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[Knock on door]
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Hey you guys. Let me in there,
or I'll break down the door.
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A way with words.
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I am kicking you out!
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Hey, what's the matter?
We paid the rent the first of September.
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Yeah, but that was for July!
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Okay look. We'll pay the rent as soon
as the fix the things you promised to fix.
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Fix? What fix? This place,
this place is like a castle.
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Yeah, well okay, in this
castle the moot overflows.
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The roof leaks.
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And the plaster's falling.
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Yeah, and the phone doesn't work.
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Guys, I am through being Mister Nice Guy.
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My lawyer's on his way over.
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And he's coming here with dispossess
papers and then out you go!
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Dispossess papers?
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What are we gonna do?
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When the lawyer gets here,
we don't have to be here.
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When he asks for the Monkees,
all we have to say is...
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Who!
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The Monkees.
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No, no, never heard of them.
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Well, they are suppose
to be at this address.
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I gotta see them about a legal matter.
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Actually sir.
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Who are you?
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The 23 hour doorman.
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What?!
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I used to be the 24 hour doorman,
but I couldn't take the long hours.
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Ah, your TV's working mister.
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Is the TV working?
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It's working so hard, it's tired.
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But if you do run across the Monkees,
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tell them to be at Cunningham
Island tonight at 9.
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You betcha big fella.
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Quiet! They've been left in a
legacy by an eccentric millionaire.
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The Monkees in unison:
Eccentric millionaire!
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Eccentric millionaire! Millionaire! Wait.
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Sir, uh, you see, we really are the Monkees.
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Oh, I understand.
Now everything is perfectly clear.
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You were just pretending to be someone else.
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Yeah, you know.
We were just kidding around.
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Yeah, of course I know.
Do me one favour please?
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Anything.
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If you do run across the
Monkees, tell 'em I called.
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Here we come
Walkin' down the street
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We get the funniest looks from
Ev'ry one we meet
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Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
And people say we monkey around
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But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down
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We're just tryin' to be friendly
Come and watch us sing and play
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We're the young generation
And we've got something to say
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Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
You never know where we'll be found
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So you better get ready
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We may be comin' to your town
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Well uh, it's a little gloomy, but uh,
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we could probably work wonders
with just a few geraniums.
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Uh huh, redecorate.
I'm leaving.
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How do you do gentlemen?
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You're just in time for
the reading of the will.
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I'm Ralph, butler to the
late John Cunningham.
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Uh, excuse me Ralph. You know,
we really don't even know why we're here.
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I don't even think that we ever even
met the late Mr. John Cunningham.
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I mean even when he was early.
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I have a... A long time ago,
you returned a wallet to Mr. Cunningham
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containing six hundred dollars.
He always appreciated that.
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Ah, cause it showed our honesty.
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Oh no son, because it wasn't his wallet.
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That is Madam Roselle, the late
Mr. Cunningham's spiritualist.
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She reads minds, tells
fortunes, reads palms.
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Wanna read my palm?
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No, what'll they make it
into a movie.
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How do you do? You're
very happy to meet me.
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Uh, yes ma'am, we are. Well listen,
can you really and truly...
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Can I read minds and tell
the future you were about to say.
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Yes I can. For example, mm.
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We're gonna have snow tomorrow.
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Mr. Harris Klingsley, the late
Mr. Cunningham's travelling companion.
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Perhaps you've read
some of my books.
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'Plan Walking Tours
Through the Sahara'?
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No, I don't.
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'Beverly Hills on
Five Shootings a Day'?
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I'm afraid I...
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Miss Ellie Reynolds, the
late Mr. Cunningham's grandniece.
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Davy? Davy?
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Davy?! Davy?
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Statistics prove that two out of every
three teenage marriages end in divorce.
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Three out of three.
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Four, four out of three.
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He's in love.
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Yeah, for the very first time today.
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'Who's Whom on Eddie's Island'?
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No, I don't think so.
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'Uticus: City on the Moon'?
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No, I'm afraid I don't.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I should like to play the will.
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Play the will?
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The late Mr. Cunningham recorded
his will on a phonograph record.
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It'll never sell.
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How about the flip side?
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Voice of the late John Cunningham.
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This is a recording. I'm sorry
I can't be with you, but I'm dead.
