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Lauren: FEAST YOUR EYES
ON A FAMILIAR SETTING --
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THE BRIDE'S ROOM.
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RECOGNIZE THE USUAL SUSPECTS?
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THE ATTENTIVE BRIDESMAIDS,
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THE RELIEVED MOTHER OF
THE BRIDE, THE RADIANT BRIDE,
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AND THE FLOWER GIRL,
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WHO DREAMS OF THE DAY WHEN
SHE'LL BE HOLDING THE BOUQUET.
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THEN THERE'S ME.
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WHO IS THIS MYSTERY WOMAN
WITH A CUSHION FULL OF PINS?
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I'M LAUREN CRANDELL, AND I'M
A JUNIOR WEDDING CONSULTANT.
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JUNIOR MEANING
THAT MY BOSS BARKS THE ORDERS
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WHILE I DO THE WORK.
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I'M A SEAMSTRESS, A GOPHER,
AN ASSISTANT -- YOU NAME IT.
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WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE SURE
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THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE PERFECT
ON THAT BIG DAY.
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AND ALTHOUGH YOU MIGHT
NOT BELIEVE ME,
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EVERYTHING TYPICALLY
DOES WORK OUT.
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WELL, MOST OF THE TIME.
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WHOA!
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Man: ARE YOU OKAY?
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YES.
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Woman: OH, NO!
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[ "HAVA NAGILA" PLAYS ]
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AAAH!
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WEDDINGS, BY THEIR VERY NATURE,
ARE FRAUGHT WITH PERIL.
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THAT'S WHY YOU NEED ME.
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ON YOUR BIG DAY,
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IT'S MY JOB TO TAKE CARE
OF ANYTHING THAT GOES WRONG.
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I WORRY FOR YOU.
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I TROUBLESHOOT, PROBLEM SOLVE,
AND ON OCCASION, WORK MIRACLES.
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OKAY, YOUR TURN.DON'T FORGET TO SMILE.
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YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.
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THANK YOU.
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ALL RIGHT. DAD?
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HAVING HELPED TO PLAN
IN EXCESS OF 100 WEDDINGS,
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I'VE COME TO REALIZE THAT THERE
ARE A SET OF UNSPOKEN RULES
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THAT EVERY WEDDING CONSULTANT
SHOULD KNOW.
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RULE NUMBER ONE -- DO THE WORK
AND NEVER TAKE THE CREDIT.
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LET THE BRIDE AND GROOM
FEEL RESPONSIBLE
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FOR THEIR PERFECT DAY.
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HELPING THEM ACHIEVE THEIR DREAMMAKES IT ALL WORTHWHILE.
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HELLO?
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OH, HI! YEAH.
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I CALLED ABOUT BOOKING A BAND
ON OCTOBER 10th,
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AND THE BRIDE AND GROOM
WOULD LOVE
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SOMEONE WHO COULD DO
BOTH ROCK AND POLKA.
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]UH-HUH.
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CAN YOU HANG ON ONE SECOND?
OKAY.
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HELLO, "TYING THE KNOT."
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OH, HI, BARBARA.
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GOSH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M SO SORRY THAT YOU GOT IN A
FIGHT WITH YOUR MAID OF HONOR.
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU'RE WEDDING ISN'T UNTIL 2007,
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SO I'M SURE YOU GUYS
WILL MAKE UP BY THEN.
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Man: HERE YOU GO.
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NO, I DON'T THINK WE NEED
TO GET A BACKUP.
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NO. [ LAUGHS ]
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OKAY, I'M GONNA CALL YOU
AS SOON AS I CAN.
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ALL RIGHT. THANKS. BYE-BYE.
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HI. OKAY. SORRY ABOUT THAT.
WHERE WERE WE?
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Gennifer:
LAUREN, GET IN HERE!
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UM, ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M SO SORRY TO DO THIS,
BUT I HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK.
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ALL RIGHT. BYE-BYE. YES?
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YOU'RE NEVER GOINGTO BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED.
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WHAT?
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WE JUST LANDEDDARLA TEDANSKI'S WEDDING!
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WHO'S DARLA TEDANSKI?
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THE SAUSAGE KING'S
DAUGHTER.
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THAT'S GREAT.
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NO, IT'S NOT GREAT,
IT'S MONUMENTAL.
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IT'S GOING TO BE THE MOSTHIGH-PROFILE WEDDING IN CHICAGO.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT MEANS?
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UH, LONG WORKDAYS
AND VIRTUALLY NO SLEEP?
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IT MEANS A GUARANTEEDCOVER STORY IN "BRIDE'S DAY."
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IMAGINE THE PUBLICITY.
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ANYWAY, DON'T THINK I FORGOTABOUT YOU, MISSY.
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IF EVERYTHING GOES OFFWITHOUT A HITCH,
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YOU'LL GET THAT PROMOTIONWE TALKED ABOUT.
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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DEAD SERIOUS.
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LAUREN CRANDELL,
SENIOR CONSULTANT.
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YOUR OWN ACCOUNTS,
YOUR OWN ASSISTANT,
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AND OF COURSE, A RAISE.
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I-I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
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DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
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THAT INTERVIEWERWILL BE HERE IN 10 MINUTES.
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YOU NEED TO PREPARE.
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I'M ON IT.
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"BRIDE'S DAY"
IS MY FAVORITE MAGAZINE...
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ESPECIALLY WHEN
I'M PROFILED IN IT.
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[ LAUGHS ]
OH, CAREFUL DEAR.
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THAT CHINA IS WORTH MORE
THAN YOUR SALARY.
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CRANBERRY SCONE?
I MADE THEM MYSELF.
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DIDN'T MOMMY, SNICKERS?
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YOU RUN YOUR OWN BUSINESSAND STILL FIND TIME TO BAKE.
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I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU DO IT.
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I DO.WHAT WAS THAT, DEAR?
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OH, NOTHING, G.
I WAS JUST THINKING OUT LOUD
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ABOUT THE FLOWERS
FOR THE HANSCUM WEDDING.
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WHAT'S THERE TO THINK ABOUT?
THE BRIDE WANTS GARDENIAS.
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BUT GARDENIAS
ARE OUT OF SEASON.
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WE COULD SHIP
FROM CALIFORNIA,
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BUT THEN WE'D GO
OVER BUDGET.
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I THINK LILIES
ARE A NICE ALTERNATIVE.
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ARE YOU A CONSULTANT, TOO?
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JUNIOR CONSULTANT.
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SHE DOES A LITTLE PLANNING
HERE AND THERE,
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BUT IT WOULDN'T BE
A GENNIFER DOUGLAS PRODUCTION
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IF I DIDN'T DO
THE GRUNT WORK.
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[ GROWLING ]
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I'LL BE AT MY DESK
IF YOU NEED ME.
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[ BARKS ]
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NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
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Gennifer: I WAS TELLING YOU
ABOUT THE TEDANSKI WEDDING.
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OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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I MUST SAY, THAT'S QUITEAN UNDERTAKING FOR TWO PEOPLE.
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CORRECTION, DEAR.
ONE PERSON.
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MY RECENTLY SEPARATED ASSISTANT
IS A LITTLE TOO EMOTIONAL
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TO BE HANDLING
THIS BIG OF AN EVENT.
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VERY SAD SITUATION.
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Lauren: JUST FOR THE RECORD,
I AM NOT TOO EMOTIONAL.
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RULE NUMBER TWO --
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A PROFESSIONAL NEVER LETS
HER PERSONAL LIFE
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GET IN THE WAY OF HER WORK.
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I WAS SEPARATED OVER A YEAR AGO,
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AND CONSIDERING
THAT MY HUSBAND CHEATED ON ME,
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IT WAS THE BEST THING
THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED.
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AND ALTHOUGH MY MARRIAGE
DIDN'T WORK OUT,
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I STILL WHOLEHEARTEDLY BELIEVE
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IN THE SANCTITY
OF THE INSTITUTION.
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[ SNICKERS GROWLS AND BARKS ]
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SNICKERS!
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[ GROWLING ]
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STUPID...
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[ TEARING ]
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SNICKERS!
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[ BARKING ]
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MY FIRST STEP
TOWARDS THAT PROMOTION
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WAS A MEETING WITH
THE NEW CLIENT, DARLA TEDANSKI.
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G DESPERATELY WANTED TO COME
BUT SOMETHING CAME UP.
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TRANSLATION -- SHE WAS HAVING
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A "MOMMY AND ME" PORTRAIT
TAKEN WITH SNICKERS.
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EXCUSE ME.
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HEY, DOLL, ARE YOUTHE ZEN ENERGY BAR REP?
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NO. ACTUALLY,
I'M HERE TO MEET DARLA.
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I'M THE WEDDING PLANNER.
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[ GASPS ] YOU'RE LAUREN?KISSES.
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AREN'T YOU YUMMY? HANG ON A SEC.I'LL FETCH BOSS LADY.
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SO HERE I AM WAITING FOR
THE PORK PRINCESS TO ARRIVE.
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WONDER IF SHE LOOKS
LIKE HER FATHER.
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OKAY, SO DARLA
DIDN'T LOOK ANYTHING
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LIKE A PORK KING'S DAUGHTER.
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YOU MUST BE LAUREN.
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HI. IT'S SO NICE
TO MEET YOU.
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LIKEWISE.
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SO, TELL ME, HOW LONGHAVE YOU BEEN G's ASSISTANT?
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THREE YEARS.OH, THAT'S COMMENDABLE.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DOIF I HAD TO WORK UNDER SOMEONE.
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WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU DO?
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I RUN MY OWN ADVERTISING AGENCY.TALK ABOUT STRESSFUL.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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ANYWAY, ENOUGH ABOUT ME.
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G TELLS ME YOU AREFLAWLESS WITH DETAILS.
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MY THERAPIST CALLS IT
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER.
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THAT'S A GOOD THING
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CONSIDERING THE WEDDING'SIN A MONTH.
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A MONTH?
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YEAH, WE WERE WORKINGWITH ANOTHER PLANNER,
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BUT WE JUST KEPT
BUTTING HEADS.
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SO [GROANS] HERE IS OUR FILEFROM THE LAST CONSULTANT.
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IT INCLUDES MY LIKES ANDMY DISLIKES ALL THE WAY DOWN
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TO WHAT SHOES I THINK
THE FLOWER GIRL SHOULD WEAR.
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SORRY TO INTERRUPT. YOGI BRITNEYAGGRAVATED HER SCIATICA.
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OH, MY GOD. I TOLD YOU
NO LOTUS POSITION, BRITNEY!
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I GOTTA GO. IF YOU HAVEANY QUESTIONS, PLEASE RING MARC.
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LAUREN, GOOD LUCK.
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OH, MY GOD, BRITNEY. BRITNEY!
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MARC, MARC. HE'S FINE.
IT'S HERE IS THE PROBLEM.
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CAN WE GET SOME ICE
OR AN AMBULANCE?
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WHY IS EVERYONE
NOT DOING ANYTHING?!
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MARC!
YES.
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PLEASE!
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WHY DO I HIRE YOU PEOPLE?!
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Lauren: AFTER SPENDING
THE ENTIRE NIGHT
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COLOR-CODING DARLA'S FILE,
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I FIXED ONE MESSY SITUATION
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ONLY TO CRASH HEADFIRST
INTO ANOTHER.
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THE CIBRIANIS, A NICE ITALIAN
COUPLE FROM THE SOUTH SIDE,
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WERE GETTING MARRIED.
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MUCH TO THE BRIDE'S DISMAY,
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THE GROOM DECIDED TO MAKE
A GRAND ENTRANCE.
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HERE I AM!
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RULE NUMBER THREE --
NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE GROOM.
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THEY'VE ONLY COME
TO SEE THE BRIDE.
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WHOO-HOO!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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HA HA!
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ALL RIGHT!
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SO HE'S FINALLY TAKING
THE PLUNGE, HUH?
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YEAH.
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OH!
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OH, MY GOD!
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OH, MY GOD!
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ARE YOU OKAY?
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HOLD ON, HONEY.IT'S OKAY.
EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
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OH, I KNEW SOMETHING LIKE THISWAS GONNA HAPPEN!
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I'LL BE DOWN IN NO TIME!
[ CHUCKLES ]
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STAY PUT, OKAY, BABY?
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I'M A LITTLE NAUSEOUS,
BUT IT'S OKAY.
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I LOVE YOU!
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I LOVE YOU, TOO!
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I'M NOT HURT. I'M NOT HURT.
IT'S OKAY.
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I SHOULD HAVE LISTENEDTO MY MOTHER.
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DON'T WORRY!YOU'RE GONNA BEFINE, HONEY.
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HOW FAST CAN YOU GET A FIRE
TRUCK TO ST. ALFRED'S?
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[ SIREN WAILING ]
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[ HORN HONKS ]
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I'M OKAY! I'M FINE!
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JUST HANG ON.I PROMISE WE'LL GET YOU DOWN.
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YOU'RE ALMOST THERE.
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WHOA.
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IT'S OKAY.OKAY, JUST TRY TO RELAX.
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THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.
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WHERE YOU GOING
ON YOUR HONEYMOON?
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TAHITI.
231
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OKAY, I WANT YOU
TO CLOSE YOUR EYES
232
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AND PRETEND THAT YOU'REALREADY THERE, OKAY?
233
00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:35,477
PICTURE THE WHITE-SAND BEACHES,THE CRYSTAL-CLEAR WATER,
234
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,435
THAT MAI TAI IN YOUR HAND.
235
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I DON'T LIKE FRUITY DRINKS.
236
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FINE, IT'S A BEER.
237
00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:42,440
AND DON'T FORGET TO PUT ONSOME SUNSCREEN.
238
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THE SUN'S REALLY HOT.
239
00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:46,401
YOU'RE DOING GOOD.
240
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KEEP RELAXING.
241
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:05,681
LET ME GUESS --
THE GROOM FELL HEAD OVER HEELS.
242
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[ LAUGHS ]
243
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,729
UH...
244
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,643
WHAT IS HE DOING?
245
00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:13,645
APPLYING SUNSCREEN.
246
00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:17,301
I HAVE HIM VISUALIZING HISHONEYMOON TO STAY CALM.
247
00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:20,261
WHERE EXACTLY DOES HE THINK
THAT HE IS?
248
00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:22,916
TAHITI.TAHITI? THAT'S NICE.
249
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:25,483
YOU EVER BEEN THERE?NO, BUT IT'S ON MY LIST.
250
00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:26,658
YOUR LIST?
251
00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:28,748
UH-HUH. OF PLACES
I WANT TO TRAVEL TO.
252
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:31,402
I DIDN'T REALIZE PEOPLE
ACTUALLY MADE LISTS FOR
THAT SORT OF THING.
253
00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:33,187
OH, I HAVE A LIST
FOR EVERYTHING.
254
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,058
HELPS ME KEEP THINGS
UNDER CONTROL.
255
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:37,234
NOW, WHERE'S
THE FUN IN THAT?
256
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,585
AAAH![ ALL GASPING ]
257
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:43,545
OKAY. THAT'S OKAY.
258
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:45,677
I'M ABOUT TO DIE.NO, NO, NO.
259
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:48,376
I'M NOT GONNA LET THAT HAPPEN,
BUDDY. HOLD ON. HOLD ON.
260
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:50,508
COME HERE.WHOA!
261
00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:53,250
RELAX. THERE WE GO.
262
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:55,513
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]OKAY?
263
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,821
I GOT YOU. I GOT YOU.
264
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,562
THANK YOU.
265
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:05,523
SO YOU'LL THINK TWICE BEFORE
DOING THIS NEXT TIME, HUH?
266
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:09,223
NICE JOB, NICKY.
267
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,573
I WOULD HAVE GONE UP THERE
MYSELF, BUT I JUST ATE LUNCH.
268
00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,096
YEAH, RIGHT.
269
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,098
YOU'RE ALWAYS THE LAST ONE IN,
LITTLE BROTHER,
270
00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:16,752
FIRST ONE OUT, JAY.
271
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:21,452
THANK YOU.BYE.
272
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:23,237
HI.
HI.
273
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,542
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
274
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:27,763
NO, NO, THANK YOU.
YOU WERE GREAT UP THERE.
275
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,331
OH, I WAS JUST
DOING MY JOB.
276
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,420
I'M LAUREN.I'M THE WEDDING PLANNER.
277
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:35,815
NICK, THE FIREMAN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
278
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:38,513
WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?COME ON. YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT.
279
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:41,777
GUESS I'D BETTER GO.
DUTY CALLS.
280
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,432
YEAH, ME TOO.
281
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:45,912
OKAY.
282
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,739
SO, UM...
283
00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:49,350
SEE YOU AROUND.
284
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:50,742
YEAH, I HOPE SO.
285
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,309
BYE.
286
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:53,571
BYE.
287
00:13:57,662 --> 00:14:00,448
OH, DID I TELL YOU
I SAW BRAD'S MOTHER
288
00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:02,363
THE OTHER DAY AT DOMINIC'S?
289
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,365
WE WERE SAYING
WHAT A SHAME IT WAS
290
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,323
THAT THE TWO OF YOU
HAD SPLIT UP.
291
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:09,065
SHE STILL HAS FOND FEELINGS
FOR YOU, YOU KNOW, LAUREN.
292
00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:10,414
TOO BAD HER SON DOESN'T.
293
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,155
YOU KNOW, IT ISN'T TOO LATE
294
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:14,679
TO RECONSIDER
THIS WHOLE DIVORCE THING.
295
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:17,378
MOM, I ALREADY SIGNEDTHE PAPERS.
296
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:19,510
WELL, PERHAPS YOU WERE
A BIT HASTY, DEAR.
297
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,643
MARRIAGE ISN'T A VACATION,
YOU KNOW.
298
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:24,994
IT TAKES A LOT OF HARD WORK
TO KEEP THINGS TOGETHER.
299
00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:26,604
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, DEAR?
300
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:28,345
YES, DEAR.
301
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:31,783
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.
302
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:35,570
YOU TWO SEEMED LIKE
THE PERFECT COUPLE.
303
00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,398
WE JUST GREW APART.
304
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,966
WELL, THAT'S CAUSE FOR
COUNSELING, DEAR, NOT DIVORCE.
305
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:44,187
MARRIAGE ISN'T SOMETHING
THAT YOU CAN TAKE BACK,
306
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:46,189
LIKE A SWEATER
THAT DOESN'T FIT.
307
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,452
Lauren: YOU MAY WONDER
WHY MY MOTHER
308
00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:51,716
IS SO ANXIOUS FOR ME
TO RECONCILE WITH AN ADULTERER.
309
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,806
WELL, FOR STARTERS, SHE DOESN'T
KNOW HE IS ONE.
310
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,373
I DIDN'T HAVE THE GUTS
TO TELL HER.
311
00:14:56,417 --> 00:15:00,769
I MEAN, LOOK AT HER -- SHE'STHE EPITOME OF THE PERFECT WIFE.
312
00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:04,207
I WAS AFRAID TO DISAPPOINT HER.
313
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:07,428
I JUST WANT YOU
TO BE HAPPY.
314
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:11,084
I KNOW, MOM, BUT I DON'T NEEDA MAN TO BE HAPPY.
315
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:15,653
COULDN'T YOU JUST CONSIDER
GIVING BRAD A SECOND CHANCE?
