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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,478 --> 00:00:13,413 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:13,446 --> 00:00:15,315 (Crowd laughing, chatting) 3 00:00:16,716 --> 00:00:17,817 - (Kenny): Hey, guys. 4 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,319 Can I get one of these after? 5 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:21,388 - I don't want to make some poor pledge 6 00:00:21,421 --> 00:00:23,123 feel like crap for being a virgin. 7 00:00:23,156 --> 00:00:25,291 - They've been doing this initiation for years. 8 00:00:25,325 --> 00:00:26,393 It's harmless. 9 00:00:26,426 --> 00:00:27,794 And it's part of your initiation, 10 00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:29,062 so you have to do it. 11 00:00:29,095 --> 00:00:31,798 - Fine, but I'm gonna make it as nice as possible for them. 12 00:00:31,831 --> 00:00:33,533 - Of course you are. - Mm-hmm. 13 00:00:33,566 --> 00:00:35,468 - Say hello to our special guest. 14 00:00:35,502 --> 00:00:37,504 - Courtesy of Alana. 15 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:40,206 - Oh, well, in that case, thank you for these. 16 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,575 - Thanks. You need to get that back to the med lab 17 00:00:42,609 --> 00:00:43,676 clean and in one piece. 18 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:46,513 - Mo, no one's going to actually have sex with it. 19 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:47,547 - Mwah! 20 00:00:47,580 --> 00:00:49,149 - Doc, this is Alana. 21 00:00:49,182 --> 00:00:50,617 Alana, Doc, frat prez. 22 00:00:50,650 --> 00:00:53,319 - The pre-med pledge? 23 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:55,188 - Are you pre-med too? 24 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:56,389 - Doctor of love. 25 00:00:56,423 --> 00:00:59,392 I gotta hand it to you, you really came through for us. 26 00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:02,262 And I see some bright things in her future, Lanny-Banany. 27 00:01:02,295 --> 00:01:04,431 - So, uh, Alana, are you ready to be our honey? 28 00:01:04,464 --> 00:01:05,765 - Huh? 29 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:07,700 - We need you to be our queen bee 30 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:10,170 and lure these nerdy pledges into their doom. 31 00:01:10,203 --> 00:01:12,872 - OK, but we're not gonna hurt any of them, right? 32 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,207 - No, we won't hurt them. 33 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,408 We'll just, I don't know, 34 00:01:15,442 --> 00:01:16,843 embarrass the shit out of them. 35 00:01:16,876 --> 00:01:19,512 - Uh, she doesn't want to hurt any feelings either. 36 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:22,182 - Oh, are you worried about this guy pulling rabbits 37 00:01:22,215 --> 00:01:23,283 out of people's asses? 38 00:01:23,316 --> 00:01:24,284 - Oh, oh! - See that? 39 00:01:24,317 --> 00:01:26,486 - Oh, oh, whoa! - Oh, whoa! Get out of here! 40 00:01:26,519 --> 00:01:27,620 - Oh! Whoo! - Whoa! 41 00:01:27,654 --> 00:01:29,322 - Cool. Very funny. 42 00:01:29,355 --> 00:01:30,557 - He's sweet! 43 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:32,759 - Don't get your panties in a knot. 44 00:01:32,792 --> 00:01:34,594 This is just level one! Come on! 45 00:01:34,627 --> 00:01:37,764 Nothing like what's coming for these pussies next week. 46 00:01:37,797 --> 00:01:38,798 You grab Ed... - Yep. 47 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:39,833 - ...and Jackson. 48 00:01:39,866 --> 00:01:41,367 Make sure our boy's ready. 49 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:42,535 This skank is coming with me. 50 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:45,405 (Crowd talking, indistinct) 51 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,727 ♪♪ Just know I ain't no regular fool ♪ 52 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,497 ♪ Could be anything in the world but could never be you ♪♪ 53 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:12,966 - Hail, brothers. Everyone's so hot here-- 54 00:02:12,999 --> 00:02:15,301 - We are not brothers yet. 55 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:16,336 - Yeah, gotta make sure 56 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:18,605 every one of our new pledges is a genuine stud. 57 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:19,939 Relax. 58 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:22,609 - But, I thought they banned that cracker thing. 59 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:24,544 - They did. And we'll never get over it. 60 00:02:24,577 --> 00:02:26,713 But we still have some traditions kept alive. 61 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:30,550 - We have set you up with the most gorgeous pledge 62 00:02:30,583 --> 00:02:33,353 who's ready to escort you over the sexual threshold. 63 00:02:33,386 --> 00:02:36,322 - Wait, you guys are serious? 64 00:02:36,356 --> 00:02:37,857 - Behold thy fair maiden. 65 00:02:39,692 --> 00:02:40,927 - Oh. 66 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:42,228 (Kenny whistling) 67 00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:43,530 Oh, wow. Yeah, she's--she... 68 00:02:43,563 --> 00:02:44,564 (Chuckling) 69 00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:45,832 Mmm. She is beautiful. 70 00:02:45,865 --> 00:02:47,267 - Oh, she sure is, huh? 71 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:50,537 - OK, I feel so bad about this. 72 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:53,273 - It's like when we took pics of you dressed like babies. 73 00:02:53,306 --> 00:02:54,908 - OK, those diapers were awful! 74 00:02:54,941 --> 00:02:56,643 - Well, thank God you didn't like it, 75 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:58,478 'cause that would have been really weird. 76 00:02:58,511 --> 00:02:59,913 (Laughing) 77 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:01,814 (Crowd talking, indistinct) 78 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:06,653 - Yeah! - OK. 79 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:10,290 - So, listen, it's your time, son. 80 00:03:10,323 --> 00:03:12,358 So, don't ask questions. 81 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:14,761 Just go in there and make your mama proud. 82 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:15,995 - All right. - All right? 83 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,030 - Yeah. - All right? 84 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:17,997 - OK. - All right. 85 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,165 - Whoo! 86 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:21,935 - All right, Kenny. Let's go! Animal, you're an animal! 87 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:23,036 - Yeah! Get it! - Come on! 88 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:24,003 - OK, let's do it! 89 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:26,773 - (Mo): Let me see if she's ready. 90 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:30,643 - All right. 91 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,479 (Laughing nervously) 92 00:03:33,513 --> 00:03:34,547 - You got this. 93 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:40,920 (Alana giggling) 94 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:42,522 - Kenny's downstairs. 95 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:43,723 You ready? 96 00:03:43,756 --> 00:03:45,825 - Uh, no. Doc's not done setting up. 97 00:03:45,858 --> 00:03:47,327 - Ah, Doc? 98 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,562 Doc? Hurry up! What are you doing? 99 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:55,535 - OK, pledge, show time. 100 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:58,805 Keep the lights off and just hide behind the bed 101 00:03:58,838 --> 00:03:59,906 and lure him in. 102 00:03:59,939 --> 00:04:00,907 (Alana sighing) 103 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:01,941 - Poor guy. 104 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:03,009 - Oh, no. It's nothing. 105 00:04:03,042 --> 00:04:04,077 I mean, my initiation, 106 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:06,613 they had me running through the quad buck-naked 107 00:04:06,646 --> 00:04:08,481 wearing nothing but a pig's head. 108 00:04:08,514 --> 00:04:10,416 Trust me, this guy's getting off easy. 109 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:11,451 (Mitchy giggling) 110 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:12,452 - (Whispering): OK. 111 00:04:13,453 --> 00:04:17,090 - So, um, I got a little surprise in there. 112 00:04:17,123 --> 00:04:20,059 Turns out the keys that she provided 113 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,695 open up a little bit more than just the med lab. 114 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:25,331 (Sighing, scoffing) 115 00:04:28,668 --> 00:04:32,372 So, drop your drawers and get her! 116 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:33,973 (Men chuckling) 117 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:39,045 - Hi, Kenny. 118 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:45,752 I've been waiting for you. 119 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:51,658 Kiss me, Kenny. 120 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:53,793 Kiss me. 121 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:02,602 (Screaming) 122 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:04,937 (Kenny screaming) 123 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,739 (Men laughing) 124 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:11,511 - Oh my God. What a loser! 125 00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:13,446 - Whoa, it's a dead body! 126 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:15,415 (Kenny screaming) 127 00:05:19,552 --> 00:05:21,421 - Is she--is she--is she OK? 128 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:24,090 Is she OK? 129 00:05:24,123 --> 00:05:26,492 Hey! Is she--is she really dead? 130 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:28,961 Is she OK? 131 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:32,799 Huh? Is she OK? 132 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:34,600 - He's losing his mind because of us. 133 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:36,469 - We don't know that. 134 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:38,905 - He's fine. He's just drunk. 135 00:05:38,938 --> 00:05:40,740 He needs to sleep it off. 136 00:05:40,773 --> 00:05:43,009 - Sleep it off? Look at him! 137 00:05:43,042 --> 00:05:44,777 - He does seem pretty bad. 138 00:05:47,113 --> 00:05:48,815 - I'm telling the police what happened. 139 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,750 - No, you're gonna do nothing, pledge. 140 00:05:50,783 --> 00:05:53,119 - But the doctors need to know what happened. 141 00:05:53,152 --> 00:05:54,921 - If you say a word, 142 00:05:54,954 --> 00:05:56,856 I'll make sure to let the cops know 143 00:05:56,889 --> 00:05:59,892 how this was all your nutty, nympho fucking idea. 144 00:05:59,926 --> 00:06:01,961 You got it? - Nympho? What? 145 00:06:01,994 --> 00:06:03,896 - Yeah, you got off on what happened to him. 146 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:04,964 That's what I'll tell them. 147 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:08,668 It'll be all over the press. 148 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:10,470 And your life will be over. 149 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:19,078 ♪ ♪ 150 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:49,909 (Men and women chatting, laughing) 151 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:51,477 - Ah! 152 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:53,513 And God saw everything that he had made. 153 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:55,681 And behold! It was very good. 154 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:56,716 (Chucking) 155 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:58,818 - It was very lame, dude! 156 00:06:58,851 --> 00:07:00,853 Where are all my sexy nurses at? 157 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:02,955 My naughty nuns? 158 00:07:02,989 --> 00:07:05,491 My non-binary Blackbeard? 159 00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:07,126 - Mo's your beard, not me. 160 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,895 - Getting along, as usual. 161 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,097 - Love at first sight, bro. Love at first sight. 162 00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:12,932 - Ha! - Play nice! 163 00:07:12,965 --> 00:07:13,966 - Or what? 164 00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:16,702 - Or I'll cast a spell on you. 165 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:18,604 (Mitchy giggling) 166 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:21,007 - OK, everybody, follow me! We're going to our rooms. 167 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:24,076 - How about you cast a spell on her, 168 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:26,245 and I promise I'll be a saint. 169 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,548 - Let me see what I can do. - Pardon me! 170 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:29,949 Excuse me! Out of my way, please! 171 00:07:29,982 --> 00:07:32,118 Has anyone seen my girlfriend? 172 00:07:32,151 --> 00:07:33,586 Yea high? 173 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:34,854 A little rigid? 174 00:07:34,887 --> 00:07:37,990 Not much of a face, but, man, can she take a good pounding! 175 00:07:38,024 --> 00:07:39,826 - Ah, seriously, dude? 176 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:42,695 - Ah, baby! You're so anatomically correct. 177 00:07:42,728 --> 00:07:43,796 - Ew! 178 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:44,931 - Yeah! 179 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:47,934 - So, does, uh, Pet know about-- 180 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:48,901 - Simone? - Yeah? 181 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:51,604 - Yeah. I call her Simone. Want to know why? 182 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:53,105 - Why? 183 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,941 'Cause when I see her, I moan. 184 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:57,877 Best part about Simone is she never talks back! 185 00:07:57,910 --> 00:07:59,111 (Both chuckling) 186 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:01,013 Not even when I teach her lessons 187 00:08:01,047 --> 00:08:02,215 on how to vacuum a sword. 188 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:03,716 - Ugh, OK! Enough of your charms! 189 00:08:03,749 --> 00:08:04,750 - Aw, honey. 190 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:06,185 The night is young, 191 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,254 I am dumb and full of cum. 192 00:08:08,287 --> 00:08:09,589 - So disgusting! 193 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:11,257 - Whoo! 194 00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:13,993 - Rowdy crowd out there tonight. 195 00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:16,195 - Try working New Year's Eve at a truck stop. 196 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,663 Now, that's rowdy! 197 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:18,631 - Truck stop? 198 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:21,667 That wasn't on your resume. 