All language subtitles for Shady Grove 2022 720p AMZN WEBRip 800MB

God blessed us with a baby boy.

Give me my baby!

No!

No!

My baby!

No!

♪ I wanna dance ♪

♪ All night long ♪

♪ I wanna dance ♪
♪ I wanna dance ♪

♪ I wanna dance
all night long ♪

Oh, get it, get it.
Bip, bip, bip, bap, ooh, ooh.

Ooh, and get it.

Uh, I just want to
introduce you to these ladies.

They gonna let me
smack it tonight, right?

Oh, I'm-- I'm-- my bad.

Too soon? Huh, my bad.

Hey, hey, come get these
drinks, come get these drinks.

-I poured 'em for you.
-I'm good.

Aw, come on, Shaina. Stop.

This is the one time
of the year you can get loose.

Come on--

Chill, all right?
That's our ride, remember?

I mean, besides, there's gonna
be cops everywhere.

Okay, fine.
More drinks for me.

Goddamn it, Eli,
you better not puke in my car.

I will kill you.

Puke?
Girl, I'm a professional, man.

I know how to hold my liquor.
Mm-hmm.

Who could saw that coming?

It wouldn't be
our annual pilgrimage

if Elijah didn't get
alcohol poisoning.

Mm-hmm.

Well, at least
he didn't get into no fight.

Wait, we're not
outta here yet.

Anything's possible.

That's true.

So, have you given it
any more thought?

It? Is that what
we're calling it now?

You tell me.

You still want me?

After everything?

We've been together,
what, five years?

I mean, we're bound to go

through some bumps
in the road, right?

-Six years.
-Six?

-Mm-hmm.
-Really?

Well, yeah,
I take all that back.

Shut up. Get outta here.

Oh...

You know, Mark,
I'm never gonna be ready.

But that's kind
of the point, right?

If not now, when?

-You sure?
-No.

But I'm getting there.

So, what are you thinking?

You know what?

Whatever it is
that you wanna do...

I'm cool with it.

And besides,
I ain't going nowhere.

I figured
I was stuck with you.

How long is he gonna be?

I just wanna get
to the cabin and pass out.

Eli.

You need some water
or somethin'?

I'm n--

Oh, shit.

-Oh, my God.
-God.

Oh, and that reminds me.

We're gonna have to
tell Eli.

He's already planning
for next year.

We'll tell him
when we get to the cabin.

- Oh, shit.
- If we get to the cabin.

All right.

- Watch your step.
- Yo, watch it, watch it.

-Oh, man. Come on.
-I'm good.

-I just gotta get it out.
-Nah, you ain't good.

- Come on, man.
- Let's get in the car.

Nah, it's good.

Yeah, come on.

Hey, ladies, I'mma holler
at y'all, just call me.

Hey, man.
Wipe your mouth.

Shit, I just had to get it out.

I feel good already.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, check out this chick
I hooked up with.

She a IG model, nigga.

Yo, man.

-What happened to Raquel?
-Oh, Mark didn't tell you?

Tell me what?

Dumped her ass
a couple weeks ago.

No, I liked her.

Ooh, I'm sorry
I didn't get your permission

before I dumped that ass.

You know, I'll be
more considerate next time.

What did you do?

What'd you mean, "What'd I do?"
Why I gotta do somethin'?

Why can't I just
be over her ass?

Well, now, I hope
that's not what you told her.

I can't remember.
Let me check my text messages.

- Oh, no.
- What, well-- oh--

You broke up
with her over text?

People hook up every day
with a swipe and a text, okay?

You know what I'm sayin'?

So, why not end it with a swipe

and a text, you feel me?

Um, because you might've
liked her just a little bit?

- She was aight. She was aight.
- Oh, God.

I'm glad that you guys
decided to skip your 20s

and jump straight
into the mid-race.

- Oh, God. Here we go.
- Nah.

Y'all need
to hear this, okay?

That's cool. All right?

But listen, that's not my life.
Okay?

A relationship is just
not conducive-- S.A.T. word--

- Mm-hmm? Spell it.
- I can spell it.

But I ain't
gonna do it right now.

Conducive for my lifestyle.
Not for my grind.

That's why I'm excited

about this time
of the year every year.

'Cause I need this time.
Do you know what I'm sayin'?

It keeps me sane.

Where we at? Why are we
driving around the woods--

This is our exit.

Well, finally.

Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

um, hey,
how you doin', purple dress?

So, you just like
to be out here in the field?

You know what I'm sayin'?

By your-- you know, you know,
all this grass and stuff.

Uh, um, you know,

uh, where, uh, is, uh...

-what's-- where we goin'?
-Turtle Lake.

Turtle Lake?

Oh, oh, it's that way?
Okay, cool, you know.

Yeah, maybe I can
take you to the mall,

- dress you up a little bit--
- Okay, you cut off.

- Oh, hey, hey, hey.
- Thank you, ladies.

Thank you.

Oh, what are you doin'?

Did you almost roll me up
in the daggone thing?

What-- what you doin' there?
I was just tryna be friendly.

The host is waiting for us.
She wants to show us around.

I think she's gone.

You know what else is gone?

All that ass
I was about to get.

nobody here.

You wasn't
about to get no cheeks.

You know I was
about to get some cheeks.

-I'm the clap king, man.
-Man, please.

Oof!

That's a nice find, babe.

I know, right?

Aw, you testin' me.

All the hotels were booked,

$400 a night,

but I found this entire cabin
for $200.

Ooh, wait a minute,
wait a minute,

don't try to give me
those little e-- eyes.

The money eyes. Okay?

We both agreed that you was
in charge of the accommodations

and I was in charge
of the weed.

I woulda been happy
with a sleeping bag.

