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Song of birds

-First time in Ecuador?

-Yes.

-And you like it?

- You have to like green,
but otherwise it's beautiful.

-And do you like the landscape?

-That's what I come from
to tell you, it's green.

Once we said that,
it's hard to say anything else.

But I have a big doubt
on reliability

of your vehicle.

I meddle in what doesn't concern me.
Yes, it's up to me, I'm in it.

-No no.
Don't worry, sir.

This big choupette, in 30 years,
never broke down.

It's stupid,
it's my delco head that farted.

I should have spoken to José about it,
the brother of Marie-Sol,

he is an oven repairman

and he knows his head around delco.

Oh yes?
We continue on foot, of course.

Still need to be relativized.

Look how lucky we are.
Beautiful weather!

An Ecuadorian proverb says:
"Good weather, no hassle."

Thunder

It's still crazy, that.
It hasn't rained for months.

-Where are we?

-There, we are in kichwa territory,
it is a very dangerous tribe.

-What?
- No, but don't worry.

At this hour,
it's almost impossible to meet them.

-That's a lot there, isn't it?

-You're in luck.

A ride like this
no tourists do it.

-Shut up.

-You are right.

The silence,
this is the attitude to adopt

for contemplation.

They shout.

The tribesmen roar.

-Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Sorry for the late hour.
You are going to sit down.

We bother you.

Who is he?
-It's Coke.

The great chef
of the Kichwa tribe.

- Good evening, Coke.

He speaks in Kichwa.

-He says you are coming
spy on his lands.

-Ah, no... Not at all.

I felt there was
a little misunderstanding to settle,

everyone was naughty.

-Ah... He doesn't trust
to whites,

because he says
that they have big heads,

but a small heart.

He also says they are selfish,

rude and arrogant.

- So, it's not wrong,

but that's a small part
whites, Parisians,

the inhabitants of Paris.

-He would like to know
the story of your soul

to find out if you are worthy
to cross his land.

-And if he finds

that I am not worthy?

-He will burn you alive
and your ashes will fertilize its soil.

-Sure. It holds.

Good, very good.
So I'll tell you,

let's sit down because we've all had
a hard day.

So...

Where to start?

I think,

chief Coca, that any being

on this earth
given a talent at birth

and this talent.

- Everyone must maintain it

and feed him
to live a fulfilling life.

You, Jessica, for example,
what do you want to do later?

-Veterinary.

-So.

And you, Sebastian?

-I want to be a firefighter.

- You, Marina?

-I want to lead
a major nationalist political party

like dad.

-OK.

vincent,
what would you like to do later?

-I want plenty of free time,

feel on vacation
even when I'm working.

-Yes. And what job
allow you to do that later?

-Official.
Like you, sir!

Official. Like my father.

I loved
when he took me to work.

I loved to browse
the corridors of the prefecture

and see all these men
and overwhelmed women

who dedicated themselves body and soul
to their profession.

- No, I'm calling

desktop, it's free.
In Sydney, you must visit the Opera House.

-All these agents,

the sense of the State pegged to the body,

serious, involved, hard-working,

at the exclusive service

of their one and only reason for being:
the public good.

"The Ballad of happy People"
(Gerard Lenorman)

I remember
from the sentence of my moved father:

"It is thanks to this gentleman
that I became a civil servant.

"One day,
it will also help you to become one.

"For that,
you will have to work a lot.”

Hello who is it?

I call you back from the office,
it's free.

That's it. I was born for this.

Your hunting license, Gérard.

- Thank you, Vincent.

I brought you quail.

- Quails! Thanks, didn't have to.

What are you doing?

-We couldn't take that
for corruption?

-Gerard.

You have the elegance to bring a gift

to a good friend
who happens to be a civil servant.

-It's certain
that's not corruption, huh?

-Let's imagine.

You have a hunting license
I come to see you, I say:

"I revoked your permit,
if you don't give me

"quails."

I asked you
to give me these quails?

-Nope.

- So, give me those quails.
I mean...

Give me those quails you wish
offer me of your own free will.

-Good...

Do you know how to cook them?

-Yes this,
it's run by my mother-in-law.

-I feel guilty. I'm sure
they are overcooked.

I have done a thousand things

and I...
-Hush.

We don't even want

chew them.
Looks like butter.

-Oh..... Oh, I was so scared.

Already I missed my ratatouille.
-Your ratatouille

Thursday
still running down my throat.

-Oh...
-A little bit of wine?

-Stop.

- Honey, I prepared your bag
for your badminton practice.

-Yes, and I allowed myself
to iron your outfit.

And increase

the string tension of your
racket. I found it a little soft.

-I don't know who cut you,
but you'll end up in a jewelry store.

-Stop,

Vincent!
-My wolf.

-We, the civil servants,

we were revered.

By marrying one of us,
you had succeeded in your life.

CDI, Christmas meal,
staff housing.

Hot!

- Well done, my wolf.

-Sylvie saw me coming from afar.

But there was another woman
in my life. My mother.

"Because you loved me"
(Celine Dion)

A loving mother,
a dream job.

Do you believe in reincarnation?

The one who was reincarnated in me
was lucky.

A chance
who presumably

did not like
to everyone up there.

I still remember

of that morning, as if it were yesterday.

I went to work
at dawn like every day.

It seemed like a beautiful day
like another.

I went out on my bike
to make my way to the office,

my daily walk
through the city.

I clocked in with my badge,
like every morning.

And I went to join

my colleagues in the meeting room.

Hello everyone.
-HELLO.

*-... degreased the mammoth...

-What is happening?

-Look, you'll see.

*-Well,

*we delete
the departmental branches

“too expensive.

*-Do you delete them?

*-Too scattered
in the minds of the French.

-He said what?
- He says we're fired.

*-Affected officials

*will either be reassigned,

“be encouraged
departure in due time.

-You can scratch your eye
with your ENA diploma.

I am a civil servant,
therefore untouchable.

-Therefore,
the Ministry of Public Service

will receive
each of the civil servants in Paris

did not respond to any
non-exemption parameters

and reassign them in antennas
understaffed.

-And in French?
- Nothing will change.

