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Dennis.
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Hey, Courtney.
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Do you have change
for a dollar?
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[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SIGHS]
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I do.
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Oh... I do too.
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[CRYING]
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Well...
can I have it?
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[HIGH-PITCHED]
Huh?
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Can I have it?
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[SNIFFLES]
Yeah... yeah.
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There.
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It's all there--
change for a dollar.
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Hey, thanks.
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Hey, Courtney.
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Maybe we could
go out sometime.
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Um... my treat.
I have a lot of change.
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The pay phone
near my house broke.
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Maybe.
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Maybe.
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Twice as sweet as no,
half as good as yes.
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Finch, buddy,
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you're going about this
all wrong.
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The more you drool over her,
the less she's gonna want you.
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That may apply
to your freaky model chicks,
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but not my Courtney.
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Trust me,
it's human nature.
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You advance,
she retreats.
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Conversely,
you retreat,
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she advances.
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Romance is like a tango.
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Yesterday you said
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the stock market
was like a tango.
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It is.
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Good morning,
boys.
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Hi, Jack.
Hi.
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Dennis,
any messages?
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Oh, I was just going
to get them.
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Jack, don't
you think
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romance is like
a tango?
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Yesterday
you said
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the subway system
is like a tango.
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It is.
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[SHUTTER CLICKS]
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New camera?
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Yep.
Completely digital.
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180,000-pixel viewfinder
with a 16-bit filter.
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What does that mean?
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I have no idea,
but it sure is shiny.
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That's comforting,
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coming from
our head photographer.
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Good morning, Dad.
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Oh, Elliott,
put that thing away.
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No, I mean it,
Elliott.
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JACK: Okay.
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I got a great idea
for an article:
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an in-depth look at the business
of cosmetic surgery.
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Oh, finally!
That sounds great.
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We'll call it
"Plastic Fantastic."
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Oh, silly me.
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I thought when you said
"in-depth,"
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it means we would show
these doctors
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for what they really are--
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vultures feeding on
women's insecurities.
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My friend Binnie
bought a vulture once.
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She'd read an article that
they'd make terrific house pets.
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Well, they don't.
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Kept picking at her
while she slept.
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Ha ha!
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Jack, your messages.
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Maya, like it or not,
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plastic surgery
is here to stay.
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I just think
we should be
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promoting beauty
from within.
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NINA: Yeah,
yeah, yeah.
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And marriage is based
on mutual respect.
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[LAUGHS]
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[SHUTTER CLICKS]
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I'm talking about
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how women feel
about themselves.
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When my friend Binnie
had her ribs--
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Enough.
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You should have seen
what ended up on--
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Enough!
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That's it!
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Everybody, out of the office.
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What?
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You heard the man.
Everybody, out. Scoot.
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You too, Dennis.
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What?
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I don't want to be
disturbed.
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No calls, no questions,
no visitors,
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and if anyone so much as
touches this doorknob,
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you're fired.
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What was that
all about?
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I have no idea.
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I think I know
what the problem is.
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Just a little
low blood sugar.
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I'll take care
of it.
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No reason to panic.
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JACK: Get out!
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You know what? He says thanks,
but he's not hungry.
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That was weird.
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Yeah. I've never seen him
that mad.
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Well, Nina and those
damn Binnie stories.
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Me?!
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"My friend Binnie
taught her dog to whistle."
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"My friend Binnie
can chew through metal."
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All right, people.
Jack said he wants it quiet,
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so let's move about
10 feet that way.
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[WHISTLES]
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All right,
that's good.
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Something else
set him off.
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What about those phone messages
from Finch?
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Don't try to pin this
on me, lady.
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Reception took
those messages.
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Well, let's see the carbons.
Maybe there's a clue.
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Uh... let's take
a look.
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Four messages.
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Earl called to say
he'll see Jack
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at the next Pacers game
next month.
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Okay, what else?
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Rhonda
will call back.
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What else?
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Room confirmation
for the Four Seasons.
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And?
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A call
from Dr. Taylor
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saying there's
nothing we can do.
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Oh, my God!
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JACK: Pipe down
out there!
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[IMITATING MAYA]
Sorry, Dad. It's me.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Courtney. Can I help you?
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I have some checks
for Jack to sign.
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Ooh, it's not
a good time.
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But he wanted me
to come--
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Don't touch
that doorknob.
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What?
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You heard me.
Now, back... away.
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What has gotten
into you?
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I'm just doing my job.
