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- Hey.
- Hi.
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I'm sorry, but aren't you
that actor from "Step Right Up"?
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Yes, I am, yup, Reed Sterling, yeah.
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Wow, wow, this is so exciting.
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- We're from Indiana.
- Ah!
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Oh, we loved your show.
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Oh, well it's, uh, coming back.
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We're shooting episodes right now.
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Oh that explains it.
We saw your co-star here yesterday.
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- Oh, which co-star?
- Bree Marie Jensen.
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She's staying at this hotel too.
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- In fact...
- Hi, honey!
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I just saw her fucking tits.
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Oh my god, would you
tell those motherfuckers
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- to get their shit together?
- She's from New York.
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- Those are New York words.
- Oh my god, I'm sorry,
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we're in the final dress rehearsal
and Margo Martindale's top just fell off.
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Oh.
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Bye.
Bye.
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How, how's it going?
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Well a pipe burst on the floor above me,
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so I had to switch hotels.
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Oh, that sucks, I'm sorry.
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It's actually pretty nice here,
and the timing's good.
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I don't have to work today
'cause they're doing a pre-shoot.
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Reed!
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- Reed Sterling!
- Uh, it's some fan.
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See, I told you.
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Right there, that's Bree Marie Jensen.
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Thank you so... Hi.
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Thank you, wow.
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Wow, uh, yeah, Bree's here.
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She must be staying here too.
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The, the studio, the studio
put me up here. I had no idea.
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Reed!
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Okay, I'm gonna let you go
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'cause it seems like she really needs you.
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No, she doesn't need me.
I need you!
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Oh wow, okay.
Reed!
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Oh my god,
you know what would be so fun?
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What if it turned out that
you two had adjoining rooms?
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Okay...
It'd be like a Neil Simon play,
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but with fucking.
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- Okay, Nora.
- Okay, I gotta go, I gotta go.
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Reed!
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Yes.
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See those guys over there.
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Yes, I do.
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I've been watching them
since they checked in.
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And is that what was so important
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that you felt the need
to hail me like a cab?
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Yes, here's what I'm thinking...
Red jacket, widow.
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Her dead husband was
a rich Texas oil magnate.
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- Okay.
- Man bun is her interior designer,
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probably from Paris,
and tracksuit is her masseuse
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and she never travels without him
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after sustaining an injury
falling off of a horse
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on her very own ranch.
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Oh god.
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You're still playing that game.
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Yes, come on, you used to love it.
Who are they?
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Well, I don't know who they are,
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- but I...
- Yes?
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Am an actor who's going to the gym.
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- Reed.
- Yeah, so.
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Oh, and by the way,
just because you have a cane
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and a man bun does not mean
you're from Europe.
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So where's he from?
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Brazil, Kinshasa, Malaysia...
Nope, nope,
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I'm not playing this game.
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You played it.
I did not play it.
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You just played it.
I did not play it.
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I just don't understand
why we can't order sushi for lunch.
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'Cause the studio won't pay for it.
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Even if it's my half birthday?
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What is that, is that
like a millennial thing?
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I think all generations love sushi.
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So anyway, thank you so much again.
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Um, these things can be really weird,
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but I wanted to do the right thing.
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Oh, in the world of HR,
not even in the top 10 of weird.
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- Right, right.
- Yeah. You handled it perfectly.
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Oh, oh my god, though,
it, it, it was nothing,
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I mean, you made it,
you made it easy, so yeah.
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- Just doing my job.
- Well, as a human,
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I thank you for your resources.
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- Forget, forget I said that.
- No, you're really, you're really funny.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah.
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- It was nice meeting you.
- Nice meeting you too,
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and thank you, again...
I already said that over there so,
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- Ah, goodbye. Bye.
- Okay, Bye.
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- Yeah, bye-bye.
- Bye.
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Look at you!
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Who's your little friend?
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No, that's not, no, no, no,
that's not my friend.
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She's, uh, that's Mallory from HR.
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I mean, maybe someday
we'll be friends, I don't know,
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I don't have a crystal ball.
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Well, she's cute.
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Um, okay, I wasn't thinking about that,
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we were more focused
on a very important...
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Alright so, so that, that's your type,
good to know.
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- I didn't... I never said that.
- And why wouldn't she be?
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She's an attractive woman,
you're attracted to women.
