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[ MUSIC PLAYS ]
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Woman:
YOU KNOW, RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE
A LOT LIKE A LOAF OF BREAD.
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AT THE BEGINNING,
THEY'RE HOT AND FRESH,
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AND YOU CAN ALWAYS GET A RISE.
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BUT WITH TIME, IF YOU DON'T
KNEAD 'EM CAREFULLY,
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THEY GROW OLD AND STALE.
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NOW, I KNOW THAT LIFE
AIN'T NO EASY-BAKE OVEN.
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BUT WITH THE KIDS
AND MY HUSBAND'S JOB,
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IT'S ALMOST AS IF WE'VE
FORGOTTEN TO ADD THE YEAST.
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SO I'M HOPING THIS TRIP TO RENO
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WITH OUR BEST FRIENDS,
CANDY AND ROY,
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WILL BE JUST WHAT
THE DOCTOR ORDERED.
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"F"...
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"L"...
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"O"...
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CAN'T YOU SEE IT,
DARLENE?
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NO. IT'S KINDA HARD
TO MAKE OUT.
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[ SIGHS ]
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I THINK
I'M JUST NERVOUS, DOC,
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'CAUSE LONNIE EARL
AND I HAVE GOT TO GO
ON VACATION TOMORROW,
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AND I'M JUST NOT REAL GOOD
ABOUT LEAVIN' HOME.
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[ BEEP ]
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Woman:
TRACY REGAL, CALL THE OPERATOR.
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OKAY...
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ALL RIGHT, BABY.
MOVE THAT SIGN.
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I'M TRYIN' TO SELL
SOME CARS HERE.
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HEY, LONNIE EARL DODD HERE.
GUESS WHAT, FOLKS.
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IT'S TIME FOR OUR ANNUAL
PRESIDENTS' DAY BLOWOUT SALE,
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AND I GOTTA TELL YOU,
I'M FEELIN' RATHER PATRIOTIC.
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AND I GUARANTEE WE WON'T BE
UNDERSOLD BY ANYBODY,
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AND IF YOU CAN'T TRUST
OL' LONNIE EARL DODD,
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THEN YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYBODY.
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ALL RIGHT NOW, DARLENE,
UH, JUST GO AHEAD
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AND USE ONE OR TWO OF THOSE
DROPS IF YOU FEEL THE NEED,
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ESPECIALLY OUT THERE
ON THAT OLD I-40 AROUND
THE MOJAVE DESERT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU JUST, UH, GO ON AND
HAVE YOURSELF A VACATION.
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THANKS, DOC.
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ROY?
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Darlene: HEY, ROY!
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OH, I GOT TO CALL CANDY
AND SEE IF SHE'S BRINGING
ANY NICE CLOTHES.
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SHE HOME?
YEAH, YEAH.
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BUT, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T FIND
THAT HUSBAND OF YOURS NOWHERE.
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I'VE CALLED
ALL OVER THE PLACE --
THE DEALERSHIP, EVERYWHERE --
AND I CAN'T ROUSE HIM.
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WELL, YOU KNOW LONNIE EARL.
HE'S PROBABLY UP TO NO GOOD.
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AND IF YOU CAN'T TRUST ME,
WHO CAN YOU TRUST?
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AND REMEMBER --
IF YOU CAN'T TRUST ME,
LONNIE EARL...
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[ GRUNTS, GLASS BREAKS ]
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IS THERE A PROBLEM?
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YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT
THERE IS!
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HOW COME YOU GOT TO TAKE
A SHOWER AFTER?
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HUH?
YOU FEEL DIRTY?
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'CAUSE I SURE AS HELL
FEEL DIRTY.
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OH, MY GOD, LONNIE EARL.
WE'RE FILTHY.
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I'M NOT.
I'M ZESTFULLY CLEAN.
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[ GRUNTS, GLASS BREAKS ]
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OH, SHIT!
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HOW COULD YOU DO THAT
TO ME?!
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ONE MINUTE YOU'RE CRYIN'
ON MY SHOULDER ABOUT DARLENE,
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THE NEXT MINUTE YOU'RE
BANGIN' ME FROM BEHIND!
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WELL, YOU TOLD ME
NOT TO LOOK AT YOU.
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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Man: I GOT TO SEND A SAMPLE
OVER TO THE LAB.
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TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH.
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[ COUGHS ]
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UH, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME
WORRYIN' ABOUT IT, THOUGH.
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Y'ALL JUST GO ON AND
ENJOY YOUR VACATION.
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT,
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'CAUSE I KNOW WORRYIN'
ABOUT IT AIN'T GONNA
CHANGE NOTHIN', IS IT?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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SO, UH...WHAT Y'ALL GOT
LINED UP?
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LONNIE EARL'S GOT A BET
WITH OL' BILL MOORE
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THAT, UH, HE CAN EAT
THIS GIANT OL' 72-OUNCE
STEAK IN AMARILLO.
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HORSESHIT.
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THEN WE'RE GONNA POP UP
TO THE GRAND CANYON,
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'CAUSE DARLENE'S ALWAYS
WANTED TO SEE THAT.
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AND, UH, YOU KNOW
WHAT A PARTIER CANDY IS.
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SHE'S JUST LOOKIN' FOR
THE NIGHT LIFE AND THE SHOWS
AND THE GAMBLIN' AND ALL THAT.
YEAH.
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BUT THE BIG THING IS,
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WE GOT TICKETS
TO THE MONSTER TRUCK JAM.
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YEAH, YEAH.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BIG TIME.
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YOU KNOW, ROY, I COULD, UH,
SEND THE TEST RESULTS
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OVER TO CANDY'S FOLKS,
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LET THEM KNOW
WHEN THEY COME IN.
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NO. NO, SIR.
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UH, I DON'T WANT...
THEM WORRYIN' OR NOTHIN',
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SO I'D LIKE TO BE
THE FIRST TO KNOW.
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WELL, ALL RIGHT, THEN.
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I'LL JUST WAIT
TO HEAR FROM YOU.
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AND DON'T YOU WORRY.
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I'LL BET YOU THAT EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE JUST FINE.
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Woman on TV:
...BEAUTIFUL EMERALD...
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[ DOG WHIMPERING,
METAL RATTLING ]
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OH...
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DO YOU HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE,
MISS THING?
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[ DOG WHIMPERING ]
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COME ON, SWEETIE.
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COME ON.
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IT'S A BIRD. IT'S A PLANE.
NO, IT'S SUPERMAN!
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LANE AARON DODD, GET YOUR ASS
DOWN FROM THERE RIGHT NOW!
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BUT I'M SUPERMAN!
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YOUR BUTT'S GONNA BE SUPER RED,
IF YOU DON'T DO AS I SAY.
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[ MUMBLING ]
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Woman on radio:
* YOU KNOW IT WAS A LIE
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* 'CAUSE DEEP INSIDE
MY HEART... *
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HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN'!
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JESUS H. CHRIST, ROY.
OH, DEAR.
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DON'T DO THAT!
I'M SORRY, DARLIN'.
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GOD, YOU ALMOST MADE ME
PISS ON THE RUG!
I'M SORRY.
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WHY ARE YOU SO JUMPY?
I JUST...
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WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOIN' HERE
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY?
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SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT WORK?
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WELL, YOUR DADDY ASKED ME
TO RUN SOME ERRANDS FOR HIM,
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SO I THOUGHT I'D JUST
KINDA STOP BY AND SEE
IF YOU WAS OVULATIN'.
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW
IF I AM OR NOT.
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WELL, YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE
YOU SHOULD BE OVULATIN'.
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HMM? [LAUGHS]
WHAT?
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ROY, NO. NOT RIGHT NOW.
COME ON.
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THAT TOWEL WILL COME OFF --
YOU SHOULD GO TO WORK,
YOU KNOW?
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DADDY WILL MISS YOU,
AND THEN THERE'D BE
A LOT OF SHIT,
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AND HE'LL GET PISSED OFF,
AND --
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DARLIN', IT AIN'T
POSSIBLE FOR HIM NOT
TO GET PISSED OFF.
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HE AIN'T GONNA HAVE
NO PROBLEM WITH IT,
IF HE THINKS WE'RE
MAKING A GRANDBABY.
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ROY --
REAL QUICK?
JUST A LITTLE QUICKIE.
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I CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW,
GOD DAMN IT.
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VERY FAST?
I HAVE --
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SWEETHEART...
I HAVE A TON OF SHIT TO DO.
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I GOT TO PACK.
WE GOT TO LEAVE TOMORROW, BABY!
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RENO!
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ALL -- ALL RIGHT.
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CANDY, WH--
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WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
TO OUR WEDDING PICTURE?
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CAT.
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TOO MUCH CATNIP,
YOU KNOW?
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MURPHY?
YES. BABY...
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HE MUST'VE MULE-KICKED
THE DANG --
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...I HAVE TO TELL YOU
SOMETHIN'.
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COME OVER HERE.
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WHAT?
YOU READY?
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WHAT?
OKAY.
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SO I'VE BEEN THINKIN',
AND...
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YOU KNOW WHAT I
REALLY WANT TO DO
WHEN WE GET TO RENO?
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HUH?
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I WANT TO RENEW
OUR WEDDING VOWS.
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W-WHY?
WHAT...WHAT FOR?
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BECAUSE IT'S ROMANTIC,
ROY.
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A LOT OF PEOPLE GET MARRIED
WHERE GAMBLING IS LEGAL.
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WELL, ONE KINDA DOES GO
WITH THE OTHER, DON'T IT?
[ LAUGHS ]
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OH, YES, BABY.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IT'D BE SO GREAT
'CAUSE IT WOULD BE LIKE
A BRAND-NEW START FOR US.
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LIKE -- LIKE IF EITHER ONE
OF US EVER DID ANYTHING
IN THE PAST
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THAT -- THAT WE'D LIKE
TO CHANGE,
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IT WOULD JUST BE ERASED.
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LIKE, IT WON'T COUNT
NO MORE, OKAY?
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WELL...HAVE -- HAVE --
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HAVE I DONE SOMETHIN' WRONG
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT?
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I MEAN, IF I D--
I-IF I DID, I'M SORRY.
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OH, HONEY, NO.
NO.
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WELL...WELL, WHAT?
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NO, HONEY.
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IT'S JUST SOMETHING THAT I
REALLY, REALLY WANT TO DO.
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PICTURE IT --
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RENO...
WITH ALL THEM BRIGHT LIGHTS...
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AND ALL THE ACTION.
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OH, BABY, IT WOULD BE
SO PERFECT.
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PLEASE. PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.
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WELL, HELL, YOU KNOW,
IF IT MEANS THAT MUCH
TO YOU, I'M GAME.
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LET'S DO IT.
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OH!
[ LAUGHS ]
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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TELL ME.
I HATE SURPRISES.
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WELL, JUST --
JUST SEE FOR YOURSELF.
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NO. YOU DIDN'T.
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I DID.
* OH, YEAH...
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YOU SURE DID. WHOA!
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* OH, YEAH...
OH, MY LORD.
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YOU DID.
YOU HORN DOG, YOU.
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SEE THERE?
AIN'T SHE A BEAUT?
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DEALER EXCLUSIVE.
ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL.
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BOY, THIS SON OF A BITCH
HAS GOT EVERYTHING ON IT
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EXCEPT ELECTRIC
DICK MASSAGE.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU,
LONNIE.
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ARE WE REALLY GONNA
TAKE THIS SON OF A BITCH
ACROSS THE COUNTRY?
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WELL, HELL, YEAH,
WE'RE GONNA TAKE IT
ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
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IT'S GOT TO COST
A FORTUNE!
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WELL, NOTHING'S TOO GOOD
FOR MY FRIENDS.
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WE'RE GONNA BE RIDIN'
AND STYLIN' AND PROFILIN'.
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IT SMELLS LOUD.
[ SNIFFS ]
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THAT'S PROBABLY
THAT CORINTHIAN LEATHER,
IS WHAT THAT IS.
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I WOULD IMAGINE.
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THAT'S REAL LEATHER?
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WELL, HELL, YEAH,
IT'S REAL LEATHER.
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DANG ME.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
BESIDES THAT, I HAD JEROME
UNHOOK THE ODOMETER.
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SELL THE SON OF A BITCH
LIKE BRAND-NEW
WHEN WE GET BACK.
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[ LAUGHS ]
SEE WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
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YOU'RE MY HERO.
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HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK,
RONNIE?
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Ronnie:
THESE WHEELS ARE SWEET.
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YEAH, THEY ARE,
AIN'T THEY?
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[ ENGINE REVS ]
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W-W-WHOA! WHOA!
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
YOU CRAZY?
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HEY, YOU GUYS!
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HEY, LONNIE EARL,
WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?
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I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
IN DAYS.
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YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
THEY KEEP ME HOPPIN'. YEAH.
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OH, LONNIE EARL,
I GOT TO STOP BY WORK
ON THE WAY OUT OF TOWN.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKIN' ABOUT?
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Darlene:
ROY GOT IN A LITTLE BIT
OF TROUBLE WITH DADDY AGAIN.
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HE JUST WANTS TO SEE HIM.
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IT AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' TO DO
WITH YOUR DADDY, BABY.
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YEAH, WELL...
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HEY...YOU SERIOUS?
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IT AIN'T GONNA TAKE
BUT A MINUTE, MAN.
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YOU SEE THIS?
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IT'S A TRIPTIK.
IT'S CALLED A TRIPTIK.
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NOW, I TOOK THE TROUBLE
TO CALL AAA
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AND HAVE THEM FIGURE OUT
EVERYTHING FOR US --
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THE WHOLE SCHEDULE -- SO WE'RE
GONNA STICK TO IT, OKAY?
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EVERYBODY NEEDS TO READ
THAT LOUD AND CLEAR,
YOU UNDERSTAND?
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Darlene:
HONEY, DON'T GET SO UPTIGHT.
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I'M NOT UPTIGHT!
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[ METAL RATTLING ]
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[ STEAM HISSING ]
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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[ MACHINERY WHIRRING ]
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MR. KIRKENDALL?
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MR. BUSH IS AS MAD
AS A RILED-UP BULL
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ABOUT THAT BEEFY NIBBY
THING.
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I DIDN'T MEAN TO PUT ON
THE WRONG LABELS.
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AND I JUST FEEL
PLUMB AWFUL ABOUT IT, SIR.
I NEED THIS JOB.
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WHAT IF HE FIRES ME,
MR. KIRKENDALL?
JUNE...
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JUNE, YOU LISTEN TO ME.
YOU AIN'T GONNA GET FIRED.
I PROMISE YOU, OKAY?
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EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES.
I MEAN, HELL, LOOK AT ME.
JUST ASK MY MAMA, OKAY?
[ LAUGHS ]
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[ MACHINERY WHIRRING ]
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GOOD TO SEE YA,
SWEETIE PIE!
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LONNIE EARL, THAT CAR'S
RUNNIN' GREAT. THANKS.
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GOOD DEAL, FRED.
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DARLENE...
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YOU'RE LOOKIN' BEAUTIFUL,
AS ALWAYS.
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Darlene:
THANK YOU, FRED.
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[ BELL RINGS ]
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ROY...
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YOU BUMBLE-DICK GOURD HEAD.
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WELL, HOW ABOUT YOU, FRED?
UH, NICE MORNING, AIN'T IT?
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DAMN IT, BOY,
DON'T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME.
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I WILL SLAP THE TASTE
OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
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DO YOU EVEN HAVE ANY
INKLING WHY YOU'RE HERE?
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WELL...
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...NO.
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I HAVE GOT 200 CASES
OF OCEAN DELIGHT
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THAT ARE LABELED
"BEEF AND CHEESE NIBBIES."
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NOW, YOU TELL ME HOW THE HELL
SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT HAPPENS.
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OH, NO.
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I AM SORRY. I...
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IT IS MY FAULT.
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I-I GOT THE CANS MIXED UP,
AND THEN CANDY PAGED ME,
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AND I HAD TO...
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WELL...
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[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
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I...I FORGOT.
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YEAH, BUT THEN WHY DID YOU
GO AHEAD AND SHIP 'EM?
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I MEAN, WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT
CAT LOVERS HERE, BOY.
11:15.909 --> 11:18.011
WHEN THE CAT LOVER OPENS
THE BEEF AND CHEESE NIBBIES,
11:18.111 --> 11:22.983
HE EXPECTS TO FIND
THE BEEF AND CHEESE NIBBIES,
NOT A FUCKIN' OCEAN DELIGHT!
11:23.083 --> 11:24.017
UNDERSTOOD?
11:24.117 --> 11:25.152
YES, SIR.
11:27.220 --> 11:30.323
AND JUST WHERE IN THE HELL
WERE YOU YESTERDAY AFTERNOON
11:30.423 --> 11:32.125
WHEN ALL THIS WAS
HAPPENIN'?
11:32.225 --> 11:34.594
OH, HE WAS AT THE HOUSE.
11:34.762 --> 11:36.830
I NEEDED HIM FOR SOMETHING.
11:36.930 --> 11:40.233
OH?
WELL, OKAY.
11:40.333 --> 11:42.069
WHY? WHAT...
11:42.169 --> 11:44.371
WASN'T NOTHIN' WRONG,
WAS THERE?
11:45.939 --> 11:47.841
UH, NO.
UH, YOU SEE...
11:47.941 --> 11:51.244
UM, NO, SIR, SEE,
UH, SHE'S JUST CHECKIN'
FOR WHEN SHE'S OVULATIN'
11:51.344 --> 11:55.482
BECAUSE WE KNOW HOW MUCH YOU
WANT THAT GRANDBABY, SO, UH,
WHEN SHE PAGES, I COME.
11:55.783 --> 11:57.851
[ STEAM HISSING ]
11:57.951 --> 12:00.821
UH...I MEAN...I GO.
12:00.921 --> 12:04.024
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
12:04.124 --> 12:06.226
[ BELL RINGS ]
12:06.326 --> 12:09.863
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK
ABOUT THAT. JUST...
12:09.963 --> 12:11.431
JUST GET THE HELL OUT
OF HERE.
12:11.531 --> 12:15.368
Lonnie Earl: WELL, I'M GLAD
WE'RE FINALLY ON THE ROAD.
12:17.070 --> 12:18.571
HERE'S TO A BIG OL' TIME.
12:18.806 --> 12:19.840
LOOK OUT, RENO.
12:19.940 --> 12:22.375
WE'RE GONNA PUT SOME HAIR
ON THE WALL.
12:32.352 --> 12:34.054
[ SIREN WAILS ]
12:34.154 --> 12:36.123
WELL, SHIT ON A STICK.
12:38.591 --> 12:42.129
OH, GOOD.
IT'S JUST RUSSELL AND BOYD.
WE'RE GONNA BE OUT OF HERE
IN A HEARTBEAT.
12:42.229 --> 12:43.296
ALL RIGHT, SIR --
12:43.396 --> 12:44.731
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
12:44.832 --> 12:47.567
WELL, HEY, LONNIE EARL!
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS YOU.
12:47.835 --> 12:48.836
HOW IS EVERYBODY?
12:48.936 --> 12:51.238
HOW ABOUT YOU, RUSSELL...
BOYD?
12:51.338 --> 12:52.339
HI, CANDY.
12:52.439 --> 12:53.506
OOH-EE, MAN.
12:53.606 --> 12:55.909
THIS IS ONE FINE VEHICLE
YOU GOT HERE.
12:56.009 --> 12:58.211
HAS THAT GOT THAT
DICK MASSAGE ON IT, TOO?
12:58.311 --> 12:59.980
NO.
DON'T YOU START WITH ME.
13:00.080 --> 13:01.949
LISTEN, UM, WE'RE IN
KIND OF A HURRY.
13:02.049 --> 13:03.851
WE'RE GOIN' OUT OF TOWN
ON VACATION.
13:03.884 --> 13:05.218
NO KIDDING?
WHEREABOUTS YOU GOIN'?
13:05.318 --> 13:06.887
RENO, NEVADA.
OH...
13:06.987 --> 13:09.189
NO SHIT?
Y'ALL GOIN' TO THAT
MONSTER TRUCK JAM OUT THERE?
13:09.289 --> 13:10.958
YOU GOT IT, HOSS.
CHECK THIS SON OF A BITCH OUT.
13:11.058 --> 13:12.359
LUCKY SONS OF BITCHES --
13:12.459 --> 13:14.327
GOIN' TO THE BIGGEST
LITTLE CITY IN THE WORLD.
13:14.427 --> 13:17.097
YEAH. WELL, SEE THERE?
OF COURSE, THAT IS IF
WE GET THERE IN TIME.
13:17.197 --> 13:19.366
I'D LOVE TO SIT HERE
AND TALK TO YOU ALL DAY LONG.
YOU KNOW THAT.
13:19.466 --> 13:21.768
YOU KNOW THAT,
DON'T YOU, BOYD?
13:21.869 --> 13:24.371
BUT, SEE, WE GOT TO GET
ON THE ROAD, SO WHY DON'T
YOU JUST LET US GO?
13:24.471 --> 13:26.874
NOW, LONNIE EARL,
YOU KNOW YOU RAN THAT
STOP SIGN BACK THERE.
13:26.940 --> 13:30.878
WELL, HELL, I'VE BEEN RUNNIN'
THAT SON OF A BITCH SINCE I BEEN
DRIVIN', RUSSELL. YOU KNOW THAT.
EVERYBODY RUNS THAT DAMN SIGN.
13:30.944 --> 13:32.212
I KNOW I DO.
13:32.312 --> 13:34.314
[ LAUGHTER ]
DAMN IT, BOYD.
