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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie
you're gonna die ♪
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♪ Yeah, Louie... ♪
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Okay.
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Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
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Saturday. Sunday. Sweating.
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(sighs)
Okay.
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Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
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Sweater.
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(clatter)
Oh!
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Oh, Jesus!
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Rise and shine.
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Ahh!
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Ohh...
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♪
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Hi, that's me.
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Oh, hi.
It's me.
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Hi.
Thank you, sir.
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Sure.
Yes.
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My name is Mike.
Hi, Mike, how you doing?
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I'm gonna be your driver.
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Okay.
Uh, welcome to Cincinnati.
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Thank you, that's
my only bag, so...
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Right this way, then.
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Okay, good.
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♪
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You can--
You don't have to--
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You don't have to keep--
Oh, sure.
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You don't have to keep
holding that up, you know?
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Gotcha.
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♪
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So how was your flight?
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Good, thank you.
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I've never been to New York.
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What's it like?
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Just a city.
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Yeah?
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But can you--
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Can you describe it?
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Like, what are--
What are some of--
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What are some of the things
about New York?
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You know what
the thing is, Mike?
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I hope I'm not being rude,
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but I just don't feel
like talking.
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Is that okay?
I just sort of...
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It's a great big city,
it's just a great--
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You never get over
how big it is.
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Really?
Yeah, you just--
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You can walk for days,
and you're still downtown.
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And every day, something happens
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that you never thought
you'd see in your entire life.
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(laughing)
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Wow!
Yeah.
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Wow...
Yeah.
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Man...
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(chuckling)
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Uh...
So what else?
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Like, what are the people like?
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♪
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(woman scatting)
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Okay...
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That's where--
That's where I'm staying?
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Yep.
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So I'll pick you up
later tonight.
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(mutters)
Yep. Thank you.
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Okay.
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Yeah, bye.
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Oi, Doug.
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Hey, how's Cinci?
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Why am I staying in a Motel 86?
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What?
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I told you, Doug, I can't stay
in places like this anymore.
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Oh, no, you're in a motel?
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Come on, Doug, you knew
they were putting me up here,
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just-- you just were afraid
to tell me, right?
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Yeah. I'm sorry,
it's just for one night.
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Yeah, but Doug, I can't--
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I can't do shit like this anymore.
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I'll kill myself in a place like this.
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Just please, next time tell
them to take it out of my check
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and put me in anything.
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You know, like a Radisson
or a Marriott,
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anything else, I just ca--
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I can't do this--
I can't do the door opening
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into the parking lot
and the--
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and the little cup with the
plastic on it in the bathroom
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and the person-sized
cum stain on the floor.
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I can't do it, man, I--
(knocking on door)
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I'm sorry, I'm trying tomaximize your profit out there.
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I don't want you to
waste money on travel.
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Yeah, but I would rather make
no money and live less shitty.
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Do you understand
what I'm saying to you?
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Where's--
Where's Roger, man?
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What?
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Where's Roger?
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He's dead.
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He's dead?
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Listen, where am I staying
next week in Oklahoma?
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It's a nice place, a nice place.
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The club is great, good owner.
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Where am I staying?
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In a, you know...
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Doug, I'm there for a week.
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They have a condo.
It's really nice.
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Ah, shit!
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No, it's nice.
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The club didn't want to keeppaying for a hotel every week,
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so they bought a condoand you're staying there.
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Am I alone?
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What do you mean?
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I mean, am I staying alone
in the condo?
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Is it just me,
or am I sharing with somebody?
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Well, you have your own bedroom.
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Oh, God damn it.
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Yeah, you're--
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You're sharing it withthe feature act.
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It's a two-bedroom.
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Who's the feature?
I don't know.
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The owner's daughter willpick you up at the airport
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and take you there tomorrow.
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(sighs)
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I'm sorry.
I want you to be--
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I want you to be happy.
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It's not your fault.
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(knocking on door)
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(man) Hey!
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Hey, man!
What the hell?