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There's no reason to get
all weird about this.
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I'm not making it weird.
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You're the one making
it weird, you weirdo.
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- Me?
- If you must know,
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it was a very professional meeting
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because a certain coworker wants to know
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if he can ask out another
certain coworker, don't ask me,
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I'm not gonna tell you who it is.
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I never would've in
a million years, but by the way,
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this asking out info,
that could come in very handy
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for you and the looker from HR.
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Oh, did you just wink?
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I winked, yes, I winked.
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I always wink when
there's love in the air.
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Oh god, oh, ugh, I'm very uncomfortable.
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Don't feel un... why, what?
God put us on this earth
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to fall in love, the gays too.
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- Oh the gays, thank you.
- The LGTVs.
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That's a brand of television.
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Well, this has been life-altering.
I'm gonna go to set.
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Listen, if you ever want
wardrobe to fix you up
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with a flirty outfit,
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- they can hammer...
- Oh my God, n...
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Oh, what, what the Ls
don't like to look sexy now?
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Seems like a long way to go
for a dream sequence.
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I said the same thing but I was told
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the flying represents
the freedom Jake seeks
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from the pressure of his work life.
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Very artsy.
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Mm-hmm, all I'm hearing
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is that my nuts are gonna get wrenched.
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Oh, BRB, bro.
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- Hey.
- Hey, what did HR say?
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Yeah, it's cool, uh,
you're, you're free to ask out
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- whoever it is.
- Aw, sweet, I'm pumped.
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This girl is really special.
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Uh, yes, but company policy states
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you can only ask her out once.
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Why?
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Well, because if she doesn't say yes
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and then you ask her again,
it's considered harassment.
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Wait, I only get one shot?
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That's not fair.
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Well, bud, life's not fair.
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You know, I, uh, I'm stuck
with a driver's license photo
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that makes me look like John C. Reilly.
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Ooh, snacks.
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I say we just dump the whole J scene.
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You always wanna cut the J scene.
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A surgeon cuts to heal.
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You know, can I ask you young kids
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something a little delicate?
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Okay, just a few
injections in the forehead
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and some filler here and here.
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Now he's funny.
Something delicate about Hannah.
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Here's my question,
you guys travel in the same circle.
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Is she seeing anybody?
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Not really.
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But like, has she ever
had a serious girlfriend?
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Um, now that you mention it?
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I think she has some intimacy issues.
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No, Hannah? Where the hell
would that come from?
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Oh god, he's serious.
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What, oh, you think
she's emotionally closed off
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because of me?
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No, no, of course not.
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No, that was probably
the, the other father
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that she grew up without.
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My father wasn't around
and I went the other way
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and fucked everyone in Philly.
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The '83 Sixers should've given me a ring.
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It's a heartwarming story.
Can we get back to Hannah?
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Here's the thing.
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I think she kinda likes
this Mallory woman from HR.
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So how do we find out if she's single
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or perhaps likes girls?
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- Let's check her socials.
- Oh, alright.
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Okay, Mallory, Hulu, human resources.
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Yeah, and just asking,
has, has anyone read my draft?
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- Hold on.
- Got it, Mallory Bixby.
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- Yes.
- Yup, Google says she's 36 years old.
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No mention of spouse.
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- Okay.
- I'll check Instagram.
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I'll check Venmo.
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She's ancient, I'll check Facebook.
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Just saying, turned it in two days ago.
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Yeah, you turned it in
on a yellow legal pad.
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She's still typing it up.
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Okay, Mallory Bixby,
lots of pics with friends.
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- Alright. So?
- And a dog.
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- Ooh.
- I like it.
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No wedding ring.
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There we go. I like that.
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Uh-oh, arm-in-arm with a man.
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No!
Every time.
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Wait, it's her brother.
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Okay, does it say there is she gay?
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She paid Barbara Long
for tickets to a Janelle Monáe concert.
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- Great sign.
- Well, no, I like Barry Manilow,
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does that mean I'm gay?
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It means you've thought about it.
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Okay, Mallory played golf at UCLA.
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- Come on.
- A photo of her at a Fran Lebowitz Q&A.
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There you go.
Okay, these are clichés.
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It's all circumstantial.
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She has two cats
named Tilda and Swinton.
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And she's a lesbian.
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Wow, you guys are better than Mat lock.
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Hey, woo!
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Hey Jer, you got a sec?
