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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:01:34,335 --> 00:01:36,236 Since the dawn of time... 1 00:01:42,244 --> 00:01:43,540 there have been vampires. 2 00:01:46,908 --> 00:01:48,644 Heil! 3 00:01:59,393 --> 00:02:05,793 In fact... humans, and vampires 4 00:02:05,828 --> 00:02:08,763 have been secretly warring for thousands of years. 5 00:02:10,701 --> 00:02:13,636 But through the centuries, they have always been... 6 00:02:13,671 --> 00:02:14,703 out liars. 7 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,201 And then there's me. 8 00:02:41,699 --> 00:02:42,699 Yup. 9 00:02:43,536 --> 00:02:45,701 It ain't your classic vampire tale 10 00:02:45,736 --> 00:02:49,276 or one of the bullshit romances with emo teen girls 11 00:02:49,311 --> 00:02:53,445 and their heartthrob douchebag boyfriends. 12 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:55,678 This one's about revenge. 13 00:02:55,713 --> 00:02:56,943 Pure and simple. 14 00:03:02,654 --> 00:03:06,018 Oh, yeah, and these fucking idiots. 15 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:08,020 Stream Team, 29th of April. 16 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:09,296 Stream Team TV. 17 00:03:09,331 --> 00:03:11,661 Me, Mario Lopez, in the cage. 18 00:03:11,696 --> 00:03:12,970 I'm gonna fuck that pussy-ass bitch. 19 00:03:12,994 --> 00:03:14,499 ♪ Ooh Benji, you're so sexy ♪ 20 00:03:14,534 --> 00:03:15,929 ♪ Give this girl a hot shack ♪ 21 00:03:15,964 --> 00:03:17,634 Check it, juice cleanse. 22 00:03:17,669 --> 00:03:19,900 Lemon, cayenne pepper, water. 23 00:03:19,935 --> 00:03:20,868 That's it. 24 00:03:20,903 --> 00:03:24,036 11, 12, come on, one more. 25 00:03:24,071 --> 00:03:25,840 Hmm, tastes like shit. 26 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:30,977 Hey, Liz kids, it is official 27 00:03:31,012 --> 00:03:33,749 the countdown to the wedding has begun. 28 00:03:33,784 --> 00:03:36,422 Today, with this stream, I wanna share with you 29 00:03:36,457 --> 00:03:38,655 a perfect look for anyone's wedding. 30 00:03:38,690 --> 00:03:40,019 Especially mine. 31 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:41,295 I'll see you there. 32 00:03:41,330 --> 00:03:42,626 Like and subscribe. 33 00:03:42,661 --> 00:03:44,364 ♪ Diamonds are a girl's best friend ♪ 34 00:03:44,399 --> 00:03:44,931 ♪ But they're not what I choose ♪ 35 00:03:44,966 --> 00:03:46,366 Hey, my Jullionaires. 36 00:03:46,401 --> 00:03:47,675 I'm sharing my last bit of surprise 37 00:03:47,699 --> 00:03:49,798 before the party of the year. 38 00:03:49,833 --> 00:03:50,997 That's right. 39 00:03:51,032 --> 00:03:52,669 My favorite assholes, Jack and Liz 40 00:03:52,704 --> 00:03:53,704 are getting married. 41 00:03:53,738 --> 00:03:54,937 JK. 42 00:03:54,973 --> 00:03:57,674 I love them so much. They're like family to me. 43 00:03:57,709 --> 00:04:01,513 ♪ Everything you need in an American dream ♪ 44 00:04:01,548 --> 00:04:02,811 ♪ Is money, yeah ♪ 45 00:04:02,846 --> 00:04:04,549 ♪ The money ♪ 46 00:04:07,422 --> 00:04:08,080 Oh, nice try, Blake 3, you come with that 47 00:04:08,115 --> 00:04:09,148 lamb shit again, 48 00:04:09,183 --> 00:04:10,951 I'll smear your whack out of there, 49 00:04:10,986 --> 00:04:11,685 all over this level. 50 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:13,426 ♪ Money, yeah, the money ♪ 51 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:14,757 ♪ You already know ♪ 52 00:04:14,792 --> 00:04:16,440 Aren't you two supposed to be getting married 53 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:17,958 in like six hours? 54 00:04:17,993 --> 00:04:19,905 Okay, you know what, it's not your wedding, Flynn. 55 00:04:19,929 --> 00:04:21,093 It's ours. 56 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:23,370 It's fine. Just hear him out. 57 00:04:23,405 --> 00:04:27,066 So, I got a call from Steven Rektor's people. 58 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:29,068 Apparently, he and his wife personally requested 59 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:32,379 the Stream Team a.k.a. you lucky fucks, 60 00:04:32,414 --> 00:04:34,513 to come out to his retreat in Mexico. 61 00:04:34,548 --> 00:04:36,878 And chat about his huge ambassador deal. 62 00:04:36,913 --> 00:04:38,583 I'm talking millions. 63 00:04:38,618 --> 00:04:40,013 That guy? 64 00:04:40,048 --> 00:04:42,818 Steven motherfucking Rektor. 65 00:04:42,853 --> 00:04:45,854 This shithead is a number one on the kill list. 66 00:04:45,889 --> 00:04:49,528 Unlike many of his nefarious masters of the universe peers, 67 00:04:49,563 --> 00:04:51,695 his secret that Bernie fucking made off 68 00:04:51,730 --> 00:04:54,863 his Ponzi scheme and... And that Fyre Festival, 69 00:04:54,898 --> 00:04:56,667 which I attended, by the way. 70 00:04:56,702 --> 00:04:59,032 Looked like humanitarian missions. 71 00:04:59,067 --> 00:05:02,475 That's right, this dude, and his perfect ice queen wifey. 72 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:04,609 I mean, what we're talking about here is a path 73 00:05:04,644 --> 00:05:06,446 to a healthier future. 74 00:05:06,481 --> 00:05:07,810 Our trials have worked. 75 00:05:07,845 --> 00:05:09,746 And once we release this to the world, 76 00:05:09,781 --> 00:05:11,748 and I do intend make this free to every person 77 00:05:11,783 --> 00:05:13,651 around the globe, 78 00:05:13,686 --> 00:05:15,851 this will be my greatest legacy. 79 00:05:15,886 --> 00:05:18,689 Bloodsucking beasts in a long line mass 80 00:05:18,724 --> 00:05:21,791 of mass murdering fanged phantoms. 81 00:05:21,826 --> 00:05:24,563 Waiting to pounce with a product 82 00:05:24,598 --> 00:05:27,599 that'll lead the lambs right to the slaughter. 83 00:05:27,634 --> 00:05:30,129 Steven Rektor's saving the planet, Flynn. 84 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:32,967 David says all ten of his homes are carbon neutral 85 00:05:33,002 --> 00:05:34,969 and he donated like a cool half billion 86 00:05:35,004 --> 00:05:37,004 to the Amazon rainforests, which we love. 87 00:05:37,039 --> 00:05:38,119 Maybe he's not so terrible. 88 00:05:42,110 --> 00:05:45,177 We help farmers grow the food that grows a life. 89 00:05:45,212 --> 00:05:48,587 We foster care for the young and young at heart. 90 00:05:48,622 --> 00:05:50,457 In a growing world forever challenged 91 00:05:50,492 --> 00:05:53,086 by mother nature and the laws of uncertainty, 92 00:05:53,121 --> 00:05:55,055 rest assured that the good people 93 00:05:55,090 --> 00:05:58,564 of Rektor Biotech are looking out for your future. 94 00:05:58,599 --> 00:06:00,929 Building a community, a family 95 00:06:00,964 --> 00:06:03,195 and a legacy that will live on and on, 96 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:05,065 long after we're gone. 97 00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:06,770 Rektor Biotech, 98 00:06:06,805 --> 00:06:09,410 building a legacy that will live on and on. 99 00:06:13,878 --> 00:06:15,449 You know, 100 00:06:15,484 --> 00:06:17,550 I didn't fight with you about dating her. 101 00:06:17,585 --> 00:06:19,486 Okay, I didn't have a shitfit when you announced 102 00:06:19,521 --> 00:06:21,884 your engagement publicly without telling me. 103 00:06:21,919 --> 00:06:24,788 But ah, Jack, I mean, this is just... 104 00:06:24,823 --> 00:06:26,218 This is too much. 105 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:30,222 Like, you're better than this. 106 00:06:30,257 --> 00:06:31,762 I appreciate you caring. 107 00:06:33,161 --> 00:06:35,568 But Flynn, honestly, it's not that big a deal. 108 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:37,471 You know we can get married anywhere, anytime. 109 00:06:37,506 --> 00:06:39,099 - Anytime? - Yeah. 110 00:06:39,134 --> 00:06:42,135 You invited everyone we know today. 111 00:06:42,170 --> 00:06:43,906 And now, because she wants to go after 112 00:06:43,941 --> 00:06:45,578 some creepy billionaire's wallet, 113 00:06:45,613 --> 00:06:47,844 you're throwing out your own wedding day. 114 00:06:47,879 --> 00:06:48,778 I mean... 115 00:06:48,814 --> 00:06:51,078 Uh, alright, it's not that simple, okay. 116 00:06:51,113 --> 00:06:53,014 You know, I've got responsibilities now. 117 00:06:53,049 --> 00:06:54,653 - Ugh. - What is her fucking problem? 118 00:06:54,688 --> 00:06:56,259 Doesn't she know this could change our lives? 119 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:57,733 The deal is up on our house in two months. 120 00:06:57,757 --> 00:06:59,086 Maserati wants the cars back, 121 00:06:59,121 --> 00:07:01,792 Liz's beauty kit didn't, quite perform 122 00:07:01,827 --> 00:07:03,024 - as well as we'd hoped. - Ha! 123 00:07:03,059 --> 00:07:04,960 Of course, it didn't. 124 00:07:04,995 --> 00:07:07,061 Everything that she touches turns to shit. 125 00:07:07,096 --> 00:07:08,029 She's dragging you down, J... 126 00:07:08,064 --> 00:07:10,196 - Alright, Flynn, stop. - Cut her some slack. 127 00:07:10,231 --> 00:07:12,132 - You need to give Liz a break. - No, fuck that. 128 00:07:12,167 --> 00:07:14,013 She's nothing but a gold digger and I'm done hearing 129 00:07:14,037 --> 00:07:15,168 your excuses for her. 130 00:07:15,203 --> 00:07:17,137 Wow. 131 00:07:17,172 --> 00:07:18,809 Hey, are you guys ready yet? 132 00:07:18,844 --> 00:07:19,612 - Yeah. - No! 133 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:20,811 ♪ Past that ♪ 134 00:07:20,846 --> 00:07:22,516 ♪ Motherfucker, face it ♪ 135 00:07:22,551 --> 00:07:23,884 ♪ I would never ever be... ♪ 136 00:07:23,919 --> 00:07:25,849 Welcome to the wild west of equal opportunity 137 00:07:25,884 --> 00:07:28,082 mindfuckery, baby. 138 00:07:28,117 --> 00:07:30,656 Courtesy of your favorite mommy blogger. 139 00:07:30,691 --> 00:07:32,526 Half-naked Insta model, 140 00:07:32,561 --> 00:07:34,022 Facetune, Snapchatter 141 00:07:34,057 --> 00:07:38,059 and semi-famous pop star, and your TikTok. 142 00:07:38,094 --> 00:07:39,094 But the way I see it, 143 00:07:39,129 --> 00:07:41,931 this group of massively popular shitheads, 144 00:07:41,966 --> 00:07:44,703 might just be the key to shutting down 145 00:07:44,738 --> 00:07:47,233 the whole damn vampire kabong. 146 00:07:47,268 --> 00:07:48,401 Fuck! 147 00:07:48,436 --> 00:07:49,135 Pre-wedding, super top secret mission 148 00:07:49,170 --> 00:07:51,204 with the gang hashtag shh, 149 00:07:51,239 --> 00:07:53,272 hashtag fun in the sun, hashtag wifeyyy. 150 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:55,241 Can't believe my bff is about to get married. 151 00:07:55,276 --> 00:07:57,617 Hashtag party bus. Hashtag SOS. 152 00:07:57,652 --> 00:07:58,918 Hashtag we getting lit. 153 00:07:58,954 --> 00:08:01,621 Hey, bye bye to this pretty face, ladies. 154 00:08:01,656 --> 00:08:03,029 Hashtag sexy. Hashtag all for likes. 155 00:08:03,053 --> 00:08:04,085 Hashtag bachelor. 156 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:06,285 Handsome playboy Insta famous. 157 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:07,990 ♪ Never stop keeping ♪ 158 00:08:12,931 --> 00:08:14,832 ♪ Never stop keeping ♪ 159 00:08:19,773 --> 00:08:21,575 ♪ Never stop keeping ♪ 160 00:08:30,014 --> 00:08:32,047 ♪ Never stop keeping ♪ 161 00:08:33,248 --> 00:08:34,951 We love you Stream Team! 162 00:08:36,152 --> 00:08:37,351 Hey guys, 163 00:08:37,387 --> 00:08:39,791 so you're probably wondering what happened to the wedding? 164 00:08:39,826 --> 00:08:40,358 We called it off? 165 00:08:40,393 --> 00:08:42,255 Did Liz get cold feet? 166 00:08:42,290 --> 00:08:43,290 Hell no. 167 00:08:43,324 --> 00:08:44,631 No way, baby. 168 00:08:44,666 --> 00:08:45,765 We're all good. 169 00:08:45,801 --> 00:08:48,162 We're just on a super-secret pre-wedding side mission. 170 00:08:48,197 --> 00:08:49,361 Say hi, guys. Say, what up? 171 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:50,967 - Whoo. What's up? - Don't wanna play? 172 00:08:51,002 --> 00:08:52,606 Okay, okay. 173 00:08:52,641 --> 00:08:54,333 So, we're good and we will check in 174 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:55,268 with you later. 175 00:08:55,303 --> 00:08:56,973 Muah. Love you. 176 00:09:08,657 --> 00:09:09,723 David, what the hell? 177 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,295 I thought you said this thing had seamless Wi-Fi. 178 00:09:11,319 --> 00:09:13,693 Well, it's working just fine for me. 179 00:09:14,663 --> 00:09:15,860 Same here, babe. 180 00:09:15,895 --> 00:09:17,215 You probably just hit a dead zone. 181 00:09:18,898 --> 00:09:22,328 Ugh, man meat is being such a whiny little bitch. 