199 00:08:21,701 --> 00:08:22,969 - Ah, too late now. 200 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:24,136 You've already hired me. 201 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,137 (Laughing) 202 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:27,106 ♪ ♪ 203 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:35,948 - All right, everyone, listen up. 204 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:37,817 Hey, can I have your attention please? 205 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:39,118 Hey. 206 00:08:39,151 --> 00:08:40,620 Thank you. 207 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:42,755 Now, I won't spend too long talking. 208 00:08:42,788 --> 00:08:44,824 - It already feels like forever, dude. 209 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:46,926 - Play nice. 210 00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:48,794 - But I just wanted to welcome you all 211 00:08:48,828 --> 00:08:50,830 to my first big party as frat president! 212 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:52,198 Have a great time tonight! 213 00:08:52,231 --> 00:08:54,367 (Crowd cheering) 214 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,670 While maintaining decorum and following the rules, of course. 215 00:08:57,703 --> 00:09:00,840 Now, our fraternity is committed to respect and inclusion 216 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:03,276 for our members and guests. 217 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:04,744 To that end, I ask that 218 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:06,712 you take care of your fellow passengers. 219 00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:08,314 We're all here to have a good time. 220 00:09:08,347 --> 00:09:10,616 So let's make sure we play our parts accordingly. 221 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:12,051 Make sure to receive consent 222 00:09:12,084 --> 00:09:14,620 when engaging in any sexual activities. 223 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:15,655 No smoking on board. 224 00:09:15,688 --> 00:09:16,722 And, when possible... 225 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:18,090 - Hey, who is that? - Huh? 226 00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:20,660 - The guy on my right. But don't make it too obvious. 227 00:09:20,693 --> 00:09:22,962 - (The Prez): ...to a VIP car. That's for everyone. 228 00:09:22,995 --> 00:09:25,097 Last but not least, I hope everyone has... 229 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:26,098 - There's nobody there. 230 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:27,066 - All right! 231 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:29,302 - Are you OK? 232 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,337 - Yeah, I'm fine. 233 00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:32,972 (Gasping) 234 00:09:33,005 --> 00:09:34,273 I forgot my hat. 235 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:35,741 Sorry, can you... 236 00:09:35,775 --> 00:09:36,976 - Yeah. - I'll be right back. 237 00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:38,010 - T-minus 15. 238 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:41,013 Do you want to go out there and round them up? 239 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:42,114 - Of course. 240 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:44,650 - Remember, don't take any bullshit. 241 00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:47,086 Be polite, be pleasant. 242 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:48,254 - Of course. 243 00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:50,256 - Those rich college kids, 244 00:09:50,289 --> 00:09:52,258 they think they can get away with anything! 245 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:53,326 (Carne chuckling) 246 00:09:53,359 --> 00:09:54,894 You don't have to stand for that. 247 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:57,830 - I won't. I promise. 248 00:09:58,998 --> 00:09:59,932 - Good. 249 00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:17,049 - Be careful when loading these. 250 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:18,684 You break it, you bought it. 251 00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:19,719 - I don't work here. 252 00:10:19,752 --> 00:10:22,154 - Ah, OK. 253 00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:24,323 I don't think I get your costume then. 254 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,925 - Oh, pirate. 255 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,426 You thought I was a porter? 256 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,395 With a feather in my hat? 257 00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:30,830 - All apologies. 258 00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:32,798 If I could make myself disappear, I would. 259 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:34,000 Oh, wait a minute... 260 00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:37,003 I can. 261 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:56,322 - All right, so, a proctologist pulls a thermometer 262 00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:57,456 out of his coat pocket. 263 00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:00,226 Then he says: "Great, now some asshole has my pen." 264 00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:02,762 - Pet, can you do something about your boyfriend? 265 00:11:02,795 --> 00:11:06,799 - Mmm, I tried to get him to leave this thing at the frat. 266 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,234 But he wouldn't listen to me. 267 00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:09,735 - You philistines don't value art! 268 00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:10,970 When I'm rich and famous, 269 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,738 Simone and I will remember this outrage 270 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:15,241 and shower you with our disdain. 271 00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:16,942 - All right, for all our sake, 272 00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:18,944 I'm taking her away from you, permanently. 273 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:19,945 Boop! - My muse! 274 00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:21,747 Kidnapped by a heathen! 275 00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:24,116 Jackson! I'm gonna report you to the SVU 276 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:25,751 if you don't give my baby back! 277 00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:26,719 Come on! 278 00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:31,757 - All right, let's go! 279 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,059 (Crowd talking, indistinct) 280 00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:34,360 - All aboard! 281 00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:38,531 Hey, uh, all aboard, 282 00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:41,901 unless you want to spend Halloween in a train station. 283 00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:44,937 (Whispering): Hey. - Hey. 284 00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:49,175 I think you should be a little more assertive, 285 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,810 like, alpha-doggy style. 286 00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:52,178 You know what I mean? 287 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,479 Um, dominate those bitches. 288 00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:55,314 - Yeah, I--I think I got it. Thanks. 289 00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:57,216 - No, I don't think you do. Check this out. 290 00:11:57,249 --> 00:12:00,219 Yo, assholes! 291 00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:01,287 There we go. 292 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,555 Hey, my friend here has got 293 00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:04,857 something really important to say. 294 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:08,360 So, just--just shut the fuck up and listen to her, OK? 295 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:11,964 - OK, everyone, it's time to get this party started! 296 00:12:11,997 --> 00:12:13,899 (Crowd cheering) 297 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,968 So, uh, ahem, sorry. 298 00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:17,837 Have your tickets ready to be scanned, 299 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,972 and you can board using any of the doors. 300 00:12:20,005 --> 00:12:21,107 And have fun! 301 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:22,842 (Crowd cheering) 302 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,577 - Hey, that wasn't so bad, was it? 303 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:25,544 - No, it wasn't. Thanks. 304 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,912 - Yeah. 305 00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:28,447 - You can board behind me, if you like. 306 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,149 - Oh, I thought you'd never ask. 307 00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:32,451 - Look, I just want to attend to my guests. 308 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,053 - Yeah, that's all I'm asking, 309 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,421 for you to treat me like a guest. 310 00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:37,590 - How about you treat her like a human being 311 00:12:37,623 --> 00:12:40,359 and not a piece of meat and let her do her job? 312 00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:45,331 What did you think she would do, 313 00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:46,999 fuck you after you humiliated her? 314 00:12:47,032 --> 00:12:49,034 - Come on, do you ever have any actual fun? 315 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:50,870 - One day, you're gonna take it too far. 316 00:12:50,903 --> 00:12:51,937 (Gasping) 317 00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:53,472 Oh, wait, you already have. 318 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:56,242 - Forgive me, Lord, for I have sinned. 319 00:12:57,409 --> 00:12:59,445 Hey, yo, party's over there, buddy. 320 00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:01,447 - Yeah, let's do this! 321 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,215 Oh, uh, hey... 322 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,285 (Laughing) 323 00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:08,821 I owe you. I love you. 324 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:11,924 - Let's go, Mitchy. 325 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:12,958 - Whoo! 326 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:13,993 (Both giggling) 327 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,629 - Oh, shit! Fucking weirdo! 328 00:13:16,662 --> 00:13:18,130 Ha ha! Ah! 329 00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:19,932 (Panting, laughing) 330 00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:22,935 - You've had your fun and games. 331 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:24,970 Now give me Simone back! 332 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,405 I know she's a little frigid, 333 00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:28,340 but it's too cold for her out here! 334 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:30,142 - Oh, what's that, Simone? 335 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:32,111 Simone says you're fucking weird, bro! 336 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:34,346 Whoo! 337 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:35,881 (Grunting) 338 00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:39,385 (Sighing) 339 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,055 (Groaning) 340 00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:47,293 - I know shoes make the outfit, 341 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:50,062 but this witch is gonna turn into a major bitch 342 00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:52,498 if she wears stilettos all night. 343 00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:54,099 So, ta-da! 344 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:55,301 (Gasping) 345 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,302 - Ooh, perfect! OK... 346 00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:03,142 So, hat, no hat? 347 00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:05,544 Jacket and hat? 348 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:06,579 Or both of them? 349 00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:08,380 You know what I am, right? 350 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:10,950 - Yeah, yeah, you're one of the Three Musketeers. 351 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:13,953 - A musketeer? Ugh! 352 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:15,654 I knew I should have worn an eye patch! 353 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:19,058 I'm supposed to be a pirate, a sexy pirate. 354 00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:20,960 - A pirate? Oh, no. 355 00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:23,195 No, you are missing more than an eye patch, babe. 356 00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:25,364 No, you need to say, "Arr!" 357 00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:28,167 You need a parrot, a peg-leg, a skull and crossbones. 358 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,935 - Oh, I do have that. 359 00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:31,971 - God. 360 00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:33,105 (Laughing) 361 00:14:33,138 --> 00:14:34,106 - Hello! - No! 362 00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:36,976 No! Go! - Ah... 363 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,944 (Grunting) 364 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,282 - Hey, killer costume, Ed! 365 00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:45,251 (Grunting) 366 00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:54,660 Yeah, but work on those acting skills next time. 367 00:14:54,693 --> 00:14:56,362 (Grunting) 368 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,699 (Moaning) 369 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,301 (Grunting) 370 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:03,502 (Imitating motor boat) 371 00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:05,471 - Can you put it on me, please? 372 00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:06,605 - Yeah. - Thank you. 373 00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:11,677 Thank you. 374 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:14,680 What? - Nothing. 375 00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:17,583 It's just... It feels like we just met. 376 00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:19,618 And soon, you'll be going off to med school. 377 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,153 Four years went by way too fast! 378 00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:23,122 - Well, it was 3 years for me. 379 00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:24,657 - Oh my God, you're such an ice queen. 