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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:36,196 Since the dawn of time... 2 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:43,504 there have been vampires. 3 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:48,610 Heil! 4 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:05,760 In fact... humans, and vampires 5 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:08,730 have been secretly warring for thousands of years. 6 00:02:10,665 --> 00:02:13,601 But through the centuries, they have always been... 7 00:02:13,635 --> 00:02:14,669 out liars. 8 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:40,160 And then there's me. 9 00:02:41,663 --> 00:02:42,462 Yup. 10 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,667 It ain't your classic vampire tale 11 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:49,236 or one of the bullshit romances with emo teen girls 12 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:53,407 and their heartthrob douche bag boyfriends. 13 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,643 This one's about revenge. 14 00:02:55,677 --> 00:02:56,911 Pure and simple. 15 00:03:02,617 --> 00:03:05,987 Oh, yeah, and these fucking idiots. 16 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:07,989 Stream Team, 29th of April. 17 00:03:08,022 --> 00:03:09,256 Stream Team TV. 18 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:11,626 Me, Mario Lopez, in the cage. 19 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:12,927 I'm gonna fuck that pussy-ass bitch. 20 00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:17,598 Check it, juice cleanse. 21 00:03:17,632 --> 00:03:19,867 Lemon, cayenne pepper, water. 22 00:03:19,901 --> 00:03:20,835 That's it. 23 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:24,005 11, 12, come on, one more. 24 00:03:24,038 --> 00:03:25,807 Hmm, tastes like shit. 25 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:30,945 Hey, Liz kids, it is official 26 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:33,715 the countdown to the wedding has begun. 27 00:03:33,748 --> 00:03:36,383 Today, with this stream, I wanna share with you 28 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:38,619 a perfect look for anyone's wedding. 29 00:03:38,653 --> 00:03:39,987 Especially mine. 30 00:03:40,021 --> 00:03:41,254 I'll see you there. 31 00:03:41,288 --> 00:03:42,590 Like and subscribe. 32 00:03:44,926 --> 00:03:46,326 Hey, my Jullionaires. 33 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:47,628 I'm sharing my last bit of surprise 34 00:03:47,662 --> 00:03:49,764 before the party of the year. 35 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:50,965 That's right. 36 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:52,633 My favorite assholes, Jack and Liz 37 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:53,668 are getting married. 38 00:03:54,936 --> 00:03:57,638 I love them so much. They're like family to me. 39 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:08,049 Oh, nice try, Blake 3, you come with that 40 00:04:08,082 --> 00:04:09,117 lamb shit again, 41 00:04:09,150 --> 00:04:10,918 I'll smear your whack out of there, 42 00:04:10,952 --> 00:04:11,686 all over this level. 43 00:04:14,756 --> 00:04:16,389 Aren't you two supposed to be getting married 44 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:17,925 in like six hours? 45 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:19,861 Okay, you know what, it's not your wedding, Flynn. 46 00:04:19,894 --> 00:04:21,062 It's ours. 47 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:23,330 It's fine. Just hear him out. 48 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:27,034 So, I got a call from Steven Rektor's people. 49 00:04:27,068 --> 00:04:29,036 Apparently, he and his wife personally requested 50 00:04:29,070 --> 00:04:32,339 the Stream Team a.k.a. you lucky fucks, 51 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:34,474 to come out to his retreat in Mexico. 52 00:04:34,509 --> 00:04:36,844 And chat about his huge ambassador deal. 53 00:04:36,878 --> 00:04:38,546 I'm talking millions. 54 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:39,981 That guy? 55 00:04:40,014 --> 00:04:42,784 Steven motherfucking Rektor. 56 00:04:42,817 --> 00:04:45,820 This shithead is a number one on the kill list. 57 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:49,489 Unlike many of his nefarious masters of the universe peers, 58 00:04:49,524 --> 00:04:51,659 his secret that Bernie fucking made off 59 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:54,829 his Ponzi scheme and... And that Fyre Festival, 60 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:56,631 which I attended, by the way. 61 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:59,000 Looked like humanitarian missions. 62 00:04:59,033 --> 00:05:02,435 That's right, this dude, and his perfect ice queen wifey. 63 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:04,572 I mean, what we're talking about here is a path 64 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:06,406 to a healthier future. 65 00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:07,775 Our trials have worked. 66 00:05:07,809 --> 00:05:09,710 And once we release this to the world, 67 00:05:09,744 --> 00:05:11,712 and I do intend make this free to every person 68 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:13,614 around the globe, 69 00:05:13,648 --> 00:05:15,817 this will be my greatest legacy. 70 00:05:15,850 --> 00:05:18,653 Bloodsucking beasts in a long line mass 71 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:21,756 of mass murdering fanged phantoms. 72 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:24,525 Waiting to pounce with a product 73 00:05:24,559 --> 00:05:27,562 that'll lead the lambs right to the slaughter. 74 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:30,097 Steven Rektor's saving the planet, Flynn. 75 00:05:30,131 --> 00:05:32,934 David says all ten of his homes are carbon neutral 76 00:05:32,967 --> 00:05:34,936 and he donated like a cool half billion 77 00:05:34,969 --> 00:05:36,971 to the Amazon rainforests, which we love. 78 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:38,072 Maybe he's not so terrible. 79 00:05:42,076 --> 00:05:45,146 We help farmers grow the food that grows a life. 80 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:48,549 We foster care for the young and young at heart. 81 00:05:48,583 --> 00:05:50,417 In a growing world forever challenged 82 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:53,054 by mother nature and the laws of uncertainty, 83 00:05:53,087 --> 00:05:55,022 rest assured that the good people 84 00:05:55,056 --> 00:05:58,526 of Rektor Biotech are looking out for your future. 85 00:05:58,559 --> 00:06:00,895 Building a community, a family 86 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:03,164 and a legacy that will live on and on, 87 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:05,032 long after we're gone. 88 00:06:05,066 --> 00:06:06,734 Rektor Biotech, 89 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:09,369 building a legacy that will live on and on. 90 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:15,408 You know, 91 00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:17,511 I didn't fight with you about dating her. 92 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:19,446 Okay, I didn't have a shit fit when you announced 93 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:21,849 your engagement publicly without telling me. 94 00:06:21,883 --> 00:06:24,752 But ah, Jack, I mean, this is just... 95 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:26,187 This is too much. 96 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:30,191 Like, you're better than this. 97 00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:31,726 I appreciate you caring. 98 00:06:33,127 --> 00:06:35,529 But Flynn, honestly, it's not that big a deal. 99 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:37,430 You know we can get married anywhere, anytime. 100 00:06:37,464 --> 00:06:39,066 - Anytime? - Yeah. 101 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:42,103 You invited everyone we know today. 102 00:06:42,136 --> 00:06:43,871 And now, because she wants to go after 103 00:06:43,905 --> 00:06:45,539 some creepy billionaire's wallet, 104 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:47,808 you're throwing out your own wedding day. 105 00:06:47,842 --> 00:06:48,743 I mean... 106 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:51,045 Uh, alright, it's not that simple, okay. 107 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,980 You know, I've got responsibilities now. 108 00:06:53,014 --> 00:06:54,615 Ugh. What is her fucking problem? 109 00:06:54,649 --> 00:06:56,217 Doesn't she know this could change our lives? 110 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:57,685 The deal is up on our house in two months. 111 00:06:57,718 --> 00:06:59,053 Maserati wants the cars back, 112 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:01,756 Liz's beauty kit didn't, quite perform 113 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:02,990 - as well as we'd hoped. - Ha! 114 00:07:03,024 --> 00:07:04,926 Of course, it didn't. 115 00:07:04,959 --> 00:07:07,028 Everything that she touches turns to shit. 116 00:07:07,061 --> 00:07:07,995 She's dragging you down, J... 117 00:07:08,029 --> 00:07:10,164 - Alright, Flynn, stop. - Cut her some slack. 118 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:12,099 - You need to give Liz a break. - No, fuck that. 119 00:07:12,133 --> 00:07:13,968 She's nothing but a gold digger and I'm done hearing 120 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:15,136 your excuses for her. 121 00:07:15,169 --> 00:07:17,104 Wow. 122 00:07:17,138 --> 00:07:18,773 Hey, are you guys ready yet? 123 00:07:18,806 --> 00:07:19,573 - Yeah. - No! 124 00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:25,813 Welcome to the wild west of equal opportunity 125 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:28,049 mindfuckery, baby. 126 00:07:28,082 --> 00:07:30,618 Courtesy of your favorite mommy blogger. 127 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:32,485 Half-naked Insta model, 128 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:33,988 Face tune, Snapchatter 129 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:38,025 and semi-famous pop star, and your TikTok. 130 00:07:38,059 --> 00:07:39,060 But the way I see it, 131 00:07:39,093 --> 00:07:41,896 this group of massively popular shitheads, 132 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:44,665 might just be the key to shutting down 133 00:07:44,699 --> 00:07:47,201 the whole damn vampire kabong. 134 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:48,369 Fuck! 135 00:07:48,402 --> 00:07:49,103 Pre-wedding, super top secret mission 136 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:51,172 with the gang hashtag shh, 137 00:07:51,205 --> 00:07:53,240 hashtag fun in the sun, hashtag wifeyyy. 138 00:07:53,274 --> 00:07:55,209 Can't believe my bff is about to get married. 139 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:57,578 Hashtag party bus. Hashtag SOS. 140 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:58,879 Hashtag we getting lit. 141 00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:01,582 Hey, bye bye to this pretty face, ladies. 142 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:02,984 Hashtag sexy. Hashtag all for likes. 143 00:08:03,017 --> 00:08:04,051 Hashtag bachelor. 144 00:08:04,085 --> 00:08:06,253 Handsome playboy Insta famous. 145 00:08:33,214 --> 00:08:34,915 We love you Stream Team! 146 00:08:36,117 --> 00:08:37,318 Hey guys, 147 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:39,754 so you're probably wondering what happened to the wedding? 148 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:40,321 We called it off? 149 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:42,223 Did Liz get cold feet? 150 00:08:42,256 --> 00:08:43,257 Hell no. 151 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:44,592 No way, baby. 152 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:45,726 We're all good. 153 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:48,129 We're just on a super-secret pre-wedding side mission. 