182 00:09:22,363 --> 00:09:23,670 Who? 183 00:09:23,705 --> 00:09:25,672 Jason. You know, my side thing. 184 00:09:25,707 --> 00:09:27,387 "How could I leave without saying goodbye?" 185 00:09:29,139 --> 00:09:31,711 I swear, sometimes I really miss toxic masculinity. 186 00:09:31,746 --> 00:09:33,306 Hey, I'm still toxically masculine. 187 00:09:33,341 --> 00:09:35,341 What bitches, ho, what? 188 00:09:36,850 --> 00:09:38,377 I thought Jason was your boyfriend. 189 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,280 Boyfriend? 190 00:09:40,315 --> 00:09:41,047 Don't get it twisted. 191 00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:42,887 You said you were gonna marry him! 192 00:09:42,922 --> 00:09:44,757 I say a lot of things. 193 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,264 I think maybe you're just looking for like 194 00:09:46,288 --> 00:09:50,224 a Disney fantasy relationship with a Prince Charming, 195 00:09:50,259 --> 00:09:53,293 when maybe you need to find patience 196 00:09:53,328 --> 00:09:56,736 and some good in people and get past your own fears. 197 00:09:56,771 --> 00:09:58,199 Thank you, but I really don't need 198 00:09:58,234 --> 00:10:00,872 your heteronormative ideas on romance. 199 00:10:00,907 --> 00:10:01,907 Heteronormative? 200 00:10:01,941 --> 00:10:03,006 Dude, I'm a lesbian. 201 00:10:03,041 --> 00:10:06,075 Exactly. Shackled by labels. 202 00:10:06,110 --> 00:10:08,308 - Yo David, where we at? - Lost. 203 00:10:08,343 --> 00:10:10,717 We're over an hour late and the sun is going down. 204 00:10:10,752 --> 00:10:12,378 Not my fault. It's this Waze. 205 00:10:12,413 --> 00:10:15,183 It keeps losing signal and moving our location. 206 00:10:15,218 --> 00:10:17,955 Oh, God, he seriously, he just missed another turn. 207 00:10:17,990 --> 00:10:19,319 Yeah, David, uh, one question. 208 00:10:19,354 --> 00:10:21,222 Do you think you could manage to get us there? 209 00:10:21,257 --> 00:10:22,089 Shut up! 210 00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:23,895 You guys are ruining my concentration. 211 00:10:25,129 --> 00:10:26,733 This ruin your concentration, David? 212 00:10:26,768 --> 00:10:28,460 - Like this... - Ladies... 213 00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:30,330 Oh, no... 214 00:10:30,365 --> 00:10:32,068 David, does this ruin your concentration? 215 00:10:33,269 --> 00:10:34,269 It's not funny. 216 00:10:36,778 --> 00:10:38,437 Come on. Stop acting like kids. 217 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:39,306 Please, David, I'm so bored. 218 00:10:39,341 --> 00:10:40,341 Yeah, guys, stop. 219 00:10:42,278 --> 00:10:43,948 You can't drive, David. Really? 220 00:10:43,983 --> 00:10:46,082 This is really important, you guys. 221 00:10:56,424 --> 00:10:58,292 Who the fuck is this guy? 222 00:10:58,327 --> 00:10:59,832 Don't worry, I'll handle this. 223 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,295 Well, that's a terrible idea. 224 00:11:13,309 --> 00:11:15,144 Well, he seems fun. 225 00:11:15,179 --> 00:11:16,816 Shut up, he can hear you. 226 00:11:16,851 --> 00:11:19,115 Jack, why don't you just go tell him who we are. 227 00:11:19,150 --> 00:11:21,249 Um, I don't think he's gonna care. 228 00:11:21,284 --> 00:11:22,481 Look, I'm gonna talk to him. 229 00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:23,516 Just act cool, guys. 230 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,220 - I got this. - Do you? 231 00:11:28,258 --> 00:11:29,224 Hey, buddy. 232 00:11:29,259 --> 00:11:30,357 Not your buddy. 233 00:11:30,392 --> 00:11:32,326 Ah, okay. Hi. Sir, how are you doing? 234 00:11:32,361 --> 00:11:33,193 I'm Jack. 235 00:11:33,229 --> 00:11:34,834 - Am I supposed to give a shit? - Okay. 236 00:11:34,869 --> 00:11:38,970 Hey, I am... I love your sunglasses. 237 00:11:39,005 --> 00:11:40,774 Are they vintage Ray-Ban? 238 00:11:40,809 --> 00:11:41,907 Fuck off. 239 00:11:41,942 --> 00:11:43,106 Okay, I think we're done. 240 00:11:44,945 --> 00:11:47,374 You got no idea of how much trouble you're in, do you? 241 00:11:47,409 --> 00:11:49,475 Look, dude, you came out of nowhere. 242 00:11:49,510 --> 00:11:51,884 We didn't even hit you and you're fine. 243 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:54,381 - What's your problem? - My problem is you. 244 00:11:56,418 --> 00:11:58,825 Turn around, get back in your little party bus. 245 00:11:58,860 --> 00:12:01,091 Flip a bit, and get the fuck out of here. 246 00:12:01,126 --> 00:12:04,457 Or, and I promise you, you'll suffer. 247 00:12:06,461 --> 00:12:08,461 Adult to adult, you're kinda freaking us out. 248 00:12:08,496 --> 00:12:10,067 Look, we're really sorry. 249 00:12:10,102 --> 00:12:12,234 We just wanna pass through, so... 250 00:12:12,269 --> 00:12:14,434 If there's anything we can do, uh, maybe you need, 251 00:12:14,469 --> 00:12:15,501 uh, some extra money. 252 00:12:15,536 --> 00:12:17,371 I mean if you wanted... Oh, shit. 253 00:12:17,406 --> 00:12:18,911 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 254 00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:20,242 Hey, hey, hey! 255 00:12:23,445 --> 00:12:24,851 You've been warned. 256 00:12:28,219 --> 00:12:29,922 Fucking kids. 257 00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:31,385 They can't resist an invite 258 00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:34,421 to act like self-important assholes. 259 00:12:34,456 --> 00:12:37,556 Perfect prey for evil predators like Rektor. 260 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:40,460 Not to mention the temptation of fame and money. 261 00:12:40,495 --> 00:12:43,364 Now this I know too well. 262 00:12:46,204 --> 00:12:49,073 Your dad's so lame. 263 00:12:49,108 --> 00:12:50,437 Maybe if you didn't get a DUI, 264 00:12:50,472 --> 00:12:52,076 we wouldn't have to use him for a ride. 265 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:10,160 - What? - I don't know. 266 00:13:10,195 --> 00:13:12,162 Oh, my God, you're not about to back out on this. 267 00:13:12,197 --> 00:13:13,597 Don't you think it's a little shady? 268 00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:18,399 An older record label exec inviting two teenagers 269 00:13:18,434 --> 00:13:20,236 to his hotel room for a meeting? 270 00:13:20,271 --> 00:13:22,337 So he can listen to our demo, Mol. 271 00:13:22,372 --> 00:13:23,635 This is how it happens. 272 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,406 - What? - Getting raped? 273 00:13:28,950 --> 00:13:31,049 Molly and Alexx from Surburban Trash. 274 00:13:35,550 --> 00:13:38,122 Thought this was supposed to be a listening party. 275 00:13:38,157 --> 00:13:39,651 Are you tripping right now? 276 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,158 I'm tripping. 277 00:13:41,193 --> 00:13:43,061 This shit is really happening, girl. 278 00:13:45,494 --> 00:13:47,098 Al? Alexx? 279 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,563 Al? 280 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:52,906 Jackpot, biatch! 281 00:13:52,941 --> 00:13:54,138 Fuck you, dude. 282 00:13:54,173 --> 00:13:55,535 You scared the crap out of me. 283 00:13:55,570 --> 00:13:56,635 What's your problem? 284 00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,604 Something's off. 285 00:13:58,639 --> 00:14:00,606 Stop being such a straightedge. 286 00:14:00,641 --> 00:14:03,675 Just play the demo, have a beer. 287 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:04,918 We'll set a mood. 288 00:14:10,321 --> 00:14:11,353 Okay, now what? 289 00:14:13,159 --> 00:14:14,323 We wait. 290 00:14:14,358 --> 00:14:15,962 First off, 291 00:14:15,997 --> 00:14:19,130 the hotel suite is not even that nice. 292 00:14:19,165 --> 00:14:21,132 But when you hear somebody in the other room 293 00:14:21,167 --> 00:14:23,266 speak in an ancient double tongue 294 00:14:23,301 --> 00:14:26,005 with one of them low demonic filters on it 295 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,974 that you hear in every Exorcist film... 296 00:14:29,538 --> 00:14:31,076 you should probably take the hint. 297 00:14:36,314 --> 00:14:40,250 I'm Alexx, lead singer of Suburban Trash. 298 00:14:40,285 --> 00:14:45,024 Umm, and this is Molly, the bassist. 299 00:14:45,059 --> 00:14:47,059 We've had a few... 300 00:14:56,037 --> 00:14:58,004 Oh, fuck. 301 00:15:04,672 --> 00:15:05,672 Guess who? 302 00:15:09,446 --> 00:15:11,347 I'm sorry, daddy, I screwed up. 303 00:15:11,382 --> 00:15:13,085 Where are you now? 304 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,988 Eleventh floor. 305 00:15:15,023 --> 00:15:16,220 Honey? 306 00:15:16,255 --> 00:15:17,221 Honey? 307 00:15:17,256 --> 00:15:18,552 Just make it go away. 308 00:15:23,163 --> 00:15:25,394 Every slayer needs his own origin story. 309 00:15:25,429 --> 00:15:27,429 Even your old buddy, Elliot Jones. 310 00:15:28,696 --> 00:15:29,528 Dad? 311 00:15:29,564 --> 00:15:31,697 Sweetie, where... Where are you right now? 312 00:15:31,732 --> 00:15:33,006 I'm sorry. 313 00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:35,272 Hey, honey? 314 00:15:39,476 --> 00:15:41,982 That night changed everything. 315 00:15:50,223 --> 00:15:52,289 Some people mourn like my ex-wife. 316 00:15:52,324 --> 00:15:53,752 With a bunch of pills 317 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,095 and a new boyfriend named Enrique. 318 00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:01,067 But some search for the truth. 319 00:16:01,102 --> 00:16:05,269 And in my case, the truth had fangs. 320 00:16:05,304 --> 00:16:07,304 And thus, my new life began. 321 00:16:09,275 --> 00:16:12,177 As bodies began to mount, there was a pattern. 322 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:20,053 Folks being murdered, more like harvested, 323 00:16:20,088 --> 00:16:22,451 all had the same thing in common, 324 00:16:22,486 --> 00:16:26,125 their blood, the rarest blood on earth. 325 00:16:30,263 --> 00:16:33,066 Bloodline leading back to these dumb fucks. 326 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:04,890 Jack? 327 00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:10,334 - What's up? - Look at this. 328 00:17:12,536 --> 00:17:14,569 What is this, from the Winnebago guy? 329 00:17:14,604 --> 00:17:17,341 Yeah, what if he isn't threatening us, 330 00:17:17,376 --> 00:17:18,771 he was trying to warn us? 331 00:17:18,806 --> 00:17:20,707 You've been warned. 332 00:17:20,742 --> 00:17:21,742 Oh, with this? 333 00:17:23,151 --> 00:17:25,184 Come on, calm down, QAnon. 334 00:17:25,219 --> 00:17:26,416 But you don't know anything. 335 00:17:26,451 --> 00:17:28,682 What if... what if this is legit? 336 00:17:28,717 --> 00:17:30,882 Oh, my God. You always think the worst. 337 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:31,783 Did it ever occur to you that 338 00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:35,128 this might turn out to be a good thing? 339 00:17:35,163 --> 00:17:37,163 Holy shit, Flynn, come here look. 340 00:17:37,198 --> 00:17:39,726 Jack, Jack, come here, you have to see this. 341 00:17:39,761 --> 00:17:40,761 Come on. 342 00:17:40,796 --> 00:17:43,895 Listen, I promise you, it's gonna be fine, okay? 343 00:17:54,248 --> 00:17:56,809 Oh, my God, look, is that Harry Rektor? 344 00:17:56,844 --> 00:17:57,943 That's Steven's nephew. 345 00:17:57,979 --> 00:18:01,781 He has the most amazing animal protection non-profit. 346 00:18:01,816 --> 00:18:04,322 I think I might be in love. 347 00:18:04,357 --> 00:18:06,423 - Hm-mm. - What? 348 00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:07,490 You told me to grow up. 349 00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:16,598 Look. 350 00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:18,600 Holy shit. 351 00:18:18,635 --> 00:18:19,700 Now, that's cool. 352 00:18:31,747 --> 00:18:34,253 You must be the Stream Team. 353 00:18:34,288 --> 00:18:35,914 Guilty as charged. 354 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,421 Hmm. 355 00:18:37,456 --> 00:18:38,587 Welcome to Rektor Manor. 356 00:18:45,530 --> 00:18:46,661 Come on, come on. 357 00:18:46,696 --> 00:18:48,630 I just, I love it here already. 