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- Bye, mom! Bye, dad!
- Drive carefully!
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- Have fun, you two.
- Yes, we will
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have as much fun as possible on our
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Titanic-themed getaway
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Let's lose the 'tude, please.
It's supposed to be romantic.
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Speaking of disasters, dad, we
are leaving you in charge, here.
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I know, can we wrap
this up? Morty and I
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have some synthetic laser
eels oxidizing in the garage.
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Hey, don't blow me off.
I am drawing a line, okay?
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Any damage to this house or
these children when we get back,
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and... no more adventures with Morty.
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Aw, geez, Rick. If my mom's
the one who's saying it,
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then you know it's
pretty serious this time.
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- That's right.
- Wait. What?
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Listen, you have my word as a
caregiver, everything's gonna be fine.
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And if not, like you say, no
more adventures or whatever.
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It's like that old song
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"Blomp blomp-a noop noop
a-noop noop noop"
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You guys know that song?
From Tiny Rogerts?
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You never heard of it? The black
effeminate guy from the '50s?
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Nobody?
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Whatever. Who cares?
Just go on your stupid trip.
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Not one thing out of place.
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Not a single thing.
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We're past the point of no return.
I'm going to have a party.
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I found jello. Can you
sneak your mom's vodka?
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Yes, she does. I saw
it in your laundry room.
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Listen, you can't both be in
denial about it. Okay, bye.
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Summer, you can't throw a party!
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Remember what mom said?
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Yeah, if anything gets messed up,
you and grandpa Rick get punished.
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I'm only a human being, Morty.
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Rick, tell Summer she
can't have a party!
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Uh, Summer, you can't have a party.
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Because I'm having a
party, bitch!
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Rick, you can't!
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What do you mean you're having a party?
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Are some Glip Glops
from the 3rd dimension
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going to come over and
play cards or something?
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Glip Glop? You're lucky a Traflorkian
doesn't hear you say that.
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- Is that like their n-word?
- It's like the n-word
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and the c-word had a baby and it was raised
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by all the bad words for Jews.
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Listen, I think the three of us
could just, you know, have a nice time,
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like just hanging out, and, you know,
doing a little bonding...
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Screw that. This is my chance
to gain some footing
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- with the cool kids.
- That's why you party?
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- Boy, you really are 17.
- Why do you party?
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To get wriggedy
wriggedy wrecked, son!
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Just keep your sci-fi friends
away from my awesome ones.
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Yeah, and you keep your awesome
friends away from my canap�s.
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After dinner, Titanic 2 will
attach to the rail system
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near our replica iceberg, and the
hydraulics encased in these tubes
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will execute a controlled
sink into the icy depths.
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A rail system seems archaic for
an attraction this impressive.
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Are you sure the ship will sink?
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I can assure you the ship will sink,
as it has a thousand times before.
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It is un-unsinkable.
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Look, it's the line for the bow!
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Jerry, I'd love to just kick back
with a Margarita and read.
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Do you mind if I skip the whole
"King of the world" bit?
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It's not the "King of the world" bit.
That's Jack and Fabrizio.
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This is where Rose says
"I'm flying, Jack!"
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But whatever. I can be
the only one to do it alone.
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What about her?
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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Would you like to take
my place in line?
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- I could get into trouble.
- We won't tell.
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So... you're a Titanic fanatic?
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Yes. I've worked here since it opened.
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But I've never been
able to participate.
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Happy to help... Rose.
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I love watching bukkake, I mean
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I don't know if I personally
would ever do it.
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Brad! Hey!
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Brad is here! Quick,
make my hair look drunk.
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Check it out. Tammy's
already drunk. Cool
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The beacon was activated.
Who is in danger?
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- Grampa!
- Birdperson!
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I am pleased there is no emergency.
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Oh, there's an emergency, all right,
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A **** emergency!
When was the last time you got laid, 'pers?
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It has been a... challenging
mating season for Birdperson.