Nobody's asking you
to pay, Mr. Conducive.

Nobody's asking me? Really?

You didn't see her
giving me the money eyes,

-Mr. Light Skin Man?
-You like the spot, right?

Well, yeah,
it's nice, it's good--

Holy shit.

Yo, they got--
they got a fire pit.

Let's light that bitch up.

What? It's seven o'clock
in the morning.

We gonna have 7:00 a.m.
s'mores. Whatchu talkin' about?

Come on, man.
Wait a minute.

-That is your friend.
-No, that's your friend.

Uh, the, uh--
you got a key? Or...

Oh, uh, she said
she left it under the mat.

All right.

-Oh, that.
-That is Elvis.

Of course.

Ooh, nicer than the photos.

Hello?

Anyone here?

-Nope, all ours.
-That lady's gon' see my body.

- This is fly.
- Whoa, this is nice.

Uh-huh.
Ho-ho.

Check this out.

Shady Grove got
their own Chardonnay out here.

Hopefully we don't gotta
get desperate enough

-to drink this stuff--
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait,

no, hopefully
we gon' drink this, okay?

We gon' handle this
then we gon' get some more.

This is extra.
What you talkin' about?

The host left a message.

Said if we need water.
to "jiggle the handle."

Feel like we've been
doing that all weekend.

Yo, it is
really nice up in here.

We could throw a hella party
up in this bitch.

Like-- like a--

Or...

we can have a nice
relaxing night

before we get back to the city,
like we planned.

Boo. Ugh. Ugh.

Do you guys
smell something?

-Smell what?
-I don't know.

-Something rotten.
-Oh. I smell wood.

It's a lot of wood.

It's probably trash or
somethin' from the last guest.

-Maybe.
-I'll up the windows.

-Let air out.
-All right. Thank you, babe.

Um, I'm gonna
start the shower.

Ooh.

-Keys.
-For what?

Uh, I'm about
to go back to the store

-and get some supplies, yeah.
-We'll all go.

You can wait for us
to finish up in the shower,

we won't be long.

Listen, let me
tell you somethin', okay?

An hour in the shower
is not quick, okay, Shaina?

I don't know what it is you
and Mark do up in that shower,

that bangin'
and all that whatever,

that's between you and God.

But I'm not waiting, all right?
So, come on.

And I'm not giving you
my keys.

And I don't care,

because I know
that you keep a spare

-behind the license plate.
-Seriously?

-Um--
-You told him?

I-- I might've mentioned it.

Oh, God.

Yeah, lay it on me.

Do not make me regret this.

Why would I do that, hmm?

Do you guys want anything?

Man, just get me
some popcorn?

And ice cream.

Do y'all want me to pick up
a 5,000-piece puzzle

while I'm on the way?

Whatever. Just don't
fuck up my car, okay?

Don't fuck up the shower,

'cause I need to use it.

All right?

Bye.

Least he ain't as drunk
as he was earlier.

Oh, that is so comforting.

Let's hit the shower.

Oh-- it-- I-- I--
damn, I'm-- I'm...

Ah!

Just go.

Glad you came back.

I never meant
to hurt you.

I never got
a chance to experiment.

You know, no wild
and crazy nights for me.

Just school and work.

I think I needed just to make
sure that this is what I want.

So, what?

You're saying
if all this didn't happen,

you don't know
if you woulda came back?

No. It's just...

you're the only person
that doesn't drive me insane

to be around
for more than an hour.

Okay, well, uh, thanks
for the points, you know?

-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
-Don't go too overboard.

You know what I mean.

You are my best friend,

and there's absolutely nobody
that can replace you.

Mm-hmm. Sort of.

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yes ♪

♪ No, I don't know,
I don't care about the rules ♪

♪ So many girl
and how do I choose? ♪

♪ I'm on a mission
that goes to get ham ♪

♪ I could care less
if you know who I am ♪

♪ I got some elements
here in this bag ♪

♪ Might make you happy
or might make be a drag ♪

♪ I am
to enhance your life ♪

♪ So do me and dance
and things will be right ♪

♪ Hope you decide to... ♪

Some marshmallows.

Mm.

Damn. Um, uh...

Hey, can I get some...

help?

Beer.

-Sure.
-Yeah.

Hey, my name's,
um, Eli.

-Chloe.
-Oh, yeah?

Okay. Well...

that's a beautiful name,
it suits you.

Yeah, it's the eyes.

Those pretty eyes on you.
It's the--

Just-- just put it
down right here?

Uh...

Hey,
you know, me and my friends,

we're in town,
for just tonight,

and we're getting ready
to throw a little shindig.

A little party
at the rental.

You should stop by
when you get off from here.

I'm going out
with friends tonight.

Oh. Boyfriends?

No. Girls' night.

Even better.
Tell 'em to come.

It's gonna be a nice time,
music, beer,

-good times, vibes.
-Anything else?

Um... oh, ice cream.

I'm gonna
get some ice cream.

And your phone number
so I can text you the address.

12 Turtle Lake Road?

Wait, what?
How-- how'd you know that?

I saw you
drive past earlier.

The cabin's
the only thing out that way.

Oh, great.
I was trippin' for a second.

I don't-- my bad. Uh...

Girl, you stalkin' me
already, huh?

So, what time's
the party starting?

Well, it depends.

What time you get off?

I like to
get off around 6:00.

Mm. And I aim to please.

6:00 it is.

$37.50.

Oh, that's it?
That's light work.

Light work's light work.

You know what I'm sayin'?

Yeah, go ahead,
keep the change.

I will see you later,
twilight eyes.

I still smell it.

Maybe something died
under the cabin.

Don't say that.

Stupid.

I think I know
where it's coming from.