154 00:08:48,162 --> 00:08:49,330 Say hi, guys. Say, what up? 155 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:50,931 - Whoo. What's up? - Don't wanna play? 156 00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:52,566 Okay, okay. 157 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,301 So, we're good and we will check in 158 00:08:54,335 --> 00:08:55,236 with you later. 159 00:08:55,269 --> 00:08:56,937 Muah. Love you. 160 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:09,683 David, what the hell? 161 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:11,252 I thought you said this thing had seamless Wi-Fi. 162 00:09:11,285 --> 00:09:13,654 Well, it's working just fine for me. 163 00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:15,823 Same here, babe. 164 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:16,791 You probably just hit a dead zone. 165 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:22,296 Ugh, man meat is being such a whiny little bitch. 166 00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:23,631 Who? 167 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,633 Jason. You know, my side thing. 168 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,334 "How could I leave without saying goodbye?" 169 00:09:29,103 --> 00:09:31,672 I swear, sometimes I really miss toxic masculinity. 170 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:33,274 Hey, I'm still toxically masculine. 171 00:09:33,307 --> 00:09:35,309 What bitches, ho, what? 172 00:09:36,811 --> 00:09:38,345 I thought Jason was your boyfriend. 173 00:09:38,379 --> 00:09:40,247 Boyfriend? 174 00:09:40,281 --> 00:09:41,015 Don't get it twisted. 175 00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:42,850 You said you were gonna marry him! 176 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,718 I say a lot of things. 177 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:46,220 I think maybe you're just looking for like 178 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:50,191 a Disney fantasy relationship with a Prince Charming, 179 00:09:50,224 --> 00:09:53,260 when maybe you need to find patience 180 00:09:53,294 --> 00:09:56,697 and some good in people and get past your own fears. 181 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,165 Thank you, but I really don't need 182 00:09:58,199 --> 00:10:00,835 your heteronormative ideas on romance. 183 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:01,869 Heteronormative? 184 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:02,970 Dude, I'm a lesbian. 185 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:06,040 Exactly. Shackled by labels. 186 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:08,275 - Yo David, where we at? - Lost. 187 00:10:08,309 --> 00:10:10,678 We're over an hour late and the sun is going down. 188 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:12,346 Not my fault. It's this Waze. 189 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:15,149 It keeps losing signal and moving our location. 190 00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:17,918 Oh, God, he seriously, he just missed another turn. 191 00:10:17,952 --> 00:10:19,286 Yeah, David, uh, one question. 192 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:21,188 Do you think you could manage to get us there? 193 00:10:21,222 --> 00:10:22,056 Shut up! 194 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:23,858 You guys are ruining my concentration. 195 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:26,694 This ruin your concentration, David? 196 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,429 - Like this... - Ladies... 197 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:30,297 Oh, no... 198 00:10:30,331 --> 00:10:32,032 David, does this ruin your concentration? 199 00:10:33,234 --> 00:10:34,201 It's not funny. 200 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,405 Come on. Stop acting like kids. 201 00:10:38,439 --> 00:10:39,273 Please, David, I'm so bored. 202 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,307 Yeah, guys, stop. 203 00:10:42,243 --> 00:10:43,911 You can't drive, David. Really? 204 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:46,046 This is really important, you guys. 205 00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:58,259 Who the fuck is this guy? 206 00:10:58,292 --> 00:10:59,793 Don't worry, I'll handle this. 207 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:01,262 Well, that's a terrible idea. 208 00:11:13,274 --> 00:11:15,109 Well, he seems fun. 209 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:16,777 Shut up, he can hear you. 210 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:19,079 Jack, why don't you just go tell him who we are. 211 00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:21,215 Um, I don't think he's gonna care. 212 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:22,449 Look, I'm gonna talk to him. 213 00:11:22,483 --> 00:11:23,484 Just act cool, guys. 214 00:11:23,518 --> 00:11:25,186 - I got this. - Do you? 215 00:11:28,222 --> 00:11:29,190 Hey, buddy. 216 00:11:29,223 --> 00:11:30,324 Not your buddy. 217 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,293 Ah, okay. Hi. Sir, how are you doing? 218 00:11:32,326 --> 00:11:33,160 I'm Jack. 219 00:11:33,194 --> 00:11:34,795 - Am I supposed to give a shit? - Okay. 220 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:38,933 Hey, I am... I love your sunglasses. 221 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:40,734 Are they vintage Ray-Ban? 222 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:41,869 Fuck off. 223 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,070 Okay, I think we're done. 224 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:47,341 You got no idea of how much trouble you're in, do you? 225 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,443 Look, dude, you came out of nowhere. 226 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,845 We didn't even hit you and you're fine. 227 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:54,348 - What's your problem? - My problem is you. 228 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,786 Turn around, get back in your little party bus. 229 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:01,055 Flip a bit, and get the fuck out of here. 230 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:04,425 Or, and I promise you, you'll suffer. 231 00:12:06,427 --> 00:12:08,429 Adult to adult, you're kinda freaking us out. 232 00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:10,030 Look, we're really sorry. 233 00:12:10,064 --> 00:12:12,199 We just wanna pass through, so... 234 00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:14,401 If there's anything we can do, uh, maybe you need, 235 00:12:14,435 --> 00:12:15,469 uh, some extra money. 236 00:12:15,503 --> 00:12:17,338 I mean if you wanted... Oh, shit. 237 00:12:17,371 --> 00:12:18,872 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 238 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,207 Hey, hey, hey! 239 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,812 You've been warned. 240 00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:29,883 Fucking kids. 241 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,352 They can't resist an invite 242 00:12:31,385 --> 00:12:34,388 to act like self-important assholes. 243 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,525 Perfect prey for evil predators like Rektor. 244 00:12:37,559 --> 00:12:40,427 Not to mention the temptation of fame and money. 245 00:12:40,461 --> 00:12:43,330 Now this I know too well. 246 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:49,036 Your dad's so lame. 247 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,404 Maybe if you didn't get a DUI, 248 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,039 we wouldn't have to use him for a ride. 249 00:13:08,122 --> 00:13:10,124 - What? - I don't know. 250 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:12,126 Oh, my God, you're not about to back out on this. 251 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,227 Don't you think it's a little shady? 252 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:18,365 An older record label exec inviting two teenagers 253 00:13:18,399 --> 00:13:20,200 to his hotel room for a meeting? 254 00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:22,303 So he can listen to our demo, Mol. 255 00:13:22,336 --> 00:13:23,605 This is how it happens. 256 00:13:23,638 --> 00:13:25,372 - What? - Getting raped? 257 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:31,011 Molly and Alexx from Surburban Trash. 258 00:13:35,517 --> 00:13:38,085 Thought this was supposed to be a listening party. 259 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,621 Are you tripping right now? 260 00:13:39,654 --> 00:13:41,121 I'm tripping. 261 00:13:41,155 --> 00:13:43,023 This shit is really happening, girl. 262 00:13:45,459 --> 00:13:47,061 Al? Alexx? 263 00:13:48,630 --> 00:13:50,532 Al? 264 00:13:51,633 --> 00:13:52,866 Jackpot, biatch! 265 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,101 Fuck you, dude. 266 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,503 You scared the crap out of me. 267 00:13:55,537 --> 00:13:56,604 What's your problem? 268 00:13:56,638 --> 00:13:58,573 Something's off. 269 00:13:58,606 --> 00:14:00,575 Stop being such a straightedge. 270 00:14:00,608 --> 00:14:03,645 Just play the demo, have a beer. 271 00:14:03,678 --> 00:14:04,878 We'll set a mood. 272 00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:11,318 Okay, now what? 273 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,288 We wait. 274 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,923 First off, 275 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:19,093 the hotel suite is not even that nice. 276 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:21,095 But when you hear somebody in the other room 277 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:23,230 speak in an ancient double tongue 278 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,966 with one of them low demonic filters on it 279 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,935 that you hear in every Exorcist film... 280 00:14:29,504 --> 00:14:31,038 you should probably take the hint. 281 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:40,214 I'm Alexx, lead singer of Suburban Trash. 282 00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:44,985 Umm, and this is Molly, the bassist. 283 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,020 We've had a few... 284 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,965 Oh, fuck. 285 00:15:04,639 --> 00:15:05,640 Guess who? 286 00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:11,311 I'm sorry, daddy, I screwed up. 287 00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:13,046 Where are you now? 288 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,948 Eleventh floor. 289 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,183 Honey? 290 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,184 Honey? 291 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,520 Just make it go away. 292 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,359 Every slayer needs his own origin story. 293 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,394 Even your old buddy, Elliot Jones. 294 00:15:28,663 --> 00:15:29,496 Dad? 295 00:15:29,531 --> 00:15:31,666 Sweetie, where... Where are you right now? 296 00:15:31,699 --> 00:15:32,966 I'm sorry. 297 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,235 Hey, honey? 298 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,942 That night changed everything. 299 00:15:50,184 --> 00:15:52,252 Some people mourn like my ex-wife. 300 00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:53,721 With a bunch of pills 301 00:15:53,755 --> 00:15:56,056 and a new boyfriend named Enrique. 302 00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:01,028 But some search for the truth. 303 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:05,232 And in my case, the truth had fangs. 304 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:07,267 And thus, my new life began. 