316
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,525
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
317
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:20,093
HELLO? ANYBODY HOME?
318
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:23,966
OH, MY GOD.
YOU DIDN'T!
319
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,750
TRUST ME,
IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
320
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:28,188
HELLO, BRAD.HEY!
321
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:30,494
SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.NICE TO SEE YOU.
322
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:31,931
YOU TOO, HANK.
BRAD.
323
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:34,281
CAN'T WAIT TO TASTE
THAT FAMOUS CHILI OF YOURS.
324
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:36,718
OH, LOOK, LAUREN,HE BROUGHT YOU TRUFFLES!
325
00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:38,372
I KNOW THEY'RE YOUR FAVORITE.
326
00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:39,851
[ LAUGHS ]
NO, THEY'RE NOT.
327
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:42,463
YES, THEY ARE.NO, THEY'RE NOT.
328
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,639
NO ONE CAN POLISH OFF A BOX
OF CHOCOLATES LIKE YOU CAN.
329
00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:46,946
RIGHT?[ Laughing ] RIGHT.
330
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,991
WELL, DID YOU BRINGTHE DIVORCE PAPERS, TOO?
331
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,950
YOU'RE THREE WEEKS LATE
IN SIGNING.
332
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,911
COULD I TALK TO YOU OUTSIDEFOR A MINUTE, PLEASE?
333
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,304
YEAH.
334
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,656
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
335
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:08,445
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
336
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:11,492
YOUR MOM INVITED ME OVER.
337
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:13,407
OKAY, FINE, YOU WANT ME
TO BE HONEST?
338
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:15,409
THAT'D BE A FIRST.
HA HA.
339
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:17,715
LOOK, THE DIVORCE PAPERS
REALLY SCARED ME.
340
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:20,501
YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE FINALITY
OF THE SITUATION.
341
00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:22,416
[ LAUGHS ] I THINK YOU MADETHINGS PRETTY FINAL
342
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:24,287
WHEN YOU SLEPT
WITH OUR MANICURIST.
343
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:27,160
Shh! You want your mom to hear?
She's right there.
344
00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:30,032
[ SIGHS ]
345
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:32,034
WHAT DO YOU WANT, BRAD?
346
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,427
I JUST WANT
A LITTLE MORE TIME.
347
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:35,211
WHY? I'M NOT CHANGINGMY MIND.
348
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:38,040
I KNOW. I JUST NEED TO GET USED
TO THE IDEA, THAT'S ALL.
349
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,390
HONEY, WE USED TO BE
SO GOOD TOGETHER.
350
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:44,220
BACK IN COLLEGE, MAYBE,WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND STUPID.
351
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:45,874
YOU DON'T MEAN THAT.
352
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,484
YES, I DO.
353
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,573
HONEY, TRUST ME. NO ONE KNOWS
YOU BETTER THAN I DO.
354
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:53,055
BRAD, COULD YOU HELP ME OPEN
THIS BOTTLE OF WINE, PLEASE.
355
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,796
SURE THING, MOM.
356
00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:56,972
I'M SO HAPPY
YOU UNDERSTAND.
357
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:00,889
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
358
00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:02,412
THANKS.
359
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:07,461
SO WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LET ME
SET YOU UP WITH SOMEONE?
360
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:10,029
WHY DO MARRIED PEOPLE ALWAYSFEEL THE NEED
361
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,334
TO CONVERT THE SINGLETONS?
362
00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:12,988
MISERY LOVES COMPANY.
363
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,163
VERY FUNNY.
364
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:17,079
WHAT ABOUT MY COUSIN BARRY?HE'S CUTE.
365
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:19,951
HE'S ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT.
366
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:22,737
OKAY, BAD CHOICE.
367
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:25,348
HE'S SWEET.
368
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:28,612
HE'S GAY!
369
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:31,789
WELL, NO ONE EVER MET THEIRHUSBAND IN A BAR ANYWAY.
370
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:34,270
HAVE YOU TRIEDsingleandlooking.com?
371
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:37,926
[ Laughing ] OH, MY GOD.
WOULD YOU STOP?
372
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:39,493
I AM NOT LOOKING.
373
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:41,495
THIS IS NOT PART
OF MY PLAN.
374
00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:43,062
WHAT PLAN?
375
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:46,369
I NEED TO FOCUS ALL OF MY ENERGYON GETTING THAT PROMOTION.
376
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:47,762
OH, PLEASE.
377
00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:49,764
THAT'S JUST AN EXCUSETO KEEP YOURSELF UNAVAILABLE.
378
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,505
IT IS NOT!
379
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:54,551
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I MET
SOMEONE AT THE WEDDING TODAY.
380
00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:57,859
HELLO! DISH IMMEDIATELY!
381
00:17:57,902 --> 00:18:00,296
A FIREMAN.I LOVE FIREMEN.
382
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:03,169
WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS
SO HOT?
383
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:05,171
OH, GOD, I THINK
IT'S THAT UNIFORM.
384
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:06,563
WAS HE A TOTAL HIMBO?
385
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:09,479
NO, ACTUALLY, HE WAS
SO SWEET AND FUNNY
386
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:12,395
AND HAD THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SMILEI'VE EVER SEEN.
387
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,310
HE SOUNDS AMAZING.
I KNOW.
388
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:16,965
HE'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.
389
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:18,575
IF YOU WERE
ACTUALLY LOOKING.
390
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,795
I KNOW.[ CELLPHONE PLAYS
"HERE COMES THE BRIDE" ]
391
00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:22,144
GREAT.
392
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:23,580
BRAD?
393
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:26,409
WORSE.
BARBARA, THE BRIDEZILLA.
394
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:27,932
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
395
00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:28,933
GOOD LUCK.
396
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:30,544
HELLO?
397
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:34,243
BARBARA, YOU DON'T NEED TO ORDERYOUR INVITATIONS THIS WEEK.
398
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:36,767
NO, YOUR WEDDING
ISN'T FOR THREE YEARS.
399
00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:38,595
OH, GOD! SORRY!
OH! SORRY!
400
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:41,076
OH! HI, NICK.
401
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,817
LAUREN, RIGHT?
402
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,949
YEAH.
WOW.
403
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:47,604
I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT YOU ALL DAY.YOU HAVE?
404
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,606
YEAH, ABOUT
YOUR WHOLE LIST THING.
405
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:52,174
OH. [ LAUGHS ]
YOU REMEMBERED?
406
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,480
YES.
407
00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:55,873
UM, SO WHAT ABOUT MY LIST?
408
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:59,181
WELL, YOU SAID THAT YOU MADE
A LIST FOR EVERYTHING, RIGHT?
409
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:00,574
YEAH.
410
00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:03,272
EVEN FOR THE THINGS THAT
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IN A GUY?
411
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,405
YEAH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
412
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,711
THAT LIST IS VERY LONG.
413
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:10,932
[ LAUGHS ]
I'M SURE THAT IS.
414
00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:14,588
SO WOULD TALL, DARK,
SEMI-CHARMING,
415
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:17,504
GOOFY FIREFIGHTER-TYPE
BE ANYWHERE ON THAT LIST?
416
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:19,419
Darla:
DARLING, FETCH MY DRINK?
417
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:20,550
OH.
418
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:22,291
DARLA.
419
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:24,685
LAURA, HEY!
420
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:27,078
IT'S LAUREN, ACTUALLY.
421
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,645
OH, OF COURSE.
I'M SORRY.
422
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,256
THAT'S OKAY.
423
00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:32,388
HOW DO YOU TWO
KNOW EACH OTHER?
424
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:34,303
UM, ACTUALLY,
WE JUST MET TODAY.
425
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:35,913
YEAH.
426
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:38,481
ISN'T THAT NICE?
427
00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:41,876
WELL, UM, I'M GONNA GO AHEADAND GET BACK TO MY FRIEND.
428
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,312
WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US?
429
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:45,793
WELL [SIGHS] YOU PROMISED
YOU WOULD DANCE WITH ME.
430
00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:47,055
COME ON. [ LAUGHS ]
431
00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:50,232
THAT'S OKAY.IT WAS NICE SEEING YOU BOTH.
432
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:51,451
YOU, TOO.
433
00:19:53,453 --> 00:19:54,671
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
434
00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:57,239
YOU ARE NEVER GONNA
BELIEVE THIS.
WHAT?
435
00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:59,067
THE FIREMAN OF MY DREAMS
436
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:02,592
IS MARRYING THE CLIENT
OF MY NIGHTMARES.
437
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:05,160
OH.
438
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,251
CAN WE GO?
439
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:10,470
YES.
440
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:31,839
THERE IT WAS --
JAMES NICHOLAS CORINA.
441
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:33,275
I UNDERSTOOD IMMEDIATELY
442
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:36,409
WHY NICK PREFERRED
HIS MIDDLE NAME TO HIS FIRST.
443
00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:38,237
JAMES WAS WAY TOO UPTIGHT
444
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,283
FOR A HANDSOMEAND FREE-SPIRITED GUY LIKE NICK.
445
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:43,459
[ SIGHS ]
BUT WHAT DOES IT MATTER?
446
00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:48,464
RULE NUMBER FOUR -- NEVER
GET INVOLVED WITH THE GROOM.
447
00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:50,336
[ GROWLS ]
448
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,904
[ YELPS ]
449
00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:02,783
OH, AND CALL JACQUES.
450
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:05,046
FIND OUT IF HE CAN FLY IN
FROM PARIS TO DO MY HAIR.
451
00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:07,788
IF SO, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO BUY A TICKET FOR HIS POODLE.
452
00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:09,964
OH, BEFORE I FORGET,
BOOK ME A SESSION
453
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:12,314
IN THAT HYPERBARIC OXYGEN
CHAMBER, WOULD YOU?
454
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:15,926
Lauren: RULE NUMBER FIVE --
BEWARE OF THE PSYCHO BRIDE.
455
00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:17,450
THE PSYCHO BRIDE IS SOMEONE
456
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:19,539
WHO'S COMPLETELY LOST TOUCH
WITH REALITY.
457
00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:21,541
CASE IN POINT -- DARLA.
458
00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:24,500
BONJOUR, JACQUES, I'M CALLING
FROM MADAME "T's" OFFICE.
459
00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:26,285
I NEED TO TALK CUT AND COLORS.
460
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,504
WHAT DO YOU THINK?STUNNING.
461
00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:30,463
YOU LOOK LIKE A QUEEN.
462
00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:31,638
QUEEN MARY, MAYBE.
463
00:21:31,681 --> 00:21:33,901
THIS SKIRT MAKES ME
LOOK LIKE A SHIP.
464
00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:36,120
OUI, OUI.
S.S. TERRIBLé.
465
00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:37,687
NEXT.
466
00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:40,690
I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU
TO SEE THIS ONE...
467
00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:43,693
JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'M NOT PAID
TO THINK, JUST TO AGREE.
468
00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:45,608
TRUST ME, I UNDERSTAND.
469
00:21:45,652 --> 00:21:48,437
OH, HONEY, THE ONLY TIME I EVER
HEAR THE WORD "EQUAL"
470
00:21:48,481 --> 00:21:50,483
IS WHEN SHE WANTS TWO
IN HER LATTE.
471
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,749
HERE, DOLL, YOU LOOK LIKEYOU COULD USE THIS.
472
00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:56,924
THANKS.
473
00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:58,142
SURE.
474
00:21:58,186 --> 00:21:59,535
Woman: BEAUTIFUL.
475
00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:05,454
OH! WAY TOO J. LO.
476
00:22:05,498 --> 00:22:06,629
WHICH WEDDING?
477
00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:09,980
WHO CARES?WE KNOW HOW THEY ALL TURN OUT.
478
00:22:10,024 --> 00:22:12,592
OKAY, OKAY, THIS ISN'T WORKING.
TRY AGAIN.
479
00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:17,771
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
480
00:22:17,814 --> 00:22:19,381
THAT'S PRETTY.
481
00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:21,949
VERY FLIRTY.
482
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:29,086
NO. NO.
483
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,307
NO.
484
00:22:36,746 --> 00:22:39,401
Woman:HERE WE ARE.TRY THIS.
485
00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:44,580
PERFECTION.
486
00:22:44,624 --> 00:22:47,627
NO. STUPID.
487
00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:49,846
LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.[ LAUGHS ]
488
00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:56,113
Lauren: RULE NUMBER SIX IS AN
ADDENDUM TO RULE NUMBER FIVE --
489
00:22:56,157 --> 00:22:58,594
THE ONLY THING WORSE
THAN THE PSYCHO BRIDE
490
00:22:58,638 --> 00:23:01,423
IS THE INDECISIVE BRIDE.
491
00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:02,946
NO.
492
00:23:04,731 --> 00:23:05,993
NICE.
493
00:23:06,036 --> 00:23:08,038
DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.
494
00:23:09,736 --> 00:23:11,346
NO. NO.
495
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:14,088
OKAY.
496
00:23:14,131 --> 00:23:15,481
NO.
497
00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:20,660
NO, FORGET IT.
498
00:23:24,141 --> 00:23:26,405
Woman: OH, YES.
499
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:28,363
[ GASPS ]
500
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,279
OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S THE ONE.
501
00:23:31,322 --> 00:23:33,760
IT'S ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.
502
00:23:33,803 --> 00:23:35,805
LAUREN?Lauren: I HATED IT.
503
00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:38,504
NOT BECAUSE
SHE DIDN'T LOOK BEAUTIFUL,
504
00:23:38,547 --> 00:23:41,289
BUT BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE
THE DRESS I WORE AT MY WEDDING.
505
00:23:41,332 --> 00:23:42,769
I WANTED TO CRY.
506
00:23:42,812 --> 00:23:46,773
BUT SINCE I'M A PROFESSIONAL,
I DID THE NEXT BEST THING.
507
00:23:46,816 --> 00:23:48,209
I LIED.
508
00:23:48,252 --> 00:23:50,777
THE DRESS SIMPLY
DOESN'T DO YOU JUSTICE.
509
00:23:54,128 --> 00:23:56,173
[ SIGHS ]
510
00:23:56,217 --> 00:23:59,568
WELL, I THINK WE HAVE TO HAVE
SOMETHING CUSTOM-MADE THEN.
511
00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:03,746
AFTER A MISERABLE DAY
WITH DARLA,
512
00:24:03,790 --> 00:24:05,618
I WAS LOOKING FORWARD
TO THE SURPRISE
513
00:24:05,661 --> 00:24:07,489
BONNIE SAID SHE HAD
IN STORE FOR ME.
514
00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:10,144
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
IT WAS THE FIREMAN'S BALL?
515
00:24:10,187 --> 00:24:11,841
BECAUSE I KNEW
YOU WOULDN'T COME.
516
00:24:11,885 --> 00:24:13,974
[ SIGHS ] YOU'RE RIGHT.
NICK IS ENGAGED.
517
00:24:14,017 --> 00:24:16,411
SO? IF HE'S INDICATIVE
OF THE FIREFIGHTER SPECIES,
518
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,978
THERE ARE BOUND TO BE OTHERS.
519
00:24:18,021 --> 00:24:19,762
I JUST DON'T WANT
TO RUN INTO HIM.
520
00:24:19,806 --> 00:24:21,938
YOU WON'T.
THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE HERE.
521
00:24:21,982 --> 00:24:22,939
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
522
00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:24,375
NICK.
BONNIE.
523
00:24:24,419 --> 00:24:25,986
VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.PLEASURE.
524
00:24:27,857 --> 00:24:29,859
SO, ARE YOU
ON YOUR OWN TONIGHT?
525
00:24:29,903 --> 00:24:31,295
YES, I AM.
526
00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:33,384
AH, ME TOO.
527
00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:35,909
I LOVE THAT FLOWER RIGHT IN YOURHAIR, THE LILY.
528
00:24:35,952 --> 00:24:37,301
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
529
00:24:37,345 --> 00:24:39,739
OH, THANKS. [ LAUGHS ]
IT'S MY FAVORITE FLOWER.
530
00:24:39,782 --> 00:24:41,349
I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT.
531
00:24:41,392 --> 00:24:43,612
SO, HOW DO YOU KNOW NICKY?
532
00:24:43,656 --> 00:24:45,745
OH, WE MET AT A WEDDING.
533
00:24:45,788 --> 00:24:47,355
LAUREN'S A WEDDING PLANNER.
534
00:24:47,398 --> 00:24:49,749
OH, AND WHAT EXACTLYDOES A WEDDING PLANNER DO?
535
00:24:49,792 --> 00:24:52,665
OH [LAUGHS] I DON'T WANT
TO BORE ANYONE.
536
00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:56,538
OH, YOU WON'T BORE ANYONE.
TELL THEM ABOUT MR. CIBRIANI.
537
00:24:56,582 --> 00:24:58,714
OH, THE DANGLING GROOM?YEAH.
538
00:24:58,758 --> 00:25:01,369
THIS GUY THOUGHT
THAT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA
539
00:25:01,412 --> 00:25:04,241
TO RAPPEL HIS WAY
TO THE ALTAR.
540
00:25:04,285 --> 00:25:06,156
YEAH, WELL, HIS BRIDE
DIDN'T THINK SO.
541
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,636
SHE SMACKED HIM.
542
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,769
I KNOW. SHE WANTED TO CALL
THE WHOLE THING OFF
543
00:25:09,812 --> 00:25:12,119
UNTIL I TOLD HER SHE'D HAVE
TO RETURN THE PRESENTS.
544
00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:13,468
[ LAUGHTER ]
545
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:15,383
THAT ALL SOUNDS
SO STRESSFUL.
546
00:25:15,426 --> 00:25:18,299
OH, PLEASE, IT'S NOT LIKE
SAVING PEOPLE'S LIVES.
547
00:25:18,342 --> 00:25:20,344
WELL, LIVES
AREN'T WORTH SAVING
548
00:25:20,388 --> 00:25:23,086
WITHOUT GOOD RELATIONSHIPS
AND CELEBRATIONS.
549
00:25:23,130 --> 00:25:24,392
[ CHUCKLES ]
550
00:25:24,435 --> 00:25:27,526
WELL SAID.
I'LL DRINK TO THAT.
551
00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:28,744
CHEERS.
552
00:25:28,788 --> 00:25:31,181
Bonnie: CHEERS.
553
00:25:31,225 --> 00:25:32,879
Lauren: I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.
554
00:25:32,922 --> 00:25:36,360
MY EX-HUSBAND COULDN'T TELL
PEOPLE WHAT I DID FOR A LIVING
555
00:25:36,404 --> 00:25:37,840
WITHOUT A PATRONIZING LAUGH,
556
00:25:37,884 --> 00:25:39,189
AND HERE WAS A MAN
557
00:25:39,233 --> 00:25:43,672
WHO NOT ONLY APPROVED
BUT ACTUALLY UNDERSTOOD.
558
00:25:43,716 --> 00:25:46,066
THERE WAS ONLY ONE
TINY, LITTLE PROBLEM --
559
00:25:46,109 --> 00:25:48,024
HE WAS ABOUT
TO MARRY SOMEONE ELSE.
560
00:25:48,068 --> 00:25:50,592
THAT MAN
IS SERIOUSLY INTO YOU.
561
00:25:50,636 --> 00:25:51,811
NO, HE ISN'T.