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Then it's time to get your
beak wet tonight, playah.
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Go have some fun out there, Birdperson.
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Oh, man, how many
people did you invite, Rick?
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People?
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Six.
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- What up my Glip Glops?!
- Oh, man.
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You know there's a garbage, right?
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What the hell?!
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That's why you never invite a
Floopy Doop and a Shmoopy Doop
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to the same party.
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God, it's disgusting!
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You're in my parents' bed!
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I'm sorry. I'm not feeling too well.
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I just needed to lie down for a bit.
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Okay, sorry.
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Oh my god. Are you kidding me?!
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The thing people don't
realize about the Gear Wars
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is that it was never really
about the gears at all.
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- Totally.
- Rick,
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- you gotta stop...
- Morty,
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have you met Gearhead?
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Morty would love to hear
all about the Gear Wars.
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How familiar are you with the
Gear Wars, exactly?
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- Not at all.
- Oh boy.
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I envy you. Okay,
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it was about 754 years ago...
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Hey Morty. Have you met
my buddy Scropon?
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Not again, Rick. That last guy
droned on for 20 minutes.
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And meanwhile, the whole
house is being destroyed.
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Morty, this guy's entire
planet was destroyed.
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Have a little perspective.
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Hey, Rick!
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- Squanchy party, bro!
- Squanchy!
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Is there a good place for me
to squanch around here?
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Squanchy, you can squanch
wherever you want, man!
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Mi casa es su casa, dawg!
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All right! I like your squanch.
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Rick, what exactly is "squanching"?
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Morty, listen. We've had a lot
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of really cool adventures
over the last year.
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But it's time to relax.
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If I relax now, there might not
even be any more adventures!
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Jesus, Morty, you're bumming me out!
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Can't we just pretend like
everything's fine for a few hours,
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enjoy ourselves, and then
worry about all this later?
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That's easy for you to say, Rick.
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You like not caring about stuff.
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What's in this for me?
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Jessica.
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Kock it off, Slow Mobius!
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Sorry, dude.
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I'm just trying to show off
my powers, bro!
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- I can't believe she's here.
- What are you doing standing here, Morty?
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Go. Talk to her.
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Tonight, the only adventure
you're on is your cusping manhood.
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Is that what I think it is?
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Yes, every couple gets to recreate
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Jack's drowning at the end of the movie.
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It's so romantic.
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I can't wait to do that with Beth.
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I don't know, Jerry,
with all due respect,
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it seems like your wife
may not be that interested.
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- Look!
- Iceberg, right ahead!
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The buffet is now closed.
Iceberg, right ahead!
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The buffet is now closed.
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Sir, there's not a problem.
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What do you mean?
There's not a problem?
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The guidance system isn't putting
us on a direct collision course.
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This ship is about to completely miss
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- the giant iceberg!
- Well, do something!
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- Steer into it!
- I'm trying!
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It's too late.
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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don't brace yourselves.
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No! What happened?
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The rail system must have failed.
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What are we gonna do?
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Gonna get laid tonight.
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I like your feathers.
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They are designed to attract
the attention of the female.
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- It's working.
- Tammy, I should let you know
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I just got out of a
highly intense soul bond
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with my previous spirit mate.
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I'm not looking to
get into a soul bond.
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I'm just looking for...
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I believe Birdperson can arrange that.
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Hey Summer. Haven't seen you
at flute practice in a while.
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Summer, don't tell me
you're friends with her.
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Are you kidding me? I don't even
know what she's doing here.
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Not cool, Summer.
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This is a party. Everybody
should be welcome.
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Great. Who invited Abradolph Lincler?
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I thought everyone was welcome.
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It's not the same, Summer.
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Lincler is a crazed maniac.
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Just a misguided effort of mine to
create a morally neutral superleader
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by combining the DNA of Adolf
Hitler and Abraham Lincoln.
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Turns out it just adds up
to a lame, weird loser.
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Rick!
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You brought me into this world,
a suffering abomination!