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Huh...
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You look
kind of cute today.
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What?
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You look... cute.
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Hmm. The tango begins.
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D. Finch,
Lord of the Dance.
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I'm telling you,
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I can't
do imitations.
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[IMITATING JACK]
Dr. Taylor?
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Jack Gallo. Ha!
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You called?
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What?
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The worst you've ever seen?
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What is it?
What's wrong?
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Okay, uh... thank you.
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Maya, brace yourself.
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It's his sleeves.
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What?
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Dr. Taylor is a tailor,
not a doctor.
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You know, you know.
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Like the king of big screens
isn't really a king,
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Captain Crunch
never served in--
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All right, we get it.
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Well, Jack dropped off
his jacket to be fixed,
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and they said there's nothing
they can do.
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Nothing they can do?
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With all our technology,
is there no hope at all?
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Nina, I think
you're missing the point.
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No, you're missing
the point.
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We can put a man
on Jupiter,
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but we can't save
a simple jacket?
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Nina, it's not the jacket.
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Oh, Maya, it's
always the jacket.
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Once again,
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modern Western tailoring
has failed us.
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Well, I know a man in Chinatown
named Mr. Chan
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who can sew butter
onto toast,
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even if he is blind
and has no thumbs.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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After Jack
read his messages,
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he turned around,
and he looked at a photo.
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That's what set him off.
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That's ridiculous.
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Oh, is it?
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What's the first thing
people grab
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when their house
is on fire?
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Their photo album.
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Because
that's where their past is,
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and without it,
they're just floating around,
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completely unconnected
in the universe.
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That's it.
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We're getting you an exhaust fan
for the darkroom.
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I'm gonna sneak into his office
and take the picture
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just so we can
figure this thing out.
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Oh, good idea, because nothing
cheers my dad up faster
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than stealing his stuff.
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And I'll take a picture
of the picture.
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Huh? You see this--
1200 by 900 DPI.
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What does that mean?
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Oh, come on, Maya.
It's digital.
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It's an extremely
complicated process.
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I don't have time
to explain it to you.
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[LAUGHS]
You have no idea, do you?
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You open it up
and there's no film, Maya!
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Finch, I need Baxter the intern
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to run a little errand
for me.
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Last time he ran
a little errand for you,
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he spent six months
in a Mexican jail.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Where's the aspirin?
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Kitchen.
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Yeah. Kitchen.
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Dad, what's wrong?
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I don't wanna
talk about it.
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But if you don't
talk about it--
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I said,
I don't wanna talk about it.
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Now, go to your office.
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I am a grown woman. You can't
just send me to my office.
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Don't test me on this.
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Fine...
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but I have a phone
and a TV in there,
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so it's no big whoop.
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Go over there
and distract him.
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Just don't
talk about Binnie
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or anything that happened
in the '70s.
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Just handcuff me,
why don't you?
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Not now, Nina.
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Jack.
What?
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Uh...
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Knock, knock.
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Nina, I don't have
time for this now.
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Okay, I'll do
both parts.
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Uh... knock, knock.
Who's there?
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Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
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Uh, lettuce all
join hands together
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and hope that "tomahto"
is a better day.
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[SNORTS]
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Get out of my way.
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Okay.
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Jack!
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What?!
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Uh... Check...
check this out.
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[HUMMING]
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What the hell
are you doing?
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Robot.
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[LAUGHS]
The robot cracks you up,
remember?
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Hi, Dennis.
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I brought you
some fruit.
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You did?
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I mean... whatever.
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I hope you like kiwi.
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Yeah, I can take it
or leave it.
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You know,
we should go out sometime.
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Tell you what. Maybe.
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Oh... okay.
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Well, I'll just...
get back to work.
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Mm. Thanks
for the kiwi, Connie.
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Courtney.
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Either way.
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Nina, I ran into Baxter.
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00:10:31,634 --> 00:10:32,834
He picked up
my dad's jacket.
265
00:10:32,834 --> 00:10:35,834
Oh, good. Let's assess
the damage.
266
00:10:35,834 --> 00:10:37,501
Oh, we'd better
get this back.
267
00:10:37,501 --> 00:10:40,000
Jughead
must be freezing.
268
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,601
Pretty beat up.
269
00:10:41,601 --> 00:10:44,133
Well, if anyone can fix it,
Mr. Chan can.
270
00:10:44,133 --> 00:10:46,400
He wields his needle
like a samurai,
271
00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,801
even if he does
have one leg
272
00:10:47,801 --> 00:10:49,467
and a metal cup where
his nose should be.