SEE?
13:35.382 --> 13:38.785
LOOK, LONNIE EARL,
I UNDERSTAND THAT AND ALL,
13:38.886 --> 13:41.889
BUT...YOU JUST SHOULDN'T DO IT
RIGHT IN FRONT OF US.
13:41.955 --> 13:44.457
JUST LOOK AT YOU --
YOU'RE SITTIN' THERE,
YOU'RE DRINKIN' THAT BEER
13:44.557 --> 13:46.226
LIKE WE WAS
AT THE DRIVE-IN MOVIES
13:46.326 --> 13:48.461
AND I WASN'T WEARIN'
THIS HERE BADGE.
13:48.561 --> 13:50.898
RUSSELL, THIS IS MY
FIRST BEER OF THE DAY.
I SWEAR TO GOD.
13:50.964 --> 13:52.465
I'LL VOUCH FOR HIM.
SEE?
13:52.565 --> 13:54.067
ME TOO, BOYD.
ME THREE.
13:54.167 --> 13:56.469
OH, COME ON, RUSSELL.
EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES.
13:56.569 --> 13:58.906
COME ON, RUSSELL.
SHIT.
13:59.006 --> 14:01.374
HEY, YOU KNOW HOW FOND
OF BEER YOU ARE, DON'T YOU?
14:01.474 --> 14:03.010
[ Laughing ] HEY, NOW.
14:03.110 --> 14:04.044
RIGHT?
ISN'T HE, BOYD?
14:04.144 --> 14:06.346
[ Laughing ] OH, HE HATES IT.
SWEAR TO GOD.
14:06.446 --> 14:07.780
[ LAUGHTER ]
14:07.981 --> 14:10.217
WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHIN' AT?
14:10.317 --> 14:11.919
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
14:11.985 --> 14:14.254
WHY DON'T I JUST HOP UP
ON TOP OF THIS TRUCK AND
UNSTRAP A COUPLE CASES
14:14.354 --> 14:15.822
AND GIVE IT TO Y'ALL,
AND LET'S CALL IT EVEN?
14:15.923 --> 14:17.090
I MEAN,
YOU KNOW, AS FRIENDS.
14:17.190 --> 14:19.292
I WOULDN'T CALL THAT EVEN.
I'D CALL THAT A BRIBE.
14:19.392 --> 14:24.431
[ DOORS CLOSE,
INDISTINCT VOICES ON RADIO ]
14:24.531 --> 14:26.133
BUCKLE UP!
14:26.233 --> 14:28.768
[ INTRODUCTION TO "STICKSHIFTS
AND SAFETY BELTS" PLAYS ]
14:29.002 --> 14:31.939
[ GLASS BREAKS ]
14:31.972 --> 14:33.706
* STICK SHIFTS
AND SAFETY BELTS *
14:33.941 --> 14:35.542
[ HORN BLARES ]
14:35.642 --> 14:38.645
* BUCKET SEATS
HAVE ALL GOT TO GO *
14:38.745 --> 14:40.013
* WHEN WE'RE DRIVING
IN THE CAR *
14:40.113 --> 14:42.149
[ BEEP, BEEP ]
14:42.249 --> 14:45.452
* IT MAKES MY BABY SEEM
SO FAR *
14:45.552 --> 14:48.989
* I NEED YOU HERE WITH ME
14:49.089 --> 14:51.959
* NOT WAY OVER
IN A BUCKET SEAT *
14:51.992 --> 14:55.795
* I NEED YOU TO BE HERE
WITH ME *
14:55.963 --> 14:56.329
* NOT WAY OVER
IN A BUCKET SEAT *
14:56.429 --> 14:57.430
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
15:07.707 --> 15:09.642
[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ]
15:09.742 --> 15:12.045
NOW, IF ANYBODY'S GOT TO PISS,
LET'S DO IT NOW,
15:12.145 --> 15:13.646
'CAUSE WE DON'T STOP AGAIN
FOR A WHILE.
15:13.746 --> 15:15.615
HEY, YOU WANT ME TO GET
THESE BOTTLES AND TOSS 'EM?
15:15.715 --> 15:19.452
WELL, HELL, NO. WE CAN GET
DEPOSIT ON THEM LATER ON.
JUST PUMP THE GAS.
15:19.552 --> 15:21.654
YES, SIR.
15:21.754 --> 15:24.824
LONNIE EARL, CAN I GET
SOME WINE COOLERS?
15:24.992 --> 15:26.859
WELL, WHY CAN'T YOU DRINK BEER
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE?
15:26.994 --> 15:28.595
I TOLD YOU --
IT'S FULL UP IN THERE.
15:28.695 --> 15:30.830
WE AIN'T GOT ROOM
FOR A BUNCH OF WINE COOLERS.
15:30.998 --> 15:33.266
WELL, I WOULDN'T MIND HAVIN'
ONE OF THEM WINE COOLERS.
15:33.366 --> 15:35.035
[ HORN HONKS IN DISTANCE ]
15:37.204 --> 15:40.773
[ SCOFFS ] BUY SOME
DAMN WINE COOLERS, THEN.
15:41.008 --> 15:42.909
COOLERS!
15:43.010 --> 15:45.912
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU LIKE
TO DRINK THEM THINGS.
SISSY SHIT.
15:46.013 --> 15:47.847
HELL, YEAH, GIRLS.
THERE YOU GO.
15:48.015 --> 15:50.017
YOU TOO, ROY.
JUST PILE IT THE HELL ON THERE.
15:50.050 --> 15:52.385
I GOT PLENTY OF MONEY.
I'M MR. DEEP POCKETS.
15:52.485 --> 15:55.622
DOES ANYBODY ELSE HERE
WANT ME TO BUY 'EM ANYTHING
WHILE WE'RE HERE AT THE COUNTER?
15:55.722 --> 15:57.157
[ CANDY LAUGHS ]
15:57.257 --> 15:58.525
OOH, LOOK!
15:58.625 --> 16:02.729
BOB BARKER IS DATIN'
ANOTHER ONE OF THEM
BARKER BEAUTIES.
16:02.829 --> 16:05.532
THAT OLD MAN CAN'T KEEP IT
IN HIS PANTS.
16:05.632 --> 16:08.368
HE OUGHT TO TAKE HIS OWN ADVICE
AND GET IT NEUTERED.
16:08.468 --> 16:10.403
I SAY MORE POWER TO HIM.
16:10.503 --> 16:12.039
YOU WOULD.
16:12.139 --> 16:14.907
WELL, AT LEAST
HE'S GETTIN' HIM SOME.
16:15.042 --> 16:17.277
Roy: DARLENE!
HEY, HEY, HEY, DARLENE!
16:17.377 --> 16:18.678
IT'S AN OKLAHOMA
SHOT GLASS.
16:18.778 --> 16:21.748
THEY GOT ONE.
YOU GOT ONE OF THESE?
NO, WE DON'T.
16:21.848 --> 16:25.452
YOU BETTER GET IT, 'CAUSE I
DOUBT YOU'RE GONNA FIND ONE
OF THESE SUCKERS ANYWHERE ELSE.
16:25.552 --> 16:27.254
WE DON'T NEED
ANOTHER DAMN SHOT GLASS.
16:27.354 --> 16:29.056
ALL THEY DO IS
COLLECT DUST ANYHOW.
16:29.122 --> 16:31.191
JUST PUT THAT SON OF A BITCH
BACK AND LET'S GO.
16:31.291 --> 16:34.061
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO MAKE UP SOME TIME
BEFORE LUNCH, ALL RIGHT?
16:38.131 --> 16:41.468
HON, WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO HELP YOU BAG UP
SOME OF THIS?
16:48.475 --> 16:51.078
Darlene: SINCE LONNIE EARL
PLANNED THE TRIP,
16:51.111 --> 16:53.080
HE DECIDED TO STOP IN AMARILLO
16:53.113 --> 16:54.947
SO COULD EAT
THIS 72-OUNCE STEAK.
16:55.082 --> 16:57.450
OF COURSE,
HIS $50 BET WITH BILL MOORE
16:57.550 --> 16:59.786
[ GLASS BREAKS ]
WAS THE REAL REASON
WE WERE STOPPING THERE.
16:59.886 --> 17:02.155
I SWEAR THAT HUSBAND OF MINE
WOULD DO ANYTHING
17:02.255 --> 17:03.323
TO SAVE A BUCK.
17:03.423 --> 17:04.491
[ HORN BLARES ]
17:04.590 --> 17:08.395
[ FANFARE PLAYS ]
17:08.494 --> 17:10.396
ISN'T THAT PRETTY?
17:10.497 --> 17:11.964
OH, NO.
17:12.098 --> 17:13.965
WAIT, LONNIE EARL.
LET ME GET YOUR PICTURE.
17:14.101 --> 17:15.301
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
MY LORD.
17:15.402 --> 17:16.569
ONE MORE.
17:16.669 --> 17:18.538
OKAY. YOU READY?
GET CLOSER TO THE MEAT.
17:18.637 --> 17:19.739
THAT IS -- THAT --
WHOO!
17:19.839 --> 17:21.508
I'M SORRY. THAT IS
THE ASS END OF A RHINO.
17:21.608 --> 17:23.876
THIS IS NO BIGGER
THAN A PAPA BURGER AT A&W.
17:24.111 --> 17:25.478
EASILY HANDLEABLE.
17:25.578 --> 17:26.945
[ LAUGHS ]
17:27.114 --> 17:28.748
THAT HUNK OF MEAT'S BIGGER
THAN OUR CAT.
17:28.848 --> 17:30.783
YOU'RE GONNA BE SICK IS
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
17:30.883 --> 17:32.752
NO. I GOT A PLAN.
SEE, YOU JUST TAKE YOUR TIME.
17:32.852 --> 17:34.821
BREEZE THROUGH IT.
EAT ALL THIS OTHER SHIT
AFTERWARD.
17:34.921 --> 17:36.823
YOU KNOW, PUSH IT THROUGH.
SEE WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
17:36.923 --> 17:38.591
GO WITH THE FLOW.
THAT KIND OF DEAL.
17:38.691 --> 17:40.527
YOU'RE GONNA BE SICK.
17:40.627 --> 17:43.796
SHUT UP, DARLENE.
LOOK AT ALL THIS MEAT I GET,
AND I GET PAID TO EAT IT.
YOU KIDDIN' ME?
17:43.896 --> 17:46.599
Roy: YOU'RE GONNA BE RIDIN'
THAT PORCELAIN PONY.
YEAH, WE'LL SEE.
17:46.699 --> 17:47.800
ARE YOU GONNA GO?
17:47.900 --> 17:49.602
FIRST BITE.
I'M READY.
THERE YOU GO.
17:49.702 --> 17:51.838
OKAY.
17:51.938 --> 17:55.642
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, COULD I
HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?
17:55.742 --> 17:58.845
THIS IS MR. LONNIE EARL DODD
FROM MILLSBERG,
17:58.945 --> 18:02.615
AND HE'S GONNA TRY TO EAT
THIS 72-OUNCE STEAK DINNER.
18:02.715 --> 18:03.850
GO, LONNIE EARL.
18:03.950 --> 18:06.619
HE HAS ONE HOUR
TO EAT 72 OUNCES OF MEAT,
18:06.719 --> 18:09.989
SALAD, SHRIMP COCKTAIL,
BAKED POTATO, AND BREAD.
18:10.157 --> 18:12.459
IF YOU'D LIKE TO LOOK
AT THIS STEAK,
18:12.559 --> 18:13.826
COME OVER AND TAKE A LOOK,
18:13.926 --> 18:15.762
BUT DON'T ASK
TOO MANY QUESTIONS.
18:15.862 --> 18:18.030
HE ONLY HAS AN HOUR
TO DO THIS IN.
18:18.165 --> 18:21.067
LET'S GIVE LONNIE EARL A LITTLE
ROUND OF ENCOURAGEMENT.
18:21.168 --> 18:24.771
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
18:27.740 --> 18:30.310
[ SWING MUSIC PLAYS ]
19:09.349 --> 19:13.486
OKAY...
HE'S GOT 45 SECONDS.
19:13.586 --> 19:16.456
EVERYBODY GIVE HIM A HAND.
HE'S GONNA MAKE IT.
19:16.556 --> 19:18.825
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
19:23.596 --> 19:25.932
Roy: LONNIE EARL DODD!
19:26.032 --> 19:29.702
"BIG TEXAN STEAK RANCH
72-OUNCE STEAK CLUB
ACHIEVEMENT AWARD."
19:29.802 --> 19:31.338
Candy: TO LONNIE EARL DODD.
19:31.438 --> 19:32.439
I SAW.
19:32.539 --> 19:34.574
THAT'S FREE
AND YOU GET 50 BUCKS?
19:34.674 --> 19:35.808
MM-HMM.
19:35.908 --> 19:37.677
SO GOOD.
CAN I TAKE A BITE OF YOURS?
19:37.777 --> 19:39.078
IF I CAN HAVE
YOUR CHERRY.
19:39.246 --> 19:40.947
SURE YOU CAN, HONEY.
THERE YOU GO.
19:41.047 --> 19:42.882
Roy: I CAN'T EAT
THIS WHOLE DANG THING.
19:42.982 --> 19:44.083
OF COURSE YOU CAN, ROY.
19:44.251 --> 19:45.352
Candy:
WELL, I'LL HELP YOU.
19:45.452 --> 19:46.853
I KNEW YOU WOULD,
BABY.
19:46.953 --> 19:48.721
IT'S NOT LIKE LONNIE EARL
WILL HELP YOU.
19:48.821 --> 19:50.723
[ LAUGHTER ]
19:50.823 --> 19:52.259
LONNIE EARL...
19:52.325 --> 19:54.427
[ CHUCKLES ]
LONNIE EARL...LOOK AT THIS.
19:54.527 --> 19:56.263
I WOULD LIKE TO
PRESENT YOU WITH A GIFT.
19:56.329 --> 19:57.764
Candy: COME ON!
COME ON, LONNIE EARL!
19:57.864 --> 19:59.766
I JUST WANT TO
SEE YOU PUKE.
19:59.866 --> 20:02.335
OH, HE'S FAKIN'!
20:02.435 --> 20:04.437
IT'S NOT FUNNY,
LONNIE EARL.
20:04.537 --> 20:05.872
WHAT IS IT, HONEY?
20:05.972 --> 20:07.974
YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE?
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
20:08.074 --> 20:09.709
OH, MY GOD.
I THINK HE'S GONNA BE SICK.
20:09.809 --> 20:10.777
GET THAT BUCKET.
WHAT'S WRONG?
20:10.877 --> 20:12.779
HONEY...
20:12.879 --> 20:14.247
HOLD ON!
20:14.347 --> 20:16.549
LONNIE EARL, PUT YOUR ARMS UP!
PUT YOUR ARMS UP!
20:16.649 --> 20:18.251
GET YOUR HANDS
OFF OF HIM, HOMO!
20:18.351 --> 20:19.819
Darlene: DON'T FUSS, CANDY.
HE'S GONNA BE FINE.
20:19.919 --> 20:21.521
YOU WANT TO THROW UP,
LONNIE EARL?
20:21.621 --> 20:22.855
LONNIE EARL,
CAN YOU BREATHE?
20:22.955 --> 20:25.392
OH, MY GOD.
I THINK HE'S DYIN'!
20:25.492 --> 20:26.793
LONNIE EARL, DON'T DIE!
20:26.893 --> 20:28.761
Roy:
OH, HE JUST NEEDS ANOTHER BEER.
20:28.861 --> 20:30.930
[ BURP ECHOING ]
20:31.030 --> 20:32.399
HEY, JULIO.
WHAT'S UP?
20:32.499 --> 20:34.634
OH, WELL,
I BROUGHT SOMETHING OVER
FOR YOU AND YOUR FATHER.
20:34.734 --> 20:36.803
YOU KNOW, I REALLY WANT US
TO BE GOOD FRIENDS AND
GOOD NEIGHBORS.
20:36.903 --> 20:38.638
HEY, MAN, WHAT IS IT?
LET ME TAKE A LOOK.
20:38.738 --> 20:39.906
WELL, THAT'S
SOME GOOD FOOD, MAN.
20:40.006 --> 20:41.808
WELL, I FIX IT MYSELF,
YOU KNOW. [ LAUGHS ]
20:41.908 --> 20:43.410
WELL, I AIN'T EATIN'
NONE OF THAT MAFUNGUS.
20:43.510 --> 20:45.412
[ LAUGHTER ON TV ]
20:45.512 --> 20:47.013
Woman:
MR. DODD, BUT YOU'VE
GOT TO TAKE IT EASY.
20:47.113 --> 20:49.849
AND Y'ALL
MAKE SURE THAT HE DRINKS
PLENTY OF FLUIDS.
20:49.949 --> 20:52.151
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
20:52.251 --> 20:54.287
Sanford: ...SPARE RIBS
AND MUSTARD GREENS.
20:54.387 --> 20:57.857
SO, UM, HAVE A GREAT REST
OF YOUR TRIP,
20:57.957 --> 20:59.191
AND TAKE GOOD CARE
OF YOURSELF.
20:59.392 --> 21:00.860
AND DON'T FORGET THIS.
21:00.960 --> 21:02.862
OH, NO, THAT'S...
HEY, THANKS.
21:02.962 --> 21:03.763
YEAH.
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
21:03.863 --> 21:04.831
I WILL.
21:04.931 --> 21:06.866
HI, HON.
YOU ALL BETTER?
21:06.966 --> 21:09.336
WELL, LIKE Y'ALL
WOULD GIVE A SHIT.
21:09.369 --> 21:12.038
UH, OKAY.
WELL, HE JUST WANTED ME
TO CHECK IN WITH YOU,
21:12.138 --> 21:15.375
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, DOC,
HE DON'T TRUST NOBODY ELSE,
21:15.475 --> 21:18.345
ESPECIALLY SOME SNOT-NOSED
LITTLE TEXAS DOCTOR
21:18.411 --> 21:20.347
WHO AIN'T TOO LONG OFF
THE TIT.
21:20.413 --> 21:21.681
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
21:21.781 --> 21:23.650
UM, BUT, UH, LISTEN,
WHILE I GOT YOU --
21:23.750 --> 21:27.387
UH, I -- WHAT ABOUT
THEM TESTS I HAD DONE?
21:27.487 --> 21:30.623
UH-HUH. OKAY.
21:30.723 --> 21:32.992
OKAY, I WILL BET ONE
FOR YOU.
21:34.894 --> 21:37.364
THE DOC SAYS THAT, UH,
21:37.430 --> 21:40.232
THAT, UH, IF YOU'RE STILL
FEELIN' PUNY TOMORROW,
21:40.367 --> 21:42.435
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MIX
A BUNCH OF MEAT TENDERIZER
21:42.535 --> 21:45.838
IN SOME WATER AND DRINK IT,
AND YOU'LL BE FINE.
21:45.938 --> 21:47.807
YEAH, I'M SURE
I'LL BE FINE.
21:47.907 --> 21:51.378
PLUS I'M $50 RICHER, RIGHT?
21:51.411 --> 21:55.882
[ LAUGHS ]
AND A HOSPITAL BILL LATER.
21:55.982 --> 21:59.386
OH, LISTEN.
IF -- IF, UH, BILL MOORE
GIVES ME SHIT ABOUT THIS BET,
21:59.419 --> 22:00.853
YOU'RE MY WITNESS,
RIGHT?
22:00.953 --> 22:02.722
DAMN STRAIGHT.
22:02.822 --> 22:04.857
OKAY.
22:04.957 --> 22:07.594
I KNOW THE BOY.
22:07.694 --> 22:11.764
WHAT WAS THAT YOU WERE TALKIN'
TO DOC TULEY ABOUT -- ABOUT
SOME TESTS OR SOMETHIN'?
22:11.864 --> 22:13.833
UM...NOTHIN'.
22:13.933 --> 22:15.234
JUST, YOU KNOW,
INSURANCE CRAP
22:15.402 --> 22:17.470
WHERE THEY MAKE YOU PEE
IN A BOTTLE ALL THE TIME,
22:17.570 --> 22:19.839
YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME
YOU TURN AROUND. [ SNIFFS ]
22:19.939 --> 22:22.041
BUT ARE YOU GOIN' SWIMMIN'
OR NOT?
22:23.810 --> 22:24.877
I DON'T THINK SO.
22:24.977 --> 22:26.979
I'LL JUST SINK LIKE
A CAT IN A BAG.
22:27.079 --> 22:30.983
YOU KNOW
WHAT I THINK I'M GONNA DO?
GO TO THE SOUVENIR SHOP AND
TEASE THAT RATTLESNAKE.
22:31.083 --> 22:32.985
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
22:33.085 --> 22:35.688
BESIDES THAT, YOU KNOW,
DARLENE'S GONNA BE BACK
IN A LITTLE BIT.
22:35.788 --> 22:38.558
SHE'S GONNA CHICKEN OUT.
SHE WON'T EVER SNEAK IN
NO HOTEL POOL.
22:38.658 --> 22:41.561
WELL, SOMETIMES WHEN PEOPLE
ARE AWAY FROM HOME,
22:41.661 --> 22:44.697
THEY DO THINGS
THEY MIGHT NOT NORMALLY DO.
22:44.797 --> 22:48.535
[ HINGES SQUEAK,
DOORS SWING CLOSED ]
22:48.635 --> 22:50.903
YEAH, I WISH.
22:51.003 --> 22:52.539
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
22:52.639 --> 22:54.541
All clear.
22:54.641 --> 22:57.009
I can't believe
I'm doin' this.