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Yeah, what's up.
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Uh, I'm In AA and I'm supposed
to make amends with people
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I might've wronged, you know,
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back when I was overdoing it.
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Must be a hell of a list.
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Yeah, and since you're here,
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thought I might as well
pop my cherry with you.
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Yeah, okay, I'll try to be gentle.
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Back then, I either came to work
drunk, stoned, or hungover.
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I can't even remember
season three...
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But shouldn't have done it,
filled with regrets,
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uh, blah, blah, blah.
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Well, Clay, thanks for
those heartfelt words.
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Good.
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Okay, boys, take him up.
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Oh.
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It's just like Peter Pan.
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Wow.
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Oh cool, you came.
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Look at you doing your own stunts.
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Yeah, it's no big deal.
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When I was a baby,
my diapers were too tight
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from growing fast
so I can't even feel the harness.
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So fun.
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Hey, speaking of fun...
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I'm going to a showing
of Pulp Fiction tonight
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at the Aero in Santa Monica.
There's a whole costume thing.
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Do you think that might be something
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- you'd be interested in doing?
- Oh, um, Zack, I'm sorry, I...
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Okay, lift him up!
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Uh, just gimme one second. Oh!
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This is Elaine.
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Wait, did that count?
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It's Nora. Text me.
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Hey, it's me leaving an actual voicemail
250
00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,756
because I, I want you
to hear my sincerity.
251
00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:41,266
Um, when I say there, there is nothing
252
00:09:41,290 --> 00:09:43,226
untoward going on between...
253
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Reed, you are not gonna believe this.
254
00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:46,628
What's that, waitress?
255
00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:52,569
There is something
going on with those three.
256
00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:54,303
They were whispering.
257
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Maybe that's because
you were listening in
258
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on their conversation.
259
00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:58,908
No, I don't think so.
260
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,910
The widow is in cahoots with man bun
261
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:04,455
and they're pretending to be...
art dealers.
262
00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:07,542
- Okay, what, what, what kind of cahoots?
- The worst kind of cahoots.
263
00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:10,753
They're trying to sell that
unsuspecting Asian tech titan
264
00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,321
forged masterpieces.
265
00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:14,716
How bored are you?
266
00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:16,885
My phone died.
Who do you think they are?
267
00:10:16,909 --> 00:10:17,910
Um...
268
00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:22,140
Well, Bree, I actually, you know what?
269
00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:24,475
I don't, I don't think
we should sit here and play this.
270
00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:25,810
Why not?
271
00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,937
Just because it's something
that you and I used to do when,
272
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,190
you know, we would go
on vacation together.
273
00:10:30,214 --> 00:10:31,632
So?
274
00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:33,759
So we're not together.
275
00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,988
- We're not?
- Don't do that.
276
00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:39,699
- Are you breaking up with me?
- Please don't do that.
277
00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:42,327
- He's breaking up with me!
- I'm not breaking up with her.
278
00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:45,270
My heart is breaking open!
We're not together.
279
00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,833
- Hey.
- Hannah, just in time.
280
00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:49,983
Look, we have a guest.
281
00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:53,213
- Mallory.
- Hi, again.
282
00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:55,632
Yeah, uh, what are we doing here?
283
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:59,302
Well, you know, it's just
in this crazy day and age,
284
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:02,388
it's so confusing what you can say anymore
285
00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:03,765
in a writer's room and what you can't say.
286
00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:05,683
So I thought to get some clarity,
287
00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:08,061
I'd invite beautiful Mallory to help us.
288
00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,896
Yeah. I'm pretty sure
you can't say that.
289
00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,357
Mallory is very nice.
290
00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:14,692
Oh, and you're a winker now too.
291
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:15,985
Am I missing something?
292
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,112
No, uh, hey, guys, I really don't think
293
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,948
you should be wasting
Mallory's time like this.
294
00:11:19,972 --> 00:11:22,450
We, hey, well, maybe
you don't need the guidance.
295
00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:25,078
What, with your honors degree
from Northwestern University.
296
00:11:25,102 --> 00:11:27,831
But you know what? The rest of us
dummies, we could use a little assistance.
297
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,874
- I went to Harvard.
- Add it to the board.
298
00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,108
- Whoa.
- Dammit.
299
00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:34,879
Two more and you gotta
give Bob a foot rub.