273
00:10:53,167 --> 00:10:54,567
Finch, has my dad
come out again?
274
00:10:54,567 --> 00:10:56,934
No, but he got
another message from Rhonda.
275
00:10:56,934 --> 00:10:58,033
Ooh. What'd she say?
276
00:10:58,033 --> 00:10:59,601
Uh...
277
00:10:59,601 --> 00:11:02,100
"I'm sorry.
You're the only one.
278
00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:03,801
Please come on Saturday.
Call me."
279
00:11:05,234 --> 00:11:08,501
Oh, my God.
I know what's going on.
280
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,501
What?
What?
281
00:11:09,501 --> 00:11:11,033
He's having
an affair.
282
00:11:11,033 --> 00:11:13,667
Oh, please. The only way
he'd have an affair
283
00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:15,567
is if he were going through
a midlife crisis,
284
00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:17,601
which we know he is not.
285
00:11:17,601 --> 00:11:18,868
Now, if you'll excuse me,
286
00:11:18,868 --> 00:11:20,934
I have to go take care
of his high school jacket.
287
00:11:32,033 --> 00:11:34,033
When was that reservation for?
Saturday.
288
00:11:34,033 --> 00:11:35,534
All right, well,
let's just see
289
00:11:35,534 --> 00:11:37,133
what they have planned
for Saturday night--
290
00:11:37,133 --> 00:11:38,634
Oh, hi, Allie,
it's Maya.
291
00:11:38,634 --> 00:11:40,434
Listen, I was wondering
if you and my dad
292
00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:42,467
are free for dinner
Saturday night.
293
00:11:42,467 --> 00:11:43,334
Oh, I see.
294
00:11:44,901 --> 00:11:46,601
I see.
295
00:11:46,601 --> 00:11:48,033
Okay, great. All right.
296
00:11:48,033 --> 00:11:49,100
I'll talk to you later.
Bye-bye.
297
00:11:51,501 --> 00:11:52,667
This is awful.
What?
298
00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:55,234
I have to have dinner
with Allie.
299
00:11:55,234 --> 00:11:57,534
She says he's
seeing friends
300
00:11:57,534 --> 00:11:58,767
on Saturday--
301
00:11:58,767 --> 00:12:00,567
the rat is
having an affair.
302
00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:02,467
Maya, Maya,
look at this.
303
00:12:02,467 --> 00:12:04,234
I enlarged and printed
the digital image,
304
00:12:04,234 --> 00:12:05,834
which, by the way,
is way more complicated
305
00:12:05,834 --> 00:12:09,100
than they made it
seem on the box.
306
00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:10,767
It's my dad
with three guys
307
00:12:10,767 --> 00:12:12,000
in a coffee shop.
308
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,467
Yeah, but let's
go in closer, huh?
309
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,801
Now, look below
the sign
310
00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:18,000
"World's best blueberry
pie," which is a crock,
311
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,501
because I'm an expert
on blueberry pie,
312
00:12:19,501 --> 00:12:20,634
and I happen to know--
313
00:12:20,634 --> 00:12:21,834
All right,
get on with it.
314
00:12:21,834 --> 00:12:23,167
You see
the waitress?
315
00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:24,901
You can't see
her face,
316
00:12:24,901 --> 00:12:27,734
but look
at her name tag.
317
00:12:27,734 --> 00:12:28,801
[GASPS]
Rhonda!
318
00:12:28,801 --> 00:12:30,534
The one fooling around
with my father!
319
00:12:30,534 --> 00:12:32,234
No. That's
what I thought too,
320
00:12:32,234 --> 00:12:34,734
but she's just
tying her shoe.
321
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,901
That's creepy.
322
00:12:59,334 --> 00:13:03,968
Uh, this was waiting for you
in reception.
323
00:13:03,968 --> 00:13:09,300
"To Dennis, from Courtney.
You complete me."
324
00:13:12,267 --> 00:13:14,767
What'd you do,
give her a kidney?
325
00:13:14,767 --> 00:13:17,067
Nina, believe me,
I know the recipe for love:
326
00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:18,868
one pound of grief,
two cups of crap,
327
00:13:18,868 --> 00:13:21,267
and sprinkle on
the moxie.
328
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:23,501
And this meal ends how?
329
00:13:23,501 --> 00:13:24,901
Like all good meals--
330
00:13:24,901 --> 00:13:27,667
me satisfied, sleepy,
and searching for a mint.
