:40,323 --> 00:14:41,763
to watch a movie
about a talking baby.
375
00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:43,196
You're right here.
376
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,059
Ooh, lock the door,
lock the door.
377
00:14:46,144 --> 00:14:47,824
- No one's home.
- Just in case.
378
00:14:52,721 --> 00:14:54,035
- Mmm. Mmm.
- Mmm.Mmm. Mmm.
379
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:58,153
- I have a wild and crazy idea.
- Ooh,
380
00:14:58,238 --> 00:14:59,675
I like where this is headed.
381
00:15:00,183 --> 00:15:03,056
Let's make a baby.
382
00:15:03,405 --> 00:15:04,918
You're kidding, right?
383
00:15:05,057 --> 00:15:09,410
I don't know. It might
be fun to start over.
384
00:15:09,495 --> 00:15:11,606
Fun?
What house you been living in?
385
00:15:11,847 --> 00:15:16,260
I'm serious. We've been
getting along so great,
386
00:15:16,345 --> 00:15:18,937
and I have all this
extra time on my hands.
387
00:15:19,022 --> 00:15:20,937
Uh, let's take advantage.
388
00:15:21,022 --> 00:15:23,376
Your son's about to have a baby.
You can take care of that one.
389
00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:25,374
No, my mother called dibs.
390
00:15:25,459 --> 00:15:27,148
Your mother's
a million years old.
391
00:15:27,233 --> 00:15:28,499
You think she's gonna be
changing diapers
392
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,070
in the middle of the night?
393
00:15:30,154 --> 00:15:31,590
I'll tell you
what your problem is.
394
00:15:31,913 --> 00:15:33,387
You got kicked out
of your church,
395
00:15:33,472 --> 00:15:35,054
your-your kids are grown up,
396
00:15:35,139 --> 00:15:37,054
you're feeling sorry
for yourself, and,
397
00:15:37,139 --> 00:15:39,315
yeah, you think
a baby'll solve the problem.
398
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,429
Well? Say something.
399
00:15:44,416 --> 00:15:46,843
You make me so mad.
400
00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:50,129
Where you going?
401
00:15:50,214 --> 00:15:52,260
We can still do it mad.
402
00:15:53,007 --> 00:15:56,248
So what do you
want, uh...
403
00:15:56,834 --> 00:15:58,662
- Dennis.
- Right.
404
00:15:58,995 --> 00:16:01,694
Dennis. Tough name.
405
00:16:01,973 --> 00:16:04,780
So what do you want... Dennis?
406
00:16:05,096 --> 00:16:09,100
Couldn't help noticing you got
Texas plates on that truck.
407
00:16:09,215 --> 00:16:12,226
Operating poker machines
ain't legal in Texas.
408
00:16:13,178 --> 00:16:14,609
So what are you, a cop?
409
00:16:14,694 --> 00:16:18,694
No, no, I'm just a guy who might
call the cops, you know,
410
00:16:18,779 --> 00:16:21,171
if we don't come
to an arrangement.
411
00:16:21,412 --> 00:16:22,898
Can I take your order?
412
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,148
Thank you, honey.
413
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,671
You know, I got a hankering
for chicken fried steak.
414
00:16:26,756 --> 00:16:29,629
Gravy on top,
but only if it's cream gravy.
415
00:16:29,843 --> 00:16:33,965
And the mashed potatoes with
more cream and gravy on top.
416
00:16:34,050 --> 00:16:37,458
And, uh, ice tea
when you can.
417
00:16:37,543 --> 00:16:39,762
No gravy on that.
418
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,377
And how about for you two?
419
00:16:42,765 --> 00:16:44,942
I'm gonna use your restroom.
420
00:16:45,433 --> 00:16:47,348
He knows what I like.
421
00:16:47,433 --> 00:16:49,770
You're leaving? Uh-huh.
422
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:53,004
I got to tinkle.Uh.
423
00:16:54,255 --> 00:16:55,825
Uh,
424
00:16:56,344 --> 00:16:58,810
I guess I'll have the waffles,
425
00:16:58,895 --> 00:17:01,474
and the lady will have, um...
426
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,615
...also waffles.
427
00:17:08,052 --> 00:17:10,185
So, what do you think?
428
00:17:10,270 --> 00:17:12,607
Well, Dennis, I'm not
the guy to talk to.
429
00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:15,802
Uh, why don't we wait
for the boss to finish tinkling?
430
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:22,154
But I do got to tell you,
this is my first shakedown.
431
00:17:22,239 --> 00:17:24,111
Don't think of it
like that.
432
00:17:24,589 --> 00:17:26,365
It's just a
business arrangement.
433
00:17:26,450 --> 00:17:28,777
Well, I've been a businessman
for 38 years,
434
00:17:28,862 --> 00:17:31,430
and I don't think I've ever
been threatened before.
435
00:17:31,515 --> 00:17:33,474
What kind of business you in?
436
00:17:36,964 --> 00:17:38,974
Hello? Huh?
437
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:41,670
What kind of business you in?
438
00:17:44,913 --> 00:17:46,785
- Groomer.
- Hmm.
439
00:17:46,870 --> 00:17:48,481
Dog groomer, yeah.
440
00:17:48,566 --> 00:17:52,826
Cats if you make me, but
I pretty much love the doggies.
441
00:17:53,453 --> 00:17:54,951
You ever do birds?
442
00:17:55,036 --> 00:17:58,154
No. Mm-hmm.
Birds got feathers,
443
00:17:58,326 --> 00:18:00,310
and they're... they're
self-grooming, pretty much.
444
00:18:00,406 --> 00:18:02,886
Yeah, I always thought
cats were self-grooming.
445
00:18:03,696 --> 00:18:06,638
Well, people think that,
but, no. No, you got to...
446
00:18:06,723 --> 00:18:08,986
You got to dip a cat
once in a while.
447
00:18:10,784 --> 00:18:12,263
Well, okay then.
448
00:18:13,073 --> 00:18:14,646
Where are you going?
449
00:18:14,731 --> 00:18:17,429
Dennis, I am really sorry
about this.
450
00:18:26,952 --> 00:18:28,172
May I help you?
451
00:18:28,257 --> 00:18:29,430
There's no hot water.
452
00:18:29,515 --> 00:18:30,995
There is for rule followers.
453
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,302
You can't just turn off
the hot water.
454
00:18:32,390 --> 00:18:33,304
Yeah.Yeah.
455
00:18:33,389 --> 00:18:34,786
If you want the benefits
of civilization,
456
00:18:34,871 --> 00:18:36,406
you have to behave
in a civilized manner.
457
00:18:36,710 --> 00:18:38,320
The decision is yours.
458
00:18:39,897 --> 00:18:42,607
I don't need a pen and paper
to take names.
459
00:18:42,873 --> 00:18:44,429
You. What's your name?
460
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:46,636
You know I'll find out
and there will be consequences.
461
00:18:46,721 --> 00:18:48,080
Hey, what are you...
462
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,608
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