300
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:37,114
Mm, they can't make me
touch his feet, right?
301
00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:39,157
I mean, if you made a deal.
302
00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:42,762
It's a little HR joke.
303
00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:44,889
I don't know, just...
304
00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,266
And she's funny.
305
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,768
So as long as we're doing this,
I have a sort of a,
306
00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:51,855
a hypothetical scenario
I'd really love to drill down on.
307
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:54,107
- Okay.
- Would it be alright for me to compliment
308
00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:57,652
a, a female coworker
on her wit and wisdom?
309
00:11:57,676 --> 00:12:00,697
- Yes.
- How about her nice, wide, childbearing hips?
310
00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:02,240
Always with the hips.
311
00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:04,057
The heart wants what the heart wants.
312
00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:07,787
Shockingly, you can't
talk about a woman's hips.
313
00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:10,147
Really, that seems like
a big "screw you" to evolution.
314
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:17,821
Azmina, you, you look like you
have something you wanna say.
315
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,009
Sometimes I feel bad about myself
316
00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:23,303
because Hannah is such a good cook.
317
00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:25,471
Oh my god.
318
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,307
Uh, hey, Gordon,
can I talk to you outside?
319
00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:30,059
Uh-oh, you know what?
320
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,520
Even when I'm in trouble,
it's always a privilege
321
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:35,190
to spend time with my single gay daughter.
322
00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:37,275
What a, what a weird thing to say.
323
00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:38,443
What, what's up?
324
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,820
I got a question,
what if the room is dragging
325
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,364
and I wanna add some levity by telling
326
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:46,183
a really hilarious story
about Tony Danza's cock?
327
00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:49,871
Definitely no, that could absolutely
328
00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:51,939
make a lot of people feel uncomfortable.
329
00:12:52,231 --> 00:12:55,251
Trust me, so could Tony Danza's cock.
330
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,568
Okay.
331
00:12:57,069 --> 00:12:59,214
- Guess...
- What the literal hell?
332
00:12:59,238 --> 00:13:01,049
- I'm always in trouble with you.
- Do you have
333
00:13:01,073 --> 00:13:03,259
any idea how embarrassing that was for me?
334
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,552
What, what were you thinking?
335
00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,095
I don't know, you just,
336
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,015
you seem so freaked out about
the idea of liking someone
337
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,684
that I tried to,
tried to help a little bit.
338
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,061
- Who asked you to help?
- Nobody.
339
00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:14,021
- Yeah.
- I know.
340
00:13:14,045 --> 00:13:17,232
I just thought this was one of those,
341
00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:20,133
I broke it, I should fix it,
kind of things.
342
00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:22,570
You broke it.
343
00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:26,682
- I mean, didn't I?
- I am the "it" that you broke.
344
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,119
I mean, no?
Let me put it this way.
345
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,455
If, if me not being around
346
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,166
during your becoming a woman years
347
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:39,337
is what made you so skittish
or frightened or, or timid or,
348
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:42,173
- or insecure or emotionally dead, whatever.
- Okay.
349
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,800
I don't know what the term is, but if,
350
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:46,052
if I contributed to that, then, yes,
351
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:48,287
that would make me feel really badly.
352
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,059
Look, as much as
I would love to blame you
353
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,686
for all of my problems,
354
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:57,296
there are a number of reasons
I am the way I am.
355
00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:00,090
Fine, be that as it may.
356
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:04,112
- You kinda like this woman, don't you?
- Ew, Dad what are you doing?
357
00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:06,364
All right, well, at least
you're intrigued by her.
358
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:07,615
Okay, yes?
359
00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,450
Well, your friends in there
360
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,536
did some very impressive online digging.
361
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:12,871
Oh my...
362
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:16,666
Yes, and your Mallory is single
363
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,234
and, uh, into the ladies.
364
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:22,922
- Mm-hmm?
- That's interesting.
365
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,507
- Yes.
- But!
366
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,718
And after that, they also
found a nude picture of Selma
367
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:30,471
with a very young Gabe Kaplan
that rocked a few worlds.
368
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:34,333
Uh, can I just give you a little
piece of fatherly advice?
369
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,811
Life is short,
just put yourself out there.
370
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,313
Okay, I'm not quite ready
371
00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:39,772
for the fatherly advice from you yet.
372
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:40,940
Fair enough.