331
00:13:33,434 --> 00:13:34,968
Courtney, get out here!
332
00:13:38,133 --> 00:13:39,534
I love you, Dennis.
333
00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,901
I know you do, baby.
Come here.
334
00:13:44,834 --> 00:13:47,200
From now on,
I'm gonna be here for you.
335
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,968
Really? That's great.
336
00:13:48,968 --> 00:13:50,300
We're gonna do things
together,
337
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:52,234
take a trip,
just the two of us.
338
00:13:52,234 --> 00:13:53,868
A trip?
339
00:13:53,868 --> 00:13:55,300
Oh, yeah.
Just me and you.
340
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:58,501
Uh... yeah.
Yeah.
341
00:13:58,501 --> 00:13:59,734
I guess
we could do that.
342
00:13:59,734 --> 00:14:02,067
Maybe tonight I'll take you up
on that dinner.
343
00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:04,734
I can't tonight.
344
00:14:04,734 --> 00:14:06,400
You can't tonight.
345
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,400
Well, then,
how about tomorrow?
346
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,434
I don't know.
347
00:14:09,434 --> 00:14:12,501
Please?
348
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:15,667
Call me.
349
00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:17,467
[MOUTHS]
Call me.
350
00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:19,267
Oh, um, can you pick up
my old boyfriend
351
00:14:19,267 --> 00:14:20,133
at the airport tomorrow?
352
00:14:20,934 --> 00:14:21,801
No.
353
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:24,868
Yes.
354
00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:34,834
Is Rhonda here?
355
00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:36,033
[DOOR CLOSES]
356
00:14:37,934 --> 00:14:39,934
Okay, Rhonda, I know
what you're doing with my dad,
357
00:14:39,934 --> 00:14:41,734
and I think you should be
ashamed of yourself.
358
00:14:41,734 --> 00:14:44,734
He's a married man,
so back off, got it?
359
00:14:44,734 --> 00:14:46,934
I'm not Rhonda.
360
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,234
Oh. Is Rhonda here?
361
00:14:51,234 --> 00:14:52,901
Yeah. She'll be out
in a minute.
362
00:14:54,601 --> 00:14:56,000
So you guys claim
363
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,834
to have the world's
best blueberry pie, huh?
364
00:14:59,834 --> 00:15:01,400
I'll be the judge of that.
365
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,000
Oh, no. The great pie judge
is here.
366
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,200
What if you don't like it?
367
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,734
I'll have to return
to my village in shame.
368
00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:12,067
Come on.
Let's sit down.
369
00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:13,300
All right, fine.
370
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:22,200
Are you okay?
371
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,167
Yeah, I'm fine.
372
00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:25,767
I just can't believe
I'm here.
373
00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:26,934
What do you mean?
374
00:15:26,934 --> 00:15:28,300
In Brooklyn,
in a diner,
375
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:29,734
chasing down
some hot young fling.
376
00:15:29,734 --> 00:15:33,000
I thought
he changed.
377
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,501
How old were you
when your folks split up?
378
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:37,567
Seven.
379
00:15:37,567 --> 00:15:41,767
I remember the night
he moved out. Oh...
380
00:15:41,767 --> 00:15:42,868
He came into my room.
381
00:15:42,868 --> 00:15:44,133
I pretended I was asleep
382
00:15:44,133 --> 00:15:45,767
because I didn't wanna
have to say goodbye.
383
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:48,601
I remember
going to the window,
384
00:15:48,601 --> 00:15:51,534
watching him
get into a cab,
385
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,968
and then he was gone.
386
00:15:53,968 --> 00:15:56,501
I'm sorry. That must have
been really tough.
387
00:15:56,501 --> 00:16:00,367
I just don't want Hannah
to have to go through that.
388
00:16:00,367 --> 00:16:02,868
Nobody ever should.
389
00:16:05,434 --> 00:16:06,868
Thank you
for coming with me.
390
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:10,367
Hey... we're friends.
391
00:16:10,367 --> 00:16:12,467
Whenever you need somebody,
I will always be--
392
00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:14,300
Oh, my God.
Look at that.
393
00:16:16,367 --> 00:16:17,701
You wanted to see me?
394
00:16:17,701 --> 00:16:19,200
You're Rhonda?
395
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,133
That's me, hon.
396
00:16:21,133 --> 00:16:24,267
I'm Maya Gallo,
Jack Gallo's daughter.