-Is it locked?
-Yeah.

You don't smell it?

A little.

Well, spray
some of Eli's cologne.

That'll get rid
of the smell.

I'm not trying to make
this place smell worse.

Oh, yeah,
I hear you on that one.

Water.

We gotta jiggle it, baby.

Oh, that's actually good.
This-- this is well water.

You want a sip?

No, I'm gonna stick
to my spring water, thanks.

You know that's actually
tap water in the bottle, right?

I don't believe you.

Oh, took him long enough.
Eli's back.

Yeah, well, shoot,

at least he made it
back one piece.

-Where you been?
-Damn. Gettin' the goods.

Whatchu mean where I been?

You know what it is,
you know what I'm sayin'?

Think fast. All right.

Yeah, see, I'm here.

Ow, asshole, that's cold.

- Yeah, here you go.
- Thank you.

Yo.

I met this bad shorty
at the store today, man.

-Word.
-Word.

I'm startin'
to feel like this town

is full of,
like-- like, tens.

Might need a little help with
the fashion and everything,

but...

might be somethin'
in the water.

See? That's what
I'm trying to tell you.

You sure you don't wanna
drink this water?

I mean, we have
a straight ten on our hands.

What the hell
are y'all talkin' about?

A-- anyway, so, I-- I--
I told her that, you know,

after she get off she should,
you know, stop by...

for a party.

Wait, what? Wait-- we were
supposed to have a recoup day.

It-- it is.
Whatchu talkin' about?

It's gonna be a nice night,
you know what I'm sayin'?

It's not like
I'm suggesting that,

you know,
we throw a rager or nothing.

Fuck you, Eli.

Wow.
What is wrong with her?

I thought you-- you didn't do
your job in the shower?

What is-- what's--
she all tense and everything.

We're just trying to have
a peaceful night, that's all.

- Mm-hmm.
- Okay. Chill.

Besides, Shaina
and I have somethin' we wanted

to tell you.

Oh, here you go
with the Malcom X voice

and everything,

Why y'all trippin', man?

Whatchu-- what, you pregnant
or something?

Relax.

We supposed to be chillin',
havin' a good time...

Wait.

Are y'all kidding me?

Y'all serious?

This is amazing, man.

-What, you serious?
-It is?

Yeah, it is.

Y'all have been together
for fuckin' ever.

Y'all are like a-- like an
old-ass wrinkled couple, man.

Hey, I was startin'
to worry

'cause I thought my man here

was, you know, shootin' blanks.

Pow, you know what I'm sayin'?

Shit, not with this 12-gauge.

Okay, whatever.
You know what--

Thanks for your vote
of confidence, though.

I'mma tell you something.
This calls for a toast.

Wait, wait. Yes.
Come on, come on.

-I can't. You know I can't.
-Aw, come on, Shaina.

What do you mean,
"No, I can't?"

You been smokin' weed this
whole dang trip, man, okay?

-And a baby glass of wine--
-No judgements.

-- is not going
to kill you, okay?

Get that, get some-- all right,
get up, get up, get up.

Come on, come on, come on.
We gon' toast this, all right?

We gon' toast this.
All right.

All right, come on,
bring it on in.

So, cheers.

We 'bout to have
a good old time in--

-Where-- where we at again?
-Shady Grove.

Cheers to havin'
a good fuckin' time

in Shady Grove.

- Wassup.
- Yeah, yeah. Mm.

- Yeah, not bad.
- Mm.

- Yeah, that's not bad.
- Yeah.

You know what I'm sayin',
you about to be a daddy.

Daddy. Dada.

I'm tired.

Ah...
Get this fire started.

Man, where--
where is the fire?

What's going on
with all these sticks?

We playin' Tetris
with the sticks

while there supposed
to be a fire?

First of all, that's how
you make a fire, genius.

All right? You-- you do teepee
style with, you know, sticks.

Well, this brother think
he a light skin Indian.

What are you, Cherokee?

Man, you supposed to grab it,
like, douse it, poof!

Fire. There you go,
like a microwave.

- What are you doing?
- So, right, so,

after you eat the marshmallows,
you gon' eat it with chemicals

and then kill yourself,
that what you're saying?

What are you talkin' about,
eat the marshmallows

-and then kill yourself?
-Chemicals.

So, you a woke, uh, uh, uh,
lumberjack right now.

That's what this is?

Hello?

Guys!
There's something down here!

H-- hey, hold up.

-Hold on.
-It's over there.

Where is all
this runnin' going on, man?

Well, what-- what's over--

what the fuck
is going on in there?

I don't know.
It's over there.

Well, what's-- what--

Hold on, brother.
What-- what-- whatchu doing?

-I'm good, man.
-Baby, be careful.

-You just sent him...
-Shut up.

He ain't got
no weapons or no--

You good?

What is it?

W-- w-- what
the fuck was it?

It was just a cow.

What's a cow
doing down here?

-Cow?
-I don't know.

I mean,
we passed some farms comin' in.

Maybe he wandered off.

Can we keep it?
Let's keep it. Let's keep it.

We're not keepin' it.
You all right?

No, no, no.
That's a for sure bank.

We can sell milk.

It can't
smell worse than you.

Oh-- hold on, hold on.

Stop, you didn't get enough--

y'all-- y'all don't think--
Do I stink?

♪ Ooh, I'mma be-be,
smack it up ♪

♪ Be, smack, spread it out,
mm-hmm ♪

My phone's not workin'.
You gettin' a cell signal?

No, I don't have
my phone on me.

I think I left it
in the car.

Hello-- hello-- hello?

Yeah, um, we're,
uh, stayin' over here

at the cabin
on 12 Turtle Lake Road.

