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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:07,773 ♪ AND THEN SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT ♪ 2 00:00:07,775 --> 00:00:11,076 ♪ SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION ♪ 3 00:00:11,078 --> 00:00:15,014 ♪ IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT ♪ 4 00:00:15,016 --> 00:00:15,881 ♪ LIKE MAYBE 5 00:00:15,883 --> 00:00:17,182 ♪ BUILDING A ROCKET 6 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:18,250 ♪ OR FIGHTING A MUMMY 7 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:20,853 ♪ OR CLIMBING UP THE EIFFEL TOWER ♪ 8 00:00:20,855 --> 00:00:23,722 HEY! ♪ DISCOVERING SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST ♪ 9 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:26,759 ♪ OR GIVING A MONKEY A SHOWER 10 00:00:26,761 --> 00:00:28,060 ♪ SURFING TIDAL WAVES 11 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:31,096 ♪ OR LOCATING FRANKENSTEIN'S BRAIN ♪ 12 00:00:31,098 --> 00:00:31,930 IT'S OVER HERE. 13 00:00:31,932 --> 00:00:33,665 ♪ FINDING A DODO BIRD 14 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:36,668 ♪ OR DRIVING YOUR SISTER INSANE ♪ 15 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:37,202 PHINEAS! 16 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:39,905 ♪ THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF STUFF TO DO ♪ 17 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:41,707 ♪ BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS THIS FALL ♪ 18 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:44,810 ♪ SO STICK WITH US 'CAUSE PHINEAS AND FERB ♪ 19 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:47,579 ♪ ARE GONNA DO IT ALL 20 00:00:47,581 --> 00:00:49,882 ♪ SO STICK WITH US 'CAUSE PHINEAS AND FERB ♪ 21 00:00:49,884 --> 00:00:52,851 ♪ ARE GONNA DO IT ALL 22 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:57,856 MOM! PHINEAS AND FERB ARE MAKING A TITLE SEQUENCE! 23 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:11,637 SO, FERB, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TODAY? 24 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:15,140 WHAT ABOUT PERRY? WHAT DOES HE WANT TO DO? 25 00:01:15,142 --> 00:01:16,742 [CHATTERING] 26 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:19,845 WELL, HE'S A PLATYPUS. THEY DON'T DO MUCH. 27 00:01:19,847 --> 00:01:21,213 I FOR ONE AM STARTING TO GET BORED, 28 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:23,749 AND BOREDOM IS SOMETHING UP WITH WHICH I WILL NOT PUT. 29 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:27,286 WHEN WE GET BACK TO SCHOOL IS WHAT DID WE DO OVER SUMMER? 30 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:29,021 I MEAN, NO SCHOOL FOR 3 MONTHS, 31 00:01:29,023 --> 00:01:30,789 OUR LIFE SHOULD BE A ROLLERCOASTER. 32 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:32,157 AND I MEAN A GOOD ROLLERCOASTER. 33 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:34,960 NOT LIKE THAT ONE WE RODE AT THE STATE FAIR. 34 00:01:34,962 --> 00:01:36,128 [ROLLERCOASTER RUMBLING] 35 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:37,229 AAH! AAH! AAH! 36 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:39,164 PLEASE EXIT TO THE LEFT. 37 00:01:39,166 --> 00:01:41,800 WHY, IF I BUILT A ROLLERCOASTER, I WOULD-- 38 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:43,602 THAT'S IT! I KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO TODAY. 39 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:46,138 PHINEAS, FERB, I'M GONNA GO PICK UP A FEW THINGS. 40 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:48,173 YOU BOYS STAY OUT OF TROUBLE, OK? 41 00:01:48,175 --> 00:01:52,311 WE'RE GONNA BUILD A ROLLERCOASTER. 42 00:01:52,847 --> 00:01:55,047 YOU DID TELL THEM I'M IN CHARGE? 43 00:01:55,049 --> 00:01:57,182 RELAX, CANDACE. NOBODY HAS TO BE IN CHARGE. 44 00:01:57,184 --> 00:01:59,218 BUT WHAT IF THERE'S AN EMERGENCY? 45 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:00,219 LIKE WHAT? 46 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:03,155 WHAT IF A SATELLITE FALLS OUT OF ORBIT 47 00:02:03,157 --> 00:02:04,389 AND CRASHES INTO THE HOUSE?! 48 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:07,226 IF THAT HAPPENS, YOU'RE IN CHARGE. 49 00:02:07,228 --> 00:02:10,395 MOM SAYS I'M IN CHARGE CONDITIONALLY. 50 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:13,265 WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 51 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:14,199 HOMEWORK. 52 00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:17,269 THAT'S COOL. YOU WAIT TILL THE LAST MINUTE, THEN. 53 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:20,639 WELL, I'M WATCHING YOU. 54 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,107 AND I'M IN CHARGE. 55 00:02:22,109 --> 00:02:24,042 CONDITIONALLY! 56 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:25,844 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 57 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,045 HELLO? 58 00:02:27,047 --> 00:02:29,114 NO, I CAN'T GO TO THE MALL RIGHT NOW. 59 00:02:29,116 --> 00:02:30,249 MOM JUST WENT TO THE STORE. 60 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:31,216 SHE LEFT ME IN CHARGE. 