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♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo,
boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo,
boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo,
boo, boo ♪
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[laughs]
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Ooh! [growls]
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- Mommy!
- Aaaaaaah!
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- Duncan!
- Duncan!
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[birds chirping]
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All right.
[knuckles crack]
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Let's see what's happening
in the Meta-verse.
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That name scares me.
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Mark Zuckerberg is playing God.
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Hmm, "Celebrate the people
you love most
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with a special birthday wish."
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God, that's a lot of pressure.
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Annie, give me something
emotional and heartfelt.
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How about "HBD"?
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That's beautiful.
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HBD, HBD, HBD, HBD, HBD. Done.
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[both groan]
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- [gobbling]
- [sighs]
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Hi to you too, kids.
How was school today?
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You went to school.
What do you think?
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Why do you even care?
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That's okay.
I'll ask our pleasant child.
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Mommy!
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School was wonderful.
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I can't wait to tell you
everything that happened.
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Oh, yeah.
That's the stuff.
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I got my first part
in the kindergarten play,
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"Goldilocks
and the Three Bears."
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Classic story.
"The Sopranos" of fairy tales.
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So are you Goldilocks
or one of the bears?
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Better.
Tree Number Four.
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Nice.
I played many a tree.
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The key is don't drink
two liters of Mountain Dew
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before the play.
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You peed
all over George Washington
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when he chopped you down.
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- Smile, Jing.
- Ah!
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BroadwayBaby. Post.
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You don't have to say "post"
every time you post something.
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That's the most fun part.
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[notification chimes]
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Aw.
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"Congrats, so proud." Post.
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[notification chimes]
- "Nice post, Jack." Post.
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[notification chimes]
- Stop narrating.
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Hey, let's go celebrate
Jing's breakout role.
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I got free passes to mini-golf
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'cause I found a human foot
in their septic tank
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and agreed to keep it quiet.
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Status update.
"Too blessed to be stressed."
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Post.
[both groan]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Okay, it's a 30-degree slope
past the Fairy Princess Castle
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with a slight backwind.
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I'm gonna go putter.
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Yeah, that's right. Yeah.
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[Mavis barks]
Damn, Mavis.
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I'm trying to get
my pre-scandal Tiger Woods on!
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No, not the center.
That's the sucker hole.
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You see how worn down it is?
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That's from suckers sucking.
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You act like
you're God's gift to mini-golf.
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Yeah.
Why do I act that way?
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Boom.
Oh, yeah, that's why.
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Nothing but cup.
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Next up, pirate ship.
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They don't tell you this,
but the cannon is a shortcut.
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My ball's green!
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And mine's blue.
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Aw, I love
our post-worthy kids.
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Okay, now let's get one
by the windmill.
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What do you think, Jack?
Amster-DamnGoodTime.
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[chuckling]
Oh, can we post that?
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I mean,
my Aunt Faye just called
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for the public hanging
of the school board,
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so I think we can.
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You've taken a photo of us
at every hole.
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I feel like
the world's lamest influencer.
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Dut-dut-dut, just get
in front of the windmill
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and try to look better
than other people's kids.
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[gasps] Aah!
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Oh, my God.
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Don't worry, Duncan.
I'll switch to video.
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Aah!
[groans]
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Thank God it's over.
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Aah!
[gurgles]
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[grunts]
Thank God it's over.
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[grunts]
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Hey, Duncan,
which one's the shortcut?
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The cannon!
[grunting]
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[children playing]
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[laughter]
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Oh, boy.
What did Chet Hanks do now?
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Don't look.
Play through.
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She posted that?
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Yo, D, I got a crazy
new nickname for you.
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Ba-Dunkie-Dunk.
Whatchu think?
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Well, naturally,
I don't like it, but--
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[laughs]
Ba-Dunkie-Dunk!
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That's gonna stick.
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[laughter]
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This is so unfair.
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My mom posting crap
without asking,
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giving me nicknames
that are sticking...
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Sorry, Ba-Dunkie-Dunk,
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but you're a victim
of sharenting.
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Damn right I am!
What's sharenting?
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When parents post photos
or videos of their kids
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without their consent.
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Like, once I was invited
to tour Harvard,
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and I stopped
at the Harvard gift shop
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to get this Harvard sweatshirt
that says "Harvard,"
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but it was
one size too big for me
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and my mom posted the photo.
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Ugh, so humiliating.
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That was the most
unrelatable story ever.
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The point is,
it's wrong,
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and you should call
your parents out on it.
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Oh, and your dad just posted
a brand new angle.
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Man, this really captures
the fear in your eyes.
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Who wants to spend
the rest of class
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playing TLC's "Waterfalls"
over this?
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Ooh, yes, please!
[cheers]
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Come on, man.
Make it unanimous.
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[hammer banging]
- Attention.
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Family meeting.
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[gasps] Duncan,
you're denting the table!