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Hey!
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You lied about Roger, man!
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He's not dead, he's right here!
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He's right there, man.
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You lied!
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♪
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(phone beeping)
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Hello?
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Hi. It's Mike.
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Your driver?
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Are you ready
to go to the venue?
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Um, Mike, it's--
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It's two hours before show time.
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I mean, how long
does it take to get there?
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Oh, uh...
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Not more than 15 minutes or so,
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but I thought you might
want to get to the venue early,
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so I showed up early,
just to be safe.
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Okay, I-I--
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I'm okay with being
on time, okay?
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So just--
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Let's leave in 90 minutes, okay?
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Then we'll be fine.
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Oh...
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Okay, that's fine.
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No, that is perfectly fine.
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Um, do you want me
to hang out out here,
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or should I wait inside
with you, or...
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No, just wait in the car
and I'll see you there, okay?
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I'll see you
in 90 minutes, okay?
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Okay, bye.
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(hangs up phone)
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Isn't it weird
that our favorite thing
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is a secret
and we hardly ever do it.
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It's, like, really rare.
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I mean, even a person
that gets laid a lot,
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it's still like,
"Hey, I got laid."
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It's like a--
it's like a special thing.
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But it's our favorite thing.
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(snickering)
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I mean, it's fundamentally
weird that we're--
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you guys aren't all
just turning to each other...
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and just having sex right now.
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It's like, we work really hard
to keep it rare, too,
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like, we cover
all our favorite stuff.
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Cover it.
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It's really important
that you cover it.
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You could actually go--
You could--
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As long as--
You could have, like,
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a stripe of wide tape
and just cov--
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You'd be totally naked,
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and just cover your dick
and balls and anus with one--
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with duct tape.
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If you do that, you could
go visit the White House.
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(laughing loudly)
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♪
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(snickering)
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Uh, last week,
Billy Burr was here.
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Do you know him?
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Yep, yeah, I know Bill.
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Ah...
(laughing)
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He's so funny.
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(laughing)
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He did this thing where
he was trying to...
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(laughing)
...and he couldn't.
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And he kept try--
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(laughing)
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And he was--
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And he was nice.
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Like, he was, I mean,
like, really nice guy.
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Mm-hmm,
I'm sure he was.
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Nice guy. Ohh.
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(clears throat)
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After the show, he was, uh...
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He was, uh, he said,
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(imitating Bill Burr)
"Hey, Mike"--
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I-- I can't
do his voice,
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but he goes, "Take me
to the cool places."
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So I was like,
"My pleasure."
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So we hung out.
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Oh, I took him to some
great places to eat.
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(sniffles)
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And he was cool.
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Like, he was, mm, cool.
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Mm-hmm.
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Ah, he shook hands
with everybody.
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Mm-hmm.
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Everybody.
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You know who else
I drove was Mike Kaplan.
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And that guy was so cool.
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Yeah, you know, Mike...
We hung out--
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Yeah, that's great,
that's great.
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Yeah!
Yeah, I'm glad.
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I'm really glad
that you met those guys.
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I'm glad that you
hung out with them
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and that they were really cool.
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I'm sure they were really cool.
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You know, for them,
that's the way they're--
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that's what they're like, right?
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That they like to go
on the road and they like
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to see the country
and meet everybody.
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It's great.
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I'm different, okay?
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I'm 47 years old.
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I've been doing this for
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I don't even know
how long anymore,
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and the road is not, for me,
like an adventure, okay?
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It's like...
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I've seen it,
I've seen the whole country.
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I've met all the people.
I've met all of them.
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I've even met you,
Mike, in a way.
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So for me, now, the road,
it's not like an adventure.
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It's like, uh...
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it's like going to the toilet.
It's something I gotta do.
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And uh, I--
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I don't have a lot
of choices out here,
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but one choice that I need
to be able to make
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is that I can be by myself
and not talk to everybody.