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Tortured by the duality of its being!
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But I shall finally know peace when
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I watch the life drain from
your wretched body!
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- What's up, man?
- I have no quarrel with you, boy.
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"Boy"? What's that supposed to mean?
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It's just... Look...
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I don't know how you
thought I meant it but...
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Don't look at me, dude.
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Look, I'm half Abraham Lincoln,
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- so...
- So
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I should get on my knees
and kiss your ass?
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No, but...
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- You know...
- What do I know?
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That the third reich will
reign for a thousand years?
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- Leave him alone, Brad.
- Stay out of this, Jessica.
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Kick his ass, Brad! Kick his ass!
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Kick his ass! Kick his ass!
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- Rick!
- I just did you a favor, Morty.
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Sorry about all that. Rick has
some really strange friends.
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Brad is such a jerk.
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He's always trying to prove
what a man he is.
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I just want to find
somebody nice and sweet.
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Jessica, can I show you something?
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Look at all this stuff!
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This is me and my grampa
Rick's sci-fi workshop.
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Check this out.
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It's beautiful.
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You know, Jessica,
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there's something I've
always wanted to tell you.
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What's that, Morty?
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I think that you're the most...
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No, that. Those weird sounds
coming from the closet over there.
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Oh my god!
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Hey, I'm squanching in here!
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That is so disgusting!
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Crap!
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Big star in the sky,
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oxygen-rich atmosphere,
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giant testicle monsters...
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We'll be fine. Let's party!
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Party!
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I swear to god, Morty,
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if it weren't for the fact that
everyone's still having a blast in there,
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I would be so furious
with you right now.
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Man, you hear that, Morty?
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You really lucked out
with Summer on that one.
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How are you guys not
freaking out right now?!
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The whole house is sitting
in another dimension!
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What the hell are we supposed to do?
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Mom and dad are gonna kill us!
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- I'm losing it here, Rick!
- Relax, Morty, relax!
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It's gonna be fine.
All we have to do is
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go out and find us some
Kalaxian crystals.
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Shit, mother****!
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Kalaxian crystals, Morty, just
a few miles South of here.
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Okay. Let's go then.
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We got to go get those
crystals right now, Rick.
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Morty, Morty, I can't go with you.
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I got to hang back and make sure
everything stays cool here, you know?
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Who knows? What if
somebody breaks something?
244
00:11:52,426 --> 00:11:54,385
Yeah, me too. I should stay.
245
00:11:54,386 --> 00:11:56,537
- You guys have any aspirin?
- Hey, Morty,
246
00:11:56,538 --> 00:11:58,913
this is perfect! You can
take Lincler with you.
247
00:11:58,914 --> 00:12:01,032
I'm not going anywhere. I'm injured.
248
00:12:01,033 --> 00:12:03,145
Shut up, Lincler. It's the least
249
00:12:03,146 --> 00:12:04,925
you can do for wrecking
the living room.
250
00:12:04,926 --> 00:12:07,660
Yeah, and Nancy, you should go too.
251
00:12:07,661 --> 00:12:09,405
What? Why me?
252
00:12:09,406 --> 00:12:11,879
Because... You're...
253
00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:14,225
so good at playing the flute.
254
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,346
Sorry for the inconvenience, folks.
255
00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:21,343
We should resume sinking shortly.
256
00:12:21,344 --> 00:12:23,169
In the meantime, please,
stay on the ship
257
00:12:23,170 --> 00:12:26,620
and enjoy a complimentary plate of
James Cameronion rings.
258
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:28,737
Great. Not only is
the ship not sinking,
259
00:12:28,738 --> 00:12:30,538
but now the fourth wall
has been broken.
260
00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:33,302
I'm gonna go back to
the room to finish my book.
261
00:12:33,303 --> 00:12:34,955
You should find that Lucy woman.
262
00:12:34,956 --> 00:12:36,331
But, but...
263
00:12:36,784 --> 00:12:37,974
You see, Jerry?