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Well, what can I say except,
wish you were here. (laughs)
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I wish he'd come to the part
about my inheriting the mansion.
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You inheriting the mansion?
The mansion is to be mine.
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Wait, let me check.
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Yes, yes, that's right.
The mansion is to be mine.
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To the Monkees,
I leave the library organ
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with the stipulation that
they play one song on it.
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That's alright.
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Now for the moment that
you've all been waiting for.
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I leave my mansion and everything contained
within it to Miss Ellie Reynolds.
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Ellie Reynolds?
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Shut up Kingsley.
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With the stipulation that
before she decides whether
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she wishes to keep it,
she spends one night in the mansion.
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Uh, let's uh, let's just play that song.
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Good idea.
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Take the last train to Clarksville
And I'll meet you at the station
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You can be here by four thirty
'Cause I made your reservation
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Don't be slow, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
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'Cause I'm leavin' in the morning
And I must see you again
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We'll have one more night together
'Til the morning brings my train
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And I must go, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
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And I don't know if
I'm ever coming home
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Take the last train to Clarksville
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I'll be waiting at the station
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We'll have time for coffee flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation
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Oh... Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
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[Music]
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Take the last train to Clarksville
Now I must hang up the phone
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I can't hear you in this noisy
Railroad station all alone
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I'm feelin' low, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
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And I don't know if
I'm ever coming home
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[Music]
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Take the last train to Clarksville
And I'll meet you at the station
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You can be here by four thirty
'Cause I made your reservation
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Don't be slow, oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no!
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And I don't know if
I'm ever coming home
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Take the last train to Clarksville
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Take the last train to Clarksville
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Take the last train to Clarksville
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Well, look.
I hate to inherit and run.
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Come on, let's split.
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Oh! Oh!
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Sorry gentlemen, but no one can
leave the island before morning.
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The last ferry has been
cancelled due to the fog.
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It's the middle of our foggy season.
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Foggy? What do you mean foggy season?
When is that?
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It's hard to estimate sir.
I'd say approximately from
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eighteen hundred and twenty to
nineteen hundred and seventy five.
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Now gentlemen, if I may
show you to your room.
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Boy, is it spooky in here.
You scared?
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Well, yes and no.
Mostly yes.
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Don't do that.
Come to bed.
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[Banging, wind howling, and thunder]
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Hey look Micky, just turn the
light back on for a minute.
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Now look, if we're gonna get any sleep,
one of us is gonna have to stand watch.
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That's a good idea.
Let's choose for it.
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Yeah.
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Ready?
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One, two, three, shoot.
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One, two, three, shoot.
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One, two, three, shoot.
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[Loud howling]
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Quiet! I just had a vision about the butler.
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Either he's going to take a long pleasant
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journey and enjoy good
fortune, or he's dead.
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Well, which is it?
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Six of one, half a dozen of the other.
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[Loud noise]
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Run downstairs! Come on.
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It looks like someone's been murdered.
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Hey! Hey, where's Ralph?
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He's gone.
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Someone call the police.
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Yeah, the police.
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Hello operator. Operator get me the police.
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We need... uh hello, oper... hello.
Hello operator?
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Wires have been cut, ha-ha.
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And been tied in a bow.
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At least we know, uh,
that the murderer's very neat.
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Davy, a murderer loose.
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Young lady. I wouldn't be in
your shoes for anything.
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This house is full of nothing but evil.
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You look tired my dear. Come,
let me take you to your room.
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Are you sure you're
gonna be alright, Ellie?
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I'll be okay. Don't worry.
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Davy!
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Come here. Take a look at this.
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So you see,
if you examine the angle of the blade,
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you will notice that it's
precisely two centimeters
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north of the standard control latitude...
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... which confirms that the
murderer was indeed a man.
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Could it have been a women?
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Yes, it's a possibility.
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Would you say that Ralph...
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- Which one's Ralph?
- The victim.
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- Oh! Good work Watson.
[woman voice] - No!
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[Loud bang]
What was that?
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A, uh, C sharp.
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[woman voice] - No!
- Ellie!
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[woman voice] - No!
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- 'Dining Out in Greenland'?
- No.
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- 'Big Spots Along the Ganges'?
- No.
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- 'Philadelphia: Way to Find it'?
- No!