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And I don't mean that to be
insulting or unfriendly,
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that's just what I need
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for me to be comfortable
on the road
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is to not have to always
talk to folks and make friends,
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if I don't feel like it.
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So I'm sorry if that's
a bummer for you
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or if it's disappointing,
but it's-- it's--
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it's what works for me, okay?
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(quietly) Okay.
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Can I help you?
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Yeah, hi, um...
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Is this, like, cinnamon buns
with frosting or what's the--
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Yep, you can get a special bun
or you can get a bun
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with two sauces or you
can get a hot pour bun.
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What's a hot pour bun?
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00:13:08,636 --> 00:13:10,553
That is where you eat the bun
264
00:13:10,638 --> 00:13:12,221
and then you just put
your mouth under the spigot
265
00:13:12,307 --> 00:13:15,007
and I pour the syrup
into your mouth.
266
00:13:20,098 --> 00:13:22,231
I was kidding.
267
00:13:27,355 --> 00:13:28,905
Okay, well...
All right.
268
00:13:28,990 --> 00:13:30,523
I'll take a bun.
269
00:13:30,575 --> 00:13:32,658
♪
270
00:13:44,789 --> 00:13:48,458
(man on PA) Welcome to Atlanta
International Airport.
271
00:13:48,543 --> 00:13:52,462
This AirTrain will stopat terminal three,
272
00:13:52,547 --> 00:13:55,798
terminal four,and the central air terminal.
273
00:13:55,884 --> 00:13:58,017
(children chattering loudly)
274
00:14:04,309 --> 00:14:05,808
(chattering continues)
275
00:14:05,894 --> 00:14:07,560
(girl) No, I don't
want to get down.
276
00:14:07,612 --> 00:14:12,198
This is the terminal threestop on this AirTrain.
277
00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:16,035
The next stop on this AirTrainis terminal four.
278
00:14:16,070 --> 00:14:19,205
(children chattering)
279
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,407
Stand clear of the closingdoors, please.
280
00:14:23,912 --> 00:14:25,912
(child whimpering)
281
00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:31,968
Hi.
282
00:14:32,053 --> 00:14:33,586
Was that--
283
00:14:33,671 --> 00:14:36,088
Was that your mom?
284
00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:37,390
Is this anybody's kid?
285
00:14:37,425 --> 00:14:39,009
Is this anybody's child?
286
00:14:40,395 --> 00:14:41,427
Is this anybody's--
287
00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:43,346
Can anybody look at me
and answer me?
288
00:14:43,431 --> 00:14:45,181
There's a kid--
This kid's left alone.
289
00:14:45,266 --> 00:14:46,432
Did your mom get off?
290
00:14:46,484 --> 00:14:47,683
It's okay, it's okay.
291
00:14:47,769 --> 00:14:49,435
This is the terminal four stop
292
00:14:49,487 --> 00:14:50,770
on this AirTrain.
You're okay, it's okay...
293
00:14:50,855 --> 00:14:52,605
Okay, it's all right,
it's all right.
294
00:14:52,657 --> 00:14:53,940
Please make sure you have
Maybe we should get off the train.
295
00:14:54,025 --> 00:14:55,158
all your belongingsas you exit...
296
00:14:55,243 --> 00:14:56,442
It's o-- I think
you should get off.
297
00:14:56,494 --> 00:14:57,944
I think we better--
Okay, it's okay, it's okay.
298
00:14:57,996 --> 00:15:01,417
Stand clearof the closing doors, please.
299
00:15:06,754 --> 00:15:08,087
Um...
300
00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,043
(speaking foreign language)
301
00:15:16,130 --> 00:15:17,180
It's okay.
302
00:15:20,468 --> 00:15:23,186
(whimpering)
303
00:15:23,271 --> 00:15:24,387
Oh, it's okay.
304
00:15:24,472 --> 00:15:25,805
It's okay.
305
00:15:25,857 --> 00:15:28,058
Look, there's a call box,
come here, we'll call them up.
306
00:15:28,059 --> 00:15:29,308
(screaming)
307
00:15:29,394 --> 00:15:31,477
Okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay.