358 00:18:48,665 --> 00:18:49,829 Hey, my Jullionaires. 359 00:18:49,864 --> 00:18:51,468 We're gonna have an exclusive look 360 00:18:51,503 --> 00:18:54,669 inside Rektor Manor. 361 00:18:54,704 --> 00:18:55,945 Is it true there's a cryo chamber? 362 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,903 I love cryo. 363 00:18:57,938 --> 00:19:01,907 Uh. 364 00:19:01,942 --> 00:19:03,843 Look, it's a little baby fetus. 365 00:19:17,529 --> 00:19:19,298 Welcome, everyone. 366 00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:22,235 We are so excited to have you as our guests. 367 00:19:22,270 --> 00:19:23,434 I'm Beverly Rektor. 368 00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:26,833 You're iconic. 369 00:19:26,868 --> 00:19:28,835 Oh, you're so sweet. 370 00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:30,804 You must be Liz Anthony. 371 00:19:30,839 --> 00:19:32,542 Queen of online shopping. 372 00:19:32,577 --> 00:19:33,774 [chuckles} 373 00:19:33,809 --> 00:19:35,809 Which makes you, Jack Chambers. 374 00:19:35,844 --> 00:19:36,409 Hi. 375 00:19:36,445 --> 00:19:37,613 King of YouTube. 376 00:19:37,648 --> 00:19:39,285 Yeah. 377 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:42,288 And Jules Jay, online social goddess. 378 00:19:42,323 --> 00:19:45,522 Oh, I... I wouldn't say goddess. 379 00:19:45,557 --> 00:19:46,864 Why are people saying that all the time? 380 00:19:46,888 --> 00:19:47,722 No. 381 00:19:47,757 --> 00:19:49,691 And you are... 382 00:19:49,726 --> 00:19:51,726 David. 383 00:19:51,761 --> 00:19:53,794 Great. 384 00:19:53,829 --> 00:19:56,995 Flynn Chambers, Twitch icon and pro gamer. 385 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:57,996 Am I right? 386 00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:00,339 Uh, not exactly pro yet. 387 00:20:00,374 --> 00:20:02,044 I hear you have an important match this evening. 388 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:05,542 Yeah, it's the um, Modern Warfare semi-finals. 389 00:20:05,577 --> 00:20:07,610 Oh, I love that game. 390 00:20:07,645 --> 00:20:09,381 - No shit. - Yeah. 391 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:10,283 Mind if I watch you... 392 00:20:10,318 --> 00:20:11,350 Mind if I watch you play? 393 00:20:11,385 --> 00:20:12,483 Mind if I watch you? 394 00:20:23,661 --> 00:20:25,463 Flynn? 395 00:20:25,498 --> 00:20:26,365 Flynn? 396 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,367 You alright, honey? 397 00:20:28,402 --> 00:20:29,566 Oh, just ignore her. 398 00:20:29,601 --> 00:20:31,029 She's fine, seriously. 399 00:20:35,871 --> 00:20:37,574 Ready to see the rest of the compound? 400 00:20:38,709 --> 00:20:41,446 Yes, please. 401 00:20:41,481 --> 00:20:45,076 All of mankind is divided up into two species. 402 00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:48,783 Normis and La Vampiro Nostra. 403 00:20:48,818 --> 00:20:51,918 Syndicates and families with different styles, 404 00:20:51,953 --> 00:20:54,085 they're all after the same thing. 405 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,889 Our fucking blood. 406 00:20:55,924 --> 00:20:57,561 And this is our fitness center. 407 00:20:59,862 --> 00:21:02,533 Any slayer work two shits and a nickel knows a honeypot 408 00:21:02,568 --> 00:21:03,666 when he sees one. 409 00:21:23,622 --> 00:21:24,622 Hi. 410 00:21:25,888 --> 00:21:27,987 Hey, aren't you that girl? 411 00:21:28,022 --> 00:21:29,857 Am I? 412 00:21:29,892 --> 00:21:31,738 You retweeted my call to action to save the whales 413 00:21:31,762 --> 00:21:33,927 to like seven million people. 414 00:21:33,962 --> 00:21:35,643 That one thoughtful act really made a difference, 415 00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:37,964 especially to the whales. 416 00:21:37,999 --> 00:21:40,703 What can I say? I... I love Willy. 417 00:21:40,738 --> 00:21:41,770 Free Willy. 418 00:21:41,805 --> 00:21:45,444 The movie with the whales. 419 00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:49,415 Harry Rektor. 420 00:21:49,450 --> 00:21:52,451 Jules. Jules Jay. 421 00:21:52,486 --> 00:21:53,650 You like to ride, Jules? 422 00:21:55,753 --> 00:21:57,016 Excuse me? 423 00:21:57,051 --> 00:21:58,721 Horses? 424 00:21:58,756 --> 00:22:00,756 Oh, oh. 425 00:22:00,791 --> 00:22:01,988 Yeah. Yeah, mhmm. 426 00:22:02,023 --> 00:22:03,429 Yeah, I love horses. 427 00:22:03,464 --> 00:22:05,662 Umm, ponies. 428 00:22:05,697 --> 00:22:08,467 I really love all sizes. 429 00:22:08,502 --> 00:22:09,301 Knock-knock. 430 00:22:09,336 --> 00:22:11,437 - Hey, how's it going? - Yeah, good. 431 00:22:11,472 --> 00:22:12,845 How we doing in here? How you doing, man? 432 00:22:12,869 --> 00:22:14,605 I'm sorry, I'm Jack Chambers. 433 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:15,980 - Is this girl bothering you? - Fuck off. 434 00:22:16,004 --> 00:22:16,871 Hey, you fuck off. 435 00:22:16,906 --> 00:22:18,477 Although, actually I uh... 436 00:22:19,909 --> 00:22:20,909 Oh, um... 437 00:22:22,978 --> 00:22:24,780 Look at that. That's so fun. 438 00:22:24,815 --> 00:22:26,430 Uh, this has been great, but we've gotta go. 439 00:22:26,454 --> 00:22:27,178 We really have to go. 440 00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:28,520 - Oh, okay. - Yeah, come on. 441 00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:29,631 Dude, it was lovely meeting you. 442 00:22:29,655 --> 00:22:30,720 Nice. 443 00:22:30,755 --> 00:22:32,425 Yeah, okay. Let's go, come on. 444 00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:33,559 Hmm. 445 00:22:33,595 --> 00:22:36,660 Meet me at the stables later and we can take a ride. 446 00:22:36,695 --> 00:22:38,123 Okay. 447 00:22:38,158 --> 00:22:39,399 Yeah, for sure. 448 00:22:50,676 --> 00:22:53,171 David Dean, Stream Team manager. 449 00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:54,942 Hi. 450 00:22:54,977 --> 00:22:56,141 Hey David, how's your wife? 451 00:22:56,176 --> 00:22:58,143 Yeah, David, where's your ring? 452 00:22:58,178 --> 00:23:00,211 Yeah, isn't she pregnant or something? 453 00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:02,620 Okay, I get it. 454 00:23:02,655 --> 00:23:03,918 Hey guys, it's Jules. And... 455 00:23:03,953 --> 00:23:05,458 Look at 'em. 456 00:23:05,493 --> 00:23:07,988 Ignoring all the signs. 457 00:23:08,023 --> 00:23:11,123 Hey guys, what's up? It's Jul... So weird. 458 00:23:11,158 --> 00:23:12,564 Everybody but her. 459 00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:13,565 What's wrong? 460 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,061 My post isn't uploading. 461 00:23:15,096 --> 00:23:17,096 Oh, Beverly, I just got a ping from downstairs. 462 00:23:17,131 --> 00:23:18,537 They're ready for David. 463 00:23:18,572 --> 00:23:20,165 Of course. 464 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,244 Business affairs would like to go over some deal points. 465 00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:24,807 Oh, yeah, great. 466 00:23:24,842 --> 00:23:27,513 Separating the group one by one. 467 00:23:27,548 --> 00:23:29,680 That means Jack, Flynn, Liz, Jules. 468 00:23:29,715 --> 00:23:31,583 It's time for you to meet Mr. Rektor. 469 00:23:31,618 --> 00:23:32,851 Right this way. 470 00:23:32,886 --> 00:23:36,049 Typical vampire pack-hunting tactics. 471 00:23:36,084 --> 00:23:37,688 You guys have this without me? 472 00:23:37,723 --> 00:23:38,723 Yeah, we got it. 473 00:23:44,697 --> 00:23:45,737 This is where I leave you. 474 00:23:46,963 --> 00:23:47,929 I'm sorry. 475 00:23:47,964 --> 00:23:49,330 This is where you leave me? 476 00:23:49,366 --> 00:23:51,999 Now this part I admit, it's a bit of a mystery. 477 00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:02,878 See yours truly is gonna use a little creative license 478 00:24:02,913 --> 00:24:04,682 and paint a picture. 479 00:24:04,717 --> 00:24:07,817 Like that time in Miami when a Cuban vamp syndicate 480 00:24:07,852 --> 00:24:11,249 lured the bodyguard of a Congressman to a penthouse. 481 00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:15,286 The bastard never saw it coming. 482 00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:17,926 David Dean, Stream Team manager. 483 00:24:17,961 --> 00:24:20,599 Which brings me back to this idiot schmuck turd. 484 00:24:20,634 --> 00:24:23,228 Uh, I was told to meet here to go over the deal points. 485 00:24:23,263 --> 00:24:25,098 Nah, that's not the right music. 486 00:24:25,133 --> 00:24:26,231 Let's try this. 487 00:24:28,774 --> 00:24:30,037 That's more like it. 488 00:24:37,079 --> 00:24:39,013 Alright, I know what you're thinking. 489 00:24:39,048 --> 00:24:42,082 Why they don't just get to it and waste this asshole? 490 00:24:42,117 --> 00:24:44,986 I'll tell you. It's a chemical thing. 491 00:24:45,021 --> 00:24:47,758 They say the more anticipation and fear 492 00:24:47,793 --> 00:24:51,157 that the victim can experience before the bloodletting, 493 00:24:51,192 --> 00:24:53,060 makes the blood taste even sweeter. 494 00:24:53,095 --> 00:24:54,095 Jeez. 495 00:25:04,678 --> 00:25:05,678 Fuck... 496 00:25:34,906 --> 00:25:37,335 So, where is Steven? 497 00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:38,743 Natalie didn't tell you? 498 00:25:38,778 --> 00:25:40,646 Not yet. 499 00:25:40,681 --> 00:25:43,341 Steven can't actually see you. 500 00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:44,980 Excuse me? 501 00:25:45,015 --> 00:25:46,982 My husband is in need of care 502 00:25:47,017 --> 00:25:49,215 and he's only able to interact in person with those 503 00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:50,788 who have taken the vaccine. 504 00:25:50,823 --> 00:25:52,350 Our vaccine. 505 00:25:52,385 --> 00:25:54,022 So, without further ado. 506 00:25:57,665 --> 00:25:58,961 Greetings, my friends. 507 00:25:58,996 --> 00:26:00,105 I thank you for making the journey 508 00:26:00,129 --> 00:26:01,293 with such short notice. 509 00:26:01,328 --> 00:26:02,393 Of course, sir. 510 00:26:02,428 --> 00:26:04,197 We are massive fans. 511 00:26:04,232 --> 00:26:05,698 - Yeah. - We are? 512 00:26:05,734 --> 00:26:06,911 I suppose you might be wondering about Beverly and I 513 00:26:06,935 --> 00:26:09,367 took such an interest in your little outfit. 514 00:26:09,402 --> 00:26:10,735 Definitely. 515 00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:13,173 After a century of infecting our planet 516 00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:16,275 with greed, toxins, and overpopulation, 517 00:26:16,310 --> 00:26:18,651 the planet is fighting back. 518 00:26:18,686 --> 00:26:20,048 The viruses won't stop. 519 00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:22,017 They will continue to mutate. 520 00:26:22,052 --> 00:26:23,755 So, we need to build a new kind of human. 521 00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:25,251 Stronger, immune. 522 00:26:25,286 --> 00:26:27,352 True warriors. 523 00:26:27,387 --> 00:26:29,728 And you all can be the match that lights the fire. 524 00:26:29,763 --> 00:26:30,795 Huh. 525 00:26:30,830 --> 00:26:32,863 - Amazing. - Really? 526 00:26:32,898 --> 00:26:34,832 What my genius husband is trying to say, 527 00:26:34,867 --> 00:26:36,273 is that we think you can help us promote 528 00:26:36,297 --> 00:26:38,704 The Rektor Foundation's new super vaccine 529 00:26:38,739 --> 00:26:40,706 that can turn millions of possible deaths 530 00:26:40,741 --> 00:26:43,709 into something even more amazing than just being alive. 531 00:26:43,744 --> 00:26:45,744 Being totally immune to everything. 532 00:26:45,779 --> 00:26:48,406 And for your promotion to your combined user base 533 00:26:48,441 --> 00:26:50,408 of 55 million plus, 534 00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:53,884 we're gonna pay you to the tune of $15 million. 535 00:26:53,919 --> 00:26:55,017 And that's just year one. 536 00:26:56,955 --> 00:26:58,251 Holy shit. 537 00:26:58,286 --> 00:27:00,088 ♪ Oh man, I got a lot of gold ♪ 538 00:27:00,123 --> 00:27:02,893 ♪ Stack that bread of dominoes, anything is possible ♪ 539 00:27:02,928 --> 00:27:05,896 ♪ Yeah ♪ 540 00:27:05,931 --> 00:27:07,164 ♪ I just, I just ♪ 541 00:27:07,199 --> 00:27:08,165 ♪ I just want them bad, I just want them bad ♪ 542 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,233 - ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ Bad ♪ 543 00:27:09,268 --> 00:27:11,462 ♪ I just want them bad, I just... ♪ 544 00:27:11,497 --> 00:27:12,804 - Uh, we're in. - Yeah. 545 00:27:12,839 --> 00:27:13,839 Nope. 546 00:27:15,875 --> 00:27:20,207 Uh, um, do you mind giving us a beat? 547 00:27:20,242 --> 00:27:21,242 Of course. 