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You can put that on the list
of topics to discuss later,
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but we'll never get to it.
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Kimberly's toenails
aren't dry yet,
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so she's Zooming in
from her bedroom.
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Hey, guys, good to see you.
[blows]
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Ooh, this is exciting.
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Duncan has never called
a family meeting before.
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I've never had something
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this important
to discuss before.
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I had an interesting
conversation with Mia today.
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Love Mia.
So smart.
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She said
when you post pictures
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without my permission,
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it's called sharenting
and it's wrong.
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Mia's got a word
for everything.
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So annoying.
- Mia's right.
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I was totally humiliated
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when you posted a photo
of my first pimple.
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But it was bright red
on the tip of your nose,
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and it was Christmas.
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Yeah.
ZitsTheSeason.
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[both laugh]
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[hammer bangs]
- Silence!
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One more outburst,
you'll be sent to the mudroom.
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Piggy-banking
off what Kimberly said,
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I'm tired of putting my heart
and soul into dance recitals
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and looking out to see your
faces hidden behind phones.
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You're not proud.
You're just making content.
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We're making memories.
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Childhood goes by so quickly,
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and we want to remember
these moments forever.
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And share them online
with strangers.
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So what you're saying is
you're emotionally profiting
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off our adorableness.
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How dare you.
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I brought you
into this metaverse
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and I can take you out.
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That's it!
No videos at my school play.
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No videos or photos
of us at all!
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This is very important to me,
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and I'm begging you
to be respectful.
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[camera shutter clicking]
Oh, my God.
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Are you photographing this?
- I'm sorry.
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You just get that cute,
pouty lip when you're serious.
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Aaand post.
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Stop living through us!
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You need content?
Get a life of your own!
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Meeting adjourned.
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[table crashes]
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So what's for dinner?
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Can you believe those kids
saying we have no lives
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and we're boring?
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Yeah, they have no lives
and they're boring.
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And I love them,
blah, blah, blah.
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Here's the spot
I was telling you about.
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See? Doesn't this show how
quirky and interesting we are?
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Totally.
[camera shutter clicks]
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Only we could have thought
to do this.
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♪SexyTinkerbell. Post.
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What?
A warning from Facebook?
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"This photo has been flagged
as hacky
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"and something
only boring people post.
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Are you sure you have a life?
Yes/No."
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The kids are right.
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Let's just go home
and eat until we die.
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[gasps]
[motorcycle rumbles]
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Wait a minute.
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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Swingin' with that couple?
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- No, the motorcycle!
- Yep, yep, yep. Mm-hmm.
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Check it out:
just in case Mom and Dad try
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to take a picture of me again,
I drew this on my forehead.
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[gasps]
Did you use permanent marker?
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You know it.
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So your school photo
this year is gonna be
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you with a penis
on your forehead?
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Ugh, you just love making me
feel stupid, don't you?
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[phone buzzes]
- What?
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Open the living room door.
Quick!
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[motorcycle rumbles]
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Look who got a life!
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Oh, my God, Duncan.
What's on your forehead?
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And you thought you were
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the most interesting things
in our lives.
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Well, how do you like
our leather butts now?
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[laughs]
That's not a motorcycle.
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The seat's wider
than our couch.
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Yeah, it looks
like a parade float.
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This is a senior-cycle.
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Listen, punks,
this is the Kazooki Meanderer.
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It has 1,800 CCs of raw power
and lumbar support.
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And there's a trunk
in the front
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where we can store
our skid lids.
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That's what us bikers
call our helmets, punks.
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Stop calling us punks!
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I'm runnin' guns to Stockton!
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Vroom, vroom! Honk, honk!
Curse, curse!
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Ooh, let me get a picture.
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We told you,
no photos.
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Not Jing.
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I want to post a picture
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of Bikey's first day at home.
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Off the hog, honey.
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You kids were right
about sharenting.
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We were living through you
without your consent.
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But we're creating memories
with Bikey now.
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Aren't we, Bikey?
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Can Bikey give me a ride
to play rehearsal?
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Your brother and sister
can do that.
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Me and my old lady
got a long day
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of canyon carving
and validation seeking.
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[grunts]
[engine turns over]
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Hang on, sweet butt.
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Whoo!
- Meanderer!
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Hey, how'd you get the penis
off your forehead?
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I rubbed it out.
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[children playing]
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This porridge is too--
um, line?
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00:09:01,015 --> 00:09:03,887
Ugh, cold.
The porridge is cold, Shannon.
253
00:09:03,954 --> 00:09:06,827
That's your motivation
for moving to the next bowl.
254
00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:09,666
How did Jing get stuck
with Tree Number Four?
255
00:09:09,733 --> 00:09:10,968
Tree Number One is asleep.
256
00:09:11,035 --> 00:09:12,939
Tree Number Two
is picking his nose.