264
00:12:37,975 --> 00:12:39,785
May I show you something?
265
00:12:39,937 --> 00:12:41,438
Had everything gone as planned,
266
00:12:41,439 --> 00:12:44,190
this entire area would be underwater.
267
00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:45,923
I would have liked to see it.
268
00:12:45,924 --> 00:12:48,316
This trip has been a "Titanic" failure.
269
00:12:48,317 --> 00:12:49,365
Get it?
270
00:12:50,049 --> 00:12:51,549
Draw me, Jerry.
271
00:12:51,550 --> 00:12:53,696
Oh boy. Lucy, wow...
272
00:12:54,430 --> 00:12:56,811
This isn't what I had in mind.
273
00:12:56,812 --> 00:12:58,874
But it's the perfect moment.
We've been dreaming
274
00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:01,028
about this for 16 years.
275
00:13:01,029 --> 00:13:02,991
Not like this. Not...
276
00:13:02,992 --> 00:13:04,322
not with you.
277
00:13:04,594 --> 00:13:06,331
You are gonna draw me.
278
00:13:06,332 --> 00:13:09,757
Then, you're going to **** me
in that car over there.
279
00:13:10,806 --> 00:13:14,574
It's weird, 'cause I definitely think
that all men are created equal,
280
00:13:14,575 --> 00:13:16,271
- but, at the same time...
- Okay.
281
00:13:16,836 --> 00:13:18,750
The crystals should be really close.
282
00:13:18,751 --> 00:13:19,817
There they are!
283
00:13:20,654 --> 00:13:21,830
Wait.
284
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,657
Something's not right.
285
00:13:26,793 --> 00:13:29,087
Get the crystals!
I'll handle the beast!
286
00:13:29,088 --> 00:13:32,752
Prepare to be emancipated
from your own inferior genes!
287
00:13:35,321 --> 00:13:36,801
Summer's gonna like me again.
288
00:13:43,307 --> 00:13:45,237
Lincler, come on!
Let's get out of here!
289
00:13:45,238 --> 00:13:47,823
Mein journey is over, Morty.
290
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:51,245
I have something important to tell you.
291
00:13:52,879 --> 00:13:56,734
And the gears, they turned
for a thousand years,
292
00:13:56,735 --> 00:14:01,123
until the dark day that they stopped.
293
00:14:01,124 --> 00:14:02,436
Rick, I got them!
294
00:14:02,437 --> 00:14:04,189
- I got the crystals!
- All right!
295
00:14:04,190 --> 00:14:05,194
You did it, Morty.
296
00:14:05,195 --> 00:14:07,316
Rick, wait! There's something
you need to know.
297
00:14:07,317 --> 00:14:09,143
I couldn't have done it
without Lincler.
298
00:14:09,144 --> 00:14:12,185
He said that he was really sorry and
that he loves you like a father.
299
00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:14,119
He only wanted you to
accept him, and he hopes
300
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,496
that his final act would
redeem him in your eyes.
301
00:14:16,497 --> 00:14:19,170
He sacrificed himself
to save all of us, Rick.
302
00:14:19,171 --> 00:14:20,503
He died.
303
00:14:20,504 --> 00:14:22,308
At least, he didn't die in vain
304
00:14:22,309 --> 00:14:23,836
He got these crystals...
305
00:14:26,287 --> 00:14:28,704
and these babies just saved
this lame-ass party!
306
00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:32,123
Play something.
Somebody, play something.
307
00:14:32,426 --> 00:14:33,978
Wait a minute. What?
308
00:14:37,213 --> 00:14:39,747
Put your right foot forward
and your left foot back
309
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:42,496
then **** slide around
like on a Nordic track.
310
00:14:42,497 --> 00:14:44,958
Move to the left,
step to the right,
311
00:14:44,959 --> 00:14:47,979
wiggle your elbows, and
look up into the light
312
00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:50,941
It's the... It's the...