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Okay Kingsley, the chapter's over.
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Man, there's gotta be a way
we can get a message out of here.
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Hey, what are you doing Mike?
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I'm putting out a few breadcrumbs
here on the window sill.
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I'm figuring it will attract a carrier
pigeon and we can get a message out.
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Hm-mm. Okay.
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Well, let's see. All we gotta do is
strap a message to it's leg and we'll...
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Um, there's already a message
here strapped to it's leg.
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What does it say?
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It says please don't strap
a message to my leg.
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I am not a carrier pigeon.
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Here boy. Home big fella.
Here boy. Here boy.
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Hey, where'd you get the bones?
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Well, I found them in the closet.
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What are they suppose to do?
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Well, I figured they'd attract
the Saint Bernard man.
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Then, we can get 'im to deliver the message.
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Yeah.
I'll believe it when I see it.
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[Dog barking]
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I believe it.
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See now, see uh,
all you gotta do is uh, is put
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a message around his neck,
and we can get him to...
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Um, he's already got a
message around his neck.
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Hey, what does it say?
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There is a message
for you on the pigeon.
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Hey, what was that?
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Oh, it was just a car backfiring.
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Car backfiring?
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But where did it come from?
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The next room.
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Oh.
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The next room!
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Well, wait a minute, wait a minute.
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We're probably, we're probably just,
just hearing things.
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We'll be very cool.
Just don't panic.
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Right, right.
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Don't panic.
Don't panic.
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[Loud gun shot]
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I must warn Mr. Kingsley.
245
00:15:10,336 --> 00:15:14,594
I just had a vision he is going
to be shot in ten minutes.
246
00:15:14,794 --> 00:15:16,133
Hey, we just heard a shot.
247
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:19,303
Oh yeah?
My watch must be slow.
248
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:26,100
There are two bodies missing.
Ralph and, uh, Kingsley.
249
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,158
Say, do you think there's something
funny going on around here?
250
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:30,845
I think I have a solution.
251
00:15:31,045 --> 00:15:31,931
What?
252
00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:34,926
How many for hysteria? Hands please.
253
00:15:36,796 --> 00:15:38,772
If I could only get the bones to work.
254
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:41,704
Hey, wait a minute.
The telephone receiver.
255
00:15:43,268 --> 00:15:45,196
Hey, if I take the microphones
out of this telephone,
256
00:15:45,396 --> 00:15:48,473
hook it up with the amplifying grid on the
tubes, I might be able to get a signal.
257
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,767
Laugh, will they.
258
00:16:04,767 --> 00:16:07,246
Are you getting something?
259
00:16:07,446 --> 00:16:09,295
I think so. Come on.
260
00:16:09,495 --> 00:16:11,733
Hello? Hello-hello? Hello?
261
00:16:11,933 --> 00:16:13,127
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
262
00:16:13,327 --> 00:16:15,128
Do you speak our language?
263
00:16:15,328 --> 00:16:15,933
Yes, I do.
264
00:16:16,133 --> 00:16:18,565
Thank goodness.
Do you know how to send an SOS?
265
00:16:18,765 --> 00:16:19,440
Yes, I do.
266
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,633
Oh great! What's your location?
267
00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:22,622
Yes, I do.
268
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:31,997
Madamoiselle, what do you
think we ought to do?
269
00:16:32,197 --> 00:16:33,859
Join hands.
270
00:16:37,698 --> 00:16:44,350
We are trying to reach the
spirit of John Cunningham.
271
00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:49,138
He will tell us who the
murderer is in his mansion.
272
00:16:49,338 --> 00:16:51,806
What is she doing, mansion and stuff?
I've never been...
273
00:16:52,006 --> 00:16:53,517
I've gotta have a little silence.
274
00:16:53,717 --> 00:16:54,744
Oh, I'm sorry.
275
00:16:54,944 --> 00:16:58,825
John Cunningham,
if you are within
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00:16:59,025 --> 00:17:03,362
the sound of my voice,
some to us, mm.
277
00:17:03,562 --> 00:17:08,636
I feel a spirit is among us.
278
00:17:08,836 --> 00:17:11,766
Are you a friendly spirit?
279
00:17:11,966 --> 00:17:16,340
Knock two times for yes,
four times for no.
