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(Cow mooing)
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(Cowbell jangling)
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(Whistling melody)
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Los, los weiter.
Los weiter, schnell.
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Komm her da!
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- Platz da!
- (# Rousing music from loudspeaker)
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- Das ist verboten.
- Is the night train to Basel running?
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- Nur für Militär.
- Can't you speak English?
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- Bringen Sie die beiden weg.
- The fellow doesn't speak English.
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Typical. They put them in uniforms and
they can't even answer simple questions.
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Der nächste Zug für Zivilisten
geht morgen.
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No train till tomorrow.
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No train?
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We have reserved seats, my dear fellow.
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Well, what do you suggest
we do, Charters?
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- I suppose we'd better find a hotel.
- I suppose we'd better.
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You know, the...the ill manners and the
inefficiency of this race is abominable.
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Couldn't run a whelk stall.
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- Hotel. Ho-tel.
- Yes, OK.
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Bitte.
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- (Charters) Hotel.
- OK.
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Schnell weitergehen.
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(Accordion playing ländler)
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Bring the bags, will you?
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- Is this going on all night?
- I sincerely hope not.
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Good evening. A room for two
with a private bath, please.
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- Facing the mountains.
- And a separate how's-your-fathers.
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I'm sorry, gentlemen,
there are no rooms left.
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- No rooms?
- Impossible.
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This hotel is full. The trains are disrupted
by military movements.
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You're welcome, of course, to sleep
on the sofas in the upstairs lounge.
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- Sleep on the sofas?
- In the lounge?
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Where are going to change for dinner?
Slip into the old soup and fish.
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- I don't think he understands.
- Maybe Bavarians don't dress for dinner.
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This is no time to be funny.
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Excuse me. Can you tell me if
the night train to Basel is still delayed?
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It will leave at noon tomorrow, madam.
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Oh. Oh, how very unfortunate.
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- Third rate country, what do you expect?
- Typical.
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(Shouting and cheering)
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Mmm! Wrong year,
we'll have to send her back!
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Go on, Amanda, bash on regardless.
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Do you suppose they're some
of the bright young things
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we read about in the press?
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Doesn't seem to me they're so very
bright. Nor, may I say, so very young!
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- Everything all right, gentlemen?
- Who are they?
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- Not British, I hope.
- Probably Americans.
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More champagne!
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(All shouting and cheering)
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Ladies and gentlemen!
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It is my pleasure and honour...
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to present to you...
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- Mrs Amanda...
- (Cheering)
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Metcalfe...
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Madvani...
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Von Hoffstetter Kelly!
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Who will favour us this evening...
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with one of her world famous imitations.
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(Cheering)
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Amanda! Amanda!
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We want Amanda! Amanda, my love!
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We want Amanda, Amanda, Amanda!
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We want Amanda!
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(Laughter)
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(Rants in mock German)
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(Men sing patriotic German song)
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Excuse me. Will you let me through?
I...I'm a doctor.
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She looks uncomfortable.
I'll loosen her clothing.
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No, that won't be necessary.
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(Doctor) You might have a headache
for a day or two.
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Now, you need a good rest -
and no more to drink.
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(Bell tolling)
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Bus for the station leaves
in fifteen minutes.
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I say, there's a train here
leaves Basel at 21:20.
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- Twenty from twenty-four...
- Twenty past nine, that's no good.
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No, there's nothing later than last month.
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I don't suppose there's
a wireless set hereabouts?
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Awful to be left in the dark, Caldicott.
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Our communications cut off in a time of
crisis. Last news from home was grim.
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- "England on the brink."
- Newspaper sensationalism.
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The old country's been
in tight spots before.
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London? Mr Salter's call to London?
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Yes, hold on, I'll get him at once.
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Mr Salter. Mr Salter!
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Mr Salter!
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Go on, risk it. Go on, go on.
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Hello? I say, you in London.
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No, no, this isn't Salter. The name's
Charters, we've sent for Salter.
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I say, what's happening to England?
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Blowing a gale?
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No, no, no, you don't follow me at all, sir.
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I'm inquiring about the Test match.
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The Te... Cricket, sir, cricket.
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You can't be in England
and not know the Test score.
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- Fellow says he doesn't know.
- Silly ass!
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Er, hello, are you there?
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I say, could you find out for us?
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Oh, nonsense. Only take a minute, what?
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Oh, very well. If you won't, you won't.
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Wasting my time. Fellow's an ignoramus.
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Let's get on the back of the bus
before someone recognises me.
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Oh, darling, don't worry.
No one here knows who you are.
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Well, they might, so get on.
Go on, darling, quickly.
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Bus for the station
leaves in eight minutes.
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Good God.
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Typical.
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Good morning, Mrs Kelly.
You're looking very well. Very fetching.
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Actually, I feel fit, very fit indeed.
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Madly. Madly fit.
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- Would you like to sit down?
- Thank you. Maybe I will.
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Just for a minute.
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- Where are your friends?
- I don't know. Sleeping, I guess.
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They're staying on. I have to leave
for London. Getting married on Friday.
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Getting married? Isn't that nice?
Congratulations.
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- I've been married before, several times.
- I know.
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Did I make an unholy spectacle
of myself last night?
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- You could say that.
- You were present?
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- I was.
- And you didn't think it was funny either.
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To tell you the God's honest truth,
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I thought it was the most amazing
exhibition of sheer dumbness
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I have ever seen.
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This whole continent is going to explode
in about 20 minutes
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and what I think would be really dumb is
if it was all triggered off
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by a madcap American heiress.
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Much-married madcap American heiress
is how I'm referred to in the press.
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- Do I know you?
- Robert Condon.
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- Photographer for Life magazine.
- Life magazine? How amusing.
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They did my coming-out party
at the Plaza.
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You weren't one of those cameramen
trying to snap pictures
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in the ladies' room, were you?
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I'm sorry to say I was unable to attend.
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I was being kicked out of Spain
at the time.
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- How impressive.
- (Bell ringing)
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Last call! The bus for the station
is leaving immediately. Hurry!
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God, I hope that maid's finished packing.
I must go and see.
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- Mrs Kelly.
- Yes?
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It's none of my business
but are you going London like that?
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Oh, that? Oh, I can change on the train.
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- (Bell ringing)
- Miss Kelly!
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The bus for the station
is leaving immediately!
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You must come now!
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Miss Kelly, we can't wait!
We'll miss the train!
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Miss Kelly!
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Have them send the luggage on
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to Mrs Amanda Metcalfe Madvani
von Hoffstetter Kelly.
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No, make that Lady Amanda
Ogilvie-Gore.
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You know how they love
a title at Claridge's.
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- Or is it the Connaught?
- (Bus hooting)
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What is the meaning, Miss Kelly?
You will lose it!
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Hey! Bus!
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(Amanda shrieking)
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(PA) 'Passagiere bitte in den
jetzt da stehenden Zug einsteigen.'
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- Fräulein Froy!
- Yes?
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- You are Fräulein Froy?
- Yes.
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- I have here your ticket.
- Oh.
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Oh, but this is for a reserved seat.
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How very thoughtful of them.
Thank you, thank you very much.
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If this train's on time at Basel,
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- we can catch the last day of the match.
- Just hope it's like this at the Oval.
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The porter is putting the baggage
on train for you.
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I'd like to have my hat case, please.
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- Let me carry that for you.
- Danke schön.
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God, this place is teeming with British.
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Sie müssen sich beeilen,
der Zug fährt ab.
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(PA) 'Will passengers for Switzerland
please board the train?
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- 'It will stop at Innsbruck, Bregenz...'
- (Whistle blows)
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- 'Mullenbach, St Gallen and Basel.'
- (Whistle blows)
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'Please close the doors.
The train is ready to leave.'
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This is the compartment of the Baroness
von Kisling. All seats are reserved.
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Why don't you just dry up
and blow away?
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I believe this is my seat.
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Here, let me take this.
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That's all right. I'll just fold it up
and pop it up there on the rack.
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Thank you so much.
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- Darf ich Ihnen helfen?
- Nein danke, das schaffe ich alleine.
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(Whistle blows)
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Hey Sie, kommen Sie her!
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Machen Sie schon.
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Mensch, wir brauchen Sie.
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Wo ist diese Person jetzt?
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Unterwegs zum Bahnhof.
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(Whistle blows)
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Can I do anything to help?
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You look as if you've been playing
in a coal bin.
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Don't tell me I still have...
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Why don't we go and see
if the dining car is open?
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A nice cup of tea will settle your tummy.
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And we'll stop in the washroom
and wash it off!
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By all means.
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(Laughter)
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I said to them, "Don't you play
in the coal bin any more."
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Thank you.
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- Oh!
- Oh! I'm sorry.
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Do forgive me. Very clumsy.
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That's all right.
I'm just waiting for the waiter.
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- If I see him, shall I send him back?
- Thank you. Thank you so much.
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What a handsome couple.
She reminds me of an actress.
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There are more English people on this
train than there are in Piccadilly Circus.
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Darling, I do think you're developing
a persecution complex.
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The last day in the hotel
was a nightmare.
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Skulking in the corridors,
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- dinner in our room...
- Well, I am not exactly unknown.
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We missed all the fun. Apparently, that
American girl did an imitation of Hitler.
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- Really? How lovely(!)
- I wish we'd been there.
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I could have done my Mussolini.
I do a splendid Mussolini.
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Oh, darling.
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Do stop worrying.
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I promise you, that poor lady
has no idea who you are.
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- Well, it is better to be safe than sorry.
- Mm, yes.
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Anyway, isn't it rather nicer to be alone?
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Wollen Sie hier Platz nehmen?
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They're very friendly, Germans, once you
know them. I've spent four years here.
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- Guten Tag.
- I think I'll have a nice cup of tea.
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Would you like tea
or some nice warm Bovril?
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Whisky. Large whisky and soda, please.
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- Whisky and soda?
- Large.
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- And a pot of tea?
- Yes. Oh, just one moment.
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Er... Would you mind using this?
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Harriman's Herbal,
as drunk by a million Mexicans.
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"A soothing compound to settle
the stomach and soothe the nerves."
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- Are you sure you won't try some?
- I've never been more sure of anything.
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It's your tummy,
you know what to put into it.
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Just one moment...
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Ginger snaps. Would you pop these
onto a plate, please?
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And be sure that the water
is really boiling for the tea.
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- Certainly, madam.
- Yes.
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I don't suppose it's really drunk
by a million Mexicans
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but it does make a lovely cup of tea.
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- By the way, my name is Froy.
- Did you say Freud?
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- (Train roars past)
- Not Freud, Froy.
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I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
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Froy. Rhymes with "joy"!
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Oh, Froy. Froy!
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I'm a children's governess
and music teacher.
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I've just spent an unforgettable
four years in Bavaria.
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Now I'm going back to England.
239
00:21:48.860 --> 00:21:50.860
To Brighton, that's where my home is.
240
00:21:50.940 --> 00:21:54.100
Well, Hove actually,
it's just down the coast a bit.
241
00:21:54.220 --> 00:21:56.540
I work for General von Reider.
242
00:21:57.660 --> 00:21:59.620
Mm, very attractive.
243
00:21:59.740 --> 00:22:03.100
He's such a fine man
and such dear children.
244
00:22:03.180 --> 00:22:05.980
- Ahh.
- I hated leaving them.
245
00:22:06.600 --> 00:22:10.300
But with things the way they are
it seemed best for me to be off home.
246
00:22:10.380 --> 00:22:13.620
Shame. We had such lovely times
together at the castle.
247
00:22:13.740 --> 00:22:16.340
Twenty four in service,
plus five gardeners.
248
00:22:16.460 --> 00:22:18.900
- Really?
- I had a lovely room.
249
00:22:19.200 --> 00:22:20.940
- Like to see a picture?
- Love to.
250
00:22:21.200 --> 00:22:24.700
There it is. There I am,
right up in the north tower.
251
00:22:24.780 --> 00:22:30.100
The ceiling was all painted blue -
like peacock feathers, lined with gold.
252
00:22:30.220 --> 00:22:33.140
And mirrors in the most unusual places.
253
00:22:34.380 --> 00:22:36.100
Thank you.
254
00:22:36.220 --> 00:22:38.780
Would you reserve two places
for lunch, please?
255
00:22:38.860 --> 00:22:42.600
- If you'd care to have it with me.
- If I'm still alive.
256
00:22:42.140 --> 00:22:45.140
Well, here we go.
Once more into the breach.
257
00:22:46.380 --> 00:22:50.380
- Try to make it for the first sitting.
- Certainly, madam.
258
00:22:50.460 --> 00:22:52.540
- Thank you.
- (Caldicott) It's a moot point.
259
00:22:53.500 --> 00:22:56.780
There's nothing moot about it.
The fellow simply was not out.
260
00:22:56.860 --> 00:22:59.820
If it hadn't been for the umpires,
he'd be batting still.
261
00:22:59.900 --> 00:23:02.860
- I do not understand. If...
- I'll show you.
262
00:23:02.940 --> 00:23:05.860
I saw it. I saw the whole thing. Look.
263
00:23:05.980 --> 00:23:10.700
Here's Hutton at the wicket,
there's the umpire, Constantine bowling.