-It means

that the staff
categories that I will name

will not be affected
by these measures.

They can take a deep breath

and return to their post.

Alright, let's get started.

-You'll see.

-A: workers
with more than 30 years

on duty.

-Ah. It's good to be old.

-B: caregivers.

And the police officers
having missions

on the territory.

C: workers

married
or with more than 2 children

dependent.

- I was not married, without children.
I said to myself :

"Your turn is coming."

And it went to D.

To E.

To F.

-G: workers
with a disability.

-Thanks.
- No, but it's normal.

H - workers in charge
people

with low mobility
in their family circle.

- My brother is a stutterer.

-Yes.

It's certain.

-I'm sure it'll be okay.

-Mom, I would be you,
I would avoid talking about it.

-Me? What did I do?

-You know well.
You always take care of yourself.

A sideways fart,
you go to the doctor.

You don't even have a slight disability.

-She is in perfect health.
It makes me angry.

-Finally...
- Yes, we find you

a gallbladder abnormality,
you are having surgery.

-By the best gastro
from Limoges.

- Your diabetes, cured.
Your vocal cord polyps,

removed.
At 70, you have to be in good shape.

- I don't allow you.
-How are you.

-Your son is right.

You don't know what it is
disability in a family.

- You just had to be disabled.
-I would have loved it, imagine.

If they could realize

than my carpal tunnel there.
This gesture, I cannot do it.

- No, but I...

I am in a dead end.

Good.

How are you?

- Yes, I'm not used to it, but...
How are you?

- More than it ever was.

And that.

Do you know what that means?

-Yes.
-Eh?

-It means

than for the rest of your days.

-The rest of my life?

-I will be back.
I have for 2 seconds.

Oh, Jean-Francois.

Mrs Porter.
-Sir.

-So.... We say

"congratulations"
in this kind of situation, Vincent?

-I fear it.

Sometimes love knocks at the door,
and this time, I opened it to him.

I asked
my Sylvie in marriage.

-Cheer.
-Thanks.

And unfortunately,
I can no longer be transferred.

-Peltier... Come see.

Come to see. Come, come. So.

Marital status does not work
retroactively for the plan.

-That's to say?

- That is to say, it was necessary
be married before the reform.

- Mom, you don't know
what he asked me?

No, not money.

-Hang up.

-I'll call you back.

Oh, she's great!

-She can.
Show me. She hugs you, right?

- No, she's fine.
- Your finger is sticking out.

And you know why it sucks?
They put an oval ring on it,

I had asked for a circular ring.
I'll give you a smack

at the jewelry store...
-You ... me.

-It's a blow to make a phlebitis.
-You hurt me.

-Excuse me?
-Yes.

- Do you have any washing up liquid?
-Sorry?

-Dishwashing liquid
for my wife, her bull's-eye finger.

They protest.

Ladies, listen to me!

She didn't love me.

She loved
the official who was in me.

-Ah...

- Yes, it's not the same thing.

They are funny,
your assistants there.

And so, after serving
my country for 16 years,

they forced me to release
my office, my family,

my friends, my roots,

my life.

Lyrical singing

I arrived in Paris

with the image of Sylvie
devastated by sadness.

*-AIlo?
- Can I speak to Sylvie?

*-Don't call back.

It's over.

So Yves, how long has it been
that you are at the prefecture?

-I was lower than the ground,

ready to leave
this world too hard for me.

- Sir, are you okay?
Sir?

You hear me?

It'll be OK?

- But I had a lucky star.

I had to meet him.
It might have been my last chance.

-... prick up your ears
and wait for us to come

release them
of this atrocious alienation

that employers exercise over us.

Never in any country, the fight
union has never been so topical.

The employers never stop
to crush us,

we rail people,
log,

the soot-laden dressers
to take the bourgeois to the quay.

At Force Rail,
we will fight,

push the walls,
and this week from 6 p.m.,

we'll go get her
with teeth if necessary. Acquired?

-OURS!

-Acquired?
-OURS!

-Attention. Targeted,
I have a 2 p.m. week,

but let's not skip the steps.
To the merguez!

-... cut in the workforce,
I refuse and they want to transfer me.

- That's what they say.
They want to fire us all.

You know what they do
in ministries?

-Nope.

-They propose mutations
in impossible places,

so most
candidates are afraid

of destination
and at that moment,

those bastards pick you
by offering you a nice indemnity.

You just have to sign.
- What do I do, sign?

- No, but wait!

But don't blaspheme, Vincent.

A civil servant position,
It is sacred.

God put you on earth
to accomplish this mission.

God was also an official.

-Oh good?

-Yes. The others did the job
and it is he whom we thank.

-I! was right, I shouldn't
make me have like the others.

-Come in.

-Inspector.

- Oh no, it's not me, it's her.

-Bah... what modernity! Finally.

What...

normality.

Mrs Inspector.
-Hello, Mr. Peltier.

- So, I want
a sweet coffee with a stirrer.

Sorry.

-M. Peltier, welcome.
I'm the pilot

redistribution
staff of this ministry.

Your file, where did I put it? So.

- They look good on you.
-Sorry?

-Your glasses fit you well.

-Thanks. I resume?

-Sorry.

-You have the right to compensation
dismissal of 17,000...

-... 482 euros.

I did the bill at home.

- You made an addition,
tremendous. Let's do a second one.

I add to your indemnity

a premium plus a bonus.
We arrive

at 19,490 euros.

-Is this a joke?
- No, it's not a joke.

It's France.

-Whether.
To me, it's a joke.

I will quit

a position with 16 years of seniority
for 2,000 more?

Your glasses are pretty,
but not strong enough.

Thanks.

Ooh, hot!

Small stirrer.

-Listen to me carefully.

If you refuse, I'll transfer you
in a not funny place,

As you look
to adore humor, you will be sad.

-I laugh where you want,
whenever you want, Mrs. Bailliencourt.

-You want to know
where will you be laughing?

- Don't tell me.

I love surprises.

Classical music

Don't worry about me, mom.
They transferred me to the Pyrenees.

-To do what?

-Hello. Vincent Peltier.