305 00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:12,139 As bodies began to mount, there was a pattern. 306 00:16:15,777 --> 00:16:20,013 Folks being murdered, more like harvested, 307 00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:22,416 all had the same thing in common, 308 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:26,086 their blood, the rarest blood on earth. 309 00:16:30,224 --> 00:16:33,026 Bloodline leading back to these dumb fucks. 310 00:17:03,858 --> 00:17:04,792 Jack? 311 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,297 - What's up? - Look at this. 312 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,536 What is this, from the Winnebago guy? 313 00:17:14,569 --> 00:17:17,304 Yeah, what if he isn't threatening us, 314 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,740 he was trying to warn us? 315 00:17:18,773 --> 00:17:20,675 You've been warned. 316 00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:21,643 Oh, with this? 317 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:25,145 Come on, calm down, QAnon. 318 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,380 But you don't know anything. 319 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,650 What if... what if this is legit? 320 00:17:28,683 --> 00:17:30,852 Oh, my God. You always think the worst. 321 00:17:30,885 --> 00:17:31,753 Did it ever occur to you that 322 00:17:31,786 --> 00:17:35,088 this might turn out to be a good thing? 323 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:37,124 Holy shit, Flynn, come here look. 324 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,694 Jack, Jack, come here, you have to see this. 325 00:17:39,727 --> 00:17:40,728 Come on. 326 00:17:40,762 --> 00:17:43,865 Listen, I promise you, it's gonna be fine, okay? 327 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,778 Oh, my God, look, is that Harry Rektor? 328 00:17:56,811 --> 00:17:57,912 That's Steven's nephew. 329 00:17:57,946 --> 00:18:01,749 He has the most amazing animal protection non-profit. 330 00:18:01,783 --> 00:18:04,284 I think I might be in love. 331 00:18:04,318 --> 00:18:06,386 - Hm-mm. - What? 332 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:07,454 You told me to grow up. 333 00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:16,564 Look. 334 00:18:16,598 --> 00:18:18,566 Holy shit. 335 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,667 Now, that's cool. 336 00:18:31,713 --> 00:18:34,214 You must be the Stream Team. 337 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,883 Guilty as charged. 338 00:18:35,917 --> 00:18:37,384 Hmm. 339 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,553 Welcome to Rektor Manor. 340 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:46,628 Come on, come on. 341 00:18:46,661 --> 00:18:48,596 I just, I love it here already. 342 00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:49,797 Hey, my Jullionaires. 343 00:18:49,831 --> 00:18:51,431 We're gonna have an exclusive look 344 00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:54,636 inside Rektor Manor. 345 00:18:54,669 --> 00:18:55,903 Is it true there's a cryo chamber? 346 00:18:55,937 --> 00:18:57,872 I love cryo. 347 00:18:57,905 --> 00:19:01,876 Uh. 348 00:19:01,909 --> 00:19:03,811 Look, it's a little baby fetus. 349 00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:19,259 Welcome, everyone. 350 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:22,195 We are so excited to have you as our guests. 351 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:23,397 I'm Beverly Rektor. 352 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,801 You're iconic. 353 00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:28,803 Oh, you're so sweet. 354 00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:30,772 You must be Liz Anthony. 355 00:19:30,805 --> 00:19:32,507 Queen of online shopping. 356 00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:33,741 [chuckles} 357 00:19:33,775 --> 00:19:35,777 Which makes you, Jack Chambers. 358 00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:36,376 Hi. 359 00:19:36,410 --> 00:19:37,578 King of YouTube. 360 00:19:37,612 --> 00:19:39,246 Yeah. 361 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:42,249 And Jules Jay, online social goddess. 362 00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:45,485 Oh, I... I wouldn't say goddess. 363 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:46,821 Why are people saying that all the time? 364 00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:47,689 No. 365 00:19:47,722 --> 00:19:49,657 And you are... 366 00:19:49,691 --> 00:19:51,693 David. 367 00:19:51,726 --> 00:19:53,761 Great. 368 00:19:53,795 --> 00:19:56,964 Flynn Chambers, Twitch icon and pro gamer. 369 00:19:56,998 --> 00:19:57,965 Am I right? 370 00:19:57,999 --> 00:20:00,300 Uh, not exactly pro yet. 371 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,003 I hear you have an important match this evening. 372 00:20:02,036 --> 00:20:05,506 Yeah, it's the um, Modern Warfare semi-finals. 373 00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:07,575 Oh, I love that game. 374 00:20:07,608 --> 00:20:09,342 - No shit. - Yeah. 375 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,243 Mind if I watch you... 376 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:11,311 Mind if I watch you play? 377 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,446 Mind if I watch you? 378 00:20:23,624 --> 00:20:25,425 Flynn? 379 00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:26,326 Flynn? 380 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,328 You alright, honey? 381 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,530 Oh, just ignore her. 382 00:20:29,564 --> 00:20:30,998 She's fine, seriously. 383 00:20:35,837 --> 00:20:37,538 Ready to see the rest of the compound? 384 00:20:38,673 --> 00:20:41,408 Yes, please. 385 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:45,046 All of mankind is divided up into two species. 386 00:20:45,079 --> 00:20:48,750 Normis and La Vampiro Nostra. 387 00:20:48,783 --> 00:20:51,886 Syndicates and families with different styles, 388 00:20:51,919 --> 00:20:54,055 they're all after the same thing. 389 00:20:54,088 --> 00:20:55,857 Our fucking blood. 390 00:20:55,890 --> 00:20:57,525 And this is our fitness center. 391 00:20:59,827 --> 00:21:02,496 Any slayer work two shits and a nickel knows a honeypot 392 00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:03,631 when he sees one. 393 00:21:23,584 --> 00:21:24,519 Hi. 394 00:21:25,853 --> 00:21:27,955 Hey, aren't you that girl? 395 00:21:27,989 --> 00:21:29,824 Am I? 396 00:21:29,857 --> 00:21:31,692 You retweeted my call to action to save the whales 397 00:21:31,726 --> 00:21:33,895 to like seven million people. 398 00:21:33,928 --> 00:21:35,596 That one thoughtful act really made a difference, 399 00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:37,932 especially to the whales. 400 00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:40,668 What can I say? I... I love Willy. 401 00:21:40,701 --> 00:21:41,736 Free Willy. 402 00:21:41,769 --> 00:21:45,405 The movie with the whales. 403 00:21:47,008 --> 00:21:49,376 Harry Rektor. 404 00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:52,412 Jules. Jules Jay. 405 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:53,614 You like to ride, Jules? 406 00:21:55,716 --> 00:21:56,984 Excuse me? 407 00:21:57,018 --> 00:21:58,686 Horses? 408 00:21:58,719 --> 00:22:00,721 Oh, oh. 409 00:22:00,755 --> 00:22:01,956 Yeah. Yeah, mhmm. 410 00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:03,390 Yeah, I love horses. 411 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:05,626 Umm, ponies. 412 00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:08,428 I really love all sizes. 413 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:09,263 Knock-knock. 414 00:22:09,297 --> 00:22:11,398 - Hey, how's it going? - Yeah, good. 415 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:12,800 How we doing in here? How you doing, man? 416 00:22:12,834 --> 00:22:14,569 I'm sorry, I'm Jack Chambers. 417 00:22:14,602 --> 00:22:15,937 - Is this girl bothering you? - Fuck off. 418 00:22:15,970 --> 00:22:16,838 Hey, you fuck off. 419 00:22:16,871 --> 00:22:18,438 Although, actually I uh... 420 00:22:19,874 --> 00:22:20,775 Oh, um... 421 00:22:22,944 --> 00:22:24,745 Look at that. That's so fun. 422 00:22:24,779 --> 00:22:26,379 Uh, this has been great, but we've gotta go. 423 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:27,148 We really have to go. 424 00:22:27,181 --> 00:22:28,481 - Oh, okay. - Yeah, come on. 425 00:22:28,516 --> 00:22:29,584 Dude, it was lovely meeting you. 426 00:22:29,617 --> 00:22:30,685 Nice. 427 00:22:30,718 --> 00:22:32,385 Yeah, okay. Let's go, come on. 428 00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:33,554 Hmm. 429 00:22:33,588 --> 00:22:36,624 Meet me at the stables later and we can take a ride. 430 00:22:36,657 --> 00:22:38,092 Okay. 431 00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:39,359 Yeah, for sure. 432 00:22:50,638 --> 00:22:53,140 David Dean, Stream Team manager. 433 00:22:53,174 --> 00:22:54,909 Hi. 434 00:22:54,942 --> 00:22:56,110 Hey David, how's your wife? 435 00:22:56,143 --> 00:22:58,112 Yeah, David, where's your ring? 436 00:22:58,145 --> 00:23:00,181 Yeah, isn't she pregnant or something? 437 00:23:00,214 --> 00:23:02,583 Okay, I get it. 438 00:23:02,617 --> 00:23:03,885 Hey guys, it's Jules. And... 439 00:23:03,918 --> 00:23:05,418 Look at 'em. 440 00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:07,955 Ignoring all the signs. 441 00:23:07,989 --> 00:23:11,092 Hey guys, what's up? It's Jul... So weird. 442 00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:12,526 Everybody but her. 443 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,527 What's wrong? 444 00:23:13,561 --> 00:23:15,029 My post isn't uploading. 445 00:23:15,062 --> 00:23:17,064 Oh, Beverly, I just got a ping from downstairs. 446 00:23:17,098 --> 00:23:18,498 They're ready for David. 447 00:23:18,532 --> 00:23:20,134 Of course. 448 00:23:20,167 --> 00:23:22,203 Business affairs would like to go over some deal points. 449 00:23:22,236 --> 00:23:24,772 Oh, yeah, great. 450 00:23:24,805 --> 00:23:27,474 Separating the group one by one. 451 00:23:27,508 --> 00:23:29,644 That means Jack, Flynn, Liz, Jules. 452 00:23:29,677 --> 00:23:31,545 It's time for you to meet Mr. Rektor. 453 00:23:31,579 --> 00:23:32,813 Right this way. 454 00:23:32,847 --> 00:23:36,017 Typical vampire pack-hunting tactics. 455 00:23:36,050 --> 00:23:37,652 You guys have this without me? 456 00:23:37,685 --> 00:23:38,653 Yeah, we got it. 457 00:23:44,659 --> 00:23:45,693 This is where I leave you. 458 00:23:46,928 --> 00:23:47,895 I'm sorry. 459 00:23:47,929 --> 00:23:49,297 This is where you leave me? 460 00:23:49,330 --> 00:23:51,966 Now this part I admit, it's a bit of a mystery. 461 00:24:00,274 --> 00:24:02,843 See yours truly is gonna use a little creative license 462 00:24:02,877 --> 00:24:04,645 and paint a picture. 463 00:24:04,679 --> 00:24:07,782 Like that time in Miami when a Cuban vamp syndicate 464 00:24:07,815 --> 00:24:11,218 lured the bodyguard of a Congressman to a penthouse. 465 00:24:13,187 --> 00:24:15,256 The bastard never saw it coming. 466 00:24:15,289 --> 00:24:17,892 David Dean, Stream Team manager. 467 00:24:17,925 --> 00:24:20,561 Which brings me back to this idiot schmuck turd. 468 00:24:20,594 --> 00:24:23,197 Uh, I was told to meet here to go over the deal points. 469 00:24:23,230 --> 00:24:25,066 Nah, that's not the right music. 470 00:24:25,099 --> 00:24:26,200 Let's try this. 471 00:24:28,736 --> 00:24:30,004 That's more like it. 472 00:24:37,044 --> 00:24:38,980 Alright, I know what you're thinking. 473 00:24:39,013 --> 00:24:42,049 Why they don't just get to it and waste this asshole? 474 00:24:42,083 --> 00:24:44,952 I'll tell you. It's a chemical thing. 475 00:24:44,986 --> 00:24:47,722 They say the more anticipation and fear 476 00:24:47,755 --> 00:24:51,125 that the victim can experience before the bloodletting, 477 00:24:51,158 --> 00:24:53,027 makes the blood taste even sweeter. 478 00:24:53,060 --> 00:24:54,028 Jeez. 479 00:25:04,638 --> 00:25:05,639 Fuck... 480 00:25:34,869 --> 00:25:37,304 So, where is Steven? 