264
00:23:10.780 --> 00:23:13.380
Stollmeyer, Headley, Sealy...
265
00:23:14.460 --> 00:23:16.820
Oh, dear, he's forgot the sugar.
266
00:23:17.200 --> 00:23:20.140
He's at the gasworks end,
so the light was on his right.
267
00:23:20.220 --> 00:23:22.100
Constantine bowls.
268
00:23:22.220 --> 00:23:24.540
- Would you pass the sugar, please?
- Pardon?
269
00:23:24.620 --> 00:23:27.100
May I trouble you for the sugar?
270
00:23:27.180 --> 00:23:28.780
I...
271
00:23:28.860 --> 00:23:32.220
If you'd be kind enough
to pass the sugar.
272
00:23:40.780 --> 00:23:43.140
Thank you. Thank you very much.
273
00:23:43.260 --> 00:23:45.180
Don't mention it.
274
00:24:08.140 --> 00:24:10.740
Los, wir müssen uns beeilen. Ab!
275
00:24:14.140 --> 00:24:16.600
(Laughter)
276
00:24:17.180 --> 00:24:19.140
Shh!
277
00:24:21.500 --> 00:24:25.100
- I think I'll take a nap too.
- That's a very good idea.
278
00:24:25.180 --> 00:24:28.540
Cover up with your nice fur coat.
It's lovely and soft.
279
00:24:28.620 --> 00:24:30.620
It is soft, isn't it? Yes.
280
00:24:30.700 --> 00:24:34.700
I was given a squirrel coat
by a woman I worked for
281
00:24:34.780 --> 00:24:37.980
but it was always getting caught
in my bicycle wheel.
282
00:24:38.600 --> 00:24:39.820
Now, you have a good sleep
283
00:24:39.900 --> 00:24:43.420
and then I'll wake you up
in time for a good, hot lunch.
284
00:24:53.580 --> 00:24:55.500
(Whistles)
285
00:24:58.860 --> 00:25:00.780
Danke.
286
00:25:02.380 --> 00:25:04.780
(Mouths)
287
00:25:14.600 --> 00:25:15.980
(Whistles melody)
288
00:26:03.980 --> 00:26:05.900
(Train whistle)
289
00:26:25.180 --> 00:26:28.100
Excuse me.
The English lady that was sitting there,
290
00:26:28.220 --> 00:26:30.140
do you know where she went?
291
00:26:30.220 --> 00:26:32.220
There has been no English lady here.
292
00:26:33.340 --> 00:26:37.180
- Excuse me?
- There has been no English lady here.
293
00:26:38.460 --> 00:26:40.420
You had perhaps a dream.
294
00:26:40.540 --> 00:26:45.300
It wasn't a dream. I'm talking about
the lady that was sitting right there.
295
00:26:45.420 --> 00:26:49.220
We went to the dining car. You
remember, you gave her the chocolate.
296
00:26:49.340 --> 00:26:52.940
- Ich versteh nicht.
- You are, I think, still half asleep.
297
00:26:53.200 --> 00:26:55.460
You went and came back alone.
298
00:26:55.580 --> 00:26:58.900
You don't understand.
I'm talking about the lady.
299
00:26:59.200 --> 00:27:00.940
The English lady in the brown hat.
300
00:27:01.200 --> 00:27:04.820
I was feeling ill and she took care of me.
We went to the dining car.
301
00:27:04.940 --> 00:27:07.260
- She had tea and I had whisky.
- Whisky?
302
00:27:07.340 --> 00:27:10.700
That, no doubt,
is what is making you confused.
303
00:27:15.420 --> 00:27:19.460
If this is some kind of practical joke,
I find it very unfunny.
304
00:27:30.460 --> 00:27:32.420
- Oh, waiter?
- Yes, madam?
305
00:27:32.540 --> 00:27:34.460
- You served me, right?
- Yes, madam.
306
00:27:34.540 --> 00:27:38.540
Remember the lady with the brown hat?
Have you seen her again?
307
00:27:38.620 --> 00:27:40.580
But madam was alone.
308
00:27:40.700 --> 00:27:43.380
Don't be absurd.
Of course I wasn't alone.
309
00:27:43.500 --> 00:27:47.780
She gave you a pack of tea. Something
horrible called Harriman's Herbal.
310
00:27:47.900 --> 00:27:50.900
- You must remember that.
- There was no tea, madam.
311
00:27:51.200 --> 00:27:52.940
Just a whisky and soda.
312
00:27:53.200 --> 00:27:55.420
A large whisky and soda.
313
00:27:55.500 --> 00:27:58.140
Not only that, she paid the check.
314
00:27:58.220 --> 00:28:01.200
I'm sorry, madam,
but it was you who paid.
315
00:28:01.100 --> 00:28:03.860
I have the bill
if madam would care to look.
316
00:28:03.980 --> 00:28:06.700
Never mind. I'll find her myself.
317
00:29:05.740 --> 00:29:08.700
Excuse me, I'm terribly sorry
to disturb you...
318
00:29:08.780 --> 00:29:11.660
Ah, Mrs Kelly!
Which I presume still is your name,
319
00:29:11.740 --> 00:29:14.300
unless you've gotten married again
on the train.
320
00:29:14.380 --> 00:29:17.940
- You're a swine.
- You know Mrs Rose Flood Porter...
321
00:29:18.600 --> 00:29:21.780
- A complete swine.
- ..and Dr Hartz who saved you last night.
322
00:29:21.900 --> 00:29:24.140
Why didn't you tell me
I had that moustache?
323
00:29:24.220 --> 00:29:28.180
My mother taught me it was bad
manners to make personal remarks
324
00:29:28.300 --> 00:29:32.300
and if, "Hey, lady, your moustache is
showing," isn't a personal remark
325
00:29:32.380 --> 00:29:35.200
I've never heard one! Dr Hartz...
326
00:29:35.100 --> 00:29:39.660
Please! I'm delighted to see you
looking well. No trouble with the head?
327
00:29:39.740 --> 00:29:41.700
Clearly just the usual.
328
00:29:41.820 --> 00:29:44.620
There's a woman missing on this train.
I saw her.
329
00:29:44.700 --> 00:29:47.620
Now people keep saying
she was never there!
330
00:29:47.740 --> 00:29:50.780
- Lovely weather we're having.
- Really lovely.
331
00:29:50.860 --> 00:29:52.940
- Oh.
- Really very lovely.
332
00:29:53.200 --> 00:29:55.980
- Quite warm.
- Not unpleasantly so, though.
333
00:29:56.600 --> 00:29:59.600
- I find it very pleasant indeed.
- Very pleasant.
334
00:29:59.180 --> 00:30:01.900
Look! If you wanna talk about
the weather
335
00:30:01.980 --> 00:30:04.180
like a bunch of creeps, go ahead!
336
00:30:04.300 --> 00:30:08.660
That knock on the head last night,
I wonder if it has affected her?
337
00:30:09.740 --> 00:30:12.180
- Imbibes, does she?
- Drinks like a fish.
338
00:30:12.300 --> 00:30:15.300
Blind as a hoot owl, drunk as a skunk.
339
00:30:15.420 --> 00:30:17.140
Disgraceful!
340
00:30:17.260 --> 00:30:20.140
- Mrs Kelly...
- Leave me alone!
341
00:30:20.220 --> 00:30:22.940
- Just take it easy.
- Will you let go of me?
342
00:30:23.200 --> 00:30:25.180
You're hysterical!
343
00:30:25.260 --> 00:30:29.980
Mrs Kelly... May I ask
what exactly was troubling you...
344
00:30:30.600 --> 00:30:32.200
- It's Miss Froy.
- Who?
345
00:30:32.140 --> 00:30:35.420
This very sweet English lady
who was in my compartment.
346
00:30:35.500 --> 00:30:37.500
- Yes?
- We went and had tea.
347
00:30:37.580 --> 00:30:41.940
Well, she had tea, Harriman's Herbal,
a million Mexicans drink it.
348
00:30:42.600 --> 00:30:45.300
I very sensibly had
a large whisky and soda.
349
00:30:45.420 --> 00:30:48.340
- Oh.
- We came back, I went to sleep...
350
00:30:48.460 --> 00:30:50.580
- Passed out.
- Shut up, swine.
351
00:30:50.700 --> 00:30:53.460
When I woke up, she was gone.
352
00:30:53.580 --> 00:30:58.460
And now, everybody says
she was never there, she never existed.
353
00:30:58.540 --> 00:31:03.200
Even the waiter who brought her tea,
even he says that he never saw her.
354
00:31:03.100 --> 00:31:06.820
Now, are they all crazy
or am I crazy or what?
355
00:31:07.900 --> 00:31:11.660
Hmm. Why don't we go and have
another talk with them?
356
00:31:11.740 --> 00:31:15.900
Perhaps it's just a misunderstanding,
something to do with the language.
357
00:31:15.980 --> 00:31:17.740
Come with me.
358
00:31:19.420 --> 00:31:21.740
It's that one.
359
00:31:21.820 --> 00:31:24.200
She speaks English as well as I do,
360
00:31:24.140 --> 00:31:29.600
so go in there, tell her you're a doctor
and that I won't take any more of this.
361
00:31:30.380 --> 00:31:34.700
Er, please forgive me. There seems
to have been a misunderstanding.
362
00:31:34.780 --> 00:31:36.380
Misunderstanding?
363
00:31:36.460 --> 00:31:41.380
Permit me to introduce myself.
My name is Dr Hartz, Dr Egon Hartz.
364
00:31:41.500 --> 00:31:44.380
Dr Hartz? I am the Baroness Kisling.
365
00:31:44.460 --> 00:31:46.420
I'm honoured, Baroness.
366
00:31:46.540 --> 00:31:49.420
And may I present
my American friends, Mrs Kelly
367
00:31:49.500 --> 00:31:52.460
and Mr Condon,
a famous American newspaperman.
368
00:31:52.540 --> 00:31:54.420
The Baroness Kisling.
369
00:31:54.540 --> 00:31:57.940
A great pleasure.
Mrs Kelly and I are travelling together,
370
00:31:58.600 --> 00:32:00.540
though we have not been
formally introduced.
371
00:32:01.660 --> 00:32:04.380
And now, this misunderstanding.
372
00:32:04.460 --> 00:32:08.260
The English lady sitting there,
the one you said you never saw.
373
00:32:08.380 --> 00:32:11.620
I say I did not see her
because I did not see her.
374
00:32:11.740 --> 00:32:15.220
And I did not see her
because she was never here.
375
00:32:16.380 --> 00:32:18.380
What about these other lovely people?
376
00:32:18.460 --> 00:32:22.820
My servants and their daughter.
Ask them if you like.
377
00:32:22.940 --> 00:32:24.940
She speaks no English.
378
00:32:25.200 --> 00:32:29.780
Ähm, sagen Sie, können Sie sich
an eine englische Dame hier erinnern?
379
00:32:29.900 --> 00:32:33.860
Mrs Kelly behauptet, sie wäre gegenüber
einer englischen Dame gesessen,
380
00:32:33.980 --> 00:32:36.660
- die dann plötzlich verschwand.
- Nein.
381
00:32:37.820 --> 00:32:40.660
Did your Miss Froy have a bag
or something?
382
00:32:40.780 --> 00:32:44.340
Yes! A great big leather one.
She kept it right up...
383
00:32:47.660 --> 00:32:49.420
there.
384
00:33:01.100 --> 00:33:02.980
OK.
385
00:33:03.100 --> 00:33:05.740
Well, a lot of other people saw her too.
386
00:33:05.820 --> 00:33:10.580
Those two grumpy Englishmen in the
dining car and those two down there.
387
00:33:13.100 --> 00:33:15.260
Please forgive us.
388
00:33:20.460 --> 00:33:25.600
Sorry to disturb you. Remember
the English lady who fell in here?
389
00:33:25.180 --> 00:33:30.300
(Man) An English lady who fell into
my compartment? No. no, I'm afraid not.
390
00:33:30.380 --> 00:33:34.300
- Come on! I know you both saw.
- This is a little preposterous.
391
00:33:34.380 --> 00:33:36.820
The answer is no. Will you excuse me?
392
00:33:36.940 --> 00:33:41.220
That rat. I'm gonna find Miss Froy
if I have to stop this train!
393
00:33:41.340 --> 00:33:43.740
(Robert) What about the guys
in the dining car?
394
00:33:43.820 --> 00:33:45.780
That Englishman!
395
00:33:46.860 --> 00:33:49.740
You there, Caldicott?
It's Charters. Can I come in?
396
00:33:49.820 --> 00:33:53.600
- What is it, old man?
- It's that American girl again.
397
00:33:53.180 --> 00:33:56.620
- Says she's lost her friend.
- Well, she's not in here.
398
00:33:56.700 --> 00:33:59.620
No, no. She's threatening
to stop the train!
399
00:34:00.540 --> 00:34:04.600
- Oh, Lord!
- We'll miss our connection to Basel.
400
00:34:04.140 --> 00:34:07.540
- This is serious, Charters.
- That's him, that's him.