397
00:16:24,267 --> 00:16:25,801
What do you think
of that, Rhonda?
398
00:16:25,801 --> 00:16:31,400
You're little Maya?
Oh! Oh!
399
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,467
Look how pretty
you are.
400
00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:34,868
Don't "look how pretty I am!"
401
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:37,067
I wanna know what's going on
with you and my father.
402
00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:38,367
Excuse me?
403
00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:41,367
I know about your affair
with my father.
404
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:42,868
[LAUGHS]
405
00:16:46,033 --> 00:16:49,000
You're not having
an affair, are you?
406
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,167
Well, not with
your father...
407
00:17:00,067 --> 00:17:03,400
Well, then what about
all the phone messages
408
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,167
and the "see you on Saturday,"
and the Four Seasons?
409
00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:08,868
Oh, well, the suite
at the Four Seasons
410
00:17:08,868 --> 00:17:10,167
was for Earl.
411
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:12,901
Whoa.
Your dad has changed.
412
00:17:16,467 --> 00:17:18,901
I don't understand
what you're talking about.
413
00:17:18,901 --> 00:17:20,501
Well, it's about
the walk.
414
00:17:20,501 --> 00:17:21,801
The what?
415
00:17:21,801 --> 00:17:23,934
The walk. Oh, God.
416
00:17:23,934 --> 00:17:28,067
It must've been
45 years ago.
417
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:30,100
Your dad and his
three best friends
418
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:32,100
wanted to do
something special
419
00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,968
for their high school
graduation,
420
00:17:33,968 --> 00:17:36,734
and so they walked across
the Brooklyn Bridge.
421
00:17:36,734 --> 00:17:38,267
Oh, I can still
422
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:40,434
picture them coming in,
423
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,901
all proud
in their varsity jackets.
424
00:17:42,901 --> 00:17:44,501
My dad at 18.
Can you imagine?
425
00:17:44,501 --> 00:17:45,667
Ah.
426
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:47,968
Well, even then,
he had the best laugh.
427
00:17:47,968 --> 00:17:49,767
Well, when they left,
they said,
428
00:17:49,767 --> 00:17:51,834
"We'll see you
next year, Rhonda."
429
00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:54,200
and I thought,
"Oh, yeah, yeah."
430
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,501
But sure enough, a year later
on the very same day,
431
00:17:57,501 --> 00:17:59,033
they showed up,
432
00:17:59,033 --> 00:18:01,567
and every year
after that.
433
00:18:01,567 --> 00:18:03,100
That's amazing.
434
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:04,467
Yeah, oh, I just
loved hearing
435
00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:06,901
how they were taking the world
by storm.
436
00:18:06,901 --> 00:18:09,934
Well, a few years ago,
Dave died,
437
00:18:09,934 --> 00:18:13,400
but Jack, Mike, and Earl
still came.
438
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,634
Wait a minute.
This pie sucks.
439
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,567
My dad got a message
from Earl,
440
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,767
saying, "I'll see you
next month."
441
00:18:23,767 --> 00:18:26,234
Yeah. Earl can't make it,
and Mike can't either.
442
00:18:26,234 --> 00:18:28,968
No. Your dad's the last one.
443
00:18:28,968 --> 00:18:32,968
Well, I'm sure it's not
the first time they've missed it
444
00:18:32,968 --> 00:18:34,501
in 45 years.
445
00:18:34,501 --> 00:18:37,534
Yes, it is.
446
00:18:43,634 --> 00:18:45,467
Excuse me.
447
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:46,634
I think there's something wrong
448
00:18:46,634 --> 00:18:48,434
with the refrigeration
in the pie case.
449
00:18:57,634 --> 00:18:58,634
[LAUGHS]
450
00:18:58,634 --> 00:19:00,000
What?
451
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,133
I was supposed to pick up
Courtney's boyfriend
452
00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:03,133
an hour ago.
453
00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:05,200
Hmm?
454
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,400
Yeah.
455
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,901
She's gonna be all over me
on Monday.
456
00:19:11,701 --> 00:19:12,901
Sorry I'm late.
457
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:14,501
I thought we were meeting
at Jack's building.
458
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:15,934
He's so depressed
he came to work.
459
00:19:15,934 --> 00:19:18,434
Well, this ought
to cheer him up.
460
00:19:18,434 --> 00:19:22,334
Mr. Chan could sew the clouds
into a coat for God,
461
00:19:22,334 --> 00:19:25,334
even if he is 4 feet tall
and has an extra row of teeth.