We were down
by the lake earlier,

we saw a cow--

Ooh, yeah.

Man, nothin' feel better
than a shit and a shower.

I'mma about to smack
all that ass--

- Shh.
- What? Whatchu--

He's on the phone
with the police.

The police?

Oh, you a narc.
You a narc snitch.

No-- watch it.

-Put a shirt on, man.
-Whatchu talkin' about?

What, you gon' snitch
on me if I don't?

Yo, man, I'm just--

I was just thinking
in the shower,

man, I'm trippin' off this.

Like, y'all about
to be parents, man.

That's crazy-- that shouldn't
even be legal, man.

How you feelin'
about all this?

I mean, it still
doesn't feel real, but...

it's starting to.

-Wait.
-What?

You said real,

and it just made me have
a real thought, like...

you about to be fat as fuck.

-Shut up.
-I'm just sayin',

you, like,
you 'bout to get bloated

and just like
a little goldfish.

I'm just playin'-- I'm just
playin'-- I'm just-- I'm--

my bad,
ah, you know.

I was startin' to worry
about you, though.

Worried about what?

O-- okay.

I just heard, like,
this little rumor about

you and, uh,
this girl,

kissin' at a bar
downtown or somethin'?

Oh, my God.
How long have you known?

-Two months.
-Oh, God.

But don't worry,

I-- I--
it's nothin' crazy.

You know,
I didn't say anything.

It would've been nice
to have been invited

to a ménage à trois
and everything, but...

Look, I didn't say
anything to Mark,

'cause that's not my place,

so you don't have
to worry about that.

-Okay?
-Well, it's okay.

Mark already knows.

For real?

He saw the texts.

I mean, I thought
we were over, but...

this little miracle here.

Well, um...

are you sure
it's not hers?

Um... pretty sure.

Eh.

It wasn't, like...

it wasn't serious?

Like, it wasn't like
a real thing, right?

I don't know. Maybe?

- Mm.
- It was new.

Well, take it from me,

new gets old
really fast.

Yeah.
Yeah, that would be great.

Okay, thanks
for your help.

So, narc,
what's the verdict?

They sendin' somebody
over to arrest the cow?

They're contacting
the owner, you smart ass.

Oh, okay.

Let me "moo"
out the way.

Let's get
this party started, huh?

I'm 'bout to be
smashin' and dashin'.

You guys make me sick.

Up there slow dancin'
to house music.

Bunch of old folk.

Oh, man, shut up.

Stop eatin'
all the marshmallows, too.

They for the s'mores.

Man, who is pregnant?
Shaina or your ass?

Shut up, man.

Oh, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, th--

they're here, they're here.

Wait one second,
wait, wait, wait.

Hold on, now. Yeah, yeah.

How I look?
How I look? How I look?

Um...

like you been up the last three
nights partying with no sleep.

Man, shut up.
How do I-- I-- I look good?

-Nice and cut?
-You look good, and go.

Time to get some bitties.

Get yo ass...

Hey, he wasn't lyin'. Damn.

Hey, I... I'm just sayin'.

You know what I'm sayin'?

Let me introduce you
to my little peasants.

My, uh, servants.

Hey, hey, how's it going?

Hey.

You know, um,
Shaina and Mark are family.

Um, and this is Chloe.

Girl from the store.

And, um,
what's your name again?

- Taylor.
- Taylor.

Yeah, yeah, we just got
finished comin' back from,

like, a three-day festival--
music festival.

Like, we was, like,
ah, everybody knew us.

We was the star. That ain't--

Anyway, y'all-- y'all wanna
get this party started?

You know, we got--
we got beer, and wine, and--

First can I use
your bathroom?

Oh, you-- you want me--
take you to the bath--

yeah, yeah, we're good,
you gonna be good here?

-I think I'll manage.
-With the fam?

All right, you good, I'mma go
take her to the bathroom.

Take her
to the bathroom.

Um...

we were havin' s'mores
if you wanna join us.

Yeah, sure, I guess.

Taylor, right?

- Mm-hmm.
- From around here?

Born and raised.
What about you guys?

-New Jersey. Born and raised.
-Mm-hmm.

You ever been there?

I've never left
Shady Grove.

Hmm.

Well, I mean,
it is beautiful around here.

Kinda reminds me
of home home.

- North Carolina, not Jersey.
- Mm.

We've been here for five years,
it's your home home.

You know
what I mean.

Are you guys gonna stay in
the city when the baby comes?

Wait, what?

When the baby comes.

Are you guys gonna stay
in the city, or...

move away
for more peace and quiet?

How did you know
I was pregnant?

Oh, I'm-- I'm sorry.

I-- i-- it was just the way
you were holding your belly

to protect it.

I didn't even notice
I was doing that.

I mean,
I have seven sisters,

so I feel like
I'm just more tuned in

to these sorts of things.

Oh, well, we, uh--

we haven't really decided
what we gon' do yet.

I mean,
we both have jobs.

Right, but family
is far away.

And we gon' need
the help.

And besides,
I'm not even sure

I really wanna
raise a family in the city.

Yeah. Well, I envy you.

I've been trying
for a while now,

but it just
hasn't happened for me yet.

Wait, how old are you?

I'll be 21 next month.

You're so young.

I'm 28 and I don't even
think I'm ready.

I mean, don't you wanna have
a life before you have kids?

There's not much
to do in Shady Grove.

You have something...

Oh, here.

Thanks.

You need a napkin?

Nah,
I'm good, thanks.

Aight, y'all, enough of all
of this s'mores and stuff.

Let's get
this party started, huh?

What was that all about?

What do you mean?

Oh, so you gon' act like
I didn't see

the whole secret
lesbian handshake thing?