I am mandated to warn you

that a dam is going to be built
upstream of your charming chalet.

Here is the expropriation order
of the house that I recommend

to follow, because in a week,
you will be under water,

the corner will get wet.

An identical accommodation
will be provided to you, but in town.

-He's holding on, that jerk.

- You didn't sign?

- No, I'm in Mulhouse,
they transferred me to the CNSS,

national center
sound sculpture.

*-They're testing your nerves.

Mulhouse,
it's like Nouméa or Cayenne,

it's for convicts. They want
make you crack, hold on.

-In Sangatte, Sangatte?

-Psst!

Go on.

Welcome in France.

- Good morning, Minister.
-Hello ma'am.

- Good morning, Minister.

-Isabelle Bailliencourt?
-Yes?

I remember you.

Yes, Minister?
- You are a lethal weapon.

I saw your results,
it is very impressive.

- Thank you, Minister.

- What are you, at 1,000 starts?

-1,243 to be precise,
Minister.

-How much?
-On 1247.

- So you have four left.

Well, if I know how to count.

-One of them
waiting for me in my office.

-It's your last stand.

-You could say that.

-Good.

Isabella.
-Yes?

-Do you know that...

the president will soon reshuffle.

I will probably recover
Defense or Foreign Affairs.

Something not bad.

I will have to compose a cabinet

and there will be a few vacancies.

We'll discuss it again later?

Eh?

Goodbye.

-Goodbye.

-I have a small memory of the Pyrenees.
-Oh good?

-Pyreneans.

- Can I tell you a secret?

-You are welcome.
-You are.

interesting.

You are even very interesting.

You made me deep
reflect on me, on my mission.

-Oh good?
-Oh yes.

I realized...
Hey, Jose?

To think that civil servants
were going to leave

the administration, because they are agitated
a check under the nose,

it was almost...

-Unworthy?

- That's it, unworthy.

You are much better than that.
You love it, this house.

you are one
of the greatest clerks of the state.

- Thank you, Madam Inspector,
and you are another.

-35?

Ille-et-Vilaine?

-35,000 euros.

accept this check
and leave this house.

- Mrs. Inspector,

servant of the state
will answer you.

The French State which has a debt

of 2,500 billion euros,
you will check.

And you think

that I will weigh it down by accepting
this poor indemnity?

Let's stay there.

-Do not move.

Find me a job

in a manure pit, a sewer,
get over it, but find it.

-We have this
that we haven't come back yet.

*Radio in Danish

- Will someone come get me?

-They're coming soon!

-Nope! Hey!

Oh yeah.
I'll call you that bitch!

You'll see.

- Oh, hold on.

We're going to let it cool.

Give his contract
dismissal to sir.

-And here.

Sign lower right.

- Oh, well.

Coming soon, coming soon.

Whore!

Well.

Lord,

Jesus,

Mary Magdalene,

the Magi in Galilee,

Saint Preux,
Saint-Maclou, Saint-Yorre,

Saint-Marc, Saint-Lazare,
the RATP, the SNCF,

whoever you want, I don't care,
but you have to send someone,

because it really peels.

Thanks.

-At least here, there is no radar!

- Hey well.

-It's the white door.

-Yes I.

-My name is

Fabian.
Welcome to ERB, Vincent.

We explained to you
what you have to do here?

- Tell me again.
- So your work

is to protect
station researchers

against polar bear attacks.

With the warming,
melting ice,

the bears are getting hungrier
and we have more and more attacks.

Less there is to eat,
the more we put ourselves on the face.

Classic,
they didn't invent anything. Hold.

So, that's in the pot
departure of Fabrice.

We stuck to a good one.

We bring boxes
aquavit from Finland,

we get on
good cartridges... In short.

You see? The.

The bear grabs it right there,

because it is the most painful.
like dogs,

they go straight to the crotch.

With friends, a dog
you ever sniffed dick?

- Yes, it happened to me.

- Well, that's how it is.

She blows.

They are hungry, these critters.

- Can we stop the video?

- Takes time
to put you in the bath.

I assure you,
Fabrice was sewn up very well.

The Danes are
the first in Europe

in genital surgery.

They even upgraded it a bit.
I say that if it happens to you.

I have a slightly softer one

where a bear puts
a potato to Evelyne,

our snowmobile manager.
- Thank you, it will be fine.

Its good.

You, what are you doing here?

-Researches
on the melting ice cap.

Carrots are extracted

of ice...

to keep an eye on
climate variations.

-Great.
- Have you seen the psychologist?

- Is there a psychologist?
-Yes.

It's not easy to live here.

6 months of darkness, 6 months of day,
we are not made for.

Marie-Gabie, can you pass me the salt?

-You sign me a certificate
of non-authorization. So.

-In the report,

you are described
as resolved and determined,

prone to adaptation
and sacrifices.

-Yes but no.

-The researcher with whom you must
work will be disappointed.

- Is he a researcher?
-Yes.

-I! will look for someone else.

There it is, thanks. Come on, boom.

-Stanislas,
for the assessment appointment.

- Precisely, your researcher,

Miss Brebant.

-Hello. Eva.

-Vincent Peltier.

-Unfortunately,
I just spoke

to Vincent

who told me that...

-Nope. He said
that he was resolute, determined,

prone to adaptation
and sacrifices.

Soft music

Have you been here long?

- It's been 6 years.

At first it was a bit hard,

but we get used to it,
it's so beautiful.

It's beautiful, but totally devastated.

The ice cap is melting
Visibly, the waters are rising.

Last summer it was 25 degrees.

People don't give a fuck.

- These are samples
who will serve us

to detect the presence of products
chemicals like microplastics.

It's trash
of mass distribution.

-It's crazy.

-Last week...
-Yeah?

- Do you know what I found?
really there,

1 m from your knees.
-I do not know.

- A curling iron.

-It's not me.

-We throw away 500 million tons
of plastic per year,

we produce ten tons
per second.

While it should be considered
as a noble material.

Cells inside
are over 2 million years old.

-In a few moments, she had
turned hell into paradise.

-Oh dear...

Look how handsome he is.

An ursus marinus.
Prepare the anesthetic,

we're going to put him to sleep.