548 00:27:26,116 --> 00:27:27,731 Jesus, Flynn, we're about to make millions 549 00:27:27,755 --> 00:27:28,854 by saving the world. 550 00:27:28,890 --> 00:27:30,866 How is it possible you can find a problem with that? 551 00:27:30,890 --> 00:27:32,153 She's got a point, sis. 552 00:27:32,188 --> 00:27:33,759 But why us? 553 00:27:33,794 --> 00:27:36,762 Uh, hello. She literally just told us. 554 00:27:36,797 --> 00:27:39,127 No way, they're... They're hiding something, okay. 555 00:27:39,162 --> 00:27:41,767 That's too much money. It's too top secret. 556 00:27:41,802 --> 00:27:42,735 That paper that that guy gave me today... 557 00:27:42,770 --> 00:27:43,736 No, no, 558 00:27:43,771 --> 00:27:45,012 are you seriously talking about the creepy guy 559 00:27:45,036 --> 00:27:46,002 who threatened to kill us? 560 00:27:46,037 --> 00:27:47,037 - Gross. - Okay. 561 00:27:47,071 --> 00:27:48,499 Yes, the amount they're offering 562 00:27:48,534 --> 00:27:50,050 - is weirdly high. - I mean, we would have do... 563 00:27:50,074 --> 00:27:51,436 We would have done this for what? 564 00:27:51,471 --> 00:27:52,503 Half a mil? 565 00:27:52,538 --> 00:27:53,944 And also, where's David? 566 00:27:53,979 --> 00:27:55,374 - He should be here, right? - Yes. 567 00:27:55,409 --> 00:27:56,749 Okay, seriously, Jack. 568 00:27:56,784 --> 00:27:57,915 I can't with her. 569 00:27:57,950 --> 00:27:59,312 You always side with your sister. 570 00:27:59,347 --> 00:28:00,347 What? 571 00:28:00,382 --> 00:28:03,382 Look, she is not you're only dependent anymore. 572 00:28:03,417 --> 00:28:05,021 I'm your family now. 573 00:28:05,056 --> 00:28:06,536 Come on, don't you trust my instincts? 574 00:28:10,996 --> 00:28:12,028 I'm sorry. 575 00:28:14,362 --> 00:28:16,329 - Fuck this. I'm out. - Flynn? 576 00:28:16,364 --> 00:28:18,331 Jack, look, just let her go, okay. 577 00:28:18,366 --> 00:28:20,531 Let her go. It's not about her. 578 00:28:20,566 --> 00:28:22,368 This is about us. 579 00:28:22,403 --> 00:28:24,040 Okay. 580 00:28:24,075 --> 00:28:26,372 You built the Stream Team from the ground up. 581 00:28:26,407 --> 00:28:27,407 You deserve this. 582 00:28:29,047 --> 00:28:30,442 Okay. 583 00:28:30,477 --> 00:28:32,279 Yeah, okay. Yeah. 584 00:28:32,314 --> 00:28:33,346 Let's do this. 585 00:28:33,381 --> 00:28:34,479 - Okay. - Okay. 586 00:28:39,123 --> 00:28:43,829 Now, before you sign, there's just one more thing. 587 00:28:43,864 --> 00:28:46,425 Times are changing in our media empire. 588 00:28:46,460 --> 00:28:49,362 And because of Steven's health and none of our heirs 589 00:28:49,397 --> 00:28:51,232 willing to take the reins, 590 00:28:51,267 --> 00:28:53,399 we've been on the hunt for new partners. 591 00:28:53,434 --> 00:28:55,467 Not just to carry on the legacy of our company, 592 00:28:55,502 --> 00:28:58,811 but to reinvent it for today's audience. 593 00:28:58,846 --> 00:29:01,308 Jack, I've been watching you for years. 594 00:29:01,343 --> 00:29:05,213 You can do so much more and with my power, 595 00:29:05,248 --> 00:29:06,544 you'll be unstoppable. 596 00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:10,020 Uh, I'm sorry. 597 00:29:10,055 --> 00:29:12,055 Are you talking about giving us your... 598 00:29:12,090 --> 00:29:13,991 My company? 599 00:29:14,026 --> 00:29:15,553 Yes. 600 00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:17,225 Oh. 601 00:29:17,260 --> 00:29:18,589 Oh, my God. 602 00:29:18,624 --> 00:29:19,898 It's really happening, babe. 603 00:29:19,933 --> 00:29:20,976 We're gonna be billionaires. 604 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,230 Babe. 605 00:29:22,265 --> 00:29:23,265 Ahem. 606 00:29:23,299 --> 00:29:24,837 Uh, no offense. 607 00:29:24,872 --> 00:29:28,368 We are insanely flattered, but um... why us? 608 00:29:28,403 --> 00:29:30,172 It's simple math, really. 609 00:29:30,207 --> 00:29:32,174 Our research shows that you alone engage 610 00:29:32,209 --> 00:29:34,440 with ten times more users under the age of 25 611 00:29:34,475 --> 00:29:38,279 than any other public figure in the world. 612 00:29:38,314 --> 00:29:39,544 I do? 613 00:29:39,579 --> 00:29:42,052 Of course you do, my handsome man. 614 00:29:43,355 --> 00:29:45,264 Your 55 million followers are just the beginning. 615 00:29:45,288 --> 00:29:47,156 Combined with our network capabilities, 616 00:29:47,191 --> 00:29:49,257 they will expand to hundreds of millions, 617 00:29:49,292 --> 00:29:51,391 become the backbone of consumer buyers, 618 00:29:51,426 --> 00:29:54,592 controlling advertising spends, political influence, 619 00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:55,967 and world markets. 620 00:29:59,302 --> 00:30:02,567 What we're proposing is a trial merger. 621 00:30:02,602 --> 00:30:05,207 See, how we feel about you and your new role 622 00:30:05,242 --> 00:30:07,011 as leader of our media group 623 00:30:07,046 --> 00:30:09,244 and after six months, we make it a little more formal. 624 00:30:12,249 --> 00:30:13,886 It's a simple offer sheet. 625 00:30:13,921 --> 00:30:15,283 David already looked it over. 626 00:30:15,318 --> 00:30:17,087 - It's just... - Oh, fuck. 627 00:30:18,057 --> 00:30:19,892 Anything you see or participate in 628 00:30:19,927 --> 00:30:22,554 during this trial merger stays between us. 629 00:30:22,589 --> 00:30:25,997 It's like a formal family deal before all the business stuff 630 00:30:26,032 --> 00:30:27,130 gets ironed out. 631 00:30:31,466 --> 00:30:32,938 Yeah. 632 00:30:37,978 --> 00:30:39,472 You ready? 633 00:30:39,507 --> 00:30:44,444 Uh... here we go. 634 00:30:52,025 --> 00:30:53,090 Great. 635 00:30:55,963 --> 00:30:57,490 - Oh, it's amazing. - Yeah. 636 00:31:01,529 --> 00:31:03,595 This is seriously the best day of my life. 637 00:31:03,630 --> 00:31:05,168 Well, I mean apart from our wedding... 638 00:31:05,203 --> 00:31:07,071 - Yeah. - Of course. 639 00:31:07,106 --> 00:31:08,501 What's up, my Jullionaires? 640 00:31:08,536 --> 00:31:12,043 I'm getting ready for a date with a real life cowboy. 641 00:31:12,078 --> 00:31:15,376 So, if you have pro tips, make sure to DM them to me 642 00:31:15,411 --> 00:31:18,247 or comment down below to impress him. 643 00:31:18,282 --> 00:31:21,547 And I've also been using Wewe Face Glow, 644 00:31:21,582 --> 00:31:24,517 which is what's keeping me glowing. 645 00:31:24,552 --> 00:31:28,191 So, uh, for more info, just check in the link above. 646 00:31:28,226 --> 00:31:31,326 Or swipe up to see more. 647 00:31:31,361 --> 00:31:32,361 Bye, guys. 648 00:31:35,299 --> 00:31:36,397 Oh, Jesus. 649 00:31:38,401 --> 00:31:40,038 What, is the deal off? 650 00:31:40,073 --> 00:31:42,337 No, deal's very much on. 651 00:31:42,372 --> 00:31:44,273 Then what's wrong? 652 00:31:44,308 --> 00:31:46,352 Uh, there is something seriously off about this place 653 00:31:46,376 --> 00:31:48,442 and I want no part of it. 654 00:31:48,477 --> 00:31:49,982 Okay. 655 00:31:50,017 --> 00:31:51,709 Don't have a Flynn attack. 656 00:31:51,744 --> 00:31:54,151 - Calm down. - I'm calm. 657 00:31:54,186 --> 00:31:56,681 I'm just telling you I think we should go now. 658 00:31:56,716 --> 00:31:58,452 What about your brother and Liz? 659 00:31:58,487 --> 00:32:00,520 They won't listen. 660 00:32:00,555 --> 00:32:02,357 I think this shit's bad. 661 00:32:02,392 --> 00:32:05,327 Okay, what if that guy on the road earlier was right 662 00:32:05,362 --> 00:32:07,428 and these people aren't just greedy, 663 00:32:07,463 --> 00:32:09,100 they're evil? 664 00:32:09,135 --> 00:32:10,662 Evil, really? 665 00:32:10,697 --> 00:32:13,236 That thing I read earlier said Rektor's up to something. 666 00:32:13,271 --> 00:32:15,733 And now they're offering us all this crazy money 667 00:32:15,768 --> 00:32:17,537 to help them promote it. 668 00:32:17,572 --> 00:32:19,077 What kind of money? 669 00:32:19,112 --> 00:32:20,210 Half a mil? Million? 670 00:32:20,245 --> 00:32:22,080 Are they including me? 671 00:32:22,115 --> 00:32:23,411 I'm serious. 672 00:32:23,446 --> 00:32:25,578 - Are you coming with me or not? - I would. 673 00:32:25,613 --> 00:32:27,283 I really, really would but um, 674 00:32:27,318 --> 00:32:28,779 actually I have a date tonight. 675 00:32:28,814 --> 00:32:30,517 Harry. 676 00:32:30,552 --> 00:32:32,486 A date. 677 00:32:32,521 --> 00:32:34,158 Oh, Flynn, come on. 678 00:32:34,193 --> 00:32:36,094 No, no, it's super cool. 679 00:32:36,129 --> 00:32:37,227 No one believes me. 680 00:32:37,262 --> 00:32:39,559 Everyone thinks I'm just fucking nuts. 681 00:32:39,594 --> 00:32:42,562 I guess I'll try to find a signal somewhere 682 00:32:42,597 --> 00:32:44,366 and see if I can catch an Uber 683 00:32:44,401 --> 00:32:47,633 to go play my semi-final deathmatch alone. 684 00:32:47,668 --> 00:32:49,734 Okay, sorry. 685 00:32:49,769 --> 00:32:51,538 Text me. 686 00:32:51,573 --> 00:32:52,813 Good luck with your deathmatch. 687 00:33:05,752 --> 00:33:07,224 You gotta be shitting me. 688 00:33:14,332 --> 00:33:15,562 I can... unbelievable. 689 00:33:21,735 --> 00:33:23,834 Merry Christmas, motherfuckers. 690 00:34:02,644 --> 00:34:04,512 Shhh, shh. 691 00:34:04,547 --> 00:34:05,876 Don't... don't move. 692 00:34:05,911 --> 00:34:06,811 Sshh. 693 00:34:06,846 --> 00:34:09,418 Don't scream. 694 00:34:09,453 --> 00:34:11,321 - Get away from me. - Shhh. 695 00:34:11,356 --> 00:34:13,125 The feeding hour is upon us. 696 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,260 Their heightened senses means they can see everything. 697 00:34:18,792 --> 00:34:19,802 What the hell's the matter with you, dude? 698 00:34:19,826 --> 00:34:21,232 You can't just grab me. 699 00:34:21,267 --> 00:34:22,563 You know what? 700 00:34:22,598 --> 00:34:23,674 They had a valid fucking point. 701 00:34:23,698 --> 00:34:24,565 You're the one I should be scared of. 702 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,732 Not Rektor. 703 00:34:26,767 --> 00:34:27,898 Put that mace down. 704 00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:29,636 I'm trying to save you, Flynn. 705 00:34:29,671 --> 00:34:30,769 How do you know my name? 706 00:34:30,804 --> 00:34:31,603 I'll explain that later. 707 00:34:31,638 --> 00:34:33,343 No, you're going to explain it now 708 00:34:33,378 --> 00:34:34,443 or I'm screaming. 709 00:34:34,478 --> 00:34:35,598 We don't have time for this. 710 00:34:37,382 --> 00:34:38,645 Yeah, yeah, you're right. 711 00:34:40,484 --> 00:34:41,714 Where the hell are you going? 712 00:34:41,749 --> 00:34:43,221 Hey! 713 00:34:43,256 --> 00:34:45,322 You can't get a fucking signal out here. 714 00:34:45,357 --> 00:34:47,192 They only get a signal when they want you to. 715 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:48,752 Hey? 716 00:34:48,788 --> 00:34:51,394 Come with me now before it's too late. 717 00:34:51,429 --> 00:34:52,890 I don't need your help, old man. 718 00:34:59,965 --> 00:35:01,404 Oh, I love this. 719 00:35:01,439 --> 00:35:05,474 The smell is so authentic. 720 00:35:05,509 --> 00:35:06,772 It's great. 721 00:35:09,744 --> 00:35:11,909 Jules... 722 00:35:11,944 --> 00:35:13,680 I'm waiting for you. 723 00:35:13,715 --> 00:35:14,780 Harry? 724 00:35:17,422 --> 00:35:18,883 Is that you? 725 00:35:18,918 --> 00:35:20,885 Why don't you come this way, little lady? 726 00:35:24,264 --> 00:35:26,726 Shit. 727 00:35:50,818 --> 00:35:51,883 Guys? 728 00:35:51,918 --> 00:35:53,390 Guys? 729 00:35:57,660 --> 00:35:59,627 Jack? 730 00:35:59,662 --> 00:36:00,727 Liz? 731 00:36:07,967 --> 00:36:08,967 Shit. 732 00:36:17,482 --> 00:36:18,646 That's more like it. 733 00:36:42,804 --> 00:36:44,441 Shit! 734 00:36:44,476 --> 00:36:45,476 Fuck. 735 00:36:57,049 --> 00:36:59,390 Calm down, you freak. 736 00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:01,185 You're just letting Flynn get into your head. 737 00:37:12,064 --> 00:37:14,405 I uh, took the liberty of trying the wine. 738 00:37:15,903 --> 00:37:16,968 It's really good. 739 00:37:18,774 --> 00:37:21,445 Is it biodynamic? 740 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,710 Jules? 741 00:37:29,686 --> 00:37:32,291 Don't worry, cutie, I'm coming for you. 742 00:37:41,126 --> 00:37:43,027 Hello, Jules. 