380 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,458 - I'm gonna miss you so much! 381 00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:28,360 I don't even know what to think about it. 382 00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:30,062 - Oh, me neither. - I love you. 383 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:32,131 And no matter what, we are best friends for life. 384 00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:34,600 - Even if I marry Doc one day? 385 00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:37,069 - Even if you lose your mind and marry Doc. 386 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,270 (Giggling) 387 00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:47,246 (Alana): OK. 388 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,681 I'm gonna go find Mo. 389 00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:50,316 - Mmm. - Are you OK with all this? 390 00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:52,017 - Yeah, yeah, no problem. Ooh! 391 00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:55,454 Get me a gin and tonic. Oh, mmm, no, no. 392 00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:58,123 No, make it a double tequila-soda. 393 00:15:58,157 --> 00:15:59,124 - OK, you got it. 394 00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:00,092 (Giggling) 395 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:17,242 - Everybody's boarded. Let's get on our way. 396 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,081 (Train whistling) 397 00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:41,767 - Hey, Ed. 398 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,802 Shouldn't you be with Pet and Sandy? 399 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,070 Simone? 400 00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:46,438 Whatever the hell you call her? 401 00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:50,175 OK, and now you're just being weird. 402 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:54,513 Ooh, I'm so scared of a rubber knife. 403 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,518 If you want a drink, it's this way. 404 00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:02,654 - Girl! Let me in! Whoa! 405 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,690 (Woman laughing) 406 00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:15,401 ♪ ♪ 407 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,541 - You haven't seen Ed, have you? 408 00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:24,410 - I just ran into him. 409 00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:26,345 He's walking around trying to scare people. 410 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,346 (Giggling) 411 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,148 - Of course he is. 412 00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:31,583 You're so lucky you have a normal boyfriend like Mo. 413 00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:32,885 (Chuckling) 414 00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:34,219 - You try calling Ed? 415 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:35,287 - No coverage, 416 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,723 because we're in the middle of who-knows-where. 417 00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:39,158 This Wi-Fi is a fucking joke. 418 00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:40,159 (Scoffing) 419 00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:41,293 So basic. 420 00:17:41,326 --> 00:17:42,895 Anyway... 421 00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:44,463 (Pet giggling) 422 00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:47,833 - Here, I should take a couple too. 423 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,202 - Train babes! 424 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,170 (Camera clicking) 425 00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:52,171 (Giggling) 426 00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:53,806 (Gasping) 427 00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:57,176 - You know, I did hear something about some bullshit VIP room. 428 00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:59,445 Ed might be heading that way. 429 00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:01,246 - Cool, thanks! 430 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,714 (♪ Electronic on PA ) 431 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,616 (Men and woman talking, laughing) 432 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:07,453 - An old fashioned and a double tequila-soda, please. 433 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,588 - It's on me. 434 00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:10,622 (Chuckling) 435 00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:11,857 - It's an open bar. 436 00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:13,492 - Damn. 437 00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:15,928 Here I thought I could make up for my faux pas earlier. 438 00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:18,530 - Your "faux pas," huh? Fancy! 439 00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:20,566 - Well, I'm a fancy guy. I wear a cape. 440 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,336 Anyway, um, apologies. 441 00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:25,737 - It's OK. 442 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,574 I mean, my pirate costume is clearly a big fail anyways. 443 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,909 - Well, I don't think it's the outfit. 444 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:34,246 - So, what, you see me and you think "train porter"? 445 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:37,316 - Well, I don't think "sorority sister". 446 00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:40,185 You don't strike me as the type of person to ask people 447 00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:41,553 to let you join their squad. 448 00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:42,788 - "Join their squad." 449 00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:44,323 I think I liked it better 450 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:45,791 when you were speaking fancy French. 451 00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:47,759 Thanks! 452 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,395 Hey, how'd you do that little trick earlier, 453 00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:51,930 where you disappeared into thin air? 454 00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:56,702 - Well, if I told you, I'd have to kill you. 455 00:18:58,003 --> 00:18:59,304 (Chuckling) 456 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:14,820 - Ah! 457 00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:16,255 - Hey, have you seen Mo? 458 00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:17,556 - He's back there in the VIP room. 459 00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:18,924 - Thanks. 460 00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:20,292 Godzilla? 461 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,861 - I'm a God-lizard! - Whoa. 462 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,830 (Screaming, howling) 463 00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:26,665 (Alana laughing) 464 00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:27,933 - It's trademarked. 465 00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:29,735 - Right, OK. 466 00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:31,703 (Laughing) 467 00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:33,372 - Whoa! 468 00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:34,540 (Barking) 469 00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:39,211 - I wouldn't call myself elite, but I am coming in anyways. 470 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:44,349 Mo? 471 00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:48,921 (Screaming, gasping) 472 00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:50,822 Oh my God! 473 00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:53,692 - I finally did it. 474 00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:56,395 Now you and I can be together forever. 475 00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,631 (Breathing heavily) 476 00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:00,933 - Happy Halloween! 477 00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:02,334 (Cheering, screaming) 478 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,402 - Oh my God! 479 00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:04,436 (Laughing) 480 00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:06,038 You assholes! 481 00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:07,973 - Been called worse by you! 482 00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:10,609 - You gotta admit it, pretty convincing. 483 00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:12,778 - OK, it's very convincing! 484 00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:16,014 - Ah, throat slash, compliments of Merry's visual effects class. 485 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,349 (Scoffing) 486 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:18,951 - Can't believe you guys got me again! 487 00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:21,620 Well played, both of you. 488 00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:24,356 - Whoa, whoa. Alana paying me, Satan himself, a compliment? 489 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,724 Please, say that one more time, 490 00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:28,460 'cause I need to record it for posterity! 491 00:20:28,493 --> 00:20:30,395 - Not on social media, didn't happen. 492 00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:33,498 But you should delete that video of me while you're at it. 493 00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:34,833 - Why would I ever do that? 494 00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:36,802 - Seriously? You really gotta ask? 495 00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:38,437 - Well, unlike with Kenny, 496 00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:40,606 this won't send you into a straight jacket. 497 00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:44,543 - Still, frat-sanctioned party, dead-body freak-out... 498 00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:48,981 - The Prez can pry this from my dead, cold hands. 499 00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:51,316 Enjoy your cock -tails. 500 00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:54,753 And tonight is one party you can't just bail on. 501 00:20:58,490 --> 00:20:59,658 (Sighing) 502 00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:04,730 (Laughing) 503 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,865 (♪ Pop playing on PA ) 504 00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:15,107 - Ed... 505 00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:16,808 If you're trying to freak me out, 506 00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:18,010 you might want to try harder. 507 00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:19,344 (Giggling) 508 00:21:21,713 --> 00:21:25,083 OK, I know we're not supposed to light up in here, 509 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,718 but rules are made to be broken. 510 00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:27,919 Hmm! Whoops. 511 00:21:29,087 --> 00:21:31,490 Do you want one? Doc rolled way too many. 512 00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:32,724 (Chuckling) 513 00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:38,697 OK, now you're just being annoying! 514 00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:41,033 When I find Pet, who's way out of your league, 515 00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:42,901 I'm gonna tell her she could do way better. 516 00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:43,869 (Giggling) 517 00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:47,706 Ed? 518 00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:49,374 OK, I've never been less afraid. 519 00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:50,409 (Chuckling) 520 00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:51,510 So, stop this! 521 00:21:51,543 --> 00:21:53,045 You don't have consent to grab me! 522 00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:55,981 That's a rule that isn't made to be broken. 523 00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:57,716 Stop! 524 00:21:57,749 --> 00:21:59,985 - This jerkoff bugging you? 525 00:22:00,018 --> 00:22:01,620 - Ugh, Ed's just being Ed. 526 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,388 So, yeah, really annoying. 527 00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:05,090 Yeah. He's all yours! 528 00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:06,124 (Sighing) 529 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,759 Bye! 530 00:22:08,894 --> 00:22:10,429 (Groaning) 531 00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:11,463 - Whoo! 532 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:12,564 (Sniffing) 533 00:22:12,597 --> 00:22:14,132 You're totally whack tonight, bro. 534 00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:18,737 By the way, that stunt out there with the sword, mwah! 535 00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:20,772 (Chuckling) 536 00:22:20,806 --> 00:22:21,873 Did Merry help you? 537 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:24,743 It was really gnarly! 538 00:22:24,776 --> 00:22:27,879 Oh! What is that? 539 00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:28,980 What is that? 540 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,782 Is that a hotdog covered in fake blood? 541 00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:31,783 Ah! 542 00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:35,053 Ah, man! 543 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:38,423 I bet you're getting this shit all over everyone. 544 00:22:38,457 --> 00:22:40,125 Where's the bathroom? Gotta wash my hands. 545 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:45,497 I'll tell you this much, you go all out, bro, 546 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:49,101 in character, not talking, full-on creepy! 547 00:22:51,069 --> 00:22:52,070 Whoo! 548 00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:53,138 (Sniffing) 549 00:22:53,171 --> 00:22:54,139 Ah! 550 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:56,575 Ah! 551 00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:00,045 (Jackson chuckling) 552 00:23:00,078 --> 00:23:01,613 You want to suck face now, dude? 553 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:06,184 If we did that, would that make us gay? 554 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,754 Or would you just be, like, hardcore into bestiality? 555 00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:12,824 I'm not even sure reptiles have dicks. 556 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,094 Hey, what the-- 557 00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:18,063 (Grunting) 558 00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:47,626 (Giggling) 559 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:55,634 - That train girl is gonna freak if she smells that. 560 00:23:55,667 --> 00:23:57,202 (Exhaling) 561 00:23:57,235 --> 00:23:58,236 - Mmm! 562 00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,671 (Knocking on door) 563 00:23:59,704 --> 00:24:00,806 Go away! 564 00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:02,040 (Doorknob rattling) 565 00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:05,043 (Mitchy giggling, Doc scoffing) 566 00:24:07,646 --> 00:24:09,181 (Knocking on door) 567 00:24:10,582 --> 00:24:11,783 Go away! 568 00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:12,851 (Whispering): Fuck. 569 00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:16,288 (Knocking on door) 570 00:24:16,321 --> 00:24:18,089 (Grunting) 571 00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:27,165 - This car is for everyone. 