373
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:44,968
Co-show runner advice,
give your character some drive.
374
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:49,014
Make her active, and if she fails,
who gives a shit?
375
00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:52,768
You know, I thought your desk was bigger.
376
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:21,797
Bree.
377
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:25,318
I fell asleep. What's going on?
378
00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:26,611
Okay, so, uh,
379
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:29,054
those people are not
what you think they are.
380
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:33,326
The old lady and the man bun.
381
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:36,204
- Uh-huh?
- Are, are not in cahoots.
382
00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:38,647
- No.
- He's a gigolo
383
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:41,483
and the diminutive Asian man
is his secret lover.
384
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,461
What about the old lady?
385
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:46,130
Oh, oh, you mean
the Contessa Renosa Santiago?
386
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:47,382
- Yes!
- Mm-hmm.
387
00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:48,883
I think it's pretty
obvious that he told her
388
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,051
that if she invested in a movie,
389
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,535
she could be a big-time producer.
390
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,596
And what would that sound like?
391
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:57,600
Oh, darling,
you have to invest in this movie.
392
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,227
I mean, it's going to be a guaranteed hit.
393
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:00,937
Don't you want to go to the Oscars?
394
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:02,856
- You're insane.
- What?
395
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,107
She's conning them.
396
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,900
She's trying to get them to buy
397
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:08,862
a bunch of dried-up old Texas oil wells.
398
00:16:08,886 --> 00:16:11,447
I just can't see her doing that at all.
399
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:12,574
Maybe this will help.
400
00:16:12,598 --> 00:16:15,160
- Oh?
- My husband Daryl,
401
00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:17,370
he told me to never sell this land,
402
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,956
but he lives with Jesus now.
403
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,125
And I just don't think that'd be right
404
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:24,794
for me to keep all
these riches for myself.
405
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,754
Oh, okay.
Just got text from concierge,
406
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:30,407
reservation at Dan Tana's 7:30,
for four people.
407
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:37,932
Oh my god! So he's Bulgarian,
and there's a fourth person.
408
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,225
This is getting juicy.
409
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,977
Oh, you know what else is juicy?
410
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,212
The chicken parm at Dan Tana's.
411
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:47,567
I haven't had that in 15 years.
412
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:48,943
- I know.
- Oh.
413
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,612
Me either.
God, that's...
414
00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:51,678
Should we go?
415
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,783
To, mm, to dinner, me and you.
416
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,036
- I, I...
- I mean, how else are we gonna find out
417
00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,103
what naughty things
are going on here...
418
00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:02,624
with them.
419
00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:04,709
Oh, right, no, of course,
of course, yeah, yeah.
420
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:07,212
- Yeah.
- Yeah, like, we have to eat.
421
00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:08,546
- We have to eat.
- Right, that's not a crime.
422
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:09,631
- It's not a crime.
- No.
423
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,549
Two coworkers sharing a meal.
424
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:12,675
Yeah, nothing wrong with that.
425
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:13,676
Totally above board.
426
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,700
Totally.
427
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:22,352
So you're telling me
I've always been able to fly?
428
00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:23,187
Yep.
429
00:17:23,211 --> 00:17:24,687
Might've been nice to know
430
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,356
when I fell off the roof last week.
431
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:27,899
Laugh, laugh, laugh.
432
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,776
I didn't ask to be in your dream.
433
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,027
I'm going back to my dream,
434
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:33,404
where I was riding tigers
with Zendaya.
435
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:35,323
And as Jake ruminates in his dreamscape,
436
00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:38,809
face-to-face with the specter
of his own mortality, we cut.
437
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:41,937
Okay, great.
438
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:43,665
You guys let me down?
439
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:48,169
Actually, uh, leave,
leave him up there for a bit.
440
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,445
Ha ha ha, ha ha, very funny.
441
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:53,007
Seriously, this thing's
starting to floss my crotch,
442
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,384
and not in a good way.
443
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:56,135
Since you mentioned it,
444
00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:57,870
I've been thinking about season three.
445
00:17:58,412 --> 00:18:00,765
There was an episode that year
446
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:02,583
when Jake's father passed away.
447
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:07,105
It was the best goddamned
script Gordon ever wrote,
448
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,047
touching as hell.
449
00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:13,760
And I thought it would be
my one chance to win an Emmy.
450
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:18,724
Well you were so out of it,
you could barely finish a scene.