Don't call me a lesbian.
That's not fair.

Not fair? Seriously?

I don't mean it that way,
but I just don't understand

how one fling can just...

erase our entire relationship.

Look, it doesn't.
All right? I was just joking.

And besides, I didn't
even see what happened.

She licked
marshmallow off my finger.

Like in a sexy way?

There's nothing sexy
about that, it's just weird.

She doesn't know
where my hands have been.

So, what, you saying...

you wouldn't go
for somebody like her?

I mean, you can't deny,
she is attractive.

Well, then maybe
you should go for her.

Well, then maybe I will.

It's not out of
the realm of the possibility

that another woman
could be attracted to your boy.

I know, but that girl,
she'd eat you alive.

Yeah, you're right.

Taylor, why don't you
play them something?

Now?

She has a beautiful voice,
she's just nervous.

I'd love to hear you sing.

Okay.

Do you have someplace
we can go?

-Yeah.
-Don't wait up.

♪ Peaches in the summertime ♪

♪ Apples in the fall ♪

♪ If I can't have
the girl I love ♪

♪ I don't want none at all ♪

♪ Shady Grove,
my little love ♪

♪ Shady Grove, I know ♪

♪ Shady Grove,
my little love ♪

♪ I'm bound to Shady Grove ♪

♪ Shady Grove,
my little love ♪

♪ Shady Grove, I know ♪

♪ Shady Grove,
my little love ♪

♪ I'm bound to Shady Grove ♪

♪ Shady Grove,
my little love ♪

♪ Shady Grove, I know ♪

♪ I'm bound
to Shady Grove ♪

Taylor, that was beautiful.

Uh, thanks,
it's a town favorite.

Anyways, um,
thanks for having me.

It was really,
really fun, so...

my friend's coming
to pick me up.

- So, I'll see you guys later.
- Yeah, sure.

Uh, we'll let Chloe know
when she's done.

-I mean, well, you know.
-Yeah. And don't stress.

You're gonna be
just fine.

I think
it's gonna be a girl.

Think so?

I hope so.
Take care.

There's something seriously
fucked up about that girl.

Yeah.

Her parents
are probably to blame.

Forget her. Come on.

Let's go for a walk.

You know, tonight feels like

the end of one life
and the start of another.

We gotta make it official
when we get home.

And tell our parents.

God, don't remind me.

That is not a conversation
I'm looking to have.

Why not?
Your mom loves me.

Yeah, you're not the one
she's going to shit all over.

It's me.

You know
how many times she asked me

when we're gonna
get married?

She just wants us
to get married

so she can have
some grandchildren to spoil.

-We just cut to the chase.
-Have you met my mother?

Tradition is kind of
her thing.

Well, we startin'
our own tradition.

Kids first, then marriage.

And there is no one else
I would rather spend

the rest of my life with.

Oh, even when
I'm being a super bitch?

Even when
you're being a super bitch.

We're gonna be okay,
aren't we?

Yeah.

Okay.

Mm-mm.

I see Eli
still hasn't come up for air.

I have to go pee,
I'll be right back.

All right.

Eli?

Hello?

Eli?

-Hello?
-Hey.

He's gone.

That sound about right.

Well, I have work
on Monday.

I just wanted to
get home by six o'clock,

do a load of laundry,
be in bed by 9:00,

and not here
looking for Eli again.

All right, babe.

Let's just get him in
a couple hours, all right?

I'm sure
he'll show up.

Or he gets
my car impounded.

Or that time we had to
spend the night in Tijuana

because we had to
bail him out of jail?

That was
five years ago.

Give the man some credit,
he's a little better now.

Mm.

You don't smell that?

All I smell is smoke.

Look.

Someone's been
in here, Mark.

-What are you talkin' about?
-This lock.

It's flipped backwards.

Are you sure
it wasn't like that already?

Gimme some credit, okay?

All right, look,
maybe it was the owner.

Right, what if she came
when we was out?

We weren't gone longer
than an hour,

and did you hear any cars
coming up the driveway?

No, baby,
I wasn't paying attention.

Look, I mean,
Chloe's truck is gone.

Did you hear that?

All right, whatever.
But I don't like it.

I don't like this place,
I don't like it here,

I don't like not knowing
where Eli is,

and what's
in this fuckin' pantry

that smells so damn bad--

All right, okay,
okay, okay, okay.

Look, just do me
a favor.

Calm down. Breathe.

And this is what today

was supposed to be
all about, right?

We're gonna have
plenty more freakouts

for the rest
of our lives.

Let's not worry
about Eli,

or the dead bodies
under the cabin.

That's not funny.

Let's just enjoy our last
few hours of peace and quiet.

Now come have
this nightcap with me.

Okay.
All right.

Come on, Michael Myers.

Tired. What time is it?

Like 9:30.

It's cold out here, too.

Let's see if there's a little
life left in this fire.

What-- look.

There's something out there.

What?

Don't you see it?
There's something out there.

Watching us.

Babe, I don't see anything.

Maybe it's just shadows
or somethin' playin' tricks.

Mark, I know what I saw.
And someone is watching us.

O-- okay. All right, all right.
I believe you.

Just go inside.

You're not gonna
come with me?

I'm gonna put
the fire out first.

Just go on inside,
lock the door and...

- wait for me.
- Well, don't be long.

Right behind you.

Eli?

Y'all hear that ringin'?
It's the cops.

9-1-1 operator.
What's your emergency?

Hello-- hello? Yes, yes, yes.
Um, I called earlier.

Me and my girlfriend
are stayin' up over at,

uh, 12 Turtle Lake Road.

-Sir, is this about the cow?
-It's not about the damn cow.

Somebody's out here
messin' with us.

Fuck!