22:57.109 --> 22:58.711
This is classy!
22:58.811 --> 23:00.813
Somethin' we're not
used to.
23:00.913 --> 23:02.549
God help us.
23:02.649 --> 23:05.051
WHOO!
23:06.886 --> 23:08.821
WHOO!
23:08.921 --> 23:10.923
OH, IT'S COLD.
23:12.459 --> 23:15.528
OH! GET IN, DAR.
WHOO.
23:16.996 --> 23:20.567
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
23:20.667 --> 23:21.768
WHOO!
OH!
23:21.868 --> 23:23.235
GET AWAY FROM ME!
23:23.503 --> 23:24.571
WHOO!
23:24.671 --> 23:27.339
WHAT DO YOU WEIGH,
ABOUT 98 POUNDS WET?
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SHUT UP, DAR.
YOU GOT A GREAT BODY.
23:30.477 --> 23:32.912
YOU JUST COVER IT UP
ALL THE TIME.
23:33.012 --> 23:35.615
WHATEVER.
23:35.715 --> 23:37.950
ARE YOU HAPPY, DAR?
23:38.050 --> 23:41.120
I GUESS.
WHY WOULDN'T I BE?
23:41.220 --> 23:45.592
OH...I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN...
23:45.692 --> 23:49.361
THINGS JUST DON'T SEEM RIGHT
BETWEEN YOU TWO LATELY.
23:49.562 --> 23:51.163
I MEAN, I ALWAYS BELIEVED
23:51.263 --> 23:54.000
YOU TWO WERE MEANT FOR
EACH OTHER, YOU KNOW?
23:54.100 --> 23:56.736
LIKE --
LIKE BURT AND LONI.
23:56.836 --> 24:00.406
WELL, NOT LIKE THEM, BECAUSE
THEY AIN'T MARRIED NO MORE.
24:00.507 --> 24:04.711
BUT -- BUT LIKE --
LIKE ELVIS AND PRISCILLA.
24:06.646 --> 24:08.681
WELL,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
24:08.781 --> 24:10.550
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU KNOW
THAT I DON'T?
24:10.650 --> 24:12.118
NO! NO, NO, NO.
24:12.218 --> 24:14.987
NO, DAR. NO.
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
24:16.956 --> 24:20.527
[ Voice breaking ]
I JUST CARE ABOUT YOU GUYS
SO MUCH, YOU KNOW?
24:20.593 --> 24:23.262
AND ESPECIALLY YOU, DAR,
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
24:23.530 --> 24:24.864
OH, HONEY...
24:24.964 --> 24:29.536
AND CAN'T A FRIEND TRY
TO HELP A FRIEND?
24:29.636 --> 24:33.072
YEAH, BUT, OH, HONEY,
DON'T CRY.
24:33.172 --> 24:34.941
YEAH, SILLY.
24:35.041 --> 24:38.545
DAMN WINE COOLERS GOT ME
ALL EMOTIONAL.
24:38.611 --> 24:40.947
[ HINGES SQUEAK, GATE CLOSES ]
24:41.047 --> 24:42.949
[ Imitating Tarzan ]
AAH-AH-AAH!
24:45.051 --> 24:47.854
OH! OH, DANG.
THAT HURT LIKE HELL.
24:47.954 --> 24:49.288
[ CHUCKLES ]
24:49.556 --> 24:50.957
CANDY?
MM-HMM?
24:51.057 --> 24:54.393
DO YOU LOVE ROY?
24:54.561 --> 24:56.095
[ CHUCKLES ] WELL...
24:57.997 --> 25:00.399
I -- I DON'T THINK
I EVER GOT THE CHANCE
25:00.567 --> 25:03.736
TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ROY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
25:03.836 --> 25:06.773
I GUESS IT WAS MORE LIKE
NATURE TOOK ITS OWN COURSE.
25:08.641 --> 25:11.077
NEXT THING I KNEW...
25:11.177 --> 25:14.280
ROY WAS WORKIN' FOR DADDY
AND WE WAS MARRIED.
25:14.380 --> 25:17.917
LIKE THERE WASN'T ANY MIDDLE --
JUST THEN AND NOW.
25:19.986 --> 25:21.087
OH, SHIT.
25:21.187 --> 25:22.922
WHAT'S WRONG, MARK SPITZ?
25:23.022 --> 25:24.591
YOU SEEM
A LITTLE OUT OF SHAPE.
25:24.657 --> 25:25.758
[ GROANS ]
25:25.858 --> 25:29.295
THEM 12-OUNCE CURLS ARE...
KINDA TAKIN' THEIR TOLL.
25:29.596 --> 25:31.931
[ LAUGHS ]
25:32.031 --> 25:33.800
OH. [ GRUNTS ]
25:33.900 --> 25:37.269
I GOTTA GO PEE.
I'M GONNA GO BACK TO THE HOTEL.
25:37.369 --> 25:39.939
I GOTTA GO PEE.
DARLIN'...
25:40.039 --> 25:41.708
DARLIN'...
I'M GOIN' BACK
TO THE HOTEL.
25:41.808 --> 25:44.310
DARLIN', JUST PEE IN THE POOL.
I DO IT ALL THE TIME.
25:44.410 --> 25:47.647
OH, GROSS, ROY.
YOU COMING, DAR?
25:47.747 --> 25:49.448
I THINK I'LL SWIM A LITTLE.
25:49.616 --> 25:52.151
THIS WAS A PRETTY GOOD IDEA
AFTER ALL.
25:52.251 --> 25:54.320
SEE YOU GUYS UP THERE.
25:54.621 --> 25:55.688
SEE YA.
26:06.666 --> 26:09.736
WHOO!
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
26:09.836 --> 26:12.104
[ COUGHS ]
FEELS GOOD.
26:12.204 --> 26:17.109
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
WHAT YOU DOIN', ROY?
26:17.209 --> 26:21.247
I'VE GOT YOU
A LITTLE SOMETHIN'.
26:26.653 --> 26:28.821
OH, ROY,
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO.
26:28.921 --> 26:33.660
I KNOW, BUT A LADY
LIKE YOU SHOULD HAVE
ANYTHING SHE WANTS.
26:36.896 --> 26:37.797
Darlene: GETTIN' TO NEW MEXICO,
I WAS SO EXCITED.
26:37.897 --> 26:39.999
[ SQUISH; BEEP, BEEP ]
26:40.099 --> 26:42.669
THE GRAND CANYON WAS
JUST A DAY AWAY.
26:42.769 --> 26:44.737
Roy: HEY, YOU KNOW,
WHAT I'M LOOKIN' FORWARD TO
26:44.837 --> 26:46.505
IS THAT ROBOSAURUS
SMASHIN' THEM CARS.
26:46.673 --> 26:47.874
THAT IS GONNA BE
SOMETHIN'.
26:47.974 --> 26:51.744
ROBO WHAT?
WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT?
26:51.844 --> 26:54.714
THAT'S A 10-STORY MACHINE
THAT SQUASHES THINGS --
26:54.814 --> 26:56.716
BASICALLY A CAR DEALER'S
NIGHTMARE.
26:56.816 --> 26:57.884
WHAT A THRILL.
26:57.984 --> 26:59.852
[ THUD, BOTTLES RATTLING ]
26:59.952 --> 27:01.888
ARMADILLO.
27:01.988 --> 27:04.991
YOU'D THINK THEM SON OF BITCHES
WOULD LEARN TO STAY OUT OF
THE ROAD, WOULDN'T YOU?
27:05.091 --> 27:05.892
DON'T YOU KNOW IT.
27:05.992 --> 27:08.560
YOU EVER SEE ONE ALIVE?
[ LAUGHS ]
27:08.695 --> 27:10.529
WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED.
97.1 DEGREES.
27:10.730 --> 27:12.799
I THINK I'M OVULATIN'.
27:12.899 --> 27:14.901
97.1 IS WHAT THAT LIBRARY BOOK
SAID TO LOOK FOR.
27:15.001 --> 27:15.902
WHOA.
27:16.002 --> 27:18.570
WELL, MAYBE IT'S JUST
THE HEAT.
27:18.705 --> 27:20.139
Darlene:
97.1, LONNIE EARL.
27:20.239 --> 27:22.709
THAT'S BELOW
NORMAL TEMPERATURE.
27:22.809 --> 27:24.476
WELL, SHE'S PROBABLY SITTIN'
TOO CLOSE TO THE WINDOW.
27:24.711 --> 27:25.945
MY WINDOW'S UP,
27:26.045 --> 27:27.947
AND ACCORDING TO
THIS THERMOMETER,
27:28.047 --> 27:31.250
FARMER ROY NEEDS TO PLANT
HIS SEED RIGHT NOW.
27:31.350 --> 27:32.952
COME ON, BABY.
PULL OVER.
27:33.052 --> 27:35.421
CANDY, I --
NO, WE AIN'T STOPPIN'
AT NO MOTEL.
27:35.521 --> 27:38.590
NOT RIGHT NOW.
WE JUST GOT BACK ON SCHEDULE,
AND I AIN'T GETTIN' OFF.
27:38.725 --> 27:40.960
HEY, WHO SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT A MOTEL?
27:41.060 --> 27:45.932
[ CANDY MOANING PLEASURABLY,
SUSPENSION SQUEAKING ]
27:46.032 --> 27:47.867
COURSE, YOU DO REALIZE THAT
MY SCHEDULE'S GONE TO HELL.
27:47.967 --> 27:51.738
FREEZIN'-ASS COLD OUT HERE,
AND -- AND WE'RE WAITIN'
ON THE DAMN CARNIVAL --
27:51.771 --> 27:54.974
WELL, HONEY, YOU'RE
THE ONE WANTED TO GO ON
VACATION IN JANUARY.
27:55.074 --> 27:56.809
YOU KNOW WHAT I TOLD YOU
ABOUT JULY PRICES.
27:56.909 --> 27:59.812
I CAN'T PAY
THAT KIND OF MONEY.
27:59.912 --> 28:00.813
[ SNIFFS ]
28:00.913 --> 28:02.481
[ BOTH MOANING PLEASURABLY ]
28:02.749 --> 28:04.483
Candy: OH...OH, BABY!
28:04.751 --> 28:06.052
[ WOMAN LAUGHING ]
28:06.152 --> 28:08.120
IT'S LIKE WE'RE TRAVELIN'
28:08.220 --> 28:11.590
WITH A DAMN HIGH-SCHOOL BIOLOGY
EXPERIMENT OR SOMETHIN'.
28:11.758 --> 28:12.759
[ CANDY GROANS PLEASURABLY ]
28:12.792 --> 28:14.761
WHAT THE HELL
IS HE DOIN' TO HER?
28:14.794 --> 28:16.228
SOMETHING PRETTY GOOD,
I'D SAY.
28:16.328 --> 28:17.830
WELL,
IT'S PISSIN' ME OFF.
28:17.930 --> 28:20.399
OKAY, THAT'S IT.
I'M -- I'M GONNA PUT
A STOP TO THIS SHIT.
28:20.499 --> 28:23.335
I DON'T CARE.
GOOD LORD. YOU'RE MAKIN'
A BIGGER SCENE THAN THEY ARE.
28:23.435 --> 28:25.371
[ LAUGHTER ]
28:25.471 --> 28:27.807
ALL RIGHT. [ KNOCKS ]
OH.
28:27.907 --> 28:30.242
THAT'LL BE PLENTY.
W-WHAT?
28:30.342 --> 28:31.978
COME ON. WE'RE LEAVIN'.
28:32.078 --> 28:33.813
[ APPLAUSE ]
28:33.913 --> 28:35.681
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED,
SIR.
28:35.782 --> 28:37.784
THERE GOES
THE NEW-CAR SMELL.
28:37.884 --> 28:40.386
Roy: YOU LOOK KINDA UPTIGHT,
LONNIE EARL.
28:40.486 --> 28:41.854
YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE?
28:41.954 --> 28:43.622
HELL, NO, I DON'T WANT
YOU TO DRIVE.
28:43.856 --> 28:44.891
I'M THE DRIVER.
28:44.991 --> 28:47.293
JUST GET US A COUPLE
OF BEERS. I'LL BE FINE.
28:47.393 --> 28:49.996
HEY, HON?
HMM?
28:50.096 --> 28:52.965
CAN YOU GRAB US A COUPLE BEERS
WITHOUT SPILLIN' ANY OF THEM
TADPOLES?
28:53.065 --> 28:54.934
I SURE CAN, SUGAR KITTEN.
28:55.034 --> 28:57.269
[ BOTTLES RATTLING ]
28:57.369 --> 28:58.871
THANK YOU.
28:58.971 --> 29:02.508
[ BOTTLES RATTLING ]
29:04.811 --> 29:08.580
I'M GLAD WE STOPPED HERE.
29:08.815 --> 29:09.949
YOU KNOW WHAT?
29:10.049 --> 29:11.818
THEY GOT A SIGN
OVER THAT TOILET
29:11.884 --> 29:14.386
SAYS THEY GOT THE CLEANEST
BATHROOMS ALONG ALL OF I-40.
29:14.486 --> 29:17.824
IF WE STAY IN
KINGMAN TONIGHT, WE'LL
BE BACK ON MY SCHEDULE.
29:17.890 --> 29:19.826
BUT WE WERE GONNA STOP AT
THE GRAND CANYON TONIGHT
29:19.892 --> 29:21.828
AND GET UP AND
LOOK AT IT TOMORROW.
29:21.894 --> 29:24.096
BUT WE CAN'T DO THAT
NOW BECAUSE, SEE, OUR
TRAVELIN' SEX SHOW HERE
29:24.196 --> 29:25.932
HAS PUT US
BEHIND SCHEDULE.
29:26.032 --> 29:27.834
THEN WHY
DID WE STOP HERE?
29:27.900 --> 29:29.701
BECAUSE WE HAD TO EAT,
HONEY,
29:29.836 --> 29:31.670
AND THIS FITS IN, OKAY?
29:31.838 --> 29:34.841
BESIDES THAT,
THE GRAND CANYON'S JUST
A BIG OL' HOLE IN THE GROUND.
29:34.907 --> 29:38.010
YOU CAN LOOK OUT
THE WINDOW AND SEE A BIG
HOLE IN THE GROUND.
29:38.110 --> 29:39.711
THAT AIN'T THE SAME.
29:39.846 --> 29:42.514
I THINK IT'D BE NICE
TO SEE IT.
29:42.614 --> 29:46.853
YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T MIND
RIDIN' ONE OF THEM JACKASSES
DOWN IN THAT SUCKER.
THAT'D...BE...
29:46.953 --> 29:48.988
DAMN IT,
THAT'S THE ONE THING
29:49.088 --> 29:50.857
I WANTED TO DO
ON THIS TRIP.
29:50.923 --> 29:53.860
I TOLD YOU I WANTED TO SEE IT
SINCE SECOND GRADE
29:53.960 --> 29:55.694
WHEN MRS. BEECHNER TOLD US
ABOUT IT.
29:55.862 --> 29:58.164
SHE SAID EVERYONE THOUGHT
GOD RESTED ON THE SEVENTH DAY,
29:58.264 --> 30:00.099
BUT REALLY HE WAS
WORKIN' ON HIS HOBBY,
30:00.199 --> 30:01.667
CARVIN' THE GRAND CANYON.
30:01.868 --> 30:02.969
WELL, THAT'S SWEET,
30:03.069 --> 30:04.303
BUT, UM, IF YOU REMEMBER,
30:04.403 --> 30:07.106
MRS. BEECHNER ALSO KEPT
HER SHIT IN A SHOEBOX.
30:07.206 --> 30:09.708
REMEMBER THAT?
30:09.808 --> 30:12.378
SO I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S
THE GREATEST AUTHORITY IN
THE WORLD, YOU KNOW?
30:12.478 --> 30:14.013
LET'S GO.
30:17.149 --> 30:19.518
[ BOTTLES RATTLING ]
30:22.588 --> 30:24.924
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
30:30.963 --> 30:32.999
[ CANDY MOANING PLEASURABLY ]
30:33.099 --> 30:36.302
GOOD GOD.
THAT GIRL'S GONNA WAKE
THE DEAD IN THERE.
30:36.402 --> 30:38.037
[ MOANING CONTINUES ]
30:38.137 --> 30:41.307
IF THIS SHIT'S GONNA HAPPEN
EVERY TIME SHE REACHES
A CERTAIN TEMPERATURE,
30:41.407 --> 30:43.009
I'M GONNA GET MADDER
THAN A WET HEN.
30:43.109 --> 30:45.912
WHY DOES IT BOTHER YOU SO MUCH?
IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
30:46.012 --> 30:48.180
IT'S JUST THAT THEY TAKE
SO DAMN LONG.
30:48.280 --> 30:50.316
AND THEY DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT US.
30:50.416 --> 30:52.351
THE LEAST HE COULD DO IS
TIGER-FUCK HER.
30:52.451 --> 30:54.820
YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE
THAT TALK.
30:54.921 --> 30:58.090
JUST GET UP BEHIND HER
AND BITE HER ON THE NECK,
IN AND OUT, AND IT'S DONE.
30:58.190 --> 31:00.960
SHIT.
HOW ROMANTIC.
31:01.060 --> 31:04.230
WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW
ABOUT ROMANCE?
31:10.636 --> 31:13.973
I'M SORRY, HONEY.
I-I'M JUST...
31:14.073 --> 31:17.109
WELL, LOOK, FACE IT --
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME WE DID IT?
31:17.209 --> 31:20.246
THAT'S NOT ROMANCE.
31:22.248 --> 31:23.983
IF THAT'S
ALL YOU CARE ABOUT,
31:24.083 --> 31:27.954
THEN JUST GO AHEAD AND
DO IT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
31:33.025 --> 31:35.794
IS THIS ABOUT
THE GRAND CANYON?
31:35.962 --> 31:38.965
NO, IT'S NOT.
GOOD GRIEF.
31:39.031 --> 31:41.833
WELL,
THEN WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
31:42.034 --> 31:43.502
WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO ME?
31:43.602 --> 31:46.405
I'M YOUR HUSBAND.
YOU CAN TALK TO ME.
31:51.777 --> 31:56.882
HONEY, LISTEN,
THIS IS HARD ON ME, TOO.
31:56.983 --> 31:59.485
HONEY, FOR THE LAST
COUPLE OF YEARS,
31:59.585 --> 32:01.988
EVERY TIME I TRY
SOMETHING WITH YOU,
32:02.021 --> 32:05.891
YOU GOT SOME DAMN EXCUSE.
32:05.992 --> 32:09.395
YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW IT FEELS.
32:09.495 --> 32:13.032
AND BESIDES THAT,
I'M ABOUT TO EXPLODE.
32:13.132 --> 32:15.534
I AM.
32:19.305 --> 32:22.308
TELL THE TRUTH --
IS IT ME?
32:26.412 --> 32:30.282
NO. IT'S ME.
32:34.020 --> 32:36.788
WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO ABOUT THAT?
32:37.023 --> 32:38.624
WELL, I SAID --
32:38.724 --> 32:41.193
MAYBE WE COULD SEE THAT WOMAN
IN LITTLE ROCK.
32:41.293 --> 32:43.462
I AIN'T GOIN' TO NO
SHRINK-BITCH DR. RUTH WOMAN
32:43.562 --> 32:44.930
THAT'S GONNA MAKE US
SIT THERE
32:45.031 --> 32:47.533
AND CHARGE ME AN ARM AND A LEG
AND A NUT TO SAY THE SHIT
32:47.633 --> 32:49.701
THAT WE CAN SAY TO EACH OTHER
RIGHT HERE AND NOW.
32:49.801 --> 32:52.638
BUT SHE MIGHT NOT LET YOU
SAY SOMETHIN' LIKE YOU
JUST SAID.
32:52.738 --> 32:55.707
WHAT DID I SAY?
32:55.807 --> 32:57.543
WELL, IF YOU CAN'T HEAR
YOURSELF,
32:57.643 --> 33:00.446
THEN HOW ARE YOU GONNA
HEAR ME, HUH?
33:12.258 --> 33:14.693
THIS DANG BED SAGS
IN THE MIDDLE.
33:14.793 --> 33:17.196
WE'RE ALL GONNA BE WINDIN'
UP LAYIN' IN A PUDDLE.
33:17.296 --> 33:20.766
IT SURE AS HELL AIN'T NO
SERTA PERFECT SLEEPER.
33:20.866 --> 33:24.703
WOULD Y'ALL QUIT BITCHIN'?
THE BED'S FINE.
33:24.803 --> 33:26.905
GOOD NIGHT,
JOHN BOY.
33:27.139 --> 33:27.873
KISS MY ASS.
33:28.107 --> 33:29.308
[ LAUGHTER ]
33:29.408 --> 33:30.909
[ FARTS ]
33:31.143 --> 33:32.078
OH, MY GOD.
33:32.111 --> 33:34.080
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S AWFUL!
33:34.113 --> 33:38.717
[ Laughing ] OH, ROY!
THAT'S DISGUSTING!
33:38.817 --> 33:40.519
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
33:40.619 --> 33:42.354
SMELL IT AND WEEP!
33:42.454 --> 33:44.823
[ LAUGHTER ]
33:44.923 --> 33:48.160
[ INTRODUCTION
TO "HANG ON SLOOPY" PLAYS ]
33:51.297 --> 33:54.333
* HEY, NOW, SLOOPY
33:54.433 --> 33:56.435
* SLOOPY HANG ON
34:00.172 --> 34:04.776
* SLOOPY LIVES
IN A VERY BAD PART OF TOWN *
34:04.876 --> 34:06.845
* BAD PART OF TOWN...