Did you take the sedative?

-I take one every morning
since I arrived.

- No, but for the rifle.

- Oh yes, sorry.

-I! you have to come closer.

But come closer.

He blows.
Yes, come on, he's not going to eat you!

-Whether. Whether.
-Technically, he can eat you.

-It's good,
you are very trusting

your teams.
-Drawn.

Drawn!
He shoots.

-I got it?
-I do not think so.

roar
-What does he do?

-You told me you knew how to shoot!

- Damn, but I shoot the quails,
not the bears!

-It's easier to miss

a quail than a bear!

Hold on!

Looked. You got it.

-Show me.

-You got it!

-You believed it when I did
the scared guy at first?

- Did you pretend?

-Yeah.
-I was very afraid.

6 months with someone like that.

-I love to shoot.
- You got me!

-In general, I put in the thousand,
but I didn't want to.

How much time do we have

before he wakes up?
-A good half hour.

-What are you doing?
-A blood test.

Although, of course.

The purest genetic map
is obtained by... sperm.

Here.

I leave you between men.
I'm afraid of getting attached.

Yes, it is there.

-Jose?

you want to hear

remorse and redemption
of a man down?

Hush...

- Mrs. Bailliencourt?

*-Yes, Mr. Peltier.
These working conditions, the cold,

the wind, the distance,
not fastoche, all that?

- No, I'm holding on.
We caught shrimp

“we took ice

and jerked off a bear.

Mom, everything is fine, I swear.

I acclimatize perfectly.

We knock.

Wait, I leave you.

Yes?

-I say goodbye, I'm leaving.

-I'm stupid, you're off,
you go back to Sweden.

-Yeah.

And you, what are you going to do?
-Nothing.

I will type "single bear
sea ice" on the Internet

and leave things
be done quietly.

- But you want to come with me?

-I don't want to put myself
between you and your boyfriend.

-I don't have a boyfriend.

-Oh?

-How long to pack your bag?

-I hurry.

-OK.

"Angeleyes"
(ABBA)

-Oh yeah!
-Yeah.

It's here.

- You've been around the world.

-Yes, but not tourism.
I go where there is an emergency.

where I can help.
-Sure. You laugh?

-It's my African period.

In fact, I spent 2 years
among the Masai

in Kenya.
I left my heart there.

And he is Babu.
He's Said's dad.

Are you okay honey?

-How are you.

-I missed you.

Are you going to do your homework?
-Yeah.

-It's good.

This is my Thai period.

And he is Benyat.

Emily's dad.

-Hello!
-Hello!

-Hello...

-What a great smile!

That's my Swedish period.

He is Gunnar.

Lars' dad.

-And There you go. And There you go!

- Stop sticking mom, you.
-Fortunate!

-Ah, that's Carole.

-A friend?

-A little more than a friend,
we were together 2 years

with Carol.

-I see.

She's a great friend.
Beep

-Yeah! Shit, the oven.
I let you continue.

vincent,

can you come and help me?

- Yeah, I'm done
the riding period. I'm coming.

Sorry. Sorry.

Enjoy your meal.

-Lord, bless this meal,
those who prepared it,

and bring bread
to those who don't have one. Amen.

-Amen.

Enjoy your meal.

Emily recites a prayer in Thai.

Enjoy your meal.

Said recites a prayer in Arabic.

Great. And you, you.

-I am atheist.

- Good, it's shorter.

Go on.

A door opens.

- Hi, I'm Gunnar.
- Hi Gunnar.

Things are going well?

I'm fine and you?

-Very well.

It's Gunnar

Lars' dad.

-Oh yes.
Yes, no, I didn't recognize him

without his clothes.

-You know, the nudity here,

it's like putting on slippers.

-If you say so.

He wants my yoghurt herring?

-Do you want some herring?
- No, thank you, I have my egg.

-Ah.

-I won't come home tonight.
I'll tell you tomorrow.

-Until tomorrow!

He won't stay with us tonight.

-What a pity!

Therefore,

that I know of,

how is the organization going?

He lives here? You will tell me,
at the linen level, it is not boring.

-Not for long, he's getting married.

-Vincent?

How old are you?

-I am 45 years old.

-You have a girlfriend?

-Emily, we don't pose
these kinds of questions.

-I do not care. Uh.
No, I don't have a girlfriend.

-I believe that Vincent
wants to copulate with Mom!

- That's enough!

Apologize.

-Sorry.

Soft music

-You don't lock?
- It's nothing to fear.

-It is good.
-Since he was little.

-You have kids

very small, you feel.

-We gave him a ball
in the legs and it was gone.

-Oh yeah.

Cheers

-He does the Thierry Henry.

He did the...

-What is he doing?

Whistle

But he's a total jerk.
There is hand.

When there is no hand seen,
there is no hand.

Said, he didn't see the hand.
Why did you do that?

-I! must follow the rules,
vincent.

-These 5 spoken words
by a 12 year old

have created in me like an electroshock.

In Kichwa

-He doesn't understand, "electric shock".

-Ah! Yes I think.

I do not know. You tell him :

"Transformation." So.

So.

He's trying to say "transformation".

Exactly. That's it. This is.

He has the ear.
He's not a boss for nothing.

He repeats.

-You say it well, too.

He has a problem, right?

-It's on a loop, yes.

-Transformation.

-There you have it. I can continue?

Basically, I was changing.

transverse flute

What's on the panels?

-It's: "The big concert
against pollution."

-What's this?

The more music they play,

less pollution
in the world?

-That's it.

-That's it.

- NO, THERE!

-The children had revealed
the most beautiful part of myself.

It's here.

Sorting out garbage.
-It's cool.

-Tell stories.

To make pancakes.

As they told me:
"Vincent,

"let's not pass
next to the simple things."

At this time in my life,
I was missing more than one thing.

But you, Eva, sentimentally,

a new relationship,
not really your thing?

-Nope.

I already have 3 children.

With round trips,
it's already complicated and here,

there's a crazy job.
-Yeah.

-I keep my sexual energy
for the ice cap.

-You're not on it,

right now?
-Nope.

At all.