- What happened?
- Close all the windows

-a-- a-- and lock 'em.
-What happened? What's wrong?

- Just do it!
- Okay.

Fuck.

What did you see out there?

What was it, Mark?

Um...

What was it?

Uh... I think I saw
somethin' i-- in the lake.

I think it was a hand.

What?

I saw a fuckin' hand
in the lake, Shaina.

Like, a human hand?

Yeah. I'm pretty sure of it.

We need
to get outta here.

Right, right, right.
Give me your phone.

It's in the car.

Why the fuck
would you leave it in the car?

I don't know, Mark.
Where's your phone?

Where are the keys?

You're not going out there.

I'm just going to
get the phone.

-Mm-mm.
-Babe, I'll be right back,

all right?

If somethin' happens, just
flick the lights or somethin'.

Come on, come on,
come on, come on.

Come on, Eli.

Fuck.

Yo-yo, this is Eli.
You know what to do.

Eli, it's me.

Call Shaina's phone as soon
as you get this message.

Somebody's out here
fuckin' with us

and we're about to bounce.

I'mma try texting you.

This piece of fuckin' shit.

Oh, shit.

Did you recognize the car?

No.

Look,
just turn off all the lights

and stay away
from the windows.

You called Eli, didn't you?

Yeah.

But he, uh--
he didn't pick up.

Sounds weird, but...

I heard you calling him, Mark.

From in here.
I heard you calling him.

That doesn't make sense.
Are you sure?

Call him again.

Shh. Get-- get down.

Hello?

Sound like
the girl from earlier.

Taylor?

Hello?

-Hey.
-Oh, hey, sorry.

I didn't know
anyone was home.

Uh, nah, it's all good,
we were, uh,

just in the back
takin' a, uh, nap.

Uh, come in, come in.

I really didn't mean to
interrupt.

It's just I can't
seem to find my car keys.

Have you guys seen them?

No, I, uh-- I haven't seen ca--
have you seen car keys?

I haven't seen anything,
I'm sorry.

Okay, thanks.
It was worth a shot.

I'm just
gonna go check outside.

No, wait.
Maybe you can help us.

Um, when we got back,
Eli was gone, and...

he's not picking up his phone,
so, I was just thinking,

maybe since he was
with your friend--

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you want me to text Chloe?

-That would be great.
-Yeah, of course. No problem.

Hey, uh, you, uh,
want some water or somethin'?

Yeah, I'd love water.

Thank you.

Hey.

Are these yours?

Oh, my gosh,
thank you so much.

-You're a lifesaver.
-Where'd you find those?

Just over there
on the counter.

But Taylor, you didn't
come in here, did you?

No, you guys
didn't bring them inside?

Um, maybe Eli.

Oh, it's Chloe.

Okay, she said,
"We're at drifters."

Which is
a bar in town, so--

And Eli's with her?

Yes,
she said Eli is with her,

but he's really
not feeling well.

He's sick, so he's been
in the bathroom, I guess.

I mean,
that sound about right.

Yeah.

Uh, so-- so, I mean,
what you wanna do,

you wanna wait for him here
or you wanna go

-pick him up?
-I wanna go.

We can find us
some cheapy hotel

along the way,
I don't care.

But this place
is freaking me out.

All right, well, let's just
go pack up our things

and we'll just
get him on the way out.

Okay.

Is everything all right?

Yeah, it's just--

I'm not used to
all this peace and quiet.

It's just--

it's kind of making me crazy,

and so I think
we're just gonna cut this short

and go home
a little early.

Mm, okay.

Are you guys
expecting someone?

No.

Howdy, folks.

I'm Sherriff Wingrad.

I heard there was a disturbance
out here this evening.

Yeah, yeah, that--
that was me.

Taylor,
what are you doing here?

I was hangin' out with Chloe.

Did she ditch you again?

When are you
gonna learn that girl

only has
one thing on her mind?

I know.

All right.
What seems to be the problem?

Um...

somebody's been
messin' with us.

Messin' how?

Somebody was
watching us down by the fire.

All right.

Can you
describe 'em for me?

It was dark,
and I only got a glimpse.

What about you?

Well, no, I mean,

I actually--
I didn't see anything.

So, you think you saw
somebody but you can't be sure.

Mark, why don't you tell her

about what you saw
down at the lake?

It's probably best
if I show you.

Lead the way.

Taylor, do you think
you can keep an eye

on that young lady
while we're gone?

Yeah, not like I have
anywhere else to be.

All right.

Lock the door behind us,
just to be safe.

All right, let's go.

What'd I miss?

Look. It was...

it was over here.

Hey, watch it, watch it.

What am I lookin' for?

I-- I came down to get water

to-- to put out the fire,
okay, and...

I'm tellin' you,
it was a noise,

or a splash
or somethin',

and I shine my light
and it was right there.

It was a fuckin' hand.

I notice you kids
are having a little party

back in the cabin.

You take any drugs?

I mean, I had
a couple beers, all right?

But-- I know it sounds crazy,
but I know what I saw.

It was
a severed hand in the water.

Okay, relax now.

I'm not trying
to bust you, I'm just

trying to figure out
what it is you really saw.

Oh, shit.

Yo...

Fuck.

Do you wear
glasses or contacts?

When I read, yeah.

And did you
have 'em in earlier?

- No.
- Okay.

Chloe just said
that they're gonna head back

once your friend is
good enough to ride in her car

without getting too sick.

Fuckin' asshole.

Uh, in his defense,
no one ever says no to Chloe.

I could see that.

Eli made a joke that it must be
something in the water.

It's more like
a limited gene pool.

Everyone in Shady Grove
is related,

which makes
dating a nightmare.

It's also
really hard to stand out

when everyone
looks the exact same.