481 00:25:37,338 --> 00:25:38,706 Natalie didn't tell you? 482 00:25:38,739 --> 00:25:40,608 Not yet. 483 00:25:40,641 --> 00:25:43,310 Steven can't actually see you. 484 00:25:43,344 --> 00:25:44,945 Excuse me? 485 00:25:44,979 --> 00:25:46,947 My husband is in need of care 486 00:25:46,981 --> 00:25:49,183 and he's only able to interact in person with those 487 00:25:49,216 --> 00:25:50,751 who have taken the vaccine. 488 00:25:50,785 --> 00:25:52,319 Our vaccine. 489 00:25:52,353 --> 00:25:53,988 So, without further ado. 490 00:25:57,625 --> 00:25:58,926 Greetings, my friends. 491 00:25:58,959 --> 00:26:00,061 I thank you for making the journey 492 00:26:00,094 --> 00:26:01,262 with such short notice. 493 00:26:01,295 --> 00:26:02,363 Of course, sir. 494 00:26:02,396 --> 00:26:04,165 We are massive fans. 495 00:26:04,198 --> 00:26:05,666 - Yeah. - We are? 496 00:26:05,699 --> 00:26:06,867 I suppose you might be wondering about Beverly and I 497 00:26:06,901 --> 00:26:09,336 took such an interest in your little outfit. 498 00:26:09,370 --> 00:26:10,704 Definitely. 499 00:26:10,738 --> 00:26:13,140 After a century of infecting our planet 500 00:26:13,174 --> 00:26:16,243 with greed, toxins, and overpopulation, 501 00:26:16,277 --> 00:26:18,612 the planet is fighting back. 502 00:26:18,646 --> 00:26:20,014 The viruses won't stop. 503 00:26:20,047 --> 00:26:21,982 They will continue to mutate. 504 00:26:22,016 --> 00:26:23,717 So, we need to build a new kind of human. 505 00:26:23,751 --> 00:26:25,219 Stronger, immune. 506 00:26:25,252 --> 00:26:27,321 True warriors. 507 00:26:27,354 --> 00:26:29,690 And you all can be the match that lights the fire. 508 00:26:29,723 --> 00:26:30,758 Huh. 509 00:26:30,791 --> 00:26:32,827 - Amazing. - Really? 510 00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:34,795 What my genius husband is trying to say, 511 00:26:34,829 --> 00:26:36,230 is that we think you can help us promote 512 00:26:36,263 --> 00:26:38,666 The Rektor Foundation's new super vaccine 513 00:26:38,699 --> 00:26:40,668 that can turn millions of possible deaths 514 00:26:40,701 --> 00:26:43,671 into something even more amazing than just being alive. 515 00:26:43,704 --> 00:26:45,706 Being totally immune to everything. 516 00:26:45,739 --> 00:26:48,375 And for your promotion to your combined user base 517 00:26:48,409 --> 00:26:50,377 of 55 million plus, 518 00:26:50,411 --> 00:26:53,848 we're gonna pay you to the tune of $15 million. 519 00:26:53,881 --> 00:26:54,982 And that's just year one. 520 00:26:56,917 --> 00:26:58,219 Holy shit. 521 00:27:11,465 --> 00:27:12,766 - Uh, we're in. - Yeah. 522 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:13,667 Nope. 523 00:27:15,836 --> 00:27:20,174 Uh, um, do you mind giving us a beat? 524 00:27:20,207 --> 00:27:21,208 Of course. 525 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,681 Jesus, Flynn, we're about to make millions 526 00:27:27,715 --> 00:27:28,816 by saving the world. 527 00:27:28,849 --> 00:27:30,818 How is it possible you can find a problem with that? 528 00:27:30,851 --> 00:27:32,119 She's got a point, sis. 529 00:27:32,153 --> 00:27:33,721 But why us? 530 00:27:33,754 --> 00:27:36,724 Uh, hello. She literally just told us. 531 00:27:36,757 --> 00:27:39,093 No way, they're... They're hiding something, okay. 532 00:27:39,126 --> 00:27:41,729 That's too much money. It's too top secret. 533 00:27:41,762 --> 00:27:42,696 That paper that that guy gave me today... 534 00:27:42,730 --> 00:27:43,697 No, no, 535 00:27:43,731 --> 00:27:44,965 are you seriously talking about the creepy guy 536 00:27:44,999 --> 00:27:45,966 who threatened to kill us? 537 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,001 - Gross. - Okay. 538 00:27:47,034 --> 00:27:48,469 Yes, the amount they're offering 539 00:27:48,503 --> 00:27:50,004 - is weirdly high. - I mean, we would have do... 540 00:27:50,037 --> 00:27:51,405 We would have done this for what? 541 00:27:51,438 --> 00:27:52,473 Half a mil? 542 00:27:52,507 --> 00:27:53,908 And also, where's David? 543 00:27:53,941 --> 00:27:55,342 - He should be here, right? - Yes. 544 00:27:55,376 --> 00:27:56,710 Okay, seriously, Jack. 545 00:27:56,744 --> 00:27:57,878 I can't with her. 546 00:27:57,912 --> 00:27:59,280 You always side with your sister. 547 00:27:59,313 --> 00:28:00,314 What? 548 00:28:00,347 --> 00:28:03,350 Look, she is not you're only dependent anymore. 549 00:28:03,384 --> 00:28:04,985 I'm your family now. 550 00:28:05,019 --> 00:28:06,420 Come on, don't you trust my instincts? 551 00:28:10,958 --> 00:28:11,992 I'm sorry. 552 00:28:14,328 --> 00:28:16,297 - Fuck this. I'm out. - Flynn? 553 00:28:16,330 --> 00:28:18,299 Jack, look, just let her go, okay. 554 00:28:18,332 --> 00:28:20,501 Let her go. It's not about her. 555 00:28:20,535 --> 00:28:22,336 This is about us. 556 00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:24,004 Okay. 557 00:28:24,038 --> 00:28:26,340 You built the Stream Team from the ground up. 558 00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:27,341 You deserve this. 559 00:28:29,009 --> 00:28:30,411 Okay. 560 00:28:30,444 --> 00:28:32,246 Yeah, okay. Yeah. 561 00:28:32,279 --> 00:28:33,314 Let's do this. 562 00:28:33,347 --> 00:28:34,448 - Okay. - Okay. 563 00:28:39,086 --> 00:28:43,791 Now, before you sign, there's just one more thing. 564 00:28:43,824 --> 00:28:46,393 Times are changing in our media empire. 565 00:28:46,427 --> 00:28:49,330 And because of Steven's health and none of our heirs 566 00:28:49,363 --> 00:28:51,198 willing to take the reins, 567 00:28:51,232 --> 00:28:53,367 we've been on the hunt for new partners. 568 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,436 Not just to carry on the legacy of our company, 569 00:28:55,469 --> 00:28:58,772 but to reinvent it for today's audience. 570 00:28:58,806 --> 00:29:01,275 Jack, I've been watching you for years. 571 00:29:01,308 --> 00:29:05,179 You can do so much more and with my power, 572 00:29:05,212 --> 00:29:06,514 you'll be unstoppable. 573 00:29:07,582 --> 00:29:09,984 Uh, I'm sorry. 574 00:29:10,017 --> 00:29:12,019 Are you talking about giving us your... 575 00:29:12,052 --> 00:29:13,954 My company? 576 00:29:13,988 --> 00:29:15,523 Yes. 577 00:29:15,557 --> 00:29:17,191 Oh. 578 00:29:17,224 --> 00:29:18,560 Oh, my God. 579 00:29:18,593 --> 00:29:19,860 It's really happening, babe. 580 00:29:19,893 --> 00:29:20,928 We're gonna be billionaires. 581 00:29:20,961 --> 00:29:22,196 Babe. 582 00:29:22,229 --> 00:29:23,230 Ahem. 583 00:29:23,264 --> 00:29:24,798 Uh, no offense. 584 00:29:24,832 --> 00:29:28,335 We are insanely flattered, but um... why us? 585 00:29:28,369 --> 00:29:30,137 It's simple math, really. 586 00:29:30,170 --> 00:29:32,139 Our research shows that you alone engage 587 00:29:32,172 --> 00:29:34,408 with ten times more users under the age of 25 588 00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:38,245 than any other public figure in the world. 589 00:29:38,279 --> 00:29:39,514 I do? 590 00:29:39,547 --> 00:29:42,016 Of course you do, my handsome man. 591 00:29:43,317 --> 00:29:45,219 Your 55 million followers are just the beginning. 592 00:29:45,252 --> 00:29:47,121 Combined with our network capabilities, 593 00:29:47,154 --> 00:29:49,223 they will expand to hundreds of millions, 594 00:29:49,256 --> 00:29:51,358 become the backbone of consumer buyers, 595 00:29:51,392 --> 00:29:54,562 controlling advertising spends, political influence, 596 00:29:54,596 --> 00:29:55,929 and world markets. 597 00:29:59,266 --> 00:30:02,537 What we're proposing is a trial merger. 598 00:30:02,570 --> 00:30:05,172 See, how we feel about you and your new role 599 00:30:05,205 --> 00:30:06,974 as leader of our media group 600 00:30:07,007 --> 00:30:09,209 and after six months, we make it a little more formal. 601 00:30:12,212 --> 00:30:13,847 It's a simple offer sheet. 602 00:30:13,881 --> 00:30:15,249 David already looked it over. 603 00:30:15,282 --> 00:30:17,051 - It's just... - Oh, fuck. 604 00:30:18,018 --> 00:30:19,853 Anything you see or participate in 605 00:30:19,887 --> 00:30:22,524 during this trial merger stays between us. 606 00:30:22,557 --> 00:30:25,959 It's like a formal family deal before all the business stuff 607 00:30:25,993 --> 00:30:27,094 gets ironed out. 608 00:30:31,432 --> 00:30:32,900 Yeah. 609 00:30:37,938 --> 00:30:39,440 You ready? 610 00:30:39,473 --> 00:30:44,411 Uh... here we go. 611 00:30:51,985 --> 00:30:53,053 Great. 612 00:30:55,923 --> 00:30:57,458 - Oh, it's amazing. - Yeah. 613 00:31:01,495 --> 00:31:03,565 This is seriously the best day of my life. 614 00:31:03,598 --> 00:31:05,132 Well, I mean apart from our wedding... 615 00:31:05,165 --> 00:31:07,034 - Yeah. - Of course. 616 00:31:07,067 --> 00:31:08,469 What's up, my Jullionaires? 617 00:31:08,503 --> 00:31:12,005 I'm getting ready for a date with a real life cowboy. 618 00:31:12,039 --> 00:31:15,342 So, if you have pro tips, make sure to DM them to me 619 00:31:15,376 --> 00:31:18,212 or comment down below to impress him. 620 00:31:18,245 --> 00:31:21,516 And I've also been using Wewe Face Glow, 621 00:31:21,549 --> 00:31:24,485 which is what's keeping me glowing. 622 00:31:24,519 --> 00:31:28,155 So, uh, for more info, just check in the link above. 623 00:31:28,188 --> 00:31:31,291 Or swipe up to see more. 624 00:31:31,325 --> 00:31:32,326 Bye, guys. 625 00:31:35,262 --> 00:31:36,363 Oh, Jesus. 626 00:31:38,365 --> 00:31:40,000 What, is the deal off? 627 00:31:40,033 --> 00:31:42,302 No, deal's very much on. 628 00:31:42,336 --> 00:31:44,238 Then what's wrong? 629 00:31:44,271 --> 00:31:46,306 Uh, there is something seriously off about this place 630 00:31:46,340 --> 00:31:48,409 and I want no part of it. 631 00:31:48,442 --> 00:31:49,943 Okay. 632 00:31:49,977 --> 00:31:51,679 Don't have a Flynn attack. 633 00:31:51,713 --> 00:31:54,114 - Calm down. - I'm calm. 634 00:31:54,148 --> 00:31:56,651 I'm just telling you I think we should go now. 635 00:31:56,684 --> 00:31:58,419 What about your brother and Liz? 636 00:31:58,452 --> 00:32:00,487 They won't listen. 637 00:32:00,522 --> 00:32:02,322 I think this shit's bad. 638 00:32:02,356 --> 00:32:05,292 Okay, what if that guy on the road earlier was right 639 00:32:05,325 --> 00:32:07,394 and these people aren't just greedy, 640 00:32:07,428 --> 00:32:09,062 they're evil? 641 00:32:09,096 --> 00:32:10,632 Evil, really? 642 00:32:10,665 --> 00:32:13,200 That thing I read earlier said Rektor's up to something. 643 00:32:13,233 --> 00:32:15,703 And now they're offering us all this crazy money 644 00:32:15,737 --> 00:32:17,505 to help them promote it. 645 00:32:17,539 --> 00:32:19,039 What kind of money? 646 00:32:19,072 --> 00:32:20,174 Half a mil? Million? 647 00:32:20,207 --> 00:32:22,042 Are they including me? 648 00:32:22,075 --> 00:32:23,377 I'm serious. 649 00:32:23,410 --> 00:32:25,547 - Are you coming with me or not? - I would. 650 00:32:25,580 --> 00:32:27,247 I really, really would but um, 651 00:32:27,281 --> 00:32:28,750 actually I have a date tonight. 652 00:32:28,783 --> 00:32:30,484 Harry. 653 00:32:30,518 --> 00:32:32,453 A date. 654 00:32:32,486 --> 00:32:34,121 Oh, Flynn, come on. 655 00:32:34,154 --> 00:32:36,056 No, no, it's super cool. 656 00:32:36,089 --> 00:32:37,191 No one believes me. 657 00:32:37,224 --> 00:32:39,527 Everyone thinks I'm just fucking nuts. 658 00:32:39,561 --> 00:32:42,530 I guess I'll try to find a signal somewhere 659 00:32:42,564 --> 00:32:44,331 and see if I can catch an Uber 660 00:32:44,364 --> 00:32:47,602 to go play my semi-final death match alone. 661 00:32:47,635 --> 00:32:49,704 Okay, sorry. 662 00:32:49,737 --> 00:32:51,506 Text me. 663 00:32:51,539 --> 00:32:52,473 Good luck with your death match. 664 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,187 You gotta be shitting me. 665 00:33:14,294 --> 00:33:15,530 I can... unbelievable. 666 00:33:21,703 --> 00:33:23,805 Merry Christmas, motherfuckers. 667 00:34:02,610 --> 00:34:04,478 Shhh, shh. 668 00:34:04,512 --> 00:34:05,847 Don't... don't move. 669 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:06,781 Sshh. 670 00:34:06,814 --> 00:34:09,383 Don't scream. 671 00:34:09,416 --> 00:34:11,285 - Get away from me. - Shhh. 672 00:34:11,318 --> 00:34:13,086 The feeding hour is upon us. 673 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,223 Their heightened senses means they can see everything. 