401
00:34:07.660 --> 00:34:11.300
Hold on, please. I was wondering
if you could help us?
402
00:34:11.420 --> 00:34:14.220
- Help you?
- I was having tea with an English lady.
403
00:34:14.300 --> 00:34:18.600
- You saw her.
- I don't know, I was talking to my friend.
404
00:34:18.140 --> 00:34:19.580
Absolutely.
405
00:34:19.660 --> 00:34:24.620
You were at the next table playing
some game. She borrowed the sugar.
406
00:34:24.700 --> 00:34:27.580
- I recall passing the sugar.
- Then you saw her.
407
00:34:27.660 --> 00:34:31.620
I was in deep conversation.
We were discussing cricket.
408
00:34:31.740 --> 00:34:36.460
I don't see how a dumb game like cricket
can make you forget seeing somebody.
409
00:34:36.540 --> 00:34:39.900
Then there's nothing
further to be said. Excuse me.
410
00:34:39.980 --> 00:34:42.380
- Excuse me.
- "Dumb game like cricket"!
411
00:34:42.460 --> 00:34:44.460
Typical!
412
00:34:44.540 --> 00:34:46.500
You saw her! I know you did!
413
00:34:46.620 --> 00:34:48.940
- Mrs Kelly.
- But they saw her!
414
00:34:49.200 --> 00:34:52.900
Mrs Kelly, please don't
misunderstand me.
415
00:34:53.200 --> 00:34:58.300
I'm not a teetotaller myself. I do,
in fact, adore a drop of champagne.
416
00:34:58.380 --> 00:35:00.420
But would you tell me how much...
417
00:35:00.540 --> 00:35:02.580
I'm not even a little bit drunk!
418
00:35:02.700 --> 00:35:06.200
You wanna see me walk
a straight line? Watch!
419
00:35:07.100 --> 00:35:09.200
- See?
- (Train screeches)
420
00:35:09.100 --> 00:35:10.860
- Are you all right?
- Yes.
421
00:35:10.940 --> 00:35:13.700
- Why are we slowing down?
- I don't know.
422
00:35:13.820 --> 00:35:15.300
(Train whistle)
423
00:35:16.860 --> 00:35:19.580
(Amanda) What is it?
(Hartz) An accident.
424
00:35:19.660 --> 00:35:22.140
Every holiday it is like this.
425
00:35:23.260 --> 00:35:26.220
Last April I was in Klosters
for spring skiing.
426
00:35:26.300 --> 00:35:31.200
First day, a girl went headfirst into a tree.
I spent three weeks operating on her.
427
00:35:31.100 --> 00:35:34.540
In the end I saved her face
and ruined my holiday.
428
00:35:34.620 --> 00:35:37.780
I hope she was very rich
and you charged her a fortune.
429
00:35:37.900 --> 00:35:41.860
I did but it turned out she was having
an affair with the skiing instructor,
430
00:35:41.980 --> 00:35:46.200
the husband found out and refused
to pay my bill. It's a terrible story.
431
00:35:46.140 --> 00:35:50.900
We're stopping. You watch that side.
Make sure she doesn't get off.
432
00:35:56.540 --> 00:35:58.500
Was ist los?
433
00:35:59.740 --> 00:36:03.200
- Was ist geschehen?
- There goes the trainmaster.
434
00:36:03.100 --> 00:36:06.780
Soon they'll all be shouting,
"Is there a doctor on the train?"
435
00:36:06.860 --> 00:36:08.220
Wir suchen einen Mord.
436
00:36:08.300 --> 00:36:11.980
I wish I could imitate your Miss Froy
and vanish.
437
00:36:12.600 --> 00:36:16.200
- Somebody could be badly hurt.
- Yes, of course, you're right.
438
00:36:16.140 --> 00:36:18.460
Excuse me. Here we go again.
439
00:36:23.500 --> 00:36:25.660
- See anything?
- (Robert) Nothing.
440
00:36:25.740 --> 00:36:30.200
That Dr Hartz, he's very sweet. Even if
he did almost call me an alcoholic.
441
00:36:30.140 --> 00:36:32.600
- Why don't you marry him?
- Shut up.
442
00:36:32.140 --> 00:36:36.540
- Every girl should marry a doctor once.
- Watch! Swine!
443
00:36:37.660 --> 00:36:39.740
An automobile accident. The face.
444
00:36:39.820 --> 00:36:43.780
Luckily there's an excellent hospital
in Mullenbach.
445
00:36:43.900 --> 00:36:46.200
I can operate there.
446
00:36:46.140 --> 00:36:51.600
O God, please, this time no amorous
skiing instructor, only a rich husband.
447
00:36:56.780 --> 00:36:58.860
Vorsichtig. Ganz langsam.
448
00:37:03.740 --> 00:37:05.940
(Train whistle)
449
00:37:16.380 --> 00:37:18.740
Not one old lady did I see.
450
00:37:18.860 --> 00:37:21.980
Me either. That means
she's still on this train.
451
00:37:23.180 --> 00:37:25.140
You don't give up, do you?
452
00:37:26.540 --> 00:37:28.980
Why did you lie to those people?
453
00:37:29.100 --> 00:37:34.460
Lie? I just didn't want to get involved
in some sort of inquiry, that's all.
454
00:37:34.540 --> 00:37:37.940
- Inquiry?
- That girl's capable of anything.
455
00:37:38.600 --> 00:37:41.620
If some idiot woman has disappeared
and I'd seen her,
456
00:37:41.740 --> 00:37:44.620
we'd both be called as witnesses,
wouldn't we?
457
00:37:44.700 --> 00:37:46.460
So?
458
00:37:46.540 --> 00:37:51.540
It might be difficult to explain what
we're doing larking about in Bavaria
459
00:37:51.660 --> 00:37:55.220
when your husband thinks
you're on a cruise with your cousins
460
00:37:55.340 --> 00:37:57.380
and my wife is under the impression
461
00:37:57.500 --> 00:38:01.460
that I'm on confidential business
for the Prime Minister in Paris.
462
00:38:02.380 --> 00:38:04.780
Larking about? Is that what we're doing?
463
00:38:04.860 --> 00:38:07.540
Under the improbable name
of Todhunter.
464
00:38:07.660 --> 00:38:11.600
Todhunter's a sweet name.
We had an Airedale named Todhunter.
465
00:38:11.180 --> 00:38:15.260
I'm sure. Look, the last thing we want
is some sort of scandal.
466
00:38:17.100 --> 00:38:20.900
- Is that the last thing we want?
- Yes. Yes, it is.
467
00:38:22.460 --> 00:38:23.820
Oh.
468
00:38:23.900 --> 00:38:28.180
You don't believe me because I'm a girl.
She could be in a concentration camp.
469
00:38:28.300 --> 00:38:31.220
We've heard of concentration camps,
have we?
470
00:38:31.340 --> 00:38:33.940
- Of course!
- This is a great moment.
471
00:38:34.600 --> 00:38:37.180
The social conscience
meets the social register.
472
00:38:37.260 --> 00:38:40.500
Excuse me. You know that lady
you're looking for?
473
00:38:40.620 --> 00:38:42.740
- Yes.
- I saw her.
474
00:38:42.860 --> 00:38:44.780
- She was wearing green tweeds?
- Yes.
475
00:38:44.860 --> 00:38:46.820
- And a brown hat?
- With a feather.
476
00:38:46.940 --> 00:38:51.420
- I saw her with you in our compartment.
- You husband said he hadn't seen her.
477
00:38:51.500 --> 00:38:55.820
He didn't notice but after you'd gone
I remembered quite clearly.
478
00:38:55.900 --> 00:38:58.140
- You actually did see her?
- Yes.
479
00:38:58.220 --> 00:39:01.900
Would you be willing
to make a statement?
480
00:39:01.980 --> 00:39:04.620
- Yes.
- See, dummy? I was right!
481
00:39:04.700 --> 00:39:08.740
Now let's find that Nazi creep and
tell him his train's gotta be searched!
482
00:39:09.900 --> 00:39:11.220
(Horn)
483
00:39:17.900 --> 00:39:19.820
War der Zug pünktlich?
484
00:39:22.700 --> 00:39:27.460
And I told them that we saw that lady
who stumbled into our carriage.
485
00:39:27.580 --> 00:39:30.600
Have you taken leave of your senses?
486
00:39:30.140 --> 00:39:32.460
Oh, darling, look.
487
00:39:32.540 --> 00:39:36.820
If there's a scandal, there's a scandal.
We'll weather it together.
488
00:39:36.940 --> 00:39:39.100
And then, after the divorces...
489
00:39:39.180 --> 00:39:41.140
Divorce?!
490
00:39:41.260 --> 00:39:44.180
You've missed the point.
If there is a scandal,
491
00:39:44.300 --> 00:39:47.420
the Major will divorce you,
I've no doubt about that.
492
00:39:47.500 --> 00:39:51.600
But Iris will never divorce me.
She wouldn't want it.
493
00:39:51.180 --> 00:39:53.420
I wouldn't want it.
494
00:39:53.500 --> 00:39:56.260
When two considerable fortunes
are intertwined,
495
00:39:56.380 --> 00:40:00.700
marriage becomes a very sacred thing.
Very, very sacred.
496
00:40:00.780 --> 00:40:04.900
No, you stick to the Major.
He's a poor thing but he's all you've got.
497
00:40:05.200 --> 00:40:08.740
And frankly without him,
life could be very difficult for you.
498
00:40:12.460 --> 00:40:15.700
- Niemand verschwindet...
- Why doesn't he talk in English?
499
00:40:15.820 --> 00:40:19.900
He's saying it's impossible for a lady
to vanish from a moving train.
500
00:40:19.980 --> 00:40:22.420
I don't care. I want this train searched.
501
00:40:22.540 --> 00:40:24.460
- Hello.
- Ich hab Sie überall gesucht.
502
00:40:24.540 --> 00:40:28.220
- What is she saying?
- They've been looking all over for you,
503
00:40:28.300 --> 00:40:30.300
that your friend has come back.
504
00:40:30.380 --> 00:40:32.580
Come back? Miss Froy's come back?
505
00:40:32.700 --> 00:40:35.380
Why would she lie about that?
Gesundheit.
506
00:40:35.500 --> 00:40:37.220
Danke schön.
507
00:40:37.340 --> 00:40:40.860
- See? Miss Froy didn't vanish.
- Maybe she tried to escape.
508
00:40:40.940 --> 00:40:42.780
- From what?
- From you.
509
00:40:42.860 --> 00:40:45.900
- Why me?
- The madcap heiress can be a pain!
510
00:40:50.860 --> 00:40:52.580
There she is!
511
00:40:52.700 --> 00:40:55.420
Think she'd mind if I ask her
for her autograph?
512
00:40:59.500 --> 00:41:01.740
This isn't Miss Froy.
513
00:41:06.940 --> 00:41:08.860
Excuse me.
514
00:41:09.500 --> 00:41:11.500
Excuse me.
515
00:41:12.380 --> 00:41:16.140
I know this sounds idiotic
but are you Miss Froy?
516
00:41:16.220 --> 00:41:19.180
Miss Froy? Nein. I'm Frau Kummer.
517
00:41:19.260 --> 00:41:21.940
I've never seen this woman before
in my life.
518
00:41:22.600 --> 00:41:24.180
I assisted you when you were unwell
519
00:41:24.300 --> 00:41:26.780
then when you slept
I went to another car.
520
00:41:26.860 --> 00:41:30.900
When Mrs Kelly awakened,
she kept asking for some English lady.
521
00:41:31.200 --> 00:41:34.700
I did not connect her
with my friend Frau Kummer.
522
00:41:34.780 --> 00:41:36.980
These are green tweeds, are they not?
523
00:41:37.100 --> 00:41:39.380
Yes.
524
00:41:39.500 --> 00:41:43.620
And that is a hat with a feather
and a pin that's like a horseshoe?
525
00:41:43.740 --> 00:41:46.340
Everything's the same. But it isn't her.
526
00:41:46.460 --> 00:41:49.220
The poor child is surely distrait.
527
00:41:49.340 --> 00:41:52.860
Perhaps your doctor friend
could give her a sedative?
528
00:41:52.940 --> 00:41:55.500
I am not distrait
and I do not need a sedative.
529
00:41:55.580 --> 00:41:57.340
I can work this out.
530
00:41:57.420 --> 00:42:01.300
There's an Englishwoman
who claims to have seen you earlier.
531
00:42:01.420 --> 00:42:06.580
As a great favour, madame, could you
come with us just for a minute?
532
00:42:06.700 --> 00:42:08.620
I will come.
533
00:42:15.900 --> 00:42:19.660
Hello. Please forgive me
for bothering you but I'd like to ask...
534
00:42:19.740 --> 00:42:23.660
Hello! I'm sorry
but could you tell us, please,
535
00:42:23.740 --> 00:42:27.100
is this the woman you saw,
who fell into the compartment?
536
00:42:27.180 --> 00:42:29.660
She's not even a little bit like her, is she?
537
00:42:30.780 --> 00:42:32.700
Yes, this is the woman.
538
00:42:32.780 --> 00:42:34.740
Are you absolutely sure?