-OH...
-But unfortunately,

someone saw that in addition
of my salary of 1,600 euros,

I was allocated

compensation of 900 euros
For transport,

450 euros expatriate expenses...

-132 euros for clothing costs
related to extreme conditions,

3,700 euros monthly salary,

around 40,000 euros per year.

An astronomical expense
for the surprising mutation

of a single official
in Greenland.

Bacheron's tasty calculation,
so it's me,

who spends more

to spend less.

It's you
who mutated that Peltier over there?

-Yes.

-Yes. Does your name
appears in the article, there?

- Uh... no, I don't know.
I haven't read it in full.

-How?

-I do not know,
I didn't read the whole article.

-He is not there.

You see

your face in photo
in the article?

-Uh no.

- Well no. Why?

Because it's not there.

Good.

And my mouth, there,

do you see her,
my mouth?

Do you see her?
- Yes, I see her.

-It is annoying.

It's very annoying.

My mouth is 2 fingers away
to return to the Quai d'Orsay.

If Foreign Affairs
escape me,

I will take a world map,

I will spin it

and I'll fuck my finger
randomly on it,

and I mute you

at the place of the finger.

Out!

Vincent laughs.

-This story
is a real fairy tale.

-That's the word.
-Yes.

Unfortunately, it's over.
You must go home.

- If I refused?

-I find my Peltier
whom I love, my champion.

Do you know the principle?
You sign your resignation.

You accept this check
of 40,000 euros.

Yes, it climbs.
And you live your Nordic bliss

with your friend, her bears
and its blocks of ice.

She laughs.

-It's no.

- So, you are moved.

I found a comfortable position.
Heartbreak limit.

-In France?

-Yes.

- Do you excuse me?

I do not disturb you?

-I'm in a meeting.
*-Its very important.

- Okay, wait.

I take my break. I'm listening to you.

-They come back to the charge,
I am stuck.

- Calm down, kid.
Do you have any holidays left?

-It has nothing to do.
I tell you that...

-Hush. I repeat.
Do you still have leave to ask?

No wait. I'm having a break.

-Yes.
*-You put them all down immediately.

There is a waiting period.

We can't mutate you
if you are on vacation.

- Okay, I'm doing this. Thank you, Michael.

-No, it's France
who thanks you.

I'm back to work, hello.

-You push back
an inevitable deadline.

Shit!

Enjoy your last 3 months.
After that, it's over.

Won't you help me?
-I can not.

I'm on vacation.

If something happens to me? lumbago,

a sprain,
I cut my finger

with one of your leaves,

I'm emptying myself of my blood.
-It's good. Be smart.

Be smart.

You know the adage?

We pay the musicians
at the end of the ball.

-The stages of manufacture

porcelain: firing,

drying and enamelling.

It is important.

-And for the temperature of...

- Hi, guess who it is?

-Karl!

You're okay?

-Very well. It has been a long time.

-What is that thing? Who is it?
- Mom's friend.

In Swedish

-Vincent,

I present to you Karl.

He's my dear friend.
It's like my brother.

We can say everything to each other, do everything.

-Hi!

-Hi.

-Karl proposes to do
rafting tomorrow. you can keep

the children?

-No way.

-Very cool!

- "So kül" too.

As I became
a man of irreproachable civility,

respectful and caring

towards the planet,
a problem of size faced me.

Jealousy.

-Good! CS

Thanks a lot.

-Yes.
- Kisses, children.

-GOODBYE MOM

-Ready to paddle?
-Yes.

They laugh.

He blows.

mocking laugh

-Oh yes anyway.

A door opens.

How are you?

-Nope.

-How's that, no?
- It's Karl.

He had an accident.
-That's to say?

-We let ourselves be quietly guided
by the current for 30 min.

In Swedish

And then...

rafting got stuck

against a rock.

Karl tried to dismiss
rafting the rock with his foot.

-And?
-His sole slipped.

I! scream.

-Oh.....

- Stuck crotch
against the rock...

- My testicles!

-We had to hoist him.

- My testicles!

-And there really was
a lot of wind.

- My testicles!
He screams.

-It's not true!

- My testicles!

-He's at the hospital,
we are waiting for news,

but doctors fear

that he can no longer use his sound.

-Of his?
-Of its...

-Ah!

That's really nerd,
such a story.

I was a different man.

I was more discourteous,
disrespectful, jealous.

I had changed.

I was a new man.

My parents also saw

how I fit in
to my new life.

-Vincent, you can.

-Oh yes. Sorry.

-What will you do
when will your holidays be over?

-I will stay here.

The Swedish

are civic, efficient,

serene.

Here, no free pass.
No one is superior to the other.

They are people
with whom we can discuss.

- Do you have a fever?
- Wait, I have a thermometer.

-Oh fuck.

No, but are you okay?

So!

That must be French.

People pig!

A shame!

-Give me the thermometer,
I must have a fever.

- Say so, my darling.
-Yes?

- Tomorrow, wedding: skirt or pants?

-The denim skirt.

With the red shirt.
-OK.

-Inger is here for your lesson.

Swedish accent
- Can you tell me what time it is?

In Swedish
- It's half past ten.

-Cheer!

-There's no more hot water.

Hot water is available
between 6 a.m. and 9:15 a.m.

Then it's cold water

for the sake of energy saving.

-It will be long?

- But it's very good

for the body

to shower in cold water.

- Well done, that's very good.
-Mrs.

Can you tell my son
to go fuck himself?

In Swedish, of course.

-I didn't understand.

-Your father advises you
to go fuck yourself.

-These French.

They are so vulgar.

In Swedish
-You can kiss.

Applause

Swedish traditional music

-I! adapted well.
-Too.

-Goodbye.
-GOODBYE, MARTINE.

- Goodbye, children.

-GOODBYE, JEAN-PAUL.

- My parents ran away.

But I was more and more convinced
to want to stay.

I did not take into account
a thing.

The length of the Swedish winter.

Hello Stina.
- Good evening Vincent.

-6 months during which
the evening darkness alternates with...

morning darkness.

Hello Stina.
-Hello Vincent.

-And it plays on people's morale.