572 00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:30,502 - What's the point of a VIP room if anyone can just waltz in? 573 00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:33,638 - Dude, you can't smoke on the train. 574 00:24:33,672 --> 00:24:35,173 Are you trying to get us fined? 575 00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:38,009 - Are you gonna make me sweep the place too, you narc? 576 00:24:38,043 --> 00:24:39,611 (Scoffing) 577 00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:40,879 - Magic show is starting. 578 00:24:42,013 --> 00:24:43,715 - Yeah, uh, we'll be busy, bro. 579 00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:45,217 - I can't wait to see this guy. 580 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:47,319 He's edgy, kind of scary, but sexy-scary. 581 00:24:47,352 --> 00:24:49,287 (Giggling) 582 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,922 Come on! It'll be fun! 583 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,095 ♪ ♪ 584 00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,066 (Sighing) 585 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:05,704 (Crowd cheering, laughing) 586 00:25:05,737 --> 00:25:09,040 (♪ Pop playing on PA ) 587 00:25:09,074 --> 00:25:10,575 (Alana and Mo laughing) 588 00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:11,977 - You need send me that. - I will. 589 00:25:14,813 --> 00:25:16,181 (Mo sighing) 590 00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:21,152 - You're not pissed about my little act earlier, are you? 591 00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:23,121 - We both know whose act it really was. 592 00:25:24,723 --> 00:25:26,091 - OK, that's not fair. 593 00:25:26,124 --> 00:25:28,026 - But was it yours or his? 594 00:25:33,098 --> 00:25:34,132 - Hey! - Hey! 595 00:25:34,165 --> 00:25:35,800 - Hey, hey! 596 00:25:35,834 --> 00:25:38,637 The great Doc predicts that this magician, 597 00:25:38,670 --> 00:25:39,971 just like all magicians, 598 00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:41,840 is gonna be incredibly lame. 599 00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:44,109 - Oh, stop being so cynical. 600 00:25:44,142 --> 00:25:45,143 It might be fun! 601 00:25:45,176 --> 00:25:46,611 - What's next? Hula hoops? 602 00:25:46,645 --> 00:25:48,647 A talent show? - What? 603 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,849 Can't stand nobody looking at you for 30 minutes? 604 00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:52,617 - I can handle that fine. 605 00:25:52,651 --> 00:25:54,986 It's just all the G-rated bullshit that bugs me. 606 00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:56,621 If I was still president today, 607 00:25:56,655 --> 00:25:59,190 there'd be a live sex show 608 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:02,060 and we'd be all off our asses on blow, yeah! 609 00:26:02,093 --> 00:26:04,930 - And that's exactly why you're not the president anymore. 610 00:26:04,963 --> 00:26:06,965 - Oh! - Yeah. 611 00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:09,968 - Evening, perverts. 612 00:26:10,001 --> 00:26:12,003 (Crowd cheering) 613 00:26:12,037 --> 00:26:15,073 - Ooh! Edgy! Sexy scary! 614 00:26:15,106 --> 00:26:16,041 - Yes, yes! 615 00:26:18,276 --> 00:26:22,047 - Can I have a brave volunteer? 616 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,215 One who is unafraid of the line 617 00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:27,385 that separates life from death. 618 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,254 - Right here, Cheez Whiz. 619 00:26:29,287 --> 00:26:30,822 - (Mo): Oh! 620 00:26:30,855 --> 00:26:33,024 (Crowd cheering) 621 00:26:33,058 --> 00:26:34,359 - Miss, will you join me? 622 00:26:34,392 --> 00:26:35,961 (Crowd cheering) 623 00:26:40,699 --> 00:26:43,435 - Now, uh, you're not afraid of blood, are you? 624 00:26:43,468 --> 00:26:45,370 - Nope. Pre-med, baby! - Whoo! 625 00:26:45,403 --> 00:26:48,239 - OK, well, um, we'll just see about that. 626 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,175 (Crowd gasping) 627 00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:53,845 Now can you assure our audience 628 00:26:53,878 --> 00:26:55,347 that this knife is, in fact, real? 629 00:26:56,915 --> 00:26:58,216 - It's real. 630 00:26:59,484 --> 00:27:01,419 (Magician sighing) 631 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:05,156 - And can you also confirm to them that I am real? 632 00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:06,458 (Chuckling) 633 00:27:06,491 --> 00:27:07,759 - Too real. 634 00:27:10,895 --> 00:27:12,797 (Crowd gasping) 635 00:27:14,199 --> 00:27:16,267 - Would you care for a sip of my ruby red... 636 00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:17,302 Ah! 637 00:27:17,335 --> 00:27:18,770 (Crowd gasping) 638 00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:20,338 (Magician groaning) 639 00:27:20,372 --> 00:27:21,473 - Oh my God! 640 00:27:21,506 --> 00:27:23,441 - Have you seen Ed? 641 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:24,442 - No, what'd he do now? 642 00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:25,744 - Nothing. 643 00:27:25,777 --> 00:27:27,412 I haven't seen him since the station. 644 00:27:27,445 --> 00:27:29,748 I haven't seen him on the train at all. 645 00:27:29,781 --> 00:27:31,383 - He's probably just in another car 646 00:27:31,416 --> 00:27:33,051 doing his stand-up for somebody. 647 00:27:33,084 --> 00:27:35,387 - Yeah, or fucking someone. 648 00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:38,757 We haven't been doing so hot. 649 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:43,194 - Yeah, I, uh, yeah, I know the feeling. 650 00:27:43,228 --> 00:27:45,130 (Crowd screaming) 651 00:27:48,199 --> 00:27:51,302 - And that is how I keep my blood icy cold. 652 00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:52,437 (Laughing) 653 00:27:52,470 --> 00:27:54,172 Thank you so much. A round of applause! 654 00:27:54,205 --> 00:27:55,373 (Crowd cheering) 655 00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:07,919 - (Man): Come on, yeah! 656 00:28:07,952 --> 00:28:09,287 (Knocking on door) 657 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,089 - You know, when I heard frat party, 658 00:28:11,122 --> 00:28:12,957 I was picturing, like, a beer commercial, 659 00:28:12,991 --> 00:28:14,025 not a magician. 660 00:28:14,059 --> 00:28:15,760 You think this guy's any good? 661 00:28:15,794 --> 00:28:17,962 - I'd have never guessed you were into magic. 662 00:28:17,996 --> 00:28:19,297 - I'm not, but, uh, 663 00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:21,466 he looks like he's good with sleight of hand. 664 00:28:21,499 --> 00:28:22,534 (Giggling) 665 00:28:22,567 --> 00:28:24,269 - Why don't you go to the show? 666 00:28:24,302 --> 00:28:26,905 I mean, there's not that much going on out here anyway 667 00:28:26,938 --> 00:28:28,173 with all of them in the room. 668 00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:30,408 - Um, hi. The door's, like, locked. 669 00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:33,078 But I don't think there's anyone in there. 670 00:28:33,111 --> 00:28:36,848 - Ha! Well, doors don't usually lock themselves, do they? 671 00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:38,116 (Chuckling) 672 00:28:38,149 --> 00:28:39,517 Everything all right in there? 673 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:41,052 (Chuckling) 674 00:28:41,086 --> 00:28:43,054 There's another one down in that other car. 675 00:28:45,590 --> 00:28:46,858 - Do we open the door? 676 00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:49,060 - Nah. We'll leave them alone. 677 00:28:49,094 --> 00:28:50,995 Come back in a few minutes. 678 00:28:51,029 --> 00:28:52,430 (Clears throat) 679 00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:54,532 Probably doing drugs. 680 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:56,968 And let's face it, this job doesn't pay enough 681 00:28:57,001 --> 00:28:59,037 for us to start acting like cops. 682 00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:00,138 Ha! 683 00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:11,916 (Train whistling) 684 00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:13,351 (Crowd applauding) 685 00:29:13,384 --> 00:29:16,354 - Now, if you're not too frightened, 686 00:29:16,387 --> 00:29:19,157 could I possibly have another volunteer? 687 00:29:20,959 --> 00:29:24,229 (Crowd gasping, cheering) 688 00:29:28,366 --> 00:29:30,168 (Crowd applauding) 689 00:29:32,237 --> 00:29:34,272 Do you trust me? - Uh... 690 00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:36,040 (Woman giggling) 691 00:29:37,175 --> 00:29:39,010 - How do you like your salad? 692 00:29:39,043 --> 00:29:40,311 Sliced or chopped? 693 00:29:40,345 --> 00:29:41,579 (Gasping) 694 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:43,281 It's your turn. 695 00:29:44,649 --> 00:29:48,620 Mixed, tossed or chopped? 696 00:29:48,653 --> 00:29:50,188 (Alana giggling) 697 00:29:51,256 --> 00:29:52,857 (Prez grunting) 698 00:29:52,891 --> 00:29:54,526 (Crowd gasping, screaming) 699 00:29:54,559 --> 00:29:56,161 - (Woman): Is he OK? 700 00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:58,930 (Crowd cheering) 701 00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:01,065 - No! - That was crazy! 702 00:30:01,099 --> 00:30:03,034 (Crowd cheering) 703 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,573 - You good? 704 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:17,348 - Oh my God, that was crazy! 705 00:30:17,382 --> 00:30:20,418 - I have a 20-year-old single malt backstage, 706 00:30:20,451 --> 00:30:22,053 if you'd care to join me. 707 00:30:22,086 --> 00:30:24,889 Appreciation for your participation this evening. 708 00:30:24,923 --> 00:30:27,058 - What do I get for, uh, staying awake? 709 00:30:27,091 --> 00:30:28,159 (Chuckling) 710 00:30:28,193 --> 00:30:30,862 - You know what? I am disturbingly sober. 711 00:30:35,233 --> 00:30:37,101 - Uh, bye. 712 00:30:37,135 --> 00:30:39,103 Oh my God! - Are you fucking serious? 713 00:30:39,137 --> 00:30:40,972 - What? He is shit hot! 714 00:30:42,307 --> 00:30:45,343 We could try a devil's three-way for once, just saying. 715 00:30:46,644 --> 00:30:49,113 - I don't even think I could check Mo's dick for STIs, 716 00:30:49,147 --> 00:30:50,081 and I love the guy. 717 00:30:50,114 --> 00:30:51,115 Just saying. 718 00:30:51,149 --> 00:30:52,050 - Oh my God! Get out! 719 00:30:57,555 --> 00:30:59,023 - Whoa! That's enough! 720 00:30:59,057 --> 00:31:01,125 (Chuckling) 721 00:31:01,159 --> 00:31:02,193 - That one's for me. 722 00:31:02,227 --> 00:31:03,695 It's a mid-show booster. 723 00:31:03,728 --> 00:31:06,264 (Alana chuckling) 724 00:31:07,298 --> 00:31:08,399 - Thanks. 725 00:31:08,433 --> 00:31:09,968 - Do you mind if I lose this? 726 00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:12,103 I sweat like a motherfucker when I'm performing. 727 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,507 (Sighing) 728 00:31:25,617 --> 00:31:27,385 (Exhaling slowly) 729 00:31:28,486 --> 00:31:29,520 (Glasses clinking) 730 00:31:30,488 --> 00:31:33,391 - I wonder if he's shown her his wand yet. 731 00:31:33,424 --> 00:31:34,626 - Oh, please, man. 732 00:31:34,659 --> 00:31:36,594 Alana doesn't go for that pumped-up crap. 733 00:31:36,628 --> 00:31:38,096 - Oh yeah? 734 00:31:38,129 --> 00:31:39,564 No shit, she doesn't, man. 735 00:31:39,597 --> 00:31:42,333 You know, if Princess Alana ever dumps you, 736 00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:43,701 you still got me, buddy. 737 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:45,136 For life! 738 00:31:46,204 --> 00:31:48,439 (Chuckling) 739 00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:50,742 - So, why are you a part of all this? 740 00:31:50,775 --> 00:31:52,243 (Scoffing) 741 00:31:52,277 --> 00:31:54,012 - It's our annual Halloween party. 742 00:31:54,045 --> 00:31:56,447 - I mean why are you in a sorority? 743 00:31:56,481 --> 00:31:58,616 - Ah, this again. 744 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:01,085 Well, sororities give you a leg-up, 745 00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:03,288 which someone who's poor, 746 00:32:03,321 --> 00:32:06,391 but not poor enough for a scholarship needs in life. 747 00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:08,559 Plus, those people out there 748 00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:10,695 don't make me explain myself to them. 749 00:32:10,728 --> 00:32:13,564 - No offence, I just think you belong to a better crowd, 750 00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:15,633 instead of Doc and that wet-blanket beta of his. 751 00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:17,135 (Scoffing) 752 00:32:17,168 --> 00:32:19,470 - Mo's my boyfriend. And he's no wet blanket. 753 00:32:19,504 --> 00:32:21,572 - Whoops. 754 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:25,009 Still, a good ol' train crash would rid the world 755 00:32:25,043 --> 00:32:27,512 of a bunch of self-obsessed, privileged assholes. 756 00:32:27,545 --> 00:32:30,214 - That's fucked up, man. 757 00:32:33,584 --> 00:32:35,520 (Sighing) 758 00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:42,093 - I think it's time for VIPs. 759 00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:43,461 - Ooh, to P in V? 760 00:32:43,494 --> 00:32:44,495 (Giggling) 761 00:32:44,529 --> 00:32:45,596 - Mm-hmm, let's go! 762 00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:49,801 (♪ Electronic playing on PA ) 763 00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:51,569 (Crowd laughing, chatting) 764 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,340 (Scoffing) 765 00:32:56,741 --> 00:32:58,743 (Screaming) 766 00:32:58,776 --> 00:33:00,645 - Me and you, superglue! 767 00:33:00,678 --> 00:33:02,280 (Laughing) 768 00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:04,215 - This is my song! 769 00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:13,291 - So, who you liking? 770 00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:15,093 - All I can think about is 771 00:33:15,126 --> 00:33:17,095 our boyfriends dogging those young pledges. 772 00:33:17,128 --> 00:33:19,330 - And what is stopping you from doing the same? 773 00:33:19,364 --> 00:33:20,565 The monogamy myth is a trap. 774 00:33:20,598 --> 00:33:22,266 (Giggling) 775 00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:23,668 Being poly is so freeing. 776 00:33:23,701 --> 00:33:25,103 - I don't think I can do it. 777 00:33:25,136 --> 00:33:26,671 - You won't know till you try. 778 00:33:26,704 --> 00:33:28,239 (Giggling) 779 00:33:28,272 --> 00:33:30,141 - Ooh, we gotta get some selfies. 780 00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:31,175 - Oh, yeah! OK. 781 00:33:34,278 --> 00:33:35,380 (Giggling) 782 00:33:35,413 --> 00:33:36,647 - Cute. 783 00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:40,651 - OK, um, this poly dropped a molly. 784 00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:42,487 (Laughing) 785 00:33:43,721 --> 00:33:46,624 So, I'm going to try riding that cowboy's bull. 786 00:33:46,657 --> 00:33:48,593 (Giggling) 787 00:33:50,228 --> 00:33:52,096 ♪♪ I amplify 788 00:33:52,130 --> 00:33:54,532 ♪ I'm on my way, on my way 789 00:33:54,565 --> 00:33:56,768 ♪ To the best thing that you've ever seen ♪ 790 00:33:56,801 --> 00:33:58,536 ♪ Know that you bow to the queen ♪ 791 00:33:58,569 --> 00:34:00,571 ♪ Lose all your senses and reason ♪ 792 00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:02,673 ♪ I'll give you something to believe in ♪ 793 00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:04,876 ♪ I'll give you something to believe in ♪ 794 00:34:04,909 --> 00:34:07,612 ♪ On my way 795 00:34:07,645 --> 00:34:09,347 ♪ On my way to you 796 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:11,315 ♪ Good at what I do 797 00:34:11,349 --> 00:34:12,483 ♪ On my way to you 798 00:34:12,517 --> 00:34:14,519 ♪ Good at what I do 799 00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:16,521 ♪ On my way to you ♪ 800 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:22,126 (Chuckling) 801 00:34:25,763 --> 00:34:26,731 Oh. 802 00:34:38,509 --> 00:34:39,710 (Chuckling) 803 00:34:47,819 --> 00:34:49,587 (Doorknob rattling) 804 00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:50,721 Oh no! 805 00:34:54,225 --> 00:34:56,227 (Sighing) 806 00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:57,695 - That still locked? 