280
00:17:16,540 --> 00:17:19,637
Knock how many times for yes?
281
00:17:19,837 --> 00:17:22,073
Mm-mm.
282
00:17:23,452 --> 00:17:26,687
Are you the spirit of John Cunningham?
283
00:17:26,887 --> 00:17:29,117
Uh no, this is his answering service.
284
00:17:29,317 --> 00:17:31,300
Oh what, his answering service.
285
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:36,684
Wait, wait. We are trying to
reach the spirit of John Cunningham.
286
00:17:36,884 --> 00:17:40,373
I am the ghost of Christmas past.
287
00:17:40,573 --> 00:17:41,767
Just a minute.
288
00:17:41,967 --> 00:17:45,019
Open your heart to Tiny Tim, Ebenezer.
289
00:17:45,219 --> 00:17:47,433
Wait, you're the wrong spirit.
290
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:50,557
Be kind to Bob Crachett.
Celebrate Christmas.
291
00:17:50,757 --> 00:17:52,933
Would you please get off the line?
292
00:17:53,133 --> 00:17:55,433
Demand of your partner Jacob Marley.
293
00:17:55,633 --> 00:17:57,970
I'm trying to reach John Cunningham.
294
00:17:59,189 --> 00:18:00,533
The lights! The lights!
Where'd they go?
295
00:18:00,733 --> 00:18:01,733
Someone turned on the dark.
296
00:18:01,933 --> 00:18:02,533
Turn on the lights.
297
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:06,207
[Eerie music]
298
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:22,699
Where's madamoiselle?
299
00:18:22,899 --> 00:18:23,803
She's gone!
300
00:18:25,494 --> 00:18:27,651
We're the only ones left.
301
00:18:27,851 --> 00:18:30,222
I couldn't spend another
moment in this house.
302
00:18:30,422 --> 00:18:32,418
I never want to see it
as long as I live.
303
00:18:32,618 --> 00:18:33,590
Now, don't worry Ellie.
304
00:18:33,790 --> 00:18:35,904
We'll wait outside with
you until the ferry comes.
305
00:18:36,104 --> 00:18:37,092
It shouldn't be too long.
306
00:18:37,292 --> 00:18:39,105
Hey, listen. Why don't we go outside and we
307
00:18:39,305 --> 00:18:41,370
can play a little music?
That oughta cheer us up.
308
00:18:41,570 --> 00:18:42,789
Come on.
309
00:18:46,633 --> 00:18:49,457
Wow, it doesn't look as
scary as it did last night.
310
00:18:53,586 --> 00:18:57,907
I'm gonna pack up all the pain,
I'm gonna keep it in my heart
311
00:18:58,107 --> 00:19:02,808
I'm gonna catch me the fastest train
I'm gonna make me a brand new start
312
00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:06,433
But that's okay
313
00:19:06,633 --> 00:19:12,140
Tomorrow's gonna be another day
Hey, hey, hey, hey
314
00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:15,100
And I don't care what ya say
315
00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:20,700
Tomorrow's gonna be, tomorrow's gonna be
Tomorrow's gonna be another day
316
00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:23,891
Yay, yay, yay
317
00:19:24,091 --> 00:19:28,462
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
318
00:19:28,662 --> 00:19:33,368
They say there's a lotta fish
Swimmin' in the deep blue sea
319
00:19:33,568 --> 00:19:37,943
I'm gonna catch me a pretty one
And she'll be good to me
320
00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:40,178
But that's okay
321
00:19:42,496 --> 00:19:46,910
Tomorrow's gonna be another day
Hey, hey, hey, hey
322
00:19:47,967 --> 00:19:50,048
And I don't care what ya say
323
00:19:50,248 --> 00:19:54,173
Tomorrow's gonna be, tomorrow's gonna be
324
00:19:54,373 --> 00:19:57,415
Tomorrow's gonna be another day
325
00:19:57,615 --> 00:20:02,522
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
I'm on my way
326
00:20:02,722 --> 00:20:07,215
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
327
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:10,783
[Music]
328
00:20:32,643 --> 00:20:36,678
Well, I ain't gonna think about ya
'Cause it ain't no use no more
329
00:20:36,878 --> 00:20:41,474
I'm gonna make it fine without ya
Just like I did before
330
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,867
I'm on my way
331
00:20:46,021 --> 00:20:50,530
Tomorrow's gonna be another day,
Hey, hey, hey, hey
332
00:20:51,658 --> 00:20:53,528
And I don't care what ya say
333
00:20:53,728 --> 00:20:57,674
Tomorrow's gonna be, tomorrow's gonna be
334
00:20:57,874 --> 00:21:00,932
Tomorrow's gonna be another day
335
00:21:01,132 --> 00:21:06,267
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
336
00:21:06,467 --> 00:21:11,000
Another day!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
337
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,586
Every body feel better now?