562
00:25:51,854 --> 00:25:54,465
IT'S A CLASSIC CASEOF GROOM PANIC SYNDROME.
563
00:25:54,509 --> 00:25:57,381
IT'S WHEN ENGAGED MENFREAK OUT OVER THE FACT
564
00:25:57,425 --> 00:25:59,993
THAT THEY'LL ONLY BE ONE WOMANFOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES.
565
00:26:00,036 --> 00:26:02,865
TRUST ME, NICK WOULD FIND EVENA LAMPPOST ATTRACTIVE RIGHT NOW.
566
00:26:02,909 --> 00:26:04,432
I DOUBT THAT.
567
00:26:04,475 --> 00:26:05,868
OH, NO.
568
00:26:05,912 --> 00:26:08,392
I HAVE TO GO SAVE ROBERT
FROM THE FIRE CHIEF'S WIFE.
569
00:26:08,436 --> 00:26:10,394
OKAY, GO AHEAD.
570
00:26:10,438 --> 00:26:12,222
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
571
00:26:12,266 --> 00:26:13,789
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
572
00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:15,182
HEY!
573
00:26:15,225 --> 00:26:18,577
[ LAUGHS ] WHAT?
YOU DON'T LIKE MY DANCING?
574
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:19,882
UM, NO.
575
00:26:19,926 --> 00:26:22,145
I DON'T REALLY WANT TO DANCE,BUT THANK YOU.
576
00:26:22,189 --> 00:26:25,148
OH, COME ON,I'M A VIRTUAL FRED ASTAIRE HERE.
577
00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:27,498
HEY, JAY, THINK MAYBE IT'S TIME
YOU GO HOME, BRO.
578
00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:30,371
OH, COME ON, DON'T START
WITH THE GOOD BROTHER ROUTINE.
579
00:26:30,414 --> 00:26:31,938
I'M WORKING HERE.
580
00:26:31,981 --> 00:26:35,115
HOW ABOUT
THE SOBER BROTHER ROUTINE?
581
00:26:35,158 --> 00:26:38,466
FINE. THE OPEN BAR'S
CLOSED ANYWAY.
582
00:26:38,509 --> 00:26:40,076
HASTA LA VISTA.
583
00:26:42,078 --> 00:26:44,037
SORRY.
584
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,039
I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE'S YOUR BROTHER.
585
00:26:46,082 --> 00:26:47,910
HE'S ACTUALLY
A REALLY GOOD GUY,
586
00:26:47,954 --> 00:26:49,695
HE JUST GETS
OUT OF CONTROL SOMETIMES.
587
00:26:49,738 --> 00:26:51,305
HE'S A LITTLE STRESSED
RIGHT NOW.
588
00:26:51,348 --> 00:26:53,655
SORRY.
589
00:26:53,699 --> 00:26:57,833
MAYBE WE SHOULD DANCE,
YOU KNOW, FOR OUR OWN SAFETY.
590
00:26:57,877 --> 00:26:59,705
[ LAUGHS ] SURE.
591
00:27:06,189 --> 00:27:08,148
YOU'RE NOT BAD AT THIS.
592
00:27:08,191 --> 00:27:10,324
THANK YOU.
593
00:27:10,367 --> 00:27:12,413
MY MOM TAUGHT ME
A THING OR TWO.
594
00:27:12,456 --> 00:27:15,198
SHE TOLD ME THAT
A WOMAN DOESN'T WANT A MAN
595
00:27:15,242 --> 00:27:16,460
WITH TWO LEFT FEET.
596
00:27:16,504 --> 00:27:18,637
I THINK SHE WAS TALKING
ABOUT MY DAD.
597
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,943
WELL, YOUR MOM'S
A VERY WISE WOMAN.
598
00:27:20,987 --> 00:27:22,684
SHE WAS.
SHE PASSED AWAY.
599
00:27:22,728 --> 00:27:25,339
OH, I'M SORRY.NO, NO, NO, NO. DON'T BE.
600
00:27:25,382 --> 00:27:27,297
IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
601
00:27:27,341 --> 00:27:30,561
AND IT MIGHT HELP EXPLAIN
WHY JAY AND I ARE SO DIFFERENT.
602
00:27:30,605 --> 00:27:33,434
SINCE SHE WASN'T AROUND
WHEN HE WAS GROWING UP,
603
00:27:33,477 --> 00:27:35,349
HE DOESN'T REALLY
UNDERSTAND WOMEN.
604
00:27:35,392 --> 00:27:38,178
ALTHOUGH I'M NOT REALLY SURE
THAT I DO EITHER.
605
00:27:38,221 --> 00:27:39,309
[ LAUGHS ]
606
00:27:39,353 --> 00:27:41,572
YEAH, WELL, WE ARE
COMPLEX CREATURES.
607
00:27:41,616 --> 00:27:43,400
YEAH.
608
00:27:43,444 --> 00:27:49,885
♪ WITH EACH WORD,
YOUR TENDERNESS GROWS ♪
609
00:27:52,409 --> 00:27:58,459
♪ TEARING MY FEARS APART
610
00:28:01,244 --> 00:28:09,339
♪ AND THAT LAUGH
THAT WRINKLES YOUR NOSE ♪
611
00:28:09,383 --> 00:28:17,391
♪ IT TOUCHES MY FOOLISH HEART
612
00:28:17,434 --> 00:28:21,482
♪ OH, LOVELY
613
00:28:21,525 --> 00:28:25,704
♪ DON'T YOU EVER CHANGE
614
00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:30,578
♪ KEEP THAT BREATHLESS CHARM
615
00:28:30,621 --> 00:28:34,408
♪ WON'T YOU PLEASE ARRANGE IT
616
00:28:34,451 --> 00:28:39,848
♪ 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU
617
00:28:39,892 --> 00:28:46,376
♪ JUST THE WAY
YOU LOOK TONIGHT ♪
618
00:28:46,420 --> 00:28:54,384
♪ OOOH, TONIGHT
619
00:28:54,428 --> 00:28:56,082
I HAVE TO GO.
620
00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:58,084
WAIT, WHAT IF I HAVETO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU?
621
00:28:58,127 --> 00:28:59,781
IF I HAVE A QUESTION
ABOUT THE WEDDING?
622
00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:01,870
DARLA HAS MY NUMBER.
623
00:29:01,914 --> 00:29:04,220
LOOK, WHY DON'T WE JUSTCUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN
624
00:29:04,264 --> 00:29:06,179
AND LET ME TAKE YOU
TO LUNCH TOMORROW?
625
00:29:06,222 --> 00:29:08,485
I CAN'T. I HAVE A HUGE WEDDING
AT SHADOW PEAK.
626
00:29:08,529 --> 00:29:10,531
ALL RIGHT, WELL,THEN I'LL SEE YOU THERE.
627
00:29:10,574 --> 00:29:14,056
YOU DON'T TAKE NO
FOR AN ANSWER, DO YOU?
628
00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:15,579
NO.
629
00:29:17,451 --> 00:29:20,628
Lauren: THIS IS SO WRONG.
630
00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:35,730
Lauren:
AFTER A CONFUSING EVENING,
631
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:38,559
I WAS SO GRATEFUL
FOR THE DISTRACTION OF WORK,
632
00:29:38,602 --> 00:29:40,126
BUT, UNFORTUNATELY,
633
00:29:40,169 --> 00:29:43,651
THAT INCLUDED BABYSITTING
MY BOSS'S DOG, SNICKERS.
634
00:29:43,694 --> 00:29:46,567
DETERMINED TO KEEP
EVERYTHING ON TRACK,
635
00:29:46,610 --> 00:29:49,788
I FOCUSED ON MY USUAL ROUTINE.
636
00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:53,269
MAN OF THE CLOTH -- CHECK.
637
00:29:53,313 --> 00:29:58,361
MUSICIANS -- CHECK.
638
00:29:58,405 --> 00:30:01,147
FLOWERS -- CHECK.
639
00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:03,192
[ CELLPHONE PLAYS
"HERE COMES THE BRIDE" ]
640
00:30:05,194 --> 00:30:07,631
STAY THERE, SNICKERS.
641
00:30:07,675 --> 00:30:09,329
HELLO?
642
00:30:09,372 --> 00:30:11,070
BARBARA, IF YOU BUY
YOUR GOWN NOW,
643
00:30:11,113 --> 00:30:13,289
IT'S GONNA BE OUT OF STYLE
BY THE TIME YOU GET MARRIED.
644
00:30:13,333 --> 00:30:14,725
[ PHONE BEEPS ]
645
00:30:14,769 --> 00:30:16,118
HOLD ON A SEC.
646
00:30:16,162 --> 00:30:17,337
HELLO?
647
00:30:17,380 --> 00:30:18,947
Woman:Lauren, we can't find
648
00:30:18,991 --> 00:30:20,993
the boutonnieres
for the groomsmen.
649
00:30:21,036 --> 00:30:22,864
RIGHT NEXT TO
THE SIGN-IN BOOK.
650
00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:24,431
BARBARA, I HAVE TO GO.
651
00:30:24,474 --> 00:30:26,737
LET'S HOLD OUT FOR
THAT VERA WANG SAMPLE SALE
652
00:30:26,781 --> 00:30:28,348
THAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT.
653
00:30:28,391 --> 00:30:30,306
OKAY, BYE.[ WOMAN SCREAMS ]
654
00:30:32,308 --> 00:30:34,006
WHAT'S WRONG?
655
00:30:34,049 --> 00:30:37,444
MY DRESS IS RUINED!
656
00:30:37,487 --> 00:30:39,141
WHAT HAPPENED?
657
00:30:39,185 --> 00:30:41,448
THE DOG DID IT!IT'S OKAY.
658
00:30:41,491 --> 00:30:42,753
SNICKERS!
659
00:30:42,797 --> 00:30:45,539
DON'T PANIC.
660
00:30:45,582 --> 00:30:46,932
OH!
OH!
661
00:30:46,975 --> 00:30:48,498
WHAT'S THE HURRY?
662
00:30:48,542 --> 00:30:50,413
I HAVE TO CATCH THAT DOG.
663
00:30:50,457 --> 00:30:52,589
DONE.[ GROWLS ]
664
00:30:52,633 --> 00:30:54,765
SNICKERS, COME!
665
00:30:56,376 --> 00:30:57,551
[ GASPS ]
666
00:31:04,123 --> 00:31:05,341
OH, THERE WE GO.
667
00:31:05,385 --> 00:31:06,777
ALL RIGHT.
668
00:31:06,821 --> 00:31:08,562
YOU GO THIS SIDE,
I'LL GO THE OTHER.
669
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,392
[ BARKING ]
670
00:31:12,435 --> 00:31:15,003
IS THIS YOUR DOG?
671
00:31:15,047 --> 00:31:16,483
NO, IT'S MY BOSS'S.
672
00:31:16,526 --> 00:31:18,964
SHE MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDERPUTTING HIM ON DOGGIE PROZAC.
673
00:31:19,007 --> 00:31:21,967
SHE CAN JUST LOAN HIM
SOME OF HERS.
674
00:31:22,010 --> 00:31:24,404
[ SIGHS ] HE'S GONE.
675
00:31:24,447 --> 00:31:25,579
[ CRASHING ]
676
00:31:25,622 --> 00:31:27,233
THERE HE IS.
677
00:31:27,276 --> 00:31:28,887
YOU GO RIGHT,
I'LL GO LEFT.
678
00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:32,238
EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME.
I GOT AN IDEA.
679
00:31:32,281 --> 00:31:34,936
I GOT AN IDEA.
680
00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:38,548
HERE, POOCHIE, POOCHIE.HERE YOU GO.
681
00:31:38,592 --> 00:31:40,028
SNICKERS.
682
00:31:40,072 --> 00:31:41,290
SNICKERS?
683
00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:43,684
YEAH, IT'S HIS NAME.
DON'T ASK.
684
00:31:43,727 --> 00:31:45,077
HERE, SNICKERS.
685
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,340
WOULD YOU LIKEA LITTLE QUICHE?[ WHINES ]
686
00:31:47,383 --> 00:31:49,298
WOULD YOU LIKE
A LITTLE QUICHE?
687
00:31:49,342 --> 00:31:51,910
OOH! OKAY.
THANK YOU, YES.
688
00:31:51,953 --> 00:31:54,216
OKEYDOKEY.
THANK YOU.
689
00:31:54,260 --> 00:31:55,783
NO, THANK YOU.
690
00:31:55,826 --> 00:31:59,439
WE FIREMEN, WE RESCUE SO MANY
KITTIES, SO FEW DOGGIES.
691
00:31:59,482 --> 00:32:01,441
ALL RIGHT, NOW,
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
692
00:32:01,484 --> 00:32:03,486
I HAVE TO GO
WORK MIRACLES.
693
00:32:03,530 --> 00:32:06,141
[ WEDDING PROCESSIONAL PLAYS ]
694
00:32:18,806 --> 00:32:21,635
Man: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE BE SEATED.
695
00:32:21,678 --> 00:32:24,333
Nick: GREAT JOB.THANK YOU.
696
00:32:24,377 --> 00:32:25,987
I THINK THAT WE MAKE
697
00:32:26,031 --> 00:32:29,599
A PRETTY DARN GOOD TEAMTOGETHER, DON'T YOU?
698
00:32:29,643 --> 00:32:30,992
YOU KNOW WHAT?
699
00:32:31,036 --> 00:32:33,342
I THINK THESE INTERACTIONS
BETWEEN US
700
00:32:33,386 --> 00:32:34,822
ARE A LITTLE INAPPROPRIATE.
701
00:32:34,865 --> 00:32:36,955
AH, YEAH, I AGREE.
702
00:32:36,998 --> 00:32:38,957
YOU DO?
YEAH.
703
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,699
I THINK WE SHOULD BE HAVINGTHESE INTERACTIONS OVER DINNER.
704
00:32:42,743 --> 00:32:44,527
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
705
00:32:44,571 --> 00:32:47,530
OH, WELL, HOW ABOUT IT?
706
00:32:47,574 --> 00:32:50,359
I THINK IT WOULD BE
BEST TO ONLY TALK ABOUT
WEDDING-RELATED THINGS.
707
00:32:50,403 --> 00:32:51,795
OKAY.
708
00:32:51,839 --> 00:32:53,232
GOOD.
709
00:32:54,407 --> 00:32:58,063
[ SIGHS ]
710
00:32:58,106 --> 00:32:59,847
DARLA TOLD ME THAT YOUSTILL HAVEN'T FOUND
711
00:32:59,890 --> 00:33:02,371
A PLACE FOR
THE RECEPTION YET.
712
00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:04,504
I HAVE A GREAT PLACE
IN MIND.
713
00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:06,767
COME ON. HOW MUCH MOREWEDDING-RELATED CAN IT GET?
714
00:33:09,857 --> 00:33:11,946
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
715
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:19,214
JEEZ, WHEN YOU SAIDYOU HAD THE PERFECT SPOT,
716
00:33:19,258 --> 00:33:20,911
I DIDN'T THINK I'D
HAVE TO CHANGE
717
00:33:20,955 --> 00:33:22,478
INTO HIKING BOOTS
TO GET THERE.
718
00:33:22,522 --> 00:33:25,090
BEAR WITH ME.
WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
719
00:33:25,133 --> 00:33:27,266
AW, IT'S PRETTY.
720
00:33:27,309 --> 00:33:28,571
I LOVE IT HERE.
721
00:33:28,615 --> 00:33:31,792
I COME HERE WEEKENDS
TO DECOMPRESS.
722
00:33:31,835 --> 00:33:34,099
I VACUUM TO DECOMPRESS.
723
00:33:34,142 --> 00:33:37,537
UH, THAT'S INTERESTING.WHAT DO YOU DO FOR EXCITEMENT?
724
00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:40,061
I FIND ORGANIZING
MY CLOSET'S GOOD.
725
00:33:40,105 --> 00:33:41,454
[ LAUGHS ]
726
00:33:45,501 --> 00:33:47,547
WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?
727
00:33:47,590 --> 00:33:49,244
YOU'LL SEE.
728
00:33:49,288 --> 00:33:51,681
DON'T WORRY. I'M NOT AN AXE
MURDERER OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
729
00:33:51,725 --> 00:33:53,466
[ LAUGHS ] YEAH, LIKE YOU'DTELL ME IF YOU WERE.
730
00:33:53,509 --> 00:33:56,251
[ CELLPHONE CHIRPING ]
731
00:33:59,733 --> 00:34:02,344
YOUR PURSE IS CHIRPING.
732
00:34:02,388 --> 00:34:04,303
YEAH, I KNOW.
733
00:34:04,346 --> 00:34:05,956
YOU KNOW,
THE PARK DISTRICT HAS
734
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,350
A VERY, VERY STRICT POLICY
ON WILDLIFE IN CAPTIVITY.
735
00:34:08,394 --> 00:34:10,874
[ SIGHS ]IT'S MY WALKIE-TALKIE.
736
00:34:10,918 --> 00:34:11,875
OH.
737
00:34:11,919 --> 00:34:13,312
SORRY.
738
00:34:13,355 --> 00:34:14,617
HELLO?
739
00:34:14,661 --> 00:34:16,402
Woman: Hey, Lauren,
some woman named Barbara
740
00:34:16,445 --> 00:34:18,317
showed up at the reception
looking for you.
741
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,101
TELL HER TO HAVE
A PIECE OF CAKE,
742
00:34:20,145 --> 00:34:22,321
AND I'LL CALL HERAS SOON AS I CAN, THANKS.
743
00:34:22,364 --> 00:34:24,105
NEVER A DULL MOMENT, HUH?
744
00:34:24,149 --> 00:34:25,628
NOPE.
745
00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:27,587
[ CAROUSEL MUSIC PLAYS ]
746
00:34:29,589 --> 00:34:31,025
THERE IT IS.
747
00:34:33,027 --> 00:34:34,637
WOW.
748
00:34:34,681 --> 00:34:37,466
A FAIRGROUND.
TRUST ME.
749
00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:42,471
Lauren: RIGHT, I'M GONNA TRUST AGUY WHO'S ENGAGED TO MY CLIENT.
750
00:34:42,515 --> 00:34:45,344
I'LL JUST KEEP SMILING POLITELY.
751
00:34:48,434 --> 00:34:51,176
WE USED TO COME HERE
ALL THE TIME AS KIDS.
752
00:34:51,219 --> 00:34:54,353
I THOUGHT IT'D BE
A GREAT PLACE FOR A RECEPTION.
753
00:34:54,396 --> 00:34:56,529
IT'S GREAT.
754
00:34:56,572 --> 00:35:01,621
BUT, UM, I DON'T THINK THIS
IS WHAT DARLA HAD IN MIND.
755
00:35:01,664 --> 00:35:05,538
BESIDES, WE'D HAVE TO RENT TENTSAND BRING IN CATERERS.
756
00:35:05,581 --> 00:35:09,629
AND THINK OF ALL THE MOSQUITO
REPELLANT WE'D HAVE TO BUY.
757
00:35:09,672 --> 00:35:13,023
OK, SO, UH,
SO IT'S A BAD IDEA?
758
00:35:13,067 --> 00:35:15,025
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S NOT A BAD IDEA.
759
00:35:15,069 --> 00:35:16,897
IT'S THE THOUGHT
THAT COUNTS.