743 00:37:43,062 --> 00:37:44,369 Oh, shit. 744 00:37:45,801 --> 00:37:49,440 Listen, I'm not gonna tell anyone 745 00:37:49,475 --> 00:37:51,640 what you guys are up to. 746 00:37:51,675 --> 00:37:52,740 I promise. 747 00:37:52,775 --> 00:37:54,709 Just... just... just let me go. 748 00:37:54,744 --> 00:37:56,612 That's not happening, Jules. 749 00:37:56,647 --> 00:37:58,449 Okay. I thought that you were a nice guy! 750 00:37:58,484 --> 00:37:59,681 No, I ain't. 751 00:37:59,716 --> 00:38:00,814 Why me? 752 00:38:00,849 --> 00:38:02,552 You... you love animals. 753 00:38:02,587 --> 00:38:03,883 Remember, the whales? 754 00:38:03,918 --> 00:38:05,720 I love animals. 755 00:38:05,755 --> 00:38:07,986 I just hate humans. 756 00:38:09,660 --> 00:38:10,660 Jules! 757 00:38:14,126 --> 00:38:16,434 You smell tender and juicy. 758 00:38:16,469 --> 00:38:19,437 Aah! 759 00:38:19,472 --> 00:38:21,769 Never trust a guy with a man bun. 760 00:38:21,804 --> 00:38:22,804 Jules! 761 00:38:26,743 --> 00:38:28,974 Flynn! Flynn! 762 00:38:29,009 --> 00:38:30,448 Don't fight the catch... 763 00:38:32,782 --> 00:38:34,551 We have a connection. 764 00:38:52,098 --> 00:38:54,538 - Jules! - Flynn! Flynn! 765 00:39:03,846 --> 00:39:04,911 Ah! 766 00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:13,051 Lesson learned. 767 00:39:13,086 --> 00:39:15,625 Never accept a date from a dude with a man bun. 768 00:39:22,568 --> 00:39:24,997 No. No, no, no, no. 769 00:39:25,032 --> 00:39:27,604 No more swipes up for you, sweetheart. 770 00:39:30,136 --> 00:39:32,411 You have nowhere to run! 771 00:39:43,952 --> 00:39:46,018 Looks like you needed my help after all. 772 00:39:46,053 --> 00:39:46,852 How did you... 773 00:39:46,887 --> 00:39:49,054 Know you're gonna get eaten alive? 774 00:39:49,089 --> 00:39:50,089 Kind of, yeah. 775 00:39:58,571 --> 00:40:00,364 You should come out with me. I'll show you. 776 00:40:04,236 --> 00:40:05,169 Really? 777 00:40:05,204 --> 00:40:06,973 We're gonna do this shit again? 778 00:40:07,008 --> 00:40:08,645 No, no, I'm coming. I just... 779 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,075 We have to save my brother, too. 780 00:40:11,243 --> 00:40:13,144 Alright, we'll see. Come on. 781 00:40:18,591 --> 00:40:21,185 Oh, wow. 782 00:40:21,220 --> 00:40:23,154 This feels like... 783 00:40:23,189 --> 00:40:24,189 Home? 784 00:40:27,732 --> 00:40:31,701 Our 500 print and television subsidiaries worldwide 785 00:40:31,736 --> 00:40:34,671 make up 90 percent of the global market. 786 00:40:34,706 --> 00:40:37,542 By the end of the decade, we plan to have acquired 787 00:40:37,577 --> 00:40:39,137 - all of them. - Sweet. 788 00:40:39,172 --> 00:40:40,004 People, they call me, 789 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,547 heartless, a capitalist, a gold digger. 790 00:40:42,582 --> 00:40:45,275 And this of course one of our many satellite locations, 791 00:40:45,310 --> 00:40:47,981 where all data and imagery are run through our algorithms 792 00:40:48,016 --> 00:40:49,752 straight up to the cloud. 793 00:40:49,787 --> 00:40:51,523 Sweet. 794 00:40:51,558 --> 00:40:53,987 Algorithms are kind of my jam. 795 00:40:54,022 --> 00:40:56,693 I just... I keep searching for a sense of security 796 00:40:56,728 --> 00:40:58,288 and I know that the second I find it, 797 00:40:58,323 --> 00:40:59,894 I'm gonna be a whole new person. 798 00:41:01,260 --> 00:41:05,900 Well, I think you found it, baby girl. 799 00:41:05,935 --> 00:41:06,935 Come on. 800 00:41:08,036 --> 00:41:09,706 We like to think of our algorithm 801 00:41:09,741 --> 00:41:11,906 as a giant filter 802 00:41:11,941 --> 00:41:14,942 for all the world's facts, narratives, and viewpoints. 803 00:41:14,977 --> 00:41:16,240 You ready for some real fun? 804 00:41:16,275 --> 00:41:17,275 Yes. 805 00:41:20,785 --> 00:41:22,180 Oh, wow. 806 00:41:22,215 --> 00:41:24,050 Whether you're moderate or conservative 807 00:41:24,085 --> 00:41:27,988 leftist, fascist, anarchist, it doesn't matter to us. 808 00:41:28,023 --> 00:41:30,628 My 1975 Halston. 809 00:41:30,663 --> 00:41:33,631 Jackie Onassis wore it once before I bought it. 810 00:41:33,666 --> 00:41:34,929 Do you wanna try it on? 811 00:41:34,964 --> 00:41:36,733 Heck yeah. 812 00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:45,071 What's mine is yours. 813 00:41:45,106 --> 00:41:46,710 Our ethos has always been, 814 00:41:46,745 --> 00:41:48,877 why be a part of the conversation, 815 00:41:48,912 --> 00:41:51,781 when you could construct the conversation itself? 816 00:41:53,312 --> 00:41:54,312 Great question. 817 00:41:57,250 --> 00:41:58,330 Sorry, was that a question? 818 00:42:04,290 --> 00:42:06,895 Good eye. 819 00:42:06,930 --> 00:42:09,997 This is some top secret shit 820 00:42:10,032 --> 00:42:12,197 that I should not be showing you. 821 00:42:12,232 --> 00:42:13,704 Is it Botox? 822 00:42:13,739 --> 00:42:15,673 This is the vaccine. 823 00:42:17,270 --> 00:42:19,237 It's gonna heal the world. 824 00:42:19,272 --> 00:42:22,042 Total immunity to everything. 825 00:42:22,077 --> 00:42:23,077 Everything? 826 00:42:24,684 --> 00:42:29,720 Just one little shot and nothing will ever stop you. 827 00:42:29,755 --> 00:42:31,348 Can I do it now? 828 00:42:31,383 --> 00:42:32,921 No. 829 00:42:32,956 --> 00:42:34,692 Oh. 830 00:42:34,727 --> 00:42:36,155 But. 831 00:42:36,190 --> 00:42:37,827 But? 832 00:42:37,862 --> 00:42:40,995 Seeing that we're already like family 833 00:42:41,030 --> 00:42:44,163 and this is a momentous occasion, 834 00:42:44,198 --> 00:42:46,066 it feels right to make an exception. 835 00:42:49,071 --> 00:42:53,205 Now, if an ageless billionaire has pulled you into a wardrobe, 836 00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:56,208 inviting you to try a secret serum in a syringe 837 00:42:56,243 --> 00:42:58,210 from a creepy wooden box... 838 00:42:58,245 --> 00:43:00,751 You ready to be an untouchable queen? 839 00:43:00,786 --> 00:43:01,719 Just say... 840 00:43:01,754 --> 00:43:02,720 Yes. 841 00:43:02,755 --> 00:43:03,985 Yes, please. 842 00:43:04,020 --> 00:43:06,691 Wrong answer, sweetheart. 843 00:43:06,726 --> 00:43:08,055 Hey, uh, thanks for the tour, 844 00:43:08,090 --> 00:43:10,354 but I should probably be heading back. 845 00:43:10,389 --> 00:43:12,125 My sister and my friends are probably 846 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:13,225 wondering about me. 847 00:43:14,459 --> 00:43:15,667 Here we go. 848 00:43:19,706 --> 00:43:22,036 You haven't even met Mr. Rektor yet. 849 00:43:22,071 --> 00:43:25,039 Oh, uh, oh, why, is he around? 850 00:44:13,518 --> 00:44:17,322 Welcome to the rest of your life. 851 00:44:22,197 --> 00:44:23,702 No shit. 852 00:44:26,905 --> 00:44:30,071 I grew up pulling all-nighters to watch re-runs of your show. 853 00:44:32,141 --> 00:44:34,306 Catch A Criminal with Elliot Jones. 854 00:44:34,341 --> 00:44:37,144 If you're a criminal preying on the innocent, 855 00:44:37,179 --> 00:44:39,146 if you assault, rape, and kill... 856 00:44:39,181 --> 00:44:40,147 Aahhh! 857 00:44:40,182 --> 00:44:41,951 We have a message for you. 858 00:44:41,986 --> 00:44:42,952 Watch out. 859 00:44:42,987 --> 00:44:45,152 Justice is back in town. 860 00:44:45,187 --> 00:44:48,221 Ride alone with Elliot Jones as he investigates, 861 00:44:48,256 --> 00:44:51,026 pursues, and brings down the darkest, 862 00:44:51,061 --> 00:44:54,227 most elusive night stalking predators on our streets. 863 00:44:54,262 --> 00:44:56,361 Catch A Criminal with Elliot Jones. 864 00:44:56,396 --> 00:44:57,967 Making America safer. 865 00:45:02,138 --> 00:45:04,402 Catch A Criminal with Elliot Jones. 866 00:45:04,437 --> 00:45:08,406 - Thursdays at 9:00, - 8:00 Central on BDN. 867 00:45:16,317 --> 00:45:17,349 What happened to you? 868 00:45:23,522 --> 00:45:26,864 My daughter, Molly, she was... 869 00:45:28,527 --> 00:45:30,296 she was murdered in the hotel suite 870 00:45:30,331 --> 00:45:32,100 of a record label executive. 871 00:45:35,105 --> 00:45:40,812 So... there was a trial, highly publicized search 872 00:45:40,847 --> 00:45:43,540 for her killer and all that bullshit. 873 00:45:43,575 --> 00:45:48,149 That's what led to setting the whole show in motion. 874 00:45:48,184 --> 00:45:51,548 But it was all for her, it was all for Molly. 875 00:45:54,894 --> 00:45:58,962 I followed every clue until it led me to the... 876 00:46:00,966 --> 00:46:02,834 The owner of the record label. 877 00:46:02,869 --> 00:46:04,902 Hmm. 878 00:46:04,937 --> 00:46:11,337 Who also happened to be the owner of the network 879 00:46:11,372 --> 00:46:13,603 that paid for my show. 880 00:46:13,638 --> 00:46:15,209 Steven Rektor. 881 00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:20,577 Steven fucking Rektor. 882 00:46:23,516 --> 00:46:26,022 This is our newest feature, 883 00:46:26,057 --> 00:46:28,618 personally designed by Mr. Rektor himself. 884 00:46:28,653 --> 00:46:29,485 It's the latest 885 00:46:29,521 --> 00:46:32,226 in immersive audio-visual experiences. 886 00:46:32,261 --> 00:46:33,865 What like VR? 887 00:46:33,900 --> 00:46:35,328 Like nothing you've ever seen. 888 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,565 A lot of people think that vampires is the stuff 889 00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,304 of fairy tales, and novels, and all that bullshit. 890 00:46:44,339 --> 00:46:47,241 But little do they know that Bram Stoker himself 891 00:46:47,276 --> 00:46:48,946 was a vampire! 892 00:46:48,981 --> 00:46:52,378 Making up lies to distract us from the truth. 893 00:46:52,413 --> 00:46:56,613 That the vampire illuminati not only walks among us, 894 00:46:56,648 --> 00:47:02,223 they've gamed our entire system, our financial institutions. 895 00:47:02,258 --> 00:47:04,324 We got shadow governments making up laws 896 00:47:04,359 --> 00:47:06,128 we don't even fucking know about. 897 00:47:06,163 --> 00:47:09,461 Massive media mergers, algorithms, data mining 898 00:47:09,496 --> 00:47:11,496 to control what people think. 899 00:47:11,531 --> 00:47:14,202 While the police state keeps us in line. 900 00:47:15,139 --> 00:47:17,975 Now, we got a vaccine. 901 00:47:18,010 --> 00:47:20,505 Yeah, all in the name of healing the world 902 00:47:20,540 --> 00:47:23,145 when it's really about keeping our blood clean enough 903 00:47:23,180 --> 00:47:24,674 for their consumption. 904 00:47:24,709 --> 00:47:29,250 Rooting out the prey from a super society of predators 905 00:47:29,285 --> 00:47:35,685 who worship at the altar of a vampire illuminati. 906 00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:37,093 And that's the truth, baby. 907 00:47:39,966 --> 00:47:43,561 Okay so, I just lie there. 908 00:47:43,596 --> 00:47:46,531 Clothes on obviously, right. No? Okay, I'm joking. 909 00:47:46,566 --> 00:47:47,664 Alright. 910 00:47:49,668 --> 00:47:50,942 Whoa, here we go. 911 00:47:55,014 --> 00:47:56,244 Have fun. 912 00:48:54,172 --> 00:48:55,172 Hello? 913 00:48:57,604 --> 00:48:58,604 Hello, Jack. 914 00:49:01,410 --> 00:49:02,574 Steven? 915 00:49:02,609 --> 00:49:04,444 Cocksuckers, hang on a second. 916 00:49:05,744 --> 00:49:07,480 Here we go. 917 00:49:07,515 --> 00:49:08,613 Here we go. 918 00:49:11,321 --> 00:49:12,584 The Omega Society. 919 00:49:12,619 --> 00:49:14,520 It's the oldest and most secretive society 920 00:49:14,555 --> 00:49:16,423 on the planet. 921 00:49:16,458 --> 00:49:17,996 It's more of a cult really. 922 00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:22,330 Their origins date back since before recorded history. 923 00:49:23,531 --> 00:49:24,629 Want a smoke? 924 00:49:24,664 --> 00:49:26,730 Uh, I... I vape. 925 00:49:26,765 --> 00:49:27,765 Grow up. 926 00:49:29,801 --> 00:49:35,046 Look, they lived off the blood of small mammals until... 927 00:49:35,081 --> 00:49:38,346 until they realized that drinking human blood 928 00:49:38,381 --> 00:49:40,612 would give them immortal life. 929 00:49:40,647 --> 00:49:43,582 If they drank it often enough. 930 00:49:43,617 --> 00:49:45,551 But it wasn't long until us humans 931 00:49:45,586 --> 00:49:47,256 started fighting back. 932 00:49:47,291 --> 00:49:48,157 By the Middle Ages, 933 00:49:48,192 --> 00:49:50,094 we had these motherfuckers on the run. 934 00:49:50,129 --> 00:49:53,658 Then, they came up with a new tactic. 935 00:49:53,693 --> 00:49:57,101 Fleeing their villages in a mass migration. 