257
00:09:13,005 --> 00:09:15,243
And Tree Number Three
keeps saying "meow."
258
00:09:15,276 --> 00:09:16,112
- Meow.
- Yeah.
259
00:09:16,245 --> 00:09:18,015
Jing's the only kid up there
with any talent.
260
00:09:18,049 --> 00:09:21,322
Her branch swing is so present
but not upstage-y.
261
00:09:21,355 --> 00:09:22,959
Okay, and cue bears.
262
00:09:23,025 --> 00:09:25,564
Ma,
my freakin' bowl is empty!
263
00:09:25,664 --> 00:09:26,933
I been working
the docks all day,
264
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,637
and this is
what I come home to?
265
00:09:28,670 --> 00:09:30,473
Oobatz! Ha!
266
00:09:30,541 --> 00:09:31,810
[bowl shatters]
- [sighs]
267
00:09:31,877 --> 00:09:33,814
Joey, that's the twelfth bowl
you've broken.
268
00:09:33,847 --> 00:09:35,651
Please stick to the script.
269
00:09:35,684 --> 00:09:36,887
Did you eat my porridge?
270
00:09:36,953 --> 00:09:40,528
Did you eat
my freakin' porridge, blondie?
271
00:09:40,561 --> 00:09:41,897
Lil' Joey is so miscast.
272
00:09:41,963 --> 00:09:44,502
Baby Bear's supposed
to be cute like Jing.
273
00:09:44,536 --> 00:09:46,038
[sneezes]
274
00:09:46,105 --> 00:09:47,240
Excuse me, Mr. Perry.
275
00:09:47,307 --> 00:09:50,548
You directed me ten years ago
as Tree Number Eight.
276
00:09:50,581 --> 00:09:52,184
Oh, yes.
Very memorable.
277
00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:54,522
I slipped in your copious
Mountain Dew urine
278
00:09:54,556 --> 00:09:55,991
and dislocated my shoulder.
279
00:09:56,058 --> 00:09:58,296
This is your production
and we don't want to overstep,
280
00:09:58,329 --> 00:09:59,064
but it's an absolute mess
281
00:09:59,097 --> 00:10:00,668
and you're doing
a terrible job.
282
00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,104
Here's the skinny,
I could give a hoot
283
00:10:02,137 --> 00:10:04,041
about this two-bit
kindergarten production.
284
00:10:04,074 --> 00:10:05,578
And I'm up
for a middle school revival
285
00:10:05,678 --> 00:10:07,214
of "Thoroughly Modern Millie."
286
00:10:07,247 --> 00:10:08,049
This play is yours.
287
00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:11,155
I'm going shopping
for flapper dresses.
288
00:10:12,725 --> 00:10:14,061
Joey, could we talk to you?
289
00:10:14,094 --> 00:10:16,432
"Baby Bear."
I stay in character.
290
00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,537
Actually, we feel
your talents are wasted
291
00:10:18,570 --> 00:10:19,572
as Baby Bear.
292
00:10:19,639 --> 00:10:21,242
We need someone
to pull the rope
293
00:10:21,275 --> 00:10:22,110
that raises the curtain.
294
00:10:22,210 --> 00:10:24,381
You're the strongest kid here, right?
295
00:10:24,448 --> 00:10:25,283
Damn right I am.
296
00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:27,120
I threw a Super Ball
right over the school.
297
00:10:27,187 --> 00:10:29,893
Let's see any
of those noodle arms do that.
298
00:10:32,063 --> 00:10:34,536
Everyone, the role
of Baby Bear is now played by--
299
00:10:34,569 --> 00:10:36,105
hmm, let's see--Jing.
300
00:10:36,172 --> 00:10:37,240
Yay!
301
00:10:37,307 --> 00:10:38,176
From the top.
302
00:10:38,276 --> 00:10:41,215
If you're not off book,
you're not on stage.
303
00:10:41,550 --> 00:10:42,952
A-Train,
this is Jack-O,
304
00:10:42,985 --> 00:10:44,589
talking to you
through our new helmet mics.
305
00:10:44,656 --> 00:10:45,791
What's your 20, over?
306
00:10:45,825 --> 00:10:48,730
Straddling you with my arms
around your waist, over.
307
00:10:48,764 --> 00:10:50,500
- Copy.
- Copy your copy.
308
00:10:50,568 --> 00:10:51,503
Love you.
309
00:10:51,570 --> 00:10:52,839
[engine rumbles]
310
00:10:52,872 --> 00:10:54,943
Got some cagers ahead.
Biker slang for cars.
311
00:10:54,976 --> 00:10:56,913
Gonna glide right through, over.
312
00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:59,117
[metal screeching]
- Punks!
313
00:10:59,151 --> 00:11:01,121
Well, Mavis,
it cost two week's pay,
314
00:11:01,155 --> 00:11:04,529
but this new paint job
has got me feeling good.