539
00:42:34.860 --> 00:42:36.820
Yes. Perfectly.
540
00:42:36.940 --> 00:42:39.140
She isn't. She isn't!
541
00:42:39.260 --> 00:42:41.180
Will that be all?
542
00:42:41.260 --> 00:42:45.620
Yes. Thank you very much
and please forgive us for troubling you.
543
00:42:45.740 --> 00:42:47.660
Er, may I?
544
00:42:50.540 --> 00:42:52.500
She's lying. They're all lying.
545
00:42:52.620 --> 00:42:54.340
But why?
546
00:42:54.460 --> 00:42:57.780
Why? Why?
547
00:42:57.900 --> 00:43:00.500
You know, I've been hit
over the head myself.
548
00:43:00.620 --> 00:43:03.820
In Spain, I got too close to a grenade
and when I woke up,
549
00:43:03.900 --> 00:43:08.100
Ernest Hemingway and I were in a poker
game with Karl Marx and Jean Harlow.
550
00:43:08.220 --> 00:43:13.660
Stop treating me like a child! If you really
wanted to help you'd buy me a drink.
551
00:43:13.740 --> 00:43:17.380
- Don't you think...
- No. And I don't need another nanny.
552
00:43:17.500 --> 00:43:19.820
Really? Then why
did you dream one up?
553
00:43:19.900 --> 00:43:22.180
- I didn't!
- That's what you did.
554
00:43:22.300 --> 00:43:24.580
Suddenly your friends aren't there.
555
00:43:24.700 --> 00:43:28.220
You're in a country
where you don't speak the language.
556
00:43:28.300 --> 00:43:31.140
You're a little lonely, a little scared.
557
00:43:31.260 --> 00:43:36.200
So you go to sleep in the compartment
and you dream of a nice British nanny
558
00:43:36.140 --> 00:43:38.260
who's going to take care of you.
559
00:43:51.900 --> 00:43:54.180
Now I'd like...
560
00:43:54.300 --> 00:43:58.220
a nice double whisky
with another double whisky as a chaser.
561
00:43:58.300 --> 00:44:00.740
- Waiter!
- Coming, sir.
562
00:44:00.860 --> 00:44:03.980
- Four double whiskies, please.
- The same for me, please.
563
00:44:04.600 --> 00:44:06.380
Very good, madam.
564
00:44:06.460 --> 00:44:08.540
What did you mean, scared?
565
00:44:08.620 --> 00:44:11.300
- Scared?
- Before, you said I was scared.
566
00:44:11.420 --> 00:44:14.940
Well, I just thought
under all that madcap heiress stuff.
567
00:44:15.200 --> 00:44:17.340
Maybe you're right. Maybe I am.
568
00:44:17.420 --> 00:44:19.420
Not scared exactly.
569
00:44:20.540 --> 00:44:24.540
But a little nervous. I'm 30 soon.
I'll have to get married and settle down.
570
00:44:24.620 --> 00:44:26.500
You're getting married on Friday.
571
00:44:26.620 --> 00:44:29.820
I am but that's just Rupert.
You know Rupert.
572
00:44:29.900 --> 00:44:32.600
- I don't.
- You're not missing a thing.
573
00:44:32.140 --> 00:44:34.860
- Why marry him?
- I always marry for money.
574
00:44:34.940 --> 00:44:39.940
Are you telling me that you married all
those assorted people just for money?
575
00:44:40.600 --> 00:44:42.380
- Mm-hm.
- How could you?
576
00:44:42.460 --> 00:44:44.580
Where there's a will, there's a way.
577
00:44:44.700 --> 00:44:47.700
In this case,
the will was my grandfather's.
578
00:44:47.820 --> 00:44:50.500
When I got kicked out of Brearley
for smoking
579
00:44:50.620 --> 00:44:53.740
and writing obscenities
on the blackboard...
580
00:44:53.820 --> 00:44:56.860
I didn't know any obscenities
to write then.
581
00:44:56.940 --> 00:45:00.300
All I could think of was,
"Miss Farnham was a big cheese."
582
00:45:00.380 --> 00:45:02.540
"Miss Farnham IS a big cheese."
583
00:45:02.620 --> 00:45:04.780
To Miss Farnham.
584
00:45:08.540 --> 00:45:12.380
Grandfather started to get nervous.
To encourage me to settle down
585
00:45:12.460 --> 00:45:17.200
he changed his will so I that I'd get
a million dollars when I got married.
586
00:45:17.100 --> 00:45:21.380
Mummy and Daddy were divorced and
they had me on this miniscule allowance.
587
00:45:21.500 --> 00:45:26.380
So when I met Madvani one night I said,
"Let's get married and split the million".
588
00:45:26.460 --> 00:45:31.220
This is the worst, most heartbreaking
story I have ever heard in my life.
589
00:45:31.340 --> 00:45:33.900
Actually, it turned out very nicely.
590
00:45:33.980 --> 00:45:38.300
Better for me then Madvani. He had
to split his half with his boyfriend.
591
00:45:38.380 --> 00:45:42.740
- With his boyfriend?
- Mm. The marriage was annulled.
592
00:45:42.860 --> 00:45:45.260
But the great thing was, you see,
593
00:45:45.340 --> 00:45:48.980
Grandfather never said
I could only get married once.
594
00:45:49.100 --> 00:45:51.200
Cool million every time.
595
00:45:51.100 --> 00:45:53.900
So you never actually had any...
596
00:45:53.980 --> 00:45:56.740
(Clears throat) ..relations with Madvani?
597
00:45:56.860 --> 00:46:00.380
Relations? He wouldn't let me pick
the fabric for the maid's room!
598
00:46:00.460 --> 00:46:03.340
- What about von Hoffstetter?
- I was wiser by then.
599
00:46:03.420 --> 00:46:06.580
In many ways quite mature.
Hoffy only got 100,000.
600
00:46:06.700 --> 00:46:10.220
- You mean you never...
- Have you ever seen von Hoffstetter?
601
00:46:10.300 --> 00:46:12.460
No. What about Kelly?
602
00:46:14.600 --> 00:46:17.380
He was Daddy's chauffeur.
He was a little different.
603
00:46:17.500 --> 00:46:19.740
In what way was he different?
604
00:46:19.820 --> 00:46:21.780
I don't know.
605
00:46:21.900 --> 00:46:24.380
I said to myself, "Suds, it's ridiculous
606
00:46:24.460 --> 00:46:27.980
"to have been married three times
and still be a..."
607
00:46:28.600 --> 00:46:29.900
So you gave yourself to him.
608
00:46:29.980 --> 00:46:34.140
Body and soul. I loved every minute of it.
All three of 'em.
609
00:46:34.220 --> 00:46:37.260
But he already had a wife
in Perth Amboy, New Jersey.
610
00:46:37.340 --> 00:46:40.540
- Really?
- He's just lucky he didn't go to jail.
611
00:46:40.620 --> 00:46:43.380
Apparently they make
a fuss about bigamy,
612
00:46:43.500 --> 00:46:46.460
especially in places like
Perth Amboy, New Jersey.
613
00:46:46.540 --> 00:46:49.740
In the end he was really very sweet.
Wouldn't take a cent.
614
00:46:49.820 --> 00:46:53.740
Lovely. And Rupert on Friday.
How much is his payoff?
615
00:46:53.820 --> 00:46:57.140
Well, Rupert held out for fifty-fifty.
616
00:46:57.260 --> 00:47:01.580
But he's English and poor
and I keep the title even after the divorce,
617
00:47:01.660 --> 00:47:04.200
so I said, "What the hell,
it's only money."
618
00:47:04.140 --> 00:47:06.460
What the hell, it's only money.
619
00:47:16.780 --> 00:47:19.420
My God, look. There it is.
620
00:47:19.500 --> 00:47:20.780
What?
621
00:47:20.860 --> 00:47:23.200
There, on the window.
622
00:47:24.940 --> 00:47:27.740
- I don't see anything.
- There! Miss Froy!
623
00:47:28.860 --> 00:47:32.100
Froy, on the window. Miss Froy!
624
00:47:37.980 --> 00:47:39.900
It's gone.
625
00:47:41.260 --> 00:47:44.740
- But you must have seen it!
- Seen what?
626
00:47:44.860 --> 00:47:48.660
She wrote her name on the window
after giving the waiter her tea.
627
00:47:48.780 --> 00:47:51.100
You think I'd dream something like that?!
628
00:47:51.180 --> 00:47:55.100
I knew it was a bad idea to order alcohol
on top of your concussion. Just...
629
00:47:55.180 --> 00:47:58.220
I won't "just".
Miss Froy is still on this train.
630
00:47:58.300 --> 00:48:01.660
Don't just sit there like a dummy.
Do something!
631
00:48:01.740 --> 00:48:03.740
Well, if you won't, I will.
632
00:48:04.860 --> 00:48:06.780
I'm gonna stop this train.
633
00:48:11.420 --> 00:48:15.460
Everybody! There's a woman missing
on this train! Miss Froy.
634
00:48:15.580 --> 00:48:20.300
God knows what they're doing to her.
Help me find her, please!
635
00:48:20.380 --> 00:48:24.780
It's neurosis. It's nothing to be
ashamed of, everybody's neurotic.
636
00:48:24.860 --> 00:48:28.600
Luckily for us, Sigmund Freund
just moved to London.
637
00:48:28.140 --> 00:48:30.100
(Shouting in German)
638
00:48:30.220 --> 00:48:31.940
Shut up!
639
00:48:36.620 --> 00:48:38.540
- Aussteigen!
- So's your old man!
640
00:48:38.620 --> 00:48:40.980
- Next stop, out, out, out!
- OK, OK!
641
00:48:41.100 --> 00:48:44.200
I think they're gonna kick you off
at the next stop.
642
00:48:44.140 --> 00:48:48.600
Mr Condon, we shall arrive
in Mullenbach in half an hour.
643
00:48:48.140 --> 00:48:50.900
I shall be getting off there
with my patient.
644
00:48:51.200 --> 00:48:55.600
If you could persuade Mrs Kelly, she
could spend the night in a private ward.
645
00:48:55.180 --> 00:48:58.660
Forget it, Doc. Nobody's gonna
persuade me to do anything.
646
00:48:58.780 --> 00:49:01.100
Now, I wish you'd all leave me alone.
647
00:49:01.180 --> 00:49:03.180
Come back to my compartment.
648
00:49:03.260 --> 00:49:05.940
Will you please just...get lost!
649
00:49:06.600 --> 00:49:08.140
Ich hab gesagt, Sie müssen aussteigen!
650
00:49:08.220 --> 00:49:11.200
- Geht in Ordnung.
- It is good.
651
00:49:11.100 --> 00:49:13.260
Jawohl, Herr Doktor.
652
00:49:13.340 --> 00:49:15.340
Go get some strudel.
653
00:49:15.420 --> 00:49:19.140
The poor child is exhausted.
Why do you not let her rest?
654
00:49:19.260 --> 00:49:21.260
I will make certain she is all right.
655
00:49:21.340 --> 00:49:23.340
What do you think, Doctor?
656
00:49:24.540 --> 00:49:26.900
- I think I will say goodbye now.
- Goodbye?
657
00:49:27.200 --> 00:49:28.940
Goodbye, Mr Condon, and good luck.
658
00:49:29.200 --> 00:49:33.500
I'm booked to London so I'll make sure
she gets to her bridegroom in one piece.
659
00:49:33.580 --> 00:49:35.660
- Very well.
- And thank you.
660
00:49:35.740 --> 00:49:37.700
Don't mention it.
661
00:49:37.820 --> 00:49:40.140
- Bye, Mrs Kelly.
- Goodbye.
662
00:49:43.580 --> 00:49:46.340
- Are you sure you don't mind?
- I am sure.
663
00:49:55.260 --> 00:49:58.420
Watch out for yourself, buster.
Watch out.
664
00:50:22.780 --> 00:50:25.940
- OK, Baroness. Now we can talk.
- Talk?
665
00:50:27.260 --> 00:50:30.780
You're obviously
a very intelligent person, right?
666
00:50:30.860 --> 00:50:33.420
And you know we both saw
Miss Froy, right?
667
00:50:33.500 --> 00:50:36.500
Which means you have
some very intelligent reason
668
00:50:36.620 --> 00:50:38.740
for saying you didn't see her.
669
00:50:41.180 --> 00:50:44.540
I don't understand
why you're being so mysterious.
670
00:50:49.260 --> 00:50:51.180
OK.
671
00:50:51.260 --> 00:50:53.220
You won't talk.
672
00:51:00.600 --> 00:51:03.380
Ten minutes late
thanks to that fool of a girl.
673
00:51:03.500 --> 00:51:06.600
You couldn't put it to her in some way?
674
00:51:06.140 --> 00:51:09.100
- What?
- People don't just vanish and so forth.
675
00:51:09.180 --> 00:51:11.140
- She has.
- What?
676
00:51:11.260 --> 00:51:13.220
- Vanished.
- Who?
677
00:51:13.340 --> 00:51:15.780
That nanny person.
678
00:51:15.900 --> 00:51:17.220
Yes.