308
00:15:31,529 --> 00:15:32,778
All right, I'm gonna call.
309
00:15:32,814 --> 00:15:34,113
You can stay there.
310
00:15:38,119 --> 00:15:39,151
(phone line ringing)
311
00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:40,820
I'm just gonna call them and...
312
00:15:40,905 --> 00:15:42,154
(woman) AirTrain operation.
313
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:43,623
Oh, hello.
Hi, uh...
314
00:15:43,658 --> 00:15:47,577
I was on the AirTrain, and,
uh, and, well, a little g--
315
00:15:47,662 --> 00:15:49,378
Okay, there
was a family of--
316
00:15:49,464 --> 00:15:51,664
A woman with a bunch of kids
and she got off the train
317
00:15:51,716 --> 00:15:54,217
at the stop before this one,
318
00:15:54,302 --> 00:15:57,136
and her daughter was left
by herself on the train,
319
00:15:57,171 --> 00:16:00,089
so I'm with that kid now
on the platform.
320
00:16:00,174 --> 00:16:02,592
(operator speaking indistinctly)
321
00:16:02,677 --> 00:16:04,427
What's that?
322
00:16:04,512 --> 00:16:06,345
Okay, (indistinct).
323
00:16:06,431 --> 00:16:08,180
Okay, well...
324
00:16:08,266 --> 00:16:11,684
(man on PA) Welcome to Atlanta
International Airport.
325
00:16:11,769 --> 00:16:15,738
There is an AirTrainarriving at the station.
326
00:16:15,823 --> 00:16:17,657
This AirTrain will make stops...
327
00:16:17,692 --> 00:16:20,526
♪
328
00:16:35,793 --> 00:16:37,293
(woman on PA) Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen,
329
00:16:37,378 --> 00:16:40,713
we are now ready to boardFlight 654 to Charlotte.
330
00:16:40,798 --> 00:16:42,265
We would like to startpre-boarding
331
00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:43,849
our customers who needassistance
332
00:16:43,885 --> 00:16:46,469
or those customerswho are dying or afraid.
333
00:16:59,067 --> 00:17:01,367
Ah, shit!
334
00:17:01,402 --> 00:17:03,402
Oh, shhhit!
335
00:17:03,454 --> 00:17:04,453
God damn it.
My bag!
336
00:17:04,539 --> 00:17:07,239
I forgot my... bag...
337
00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:08,708
God damn it!
338
00:17:08,743 --> 00:17:11,577
♪
339
00:17:22,423 --> 00:17:24,140
Hi, uh, excu--
I'm sorry, excuse me.
340
00:17:24,225 --> 00:17:26,642
I lost my bag and I'm--
The gate--
341
00:17:26,728 --> 00:17:28,177
My plane is leaving right now
and I lost my bag.
342
00:17:28,262 --> 00:17:30,096
Sir, sir, if you want
to report lost luggage,
343
00:17:30,181 --> 00:17:32,315
you need to file a report with
the airline you flew in on.
344
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,599
No, but, see,
it's in the ga-- I--
345
00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:36,319
I-- It's in the airport,
because it's my carry-on.
346
00:17:36,404 --> 00:17:37,486
Oh, that's a lot
more complicated,
347
00:17:37,572 --> 00:17:39,271
because that's
unattended luggage.
348
00:17:39,357 --> 00:17:41,023
Any unattended luggage...
See?
349
00:17:41,109 --> 00:17:43,326
will be confiscatedand destroyed immediately.
350
00:17:43,411 --> 00:17:45,778
Okay, but can--
So what do I-- what do I do?
351
00:17:45,863 --> 00:17:47,413
Sir... just--
352
00:17:47,448 --> 00:17:48,664
Can you let me finish
with this woman.
353
00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:49,832
Maybe I can help you.
354
00:17:49,917 --> 00:17:51,784
Okay, I'm sorry.