315
00:11:04,596 --> 00:11:05,965
[engine rumbles,
metal screeches]
316
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:08,469
I don't deserve nice things.
317
00:11:09,171 --> 00:11:12,845
Post a photo of our new,
interesting lifestyle.
318
00:11:12,879 --> 00:11:14,549
both: Eee!
- [grunts]
319
00:11:14,582 --> 00:11:17,354
BugginOut. Post.
320
00:11:17,387 --> 00:11:18,757
Ooh, check it out, Jack.
321
00:11:18,824 --> 00:11:21,596
It's Hog Night at
The Big Fat Child '50s Diner.
322
00:11:21,630 --> 00:11:22,865
We should go.
323
00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:25,538
We could meet
other hobby hoggers like us.
324
00:11:25,604 --> 00:11:27,440
Okay, but let me drive.
325
00:11:27,474 --> 00:11:29,011
Bitch-switch coming up.
326
00:11:29,077 --> 00:11:32,284
[both grunting]
327
00:11:32,350 --> 00:11:35,290
That went a lot better
than last time, over.
328
00:11:35,356 --> 00:11:38,564
[indistinct chatter]
329
00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:40,901
Hell of a comfy bike
you got there.
330
00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,872
That the Kazooki Meanderer?
- You know it.
331
00:11:42,939 --> 00:11:44,776
Fully loaded
with butt warmers
332
00:11:44,809 --> 00:11:46,746
and a pill organizer
in the trunk.
333
00:11:46,746 --> 00:11:49,017
Bitchin'.
Ours is a '92 Sundowner.
334
00:11:49,051 --> 00:11:51,523
Jamie Lee Curtis
rides the same one.
335
00:11:51,590 --> 00:11:52,992
Came with a case of her yogurt.
336
00:11:53,059 --> 00:11:55,263
[chuckles] Oh, yeah.
Our gut floor is off the chain.
337
00:11:55,330 --> 00:11:58,369
Just like
Jamie Lee Curtis promised.
338
00:11:58,402 --> 00:11:59,973
both: JLC!
339
00:12:00,039 --> 00:12:02,244
We're the Larkins,
Denise and Gary,
340
00:12:02,277 --> 00:12:06,118
comfy bikers since Gary's
back injury settlement in '08.
341
00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:08,523
We're the Harrises,
A-Train and Jack-O,
342
00:12:08,590 --> 00:12:10,828
comfy biking since 11:00 a. m.
343
00:12:10,894 --> 00:12:11,997
How many ponies
you straddling?
344
00:12:12,063 --> 00:12:14,969
175,
straight to the rear wheel.
345
00:12:15,003 --> 00:12:18,777
- What's your cholesterol?
- 175, straight to the heart.
346
00:12:18,810 --> 00:12:20,547
How many times
you get up in the night to pee?
347
00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:22,551
Three that I know of.
348
00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:24,622
[laughter]
349
00:12:24,689 --> 00:12:25,791
Hey, we're rolling
350
00:12:25,858 --> 00:12:27,795
to the Sturgeon
Comfortable Bike Rally.
351
00:12:27,828 --> 00:12:30,033
You should join us.
Goes all weekend.
352
00:12:30,066 --> 00:12:32,738
Asleep by 9:00 every night.
353
00:12:32,805 --> 00:12:34,909
My sweet butt is there!
354
00:12:34,943 --> 00:12:36,312
You know "sweet butt"
is someone
355
00:12:36,378 --> 00:12:38,482
who gets passed around
for sex, right?
356
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:39,552
I did not.
357
00:12:39,552 --> 00:12:40,821
But what about Jing's play?
358
00:12:40,854 --> 00:12:42,090
I hate to miss it.
359
00:12:42,123 --> 00:12:44,494
The kids did tell us
to get out of their lives
360
00:12:44,562 --> 00:12:45,564
and get our own.
361
00:12:45,597 --> 00:12:46,700
So what's it gonna be?
362
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,002
Most fun weekend
you've ever had
363
00:12:48,069 --> 00:12:49,171
with middle-aged bikers,
364
00:12:49,204 --> 00:12:50,975
or time with your kids
who hate you?
365
00:12:51,008 --> 00:12:52,778
We didn't say they hate us.
366
00:12:52,845 --> 00:12:55,283
Oh, trust us.
They hate you.
367
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,686
both: Hmm...
368
00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:57,989
Amazing rehearsal.
369
00:12:58,055 --> 00:13:00,026
Everyone here
is elevating the work.
370
00:13:00,093 --> 00:13:01,930
Uh,
a few minor casting changes.
371
00:13:01,963 --> 00:13:03,600
Tommy, you're now a tree.
372
00:13:03,634 --> 00:13:04,969
Miley, also a tree.
373
00:13:05,003 --> 00:13:07,742
Jerron, Johnny, Jimmy--
tree, tree, tree.