462
00:19:26,734 --> 00:19:28,234
Everyone
ready?
Ready.
463
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:31,133
Okay, if we're gonna do this,
let's do it right.
464
00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:32,501
On the count
of three--
465
00:19:32,501 --> 00:19:33,901
One, two, three.
466
00:19:33,901 --> 00:19:34,901
[THUD]
467
00:19:34,901 --> 00:19:36,634
Oh.
468
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:37,801
JACK: Who's
out there?
469
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:41,234
Okay, Finch,
you can back off now.
470
00:19:41,234 --> 00:19:42,901
Oh, sure,
you're finished.
471
00:19:46,234 --> 00:19:49,033
What the hell's
going on here?
472
00:19:49,033 --> 00:19:50,501
Hi, Dad.
Hi.
Hi, Jack.
473
00:19:50,501 --> 00:19:52,868
Well, what are you all
doing here on a Saturday?
474
00:19:52,868 --> 00:19:54,434
Oh, we were in
the neighborhood.
475
00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:57,634
Well, go home.
476
00:19:57,634 --> 00:19:58,634
All right,
you're grumpy,
477
00:19:58,634 --> 00:20:00,434
I'm fired,
blah blah blah.
478
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,767
We know you've been
feeling kind of down.
479
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:04,834
And we were
wondering
480
00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:06,868
if you weren't busy,
481
00:20:06,868 --> 00:20:08,767
maybe you'd like
to take a little walk.
482
00:20:08,767 --> 00:20:10,200
A walk?
483
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,367
Yeah. Maybe over
the Brooklyn Bridge.
484
00:20:13,367 --> 00:20:15,901
It's a little
nippy.
485
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:19,834
How'd you know?
486
00:20:19,834 --> 00:20:21,200
It's not important.
487
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,133
Come on!
Try it on.
488
00:20:23,133 --> 00:20:25,133
It looks great.
489
00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:26,767
Well, Mr. Chan
stayed up all night
490
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,100
making it perfect.
491
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:31,200
Even if he is just
a floating head in a jar.
492
00:20:33,434 --> 00:20:35,667
We're sorry your friends
couldn't make it, Jack.
493
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:38,701
You wanna hear
Earl's big excuse?
494
00:20:38,701 --> 00:20:41,267
He has a rose
in a flower show.
495
00:20:41,267 --> 00:20:44,167
This, from a guy who once
tackled a priest on a dare.
496
00:20:47,968 --> 00:20:49,467
Oh, well.
497
00:20:49,467 --> 00:20:51,567
I guess
it was inevitable.
498
00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:52,601
Old traditions...
499
00:20:52,601 --> 00:20:54,300
Become new traditions.
500
00:20:56,601 --> 00:20:58,467
So are you coming?
501
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:01,834
Let's go.
502
00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:06,234
Oh, Elliott,
when you get to Milt's,
503
00:21:06,234 --> 00:21:09,100
you're gonna taste
the world's best blueberry pie.
504
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:11,133
I can taste it now.
505
00:21:13,634 --> 00:21:14,734
Who are you
calling?
506
00:21:14,734 --> 00:21:16,934
Allie, hi. It's Maya.
Hold on.
507
00:21:16,934 --> 00:21:18,434
Great idea.
508
00:21:18,434 --> 00:21:20,067
Hi, honey, it's me.
509
00:21:20,067 --> 00:21:22,501
Listen, why don't you
put Hannah in the stroller
510
00:21:22,501 --> 00:21:25,400
and be downstairs
in about 10 minutes?
511
00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:28,868
We're going for a walk.
512
00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:32,834
[***]
513
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:35,033
JACK: I remember this one timewe walked into the place,
514
00:21:35,033 --> 00:21:37,234
and our regular table wascovered with french fries.
515
00:21:37,234 --> 00:21:39,400
See, Dave loved french fries.
516
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:42,968
We once bet him he couldn'teat a dozen orders. Ha!
517
00:21:52,167 --> 00:21:56,667
* Life keeps bringing me
Back to you *
518
00:21:56,667 --> 00:22:00,634
* Keeps bringing me home *
519
00:22:00,634 --> 00:22:04,167
* It don't matter what
I'm gonna do *
520
00:22:04,167 --> 00:22:10,100
* 'Cause
It's got a mind of its own *
521
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:14,534
* Life keeps bringing me
Back to you **
522
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