34:07.113 --> 34:10.516
[ "HIGHER GROUND" PLAYS ]
34:10.616 --> 34:11.117
* PEOPLE...
34:11.217 --> 34:11.317
* PEOPLE...
34:13.552 --> 34:15.487
* KEEP ON TURNIN'
* KEEP ON...TURNIN'
34:15.587 --> 34:18.224
"TURNIN'"?
OR IS IT "YEARNIN'"?
34:18.324 --> 34:19.658
* TEACHERS...
TEACHERS.
34:19.757 --> 34:21.793
TEACHERS.
34:21.893 --> 34:22.960
* KEEP ON TEACHIN'
* KEEP ON TEACHIN'
34:23.161 --> 34:25.731
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH!
34:25.831 --> 34:27.233
* LOVERS...
34:27.333 --> 34:28.766
KEEP ON LOVIN'!
[ SLOT MACHINE CLANGS ]
34:28.867 --> 34:30.768
* KEEP ON LOVIN'
34:30.869 --> 34:31.737
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
34:31.837 --> 34:33.605
NOW, THAT'S SONGWRITING.
34:33.705 --> 34:34.973
* BELIEVERS...
34:35.174 --> 34:36.242
KEEP ON BELIEVIN'.
34:36.342 --> 34:37.743
* KEEP ON BELIEVIN'
34:37.842 --> 34:39.578
WHOO!
34:39.678 --> 34:41.213
[ LAUGHTER ]
34:41.313 --> 34:42.380
* SLEEPERS...
34:42.481 --> 34:44.049
KEEP ON SLEEPIN'.
34:44.150 --> 34:45.217
* JUST STOP SLEEPIN', YEAH
34:45.317 --> 34:47.619
OH! [ LAUGHS ]
34:47.719 --> 34:49.621
* 'CAUSE IT WON'T BE TOO LONG
34:49.721 --> 34:51.989
Roy: IT WON'T BE?
Lonnie Earl:
IT WON'T BE TOO LONG.
34:52.158 --> 34:56.228
Candy: * WON'T BE...
* OH, NO
34:56.328 --> 34:59.798
* I'M SO GLAD
THAT HE LET ME TRY IT AGAIN *
34:59.898 --> 35:04.570
* 'CAUSE MY LAST TIME ON EARTH
I LIVED A WHOLE WORLD OF SIN *
35:04.670 --> 35:07.273
* I'M SO GLAD THAT I KNOW
MORE THAN I KNEW THEN *
35:07.373 --> 35:10.209
* GONNA KEEP ON TRYIN'
35:10.309 --> 35:13.279
* TILL I REACH
MY HIGHEST GROUND *
35:15.847 --> 35:17.082
* WHOO
35:17.183 --> 35:20.819
* TILL I REACH
MY HIGHEST GROUND *
35:23.189 --> 35:25.056
* OH, NO *
35:25.191 --> 35:29.761
* NO ONE'S GONNA
BRING ME DOWN *
35:29.861 --> 35:32.298
* OH, NO
35:32.398 --> 35:36.735
* TILL I REACH
MY HIGHEST GROUND *
35:39.205 --> 35:40.339
OH, MY GOD.
35:42.641 --> 35:45.076
TONY ORLANDO'S HERE!
35:45.277 --> 35:46.478
[ LONNIE EARL SIGHS ]
35:46.578 --> 35:49.114
OH, TONY ORLANDO'S HERE!
WE GOTTA GO TO SEE HIM!
35:49.215 --> 35:51.883
WHOA. DO YOU RECKON
HE SPLIT UP WITH DAWN?
35:51.983 --> 35:53.952
WELL, HON, WE'LL HAVE TO SEE
IF WE GOT TIME.
35:54.220 --> 35:55.221
I MEAN, YOU KNOW...
35:55.287 --> 35:56.522
WE GOTTA MAKE TIME.
35:56.622 --> 35:57.689
I SAID WE'D SEE.
35:59.024 --> 36:02.728
I NEVER STAYED OVERNIGHT
IN A CITY THIS BIG BEFORE.
36:04.363 --> 36:06.865
I'D SURE HATE
TO GET LOST HERE.
36:06.965 --> 36:09.335
NOW, DON'T GET
ALL NERVED UP, HONEY.
36:09.435 --> 36:11.670
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A GOOD TIME.
36:11.770 --> 36:14.340
IT'S JUST LIKE BACK HOME.
THERE'S JUST A LOT MORE OF IT.
36:34.260 --> 36:36.695
[ GASPS ]
I'LL BE DOGGED.
36:36.795 --> 36:38.029
THIS IS
THE SHAMROCK SUITE.
36:38.264 --> 36:39.331
SEE THAT?
36:39.431 --> 36:41.032
WHOA.
36:41.267 --> 36:42.768
OH, HONEY!
36:42.868 --> 36:45.904
I KNEW THIS WOULD BE
THE PERFECT PLACE
TO GET REMARRIED!
36:46.004 --> 36:47.273
ROY, I KNEW IT, BABY!
36:47.339 --> 36:49.641
Roy: I'LL CARRY YOU OVER
THE THRESHOLD, BABY.
36:49.741 --> 36:51.377
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
36:51.477 --> 36:54.280
BOTH BEDROOMS HAVE
THEIR OWN PRIVATE ENTRANCE.
36:54.346 --> 36:57.449
LOOK AT THAT TUB!
THAT'S LIKE A SWIMMIN' POOL!
36:57.549 --> 36:59.351
OH, MY GOD!
36:59.451 --> 37:01.387
OH, ROY,
IT'S LIKE WE'RE HERE, BABY!
37:01.487 --> 37:02.821
WE'RE ACTUALLY HERE!
37:02.921 --> 37:06.825
MMM. THIS IS ROMANTIC.
LOOK AT THAT.
37:06.925 --> 37:09.761
THIS DOOR LEADS TO
THE ADJOINING BEDROOM.
37:09.861 --> 37:12.764
OH, MY GOD!
WE'RE NEIGHBORS!
37:12.864 --> 37:15.701
OH, CANDY,
YOU GOTTA SEE THIS VIEW.
37:15.801 --> 37:17.369
OH, WOW!
37:17.469 --> 37:19.438
WE HAVE THE SAME
OVER THERE!
37:19.538 --> 37:20.439
OKAY!
37:20.539 --> 37:21.607
TAKE A PICTURE OF ME.
37:21.707 --> 37:23.475
LAY LIKE A SUPERMODEL,
OKAY?
37:23.575 --> 37:25.311
I DON'T LOOK LIKE
CINDY CRAWFORD.
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]
37:25.411 --> 37:26.645
I COULD TAKE SOME PICTURES.
37:26.745 --> 37:27.946
THAT'S OKAY.
37:28.046 --> 37:29.481
GIVE ME SOME POUTY LIPS.
HEY, Y'ALL.
37:29.581 --> 37:31.149
Y'ALL, CHECK IT OUT.
CHECK IT OUT.
37:31.317 --> 37:32.851
HUGH HEFNER,
INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOY.
37:32.951 --> 37:33.919
[ LAUGHTER ]
37:34.019 --> 37:35.954
SHOW ME YOUR TA-TAS
IN CLOTH OF TERRY.
37:36.054 --> 37:37.689
HEY, DO WE GET TO KEEP
THESE THINGS?
37:37.789 --> 37:39.858
I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO LOOK
THE OTHER WAY.
37:39.958 --> 37:41.159
WHOA! ALL RIGHT!
37:41.327 --> 37:42.494
[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ]
37:42.594 --> 37:44.930
LONNIE EARL...
THANK YOU, MAN.
37:45.030 --> 37:46.498
OH, MY GOD!
IT'S SHANIA TWAIN!
37:46.598 --> 37:47.899
HOW COOL IS THAT?
37:47.999 --> 37:49.935
SHE'S SO GODDAMN HOT!
37:50.035 --> 37:53.905
* ...MINE,
ANY MAN OF MINE *
37:54.005 --> 37:56.342
WHOO!
* WHOO!
37:56.408 --> 37:58.243
GODDAMN CHAMPAGNE.
37:58.344 --> 38:01.347
* ANY MAN OF MINE BETTER
DISAGREE *
38:01.380 --> 38:04.483
* WHEN I SAY ANOTHER WOMAN'S
LOOKIN' BETTER THAN ME *
38:04.583 --> 38:05.784
WHOA.
38:05.884 --> 38:07.886
HEY, Y'ALL. THEY GOT
24-HOUR ROOM SERVICE.
38:07.986 --> 38:10.422
YOU MEAN YOU CAN GET
ANYTHING YOU WANT
ANYTIME YOU WANT?
38:10.522 --> 38:12.791
Bellhop: YES, SIR.
ANYTIME YOU WANT. JUST DIAL 49.
38:12.891 --> 38:14.460
DARLENE, WHO AM I?
38:14.560 --> 38:16.562
* I NEED A MAN WHO KNOWS...
38:16.662 --> 38:19.731
I GUESS YOU, UH,
WON'T NEED ANY PABST.
38:19.831 --> 38:22.668
NO. THAT'LL LAST ME
ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF.
38:22.768 --> 38:27.506
* ...BREATHTAKIN',
EARTHQUAKIN' KIND *
38:27.606 --> 38:29.875
HERE'S YOUR CURTAIN REMOTE
AND YOUR KEY.
38:29.975 --> 38:31.443
ALL RIGHTY.
THANK YOU.
38:31.543 --> 38:32.478
ALL RIGHT.
38:32.578 --> 38:34.946
IF THERE'S NOTHING ELSE,
I'LL BE GOING.
38:35.046 --> 38:38.750
OF COURSE,
THE, UH, CHOCOLATES ARE FREE.
38:38.850 --> 38:40.486
CHING, CHING.
[ LAUGHS ]
38:40.586 --> 38:41.887
I'M GONNA GO, THEN.
OKAY.
38:41.987 --> 38:44.790
LISTEN, WHILE I GOT
YOU HERE, I JUST WANT TO
ASK YOU ONE QUESTION.
38:44.890 --> 38:48.059
UH, I UNDERSTAND THAT THE
HOOKERS IN NEVADA ARE FREE.
IS THAT RIGHT?
38:48.394 --> 38:49.595
LEGAL.
38:49.695 --> 38:51.697
NOT FREE?
NO.
38:51.797 --> 38:53.865
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
38:53.965 --> 38:56.468
LIKE I SAID,
I'M ON MY WAY OUT.
38:56.568 --> 38:59.237
GOT THE LUGGAGE, RIGHT?
UNPACKED IT.
38:59.405 --> 39:01.072
GOT THE EXPLANATION
OF THE MENU.
39:01.172 --> 39:03.942
THAT'S IT. OKAY.
I'M GONNA GO.
39:04.042 --> 39:05.777
I'LL BE AT
THE BELL CAPTAIN'S STATION
39:05.877 --> 39:07.413
IF YOU NEED
ANYTHING ELSE.
39:07.513 --> 39:10.782
OH, OKAY. I GET YA.
YOU WANT YOUR DOLLAR.
39:10.882 --> 39:11.783
HERE.
39:11.883 --> 39:13.151
HERE YOU GO.
39:13.419 --> 39:15.020
WOW. OKAY.
39:15.120 --> 39:16.287
Candy: WHOO!
39:16.488 --> 39:17.823
STRAIGHT TO THE CASINO.
39:17.923 --> 39:19.758
SHAKE IT, DARLENE!
UNLESS YOU WANTED CHANGE.
39:19.858 --> 39:21.560
* SHIMMY, SHAKE
39:21.660 --> 39:23.094
* MAKE THE EARTH QUAKE
39:23.194 --> 39:25.564
* KICK, TURN, STOMP, STOMP
39:25.664 --> 39:27.433
* AND THEN YOU JUMP!
39:27.533 --> 39:28.767
[ MEN GRUNTING ]
39:28.867 --> 39:31.269
IF I GET TO GO
TO TONY ORLANDO,
39:31.437 --> 39:32.938
SHOULD I WEAR MY HAIR
UP OR DOWN?
39:33.038 --> 39:35.874
HMM.
LET ME SEE.
39:35.974 --> 39:37.308
[ THUD, TELEPHONE RATTLES ]
39:37.443 --> 39:38.810
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHAT?
39:38.910 --> 39:40.812
YOU KNOW, WHAT I THINK
WOULD BE GREAT
39:40.912 --> 39:44.015
IS IF YOU PUT IT
LIKE THIS. YEAH.
39:44.115 --> 39:45.784
GET OVER HERE,
YOU SON OF A BITCH.
39:45.884 --> 39:46.952
JESUS H. CHRIST.
39:47.052 --> 39:48.454
[ MEN GRUNTING ]
39:48.554 --> 39:50.989
WHAT IS IT WITH YOU
AND TONY ORLANDO, ANYWAY?
39:51.089 --> 39:53.825
OH, HE'S ALWAYS BEEN LIKE
MY GUARDIAN ANGEL.
39:53.925 --> 39:54.793
[ GLASS BREAKING ]
39:54.893 --> 39:56.795
YOU SEE,
WHEN I WAS IN FIFTH GRADE,
39:56.895 --> 39:58.597
I CAUGHT JEFF MARTIN
CHEATIN' ON ME,
39:58.697 --> 40:00.331
AND MY MAMA KNEW
I WAS DEPRESSED,
40:00.466 --> 40:03.001
SO SHE LET ME SPEND THE NIGHT
AT DEANNA STEWART'S HOUSE
40:03.101 --> 40:05.136
TO WATCH THE JERRY LEWIS
TELETHON.
40:05.236 --> 40:08.874
ANYWAY, THEY WERE UP TO
ABOUT $8 MILLION IN DONATIONS
40:08.974 --> 40:12.811
WHEN OUT WALKED THIS DARK,
HANDSOME MAN WITH A MUSTACHE
40:12.911 --> 40:16.848
AND A SMILE THAT COULD
LIGHT UP ALL OF BRANSON.
40:16.948 --> 40:19.818
AND I -- I JUST KNEW
HE WAS SOMETHIN' SPECIAL.
40:19.918 --> 40:21.319
[ MEN GRUNTING ]
40:21.520 --> 40:22.888
Lonnie Earl: OW! SHIT!
40:22.988 --> 40:25.824
I HAD SOMETHING LIKE THAT
FOR CHUCK WOOLERY ONE TIME.
40:25.924 --> 40:30.028
ANYWAY, WHEN HE SANG...
[ GRUNTING CONTINUES ]
40:30.128 --> 40:32.998
Both: * KNOCK THREE TIMES
ON THE CEILING *
40:33.098 --> 40:35.333
* IF YOU WANT ME
40:35.433 --> 40:39.037
IT WAS LIKE HE WAS
SINGIN' IT RIGHT TO ME,
40:39.137 --> 40:43.475
LIKE HE KNEW...I NEEDED
TO HEAR IT RIGHT THEN.
40:43.575 --> 40:44.876
[ RUMBLING,
GRUNTING CONTINUE ]
40:44.976 --> 40:47.913
AND HE'S HAD A SPECIAL PLACE
IN MY HEART EVER SINCE.
40:48.013 --> 40:51.082
OH...
THAT'S SO SWEET.
40:51.182 --> 40:52.951
[ CHUCKLES ]
40:53.051 --> 40:54.052
[ THUD ]
40:54.152 --> 40:55.854
Lonnie Earl:
OKAY, I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
40:55.954 --> 40:57.489
YOU KNOW
WHAT I THINK WE NEED?
40:57.589 --> 40:59.825
WHAT?
SOME SERIOUS PINK LIPS.
40:59.925 --> 41:01.827
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
41:01.927 --> 41:03.529
I'M GONNA GO AND GET
MY PINK LIPSTICK, OKAY?
41:03.629 --> 41:05.230
[ GLASS BREAKING ]
[ GASPS ]
41:05.531 --> 41:07.533
YOU OKAY?
41:09.601 --> 41:13.371
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
Y-YEAH, I THINK I'M FINE.
41:13.539 --> 41:15.641
I-I JUST...I GOT UP
TOO QUICK, MAYBE.
41:15.741 --> 41:17.576
WELL, I'LL GET IT.
41:20.812 --> 41:22.548
YOU SURE YOU'RE
FEELIN' OKAY, HON?
41:22.648 --> 41:25.283
'CAUSE YOU ARE LOOKIN'
A LITTLE PEAKIN'.
41:25.551 --> 41:26.785
I'M GONNA BE FINE.
41:26.885 --> 41:29.020
I'M JUST GONNA SIT IN HERE
FOR A LITTLE BIT.
41:29.120 --> 41:30.288
[ WATER SPLASHING ]
41:30.556 --> 41:31.890
CAN I DO SOMETHIN'?
41:31.990 --> 41:33.792
NO. I PROBABLY JUST DRANK
TOO MUCH.
41:33.892 --> 41:36.227
YOU GO ON DOWN.
I'LL MEET UP WITH YOU LATER.
41:36.562 --> 41:37.829
WELL...
41:37.929 --> 41:39.898
HEY, LET'S SHIT
OR GET OFF THE POT, GUYS.
41:39.998 --> 41:41.366
I THOUGHT WE WAS GOIN'
DOWNSTAIRS.
41:41.567 --> 41:42.834
WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE?
41:42.934 --> 41:45.036
Y'ALL GO ON.
WE'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER.
41:45.136 --> 41:46.838
YOU KNOW WHAT
WE OUGHT TO DO, BABY?
41:46.938 --> 41:50.576
AFTER WHILE, YOU AND ME TAKE
ONE OF THEM BUBBLE BATHS.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
41:50.642 --> 41:52.443
WELL, YOU KNOW BETTER
THAN THAT.
41:52.644 --> 41:55.213
I DON'T TAKE BUBBLE BATHS.
41:55.313 --> 41:58.884
OF COURSE YOU DON'T.
I FORGOT.
41:58.984 --> 42:02.287
WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT TUB IS
BIG ENOUGH FOR ALL OF US.
42:02.588 --> 42:03.622
OH, GREAT, ROY.
42:03.722 --> 42:07.225
JUST JUMP ON THE BANDWAGON,
YOU DUMB-ASS.
42:07.325 --> 42:11.697
[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH, I AM DUMB.
42:11.797 --> 42:15.767
YOU GUYS DEFINITELY MAKE ME
CLEAR OF THAT ON A DAILY BASIS.
42:15.867 --> 42:17.636
DUMB, DUMB-ASS, DUMB SHIT,
42:17.736 --> 42:20.105
DIPSHIT, SHITHEAD, SHIT HOLE,
SHIT-FOR-BRAINS...
42:20.205 --> 42:21.873
DILDO.
DILDO.
42:21.973 --> 42:24.876
YOU KNOW, WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE
TO HAVE A...
42:24.976 --> 42:27.045
A "LET'S NOT PICK ON ROY" DAY?
42:28.947 --> 42:31.149
[ SIGHS ]
42:31.249 --> 42:33.819
LET'S GO DOWNSTAIRS.
42:33.919 --> 42:37.388
OKAY.
I'M -- I'M SORRY.
42:37.623 --> 42:39.991
[ SIGHS ]
42:40.091 --> 42:41.860
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
42:46.998 --> 42:48.800
DARLENE?
MM-HMM?
42:48.900 --> 42:51.637
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
YOU DON'T TAKE BUBBLE BATHS?
42:51.703 --> 42:53.171
GIVES MY POOTER
AN INFECTION
42:53.271 --> 42:55.473
THAT STINGS WORSE
THAN A SWARM OF BEES.
42:55.707 --> 42:57.776
[ LAUGHS ]
42:57.876 --> 42:59.044
[ SIGHS ]
42:59.144 --> 43:01.813
HONEY, I WASN'T BORN YESTERDAY.
I KNOW SOMETHING'S WRONG.
43:01.913 --> 43:03.715
AND YOU CAN TALK TO ME.
YOU KNOW THAT.
43:03.815 --> 43:05.183
NOW,
DON'T START THAT AGAIN.
43:05.283 --> 43:07.853
DARLENE, I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND.
I KNOW.
43:07.953 --> 43:08.920
JUST DROP IT.
43:09.020 --> 43:13.358
I KNOW YOU MEAN WELL, HON,
BUT JUST...STOP.
43:14.760 --> 43:16.728
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
43:18.664 --> 43:20.365
OKAY.
43:22.934 --> 43:26.004
[ "SUSSUDIO" PLAYS ]
43:26.104 --> 43:28.940
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
43:33.979 --> 43:35.714
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.
43:35.814 --> 43:38.984
THESE THINGS LOOK
A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH
LIKE A SINUS INFECTION.
43:40.819 --> 43:43.722
I -- I TELL YOU WHAT.
43:43.822 --> 43:47.859
THEY SAY THEY ARE
ONE HELL OF AN APHRODILIAC.
43:47.959 --> 43:50.528
[ LAUGHS ]
43:50.696 --> 43:53.031
[ Spanish accent ]
APHRODISIAC.
43:53.131 --> 43:56.968
OH, Y--
[Laughing] OH, DEAR.
43:57.068 --> 43:59.570
[ LAUGHS ]
THANK YOU, MA'AM.
43:59.705 --> 44:02.240
ACTUALLY, THEY'RE, UH,
MOTHER NATURE'S VIAGRA.
44:02.340 --> 44:04.910
[ LAUGHS ]
44:05.010 --> 44:07.312
ROY, DON'T BE
SUCH A DAMN IDGIT, OKAY?
44:07.412 --> 44:08.980
YOU MADE US LOOK STUPID.