936 00:49:57,136 --> 00:49:59,796 And then reintegrating into our society, 937 00:49:59,831 --> 00:50:04,636 pretending... pretending, mind you, to be one of us. 938 00:50:04,671 --> 00:50:06,176 But they're weak. 939 00:50:06,211 --> 00:50:08,112 They have a disease. 940 00:50:08,147 --> 00:50:11,742 The whole family has had a disease for 350 years. 941 00:50:11,777 --> 00:50:14,184 And now Rektor's dying. 942 00:50:14,219 --> 00:50:16,219 And he thinks you're the cure. 943 00:50:16,254 --> 00:50:17,620 What do you mean cure? 944 00:50:17,656 --> 00:50:20,190 Hunters way before me have been documenting their kills 945 00:50:20,225 --> 00:50:21,785 for centuries. 946 00:50:21,820 --> 00:50:25,426 But there is one event that changed everything. 947 00:50:25,461 --> 00:50:27,296 1627. 948 00:50:27,331 --> 00:50:29,496 During the Würzberg witch trials, 949 00:50:29,531 --> 00:50:32,796 a young woman, a leper was prayed over 950 00:50:32,831 --> 00:50:36,404 by a powerful French cleric Armand Jean du som... 951 00:50:36,439 --> 00:50:37,471 Something. 952 00:50:37,506 --> 00:50:39,737 Said to be touched by God Himself. 953 00:50:39,772 --> 00:50:41,277 Anyway, puts his hands on her, 954 00:50:41,312 --> 00:50:44,115 says a prayer, and boom, she's healed. 955 00:50:44,150 --> 00:50:45,150 Just like that. 956 00:50:45,184 --> 00:50:46,317 True miracle. 957 00:50:46,352 --> 00:50:49,252 Well, she healed so fast, they thought she was a witch. 958 00:50:49,287 --> 00:50:51,782 Decided to burn her at the stake 959 00:50:51,817 --> 00:50:54,554 but the night before her execution, 960 00:50:54,589 --> 00:50:55,687 she had a visitor. 961 00:50:57,229 --> 00:51:00,362 A vampire patriarch brutally drained her 962 00:51:00,397 --> 00:51:04,696 of every ounce of blood in her frail body. 963 00:51:04,731 --> 00:51:10,306 But her blood... it was special. 964 00:51:10,341 --> 00:51:12,902 Infused by the Holy Spirit himself 965 00:51:12,937 --> 00:51:14,739 thanks to the cleric, you see. 966 00:51:14,774 --> 00:51:19,216 She was given the divine gift of life. 967 00:51:19,251 --> 00:51:23,154 That will wreak havoc on the dead. 968 00:51:23,189 --> 00:51:26,850 Her name was lost through time, but she was forever referred to 969 00:51:26,885 --> 00:51:32,856 as the "Geist des Schicksals", "the Ghost of Fate". 970 00:51:32,891 --> 00:51:35,562 And through the centuries, that infected bloodline 971 00:51:35,597 --> 00:51:38,664 has run rampant through the Rektor family 972 00:51:38,699 --> 00:51:41,865 making each generation shorter, and weaker, 973 00:51:41,900 --> 00:51:44,835 and more desperate than the ones before. 974 00:51:44,870 --> 00:51:48,542 And now Steven Rektor thinks that you and Jack are the cure. 975 00:51:48,577 --> 00:51:49,774 Holy shit. 976 00:51:49,809 --> 00:51:51,809 And hell, I think they're right! 977 00:51:51,844 --> 00:51:54,944 My theory is that not only is your blood the right type, 978 00:51:54,979 --> 00:51:57,353 but you and Jack have Rektor DNA. 979 00:51:57,388 --> 00:52:00,653 Your great grandpa Wilbur Chambers 980 00:52:00,688 --> 00:52:05,889 married a Lydia Riechtor, which could have been Rektor. 981 00:52:05,924 --> 00:52:07,627 Vampires are changing their fucking names 982 00:52:07,662 --> 00:52:08,694 all the time, 983 00:52:08,729 --> 00:52:11,367 That's why they're after you. 984 00:52:11,402 --> 00:52:15,800 'Cause they think you and Jack are part of the family. 985 00:52:15,835 --> 00:52:17,637 So, we gotta go now. 986 00:52:17,672 --> 00:52:19,210 - We're not ready. - Why not? 987 00:52:19,245 --> 00:52:20,772 We've gotta prepare. 988 00:52:20,807 --> 00:52:22,675 I thought that's what we've been doing. 989 00:52:22,710 --> 00:52:24,974 I've been killing vamps a long time, honey. 990 00:52:25,009 --> 00:52:28,384 Steven Rektor, that son of a bitch, 991 00:52:28,419 --> 00:52:29,616 he ain't no ordinary vampire. 992 00:52:29,651 --> 00:52:30,651 Nope. 993 00:52:30,685 --> 00:52:32,685 He's a dark lord, 994 00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:35,721 whose royal bloodline goes back to the very beginning. 995 00:52:35,756 --> 00:52:37,558 Now, you take him out, 996 00:52:37,593 --> 00:52:39,802 you take out one of the biggest vamp syndicates of all time. 997 00:52:39,826 --> 00:52:42,299 I can't believe this is my fucking life right now. 998 00:52:42,334 --> 00:52:46,204 Okay. Rektor's birthday as on record is 1921. 999 00:52:47,636 --> 00:52:51,506 Now, a vampire's natural lifespan is of course endless. 1000 00:52:51,541 --> 00:52:53,838 But no financial or real estate records 1001 00:52:53,873 --> 00:52:56,313 ever show one vampire ever living past 1002 00:52:56,348 --> 00:52:56,874 the century mark. 1003 00:52:56,909 --> 00:52:58,612 What does that mean? 1004 00:52:58,647 --> 00:53:00,416 It means after 100 years, 1005 00:53:00,451 --> 00:53:03,584 they simply vanish into thin air. 1006 00:53:03,619 --> 00:53:05,883 So you're saying that Rektor is near the... 1007 00:53:05,918 --> 00:53:07,885 expiration date. 1008 00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:11,988 But he's also immortal, so what does that mean? 1009 00:53:12,023 --> 00:53:15,596 Vampires age and die just like you and me. 1010 00:53:15,631 --> 00:53:18,533 But their spirit never does. 1011 00:53:18,568 --> 00:53:21,866 They simply move on to a new host. 1012 00:53:21,901 --> 00:53:23,769 Somebody they feel can carry on their legacy. 1013 00:53:23,804 --> 00:53:25,870 Yup, yup, that's Jack. 1014 00:53:27,643 --> 00:53:28,939 I've been waiting for you. 1015 00:53:32,076 --> 00:53:33,350 Wow, man. 1016 00:53:33,385 --> 00:53:34,747 You look so... 1017 00:53:34,782 --> 00:53:35,814 Real. 1018 00:53:35,849 --> 00:53:37,750 Yeah. 1019 00:53:37,785 --> 00:53:39,389 What... and dude, this place, it's... 1020 00:53:39,424 --> 00:53:40,951 It's ah... 1021 00:53:40,986 --> 00:53:43,492 You know, it's strange, it kind of reminds me of, um... 1022 00:53:43,527 --> 00:53:44,790 Winston's Bar and Grill? 1023 00:53:46,398 --> 00:53:47,661 Yeah. 1024 00:53:47,696 --> 00:53:48,530 Dude. 1025 00:53:48,565 --> 00:53:49,663 Oh, yeah, no. 1026 00:53:49,698 --> 00:53:52,633 Man, I... I used to work here. 1027 00:53:52,668 --> 00:53:54,899 I mean not here, you know the... the real one. 1028 00:53:54,934 --> 00:53:56,736 Not virtual, but... 1029 00:53:56,771 --> 00:53:58,639 Yeah, no, I... I was the DJ. 1030 00:54:00,511 --> 00:54:02,742 I mean to be honest, I was pretty fucking bad. 1031 00:54:04,012 --> 00:54:08,319 Umm, but this place is where I made my first YouTube videos 1032 00:54:08,354 --> 00:54:09,078 with my roommate. 1033 00:54:09,113 --> 00:54:10,915 It's uh... 1034 00:54:10,950 --> 00:54:12,983 How did you know? 1035 00:54:13,018 --> 00:54:14,655 I know everything about you. 1036 00:54:14,690 --> 00:54:20,023 Your high school crush to your first viral video. 1037 00:54:20,058 --> 00:54:23,059 The first million dollars you ever made. 1038 00:54:23,094 --> 00:54:26,634 The day you met Liz to the exact amount of money 1039 00:54:26,669 --> 00:54:29,604 in your checking account right now. 1040 00:54:30,904 --> 00:54:32,772 Yeah. Oh, shit, uh... 1041 00:54:32,807 --> 00:54:35,808 You... about that, umm, Mr. Rektor, 1042 00:54:35,843 --> 00:54:38,514 the reason that account is so low is just because, 1043 00:54:38,549 --> 00:54:40,813 you know, our overheads are so high. 1044 00:54:40,848 --> 00:54:43,079 Uh, but I can assure you Stream Team's value 1045 00:54:43,114 --> 00:54:44,817 is still rocking high. 1046 00:54:44,852 --> 00:54:47,919 We don't care about all that. 1047 00:54:47,954 --> 00:54:50,889 Jack, everything you think you know about the world, 1048 00:54:50,924 --> 00:54:53,694 it's all about to change. 1049 00:54:53,729 --> 00:54:56,433 You are about to change. 1050 00:54:56,468 --> 00:54:57,698 I am? 1051 00:54:57,733 --> 00:55:01,339 It's time for your next evolutionary step. 1052 00:55:05,444 --> 00:55:07,070 Sorry, I... 1053 00:55:07,105 --> 00:55:08,676 I think I'm a bit confused. 1054 00:55:08,711 --> 00:55:12,416 Umm, when you say... What do you mean... 1055 00:55:17,522 --> 00:55:20,589 Huh, what's going on? 1056 00:55:25,827 --> 00:55:26,827 Umm... 1057 00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:33,800 Hey guys, very funny. 1058 00:55:33,835 --> 00:55:35,769 I get it. 1059 00:55:35,804 --> 00:55:38,044 You know I thought this was gonna be like a VR experience 1060 00:55:38,070 --> 00:55:41,038 on a beach, you know or in space. 1061 00:55:41,073 --> 00:55:42,941 Something. 1062 00:56:17,549 --> 00:56:19,516 Can someone let me out of here, please? 1063 00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:24,620 Oh, come on, okay. 1064 00:56:28,054 --> 00:56:30,494 Umm, okay, so, that was great. 1065 00:56:30,529 --> 00:56:33,123 I'm... I'm sorry, I... I... I have to go. 1066 00:56:33,158 --> 00:56:35,026 It was... It was nice meeting you guys, 1067 00:56:35,061 --> 00:56:36,896 but umm, listen, I'm sorry. 1068 00:56:36,931 --> 00:56:39,063 I uh, I... I really gotta go. 1069 00:56:39,098 --> 00:56:40,064 You're not going anywhere. 1070 00:56:40,099 --> 00:56:40,998 Sorry, Jack. 1071 00:56:41,034 --> 00:56:43,100 No, no, it's cool. No need to apologize. 1072 00:56:43,135 --> 00:56:44,838 I'm just gonna let myself out. 1073 00:56:44,873 --> 00:56:46,033 It was nice meeting you guys. 1074 00:56:47,172 --> 00:56:48,172 Liz? 1075 00:56:50,109 --> 00:56:51,207 Hi. 1076 00:56:53,046 --> 00:56:55,552 Baby. Oh, my God, baby. 1077 00:56:59,250 --> 00:57:00,250 Baby. 1078 00:57:01,824 --> 00:57:03,527 Are you okay? 1079 00:57:03,562 --> 00:57:05,254 Never better. 1080 00:57:05,289 --> 00:57:06,728 Baby, we... we... we gotta go. 1081 00:57:06,763 --> 00:57:08,532 - Now. - No. 1082 00:57:08,567 --> 00:57:10,160 - Why? - Why? 1083 00:57:10,195 --> 00:57:11,195 We made it, baby. 1084 00:57:11,229 --> 00:57:12,866 No, no, we didn't. 1085 00:57:12,901 --> 00:57:14,131 This place is a fucking trap. 1086 00:57:14,166 --> 00:57:15,737 Baby, we gotta go. 1087 00:57:15,772 --> 00:57:16,573 Kiss me. 1088 00:57:16,608 --> 00:57:17,574 Now? 1089 00:57:17,609 --> 00:57:19,037 Kiss me. 1090 00:57:19,072 --> 00:57:20,170 Oh, shit! 1091 00:57:20,205 --> 00:57:21,743 Oh, shit. You're one of them. 1092 00:57:21,778 --> 00:57:23,272 Eternal life, Jack. 1093 00:57:23,307 --> 00:57:24,173 Think about it. 1094 00:57:24,208 --> 00:57:26,176 We have more money, power, and success 1095 00:57:26,211 --> 00:57:27,650 than we ever imagined. 1096 00:57:27,685 --> 00:57:29,784 It's the Holy Grail, Jack. 1097 00:57:29,819 --> 00:57:32,281 No, no, no, I'm sorry, this is not okay. 1098 00:57:32,316 --> 00:57:33,557 I can't... 1099 00:57:33,592 --> 00:57:35,559 We can't be like these people. 1100 00:57:35,594 --> 00:57:37,693 We just need to get you to a hospital. 1101 00:57:37,728 --> 00:57:39,992 You know, there's still time. We can reverse this. 1102 00:57:40,027 --> 00:57:42,731 Oh, fuck fangs, oh, God. 1103 00:57:42,766 --> 00:57:43,766 Oh. 1104 00:57:47,034 --> 00:57:48,770 Ah. 1105 00:57:48,805 --> 00:57:49,903 Goodnight, Jack. 1106 00:58:09,991 --> 00:58:11,221 Let me out of here. 1107 00:58:11,256 --> 00:58:13,696 Oh, let's not be difficult here. 1108 00:58:13,731 --> 00:58:15,258 You should be grateful. 1109 00:58:15,293 --> 00:58:18,228 You're about to be a king, and join the spirits 1110 00:58:18,263 --> 00:58:20,065 with the longest bloodline in the world. 1111 00:58:22,135 --> 00:58:24,707 Please, I'm begging you. 1112 00:58:24,742 --> 00:58:25,774 There's been a mistake. 1113 00:58:25,809 --> 00:58:27,677 This isn't what we signed up for. 1114 00:58:27,712 --> 00:58:28,878 Page six. 1115 00:58:28,913 --> 00:58:31,780 A full transference of all of Steven and Beverly Rektor's 1116 00:58:31,815 --> 00:58:34,343 assets, including their own personal DNA. 1117 00:58:34,378 --> 00:58:36,785 You did read the contract, correct? 1118 00:58:39,383 --> 00:58:42,857 Look, whatever you're planning, just find someone else, okay? 1119 00:58:42,892 --> 00:58:46,190 I'm... I'm not gonna tell anyone, I promise. 1120 00:58:46,225 --> 00:58:47,895 We don't want anyone. 1121 00:58:47,930 --> 00:58:49,996 We chose you. 1122 00:58:50,031 --> 00:58:52,834 Chose me for what? 1123 00:58:52,869 --> 00:58:55,034 Welcome to the family. 