61 00:02:31,218 --> 00:02:36,822 NO, NO, HE'S THE CUTE ONE THAT WORKS AT MR. SLUSHY BURGER. 62 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:40,192 YEAH, HE TOTALLY SMILED AT ME THE LAST TIME I WAS THERE. 63 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:41,226 I JUST ABOUT DIED. 64 00:02:41,228 --> 00:02:43,829 I'M WATCHING MY BROTHER AND STEPBROTHER. 65 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,030 YEAH, AND THEY NEVER GET INTO TROUBLE 66 00:02:45,032 --> 00:02:46,265 BECAUSE MOM NEVER CATCHES THEM. 67 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:48,333 ONE OF THESE DAYS, THOUGH, I'M GONNA SEE TO IT 68 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,202 THAT SHE CATCHES THEM RED-HANDED. 69 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:51,136 [ROAR] 70 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:52,104 WILL YOU HOLD IT DOWN! 71 00:02:52,106 --> 00:02:53,805 I AM TRYING TO USE THE PHONE! 72 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:56,108 SO THERE WILL BE NO SHENANIGANS TODAY. 73 00:02:56,110 --> 00:02:58,076 WHAT ARE THEY DOING RIGHT NOW? WHY DO YOU ASK? 74 00:02:58,078 --> 00:03:01,146 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN SEE IT FROM YOUR HOUSE? 75 00:03:01,148 --> 00:03:02,881 SEE WHAT?! 76 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,317 PHINEAS, WHAT IS THAT? 77 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:08,187 OOH, I'M GONNA GO TELL MOM, AND WHEN SHE SEES 78 00:03:08,189 --> 00:03:10,355 WHAT YOU ARE DOING, YOU ARE GOING DOWN! 79 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:12,124 DOWN, DOWN, DOWN! 80 00:03:12,126 --> 00:03:14,159 D-O-W-N! DOWN! 81 00:03:14,161 --> 00:03:17,763 WE'RE GONNA NEED A BLOWTORCH AND SOME MORE PEANUT BUTTER. 82 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:20,199 HEY, CANDACE, IS PHINEAS-- 83 00:03:20,733 --> 00:03:22,701 HOME? 84 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:25,871 DOOM. DOWN, I SAY. 85 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:26,972 HEY, PHINEAS. 86 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:29,074 WHATCHA DOIN'? HEY, ISABELLA. 87 00:03:29,076 --> 00:03:30,309 BUILDING A ROLLERCOASTER. 88 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:31,410 IN YOUR BACKYARD? 89 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:34,947 WOW. ISN'T THAT KIND OF IMPOSSIBLE? 90 00:03:34,949 --> 00:03:36,148 SOME MIGHT SAY. 91 00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:38,116 HEY, FERB. 92 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:39,818 DOES YOUR STEPBROTHER EVER TALK? 93 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:43,422 FERB? HE'S MORE OF A MAN OF ACTION. 94 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:46,491 I WAS GONNA GO TO THE POOL. 95 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:49,795 KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE. 96 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:52,864 OK. I'LL SEE YOU LATER, THEN. 97 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:56,935 HEY, FERB, YOU GOT ENOUGH RIVETS UP THERE? 98 00:03:59,505 --> 00:04:01,173 WHEW. 99 00:04:01,175 --> 00:04:03,842 HEY, WHERE'S PERRY? 100 00:04:12,785 --> 00:04:13,919 GOOD MORNING, AGENT P. 101 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,254 THE EVIL DR. DOOFENSCHMIRTZ 102 00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:16,355 IS UP TO HIS OLD TRICKS. 103 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:19,925 HE'S BOUGHT UP 80% OF THE COUNTRY'S TINFOIL. 104 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,493 I WANT YOU TO GET OVER TO HIS HIDEOUT RIGHT AWAY, 105 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:23,895 FIND OUT WHAT HE'S UP TO, AND PUT A STOP TO IT. 106 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:26,765 AS ALWAYS, AGENT P, IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT YOUR COVER IDENTITY 107 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,800 AS A MINDLESS DOMESTIC PET REMAINS INTACT. 108 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:31,303 NOW GET OUT THERE. WE'RE ALL COUNTING ON YOU. 109 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:33,305 ♪ DOOBY DOOBY DOO BA DOO 110 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:35,307 ♪ DOOBY DOOBY DOO BA DOO 111 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:36,508 ♪ DOOBY DOOBY DOO BA DOO 112 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:39,411 ♪ DOOBY DOOBY DOO BA 113 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:47,019 THEN WE RELEASE THE SNAKES DURING THE CORKSCREW AROUND THE INTERSTATE. 114 00:04:47,021 --> 00:04:49,888 I'M GONNA GO GET THE SNAKES. 115 00:04:52,091 --> 00:04:54,092 MOM, YOU'VE GOTTA COME HOME RIGHT NOW. 116 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:58,063 NO, NO, NO! YOU GOTTA SEE WHAT PHINEAS AND FERB RE DOING. 117 00:04:58,065 --> 00:05:00,599 IT SEEMS LIKE WE'VE HAD THIS CONVERSATION BEFORE. 118 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:01,533 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 119 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:06,371 AND WHEN I CAME HOME, THERE WAS A STUNNING LACK OF MONKEYS. 