44:09.080 --> 44:10.782
EVERYBODY KNOWS
WHAT THAT WORD IS.
44:10.882 --> 44:13.985
* OH, IF SHE CALLED ME
44:14.085 --> 44:15.921
* I'D BE THERE
44:16.021 --> 44:17.923
* I'D COME RUNNIN'
44:18.023 --> 44:18.990
AIN'T BAD.
44:19.090 --> 44:21.559
HEY, BUD, UH, CAN WE GET
A COUPLE OF PABSTS?
44:21.793 --> 44:22.861
MM-HMM.
44:22.961 --> 44:24.562
SLIPPERY.
44:24.730 --> 44:26.865
* ...FEEL SO GOOD
IF I JUST SAY THE WORD *
44:26.965 --> 44:28.800
AND BRING HIM A SHOT, TOO,
WOULD YOU?
44:28.900 --> 44:30.135
SOME KIND OF WHISKEY.
44:30.235 --> 44:31.970
WELL, YOU NEED YOU A SHOT.
44:32.070 --> 44:34.305
I HAD 140 BEERS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
44:34.405 --> 44:39.244
BUT...
I DO HAVE TOO MUCH BLOOD
IN MY ALCOHOL CONTENT.
44:39.344 --> 44:40.979
SEE THERE?
44:41.079 --> 44:42.948
JUST TRYIN' TO HELP YOU
CUT THE --
44:43.048 --> 44:44.983
WHATEVER THOSE THINGS ARE.
44:45.083 --> 44:47.986
[ SIGHS ]
44:48.086 --> 44:50.321
GOD KNOWS I DON'T NEED
ANY OF 'EM.
44:50.421 --> 44:52.858
* SU-SUSSUDIO
44:52.958 --> 44:54.492
OH, YOU MEAN YOU AND DAR?
44:54.760 --> 44:55.827
* OH, OH, OH *
44:55.927 --> 44:58.864
I THINK IT'S JUST A PHASE
YOU GUYS ARE GOING THROUGH.
44:58.964 --> 45:01.199
OH, IT'S MORE THAN A PHASE.
IT'S WAY PAST A PHASE.
45:01.299 --> 45:03.601
IT'S A LOT MORE SERIOUS
THAN YOU MIGHT THINK.
45:03.769 --> 45:06.304
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ALWAYS
GONNA BE TOGETHER.
45:06.404 --> 45:08.006
Y-YOU'VE ALWAYS
WORKED IT OUT.
45:08.106 --> 45:09.775
YOU WILL NOW.
45:09.841 --> 45:13.244
WELL, I'VE GIVEN THAT
A LOT OF THOUGHT LATELY,
TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH.
45:13.344 --> 45:15.847
I MEAN, NOT THAT THAT'S
WHAT I WANT, YOU KNOW?
45:15.947 --> 45:18.683
BUT SHE JUST DON'T GET IT.
I DON'T KNOW.
45:18.784 --> 45:21.319
A MAN'S GOT NEEDS,
YOU KNOW?
45:21.419 --> 45:22.954
WELL,
EVERYBODY'S GOT NEEDS.
45:23.054 --> 45:24.622
WELL, YOU KNOW,
DON'T BE GOIN' OUT
45:24.790 --> 45:26.858
THINKIN' ABOUT GETTIN'
NO NOOKY ON THE SIDE.
45:26.958 --> 45:27.993
[ LAUGHS ]
45:28.093 --> 45:30.161
WELL, WHO SAID
I WAS THINKIN' ABOUT THAT?
45:30.261 --> 45:31.830
DARLENE'S A GREAT LADY,
YOU KNOW?
45:31.930 --> 45:33.531
YOU DON'T NEED TO BE
DOIN' THAT.
45:33.799 --> 45:36.134
I WOULDN'T EVER DO THAT.
45:36.234 --> 45:37.803
I JUST GOT A TINGLE.
45:37.903 --> 45:40.371
I'M GONNA GO GET ME
SOME MORE OF THESE SUCKERS.
45:40.471 --> 45:43.875
I'M HAVIN' A HARD TIME
KEEPIN' UP WITH CANDY,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
45:43.975 --> 45:44.876
I'LL BE BACK.
45:44.976 --> 45:46.444
[ HORN HONKS ]
45:46.544 --> 45:48.814
OH, LOOK! IT'S ONE
OF THEM THEME WEDDINGS!
45:48.847 --> 45:50.849
OH, AIN'T THAT SWEET,
DARLENE?
45:50.949 --> 45:51.850
[ HORN HONKS ]
45:51.950 --> 45:53.852
THAT'S IT!
45:53.952 --> 45:56.521
THAT'S WHAT ROY AND I NEED.
45:56.822 --> 45:57.522
WHAT?
45:57.823 --> 45:59.190
A THEME WEDDING.
45:59.290 --> 46:00.859
I'D BE DOROTHY.
46:00.959 --> 46:03.862
AND -- AND -- AND --
AND HE COULD BE THAT TIN GUY.
46:03.962 --> 46:05.730
AND -- AND --
46:05.831 --> 46:09.467
AND WE COULD HAVE...
MIDGETS FOR BRIDESMAIDS.
46:09.567 --> 46:11.970
WELL, WHY WOULD YOU DRESS UP
LIKE THAT FOR A WEDDING?
46:12.070 --> 46:14.940
'CAUSE IT'S ROMANTIC.
46:16.274 --> 46:18.676
[ REGISTER BEEPING ]
46:18.844 --> 46:21.880
[ "DREAM ON DREAMER" PLAYS ]
46:21.980 --> 46:23.949
WELL, LET'S SEE.
46:24.049 --> 46:25.750
* AND NIGHT...
46:25.851 --> 46:30.755
* UP IN THE CLOUDS
FLYING SO HIGH *
46:30.856 --> 46:35.093
* YOU TRY YOUR BEST
TO STRETCH YOUR MIND *
46:35.193 --> 46:36.895
COME DOWN HERE,
DIDN'T I?
46:36.995 --> 46:38.363
HUH?
46:38.463 --> 46:40.365
[ Laughing ] I SAID
I COME DOWN HERE, DIDN'T I?
46:40.465 --> 46:43.434
YES, YOU DID.
YEAH.
46:43.534 --> 46:46.972
NOW...YOU MIGHT HAVE TO
TWIST MY ARM,
46:47.072 --> 46:50.341
BUT...I'LL GO UP
TO YOUR ROOM WITH YOU.
46:50.441 --> 46:52.343
* HATE TO PUT
YOUR TWO FEET... *
46:52.443 --> 46:54.312
I DON'T THINK
YOU COULD HANDLE ME.
46:54.412 --> 46:56.314
OH, HONEY,
I COULD HANDLE IT.
46:56.414 --> 46:57.883
THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.
46:57.983 --> 46:59.484
WELL...
46:59.584 --> 47:01.887
I DON'T THINK
YOU COULD AFFORD IT.
47:01.987 --> 47:03.488
WHAT THE HELL
DOES THAT MEAN?
47:03.588 --> 47:07.492
IT MEANS I SEE YOUR TYPE COME
THROUGH HERE ALL THE TIME --
47:07.592 --> 47:09.660
ALL BLOW AND NO DOUGH.
47:09.895 --> 47:11.296
IS THAT A FACT?
47:11.396 --> 47:13.398
* DREAM ON, DREAMER
47:13.498 --> 47:15.266
LET ME SHOW YOU
SOMETHIN', HONEY.
47:15.366 --> 47:17.903
* IF YOU LIVE TO LEARN
YOU'LL BE LUCKY ONE DAY *
47:17.969 --> 47:18.904
SEE THAT?
47:18.970 --> 47:20.906
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS,
BABY?
47:20.972 --> 47:23.474
A SHOE.
47:23.574 --> 47:25.911
[ Laughing ]
WELL, HELL YEAH, IT IS.
47:25.977 --> 47:28.446
IT'S ALSO TWO MONTHS'
RENT.
47:28.546 --> 47:30.982
* OVER AND OVER
47:31.082 --> 47:32.217
WELL...
47:36.054 --> 47:38.990
YOU SEE THERE?
47:42.928 --> 47:45.730
RENT MUST BE VERY CHEAP.
47:45.931 --> 47:48.967
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
47:52.470 --> 47:55.840
NOW, THAT WAS A REALLY SHITTY
THING TO SAY TO SOMEBODY.
47:55.941 --> 47:59.277
* THE OLD GRAY MARE JUST
AIN'T WHAT SHE USED TO BE *
47:59.377 --> 48:00.946
* AIN'T WHAT
SHE USED TO BE *
48:01.012 --> 48:02.480
[ Laughing ]
* AIN'T WHAT SHE --
48:02.580 --> 48:04.049
Man:
OKAY, EVERYBODY, WE'RE BACK.
48:04.149 --> 48:06.451
[ "NO PARKING
(ON THE DANCE FLOOR)" PLAYS ]
48:06.551 --> 48:08.253
SHE CAN KISS MY ASS.
48:08.353 --> 48:09.988
[ LAUGHS ]
48:10.088 --> 48:14.092
COME OVER HERE AND JUST
TAKE OVER THE DAMN COUNTRY.
48:14.192 --> 48:15.260
WHY NOT?
48:15.360 --> 48:16.794
[ LAUGHS ]
48:16.962 --> 48:18.496
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
WELL, FUCK HER.
48:18.596 --> 48:20.498
SHE WAS A LESBIAN ANYWAY.
I COULD TELL.
48:20.598 --> 48:22.533
SHE AIN'T NO LESBIAN.
SHE'S TOO PRETTY.
48:22.633 --> 48:24.435
SON, THERE'S ALL KINDS
OF LESBIANS --
48:24.535 --> 48:27.138
PRETTY ONES AND UGLY ONES --
THERE'S ALL KINDS, YOU KNOW?
48:27.238 --> 48:29.307
SHE HAD LESBIAN ENERGY.
THAT'S ALL I KNOW.
48:29.407 --> 48:31.842
WELL, I'M A LESBIAN
IN A MAN'S BODY.
48:31.977 --> 48:35.146
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT
GOT IT ALL STARTED WAS
THAT DAMN GLORIA STEINEM,
YOU KNOW IT?
48:35.246 --> 48:37.415
MM-HMM.
WHEN SHE STARTED
THAT WOMEN'S-LIB CRAP?
48:37.515 --> 48:41.886
IT WAS HER AND HELEN REDDY
AND THAT TENNIS PLAYER THAT
BEAT BOBBY RIGGS THAT TIME.
48:41.987 --> 48:43.989
LET'S DON'T FORGET
HELEN GURLEY BROWN.
48:44.022 --> 48:45.456
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO,
DON'T YOU?
48:45.556 --> 48:48.893
THEY SIT AROUND
THE HOUSE ALL DAY READIN'
THEM GIRLIE MAGAZINES
48:48.994 --> 48:52.330
LIKE "WOMAN'S DAY" AND
"REDBOOK" AND ALL THAT MESS.
48:52.430 --> 48:53.831
AND TV.
HELL, YEAH.
48:53.999 --> 48:56.834
START CRYIN' WITH OPRAH
ALL DAMN AFTERNOON.
48:57.002 --> 49:00.738
THEN BY THE TIME YOU GET HOME
FROM WORK, SHIT, THEY'D RATHER
FIGHT THAN FUCK.
49:01.006 --> 49:02.740
MMM.
49:04.009 --> 49:06.611
WELL, I GUESS, YOU KNOW,
I'M A PRETTY LUCKY MAN,
49:06.711 --> 49:09.647
BECAUSE CANDY HAS ALWAYS HAD
A VERY HEALTHY APPETITE
49:09.747 --> 49:11.116
FOR OLD GUNTHER HERE.
49:11.216 --> 49:12.717
YOU KNOW, I KINDA...
49:12.817 --> 49:15.586
I WONDER SOMETIMES
SHE AIN'T BORDERLINE NYMPHO.
49:15.686 --> 49:16.854
BUT SHE AIN'T ALWAYS
49:17.022 --> 49:19.724
AS...WILD AND STUFF
AS SHE'S BEEN LATELY.
49:19.824 --> 49:22.727
I MEAN, SHE DON'T
ALWAYS SCREAM AND HOLLER
LIKE THAT, DOES SHE?
49:23.028 --> 49:23.861
SHE SURE DOES.
49:24.029 --> 49:25.463
NO, SHE DON'T.
YES, SHE DOES.
49:25.563 --> 49:28.633
NO, SHE DON'T.
I MEAN...YOU'RE KIDDIN' ME.
49:28.733 --> 49:30.501
NO, SHE DON'T, DOES SHE?
49:30.601 --> 49:34.139
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES IT CAN BE
DOWNRIGHT EMBARRASSIN'.
49:34.239 --> 49:37.875
AND OTHER TIMES IT CAN
MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE
STUDLY DO-RIGHT, YOU KNOW?
49:38.043 --> 49:40.345
YOU'RE THE MAN.
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
49:40.445 --> 49:41.612
[ SILVERWARE CLATTERS ]
49:41.712 --> 49:43.314
UH, I GOT TO PEE.
I'LL BE BACK.
49:43.414 --> 49:46.684
* NO PARKING
ON THE DANCE FLOOR *
49:46.784 --> 49:48.686
* ALL RIGHT
49:48.786 --> 49:50.921
[ SIGHS ] SHIT.
49:51.056 --> 49:54.225
"PSYCHIC CARD READING...
49:54.325 --> 49:55.893
MADAM ZORA."
49:56.061 --> 49:58.463
OH, COME ON. LET'S GO SEE
WHAT THE FUTURE SAYS!
49:58.563 --> 49:59.697
OH, NO!
COME ON!
49:59.797 --> 50:01.332
IT'S KIND OF SCARY.
I DON'T LIKE IT.
50:01.432 --> 50:03.301
OH, COME ON!
50:03.401 --> 50:05.936
Woman:
THIS IS VERY TELLING.
50:06.037 --> 50:09.807
SEE, THE QUEEN DEPICTS A STRONG
SLANT TO YOUR FEMININE SIDE.
50:10.041 --> 50:11.842
HMM...
50:12.043 --> 50:13.678
FEMININE SIDE.
50:13.778 --> 50:16.581
COULD YOU BE EXPECTING?
50:20.151 --> 50:23.020
[ SIGHS ] I-I'M GONNA
TAKE ALL OF THESE.
50:23.121 --> 50:25.290
I'M NOT TAKIN' ANY CHANCES
TONIGHT.
50:25.390 --> 50:27.024
[ CHUCKLES ]
50:27.125 --> 50:29.794
HELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
GIVE ME THREE OF THEM
BUTTERFINGERS.
50:29.894 --> 50:33.198
Darlene:
SO, ARE YOU EXCITED?
50:33.298 --> 50:34.399
Roy: ABOUT WHAT?
50:34.499 --> 50:35.833
THE PREGNANCY TEST.
50:36.033 --> 50:37.235
OH. I DON'T KNOW.
50:37.335 --> 50:41.072
I -- I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY SHE THINKS SHE IS NOW.
50:41.172 --> 50:44.642
SHE AIN'T EVEN MISSED HER...
THING OR NOTHIN'.
50:44.742 --> 50:47.812
WELL, I'M GONNA LET
YOU IN ON A LITTLE
FEMALE SECRET.
50:47.912 --> 50:50.981
SOMETIMES YOU JUST
KNOW, EVEN BEFORE
YOU MISS YOUR THING.
50:51.082 --> 50:54.952
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT
BUYIN' ALL THAT, UH,
SCREAMIN' AND MOANIN'
50:55.052 --> 50:57.555
AND SHIT YOU'VE BEEN DOIN',
JUST SO YOU KNOW.
50:57.655 --> 51:00.057
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
51:00.158 --> 51:02.827
OH, DON'T BULLSHIT
ME, CANDY. YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
51:02.927 --> 51:04.962
YOU'RE STILL MAD
ABOUT OUR LITTLE FLING.
51:05.130 --> 51:07.632
YOU'RE DOIN' ALL THAT
SHIT FOR MY BENEFIT.
I GET IT.
51:07.732 --> 51:09.700
DOIN' WHAT?
51:09.800 --> 51:13.504
SCREAMIN' LIKE A STUCK HOG
WITH YOUR HUSBAND
WHEN Y'ALL DO IT.
51:13.604 --> 51:17.842
BUT IT AIN'T WORKIN'.
IT'S A BAD ACTING JOB.
51:18.143 --> 51:21.646
WHO'S ACTIN'?
51:21.746 --> 51:26.251
[ CHUCKLES ]
WELL...ALL I KNOW IS
51:26.351 --> 51:29.787
THAT YOU DON'T MAKE
ALL THAT RACKET WHEN
YOU AND ME DO IT.
51:29.887 --> 51:33.858
WELL, YOU FIGURE THAT OUT,
SHERLOCK.
51:34.159 --> 51:35.693
[ SIGHS DEEPLY ]
51:35.793 --> 51:40.398
[ TOILET FLUSHES,
ROY GROANS ]
51:40.498 --> 51:43.368
[ HANDLE CLICKS ]
51:45.170 --> 51:46.304
Roy: SO?
51:46.404 --> 51:49.407
WELL, I PEED IN A CUP,
ON A STICK, ON MY HAND.
51:49.507 --> 51:52.377
I GOT LINES AND CROSSES
AND...
51:55.180 --> 51:57.615
THEY ALL SAY
THE SAME THING.
51:59.517 --> 52:01.419
YES.
52:01.519 --> 52:02.420
YEAH?
52:02.520 --> 52:05.290
OH, CANDY.
[ GIGGLES ]
52:05.390 --> 52:06.691
NO. BABY...
52:06.791 --> 52:08.793
D-DID YOU HEAR?
WE...YEAH?
52:08.893 --> 52:10.528
[ LAUGHS ]
52:10.628 --> 52:13.097
OH, CAN YOU HOLD THAT?
52:13.198 --> 52:14.832
YOU MEAN WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A BABY?!
52:14.932 --> 52:17.034
[ Laughing ]
OH, BABY DOLL!
52:17.202 --> 52:19.337
OH, I LOVE YOU!
[ LAUGHS ]
52:20.838 --> 52:22.240
YOU HAPPY?
52:22.340 --> 52:23.641
YEAH. YOU?
52:23.741 --> 52:26.444
YOU SURE?
MM-HMM.
52:26.544 --> 52:27.812
I LOVE YOU.
52:27.912 --> 52:29.980
I LOVE YOU, BABY.
I LOVE YOU.
52:30.215 --> 52:31.816
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
52:34.219 --> 52:38.223
[ INTRODUCTION TO
"BABY GOT GOING" PLAYS ]
52:43.994 --> 52:45.896
* BABY GOT TO GOING
ON A SOUTHERN TRAIN *
52:45.996 --> 52:48.799
* FIRED-UP PISTONS
DRIVIN' BELOW *
52:48.899 --> 52:50.468
* AND THE WHOLE VIBRATION...
52:50.568 --> 52:51.636
BEER.
52:51.736 --> 52:52.770
BEER.
52:52.870 --> 52:55.706
* LET'S ROLL
52:55.806 --> 52:57.475
* LET'S ROLL...
52:57.575 --> 52:59.244
BEER.
LIGHT BEER.
53:02.980 --> 53:05.816
[ COINS RATTLING ]
OH, MY GOD! I WON!
53:05.916 --> 53:08.085
* MY BABY GOT GOIN'
WHEN THE TRAIN HIT THE ROAD *
53:08.253 --> 53:10.288
* MY BABY GOT GOIN'
WHEN THE TRAIN HIT THE ROAD *
53:10.388 --> 53:12.857
* MY BABY GOT GOIN'
WHEN THE TRAIN HIT THE ROAD *
53:12.957 --> 53:14.759
WHOO!
53:14.859 --> 53:17.828
AGAIN! I GOT 21!
53:17.928 --> 53:19.630
* MY BABY'S HOOKED ON ME
53:19.730 --> 53:22.767
* AND AS YOU CAN SEE
I'M WILD ABOUT HER *
53:22.867 --> 53:27.772
* WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA-OH *
53:27.872 --> 53:32.743
* WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA-OH *
53:32.843 --> 53:33.778
* WHOA
53:33.878 --> 53:35.446
[ BELLS RINGING,
COINS RATTLING ]
53:35.546 --> 53:37.815
OH, MY GOD! IT'S ALIVE!
[ SCREAMS, LAUGHS ]
53:37.915 --> 53:40.451
WHERE'D IT GO?
IT'S GONE.
53:40.551 --> 53:43.488
WHERE'D IT GO?
WHY IS IT FLAT?
[ LAUGHS ]
53:43.588 --> 53:45.323
YOU THINK I CAN HEAR HIM?
53:45.423 --> 53:46.691
I THINK MAYBE YOU COULD.
53:46.791 --> 53:48.326
OH! AAH!
[ LAUGHS ]
53:48.426 --> 53:51.629
LITTLE SUCKER
KICKS LIKE A MULE.
[ LAUGHS ]
53:52.697 --> 53:55.300
HEY, HONEY?
MM-HMM.
53:55.333 --> 53:56.367
[ ROY AND CANDY LAUGHING ]
53:56.467 --> 53:59.637
COULD YOU COME SIT BY ME
FOR A MINUTE?
53:59.737 --> 54:02.106
SURE.
54:02.307 --> 54:03.674
[ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]
54:08.313 --> 54:10.581
ALL RIGHT.
HERE'S THE DEAL.
54:10.681 --> 54:14.652
UM...I -- I DID
PRETTY GOOD TONIGHT.
54:14.752 --> 54:15.853
YOU KNOW, GAMBLIN'?