*-What kills these birds
comes from my house.

*I dump 6 billion kg

*of plastic waste per year
in the sea. A plastic that...

He changes channels.

-Lars, stop, you're boring.

*-You return to live in France,
Gérard Depardieu.

*-I do not know anymore
who said this wonderful thing.

"France is the most beautiful kingdom
after that of heaven.”

“I miss France sorely
like a part of me.

“You know what I miss the most?

*The smells.

“We no longer say
"the smells".

“Perfumes, fragrances...

*That's words
who don't fuck.

*What I miss is...

*the smell of hay in Châteauroux
when I was a kid.

*Hot horse dung

“deposited on a small path
from Normandy.

*A little souvenir
for whoever comes after.

*The Little Black
in an unwashed cup,

“at the counter of a den
in the 19th in Paris.

“France is firecrackers
which burst the eardrums of the ladies

“at the ball of July 14.

*It's a coughing 2 CV

*on a hot tar
in the Cevennes.

"Cicadas,

* the wild boars,

“gulls.

“Little old people talking
on a bench in Corsica.

*France is everywhere.

*The lights,

*resistance,
the ideal of so many men.

“I missed her
like a love of youth.

“She is now
every day in my eyes,

*in my heart,

*in my life.

*-Thank you for these words

*who look like you.
This is the end of this diary.

-He returns.

It's a thing, anyway.

Sorry, that's ridiculous.

-I left my country

I left my house

My city

my sad city

Dragging for no reason

"I left my country"
(Enrico Macías)

I left my sun

I left my blue sea

-Thanks. Goodbye.

-Their memories wake up

-Excuse me.

I only have one bottle. I can?

-And I only have a full cart.
Nope!

-In France, when we have an article,
we let it pass out of courtesy.

- What, don't you understand?

I don't want you to pass, jerk!
Clear!

“"Stik"?

"Stik" too.
What are you Swedes going to do?

Deprive me of Krisprolls,

of sandwich at lkea?

I take your moldy ABBA records

and I wipe myself with it.
-Excuse him, he's depressed.

-Yeah yeah!
I'm going to kick your ass.

-Advance!
-I swear...

French music

How do you do

your foie gras?

However, I feel the fat,
but I don't feel the liver.

-Ah.

My wife does it.

With momentum.

I put you ice cubes
in Bordeaux,

because...

corked.

Quiche Lorraine for Madame.

-My pal.

-For sir, steak tartare.
-Thanks.

- Come on, let's go to bed.
it's night.

-I want to go back to France, Eva.

*-Following a social movement
on the ground at Charles-de-Gaulle airport,

*flight 4567 is announced

*with a delay of approximately 4 hours.

-Eh yes.

I already feel at home.

My new family and me
we left for France.

besides my parents

overjoyed at my return,

someone else

was waiting for me eagerly.

-I can't wait for Peltier
discovers his new position.

-And I therefore.
-I have found official accommodation.

- You are too generous.
- Pleasure to offer, joy to receive.

-Eh?
-As on the flowers, José.

-Ah....
- You didn't understand.

Come on, carry on.

-Mme Bailliencourt had found us
a cozy nest for all 5.

I was close to my new job.

Public service
operates in areas.

subtly varied.

beeps

- Where is the E?

-Near the Z.
-Oh yes.

-Send.

So.

What did we have last night?
2 dead,

3 fire starts in the west wing,

2 strangulation attempts
on officer...

I told them
moreover put the strangulations.

Go on!

Both of us.

Oh, the resume!

Health, Fleury-Mérogis,

Fresne,

the Baumettes,

high security area,

the Modelo in Bogota,

very impressive.

It's nice here, we have everything.

Schizophrenic, bipolar,

of the murderer, of the sex maniac.
We even have a cannibal.

- The bitch.

-Sorry?

-Nothing.

Outbursts of inmates

- The files are complete.

And the level of 3 is very good.

It's nice to have
also awake.

I have often noticed
that children...

they were more lively, more precocious.

-The children?

-The children. adopted. They ponder

about their origins.

Inside, everything goes faster.

- But they are not adopted.
It's mine.

-Oh...

So several dads.

-Have to believe, yeah.

-A man.

then another,
then another, then another...

Such is life.

Alright, well...

All three are listed.

Said the Great goes to Jean Jaurès.

Emily is

admitted to Paul Langevin,

and Lars,

he is going to Saint-Exupéry, my darling.

- They could not be all
in the same school?

We live at the same address.

-No Unfortunately. No.

- Is there no possible appeal?

-Private.
But it's paying, it's private.

-I'll take Lars and Emily.

We'll take the 153, they leave us
when stopping the 256, it's perfect.

Then Saïd, he will go alone.

I'll take it the first day.

But he will go on his own afterwards.

-In Limoges, I would have solved that for you
in two seconds.

-We are not in Limoges.
- No, we are not in Limoges.

It's like everything. need a time
adaptation, we will get there.

-Yes.

And you, how was it
the first day? Not too hard?

- No, overall very courteous.

-Go away!

-A respect in the exchange.

-We're going to burn your ass.

-Very tolerant.

- Shut your mouth, child of a bitch.

- A lot of positive things,

very enriching.

-Oh yeah? Downright?
You must be looking forward to going back.

-You think!

You think...

So.

Come on, boom. Your hat.

- Kids, let's go.

-Kisses darling.

-Come on!
-Hi.

-In case.

Soft music

-Sir Sir!

I'm sorry, we missed the tram.

-Had to be on time.

-It's really interesting.

-Thanks. But the principle

is that wildlife can
reclaiming urban space.

The Foxes...
-The Foxes! There is one there.

-To create

places in parks
where man and animal

learn to live together.

Without domesticating.

-Yes, without domestication...

I love nature. With my husband,
we are still at Center Parc.

-I am an optimist
Vincent, but there,

the Parisian region,

it is difficult for me.

-We will get there.

-How are you?

-Sure.
Why are you asking me this question?

- I mean: how's your job?

-Yes, I am fine.
Don't worry, big guy.

-OK.

- Wait, Lars.

Not at all, actually.

-In Sweden, we say:

“In man anpassar sig till allt.”