760
00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:18,464
HERE'S ANOTHER THOUGHT.
761
00:35:18,507 --> 00:35:20,857
HOW ABOUT WE GO TAKE A RIDE
ON THAT CAROUSEL
762
00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:22,381
BEFORE WE HEAD BACK.
763
00:35:22,424 --> 00:35:24,600
COME ON. I'LL MAKE SURE
YOU GET PAID TIME AND A HALF.
764
00:35:24,644 --> 00:35:26,646
IT'S JUST A CAROUSEL RIDE.
765
00:35:30,780 --> 00:35:32,956
[ CHUCKLES ]
766
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,350
YOU KNOW,
THE MERRY-GO-ROUND
767
00:35:35,394 --> 00:35:38,484
WAS MY FAVORITE RIDE
AS A LITTLE GIRL.
768
00:35:38,527 --> 00:35:42,183
I WAS MORE OF A TILT-A-WHIRL
KIND OF GUY.
769
00:35:42,227 --> 00:35:44,794
[ LAUGHTER ]
770
00:35:44,838 --> 00:35:47,580
LOOK, LAUREN, I'M GONNA BE
HONEST WITH YOU.
771
00:35:47,623 --> 00:35:49,582
I DIDN'T ASK YOU
ALL THE WAY OUT HERE
772
00:35:49,625 --> 00:35:51,279
JUST TO TALK
ABOUT THE WEDDING.
773
00:35:51,323 --> 00:35:54,500
I REALLY --
I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT --
774
00:35:56,197 --> 00:35:59,722
WHEN THE RIDE'S OVER,
I-I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT...
775
00:35:59,766 --> 00:36:01,376
YOU AND ME.
776
00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:04,162
Lauren: I KNEW THERE COULD BE
NO YOU AND ME
777
00:36:04,205 --> 00:36:05,641
INVOLVING DARLA'S FIANCé.
778
00:36:05,685 --> 00:36:08,731
[ GASPS ] BUT WHEN NICK SAID
THOSE THREE LITTLE WORDS,
779
00:36:08,775 --> 00:36:10,385
THEY SOUNDED REALLY GOOD.
780
00:36:10,429 --> 00:36:12,387
I WAS GETTING IN
DEEPER AND DEEPER,
781
00:36:12,431 --> 00:36:14,433
AND I HAD TO PUT A STOP TO IT.
782
00:36:14,476 --> 00:36:16,696
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I HAVE TO GO.
RIGHT NOW?
783
00:36:16,739 --> 00:36:18,263
UH-HUH.
784
00:36:18,306 --> 00:36:20,526
DON'T YOU AT LEAST WANT TO WAIT
TILL THE RIDE STOPS?
785
00:36:20,569 --> 00:36:22,441
I'M GONNA --I'LL JUST GET OFF RIGHT HERE.
786
00:36:22,484 --> 00:36:24,182
OH!
787
00:36:25,531 --> 00:36:27,489
ARE YOU OKAY?
788
00:36:27,533 --> 00:36:28,708
YEAH, I'M FINE.
789
00:36:28,751 --> 00:36:30,405
LOOKS LIKE YOU TWISTED THAT
PRETTY BADLY.
790
00:36:30,449 --> 00:36:32,799
LET'S GET YOU
TO A HOSPITAL.NO, I'M FINE.
791
00:36:32,842 --> 00:36:34,235
NO, SEE.
792
00:36:34,279 --> 00:36:36,106
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
IT'LL BE OKAY.
793
00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:37,934
LIKE I SAID --NO, I'M FINE. I SWEAR.
794
00:36:37,978 --> 00:36:40,372
NO, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET YOU
TO THE HOSPITAL, OKAY?
795
00:36:40,415 --> 00:36:42,461
I DON'T NEED TO GO --I HATE HOSPITALS.
796
00:36:42,504 --> 00:36:44,027
I DO THIS
FOR A LIVING, OKAY?
797
00:36:44,071 --> 00:36:47,640
TWO HOURS IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM
AND TWO PERCOCET LATER,
798
00:36:47,683 --> 00:36:49,598
I WAS FEELING NO PAIN.
799
00:36:49,642 --> 00:36:51,992
Shh! [ GIGGLES ]
800
00:36:52,035 --> 00:36:54,429
YOU MUST BE QUIET, OKAY?
801
00:36:54,473 --> 00:36:55,691
Okay, sorry.
802
00:36:55,735 --> 00:36:57,519
DO YOU LIVE ALONE?
803
00:36:57,563 --> 00:37:02,394
YEAH. N-NO. I MEAN, YES,BUT MY SISTER'S STAYING WITH ME.
804
00:37:02,437 --> 00:37:04,613
SHE AND HER BOYFRIEND BROKE UP.I DON'T KNOW.
805
00:37:04,657 --> 00:37:06,267
UH, HELLO?
806
00:37:06,311 --> 00:37:08,443
[ CHUCKLES ]
807
00:37:08,487 --> 00:37:09,488
HELLO?
808
00:37:09,531 --> 00:37:11,359
[ LAUGHS ]
809
00:37:11,403 --> 00:37:13,492
I DON'T --
I DON'T THINK SHE'S HERE.
810
00:37:13,535 --> 00:37:15,972
AND I DON'T REALLY WANT
TO LEAVE YOU BY YOURSELF.
811
00:37:16,016 --> 00:37:17,191
[ LAUGHS ]
812
00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:19,585
YOU TOOK A LOT
OF PAIN MEDICATION.
813
00:37:19,628 --> 00:37:23,023
I'M FINE, REALLY.
814
00:37:23,066 --> 00:37:27,114
EXCEPT, YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLYFUNNY AND WEIRD?
815
00:37:27,157 --> 00:37:28,768
I CAN BARELY FOCUS.
816
00:37:28,811 --> 00:37:31,205
MY GOD, YOU'RE CUTE BLURRY.
817
00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:34,034
[ CHUCKLES ] THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
818
00:37:36,428 --> 00:37:39,779
I HAD SO MUCH
FUN TODAY THOUGH.
819
00:37:39,822 --> 00:37:41,563
NOT THE HOSPITAL.
820
00:37:41,607 --> 00:37:44,653
BUT THE PARK WAS FUN.
821
00:37:44,697 --> 00:37:46,786
I LOVED THE ROWBOATS,
822
00:37:46,829 --> 00:37:52,095
AND THAT CAROUSEL [Laughing]WAS FUN UNTIL I FELL OFF.
823
00:37:52,139 --> 00:37:54,141
YEAH, THAT WASN'T --
824
00:37:54,184 --> 00:37:55,708
I'M SO STUPID.
825
00:37:55,751 --> 00:37:57,710
NO, NO.
826
00:38:00,016 --> 00:38:01,670
[ SIGHS ]
827
00:38:03,846 --> 00:38:05,370
I LIKE YOU, NICK.
828
00:38:05,413 --> 00:38:07,763
I DO.
829
00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:12,333
I KNOW I SHOULDN'T,
BUT I DO.
830
00:38:58,510 --> 00:39:00,903
[ LIGHT CLATTERING ]
831
00:39:14,569 --> 00:39:17,746
OH, MY GOD.
HE'S STILL HERE.
832
00:39:17,790 --> 00:39:20,358
Nick:YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER MET ANYBODY
833
00:39:20,401 --> 00:39:22,403
WHO MADE A TO-DO LIST
IN THEIR SLEEP BEFORE.
834
00:39:22,447 --> 00:39:24,405
YEAH, MY SISTER'S KIND OFFREAKY LIKE THAT.
835
00:39:24,449 --> 00:39:27,016
I THINK IT'S PRETTY CUTE.
836
00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:30,411
MORNING, PATIENT.
HOW'S THE ANKLE?
837
00:39:30,455 --> 00:39:33,196
UH, BETTER.
WHAT IS GOING ON IN MY KITCHEN?
838
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:35,677
YOUR SISTER CONNED ME
INTO MAKING BREAKFAST.
839
00:39:35,721 --> 00:39:39,028
YOU SHOULD TRY NICK'S PANCAKES.THEY'RE BETTER THAN MOM'S.
840
00:39:39,072 --> 00:39:41,857
YOU SHOULD SIT.
I'M MAKING YOU FOOD.
841
00:39:41,901 --> 00:39:43,729
WELL, THANKS FOR THE GRUB,
842
00:39:43,772 --> 00:39:47,472
BUT I GOT TO MOTOR
TO MAKE IT TO CLASS.
843
00:39:47,515 --> 00:39:49,387
BYE!
BYE!
844
00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:51,737
SO, HOW YOU FEELING?
845
00:39:51,780 --> 00:39:53,347
UH, CONFUSED.
846
00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:54,957
OH.
847
00:39:55,001 --> 00:39:57,264
I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE YOU HEREBY YOURSELF LAST NIGHT.
848
00:39:57,307 --> 00:39:58,308
YOU WERE PRETTY OUT OF IT.
849
00:39:58,352 --> 00:39:59,701
WHERE WAS LILY?
850
00:39:59,745 --> 00:40:02,748
SHE WAS OUT CLUBBINGUNTIL 5:00 A.M. THIS MORNING.
851
00:40:02,791 --> 00:40:05,403
YOU AND YOUR SISTER ARE VERY
DIFFERENT.
852
00:40:05,446 --> 00:40:07,405
YEAH, THAT'S
PUTTING IT LIGHTLY.
853
00:40:07,448 --> 00:40:09,407
YOUR JUICE.
I SQUEEZED IT FRESH.
854
00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:11,104
OKAY, THIS IS TOO MUCH.
855
00:40:11,147 --> 00:40:16,326
I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING,BUT THE JUICE, THE STAYING OVER.
856
00:40:16,370 --> 00:40:18,546
I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK
THAT THIS MEANS ANYTHING.
857
00:40:18,590 --> 00:40:21,244
YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME NOW THATYOU DON'T DATE YOUR CLIENTS?
858
00:40:21,288 --> 00:40:23,246
OF COURSE I DON'T DATE
MY CLIENTS.
859
00:40:23,290 --> 00:40:25,379
OKAY, WELL,THAT SETTLES IT FOR ME.
860
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:26,511
I'M OUT OF THE WEDDING.
861
00:40:26,554 --> 00:40:29,383
YOU CAN'T!
OH, MY GOD!
862
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:31,820
AND THIS DISH, BY THE WAY,
NEEDS TO SOAK,
863
00:40:31,864 --> 00:40:33,735
AND THIS KITCHEN
IS A MESS!
864
00:40:33,779 --> 00:40:36,434
I JUST DON'T WANT YOUTO HURT YOURSELF.
865
00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:37,435
DON'T DO IT.
866
00:40:37,478 --> 00:40:39,001
THE DISHES?
867
00:40:39,045 --> 00:40:41,439
NO, THE WEDDING.SO NOW YOU DON'T WANT MEIN THE WEDDING?
868
00:40:41,482 --> 00:40:43,179
NO, I DO WANT YOU
IN THE WEDDING.
869
00:40:43,223 --> 00:40:45,399
[ CHUCKLES ] ALL RIGHT.
870
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:48,358
I HAVE TO GO TO WORK, SO LET'SDISCUSS THIS OVER DINNER.
871
00:40:48,402 --> 00:40:50,970
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
872
00:40:51,013 --> 00:40:53,320
OKAY, GREAT. MEET MEAT THE STATION ABOUT 6:00.
873
00:40:53,363 --> 00:40:55,888
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?I NEVER JOKE ABOUT FOOD.
874
00:40:55,931 --> 00:40:57,933
TRY YOUR BREAKFAST
AND YOU'LL SEE.
875
00:41:01,807 --> 00:41:03,417
[ SIGHS ]
876
00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:04,984
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
877
00:41:05,027 --> 00:41:08,378
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?IT'S PRACTICALLY LUNCH.
878
00:41:08,422 --> 00:41:12,470
IT'S 10:30, AND I'M LATE
BECAUSE I SPRAINED MY ANKLE.
879
00:41:12,513 --> 00:41:15,603
LAUREN, DEAR,I CAN'T HAVE YOU HANDICAPPED
880
00:41:15,647 --> 00:41:19,477
FOR ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANTWEDDINGS OF MY CAREER.
881
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,348
NO MATTER NOW.
882
00:41:21,391 --> 00:41:23,872
DARLA'S WAITING FOR YOUIN MY OFFICE.
883
00:41:23,916 --> 00:41:27,310
SHE SAYS IT'S IMPORTANT, AND SHEONLY WANTS TO SPEAK TO YOU.
884
00:41:27,354 --> 00:41:29,051
DID SHE SAY
WHAT IT WAS ABOUT?
885
00:41:29,095 --> 00:41:32,446
THE WEDDING, OF COURSE.HURRY UP!
886
00:41:34,317 --> 00:41:36,319
[ DARLA SOBBING ]
887
00:41:38,321 --> 00:41:40,541
LISTEN, DARLA,
I CAN EXPLAIN.
888
00:41:40,585 --> 00:41:43,370
I AM SO SORRY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
889
00:41:43,413 --> 00:41:45,546
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO SAY ANYTHING.
890
00:41:45,590 --> 00:41:48,549
I FEEL SO AWFUL.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
891
00:41:48,593 --> 00:41:50,595
DON'T.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
892
00:41:50,638 --> 00:41:51,596
IT'S NOT?
893
00:41:51,639 --> 00:41:52,945
OF COURSE NOT.
894
00:41:52,988 --> 00:41:55,469
HOW CAN YOU BE LATE TOAN APPOINTMENT I NEVER MADE?
895
00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:58,428
WELL, THEN,
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
896
00:41:58,472 --> 00:41:59,647
[ SIGHS ]
897
00:41:59,691 --> 00:42:03,695
MY FIANCé AND I HAD A FIGHTTHE OTHER NIGHT.
898
00:42:03,738 --> 00:42:07,481
IT WAS SO BAD HE EVEN THREATENEDTO CALL OFF THE WHOLE WEDDING.
899
00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:10,440
WHAT WAS YOUR FIGHT ABOUT?
900
00:42:10,484 --> 00:42:13,966
[ SIGHS ]
THE GUEST LIST.
901
00:42:14,009 --> 00:42:15,881
SILLY, REALLY.
902
00:42:15,924 --> 00:42:19,275
THAT'S WHY I KNOW YOU CANHELP US WORK THINGS OUT.
903
00:42:19,319 --> 00:42:20,755
OF COURSE.
904
00:42:20,799 --> 00:42:22,931
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. I TOLDHIM HE COULD MEET ME HERE.
905
00:42:22,975 --> 00:42:24,367
YOU DID?
906
00:42:24,411 --> 00:42:26,718
I JUST KNOW IF THERE'SA PRACTICAL PERSON PRESENT,
907
00:42:26,761 --> 00:42:27,936
HE'LL LISTEN TO REASON.
908
00:42:27,980 --> 00:42:30,417
RIGHT. EXCUSE ME
ONE MINUTE, OKAY?
909
00:42:30,460 --> 00:42:32,506
THANKS. BE RIGHT BACK.
910
00:42:34,377 --> 00:42:36,597
Jay: OH, HI.
UH, LAUREN, RIGHT?
911
00:42:36,641 --> 00:42:37,990
UH, YEAH.
912
00:42:38,033 --> 00:42:40,470
LISTEN, I'M REALLY SORRYABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT.
913
00:42:40,514 --> 00:42:42,603
DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT.NO, REALLY.
914
00:42:42,647 --> 00:42:44,431
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW.
915
00:42:44,474 --> 00:42:46,085
I'M DEALING WITH A CLIENT.
916
00:42:46,128 --> 00:42:49,479
YEAH, DARLA SAID YOU WANTED TOTALK TO US ABOUT THE GUEST LIST.
917
00:42:49,523 --> 00:42:51,917
I THOUGHT THAT WAS BETWEEN
THE BRIDE AND GROOM.
918
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:53,309
IT IS.
919
00:42:53,353 --> 00:42:55,050
THEN, IS NICK COMING?
920
00:42:55,094 --> 00:42:56,617
NOT THAT I KNOW OF.
921
00:42:56,661 --> 00:42:58,576
SWEETIE, HI.
922
00:43:03,493 --> 00:43:05,713
SO, ARE WE STILL WAITINGON THE GROOM?
923
00:43:05,757 --> 00:43:07,585
THAT'S ME.
924
00:43:09,108 --> 00:43:11,632
JAY IS JAMES, THE GROOM.
925
00:43:11,676 --> 00:43:14,722
BUT I THOUGHT THAT, UM --ISN'T NICK THE, UH --
926
00:43:14,766 --> 00:43:16,289
BEST MAN.
927
00:43:18,291 --> 00:43:21,773
OF COURSE HE IS.
[ LAUGHS ]
928
00:43:24,253 --> 00:43:26,908
NOW LET'S GO WORK
ON THAT GUEST LIST.
929
00:43:34,350 --> 00:43:36,352
Lauren: RULE NUMBER SEVEN --
930
00:43:36,396 --> 00:43:38,528
EVERYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG
CAN GO RIGHT, TOO.
931
00:43:38,572 --> 00:43:40,400
NICK WASN'T ENGAGED AFTER ALL.
932
00:43:40,443 --> 00:43:42,532
NO MORE CONFUSION,
NO MORE GUILT.
933
00:43:42,576 --> 00:43:44,622
THE ROAD WAS FINALLY CLEAR.
934
00:43:44,665 --> 00:43:45,927
[ ALARM BLARES ]
935
00:43:45,971 --> 00:43:47,189
Nick: LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
LET'S GO!
936
00:43:47,233 --> 00:43:49,539
[ KIDS YELLING INDISTINCTLY ]
937
00:43:54,980 --> 00:43:56,459
HEY.
938
00:43:56,503 --> 00:43:58,897
ALL RIGHT. EVERYBODY DOWN.
EVERYBODY DOWN.
939
00:43:58,940 --> 00:44:00,681
DON'T WORRY.
IT'S JUST A DRILL.
940
00:44:00,725 --> 00:44:03,684
AH, THAT'S A RELIEF.THEY LOOK A LITTLE YOUNG.
941
00:44:03,728 --> 00:44:05,164
HEY, GUYS, NEXT WEEK,
942
00:44:05,207 --> 00:44:07,514
I'M GONNA SHOW YOU GUYS HOWTO COME DOWN THE FIRE POLE.
943
00:44:07,557 --> 00:44:08,646
[ CHEERING ]
944
00:44:08,689 --> 00:44:10,386
HOW'S YOUR ANKLE?
945
00:44:10,430 --> 00:44:12,737
BETTER, THANK YOU.GOOD.
946
00:44:12,780 --> 00:44:14,434
WHOO!WHOO!WHOO!
947
00:44:14,477 --> 00:44:17,306
HEY, ALL RIGHT.
ENOUGH, ENOUGH.
948
00:44:17,350 --> 00:44:19,744
I HAVE TO HANG AROUND
TILL THEIR PARENTS GET HERE.
949
00:44:19,787 --> 00:44:22,181
DO YOU MIND HANGING OUT WITH US
FOR A LITTLE WHILE?
950
00:44:22,224 --> 00:44:23,399
NO, NOT AT ALL.
951
00:44:23,443 --> 00:44:26,794
I PROMISE YOU,
IT'LL BE WORTH THE WAIT.