54:15.953 --> 54:17.622
WON A LITTLE EXTRA MONEY,
THAT KIND OF THING.
54:17.722 --> 54:18.556
THAT'S NICE, HUH?
54:18.656 --> 54:20.057
[ SNIFFS ]
54:20.325 --> 54:23.160
AND, UH, WELL, I'D --
54:23.328 --> 54:26.497
I-I GOT THIS DEAL THAT,
UH, MAYBE IT'S NOT --
54:26.597 --> 54:28.433
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S DOWN
YOUR ALLEY OR NOT.
54:28.533 --> 54:32.169
IT'S JUST, UH, A LITTLE
SOMETHIN' I GOT AND --
54:32.337 --> 54:35.340
ANYHOW, WELL, THERE.
HA HA.
54:35.406 --> 54:36.841
THAT'S FOR YOU
AND EVERYTHING.
54:39.710 --> 54:41.946
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
I DON'T KNOW.
54:42.046 --> 54:44.749
I'M NOT REAL GOOD
AT PICKIN' SHIT OUT.
YOU KNOW THAT.
54:44.849 --> 54:47.452
JUST, YOU KNOW,
GIRL KIND OF THING.
54:47.552 --> 54:48.419
[ BREATHES HEAVILY ]
54:48.519 --> 54:50.388
[ SIGHS ]
54:52.523 --> 54:54.692
YOU LIKE IT?
54:54.792 --> 54:57.395
LONNIE EARL...
54:57.495 --> 55:00.197
A BRACELET.
55:00.398 --> 55:02.567
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
55:04.969 --> 55:08.973
IT'S NOT AS BEAUTIFUL
AS YOU ARE.
55:52.617 --> 55:55.553
Close the door.
55:55.653 --> 55:57.622
OH, YEAH.
55:59.624 --> 56:02.760
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
DON'T MOVE.
56:07.732 --> 56:10.601
[ HINGES CREAK ]
56:10.701 --> 56:13.571
Candy: WELL, LOOK AT
YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS.
56:13.671 --> 56:15.039
DID Y'ALL HEAR THAT
EARTHQUAKE LAST NIGHT?
56:15.139 --> 56:16.541
[ LAUGHING ]
STOP.
56:16.641 --> 56:19.544
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
56:19.644 --> 56:22.112
YOU WANT
SOME COFFEE, HON?
56:22.212 --> 56:24.482
YOU SURE THERE'S NO WAY
THEY COULD BE WRONG?
56:24.582 --> 56:27.552
HEY, SON, YOU BETTER
GET IN HERE. YOUR EGGS
ARE GONNA GET CRUSTY.
56:27.652 --> 56:29.720
HOW'S IT --
HOW'S IT POSSIBLE?
56:29.820 --> 56:32.557
I CAN'T FIND ANY MIDGETS.
56:32.657 --> 56:36.661
WELL, YOU MIGHT TRY UNDER
"L" FOR "LITTLE PEOPLE."
56:36.761 --> 56:39.163
Roy: YEAH, OKAY.
56:39.464 --> 56:40.798
HONEY, HURRY UP.
56:40.898 --> 56:42.500
I GOTTA SEE
IF WE CAN BOOK THAT CHAPEL.
56:42.600 --> 56:45.836
OKAY. BYE.
56:45.936 --> 56:47.505
I SWEAR TO GOD,
56:47.605 --> 56:50.475
IF I DON'T GET ANY MIDGETS,
I'M GONNA BE SO UPSET.
56:50.541 --> 56:52.610
I CAN'T HAVE THIS WEDDING
WITHOUT MIDGETS.
56:52.710 --> 56:55.780
Darlene: YOU'LL HAVE
A BEAUTIFUL WEDDIN'
NO MATTER WHAT.
56:59.183 --> 57:00.518
WHAT'S WRONG, HONEY?
57:00.618 --> 57:03.588
WELL, THAT WAS -- I WAS JUST
TALKIN' TO DOC TULEY,
57:03.688 --> 57:08.125
AND, UH, HE JUST TOLD ME
THAT, UH, UM...
57:08.225 --> 57:10.327
UH, HE SAID
I CAN'T HAVE BABIES.
57:10.561 --> 57:12.630
[ LAUGHTER ]
57:13.964 --> 57:16.501
THAT'S FUNNY.
THAT'S CUTE, BABY.
57:16.567 --> 57:17.902
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
WE CAN'T HAVE BABIES?
57:18.002 --> 57:21.506
NO, NOT "WE."
ME.
57:21.539 --> 57:24.108
SEE, I-I DIDN'T TELL YOU
'CAUSE I-I DIDN'T WANT YOU
WORRYIN',
57:24.208 --> 57:26.343
BUT I HAD SOME
FERTILITY TESTS DONE
57:26.511 --> 57:27.945
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
WE BEEN TRYIN'
57:28.045 --> 57:31.415
AND, YOU KNOW, WEREN'T
GETTIN' NOWHERE AND...
57:31.516 --> 57:35.520
[ SIGHS ]
WELL, ANYWAY, THE TESTS
CAME BACK FROM LITTLE ROCK,
57:35.586 --> 57:38.523
AND MY TADPOLES
AIN'T SWIMMIN'.
57:38.589 --> 57:39.624
ROY, IT'S JUST A MISTAKE.
57:39.724 --> 57:42.927
THEY MADE A MISTAKE BECAUSE,
IN CASE YOU FORGOT,
57:43.027 --> 57:45.129
I'M DEFINITELY POLLINATED.
57:45.229 --> 57:47.131
NO, THEY SAID
IT'S A FOR-SURE THING.
57:47.231 --> 57:48.799
HONEY, IT CAN'T BE
A FOR-SURE THING.
DAMN IT.
57:48.899 --> 57:52.202
THEY -- THEY SENT
THE SAMPLES OFF
TO A DANG LABORATORY.
57:52.302 --> 57:53.938
THEY AIN'T GONNA BE WRONG
IN A LABORATORY.
57:54.038 --> 57:55.540
WELL, THEY GOTTA BE WRONG
BECAUSE I CAN'T BE PREGNANT
57:55.640 --> 57:56.607
UNLESS --
58:03.648 --> 58:04.582
WHAT WAS THAT?
58:04.682 --> 58:07.151
WHAT WAS WHAT?
58:07.251 --> 58:08.986
THAT LOOK.
WHAT LOOK?
58:09.086 --> 58:13.558
THE LOOK YOU TWO
JUST GAVE EACH OTHER.
58:14.592 --> 58:17.027
OH. THAT --
THAT WAS --
THAT WAS NO LOOK.
58:17.127 --> 58:18.596
[ PANTS ] W--
58:24.635 --> 58:27.471
DARLENE, I-I'M SO SORRY.
58:27.572 --> 58:29.406
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
YOU'RE SORRY?
58:29.574 --> 58:30.474
I'M SO SORRY, DARLENE.
58:30.575 --> 58:31.876
WHAT ARE YOU
SORRY ABOUT?
58:31.976 --> 58:32.843
YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHIN'
TO BE SORRY ABOUT.
58:32.943 --> 58:34.579
I MEAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE,
58:34.645 --> 58:36.013
YOU LOOKED AT ME,
AND I LOOKED AT YOU.
58:36.113 --> 58:37.682
SHIT. PEOPLE CAN LOOK AT ONE
ANOTHER, CAN'T THEY?
58:37.782 --> 58:39.684
NOT THAT LIKE, THEY CAN'T.
58:41.251 --> 58:46.356
OH, GOD. PLEASE...
PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
58:46.624 --> 58:47.825
OH.
58:47.925 --> 58:49.493
[ SILVERWARE CLANGS ]
FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT?
58:49.594 --> 58:51.495
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
FORGIVE YOU?
58:51.596 --> 58:53.163
[ Laughing ]
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
58:53.263 --> 58:55.265
WILL Y'ALL HOLD ON?
I -- B--
58:55.365 --> 58:56.734
AM I MISSIN' SOMETHIN'
HERE?
58:56.834 --> 58:59.469
OH, FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD,
ROY, DON'T YOU SEE?
58:59.604 --> 59:02.907
THIS ISN'T RENO.
THIS IS "MELROSE PLACE."
59:03.007 --> 59:04.441
HUH?
59:04.609 --> 59:06.376
MY HUSBAND
HAS BEEN DOIN' YOUR WIFE.
59:06.611 --> 59:08.679
NO.
59:08.779 --> 59:09.847
YES.
59:09.947 --> 59:11.248
AIN'T THAT THE SHITS?
59:11.348 --> 59:12.717
I THINK Y'ALL
ARE JUMPIN' THE GUN.
59:12.817 --> 59:15.019
[ SILVERWARE CLANGING ]
SHUT UP!
59:15.119 --> 59:17.454
OH, JUST SHUT UP, LONNIE EARL!
GOD DAMN IT!
59:17.622 --> 59:19.356
[ Crying ] QUIT ACTING
LIKE SUCH AN ASS!
59:19.624 --> 59:21.091
YOU BLEW IT!
59:21.191 --> 59:22.259
WELL, HELL, YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT GOT PREGNANT.
59:22.359 --> 59:23.628
SHE'S THE ONE
GOT PREGNANT. SHIT.
59:23.728 --> 59:27.131
YOU INSENSITIVE
SON OF A BITCH!
59:27.231 --> 59:28.866
[ FOOTSTEPS ]
59:28.966 --> 59:32.970
[ DOOR OPENS,
DOOR SLAMS ]
59:33.070 --> 59:36.173
Candy: [ Crying ]
DARLENE, I KNOW. I'M SO SORRY.
59:36.273 --> 59:39.109
HE'S AN ASSHOLE!
59:39.209 --> 59:40.811
Darlene: HE'S AN ASSHOLE?!
59:40.911 --> 59:45.449
HEY, ROY, LISTEN,
I'M SORRY, MAN.
59:45.650 --> 59:48.118
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
59:49.754 --> 59:51.789
LISTEN, W--
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME.
59:51.889 --> 59:53.123
THIS DIDN'T HAVE A FUCKIN'
THING TO DO WITH YOU.
59:53.223 --> 59:55.693
[ PLATE CLINKS ]
SHE'S MY WIFE!
59:55.793 --> 59:56.460
Darlene: TRAMP!
59:56.727 --> 59:59.229
BASTARD!
59:59.329 --> 01:00:02.466
OH.
DARLENE, PLEASE WAIT.
01:00:02.667 --> 01:00:04.401
[ PLATES CLINK ]
01:00:04.601 --> 01:00:05.602
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
01:00:05.703 --> 01:00:08.038
DARLENE...
DARLENE, PLEASE WAIT.
01:00:08.138 --> 01:00:09.206
SHUT UP.
01:00:09.306 --> 01:00:10.875
COME ON.
WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS.
01:00:10.975 --> 01:00:13.010
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
01:00:13.110 --> 01:00:14.311
BEST FRIENDS?
01:00:14.411 --> 01:00:16.981
BEST FRIENDS DON'T DO THAT
TO BEST FRIENDS.
01:00:20.184 --> 01:00:21.385
ENJOYING YOUR STAY, SIR?
01:00:21.618 --> 01:00:22.820
OH, SHUT UP.
01:00:22.920 --> 01:00:25.222
OKAY, THEN.
01:00:25.322 --> 01:00:28.693
[ DOOR OPENS, SLAMS ]
01:00:28.793 --> 01:00:31.829
I'VE KNOWN YOU
SINCE THE THIRD GRADE.
01:00:31.929 --> 01:00:35.332
JUST HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO
BEEN VISITIN' SIN CITY?
01:00:36.901 --> 01:00:38.736
TWICE.
JUST TWO TIMES.
01:00:38.836 --> 01:00:40.604
I SWEAR TO GOD,
THAT'S IT. THAT'S --
01:00:40.705 --> 01:00:42.673
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
WHY ARE YOU...
01:00:42.773 --> 01:00:43.507
WE NEED --
WE NEED TO TALK.
01:00:43.741 --> 01:00:44.675
NOT NOW, ROY!
01:00:44.775 --> 01:00:47.011
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYIN'
TO CONSOLE DARLENE?!
01:00:47.111 --> 01:00:48.879
OH, I DON'T WANT
YOUR CONSOLIN'!
01:00:48.979 --> 01:00:50.380
THAT'S YOUR HUSBAND!
01:00:50.480 --> 01:00:51.849
HE'S THE ONE WHO NEEDS
YOUR CONSOLIN'!
01:00:51.949 --> 01:00:53.617
I'M FINE.
01:00:53.718 --> 01:00:55.285
TH-THAT'S OKAY.
YOU CAN GO FIRST.
01:00:55.385 --> 01:00:56.386
DAMN IT, ROY!
01:00:56.486 --> 01:00:58.689
SHOW SOME BACKBONE,
WILL YA?!
01:00:58.789 --> 01:00:59.556
WH-- WHY ARE YOU MAD
AT ME?!
01:00:59.656 --> 01:01:00.657
WHY ARE YOU YELLIN'
AT HIM?
01:01:00.758 --> 01:01:02.126
HE'S JUST TRYIN'
TO BE NICE.
01:01:02.226 --> 01:01:03.360
SHUT UP, WHORE!
01:01:03.460 --> 01:01:04.729
Lonnie Earl:
ALL RIGHT, ROY.
01:01:04.795 --> 01:01:05.730
DARLENE.
01:01:05.830 --> 01:01:06.731
COME ON, HIT ME.
01:01:06.797 --> 01:01:07.832
WHAT?
HIT ME.
01:01:07.932 --> 01:01:09.299
I GOT IT COMIN' TO ME.
NO.
01:01:09.399 --> 01:01:11.101
IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
IT'LL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
01:01:11.201 --> 01:01:12.970
I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA
HIT ME BACK.
I PROMISE
I WON'T HIT YOU BACK.
01:01:13.070 --> 01:01:14.138
OKAY, COME ON!
01:01:14.238 --> 01:01:15.539
OH, MY GOD!
LONNIE EARL!
01:01:15.773 --> 01:01:16.540
GET OFF!
01:01:16.774 --> 01:01:17.875
GET OFF ME!
01:01:17.975 --> 01:01:19.777
GET OFF HIM,
YOU BASTARD!
01:01:19.877 --> 01:01:21.111
YOU HIT HIM!
01:01:21.211 --> 01:01:23.213
YOU HIT ME
AND THEN SLEEP WITH MY WIFE!
01:01:23.313 --> 01:01:24.581
AND YOU HIT ME!
01:01:24.749 --> 01:01:26.583
IT WAS JUST A REFLEX ACTION.
THAT'S ALL IT WAS.
01:01:26.751 --> 01:01:28.518
FOLKS, YOU REALLY GOTTA
KEEP IT DOWN IN --
01:01:28.753 --> 01:01:31.355
GET THE FUCK OUT!!
01:01:31.455 --> 01:01:32.622
HOLD ON.
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, LISTEN.
01:01:32.757 --> 01:01:36.126
I GOT A GREAT IDEA, OKAY?
01:01:36.226 --> 01:01:38.595
I KNOW
HOW TO FIX EVERYTHING.
01:01:38.763 --> 01:01:40.464
DARLENE AND ROY
GOTTA SLEEP TOGETHER.
01:01:40.564 --> 01:01:42.599
IT'LL MAKE IT EVEN.
IT'S LIKE A DEALER TRADE-IN.
01:01:42.767 --> 01:01:44.201
YOU ARE SUCH A SICK FUCK!
WHAT?
01:01:44.301 --> 01:01:46.003
HAVE YOU FINALLY LOST
YOUR MIND?!
01:01:46.103 --> 01:01:51.608
IF I WANTED A MAKE-UP FUCK,
IT WOULD BE WITH TONY ORLANDO!
01:01:51.809 --> 01:01:53.077
JESUS, HELP ME.
01:01:53.177 --> 01:01:56.981
I FEEL SO RAW,
LIKE I HAVEN'T GOT ANY SKIN!
01:01:57.081 --> 01:01:59.950
THIS IS WRONG.
IT'S JUST WRONG.
01:02:00.050 --> 01:02:01.218
I KNOW. IT'S WRONG.
01:02:01.318 --> 01:02:03.420
AND IF I COULD
JUST WIGGLE MY NOSE
01:02:03.520 --> 01:02:05.322
LIKE SAMANTHA
ON "BEWITCHED"
01:02:05.422 --> 01:02:07.257
AND MAKE THIS ALL GO AWAY,
DARLENE, I WOULD.
01:02:07.357 --> 01:02:08.625
[ Crying ]
I SWEAR TO GOD.
01:02:08.793 --> 01:02:09.794
YOU'D PROBABLY CALL UP
AUNT CLARA,
01:02:09.860 --> 01:02:11.328
AND LONNIE EARL
WOULD FUCK HER, TOO.
01:02:11.428 --> 01:02:12.830
HEY, HEY, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA.
01:02:12.930 --> 01:02:14.264
HEY, HEY, HEY, HONEY,
LISTEN.
01:02:14.364 --> 01:02:15.966
LISTEN. C-CALM DOWN.
01:02:16.066 --> 01:02:17.101
DON'T TELL ME
TO CALM DOWN!
CALM -- CALM DOWN!
01:02:17.201 --> 01:02:18.435
CALM DOWN.
CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN.
01:02:18.535 --> 01:02:20.204
LET -- LET ME GO WITH YOU,
AND WE'LL -- WE'LL TALK.
01:02:20.304 --> 01:02:22.372
I DON'T WANNA BE
AROUND YOU.
01:02:22.472 --> 01:02:24.108
I DON'T WANNA BE AROUND
ANY OF YOU.
01:02:24.208 --> 01:02:25.709
NO, DARLENE.
01:02:25.810 --> 01:02:26.576
YOU'RE GONNA NEED
YOUR EYEDROPS.
01:02:26.811 --> 01:02:28.712
MY EYES ARE JUST FINE.
01:02:28.813 --> 01:02:30.815
THEY'RE JUST FINE.
I DON'T NEED 'EM.
01:02:30.915 --> 01:02:32.716
EVERYTHING'S CRYSTAL CLEAR.
01:02:32.817 --> 01:02:34.418
PLEASE DON'T GO.
DARLENE, WAIT A MINUTE.
01:02:34.518 --> 01:02:36.821
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
01:02:38.923 --> 01:02:40.891
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]
01:02:42.827 --> 01:02:43.560
[ SNIFFLES ]
01:02:43.828 --> 01:02:44.895
HELLO.
01:02:44.995 --> 01:02:47.564
THIS IS DEFINITELY
THE SHITS.
01:02:47.832 --> 01:02:49.566
I'M SORRY, ROY.
01:02:49.834 --> 01:02:51.501
YOU KNOW WHAT?
01:02:51.601 --> 01:02:55.572
SORRY JUST AIN'T CUTTIN' IT
RIGHT NOW, LONNIE EARL.
01:02:55.840 --> 01:02:56.573
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
01:02:56.841 --> 01:02:58.508
[ Crying ]
SUGAR KITTEN?
01:02:58.608 --> 01:03:01.378
I'M IN HELL.
I HOPE EVERYBODY'S HAPPY.
01:03:01.478 --> 01:03:03.280
[ SIGHS ]
01:03:03.380 --> 01:03:04.949
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
01:03:05.049 --> 01:03:06.917
FRIENDS?
01:03:09.286 --> 01:03:11.388
SHIT! FUCK!
01:03:11.488 --> 01:03:15.559
[ PANTING,
SNIFFLES ]
01:03:15.659 --> 01:03:18.528
[ Crying ]
CAR NUMBER 5394, PLEASE.
01:03:18.628 --> 01:03:20.965
YES.
YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY, TOO.
01:03:21.065 --> 01:03:22.199
DARLENE, WAIT!
01:03:22.299 --> 01:03:24.734
YOU DON'T WANNA LEAVE
LIKE THIS.
01:03:24.869 --> 01:03:26.270
DON'T TELL ME
WHAT I WANT.
01:03:26.370 --> 01:03:29.639
I'M SICK AND TIRED
OF PEOPLE TELLIN' ME
WHAT I WANT TO DO!
01:03:29.874 --> 01:03:31.408
GOD, I FUCKED UP.
01:03:31.508 --> 01:03:32.542
I'M SO SORRY, HON.
01:03:32.642 --> 01:03:34.411
WE HAVE TO TALK
ABOUT THIS.
01:03:34.511 --> 01:03:36.680
WE'RE TOO CLOSE TO
THROW AWAY WHAT WE GOT.
01:03:36.914 --> 01:03:38.883
WHAT WE GOT?!
01:03:38.949 --> 01:03:42.352
WE GOT A FUCKIN' MESS
IS WHAT WE GOT!
01:03:42.452 --> 01:03:44.454
AND I HAD NOTHIN'
TO DO WITH IT!
01:03:44.554 --> 01:03:45.655
[ SNIFFLES ]
01:03:45.890 --> 01:03:47.024
YES, YOU DID.
01:03:47.124 --> 01:03:48.125
OH, EXCUSE ME?
01:03:48.225 --> 01:03:51.161
YOU DID HAVE SOMETHIN'
TO DO WITH IT, DARLENE.
01:03:51.261 --> 01:03:54.098
HELL, LONNIE EARL WAS
CRYIN' FOR YOUR ATTENTION,
01:03:54.198 --> 01:03:56.566
AND YOU REFUSED
TO SEE IT.
01:03:56.666 --> 01:03:58.435
SO HE CAME TO ME
TO TALK ABOUT IT,
[ SCOFFS ]
01:03:58.535 --> 01:04:00.537
AND I WAS JUST TRYIN' TO BE
YOUR FRIEND, SO I LISTENED.