679
00:51:17.340 --> 00:51:19.980
- Well?
- I mean, how could she?
680
00:51:20.600 --> 00:51:22.200
- What?
- Vanish.
681
00:51:22.140 --> 00:51:26.340
- I don't know.
- Exactly. People don't just disappear.
682
00:51:26.460 --> 00:51:29.660
- Nonsense. Done every day in India.
- What?
683
00:51:29.740 --> 00:51:32.300
- Rope trick.
- Oh, that.
684
00:51:41.980 --> 00:51:44.220
(Baroness) Hans, mach das Fenster auf.
685
00:51:44.300 --> 00:51:46.260
Jawohl, Baroness.
686
00:52:00.460 --> 00:52:02.860
It was some time
before I could endure one again.
687
00:52:02.940 --> 00:52:06.620
I've ordered a nice cutlet of salmon
and a small leg of lamb.
688
00:52:06.700 --> 00:52:08.780
Peas if possible.
689
00:52:13.340 --> 00:52:16.180
(Rose) ..what the weather's been like.
690
00:52:16.300 --> 00:52:21.100
At least the leaves won't have fallen.
I hate the leaves.
691
00:52:21.980 --> 00:52:24.940
Still, when they're burning
the smell is beautiful.
692
00:52:55.660 --> 00:52:57.620
(Baroness screams)
693
00:53:08.220 --> 00:53:12.860
Thank God, thank God! I know you think
I'm crazy but they're trying to kill me!
694
00:53:12.940 --> 00:53:15.820
- Maybe I am crazy...
- You're not crazy at all!
695
00:53:15.900 --> 00:53:19.860
- ..living beyond my emotional means.
- "Beyond my emotional means"? Good.
696
00:53:19.980 --> 00:53:23.600
I was in my compartment
when the darnedest thing happened.
697
00:53:23.180 --> 00:53:25.380
- What?
- Some rubbish hit the window
698
00:53:25.500 --> 00:53:30.260
and plastered on the glass before
my eyes was a label - a tea label.
699
00:53:30.380 --> 00:53:32.300
Harriman's Herbal.
700
00:53:32.380 --> 00:53:35.980
- Harriman's Herbal!
- A gaudy design in four or five colours.
701
00:53:36.600 --> 00:53:38.420
A strange thought crossed my mind.
702
00:53:38.540 --> 00:53:40.460
An actual thought? Do tell!
703
00:53:40.540 --> 00:53:43.180
"My God," I thought,
"maybe that crazy girl
704
00:53:43.260 --> 00:53:46.200
"with the wild body
and no brassiere is right!"
705
00:53:46.140 --> 00:53:48.540
If there is a Miss Froy
we'd better find her!
706
00:53:48.620 --> 00:53:50.580
That was quite a thought.
707
00:53:50.700 --> 00:53:54.660
It would have been nice if you'd thought
it a couple of hours ago. Let's go!
708
00:54:00.620 --> 00:54:02.580
Miss Froy!
709
00:54:03.900 --> 00:54:05.860
Miss Froy?
710
00:54:05.980 --> 00:54:08.540
- Miss Froy!
- (Shuffling)
711
00:54:13.820 --> 00:54:15.740
Miss Froy... Miss Froy?
712
00:54:21.340 --> 00:54:25.380
Nice, nice. You go back to sleep now,
that's a nice cow.
713
00:54:25.500 --> 00:54:29.460
Well, I guess that's about that.
We've looked everywhere.
714
00:54:33.260 --> 00:54:34.580
Look!
715
00:54:36.220 --> 00:54:40.380
They're Miss Froy's and they're broken.
Must have been a struggle.
716
00:54:40.460 --> 00:54:42.420
That poor woman.
717
00:54:42.540 --> 00:54:46.900
The eyeglasses. They are probably
of the Baroness. I will take them, bitte.
718
00:54:47.200 --> 00:54:48.860
Bitte, bitte, schmitter.
719
00:54:48.940 --> 00:54:52.420
- That's German, isn't it?
- You got the wrong number.
720
00:54:52.540 --> 00:54:54.460
Let go. You just let...
721
00:54:56.380 --> 00:54:58.340
Bop him!
722
00:55:05.980 --> 00:55:09.100
I hit him with my best shot
and he doesn't even blink.
723
00:55:09.180 --> 00:55:11.540
In the movies a shot like that...
724
00:55:17.580 --> 00:55:20.500
Drop him! Give him a Dutch rub!
725
00:55:20.620 --> 00:55:24.540
You get your fist and you rub it
on his head as hard as you can!
726
00:55:24.620 --> 00:55:26.780
I learnt it at boarding school.
727
00:55:26.860 --> 00:55:28.620
(Man screams)
728
00:55:31.900 --> 00:55:33.820
(Amanda shrieking)
729
00:55:42.300 --> 00:55:44.980
The Indian burn! The Indian burn!
730
00:55:45.100 --> 00:55:48.600
You take a person's wrist like this
731
00:55:48.140 --> 00:55:50.140
and you twist as hard as you can and...
732
00:55:50.220 --> 00:55:53.180
it's supposed to paralyse them.
733
00:55:53.260 --> 00:55:55.220
(Yells)
734
00:55:57.580 --> 00:56:02.140
You're better at this. You fight him and
I'll jump up and down and give advice.
735
00:56:18.700 --> 00:56:22.460
That was really very well done!
736
00:56:23.820 --> 00:56:25.540
Thank you very much.
737
00:56:25.660 --> 00:56:29.460
But where would you have been without
the Dutch rub and the Indian burn?
738
00:56:29.580 --> 00:56:31.500
That's true.
739
00:56:32.540 --> 00:56:34.860
- You know something?
- What?
740
00:56:34.940 --> 00:56:37.100
You have very nice legs.
741
00:56:37.180 --> 00:56:39.140
I beg your pardon?
742
00:56:39.260 --> 00:56:42.340
I was just remarking.
You have very nice legs.
743
00:56:42.460 --> 00:56:44.380
In what sense?
744
00:56:44.460 --> 00:56:48.200
In the sense of them
being well formed, shapely.
745
00:56:48.140 --> 00:56:51.660
- Shapely?
- I hadn't noticed because of the dress.
746
00:56:54.460 --> 00:56:56.580
So there really is a Miss Froy, eh?
747
00:56:56.700 --> 00:56:59.580
That nice man out there
did try to kill you.
748
00:56:59.660 --> 00:57:02.200
So it would seem. So it would seem.
749
00:57:02.140 --> 00:57:06.600
Those nice people in the compartment
did try to shove me out the window.
750
00:57:06.140 --> 00:57:08.820
But why are they doing it?
What do they want?
751
00:57:08.940 --> 00:57:12.980
How would I know what they want?
Love, money, power, immortality?
752
00:57:13.100 --> 00:57:15.780
- Would you please be serious?
- Serious?
753
00:57:15.900 --> 00:57:20.860
Look at my hands. They're shaking.
I'm literally trembling with fright.
754
00:57:20.940 --> 00:57:24.540
OK. Time to start choosing up sides.
755
00:57:24.620 --> 00:57:28.660
If there is a conspiracy,
we'd better figure out who's in on it.
756
00:57:28.780 --> 00:57:32.900
As far as I know the whole train's in on it,
except you and Dr Hartz.
757
00:57:33.200 --> 00:57:34.940
Dr Hartz. Right...
758
00:57:36.600 --> 00:57:39.100
Come on.
Let's start collecting our forces.
759
00:57:42.700 --> 00:57:44.820
Dr Hartz is lucky
I didn't go to his hospital.
760
00:57:44.940 --> 00:57:50.380
I wouldn't have paid him and if he'd sent
the bill to Kelly, tough. He hasn't a dime.
761
00:57:56.140 --> 00:57:58.900
Well, he's not there.
I wonder if we should...
762
00:57:59.200 --> 00:58:01.580
Wait a minute. I got a wild idea.
763
00:58:01.660 --> 00:58:04.140
What if that patient in there is Miss Froy?
764
00:58:04.220 --> 00:58:08.780
The patient didn't come on the train
until after she disappeared, dummy.
765
00:58:08.860 --> 00:58:11.980
No, wait, I refuse to be demoted
back to dummy.
766
00:58:12.600 --> 00:58:15.300
- Did you notice anything about the nun?
- No.
767
00:58:15.420 --> 00:58:17.740
I don't think she's a real nun at all.
768
00:58:17.820 --> 00:58:21.200
They're not supposed
to wear high heels, are they?
769
00:58:21.100 --> 00:58:23.600
High heels?
770
00:58:27.340 --> 00:58:29.340
High heels. You're right.
771
00:58:29.420 --> 00:58:33.780
- Actually, she's got great legs.
- Legs again. You have a fetish.
772
00:58:33.900 --> 00:58:39.260
Try to think carefully. Did you actually
see Mrs Kummer get on the train?
773
00:58:39.340 --> 00:58:41.900
- No.
- OK. Suppose, just suppose,
774
00:58:41.980 --> 00:58:44.540
they decoyed Miss Froy
to the baggage car
775
00:58:44.620 --> 00:58:48.940
and at the first stop the patient came on
the train and the patient is Mrs Kummer.
776
00:58:49.200 --> 00:58:50.980
Then Mrs Kummer becomes Miss Froy
777
00:58:51.100 --> 00:58:53.380
and Miss Froy becomes
that thing in there.
778
00:58:53.500 --> 00:58:57.220
Why would they wanna kidnap
a sweet, harmless English nanny?
779
00:58:57.340 --> 00:58:59.600
Maybe she's not.
780
00:58:59.180 --> 00:59:02.700
This is Nazi Germany, war's gonna
break out in about 20 minutes.
781
00:59:02.780 --> 00:59:05.860
Maybe she's a sweet, harmless,
English spy.
782
00:59:05.980 --> 00:59:07.900
A spy?
783
00:59:09.200 --> 00:59:10.940
How exciting.
784
00:59:12.460 --> 00:59:14.500
Excuse me. Do you speak English?
785
00:59:14.620 --> 00:59:19.820
May we take a look at your patient?
We think that she is an Englishwoman.
786
00:59:19.900 --> 00:59:23.940
Schwester, Sister, sit down, relax.
Just relax. Just...
787
00:59:24.940 --> 00:59:26.860
- Listen, Doc...
- Oh, hello.
788
00:59:26.940 --> 00:59:30.820
We now have absolute proof
that Miss Froy's on this train.
789
00:59:30.940 --> 00:59:33.580
Miss Froy?
Oh, the vanishing English lady.
790
00:59:33.660 --> 00:59:37.380
Doctor, you won't believe this
but nutstuff here is right.
791
00:59:37.500 --> 00:59:42.600
And Albert Einstein here thinks
that your patient is our Miss Froy.
792
00:59:43.180 --> 00:59:47.340
My children, what are you trying
to do to me? You can't be serious.
793
00:59:47.420 --> 00:59:50.740
Well, I-I don't know.
It seemed a possibility.
794
00:59:50.860 --> 00:59:53.940
Doc, how about it?
Let us have one little peek.
795
00:59:54.600 --> 00:59:56.700
If it's not Miss Froy,
we'll get out of your hair.
796
00:59:56.780 --> 01:00:02.180
- You want me to remove the bandages?
- No, just enough so we can have a peek.
797
01:00:02.300 --> 01:00:06.600
- Just so we can see the face.
- But there is no face. Please.
798
01:00:06.140 --> 01:00:08.900
That's why I'm getting off at Mullenbach.
799
01:00:09.200 --> 01:00:13.260
I must operate as soon as possible.
I want the blood pressure again, please.
800
01:00:13.340 --> 01:00:16.420
- Have you looked under there?
- Of course not.
801
01:00:16.540 --> 01:00:19.580
The bandages can only be removed
in a hospital.
802
01:00:19.660 --> 01:00:21.700
- One little tiny...
- Please.
803
01:00:21.820 --> 01:00:26.580
If there is a mystery of some kind,
I want to get to the bottom of it too.
804
01:00:26.700 --> 01:00:31.300
There is an empty compartment
next door. I'll join you in a moment.
805
01:00:31.420 --> 01:00:34.420
- All right. But please hurry.
- Of course.
806
01:00:34.540 --> 01:00:37.700
- Right next door?
- Just here.
807
01:00:44.220 --> 01:00:49.340
Do you think you could refrain from
smoking until we are off this train?
808
01:00:49.420 --> 01:00:52.700
- I'm sorry, I'm very nervous.
- I'm nervous too.
809
01:00:52.780 --> 01:00:55.820
There's no point
in our both being nervous.
810
01:00:55.900 --> 01:00:58.660
It's a foolish duplication of effort.
811
01:01:06.380 --> 01:01:08.540
I think the time has come...
812
01:01:08.620 --> 01:01:10.580
to use this.
813
01:01:10.700 --> 01:01:12.420
Order some drinks.
814
01:01:12.540 --> 01:01:16.380
I hope for both our sakes that you
and Catherine know what you're doing.
815
01:01:16.460 --> 01:01:18.420
Yes, try to relax.
816
01:01:19.820 --> 01:01:22.380
In fifteen minutes it will all be over.