374
00:13:07,808 --> 00:13:09,712
But Bradley,
my little leading man...
375
00:13:09,746 --> 00:13:10,748
Yes?
376
00:13:10,814 --> 00:13:12,183
- Also a tree.
- Oh.
377
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,156
This new script doesn't have
any lines for Goldilocks.
378
00:13:15,189 --> 00:13:17,193
Sounds like something
a tree would say.
379
00:13:17,227 --> 00:13:18,630
- But--
- Tree.
380
00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:20,166
Also, the story's so tired.
381
00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:22,170
I gave it a modern,
edgier spin.
382
00:13:22,237 --> 00:13:24,842
And Goldilocks is such a Karen,
we don't need to hear from her.
383
00:13:24,909 --> 00:13:26,312
The play is now titled
384
00:13:26,378 --> 00:13:30,219
"Baby Bear: Someone's
Been Sleeping in My Mind."
385
00:13:30,253 --> 00:13:31,623
And Jing is the only one
with lines,
386
00:13:31,690 --> 00:13:34,227
so none of you have to worry
about remembering anything.
387
00:13:34,261 --> 00:13:37,434
To think, just yesterday,
I was Tree Number Four.
388
00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:38,302
Look at me now.
389
00:13:38,369 --> 00:13:40,641
Never give up
on your dreams, guys.
390
00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:41,776
[all groan]
391
00:13:41,810 --> 00:13:44,615
I can't wait till Mommy
and Daddy see me up there!
392
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:45,884
[notification chimes]
393
00:13:45,884 --> 00:13:48,055
"At biker rally all weekend.
394
00:13:48,122 --> 00:13:51,596
Order pizza or whatevs.
We have our own lives."
395
00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:53,767
Love you, kids!
Break a leg!
396
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,537
all: Sturgeon!
397
00:13:55,571 --> 00:13:58,643
You know, if they die,
we get all their debt, right?
398
00:13:58,677 --> 00:14:00,013
Awesome.
399
00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:06,258
[engines revving]
400
00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:08,663
♪ Motorbiking ♪
401
00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:09,899
♪ ♪
402
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,402
♪ Motorbiking ♪
403
00:14:11,402 --> 00:14:12,905
♪ ♪
404
00:14:12,938 --> 00:14:14,074
♪ Motorbiking ♪
405
00:14:14,141 --> 00:14:15,878
♪ ♪
406
00:14:15,944 --> 00:14:17,280
♪ Motorcycling ♪
407
00:14:17,313 --> 00:14:20,153
Oh,
I am so under-boobed for this.
408
00:14:20,186 --> 00:14:22,792
And I'm under-ponytailed.
409
00:14:22,825 --> 00:14:24,896
[engine rumbling]
410
00:14:24,962 --> 00:14:26,065
Jack, Annie,
411
00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:28,570
this is our crew,
Hell's Boomers.
412
00:14:28,637 --> 00:14:30,808
Hearts as big
as their prostates.
413
00:14:30,874 --> 00:14:32,912
Oop, tank's full.
Gotta tinkle.
414
00:14:32,945 --> 00:14:34,047
It's Sturgeon, Earl.
415
00:14:34,114 --> 00:14:35,718
You can go right here
on the street.
416
00:14:35,784 --> 00:14:38,022
[chuckles]
Of course.
417
00:14:38,055 --> 00:14:40,426
What a lovely,
smelly festival.
418
00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:44,367
Jack and Annie here are
a couple of Sturgeon virgins.
419
00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:46,973
Their snowflake kids
were giving them a hard time
420
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,777
about "sharenting."
421
00:14:48,810 --> 00:14:50,313
[all grumble]
422
00:14:50,346 --> 00:14:52,985
Trust me, you don't need
to do any sharenting
423
00:14:53,052 --> 00:14:55,123
when you can "showtorcycle"?
424
00:14:56,058 --> 00:14:57,127
Just follow me.
You'll get it.
425
00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:58,329
♪ Well, here I am again ♪
426
00:14:58,362 --> 00:15:00,433
♪ And I'm dressed in black ♪
427
00:15:00,534 --> 00:15:03,740
♪ I got my baby,
she's a long-haul pack ♪
428
00:15:03,807 --> 00:15:04,942
♪ What we do ♪
429
00:15:04,976 --> 00:15:06,613
[cheering]
430
00:15:06,679 --> 00:15:07,748
[camera shutter clicks]
431
00:15:07,815 --> 00:15:09,652
♪ Whoo,
it's so good to be alive ♪
432
00:15:09,719 --> 00:15:10,854
♪ Motorbiking ♪
433
00:15:10,888 --> 00:15:12,725
[camera shutter clicks]
434
00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:14,829
♪ Motorbiking ♪
435
00:15:14,896 --> 00:15:16,966
[spits]
Got one!