It's why I got the ink.
To stand out.

-Do you wanna see?
-Sure.

Check it out.

Oh, my God.
It's amazing.

I mean,
that's what everyone tells me,

but I can't really
see it for myself.

How long did it take?

Took about a year, on and off.

Basically whenever
I had money to pay for it.

It looks painful.
Did it hurt?

Not really, I mean,
it's kind of the point, right?

Yeah, I guess.

Do you have any tattoos?

Yeah, just this little...

I actually
got it with Eli.

It's so cute.

Mark used to
have this really tiny coupe.

Um, and I'm-- mind you,
I'm super claustrophobic,

so I refused
to sit in the back,

and Eli
had to every single time.

And so, he used to kick the
back of the seat and scream,

"Oh, Shaina needs
to spread her wings."

Now, I know
that he was making fun of me,

but it kinda stuck.

-Like, literally.
-Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Do you remember seein' a farm

that you passed
on the way here?

Yes, what-- why?

Yeah, well,
that's the Hilton boys' farm.

We've been
gettin' complaints for years

about their improper
disposal of livestock.

Sometimes they just
pile 'em up

in a big pile
and burn 'em.

Causing a funk
you would not believe.

Other times,
they'll just chop up the bits

and toss 'em
right in there.

The-- well,
I don't know, all right?

Maybe. I-- maybe.

Look,
you are not the first person

who's called
in a panic because some

nasty carcass parts
have washed up to shore.

But, um,
while the Hilton boys are

certainly not
rocket scientists,

they are not killers.

All right, hoh, hoh!
Hey, are you okay?

Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, I just...

got lightheaded
for a second.

I'm gonna
ask you one more time...

are you on somethin'?

No.

All right,
look, this is--

a lot's been happenin'
in the day, okay?

I-- I just forgot to eat.

All right, well,

let's get you
back to the cabin.

Come on.

Did you
and Eli ever hook up?

No. God, no.

He is not my type.

-And your boyfriend is--
-More my type?

- Oh.
- Yeah.

-Nice.
-Mm-hmm.

They're both really cute.

Oh, you have to--

Wait...

how did you
know to do that?

Jiggle it?

Oh, I-- I guess
I saw you guys do it earlier.

Hey!

What--
what happened to him?

Exactly
what I've been askin'.

I'm good.

I already asked him
if he's on something.

I'm just tired.

And the bloodshot eyes?

He's not drunk,
he only had one glass of wine.

Well, my advice would be
to drink a lot of water

and try to get some sleep.

Come on, did you show
her what you saw outside?

Yes, babe, all right?

But maybe--
I don't know, maybe I--

Someone came in here
while we were outside

and they went in there.

And what's in there?

I don't know. It's locked.

But we heard our friend's phone
ringing from in there.

You think
your friend is in the pantry?

I don't know what to think.

I just know what I heard.

And there is this smell.

Don't you smell it?

I only smell the fire.

Hello? It's the sheriff.

Anybody in there?

What's his number?
Why don't I just call him?

Um, uh, 312...

869...

4021.

Put it on speaker.

312-869-4021.

Mm-hmm.

- What--
- Put it on speaker!

Yo, yo, this is Eli,

you know what to do.

Sorry.

Didn't mean
to flip out like that.

It's really not a problem.

I'm gonna head out anyways.
It's getting really late.

But why don't
I give you my number

just in case
your friend doesn't show up?

Thank you.

Well,
I don't know what to tell you.

My best advice
would be to lock the doors

and just
try to get some shuteye.

All right,
you folks have my number.

You give me a call if anything
out of the ordinary happens.

And for the record...

I don't think
the two of you are crazy.

I think you did
see somethin' out there.

There's a lot
of hanky stuff out there,

but it doesn't mean
it meant you any harm.

All right?

Now,
if I don't hear from you,

I will be here first thing
in the morning to check on you.

- You take care.
- Thank you.

What the fuck was that, Mark?

Did you and Eli
take something?

No.

What was it? Shrooms?
Ecstasy?

-Tell me that you--
-No, I wouldn't do

no shit like that,
all right, without tellin' you.

Man, give me some credit.
I ain't you.

What's that supposed to mean?

You don't think
I know what's going on

between you and Taylor?

There is nothing
going on with me and Taylor.

She gave me her number just
in case Eli didn't come back.

No, I saw the way
you looked at her, all right?

Everybody saw that shit.
It's embarrassin'.

You let me talk
like a crazy person,

you don't think
that's embarrassing?

So, what,
this is payback?

I mean, the-- the moment you
expect me to be there for you

and understand
when you betray me,

but the moment you feel like
I don't have your back,

you punish me?

I am not
trying to punish you, Mark.

There is something
fucked up happening here,

and you and nobody else
is listening to me.

Then call
your fuckin' girlfriend.

Maybe she'll listen.

Hey, whoa,
what are you doing?

Nothing fucking happened.

What are you doing?

They gonna make us
pay for that.

I don't care.

You just
had to know, huh?

What?

Thanks for having my back.

How's this my fault?

I'll be in the shower.

Babe?

Yeah, I heard you.

You gonna be mad at me
for the rest of the night?

I don't wanna fight.

I just wanna
get past this night

and get on
with the rest of our lives.

Together.

Okay. Whatever.

Peace offering.

You ate a bite.

I had to.

Had to make sure
it wasn't poisoned.

But you don't
even like ice cream.

I know.

No, seriously.
What are you on?

Life.

No, seriously.

I'm just exhausted.

Promise.

I know.

Go get in the shower.

Okay.

Hey. Don't drown in there.

You do care.

And lock up
before you come back in here.

Aye, aye, captain.

Oh, shit.

Shit.