313
00:14:50,942 --> 00:14:53,197
It's the Rick dance.
314
00:14:53,582 --> 00:14:55,833
It's the... It's the...
315
00:14:55,834 --> 00:14:57,592
It's the Rick dance.
316
00:14:57,593 --> 00:14:59,460
Slow Mobius, hit me
with the clock beam!
317
00:15:03,878 --> 00:15:06,139
It's the... It's the...
318
00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:08,383
It's the Rick dance.
319
00:15:08,384 --> 00:15:10,398
That's the Rick dance!
320
00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:15,733
What... the hell... was that?!
321
00:15:15,734 --> 00:15:18,484
I thought those crystals were supposed
to help us get home or something!
322
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,771
What? No, I can get us home
whenever I want to.
323
00:15:20,772 --> 00:15:22,617
But, listen, speaking
of those crystals,
324
00:15:22,618 --> 00:15:24,858
can I get the rest of them?
I'm starting to come down, Morty.
325
00:15:24,859 --> 00:15:27,986
Crystal Kalaxian is a really
strong, but fleeting high.
326
00:15:29,819 --> 00:15:32,023
That's what I think of
your crystals, Rick!
327
00:15:32,024 --> 00:15:33,819
Morty, you idiot!
328
00:15:33,820 --> 00:15:36,033
Does anybody else have any more K-Lax?
329
00:15:36,034 --> 00:15:37,534
Birdperson?
330
00:15:37,535 --> 00:15:39,009
- Squanchy?
- Don't squaunch at me.
331
00:15:39,010 --> 00:15:41,645
All right, everybody,
party is officially over.
332
00:15:41,646 --> 00:15:43,333
Rick, take us home, now!
333
00:15:43,334 --> 00:15:44,691
All right, fine, Morty.
334
00:15:44,692 --> 00:15:46,494
You party pooper buzzkill!
335
00:15:47,796 --> 00:15:49,986
You suck, whatever your name is.
336
00:15:49,987 --> 00:15:52,204
You're the worst, Morty.
337
00:15:52,205 --> 00:15:54,399
But these gears just
started turnin'.
338
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,255
Almost finished, Jerry?
339
00:15:57,032 --> 00:15:58,464
Almost.
340
00:15:58,465 --> 00:16:01,441
I haven't quite captured
your beautiful eyes.
341
00:16:01,442 --> 00:16:03,318
I'm sure it's good enough. Move!
342
00:16:03,319 --> 00:16:04,843
Every weekend, Jacks and Roses
343
00:16:04,844 --> 00:16:07,181
have their Titanic experience in this car,
344
00:16:07,182 --> 00:16:09,346
and I have to mop it up.
345
00:16:09,347 --> 00:16:11,651
The floor drops out to make it easier.
346
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:13,949
But now it's my turn.
347
00:16:13,950 --> 00:16:16,752
We're going to get it nice and
steamy in there,
348
00:16:16,753 --> 00:16:21,132
and I'm going to slam my hand on the
steam and leave a nice handprint,
349
00:16:21,133 --> 00:16:23,937
and then you're going to love inside of me.
350
00:16:23,938 --> 00:16:26,039
No mess, no clean.
351
00:16:27,660 --> 00:16:30,121
Bet you're glad I think
Kindles are dumb now.
352
00:16:32,712 --> 00:16:34,588
I can't help but feel a little guilty.
353
00:16:34,589 --> 00:16:36,678
I didn't peg Lucy for a rapist.
354
00:16:36,679 --> 00:16:38,709
What does a rapist
look like exactly, Beth?
355
00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:41,124
Is it a Slavic man wearing
a denim jacket
356
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,659
with a patchy beard and the
scent of cheap champagne
357
00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:46,167
wafting over his blister-pocked lips?
358
00:16:46,642 --> 00:16:48,043
What?
359
00:16:48,796 --> 00:16:50,662
At least you got all this free stuff.
360
00:16:50,663 --> 00:16:54,109
Should be enough to satisfy
your Titanic Jones for a while.