1124 00:58:55,069 --> 00:58:56,134 What, no! 1125 00:58:56,169 --> 00:58:58,708 No, please. No. 1126 00:59:03,308 --> 00:59:07,915 Well, full transition, less than an hour. 1127 00:59:07,950 --> 00:59:09,917 An hour? I saw him like an hour ago. 1128 00:59:09,952 --> 00:59:11,633 That's why I'm saying we should be going now. 1129 00:59:11,657 --> 00:59:14,922 These bastards are the most vicious, the strongest, 1130 00:59:14,957 --> 00:59:18,156 fastest, most vile motherfuckers on this planet. 1131 00:59:18,191 --> 00:59:20,763 The games are over, honey. 1132 00:59:20,798 --> 00:59:21,597 You walk in that house, 1133 00:59:21,632 --> 00:59:23,326 chances are you'll get exsanguinated 1134 00:59:23,361 --> 00:59:25,834 in less than a minute walking through the door. 1135 00:59:25,869 --> 00:59:26,869 Sounds fun. 1136 00:59:26,903 --> 00:59:29,266 Hey, I'm serious. 1137 00:59:29,301 --> 00:59:30,674 You gotta follow my lead. 1138 00:59:33,679 --> 00:59:35,119 Whatever it takes to save my brother. 1139 00:59:37,980 --> 00:59:40,651 You know I always thought I'd die alone. 1140 00:59:40,686 --> 00:59:42,147 It's nice to know I got some company. 1141 00:59:45,691 --> 00:59:47,284 Always aim for the chest. 1142 00:59:47,319 --> 00:59:51,123 A wooden stake or a silver blade through the heart, 1143 00:59:51,158 --> 00:59:53,796 are the only proven way to kill these bastards. 1144 00:59:53,831 --> 00:59:55,951 How... how long have you been killing these things for? 1145 00:59:57,703 --> 00:59:58,999 A long fucking time. 1146 00:59:59,034 --> 01:00:00,363 Come on. 1147 01:00:00,398 --> 01:00:03,740 Countermeasures, always have 'em on you. 1148 01:00:03,775 --> 01:00:06,204 Crosses, the fear of God slows 'em down. 1149 01:00:06,239 --> 01:00:08,206 But mine packs an extra punch. 1150 01:00:08,241 --> 01:00:09,405 Cute. 1151 01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,242 Holy water. 1152 01:00:11,277 --> 01:00:13,145 Only use this as a last resort 1153 01:00:13,180 --> 01:00:15,213 when shit really hits the fan, okay? 1154 01:00:15,248 --> 01:00:18,986 And no self-respecting vampire hunter 1155 01:00:19,021 --> 01:00:20,901 ever leaves home without a pack of these babies. 1156 01:00:22,761 --> 01:00:25,355 Liquid garlic. 1157 01:00:25,390 --> 01:00:29,766 Explodes on contact with any vamp scum. 1158 01:00:29,801 --> 01:00:31,768 Huh, vamp scum? 1159 01:00:31,803 --> 01:00:34,034 Yeah. What? 1160 01:00:34,069 --> 01:00:35,035 Nothing. 1161 01:00:35,070 --> 01:00:36,806 It's a cool nickname. 1162 01:00:36,841 --> 01:00:38,467 And last but sure as shit not least, 1163 01:00:38,502 --> 01:00:40,304 there's the four-second rule. 1164 01:00:40,339 --> 01:00:42,251 Now, a typical vampire just wants to drain your blood 1165 01:00:42,275 --> 01:00:44,913 and leave you for dead, right? 1166 01:00:44,948 --> 01:00:48,950 But if you get fangs in with the dark Lord or his ilk, 1167 01:00:48,985 --> 01:00:51,953 you got exactly four Mississippis to get 'em out 1168 01:00:51,988 --> 01:00:52,787 before you turn. 1169 01:00:52,822 --> 01:00:55,385 And if you do turn, I got no choice, 1170 01:00:55,420 --> 01:00:58,454 but to stake your ass to the grave. 1171 01:00:58,489 --> 01:01:00,027 Ditto. 1172 01:01:01,525 --> 01:01:02,997 Fat chance, kid. 1173 01:01:05,837 --> 01:01:07,232 We're close. 1174 01:01:08,774 --> 01:01:11,104 Anything else I should know? 1175 01:01:11,139 --> 01:01:14,338 Yeah, yeah, there is. 1176 01:01:14,373 --> 01:01:16,912 We're gonna do everything we can to help your brother. 1177 01:01:16,947 --> 01:01:22,214 But there are thousands of lives at stake here. 1178 01:01:22,249 --> 01:01:24,480 Now, we got three hours till sunrise 1179 01:01:24,515 --> 01:01:26,526 and a lot of vampire ass to kick between now and then. 1180 01:01:26,550 --> 01:01:30,288 So, are you ready? 1181 01:01:30,323 --> 01:01:33,126 Actually give me one second. 1182 01:01:33,161 --> 01:01:34,996 What the hell are you doing? 1183 01:01:35,031 --> 01:01:37,262 I may have missed the semi-finals, 1184 01:01:37,297 --> 01:01:39,506 I'm gonna show the league that I'm good enough to go pro. 1185 01:01:39,530 --> 01:01:41,266 You're filming this? 1186 01:01:41,301 --> 01:01:42,905 Got a problem with that? 1187 01:01:42,940 --> 01:01:43,906 Do I have a choice? 1188 01:01:43,941 --> 01:01:45,809 No, not really. 1189 01:01:45,844 --> 01:01:47,976 Alright, locked and loaded. 1190 01:02:57,344 --> 01:02:58,043 Holy crap, guys. 1191 01:02:58,078 --> 01:03:00,015 Flynn Chambers is back on live. 1192 01:03:00,050 --> 01:03:01,216 Oh, my gosh. 1193 01:03:01,251 --> 01:03:04,052 And it looks like she's in a secret bunker with her dad. 1194 01:03:04,087 --> 01:03:04,753 That's not her dad. 1195 01:03:04,788 --> 01:03:06,956 Her dad died three years ago. 1196 01:03:06,991 --> 01:03:09,222 Let's just say it, her outfit's pretty badass. 1197 01:03:09,257 --> 01:03:10,388 She looks like she can kill. 1198 01:03:10,423 --> 01:03:11,862 And the whole bow and arrow thing 1199 01:03:11,897 --> 01:03:13,897 is very Fortnite 2019. 1200 01:03:13,932 --> 01:03:16,460 But she's bringing it back and I'm here for it. 1201 01:03:16,495 --> 01:03:18,033 This stuff is legit scary though. 1202 01:03:18,068 --> 01:03:19,628 We need to find out who that guy is. 1203 01:03:19,663 --> 01:03:20,530 Yeah, for real. 1204 01:03:20,565 --> 01:03:22,433 That guy is mad sus. 1205 01:03:22,468 --> 01:03:24,006 Wait, look... Looks like she's starting. 1206 01:03:24,041 --> 01:03:25,975 Shhh. 1207 01:03:45,095 --> 01:03:46,424 Whoa, whoa. 1208 01:03:46,459 --> 01:03:48,965 Easy here, ladies. 1209 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,494 Easy, girls. 1210 01:03:50,529 --> 01:03:51,594 Easy now. 1211 01:04:00,473 --> 01:04:01,912 A little help here! 1212 01:04:13,288 --> 01:04:15,123 A little help here! 1213 01:04:30,503 --> 01:04:31,634 Oh. 1214 01:04:38,247 --> 01:04:40,049 Nice reflexes there, lady. 1215 01:04:40,084 --> 01:04:43,085 Fuck you very much. 1216 01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:44,548 Here. 1217 01:04:44,583 --> 01:04:46,451 Rektor's close. 1218 01:04:46,486 --> 01:04:48,552 I can feel it. 1219 01:04:48,587 --> 01:04:52,127 So when we find Rektor, how do we take him down? 1220 01:04:52,162 --> 01:04:56,593 Yeah, thanks for reminding me. 1221 01:04:56,628 --> 01:04:58,529 Are you fucking kidding me? 1222 01:04:58,564 --> 01:05:00,003 You insane? 1223 01:05:00,038 --> 01:05:02,038 When I said I'd alone, I wasn't fucking. 1224 01:05:07,672 --> 01:05:11,278 There's no known way to kill a Dark Lord or his queen. 1225 01:05:11,313 --> 01:05:13,379 I'm just looking for some way, any way 1226 01:05:13,414 --> 01:05:15,183 to break the cycle and in the transition 1227 01:05:15,218 --> 01:05:16,987 maybe save your brother. 1228 01:05:17,022 --> 01:05:18,417 Alright. 1229 01:05:18,452 --> 01:05:21,420 The simple fact is ain't nobody ever done that 1230 01:05:21,455 --> 01:05:23,389 and lived to tell the tale. 1231 01:05:23,424 --> 01:05:26,997 Nobody but nobody in a thousand years 1232 01:05:27,032 --> 01:05:29,098 has ever successfully taken down the leader 1233 01:05:29,133 --> 01:05:30,433 of a vampire syndicate. 1234 01:05:30,468 --> 01:05:33,729 In fact, there's only been three documented attempts. 1235 01:05:33,764 --> 01:05:38,074 First, is none other than the inspiration for Dracula himself. 1236 01:05:38,109 --> 01:05:39,735 Vlad the Impaler. 1237 01:05:39,770 --> 01:05:42,474 A brutal leader who, as legend has it, 1238 01:05:42,509 --> 01:05:47,050 dipped pieces of bread in bowls of his victims' blood. 1239 01:05:47,085 --> 01:05:49,712 He staked their bodies all over Eastern Europe. 1240 01:05:49,747 --> 01:05:53,254 But not documented, Vlad was almost defeated 1241 01:05:53,289 --> 01:05:57,027 by a Bavarian goldsmith named Syd the Shylock. 1242 01:05:57,062 --> 01:05:59,623 Trapped Vlad with the aid of his cousin, Esther, 1243 01:05:59,658 --> 01:06:00,924 who well may be a whore. 1244 01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:03,660 And he fed him divine water and garlic injections 1245 01:06:03,695 --> 01:06:05,629 for three weeks straight. 1246 01:06:05,664 --> 01:06:08,302 But one morning when Syd left for town, 1247 01:06:08,337 --> 01:06:10,139 Vlad seduced Esther, 1248 01:06:10,174 --> 01:06:13,538 with the promise of a real apple. 1249 01:06:13,573 --> 01:06:15,672 It was very rare those days. 1250 01:06:15,707 --> 01:06:18,114 And that was the end of Syd and Esther and the last time 1251 01:06:18,149 --> 01:06:22,778 anybody ever saw or heard of Vlad the Impaler. 1252 01:06:22,813 --> 01:06:25,187 And then there's Jack the Ripper. 1253 01:06:25,222 --> 01:06:26,463 Most consider the Welsh murderer, 1254 01:06:26,487 --> 01:06:28,223 the very first serial killer, 1255 01:06:28,258 --> 01:06:31,292 but while Scotland Yard was desperate to catch Jack, 1256 01:06:31,327 --> 01:06:34,658 one detective, Frederick George Abberline, 1257 01:06:34,693 --> 01:06:36,198 knew the truth. 1258 01:06:36,233 --> 01:06:38,365 Jack wasn't a serial killer. 1259 01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:40,763 He was the leader of a Welsh vampire syndicate, 1260 01:06:40,798 --> 01:06:43,106 known as The Blood Prince. 1261 01:06:44,868 --> 01:06:48,078 And our friend Frederick almost busted the entire ring. 1262 01:06:48,113 --> 01:06:50,476 Killed dozens of vamps including several members 1263 01:06:50,511 --> 01:06:52,346 of Jack's own family. 1264 01:06:52,381 --> 01:06:55,679 But even with the most inventive steampunk armory, 1265 01:06:55,714 --> 01:06:57,549 some of which we still use today, 1266 01:06:57,584 --> 01:07:00,486 his tactics were no match for the Ripper. 1267 01:07:00,521 --> 01:07:02,719 The Blood Prince seduced Frederick 1268 01:07:02,754 --> 01:07:06,789 with the one thing the detective always wanted, 1269 01:07:06,824 --> 01:07:08,758 dental surgery. 1270 01:07:08,793 --> 01:07:11,200 Which brings us to the Rektor's, 1271 01:07:11,235 --> 01:07:15,600 this creepy fucking bunker, and our sorry asses. 1272 01:07:15,635 --> 01:07:17,800 Yeah, well, I'm not down for a suicide mission, bro. 1273 01:07:17,835 --> 01:07:18,735 Okay, you're gonna need to give me something else 1274 01:07:18,770 --> 01:07:20,407 to work with. 1275 01:07:20,442 --> 01:07:22,541 According to the great prophecy, 1276 01:07:22,576 --> 01:07:24,708 there's one way to kill a Dark Lord, 1277 01:07:24,743 --> 01:07:26,710 and that's for him to get fanged 1278 01:07:26,745 --> 01:07:29,119 by somebody from his own blood order, 1279 01:07:29,154 --> 01:07:32,683 i.e. somebody that he himself converted. 1280 01:07:33,819 --> 01:07:37,127 That right there is just downright impossible, honey. 1281 01:07:37,162 --> 01:07:38,524 There has to be another way. 1282 01:07:38,559 --> 01:07:41,296 Now, you find that out. 1283 01:07:42,563 --> 01:07:44,332 And you let me know, okay. 1284 01:07:49,933 --> 01:07:52,472 Our guests have arrived. 1285 01:07:52,507 --> 01:07:54,738 Rektor's bodyguard. 1286 01:07:54,773 --> 01:07:57,873 Might be the only one that knows where your brother is now. 1287 01:07:57,908 --> 01:08:00,183 Hey buddy, how you doing? 1288 01:08:02,517 --> 01:08:03,714 More coming to your way. 1289 01:08:07,819 --> 01:08:09,522 I bet you're wondering why the big guy 1290 01:08:09,557 --> 01:08:11,491 didn't take us down? 1291 01:08:11,526 --> 01:08:14,296 Well, because he knows and I know, 1292 01:08:14,331 --> 01:08:15,792 we're already dead. 1293 01:08:17,466 --> 01:08:18,630 Alright. 1294 01:08:20,205 --> 01:08:21,831 Are you ready for this? 1295 01:08:21,866 --> 01:08:24,504 Because things are about to go from mildly nightmarish 1296 01:08:24,539 --> 01:08:27,177 to completely batshit fucking crazy. 1297 01:08:27,212 --> 01:08:28,145 Hmm? 1298 01:08:28,180 --> 01:08:30,213 What do you think, they're waiting for us? 1299 01:08:30,248 --> 01:08:31,544 What the fuck do you think? 1300 01:08:33,845 --> 01:08:36,318 All the shit we do for family. 1301 01:09:13,324 --> 01:09:15,258 Oh, my God. 1302 01:09:15,293 --> 01:09:17,491 That's the worst thing I've ever seen. 1303 01:09:17,526 --> 01:09:19,691 All that blood for one vampire? 1304 01:09:19,726 --> 01:09:20,989 Not just one. 1305 01:09:21,024 --> 01:09:22,991 You see all them tube feeders? 1306 01:09:23,026 --> 01:09:25,367 Means this vamp ring is a lot bigger than I thought. 1307 01:09:27,833 --> 01:09:28,898 Come on. 1308 01:09:37,744 --> 01:09:39,480 Oh, my God. 1309 01:09:39,515 --> 01:09:40,976 - Looks like a... - Trap. 1310 01:09:46,984 --> 01:09:48,522 Jack? 1311 01:09:48,557 --> 01:09:50,590 Jack, Jack, come on. 1312 01:09:50,625 --> 01:09:52,295 Jack, look, Jack, you have to wake up. 1313 01:09:52,330 --> 01:09:53,527 Please. Jack? 1314 01:09:53,562 --> 01:09:55,265 Stop. 1315 01:09:57,533 --> 01:09:59,632 Mr. Jones. 