817
01:01:26.620 --> 01:01:30.540
(Amanda) Have you got a cigarette?
(Robert) You wanna smoke my pipe?
818
01:01:30.620 --> 01:01:33.820
Now, tell me, really.
819
01:01:33.900 --> 01:01:36.740
What is this?
A practical joke of some kind?
820
01:01:36.860 --> 01:01:40.580
- You are both very young, attractive...
- Can we talk about the nun?
821
01:01:40.700 --> 01:01:44.380
The one looking after your patient.
What do you know about her?
822
01:01:44.460 --> 01:01:47.340
Know about her? Well, nothing.
823
01:01:47.420 --> 01:01:51.580
I was told she's from a convent
close to where the accident occurred.
824
01:01:51.660 --> 01:01:55.660
Don't you think it's funny
that she's wearing sexy shoes?
825
01:01:55.740 --> 01:01:58.460
- She is?
- (Both) She is.
826
01:01:59.580 --> 01:02:01.900
I must be getting old, I didn't notice.
827
01:02:01.980 --> 01:02:04.180
(Amanda) She can't be a real nun.
828
01:02:04.300 --> 01:02:06.620
It's a conspiracy, that's all it can be.
829
01:02:06.700 --> 01:02:10.500
All these people say
they haven't seen Miss Froy.
830
01:02:10.620 --> 01:02:15.420
We found her glasses
in the baggage car. They were broken.
831
01:02:15.500 --> 01:02:18.460
I can't... This is all too fantastic.
832
01:02:20.220 --> 01:02:23.140
- Would you care for a drink? I need one.
- But, Doc...
833
01:02:23.260 --> 01:02:26.860
Please, remain seated.
I've got a bottle next door.
834
01:02:26.940 --> 01:02:28.900
I won't be long.
835
01:02:30.700 --> 01:02:33.200
Dr Hartz is the one who's an alcoholic.
836
01:02:39.100 --> 01:02:41.340
For you.
837
01:02:41.420 --> 01:02:45.860
I think the nun's his girlfriend
and they're trying to run off together.
838
01:02:45.980 --> 01:02:49.300
- Yes, she's probably a German heiress...
- Shh!
839
01:02:53.820 --> 01:02:56.380
In spite of what you've been telling me...
840
01:02:56.460 --> 01:02:58.380
Cheers!
841
01:03:01.660 --> 01:03:04.340
I stole a look at the nun's shoes.
842
01:03:04.460 --> 01:03:06.820
They seemed perfectly all right to me.
843
01:03:06.940 --> 01:03:10.900
Though I must say,
you've both added a certain excitement
844
01:03:11.200 --> 01:03:13.500
to what would have been
a depressing journey.
845
01:03:13.580 --> 01:03:18.220
In the beginning I assumed
it was Mrs Kelly's imagination
846
01:03:18.300 --> 01:03:21.860
but now even you seem
to believe in a conspiracy?
847
01:03:21.980 --> 01:03:26.600
Doctor, against the word of one
demonstrably crazy American girl,
848
01:03:26.140 --> 01:03:29.940
we have a waiter who denies
serving the tea. Waiters can be bribed.
849
01:03:30.600 --> 01:03:32.780
- And the Baroness.
- A Nazi if I ever saw one.
850
01:03:32.860 --> 01:03:35.200
She tried to push me out the window.
851
01:03:35.100 --> 01:03:40.200
- The guy working for her tried to kill me.
- You do believe us, don't you?
852
01:03:41.100 --> 01:03:44.700
I'm very sorry to say so...but yes.
853
01:03:44.780 --> 01:03:46.740
Yes, I do believe you.
854
01:03:48.140 --> 01:03:50.700
The patient is Miss Froy.
855
01:03:51.500 --> 01:03:53.820
(Amanda) How do you know?
856
01:03:53.900 --> 01:03:56.300
What's going on?
857
01:03:56.380 --> 01:04:00.620
In a rightly ordered world,
things like this would not be necessary
858
01:04:00.700 --> 01:04:03.620
but the world is not
a rightly ordered place.
859
01:04:03.740 --> 01:04:05.820
(Robert) What are you talking about?
860
01:04:05.900 --> 01:04:10.860
Miss Froy will leave this train at
Mullenbach and, er...quietly disappear.
861
01:04:10.940 --> 01:04:15.660
No, she won't. I'll make such an almighty
stink you'll never hear the end of it.
862
01:04:15.740 --> 01:04:18.620
With respect, Mrs Kelly,
nobody believes you now.
863
01:04:18.700 --> 01:04:20.660
Nobody will believe you later.
864
01:04:20.780 --> 01:04:23.580
- I believe her.
- Did you actually see Miss Froy?
865
01:04:30.540 --> 01:04:33.500
How can somebody
who seemed so nice...
866
01:04:33.580 --> 01:04:35.540
suddenly be so awful?
867
01:04:35.660 --> 01:04:40.540
I'm doing now what I must do
but with great regret, believe me.
868
01:04:40.620 --> 01:04:42.780
I suggest you sit down.
869
01:04:42.860 --> 01:04:44.820
Sit down!
870
01:04:46.860 --> 01:04:50.220
The drinks you just had
should be taking effect in a moment.
871
01:04:50.300 --> 01:04:53.660
- What?
- They contained hydracine.
872
01:04:53.740 --> 01:04:57.700
That's a new drug which has the effect,
in small quantities,
873
01:04:57.820 --> 01:05:01.980
of paralysing the brain
and rendering the victim unconscious
874
01:05:02.600 --> 01:05:04.200
for a considerable time.
875
01:05:07.900 --> 01:05:09.860
Don't move.
876
01:05:13.580 --> 01:05:18.100
The trainmaster has been told that
you're trying to interfere with my patient
877
01:05:18.220 --> 01:05:22.300
and that under no circumstances
are you to leave this compartment.
878
01:05:22.380 --> 01:05:26.220
He would kill you
without the slightest hesitation.
879
01:05:26.300 --> 01:05:28.260
I must say goodbye.
880
01:05:29.340 --> 01:05:33.700
If we should meet again, I hope it'll be
under happier circumstances.
881
01:05:33.820 --> 01:05:36.200
We're gonna die!
882
01:05:37.340 --> 01:05:40.820
- No! We've simply been drugged.
- We're gonna die!
883
01:05:40.940 --> 01:05:45.420
There's a lady next door about to be
murdered. We must do something.
884
01:05:45.500 --> 01:05:47.460
- I'm sorry!
- Keep moving.
885
01:05:47.580 --> 01:05:50.900
- Do exercises, touch your toes.
- You're not a swine or a dummy.
886
01:05:51.200 --> 01:05:54.460
You're not even... Don't leave me!
I don't wanna die!
887
01:05:54.540 --> 01:05:59.580
Listen! You are not going to die,
we've just been drugged. Take a nap.
888
01:05:59.660 --> 01:06:02.200
I'm not cut out for this hero stuff.
889
01:06:05.180 --> 01:06:07.140
Whoo!
890
01:06:10.620 --> 01:06:12.540
(Grunts)
891
01:06:23.900 --> 01:06:25.820
(Train whistle)
892
01:06:40.220 --> 01:06:42.580
Danke schön. Danke. Oh...
893
01:06:42.700 --> 01:06:44.820
Danke. Wunderbar!
894
01:06:44.940 --> 01:06:47.620
Oh...das war knapp.
895
01:06:47.740 --> 01:06:49.660
Danke schön.
896
01:06:49.740 --> 01:06:53.900
Thank you very much. You don't have -
I forget the word - aspirin?
897
01:06:53.980 --> 01:06:58.380
I have this headache. My hands
are trembling with sheer terror, look.
898
01:06:58.460 --> 01:07:02.420
I'm going to suffer a major cardiac arrest.
Oh, yes, I've been drugged!
899
01:07:02.540 --> 01:07:05.980
- I'm beyond aspirin.
- I put nothing in your drink.
900
01:07:06.600 --> 01:07:09.140
You speak English?
Of course you do, I just heard you.
901
01:07:09.260 --> 01:07:12.260
Unless you memorised
"You have not been drugged".
902
01:07:12.380 --> 01:07:16.140
You... You're standing here
quite literally gibbering!
903
01:07:16.220 --> 01:07:18.180
Right, I fought this huge person,
904
01:07:18.300 --> 01:07:22.660
climbed outside the train and hung
in the tunnel, I've every right to gibber!
905
01:07:22.780 --> 01:07:25.540
There's no time if this woman
is to be saved.
906
01:07:25.660 --> 01:07:28.500
Miss Froy! Are you all right?
Where's Dr Hartz?
907
01:07:28.620 --> 01:07:31.980
Back there, I suppose,
with his aunt the Baroness.
908
01:07:32.600 --> 01:07:34.620
- The Baroness is his aunt?
- Yes, and I'm his wife.
909
01:07:34.700 --> 01:07:38.140
I'm sure there's a very simple
explanation for all of this.
910
01:07:38.220 --> 01:07:40.900
- You're a bunch of Nazis!
- Of course not!
911
01:07:41.200 --> 01:07:45.980
Egon's family are frightened. If it is
discovered that there is an anti-Nazi...
912
01:07:46.600 --> 01:07:49.460
- Concentration camps for one and all.
- No!
913
01:07:49.580 --> 01:07:51.900
Yes. I don't know.
914
01:07:53.340 --> 01:07:55.460
Would you please let me do this?
915
01:07:58.940 --> 01:08:01.420
Miss Froy! Miss Froy, are you all right?
916
01:08:01.500 --> 01:08:03.460
Yes, I'm quite all right.
917
01:08:03.580 --> 01:08:06.600
Oh, but it is nice to see a friendly face.
918
01:08:09.660 --> 01:08:13.820
- Get up. Get up!
- That woman is wearing my clothes.
919
01:08:23.260 --> 01:08:26.940
There's one mean-lookin' Nazi out there
but I could take him.
920
01:08:27.200 --> 01:08:29.780
- What are you doing?
- I'm taking my pulse.
921
01:08:31.900 --> 01:08:33.860
Use this.
922
01:08:35.100 --> 01:08:38.980
Kommen Sie schnell her,
ich muss mit Ihnen sprechen.
923
01:08:41.260 --> 01:08:43.260
Was wünschen Sie?
924
01:08:43.340 --> 01:08:47.140
I keep hitting people over the head
and they don't even blink.
925
01:08:47.260 --> 01:08:49.340
Ahh. That'll keep him.
926
01:08:49.420 --> 01:08:51.380
Good thinking.
927
01:09:02.700 --> 01:09:04.860
OK, let's get out of here right away.
928
01:10:06.620 --> 01:10:08.940
I never really believed we would make it.
929
01:10:09.200 --> 01:10:11.180
I'm not going with you.
930
01:10:11.260 --> 01:10:15.700
- What are you talking about?
- I agreed to help because I loved you.
931
01:10:15.820 --> 01:10:19.600
I still do. But Egon,
why are we doing this?
932
01:10:19.180 --> 01:10:21.100
You know perfectly well why.
933
01:10:21.180 --> 01:10:25.340
All this talk about the General
betraying the family honour.
934
01:10:25.420 --> 01:10:29.740
You're terrified the Nazis
will confiscate your land, your money.
935
01:10:29.820 --> 01:10:33.420
You'd even support Hitler
to protect these things but I can't!
936
01:10:33.500 --> 01:10:37.660
- You're being ridiculous.
- Come with me! We can be together.
937
01:10:37.740 --> 01:10:42.380
I married a wonderful,
courageous doctor, not a murderer.
938
01:10:42.460 --> 01:10:44.420
Please, Egon!
939
01:10:46.620 --> 01:10:49.420
Egon, I think it's time...
940
01:10:49.500 --> 01:10:51.740
What is it?
941
01:11:01.900 --> 01:11:04.460
Bahnhof Mullenbach.
942
01:11:05.660 --> 01:11:07.620
Kurzer Aufenthalt.
943
01:11:07.740 --> 01:11:10.980
Der Schnellzug nach Basel
944
01:11:11.100 --> 01:11:13.380
fährt in Kürze von Gleis 2 ab.
945
01:11:15.900 --> 01:11:18.540
Bahnhof Mullenbach.
946
01:11:20.700 --> 01:11:22.580
Egon!
947
01:11:23.660 --> 01:11:25.620
Careful.
948
01:11:34.540 --> 01:11:37.140
Bitte. Vorsichtig, ja.
949
01:11:38.220 --> 01:11:40.660
They've got the stretcher off the train.
950
01:11:43.200 --> 01:11:45.140
There's the Baroness...
951
01:11:46.220 --> 01:11:48.220
the sweet Doctor...
952
01:11:49.340 --> 01:11:51.580
the nun...
953
01:11:53.260 --> 01:11:55.340
Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!
954
01:12:00.380 --> 01:12:03.460
It looks like we're gonna get away with it.
955
01:12:07.340 --> 01:12:09.620
What's the matter? What is it?
956
01:12:10.700 --> 01:12:13.740
(Countess) We must go at once.
We must move!
957
01:12:13.820 --> 01:12:15.780
Open the bandages.
958
01:12:16.620 --> 01:12:18.540
Open the bandages.