952
00:44:26,838 --> 00:44:30,450
IN THE MEANTIME,WHO WANTS TO PLAY TAG?
953
00:44:30,493 --> 00:44:31,320
YOU'RE IT.
954
00:44:31,364 --> 00:44:34,106
AH! OHHH.
955
00:44:43,637 --> 00:44:44,986
CAREFUL.
956
00:44:45,030 --> 00:44:46,422
THANK YOU.
957
00:44:46,466 --> 00:44:47,815
MM-HMM. HUH?
958
00:44:47,859 --> 00:44:49,295
WOW. [ LAUGHS ]
959
00:44:49,338 --> 00:44:52,341
SO, THIS IS WORTH
THE WAIT?
960
00:44:52,385 --> 00:44:53,691
HUMOR ME FOR A SECOND.
961
00:44:53,734 --> 00:44:55,431
THE LAST TIME I HUMORED YOU,
962
00:44:55,475 --> 00:44:57,782
I ENDED UP WITH
A SPRAINED ANKLE.
963
00:44:57,825 --> 00:44:59,392
WATCH YOUR STEP.
WATCH YOUR STEP.
964
00:44:59,435 --> 00:45:01,176
THANK YOU.
965
00:45:01,220 --> 00:45:03,744
CAN YOU TELL I'M NOTA HUGE FAN OF SURPRISES?
966
00:45:03,788 --> 00:45:05,093
YEAH. WHY NOT?
967
00:45:05,137 --> 00:45:08,401
SURPRISES CAN BE
THE NICEST PART OF LIFE.
968
00:45:08,444 --> 00:45:10,795
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
969
00:45:10,838 --> 00:45:12,448
[ GASPS ]
970
00:45:12,492 --> 00:45:13,536
WOW.
971
00:45:13,580 --> 00:45:14,929
THIS IS AMAZING.
972
00:45:14,973 --> 00:45:16,017
YOU THINK?
973
00:45:16,061 --> 00:45:17,018
OH.
974
00:45:17,062 --> 00:45:18,411
I DISCOVERED THIS PLACE
975
00:45:18,454 --> 00:45:21,022
PUTTING OUT A FIRE
IN THIS BUILDING.
976
00:45:21,066 --> 00:45:22,807
I CAME UP HERE
TO GET SOME AIR,
977
00:45:22,850 --> 00:45:25,331
AND I JUST COULDN'T BELIEVEHOW BEAUTIFUL IT WAS.
978
00:45:25,374 --> 00:45:27,202
IT'S GORGEOUS.
979
00:45:27,246 --> 00:45:29,727
SO, YOU READY TO EAT?
980
00:45:29,770 --> 00:45:34,166
I-I DON'T WANT
TO LEAVE YET.
981
00:45:34,209 --> 00:45:38,170
OH. OKAY.
IN THAT CASE...
982
00:45:38,213 --> 00:45:40,738
WE DON'T HAVE TO.
983
00:45:45,264 --> 00:45:46,395
AH.
984
00:45:46,439 --> 00:45:50,008
I HOPE YOU DON'T MINDDINING AL FRESCO.
985
00:45:50,051 --> 00:45:51,444
[ CHUCKLES ]
986
00:45:51,487 --> 00:45:54,316
FOR A GUY WHO DOESN'T LIKE
TO PLAN AHEAD,
987
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:57,624
THIS CERTAINLY REQUIRED
A LOT OF FORETHOUGHT.
988
00:45:57,667 --> 00:46:01,280
I BET YOU EVEN HAD TO MAKE
A LIST.
989
00:46:01,323 --> 00:46:05,414
YES, I DID, BUT IT WASDEFINITELY WORTH IT.
990
00:46:06,851 --> 00:46:08,504
GLASS OF WINE?
991
00:46:08,548 --> 00:46:10,942
I'D LOVE ONE.
THANK YOU.
992
00:46:10,985 --> 00:46:13,553
YOU'RE WELCOME. CHEERS.
993
00:46:13,596 --> 00:46:15,337
TO SURPRISES.
994
00:46:21,953 --> 00:46:24,912
I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW BEAUTIFUL
THIS IS.
995
00:46:24,956 --> 00:46:28,394
YEAH. YOU KNOW, I'M REALLYGLAD YOU CAME TONIGHT.
996
00:46:28,437 --> 00:46:32,180
I WAS STARTING TO THINK YOU
WEREN'T INTERESTED AT ALL.
997
00:46:32,224 --> 00:46:33,442
[ LAUGHS ]
998
00:46:33,486 --> 00:46:35,314
WELL, ACTUALLY,
THERE'S A REASON
999
00:46:35,357 --> 00:46:37,707
WHY I'VE BEEN
SO STAND-OFFISH.
1000
00:46:37,751 --> 00:46:40,972
I THOUGHT YOU AND DARLAWERE TOGETHER.
1001
00:46:41,015 --> 00:46:42,408
ISN'T THAT CRAZY?
1002
00:46:42,451 --> 00:46:46,238
IT'S NOT THAT CRAZY.
DARLA AND I DID GO OUT.
1003
00:46:46,281 --> 00:46:48,109
YOU WERE A COUPLE?
1004
00:46:48,153 --> 00:46:49,415
NO. NO.
1005
00:46:49,458 --> 00:46:51,504
WE HAD TWO DATES.
IT WAS NOTHING.
1006
00:46:51,547 --> 00:46:53,245
IT WAS JUST REALLY WEIRD
1007
00:46:53,288 --> 00:46:55,551
SEEING YOU TOGETHER
AT THE BAR.
1008
00:46:55,595 --> 00:46:57,902
SHE WAS HANGING
ALL OVER YOU.
1009
00:46:57,945 --> 00:47:00,469
DARLA IS JUST A BIG FLIRT,
OKAY?
1010
00:47:00,513 --> 00:47:03,255
AND WE WERE NOT TOGETHER,
BELIEVE ME.
1011
00:47:03,298 --> 00:47:06,998
JAY WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET US,
BUT HE GOT STUCK AT WORK.
1012
00:47:07,041 --> 00:47:12,960
LAUREN, I DON'T PLAY GAMES.
I'M A VERY STRAIGHT-UP GUY.
1013
00:47:13,004 --> 00:47:16,964
HONESTY IS...VERY IMPORTANT
TO ME.
1014
00:47:17,008 --> 00:47:18,487
AND DARLA...
1015
00:47:18,531 --> 00:47:19,488
MM-HMM.
1016
00:47:19,532 --> 00:47:21,708
SHE'S JUST NOT MY TYPE.
1017
00:47:23,579 --> 00:47:25,494
WHAT IS YOUR TYPE?
1018
00:47:25,538 --> 00:47:30,369
WELL, ALL RIGHT, STARTING
WITH THE BASICS --
1019
00:47:30,412 --> 00:47:31,587
FEMALE...
1020
00:47:31,631 --> 00:47:32,980
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
1021
00:47:33,024 --> 00:47:36,418
NONSMOKER, PREFERABLY
NO PRISON RECORD...
1022
00:47:36,462 --> 00:47:37,898
UNMARRIED.
1023
00:47:37,942 --> 00:47:42,381
YOU DON'T WANT TO DEAL
WITH THOSE PESKY HUSBANDS.
1024
00:47:42,424 --> 00:47:43,817
INTELLIGENT...
1025
00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:45,210
SENSITIVE...
1026
00:47:45,253 --> 00:47:48,474
SLIGHTLY
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE,
1027
00:47:48,517 --> 00:47:51,129
INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL,
1028
00:47:51,172 --> 00:47:55,437
YOU KNOW, SOMEONE LIKE YOU.
1029
00:47:58,136 --> 00:47:59,615
THANK YOU.
1030
00:47:59,659 --> 00:48:02,183
YOU'RE WELCOME.
1031
00:48:04,838 --> 00:48:08,798
ARE YOU GONNA RUN AWAY
IF I TRY TO KISS YOU AGAIN?
1032
00:48:11,453 --> 00:48:19,461
♪ SOME DAY,
WHEN I'M AWFULLY LOW ♪
1033
00:48:19,505 --> 00:48:24,336
♪ WHEN THE WORLD IS COLD
1034
00:48:24,379 --> 00:48:29,471
♪ I WILL FEEL A GLOW
JUST THINKING OF... ♪
1035
00:48:29,515 --> 00:48:31,386
THIS IS MY APARTMENT.
1036
00:48:31,430 --> 00:48:32,692
IT'S VERY NICE.
1037
00:48:32,735 --> 00:48:34,476
♪ AND THE WAY YOU LOOK...
1038
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:35,651
IT'S A LITTLE MESSY.
1039
00:48:35,695 --> 00:48:39,917
♪ TONIGHT
1040
00:48:47,446 --> 00:48:50,492
YOU KNOW,
YOU NEVER TOLD ME
1041
00:48:50,536 --> 00:48:53,321
WHAT YOUR TYPE WAS.
1042
00:48:53,365 --> 00:48:58,152
WELL, I'M LOOKINGFOR SOMEONE WHO'S SMART...
1043
00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:03,375
FUNNY...
1044
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:07,814
TRUSTWORTHY...
1045
00:49:10,034 --> 00:49:13,515
WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR ME
INSTEAD?
1046
00:49:13,559 --> 00:49:15,865
I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU.
1047
00:49:19,304 --> 00:49:27,529
♪ AND THAT LAUGH
THAT WRINKLES YOUR NOSE ♪
1048
00:49:27,573 --> 00:49:36,538
♪ IT TOUCHES MY FOOLISH HEART
1049
00:49:36,582 --> 00:49:40,368
♪ LOVELY
1050
00:49:40,412 --> 00:49:43,676
♪ DON'T YOU EVER CHANGE
1051
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:48,724
♪ KEEP THAT BREATHLESS CHARM
1052
00:49:48,768 --> 00:49:52,424
♪ WON'T YOU PLEASE ARRANGE IT?
1053
00:49:52,467 --> 00:49:57,385
♪ 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU
1054
00:49:57,429 --> 00:50:04,436
♪ JUST THE WAY YOU LOOK
TONIGHT ♪
1055
00:50:08,701 --> 00:50:13,140
♪ OOOOOH, TONIGHT
1056
00:50:48,871 --> 00:50:50,482
STOP RIGHT THERE.
1057
00:50:50,525 --> 00:50:54,486
I'M MAKING A CITIZEN'S ARREST
AND ORDERING YOU BACK TO BED.
1058
00:50:54,529 --> 00:50:55,748
I'M LATE FOR WORK.
1059
00:50:55,791 --> 00:50:57,576
I'LL WRITE YOU A NOTE.
1060
00:50:57,619 --> 00:51:00,405
COME ON.
CLOTHES ARE THE ENEMY.
1061
00:51:00,448 --> 00:51:03,538
OH. DO YOU MIND
IF I PICK THAT UP?
1062
00:51:03,582 --> 00:51:05,801
I JUST HAD IT DRY-CLEANED.
1063
00:51:05,845 --> 00:51:09,327
AT CHEZ CORINA, WE LEAVE
OUR BAGGAGE AT THE DOOR.
1064
00:51:09,370 --> 00:51:12,765
YEAH, AND APPARENTLY,EVERYTHING ELSE ON THE FLOOR.
1065
00:51:12,808 --> 00:51:13,766
[ CHUCKLES ]
1066
00:51:13,809 --> 00:51:15,463
CAN YOU HANDLE THAT?
1067
00:51:15,507 --> 00:51:16,464
I CAN TRY.
1068
00:51:16,508 --> 00:51:17,683
OKAY.
1069
00:51:17,726 --> 00:51:22,209
I THINK I HAVE SOMETHING
THAT MIGHT HELP YOU.
1070
00:51:22,253 --> 00:51:27,780
I MEANT TO GIVE THIS TO YOU
LAST NIGHT, BUT I FORGOT.
1071
00:51:35,396 --> 00:51:37,094
A ROCK?
1072
00:51:37,137 --> 00:51:39,183
[ CHUCKLES ]
1073
00:51:39,226 --> 00:51:41,098
I THOUGHT WHEN A GIRLGOT A ROCK,
1074
00:51:41,141 --> 00:51:42,403
IT WAS IN THE FORM
OF A RING.
1075
00:51:42,447 --> 00:51:44,405
THAT'S NOT A ROCK.
THAT'S A STONE.
1076
00:51:44,449 --> 00:51:46,277
THAT'S A WORRY STONE.
1077
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:49,106
WHENEVER YOU FEEL
REALLY STRESSED,
1078
00:51:49,149 --> 00:51:51,630
YOU JUST RUB
YOUR WORRIES AWAY.
1079
00:51:51,673 --> 00:51:52,935
THANK YOU.
1080
00:51:52,979 --> 00:51:54,459
YOU'RE WELCOME.
1081
00:51:54,502 --> 00:51:56,417
THAT'S SO SWEET.
1082
00:51:58,027 --> 00:52:00,900
I'LL STAY
FOR A FEW MINUTES.
1083
00:52:00,943 --> 00:52:02,293
OKAY.
1084
00:52:15,436 --> 00:52:17,569
SORRY I'M LATE.
1085
00:52:21,747 --> 00:52:23,879
[ vase shatters ]
1086
00:52:25,490 --> 00:52:26,708
G?
1087
00:52:28,797 --> 00:52:31,365
IS ANYONE IN THERE?
1088
00:52:38,242 --> 00:52:39,895
I HAVE A WEAPON!
1089
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,377
SNICKERS!
1090
00:52:43,421 --> 00:52:46,163
WHY DO YOU HATE ME?
1091
00:52:54,519 --> 00:52:56,956
"GONE TO ATLANTA WEDDING
CONVENTION.
1092
00:52:56,999 --> 00:52:59,785
PLEASE TAKE KING SNICKERS
TO DOGGIE DAY CARE."
1093
00:52:59,828 --> 00:53:02,004
[ SIGHS ] GREAT.
1094
00:53:05,399 --> 00:53:07,314
[ BARKS ]
1095
00:53:11,971 --> 00:53:13,233
[ BARKING ]
1096
00:53:35,081 --> 00:53:39,172
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
1097
00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:40,521
LAUREN?
1098
00:53:40,565 --> 00:53:44,264
HI, THERE. I'M LYNDA TEDANSKI,
DARLA'S MOTHER.
1099
00:53:44,308 --> 00:53:46,527
HI. IT'S SO NICE
TO MEET YOU.
1100
00:53:46,571 --> 00:53:47,702
LIKEWISE.
1101
00:53:47,746 --> 00:53:49,356
[ SNICKERS BARKS ]
1102
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:52,272
OH, WHAT AN ADORABLE
LITTLE DOG.
1103
00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:54,056
OH, HE'S A REAL CHARMER.
1104
00:53:54,100 --> 00:53:55,057
HELLO.
1105
00:53:55,101 --> 00:53:56,581
SET HIM OUT HERE,
1106
00:53:56,624 --> 00:53:59,584
AND WE'LL GO IN THEREAND TALK.
1107
00:53:59,627 --> 00:54:00,715
YEAH.
1108
00:54:00,759 --> 00:54:03,327
PLEASE, COME ON IN.
1109
00:54:03,370 --> 00:54:05,459
HAVE A SEAT.
1110
00:54:08,506 --> 00:54:10,116
OH. UM, PLEASE EXCUSE ME.
1111
00:54:10,159 --> 00:54:12,901
THAT CHAIR'S ACTUALLYA LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE.
1112
00:54:12,945 --> 00:54:16,775
THANK YOU.
YES, THAT'S BETTER.
1113
00:54:16,818 --> 00:54:21,649
OKAY. SO, ABOUT
THE SEATING CHART...
1114
00:54:21,693 --> 00:54:22,781
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOUR MOTHER
1115
00:54:22,824 --> 00:54:24,391
WANTED TO SIT WITH
HER BINGO FRIENDS,
1116
00:54:24,435 --> 00:54:28,526
AND I ACTUALLY HAVE THEM ALLSITTING TOGETHER AT TABLE 20.
1117
00:54:31,180 --> 00:54:34,749
IS EVERYTHING OKAY,
MRS. TEDANSKI?
1118
00:54:34,793 --> 00:54:36,403
ACTUALLY, NO.
1119
00:54:36,447 --> 00:54:39,493
I'M NOT EVEN SURE IT'S
APPROPRIATE TO TELL YOU THIS,
1120
00:54:39,537 --> 00:54:41,495
BUT TROUBLESHOOTING
IS WHAT WE PAY YOU FOR.
1121
00:54:41,539 --> 00:54:43,018
RIGHT.
1122
00:54:43,062 --> 00:54:45,107
LET ME FIRST SAY THAT DARLA
IS A WONDERFUL GIRL.
1123
00:54:45,151 --> 00:54:46,848
OH, YES, OF COURSE.
1124
00:54:46,892 --> 00:54:50,983
SHE'S JUST ALWAYS HAD A BIT
OF A WILD STREAK,
1125
00:54:51,026 --> 00:54:54,334
BUT I THOUGHT
SINCE SHE GOT ENGAGED..
1126
00:54:54,378 --> 00:54:57,729
I SAW ONE OF THE GROOMSMEN
AT MY DAUGHTER'S YESTERDAY.
1127
00:54:57,772 --> 00:54:59,296
OH, MRS. TEDANSKI.
1128
00:54:59,339 --> 00:55:01,428
THERE'S NOTHING
UNUSUAL ABOUT THAT.
1129
00:55:01,472 --> 00:55:02,516
NAKED.
1130
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,779
WITH DARLA?
1131
00:55:04,823 --> 00:55:09,001
WE-WERE THEY, UM...
1132
00:55:09,044 --> 00:55:12,744
DO YOU, BY CHANCE, KNOWWHICH GROOMSMAN IT WAS?
1133
00:55:12,787 --> 00:55:15,486
I ONLY SAW THE BACK
OF HIS HEAD,
1134
00:55:15,529 --> 00:55:17,879
BUT I THINK
IT WAS HIS BROTHER.
1135
00:55:17,923 --> 00:55:18,880
NICK?
1136
00:55:18,924 --> 00:55:21,056
YES, THE ONE
SHE USED TO DATE.
1137
00:55:21,100 --> 00:55:23,363
BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
1138
00:55:23,407 --> 00:55:26,366
WITH DARLA,
ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE.
1139
00:55:26,410 --> 00:55:29,151
SO YOU THINK THAT DARLAAND NICK ARE --
1140
00:55:29,195 --> 00:55:31,458
ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR?
I'M AFRAID SO.
1141
00:55:31,502 --> 00:55:35,462
I JUST DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.
1142
00:55:35,506 --> 00:55:37,986
NEITHER DO I.
1143
00:55:40,772 --> 00:55:43,078
Lauren: I TOLD BONNIE
IT WAS AN EMERGENCY,
1144
00:55:43,122 --> 00:55:44,906
AND SHE HAD TO MEET ME
AT THE BAR.
1145
00:55:44,950 --> 00:55:46,778
AND EVEN THOUGH
IT WAS HAPPY HOUR,
1146
00:55:46,821 --> 00:55:48,606
THERE WAS NOTHING HAPPY
ABOUT IT.
1147
00:55:48,649 --> 00:55:50,085
IT MAKES SENSE, RIGHT?
1148
00:55:50,129 --> 00:55:53,219
I DECIDE TO TRUST MEN AGAIN,
AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENS.