674 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:19,761 What the hell's the matter with you, dude? 675 00:34:19,794 --> 00:34:21,194 You can't just grab me. 676 00:34:21,228 --> 00:34:22,530 You know what? 677 00:34:22,564 --> 00:34:23,631 They had a valid fucking point. 678 00:34:23,665 --> 00:34:24,532 You're the one I should be scared of. 679 00:34:24,566 --> 00:34:26,701 Not Rektor. 680 00:34:26,734 --> 00:34:27,869 Put that mace down. 681 00:34:27,902 --> 00:34:29,604 I'm trying to save you, Flynn. 682 00:34:29,637 --> 00:34:30,738 How do you know my name? 683 00:34:30,772 --> 00:34:31,573 I'll explain that later. 684 00:34:31,606 --> 00:34:33,307 No, you're going to explain it now 685 00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:34,408 or I'm screaming. 686 00:34:34,441 --> 00:34:35,475 We don't have time for this. 687 00:34:37,344 --> 00:34:38,613 Yeah, yeah, you're right. 688 00:34:40,447 --> 00:34:41,683 Where the hell are you going? 689 00:34:41,716 --> 00:34:43,183 Hey! 690 00:34:43,216 --> 00:34:45,285 You can't get a fucking signal out here. 691 00:34:45,319 --> 00:34:47,154 They only get a signal when they want you to. 692 00:34:47,889 --> 00:34:48,756 Hey? 693 00:34:48,790 --> 00:34:51,358 Come with me now before it's too late. 694 00:34:51,391 --> 00:34:52,860 I don't need your help, old man. 695 00:34:59,934 --> 00:35:01,368 Oh, I love this. 696 00:35:01,401 --> 00:35:05,439 The smell is so authentic. 697 00:35:05,472 --> 00:35:06,741 It's great. 698 00:35:09,711 --> 00:35:11,879 Jules... 699 00:35:11,913 --> 00:35:13,648 I'm waiting for you. 700 00:35:13,681 --> 00:35:14,749 Harry? 701 00:35:17,384 --> 00:35:18,853 Is that you? 702 00:35:18,886 --> 00:35:20,855 Why don't you come this way, little lady? 703 00:35:24,224 --> 00:35:26,694 Shit. 704 00:35:50,785 --> 00:35:51,853 Guys? 705 00:35:51,886 --> 00:35:53,353 Guys? 706 00:35:57,625 --> 00:35:59,594 Jack? 707 00:35:59,627 --> 00:36:00,695 Liz? 708 00:36:07,935 --> 00:36:08,836 Shit. 709 00:36:17,444 --> 00:36:18,613 That's more like it. 710 00:36:42,770 --> 00:36:44,404 Shit! 711 00:36:44,438 --> 00:36:45,372 Fuck. 712 00:36:57,018 --> 00:36:59,352 Calm down, you freak. 713 00:36:59,386 --> 00:37:00,822 You're just letting Flynn get into your head. 714 00:37:12,033 --> 00:37:14,367 I uh, took the liberty of trying the wine. 715 00:37:15,870 --> 00:37:16,938 It's really good. 716 00:37:18,740 --> 00:37:21,408 Is it bio dynamic? 717 00:37:21,441 --> 00:37:22,677 Jules? 718 00:37:29,650 --> 00:37:32,252 Don't worry, cutie, I'm coming for you. 719 00:37:41,095 --> 00:37:42,997 Hello, Jules. 720 00:37:43,030 --> 00:37:44,331 Oh, shit. 721 00:37:45,767 --> 00:37:49,402 Listen, I'm not gonna tell anyone 722 00:37:49,436 --> 00:37:51,606 what you guys are up to. 723 00:37:51,639 --> 00:37:52,707 I promise. 724 00:37:52,740 --> 00:37:54,675 Just... just... just let me go. 725 00:37:54,709 --> 00:37:56,577 That's not happening, Jules. 726 00:37:56,611 --> 00:37:58,411 Okay. I thought that you were a nice guy! 727 00:37:58,445 --> 00:37:59,647 No, I ain't. 728 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:00,782 Why me? 729 00:38:00,815 --> 00:38:02,517 You... you love animals. 730 00:38:02,550 --> 00:38:03,851 Remember, the whales? 731 00:38:03,885 --> 00:38:05,686 I love animals. 732 00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:07,955 I just hate humans. 733 00:38:09,624 --> 00:38:10,558 Jules! 734 00:38:14,095 --> 00:38:16,396 You smell tender and juicy. 735 00:38:16,429 --> 00:38:19,399 Aah! 736 00:38:19,432 --> 00:38:21,736 Never trust a guy with a man bun. 737 00:38:21,769 --> 00:38:22,770 Jules! 738 00:38:26,707 --> 00:38:28,943 Flynn! Flynn! 739 00:38:28,976 --> 00:38:30,410 Don't fight the catch... 740 00:38:32,747 --> 00:38:34,515 We have a connection. 741 00:38:52,066 --> 00:38:54,501 - Jules! - Flynn! Flynn! 742 00:39:03,811 --> 00:39:04,879 Ah! 743 00:39:11,418 --> 00:39:13,020 Lesson learned. 744 00:39:13,054 --> 00:39:15,590 Never accept a date from a dude with a man bun. 745 00:39:22,530 --> 00:39:24,966 No. No, no, no, no. 746 00:39:24,999 --> 00:39:27,568 No more swipes up for you, sweetheart. 747 00:39:30,104 --> 00:39:32,372 You have nowhere to run! 748 00:39:43,918 --> 00:39:45,987 Looks like you needed my help after all. 749 00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:46,821 How did you... 750 00:39:46,854 --> 00:39:49,023 Know you're gonna get eaten alive? 751 00:39:49,056 --> 00:39:49,991 Kind of, yeah. 752 00:39:58,532 --> 00:40:00,334 You should come out with me. I'll show you. 753 00:40:04,205 --> 00:40:05,139 Really? 754 00:40:05,172 --> 00:40:06,941 We're gonna do this shit again? 755 00:40:06,974 --> 00:40:08,609 No, no, I'm coming. I just... 756 00:40:08,643 --> 00:40:10,044 We have to save my brother, too. 757 00:40:11,212 --> 00:40:13,114 Alright, we'll see. Come on. 758 00:40:18,552 --> 00:40:21,155 Oh, wow. 759 00:40:21,188 --> 00:40:23,124 This feels like... 760 00:40:23,157 --> 00:40:24,158 Home? 761 00:40:27,695 --> 00:40:31,666 Our 500 print and television subsidiaries worldwide 762 00:40:31,699 --> 00:40:34,635 make up 90 percent of the global market. 763 00:40:34,669 --> 00:40:37,505 By the end of the decade, we plan to have acquired 764 00:40:37,538 --> 00:40:39,106 - all of them. - Sweet. 765 00:40:39,140 --> 00:40:39,974 People, they call me, 766 00:40:40,007 --> 00:40:42,510 heartless, a capitalist, a gold digger. 767 00:40:42,543 --> 00:40:45,246 And this of course one of our many satellite locations, 768 00:40:45,279 --> 00:40:47,949 where all data and imagery are run through our algorithms 769 00:40:47,982 --> 00:40:49,717 straight up to the cloud. 770 00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:51,484 Sweet. 771 00:40:51,519 --> 00:40:53,955 Algorithms are kind of my jam. 772 00:40:53,988 --> 00:40:56,657 I just... I keep searching for a sense of security 773 00:40:56,691 --> 00:40:58,259 and I know that the second I find it, 774 00:40:58,292 --> 00:40:59,860 I'm gonna be a whole new person. 775 00:41:01,228 --> 00:41:05,866 Well, I think you found it, baby girl. 776 00:41:05,900 --> 00:41:06,767 Come on. 777 00:41:08,002 --> 00:41:09,670 We like to think of our algorithm 778 00:41:09,704 --> 00:41:11,872 as a giant filter 779 00:41:11,906 --> 00:41:14,909 for all the world's facts, narratives, and viewpoints. 780 00:41:14,942 --> 00:41:16,210 You ready for some real fun? 781 00:41:16,243 --> 00:41:17,144 Yes. 782 00:41:20,748 --> 00:41:22,149 Oh, wow. 783 00:41:22,183 --> 00:41:24,018 Whether you're moderate or conservative 784 00:41:24,051 --> 00:41:27,955 leftist, fascist, anarchist, it doesn't matter to us. 785 00:41:27,989 --> 00:41:30,591 My 1975 Halston. 786 00:41:30,624 --> 00:41:33,594 Jackie Onassis wore it once before I bought it. 787 00:41:33,627 --> 00:41:34,895 Do you wanna try it on? 788 00:41:34,929 --> 00:41:36,697 Heck yeah. 789 00:41:42,336 --> 00:41:45,039 What's mine is yours. 790 00:41:45,072 --> 00:41:46,674 Our ethos has always been, 791 00:41:46,707 --> 00:41:48,843 why be a part of the conversation, 792 00:41:48,876 --> 00:41:51,746 when you could construct the conversation itself? 793 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:54,281 Great question. 794 00:41:57,218 --> 00:41:58,252 Sorry, was that a question? 795 00:42:04,258 --> 00:42:06,861 Good eye. 796 00:42:06,894 --> 00:42:09,964 This is some top secret shit 797 00:42:09,997 --> 00:42:12,166 that I should not be showing you. 798 00:42:12,199 --> 00:42:13,667 Is it Botox? 799 00:42:13,701 --> 00:42:15,636 This is the vaccine. 800 00:42:17,238 --> 00:42:19,206 It's gonna heal the world. 801 00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:22,009 Total immunity to everything. 802 00:42:22,043 --> 00:42:23,010 Everything? 803 00:42:24,645 --> 00:42:29,683 Just one little shot and nothing will ever stop you. 804 00:42:29,717 --> 00:42:31,318 Can I do it now? 805 00:42:31,352 --> 00:42:32,887 No. 806 00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:34,655 Oh. 807 00:42:34,688 --> 00:42:36,123 But. 808 00:42:36,157 --> 00:42:37,792 But? 809 00:42:37,825 --> 00:42:40,961 Seeing that we're already like family 810 00:42:40,995 --> 00:42:44,131 and this is a momentous occasion, 811 00:42:44,165 --> 00:42:46,033 it feels right to make an exception. 812 00:42:49,036 --> 00:42:53,174 Now, if an ageless billionaire has pulled you into a wardrobe, 813 00:42:53,207 --> 00:42:56,177 inviting you to try a secret serum in a syringe 814 00:42:56,210 --> 00:42:58,179 from a creepy wooden box... 815 00:42:58,212 --> 00:43:00,714 You ready to be an untouchable queen? 816 00:43:00,748 --> 00:43:01,682 Just say... 817 00:43:01,715 --> 00:43:02,683 Yes. 818 00:43:02,716 --> 00:43:03,951 Yes, please. 819 00:43:03,984 --> 00:43:06,654 Wrong answer, sweetheart. 820 00:43:06,687 --> 00:43:08,022 Hey, uh, thanks for the tour, 821 00:43:08,055 --> 00:43:10,324 but I should probably be heading back. 822 00:43:10,357 --> 00:43:12,093 My sister and my friends are probably 823 00:43:12,126 --> 00:43:13,194 wondering about me. 824 00:43:14,428 --> 00:43:15,629 Here we go. 825 00:43:19,667 --> 00:43:22,002 You haven't even met Mr. Rektor yet. 826 00:43:22,036 --> 00:43:25,005 Oh, uh, oh, why, is he around? 827 00:44:13,487 --> 00:44:17,291 Welcome to the rest of your life. 828 00:44:22,163 --> 00:44:23,664 No shit. 829 00:44:26,867 --> 00:44:30,037 I grew up pulling all-nighters to watch re-runs of your show. 830 00:44:32,106 --> 00:44:34,275 Catch A Criminal with Elliot Jones. 831 00:44:34,308 --> 00:44:37,111 If you're a criminal preying on the innocent, 832 00:44:37,144 --> 00:44:39,113 if you assault, rape, and kill... 833 00:44:39,146 --> 00:44:40,114 Aahhh! 834 00:44:40,147 --> 00:44:41,916 We have a message for you. 835 00:44:41,949 --> 00:44:42,917 Watch out. 836 00:44:42,950 --> 00:44:45,119 Justice is back in town. 837 00:44:45,152 --> 00:44:48,189 Ride alone with Elliot Jones as he investigates, 838 00:44:48,222 --> 00:44:50,991 pursues, and brings down the darkest, 839 00:44:51,025 --> 00:44:54,195 most elusive night stalking predators on our streets. 840 00:44:54,228 --> 00:44:56,330 Catch A Criminal with Elliot Jones. 841 00:44:56,363 --> 00:44:57,932 Making America safer. 842 00:45:02,102 --> 00:45:04,371 Catch A Criminal with Elliot Jones. 843 00:45:04,405 --> 00:45:08,375 Thursdays at 9:00, 8:00 Central on BDN. 844 00:45:16,283 --> 00:45:17,318 What happened to you? 845 00:45:23,490 --> 00:45:26,827 My daughter, Molly, she was... 846 00:45:28,495 --> 00:45:30,264 she was murdered in the hotel suite 847 00:45:30,297 --> 00:45:32,066 of a record label executive. 848 00:45:35,069 --> 00:45:40,774 So... there was a trial, highly publicized search 849 00:45:40,808 --> 00:45:43,511 for her killer and all that bullshit. 850 00:45:43,545 --> 00:45:48,115 That's what led to setting the whole show in motion. 851 00:45:48,148 --> 00:45:51,519 But it was all for her, it was all for Molly. 852 00:45:54,855 --> 00:45:58,926 I followed every clue until it led me to the... 853 00:46:00,928 --> 00:46:02,796 The owner of the record label. 854 00:46:02,830 --> 00:46:04,865 Hmm. 855 00:46:04,898 --> 00:46:11,305 Who also happened to be the owner of the network 856 00:46:11,338 --> 00:46:13,575 that paid for my show. 857 00:46:13,608 --> 00:46:15,175 Steven Rektor. 858 00:46:18,245 --> 00:46:20,548 Steven fucking Rektor. 859 00:46:23,484 --> 00:46:25,986 This is our newest feature, 860 00:46:26,020 --> 00:46:28,590 personally designed by Mr. Rektor himself. 861 00:46:28,623 --> 00:46:29,456 It's the latest 862 00:46:29,490 --> 00:46:32,192 in immersive audio-visual experiences. 863 00:46:32,226 --> 00:46:33,827 What like VR? 864 00:46:33,861 --> 00:46:35,296 Like nothing you've ever seen. 865 00:46:39,366 --> 00:46:41,536 A lot of people think that vampires is the stuff 866 00:46:41,569 --> 00:46:44,271 of fairy tales, and novels, and all that bullshit. 867 00:46:44,305 --> 00:46:47,207 But little do they know that Bram Stoker himself 868 00:46:47,241 --> 00:46:48,909 was a vampire! 869 00:46:48,942 --> 00:46:52,346 Making up lies to distract us from the truth. 870 00:46:52,379 --> 00:46:56,584 That the vampire illuminati not only walks among us, 871 00:46:56,618 --> 00:47:02,189 they've gamed our entire system, our financial institutions. 872 00:47:02,222 --> 00:47:04,291 We got shadow governments making up laws 873 00:47:04,325 --> 00:47:06,093 we don't even fucking know about. 874 00:47:06,126 --> 00:47:09,430 Massive media mergers, algorithms, data mining 875 00:47:09,463 --> 00:47:11,465 to control what people think. 