959
01:12:18.620 --> 01:12:20.820
Why don't they start the train?
960
01:12:20.940 --> 01:12:24.260
Germans can't leave the station
until somebody gets somebody
961
01:12:24.380 --> 01:12:26.780
to sign something
that doesn't mean anything.
962
01:12:26.860 --> 01:12:30.220
Where is she?! Where is she? You fool!
963
01:12:30.300 --> 01:12:32.460
Blunderer!
964
01:12:32.540 --> 01:12:35.500
Sie, ich muss unbedingt
den Vorsteher sprechen.
965
01:12:35.580 --> 01:12:37.540
Bitte folgen Sie mir.
966
01:12:40.600 --> 01:12:42.260
- Eintritt verboten.
- Heil Hitler.
967
01:12:42.380 --> 01:12:43.900
What is going on?
968
01:12:43.980 --> 01:12:46.300
- Berger, kuppeln Sie die Wagen ab.
- Jawohl.
969
01:12:46.380 --> 01:12:48.340
Helfen Sie ihm.
970
01:12:51.580 --> 01:12:54.860
Man muss die Wagen
unauffällig auf ein totes Gleis schieben.
971
01:13:01.340 --> 01:13:03.540
Reden Sie nicht, tun Sie was!
972
01:13:04.860 --> 01:13:08.620
- Stellwerk? Wagen auf Stumpfgleis 3.
- Stumpfgleis 3.
973
01:13:09.740 --> 01:13:12.420
(Train whistle)
974
01:13:12.540 --> 01:13:15.740
Es bewegt sich.
Hier spricht ein Offizier der SS.
975
01:13:15.820 --> 01:13:18.620
'Tun Sie, was Ihnen befohlen ist.'
976
01:13:18.700 --> 01:13:21.460
- Aber das ist gefährlich.
- 'Sofort.'
977
01:13:21.580 --> 01:13:23.580
Jawohl. Zu Befehl.
978
01:13:23.660 --> 01:13:25.620
Scheiße.
979
01:13:29.820 --> 01:13:31.740
Was ist los?
980
01:13:37.260 --> 01:13:39.220
The ambulance has started.
981
01:13:42.620 --> 01:13:44.580
(Robert) There it goes!
982
01:13:48.940 --> 01:13:51.500
- Miss Froy?
- Miss Froy! Are you all right?
983
01:13:51.580 --> 01:13:55.620
- Are you all right?
- (Laughing) Yes! Oh, do forgive me.
984
01:13:55.740 --> 01:14:00.940
This reminds me of a party we had at
Staffordshire House in Gloucestershire.
985
01:14:01.200 --> 01:14:03.620
We were playing a game of sardines.
986
01:14:03.740 --> 01:14:07.600
The butler and I were hiding in
Lady Beddington's wardrobe
987
01:14:07.180 --> 01:14:11.420
and we found this bottle
of Haig and Haig amongst the shoes.
988
01:14:12.700 --> 01:14:14.660
- Miss Froy, we made it!
- Yes.
989
01:14:14.780 --> 01:14:17.980
- We made it!
- Yes! Well, you know what they say.
990
01:14:18.600 --> 01:14:20.700
"Patience and fortitude
991
01:14:20.780 --> 01:14:22.940
"got the snail to Jerusalem."
992
01:14:24.860 --> 01:14:26.780
- Who's the gun?
- Mrs Kelly!
993
01:14:26.860 --> 01:14:28.820
- I have a confession to make.
- You do?
994
01:14:28.940 --> 01:14:33.700
In spite of your ridiculous hair,
I find you strangely attractive.
995
01:14:33.820 --> 01:14:36.600
Don't just sit there, dummy.
996
01:14:36.140 --> 01:14:38.180
# Gimme a little kiss
997
01:14:38.300 --> 01:14:39.900
# Will you, huh?
998
01:14:39.980 --> 01:14:44.340
# And I'll give it right back to you #
999
01:14:46.220 --> 01:14:48.140
Excuse me.
1000
01:14:48.220 --> 01:14:50.580
Just going to go and powder my nose.
1001
01:14:51.660 --> 01:14:53.620
Be right back.
1002
01:15:17.980 --> 01:15:20.300
Excuse me.
1003
01:15:20.380 --> 01:15:24.940
Excuse me but the most extraordinary
thing seems to have happened.
1004
01:15:25.200 --> 01:15:28.620
- We've lost the rest of the train.
- I beg your pardon?
1005
01:15:28.700 --> 01:15:31.600
I don't quite know how to describe it.
1006
01:15:31.180 --> 01:15:33.860
Well, the rest of the train,
it's just not there.
1007
01:15:40.620 --> 01:15:44.740
Oh, my God. They have uncoupled us
from the rest of the train.
1008
01:15:46.220 --> 01:15:50.540
Miss Froy, it's time you told us who
you are and why they're after you.
1009
01:15:50.620 --> 01:15:55.200
Condon thinks you're a spy. If you are,
you can trust us. We won't tell a soul.
1010
01:15:55.100 --> 01:15:59.740
A spy? Oh, don't be so silly.
I'm on my way home to Brighton.
1011
01:15:59.820 --> 01:16:03.660
Hove, actually, it's down the coast a bit.
Are we still in Germany?
1012
01:16:03.740 --> 01:16:05.700
I guess so.
1013
01:16:08.140 --> 01:16:11.460
Do you think there's anybody else
left on the train?
1014
01:16:11.580 --> 01:16:13.700
Well, there's this car...
1015
01:16:15.820 --> 01:16:19.700
and the dining car - but there wouldn't be
anybody on there now.
1016
01:16:19.820 --> 01:16:24.860
It's tea time, I think you'll find
that all the English people are there.
1017
01:16:35.740 --> 01:16:37.500
- There, you see.
- Hm?
1018
01:16:37.580 --> 01:16:39.620
She's turned up after all.
1019
01:16:39.740 --> 01:16:42.500
- The luck must have stuck.
- Storm in a teacup.
1020
01:16:42.620 --> 01:16:45.820
Listen to me, ladies and gentlemen,
please listen.
1021
01:16:45.900 --> 01:16:49.300
An attempt has been made
to abduct this woman by force.
1022
01:16:49.420 --> 01:16:52.260
- What's he nattering on about?
- They've uncoupled us
1023
01:16:52.380 --> 01:16:54.300
from the rest of the train.
1024
01:16:54.380 --> 01:16:56.580
- Uncoupled?
- They don't abduct people
1025
01:16:56.700 --> 01:17:01.740
and they don't uncouple trains. You've
made this entire journey unbearable.
1026
01:17:01.820 --> 01:17:03.820
- Hear! Hear!
- What is this nonsense?
1027
01:17:03.900 --> 01:17:07.660
- Don't be such a drip! Go take a look!
- Drip?
1028
01:17:07.740 --> 01:17:12.340
If this is a practical joke,
I warn you, I shan't think it very funny.
1029
01:17:15.980 --> 01:17:17.940
Good Lord, he's right, Charters.
1030
01:17:18.600 --> 01:17:20.940
Uncoupled us?
What will have they done with the bags?
1031
01:17:55.340 --> 01:17:59.580
- (Mrs Todhunter) Someone's coming.
- Good heavens, it's Helmut.
1032
01:18:01.500 --> 01:18:03.460
But he appears to be a Nazi.
1033
01:18:03.580 --> 01:18:05.500
(Miss Froy) He is.
1034
01:18:08.460 --> 01:18:11.980
Well, they can't do anything to us.
We're British.
1035
01:18:12.600 --> 01:18:14.200
How do you know him?
1036
01:18:14.140 --> 01:18:17.380
He's the eldest son
of the family I worked for.
1037
01:18:17.500 --> 01:18:19.420
Ladies and gentlemen...
1038
01:18:20.540 --> 01:18:23.180
I would like to apologise for this delay.
1039
01:18:23.260 --> 01:18:26.780
I can only assure you that it is
a matter of extreme seriousness
1040
01:18:26.860 --> 01:18:29.940
and that the security of my country
is involved.
1041
01:18:30.600 --> 01:18:32.620
- Speak up!
- You have, on the train,
1042
01:18:32.700 --> 01:18:38.140
a woman travelling with a British
passport, under the name of Froy.
1043
01:18:38.220 --> 01:18:41.100
She is urgently wanted for questioning...
1044
01:18:55.340 --> 01:18:57.900
If Fräulein Froy
1045
01:18:58.860 --> 01:19:00.260
will come with me now,
1046
01:19:01.980 --> 01:19:03.900
the train will be rerouted
1047
01:19:03.980 --> 01:19:07.500
and you will be across the Swiss border
in a matter of minutes.
1048
01:19:07.580 --> 01:19:10.620
Miss Froy, what is going on?
1049
01:19:10.700 --> 01:19:14.420
Oh, there must be some mistake.
Helmut's just being silly.
1050
01:19:14.540 --> 01:19:17.700
He had tea with us in the nursery
all the time.
1051
01:19:18.940 --> 01:19:23.220
Miss Froy, you should leave the train
without further delay.
1052
01:19:38.700 --> 01:19:43.860
Ladies and gentlemen,
you are on German territory.
1053
01:19:43.980 --> 01:19:47.460
I am making a perfectly legal request.
1054
01:19:47.580 --> 01:19:50.140
Turn over the woman to me now
1055
01:19:50.220 --> 01:19:52.980
or, much as I regret it,
1056
01:19:53.100 --> 01:19:55.780
we will board the train
1057
01:19:55.900 --> 01:19:58.260
and take her by force.
1058
01:20:06.940 --> 01:20:11.500
I think you ought to go with him.
There's obviously a misunderstanding.
1059
01:20:11.580 --> 01:20:16.100
Once they've sorted it out they'll put you
on the next train with their apologies,
1060
01:20:16.220 --> 01:20:17.940
probably their blessing.
1061
01:20:18.600 --> 01:20:23.380
He might look like a music-hall usher
but that's an SS uniform he's wearing.
1062
01:20:23.500 --> 01:20:25.420
Miss Froy is staying right here.
1063
01:20:26.700 --> 01:20:30.260
Evelyn, how did we get involved
in something like this?
1064
01:20:30.780 --> 01:20:33.700
- What do you think you're doing?
- Sorry.
1065
01:20:33.820 --> 01:20:37.700
I'm overly excited. I haven't had
one of these in my hand before.
1066
01:20:37.820 --> 01:20:41.500
- I thought you were a big deal in Spain!
- I am a photographer.
1067
01:20:41.580 --> 01:20:44.140
I take pictures of other people
shooting guns.
1068
01:20:44.220 --> 01:20:46.860
(Helmut) You have exactly one minute.
1069
01:20:46.940 --> 01:20:51.260
If you do not, I cannot be responsible
for what will happen.
1070
01:20:52.620 --> 01:20:56.300
Anyone who wishes to leave the train
should do so now.
1071
01:21:01.820 --> 01:21:03.580
(Todhunter) Well...
1072
01:21:04.940 --> 01:21:07.300
Im Wald verstecken.
1073
01:21:08.380 --> 01:21:11.540
(Todhunter) It's simple,
they just want to talk to you.
1074
01:21:11.660 --> 01:21:15.140
It would seem sensible
to cooperate with the authorities.
1075
01:21:15.260 --> 01:21:18.260
I absolutely agree.
We are guests in this country.
1076
01:21:18.380 --> 01:21:21.100
(Rose) And such very odd people.
1077
01:21:21.180 --> 01:21:23.140
I got a great idea.
1078
01:21:23.260 --> 01:21:26.600
Why don't we give Miss Froy
to the Nazis?
1079
01:21:26.140 --> 01:21:28.220
It'll save us all a lot of trouble.
1080
01:21:28.300 --> 01:21:32.660
Mrs Kelly is getting married,
the ladies have ordered dinner at 7:30,
1081
01:21:32.780 --> 01:21:37.500
you guys'll get to your game on time and
I'll have a picture story for Life magazine.
1082
01:21:37.580 --> 01:21:40.300
Probably get a great bonus.
1083
01:21:44.700 --> 01:21:48.180
(Charters) I had a nanny once,
called Smithers.
1084
01:21:48.300 --> 01:21:50.900
Used to hang a card around my neck,
1085
01:21:51.200 --> 01:21:53.180
saying, "Jeremy kicks".
1086
01:21:53.260 --> 01:21:55.380
Splendid woman, you know. Splendid.
1087
01:21:57.340 --> 01:22:00.260
I'd better go and give this chap
our answer.
1088
01:22:01.580 --> 01:22:04.140
Senior member and all that, you know.
1089
01:22:14.220 --> 01:22:17.180
Now, look here.
We have no intention at all
1090
01:22:17.260 --> 01:22:19.820
of handing over
Miss Whatever-Her-Name-Is,
1091
01:22:19.900 --> 01:22:22.260
so just be a good chap and clear off.
1092
01:22:25.500 --> 01:22:27.460
(Man) Halt, halt, halt!
1093
01:22:29.820 --> 01:22:31.780
- Halt!
- Raus!
1094
01:22:33.740 --> 01:22:35.600
Weiter!
1095
01:22:37.260 --> 01:22:40.180
- Would you mind, old man?