807 00:34:57,728 --> 00:34:59,497 You seen anyone go in there? 808 00:34:59,530 --> 00:35:01,799 - Oh, it's no biggie. I'll use the other one. 809 00:35:01,833 --> 00:35:02,934 Hmm! 810 00:35:02,967 --> 00:35:03,901 (Scoffing) 811 00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:08,339 - Hello? Is there anyone in there? 812 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:13,711 It's the porter. 813 00:35:13,744 --> 00:35:15,379 I'm gonna need to come in. 814 00:35:17,248 --> 00:35:18,549 OK, I'm coming in. 815 00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:19,817 (Scoffing) 816 00:35:21,552 --> 00:35:23,254 This better not be weird. 817 00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:24,255 (Keys jingling) 818 00:35:24,288 --> 00:35:25,890 (Door unlocking) 819 00:35:27,892 --> 00:35:29,627 (Chuckling) 820 00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:31,229 OK, very funny. 821 00:35:31,262 --> 00:35:33,264 You know what's gonna be real funny, though? 822 00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:34,799 When your frat gets the cleaning bill. 823 00:35:37,268 --> 00:35:38,936 OK, joke's over! 824 00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:40,338 Get up! 825 00:35:41,706 --> 00:35:42,640 (Scoffing) 826 00:35:42,673 --> 00:35:44,275 Hello? 827 00:35:50,381 --> 00:35:51,315 Oh my God! 828 00:35:55,686 --> 00:35:57,588 (Breathing heavily) 829 00:36:03,427 --> 00:36:04,662 (♪ Electronic playing on PA ) 830 00:36:09,534 --> 00:36:11,969 - (Woman): Oh my God, I love this song! 831 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:13,437 - Hey! - Hey! 832 00:36:14,739 --> 00:36:15,940 - Great party, right? 833 00:36:15,973 --> 00:36:16,941 - It is! 834 00:36:18,342 --> 00:36:20,811 - You being here tonight, it means a lot. 835 00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:22,613 - Me? Why me? 836 00:36:22,647 --> 00:36:24,815 - You're an ally. You care. 837 00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:27,785 - Oh God. I'm not perfect, trust me. 838 00:36:27,818 --> 00:36:30,288 - I think you're more than perfect. 839 00:36:30,321 --> 00:36:32,590 - And I think you're really sweet 840 00:36:32,623 --> 00:36:35,293 and maybe had a little bit too much to drink. 841 00:36:35,326 --> 00:36:37,528 - Maybe. Maybe. 842 00:36:37,562 --> 00:36:40,298 No more flirting for me. I promise. 843 00:36:40,331 --> 00:36:41,299 (Chuckling) 844 00:36:41,332 --> 00:36:42,266 - OK. 845 00:36:53,611 --> 00:36:56,047 - Jackson, baby! 846 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:57,014 (Giggling) 847 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,750 I think 848 00:36:59,784 --> 00:37:03,688 you and me should step into this sleeper bunk 849 00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:06,724 and get you all warm-blooded. 850 00:37:06,757 --> 00:37:10,328 And before you say anything, let me tell you 851 00:37:10,361 --> 00:37:13,998 Merry is off in another car getting frisky with Doc. 852 00:37:14,031 --> 00:37:17,902 So, give in to your lizard brain. 853 00:37:17,935 --> 00:37:19,270 (Giggling) 854 00:37:23,708 --> 00:37:24,642 (Giggling) 855 00:37:24,675 --> 00:37:27,311 Oh! Oh! 856 00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:35,653 (Breathing heavily) 857 00:37:38,623 --> 00:37:40,324 (Laughing) 858 00:37:41,459 --> 00:37:43,361 What are you hiding under here? 859 00:37:43,394 --> 00:37:45,830 A turtle? Or a python? 860 00:37:45,863 --> 00:37:47,331 (Giggling) 861 00:37:47,365 --> 00:37:48,866 (Gasping) 862 00:37:48,899 --> 00:37:50,434 Oh. 863 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:53,938 (Laughing) 864 00:37:56,741 --> 00:37:57,742 Ah! 865 00:37:59,076 --> 00:38:00,077 Whoa! 866 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:01,946 (Giggling) 867 00:38:01,979 --> 00:38:02,913 Oh, OK. 868 00:38:03,981 --> 00:38:05,883 (Giggling) 869 00:38:05,916 --> 00:38:07,084 (Gasping) 870 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:09,820 A lizard with a knife? 871 00:38:09,854 --> 00:38:11,422 Ooh, kinky boy! 872 00:38:12,523 --> 00:38:14,025 (Gasping, screaming) 873 00:38:16,527 --> 00:38:18,462 (Screaming) 874 00:38:43,688 --> 00:38:44,622 - Hey! 875 00:38:46,557 --> 00:38:48,125 I think I owe you an apology. 876 00:38:51,595 --> 00:38:53,798 - Let's go somewhere I can actually hear you. 877 00:38:56,734 --> 00:38:58,602 (♪ Electronig playing on PA ) 878 00:39:01,806 --> 00:39:03,507 I'm all ears. 879 00:39:05,876 --> 00:39:06,877 - I think sometimes, 880 00:39:06,911 --> 00:39:08,879 all the, uh, 881 00:39:08,913 --> 00:39:11,115 bad that I see in the world... 882 00:39:13,117 --> 00:39:15,486 stops me from seeing the good. 883 00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:17,054 (Gasping) 884 00:39:18,456 --> 00:39:20,491 I'm sorry about what I said earlier. 885 00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:23,027 Sometimes, when I'm performing, I become this other person. 886 00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:27,031 You know, the showman comes out, and I--I get a little too cocky. 887 00:39:27,064 --> 00:39:28,899 - Hey, it's OK. 888 00:39:28,933 --> 00:39:30,868 Apology accepted. 889 00:39:30,901 --> 00:39:32,937 - You'd think being a magician 890 00:39:32,970 --> 00:39:36,841 that, uh, I'd be better not to judge appearances. 891 00:39:38,676 --> 00:39:39,510 (Inhaling sharply) 892 00:39:39,543 --> 00:39:41,612 - Well, I know it doesn't look like it, 893 00:39:41,645 --> 00:39:43,714 but there are actually some great people here 894 00:39:43,748 --> 00:39:44,882 if you dig a little deeper. 895 00:39:52,523 --> 00:39:53,924 - I'm sorry. 896 00:40:03,134 --> 00:40:04,869 - Carne, thank God you're here! 897 00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:05,970 (Breathing heavily) 898 00:40:06,003 --> 00:40:08,739 - If one of those frat boys did something to you, 899 00:40:08,773 --> 00:40:11,075 I swear to God I will throw them off this train, 900 00:40:11,108 --> 00:40:12,743 and I won't even stop the train! 901 00:40:12,777 --> 00:40:14,812 - There's a body in one of the sleeper bathrooms. 902 00:40:14,845 --> 00:40:15,980 There was blood everywhere. 903 00:40:16,013 --> 00:40:17,214 It was awful! 904 00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:19,250 (Whispering): Someone has been killed! 905 00:40:19,283 --> 00:40:22,119 - They're just playing with you, honey. 906 00:40:22,153 --> 00:40:24,555 - No, it was real! Look, I have his blood on me! 907 00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:26,490 - That's fake. 908 00:40:26,524 --> 00:40:28,793 Look, they've been horsing around all night. 909 00:40:28,826 --> 00:40:29,927 Here, you sit down. 910 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,896 Take a little rest for yourself. 911 00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:34,999 And I promise you, when you go back and check, 912 00:40:35,032 --> 00:40:37,601 you'll see that it's all just a big, stupid prank. 913 00:40:37,635 --> 00:40:40,571 OK, I'm just gonna get some wipes 914 00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:42,473 and get you cleaned up. 915 00:40:43,908 --> 00:40:45,943 - Rye and ginger, you idiots! 916 00:40:45,976 --> 00:40:47,178 Now get out of here, 917 00:40:47,211 --> 00:40:48,679 or I'll give you another paddling, 918 00:40:48,712 --> 00:40:50,014 you useless moron. 919 00:40:50,047 --> 00:40:51,549 (Pet giggling) 920 00:40:51,582 --> 00:40:53,851 - But I thought hazing was outlawed? 921 00:40:53,884 --> 00:40:55,719 - Oh, looks like Doc's been a bad boy. 922 00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:57,955 Maybe he needs a little taste of his own medicine? 923 00:40:57,988 --> 00:40:59,824 (Mo laughing) 924 00:40:59,857 --> 00:41:02,159 - OK. God, this thing is vicious! 925 00:41:02,193 --> 00:41:04,228 I mean, it's actually cracked. 926 00:41:04,261 --> 00:41:05,830 - What are those names on it? 927 00:41:05,863 --> 00:41:08,532 - Back when frats were actually fun, 928 00:41:08,566 --> 00:41:09,767 not uptight snowflake fests, 929 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:10,835 we'd immortalize 930 00:41:10,868 --> 00:41:12,670 the worst pledge of the year on it. 931 00:41:12,703 --> 00:41:15,573 - After giving him the mother of all paddlings. 932 00:41:15,606 --> 00:41:18,042 - We wouldn't stop until he'd bleed, OK? 933 00:41:18,075 --> 00:41:19,877 (Mo chuckling) 934 00:41:19,910 --> 00:41:21,879 - Kirk Allen, 2003. 935 00:41:21,912 --> 00:41:25,282 Peter Adams, 2014. 936 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,585 - People still talk about that guy. 937 00:41:27,618 --> 00:41:29,119 - Kenny Couillard, 2019. 938 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:30,154 Who's that? 939 00:41:30,187 --> 00:41:31,822 Hmm? 940 00:41:33,190 --> 00:41:34,758 - What? 941 00:41:34,792 --> 00:41:36,994 - He didn't pass initiation. He cracked up. 942 00:41:37,027 --> 00:41:38,863 - Yeah, he ended up in a mental hospital. 943 00:41:38,896 --> 00:41:40,197 - Yeah, ancient history, guys. 944 00:41:41,365 --> 00:41:45,135 We're here to get drunk, get high and... 945 00:41:47,104 --> 00:41:48,939 OK? 946 00:41:48,973 --> 00:41:49,907 (Laughing) 947 00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:50,975 Now... 948 00:41:51,976 --> 00:41:54,945 Merry and me are gonna go try out those bunks. 949 00:41:54,979 --> 00:41:57,781 And you two can do whatever you want with that paddle. 950 00:41:59,116 --> 00:42:01,051 - Enjoy! - Thanks, guys! 951 00:42:01,085 --> 00:42:02,119 (Sighing) 952 00:42:02,152 --> 00:42:03,187 (Mo inhaling sharply) 953 00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:11,028 (Lock clicking) 954 00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:14,031 - You see? 955 00:42:14,064 --> 00:42:16,800 That's the problem with trains like these. 956 00:42:16,834 --> 00:42:21,071 It is just so hard to get some alone time. 957 00:42:24,775 --> 00:42:25,876 - Excuse me. 958 00:42:25,910 --> 00:42:27,745 (Men and women chatting, indistinct) 959 00:42:34,652 --> 00:42:36,120 (Sighing) 960 00:42:39,957 --> 00:42:41,258 I am such an idiot. 961 00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:48,699 (♪ Pop playing on PA ) 962 00:42:50,801 --> 00:42:52,202 I could use one of those. 963 00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:54,171 - Drinking on the job? 964 00:42:54,204 --> 00:42:57,141 - Some joker put a dead body in the bathroom, 965 00:42:57,174 --> 00:42:58,275 and I fell for it. 966 00:43:00,444 --> 00:43:02,646 Like, if we had reception, 967 00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,649 I would have called the cops or an ambulance. 968 00:43:05,683 --> 00:43:07,718 - Jesus, he'll never learn. 969 00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:09,186 - Who? 970 00:43:09,219 --> 00:43:11,822 - Doc, our resident asshole. 971 00:43:11,855 --> 00:43:13,390 (Alana scoffing) 972 00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:15,426 - It's fine. 973 00:43:15,459 --> 00:43:17,294 It's a Halloween party. 974 00:43:17,328 --> 00:43:18,862 I should have known better. 975 00:43:18,896 --> 00:43:20,898 - No, no, you thought you saw a dead body. 976 00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:22,800 That would mess anyone up. 977 00:43:22,833 --> 00:43:25,369 But of course, they don't think about that, 978 00:43:25,402 --> 00:43:27,137 because they have no feelings. 979 00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:31,976 Hey! 980 00:43:32,009 --> 00:43:33,877 How many more people need to be traumatized? 981 00:43:33,911 --> 00:43:35,179 - What? 982 00:43:35,212 --> 00:43:37,114 - Your gags are cruel and shitty. 983 00:43:37,147 --> 00:43:40,084 But targeting innocent people is crossing the line. 984 00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:41,986 - I have no idea what you're talking about. 985 00:43:42,019 --> 00:43:44,021 - The fake dead body she found in the bathroom 986 00:43:44,054 --> 00:43:45,222 while doing her job? 987 00:43:45,255 --> 00:43:47,291 - Sounds hilarious, but it's not my work. 988 00:43:47,324 --> 00:43:48,859 - Of course it's you. 989 00:43:48,892 --> 00:43:50,361 This has you written all over it. 990 00:43:50,394 --> 00:43:52,029 Loving everyone squirming and hurt 991 00:43:52,062 --> 00:43:53,130 while you're in control! 992 00:43:53,163 --> 00:43:55,866 - Hey, I didn't fucking do it, OK? 993 00:43:55,899 --> 00:43:57,434 - I didn't realize how scared you were. 994 00:43:57,468 --> 00:43:59,737 - Scared of what? Scared of you? 995 00:43:59,770 --> 00:44:02,706 - Your ways of doing things are done, Doc! 996 00:44:02,740 --> 00:44:04,008 - And--and here we go again. 997 00:44:04,041 --> 00:44:05,743 You know, if I said half the shit 998 00:44:05,776 --> 00:44:08,178 that you say about me about women, I'd be cancelled. 999 00:44:08,212 --> 00:44:10,280 My balls would be strung up in town square. 1000 00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:12,916 But you get to spout off whatever garbage you want. 1001 00:44:12,950 --> 00:44:14,818 - It's not just me. Look around! 1002 00:44:14,852 --> 00:44:17,488 Everyone is tired of your shit! 1003 00:44:17,521 --> 00:44:20,457 They tolerate you, but nobody actually likes you! 1004 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:22,960 - Well, you should worry a little less about me. 1005 00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:25,062 Maybe, just maybe, worry a little more about Mo, 1006 00:44:25,095 --> 00:44:28,799 'cause if anybody is tolerating anybody, it's him! 1007 00:44:28,832 --> 00:44:31,035 - Oh, you don't know the first thing about us. 1008 00:44:31,068 --> 00:44:33,070 - I know that the poor guy's hiding in a VIP room 1009 00:44:33,103 --> 00:44:34,271 drinking himself half-blind 1010 00:44:34,304 --> 00:44:36,073 wondering if he needs an escape plan 1011 00:44:36,106 --> 00:44:37,207 from your relationship. 1012 00:44:37,241 --> 00:44:39,109 - If he is, it's because of you. 1013 00:44:40,144 --> 00:44:42,079 - Hey, Alana! 1014 00:44:42,112 --> 00:44:43,213 - What? 1015 00:44:44,448 --> 00:44:46,250 - The future is female. 1016 00:44:46,283 --> 00:44:47,384 - Fuck you! 1017 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:50,487 - Mo's in the VIP room with Pet. 1018 00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:52,456 And she's got the major hots for him. 1019 00:44:52,489 --> 00:44:53,857 - Oh, I know. 1020 00:44:56,060 --> 00:44:57,094 (Chuckling) 1021 00:45:09,506 --> 00:45:10,974 - Mmm... 1022 00:45:11,008 --> 00:45:12,276 (Sighing) 1023 00:45:13,977 --> 00:45:15,179 Pet... 1024 00:45:18,348 --> 00:45:19,783 (Mo sighing) 1025 00:45:19,817 --> 00:45:21,518 - I can tell you want to. 1026 00:45:23,954 --> 00:45:25,189 - Fine. 1027 00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:26,390 Mm-mmm. 1028 00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:29,093 (Knocking on door) 1029 00:45:29,126 --> 00:45:30,394 - (Alana): Mo? 1030 00:45:32,830 --> 00:45:34,031 Mo? 1031 00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:37,034 - (Whispering): Shit. 1032 00:45:38,602 --> 00:45:40,404 - Mo? - Shit. 1033 00:45:42,206 --> 00:45:44,575 - What happens in the VIP... 1034 00:45:44,608 --> 00:45:46,043 (Knocking on door) 1035 00:45:46,076 --> 00:45:47,978 ...stays in the VIP. 1036 00:45:48,011 --> 00:45:49,346 (Scoffing) 1037 00:45:50,447 --> 00:45:51,448 - Ugh! 1038 00:45:51,482 --> 00:45:53,283 (Chuckling) 1039 00:45:53,317 --> 00:45:55,018 - Mmm. No, no! 1040 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:59,490 Pet, Jesus, I don't want my life to implode! 