Which means :
"man adapts to everything."

In your old job, in Limoges,

there was a realm
where were you strong?

-Yes... There is a domain
where I was not bad.

Here's your hunting license, Martin.

-Oh yes. Sorry, I had.
-It doesn't matter.

Truffles!

Oh! Should not.

-In your new job,

it is exactly the same.

For you to get by,

use your best asset.

"Bridging the Gap"
(Nas)

-Hello.

-Thanks.
-Thanks. Have a good day.

-Thanks.

- Is it for the kitchen?

-Yes, you know us,
there will be no problem.

- Eva, stop it, it's ridiculous.

-I can't endorse
your little shenanigans.

-The director can
find you a part-time job at accounting.

-I'm lucky,
the prison account.

-Who can become a full-time.

-Full time?

In prison?
-Yes.

- Kids, let's go.

- Eva, come back, it's ridiculous.

Eva.

Children, oh, oh!

Listen to me.

I can not live without you.

-Really?

So stop with your bureaucracy
and come with me.

-OK.

I quit and follow you

because I love you.

happy music

Applause

Thanks.

- They congratulate you.
-I understood.

Thank you but...

love guided my choice.

In Kichwa

He said what?

-He says you lied.

-I never lied.

I told the truth.

- He is a shaman.

He can read your soul.

- Are you telling me that now?

Vincent clears his throat.

It is true that...

If we really stop
on facts only...

maybe it didn't happen
quite passed like that.

-Stop with your civil service
and come with me.

-I love you so much,

but life is about constraints.
It's not just the feeling.

-4 tickets, please.

-The residence allowance,

the social works committee,
bonuses, the Apetiz card...

-Universal service job vouchers,
family allowances.

-You see?

- You are pathetic.

-Do you know what I can do?

Use my senior year
military service

to increase.
- Start, sir.

- Eva!

You can't do this to me.

Yes, good.
It's easy for you to judge.

What is his job, sir?

In Kichwa

-He's a peccary hunter.

- What is a peccary?

-It's like a little boar.
Hefty, but a small boar.

-Ah. Very well.

We imagine: every month,

you hunt,

you bring back a peccary.

In January, you shoot an arrow,
you bring back a peccary.

In February, an arrow,

a peccary.

December comes,

and there, you shoot an arrow,

you bring back two peccaries.

This ever happened to you?

It's called the 13th month.

The one who never knew
this extreme joy

can't understand my fight.

*-I dump 6 billion kg
of plastic waste per year

“in the sea. A plastic...

*-The polar bear awakens in us
lots of emotions.

*This super predator
marked by its strength...

We ring.

-Good evening.

-I have what I need.

-Wait. I have an offer
that you cannot refuse.

- You already made it to me, right?

We're going to try a new cocktail.
-It's original.

-Yes.
-Thanks.

Well, health!
-Health.

- We stay in prison.

Like jail.

-I understood.

-I'm going to tell you a secret.
Basically, I find you likeable.

-I'm going to tell you a secret.
Basically, me, not at all.

-Sacred Vincent!

We drink. When we drink,
everyone is friendly.

- Will have to drink a lot, then.
-It suits me.

-Me too.

We got into a fight and...

she left with the kids.
-Oh!

Downright.
-Hmm.

-Oh yeah.

- Yeah, you surprise me.

- But the gourd!

I didn't come empty-handed,
I have a gift.

But yes.

It was lying on the desk,
I thought, "I'm bringing it."

It's sales. Hop, we liquidate.

Come on, open up.

-43,000 euros?

-I said to myself: "I will not
catch it with 3 peanuts.”

- You put the whole bowl.
-Oh yes.

You are hilarious, watch out.

Me, physical plus humor,
it's the winning cocktail.

Attention!

Come on, let's sign
and then we do the foufous.

-I'll get the pen

in the kitchen.
-Telephone.

-Eh?
-Telephone.

Thanks.

-"She offers me 43,000..."
- Peltier?

-"I believe

“which I will accept.”

"In Spanish

-I! had it all figured out.

We can say whatever we want.

This is. Oh no.

Signal
Eh?

But no!

Vincent, no!

I! send.

Signal

Signal

Alright, come on. "Sick leave
3 weeks now."

Sick leave,

now!

I! send.

Oh... Where is my Fidel?

Holy man.
And the floor, opposite...

You sleep?

She does not care.

-Vincent...

At 8 years old, at the end of the year gala
from dance school, I didn't care

crushed glass in slippers
girlfriends so that they hurt each other

and that I do
better performance than them.

Good night.

-To occupy my leave, I am
returned home with a heavy heart.

During this time,

in Bercy, Bailliencourt
was always after me.

-M. The Minister? Excuse me.

In the Peltier file,
I found a parade.

As soon as he comes out of sick leave,
I transfer it.

-In Saint-Pierre-et-Miquelon?
With you?

-I don't understand.

-I rotated the world map
of my daughter, and stroke of luck,

my finger has stopped
in Saint-Pierre-et-Miquelon. Funny?

You will put on your reflective vest
to make the penguins cross.

At the zebra crossing.

You are transferred.

-Hello....
- Fine, gentlemen.

Finally, ladies,
otherwise, we'll be in trouble.

Thanks for your presence.

Civil service reform
ended smoothly.

-It comes from the ministry.

-Where am I being sent this time?

Thanks!

Oh, that's good.
It's good, it's good!

That's good!

"Felicita"
(AI Bano and Romina Power)

-On return

from Vincent!

-Everything was back to normal.

Finally,
everything was back to normal...

I thought of her every day.

melancholic music

-Ah! They are finally on their way
to recognize my problem

carpal tunnel
as a disability.

-That's it!

-AIlô?

Wait, don't quit.

-I was angry,
I didn't want to tell you.

And then I found
that wouldn't be fair.

I am pregnant.

-And...

Can I know from whom?

- All I can tell you,
is that he hasn't moved in 9 months.

Neither a knee nor an arm.

*Yes Vincent.

It's your child.

-And here I am,

in front of you, Coke.

Ladies and gentlemen...

In few hours,
I will be a father.

Yes.

In Kichwa

He said what?