361
00:16:55,065 --> 00:16:56,451
I'm not going to fit.
362
00:16:56,452 --> 00:16:58,046
Beth, listen to me.
363
00:16:58,047 --> 00:16:59,556
You're going to get out of here.
364
00:16:59,557 --> 00:17:01,057
You're gonna go on, and...
365
00:17:01,058 --> 00:17:02,535
Jerry, just leave the door.
366
00:17:02,536 --> 00:17:04,174
It's not a door, Beth, it's debris.
367
00:17:04,175 --> 00:17:05,582
I don't care, just leave it.
368
00:17:06,661 --> 00:17:07,710
Yeah, okay.
369
00:17:14,691 --> 00:17:18,017
Cape fear. Cape fear.
370
00:17:18,018 --> 00:17:21,254
I'm going to do like from Cape fear.
371
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,450
Hey, squanchers,
372
00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:35,054
the party's squanching
on at my place!
373
00:17:36,605 --> 00:17:38,369
Cool. I'm coming, too.
374
00:17:38,370 --> 00:17:40,120
No. You're not squanchy enough
375
00:17:40,121 --> 00:17:41,969
- for a Squanchy party.
- What?
376
00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:43,787
Nancy told us what
a bitch you are.
377
00:17:43,788 --> 00:17:45,530
Guys, seriously. Nancy?
378
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,467
Summer, you're a bad person.
379
00:17:47,468 --> 00:17:49,889
All you care about is having
popular people like you.
380
00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:52,068
That's not what Abradolph
Lincler stood for.
381
00:17:52,069 --> 00:17:55,356
Well, it was hard to pin down
what he stood for
382
00:17:55,357 --> 00:17:57,326
but it's certainly not
what he died for.
383
00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:02,498
Next time I party,
384
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:04,919
I'm just gonna focus on
getting totally wrecked.
385
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,647
You're so wise.
386
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:09,995
May I assist you with that?
387
00:18:09,996 --> 00:18:11,751
Sure, yeah. Thanks.
388
00:18:11,752 --> 00:18:14,837
Morty, do you know what
"Wubba lubba dub dub" means?
389
00:18:14,838 --> 00:18:17,473
That's just Rick's stupid
nonsense catchphrase.
390
00:18:17,474 --> 00:18:19,117
It's not nonsense at all.
391
00:18:19,118 --> 00:18:21,256
In my people's tongue, it means
392
00:18:21,257 --> 00:18:23,592
"I am in great pain. Please help me."
393
00:18:23,593 --> 00:18:26,234
Well, I got news for you.
He's saying it ironically.
394
00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:30,172
No, Morty. Your grandfather is,
indeed, in very deep pain.
395
00:18:30,173 --> 00:18:32,250
That is why he must numb himself.
396
00:18:32,251 --> 00:18:33,963
- Come on...
- Birdperson.
397
00:18:33,964 --> 00:18:35,154
Come on, Birdperson.
398
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:38,480
Rick's not that complicated.
He's just a huge asshole.
399
00:18:38,481 --> 00:18:40,109
Then why do you care so much
400
00:18:40,110 --> 00:18:43,065
if you are no longer allowed to
continue on your adventures together?
401
00:18:43,066 --> 00:18:46,902
It appears fate has presented you
with an opportunity to free yourself
402
00:18:46,903 --> 00:18:48,740
- of Rick forever.
- You know what? You're right.
403
00:18:48,741 --> 00:18:52,010
I shouldn't even care. This is probably the
best thing that could have happened to me.
404
00:18:52,011 --> 00:18:53,898
I'm sick of having
adventures with Rick.
405
00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:57,377
My people have another saying,
"Gubba nub nub doo rah kah".
406
00:18:57,441 --> 00:19:00,317
It means "Whatever lets
you sleep at night".
407
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:04,649
Guys, mom and dad are, like,
right around the corner.