1149
00:55:53,262 --> 00:55:54,263
I'M SUCH AN IDIOT.
1150
00:55:54,307 --> 00:55:55,352
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
1151
00:55:55,395 --> 00:55:56,875
CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?
1152
00:55:56,918 --> 00:55:59,399
WHY? SO YOU CAN LULL ME
INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY
1153
00:55:59,443 --> 00:56:01,096
AND BREAK MY HEART?
NO THANKS.
1154
00:56:01,140 --> 00:56:02,359
NEVER MIND.
1155
00:56:02,402 --> 00:56:05,623
TOO HARSH?JUST A LITTLE.
1156
00:56:05,666 --> 00:56:07,451
I MEAN, IN NICK'S DEFENSE,
1157
00:56:07,494 --> 00:56:09,931
MRS. TEDANSKI SAID SHE ONLY
SAW THE BACK OF HIS HEAD.
1158
00:56:09,975 --> 00:56:11,585
SHE SAID IT WAS THE BROTHER.
1159
00:56:11,629 --> 00:56:13,761
HOW MANY BROTHERS
DOES HE HAVE?
1160
00:56:13,805 --> 00:56:15,023
ONE. I THINK.
1161
00:56:15,067 --> 00:56:17,765
LOOK, I DON'T WANTTO JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.
1162
00:56:17,809 --> 00:56:21,029
I JUST DON'T WANT YOUTO FALL FOR ANOTHER BRAD.
1163
00:56:21,073 --> 00:56:24,076
TRUST ME.
NICK IS DEFINITELY NOT BRAD.
1164
00:56:24,119 --> 00:56:25,512
OR MAYBE HE IS.
1165
00:56:25,556 --> 00:56:29,168
HE SAID HE WASN'T LIKE HIS
BROTHER, BUT WHO KNOWS.
1166
00:56:29,211 --> 00:56:30,865
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO BELIEVE.
1167
00:56:30,909 --> 00:56:32,476
WHAT DOES NICK HAVE TO SAY?
1168
00:56:32,519 --> 00:56:35,392
I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE BEEN AVOIDING HIS CALLS.
1169
00:56:35,435 --> 00:56:37,959
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE HIMA CHANCE TO EXPLAIN.
1170
00:56:38,003 --> 00:56:39,744
I'M TIRED
OF SECOND CHANCES.
1171
00:56:44,575 --> 00:56:47,447
Darla: HELLO?
IS ANYBODY THERE?
1172
00:56:47,491 --> 00:56:49,362
I'M IN HERE.
1173
00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:50,363
HI, LAUREN.
1174
00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:51,756
OH, HI, DARLA.
1175
00:56:51,799 --> 00:56:54,454
I WAS JUST WORKING ON YOUR TABLEFOR THE RECEPTION.
1176
00:56:54,498 --> 00:56:56,935
WHAT DO YOU THINK?IT'S FINE.
1177
00:56:56,978 --> 00:57:00,155
UM, WELL, BECAUSE IF YOUDON'T LIKE IT, I COULD --
1178
00:57:00,199 --> 00:57:01,722
FORGET ABOUT THE TABLE.
1179
00:57:01,766 --> 00:57:04,159
I WANT TO GET MARRIED
SOONER.
1180
00:57:04,203 --> 00:57:06,335
HOW MUCH SOONER?THIS SATURDAY.
1181
00:57:06,379 --> 00:57:09,469
WHY CAN'T YOU WAIT
THE EXTRA TWO WEEKS?
1182
00:57:09,513 --> 00:57:11,166
BECAUSE I JUST CAN'T.
1183
00:57:11,210 --> 00:57:15,432
LISTEN, DARLA, IF I'M GONNATHROUGH THE HUGE INCONVENIENCE
1184
00:57:15,475 --> 00:57:17,477
OF MOVING UP YOUR WEDDING,
1185
00:57:17,521 --> 00:57:21,002
I NEED A BETTER REASONTHAN YOU JUST CAN'T.
1186
00:57:21,046 --> 00:57:22,569
I'M PREGNANT.
1187
00:57:22,613 --> 00:57:26,617
WELL, I'M SURE JAYWILL MAKE A GREAT DAD.
1188
00:57:26,660 --> 00:57:29,837
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
IT ISN'T HIS.
1189
00:57:29,881 --> 00:57:31,491
EX-EXCUSE ME?
1190
00:57:31,535 --> 00:57:34,581
I SAID THE BABY ISN'T HIS.
OKAY?
1191
00:57:34,625 --> 00:57:36,104
WHOSE IS IT?
1192
00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:43,460
DARLA, WHOSE IS IT?
1193
00:57:45,505 --> 00:57:47,855
IT'S HIS BROTHER'S.
1194
00:57:47,899 --> 00:57:50,510
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG
WITH YOU?
1195
00:57:50,554 --> 00:57:54,514
YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING, AND
YOU'RE THROWING IT ALL AWAY?
1196
00:57:54,558 --> 00:57:55,820
YOU THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE
1197
00:57:55,863 --> 00:57:58,039
YOU WERE BORN WITH A SILVER
SPOON IN YOUR MOUTH
1198
00:57:58,083 --> 00:58:00,477
GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO TREAT
PEOPLE THE WAY YOU DO?
1199
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:02,087
WELL, I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU.
1200
00:58:02,130 --> 00:58:04,568
BEING PRIVILEGED DOESN'T
MAKE YOU ENTITLED.
1201
00:58:04,611 --> 00:58:07,092
ARE YOU FINISHED YET?
1202
00:58:07,135 --> 00:58:08,485
NO, I AM NOT FINISHED,
1203
00:58:08,528 --> 00:58:11,488
BECAUSE I HAVEN'T ANSWERED
YOUR QUESTION.
1204
00:58:11,531 --> 00:58:14,360
NO, DARLA, I WILL NOT MOVE UP
YOUR WEDDING,
1205
00:58:14,403 --> 00:58:18,190
BECAUSE, FRANKLY, I THINK THIS
IS PART OF YOUR LATEST SCHEME.
1206
00:58:18,233 --> 00:58:19,191
SO, FIRE ME.
1207
00:58:19,234 --> 00:58:21,149
OR ACTUALLY TELL G
TO FIRE ME.
1208
00:58:21,193 --> 00:58:22,716
BUT I WON'T DO IT.
1209
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:26,111
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND SOME
OTHER WAY OUT OF THIS MESS,
1210
00:58:26,154 --> 00:58:28,592
AND I SUGGEST THAT YOU START
BEING HONEST
1211
00:58:28,635 --> 00:58:30,985
WITH THE PEOPLE
THAT CARE ABOUT YOU,
1212
00:58:31,029 --> 00:58:33,205
BECAUSE THEY DON'T
DESERVE THIS.
1213
00:58:35,990 --> 00:58:37,339
NOW I'M FINISHED.
1214
00:58:37,383 --> 00:58:39,516
YOU'LL BE SORRY
YOU SAID THAT.
1215
00:58:42,301 --> 00:58:44,085
[ SNICKERS SNARLING ]
[ GASPS ]
1216
00:58:46,392 --> 00:58:49,787
YOU -- LET GO OF THAT.
1217
00:58:49,830 --> 00:58:52,093
AH!
1218
00:58:53,660 --> 00:58:54,792
GIMME --
1219
00:58:59,753 --> 00:59:02,103
[ SNICKERS BARKING ]
1220
00:59:05,585 --> 00:59:08,501
GOOD BOY, SNICKERS.
1221
00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:11,156
GOOD BOY.
YES, YOU ARE.
1222
00:59:11,199 --> 00:59:15,160
YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD BOY.
YES, YOU ARE.
1223
00:59:15,203 --> 00:59:16,553
YOU ARE. I KNOW.
1224
00:59:18,859 --> 00:59:20,600
Lauren: EVEN THOUGH
I PROBABLY RUINED MY CHANCES
1225
00:59:20,644 --> 00:59:22,210
OF GETTING THAT PROMOTION,
1226
00:59:22,254 --> 00:59:25,605
TELLING OFF DARLA WAS THE FIRSTTIME I EVER STOOD UP FOR MYSELF,
1227
00:59:25,649 --> 00:59:26,737
AND IT FELT GREAT.
1228
00:59:26,780 --> 00:59:28,303
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
1229
00:59:30,871 --> 00:59:34,396
[ SIGHS ]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1230
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:35,659
WE NEED TO TALK.
1231
00:59:35,702 --> 00:59:38,052
I DON'T WANT
TO TALK TO YOU...
1232
00:59:38,096 --> 00:59:39,271
ABOUT ANYTHING.
1233
00:59:39,314 --> 00:59:40,664
BRAD!
1234
00:59:40,707 --> 00:59:43,144
SO, MY THERAPIST THINKSWE SHOULD GET BACK TOGETHER.
1235
00:59:43,188 --> 00:59:44,493
OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
1236
00:59:44,537 --> 00:59:46,713
HE SAID THAT I'M NOTGONNA GROW AS A "ME."
1237
00:59:46,757 --> 00:59:47,975
I NEED TO BE A "WE."
1238
00:59:48,019 --> 00:59:50,891
AH, THERE IS NO WE.
THERE NEVER WAS.
1239
00:59:50,935 --> 00:59:52,371
THERE WAS ONLY YOU.
1240
00:59:52,414 --> 00:59:53,415
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
1241
00:59:53,459 --> 00:59:54,547
YES, IT IS.
1242
00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:56,549
NO, IT'S NOT.
YES, IT IS.
1243
00:59:56,593 --> 00:59:59,421
GOD, LAUREN,YOU'RE BEING REALLY HARSH.
1244
00:59:59,465 --> 01:00:02,033
OH, I'M BEING HARSH?
YOU CHEATED ON ME.
1245
01:00:02,076 --> 01:00:03,643
WHAT IS IT WITH YOU GUYS?
1246
01:00:03,687 --> 01:00:06,559
IS IT SO HARD TO STAY FAITHFUL
TO ONE WOMAN?
1247
01:00:06,603 --> 01:00:08,648
ACTUALLY, MY THERAPIST SAYS
1248
01:00:08,692 --> 01:00:11,303
IT'S NOT WITHIN
OUR GENETIC MAKEUP.
1249
01:00:11,346 --> 01:00:14,523
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW
MUCH YOU HURT ME?
1250
01:00:14,567 --> 01:00:18,484
HOW YOU DESTROYED ANY HOPES
I HAD OF OUR LIFE TOGETHER?
1251
01:00:18,527 --> 01:00:19,746
DO YOU?
1252
01:00:19,790 --> 01:00:21,618
WELL, I SAID I WAS SORRY.
1253
01:00:21,661 --> 01:00:24,142
SORRY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH.
1254
01:00:32,541 --> 01:00:34,239
SIGN.
1255
01:00:34,282 --> 01:00:36,371
OH, LAUREN, YOU DON'T WANT METO SIGN THIS.
1256
01:00:36,415 --> 01:00:37,808
YES, I DO.
1257
01:00:37,851 --> 01:00:40,854
NO, YOU DON'T.SHUT THE HELL UP, BRAD.
1258
01:00:40,898 --> 01:00:42,551
FOR ONCE, I'M GONNA HAVE
THE LAST WORD.
1259
01:00:42,595 --> 01:00:43,857
SIGN.
1260
01:00:43,901 --> 01:00:48,296
OKAY, BUT YOUR MOM IS GONNA BEREALLY PISSED.
1261
01:00:48,340 --> 01:00:50,690
I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES.
1262
01:00:55,477 --> 01:00:56,957
YOU KNOW THE WAY OUT.
1263
01:01:06,358 --> 01:01:08,490
WHO ARE YOU?
1264
01:01:08,534 --> 01:01:09,840
WHO ARE YOU?
1265
01:01:09,883 --> 01:01:11,842
I'M LAUREN'S HUSBAND.
1266
01:01:14,496 --> 01:01:17,717
UH, CAN I -- I TALK TO HERFOR A MINUTE?
1267
01:01:17,761 --> 01:01:20,372
OH, SORRY.
SHE'S IN THE BATH.
1268
01:01:20,415 --> 01:01:22,635
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME
YOUR NAME,
1269
01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:24,419
AND I'LL TELL HER
YOU STOPPED BY?
1270
01:01:24,463 --> 01:01:26,987
NO, NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.THANKS.
1271
01:01:38,564 --> 01:01:40,958
Lauren: AS I ARRIVED AT WORK
THE NEXT MORNING,
1272
01:01:41,001 --> 01:01:42,742
THE BUZZ I HAD FROM
MY SELF-EMPOWERMENT BINGE
1273
01:01:42,786 --> 01:01:44,570
QUICKLY WORE OFF.
1274
01:01:44,613 --> 01:01:48,574
G WAS BACK IN THE OFFICE,
AND I WAS CERTAIN I'D BE FIRED.
1275
01:01:48,617 --> 01:01:51,055
LAUREN, IN HERE NOW!
1276
01:01:55,494 --> 01:01:57,801
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENEDWHILE I WAS GONE?
1277
01:01:57,844 --> 01:01:59,716
G, LISTEN, I CAN EXPLAIN.
1278
01:01:59,759 --> 01:02:02,066
MY CHAIR IS RUINED.
1279
01:02:02,109 --> 01:02:05,069
YOU -- YOU MEAN
THIS ISN'T ABOUT DARLA?
1280
01:02:05,112 --> 01:02:07,767
NOT UNLESS SHE'S THE ONEWHO PEED ON IT.
1281
01:02:07,811 --> 01:02:08,986
OF COURSE NOT.
1282
01:02:09,029 --> 01:02:11,858
SNICKERS HAD AN ACCIDENT
WHEN YOU WERE GONE,
1283
01:02:11,902 --> 01:02:15,209
BUT IT'S ONLY
BECAUSE HE MISSED YOU.
1284
01:02:15,253 --> 01:02:19,344
OH, THERE'S MY PRECIOUS BABY.COME TO MOMMY, SNICKERS.
1285
01:02:19,387 --> 01:02:21,738
[ GROWLING, BARKS ]
1286
01:02:26,307 --> 01:02:30,007
GO TO YOUR MAMA, SNICKERS.COME ON, SNICKERS.
1287
01:02:30,050 --> 01:02:31,704
GO TO YOUR MAMA.
1288
01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:35,403
HE'S JUST TRYING
TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS.
1289
01:02:36,796 --> 01:02:39,756
I GUESS. HMM.
1290
01:02:39,799 --> 01:02:42,541
WHAT WERE YOU SAYING
ABOUT DARLA?
1291
01:02:42,584 --> 01:02:45,370
WELL, I-I WAS WONDERINGIF YOU SPOKE TO HER.
1292
01:02:45,413 --> 01:02:48,808
NO, BUT I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER,
AND SHE SAID TO COMPLIMENT YOU
1293
01:02:48,852 --> 01:02:51,245
ON HANDLING A VERY DELICATE
SITUATION.
1294
01:02:51,289 --> 01:02:52,725
SHE SAID THAT?
1295
01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:55,293
AND THAT WE'RE MOVING THE
WEDDING UP TO THIS SATURDAY.
1296
01:02:55,336 --> 01:02:57,730
THEY'RE STILL GOING THROUGHWITH IT?
1297
01:02:57,774 --> 01:02:59,340
WELL, WHY WOULDN'T THEY?
1298
01:02:59,384 --> 01:03:02,604
G, I DON'T THINK THIS ISSOMETHING I CAN REALLY DO.
1299
01:03:02,648 --> 01:03:05,477
OH, PLEASE. YOU NEED
TO OVERNIGHT THESE.
1300
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:06,826
SO, I'M NOT FIRED?
1301
01:03:06,870 --> 01:03:09,220
OF COURSE NOT.
I TOLD YOU.
1302
01:03:09,263 --> 01:03:12,310
IF YOU PULL THIS OFF,
YOU'LL BE PROMOTED.
1303
01:03:12,353 --> 01:03:14,442
MY MIGRAINES ARE BACK.
1304
01:03:32,460 --> 01:03:34,680
Lauren:
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THRILLED
1305
01:03:34,723 --> 01:03:37,988
THAT WE PULLED OFFDARLA'S WEDDING OFF IN TWO DAYS,
1306
01:03:38,031 --> 01:03:40,381
BUT ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT
WAS NICK.
1307
01:03:40,425 --> 01:03:42,862
HOW COULD I FALL FOR SOMEONE
1308
01:03:42,906 --> 01:03:46,431
WHO WOULD SLEEP WITH HIS
BROTHER'S FIANCéE
1309
01:03:46,474 --> 01:03:50,435
AND THEN LIE TO ME
ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP?
1310
01:03:50,478 --> 01:03:55,353
DESPITE HOW BETRAYED I FELT,
I KNEW I HAD TO DO A GOOD JOB,
1311
01:03:55,396 --> 01:03:56,702
NO MATTER WHAT.
1312
01:04:07,756 --> 01:04:09,628
DARLA, I HAVE YOUR --
[ GASPS ]
1313
01:04:09,671 --> 01:04:10,759
[ GASPS ]
1314
01:04:12,326 --> 01:04:15,416
RICK, I TOLD YOU
TO LOCK THE DOOR.
1315
01:04:15,460 --> 01:04:16,809
RICK?
1316
01:04:16,853 --> 01:04:20,421
RICK CORINA,JAY AND NICK'S LITTLE BROTHER.
1317
01:04:20,465 --> 01:04:23,903
NICK WASN'T HAVING AN AFFAIR
WITH DARLA.
1318
01:04:23,947 --> 01:04:27,689
A WAVE OF RELIEF WASHED OVER ME,UNTIL I REALIZED
1319
01:04:27,733 --> 01:04:31,737
THERE'S STILL SOMETHING HORRIBLYWRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.
1320
01:04:31,780 --> 01:04:33,521
[ SIGHS ] HOW COULD YOU?
1321
01:04:33,565 --> 01:04:36,960
IS THERE A FOURTH OR FIFTH
BROTHER I DON'T KNOW ABOUT?
1322
01:04:37,003 --> 01:04:38,918
HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THEM, TOO?
1323
01:04:38,962 --> 01:04:42,748
DO YOU HONESTLY THINK YOU CAN
MANAGE TILL DEATH DO US PART
1324
01:04:42,791 --> 01:04:44,837
WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN
STAY FAITHFUL FOR A DAY?
1325
01:04:44,881 --> 01:04:47,057
DON'T BE SO PROVINCIAL.
1326
01:04:47,100 --> 01:04:49,842
AND YOU -- HOW COULD YOU DO THISTO YOUR BROTHER?
1327
01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:52,149
HE STOLE MY GIRLFRIENDS
BEFORE.
1328
01:04:55,456 --> 01:04:56,414
DARLA?
1329
01:04:56,457 --> 01:04:58,503
JAY. [ GASPS ]
1330
01:04:58,546 --> 01:05:00,722
HONEY, IT'S NOT
WHAT YOU THINK.
1331
01:05:00,766 --> 01:05:02,550
OH, YEAH?
1332
01:05:02,594 --> 01:05:04,770
YEAH, JAY, SHE CAN EXPLAIN,
REALLY.
1333
01:05:04,813 --> 01:05:06,903
WHY DON'T I EXPLAIN
SOMETHING?
1334
01:05:08,121 --> 01:05:11,516
JAY, NO!
HEY, GET OFF HIM!