120 00:05:06,373 --> 00:05:08,840 I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW THEY CLEANED IT UP SO FAST. 121 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:10,342 SO WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY THIS TIME? 122 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:14,579 CANDACE, SERIOUSLY, ISN'T PHINEAS A LITTLE YOUNG 123 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:18,216 TO BE A ROLLERCOASTER ENGINEER? 124 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:22,521 AREN'T YOU A LITTLE YOUNG TO BE A ROLLERCOASTER ENGINEER? 125 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:24,556 YES. YES, I AM. 126 00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:27,025 WELL, I MUST SAY, I'M VERY IMPRESSED. 127 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:28,427 THE FORMS ALL SEEM TO BE IN ORDER, 128 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:30,362 ALTHOUGH I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM FILLED OUT 129 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:32,464 SO IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN GET YOU, 130 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:37,536 DO YOU THINK WE COULD BORROW ONE OF THOSE GADGETS? 131 00:05:41,207 --> 00:05:43,842 NOW, THIS IS THE LIFE. 132 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,982 AH, PERRY THE PLATYPUS. 133 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:54,152 WHAT AN UNEXPECTED SURPRISE. 134 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:55,854 AND BY UNEXPECTED, I MEAN 135 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,190 COMPLETELY EXPECTED! 136 00:05:59,926 --> 00:06:01,993 I, DR. HEINZ DOOFENSCHMIRTZ, 137 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:05,964 HAVE COVERED THE ENTIRE EASTERN SEABOARD IN TINFOIL. 138 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:07,632 AND WHEN I PUT MY GIANT MAGNET 139 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:11,203 NEXT TO MY INGENIOUS MAGNETISM MAGNIFIER, 140 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:13,939 I WILL PULL THE EAST IN A WESTERLY DIRECTION, 141 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:17,542 THEREBY REVERSING ROTATION OF THE EARTH. 142 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,611 YOU MAY WELL ASK YOURSELF, 143 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:21,113 WHY WOULD HE DO THIS? 144 00:06:21,115 --> 00:06:23,982 WHAT COULD HE POSSIBLY HAVE TO GAIN? 145 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,650 WELL, LET ME JUST ANSWER THAT BY SAYING 146 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:28,620 I HAVEN'T REALLY WORKED OUT ALL THE BUGS YET, 147 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:34,526 BUT, MOM, I TELL YOU, THEY'RE BUILDING IT AND IT'S HUGE! 148 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:38,063 "PHINEAS AND FERB PRESENT THE COOLEST COASTER EVER. 149 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:40,065 NOW OPEN." MOM! 150 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:43,535 YOU THINK WE GET A DISCOUNT IF WE BRING THE FLIER? 151 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:44,603 I THINK WE BETTER TAKE IT. 152 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:46,037 HERE. LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. SEE? 153 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:48,140 I TOLD YOU I'M NOT CRAZY. I TOLD YOU. 154 00:06:48,142 --> 00:06:51,443 AND YOU'RE NOT CRAZY BECAUSE... 155 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:55,514 NO CRAZY PERSON WOULD SCREAM AT A POST LIKE THAT. 156 00:06:55,516 --> 00:07:00,318 IF YOU WANT TO COME YELL AT SOME CHEESE OR ANYTHING. 157 00:07:07,026 --> 00:07:10,095 [MICROPHONE SQUEALS] 158 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,668 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 159 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:17,936 BOYS AND GIRLS, 160 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,104 CHILDREN OF ALL AGES. 161 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,505 MAY I PRESENT TO YOU A SPECTACLE 162 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:23,542 MOST OF THE MORNING IN THE MAKING, 163 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:25,944 THE COOLEST... 164 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,546 COASTER... 165 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:30,048 EVER! 166 00:07:39,325 --> 00:07:41,393 [BIRD SQUAWKING] 167 00:07:41,395 --> 00:07:43,094 [AWK] [CLANK] 168 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:46,598 SO, WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST? 169 00:07:47,099 --> 00:07:49,534 TO FASTEN, INSERT THE TAB INTO THE METAL BUCKLE. 170 00:07:49,536 --> 00:07:52,204 TO RELEASE, JUST PULL BACK ON THE--OOPS. 171 00:07:52,206 --> 00:07:53,538 WELL, YOU GET THE PICTURE. 172 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:57,742 WELL, THAT'S ABOUT IT. ENJOY THE RIDE. 173 00:07:58,077 --> 00:08:01,379 YOU ALL SIGNED THE WAIVERS, RIGHT? 174 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:02,714 AAH! AAH! AAH! 175 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:06,751 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 176 00:08:10,556 --> 00:08:11,623 AAH! AAH! AAH! 177 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:14,526 RELAX, THEY'RE JUST RUBBER. 