436
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,637
[camera shutter clicks]
437
00:15:18,703 --> 00:15:20,039
[both grunting]
438
00:15:20,139 --> 00:15:21,709
Eat it, Jay Leno.
439
00:15:21,776 --> 00:15:22,845
Eh, two out of three.
440
00:15:22,912 --> 00:15:24,582
[camera shutter clicks]
441
00:15:24,615 --> 00:15:26,586
Showtorcycle!
442
00:15:26,586 --> 00:15:27,822
Smile, honey!
443
00:15:27,855 --> 00:15:30,627
Huh?
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh!
444
00:15:30,694 --> 00:15:31,996
Aah!
445
00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:34,034
[camera shutter clicks]
446
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,971
♪ Motorbiking ♪
447
00:15:36,004 --> 00:15:39,111
[indistinct chatter]
448
00:15:39,111 --> 00:15:41,850
All right,
does everyone know their lines?
449
00:15:41,883 --> 00:15:43,520
- We don't have any.
- Perfect.
450
00:15:43,553 --> 00:15:46,058
Lil' Joey, you ready
to raise the curtain?
451
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:47,995
Sure, but that's
all I'm gonna do.
452
00:15:48,062 --> 00:15:49,999
You want it lowered,
that's Wally's job.
453
00:15:50,066 --> 00:15:51,268
And I ain't no scab.
454
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:54,207
A victory for one's
a victory for all.
455
00:15:55,711 --> 00:15:57,013
Nailed it, Pop!
456
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,783
Okay,
that's what we came to see.
457
00:15:58,850 --> 00:16:00,253
Get the car, Ange.
458
00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:06,431
But this chair
is just right.
459
00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:07,601
all: Aw!
460
00:16:07,635 --> 00:16:09,806
Well, it used to be.
461
00:16:09,872 --> 00:16:10,841
Ha!
462
00:16:10,874 --> 00:16:11,876
[all gasp]
463
00:16:11,943 --> 00:16:14,649
What are you hungry for?
464
00:16:14,715 --> 00:16:16,218
Love? Money? Power?
465
00:16:16,285 --> 00:16:18,189
I was hungry for porridge,
466
00:16:18,255 --> 00:16:21,195
but it was stolen from me!
467
00:16:21,261 --> 00:16:22,765
[growls]
468
00:16:22,798 --> 00:16:24,034
[all gasp]
- Ooh!
469
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,205
Oh, we're definitely staying.
Sit down.
470
00:16:26,271 --> 00:16:27,641
[chair crashes]
- They're into it.
471
00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:30,179
We're the Billie and Finneas
of children's theater.
472
00:16:30,213 --> 00:16:32,150
[crash]
[audience gasps]
473
00:16:33,687 --> 00:16:35,657
[indistinct chatter]
474
00:16:35,724 --> 00:16:39,164
Ugh, I'm gonna be
laying fish eggs for a week.
475
00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:41,503
[burps]
Oh, boy.
476
00:16:41,569 --> 00:16:43,138
[laughter]
477
00:16:43,205 --> 00:16:45,644
Damn, you two
have grown on us faster
478
00:16:45,677 --> 00:16:46,880
than an ass callous.
479
00:16:46,913 --> 00:16:48,082
Before we met you,
480
00:16:48,148 --> 00:16:50,386
we had nothing
but careers and kids.
481
00:16:50,419 --> 00:16:53,325
But now,
our lives have meaning.
482
00:16:53,325 --> 00:16:55,664
Yeah, this may be
the high mercury content
483
00:16:55,731 --> 00:16:56,966
of the sturgeon talking,
484
00:16:57,033 --> 00:16:59,271
but we want
to grow old with you.
485
00:16:59,337 --> 00:17:00,306
What do you think, Gary?
486
00:17:00,339 --> 00:17:01,543
I know they're young punks,
487
00:17:01,643 --> 00:17:04,214
but should we invite them
to join Hell's Boomers?
488
00:17:04,281 --> 00:17:07,120
You read my conspiracy theory
damaged mind.
489
00:17:07,186 --> 00:17:10,026
We don't give these badges
to just anybody,
490
00:17:10,092 --> 00:17:12,096
but we met you
in a diner parking lot,
491
00:17:12,163 --> 00:17:13,967
so we know
you're the real deal.
492
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:15,236
They're a symbol
of allegiance
493
00:17:15,303 --> 00:17:17,407
to our freedom-loving
lifestyle.
494
00:17:17,473 --> 00:17:19,477
Also, you get 10%
off your meal today.
495
00:17:19,512 --> 00:17:22,483
We would be honored
to join your leathery crew.
496
00:17:22,518 --> 00:17:25,857
Uh-uh, we have this fun,
little initiation thing
497
00:17:25,924 --> 00:17:26,993
we make everybody do.
498
00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:29,097
Sounds neat.
Lay it on us.