- Not at all, old man.
1096
01:22:40.300 --> 01:22:43.460
- Looks like they mean business.
- (Gunshot)
1097
01:22:43.580 --> 01:22:47.900
That really is the last straw. We'll never
get to the match on time now.
1098
01:22:47.980 --> 01:22:49.940
Angreifen!
1099
01:22:51.740 --> 01:22:53.700
(Gunshots)
1100
01:23:04.940 --> 01:23:08.700
- Got any more ammunition?
- Just what's in the gun and these.
1101
01:23:08.780 --> 01:23:10.940
- (Gunshots)
- Right, pile the...
1102
01:23:11.200 --> 01:23:14.980
Pile those chairs into a barricade.
Take refuge behind them.
1103
01:23:15.100 --> 01:23:17.420
You're behaving like a pack of fools!
1104
01:23:17.500 --> 01:23:21.420
What chance do you think we've got
against a lot of armed men?
1105
01:23:21.500 --> 01:23:23.860
Pacifist, eh? Doesn't work, old boy.
1106
01:23:23.980 --> 01:23:27.600
The early Christians tried that,
got thrown to the lions.
1107
01:23:27.180 --> 01:23:29.620
- I'd rather...
- (Gunshot)
1108
01:23:29.740 --> 01:23:31.700
- Give it to me!
- Stop it!
1109
01:23:31.820 --> 01:23:34.220
- What's the trouble?
- He's got a gun!
1110
01:23:34.300 --> 01:23:39.860
I will not be a party to this sort of thing.
I don't believe in violence!
1111
01:23:41.580 --> 01:23:45.820
You'd better give that to me.
I once won a box of cigars for shooting.
1112
01:23:45.900 --> 01:23:47.860
I was a damn fine shot.
1113
01:23:52.780 --> 01:23:57.420
Excuse me, Mr Condon? Would you
mind if I talked to you for a minute?
1114
01:23:57.500 --> 01:24:02.540
Could it possibly wait a minute?
There are people shooting bullets at us.
1115
01:24:02.620 --> 01:24:05.340
No, I'm afraid it can't. It really can't.
1116
01:24:05.420 --> 01:24:07.580
I'll hold the fort.
1117
01:24:07.660 --> 01:24:10.980
- I must tell you, I really have to go now.
- Go where?!
1118
01:24:11.100 --> 01:24:15.380
To Switzerland, it's right over there.
Thank you for trying to help.
1119
01:24:15.500 --> 01:24:19.180
I have a message
for a Mr Callender in Whitehall.
1120
01:24:19.260 --> 01:24:21.580
- She is a spy!
- I'm not!
1121
01:24:21.660 --> 01:24:26.460
I'm acting on the instructions of General
von Reider, Helmut's grandfather.
1122
01:24:27.580 --> 01:24:31.340
The General says it's vital
that this message gets through.
1123
01:24:31.420 --> 01:24:35.300
So in case something silly happens,
would you deliver it for me?
1124
01:24:35.420 --> 01:24:37.980
- What's the message?
- I have no idea.
1125
01:24:38.600 --> 01:24:42.140
All I know is I have to go Mr Callender
in Whitehall and sing this song.
1126
01:24:42.220 --> 01:24:48.180
# La-la-la-la, la la la,
la-la-la-la, la laah, la-la-la-la...
1127
01:24:48.300 --> 01:24:50.420
She's gone off her rocker.
1128
01:24:50.540 --> 01:24:52.500
(Miss Froy) # ..la la, la-la
1129
01:24:52.620 --> 01:24:55.660
- # La-la-la-la, la la la...
- (All) # La-la-la-la...
1130
01:24:55.740 --> 01:24:59.820
- (Singing continues)
- Not a good time for a choir practice.
1131
01:24:59.900 --> 01:25:01.860
- (High pitched) # La!
- # La... La!
1132
01:25:01.980 --> 01:25:04.540
- # La-la-la-la-la
- # La-la... La-la-la
1133
01:25:04.620 --> 01:25:07.220
- # La-la-la-la
- # La-la-la-la... La-la-la-la #
1134
01:25:07.340 --> 01:25:09.260
See? I got it.
1135
01:25:09.340 --> 01:25:12.460
(All singing)
1136
01:25:14.300 --> 01:25:18.600
If we get through this
we'll go into vaudeville together.
1137
01:25:18.140 --> 01:25:20.260
Thanks. I won't forget that.
1138
01:25:20.380 --> 01:25:23.540
- (Amanda) You can't go out there!
- C'est la guerre!
1139
01:25:23.660 --> 01:25:25.660
(Gunfire continues)
1140
01:25:36.940 --> 01:25:39.620
- Do you think she's all right?
- I hope so.
1141
01:25:39.740 --> 01:25:42.660
She's a British nanny.
They're indestructible.
1142
01:25:42.780 --> 01:25:47.380
We have to start the train, get back to the
main line and ram it across the frontier.
1143
01:25:47.500 --> 01:25:51.200
That's a tall order. The drivers aren't
going to do as we tell them.
1144
01:25:51.100 --> 01:25:53.260
- We'll use this. Who's coming?
- Me!
1145
01:25:53.340 --> 01:25:56.700
No, baby, stay here.
Be a good girl and roll some bandages.
1146
01:25:56.780 --> 01:26:00.200
With a little luck
we'll get the train back to the station,
1147
01:26:00.140 --> 01:26:05.420
you're gonna have to jump out, switch
the points in the direction of Switzerland.
1148
01:26:05.500 --> 01:26:07.820
- Righty-ho.
- Come on, let's go.
1149
01:26:07.900 --> 01:26:11.500
- I'm gonna put a stop to all this!
- (Gunfire and screaming)
1150
01:26:11.580 --> 01:26:13.540
Nicht schießen!
1151
01:26:17.900 --> 01:26:21.600
Please! Could we just be sensible...
1152
01:26:21.180 --> 01:26:22.700
(Gunshot)
1153
01:26:28.140 --> 01:26:30.100
(Screaming)
1154
01:26:36.380 --> 01:26:38.300
(Gunfire continues)
1155
01:27:05.200 --> 01:27:07.980
Reach for the skies, we're taking over!
1156
01:27:10.700 --> 01:27:14.900
They must have hopped it with
the rest of them. Can't say I blame them.
1157
01:27:17.820 --> 01:27:20.860
- Have you ever driven one of these?
- Not since I was a kid.
1158
01:27:34.460 --> 01:27:36.420
Good Lord.
1159
01:27:36.540 --> 01:27:38.940
- We've done it!
- (Shrieking)
1160
01:27:41.180 --> 01:27:43.140
They've started the train!
1161
01:27:50.940 --> 01:27:53.600
(Shouting, indistinct)
1162
01:27:55.260 --> 01:27:57.220
We're going home!
1163
01:28:08.540 --> 01:28:11.100
Have you any idea
how to stop this contraption?
1164
01:28:11.180 --> 01:28:15.260
I imagine it's a matter of doing
a reverse of what I did to start it.
1165
01:28:15.340 --> 01:28:17.300
I expect you're right.
1166
01:28:17.420 --> 01:28:20.200
(Caldicott) The points are just ahead.
1167
01:28:20.140 --> 01:28:22.300
Where the blazes is Charters?
1168
01:28:22.380 --> 01:28:25.900
- Time I did my bit of point-changing.
- You're wounded!
1169
01:28:25.980 --> 01:28:28.200
Was ist jetzt los? Er kommt zurück.
1170
01:28:32.860 --> 01:28:35.780
Good grief! It's that girl!
1171
01:28:43.260 --> 01:28:45.200
(Caldicott) Hold it!
1172
01:28:45.100 --> 01:28:47.340
- Not yet!
- Wait till we pass!
1173
01:28:47.420 --> 01:28:49.620
(Caldicott) Hold onto it!
1174
01:28:49.740 --> 01:28:54.200
- That's right. Good girl. Hang on.
- Hold it! Just hold it!
1175
01:28:56.380 --> 01:28:57.740
Pull!
1176
01:28:57.820 --> 01:28:59.820
Towards you!
1177
01:28:59.900 --> 01:29:01.860
Pull it towards you!
1178
01:29:02.940 --> 01:29:04.340
(Screams)
1179
01:29:15.180 --> 01:29:17.580
Come on, kiddo! Come on!
1180
01:29:17.660 --> 01:29:19.780
Come on, I'll pick you up!
1181
01:29:21.260 --> 01:29:23.180
(Screams)
1182
01:29:26.940 --> 01:29:29.220
Come on, baby, you can make it!
1183
01:29:29.340 --> 01:29:31.420
Come on, faster!
1184
01:29:31.500 --> 01:29:34.980
Faster! Come on! Come on!
1185
01:29:45.100 --> 01:29:47.460
Well done, old thing! Well done!
1186
01:30:04.620 --> 01:30:07.460
(Porter) Where's that to, sir?
(Caldicott) The Oval.
1187
01:30:07.580 --> 01:30:10.260
- With any luck we should be in time.
- Yes.
1188
01:30:10.380 --> 01:30:13.980
(Paper seller) Hitler's message.
Read all about it.
1189
01:30:14.600 --> 01:30:16.220
News, Star and Standard.
1190
01:30:17.820 --> 01:30:20.380
- (Sighs)
- News, Star and Standard.
1191
01:30:20.460 --> 01:30:23.620
Next year, old man.
There's always next year.
1192
01:30:28.620 --> 01:30:31.180
- If there is a next year.
- Quite.
1193
01:30:32.300 --> 01:30:34.860
Well, I'll say goodbye then.
1194
01:30:36.600 --> 01:30:40.820
Goodbye. I'm sorry about your hanky.
I'll have it laundered and sent round.
1195
01:30:40.940 --> 01:30:42.860
I've got another one.
1196
01:30:45.180 --> 01:30:46.500
Taxi!
1197
01:30:46.620 --> 01:30:50.540
(Rose) Shouldn't we talk
to the stationmaster about the luggage?
1198
01:30:50.620 --> 01:30:54.900
Never mind about the luggage,
I shall never leave England again!
1199
01:30:55.200 --> 01:31:00.500
(Both) # La-la-la-la, la laah, la-la-la-la... #
1200
01:31:00.620 --> 01:31:02.660
(Amanda) It's Rupert!
1201
01:31:10.620 --> 01:31:13.700
- Oh!
- You mean you're not gonna marry him?
1202
01:31:13.820 --> 01:31:17.600
- What about the million bucks?
- It's a real problem.
1203
01:31:17.180 --> 01:31:19.580
I simply have to marry somebody.
1204
01:31:23.500 --> 01:31:25.620
Amanda, I'm willing to marry you
1205
01:31:25.740 --> 01:31:29.900
but taking the million dollars,
it's against all my principles.
1206
01:31:29.980 --> 01:31:33.600
If you wanna marry me
you'll have to take it!
1207
01:31:33.180 --> 01:31:35.260
- Where to, guv?
- Whitehall.
1208
01:31:35.340 --> 01:31:39.700
Look, if I take your million dollars
you're gonna my boss forever.
1209
01:31:40.700 --> 01:31:43.300
A man shouldn't take money
from his wife.
1210
01:31:43.420 --> 01:31:46.980
They should share what they earn.
I don't believe in dowries or...
1211
01:31:47.100 --> 01:31:49.300
- Who are we supposed to see?
- Callender.
1212
01:31:49.420 --> 01:31:52.140
- Mr Callender, please.
- Would you wait?
1213
01:31:52.220 --> 01:31:55.900
- It's very urgent.
- Maybe you can break Grandfather's will
1214
01:31:55.980 --> 01:31:58.660
but Mummy and Daddy have tried
and they can't.
1215
01:31:58.780 --> 01:32:01.420
- You're gonna have to like it or lump it.
- OK! I lump it!
1216
01:32:01.500 --> 01:32:03.460
- You lump it?
- I lump it!
1217
01:32:03.580 --> 01:32:06.740
- Then let go of me.
- I can't. You're holding onto my elbows.
1218
01:32:06.860 --> 01:32:10.540
Oh, my God! My mind went blank.
I forgot Miss Froy's tune!
1219
01:32:10.620 --> 01:32:12.860
- The tune!
- # La-la-la-la
1220
01:32:12.940 --> 01:32:15.140
# La la la la la la laa... #
1221
01:32:15.260 --> 01:32:17.220
No, no, no!
1222
01:32:17.340 --> 01:32:21.300
# Da da-da-ta-da da-da da-da-da-da
da-da-da da da #
1223
01:32:21.420 --> 01:32:25.380
- # Da-da-da da-da-da... #
- (Piano playing melody)
1224
01:32:46.380 --> 01:32:49.820
(Miss Froy) # La-la-la-la la la la
1225
01:32:49.900 --> 01:32:53.600
# La-la-la-la la laah
1226
01:32:53.180 --> 01:32:55.580
# La-la-la-la la...
1227
01:32:55.660 --> 01:33:00.420
(Both) # La la-la la la la la la la #
1228
01:33:00.540 --> 01:33:02.260
How lovely!
1229
01:33:02.380 --> 01:33:07.100
- The tune went right out of my mind.
- I never thought we'd see you again!
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