876 00:47:11,498 --> 00:47:14,168 While the police state keeps us in line. 877 00:47:15,102 --> 00:47:17,938 Now, we got a vaccine. 878 00:47:17,971 --> 00:47:20,474 Yeah, all in the name of healing the world 879 00:47:20,508 --> 00:47:23,110 when it's really about keeping our blood clean enough 880 00:47:23,143 --> 00:47:24,646 for their consumption. 881 00:47:24,679 --> 00:47:29,216 Rooting out the prey from a super society of predators 882 00:47:29,249 --> 00:47:35,657 who worship at the altar of a vampire illuminati. 883 00:47:35,690 --> 00:47:37,057 And that's the truth, baby. 884 00:47:39,927 --> 00:47:43,531 Okay so, I just lie there. 885 00:47:43,565 --> 00:47:46,500 Clothes on obviously, right. No? Okay, I'm joking. 886 00:47:46,534 --> 00:47:47,635 Alright. 887 00:47:49,637 --> 00:47:50,904 Whoa, here we go. 888 00:47:54,975 --> 00:47:56,210 Have fun. 889 00:48:54,134 --> 00:48:55,035 Hello? 890 00:48:57,572 --> 00:48:58,405 Hello, Jack. 891 00:49:01,375 --> 00:49:02,544 Steven? 892 00:49:02,577 --> 00:49:04,411 Cocksuckers, hang on a second. 893 00:49:05,713 --> 00:49:07,448 Here we go. 894 00:49:07,481 --> 00:49:08,583 Here we go. 895 00:49:11,285 --> 00:49:12,554 The Omega Society. 896 00:49:12,587 --> 00:49:14,488 It's the oldest and most secretive society 897 00:49:14,522 --> 00:49:16,390 on the planet. 898 00:49:16,423 --> 00:49:17,958 It's more of a cult really. 899 00:49:19,527 --> 00:49:22,296 Their origins date back since before recorded history. 900 00:49:23,497 --> 00:49:24,599 Want a smoke? 901 00:49:24,632 --> 00:49:26,701 Uh, I... I vape. 902 00:49:26,734 --> 00:49:27,702 Grow up. 903 00:49:29,771 --> 00:49:35,008 Look, they lived off the blood of small mammals until... 904 00:49:35,042 --> 00:49:38,312 until they realized that drinking human blood 905 00:49:38,345 --> 00:49:40,582 would give them immortal life. 906 00:49:40,615 --> 00:49:43,551 If they drank it often enough. 907 00:49:43,585 --> 00:49:45,520 But it wasn't long until us humans 908 00:49:45,553 --> 00:49:47,221 started fighting back. 909 00:49:47,254 --> 00:49:48,121 By the Middle Ages, 910 00:49:48,155 --> 00:49:50,057 we had these motherfuckers on the run. 911 00:49:50,090 --> 00:49:53,628 Then, they came up with a new tactic. 912 00:49:53,661 --> 00:49:57,064 Fleeing their villages in a mass migration. 913 00:49:57,097 --> 00:49:59,767 And then reintegrating into our society, 914 00:49:59,801 --> 00:50:04,606 pretending... pretending, mind you, to be one of us. 915 00:50:04,639 --> 00:50:06,139 But they're weak. 916 00:50:06,173 --> 00:50:08,075 They have a disease. 917 00:50:08,108 --> 00:50:11,713 The whole family has had a disease for 350 years. 918 00:50:11,746 --> 00:50:14,147 And now Rektor's dying. 919 00:50:14,181 --> 00:50:16,183 And he thinks you're the cure. 920 00:50:16,216 --> 00:50:17,585 What do you mean cure? 921 00:50:17,619 --> 00:50:20,153 Hunters way before me have been documenting their kills 922 00:50:20,187 --> 00:50:21,756 for centuries. 923 00:50:21,789 --> 00:50:25,392 But there is one event that changed everything. 924 00:50:25,425 --> 00:50:27,261 1627. 925 00:50:27,294 --> 00:50:29,463 During the Würzberg witch trials, 926 00:50:29,496 --> 00:50:32,767 a young woman, a leper was prayed over 927 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:36,370 by a powerful French cleric Armand Jean du som... 928 00:50:36,403 --> 00:50:37,437 Something. 929 00:50:37,471 --> 00:50:39,707 Said to be touched by God Himself. 930 00:50:39,741 --> 00:50:41,241 Anyway, puts his hands on her, 931 00:50:41,275 --> 00:50:44,077 says a prayer, and boom, she's healed. 932 00:50:44,111 --> 00:50:45,112 Just like that. 933 00:50:45,145 --> 00:50:46,280 True miracle. 934 00:50:46,313 --> 00:50:49,216 Well, she healed so fast, they thought she was a witch. 935 00:50:49,249 --> 00:50:51,753 Decided to burn her at the stake 936 00:50:51,786 --> 00:50:54,522 but the night before her execution, 937 00:50:54,556 --> 00:50:55,657 she had a visitor. 938 00:50:57,190 --> 00:51:00,327 A vampire patriarch brutally drained her 939 00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:04,666 of every ounce of blood in her frail body. 940 00:51:04,699 --> 00:51:10,270 But her blood... ...it was special. 941 00:51:10,304 --> 00:51:12,874 Infused by the Holy Spirit himself 942 00:51:12,907 --> 00:51:14,709 thanks to the cleric, you see. 943 00:51:14,742 --> 00:51:19,179 She was given the divine gift of life. 944 00:51:19,212 --> 00:51:23,116 That will wreak havoc on the dead. 945 00:51:23,150 --> 00:51:26,821 Her name was lost through time, but she was forever referred to 946 00:51:26,854 --> 00:51:32,827 as the "Geist des Schicksals", "the Ghost of Fate". 947 00:51:32,860 --> 00:51:35,530 And through the centuries, that infected bloodline 948 00:51:35,563 --> 00:51:38,633 has run rampant through the Rektor family 949 00:51:38,666 --> 00:51:41,836 making each generation shorter, and weaker, 950 00:51:41,869 --> 00:51:44,806 and more desperate than the ones before. 951 00:51:44,839 --> 00:51:48,509 And now Steven Rektor thinks that you and Jack are the cure. 952 00:51:48,543 --> 00:51:49,744 Holy shit. 953 00:51:49,777 --> 00:51:51,779 And hell, I think they're right! 954 00:51:51,813 --> 00:51:54,916 My theory is that not only is your blood the right type, 955 00:51:54,949 --> 00:51:57,317 but you and Jack have Rektor DNA. 956 00:51:57,351 --> 00:52:00,622 Your great grandpa Wilbur Chambers 957 00:52:00,655 --> 00:52:05,860 married a Lydia Riechtor, which could have been Rektor. 958 00:52:05,893 --> 00:52:07,595 Vampires are changing their fucking names 959 00:52:07,629 --> 00:52:08,663 all the time, 960 00:52:08,696 --> 00:52:11,331 That's why they're after you. 961 00:52:11,365 --> 00:52:15,770 'Cause they think you and Jack are part of the family. 962 00:52:15,803 --> 00:52:17,605 So, we gotta go now. 963 00:52:17,639 --> 00:52:19,172 - We're not ready. - Why not? 964 00:52:19,206 --> 00:52:20,742 We've gotta prepare. 965 00:52:20,775 --> 00:52:22,644 I thought that's what we've been doing. 966 00:52:22,677 --> 00:52:24,946 I've been killing vamps a long time, honey. 967 00:52:24,979 --> 00:52:28,348 Steven Rektor, that son of a bitch, 968 00:52:28,382 --> 00:52:29,584 he ain't no ordinary vampire. 969 00:52:29,617 --> 00:52:30,618 Nope. 970 00:52:30,652 --> 00:52:32,654 He's a dark lord, 971 00:52:32,687 --> 00:52:35,690 whose royal bloodline goes back to the very beginning. 972 00:52:35,723 --> 00:52:37,525 Now, you take him out, 973 00:52:37,558 --> 00:52:39,761 you take out one of the biggest vamp syndicates of all time. 974 00:52:39,794 --> 00:52:42,262 I can't believe this is my fucking life right now. 975 00:52:42,295 --> 00:52:46,166 Okay. Rektor's birthday as on record is 1921. 976 00:52:47,602 --> 00:52:51,471 Now, a vampire's natural lifespan is of course endless. 977 00:52:51,506 --> 00:52:53,808 But no financial or real estate records 978 00:52:53,841 --> 00:52:56,276 ever show one vampire ever living past 979 00:52:56,309 --> 00:52:56,844 the century mark. 980 00:52:56,878 --> 00:52:58,579 What does that mean? 981 00:52:58,613 --> 00:53:00,380 It means after 100 years, 982 00:53:00,414 --> 00:53:03,551 they simply vanish into thin air. 983 00:53:03,584 --> 00:53:05,853 So you're saying that Rektor is near the... 984 00:53:05,887 --> 00:53:07,855 expiration date. 985 00:53:07,889 --> 00:53:11,959 But he's also immortal, so what does that mean? 986 00:53:11,993 --> 00:53:15,563 Vampires age and die just like you and me. 987 00:53:15,596 --> 00:53:18,498 But their spirit never does. 988 00:53:18,533 --> 00:53:21,836 They simply move on to a new host. 989 00:53:21,869 --> 00:53:23,738 Somebody they feel can carry on their legacy. 990 00:53:23,771 --> 00:53:25,840 Yup, yup, that's Jack. 991 00:53:27,608 --> 00:53:28,910 I've been waiting for you. 992 00:53:32,046 --> 00:53:33,313 Wow, man. 993 00:53:33,346 --> 00:53:34,716 You look so... 994 00:53:34,749 --> 00:53:35,783 Real. 995 00:53:35,817 --> 00:53:37,719 Yeah. 996 00:53:37,752 --> 00:53:39,352 What... and dude, this place, it's... 997 00:53:39,386 --> 00:53:40,922 It's ah... 998 00:53:40,955 --> 00:53:43,457 You know, it's strange, it kind of reminds me of, um... 999 00:53:43,490 --> 00:53:44,759 Winston's Bar and Grill? 1000 00:53:46,359 --> 00:53:47,628 Yeah. 1001 00:53:47,662 --> 00:53:48,495 Dude. 1002 00:53:48,529 --> 00:53:49,630 Oh, yeah, no. 1003 00:53:49,664 --> 00:53:52,600 Man, I... I used to work here. 1004 00:53:52,633 --> 00:53:54,869 I mean not here, you know the... the real one. 1005 00:53:54,902 --> 00:53:56,704 Not virtual, but... 1006 00:53:56,738 --> 00:53:58,606 Yeah, no, I... I was the DJ. 1007 00:54:00,474 --> 00:54:02,710 I mean to be honest, I was pretty fucking bad. 1008 00:54:03,978 --> 00:54:08,281 Umm, but this place is where I made my first YouTube videos 1009 00:54:08,315 --> 00:54:09,050 with my roommate. 1010 00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:10,885 It's uh... 1011 00:54:10,918 --> 00:54:12,954 How did you know? 1012 00:54:12,987 --> 00:54:14,622 I know everything about you. 1013 00:54:14,655 --> 00:54:19,994 Your high school crush to your first viral video. 1014 00:54:20,027 --> 00:54:23,030 The first million dollars you ever made. 1015 00:54:23,064 --> 00:54:26,601 The day you met Liz to the exact amount of money 1016 00:54:26,634 --> 00:54:29,570 in your checking account right now. 1017 00:54:30,872 --> 00:54:32,740 Yeah. Oh, shit, uh... 1018 00:54:32,774 --> 00:54:35,777 You... about that, umm, Mr. Rektor, 1019 00:54:35,810 --> 00:54:38,478 the reason that account is so low is just because, 1020 00:54:38,513 --> 00:54:40,782 you know, our overheads are so high. 1021 00:54:40,815 --> 00:54:43,050 Uh, but I can assure you Stream Team's value 1022 00:54:43,084 --> 00:54:44,786 is still rocking high. 1023 00:54:44,819 --> 00:54:47,889 We don't care about all that. 1024 00:54:47,922 --> 00:54:50,858 Jack, everything you think you know about the world, 1025 00:54:50,892 --> 00:54:53,661 it's all about to change. 1026 00:54:53,694 --> 00:54:56,396 You are about to change. 1027 00:54:56,429 --> 00:54:57,665 I am? 1028 00:54:57,698 --> 00:55:01,301 It's time for your next evolutionary step. 1029 00:55:05,405 --> 00:55:07,041 Sorry, I... 1030 00:55:07,074 --> 00:55:08,643 I think I'm a bit confused. 1031 00:55:08,676 --> 00:55:12,379 Umm, when you say... What do you mean... 1032 00:55:17,484 --> 00:55:20,555 Huh, what's going on? 1033 00:55:25,793 --> 00:55:26,727 Umm... 1034 00:55:31,766 --> 00:55:33,768 Hey guys, very funny. 1035 00:55:33,801 --> 00:55:35,736 I get it. 1036 00:55:35,770 --> 00:55:38,005 You know I thought this was gonna be like a VR experience 1037 00:55:38,039 --> 00:55:41,008 on a beach, you know or in space. 1038 00:55:41,042 --> 00:55:42,910 Something. 1039 00:56:17,511 --> 00:56:19,479 Can someone let me out of here, please? 1040 00:56:21,048 --> 00:56:24,585 Oh, come on, okay. 1041 00:56:28,022 --> 00:56:30,457 Umm, okay, so, that was great. 1042 00:56:30,490 --> 00:56:33,094 I'm... I'm sorry, I... I... I have to go. 1043 00:56:33,127 --> 00:56:34,996 It was... It was nice meeting you guys, 1044 00:56:35,029 --> 00:56:36,864 but umm, listen, I'm sorry. 1045 00:56:36,898 --> 00:56:39,033 I uh, I... I really gotta go. 1046 00:56:39,066 --> 00:56:40,034 You're not going anywhere. 1047 00:56:40,067 --> 00:56:40,968 Sorry, Jack. 1048 00:56:41,002 --> 00:56:43,070 No, no, it's cool. No need to apologize. 1049 00:56:43,104 --> 00:56:44,805 I'm just gonna let myself out. 1050 00:56:44,839 --> 00:56:45,940 It was nice meeting you guys. 1051 00:56:47,141 --> 00:56:48,009 Liz? 1052 00:56:50,077 --> 00:56:51,178 Hi. 1053 00:56:53,014 --> 00:56:55,516 Baby. Oh, my God, baby. 1054 00:56:59,220 --> 00:57:00,121 Baby. 1055 00:57:01,789 --> 00:57:03,490 Are you okay? 1056 00:57:03,524 --> 00:57:05,226 Never better. 1057 00:57:05,259 --> 00:57:06,694 Baby, we... we... we gotta go. 1058 00:57:06,727 --> 00:57:08,495 - Now. - No. 1059 00:57:08,529 --> 00:57:10,131 - Why? - Why? 1060 00:57:10,164 --> 00:57:11,165 We made it, baby. 1061 00:57:11,198 --> 00:57:12,833 No, no, we didn't. 1062 00:57:12,867 --> 00:57:14,101 This place is a fucking trap. 1063 00:57:14,135 --> 00:57:15,703 Baby, we gotta go. 1064 00:57:15,736 --> 00:57:16,537 Kiss me. 1065 00:57:16,570 --> 00:57:17,538 Now? 1066 00:57:17,571 --> 00:57:19,006 Kiss me. 1067 00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:20,141 Oh, shit! 1068 00:57:20,174 --> 00:57:21,709 Oh, shit. You're one of them. 1069 00:57:21,742 --> 00:57:23,244 Eternal life, Jack. 1070 00:57:23,277 --> 00:57:24,145 Think about it. 1071 00:57:24,178 --> 00:57:26,147 We have more money, power, and success 1072 00:57:26,180 --> 00:57:27,615 than we ever imagined. 