I just--
355
00:17:51,869 --> 00:17:52,785
Can you just
please help--
356
00:17:52,837 --> 00:17:53,918
Okay, sir, just one second.
357
00:17:53,955 --> 00:17:55,087
Okay.
358
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:57,957
Yeah, you're all set.
359
00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:00,876
Can you please help me?
360
00:18:00,962 --> 00:18:02,128
Come on, come on.
Okay, okay.
361
00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:04,547
Thank you so much.
362
00:18:04,632 --> 00:18:07,633
Thank you.
I gotcha, just...
363
00:18:07,685 --> 00:18:09,135
Can we pick it up, though?
364
00:18:09,187 --> 00:18:10,970
Can we go a little faster?
365
00:18:11,055 --> 00:18:13,139
I'm going as fast as I can, sir.
366
00:18:13,224 --> 00:18:14,523
If you want to run ahead,
I'll catch up with you.
367
00:18:14,609 --> 00:18:16,776
It doesn't seem like you're
going as fast as you can.
368
00:18:16,811 --> 00:18:18,027
Listen, I didn't--
I didn't lose my bag.
369
00:18:18,112 --> 00:18:19,111
You lost your bag.
370
00:18:19,147 --> 00:18:20,312
I know that,
I know that it wasn't...
371
00:18:20,398 --> 00:18:23,032
♪
372
00:18:25,653 --> 00:18:27,119
That's maintenance over there.
373
00:18:29,407 --> 00:18:31,123
You see that guy right there?
374
00:18:31,159 --> 00:18:32,625
Yeah.
375
00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:35,411
He's picking bullets out
of the belly of that plane.
376
00:18:35,496 --> 00:18:37,046
People who live near airports,
377
00:18:37,131 --> 00:18:40,049
they shoot at landing planes
all the time.
378
00:18:40,134 --> 00:18:44,136
They find bullets
in almost every plane.
379
00:18:44,172 --> 00:18:47,006
♪
380
00:18:57,518 --> 00:18:58,734
(Louie) I don't know.
381
00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:00,019
I mean, I don't know, I--
382
00:19:00,104 --> 00:19:02,605
It-- that might be it.
383
00:19:02,690 --> 00:19:06,609
Well, we can't pull it
on that unless you sure.
384
00:19:06,694 --> 00:19:08,194
Well, I'm sorry, I'm not.
385
00:19:08,246 --> 00:19:09,779
I mean, I can't--
386
00:19:09,864 --> 00:19:12,448
It's just a black bag,
I ca--
387
00:19:12,533 --> 00:19:14,366
I'm not 100% sure.
388
00:19:14,452 --> 00:19:16,202
Okay, Bill, let it go.
389
00:19:23,211 --> 00:19:24,260
Sorry.
390
00:19:26,881 --> 00:19:28,013
(Louie) Or maybe it was.
391
00:19:30,268 --> 00:19:31,548
I'm gonna miss my flight anyway.
392
00:19:31,552 --> 00:19:32,580
Hey, where you going?
393
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:35,002
Charlotte, North Carolina.
394
00:19:35,122 --> 00:19:37,712
Oh, yeah, that flight is right over here.
395
00:19:37,755 --> 00:19:38,498
Oh, great.
396
00:19:38,549 --> 00:19:41,110
Yeah.
All right, cool.
397
00:19:41,195 --> 00:19:44,029
♪
398
00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:54,457
Hey, thanks very much
for your help.
399
00:19:54,542 --> 00:19:55,491
Take care.
400
00:19:56,794 --> 00:19:58,410
Hi. Hi.
401
00:19:58,496 --> 00:19:59,879
(muttering)
402
00:20:01,799 --> 00:20:03,799
Good, thank you
very much, thank you.
403
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:19,434
♪ (woman vocalizing)
404
00:20:42,959 --> 00:20:47,563
Wednesday, Thursday,
Friday, Saturday...
405
00:20:49,806 --> 00:21:00,220
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405
00:21:01,305 --> 00:21:07,266
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