178 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,401 [SQUEAK SQUEAK] 179 00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:27,072 [SCREAMING] 180 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:29,741 HEY, LOOK, HERE COMES THE AAH-AAH-AAH-AAH. 181 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:33,645 All: AAH-AAH-AAH-AAH! 182 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:36,214 BUT I REALLY MAKE ALL MY MONEY BACK. 183 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:38,617 I--I--I COULD BUY A BUNCH OF EAST-FACING REAL ESTATE 184 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:41,753 AND SELL IT AGAIN WITH A...[MUTTERING] 185 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:44,756 HAH! YOU MISSED! 186 00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:48,360 OW! 187 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:49,594 OW-OW-OW-OW! 188 00:08:49,596 --> 00:08:51,329 OW! 189 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,037 OWW! 190 00:09:00,339 --> 00:09:03,775 NOW, YOU ARE TOO LATE! 191 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:09,481 QUAKE IN YOUR BOOTS AND WATCH HELPLESSLY 192 00:09:09,483 --> 00:09:13,418 AS THE UNIMAGINABLE ELECTROMAGNETIC FORCES 193 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:14,786 PULL THE EASTERN SEABOARD, 194 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:19,591 THEREBY REVERSING ROTATION OF THE EARTH. 195 00:09:20,192 --> 00:09:24,362 WELL...THAT DIDN'T WORK. 196 00:09:25,698 --> 00:09:27,632 AND NOW WE HAVE A 2-TON BALL OF TINFOIL 197 00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:30,435 TRAVELING 200 MILES AN HOUR DIRECTLY AT US! 198 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:33,638 QUICKLY! WE MUST SEPARATE THE MAGNET FROM THE MAGNIFIER 199 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,473 BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE! 200 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:40,712 I ALWAYS HAVE IT WITH ME, BUT MY PURSE IS SUCH A DISASTER AREA. 201 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:42,747 YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. 202 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:45,083 OH, OH, OH, OH! MOM! 203 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,251 MOM! 204 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,619 IT'S NO USE! 205 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:51,156 IT'S NO USE! WE ARE DOOMED! 206 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:58,830 YOU SAVED US, PERRY THE PLATYPUS! 207 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:04,703 BLESS YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS! 208 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:13,878 LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK! SEE? 209 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:17,816 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING AT? 210 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,551 NO! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE! 211 00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:20,819 I'M GONNA GO GET THE CART. 212 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,688 IT WAS RIGHT HERE AND IT WAS HUGE! 213 00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:26,625 TIME TO GO. I'VE GOT FROZEN. 214 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:30,695 ARE STILL UNDER THAT STUPID TREE IN THE BACKYARD, RIGHT? 215 00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:32,330 WELL, YES, THAT WOULD BE MY GUESS. 216 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:35,767 FINE. THEN LET'S GO HOME--NOW! 217 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:47,445 OH, THERE YOU ARE, PERRY. 218 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:48,813 [CHATTERING] 219 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,749 NICE HAT, ISABELLA. 220 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,318 HMM. 221 00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:55,920 AAH! AAH! 222 00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:59,457 [ALL SCREAMING] 223 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:02,894 FUNNY. I DON'T REMEMBER THIS IN THE BLUEPRINTS. 224 00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:07,165 AND I'M SURE THIS IS NEW. 225 00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:10,702 HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE. 226 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:14,172 I WORRY ABOUT YOU SOMETIMES, CANDACE. 227 00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:26,284 WELCOME TO MR. SLUSHY BURGER. MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? 228 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:29,187 ANYONE WANT FRIES? 229 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,758 CROISSANT? 230 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:36,928 ANYONE WANT A CROISSANT? 231 00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:44,536 [BEEP BEEP BEEP] 232 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:47,405 YOU KNOW, IF THAT THING CRASHES TO EARTH, 233 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,574 CANDACE IS IN CHARGE. 