Damn it.

Mark?

I can't breathe in here.

Man, who the fuck are you?

Wait, who the...

Wait, wait, wait..

Why you gon' do that?

Mark?

Wait. Fuck.

Wait, wait. Don't-- don't--
don't do that. Wait, yo.

Are you okay?
Get up, get up, get up.

It's Taylor.

Yeah. Here.

You gotta
make yourself throw up.

What?

Whatever they gave us,
I only got a small dose.

Oh, shit.

She was
trying to kill me.

I know, I saw.

Hey, look, I'm sorry.

You don't need to explain,

we just need
to get out of here.

What are you doing?
You think it's normal?

I don't know, I just know
we need to get out of here,

so come on, stand up.

Good job. Let's go.

Put these on.
I'm gonna find my keys.

Wait, wait...

we can't leave Eli.

Mark, we don't
even know if Eli is alive.

Well,
but you spoke to him.

The only person
that spoke to him

just tried to kill you.

Oh, fuck.

Who are these people?
What-- what did we do to them?

Come on, let's go!

Shit, look.

What the fuck
do they want from us?

Oh, man.

We're gonna need to
find another way out of here.

There's too many of 'em.
We not gon' make it.

Come on. Let's go.

Oh, shit.

Help. Help.

Help!

Help, help, come in here.

Come on,
let's take her to the couch.

Come on,
let's put her on the top.

Good girl.

All right, lighter.

You feel that?

What is it?

There's something back here.

There's something here.

What the hell is...

Hurry.

Sit right there. Sit down.

What is this place?

Look.

They've been
watching this this entire time?

Holy shit. What are you doing?

It's time stamped.

They've been recording us.

What the fuck is this?

No, no, no, no,
no, no, turn around, Eli.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, shit.

What is it?

Watch them.
Keep an eye on them.

Where the fuck
are you going?

I'll be right back.

Shaina!

Shit. Shaina!

They know
we're down here!

Shaina!

Shaina.
Shaina, baby, we have to move.

No use...

What are you talkin' about?

Eli...

Christ.

Fuck.

Baby, look,
they're comin' for us, okay?

We gotta move now.

And go where?

We're trapped.
We're trapped.

I'm sure if they
found a way into the cabin

there had to be
another way out.

Over here.

Think it's a way out.

Shaina.

I need you, all right?

I can't do this by myself,
I need you to be strong.

You have nothin'
to be sorry about.

We're in this together.

I promise I'll look after you.
The both of you.

But if we're gonna have any
chance of gettin' outta here,

we gotta get movin' now.

We can't just leave
his body like that.

I have an idea.

Jesus Christ.

What if it's a dead end?

We'll find out together.

Come on.

There.

Go!

Oh, shit.

Lighter. Lighter. Lighter.

Help!

Help!

Wait.

What are you doing?

Buyin' us more time.

Fuck.

It won't budge.

Just push harder!
Try again!

Fuck.

Push, push!

You can go, you can go,
you can make it, go!

Oh, fuck!

Go, go, go,
I'll be fine.

Hey.

That's for Eli.

Bitch.

Baby, we gotta go.

There's the way.

You scared me.

Chloe?

Shit.

It's the girl
from the field.

Just grab the hammer
and put on the mask.

Anyone there?
Where'd everyone go?

It's you.

-Don't let her hurt me.
-Shut up.

I can still feel him...

-inside of me--
-Ah!

Oh, fuck.

Take one more step
and I'll slit

your fuckin' throat.

I told you
I like the pain.

- Stop.
- Baby, let's go,

before the rest comes back.

Please!

-What's wrong with you people?
-Why are you fighting it?

Why are you doing this?

Fuck you.

You'll never
make it out alive!

Shit.

You ready?

Come on.

- Where are the keys?
- I don't know.

The spare.

Okay.

Come on, babe, they
goin' in, they gon' find her

and know we're back here.

You all right?

Hurry up, we gotta go,
we're runnin' out of time.

Ready, okay, two...

Fuck! Fuck!

They just got away!
Go get them!

Now! Go!

There's the main road.

We made it.
We fucking made it.

-Oh, shit!
-Oh, shit!

Help!

What the hell?

- Help!
- Are you kids okay?

-Oh!
-They're coming.

They're coming for us,
you have to stop them.

Who? Who?

The freaks at the cabin.

They had these masks.

They-- they--
they were trying killing us.

-You're not making any sense.
-Just listen to me!

They're trying to kill us.

Okay, just-- let's
take you to the station.

Get in the car.

Oh, my God.
They're coming.

What the hell?

-Stay back!
-Shoot them!

Everybody stay back.
You stay.

All right,
you get in the car.

Get in the car.
I'll hold 'em back.

I'm gonna
get you outta here.

Hurry!

Hurry, they're everywhere!

When I saw your profile,

I knew you'd be
a perfect addition

to our little town.

Shady Grove
has gone stagnant.

What do you mean?

We need
to change with the times.

Add a little
diversity to our community.

So fucking cra--
all you guys are fucking crazy!

Let me out!

For nearly 200 years,

we've existed
without the interference

of the fragile male ego.

Look around.
We're all sisters here.

We share
everything we have.

There's no fighting.

No jealousy.

No violence
between sisters.

No...

I don't expect you
to understand right now.

But you will.

Get me out of here!
You guys are fucking crazy!

Stop!

Mark!

Get up!

Stop!

No!

One more.

One more.
You can do it, come on.

Come on.
One more push.

He's beautiful.

God has granted us
with another baby boy.

We return him to the ground.

Can I hold her?

Just be careful
with her head, okay?

Mama's here.

It's okay.

You're safe
with mama, baby girl.

You're safe with mama.

Pretty girl.