1335
01:05:11,559 --> 01:05:14,084
GUYS, COME ON!
1336
01:05:14,127 --> 01:05:16,564
GET BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE--
1337
01:05:17,478 --> 01:05:19,089
GUYS, STOP IT.
1338
01:05:21,047 --> 01:05:22,570
THAT'S IT.
1339
01:05:25,573 --> 01:05:27,314
STOP IT.
1340
01:05:27,358 --> 01:05:29,012
OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE RUINING YOUR SUITS.
1341
01:05:31,318 --> 01:05:32,406
NICK.
1342
01:05:32,450 --> 01:05:33,364
YOU OKAY?
1343
01:05:33,407 --> 01:05:34,931
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
1344
01:05:34,974 --> 01:05:36,715
NO, NOT NOW.
1345
01:05:36,758 --> 01:05:40,327
NICK, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE.
1346
01:05:40,371 --> 01:05:41,807
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
1347
01:05:41,850 --> 01:05:44,157
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN BEINGWITH A MARRIED LADY.
1348
01:05:44,201 --> 01:05:46,290
I KNOW. I MADE A MISTAKE
ABOUT YOU AND DARLA.
1349
01:05:46,333 --> 01:05:47,944
DARLA?
1350
01:05:47,987 --> 01:05:49,293
I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU.
1351
01:05:49,336 --> 01:05:52,426
HUH?
1352
01:05:52,470 --> 01:05:54,341
I MET YOUR HUSBAND
LAST WEEK.
1353
01:05:54,385 --> 01:05:55,386
WHAT?
1354
01:05:55,429 --> 01:05:56,953
[ WHISTLES ]
1355
01:05:56,996 --> 01:05:59,172
WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING
ON HERE?
1356
01:05:59,216 --> 01:06:01,479
ALL OF YOU,
STOP IT THIS INSTANT.
1357
01:06:05,048 --> 01:06:07,441
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELVES.
1358
01:06:07,485 --> 01:06:11,054
WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE?WHY DIDN'T YOU DO SOMETHING?
1359
01:06:11,097 --> 01:06:12,403
NEVER MIND.
1360
01:06:12,446 --> 01:06:15,275
WE HAVE A WEDDING IN 15 MINUTES,AND I'LL BE DAMNED
1361
01:06:15,319 --> 01:06:18,365
IF THIS IS THE FIRST GENNIFER
DOUGLAS PRODUCTION
1362
01:06:18,409 --> 01:06:20,759
TO GET CANCELED.
1363
01:06:20,802 --> 01:06:23,980
YOU DRINK THIS.
1364
01:06:24,023 --> 01:06:26,373
AND YOU FINISH GETTING DRESSED.
1365
01:06:26,417 --> 01:06:30,812
YOU BOYS MAKE SURE YOUR FATHER
DOESN'T HEAR ABOUT THIS.
1366
01:06:35,165 --> 01:06:37,384
AS FOR YOU, YOU'VE DONE
ENOUGH DAMAGE,
1367
01:06:37,428 --> 01:06:39,604
SO JUST TRY TO KEEP
OUT OF SIGHT.
1368
01:06:39,647 --> 01:06:42,433
YOU KNOW, YOU'LL NEVER MAKE
IT IN THIS BUSINESS
1369
01:06:42,476 --> 01:06:45,001
IF YOU DON'T LEARN
HOW TO TAKE CHARGE.
1370
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:51,355
[ ORGAN PLAYS
"HERE COMES THE BRIDE" ]
1371
01:06:54,662 --> 01:06:56,403
Lauren: THANKS TO G'S FLASK,
1372
01:06:56,447 --> 01:06:59,058
JAY FINALLY MANAGED TO MAKE IT
TO THE ALTAR.
1373
01:06:59,102 --> 01:07:02,670
AND AFTER A FEW SWIGS MYSELF, I
MANAGED TO MAKE IT TO MY SEAT.
1374
01:07:02,714 --> 01:07:04,237
I WANT TO TELL YOU
1375
01:07:04,281 --> 01:07:06,979
THAT WITH ALL MY ORGANIZATIONAL
SKILLS AND EMPATHY,
1376
01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:08,372
I FIXED EVERYTHING.
1377
01:07:08,415 --> 01:07:11,070
BUT ALL I DID WAS HELP THE GROOMGET DRUNK
1378
01:07:11,114 --> 01:07:15,074
WHILE G CONVINCED DARLA AND JAY
TO GO THROUGH WITH THE WEDDING.
1379
01:08:04,863 --> 01:08:09,389
Pastor: MARRIAGE IS A SACRED
INSTITUTION CREATED BY GOD
1380
01:08:09,433 --> 01:08:13,654
AS A SYMBOL OF THE UNION
BETWEEN MAN AND A WOMAN.
1381
01:08:13,698 --> 01:08:14,829
[ SNICKERS ]
1382
01:08:16,440 --> 01:08:21,314
IF ANYONE OBJECTS TO THIS UNION,PLEASE SPEAK NOW.
1383
01:08:25,188 --> 01:08:26,493
[ HICCUPS ]
1384
01:08:27,625 --> 01:08:29,409
[ LAUGHS ]
1385
01:08:35,459 --> 01:08:39,506
I BELIEVE WE'LL MOVE ON
TO THE VOWS.
1386
01:08:39,550 --> 01:08:41,117
THE RINGS.
1387
01:08:45,512 --> 01:08:50,691
THESE RINGS ARE A SYMBOL
OF COMMITMENT AND FIDELITY.
1388
01:08:50,735 --> 01:08:52,171
THAT'S RICH!
1389
01:08:55,348 --> 01:09:00,484
JAMES, DO YOU TAKE DARLA TO BE
YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE,
1390
01:09:00,527 --> 01:09:04,618
TO HAVE AND TO HOLD
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD
1391
01:09:04,662 --> 01:09:08,448
IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH
TILL DEATH DO YOU PART?
1392
01:09:08,492 --> 01:09:11,799
HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON MEWITH MY OWN BROTHER?
1393
01:09:11,843 --> 01:09:14,324
[ GUESTS MURMURING ]
1394
01:09:17,414 --> 01:09:20,460
WOULD YOU LIKE METO REPEAT THE QUESTION, SIR?
1395
01:09:20,504 --> 01:09:22,549
NO, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY,
PADRE.
1396
01:09:22,593 --> 01:09:25,683
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, UM,
1397
01:09:25,726 --> 01:09:28,903
I DON'T TAKE DARLA
TO HAVE AND TO HOLD.
1398
01:09:28,947 --> 01:09:32,298
I CHANGED MY MIND.
I DON'T WANT HER ANYMORE.
1399
01:09:32,342 --> 01:09:33,299
WAIT A MINUTE.
1400
01:09:33,343 --> 01:09:34,822
YOU CAN'T BREAK UP WITH ME
1401
01:09:34,866 --> 01:09:37,042
BECAUSE I'M BREAKING UPWITH YOU.
1402
01:09:37,085 --> 01:09:38,435
WHATEVER.
1403
01:09:38,478 --> 01:09:40,480
DARLA, NO.
1404
01:09:40,524 --> 01:09:42,308
QUIET, MOTHER.
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.
1405
01:09:42,352 --> 01:09:43,353
HUH.
1406
01:09:45,703 --> 01:09:47,835
I WOULDN'T MARRY JAY CORINA
1407
01:09:47,879 --> 01:09:50,534
IF HE WAS THE LAST MANON EARTH!
1408
01:09:50,577 --> 01:09:53,232
AND I WOULD NEVER HAVE HAD
THE COURAGE
1409
01:09:53,276 --> 01:09:54,799
TO STATE MY TRUE FEELINGS
1410
01:09:54,842 --> 01:09:57,845
IF IT HADN'T BEEN
FOR LAUREN CRANDELL.
1411
01:09:57,889 --> 01:10:00,108
SHE TAUGHT ME
THAT I NEED TO BE HONEST
1412
01:10:00,152 --> 01:10:02,198
WITH THE PEOPLE
WHO CARE ABOUT ME.
1413
01:10:03,547 --> 01:10:05,897
NO, NO, NO, NO.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
1414
01:10:05,940 --> 01:10:08,856
THE POINT IS, I'M BREAKING UP
WITH JAY
1415
01:10:08,900 --> 01:10:11,946
BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE
WITH HIS BROTHER.
1416
01:10:11,990 --> 01:10:13,034
NICK?
1417
01:10:13,078 --> 01:10:14,253
NO, RICK.
1418
01:10:14,297 --> 01:10:17,343
SO, THAT'S WHO I SAW
NAKED?
1419
01:10:18,866 --> 01:10:23,349
AND I'M PROUD TO SAY
THAT I'M HAVING HIS BABY.
1420
01:10:23,393 --> 01:10:24,916
[ GUESTS MURMURING ]
1421
01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:58,210
Lauren: EVEN THOUGH DARLA DIDN'TGO THROUGH WITH THE CEREMONY,
1422
01:10:58,254 --> 01:10:59,994
LOU TEDANSKI
WAS GOING TO BE DAMNED
1423
01:11:00,038 --> 01:11:02,301
IF HE DIDN'T GO THROUGH
WITH THE RECEPTION.
1424
01:11:02,345 --> 01:11:05,304
G WARNED ME I'D NEVER GET AHEAD
IF I DIDN'T TAKE CHARGE.
1425
01:11:05,348 --> 01:11:07,088
SO THANKS TO A COMBINATION
1426
01:11:07,132 --> 01:11:10,309
OF OVERWHELMING STRESS
AND G'S FLASK OF TRUTH SERUM,
1427
01:11:10,353 --> 01:11:13,660
I DECIDED TO THROW CAUTION
TO THE WIND AND SPEAK MY MIND.
1428
01:11:13,704 --> 01:11:16,315
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
1429
01:11:16,359 --> 01:11:20,232
YOU -- SORRY --
1430
01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:22,452
SHOULD BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELF.
1431
01:11:22,495 --> 01:11:25,193
NO, NO, NO, NO.
I'M NOT FINISHED.
1432
01:11:25,237 --> 01:11:27,413
UM, YOU NEED TO GROW UP
1433
01:11:27,457 --> 01:11:30,764
AND KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
TO BE A MAN,
1434
01:11:30,808 --> 01:11:34,681
A BROTHER, AND IN SEVEN MONTHS,
A FATHER.
1435
01:11:34,725 --> 01:11:36,944
NOW ARE YOU FINISHED?
1436
01:11:36,988 --> 01:11:38,337
[ HICCUPS ]
1437
01:11:38,381 --> 01:11:40,339
WITH YOU.
1438
01:11:40,383 --> 01:11:42,341
YEAH. HEY.
1439
01:11:42,385 --> 01:11:45,692
WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK?
1440
01:11:45,736 --> 01:11:48,869
OH, GOD,
I'M NOT SURE I DO.
1441
01:11:48,913 --> 01:11:52,699
I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE HADDARLA FIXED WHEN SHE WAS 15.
1442
01:11:52,743 --> 01:11:54,135
DON'T YOU THINK?
1443
01:11:54,179 --> 01:11:55,267
OH, MY.
1444
01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:58,314
COULD YOU EXCUSE US,
PLEASE? SORRY.
1445
01:11:58,357 --> 01:12:00,577
LAUREN, I THINK IT'S TIME
YOU GO HOME.
1446
01:12:00,620 --> 01:12:02,361
I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME.
1447
01:12:02,405 --> 01:12:03,623
I WANT TO TAKE CHARGE.
1448
01:12:05,669 --> 01:12:07,584
I FEEL DIZZY.
1449
01:12:07,627 --> 01:12:09,107
COME ON.
1450
01:12:09,150 --> 01:12:10,804
COME ON.
1451
01:12:10,848 --> 01:12:13,198
NICK...
1452
01:12:13,241 --> 01:12:17,811
NICK...GOD, THIS WAS ALL
A MISUNDERSTANDING.
1453
01:12:17,855 --> 01:12:20,074
I WAS SO WRONG
ABOUT YOU AND DARLA,
1454
01:12:20,118 --> 01:12:22,381
AND YOU WERE SO WRONG
ABOUT ME AND BRAD.
1455
01:12:22,425 --> 01:12:24,731
AND WE'RE NOT REALLY
MARRIED.
1456
01:12:24,775 --> 01:12:26,603
I MEAN, WE ARE TECHNICALLY,
1457
01:12:26,646 --> 01:12:29,345
BUT WE'RE GOING THROUGH
A DIVORCE.
1458
01:12:29,388 --> 01:12:30,781
ISN'T THAT GREAT NEWS?
1459
01:12:30,824 --> 01:12:32,217
LAUREN, I DON'T THINK
1460
01:12:32,260 --> 01:12:34,393
WE SHOULD SEE EACH
OTHER ANYMORE.
1461
01:12:34,437 --> 01:12:36,482
WHY NOT?
1462
01:12:36,526 --> 01:12:39,093
BECAUSE
YOU DIDN'T TRUST ME.
1463
01:12:42,619 --> 01:12:44,708
G: LAUREN CRANDELL.
1464
01:12:47,537 --> 01:12:48,712
YOU'RE FIRED.
1465
01:12:51,454 --> 01:12:54,500
OH. GREAT.
1466
01:13:04,815 --> 01:13:07,861
Lauren: NICK'S WORDS WERE
RINGING IN MY HEAD
1467
01:13:07,905 --> 01:13:09,385
WHEN I WOKE UP.
1468
01:13:09,428 --> 01:13:12,649
HE TURNED MY TRUST ISSUES
AGAINST ME, AND HE WAS RIGHT.
1469
01:13:12,692 --> 01:13:14,781
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER.
1470
01:13:22,659 --> 01:13:24,922
BUT EVEN WITH
A HORRIBLE HANGOVER,
1471
01:13:24,965 --> 01:13:26,924
I HAD A MOMENT OF CLARITY.
1472
01:13:26,967 --> 01:13:28,969
RULE NUMBER EIGHT --
1473
01:13:29,013 --> 01:13:32,712
WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE,
THERE ARE NO RULES.
1474
01:13:32,756 --> 01:13:34,366
OH, FORGET IT.
1475
01:13:38,718 --> 01:13:40,503
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
1476
01:13:40,546 --> 01:13:42,069
OH, LET'S SEE.
1477
01:13:42,113 --> 01:13:48,511
I'M SINGLE, JOBLESS,
AND HAVE A KILLER HANGOVER.
1478
01:13:48,554 --> 01:13:52,384
LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU CALL G,ASK FOR YOUR JOB BACK?
1479
01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:55,039
BECAUSE IT WAS A BLESSING
IN DISGUISE.
1480
01:13:55,082 --> 01:13:57,389
I'D RATHER BE POOR
AND UNEMPLOYED
1481
01:13:57,433 --> 01:13:59,260
THAN BE UNDER G'S THUMB.
1482
01:13:59,304 --> 01:14:00,261
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
1483
01:14:00,305 --> 01:14:01,349
I'LL GET IT.
1484
01:14:06,485 --> 01:14:08,444
I BET THESE
WILL CHEER YOU UP.
1485
01:14:10,358 --> 01:14:11,664
OH.
1486
01:14:14,406 --> 01:14:16,452
THESE ARE PRETTY.YEAH.
1487
01:14:21,108 --> 01:14:22,370
THEY'RE FOR YOU.
1488
01:14:22,414 --> 01:14:24,982
"LILLIES FOR MY LILY"?
1489
01:14:25,025 --> 01:14:28,899
PLEASE COME HOME.
LOVE, BANJO."
1490
01:14:28,942 --> 01:14:30,509
ISN'T HE THE CUTEST?
1491
01:14:30,553 --> 01:14:32,990
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR 3-MONTH RULE?
1492
01:14:33,033 --> 01:14:35,253
SOMETIMES LIFE
SURPRISES YOU.
1493
01:14:35,296 --> 01:14:38,648
THE GOOD NEWS IS, YOUCAN HAVE YOUR APARTMENT BACK.
1494
01:14:38,691 --> 01:14:42,216
AH, GREAT, NOW I CAN ADD
"LONELY" TO MY LIST.
1495
01:14:42,260 --> 01:14:44,828
[ LAUGHS ]
COULD THINGS GET ANY WORSE?
1496
01:14:44,871 --> 01:14:46,525
OH. ACTUALLY, MOM CALLED.
1497
01:14:46,569 --> 01:14:49,920
SHE SAID YOU'RE SUPPOSED TOMEET HER FOR BRUNCH.
1498
01:14:58,015 --> 01:14:59,843
LAUREN!IT'S 11:00 A.M., DEAR.
1499
01:14:59,886 --> 01:15:02,454
IT'S MORE THAN PAST THE TIME
TO COMB ONE'S HAIR.
1500
01:15:02,498 --> 01:15:05,457
WHY ARE YOU WEARING THOSERIDICULOUS SUNGLASSES?
1501
01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:06,806
MOM, PLEASE, SLOW DOWN.
1502
01:15:06,850 --> 01:15:08,765
AND PLEASE LOWER
YOUR VOICE.
1503
01:15:08,808 --> 01:15:10,723
WHY? DO YOU HAVE
A HANGOVER?
1504
01:15:10,767 --> 01:15:12,116
I'M BEGGING YOU.
1505
01:15:12,159 --> 01:15:14,205
CAN WE TALK ABOUT
SOMETHING ELSE?
1506
01:15:14,248 --> 01:15:15,249
YES.
1507
01:15:15,293 --> 01:15:16,468
LOOK.
1508
01:15:16,512 --> 01:15:17,948
YES. I'M FAMILIAR
WITH IT.
1509
01:15:17,991 --> 01:15:19,340
YES, BUT LOOK AT THE COVER.
1510
01:15:19,384 --> 01:15:22,126
"JUNIOR WEDDING CONSULTANTS,THE REAL EXPERTS."
1511
01:15:22,169 --> 01:15:23,606
LISTEN.
1512
01:15:23,649 --> 01:15:25,477
[ SIGHS ]
1513
01:15:25,521 --> 01:15:27,348
"TODAY'S RENAISSANCE WOMEN,
1514
01:15:27,392 --> 01:15:30,308
"JUNIOR CONSULTANTSLIKE LAUREN CRANDELL,
1515
01:15:30,351 --> 01:15:35,487
HANDLE EVERYTHING FROM TORNVEILS TO DANGLING GROOMS."
1516
01:15:35,531 --> 01:15:37,402
DID THEY MENTION G?
1517
01:15:37,445 --> 01:15:39,491
NO.
1518
01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:40,971
SHE IS GONNA HAVE A FIT.
1519
01:15:41,014 --> 01:15:44,757
WELL, I THINK
IT'S WONDERFUL.
1520
01:15:44,801 --> 01:15:48,326
NOW ALL YOU NEED IS A MANTO SHARE IN YOUR SUCCESS,
1521
01:15:48,369 --> 01:15:50,284
WHICH REMINDS ME --HAVE YOU CALLED BRAD?
1522
01:15:50,328 --> 01:15:53,200
MOM...
1523
01:15:53,244 --> 01:15:57,117
MOM, THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT I NEED TO TELL YOU.
1524
01:15:57,161 --> 01:16:00,294
AND PLEASE, PLEASE LISTEN
CAREFULLY,
1525
01:16:00,338 --> 01:16:03,210
BECAUSE THIS HAS TAKEN ME OVER
A YEAR TO GET THE COURAGE.