338
00:21:14,786 --> 00:21:16,633
No. No.
339
00:21:16,833 --> 00:21:19,376
[Laughter]
340
00:21:34,764 --> 00:21:36,833
Well, we finally scared
that little mouse away.
341
00:21:37,633 --> 00:21:39,516
It certainly took long enough.
342
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:43,821
Hey, hey do you still have those
knock out pills you were experimenting on?
343
00:21:44,021 --> 00:21:46,501
Yeah but, the experiment's
not complete yet.
344
00:21:46,701 --> 00:21:49,385
Will be soon.
345
00:21:53,367 --> 00:21:56,948
[Laughter]
346
00:21:58,633 --> 00:22:00,570
I propose a toast to us.
347
00:22:00,770 --> 00:22:03,596
The new owners of
Cunningham manor.
348
00:22:03,796 --> 00:22:07,328
[Laughter]
349
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:16,967
Hey, the pills are in.
350
00:22:17,167 --> 00:22:23,574
[Laughter]
351
00:22:27,145 --> 00:22:28,133
Hey man, where is everybody?
352
00:22:28,333 --> 00:22:30,224
Shush!
353
00:22:30,424 --> 00:22:31,851
Who's there?
354
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:34,745
Ralph? Here?
355
00:22:35,859 --> 00:22:37,449
Stop or I'll shoot.
356
00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:39,736
Okay, you asked for it.
357
00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:45,007
Hey, I may have something here.
358
00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:58,759
He's got the last act of Hamlet.
359
00:22:59,037 --> 00:22:59,861
He's still alive.
360
00:23:00,061 --> 00:23:01,877
You're looking at the fastest
hand in the west.
361
00:23:02,867 --> 00:23:04,697
So you see Ellie.
They were making the
362
00:23:04,897 --> 00:23:07,305
weird noises all the time,
just to get rid of you.
363
00:23:07,505 --> 00:23:09,503
And we thought they were ghosts.
364
00:23:09,703 --> 00:23:11,301
You were worried about ghosts?
365
00:23:11,501 --> 00:23:13,700
I wasn't worried. Were you worried?
The shock...
366
00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:16,491
Come off it. You said there were
ghosts when we first got here.
367
00:23:16,691 --> 00:23:17,967
You said there's ghosts
all over the place.
368
00:23:18,167 --> 00:23:21,177
Keep the spirit of
Christmas Ebenezer.
369
00:23:21,377 --> 00:23:24,962
Wait! Wait! Come back.
370
00:23:25,162 --> 00:23:28,276
Wait! Come back.
371
00:23:37,112 --> 00:23:38,303
So then we put Micky's knock out
372
00:23:38,503 --> 00:23:40,178
drops in the wine decanter
and that was that.
373
00:23:40,378 --> 00:23:42,349
You boys have been through a lot, but as
374
00:23:42,549 --> 00:23:44,767
long as you're all okay,
you've done alright.
375
00:23:44,967 --> 00:23:47,917
I think one of them is ready to talk now.
You're all free to go.
376
00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:55,167
Perhaps you've read
some of my books.
377
00:23:57,548 --> 00:23:59,929
'Akron: The City Behind the Myth'.
378
00:24:00,777 --> 00:24:02,498
'A Teenager's Guide to Tijuana'?
379
00:24:02,698 --> 00:24:05,540
- 'Plan Walking Tours Through the Sahara'?
- No.
380
00:24:05,740 --> 00:24:07,985
- 'South Dakota: Fact or Fiction'?
- No.
381
00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:11,108
- 'Beverly Hills on Five Shootings a Day'?
- No.
382
00:24:11,308 --> 00:24:13,058
'Uticus: City on the Moon'?
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