499
00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:30,066
You just have to set fire
500
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,705
to that Winnebago
parked across the street.
501
00:17:32,738 --> 00:17:35,009
[both laugh]
502
00:17:35,510 --> 00:17:37,146
- Wait, are you serious?
- Yeah.
503
00:17:37,213 --> 00:17:38,516
Go do it.
And hurry back.
504
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:40,286
We ordered pizookie
for dessert.
505
00:17:40,353 --> 00:17:44,094
Well, I guess it's all right
as long as nobody gets hurt.
506
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,396
Oh, people
are gonna get hurt.
507
00:17:45,429 --> 00:17:47,367
There's a couple
in their 50s inside
508
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,004
who cut us off in traffic.
509
00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:50,741
You need to burn 'em alive.
510
00:17:50,807 --> 00:17:51,576
[gags]
511
00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:54,615
Wait, but we thought
you were like us.
512
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:57,521
Nice, middle-aged people
with unappreciative kids
513
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:59,525
and a drawer
full of compression socks.
514
00:17:59,558 --> 00:18:02,163
We are, but when
the weekend rolls around,
515
00:18:02,263 --> 00:18:03,600
we put on our colors
516
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:07,073
and we bash the skulls in
of anyone who crosses us.
517
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,743
And then,
we watch "Yellowstone."
518
00:18:08,810 --> 00:18:09,545
Have you seen it?
519
00:18:09,645 --> 00:18:12,618
Well then,
I guess we'll go outside
520
00:18:12,618 --> 00:18:14,321
and burn 'em up.
521
00:18:15,691 --> 00:18:18,095
All right, do we need
to tape the door shut first?
522
00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:19,130
'Cause
when that couple sees fire,
523
00:18:19,197 --> 00:18:20,199
they're gonna try and get out.
524
00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:22,070
Jack,
we're not killing people!
525
00:18:22,136 --> 00:18:23,038
Oh, thank God.
526
00:18:23,072 --> 00:18:24,542
I thought
you really wanted that patch.
527
00:18:24,642 --> 00:18:27,313
What are we even doing here?
We're not bikers.
528
00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:29,084
We're overbearing parents
529
00:18:29,117 --> 00:18:30,854
who should be
at their daughter's play.
530
00:18:30,921 --> 00:18:32,190
[both panting]
531
00:18:32,256 --> 00:18:34,027
Where the hell
do you think you're going?
532
00:18:34,027 --> 00:18:35,329
Hmm?
533
00:18:35,363 --> 00:18:36,833
Domino!
534
00:18:36,899 --> 00:18:38,937
[grunts]
535
00:18:38,970 --> 00:18:40,406
Huh.
536
00:18:40,473 --> 00:18:42,010
Go, go, go!
[engine revs]
537
00:18:42,043 --> 00:18:43,680
[gunfire]
538
00:18:43,713 --> 00:18:44,481
Drive away!
539
00:18:44,548 --> 00:18:47,120
Senior bikers
are gonna kill you!
540
00:18:47,220 --> 00:18:49,792
[gunfire]
541
00:18:49,859 --> 00:18:52,463
Well, that's a shame.
They seemed like good people.
542
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:54,735
You know
what I feel like murdering?
543
00:18:54,802 --> 00:18:55,937
That pizookie.
544
00:18:56,038 --> 00:18:57,641
Mwah.
- Mm.
545
00:18:58,877 --> 00:19:01,281
[sobbing]
546
00:19:01,315 --> 00:19:04,087
Someone's sleeping in my bed.
547
00:19:04,154 --> 00:19:06,091
And she's still here.
548
00:19:06,124 --> 00:19:09,464
And I'm still here,
Mama and Papa.
549
00:19:09,532 --> 00:19:12,504
I'm still here!
550
00:19:13,305 --> 00:19:14,709
- Oh!
- Yeah!
551
00:19:14,775 --> 00:19:15,944
- Jing! Bravo!
- Whoo!
552
00:19:16,011 --> 00:19:19,250
Aw, jeez, I haven't cried
like this since "Jersey Boys."
553
00:19:19,317 --> 00:19:20,921
Duncan, Kimberly!
554
00:19:20,954 --> 00:19:22,457
Trees One through Fourteen!
555
00:19:22,558 --> 00:19:24,194
Get out here!
556
00:19:24,227 --> 00:19:26,198
[cheering]
557
00:19:26,264 --> 00:19:28,002
Shannon, over here.
558
00:19:28,068 --> 00:19:30,106
Magnificent, Bradley.
Smile!
559
00:19:30,206 --> 00:19:31,308
[camera shutters clicking]
560
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:33,479
How come
no one's taking our picture?
561
00:19:33,479 --> 00:19:35,116
Yeah,
this is probably
562
00:19:35,149 --> 00:19:36,552
the greatest thing
I'll ever do.