234 00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:52,844 AAH! AAH! AAH! 235 00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:05,423 [ALL SCREAMING] 236 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,826 WE SHOULD HAVE CHARGED MORE. 237 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:10,428 OK, WE'RE HERE. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, CANDACE? 238 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,363 [GASPING AND LAUGHING] 239 00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:15,934 YES! SEE, MOM? I TOLD YOU THEY WEREN'T THERE. 240 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,769 HI, MOM. OH, HI, BOYS. 241 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,537 COME ON, CANDACE, HELP ME WITH THE GROCERIES. 242 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,372 B-B-B-B-BUT-BUT-BUT-BUT-- 243 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:24,843 BUT--BUT--BUT--BUT--BUT-- 244 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,911 HEY, PHINEAS, THAT WAS GREAT. 245 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:27,846 WAY TOO COOL. 246 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,781 THAT WAS AWESOME! 247 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,950 SORRY. ONLY ONE RIDE PER CUSTOMER. 248 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,351 THAT WAS GREAT, PHINEAS. 249 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,953 SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TOMORROW? 250 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:37,655 MAYBE YOU CAN TEACH PERRY SOME TRICKS. 251 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:38,890 WELL, HE IS A PLATYPUS. 252 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:42,994 THEY'RE THE ONLY MAMMALS TO LAY EGGS. 253 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,796 MAYBE HE'LL LAY AN EGG. 254 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:46,698 COOL. SEE YOU TOMORROW. 255 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:49,667 IT REALLY WAS THE COOLEST COASTER EVER. 256 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:51,703 YOU GUYS MAKE A GREAT TEAM. 257 00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:55,774 BUT I COULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR A BETTER ONE THAT FERB. 258 00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:56,975 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 259 00:12:56,977 --> 00:13:00,345 OH, MAN! I CAN SMELL THE PEANUT BUTTER. 260 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:01,980 WELL, THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE. 261 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,448 SEE YOU, GUYS. 262 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,917 SO WHAT SHOULD WE DO TOMORROW? 263 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,486 THERE'S A WORLD OF POSSIBILITIES. 264 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:11,589 MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKE A LIST. 265 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:12,490 [BOOM] 266 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:13,625 [CAR ALARMS] 267 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:14,459 Candace: MOM! 268 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,761 GIVE IT A REST, CANDACE! 269 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,739 YES! HEY, FERB! 270 00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:29,407 IT'S CANDACE'S BIRTHDAY. 271 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:32,076 WE'VE GOTTA DO BETTER THAN LAST YEAR. 272 00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:34,512 AAH! [ROAR] 273 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:39,017 THIS TIME IT'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING HUGE. 274 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:42,487 ♪ SHE'S CANDACE 275 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,389 ♪ LIKE THE VENUS DE MILO ♪ 276 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:48,459 ♪ EXCEPT SHE'S NOT ARMLESS AND HANDLESS ♪ 277 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,428 ♪ SHE'S GOT A BIG HONKIN' TRUCKLOAD ♪ 278 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:53,097 ♪ OF SHIP-LAUNCHIN' QUALITIES 279 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,333 ♪ AND THIS IS THE REASON 280 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:58,870 ♪ SHE BEARS NO RESEMBLANCE TO A ♪ 281 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:02,140 ♪ PRAYING MANTIS 282 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:05,376 ♪ A NAME WITH 7 LETTERS 283 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,846 ♪ ONLY WEARS DESIGNER SWEATERS ♪ 284 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,748 ♪ SHE'S GOT AN ALLERGY TO DAIRY ♪ 285 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,451 ♪ AND SHE'S ANYTHING BUT ORDINARY ♪ 286 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,619 [CHATTERING] 287 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,387 PERRY? 288 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,122 THIS IS YOURS, I BELIEVE. 