01:04:00.637 --> 01:04:01.805
AND BEFORE YOU KNEW IT,
01:04:01.906 --> 01:04:03.974
HE WAS SPINNIN' YOU
LIKE A HELICOPTER.
01:04:04.074 --> 01:04:05.075
YOU BITCH.
01:04:05.175 --> 01:04:07.244
AND YOU CALL YOURSELF
MY FRIEND.
01:04:07.344 --> 01:04:10.314
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DO.
[ PANTING ]
01:04:10.414 --> 01:04:11.548
IN CASE YOU FORGOT,
01:04:11.648 --> 01:04:13.450
I TRIED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT IT, TOO,
01:04:13.550 --> 01:04:16.053
AND YOU KEPT TRYIN' TO
CONVINCE ME AND YOURSELF
01:04:16.153 --> 01:04:17.221
THAT EVERYTHING WAS GREAT,
01:04:17.321 --> 01:04:18.455
THAT LIFE WAS JUST
ONE BIG BOWL OF CHERRIES!
01:04:18.555 --> 01:04:20.925
OH, GO AWAY!
01:04:20.958 --> 01:04:22.960
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE A FUCKIN' MOLE.
01:04:23.060 --> 01:04:25.963
AND I'M NOT TALKIN'
ABOUT THAT THING ON
CINDY CRAWFORD'S LIPS.
01:04:26.063 --> 01:04:29.133
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT
THEM RODENTS THAT BURY
THEMSELVES IN THE GROUND.
01:04:29.233 --> 01:04:32.169
THEY GOT EYES, BUT SINCE
THEY DON'T USE 'EM,
THEY CAN'T SEE.
01:04:32.269 --> 01:04:33.703
COME ON, ELEVATOR.
01:04:33.938 --> 01:04:35.439
JUST GO AHEAD.
01:04:35.539 --> 01:04:37.507
JUST RUN AWAY, DARLENE,
LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO.
01:04:37.607 --> 01:04:39.309
JUST SO YOU DON'T HAVE
TO FACE ANYTHING.
01:04:39.409 --> 01:04:40.777
SHUT UP.
01:04:40.945 --> 01:04:43.247
YOU'VE GOT THE WORLD
BY ITS BALLS,
01:04:43.347 --> 01:04:44.848
AND YOU DON'T EVEN
KNOW IT!
01:04:44.949 --> 01:04:48.552
[ PANTING ]
AND YOU KNOW WHY?
01:04:48.652 --> 01:04:53.190
BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS
THROWING SOME GODDAMN
DARLENE PITY PARTY.
01:04:53.290 --> 01:04:55.392
MOPIN' AROUND
IN THOSE STUPID OVERALLS,
01:04:55.492 --> 01:04:59.029
FEELIN' SORRY FOR YOURSELF,
HIDIN' BEHIND YOUR KIDS!
01:04:59.129 --> 01:05:01.598
GOD, YOU'VE GOT THIS PRISON
BUILT INTO YOUR HEAD,
01:05:01.698 --> 01:05:02.766
AND YOU JUST LOVE
LIVING THERE!
01:05:03.000 --> 01:05:04.334
STOP NOW!
01:05:04.434 --> 01:05:05.569
NO!
01:05:05.669 --> 01:05:09.373
WAKE...UP, DARLENE.
01:05:09.473 --> 01:05:12.076
YOU'VE GOT A NICE HOUSE,
YOUR BILLS ARE PAID,
01:05:12.176 --> 01:05:13.978
YOU'VE GOT HEALTHY KIDS,
01:05:14.044 --> 01:05:17.014
YOU'VE GOT FRIENDS
WHO CARE ABOUT YOU
IF YOU ONLY LET THEM.
01:05:17.114 --> 01:05:18.682
AND, DAMN IT,
YOU'VE GOT A HUSBAND
01:05:18.782 --> 01:05:21.085
WHO THINKS
YOU'RE WORTH FIGHTIN' FOR!
01:05:21.185 --> 01:05:23.420
HE SO DESPERATELY
WANTS TO FIND
01:05:23.520 --> 01:05:25.422
THE WOMAN
HE FELL IN LOVE WITH.
01:05:25.522 --> 01:05:29.093
GOD DAMN IT, YOU COULD
REALLY ENJOY LIFE.
01:05:29.193 --> 01:05:34.164
IF YOU OPEN YOUR EYES,
YOU'D SEE THAT I'M RIGHT.
01:05:34.264 --> 01:05:37.667
ALL I'D SEE ARE YOUR LEGS UP
OVER MY HUSBAND'S SHOULDERS.
01:05:37.767 --> 01:05:39.103
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS,
DOORS OPEN ]
01:05:39.203 --> 01:05:42.372
OH. DON'T GO THERE.
01:05:42.472 --> 01:05:43.540
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
LADIES...
01:05:43.640 --> 01:05:44.641
THE ONLY THING
I'M STILL WONDERIN'
01:05:44.741 --> 01:05:46.543
IS HOW A SPOILED BRAT
LIKE YOU
01:05:46.643 --> 01:05:49.013
FUCKED LONNIE EARL
WITHOUT YOUR DADDY'S
PERMISSION.
01:05:49.113 --> 01:05:50.514
OOOHHHHHH!
OW!
01:05:50.614 --> 01:05:51.881
BITCH!
01:05:52.016 --> 01:05:54.618
[ INDISTINCT YELLING ]
01:05:54.718 --> 01:05:56.020
ROY, LET'S TALK.
01:05:56.120 --> 01:05:57.154
OH, SHUT UP.
01:05:57.254 --> 01:05:59.056
THEY'RE GONNA KILL
EACH OTHER.
01:05:59.156 --> 01:06:00.657
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]
01:06:00.757 --> 01:06:02.026
HEY, JUST --
JUST -- JUST A SEC.
01:06:02.092 --> 01:06:03.627
I JUST NEED TO TELL YOU...
STAIRS.
01:06:03.727 --> 01:06:05.095
H-HOW SORRY I AM
ABOUT ALL OF THIS.
01:06:05.195 --> 01:06:07.231
LATER.
ROY...
01:06:10.600 --> 01:06:12.069
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]
01:06:12.169 --> 01:06:15.105
LET GO OF ME!
01:06:15.205 --> 01:06:17.107
DARLENE!
01:06:17.207 --> 01:06:18.175
LET ME GO!
01:06:18.275 --> 01:06:20.177
UGH!
01:06:20.277 --> 01:06:22.679
GET OFF OF ME, YOU BITCH!
01:06:22.779 --> 01:06:24.448
WHY WON'T YOU
JUST LET ME --
01:06:24.548 --> 01:06:26.083
OH! OW! OW!
01:06:26.183 --> 01:06:27.451
OW! OW! OW!
01:06:27.551 --> 01:06:29.053
I HOPE THAT HURTS YOU
LIKE YOU HURT ME.
01:06:29.153 --> 01:06:31.455
[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ]
01:06:31.555 --> 01:06:34.391
ARRRGGHH!
DARLENE!
01:06:34.491 --> 01:06:36.260
[ PANTING ]
01:06:36.360 --> 01:06:38.528
Roy: Y'ALL STOP IT.
01:06:38.628 --> 01:06:40.564
NO! NO!
01:06:40.664 --> 01:06:42.332
NO! LET GO OF ME!
01:06:42.432 --> 01:06:43.433
GET OFF HER!
01:06:43.533 --> 01:06:45.269
DON'T TELL ME
I'M GOIN' HOME!
01:06:45.369 --> 01:06:46.436
LONNIE EARL, LET GO OF ME!
01:06:46.536 --> 01:06:48.472
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
WILL YOU CALM DOWN?
01:06:48.572 --> 01:06:50.240
DON'T TELL ME
TO CALM DOWN!
01:06:50.340 --> 01:06:53.110
ROY! LET GO!
PUT ME DOWN!
01:06:53.210 --> 01:06:54.578
OOH!
01:06:54.678 --> 01:06:56.513
I'M WITH CHILD, YOU IDIOT!
01:06:56.613 --> 01:06:58.515
GET -- LET GO OF THAT.
WHAT ARE YOU --
01:06:58.615 --> 01:06:59.883
GIVE ME MY WALLET!
01:07:00.084 --> 01:07:01.551
GIVE ME MY -- WHOA!
01:07:01.651 --> 01:07:03.387
[ SLOT MACHINE SPINS ]
01:07:03.487 --> 01:07:04.521
[ CHANGE CLINKING ]
01:07:04.621 --> 01:07:05.955
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?!
01:07:06.156 --> 01:07:06.890
NO, NO, HONEY, PLEASE.
01:07:07.091 --> 01:07:08.092
THIS IS WHAT I WANT!
01:07:08.158 --> 01:07:09.326
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.
GIVE ME THAT.
01:07:09.426 --> 01:07:10.394
BASTARD!
01:07:18.368 --> 01:07:19.803
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
01:07:23.307 --> 01:07:25.975
SHE'S ON HER DEAL,
YOU KNOW?
01:07:26.110 --> 01:07:29.446
[ SLOT MACHINES CLANGING ]
01:07:29.546 --> 01:07:31.681
[ "THESE BOOTS ARE MADE
FOR WALKING" PLAYS ]
01:07:33.750 --> 01:07:36.486
[ DOOR RATTLING ]
01:07:47.664 --> 01:07:49.666
AREN'T YOU GOING TO HAVE
THE OYSTERS?
01:07:49.766 --> 01:07:52.502
THEY ARE AFRO-DILIACS,
YOU KNOW?
01:07:52.602 --> 01:07:54.804
[ LAUGHS ]
01:07:59.143 --> 01:08:02.179
SO, CAN I BUY YOU
A REAL DRINK?
01:08:04.614 --> 01:08:07.151
YEAH. YEAH. WHY NOT?
01:08:07.217 --> 01:08:12.556
* YOU KEEP SAYIN'
YOU'VE GOT SOMETHIN' FOR ME *
01:08:12.656 --> 01:08:18.362
* SOMETHIN' YOU CALL LOVE
BUT CONFESS *
01:08:18.462 --> 01:08:20.163
* YOU'VE BEEN A'MESSIN'
01:08:20.229 --> 01:08:23.633
* WHERE YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE BEEN MESSIN' *
01:08:23.733 --> 01:08:29.506
* NOW SOMEONE ELSE
IS GETTIN' ALL OF YOUR BEST *
01:08:29.606 --> 01:08:32.876
* THESE BOOTS ARE MADE
FOR WALKIN' *
01:08:32.975 --> 01:08:35.812
* AND THAT'S JUST
WHAT THEY'LL DO *
01:08:35.912 --> 01:08:41.417
* ONE OF THESE DAYS THESE BOOTS
ARE GONNA WALK ALL OVER YOU *
01:08:43.553 --> 01:08:44.554
[ MACHINE BEEPS ]
01:08:48.524 --> 01:08:51.728
* YEAH
01:08:51.828 --> 01:08:58.100
* YOU KEEP LYIN'
WHEN YOU OUGHTA BE TRUTHIN' *
01:08:58.202 --> 01:09:03.773
* YOU KEEP LOSIN'
WHEN YOU OUGHTA NOT BET *
01:09:03.872 --> 01:09:09.412
* AND YOU KEEP SAMIN'
WHEN YOU OUGHTA BE A'CHANGIN' *
01:09:09.513 --> 01:09:15.051
* WHAT'S RIGHT IS RIGHT
BUT YOU AIN'T BEEN RIGHT YET *
01:09:15.219 --> 01:09:18.322
* THESE BOOTS ARE MADE
FOR WALKIN' *
01:09:18.421 --> 01:09:21.390
* AND THAT'S JUST
WHAT THEY'LL DO *
01:09:21.491 --> 01:09:26.796
* ONE OF THESE DAYS THESE BOOTS
ARE GONNA WALK ALL OVER YOU *
01:09:32.602 --> 01:09:35.272
ARE YOU READY, BOOTS?
01:09:35.372 --> 01:09:38.375
START WALKING.
01:09:43.313 --> 01:09:46.250
[ LAUGHING ]
01:09:51.455 --> 01:09:53.089
Tony Orlando:
ALL RIGHT, LAY IT ON ME --
01:09:53.256 --> 01:09:54.558
* OH, MY DARLING
01:09:54.658 --> 01:09:55.559
All: * KNOCK THREE TIMES
01:09:55.659 --> 01:09:58.628
* ON THE CEILING
IF YOU WANT ME *
01:09:58.728 --> 01:10:01.097
NOW YOU'RE TALKIN'.
KEEP THOSE HANDS TOGETHER NOW.
01:10:01.265 --> 01:10:03.300
* TWICE ON THE PIPE
[ KNOCK, KNOCK ]
01:10:03.400 --> 01:10:06.936
* IF THE ANSWER IS NO
01:10:07.036 --> 01:10:08.772
* WHOA, MY SWEETNESS
01:10:08.872 --> 01:10:10.274
[ KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK ]
01:10:10.374 --> 01:10:13.343
* MEANS YOU'LL MEET ME
IN THE HALLWAY *
01:10:13.443 --> 01:10:15.279
KEEP IT COMIN', RENO.
COME ON NOW.
01:10:15.379 --> 01:10:17.647
* TWICE ON THE PIPE
[ KNOCK, KNOCK ]
01:10:17.747 --> 01:10:22.686
* MEANS YOU AIN'T GONNA SHOW
01:10:22.786 --> 01:10:23.920
AHH, WAIT A SECOND.
01:10:24.020 --> 01:10:26.556
DON'T TELL ME THAT BEAUTIFUL
LADY'S SITTIN' ALONE.
01:10:26.656 --> 01:10:28.592
WHOO!
01:10:28.692 --> 01:10:30.527
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ]
01:10:30.627 --> 01:10:32.696
WELCOME.
01:10:32.796 --> 01:10:35.965
* READ HOW MANY TIMES
I SAW YOU *
01:10:36.065 --> 01:10:40.136
* I CAN SEE YOUR BODY SWAYIN'
01:10:40.236 --> 01:10:43.873
* YOU'RE ONE FLOOR BELOW ME,
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME *
01:10:43.973 --> 01:10:46.310
* BUT I LOVE YOU
01:10:46.410 --> 01:10:48.378
* WHOA, MY DARLIN'
01:10:48.478 --> 01:10:49.546
* KNOCK THREE TIMES
01:10:49.646 --> 01:10:52.682
* ON THE CEILING
IF YOU WANT ME *
01:10:52.782 --> 01:10:54.117
ALL RIGHT.
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
01:10:54.318 --> 01:10:55.285
I CAN'T BE ALONE.
01:10:55.385 --> 01:10:57.321
I'M GONNA THROW MYSELF
OUT THE DAMN WINDOW.
01:10:57.421 --> 01:10:59.689
I GOTTA TALK TO SOMEBODY.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, CANDY.
01:10:59.789 --> 01:11:02.459
SEE, EVER SINCE
I WAS A LITTLE KID,
I DIDN'T LIKE TO BE ALONE.
01:11:02.559 --> 01:11:04.761
AND I CAN'T BE
ALONE RIGHT NOW, AND
YOU GOTTA TALK TO ME.
01:11:04.861 --> 01:11:06.496
LET'S -- LET ME SIT HERE
JUST FOR A MINUTE.
01:11:06.596 --> 01:11:07.531
JUST TALK TO YOU
OR SOMETHIN'.
01:11:07.631 --> 01:11:08.665
I PROMISE,
I SWEAR TO GOD,
01:11:08.765 --> 01:11:12.035
I WON'T TRY TO GET THAT
MONKEY. I SWEAR TO GOD.
01:11:12.336 --> 01:11:13.370
[ PANTING ]
01:11:13.470 --> 01:11:16.640
[ SNIFFLES ]
HE'S CHEATIN' ON ME.
01:11:16.740 --> 01:11:19.976
HUH?
ROY IS CHEATIN' ON ME.
01:11:20.076 --> 01:11:21.645
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN'
ABOUT?
01:11:21.745 --> 01:11:23.413
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
01:11:23.513 --> 01:11:27.451
[ SIGHS ] THAT ASSHOLE.
01:11:27.551 --> 01:11:32.456
I SAW HIM DANCIN' WITH
SOME PUERTO RICAN SKANK
AT THE BAR.
01:11:32.556 --> 01:11:36.560
I KNOW HE IS.
[ PANTING ]
01:11:36.660 --> 01:11:39.696
DID SHE HAVE
A HAIRY LOWER BACK?
01:11:42.566 --> 01:11:43.533
YEAH.
01:11:43.633 --> 01:11:46.135
LONG, BLACK HAIR?
01:11:46.370 --> 01:11:47.704
UH-HUH.
01:11:47.804 --> 01:11:49.939
A LITTLE PIECE OF DEERSKIN
COVERIN' HER TITTIES?
01:11:50.039 --> 01:11:52.676
YEAH.
01:11:52.776 --> 01:11:54.411
THAT AIN'T NO BIG DEAL.
01:11:54.511 --> 01:11:57.647
THAT'S JUST THIS HOOKER
THAT'S WORKIN' THE BAR
DOWN THERE.
01:11:57.747 --> 01:11:59.716
[ Crying ] A HOOKER?
01:12:03.387 --> 01:12:04.754
[ SOBBING ]
01:12:13.763 --> 01:12:16.533
I GUESS I SAID
THE WRONG THING, DIDN'T I?
01:12:16.633 --> 01:12:19.469
[ SOBBING ]
01:12:19.569 --> 01:12:22.606
HE DOESN'T LOVE ME
ANYMORE.
01:12:22.706 --> 01:12:24.641
NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
01:12:24.741 --> 01:12:25.875
HONEY, HE LOVES YOU.
01:12:25.975 --> 01:12:27.110
NO, HE DOESN'T.
01:12:27.210 --> 01:12:31.481
MY ROY IS BANGIN'
A PUERTO RICAN HOOKER.
01:12:31.581 --> 01:12:32.582
[ SOBBING ]
01:12:32.682 --> 01:12:33.517
I DOUBT IT.
01:12:33.617 --> 01:12:36.019
I THINK SHE'S A LESBIAN
ANYWAY, HON.
01:12:36.119 --> 01:12:39.723
SHE'S NOT A LESBIAN.
I SAW HER WITH HIM.
01:12:39.823 --> 01:12:40.990
OH, NOW...
01:12:41.090 --> 01:12:43.793
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?
01:12:43.893 --> 01:12:44.994
[ PANTING ]
01:12:45.094 --> 01:12:48.732
'CAUSE WE'RE SHITTY PEOPLE,
LONNIE EARL.
01:12:48.832 --> 01:12:50.634
OH, BABY, WE'RE NOT
SHITTY PEOPLE.
01:12:50.734 --> 01:12:51.668
WE'RE -- WE'RE NOT.
01:12:51.768 --> 01:12:52.936
WE ARE.
01:12:53.036 --> 01:12:55.539
WE'RE NOT EITHER, BABY.
WE'RE NOT SHITTY PEOPLE.
01:12:55.639 --> 01:12:58.508
WE'RE NOT.
WE'RE SHITTY PEOPLE.
01:12:58.608 --> 01:12:59.776
OH, HON, YOU KNOW,
01:12:59.876 --> 01:13:01.545
I WAS KIND OF HERE
TO TALK ABOUT MY PROBLEMS.
01:13:01.645 --> 01:13:02.746
JESUS H.
01:13:02.846 --> 01:13:04.648
WE'RE SHITTY PEOPLE.
01:13:04.748 --> 01:13:06.115
WHY THE HELL
DID I COME BACK?
01:13:06.215 --> 01:13:08.552
WHY DON'T YOU TWO JUST GET
A ROOM OF YOUR OWN?
01:13:08.652 --> 01:13:10.286
OR WOULD YOU RATHER ME JUST
HANG OUT HERE IN THE HALL
01:13:10.454 --> 01:13:11.588
AND WAIT TILL YOU'RE DONE?
01:13:11.688 --> 01:13:13.322
WHY DON'T YOU
COME IN, ROY?
01:13:13.457 --> 01:13:15.492
WE WAS JUST
TALKIN' ABOUT YOU.
WASN'T WE, CANDY?
01:13:15.592 --> 01:13:16.693
OH, YEAH.
01:13:16.793 --> 01:13:17.927
WELL...
01:13:18.027 --> 01:13:20.830
[ PANTING ]
01:13:20.930 --> 01:13:23.467
DID YOU DO HER?
01:13:23.533 --> 01:13:26.770
DO WHAT?
01:13:26.870 --> 01:13:32.909
DID YOU AND YOUR HOT TAMALE
PUERTO RICAN DANCIN' PARTNER
DO IT?
01:13:33.009 --> 01:13:35.344
FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
01:13:35.479 --> 01:13:37.481
SHE PREFERS TO BE CALLED
A LADY OF THE NIGHT.
01:13:37.514 --> 01:13:40.316
I DON'T CARE WHAT
SHE PREFERS TO BE CALLED!
01:13:40.484 --> 01:13:42.819
GOD DAMN IT!
QUEEN OF SHEBA!
01:13:42.919 --> 01:13:44.954
I DON'T FUCKIN' CARE!
DID YOU DO HER?!
01:13:45.054 --> 01:13:46.355
OH, NOW, YOU WAIT A MINUTE.
01:13:46.490 --> 01:13:47.491
HOW DARE YOU GET
YOUR PANTIES IN A WAD
01:13:47.557 --> 01:13:48.892
WHEN IT'S THE TWO OF YOU
01:13:48.992 --> 01:13:50.594
THAT STARTED THIS MESS
IN THE FIRST PLACE!