1526
01:16:03,254 --> 01:16:04,647
WHAT IS IT, DEAR?
1527
01:16:04,690 --> 01:16:05,648
UM...
1528
01:16:05,691 --> 01:16:08,346
OH, MY GOD,
ARE YOU A LESBIAN?
1529
01:16:08,389 --> 01:16:10,087
IT'S OKAY IF YOU ARE, HONEY,
1530
01:16:10,130 --> 01:16:12,350
AS LONG AS I CAN STILLHAVE GRANDCHILDREN.
1531
01:16:12,393 --> 01:16:16,746
MOTHER, I AM NOT A LESBIAN.
1532
01:16:16,789 --> 01:16:20,358
THE REAL REASON WHY
BRAD AND I BROKE UP
1533
01:16:20,401 --> 01:16:22,926
IS BECAUSE
HE CHEATED ON ME.
1534
01:16:22,969 --> 01:16:24,405
WHAT?
1535
01:16:24,449 --> 01:16:27,713
HE TRIED TO SLEEP WITH LILY
WHILE WE WERE MARRIED.
1536
01:16:27,757 --> 01:16:28,888
HE DID NOT.
1537
01:16:28,932 --> 01:16:32,457
ASK HER.
1538
01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:35,808
OH, MY GOD.
1539
01:16:35,852 --> 01:16:38,376
OH, AND --
AND ALL THIS TIME,
1540
01:16:38,419 --> 01:16:42,641
I'VE BEEN PUSHING A CHEATERON MY OWN DAUGHTER.
1541
01:16:42,685 --> 01:16:44,338
OH, I AM SO SORRY.
1542
01:16:44,382 --> 01:16:47,646
MOM, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
1543
01:16:47,690 --> 01:16:50,344
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL MESOONER?
1544
01:16:50,388 --> 01:16:51,476
[ SIGHS ]
1545
01:16:51,519 --> 01:16:54,131
I WAS ASHAMED.
1546
01:16:54,174 --> 01:16:58,309
I MEAN, YOU HAVE
THE PERFECT MARRIAGE.
1547
01:16:58,352 --> 01:17:03,357
I REALLY DIDN'T WANT
TO DISAPPOINT YOU.
1548
01:17:03,401 --> 01:17:07,318
OH, LAUREN.
1549
01:17:07,361 --> 01:17:10,713
LAUREN, YOU COULD NEVERDISAPPOINT ME,
1550
01:17:10,756 --> 01:17:14,325
NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO.
1551
01:17:14,368 --> 01:17:16,457
THANK YOU.
1552
01:17:16,501 --> 01:17:21,419
NO, THANK YOU
FOR BEING HONEST.
1553
01:17:21,462 --> 01:17:23,073
[ SIGHS ]
THIS IS GOOD.
1554
01:17:23,116 --> 01:17:24,988
NOW I DON'T HAVE TO MAKEPOLITE CONVERSATION
1555
01:17:25,031 --> 01:17:27,033
WITH THAT ANNOYING MOTHEROF HIS.
1556
01:17:27,077 --> 01:17:28,034
[ LAUGHS ] MOM.
1557
01:17:28,078 --> 01:17:30,297
I LOVE YOU.
1558
01:17:30,341 --> 01:17:32,430
I LOVE YOU, TOO, DEAR.
1559
01:17:34,737 --> 01:17:37,043
[ CAROUSEL MUSIC PLAYS ]
1560
01:17:38,479 --> 01:17:40,351
Lauren: MY MOTHER'S FAITH IN ME
1561
01:17:40,394 --> 01:17:43,484
MADE ME THINK ABOUT WHAT
I WANTED TO DO NEXT.
1562
01:17:43,528 --> 01:17:45,008
I WAS MISSING WORK.
1563
01:17:45,051 --> 01:17:49,055
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT BEING
A WEDDING PLANNER THAT --
1564
01:17:49,099 --> 01:17:52,145
NO MATTER HOW CHALLENGING --
MAKES ME HAPPY.
1565
01:17:52,189 --> 01:17:53,669
RULE NUMBER NINE --
1566
01:17:53,712 --> 01:17:56,759
EVEN IN A WEDDING
WITH CATASTROPHIC BLUNDERS,
1567
01:17:56,802 --> 01:17:58,543
THERE SHOULD ALWAYS BE A MOMENT
1568
01:17:58,586 --> 01:18:01,285
OF PURE, UNADULTERATED
GOOD WILL.
1569
01:18:01,328 --> 01:18:02,721
Man:
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
1570
01:18:02,765 --> 01:18:05,071
Lauren: IT'S KNOWING
THAT I HAD A HAND
1571
01:18:05,115 --> 01:18:08,814
IN CREATING A SECOND OR TWO
OF PERFECT HARMONY
1572
01:18:08,858 --> 01:18:11,034
THAT KEEPS ME COMING BACK.
1573
01:18:13,558 --> 01:18:15,342
AND THAT'S WHEN IT HIT ME.
1574
01:18:15,386 --> 01:18:18,606
I DIDN'T JUST WANT TO WATCH
THESE HAPPY MOMENTS.
1575
01:18:18,650 --> 01:18:21,087
I WANTED TO LIVE THEM.
1576
01:18:29,356 --> 01:18:33,883
HELLO? ANYBODY HERE?
1577
01:18:33,926 --> 01:18:37,669
WELL, ISN'T IT THE WEDDINGPLANNER FROM HELL?
1578
01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:39,453
JAY, I'M SO SORRY.
1579
01:18:39,497 --> 01:18:42,761
I REALLY WISH THAT THINGS
TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY.
1580
01:18:42,805 --> 01:18:46,547
AND I WISH I WASN'T PAYINGFOR RICK TO GO ON MYHONEYMOON.
1581
01:18:46,591 --> 01:18:48,593
AT LEAST
YOU FOUND OUT NOW.
1582
01:18:48,636 --> 01:18:50,464
TRUST ME.
1583
01:18:50,508 --> 01:18:53,511
IT HURTS A WHOLE LOT MORE
AFTER YOU SAY "I DO."
1584
01:18:53,554 --> 01:18:54,860
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
1585
01:18:54,904 --> 01:18:56,296
I'M LOOKING FOR NICK.
1586
01:18:56,340 --> 01:18:57,428
HE'S NOT HERE.
1587
01:18:57,471 --> 01:18:59,082
DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS?
1588
01:18:59,125 --> 01:19:01,519
HE JUST OUT A FIRE
IN WRIGLEYVILLE.
1589
01:19:01,562 --> 01:19:03,434
HE'S GONNA BE CLEANING UPFOR A WHILE.
1590
01:19:03,477 --> 01:19:04,783
I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG.
1591
01:19:04,827 --> 01:19:07,525
JAY, I-I REALLY NEED
TO TALK TO HIM.
1592
01:19:15,794 --> 01:19:17,448
WHATCHA DOING?
1593
01:19:17,491 --> 01:19:19,363
WELL, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY,RIGHT?
1594
01:19:19,406 --> 01:19:20,451
I'M GIVING YOU A RIDE.
1595
01:19:20,494 --> 01:19:23,584
[ LAUGHS ]
YOUR BROTHER WAS RIGHT.
1596
01:19:23,628 --> 01:19:25,673
ABOUT WHAT?
1597
01:19:25,717 --> 01:19:26,805
YOU.
1598
01:19:26,849 --> 01:19:29,286
YOU'RE NOT SUCH A BAD GUY.
1599
01:19:38,817 --> 01:19:41,037
[ SIREN WAILING ]
1600
01:19:45,128 --> 01:19:47,304
HA HA!
1601
01:19:47,347 --> 01:19:49,523
LOOK OUT!
COMING THROUGH!
1602
01:19:52,570 --> 01:19:53,876
HANG ON!
1603
01:19:57,053 --> 01:20:00,665
[ HORN HONKING ]
1604
01:20:00,708 --> 01:20:03,102
LET'S GO!
MOVE IT!
1605
01:20:04,451 --> 01:20:06,192
WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
1606
01:20:29,825 --> 01:20:31,391
NICK?
1607
01:20:31,435 --> 01:20:33,089
NICK!
1608
01:20:35,482 --> 01:20:37,876
LAUREN?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1609
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:40,270
YOUR BROTHER
DROPPED ME OFF.
1610
01:20:42,011 --> 01:20:43,621
I REALLY HAVE TO TALKTO YOU,
1611
01:20:43,664 --> 01:20:45,666
AND I'M REALLY SORRY
IT COULDN'T WAIT.
1612
01:20:48,147 --> 01:20:52,282
UM, MY SISTER TOLD ME SOMETHINGREALLY WISE TODAY.
1613
01:20:52,325 --> 01:20:55,894
SHE SAID, "LIFEIS FULL OF SURPRISES."
1614
01:20:55,938 --> 01:21:00,072
AND SOMETIMES SOMEONE REALLY
SPECIAL COMES ALONG
1615
01:21:00,116 --> 01:21:02,988
WHO'S WORTH TAKING
A RISK FOR.
1616
01:21:03,032 --> 01:21:08,733
AND I THINK THAT...
I KNOW THAT...
1617
01:21:11,431 --> 01:21:14,826
I KNOW THAT YOU'RE WORTHTAKING THAT RISK.
1618
01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:16,654
AND IF YOU'LL HAVE ME,
1619
01:21:16,697 --> 01:21:19,439
I WOULD REALLY LOVE
A SECOND CHANCE.
1620
01:21:23,313 --> 01:21:24,575
CAN I GIVE YOU A HUG?
1621
01:21:27,230 --> 01:21:28,971
NO, NO.
1622
01:21:31,060 --> 01:21:33,062
LOOK HOW DIRTY I AM.
1623
01:21:33,105 --> 01:21:36,021
YOU PROBABLY HAD THAT THING
DRY-CLEANED.
1624
01:21:36,065 --> 01:21:38,415
[ LAUGHS ]
1625
01:21:38,458 --> 01:21:39,895
OH.
1626
01:21:46,684 --> 01:21:48,468
WHAT THE HECK?
1627
01:21:52,342 --> 01:21:54,474
[ CELLPHONE PLAYS
"HERE COMES THE BRIDE" ]
1628
01:21:59,827 --> 01:22:01,481
ARE YOU GONNA ANSWER THAT?
1629
01:22:01,525 --> 01:22:02,787
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
1630
01:22:02,830 --> 01:22:04,441
[ "HERE COMES THE BRIDE"
CONTINUES ]
1631
01:22:06,486 --> 01:22:09,185
[ APPLAUSE ]
1632
01:22:09,228 --> 01:22:10,926
ALL RIGHT.
1633
01:22:16,627 --> 01:22:19,325
I KNOW THAT FILE IS HERE,
BARBARA.
1634
01:22:19,369 --> 01:22:23,329
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT.
I KNOW I'M GONNA FIND IT, OKAY?
1635
01:22:23,373 --> 01:22:25,157
SORRY IT'S TAKING SO LONG.
1636
01:22:25,201 --> 01:22:26,985
IT'S BEEN CHAOS AROUND HERE.
1637
01:22:27,029 --> 01:22:29,379
BARBARA, LET ME GET BACK
TO YOU.
1638
01:22:29,422 --> 01:22:32,382
WHEW. LAUREN.
1639
01:22:32,425 --> 01:22:35,341
[ SIGHS ]
THANK GOD.
1640
01:22:35,385 --> 01:22:38,518
I'M JUST HERE TO PICK UP
MY THINGS.
1641
01:22:38,562 --> 01:22:42,740
NO. YOU CAN'T LEAVE.
1642
01:22:42,783 --> 01:22:46,091
THE OFFICE HAS GONE TO HELL
SINCE YOU LEFT.
1643
01:22:46,135 --> 01:22:48,528
I DIDN'T LEAVE.
YOU FIRED ME.
1644
01:22:48,572 --> 01:22:50,791
THE POINT IS, SINCE THAT
MAGAZINE ARTICLE,
1645
01:22:50,835 --> 01:22:52,445
EVERYONE'S BEEN ASKING
FOR YOU.
1646
01:22:52,489 --> 01:22:53,838
YOU HAVE TO COME BACK.
1647
01:22:53,881 --> 01:22:56,493
I DON'T KNOW.
1648
01:22:56,536 --> 01:23:00,801
IF NOT FOR ME,
THEN FOR SNICKER'S SAKE.
1649
01:23:03,065 --> 01:23:04,631
SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE,
1650
01:23:04,675 --> 01:23:06,285
HE'S BEEN RIPPING THE PLACE
TO SHREDS.
1651
01:23:06,329 --> 01:23:07,678
I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, G,
1652
01:23:07,721 --> 01:23:09,332
BUT HE HAS ALWAYS BEENTHAT WAY.
1653
01:23:09,375 --> 01:23:13,858
FINE. FORGET THE DOG.
1654
01:23:13,901 --> 01:23:15,338
I'LL GIVE YOU THAT PROMOTION.
1655
01:23:15,381 --> 01:23:16,643
PAY YOU SIX FIGURES.
1656
01:23:16,687 --> 01:23:18,863
YOU CAN EVEN HAVE
YOUR OWN ASSISTANT.
1657
01:23:18,906 --> 01:23:20,430
MY OWN ASSISTANT?
1658
01:23:20,473 --> 01:23:22,388
YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN HOURS.
1659
01:23:22,432 --> 01:23:24,042
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
1660
01:23:24,086 --> 01:23:29,134
I'LL ACCEPT YOUR OFFERUNDER ONE CONDITION.
1661
01:23:29,178 --> 01:23:30,353
YOU NAME IT.
1662
01:23:30,396 --> 01:23:33,095
THAT THIS TIME, I CAN QUIT.
1663
01:23:34,139 --> 01:23:35,097
EXCUSE ME?
1664
01:23:35,140 --> 01:23:36,576
I AM SICK AND TIRED
1665
01:23:36,620 --> 01:23:40,232
OF YOU TREATING ME LIKEAN INDENTURED SERVANT
1666
01:23:40,276 --> 01:23:42,495
AND THEN TAKING CREDITFOR EVERYTHING.
1667
01:23:42,539 --> 01:23:46,499
THIS IS THE THANKS I GET
FOR TAKING YOU UNDER MY WING?
1668
01:23:46,543 --> 01:23:48,153
HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME?
1669
01:23:48,197 --> 01:23:49,415
EASY.
1670
01:23:53,506 --> 01:23:56,205
SNICKERS, STOP IT NOW!
1671
01:24:02,428 --> 01:24:05,170
HEY, BOSS LADY,
BROUGHT YOU A LATTE.
1672
01:24:05,214 --> 01:24:07,390
I TOLD YOU
NOT TO WAIT ON ME.
1673
01:24:07,433 --> 01:24:09,435
IN THIS OFFICE,
YOU'RE AN EQUAL.
1674
01:24:09,479 --> 01:24:11,655
IN THAT CASE, I'M VOTING MYSELF
A RAISE.
1675
01:24:11,698 --> 01:24:12,656
DON'T PUSH IT.
1676
01:24:12,699 --> 01:24:14,527
[ GASPS ] OOH.
I GOT TO GO.
1677
01:24:14,571 --> 01:24:16,399
THE WEDDING'S AT 8:00,
RIGHT?
1678
01:24:16,442 --> 01:24:18,662
YEP. SO, PLAN ON MEETINGME IN AN HOUR?
1679
01:24:18,705 --> 01:24:20,316
MM-HMM.
1680
01:24:20,359 --> 01:24:22,013
OH, AND, UH, MARC...YES, DEAR?
1681
01:24:22,057 --> 01:24:25,103
YOU ARE PLANNING
ON CHANGING, RIGHT?
1682
01:24:25,147 --> 01:24:26,235
OF COURSE, DARLING.
1683
01:24:26,278 --> 01:24:28,019
ONE MUSTN'T UPSTAGE
THE BRIDE.
1684
01:24:28,063 --> 01:24:30,543
I'LL SEE YOU IN A BIT.
1685
01:24:30,587 --> 01:24:34,460
YOU DO THE FINAL RUN-THROUGH,AND I'LL CHECK ON THE BRIDE.
1686
01:24:34,504 --> 01:24:36,723
TEN-FOUR, LITTLE LADY.
OVER NOW.
1687
01:24:36,767 --> 01:24:38,203
HOW YOU HOLDING UP, SIS?
1688
01:24:38,247 --> 01:24:40,771
GREAT. EVERYTHING'S GOINGACCORDING TO PLAN.
1689
01:24:42,338 --> 01:24:45,254
OKAY.
1690
01:24:45,297 --> 01:24:48,213
OH, SORRY.
1691
01:24:48,257 --> 01:24:50,520
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
1692
01:24:50,563 --> 01:24:51,825
THANKS.
1693
01:24:51,869 --> 01:24:54,132
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME
RUIN MY MAKEUP.
1694
01:24:58,005 --> 01:24:59,442
HERE.
1695
01:24:59,485 --> 01:25:01,487
OLD HABITS DIE HARD.
1696
01:25:01,531 --> 01:25:04,011
I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
1697
01:25:04,055 --> 01:25:07,058
I THOUGHT MISERY
LOVES COMPANY.
1698
01:25:09,321 --> 01:25:12,411
WELL, I GUESSWE BETTER GET STARTED.
1699
01:25:14,631 --> 01:25:16,502
YOU READY TO DO THIS?
1700
01:25:16,546 --> 01:25:18,548
READY AS I'LL EVER BE.
1701
01:25:56,238 --> 01:25:58,457
SO, WHAT HAVE I LEARNED?
1702
01:25:58,501 --> 01:25:59,980
RULE NUMBER 10 --
1703
01:26:00,024 --> 01:26:04,463
REMEMBER THAT TRUE LOVE ISN'T
ABOUT EMBOSSED INVITATIONS
1704
01:26:04,507 --> 01:26:06,596
OR THE SIZE
OF YOUR BRIDAL PARTY.
1705
01:26:06,639 --> 01:26:10,034
TRUE LOVE IS WHAT YOU FIND WHEN
YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.
1706
01:26:10,077 --> 01:26:11,688
TRUE LOVE IS TAKING THE RISK
1707
01:26:11,731 --> 01:26:14,212
THAT IT WON'T BE
A HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
1708
01:26:14,256 --> 01:26:15,822
TRUE LOVE IS JOINING HANDS
1709
01:26:15,866 --> 01:26:18,347
WITH A MAN WHO LOVES YOU
FOR WHO YOU ARE
1710
01:26:18,390 --> 01:26:21,350
AND SAYING, "I'M NOT AFRAID
TO BELIEVE IN YOU."
1711
01:26:21,393 --> 01:26:24,353
A LOVE LIKE THAT WILL SURVIVE
ANYTHING.
1712
01:26:24,396 --> 01:26:26,398
[ BEEPING ]
1713
01:26:33,536 --> 01:26:35,407
DUTY CALLS.
1714
01:26:38,410 --> 01:26:41,239
EVEN A LESS-THAN-PERFECT
WEDDING.
1715
01:26:41,283 --> 01:26:42,675
WE'RE STILL GONNA DO IT.
1716
01:26:42,719 --> 01:26:44,416
GREAT.
1717
01:26:44,460 --> 01:26:46,331
FRIENDS, LOVED ONES...
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