289 00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:19,424 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANDACE. 290 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,659 I MADE YOU A SPECIAL BREAKFAST. 291 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,028 AND AFTER THAT, WE HAVE A SURPRISE. 292 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,396 WHAT IS IT? WHERE IS IT? 293 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,664 WE HAVE TO DRIVE TO IT. 294 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,733 OOH-WHOO-OOH! 295 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,535 IS IT THE MALL? 296 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,904 OK. BUT IT'S THE MALL, RIGHT? 297 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:39,410 WAIT. PLEASE DON'T TELL ME WE'RE GOING TO MT. RUSHMORE. 298 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:40,478 ISN'T IT GREAT? 299 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,881 CARVED INTO THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN. 300 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:45,383 IT WAS PHINEAS' AND FERB'S IDEA. 301 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,485 YOU'RE WELCOME. 302 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,020 OK, YOU LOT GO ON AHEAD. 303 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:52,156 I'LL FIND A PARKING SPOT AND MEET YOU THERE. 304 00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,392 WE'RE GOING UP TO THE MONUMENT. COME ON, PERRY. 305 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,127 OK. WE'LL JOIN YOU IN A MINUTE. 306 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:58,463 OK, CANDACE, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. 307 00:14:58,465 --> 00:14:59,797 YOU CAN PICK OUT ANYTHING YOU WANT. 308 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:03,835 OOH! WHAT ABOUT THE MT. RUSHMORE BOBBLEHEAD? 309 00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:05,436 MOM, THAT'S LAME. 310 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,138 OK. HOW ABOUT THIS CUTE, 311 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,439 CUDDLY LINCOLN? 312 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,108 [GASP] JEREMY? 313 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,809 HI, JEREMY. 314 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:12,877 HEY, CANDACE. 315 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:15,914 OH, I'M JUST HERE ON THE MR. SLUSHY BURGER 316 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,449 WORKER EXCHANGE PROGRAM. 317 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:19,550 UM... 318 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,586 UH--OH--WELL, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY, 319 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,756 AND...I...UH... 320 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,190 I GOTTA CHECK SOMETHING. 321 00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:27,759 BACK IN A FLASH, OK? 322 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,561 WHERE DID THEY GO? 323 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:31,896 HI, MRS. FLETCHER. 324 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:32,830 OH, HI, ISABELLA. 325 00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,499 WHAT BRINGS YOU GIRLS HERE? 326 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:35,733 FIRESIDE GIRLS FIELD TRIP. 327 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,568 UM...IS PHINEAS HERE? 328 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:40,905 MM-HMM. HE AND FERB ARE UP AT THE MONUMENT. 329 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,476 POSSIBILITIES. 330 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:48,579 HEY, WHERE'S PERRY? 331 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:54,485 ♪ DOOBY DOOBY DOO BA DOO 332 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,487 ♪ DOOBY DOOBY DOO BA DOO 333 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,089 ♪ DOOBY DOOBY DOO BA DOO 334 00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,091 ♪ DOOBY DOOBY DOO BA DOO 335 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:03,294 ♪ DOOBY DOOBY DOO BA DOO 336 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,997 ♪ DOOBY DOOBY DOO BA 337 00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:14,005 GOOD MORNING, AGENT P. DR. DOOFENSCHMIRTZ 338 00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:16,808 WE'VE JUST DISCOVERED HIS NEW HIDEOUT 339 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:20,611 IS LOCATED INSIDE LINCOLN'S HEAD AT MT. RUSHMORE. 340 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:21,913 I--I KNOW. 341 00:16:21,915 --> 00:16:27,051 POOR PLANNING ON OUR PART, ACTUALLY. SORRY. 342 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:32,657 PHINEAS! 343 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:33,825 FERB! 344 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,593 OHH... 345 00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:38,262 HEY, HONEY, WHAT ARE THEM KIDS 346 00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:39,864 DOING UP ON THE MONUMENT? 