1041 00:46:09,566 --> 00:46:10,834 - Jackson! 1042 00:46:10,868 --> 00:46:13,270 Where's Mo? Have you seen him? 1043 00:46:13,303 --> 00:46:15,105 OK, if this is some bro-code bullshit, 1044 00:46:15,139 --> 00:46:16,974 I will fuck you up, don't think I won't! 1045 00:46:17,007 --> 00:46:18,575 - Alana? 1046 00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:19,910 - There you are. 1047 00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:20,911 - Hey, sorry! 1048 00:46:20,944 --> 00:46:23,147 Lizard guy, get your claws off my girlfriend. 1049 00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:25,115 - I was getting worried about you. 1050 00:46:25,149 --> 00:46:26,416 - Worried? - Mm-hmm. 1051 00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:28,418 - What could you possibly be worried about? 1052 00:46:28,452 --> 00:46:29,520 We're on a train. 1053 00:46:31,655 --> 00:46:33,590 ♪ ♪ 1054 00:46:36,927 --> 00:46:39,029 - Who's the idiot that hired this guy again? 1055 00:46:41,031 --> 00:46:42,232 Oh, wait, that was you! 1056 00:46:42,266 --> 00:46:43,433 - Yeah, yeah. 1057 00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:46,270 Actually, the sorority just asked for his contact info. 1058 00:46:46,303 --> 00:46:47,938 They want to hire him for New Year's. 1059 00:46:47,971 --> 00:46:49,006 (Sighing) 1060 00:46:52,276 --> 00:46:54,044 (Inhaling sharply) 1061 00:46:55,145 --> 00:46:57,614 - Oh--oh my God. 1062 00:46:57,648 --> 00:46:58,615 - What? What did he do? 1063 00:46:58,649 --> 00:46:59,917 - My waist, 1064 00:46:59,950 --> 00:47:01,285 my entire waist just got, like, 1065 00:47:01,318 --> 00:47:02,553 pulled forward uncontrollably. 1066 00:47:02,586 --> 00:47:04,354 - Magnetism. 1067 00:47:04,388 --> 00:47:06,089 - Do me! 1068 00:47:06,123 --> 00:47:08,559 - Do we have to pay this guy extra to fuck our ladies? 1069 00:47:08,592 --> 00:47:10,127 'Cause it's about to go down. 1070 00:47:11,528 --> 00:47:12,896 - If you'll excuse me. 1071 00:47:20,370 --> 00:47:23,240 So, what are you so afraid of? 1072 00:47:23,273 --> 00:47:24,875 - Why would I be afraid? 1073 00:47:26,076 --> 00:47:28,178 - Because magic is about perception and control: 1074 00:47:29,346 --> 00:47:32,382 two things that make a guy like you nervous. 1075 00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:33,951 - Whoa. 1076 00:47:33,984 --> 00:47:35,519 Yeah, watch it, buddy. 1077 00:47:35,552 --> 00:47:36,954 - Yeah. 1078 00:47:42,492 --> 00:47:44,061 (Chuckling) 1079 00:47:46,196 --> 00:47:47,664 Maybe you should be afraid. 1080 00:47:52,135 --> 00:47:53,070 (Prez chuckling) 1081 00:47:54,137 --> 00:47:55,405 (Scoffing) 1082 00:47:55,439 --> 00:47:57,274 - This guy is fucking dangerous. 1083 00:47:57,307 --> 00:48:00,043 - Yeah, sure, whatever you say, man. 1084 00:48:09,553 --> 00:48:11,588 (♪ Electronic playing in distance ♪) 1085 00:48:16,193 --> 00:48:17,728 - Mmm. Um. 1086 00:48:17,761 --> 00:48:19,663 (Clears throat, sighing) 1087 00:48:21,431 --> 00:48:22,599 I'm sorry. 1088 00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:26,003 About everything, not just all the bullshit 1089 00:48:26,036 --> 00:48:27,037 that happened tonight. 1090 00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:28,705 Like, really, I mean it. 1091 00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:31,208 And I--I--I'm--I'm not just trying to, you know, 1092 00:48:31,241 --> 00:48:33,443 temporarily smooth things over, patch things up. 1093 00:48:33,477 --> 00:48:34,678 It's--it's--it's-- - I know 1094 00:48:34,711 --> 00:48:35,679 - It's... Mmm... 1095 00:48:36,713 --> 00:48:38,348 Mmm... 1096 00:48:38,382 --> 00:48:41,151 - You and I spent 2 months straight together last summer. 1097 00:48:41,184 --> 00:48:42,552 And you were nothing like this. 1098 00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:44,221 - I--I know. 1099 00:48:44,254 --> 00:48:45,555 I know. I know. 1100 00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:48,558 And then back to school, and, boom, instant dickhead. 1101 00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:51,561 - Right, but only when you're hanging out with Doc. 1102 00:48:51,595 --> 00:48:54,298 - Yeah, well, Doc's my best friend. 1103 00:48:54,331 --> 00:48:57,000 - I mean, is he though? How good of a friend can he be? 1104 00:48:57,034 --> 00:48:58,702 I mean, he likes to see me angry, Mo. 1105 00:48:58,735 --> 00:49:01,171 - Ah, that's just his fucked up sense of humour. 1106 00:49:01,204 --> 00:49:04,041 - OK, trying to break us up isn't funny to me. 1107 00:49:04,074 --> 00:49:06,209 He's only happy if you do exactly what he wants. 1108 00:49:06,243 --> 00:49:07,644 And that's not a friend. 1109 00:49:07,678 --> 00:49:09,613 - That is just the stupid frat stuff. 1110 00:49:09,646 --> 00:49:11,415 - It's everything. 1111 00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:13,717 Maybe he's in love with you. 1112 00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:15,752 (Scoffing) 1113 00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:16,753 - Yeah. 1114 00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:17,754 (Chuckling) 1115 00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:19,189 No, no! 1116 00:49:19,222 --> 00:49:23,260 No, no, Doc likes to hook up with other women with Mitchy. 1117 00:49:23,293 --> 00:49:26,129 It's, like, their thing. They're all about it, you know? 1118 00:49:26,163 --> 00:49:27,764 - And he's never asked you to join? 1119 00:49:29,232 --> 00:49:32,369 Just make sure that whatever you're doing is for you. 1120 00:49:35,706 --> 00:49:37,274 - You're right. 1121 00:49:37,307 --> 00:49:39,042 - Because I love that person. 1122 00:49:40,544 --> 00:49:41,611 (Clicking tongue) 1123 00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:45,182 - You know, I was beginning to wonder when I saw you 1124 00:49:45,215 --> 00:49:48,752 with the cool magician dude. 1125 00:49:48,785 --> 00:49:50,053 (Giggling) 1126 00:49:50,087 --> 00:49:51,355 - I hate to admit it, 1127 00:49:51,388 --> 00:49:54,224 but I do like to be surprised with a little bit of attention. 1128 00:49:54,257 --> 00:49:55,492 - Oh. - But no. 1129 00:49:55,525 --> 00:49:56,693 What I want... 1130 00:50:01,231 --> 00:50:03,200 is you. 1131 00:50:03,233 --> 00:50:06,236 Just you being your own person. 1132 00:50:09,473 --> 00:50:13,276 Because that's what I find really, really sexy. 1133 00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:22,552 (Woman screaming in distance) 1134 00:50:24,888 --> 00:50:26,256 - What the fuck was that? 1135 00:50:27,691 --> 00:50:28,792 (Crowd cheering) 1136 00:50:28,825 --> 00:50:30,093 (Sighing) 1137 00:50:30,127 --> 00:50:31,161 (Chuckling) 1138 00:50:31,194 --> 00:50:32,329 What the fuck was that? 1139 00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:37,834 Mmm... 1140 00:50:42,205 --> 00:50:43,540 - To be continued. 1141 00:50:44,641 --> 00:50:45,642 (Mo sighing) 1142 00:50:47,377 --> 00:50:48,678 - Goddammit. 1143 00:50:48,712 --> 00:50:49,846 Mmm! 1144 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,148 - This is a party. 1145 00:50:51,181 --> 00:50:52,783 And last time I checked, 1146 00:50:52,816 --> 00:50:55,218 we are not exhibitionists like Doc and Mitchy. 1147 00:50:55,252 --> 00:50:57,187 OK? Let's go. 1148 00:51:04,428 --> 00:51:06,463 - Whoo! 1149 00:51:06,496 --> 00:51:07,664 (Crowd chatting, laughing) 1150 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:12,135 - I'm gonna find Mitchy. She won't want to miss this. 1151 00:51:12,169 --> 00:51:13,136 - OK. 1152 00:51:13,170 --> 00:51:14,171 (Sighing) 1153 00:51:14,204 --> 00:51:15,372 Thanks, asshole. 1154 00:51:15,405 --> 00:51:17,441 - Trouble in paradise? 1155 00:51:17,474 --> 00:51:18,809 - You sent Alana to go find me 1156 00:51:18,842 --> 00:51:20,577 even though I had Pet practically doing 1157 00:51:20,610 --> 00:51:22,512 a topless lap dance on my crotch. 1158 00:51:22,546 --> 00:51:24,147 Why? 1159 00:51:24,181 --> 00:51:25,549 - Um, it's the love train, bro. 1160 00:51:25,582 --> 00:51:27,184 Look, I thought you guys were here 1161 00:51:27,217 --> 00:51:28,785 for the same reasons the rest of us are. 1162 00:51:28,819 --> 00:51:29,786 - That's bullshit. 1163 00:51:29,820 --> 00:51:32,389 You're trying to fuck with my relationship. 1164 00:51:32,422 --> 00:51:34,691 Look, you keep interfering with my personal life, 1165 00:51:34,724 --> 00:51:36,526 you're gonna lose the last real friendship 1166 00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:37,461 you have around here. 1167 00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,302 - Mitchy? 1168 00:51:45,335 --> 00:51:46,703 Ugh! 1169 00:51:46,736 --> 00:51:49,573 I swear, if you have passed out again... 1170 00:51:51,475 --> 00:51:52,509 Oh... 1171 00:51:52,542 --> 00:51:54,344 Sorry! 1172 00:51:56,546 --> 00:51:58,715 Oh, you haven't seen my friend, have you? 1173 00:51:58,748 --> 00:51:59,916 - Sexy witch? - Hard to miss. 1174 00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:01,318 - Ha! No. 1175 00:52:01,351 --> 00:52:02,786 - She crashes when she's high. 1176 00:52:02,819 --> 00:52:05,222 - Me too. Might as well be dead. 1177 00:52:06,289 --> 00:52:07,757 - Ugh! Mitchy! 1178 00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:10,260 I can't believe you'd take part in something like this. 1179 00:52:10,293 --> 00:52:11,228 (Scoffing) 1180 00:52:12,295 --> 00:52:13,296 Mitchy? 1181 00:52:14,431 --> 00:52:16,299 Girl, really? Ugh! 1182 00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:17,868 Really? Ugh! 1183 00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:21,238 Mitchy! Mitchy! 1184 00:52:24,608 --> 00:52:25,742 (Whispering): Mitchy? 1185 00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:28,211 Mitchy? 1186 00:52:28,245 --> 00:52:29,412 Oh God. 1187 00:52:29,446 --> 00:52:31,548 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1188 00:52:31,581 --> 00:52:32,582 Mitchy? 1189 00:52:32,616 --> 00:52:34,317 (Sobbing): Mitchy? 1190 00:52:34,351 --> 00:52:36,219 No, no, no, no! 1191 00:52:36,253 --> 00:52:38,288 (Crying) 1192 00:52:38,321 --> 00:52:40,323 No, Mitchy! Mitchy, please! 1193 00:52:40,357 --> 00:52:41,758 - Oh my God! 1194 00:52:41,791 --> 00:52:42,759 - No! 1195 00:52:42,792 --> 00:52:44,728 (Sobbing) 1196 00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:55,272 - Now, who's hungry for the dark stuff? 1197 00:52:55,305 --> 00:52:57,240 (Crowd cheering) 1198 00:53:01,578 --> 00:53:03,446 Are we having fun yet? 1199 00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:04,548 - (Crowd): Yeah! 1200 00:53:04,581 --> 00:53:05,749 (Crowd members whooping) 1201 00:53:10,420 --> 00:53:11,655 - Well, come close. 1202 00:53:11,688 --> 00:53:14,291 Because you're gonna want to feel this one 1203 00:53:14,324 --> 00:53:15,659 before we take a little break. 1204 00:53:19,829 --> 00:53:22,766 Don't be shy to get your hands on me. 1205 00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:26,369 Now, tell me... 1206 00:53:29,773 --> 00:53:31,007 where am I now? 1207 00:53:33,076 --> 00:53:34,444 (Crowd gasping) 1208 00:53:34,477 --> 00:53:35,545 - What? 1209 00:53:35,579 --> 00:53:37,380 - I hope he's disappeared for good. 1210 00:53:38,648 --> 00:53:40,016 Hey, Mo, you still butthurt? 1211 00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:41,685 (Mo gasping) 1212 00:53:42,786 --> 00:53:44,788 Oh my God! Mo! Mo! 1213 00:53:44,821 --> 00:53:46,323 I think Mo's been stabbed! 1214 00:53:46,356 --> 00:53:48,491 (Crowd cheering) 1215 00:53:52,529 --> 00:53:54,030 Help! Hey! 1216 00:53:54,064 --> 00:53:55,665 Mo, Mo, Mo, sit down! 1217 00:53:55,699 --> 00:53:56,766 Stay with me! 1218 00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,335 - Nice try, guys. 1219 00:53:58,368 --> 00:53:59,502 - Someone help! 1220 00:53:59,536 --> 00:54:00,870 Oh God. Oh God. 1221 00:54:00,904 --> 00:54:02,472 Help! 1222 00:54:02,505 --> 00:54:03,807 Come on, stay with me! 1223 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:05,442 Stay with me! Someone! 1224 00:54:05,475 --> 00:54:06,810 Come on, Mo, come on, no! 1225 00:54:06,843 --> 00:54:09,012 This is real! Hey! 1226 00:54:09,045 --> 00:54:10,680 - These party trains do a circuit 1227 00:54:10,714 --> 00:54:12,515 of a barely-used set of tracks, 1228 00:54:12,549 --> 00:54:13,850 meaning we can't call the police. 1229 00:54:13,883 --> 00:54:14,684 - Tha-that's impossible. 1230 00:54:14,718 --> 00:54:16,686 You can get cell service anywhere. 1231 00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:17,721 - Not this far north. 1232 00:54:17,754 --> 00:54:19,389 It's all wilderness up here. 1233 00:54:19,422 --> 00:54:21,491 We won't get reception for, like, an hour. 1234 00:54:21,524 --> 00:54:22,559 Come on. 1235 00:54:22,592 --> 00:54:23,927 (Breathing heavily) 1236 00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:24,928 - Someone help! 1237 00:54:24,961 --> 00:54:25,996 (Mo choking) 1238 00:54:26,029 --> 00:54:28,565 - What happened? - Oh my God! 1239 00:54:28,598 --> 00:54:30,000 - I don't know. - No, no, no. 1240 00:54:30,033 --> 00:54:31,635 No, no. Mo, you're with me. 1241 00:54:31,668 --> 00:54:32,736 You're OK. You're OK. 1242 00:54:32,769 --> 00:54:34,504 You're with me. Mo, look at me. 1243 00:54:34,537 --> 00:54:37,507 Stay with me. Mo! Mo, please, please. 1244 00:54:37,540 --> 00:54:38,575 (Alana crying) 1245 00:54:38,608 --> 00:54:40,677 Mo! Mo! No, no, no! Baby, please. 1246 00:54:40,710 --> 00:54:42,412 Mo! Mo! Mo! Who did this? 1247 00:54:42,445 --> 00:54:43,780 - I didn't see anything! 1248 00:54:43,813 --> 00:54:45,415 One moment he's fine, the next... 1249 00:54:45,448 --> 00:54:46,783 - I'm gonna call Carne. 1250 00:54:46,816 --> 00:54:48,385 - I think he struck an artery! 1251 00:54:48,418 --> 00:54:49,519 Oh, Mo, Mo! - What can we do? 1252 00:54:49,552 --> 00:54:50,587 Fuck! What can we do? 1253 00:54:50,620 --> 00:54:51,921 - Mo, stay with me. Please, Mo. 1254 00:54:51,955 --> 00:54:54,557 - Your friend needs medical help. 1255 00:54:54,591 --> 00:54:57,560 Carne, crank this train as fast as you can! 1256 00:54:57,594 --> 00:54:59,629 (Sobbing) 1257 00:54:59,663 --> 00:55:01,631 - Mo, Mo! Stay with me, baby! 1258 00:55:01,665 --> 00:55:03,833 Mo, Mo, Mo, Mo, Mo! 1259 00:55:03,867 --> 00:55:05,635 Mo, stay-- Mo! 1260 00:55:05,669 --> 00:55:07,370 (Mo gasping, grunting) 1261 00:55:07,404 --> 00:55:08,672 Mo! 1262 00:55:08,705 --> 00:55:10,640 (Sobbing) 1263 00:55:12,042 --> 00:55:14,010 Who the fuck is doing this to us? 1264 00:55:20,050 --> 00:55:21,951 (Screaming, sobbing) 1265 00:55:26,756 --> 00:55:29,693 (Train whistling) 1266 00:55:32,028 --> 00:55:34,531 (Alana crying) 1267 00:55:34,564 --> 00:55:36,032 - Mitchy, we need to find her. 1268 00:55:36,066 --> 00:55:37,701 - Come on. - No, Doc. 1269 00:55:37,734 --> 00:55:39,102 - We need to find Mitchy. - Doc... 1270 00:55:39,135 --> 00:55:40,870 - She's in danger too. - She's dead. 1271 00:55:40,904 --> 00:55:42,739 - (Whispering): Don't fuck with me, OK? 1272 00:55:42,772 --> 00:55:44,074 - I wouldn't. She's... 1273 00:55:44,107 --> 00:55:45,608 She's... 1274 00:55:45,642 --> 00:55:49,112 - No, no, no, no! Fuck! 1275 00:55:49,145 --> 00:55:51,081 (Breathing heavily) 1276 00:55:51,114 --> 00:55:53,083 We're next. 1277 00:55:54,651 --> 00:55:55,719 We're fucking next. 1278 00:55:55,752 --> 00:55:56,953 It's you and me. 1279 00:55:59,723 --> 00:56:01,458 (Brakes screeching, people screaming) 1280 00:56:05,528 --> 00:56:07,797 - Dude, what the hell are you doing? 1281 00:56:07,831 --> 00:56:09,065 People went flying! 1282 00:56:09,099 --> 00:56:10,800 - Shut the fuck up! 1283 00:56:10,834 --> 00:56:12,202 - I am done with your bullshit. 1284 00:56:12,235 --> 00:56:14,504 I won that election fair and square. 1285 00:56:14,537 --> 00:56:15,705 - No... - No, let me finish. 1286 00:56:15,739 --> 00:56:19,676 You don't like me or how I'm trying to change this frat. 1287 00:56:19,709 --> 00:56:21,044 A fraternity you almost destroy-- 1288 00:56:21,077 --> 00:56:22,479 (Grunting) 1289 00:56:22,512 --> 00:56:23,813 - (Woman): Oh my God! 1290 00:56:23,847 --> 00:56:25,548 - Open your eyes, bro. 1291 00:56:25,582 --> 00:56:27,584 - No, no, this is a prank. 