1073 00:57:27,648 --> 00:57:29,750 It's the Holy Grail, Jack. 1074 00:57:29,784 --> 00:57:32,253 No, no, no, I'm sorry, this is not okay. 1075 00:57:32,286 --> 00:57:33,521 I can't... 1076 00:57:33,554 --> 00:57:35,523 We can't be like these people. 1077 00:57:35,556 --> 00:57:37,658 We just need to get you to a hospital. 1078 00:57:37,692 --> 00:57:39,961 You know, there's still time. We can reverse this. 1079 00:57:39,994 --> 00:57:42,697 Oh, fuck fangs, oh, God. 1080 00:57:42,730 --> 00:57:43,664 Oh. 1081 00:57:47,001 --> 00:57:48,736 Ah. 1082 00:57:48,769 --> 00:57:49,870 Goodnight, Jack. 1083 00:58:09,957 --> 00:58:11,192 Let me out of here. 1084 00:58:11,225 --> 00:58:13,661 Oh, let's not be difficult here. 1085 00:58:13,694 --> 00:58:15,229 You should be grateful. 1086 00:58:15,262 --> 00:58:18,199 You're about to be a king, and join the spirits 1087 00:58:18,232 --> 00:58:20,034 with the longest bloodline in the world. 1088 00:58:22,103 --> 00:58:24,672 Please, I'm begging you. 1089 00:58:24,705 --> 00:58:25,740 There's been a mistake. 1090 00:58:25,773 --> 00:58:27,641 This isn't what we signed up for. 1091 00:58:27,675 --> 00:58:28,843 Page six. 1092 00:58:28,876 --> 00:58:31,746 A full transference of all of Steven and Beverly Rektor's 1093 00:58:31,779 --> 00:58:34,315 assets, including their own personal DNA. 1094 00:58:34,348 --> 00:58:36,751 You did read the contract, correct? 1095 00:58:39,353 --> 00:58:42,823 Look, whatever you're planning, just find someone else, okay? 1096 00:58:42,857 --> 00:58:46,160 I'm... I'm not gonna tell anyone, I promise. 1097 00:58:46,193 --> 00:58:47,862 We don't want anyone. 1098 00:58:47,895 --> 00:58:49,964 We chose you. 1099 00:58:49,997 --> 00:58:52,800 Chose me for what? 1100 00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:55,002 Welcome to the family. 1101 00:58:55,036 --> 00:58:56,103 What, no! 1102 00:58:56,137 --> 00:58:58,672 No, please. No. 1103 00:59:03,277 --> 00:59:07,882 Well, full transition, less than an hour. 1104 00:59:07,915 --> 00:59:09,884 An hour? I saw him like an hour ago. 1105 00:59:09,917 --> 00:59:11,585 That's why I'm saying we should be going now. 1106 00:59:11,619 --> 00:59:14,889 These bastards are the most vicious, the strongest, 1107 00:59:14,922 --> 00:59:18,125 fastest, most vile motherfuckers on this planet. 1108 00:59:18,159 --> 00:59:20,728 The games are over, honey. 1109 00:59:20,761 --> 00:59:21,562 You walk in that house, 1110 00:59:21,595 --> 00:59:23,297 chances are you'll get exsanguinated 1111 00:59:23,330 --> 00:59:25,800 in less than a minute walking through the door. 1112 00:59:25,833 --> 00:59:26,834 Sounds fun. 1113 00:59:26,867 --> 00:59:29,236 Hey, I'm serious. 1114 00:59:29,270 --> 00:59:30,638 You gotta follow my lead. 1115 00:59:33,641 --> 00:59:35,076 Whatever it takes to save my brother. 1116 00:59:37,945 --> 00:59:40,614 You know I always thought I'd die alone. 1117 00:59:40,648 --> 00:59:42,116 It's nice to know I got some company. 1118 00:59:45,653 --> 00:59:47,254 Always aim for the chest. 1119 00:59:47,288 --> 00:59:51,092 A wooden stake or a silver blade through the heart, 1120 00:59:51,125 --> 00:59:53,761 are the only proven way to kill these bastards. 1121 00:59:53,794 --> 00:59:55,329 How... how long have you been killing these things for? 1122 00:59:57,665 --> 00:59:58,966 A long fucking time. 1123 00:59:58,999 --> 01:00:00,334 Come on. 1124 01:00:00,367 --> 01:00:03,704 Countermeasures, always have 'em on you. 1125 01:00:03,737 --> 01:00:06,173 Crosses, the fear of God slows 'em down. 1126 01:00:06,207 --> 01:00:08,175 But mine packs an extra punch. 1127 01:00:08,209 --> 01:00:09,376 Cute. 1128 01:00:09,410 --> 01:00:11,212 Holy water. 1129 01:00:11,245 --> 01:00:13,114 Only use this as a last resort 1130 01:00:13,147 --> 01:00:15,182 when shit really hits the fan, okay? 1131 01:00:15,216 --> 01:00:18,953 And no self-respecting vampire hunter 1132 01:00:18,986 --> 01:00:20,821 ever leaves home without a pack of these babies. 1133 01:00:22,723 --> 01:00:25,326 Liquid garlic. 1134 01:00:25,359 --> 01:00:29,730 Explodes on contact with any vamp scum. 1135 01:00:29,763 --> 01:00:31,732 Huh, vamp scum? 1136 01:00:31,765 --> 01:00:34,001 Yeah. What? 1137 01:00:34,034 --> 01:00:35,002 Nothing. 1138 01:00:35,035 --> 01:00:36,770 It's a cool nickname. 1139 01:00:36,804 --> 01:00:38,439 And last but sure as shit not least, 1140 01:00:38,472 --> 01:00:40,274 there's the four-second rule. 1141 01:00:40,307 --> 01:00:42,209 Now, a typical vampire just wants to drain your blood 1142 01:00:42,243 --> 01:00:44,879 and leave you for dead, right? 1143 01:00:44,912 --> 01:00:48,916 But if you get fangs in with the dark Lord or his ilk, 1144 01:00:48,949 --> 01:00:51,919 you got exactly four Mississippis to get 'em out 1145 01:00:51,952 --> 01:00:52,753 before you turn. 1146 01:00:52,786 --> 01:00:55,356 And if you do turn, I got no choice, 1147 01:00:55,389 --> 01:00:58,425 but to stake your ass to the grave. 1148 01:00:58,459 --> 01:00:59,994 Ditto. 1149 01:01:01,495 --> 01:01:02,963 Fat chance, kid. 1150 01:01:05,799 --> 01:01:07,201 We're close. 1151 01:01:08,736 --> 01:01:11,071 Anything else I should know? 1152 01:01:11,105 --> 01:01:14,308 Yeah, yeah, there is. 1153 01:01:14,341 --> 01:01:16,877 We're gonna do everything we can to help your brother. 1154 01:01:16,911 --> 01:01:22,183 But there are thousands of lives at stake here. 1155 01:01:22,216 --> 01:01:24,451 Now, we got three hours till sunrise 1156 01:01:24,485 --> 01:01:26,487 and a lot of vampire ass to kick between now and then. 1157 01:01:26,521 --> 01:01:30,257 So, are you ready? 1158 01:01:30,291 --> 01:01:33,093 Actually give me one second. 1159 01:01:33,127 --> 01:01:34,962 What the hell are you doing? 1160 01:01:34,995 --> 01:01:37,231 I may have missed the semi-finals, 1161 01:01:37,264 --> 01:01:39,466 I'm gonna show the league that I'm good enough to go pro. 1162 01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:41,235 You're filming this? 1163 01:01:41,268 --> 01:01:42,870 Got a problem with that? 1164 01:01:42,903 --> 01:01:43,871 Do I have a choice? 1165 01:01:43,904 --> 01:01:45,773 No, not really. 1166 01:01:45,806 --> 01:01:47,942 Alright, locked and loaded. 1167 01:02:57,311 --> 01:02:58,012 Holy crap, guys. 1168 01:02:58,045 --> 01:02:59,980 Flynn Chambers is back on live. 1169 01:03:00,014 --> 01:03:01,181 Oh, my gosh. 1170 01:03:01,215 --> 01:03:04,018 And it looks like she's in a secret bunker with her dad. 1171 01:03:04,051 --> 01:03:04,719 That's not her dad. 1172 01:03:04,753 --> 01:03:06,920 Her dad died three years ago. 1173 01:03:06,954 --> 01:03:09,189 Let's just say it, her outfit's pretty badass. 1174 01:03:09,223 --> 01:03:10,357 She looks like she can kill. 1175 01:03:10,391 --> 01:03:11,825 And the whole bow and arrow thing 1176 01:03:11,859 --> 01:03:13,861 is very Fortnite 2019. 1177 01:03:13,894 --> 01:03:16,430 But she's bringing it back and I'm here for it. 1178 01:03:16,463 --> 01:03:17,998 This stuff is legit scary though. 1179 01:03:18,032 --> 01:03:19,601 We need to find out who that guy is. 1180 01:03:19,634 --> 01:03:20,501 Yeah, for real. 1181 01:03:20,535 --> 01:03:22,403 That guy is mad sus. 1182 01:03:22,436 --> 01:03:23,971 Wait, look... Looks like she's starting. 1183 01:03:24,004 --> 01:03:25,939 Shhh. 1184 01:03:45,059 --> 01:03:46,393 Whoa, whoa. 1185 01:03:46,427 --> 01:03:48,929 Easy here, ladies. 1186 01:03:48,962 --> 01:03:50,464 Easy, girls. 1187 01:03:50,497 --> 01:03:51,566 Easy now. 1188 01:04:00,441 --> 01:04:01,875 A little help here! 1189 01:04:13,253 --> 01:04:15,089 A little help here! 1190 01:04:30,471 --> 01:04:31,606 Oh. 1191 01:04:38,212 --> 01:04:40,013 Nice reflexes there, lady. 1192 01:04:40,047 --> 01:04:43,050 Fuck you very much. 1193 01:04:43,083 --> 01:04:44,519 Here. 1194 01:04:44,552 --> 01:04:46,420 Rektor's close. 1195 01:04:46,453 --> 01:04:48,523 I can feel it. 1196 01:04:48,556 --> 01:04:52,092 So when we find Rektor, how do we take him down? 1197 01:04:52,126 --> 01:04:56,564 Yeah, thanks for reminding me. 1198 01:04:56,598 --> 01:04:58,499 Are you fucking kidding me? 1199 01:04:58,533 --> 01:04:59,967 You insane? 1200 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,002 When I said I'd alone, I wasn't fucking. 1201 01:05:07,642 --> 01:05:11,245 There's no known way to kill a Dark Lord or his queen. 1202 01:05:11,278 --> 01:05:13,347 I'm just looking for some way, any way 1203 01:05:13,380 --> 01:05:15,149 to break the cycle and in the transition 1204 01:05:15,182 --> 01:05:16,950 maybe save your brother. 1205 01:05:16,984 --> 01:05:18,385 Alright. 1206 01:05:18,419 --> 01:05:21,388 The simple fact is ain't nobody ever done that 1207 01:05:21,422 --> 01:05:23,357 and lived to tell the tale. 1208 01:05:23,390 --> 01:05:26,960 Nobody but nobody in a thousand years 1209 01:05:26,994 --> 01:05:29,062 has ever successfully taken down the leader 1210 01:05:29,096 --> 01:05:30,397 of a vampire syndicate. 1211 01:05:30,431 --> 01:05:33,701 In fact, there's only been three documented attempts. 1212 01:05:33,735 --> 01:05:38,038 First, is none other than the inspiration for Dracula himself. 1213 01:05:38,071 --> 01:05:39,707 Vlad the Impaler. 1214 01:05:39,741 --> 01:05:42,443 A brutal leader who, as legend has it, 1215 01:05:42,476 --> 01:05:47,014 dipped pieces of bread in bowls of his victims' blood. 1216 01:05:47,047 --> 01:05:49,684 He staked their bodies all over Eastern Europe. 1217 01:05:49,717 --> 01:05:53,220 But not documented, Vlad was almost defeated 1218 01:05:53,253 --> 01:05:56,990 by a Bavarian goldsmith named Syd the Shylock. 1219 01:05:57,024 --> 01:05:59,594 Trapped Vlad with the aid of his cousin, Esther, 1220 01:05:59,627 --> 01:06:00,895 who well may be a whore. 1221 01:06:00,929 --> 01:06:03,631 And he fed him divine water and garlic injections 1222 01:06:03,665 --> 01:06:05,600 for three weeks straight. 1223 01:06:05,633 --> 01:06:08,268 But one morning when Syd left for town, 1224 01:06:08,302 --> 01:06:10,103 Vlad seduced Esther, 1225 01:06:10,137 --> 01:06:13,508 with the promise of a real apple. 1226 01:06:13,541 --> 01:06:15,643 It was very rare those days. 1227 01:06:15,677 --> 01:06:18,078 And that was the end of Syd and Esther and the last time 1228 01:06:18,111 --> 01:06:22,750 anybody ever saw or heard of Vlad the Impaler. 1229 01:06:22,784 --> 01:06:25,152 And then there's Jack the Ripper. 1230 01:06:25,185 --> 01:06:26,420 Most consider the Welsh murderer, 1231 01:06:26,453 --> 01:06:28,188 the very first serial killer, 1232 01:06:28,222 --> 01:06:31,258 but while Scotland Yard was desperate to catch Jack, 1233 01:06:31,291 --> 01:06:34,629 one detective, Frederick George Abberline, 1234 01:06:34,662 --> 01:06:36,163 knew the truth. 1235 01:06:36,196 --> 01:06:38,332 Jack wasn't a serial killer. 1236 01:06:38,365 --> 01:06:40,735 He was the leader of a Welsh vampire syndicate, 1237 01:06:40,768 --> 01:06:43,070 known as The Blood Prince. 1238 01:06:44,839 --> 01:06:48,041 And our friend Frederick almost busted the entire ring. 1239 01:06:48,075 --> 01:06:50,444 Killed dozens of vamps including several members 1240 01:06:50,477 --> 01:06:52,312 of Jack's own family. 1241 01:06:52,346 --> 01:06:55,650 But even with the most inventive steam punk armory, 1242 01:06:55,683 --> 01:06:57,519 some of which we still use today, 1243 01:06:57,552 --> 01:07:00,454 his tactics were no match for the Ripper. 1244 01:07:00,487 --> 01:07:02,690 The Blood Prince seduced Frederick 1245 01:07:02,724 --> 01:07:06,761 with the one thing the detective always wanted, 1246 01:07:06,794 --> 01:07:08,730 dental surgery. 1247 01:07:08,763 --> 01:07:11,164 Which brings us to the Rektor's, 1248 01:07:11,198 --> 01:07:15,570 this creepy fucking bunker, and our sorry asses. 1249 01:07:15,603 --> 01:07:17,772 Yeah, well, I'm not down for a suicide mission, bro. 1250 01:07:17,805 --> 01:07:18,706 Okay, you're gonna need to give me something else 1251 01:07:18,740 --> 01:07:20,374 to work with. 1252 01:07:20,407 --> 01:07:22,510 According to the great prophecy, 1253 01:07:22,544 --> 01:07:24,679 there's one way to kill a Dark Lord, 1254 01:07:24,712 --> 01:07:26,681 and that's for him to get fanged 1255 01:07:26,714 --> 01:07:29,082 by somebody from his own blood order, 1256 01:07:29,116 --> 01:07:32,654 i.e. somebody that he himself converted. 