-He says you led
a miserable life

thinking only of your privileges

and that by doing this,
you have sealed your fate.

But he also says:

“A child can change your life
of a man, however pitiful he may be.”

-Ah... So.

I agree on the 2nd part.

I generally agree.

- "Learn from your mistakes

"and be a better man."

You are free to go.

-Thank you, Coke! Thank you all!

Thanks!

Hey.

My baby will be named after you.

Finally, in 2nd or 3rd first name,
because Coke is not easy.

It works for you, but.

- Sorry, but I have the counter
which is still running, therefore.

-Oh fuck!

-We keep in touch.

In Kichwa

We had a real time
sharing, promiscuity...

-I'm a bit stressed.

-It'll be OK.
It will be a boy.

-She is...

She is beautiful.

-What did you call her?
-I was waiting for you.

-It's original for a girl.

- No, I thought of Inès.
It means "purity".

I am glad to see you.

-Me too.

- Did you resign?

-3 months of parental leave.

A doctor friend added me

typhus for me, malaria for you.

It extends for 6 months.
If you prefer typhus,

we switch, I'm not looking.

And for Inès, we will give you.

-It's not very funny.
There is no vaccine here.

She can really
catch something.

- Is there no vaccine?

-Do you see where we are?
Vaccines arrive in dribs and drabs,

there are not enough drugs
and material.

- My daughter is not a priority?

In Spanish
My sister!

I'm here.

Listen to me.

It's gonna go fast.

First of all.

I really like caregivers.

And second.

Give your hand. For you.

-It's a donation for the hospital.

- Thanks, thanks.

-What donation?

Look around you,
it's volunteers here.

-I just want to fix it.

-Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Come my love.

Want to fix it?
You will take

your stuff, your bullshit papers,

your arrogance
shitty profiteer,

and you leave.

Sad music

Phone ring

- What do you want from me?

*-Isabelle, I have good news
to let you know.

-What?
*I have a good new.

-Wait. Hold the line!

- Alprazolam is the generic
Xanax, but it's the same molecule.

-Do you have internet?

-No, I don't really have the Internet.

-When will you be in front of a screen?

-I do not know,
I'll call you back in 3 hours.

I'm with a friend.

*-There, you make an initial.

-OK.

*-Another initial.

-Yeah. OK.

“-And there, the most important page,

“you sign.

-Wait.

45,235?
Didn't we say 50,000?

*-Yes, after a few samples,
we are at 45,235.

- Yeah, but it's not okay, huh?

Well no.

Nope,

I will do it to you,
you will understand.

Here, here is 45,235 euros.

It's okay, huh?

Yes. So, listen.

Here, here is 50,000 euros.

Look at the kids. You see?

*-Peltier,
me, I add it, the difference.

-Oh no.
-NOPE...

-It will make us uncomfortable.

*-Yes Yes!

*Yes Yes.

*Here, here.

*Here it is.

*Okay that's good? Its good?

*Now you sign.

-So.

*-Well then!

*Congratulation.
So it's my turn

*designate.

*It's going in the mail today.
A check

*of 45,235

*and mine of 4,765.

*Peltier?
-What?

*-Make good use of it.

"Sunflower"
(Post Malone and Swae Lee)

-Hello.

-Hello.

- The Minister will receive you.
-Thanks.

Signal

*-Isabella,
we would like to thank you

“for your gesture and your generosity

“towards our dispensary.

*You have a large corazén.

*-MUCHAS GRACIAS!

*Applause

A door opens.

-Welcome to the Quai d'Orsay.

-Excuse me.

-I understand.

I do that to a lot of women.

And to some men too,
Jean-Francois.

- Peltier?

*-Ms. Bailliencourt,
what can I do for you?

- It's crazy what you did.

*-Oh good?
Did you receive a message?

- How much did you give them?

*-50,000.
I love round numbers

"I told you,
but you don't listen to me.

-You told them it was coming
of me? Well, not only, but...

*-It doesn't matter where it comes from.

*In the administration, we think
to others before thinking of us.

*It's like that
what we were taught, right?

-The expression is a bit outdated,

but you are quite a number.

*-You are another one,
I've already told you that too.

I must leave you.

I'm on the job,
I can make personal calls.

-You know that the genetic map
the purest is obtained by...

-Yes I know.

Leave us between men.
If that's you, you'll get attached.

"Sunflower"
(Post Malone and Swae Lee)

Subtitling: VDM

-Yes. So, as we no longer have
money for music,

because we spent it all,

it is I who will speak
at the end of the credits.

I will accompany you.
I will furnish, as they say.

So.

So.
For me, it was a great shoot.

I really had fun,
because...

We went
in lots of different places.

I made myself
lots of new friends

among the technicians,
the actors too.

You did see? There is still
fifty actors.

It's been great. Really.

Then, I'm not saying,
there's always one or two assholes.

Out of 50 people,
you can't have only good people.

I have a theory about assholes.

I tell myself that we must always see
the glass half full in life.

It's that asshole
highlights people well.

That's to say,
at the same time, I say to myself:

"Yes, he really pissed me off
to put a bullet in my head,

"but those with whom
I had a good time, well.

"So that, I put a little cross
on a rock, really.

"I will remember it with pleasure."

If not, what else?

The canteen, we don't talk about it much.
Very good.

Me, I like
the light stuff.

I tend to
to throw myself on everything that...

It is true that at the beginning,

when I started in the cinema,
I was not mistaken.

And suddenly,
I could have a lasagna.

I like slightly rich dishes.

It's true that playing with a lasagna
in the belly, it's not good, what.

It shows, it feels.
We play pasty.

Me, as I was a director,
I had asked for light dishes.

And from time to time,
when there was a birthday,

someone who left us,

to go
on another better paid shoot,

we had a little farewell party

and then I asked
something a little richer, a dish...

So. What did I say?
The atmosphere, the canteen...

Great weather. Great weather.

So. I believe
that I did a little trick.

And then, good shooting.

Well, I mean, good movie.
No, you have seen it.

Good life.

We wish each other
good continuation of life.

And for the older ones,
good continuation and end of life. So.

See you soon.