347 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,500 LET ME SEE THAT. 348 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,569 [GASPS] 349 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:47,638 MOM, YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS NOW. 350 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,073 HERE, LOOK. 351 00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:51,743 OOP. RAN OUT OF TIME. 352 00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:54,045 [MUTTERING] 353 00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:58,950 HERE, LOOK NOW. 354 00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:02,286 OH! OLD RELIABLE GEYSER. 355 00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:06,724 I'M JUST GONNA GO BACK TO THE GIFT SHOP. 356 00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:19,070 AH, PERRY THE PLATYPUS. 357 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,905 YOUR TIMING IS IMPECCABLE. 358 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,707 AND BY IMPECCABLE, I MEAN 359 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,809 COMPLETELY PECCABLE! 360 00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:27,111 HA HA HA! YOU ARE JUST IN TIME 361 00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:29,947 TO WITNESS MY LATEST SCHEME. 362 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:31,282 BEHOLD! 363 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,017 MY GRIMINATOR! 364 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,053 I WILL BORE A TUNNEL TO CHINA, 365 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,888 BUILD A TOLL HIGHWAY, 366 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,222 AND MAKE MILLIONS! 367 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:41,192 SO, AS THEY SAY IN CHINA, 368 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:44,729 ARRIVEDERCI! 369 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:56,707 UNH! 370 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,009 AH! OOH! 371 00:17:58,011 --> 00:18:01,379 NOW, WHERE SHOULD WE START? 372 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:02,680 HI, PHINEAS. 373 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:03,881 WHATCHA DOIN'? 374 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:04,916 IT'S A SURPRISE. 375 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,652 WE COULD USE A LOOKOUT. CAN I HELP? 376 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:08,619 YOU GOT IT. 377 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,888 [RUSTLING AND CRASHING] 378 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,758 [BIRDS SQUAWKING] 379 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,827 OH, MA'AM, 380 00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:17,628 IF YOU HANDLE THE BIG STICK, 381 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:21,632 MOM! YOU'VE GOTTA SEE WHAT PHINEAS AND FERB ARE DOING! 382 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:22,667 UH, EXCUSE ME, 383 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,135 AREN'T YOU BOYS A LITTLE YOUNG 384 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:27,672 TO BE RESTORING A NATIONAL MONUMENT? 385 00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:30,041 YES. YES, WE ARE. 386 00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:31,375 WELL, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOUNG PEOPLE 387 00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:34,645 TAKING AN INTEREST IN OUR NATIONAL HERITAGE. 388 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,314 AAH! 389 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,149 Computer voice: HULL OVERHEATING. 390 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:40,017 HULL OVERHEATING. 391 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:42,253 THE MOLTEN LAVA OF THE EARTH'S CORE 392 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:44,722 COMPLETELY SLIPPED MY MIND. 393 00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:52,964 OH, NO! THE LAVA IS FOLLOWING US! 394 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,170 THE LAVA IS BEING DIVERTED. 395 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,739 YOU DID IT, PERRY THE PLATYPUS. 396 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,375 YOU SAVED US! 397 00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:10,715 I HATE TO BE A STICKLER, 398 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,750 BUT THE LAVA IS COMING 399 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:13,918 AGAIN! 400 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:17,655 Candace: WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT THOSE TWO ARE UP TO. 401 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,825 SHE'S COMING! 402 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,843 SHE'S GETTING CLOSER! 403 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,045 WE'RE RUNNING A LITTLE BEHIND SCHEDULE. 404 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,246 GO TO PLAN B. 405 00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:44,849 PLAN B, GIRLS! 