1292 00:56:27,617 --> 00:56:29,219 You've gone too far this time. 1293 00:56:29,252 --> 00:56:30,954 - It's not a prank. 1294 00:56:30,987 --> 00:56:32,555 This is really happening to us. 1295 00:56:41,631 --> 00:56:43,533 (Crowd chatting, indistinct) 1296 00:56:46,002 --> 00:56:47,637 - OK, we're gonna do a headcount. 1297 00:56:47,670 --> 00:56:49,205 And then we'll get on the go in ten. 1298 00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:50,774 (Sighing) 1299 00:56:50,807 --> 00:56:53,176 I told Jim to keep the, uh, engine-room door locked 1300 00:56:53,209 --> 00:56:54,911 until we pull into the station. 1301 00:56:54,944 --> 00:56:56,146 OK, everyone. 1302 00:56:56,179 --> 00:56:58,548 Everyone, please listen up. 1303 00:56:58,581 --> 00:57:00,817 Everyone, please, I need your attention. 1304 00:57:00,850 --> 00:57:02,051 Listen, everyone? 1305 00:57:02,085 --> 00:57:03,953 - Shut the hell up! 1306 00:57:07,123 --> 00:57:09,526 - OK, I get it. You're scared. 1307 00:57:09,559 --> 00:57:11,127 So am I! 1308 00:57:11,161 --> 00:57:12,695 But there's safety in numbers. 1309 00:57:12,729 --> 00:57:13,930 - Tell Mo that. 1310 00:57:13,963 --> 00:57:16,232 - W-while we're still all in here, 1311 00:57:16,266 --> 00:57:20,236 we're safe as long as we stick together. 1312 00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:24,207 The train's going to be starting again in a few minutes. 1313 00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:25,809 But before then, 1314 00:57:25,842 --> 00:57:29,179 my crew and I are gonna sweep through all the cars, 1315 00:57:29,212 --> 00:57:32,515 right from the engine room to the last car, 1316 00:57:32,549 --> 00:57:34,784 make sure there's nobody hiding out 1317 00:57:34,818 --> 00:57:37,187 and that we're all accounted for, OK? 1318 00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:41,791 But first, anyone who's wearing a mask, 1319 00:57:41,825 --> 00:57:43,693 would you please remove it? 1320 00:57:44,928 --> 00:57:46,996 OK, take a look around. 1321 00:57:47,030 --> 00:57:50,767 Now, is there anybody you don't recognize? 1322 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:52,035 - No. - Uh... 1323 00:57:52,068 --> 00:57:53,870 - (Carne): No? - No. 1324 00:57:53,903 --> 00:57:55,805 - I don't see Jackson and I don't see Ed. 1325 00:57:55,839 --> 00:57:56,940 - (Man): Wait, is... 1326 00:57:56,973 --> 00:58:00,276 - OK, but we're still gonna have to get a headcount 1327 00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:02,579 just to find out if there's anybody missing. 1328 00:58:02,612 --> 00:58:05,114 - Missing? 1329 00:58:05,148 --> 00:58:07,283 Do you mean more people have been murdered? 1330 00:58:07,317 --> 00:58:09,052 Not just Mo and Mitchy? 1331 00:58:09,085 --> 00:58:10,987 - Wait, what? - No. No, no, no! 1332 00:58:11,020 --> 00:58:13,022 I mean your friends could be out there drunk. 1333 00:58:13,056 --> 00:58:15,158 Or--or afraid 1334 00:58:15,191 --> 00:58:19,162 or doing whatever their libido is telling them to do right now. 1335 00:58:19,195 --> 00:58:22,298 In the meantime, we need to get an accurate headcount. 1336 00:58:22,332 --> 00:58:26,669 So, please, stay seated or standing as you are 1337 00:58:26,703 --> 00:58:29,973 so that my colleague here can get an accurate count, OK? 1338 00:58:30,006 --> 00:58:31,074 All right, thank you. 1339 00:58:31,107 --> 00:58:34,244 - We're being targeted for what we did that night. 1340 00:58:34,277 --> 00:58:35,712 - It was a goddamn prank. 1341 00:58:35,745 --> 00:58:37,180 - That drove Kenny insane. 1342 00:58:37,213 --> 00:58:39,282 And now, we're paying the price. 1343 00:58:39,315 --> 00:58:40,750 (Inhaling deeply) 1344 00:58:40,783 --> 00:58:42,652 - We're not staying here. OK? 1345 00:58:42,685 --> 00:58:45,588 It wasn't safe for Mo, it's not gonna be safe for us. 1346 00:58:45,622 --> 00:58:47,257 Let's go. - Let go of me. 1347 00:58:53,730 --> 00:58:55,632 (Breathing heavily) 1348 00:58:56,933 --> 00:58:58,935 - Gotta keep an eye on those doors. 1349 00:58:58,968 --> 00:59:00,236 No one comes in. 1350 00:59:00,270 --> 00:59:01,604 We sure as hell don't go out. 1351 00:59:02,839 --> 00:59:04,173 (Lock clicking) 1352 00:59:04,207 --> 00:59:05,842 The train makes it back to the station, 1353 00:59:05,875 --> 00:59:06,776 and we're safe, OK? 1354 00:59:07,877 --> 00:59:09,178 This is how we stay alive. 1355 00:59:09,212 --> 00:59:11,114 (Breathing heavily) 1356 00:59:11,147 --> 00:59:12,248 OK? 1357 00:59:35,705 --> 00:59:37,840 (Breathing heavily) 1358 00:59:39,108 --> 00:59:40,243 - Ah! 1359 00:59:41,277 --> 00:59:43,279 (Sighing) 1360 00:59:43,313 --> 00:59:45,348 Jesus Christ! 1361 00:59:45,381 --> 00:59:46,816 (Scoffing) 1362 00:59:46,849 --> 00:59:47,984 Assholes. 1363 00:59:49,018 --> 00:59:51,154 - Nobody knows that we were behind that prank. 1364 00:59:51,187 --> 00:59:52,822 I think you're mixing up, 1365 00:59:52,855 --> 00:59:54,424 "We didn't tell anyone we did it," 1366 00:59:54,457 --> 00:59:57,293 with, "A lot of people have a pretty good idea it was us." 1367 00:59:58,361 --> 01:00:00,063 - OK, fine. 1368 01:00:00,096 --> 01:00:02,131 Say it was one of those losers out there. 1369 01:00:03,199 --> 01:00:04,934 Who? 1370 01:00:04,968 --> 01:00:06,936 And why? And why now? 1371 01:00:06,970 --> 01:00:08,271 'Cause Kenny was 3 years ago. 1372 01:00:08,304 --> 01:00:09,973 (Sniffling) 1373 01:00:10,006 --> 01:00:11,174 - They were waiting... 1374 01:00:12,475 --> 01:00:14,143 ...to get us all together. 1375 01:00:15,411 --> 01:00:17,847 Somewhere we wouldn't be able to run for any help. 1376 01:00:27,023 --> 01:00:28,925 - Our new president? 1377 01:00:30,193 --> 01:00:32,762 - I mean, I can understand him wanting to kill you. 1378 01:00:32,795 --> 01:00:33,930 But the rest of us? 1379 01:00:33,963 --> 01:00:36,165 - What if it was Ed? 1380 01:00:36,199 --> 01:00:38,868 Last time I saw him was at the train station. 1381 01:00:40,737 --> 01:00:42,805 - Maybe he never made it on the train. 1382 01:00:42,839 --> 01:00:44,874 - But his costume did. 1383 01:00:46,175 --> 01:00:47,210 Fuck. 1384 01:00:55,785 --> 01:00:56,819 - The magician. 1385 01:00:58,021 --> 01:01:00,156 - Yeah, boring us to death wasn't enough. 1386 01:01:00,189 --> 01:01:01,391 - He's a weird guy, 1387 01:01:01,424 --> 01:01:03,259 gave off a strange vibe the moment we met. 1388 01:01:03,292 --> 01:01:05,428 - He waved knives in front of my face. 1389 01:01:05,461 --> 01:01:08,865 - Kenny, wasn't Kenny into magic or something? 1390 01:01:08,898 --> 01:01:12,335 - What? This is some weird revenge-magic pact? 1391 01:01:12,368 --> 01:01:13,970 - Well, what else do we have? 1392 01:01:14,003 --> 01:01:15,805 This guy, he caught me alone. 1393 01:01:15,838 --> 01:01:18,141 He said horrible things about you and Mo and the frat 1394 01:01:18,174 --> 01:01:20,209 and how he wished that this train would crash 1395 01:01:20,243 --> 01:01:21,377 and kill everyone on board. 1396 01:01:26,149 --> 01:01:27,417 - Seriously? 1397 01:01:28,484 --> 01:01:30,319 Oh my God. 1398 01:01:30,353 --> 01:01:31,287 (Exhaling sharply) 1399 01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:32,255 Fuck. 1400 01:01:35,124 --> 01:01:36,426 It's him. 1401 01:01:37,527 --> 01:01:39,796 It's him. It's him. 1402 01:01:41,330 --> 01:01:42,865 I knew he was a creep. 1403 01:01:42,899 --> 01:01:44,167 This may be the first time 1404 01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:46,002 you and I have ever agreed on anything. 1405 01:01:46,035 --> 01:01:47,236 - We have to tell the others. 1406 01:01:47,270 --> 01:01:49,439 - No, we need to sit tight 1407 01:01:49,472 --> 01:01:52,508 until we make it back to the real world. 1408 01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:54,377 - What if there are other people out there 1409 01:01:54,410 --> 01:01:55,445 that he intends to kill, 1410 01:01:55,478 --> 01:01:57,180 we knew and we did nothing about it? 1411 01:01:57,213 --> 01:01:58,915 - Sucks to be them, I guess. 1412 01:02:01,150 --> 01:02:03,219 But I'm not opening that door 1413 01:02:03,252 --> 01:02:05,054 until we make it back to the station 1414 01:02:05,088 --> 01:02:06,956 and the entire police department shows up. 1415 01:02:06,989 --> 01:02:09,125 - Don't worry. I wouldn't ask you to. 1416 01:02:13,062 --> 01:02:14,263 (Door unlocking) 1417 01:02:15,331 --> 01:02:16,365 (Door closing) 1418 01:02:24,173 --> 01:02:26,075 (Breathing shakily) 1419 01:02:30,146 --> 01:02:32,048 (Gasping, screaming) 1420 01:02:32,081 --> 01:02:33,116 - I come in peace! 1421 01:02:33,149 --> 01:02:35,118 I promise! It's OK! 1422 01:02:35,151 --> 01:02:36,185 - Sorry. 1423 01:02:36,219 --> 01:02:37,553 - No, don't apologize. It's... 1424 01:02:37,587 --> 01:02:39,222 Wait, what are you doing here? 1425 01:02:39,255 --> 01:02:41,023 You should be in the bar with everyone. 1426 01:02:41,057 --> 01:02:42,959 Carne said-- - Doc didn't think it was safe. 1427 01:02:42,992 --> 01:02:45,928 So we barricaded ourselves in that stupid VIP room. 1428 01:02:45,962 --> 01:02:48,164 It gave us time to think. - And? 1429 01:02:48,197 --> 01:02:51,000 - What if the magician is behind all this? 1430 01:02:51,033 --> 01:02:52,101 (Chuckling) 1431 01:02:52,135 --> 01:02:53,903 - He's the only outside guest here. 1432 01:02:53,936 --> 01:02:56,239 His whole job is to be in two places at once. 1433 01:02:56,272 --> 01:02:57,940 - That doesn't make him a killer. 1434 01:02:57,974 --> 01:03:00,143 - I know. But let's just find him and get proof. 1435 01:03:00,176 --> 01:03:01,310 Or prove it's not him. 1436 01:03:01,344 --> 01:03:03,045 At least it's something to start with. 1437 01:03:05,148 --> 01:03:06,082 - OK. 1438 01:03:07,450 --> 01:03:10,119 Let's go get Carne and talk to the magician together. 1439 01:03:16,092 --> 01:03:18,027 (Sighing) 1440 01:03:24,033 --> 01:03:25,935 (Coughing, sniffling) 1441 01:03:30,139 --> 01:03:31,374 (Bottle slamming on table) 1442 01:03:44,353 --> 01:03:45,855 - (Alana, on phone): Hi, Kenny. 1443 01:03:49,926 --> 01:03:51,894 I've been waiting for you. 1444 01:03:55,264 --> 01:03:56,566 Kiss me, Kenny. 1445 01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:58,935 Kiss me. 1446 01:04:03,573 --> 01:04:05,541 (Breathing heavily) 1447 01:04:05,575 --> 01:04:07,476 (Men screaming, laughing) 1448 01:04:10,379 --> 01:04:11,380 - Whoa! 1449 01:04:11,414 --> 01:04:13,316 (Men screaming, laughing) 1450 01:04:17,153 --> 01:04:18,621 (Kenny screaming) 1451 01:04:18,654 --> 01:04:20,356 - It's a dead body! 1452 01:04:20,389 --> 01:04:21,424 (Phone smashing) 1453 01:04:24,060 --> 01:04:25,928 (Grunting, breathing heavily) 1454 01:04:30,166 --> 01:04:31,234 - (Alana): Hi, Kenny. 1455 01:04:31,267 --> 01:04:32,668 - Whoa! 1456 01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:34,637 (Breathing heavily) 1457 01:04:34,670 --> 01:04:35,972 I'm sorry! 1458 01:04:36,005 --> 01:04:37,306 - I've been waiting for you. 1459 01:04:37,340 --> 01:04:39,108 - OK? I know I'm an asshole! 1460 01:04:39,141 --> 01:04:40,142 Fuck! 1461 01:04:41,244 --> 01:04:42,612 - Kiss me, Kenny . 1462 01:04:44,013 --> 01:04:45,114 Kiss me. 1463 01:04:47,183 --> 01:04:49,051 - Whoa! Ah! 1464 01:04:50,453 --> 01:04:52,154 (Men screaming, laughing) 1465 01:04:59,595 --> 01:05:01,530 (Kenny screaming) 1466 01:05:07,503 --> 01:05:08,971 Ah! 1467 01:05:14,243 --> 01:05:16,145 (Grunting, groaning) 1468 01:05:22,018 --> 01:05:23,719 - I'm the president of this fraternity. 1469 01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:25,254 This is my event. 1470 01:05:25,288 --> 01:05:27,990 I--I should be out there with them representing us. 1471 01:05:28,024 --> 01:05:29,125 - I mean, you can go. 1472 01:05:29,158 --> 01:05:30,593 It's not like they locked us in here. 1473 01:05:30,626 --> 01:05:32,695 - Well, maybe I will. 1474 01:05:32,728 --> 01:05:35,498 I--I mean, we deserve to know what's going on, right? 1475 01:05:37,466 --> 01:05:39,235 They let you go out there with them? 1476 01:05:39,268 --> 01:05:41,737 - What? Uh, no, Jesus... 1477 01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:45,441 We're, um, gonna go backstage to find the magician. 1478 01:05:46,509 --> 01:05:48,277 - Find anything? 1479 01:05:49,445 --> 01:05:50,579 What? 1480 01:05:50,613 --> 01:05:51,747 What'd you find? 1481 01:05:52,815 --> 01:05:54,617 - Well, Alana-- 1482 01:05:54,650 --> 01:05:57,553 Alana has a theory that the magician they hired 1483 01:05:57,586 --> 01:05:59,055 is the one behind all this. 1484 01:05:59,088 --> 01:06:01,157 - Well, why would he want to kill your friends? 1485 01:06:03,225 --> 01:06:04,226 - I don't know. 1486 01:06:04,260 --> 01:06:05,795 It--it--it might not be him. 1487 01:06:05,828 --> 01:06:07,763 But he's been really strange and... 1488 01:06:07,797 --> 01:06:10,333 - Did you check backstage? - We were waiting for you. 1489 01:06:10,366 --> 01:06:12,535 - Good call. Come on. 1490 01:06:12,568 --> 01:06:14,103 Excuse us. 1491 01:06:17,807 --> 01:06:19,175 - This is bullshit. 1492 01:06:20,609 --> 01:06:21,744 (Sighing) 1493 01:06:25,214 --> 01:06:26,582 (Sighing) 1494 01:06:26,615 --> 01:06:28,551 - Where the hell is he? 1495 01:06:28,584 --> 01:06:30,820 If he didn't jump, he's on this train somewhere. 1496 01:06:30,853 --> 01:06:32,621 - And if he did jump? 1497 01:06:32,655 --> 01:06:34,390 - We're in the middle of nowhere. 1498 01:06:34,423 --> 01:06:35,658 - Carne? 1499 01:06:35,691 --> 01:06:37,360 Oh God. - Oh my God. 1500 01:06:37,393 --> 01:06:38,594 That's Jackson's. 1501 01:06:38,627 --> 01:06:40,429 - Oh. 1502 01:06:40,463 --> 01:06:42,798 - The killer must have been wearing it when he... 1503 01:06:42,832 --> 01:06:44,266 - (Whispering): Yeah... 1504 01:06:44,300 --> 01:06:47,136 - He could still be here wearing anything, 1505 01:06:47,169 --> 01:06:48,304 pretending to be anybody. 1506 01:06:48,337 --> 01:06:49,372 (Inhaling deeply) 1507 01:06:49,405 --> 01:06:51,273 - If these killings are targeted, 1508 01:06:51,307 --> 01:06:54,143 then Alana and her friends, 1509 01:06:54,176 --> 01:06:55,678 they're in grave danger. 1510 01:06:55,711 --> 01:06:57,813 - The VIP room! 1511 01:06:57,847 --> 01:06:59,115 It's only got 2 doors. 1512 01:06:59,148 --> 01:07:00,649 We could station someone at either end. 1513 01:07:00,683 --> 01:07:01,650 Keep you safe. 1514 01:07:01,684 --> 01:07:03,386 - Get her down there. 1515 01:07:03,419 --> 01:07:06,355 I'll get to the locomotive car. 1516 01:07:06,389 --> 01:07:08,591 And we'll get this train back into civilization 1517 01:07:08,624 --> 01:07:09,692 as fast as we can! 1518 01:07:09,725 --> 01:07:10,659 - Come on. 1519 01:07:19,468 --> 01:07:21,404 (Train whistling) 1520 01:07:31,614 --> 01:07:33,149 - Let him know we're here. 1521 01:07:33,182 --> 01:07:34,817 - He said he wouldn't let me back in. 1522 01:07:34,850 --> 01:07:36,752 (Breathing heavily) 1523 01:07:44,727 --> 01:07:46,595 Doc? It's Alana. 1524 01:07:46,629 --> 01:07:47,830 Open the door. 1525 01:07:50,166 --> 01:07:51,901 (Sadie breathing heavily) 1526 01:07:51,934 --> 01:07:53,536 Please, Doc. 1527 01:07:53,569 --> 01:07:55,271 It's dangerous here! Open the door! 1528 01:07:57,506 --> 01:07:59,141 Open the goddamn door! 1529 01:07:59,175 --> 01:08:00,676 - (Whispering): OK, just one sec. 1530 01:08:03,813 --> 01:08:05,614 (Door unlocking) 1531 01:08:08,517 --> 01:08:10,453 (Screaming, gasping) 1532 01:08:10,486 --> 01:08:11,720 Oh my... 1533 01:08:11,754 --> 01:08:13,689 (Sobbing) 1534 01:08:33,576 --> 01:08:35,511 (Screaming) 1535 01:08:40,916 --> 01:08:42,718 (Both sobbing) 1536 01:08:52,461 --> 01:08:54,363 (Alana sniffling, sighing) 1537 01:08:59,001 --> 01:09:00,803 Carne will find him. 1538 01:09:00,836 --> 01:09:02,238 (Sniffling) 1539 01:09:02,271 --> 01:09:04,707 There are only so many places he can hide. 1540 01:09:14,984 --> 01:09:17,253 I'm gonna be right outside, OK? 1541 01:09:18,854 --> 01:09:20,923 Call me if you need anything. 1542 01:09:29,532 --> 01:09:30,799 (Sighing) 1543 01:09:42,311 --> 01:09:44,246 (Sniffling) 1544 01:09:59,895 --> 01:10:01,764 (Sobbing) 1545 01:10:02,831 --> 01:10:03,999 Oh... 1546 01:10:11,540 --> 01:10:13,542 (Exhaling slowly) 1547 01:10:17,079 --> 01:10:19,348 (♪ Humming ) 1548 01:10:24,420 --> 01:10:25,487 (Glass clinking) 1549 01:10:26,555 --> 01:10:27,957 Who's there? 