451
00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:21,935
Well you probably would've
lost to Frasier anyway.
452
00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:23,705
Still a smart ass.
453
00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:26,190
Jesus, Jerry, I already apologized.
454
00:18:26,607 --> 00:18:29,443
Allow me to give you a little direction.
455
00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:32,422
If you are playing an apology,
456
00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:35,866
at least try to pretend
you fuckin' mean it.
457
00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:40,221
It's one thing to be young
and drunk and stupid.
458
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:42,789
But you are a middle-aged man.
459
00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:47,854
So when you mumble some
insincere, perfunctory words,
460
00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:50,356
just so you can cross my name off a list?
461
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,066
Well, that's just insulting.
462
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:55,802
So I'm sorry, I don't accept
your bullshit apology.
463
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:01,558
See that was sincere.
464
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:06,480
Take a break, everyone, half an hour.
465
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:10,192
- Are you seriously leaving me up here?
- You bet your ass.
466
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:13,445
He's doing this to make you
a better human being.
467
00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:15,822
Fucking Dennis.
468
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,426
Hey, Mallory, um, hi.
469
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,094
- Hi.
- Sorry. I, first of all,
470
00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:23,264
- sorry for how weird that was in there.
- Oh please.
471
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:26,309
I talk to a lot of comedy rooms
and that was nothing.
472
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,728
Yeah, the Simpsons writers
just looked down
473
00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:29,938
and giggled the whole time.
474
00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:31,105
Oh yeah.
475
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:32,923
Elaine, hey.
476
00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:35,008
Zack, hey.
477
00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:38,196
It was really cool today seeing
you up there on those wires.
478
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,739
I've done wire work before,
479
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,491
when I broke into
the dean's office in my movie
480
00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:42,891
Admissions Impossible.
481
00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:48,313
So listen, I, uh, I kind of sorta, um,
482
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,500
I hope this isn't inappropriate.
483
00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:55,630
I have a question that
I wanna ask you... once.
484
00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:57,215
Oh.
485
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:59,449
Yeah, um, so.
486
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:03,388
Uh, god, I'm so bad at this, uh...
487
00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:05,205
Hannah, I'd love to go out.
488
00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:08,434
Yeah, so now you have your one ask left.
489
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:12,355
Um, cool, okay, great,
that's amazing.
490
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:15,608
Yeah. Well, I gotta warn you,
if there is a second date,
491
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,735
we'd have to sign corporate consent forms.
492
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:20,780
Oh well get those forms ready.
493
00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:22,931
So earlier when I mentioned
going to that movie,
494
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:25,743
I was sorta trying to ask you something,
495
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,245
but I'm not sure you heard
what I was trying to...
496
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:28,269
Zack.
497
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:30,856
I can't go out with you.
498
00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:33,608
Oh.
499
00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:36,319
Okay.
500
00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:38,739
No misunderstanding that.
501
00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:41,700
I really appreciate you asking though.
502
00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:44,345
But you don't like me like that?
503
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:45,996
No, I...
504
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:50,542
I just really like my job.
505
00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:55,231
Nobody ever thinks twice
when a male exec dates an actress,
506
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:59,468
but if I started dating
an actor from my first show,
507
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:02,304
no one would ever take me seriously.
508
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,141
- That's not fair.
- It's definitely not fair.
509
00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:07,953
It's true.
510
00:21:07,977 --> 00:21:10,437
So, um, how's Saturday night.
511
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:13,082
Yeah, that's, that's great.
512
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,399
Looking forward to it.
513
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:17,486
Oh, so are they.
514
00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:22,050
Wow, okay, I'll see you then.
515
00:21:22,074 --> 00:21:24,201
Yep, see you then.
516
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:31,875
Yes!
517
00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:36,755
I'm really sorry, Zack.
518
00:21:41,093 --> 00:21:42,386
Yeah, me too.
519
00:21:54,273 --> 00:21:55,399
Hey, Jer?
520
00:21:56,692 --> 00:21:58,044
How's it hangin'?
521
00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:01,280
Clever.
I think I inverted one of my nuts.
522
00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:02,865
The good one.
523
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,343
Well, have fun with that, sunshine.
524
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:06,493
Hey.
525
00:22:07,536 --> 00:22:10,348
Look, I'm not good at this stuff.