01:13:50.694 --> 01:13:53.096
I BELIEVE I'M JUST
GONNA GO BACK OVER HERE
TO THE ROOM FOR A WHILE.
01:13:53.196 --> 01:13:56.500
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU
COULDN'T STAND BEIN' ALONE.
01:13:56.600 --> 01:13:58.668
WELL...
[ ROY SLURPING ]
01:13:58.768 --> 01:14:00.537
THIS AIN'T NONE
OF MY BUSINESS, REALLY,
YOU KNOW?
01:14:00.637 --> 01:14:01.871
OH, THE HELL IT AIN'T.
01:14:01.971 --> 01:14:03.507
IT BECAME YOUR BUSINESS
WHEN SHE PISSED ON THAT STICK
01:14:03.573 --> 01:14:05.575
AND TURNED
THE DAMN THING BLUE.
01:14:05.675 --> 01:14:07.811
OKAY. I'LL STAY.
01:14:07.911 --> 01:14:09.078
I'LL SIT OVER HERE
IN THE CHAIR,
01:14:09.178 --> 01:14:10.346
AND Y'ALL CAN JUST YELL
AT ME ANY TIME YOU WANT TO.
01:14:10.580 --> 01:14:12.381
ABUSE ME.
01:14:12.516 --> 01:14:15.184
[ CANDY BREATHING HEAVILY ]
01:14:15.519 --> 01:14:16.986
ROY...
01:14:17.086 --> 01:14:19.355
[ SNIFFLES ]
01:14:19.523 --> 01:14:22.391
YOU HAVE EVERY REASON
TO BE MAD AT ME.
01:14:22.592 --> 01:14:23.527
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
01:14:23.593 --> 01:14:27.263
BUT DID YOU HAVE TO GO
AND FIND
01:14:27.363 --> 01:14:31.200
SOME PUERTO RICAN SKANK
TO GET BACK AT ME?
01:14:31.300 --> 01:14:33.402
LORD KNOWS WHAT KIND OF
DISEASES SHE MIGHT HAVE,
01:14:33.537 --> 01:14:35.371
AND NOW I'M GONNA HAVE 'EM!
01:14:35.539 --> 01:14:36.940
OH, HO, SWEETHEART.
GET BACK AT YOU?
01:14:37.040 --> 01:14:38.542
I WASN'T TRYIN'
TO GET BACK AT YOU.
01:14:38.575 --> 01:14:40.076
I WASN'T EVEN THINKIN'
OF YOU.
01:14:41.611 --> 01:14:45.615
AND DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW GOOD THAT FELT?
01:14:45.715 --> 01:14:46.816
HOW MUCH DOES A GIRL
LIKE THAT RUN YOU, ROY?
01:14:46.916 --> 01:14:51.420
GOD DAMN IT, LONNIE EARL!
IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
01:14:51.621 --> 01:14:52.556
WELL, I TRIED TO LEAVE.
01:14:52.622 --> 01:14:54.591
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
01:14:54.691 --> 01:14:56.392
I'LL TELL YOU...
01:14:56.560 --> 01:14:58.628
SHE DIDN'T COST ME
A DAMN DIME.
01:14:58.728 --> 01:15:00.564
AND YOU KNOW WHY?
01:15:00.630 --> 01:15:03.633
'CAUSE SHE REALLY LIKED ME
FOR ME.
01:15:03.733 --> 01:15:07.571
SHE -- SHE THOUGHT I WAS
A REAL GOOD GUY, YOU KNOW?
01:15:07.604 --> 01:15:10.574
AND THAT I DID NOT DESERVE
A WIFE AND A BEST FRIEND
01:15:10.674 --> 01:15:12.241
TO DO ME
THE WAY YOU TWO DID.
01:15:12.341 --> 01:15:14.410
SHE THOUGHT
THAT I DESERVED
01:15:14.578 --> 01:15:16.445
A HELL OF A LOT
MORE RESPECT,
01:15:16.580 --> 01:15:19.248
AND, BY GOD, SHE WAS RIGHT.
01:15:19.348 --> 01:15:20.684
'CAUSE I'VE HAD IT
UP TO HERE.
01:15:20.784 --> 01:15:23.687
I'M SICK AND TIRED
OF BEIN' TREATED
01:15:23.787 --> 01:15:25.855
LIKE EVERYBODY'S
LITTLE PUNCHIN' BAG.
01:15:25.955 --> 01:15:27.857
I KNOW YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
01:15:27.957 --> 01:15:30.794
AND I AIN'T GONNA STAND HERE
AND TAKE IT NO MORE.
01:15:30.894 --> 01:15:32.428
AS OF RIGHT NOW,
01:15:32.596 --> 01:15:35.164
ROY KIRKENDALL IS DEMANDIN'
YOUR UTMOST RESPECT,
01:15:35.264 --> 01:15:36.499
AND HE'S GONNA GET IT
01:15:36.600 --> 01:15:38.501
OR THERE'S GONNA BE HELL
TO PAY, I PROMISE YOU.
01:15:38.602 --> 01:15:40.403
I'M GONNA KICK SOME ASS
AND TAKE SOME NAMES.
01:15:40.604 --> 01:15:41.437
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
01:15:41.638 --> 01:15:43.472
I RESPECT YOU, ROY.
01:15:43.673 --> 01:15:45.609
[ CANDY EXHALES DEEPLY ]
01:15:45.642 --> 01:15:48.077
DARLENE,
I'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK
ABOUT YOU, HONEY.
01:15:48.177 --> 01:15:49.112
HOLY...
01:15:49.212 --> 01:15:50.113
DON'T COME NEAR ME.
01:15:50.213 --> 01:15:51.214
GOD.
01:15:51.314 --> 01:15:54.217
YOU'LL SPOIL MY AURA.
YOUR WHAT?
01:15:54.317 --> 01:15:57.453
WELL, CAN'T YOU SEE IT?
IT'S ALL AROUND ME.
01:15:57.621 --> 01:15:59.656
IT'S A BIG OL' CLOUD
OF SELF-ESTEEM.
01:15:59.756 --> 01:16:01.925
AND TONY ORLANDO
GAVE IT TO ME.
01:16:02.025 --> 01:16:02.992
HA HA.
01:16:03.092 --> 01:16:05.094
[ Laughing ]
DARLENE, YOU --
01:16:05.194 --> 01:16:07.096
YOU LOOK --
01:16:07.196 --> 01:16:09.766
YOU LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO PUT
IN A J.C. PENNEY WINDOW.
01:16:09.866 --> 01:16:11.901
WELL, THANK YOU, BUBBA.
01:16:16.640 --> 01:16:18.742
[ BREATHES HEAVILY ]
01:16:20.777 --> 01:16:23.379
YOU MET TONY ORLANDO?
01:16:23.647 --> 01:16:25.214
[ LAUGHS ]
01:16:25.314 --> 01:16:31.287
NO...BUT HE SANG
RIGHT TO ME.
01:16:34.724 --> 01:16:38.828
YOU REALLY DID LOOK PRETTY
TONIGHT, DARLENE.
01:16:44.701 --> 01:16:48.872
I ACTUALLY FELT PRETTY
TONIGHT, CANDY.
01:17:01.084 --> 01:17:04.688
[ SNIFFLING,
CLEARS THROAT ]
01:17:08.758 --> 01:17:10.293
OH!
01:17:11.995 --> 01:17:12.862
[ DOOR OPENS ]
01:17:12.962 --> 01:17:15.331
RISE AND SHINE.
01:17:15.431 --> 01:17:18.034
2:15.
BREAKFAST TIME.
01:17:18.134 --> 01:17:19.703
UP, UP, UP, GENTLEMEN.
01:17:19.803 --> 01:17:23.707
* COME ON OUT OF BED,
SLEEPYHEAD *
01:17:23.740 --> 01:17:25.875
* GOOD MORNING,
GOOD MORNING *
01:17:25.975 --> 01:17:28.244
RISE AND SHINE.
FEET ON THE FLOOR.
01:17:28.344 --> 01:17:29.278
GOOD MORNING, MEN.
01:17:29.378 --> 01:17:31.715
WAKEY, WAKEY,
HAND OFF SNAKEY.
01:17:31.781 --> 01:17:34.017
I'M HERE ON ORDERS
FROM DARLENE DODD.
01:17:34.117 --> 01:17:36.252
BREAKFAST IS BEING SERVED.
01:17:36.352 --> 01:17:38.054
PLEASE JOIN ME, WON'T YOU?
01:17:38.154 --> 01:17:39.355
MISS CANDY...
01:17:39.455 --> 01:17:40.957
IT'S BREAKFAST TIME.
01:17:41.057 --> 01:17:42.325
WON'T YOU JOIN US, PLEASE?
01:17:42.425 --> 01:17:43.793
[ GROANS ]
01:17:43.893 --> 01:17:45.561
UH.
01:17:45.729 --> 01:17:48.564
UH, ROY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
THE EGGS BENEDICT.
01:17:48.732 --> 01:17:50.299
UH, AND EGGS FLORENTINE --
01:17:50.399 --> 01:17:52.736
NO COFFEE FOR THE LADY
WHO IS WITH CHILD.
01:17:52.802 --> 01:17:56.372
AND THIS ONE IS FOR -- LET'S
SEE, HOW DID SHE PUT IT? --
01:17:56.472 --> 01:18:01.344
UM, THE WHORE DOG WHO SELLS
CARS IN MILLSBERG.
01:18:01.444 --> 01:18:03.880
DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER.
OKAY.
01:18:03.980 --> 01:18:07.150
UH, THE BILL'S BEEN
TAKEN CARE OF BY YOU, MR. DODD.
01:18:07.250 --> 01:18:10.086
[ SIGHS ] I HOPE YOU'VE HAD
A PLEASANT STAY WITH US,
01:18:10.186 --> 01:18:13.189
AND I WISH THAT I COULD SAY
I HOPE YOU'LL RETURN SOON,
01:18:13.289 --> 01:18:15.324
BUT...I'D BE LYING.
01:18:15.424 --> 01:18:17.393
[ SIGHS ]
OKAY. GOODBYE.
01:18:17.493 --> 01:18:18.594
H-HANG ON A MINUTE.
01:18:18.795 --> 01:18:20.163
OH, NO, NO, PLEASE.
01:18:20.263 --> 01:18:22.598
DON'T GIVE ME YOUR DOLLAR.
01:18:22.766 --> 01:18:26.535
I'VE BEEN MOST PLEASANTLY
TAKEN CARE OF BY DARLENE.
01:18:26.770 --> 01:18:27.536
SHE'S QUITE A WOMAN.
01:18:27.636 --> 01:18:31.440
ALL RIGHT.
WHORE DOG, ALL, GOOD DAY.
01:18:33.777 --> 01:18:35.611
I DON'T LIKE
THAT MOTHERFUCKER.
01:18:35.779 --> 01:18:37.613
I WASN'T GONNA TIP
THE SON OF A BITCH ANYWAY.
01:18:37.781 --> 01:18:39.082
[ CHUCKLING ]
[ CANDY CRUNCHING ]
01:18:39.182 --> 01:18:41.650
THIS SAYS "MEET ME AT
THE MONSTER TRUCK JAM."
01:18:41.785 --> 01:18:42.551
[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ]
01:18:42.786 --> 01:18:44.620
[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ]
01:18:44.788 --> 01:18:46.622
Announcer: THE QUESTION
I HAVE TO ASK NOW --
01:18:46.790 --> 01:18:50.159
IS ANYBODY READY TO SEE
SOME MONSTER TRUCK RACING?
01:18:50.259 --> 01:18:52.328
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
01:18:52.428 --> 01:18:55.164
OKAY! LET'S DO IT!
01:18:55.264 --> 01:18:56.299
[ TRUCK ENGINES REVVING ]
01:18:56.399 --> 01:18:57.300
[ THUD ]
01:18:57.400 --> 01:18:59.468
[ REVVING CONTINUES ]
01:18:59.803 --> 01:19:00.804
[ THUD ]
01:19:05.341 --> 01:19:07.143
[ CHEERING ]
01:19:07.243 --> 01:19:09.445
[ COUNTRY MUSIC CONTINUES ]
01:19:18.988 --> 01:19:20.023
HEY, BABY.
01:19:20.123 --> 01:19:20.990
HEY.
01:19:21.090 --> 01:19:23.459
[ INDISTINCT CHEERING ]
01:19:23.559 --> 01:19:24.894
JUST IN TIME
FOR THE BIG EVENT.
01:19:24.994 --> 01:19:27.630
[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]
01:19:27.897 --> 01:19:29.432
WHOO!
01:19:32.902 --> 01:19:34.303
WOW.
01:19:34.403 --> 01:19:36.405
Man: WHOO!
01:19:36.505 --> 01:19:38.007
[ ENGINES REVVING ]
01:19:38.107 --> 01:19:39.542
[ CRASH ]
01:19:39.843 --> 01:19:40.944
LOOK AT THAT.
01:19:41.044 --> 01:19:43.279
BOY, WE GOT EXCITING
MONSTER TRUCK ACTION TONIGHT!
01:19:43.379 --> 01:19:45.514
HONEY, I KNOW I'VE BEEN
AN ASSHOLE.
01:19:45.614 --> 01:19:47.216
I SWEAR TO GOD,
I'M GONNA DO BETTER.
01:19:47.316 --> 01:19:49.853
IT'D JUST TEAR ME
TO PIECES IF SOMETHIN'
HAPPENED TO US.
01:19:49.953 --> 01:19:53.456
I'D RATHER GET RUN OVER
BY ONE OF THEM DAMN TRUCKS
OUT THERE THAN LOSE YOU.
01:19:53.556 --> 01:19:55.424
[ RICHARD STRAUSS'
"ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA"
PLAYS ]
01:19:55.524 --> 01:19:57.460
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE WELCOME TO RENO,
01:19:57.560 --> 01:20:00.196
A TRUCK-CHOMPING,
GODZILLA-OF-A-BEAST MACHINE...
01:20:02.198 --> 01:20:04.400
[ WHOOSH ]
01:20:04.500 --> 01:20:09.272
GIVE IT UP, RENO,
FOR ROBOSAURUS!
01:20:09.372 --> 01:20:12.308
[ "ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA"
CONTINUES ]
01:20:12.408 --> 01:20:14.243
[ HISSING ]
01:20:14.343 --> 01:20:17.146
[ AUDIENCE CHEERING ]
01:20:17.246 --> 01:20:19.048
WHOO!
01:20:19.148 --> 01:20:20.683
[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ]
01:20:20.950 --> 01:20:22.685
WHOO!
01:20:22.886 --> 01:20:24.453
[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]
01:20:26.622 --> 01:20:28.491
[ "ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA"
CONTINUES ]
01:20:28.591 --> 01:20:31.160
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK,
PEOPLE?
01:20:31.260 --> 01:20:33.629
WE SACRIFICED A NEW CAR!
01:20:33.829 --> 01:20:35.131
[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]
01:20:35.231 --> 01:20:37.266
YEAH!
01:20:37.366 --> 01:20:38.834
WHOO!
01:20:42.471 --> 01:20:44.673
[ Laughing ] OH, NO.
01:20:44.908 --> 01:20:46.342
HA HA!
01:20:46.442 --> 01:20:47.376
HA HA HA HA.
01:20:47.476 --> 01:20:49.512
GO, BABY!
01:20:54.984 --> 01:20:57.586
[ GLASS BREAKING,
METAL CRUNCHING ]
01:20:58.955 --> 01:21:02.425
LONNIE EARL, SO MUCH FOR THAT
CORINTHIAN LEATHER, HUH?
01:21:13.937 --> 01:21:16.139
[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]
01:21:16.239 --> 01:21:17.140
[ ROY WHISTLES ]
01:21:17.240 --> 01:21:18.341
GO!
01:21:18.441 --> 01:21:19.608
WHOOOO!
01:21:24.247 --> 01:21:27.416
[ WHIRRING ]
01:21:27.516 --> 01:21:28.551
HE'S GONNA EAT IT.
01:21:28.651 --> 01:21:30.553
[ INDISTINCT CHEERING ]
01:21:38.995 --> 01:21:41.297
[ GLASS BREAKING,
METAL CRUNCHING ]
01:21:45.501 --> 01:21:46.602
[ METAL SCREECHING ]
01:21:46.702 --> 01:21:49.038
[ Laughing ] OH, NO.
01:21:49.138 --> 01:21:51.607
UH, LONNIE EARL,
HOW ARE WE GONNA GET HOME?
01:21:51.707 --> 01:21:54.277
[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ]
01:21:54.377 --> 01:21:57.813
NOW, TONIGHT'S FULLY LOADED,
DEALER-EXCLUSIVE OFFERING
01:21:57.981 --> 01:22:02.251
WAS GENEROUSLY DONATED
BY A MR. LONNIE EARL DODD
01:22:02.351 --> 01:22:04.720
OF LONNIE EARL DODD
CHEVROLET!
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[ GLASS BREAKING ]
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[ METAL SCREECHING ]
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[ CRASHING ]
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OHH!
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IF YOU CAN'T TRUST
LONNIE EARL,
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WHO CAN YOU TRUST?
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LET'S GIVE IT UP
FOR LONNIE EARL!
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[ ROARING ]
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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Darlene:
I SAW THESE TWO COUPLES ON
THE "JERRY SPRINGER" SHOW
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THAT SCREWED UP A HELL OF
A LOT WORSE THAN WE DID.
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AND I FIGURED IF THEY CAN MAKE
UP BY THE END OF THE SHOW,
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IN TIME, MAYBE WE COULD, TOO.
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Lonnie Earl:
YOU NEED ANY HELP
WITH THAT, ROY?
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BUT I GUESS LIFE
ISN'T ALWAYS THAT SIMPLE.
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SO WE ALL DECIDED WE'D BETTER
LEAVE WHAT HAD HAPPENED
BACK IN RENO.
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WHILE THE BABY ISSUE'S STILL
STUCK IN EVERYONE'S CRAW...
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ROY SAID THAT IF HE HAD TO DROP
2 GRAND AT A SPERM BANK
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TO BUY SOME STRANGER'S SEED,
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HE THOUGHT IT SEEMED BETTER
TO GET IT FROM HIS BEST FRIEND.
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WE ALL JUST WISHED LONNIE EARL
HAD MADE THE DEPOSIT IN A CUP.
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BUT YOU REALIZE
TIME HEALS ALL WOUNDS,
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AND REAL FRIENDS
ENDURE TOUGH TIMES.
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AND THAT'S WHAT WE ARE --
REAL FRIENDS.
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ROY...
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I WANTED TO TELL YOU
SOMETHIN'.
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I LOVE YOU.
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I KNOW.
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NO.
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I MEAN,
I REALLY LOVE YOU.
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[ THE KINLEYS' "I'M IN" PLAYS ]
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* AHH
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* LOVE DOESN'T COME
WITH A CONTRACT *
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[ SIGHS, SNIFFLES ]
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* YOU GIVE ME THIS,
I GIVE YOU THAT *
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* IT'S SCARY BUSINESS
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* WHEN YOUR HEART AND SOUL
IS ON THE LINE *
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* BABY, WHY ELSE WOULD I BE
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* STANDING 'ROUND HERE
SO TONGUE-TIED? *
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* IF I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOIN'
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* I'D BE DOING IT RIGHT NOW
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* I WOULD BE
THE BEST DAMN POET *
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* SILVER WORDS
OUT OF MY MOUTH *
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* WELL, MY WORDS
MIGHT NOT BE MAGIC *
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* BUT THEY CUT STRAIGHT
TO THE TRUTH *
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* SO IF YOU NEED A LOVER
AND A FRIEND *
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* BABY, I'M...BABY I'M...
BABY I'M IN *
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Darlene: OH, AND GOOD NEWS --
CANDY HAD A 9-POUND BABY BOY.
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THE SPITTIN' IMAGE OF ROY.
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CANDY INSISTED
THEY NAME HIM GUNTHER.
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AND AFTER TWO MORE BABIES,
THERE WAS NO DEBATIN' IT --
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ROY'S TADPOLES WERE MOST
DEFINITELY SWIMMIN'.
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AS FOR US,
LONNIE EARL FINALLY AGREED
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TO SEE THAT MARRIAGE COUNSELOR
IN LITTLE ROCK.
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AND SINCE THEN,
THINGS HAVE BEEN LOOKIN' UP.
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I'VE BEEN TAKIN' A MORE ACTIVE
ROLE IN THE FAMILY BUSINESS.
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AND YOU'D BE SURPRISED WHAT
IT'S DONE FOR MY SELF-ESTEEM,
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NOT TO MENTION OUR SALES.
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I GUARANTEE YOU, WE WON'T BE
UNDERSOLD BY ANYBODY.
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AND IF YOU CAN'T TRUST
OL' LONNIE EARL...
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THEN YOU CAN TRUST DARLENE.
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HI, I'M DARLENE DODD
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INVITIN' YOU TO COME ON DOWN
TO LONNIE EARL DODD CHEVROLET,
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WHERE YOU'LL FIND
THE BEST DEALS EVER.
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SO SWING BY LONNIE EARL DODD
DODGE AND CHEVY
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AND SAY HELLO
TO RONNIE THE ROOSTER HERE
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OR TRY YOUR LUCK WITH TRUDY.
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RIGHT NOW, WE'VE GOT
A REALLY GREAT DEAL
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ON A USED MAROON SUBURBAN,
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SO COME ON OVER.
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AND JUST REMEMBER,
IF YOU CAN'T TRUST LONNIE EARL,
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YOU CAN TRUST DARLENE.
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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[ MUSIC ENDS ]
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