563
00:19:36,619 --> 00:19:38,455
Our childhood's
going by so quickly.
564
00:19:38,489 --> 00:19:40,527
Someone should want
to remember this forever.
565
00:19:40,594 --> 00:19:43,132
Like a parent who wants
to share this moment
566
00:19:43,165 --> 00:19:44,969
of their parenting.
567
00:19:45,002 --> 00:19:46,606
all: Ohhh.
568
00:19:46,672 --> 00:19:48,510
Mom and Dad were just trying
to celebrate us,
569
00:19:48,543 --> 00:19:50,146
and we treated them like crap.
570
00:19:50,179 --> 00:19:51,716
[phone buzzes]
571
00:19:52,450 --> 00:19:53,586
What?
572
00:19:53,653 --> 00:19:55,957
Open the auditorium door.
Quick!
573
00:19:56,024 --> 00:19:57,160
Joey, open the door.
574
00:19:57,226 --> 00:19:59,030
Sorry,
if you want doors opened--
575
00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:00,032
all: Joey!
576
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,602
[motorcycle rumbles]
- Ow!
577
00:20:02,437 --> 00:20:03,973
Mommy!
[squeals]
578
00:20:04,007 --> 00:20:05,309
Ooh, you smell like fish.
579
00:20:05,376 --> 00:20:06,946
But I don't care!
580
00:20:06,979 --> 00:20:08,415
Sorry we weren't here, kids.
581
00:20:08,449 --> 00:20:09,585
But when you told us
to get a life,
582
00:20:09,685 --> 00:20:12,825
we thought it would be this
admittedly awesome motorcycle.
583
00:20:12,891 --> 00:20:15,997
But the truth is,
you kids are our lives.
584
00:20:16,098 --> 00:20:17,166
Whatever.
585
00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:18,870
Stop talking
and take our picture.
586
00:20:20,841 --> 00:20:21,876
[all vocalize]
587
00:20:21,943 --> 00:20:24,749
SharentingIsCarenting.
588
00:20:24,815 --> 00:20:26,652
all: Aaand post.
589
00:20:26,719 --> 00:20:29,959
This is so much nicer
than burning a couple alive.
590
00:20:30,025 --> 00:20:31,194
- What?
- Uh...
591
00:20:31,194 --> 00:20:33,132
Let's go mini-golfing again!
592
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:34,769
all: Yay!
593
00:20:35,804 --> 00:20:37,106
Hang on!
594
00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:38,777
[tires squealing]
595
00:20:38,843 --> 00:20:40,012
Aah!
596
00:20:40,279 --> 00:20:42,450
Thank God I got union medical.
597
00:20:45,724 --> 00:20:46,926
[hammer pounding]
- Is it done, Daddy?
598
00:20:46,993 --> 00:20:48,295
Almost.
599
00:20:48,328 --> 00:20:49,732
Wow, you must have
felt really guilty
600
00:20:49,799 --> 00:20:52,103
about missing Jing's play
to buy her one of those.
601
00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:53,506
Well,
it's what she asked for.
602
00:20:53,573 --> 00:20:55,644
You want
to give it a go, Jing?
603
00:20:56,311 --> 00:20:57,346
[grunts]
604
00:20:57,413 --> 00:21:00,085
[mimics motorcycle engine]
605
00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:01,221
Whee!
606
00:21:01,254 --> 00:21:03,225
I'm cheating death!
607
00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:05,429
- Whoo-hoo!
- [grunting]
608
00:21:05,463 --> 00:21:07,333
Whoa!
- [screams, giggles]
609
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:08,435
[motorcycle rumbles]
Ooh.
610
00:21:08,469 --> 00:21:10,774
[laughs]
both: Whoo!
611
00:21:10,807 --> 00:21:11,441
[metal clangs]
612
00:21:11,475 --> 00:21:13,278
That doesn't sound g--aah!
613
00:21:13,312 --> 00:21:15,483
[all screaming]
614
00:21:15,517 --> 00:21:16,451
[crash]
615
00:21:16,485 --> 00:21:18,590
Well,
I donated a lot of plasma,
616
00:21:18,623 --> 00:21:20,760
but I was able to afford
a new paint job
617
00:21:20,794 --> 00:21:22,664
and this giant cake.
[Mavis barks]
618
00:21:22,731 --> 00:21:25,169
Yeah, I can't wait
to eat it either.
619
00:21:25,202 --> 00:21:26,304
[all screaming]
620
00:21:26,371 --> 00:21:28,375
[car crunches]
621
00:21:28,442 --> 00:21:29,512
First, we eat the cake.
622
00:21:29,545 --> 00:21:32,083
Then, we call 911.
623
00:21:32,150 --> 00:21:33,318
[wind rustling]
624
00:21:33,385 --> 00:21:34,755
[chime tinkles]
[skulls clack]
625
00:21:34,805 --> 00:21:39,355
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