1316 01:09:59,667 --> 01:10:00,501 Welcome to the party. 1317 01:10:00,536 --> 01:10:01,997 Hello, bitch. 1318 01:10:02,032 --> 01:10:03,372 Flynn. 1319 01:10:03,407 --> 01:10:05,902 Hey, where is he, vamp scum? 1320 01:10:05,937 --> 01:10:08,377 He's been waiting for you. 1321 01:10:08,412 --> 01:10:10,478 Where is he? 1322 01:10:12,548 --> 01:10:14,581 Oh, I'm sorry, was that a question? 1323 01:10:14,616 --> 01:10:17,419 'Cause I thought you knew everything about us. 1324 01:10:17,454 --> 01:10:18,454 Try me. 1325 01:10:26,364 --> 01:10:28,760 Jesus, fuck. 1326 01:10:28,795 --> 01:10:30,894 They've been hiding his decline for years. 1327 01:10:30,929 --> 01:10:33,369 That's Rektor? 1328 01:10:33,404 --> 01:10:34,700 Who did we speak to before? 1329 01:10:34,735 --> 01:10:36,570 Goddamn deepfake program. 1330 01:10:36,605 --> 01:10:38,341 Remember, trust nobody. 1331 01:10:38,376 --> 01:10:40,706 Believe nothing. 1332 01:10:40,741 --> 01:10:44,545 And this piece of shit, it's been a long time coming, 1333 01:10:44,580 --> 01:10:47,779 you bloodsucking megalomaniac shitfucker. 1334 01:10:47,814 --> 01:10:51,552 Now, huh, we meet at last. 1335 01:10:51,587 --> 01:10:53,015 Well, not exactly. 1336 01:10:58,726 --> 01:11:00,759 You missed them by about an hour. 1337 01:11:00,794 --> 01:11:03,058 We did? 1338 01:11:03,093 --> 01:11:05,335 Beverly Rektor has safely transitioned 1339 01:11:05,370 --> 01:11:07,062 to her new host body. 1340 01:11:10,804 --> 01:11:13,035 What about this piece of shit? 1341 01:11:13,070 --> 01:11:15,609 Oh, well, Steven is somewhere in transit, 1342 01:11:15,644 --> 01:11:17,974 as his host completes his transfusion. 1343 01:11:20,077 --> 01:11:21,648 Once the royal blood is in, 1344 01:11:21,683 --> 01:11:24,882 it means the spirit can finally bind the body. 1345 01:11:24,917 --> 01:11:27,588 It's the final step. 1346 01:11:27,623 --> 01:11:28,556 I'm sorry, darling. 1347 01:11:28,591 --> 01:11:29,591 No! 1348 01:11:32,023 --> 01:11:34,925 No fucking way. 1349 01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:37,730 He didn't know what he was getting into, alright? 1350 01:11:37,765 --> 01:11:40,502 You can do whatever the hell you want with her. 1351 01:11:40,537 --> 01:11:41,965 Stay the fuck away from my brother. 1352 01:11:44,442 --> 01:11:46,640 Think they'll just kill each other? 1353 01:11:46,675 --> 01:11:49,610 Have fun draining, Mr. Jones. 1354 01:11:49,645 --> 01:11:51,909 I'm gonna make sure the sister stays in the family. 1355 01:11:52,879 --> 01:11:55,517 Holy shit. 1356 01:11:55,552 --> 01:11:57,519 They want you to be the liaison. 1357 01:11:59,721 --> 01:12:01,853 It's a half-vampire, half-human 1358 01:12:01,888 --> 01:12:04,889 bound to the do the bidding of the king and queen, forever. 1359 01:12:06,959 --> 01:12:08,123 No. 1360 01:12:08,158 --> 01:12:09,191 That's not gonna happen. 1361 01:12:09,226 --> 01:12:11,665 I've always wanted to taste someone's integrity. 1362 01:12:13,768 --> 01:12:15,097 Bring it, vamp scum. 1363 01:12:25,681 --> 01:12:26,779 That was easy. 1364 01:12:44,898 --> 01:12:46,062 Jesus! 1365 01:13:10,055 --> 01:13:12,495 Get the hell off me, you fucking vamp. 1366 01:13:21,869 --> 01:13:22,869 Die, bitch. 1367 01:13:29,811 --> 01:13:31,613 Did she? 1368 01:13:31,648 --> 01:13:32,779 Am I? 1369 01:13:32,814 --> 01:13:34,814 Nah, you're good. 1370 01:13:44,056 --> 01:13:46,221 Alright, let's shut this shit down. 1371 01:13:46,256 --> 01:13:47,256 Shall we? 1372 01:13:49,094 --> 01:13:51,094 I'm sorry, guys. 1373 01:13:51,129 --> 01:13:54,196 He's mine now. 1374 01:13:54,231 --> 01:13:56,770 Don't listen to her. She's a queen now. 1375 01:13:56,805 --> 01:13:57,837 Not her true self. 1376 01:13:57,872 --> 01:14:00,070 No, no, that's Liz. 1377 01:14:02,074 --> 01:14:04,514 I'm gonna gut this bitch once and for all. 1378 01:14:04,549 --> 01:14:06,879 Oh, sweetie, try me. 1379 01:14:16,154 --> 01:14:17,692 A little help here! 1380 01:14:19,762 --> 01:14:21,597 No! 1381 01:15:10,879 --> 01:15:12,142 Flynn! 1382 01:15:12,177 --> 01:15:14,716 Fucking queen, don't let her get away! 1383 01:16:01,358 --> 01:16:02,841 - Press the blood. - Where's the button? 1384 01:16:02,865 --> 01:16:04,161 Press the fucking blood. 1385 01:16:04,196 --> 01:16:05,767 Aahh... 1386 01:16:05,802 --> 01:16:07,164 The plan is not exactly simple. 1387 01:16:07,199 --> 01:16:09,166 Feeding Rektor back his own royal blood 1388 01:16:09,201 --> 01:16:10,201 takes a lot of steps. 1389 01:16:10,236 --> 01:16:11,379 So, to make it clear, for all you 1390 01:16:11,403 --> 01:16:15,007 YouTubing, TikToking cocksuckers out there, 1391 01:16:15,042 --> 01:16:16,042 here are some tips. 1392 01:17:13,364 --> 01:17:14,770 Aaah! Help. 1393 01:17:14,805 --> 01:17:16,706 Oh, my God, Flynn. 1394 01:17:18,171 --> 01:17:19,412 Please get me out of this thing. 1395 01:17:19,436 --> 01:17:21,106 Come on. 1396 01:17:21,141 --> 01:17:24,373 Look. 1397 01:17:24,408 --> 01:17:25,847 Oh, God. 1398 01:17:34,022 --> 01:17:35,890 Ah, you thought I forgot. 1399 01:17:35,925 --> 01:17:38,156 So, the third and perhaps the closest, 1400 01:17:38,191 --> 01:17:40,730 anybody's ever come to busting a syndicate 1401 01:17:40,765 --> 01:17:45,867 happened in the afternoon of November 24th in 1971. 1402 01:17:45,902 --> 01:17:48,804 A charismatic vamp posing as an ad man 1403 01:17:48,839 --> 01:17:50,905 was well on his way to manipulating the masses 1404 01:17:50,940 --> 01:17:53,303 through Madison Avenue and forming a movement 1405 01:17:53,338 --> 01:17:55,811 to create large feeding areas 1406 01:17:55,846 --> 01:17:58,946 that would later become known as discos. 1407 01:17:58,981 --> 01:18:01,949 But on his way to triumph, he was double crossed 1408 01:18:01,984 --> 01:18:03,150 by a royal member 1409 01:18:03,185 --> 01:18:05,920 who was determined to use this disco concept 1410 01:18:05,955 --> 01:18:09,220 for a long time dream to become a popstar. 1411 01:18:09,255 --> 01:18:12,520 She sold out the ad man to an elite group of slayers, 1412 01:18:12,555 --> 01:18:17,800 who staged a coup on a flight from Portland to Seattle. 1413 01:18:17,835 --> 01:18:18,968 Sensing danger, 1414 01:18:19,003 --> 01:18:22,002 the now iconic bloodsucker, otherwise known 1415 01:18:22,037 --> 01:18:25,401 by the name of D.B. Cooper disappeared forever. 1416 01:18:27,306 --> 01:18:29,108 - Oh, fuck me! - Oh. 1417 01:18:29,143 --> 01:18:31,275 Oh, God. Whoa. 1418 01:18:31,310 --> 01:18:33,211 Oh, my God, oh, my God, Flynn. 1419 01:18:33,246 --> 01:18:34,289 I'm so sorry, you were right. 1420 01:18:34,313 --> 01:18:35,851 You were right about all of it. 1421 01:18:35,886 --> 01:18:36,951 I know, what else is new? 1422 01:18:38,119 --> 01:18:39,415 Please get me out of this thing. 1423 01:18:39,450 --> 01:18:41,857 - Come on. - Uhhh. 1424 01:18:41,892 --> 01:18:44,222 Oh, my God. 1425 01:18:44,257 --> 01:18:45,927 - Are we too late? - Oh, yeah. 1426 01:18:45,962 --> 01:18:48,325 Listen, you did a pretty good job. 1427 01:18:48,360 --> 01:18:49,491 - Yeah. - What about this? 1428 01:18:49,526 --> 01:18:50,526 Oh, yeah. 1429 01:18:54,971 --> 01:18:57,091 You got three minutes to get your brother out of here. 1430 01:18:59,437 --> 01:19:01,844 Hey, it was pretty fun, wasn't it? 1431 01:19:01,879 --> 01:19:03,373 Huh? 1432 01:19:03,408 --> 01:19:05,177 Not really. 1433 01:19:05,212 --> 01:19:06,212 It's alright. 1434 01:19:08,413 --> 01:19:11,051 Let's go. It was nice meeting you again. 1435 01:19:11,086 --> 01:19:14,318 Hey, remember, trust nobody. 1436 01:19:16,190 --> 01:19:18,025 Believe nothing. 1437 01:19:37,442 --> 01:19:38,442 Flynn! 1438 01:20:06,207 --> 01:20:07,305 Come on, let's go. 1439 01:20:26,491 --> 01:20:27,622 It's vamp time. 1440 01:20:27,657 --> 01:20:30,493 ♪ I'll be loving you ♪ 1441 01:20:33,498 --> 01:20:36,972 ♪ Always ♪ 1442 01:20:38,701 --> 01:20:45,112 ♪ With a love that's true ♪ 1443 01:20:45,147 --> 01:20:50,348 ♪ Always ♪ 1444 01:20:50,383 --> 01:20:56,123 ♪ When the things you plan ♪ 1445 01:20:56,158 --> 01:21:01,425 ♪ Need a helping hand ♪ 1446 01:21:01,460 --> 01:21:07,299 ♪ I will understand ♪ 1447 01:21:07,334 --> 01:21:11,270 ♪ Always ♪ 1448 01:21:11,305 --> 01:21:13,338 ♪ Always ♪ 1449 01:21:13,373 --> 01:21:20,180 ♪ Days may not be fair ♪ 1450 01:21:20,215 --> 01:21:23,447 ♪ Always ♪ 1451 01:21:23,482 --> 01:21:24,415 Good show. 1452 01:21:24,450 --> 01:21:26,252 Elliot Jones did it. 1453 01:21:26,287 --> 01:21:27,720 Hoo, hoo! 1454 01:21:27,755 --> 01:21:31,224 So, if you're ever invited to an exclusive party 1455 01:21:31,259 --> 01:21:33,490 that you have no business being in 1456 01:21:33,525 --> 01:21:36,064 or offered a business opportunity 1457 01:21:36,099 --> 01:21:37,967 that is too good to be true. 1458 01:21:38,002 --> 01:21:39,364 Or you meet an impeccably-dressed 1459 01:21:39,399 --> 01:21:42,499 handsome billionaire who has a Red Room, 1460 01:21:42,534 --> 01:21:44,633 you need to ask yourself, 1461 01:21:44,668 --> 01:21:47,306 "Am I the prey or the predator?" 1462 01:21:50,179 --> 01:21:53,477 And "Do I have what it takes to be a motherfucking slayer?" 1463 01:22:16,172 --> 01:22:17,172 ♪ I am your master ♪ 1464 01:22:17,206 --> 01:22:18,403 ♪ Now sign your name ♪ 1465 01:22:18,438 --> 01:22:19,668 ♪ I am your master ♪ 1466 01:22:19,703 --> 01:22:21,736 ♪ Now sign your name ♪ 1467 01:22:42,660 --> 01:22:43,626 ♪ I am your master ♪ 1468 01:22:43,661 --> 01:22:45,133 ♪ Now sign your name ♪ 1469 01:22:45,168 --> 01:22:46,365 ♪ I am your master ♪ 1470 01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:47,630 ♪ Now sign your name ♪ 1471 01:22:54,375 --> 01:22:56,606 ♪ Is there a fighting machine gun ♪ 1472 01:22:56,641 --> 01:22:59,213 ♪ Faster than a running horse? ♪ 1473 01:22:59,248 --> 01:23:02,480 ♪ Do you have the ways to do by me ♪ 1474 01:23:02,515 --> 01:23:04,449 ♪ Half a man, half a beast ♪ 1475 01:23:06,090 --> 01:23:07,353 ♪ I am your master ♪ 1476 01:23:07,388 --> 01:23:08,651 ♪ Now sign your name ♪ 1477 01:23:08,686 --> 01:23:10,092 ♪ I am your master ♪ 1478 01:23:10,127 --> 01:23:12,028 ♪ Now sign your name ♪ 1479 01:23:18,333 --> 01:23:19,464 ♪ Turn in your name ♪ 1480 01:23:23,800 --> 01:23:26,207 ♪ Branded by a fighting machine gun ♪ 1481 01:23:26,242 --> 01:23:28,638 ♪ Faster than a running horse ♪ 1482 01:23:28,673 --> 01:23:32,081 ♪ Do you the ways to do by me ♪ 1483 01:23:32,116 --> 01:23:33,610 ♪ Half a man, half a beast ♪ 1484 01:23:35,647 --> 01:23:37,086 ♪ I am your master ♪ 1485 01:23:37,121 --> 01:23:38,351 ♪ Now sign your name ♪ 1486 01:23:38,386 --> 01:23:39,550 ♪ I am your master ♪ 1487 01:23:39,585 --> 01:23:41,618 ♪ Now sign your name ♪ 1488 01:23:47,395 --> 01:23:50,132 ♪ Never stop keeping ♪ 1489 01:23:50,167 --> 01:23:51,562 I know a lot of you have questions. 1490 01:23:51,597 --> 01:23:53,102 I definitely do. 1491 01:23:53,137 --> 01:23:55,731 Like is this a new promo for a new vampire movie? 1492 01:23:55,766 --> 01:23:58,140 If it's so, what's the name? 1493 01:23:58,175 --> 01:24:00,142 And I guess Jules finally quit the business. 1494 01:24:01,145 --> 01:24:02,782 And when is Liz's new nail kit coming out? 1495 01:24:02,806 --> 01:24:05,312 'Cause this bitch definitely needs it. 1496 01:24:05,347 --> 01:24:06,667 Sophie, what's our news for today? 1497 01:24:09,186 --> 01:24:11,219 Okay, guys, so I listen to MPR 1498 01:24:11,254 --> 01:24:14,585 and basically, everyone went missing from the compound. 1499 01:24:14,620 --> 01:24:17,588 And there are serious reports of foul play. 1500 01:24:17,623 --> 01:24:19,095 What's MPR, girl? 1501 01:24:20,494 --> 01:24:21,592 Idiot. 1502 01:24:23,530 --> 01:24:25,332 So today our plan is to look back 1503 01:24:25,367 --> 01:24:27,763 from the live streams and posts from the past few days. 1504 01:24:27,798 --> 01:24:28,831 But before we do that, 1505 01:24:28,866 --> 01:24:32,735 I gotta give a big shout-out to our sponsor, LIT. 1506 01:24:32,770 --> 01:24:36,178 It's a new deodorant for dudes like me and you. 1507 01:24:36,213 --> 01:24:38,444 Also don't forget to subscribe. 1508 01:24:38,479 --> 01:24:40,446 What about my sweatshirt sponsorship? 1509 01:24:40,481 --> 01:24:41,623 - No one cares about that. - No one cares. 1510 01:24:41,647 --> 01:24:43,515 But... but this. 106908

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