1550 01:10:29,491 --> 01:10:30,826 Carne? 1551 01:10:35,698 --> 01:10:37,399 (Whimpering) 1552 01:10:54,083 --> 01:10:56,385 (Breathing heavily) 1553 01:11:06,362 --> 01:11:07,796 (Sniffling) 1554 01:11:07,830 --> 01:11:09,865 (Whimpering) 1555 01:11:15,838 --> 01:11:17,873 (Screaming) 1556 01:11:17,906 --> 01:11:19,808 (Breathing heavily) 1557 01:12:09,558 --> 01:12:10,726 (Grunting) 1558 01:12:13,862 --> 01:12:16,398 (Breathing heavily) 1559 01:12:16,432 --> 01:12:18,967 - Help! Somebody help me, please! Please! 1560 01:12:21,704 --> 01:12:23,539 (Screaming) 1561 01:12:25,708 --> 01:12:27,509 (Grunting) 1562 01:12:29,645 --> 01:12:31,947 - No! No, no, no. 1563 01:12:34,850 --> 01:12:36,485 (Grunting) 1564 01:12:37,519 --> 01:12:38,821 No! 1565 01:12:49,665 --> 01:12:51,600 (Choking) 1566 01:12:59,074 --> 01:13:01,477 (Screaming, crying) 1567 01:13:02,611 --> 01:13:03,912 (Moaning) 1568 01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:13,122 (Screaming) 1569 01:13:18,127 --> 01:13:21,029 No, no, no! Leave me alone! 1570 01:13:21,063 --> 01:13:23,599 (Screaming) 1571 01:13:27,503 --> 01:13:29,204 (Sobbing) 1572 01:13:34,276 --> 01:13:36,678 No, no, no, no, no, no! 1573 01:13:36,712 --> 01:13:38,947 Please, please! 1574 01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:43,819 (Sobbing) 1575 01:13:48,590 --> 01:13:50,726 (Screaming, sobbing) 1576 01:14:04,139 --> 01:14:06,208 No! No, no, no! 1577 01:14:06,241 --> 01:14:08,076 No, no! 1578 01:14:08,110 --> 01:14:10,979 Ah! No, no, no! 1579 01:14:11,013 --> 01:14:13,749 (Screaming, sobbing) 1580 01:14:13,782 --> 01:14:15,517 No, no, no... 1581 01:14:25,561 --> 01:14:27,529 (Grunting) 1582 01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:34,603 ♪ ♪ 1583 01:14:39,174 --> 01:14:41,076 - Hello, Alana. 1584 01:14:45,247 --> 01:14:47,216 Do you remember me? 1585 01:14:50,652 --> 01:14:52,187 (Sobbing, sniffling) 1586 01:14:52,221 --> 01:14:53,889 Happy Halloween. 1587 01:14:57,192 --> 01:14:58,994 It's my favorite holiday. 1588 01:15:01,797 --> 01:15:03,298 'Cause you can be... 1589 01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:06,702 anyone you want to be. 1590 01:15:06,735 --> 01:15:08,036 - Kenny... 1591 01:15:08,070 --> 01:15:10,138 - You do remember me. 1592 01:15:12,040 --> 01:15:13,842 I was special. 1593 01:15:15,811 --> 01:15:17,713 (Breathing shakily) 1594 01:15:21,083 --> 01:15:22,618 What happened? 1595 01:15:24,686 --> 01:15:26,688 You're, uh... 1596 01:15:28,357 --> 01:15:30,092 you're bleeding. 1597 01:15:30,125 --> 01:15:31,260 (Exhaling sharply) 1598 01:15:31,293 --> 01:15:32,995 - Can I just go and wash it off? 1599 01:15:33,028 --> 01:15:34,730 You know, clean the wound? - Yeah... 1600 01:15:37,933 --> 01:15:40,135 I think you'll be OK. 1601 01:15:40,168 --> 01:15:42,871 (Breathing shakily) 1602 01:15:43,939 --> 01:15:45,674 Hmm... 1603 01:15:45,707 --> 01:15:46,775 It's been what? 1604 01:15:46,808 --> 01:15:47,743 It's been, uh... 1605 01:15:48,977 --> 01:15:50,212 three years? 1606 01:15:50,245 --> 01:15:51,847 (Sobbing) 1607 01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:55,083 Three years and a bit since that party where you, um... 1608 01:15:57,819 --> 01:15:59,955 where you promised to kiss me. 1609 01:16:01,256 --> 01:16:02,758 - I'm so sorry. 1610 01:16:10,899 --> 01:16:12,200 - I've missed you. 1611 01:16:16,405 --> 01:16:19,207 I've missed all of you. 1612 01:16:19,241 --> 01:16:20,776 (Breathing shakily) 1613 01:16:22,978 --> 01:16:25,314 Living life like nothing ever happened. 1614 01:16:28,183 --> 01:16:30,786 - We did something terrible to you that night. 1615 01:16:30,819 --> 01:16:33,255 I did something terrible that... I'm so sorry! 1616 01:16:33,288 --> 01:16:34,923 I'm sorry, Kenny! 1617 01:16:34,957 --> 01:16:37,092 - It wasn't very nice of you, was it? 1618 01:16:37,125 --> 01:16:40,095 - No, I know and--and I've regretted it ever since. 1619 01:16:41,697 --> 01:16:43,832 - Have you, though? - Yeah, I p-promise. 1620 01:16:43,865 --> 01:16:45,300 - Then why are you still friends 1621 01:16:45,334 --> 01:16:47,402 with all of those horrible people? 1622 01:16:48,704 --> 01:16:50,238 - Please don't hurt me. 1623 01:16:50,272 --> 01:16:52,074 - Oh, no. I'd... 1624 01:16:53,275 --> 01:16:55,911 I would never hurt--hurt a lovely girl like you. 1625 01:16:57,746 --> 01:17:00,115 No, all I've ever wanted was my kiss. 1626 01:17:00,148 --> 01:17:01,416 (Chuckling) 1627 01:17:05,187 --> 01:17:07,122 Give me that kiss, Alana. 1628 01:17:08,323 --> 01:17:09,958 Kiss me. 1629 01:17:18,066 --> 01:17:20,902 (Screaming) 1630 01:17:22,371 --> 01:17:24,272 Why did you do that? 1631 01:17:24,306 --> 01:17:27,075 - Because you killed them, you massacred them! 1632 01:17:27,109 --> 01:17:28,276 - You haven't changed a bit. 1633 01:17:28,310 --> 01:17:29,911 You're just like your terrible friends! 1634 01:17:29,945 --> 01:17:31,480 Anything... 1635 01:17:31,513 --> 01:17:33,315 You don't deserve anything! 1636 01:17:33,348 --> 01:17:34,416 (Gunshot) 1637 01:17:34,449 --> 01:17:36,418 (Screaming) 1638 01:17:40,789 --> 01:17:42,457 (Gasping) 1639 01:17:42,491 --> 01:17:45,961 (Sobbing, gagging) 1640 01:17:55,170 --> 01:17:57,272 ♪ ♪ 1641 01:18:32,407 --> 01:18:34,209 - This is all my fault. 1642 01:18:34,242 --> 01:18:35,477 - Don't say that. 1643 01:18:35,510 --> 01:18:36,912 - It is. 1644 01:18:36,945 --> 01:18:38,513 I... 1645 01:18:38,547 --> 01:18:41,283 We... The others... 1646 01:18:41,316 --> 01:18:44,019 Kenny just wanted to be accepted. 1647 01:18:44,052 --> 01:18:46,455 And we drove him to this. 1648 01:18:46,488 --> 01:18:48,790 We pushed him over the edge. 1649 01:18:48,824 --> 01:18:50,859 - That's no excuse. 1650 01:18:50,892 --> 01:18:52,461 - That's the excuse. 1651 01:18:53,562 --> 01:18:55,130 If we hadn't done that, 1652 01:18:55,163 --> 01:18:58,834 if we just treated him like a human being... 1653 01:19:00,235 --> 01:19:02,070 then they'd still be alive right now. 1654 01:19:03,405 --> 01:19:07,242 All of them, including Kenny. 1655 01:19:07,275 --> 01:19:09,144 (Alana sniffling) 1656 01:19:12,047 --> 01:19:13,548 - Let's get you cleaned up. 1657 01:19:15,117 --> 01:19:17,819 And back to that car so you can decompress, OK? 1658 01:19:17,853 --> 01:19:19,354 (Sniffling) 1659 01:19:19,387 --> 01:19:22,224 We'll be back at the station in a half an hour. 1660 01:19:40,342 --> 01:19:42,043 (Sniffling) 1661 01:19:58,560 --> 01:20:00,262 - Hey, you. 1662 01:20:01,963 --> 01:20:03,365 - Hey. 1663 01:20:03,398 --> 01:20:06,067 - Just checking in to see if you need anything. 1664 01:20:09,204 --> 01:20:13,308 Look, I'm--I'm so sorry about Mo and-- 1665 01:20:13,341 --> 01:20:14,976 - I'm sorry too. 1666 01:20:17,112 --> 01:20:20,649 - Why don't you come join us? Get a drink, or five. 1667 01:20:20,682 --> 01:20:23,418 You might be more comfortable with other people around. 1668 01:20:23,451 --> 01:20:26,555 - Maybe in a few minutes, thanks. 1669 01:20:26,588 --> 01:20:28,190 - OK. 1670 01:20:28,223 --> 01:20:29,424 (Alana sniffling) 1671 01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:37,265 (Sighing) 1672 01:20:44,339 --> 01:20:47,442 ♪ ♪ 1673 01:20:58,253 --> 01:21:00,088 (Whispering): Oh, Jesus! 1674 01:21:02,290 --> 01:21:05,327 You were here. You were-- you were here the whole time. 1675 01:21:11,066 --> 01:21:12,367 - Jesus, Alana! 1676 01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:14,669 - Where's the magician? Have you seen him? 1677 01:21:14,703 --> 01:21:17,405 - He was in the bar car the last time I saw him. Why? 1678 01:21:21,543 --> 01:21:23,211 - Alana? 1679 01:21:23,245 --> 01:21:24,446 - Kenny didn't do it. 1680 01:21:24,479 --> 01:21:25,480 - But you saw him. 1681 01:21:25,513 --> 01:21:26,581 - He was on the train. 1682 01:21:26,615 --> 01:21:27,616 Yes, he found me. 1683 01:21:27,649 --> 01:21:29,251 But he didn't kill anyone. 1684 01:21:29,284 --> 01:21:31,486 He couldn't have. He was in here the entire night. 1685 01:21:31,519 --> 01:21:33,154 - Then who? - The magician. 1686 01:21:33,188 --> 01:21:35,690 The guy who brought a gun on a train of college students. 1687 01:21:35,724 --> 01:21:38,126 - You're lucky he did! - No, no, no! 1688 01:21:38,159 --> 01:21:39,427 That's what he wants you to think. 1689 01:21:39,461 --> 01:21:42,564 This is the guy who we thought was the killer the entire time, 1690 01:21:42,597 --> 01:21:44,566 the guy who's got a line for everything. 1691 01:21:44,599 --> 01:21:47,569 He killed Kenny before Kenny could provide an alibi. 1692 01:21:47,602 --> 01:21:49,204 - OK. OK! 1693 01:21:49,237 --> 01:21:51,606 Let's go get Carne and see if it really is him. 1694 01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:53,408 - Fuck that. I'm done waiting! 1695 01:21:53,441 --> 01:21:55,043 This ends now! 1696 01:21:56,111 --> 01:21:58,113 (Crowd screaming) 1697 01:22:01,049 --> 01:22:02,384 (Gasping) 1698 01:22:02,417 --> 01:22:04,619 - Oh my God! 1699 01:22:22,203 --> 01:22:23,638 I think he's dead! 1700 01:22:23,672 --> 01:22:25,507 - Who's dead? - The magician! 1701 01:22:25,540 --> 01:22:26,775 He's been stabbed. 1702 01:22:26,808 --> 01:22:28,510 - Kenny didn't do it. 1703 01:22:29,778 --> 01:22:31,713 - And the magician didn't do it either. 1704 01:22:31,746 --> 01:22:34,082 Go, get his gun! 1705 01:22:34,115 --> 01:22:36,718 I'll keep Alana here. She'll be safe with me. 1706 01:22:36,751 --> 01:22:38,486 Go quick! 1707 01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:42,524 Before whoever's doing this gets their hands on that goddamn gun! 1708 01:22:49,431 --> 01:22:51,366 (Breathing heavily) 1709 01:22:55,270 --> 01:22:58,506 Oh, it's gonna be OK. 1710 01:22:58,540 --> 01:23:00,075 - You don't know that. 1711 01:23:00,108 --> 01:23:02,644 The killer still wants to kill me. 1712 01:23:02,677 --> 01:23:04,379 I don't want to die. 1713 01:23:04,412 --> 01:23:06,047 (Phone buzzing, chiming) 1714 01:23:06,081 --> 01:23:07,315 Oh my God! We have service! 1715 01:23:07,349 --> 01:23:09,617 We have to call the police or a helicopter. 1716 01:23:09,651 --> 01:23:11,252 I--I need my phone. 1717 01:23:11,286 --> 01:23:13,154 Ow! You're hurting me! 1718 01:23:14,289 --> 01:23:15,590 - Good! 1719 01:23:15,623 --> 01:23:18,760 You selfish, spoiled little whore! 1720 01:23:18,793 --> 01:23:20,829 (Whimpering) 1721 01:23:20,862 --> 01:23:24,666 I hope you feel so much pain that you beg me--beg me 1722 01:23:24,699 --> 01:23:27,168 to put you out of your misery. 1723 01:23:27,202 --> 01:23:28,336 (Whimpering) 1724 01:23:28,370 --> 01:23:30,638 I saved the best till last. 1725 01:23:30,672 --> 01:23:32,107 - No. 1726 01:23:32,140 --> 01:23:34,776 - 'Cause you were the guiltiest one of all. 1727 01:23:34,809 --> 01:23:38,847 Do you even know how you fucked him up? 1728 01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:41,149 My sweet little boy! 1729 01:23:41,182 --> 01:23:43,151 (Sobbing) 1730 01:23:43,184 --> 01:23:46,321 Those monsters, they're gonna pay for what they did to you. 1731 01:23:46,354 --> 01:23:47,522 They're gonna pay. 1732 01:23:47,555 --> 01:23:50,158 OK, I'm sorry. 1733 01:23:50,191 --> 01:23:51,259 I'm sorry. 1734 01:23:51,292 --> 01:23:55,563 Tell me again, who did this to you? 1735 01:23:55,597 --> 01:23:57,532 (Sniffling, breathing heavily) 1736 01:23:58,800 --> 01:24:01,136 - It was a guy named Doc... 1737 01:24:03,438 --> 01:24:07,075 and Mo and Jackson... 1738 01:24:08,176 --> 01:24:09,511 and Mitchy... 1739 01:24:12,180 --> 01:24:14,349 and a pretty girl named Alana. 1740 01:24:17,752 --> 01:24:22,457 - Doc and Mo and Jackson... 1741 01:24:22,490 --> 01:24:23,591 and Mitchy... 1742 01:24:24,759 --> 01:24:26,728 - And a pretty girl named Alana. 1743 01:24:26,761 --> 01:24:29,631 - And a pretty girl named Alana! 1744 01:24:29,664 --> 01:24:32,200 - You lured him. You tricked him. 1745 01:24:32,233 --> 01:24:33,635 And now my boy is dead! 1746 01:24:33,668 --> 01:24:35,437 - I'm so sorry about that. 1747 01:24:35,470 --> 01:24:36,805 - Shut the fuck up! 1748 01:24:51,619 --> 01:24:53,154 - Where is it? 1749 01:24:54,222 --> 01:24:55,523 (Sighing) 1750 01:24:58,760 --> 01:25:02,464 - I killed that trashy magician 1751 01:25:02,497 --> 01:25:05,166 because of what he did to my Kenny. 1752 01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:07,435 You--you... 1753 01:25:07,469 --> 01:25:11,940 I'm gonna make you suffer more than anyone. 1754 01:25:11,973 --> 01:25:16,211 I'm gonna make you suffer for everything that you did! 1755 01:25:16,244 --> 01:25:17,479 - No! 1756 01:25:17,512 --> 01:25:19,214 (Grunting) 1757 01:25:19,247 --> 01:25:20,882 (Screaming) 1758 01:25:22,617 --> 01:25:23,885 - Oh! 1759 01:25:27,856 --> 01:25:29,524 (Breathing shakily) 1760 01:25:37,365 --> 01:25:38,833 (Screaming) 1761 01:25:38,867 --> 01:25:40,568 (Screaming, grunting) 1762 01:25:46,407 --> 01:25:47,976 - No! 1763 01:25:48,009 --> 01:25:49,711 I didn't want to do it. I swear! 1764 01:25:49,744 --> 01:25:51,946 - And yet, you did! 1765 01:25:51,980 --> 01:25:54,616 Even after what happened, 1766 01:25:54,649 --> 01:25:57,719 you still went out with that party crowd 1767 01:25:57,752 --> 01:26:01,322 trying to destroy even more young boys' lives! 1768 01:26:01,356 --> 01:26:03,925 - No, no, no! I swear! I swear I'm a good person! 1769 01:26:03,958 --> 01:26:05,693 - Oh! 1770 01:26:05,727 --> 01:26:09,831 It was just my son's life that you ruined? 1771 01:26:09,864 --> 01:26:11,766 Bullshit! 1772 01:26:11,799 --> 01:26:13,334 (Grunting) 1773 01:26:24,879 --> 01:26:26,314 Ha! Just what you deserve. 1774 01:26:26,347 --> 01:26:28,650 - Alana? Carne? 1775 01:26:28,683 --> 01:26:29,884 (Gasping, breathing heavily) 1776 01:26:29,918 --> 01:26:31,953 Alana! What's happening? 1777 01:26:33,288 --> 01:26:34,889 - I'm gonna throw you out there, 1778 01:26:34,923 --> 01:26:38,726 and you're gonna break every single bone in your body! 1779 01:26:40,328 --> 01:26:41,829 (Breathing heavily) 1780 01:26:41,863 --> 01:26:43,598 (Gun clicking) 1781 01:26:43,631 --> 01:26:44,866 - Fuck! 1782 01:26:46,568 --> 01:26:47,936 - Oopsie! 1783 01:26:47,969 --> 01:26:49,370 - Let me in! 1784 01:26:49,404 --> 01:26:51,005 - Nothing can stop me. 1785 01:26:54,409 --> 01:26:56,511 (Grunting) 1786 01:26:58,046 --> 01:27:01,716 (Groaning, screaming) 1787 01:27:01,749 --> 01:27:04,285 - Die, you psycho! 1788 01:27:09,457 --> 01:27:10,825 (Sobbing) 1789 01:27:18,366 --> 01:27:20,835 (Both sobbing) 1790 01:27:30,578 --> 01:27:32,647 (Siren wailing) 1791 01:27:32,680 --> 01:27:34,515 (Men and woman talking, indistinct) 1792 01:28:02,744 --> 01:28:04,746 ♪ ♪ 1793 01:29:01,469 --> 01:29:04,605 (♪ Whatcha Wanna Do Now by Luca and the Cube ♪) 1794 01:29:08,810 --> 01:29:11,045 ♪♪ Unclutter your mind 1795 01:29:11,079 --> 01:29:12,613 ♪ Unclutter your time 1796 01:29:12,647 --> 01:29:14,182 ♪ Unclutter your mind 1797 01:29:14,215 --> 01:29:16,617 ♪ Unclutter your time 1798 01:29:16,651 --> 01:29:18,619 ♪ Unclutter your mind 1799 01:29:18,653 --> 01:29:19,687 ♪ Unclutter your time 1800 01:29:19,721 --> 01:29:21,789 ♪ For whatcha wanna, whatcha wanna ♪ 1801 01:29:21,823 --> 01:29:24,058 ♪ Whatcha wanna do now 1802 01:29:24,092 --> 01:29:27,061 ♪ When they came to this tribe I thought I lost my mind ♪ 1803 01:29:27,095 --> 01:29:29,097 ♪ Go insane 1804 01:29:29,130 --> 01:29:31,432 ♪ I thought I left behind 1805 01:29:31,466 --> 01:29:32,600 ♪ And just like you 1806 01:29:32,633 --> 01:29:34,902 ♪ I question everything that goes around ♪ 1807 01:29:34,936 --> 01:29:38,539 ♪ So depleted for sure I was losing ground ♪ 1808 01:29:38,573 --> 01:29:39,974 ♪ Open up your mind 1809 01:29:40,007 --> 01:29:43,144 ♪ Let the sunshine in 1810 01:29:43,177 --> 01:29:46,547 ♪ I know you're better now 1811 01:29:46,581 --> 01:29:47,815 ♪ Got to go back hard 1812 01:29:47,849 --> 01:29:50,718 ♪ Got to play to win 1813 01:29:50,752 --> 01:29:52,854 ♪ Bigshot go bang, bang 1814 01:29:52,887 --> 01:29:58,192 ♪ I wanted so much 1815 01:29:58,226 --> 01:30:02,663 ♪ Now I find 1816 01:30:02,697 --> 01:30:07,802 ♪ I can have whatever I wanted right now ♪♪ 1817 01:30:07,835 --> 01:30:09,871 Closed Captions: MELS 119818