406 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,386 YOU ARE GOING TO BE SHOCKED 407 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:51,222 BY WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU, MOM. 408 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:54,792 HMM. I GUESS SOME THINGS LOOK BETTER IN PHOTOS. 409 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,994 [CELL PHONE RINGS] OH, IT'S DAD. 410 00:19:56,996 --> 00:20:01,799 I FOUND AN ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT PARKING SPACE. 411 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,768 GREAT. I'LL MEET YOU AT THE GIFT SHOP, DEAR. 412 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,937 I STILL HAVE TO BUY THAT BIG STICK. 413 00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:08,906 [CAW CAW CAW] 414 00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:11,442 HUH? 415 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,377 NOW! 416 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:19,951 OOPS. 417 00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:22,820 [RUMBLING] 418 00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:28,893 [REOWW!] 419 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:30,861 HUH? 420 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:31,929 [GASPS] 421 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:32,730 OH! 422 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:33,764 WHY, IT'S-- 423 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,166 I-IT'S... 424 00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:38,869 IT'S BEAUTIFUL! 425 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,104 [SOBBING] 426 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:42,039 MOM! 427 00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:45,443 I GOTTA SHOW YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW! 428 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:48,846 CANDACE, ARE YOU STILL TRYING TO GET THE BOYS IN TROUBLE? 429 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:52,850 OH, IT'S THE NICEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER DONE FOR ME! 430 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:55,253 YOU KNOW, CANDACE, THIS IS THE SECOND TIME 431 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,320 I'VE CLIMBED UP THERE. 432 00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:58,823 I'M ALREADY DOWN HALF A DRESS SIZE. 433 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,491 COME ON, HURRY! 434 00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:06,230 AAH! 435 00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,099 [ALARM SOUNDS] 436 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,835 HEY, WHERE YOU GOIN'? 437 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:13,371 AAH! 438 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:14,538 I DON'T-- 439 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:15,840 AAH! 440 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,975 [MUTTERING] 441 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:18,776 HURRY, MOM. 442 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,945 YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT. 443 00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:23,547 HUH? 444 00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:26,217 UCCH. 445 00:21:26,219 --> 00:21:27,885 EEW! 446 00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:41,198 OHH! FINALLY MADE IT, HONEY. 447 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,834 NOW, WHAT IS IT YOU WANTED ME TO SEE? 448 00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:45,503 BUT--BUT-- 449 00:21:49,107 --> 00:21:50,074 YOU'RE RIGHT. 450 00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:51,876 IT'S BEAUTIFUL! 451 00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:53,411 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HONEY. 452 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:56,981 NOW, LET'S GO FIND YOUR FATHER. 453 00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:58,282 OHH! 454 00:21:58,284 --> 00:21:59,283 [CLANK] 455 00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:02,219 DID YOU LIKE YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT? 456 00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:04,822 UH-HUH. UH. 457 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:05,823 WELL, IT WAS DEFINITELY BETTER 458 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,359 THAN THE GORILLA IN THE CAKE. 459 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:15,933 I SAW YOU LOOKING AT IT IN THE GIFT SHOP. 460 00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:18,536 A MT. RUSHMORE BOBBLEHEAD. 461 00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,304 YOU LIKE IT? 462 00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:24,241 OHH! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT. 463 00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:25,042 GREAT. 464 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,377 I GOTTA GET BACK. 465 00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:28,913 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 466 00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:31,982 THIS WAS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER. 35840

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