1257 01:07:33,788 --> 01:07:37,090 That right there is just downright impossible, honey. 1258 01:07:37,124 --> 01:07:38,492 There has to be another way. 1259 01:07:38,526 --> 01:07:41,261 Now, you find that out. 1260 01:07:42,530 --> 01:07:44,298 And you let me know, okay. 1261 01:07:49,904 --> 01:07:52,439 Our guests have arrived. 1262 01:07:52,472 --> 01:07:54,709 Rektor's bodyguard. 1263 01:07:54,742 --> 01:07:57,845 Might be the only one that knows where your brother is now. 1264 01:07:57,879 --> 01:08:00,147 Hey buddy, how you doing? 1265 01:08:02,482 --> 01:08:03,685 More coming to your way. 1266 01:08:07,789 --> 01:08:09,489 I bet you're wondering why the big guy 1267 01:08:09,524 --> 01:08:11,458 didn't take us down? 1268 01:08:11,491 --> 01:08:14,261 Well, because he knows and I know, 1269 01:08:14,294 --> 01:08:15,763 we're already dead. 1270 01:08:17,431 --> 01:08:18,600 Alright. 1271 01:08:20,167 --> 01:08:21,803 Are you ready for this? 1272 01:08:21,836 --> 01:08:24,471 Because things are about to go from mildly nightmarish 1273 01:08:24,505 --> 01:08:27,140 to completely bat shit fucking crazy. 1274 01:08:27,174 --> 01:08:28,108 Hmm? 1275 01:08:28,141 --> 01:08:30,177 What do you think, they're waiting for us? 1276 01:08:30,210 --> 01:08:31,512 What the fuck do you think? 1277 01:08:33,815 --> 01:08:36,283 All the shit we do for family. 1278 01:09:13,286 --> 01:09:15,222 Oh, my God. 1279 01:09:15,255 --> 01:09:17,457 That's the worst thing I've ever seen. 1280 01:09:17,491 --> 01:09:19,661 All that blood for one vampire? 1281 01:09:19,694 --> 01:09:20,962 Not just one. 1282 01:09:20,995 --> 01:09:22,964 You see all them tube feeders? 1283 01:09:22,997 --> 01:09:25,332 Means this vamp ring is a lot bigger than I thought. 1284 01:09:27,802 --> 01:09:28,870 Come on. 1285 01:09:37,712 --> 01:09:39,446 Oh, my God. 1286 01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:40,948 - Looks like a... - Trap. 1287 01:09:46,954 --> 01:09:48,488 Jack? 1288 01:09:48,523 --> 01:09:50,558 Jack, Jack, come on. 1289 01:09:50,591 --> 01:09:52,259 Jack, look, Jack, you have to wake up. 1290 01:09:52,292 --> 01:09:53,493 Please. Jack? 1291 01:09:53,528 --> 01:09:55,228 Stop. 1292 01:09:57,497 --> 01:09:59,600 Mr. Jones. 1293 01:09:59,634 --> 01:10:00,467 Welcome to the party. 1294 01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:01,969 Hello, bitch. 1295 01:10:02,003 --> 01:10:03,336 Flynn. 1296 01:10:03,370 --> 01:10:05,873 Hey, where is he, vamp scum? 1297 01:10:05,907 --> 01:10:08,341 He's been waiting for you. 1298 01:10:08,375 --> 01:10:10,444 Where is he? 1299 01:10:12,513 --> 01:10:14,549 Oh, I'm sorry, was that a question? 1300 01:10:14,582 --> 01:10:17,384 'Cause I thought you knew everything about us. 1301 01:10:17,417 --> 01:10:18,418 Try me. 1302 01:10:26,326 --> 01:10:28,730 Jesus, fuck. 1303 01:10:28,763 --> 01:10:30,865 They've been hiding his decline for years. 1304 01:10:30,898 --> 01:10:33,333 That's Rektor? 1305 01:10:33,366 --> 01:10:34,669 Who did we speak to before? 1306 01:10:34,702 --> 01:10:36,537 Goddamn deep fake program. 1307 01:10:36,571 --> 01:10:38,305 Remember, trust nobody. 1308 01:10:38,338 --> 01:10:40,675 Believe nothing. 1309 01:10:40,708 --> 01:10:44,512 And this piece of shit, it's been a long time coming, 1310 01:10:44,545 --> 01:10:47,749 you bloodsucking megalomaniac shit fucker. 1311 01:10:47,782 --> 01:10:51,519 Now, huh, we meet at last. 1312 01:10:51,552 --> 01:10:52,987 Well, not exactly. 1313 01:10:58,693 --> 01:11:00,728 You missed them by about an hour. 1314 01:11:00,762 --> 01:11:03,030 We did? 1315 01:11:03,064 --> 01:11:05,298 Beverly Rektor has safely transitioned 1316 01:11:05,332 --> 01:11:07,034 to her new host body. 1317 01:11:10,772 --> 01:11:13,007 What about this piece of shit? 1318 01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:15,576 Oh, well, Steven is somewhere in transit, 1319 01:11:15,610 --> 01:11:17,945 as his host completes his transfusion. 1320 01:11:20,047 --> 01:11:21,616 Once the royal blood is in, 1321 01:11:21,649 --> 01:11:24,852 it means the spirit can finally bind the body. 1322 01:11:24,886 --> 01:11:27,555 It's the final step. 1323 01:11:27,588 --> 01:11:28,523 I'm sorry, darling. 1324 01:11:28,556 --> 01:11:29,422 No! 1325 01:11:31,993 --> 01:11:34,896 No fucking way. 1326 01:11:34,929 --> 01:11:37,698 He didn't know what he was getting into, alright? 1327 01:11:37,732 --> 01:11:40,467 You can do whatever the hell you want with her. 1328 01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:41,936 Stay the fuck away from my brother. 1329 01:11:44,404 --> 01:11:46,607 Think they'll just kill each other? 1330 01:11:46,641 --> 01:11:49,577 Have fun draining, Mr. Jones. 1331 01:11:49,610 --> 01:11:51,879 I'm gonna make sure the sister stays in the family. 1332 01:11:52,847 --> 01:11:55,482 Holy shit. 1333 01:11:55,516 --> 01:11:57,484 They want you to be the liaison. 1334 01:11:59,687 --> 01:12:01,823 It's a half-vampire, half-human 1335 01:12:01,856 --> 01:12:04,859 bound to the do the bidding of the king and queen, forever. 1336 01:12:06,928 --> 01:12:08,095 No. 1337 01:12:08,129 --> 01:12:09,163 That's not gonna happen. 1338 01:12:09,197 --> 01:12:11,632 I've always wanted to taste someone's integrity. 1339 01:12:13,734 --> 01:12:15,069 Bring it, vamp scum. 1340 01:12:25,646 --> 01:12:26,747 That was easy. 1341 01:12:44,866 --> 01:12:46,033 Jesus! 1342 01:13:10,024 --> 01:13:12,459 Get the hell off me, you fucking vamp. 1343 01:13:21,836 --> 01:13:22,469 Die, bitch. 1344 01:13:29,777 --> 01:13:31,579 Did she? 1345 01:13:31,612 --> 01:13:32,747 Am I? 1346 01:13:32,780 --> 01:13:34,782 Nah, you're good. 1347 01:13:44,025 --> 01:13:46,193 Alright, let's shut this shit down. 1348 01:13:46,227 --> 01:13:47,094 Shall we? 1349 01:13:49,063 --> 01:13:51,065 I'm sorry, guys. 1350 01:13:51,098 --> 01:13:54,168 He's mine now. 1351 01:13:54,201 --> 01:13:56,737 Don't listen to her. She's a queen now. 1352 01:13:56,771 --> 01:13:57,805 Not her true self. 1353 01:13:57,838 --> 01:14:00,041 No, no, that's Liz. 1354 01:14:02,043 --> 01:14:04,477 I'm gonna gut this bitch once and for all. 1355 01:14:04,512 --> 01:14:06,847 Oh, sweetie, try me. 1356 01:14:16,123 --> 01:14:17,658 A little help here! 1357 01:14:19,727 --> 01:14:21,562 No! 1358 01:15:10,845 --> 01:15:12,113 Flynn! 1359 01:15:12,146 --> 01:15:14,682 Fucking queen, don't let her get away! 1360 01:16:01,328 --> 01:16:02,797 - Press the blood. - Where's the button? 1361 01:16:02,830 --> 01:16:04,131 Press the fucking blood. 1362 01:16:04,165 --> 01:16:05,733 Aahh... 1363 01:16:05,766 --> 01:16:07,134 The plan is not exactly simple. 1364 01:16:07,168 --> 01:16:09,136 Feeding Rektor back his own royal blood 1365 01:16:09,170 --> 01:16:10,171 takes a lot of steps. 1366 01:16:10,204 --> 01:16:11,338 So, to make it clear, for all you 1367 01:16:11,372 --> 01:16:14,975 YouTubing, TikToking cocksuckers out there, 1368 01:16:15,009 --> 01:16:15,943 here are some tips. 1369 01:17:13,334 --> 01:17:14,735 Aaah! Help. 1370 01:17:14,768 --> 01:17:16,670 Oh, my God, Flynn. 1371 01:17:18,139 --> 01:17:19,373 Please get me out of this thing. 1372 01:17:19,406 --> 01:17:21,075 Come on. 1373 01:17:21,108 --> 01:17:24,345 Look. 1374 01:17:24,378 --> 01:17:25,813 Oh, God. 1375 01:17:33,988 --> 01:17:35,856 Ah, you thought I forgot. 1376 01:17:35,890 --> 01:17:38,125 So, the third and perhaps the closest, 1377 01:17:38,159 --> 01:17:40,694 anybody's ever come to busting a syndicate 1378 01:17:40,728 --> 01:17:45,833 happened in the afternoon of November 24th in 1971. 1379 01:17:45,866 --> 01:17:48,769 A charismatic vamp posing as an ad man 1380 01:17:48,802 --> 01:17:50,871 was well on his way to manipulating the masses 1381 01:17:50,905 --> 01:17:53,274 through Madison Avenue and forming a movement 1382 01:17:53,307 --> 01:17:55,776 to create large feeding areas 1383 01:17:55,809 --> 01:17:58,913 that would later become known as discos. 1384 01:17:58,946 --> 01:18:01,916 But on his way to triumph, he was double crossed 1385 01:18:01,949 --> 01:18:03,117 by a royal member 1386 01:18:03,150 --> 01:18:05,886 who was determined to use this disco concept 1387 01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:09,190 for a long time dream to become a pop star. 1388 01:18:09,223 --> 01:18:12,493 She sold out the ad man to an elite group of slayers, 1389 01:18:12,527 --> 01:18:17,765 who staged a coup on a flight from Portland to Seattle. 1390 01:18:17,798 --> 01:18:18,933 Sensing danger, 1391 01:18:18,966 --> 01:18:21,969 the now iconic bloodsucker, otherwise known 1392 01:18:22,002 --> 01:18:25,372 by the name of D.B. Cooper disappeared forever. 1393 01:18:27,274 --> 01:18:29,076 - Oh, fuck me! - Oh. 1394 01:18:29,109 --> 01:18:31,245 Oh, God. Whoa. 1395 01:18:31,278 --> 01:18:33,180 Oh, my God, oh, my God, Flynn. 1396 01:18:33,214 --> 01:18:34,248 I'm so sorry, you were right. 1397 01:18:34,281 --> 01:18:35,816 You were right about all of it. 1398 01:18:35,849 --> 01:18:36,917 I know, what else is new? 1399 01:18:38,085 --> 01:18:39,386 Please get me out of this thing. 1400 01:18:39,420 --> 01:18:41,822 - Come on. - Uhhh. 1401 01:18:41,855 --> 01:18:44,191 Oh, my God. 1402 01:18:44,225 --> 01:18:45,893 - Are we too late? - Oh, yeah. 1403 01:18:45,926 --> 01:18:48,295 Listen, you did a pretty good job. 1404 01:18:48,329 --> 01:18:49,463 - Yeah. - What about this? 1405 01:18:49,496 --> 01:18:50,431 Oh, yeah. 1406 01:18:54,935 --> 01:18:56,971 You got three minutes to get your brother out of here. 1407 01:18:59,406 --> 01:19:01,809 Hey, it was pretty fun, wasn't it? 1408 01:19:01,842 --> 01:19:03,344 Huh? 1409 01:19:03,377 --> 01:19:05,145 Not really. 1410 01:19:05,179 --> 01:19:06,146 It's alright. 1411 01:19:08,382 --> 01:19:11,018 Let's go. It was nice meeting you again. 1412 01:19:11,051 --> 01:19:14,288 Hey, remember, trust nobody. 1413 01:19:16,156 --> 01:19:17,992 Believe nothing. 1414 01:19:37,411 --> 01:19:38,312 Flynn! 1415 01:20:06,173 --> 01:20:07,274 Come on, let's go. 1416 01:20:26,460 --> 01:20:27,595 It's vamp time. 1417 01:21:23,450 --> 01:21:24,385 Good show. 1418 01:21:24,418 --> 01:21:26,220 Elliot Jones did it. 1419 01:21:26,253 --> 01:21:27,689 Hoo, hoo! 1420 01:21:27,722 --> 01:21:31,191 So, if you're ever invited to an exclusive party 1421 01:21:31,225 --> 01:21:33,460 that you have no business being in 1422 01:21:33,494 --> 01:21:36,029 or offered a business opportunity 1423 01:21:36,063 --> 01:21:37,931 that is too good to be true. 1424 01:21:37,965 --> 01:21:39,333 Or you meet an impeccably-dressed 1425 01:21:39,366 --> 01:21:42,469 handsome billionaire who has a Red Room, 1426 01:21:42,503 --> 01:21:44,606 you need to ask yourself, 1427 01:21:44,639 --> 01:21:47,274 "Am I the prey or the predator?" 1428 01:21:50,144 --> 01:21:53,447 And "Do I have what it takes to be a motherfucking slayer?" 1429 01:23:50,130 --> 01:23:51,533 I know a lot of you have questions. 1430 01:23:51,566 --> 01:23:53,066 I definitely do. 1431 01:23:53,100 --> 01:23:55,703 Like is this a new promo for a new vampire movie? 1432 01:23:55,737 --> 01:23:58,105 If it's so, what's the name? 1433 01:23:58,138 --> 01:24:00,107 And I guess Jules finally quit the business. 1434 01:24:01,108 --> 01:24:02,744 And when is Liz's new nail kit coming out? 1435 01:24:02,777 --> 01:24:05,279 'Cause this bitch definitely needs it. 1436 01:24:05,312 --> 01:24:06,548 Sophie, what's our news for today? 1437 01:24:09,149 --> 01:24:11,184 Okay, guys, so I listen to MPR 1438 01:24:11,218 --> 01:24:14,556 and basically, everyone went missing from the compound. 1439 01:24:14,589 --> 01:24:17,559 And there are serious reports of foul play. 1440 01:24:17,592 --> 01:24:19,059 What's MPR, girl? 1441 01:24:20,460 --> 01:24:21,563 Idiot. 1442 01:24:23,497 --> 01:24:25,299 So today our plan is to look back 1443 01:24:25,332 --> 01:24:27,735 from the live streams and posts from the past few days. 1444 01:24:27,769 --> 01:24:28,803 But before we do that, 1445 01:24:28,836 --> 01:24:32,707 I gotta give a big shout-out to our sponsor, LIT. 1446 01:24:32,740 --> 01:24:36,143 It's a new deodorant for dudes like me and you. 1447 01:24:36,176 --> 01:24:38,412 Also don't forget to subscribe. 1448 01:24:38,445 --> 01:24:40,414 What about my sweatshirt sponsorship? 1449 01:24:40,447 --> 01:24:41,583 - No one cares about that. - No one cares. 1450 01:24:41,616 --> 01:24:43,483 But... but this. 102173