408
00:19:04,650 --> 00:19:06,006
This is your moment, Morty.
409
00:19:06,007 --> 00:19:08,391
Choose wisely. Tammy!
410
00:19:15,386 --> 00:19:16,813
We are so screwed.
411
00:19:18,035 --> 00:19:19,901
Rick, wake up.
412
00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:21,739
Rick, you got to do something quick.
413
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:23,090
My parents are home.
414
00:19:23,856 --> 00:19:25,899
All right. Hold on.
415
00:19:28,237 --> 00:19:29,365
So good.
416
00:19:29,366 --> 00:19:30,736
Oh, my god. They're
walking up the driveway.
417
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,694
- Bring me the thing.
- What thing?
418
00:19:32,695 --> 00:19:34,284
The thing, the thing...
419
00:19:34,285 --> 00:19:36,944
it's got, like, buttons on it
and lights on it. It beeps.
420
00:19:36,945 --> 00:19:39,366
Rick, that describes everything
in your garage!
421
00:19:39,367 --> 00:19:40,483
Do you mean this?
422
00:19:40,484 --> 00:19:42,622
Summer for the win.
423
00:19:44,214 --> 00:19:45,595
All right, that should do it.
424
00:19:45,596 --> 00:19:47,864
- What did you do?
- See for yourself.
425
00:19:51,094 --> 00:19:52,461
Everything's frozen in time.
426
00:19:52,462 --> 00:19:54,622
and Slow Mobius thinks he's all that.
427
00:19:54,623 --> 00:19:56,327
- For how long?
- I don't know.
428
00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:58,456
How long do you guys want?
A week? A month?
429
00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:01,670
Can we start cleaning the
house and see how we feel?
430
00:20:25,954 --> 00:20:27,103
- Worst movie ever.
- Dumb.
431
00:20:27,104 --> 00:20:28,983
Ooh, boy. What a waste of time.
432
00:20:30,903 --> 00:20:32,628
Get it? 'Cause it's frozen.
433
00:20:32,629 --> 00:20:34,399
This has been so much fun.
434
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,478
Rick, you know this whole time
435
00:20:36,479 --> 00:20:38,041
I haven't once heard you say that
436
00:20:38,042 --> 00:20:40,127
"Wubba lubba dub dub"
thing that you usually say.
437
00:20:40,128 --> 00:20:42,895
Don't need to. I have
a new catchphrase.
438
00:20:42,896 --> 00:20:44,838
Oh, yeah? What's that, Rick?
439
00:20:44,839 --> 00:20:46,752
I love my grandkids.
440
00:20:46,753 --> 00:20:49,089
Just kidding! My new
catchphrase is
441
00:20:49,090 --> 00:20:50,721
"I don't give a ****!"
442
00:20:57,502 --> 00:20:58,731
Roll the credits!
443
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,684
Roll the credits, go!
444
00:21:01,388 --> 00:21:03,281
That's the end of season one!
445
00:21:03,282 --> 00:21:04,688
That's the end, mother ****!
446
00:21:04,689 --> 00:21:07,128
"I don't give a ****" is
my new catchphrase!
447
00:21:07,129 --> 00:21:08,529
**** you!
448
00:21:08,530 --> 00:21:10,532
That's season one, boom!
449
00:21:10,533 --> 00:21:13,133
Season one up in your
face, mother****!
450
00:21:15,757 --> 00:21:18,765
Original version by @pauloloppes
English subtitles by Robelin
451
00:21:48,050 --> 00:21:50,220
Revenge!
452
00:21:54,693 --> 00:21:56,194
Party!
453
00:21:59,130 --> 00:22:01,674
Please, stop!
454
00:22:02,265 --> 00:22:04,550
- Hey, brah!
- I don't understand.
455
00:22:04,804 --> 00:22:07,265
Are you enjoying this?
Do you like this?
456
00:22:07,266 --> 00:22:09,783
Yeah, you know it, dawg!
457
00:22:12,783 --> 00:22:16,783
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