526
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:13,101
And I have a lot of people
I need to apologize to,
527
00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:15,812
which is pretty fuckin' overwhelming
528
00:22:15,836 --> 00:22:17,838
for a guy who's not good
with feelings and shit.
529
00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:25,053
But... if I cost you an Emmy
530
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:28,992
or even if I just made your job harder
531
00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:30,851
by being a selfish asshole,
532
00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:35,564
I'm really sorry, Jerry.
533
00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:39,401
You're a good guy and you deserve better.
534
00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:41,987
That was perfect.
535
00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:44,031
Moving on.
536
00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:47,201
- Yeah?
- That one felt real.
537
00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:50,871
And I know from years
of personal experience,
538
00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:53,290
you're not that good of an actor.
539
00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:55,059
Cool.
540
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,377
All right, good day,
let's get outta here.
541
00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:18,750
Hey.
542
00:23:18,774 --> 00:23:20,793
- Hey.
- Is everything all right?
543
00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:23,129
Yeah, yeah,
I just, I wanted to apologize
544
00:23:23,153 --> 00:23:24,589
for being a dick this morning.
545
00:23:24,613 --> 00:23:27,133
It's just the play,
it's really stressing me out.
546
00:23:27,157 --> 00:23:29,052
Oh, I bet, I mean,
you're doing so much.
547
00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:30,553
Yeah, I mean, I, I trust you.
548
00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,263
I know nothing's going on.
549
00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:33,848
Well, I really appreciate that.
550
00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:35,892
And I, I just, I, I miss you.
551
00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:37,352
I miss you too, Nora.
552
00:23:37,376 --> 00:23:39,211
I love you, bye.
553
00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:42,482
Hey, there she is.
554
00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:43,757
- Oh!
- You look nice.
555
00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,778
- Hey, so do you.
- Thanks.
556
00:23:46,802 --> 00:23:48,011
Um...
557
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:51,616
would you kill me if I canceled tonight?
558
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,933
I'm just not hungry.
559
00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:55,829
Oh yeah, uh, no problem.
560
00:23:55,853 --> 00:23:59,040
I was... I was actually
gonna say the same thing.
561
00:23:59,064 --> 00:24:00,458
Oh great.
562
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,210
- So, uh...
- All right, well, I'm gonna...
563
00:24:02,234 --> 00:24:04,712
- Oh yeah, yeah.
- ...work on my lines then for tomorrow.
564
00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:06,965
I should too, and if I get hungry,
I can always break into the mini-fridge
565
00:24:06,989 --> 00:24:08,824
and get one of those $40 caramel corns.
566
00:24:10,409 --> 00:24:13,787
Reed... this was nice.
567
00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:15,163
What was?
568
00:24:15,664 --> 00:24:18,458
Remembering that we
used to have fun together.
569
00:24:19,001 --> 00:24:20,669
Yeah, yeah, we definitely did.
570
00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:26,734
Thank you.
571
00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:28,570
Although it is going to make me crazy
572
00:24:28,594 --> 00:24:30,321
that we never figured out
who those people are.
573
00:24:30,345 --> 00:24:31,656
You know what, it's probably for the best,
574
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,449
because it's never gonna be as interesting
575
00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:35,451
- as you think it is anyway.
- Wait, what the fuck, what the fuck?
576
00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:36,995
What are, are they getting arrested?
577
00:24:37,019 --> 00:24:38,496
Open the door, open the door!
578
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:39,521
I'm trying!
579
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,751
Excuse me, is this seat taken?
580
00:24:43,775 --> 00:24:44,818
Oh, no.
581
00:24:46,862 --> 00:24:48,655
Zack, is that you?
582
00:24:50,949 --> 00:24:53,285
I had no idea you'd be here.
583
00:24:55,412 --> 00:24:59,893
No reason two coworkers who
randomly bumped into each other
584
00:24:59,917 --> 00:25:02,145
can't enjoy a night at the cinema.
585
00:25:02,169 --> 00:25:03,754
This is a nice coincidence.
586
00:25:06,465 --> 00:25:09,068
Hey guys, it's me, Dennis.
587
00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:10,236
Dennis?
588
00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:12,363
You can't tell anyone about this.
589
00:25:12,387 --> 00:25:15,641
Don't worry.
My lips are sealed.
590
00:25:22,064 --> 00:25:24,274
♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
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